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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3840 on: 04-05-2014, 16:05:16 »
I am absolutely at a loss for words for what this guy is bringing to the forums  :o
Well Damaso, if you ever gonna be a dictator you will want to kill each and everybody
here who has read this or the world will laugh even more than it probably will do anyways

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3841 on: 04-05-2014, 17:05:34 »
I am absolutely at a loss for words for what this guy is bringing to the forums  :o
Well Damaso, if you ever gonna be a dictator you will want to kill each and everybody
here who has read this or the world will laugh even more than it probably will do anyways

Not really worried about this.

90% of the people in this forum dont give a single fuck about my political life... and even if this posts get popular some day, i will not mind about it...

Theres an diference between personal life actions, and professional life actions. Bein joked around in a random gamming forum doesnt mean than i will be an bad person wile ruling a country...

Also, dont call it dictatorship: call it Educracy.

Educracy: political ideology in wich people, in order to make part of the goverment, are teached to do so during their entire life in order to avoid corruption/abuse of power if they ever reach an goverment asset. Founder of an Educracy wasnt teached how to lead... hoewer, founders are usualy loyal to their objectives - the problem is the new ones who show up.

(in basic words: a medic/teacher/worker/(put random profession here) people are teached how to do their job... they go to school, they study, ect... and, the politics should be that way as well. BUT people have to trust in who is leading, and the one leading needs to remain loyal towards the country.)

And no: im not hitler - i dont want to kill people because they are against me. I do only proceed to action IF theres an project going in for the good of the nation, and someone tries to screw it up... in the worst case, that guy can get arrest. BUT people woulnt get arrested because they say than the goverment sucks, or because they didnt saluted the leader (honestly, i find that ridiculous.)

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3842 on: 04-05-2014, 17:05:05 »
90% of the people in this forum dont give a single fuck about my political life

Such a low percentage estimation.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3843 on: 04-05-2014, 18:05:00 »
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:


>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry"  as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
 


And that's Anon lost his virginity

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3844 on: 04-05-2014, 18:05:13 »
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:


>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry"  as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
 


And that's Anon lost his virginity

Show me the link boras...

I know you posted this over 4chan or something...

SHOW IT!

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3845 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:20 »
Heres something happy that happened to me guys:


>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry"  as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
 


And that's Anon lost his virginity

Sweet Mary mother of Jesus I almost dieded! You're a genius, this is pure gold.
He was not wrong. Amateurs talk tactics, pros talk logistics.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3846 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:56 »
I'm dying of laughter  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3847 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:04 »
Sorry mate, i was planning but i did not and never will.

You have my word.

Dunno about the rest of the people here though.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3848 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:38 »
Bouras, that was definetly gold, if not platinum.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3849 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:30 »
Can't stop reading this.

Lost it at Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit, had to stop at Omaha and almost choked at Stalingrad


Btw, enlighten me, for I don't get the spaghetti reference
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3850 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:53 »


Heres something happy that happened to me guys:


>Be me 5/10 Omega Eurofag virgin
>Not many friends, extremely beta around grills, shit at school, strange interests etc.
>Awkward as fuck in almost all social interactions
>Foreveralone.jpg
>Apparently mom had it with her beta son and decides to man me the fuck up
>She and her two friends (who might have been plowing her as she was working red light) think taking me to a strip club will cut it.
>At first argue against it but dem hormones convince me otherwise
>Big day comes, pack my shit, wear my fedora and get ready for achieving manhood.
>Go to club with mommas friends, get welcomed by flock of 9/10 grills and the bar owner (friend of friends)
>Too beta to even ask for a bitch that i wanna fuck, owner says he will choose for me
>Out of all the blonde and redhead 9/10s he chose this 6/10 Cholota looking Hlatino HUEHUE unit
>Consider bailing but sex is sex and too late for that anyways
>She Takes me to this room for the occasion.
>Owner tells her to take it easy cause I'm virgin
>Spaghetti starts dripping out of pockets "Soooo Do you like teamwork?"
>she sighs and takes her clothes off, i do the same
>Bootyhadmelike.gif
>Lying in bed and start by licking her nice round knockers a bit
>Shit tastes ballons. I did not sign up for this shit.
>Betafag intensifies but she takes the reigns and leads on
>Puts on the condom while blowing me
>Condom too big, cant feel a thing
>Dont know how to proceed, Save me Jeebus!!
>Strike of genius
>Porn has taught me that the ol' lickaroo down under is apparently better than sex for a man
>A terrible idea that my mouth would live to regret.
>Proceed to lick her Vagoogoo. Shit tastes weird but beggars cant be choosers
>Switch to some good old doggy style action for some time, but condom doesn't allow me to enjoy
>Also pussy the size of Boeing 747
>30 secs in Omaha and feel like i had enough of war. Wasn't penetrating that line of defense properly anyways
>Ask for some head but if we could take out the condom
>NOPE.avi
>Says condom only, i accept and ask her to proceed
>Shits cash, only drawback the condom.
>Feel fart knocking on anus's barricaded gates
>enemy_at_the_gates.mp4
>Try to evade the release of the bloodhounds
>Large intestine thinks otherwise and pushes with all its might
>STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMINAL_SCUM.mp3
>Squeeze my cheeks in hopes of stopping the Russian horde
>nope
>Fart a loud 120db monster fart with a side of mutilated corpse. Its like Stalingrad all over again
>spaghetti explodes from all pockets to all directions in at least a 3km radius
>Say "S-Sorry"  as i try to avoid eye contact
>Bitch not the least bit affected, shrugs it off like a pro and keeps sucking my erect genitalia
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>Jizz in 60 seconds flat, Usain got nothing on me
>Get cleaned, pick up clothes. The dirty deed is done, time to bail
>We go out where my moms friends congratulate me
>Feel alpha for once
>Big Boss asks her "So everything alright"?
>She says "Well he was a very nice guy to fuck" obviously lying just to boost my ego
>"T-thanks you too"
 


And that's Anon lost his virginity

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3851 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:13 »
He got banned for our sins. He was not the member FH forums deserved, he was the member we needed.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3852 on: 04-05-2014, 19:05:12 »
Its a 4chan reference usually about social awkwardness. A guy had some spaghetti apparently in his pockets and as he tries buying something from a sexy cashier he fucks his speech up while spaghetti falls from his pockets.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3853 on: 04-05-2014, 21:05:11 »
"Do you like teamwork?" LOL im sure gonna use that line from now on...

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« Reply #3854 on: 04-05-2014, 21:05:03 »
At least Damaso did not kill the hooker with a crossbow. And Bouras just delivered pure gold right here ;D