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Offline Dukat

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4050 on: 11-05-2014, 22:05:07 »
Damaso, on a sidenote, there is something you should really care about. A couple years from now on, you'll be leaving school. And what I've heard from your mother, I doubt that she'll be going to feed you until you've reached retirement age.

Accordingly, after you finished school, you will need a job. Or do you think that you'll be offered the presidents seat right away?

However, as you'll be not offered the presidents seat, you'll need a regular job. The problem with regular jobs is, that you barely work alone. You'll have collegues that will have to work with you. These collegues will have fundamentally different interests than you do.

Most likely they'll care about getting their lives done, earning enough money to feed themselves or to afford a car. Maybe they'll have a wife and kids to be fed. Maybe their marriage is in a chrisis and they try to fix it. Maybe their children are ill, and they worry about it.

These people give a fuck about your ideas. As soon as you'll will have fed them up with your ideas, they will go to your boss and say: Please, I don't wan't to work with Damaso, he is talking crap all day.
After a couple of month there will be nobody willing to work with you. In the end you will get fired after 3 month.

Then you can repeat this to infinity: Find a job, attend the job, piss off your collegues, getting fired.

If I were you, I would make up my mind how to feed myself in the future instead of how to make life easier for others. Do you wanna eat grass from the roadside? Do you wanna sleep under the bridge?

Maybe you should just carry on, once you've reached the nuthouse, you'll be sheltered and fed. That is much more than I suspect you to be able to achieve in life.

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4051 on: 11-05-2014, 22:05:00 »
Dont worry, he will just ask the food from the dictatorshipment and he will be well fed. Viva el Presidente Damaso!

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« Reply #4052 on: 11-05-2014, 22:05:02 »
Nah, he's gonna end up as Crazy Old Henrique sweeping the streets, talking to himself about how everyone would have Ferraris if he were to take over Portugal.
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4053 on: 11-05-2014, 22:05:36 »
Or he will take over portugal and become the worlds first educracy climaxism dictator.


Don't hear the naysayers damaso. I believe in you. Set your plan in motion and take over Portuguese politics.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4054 on: 11-05-2014, 23:05:02 »
So you say you want to become a dictator and take over the world? Go on..
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4055 on: 11-05-2014, 23:05:11 »
So you say you want to become a dictator and take over the world? Go on..
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/may/10/we-kill-people-based-metadata/

Good - now NSA is going to spy me, and assasinate me using "metadata".

I will obviously cut my political speech wile working in any job - save it for politics indeed.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4056 on: 12-05-2014, 01:05:20 »
OK: THIS IS SOMETHING HAPPY!

So i was hanging around in facebook, and there was this cute girl from my previous old school.. i find her pretty and actually atractive, she is also inteligent as well, and she used to worry about me (one of the few persons than does.)
So she was online.. and then i was like: "hmm: gonna send a nice message to her - chat a wile you know?" it turns out than it was one good conversation :) she seemed to miss me, and maybe we can go on a date with 2 more friends (girls also friends of her and my friends) and i was positive to it :)

Now im going to keep chatting with her.. you know: keeping the steping - and maybe we can even find out a good time to go on the date.

(hell yeah: this kinda putted me up! also, i need to work on my apearance as well: gaining some muscles, and become a bit more pretty - she doesnt see me in 2-3 years, she probably thinks im better than i was before)

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4057 on: 12-05-2014, 12:05:22 »
Denko Reloaded

btw so you're into girls that pity you? boy, that should take you far..
« Last Edit: 12-05-2014, 12:05:33 by McCloskey »

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4058 on: 12-05-2014, 12:05:36 »
(hell yeah: this kinda putted me up! also, i need to work on my apearance as well: gaining some muscles, and become a bit more pretty - she doesnt see me in 2-3 years, she probably thinks im better than i was before)

I actually believe that she is not looking for a body builder. Rather for a handsome, good looking boy with a body not less than average. Most likely you would fulfill her requirements. Also, she'd like to see that you have grown up a bit, repectively having become more mature and having developed the will to manage your life successfully.


Accordingly you can prepare for questions like:

  • How is school going? Are you doing good?
  • Do you have friends and what are they doing?
  • What are your interests and hobbies?
  • What kind of job do you want to attend later?

What she definetely does not want, is to hear about climaxism and dictatorialshipment. Not on the first date, neither on the 10th date, nor 10 years later.

But you can say:
  • that it is one of your concerns to make life easier for others and that you'd like to care for others.
  • that you feel sorry for the working and unemployed poor and are concerned about their situation in Portugal.
  • that you sadly do not know how to improve living conditions for others yet (which is actually 110% true).

« Last Edit: 12-05-2014, 13:05:54 by Dukat »

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4059 on: 12-05-2014, 16:05:48 »
No, dude, seriously say no to that date! Women will only want to drive you away from your original goal of becoming a politician! They are lifesucking freaks that will want to control you and shape you in whatever they need. Cause before hoes, bro.


You only need one girlfriend: Portugal, your motherland.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4060 on: 12-05-2014, 17:05:34 »
No, dude, seriously say no to that date! Women will only want to drive you away from your original goal of becoming a politician! They are lifesucking freaks that will want to control you and shape you in whatever they need. Cause before hoes, bro.


You only need one girlfriend: Portugal, your motherland.

tru dat

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4061 on: 12-05-2014, 17:05:54 »
Last night i got called 3 times by a "private number". With these numbers, you do not see who is calling you, nor can you call them back. I got called at 1.30, 2.00 and 2.30.

First 2 calls i heard nothing, but the third call i could hear somebody breathing.

Sleeping with a entrenchment tool & bayonet tonight for sure.

edit:oh wait this issent happy at all

Okay something unhappy then happy

Girl i was dating ditched me for a italian with a BMW. He has anger management issues appearntly and he is not fun to hang out with. But he is "so handsome" according to her. So  she said "thank you for the good times but i just prefer a dark skinned person over a good guy"

So i said fine. And just went out with 5 Bro's, we drank (well they did) and had an awesome time with no drama. She has been texting, asking me why i am not putting in effort to be the better man then the italian. I said that i am not planning to waste my time in such immature shit, but we can still be friends.


And i also got a tip of 14 euro for welding a wheelbarrow back together. 5 minutes of work= 14 euro. Best payment ever
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4062 on: 12-05-2014, 17:05:57 »
Sleeping with a entrenchment tool & bayonet tonight for sure.

But.. why?

Shoulnt they be suposed to do you something a wile back?

ALSO, you refered at some point than there was a turkish/muslim guy who would kill those who would hang out with his ex-girlfriend (the one wich was your crush and you got her) does that have something to do with it?

My advice: dont EVER pick "unknow numbers" even if you think its a prank. IF you ever end yourself picking such number, DONT SPEAK! people migh try to recognize your voice just to check if its really you.

Be aware. (wow! such useful advices given by an pseudo-futurdictatorialshipment-leader with 17 years old)

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4063 on: 12-05-2014, 18:05:12 »
Oh yeah, that guy has approached me. He threathend me. My buddy, 2 meter tall and body building, came to me and asked "Everything alright dude?"

And the tunesian guy retreated. That was 2 weeks ago.
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #4064 on: 12-05-2014, 18:05:20 »
Oh yeah, that guy has approached me. He threathend me. My buddy, 2 meter tall and body building, came to me and asked "Everything alright dude?"

And the tunesian guy retreated. That was 2 weeks ago.

Still, dont pick the phone in unkow number for any reason.

No one will waste time and money to call people on unknow, unless:

- Its a prank.

- Its necessary for them to you to pick their phonecall.. but they woulnt want you to know who is calling you (so it can be an unlimited list of stuff than they can make on your back, winout you knowing who is doing it - maybe they want to track you, or know who is speaking, ect...)

Just dont give them such oportunity - dont ever pick an "unknow number" anymore! and dont think its a mistake: let the phone ring until it is an identified number. People shall realize it sooner or later.