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Offline Slayer

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3795 on: 03-05-2014, 19:05:29 »
Thanks for all congratulations, guys.

Flooded with boy soap again since previous post, so I'm out again. Cheers katakulli, Surfbird, Born2Kill and sheik  ;D I'll post a pic when the new house is finished (everything inside has to be built yet).

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3796 on: 03-05-2014, 22:05:09 »
I was happy posting/reading on these forums until I ran into this thread --> man love hurt + religion infinity loop discussion = not a good way to start the Saturday evening.


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3797 on: 03-05-2014, 22:05:38 »
Welp, I got a bottle of bison grass vodka and a box of apple juice, that sounds like a good Saturday evening.
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3798 on: 03-05-2014, 22:05:38 »
Welp, I got a bottle of bison grass vodka and a box of apple juice, that sounds like a good Saturday evening.
It's the little things in life you know?

Yeah: like going Mc. Donalds or buying a new game...

I see...

(btw: in hafl an hour, i get my virginity lost.. still not 100% cool with this, but at least will get some pleasure)

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3799 on: 03-05-2014, 23:05:34 »
a full 5 seconds of it, lol.


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3800 on: 03-05-2014, 23:05:29 »
a full 5 seconds of it, lol.


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3801 on: 03-05-2014, 23:05:09 »
It's just his mom pulling a prank on poor damaso anyway, I'm calling it.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3802 on: 03-05-2014, 23:05:45 »
Damaso, be sure to tell us about the experience in detail when you return. It's an interesting phenomenon.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3803 on: 04-05-2014, 00:05:17 »
Goddamnit Damaso, tell us what your mother costs already!

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3804 on: 04-05-2014, 01:05:47 »
btw: in hafl an hour, i get my virginity lost.. still not 100% cool with this, but at least will get some pleasure

Another thing that your mother will ruin for you.

It's just his mom pulling a prank on poor damaso anyway, I'm calling it.

Exactly like that.

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3805 on: 04-05-2014, 01:05:53 »
They should make a sitcom about this guy.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3806 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:12 »
(WARNING: as much as you think this can be somekind of a troll/lie, I ASSURE YOU BY EVERYTING OF THIS LIFE THAN THIS ISNT A LIE OR A MASSIVE TROLL!)

Ok...

Well, i actually made sex, but it wasnt so exiting/strange/(put strong felling here) as i was thinking...

At first, we got oursefles inside the bar... there were some "nice" women there... and the bar owner (who was a big friend of the guys i was coming with) told than he would choose the women than i would go with.

I was kinda embarassed to choose a women before: saw some blond ladies with good ass 'nd legs, but i didnt got the balls to tell: "i want to go with that one!" basicaly, i was a total noob (obviously)

So yeah: the bar owner choosed the women (30 years old i guess) and he told her than i was new, to relax 'nd shit... eventualy, she took me to the room (wich was a bit outside the club - like an hidden place or something) and we got ourselfes inside a room.

She was brazilian, and "a bit" brown: she was good, but not that kind of women than i would consider totaly HOT... not skinny or eigther too much good/fat/ect...

She droped her clothes, and i droped mine.. also, she started to touch me... and for a moment i didnt understood what i wanted to do with her... but then i was like: "she is a prostitute, and you are here for sex - this is not abusive for her, so yeah - go ahead) and we laied down in bed, and i started to go for her boobs. Boobs "tasted" like balloons (for real!) and i was there kissing/licking her boobs but not felling anything special...

Then she putted me an condom, and blowed me wile putting it...

Also: you see wen a girl touches you and you kinda feel good with such touch? well: i didnt feel anything with her touches... not real surprised or exited... she was totaly naked and i was naked as well, first time i ever made sex in my life.

Searching for some good pleasure, i licked her pussy for a wile.. and made some vaginal... i keeped hitting her vagina in dog style like 30 seconds or something like that... but then, i turned and asked if she could make me a blowjob - she did it, but i was using a condom, and so i asked if she could make me the blowjob winout the condom, and if i hitted her vagina i would wear another condom - she said than she only made with condoms, and i was like: "oh ok ok no worries so lets  keep up :) "

And eventualy, after 1 minute or something , she keeped herself blowjobing me...and then i came.

I dont know... i mean: it wasnt an big deal for me (maybe because of the condom, or because it was my first time) but after i got out of the sex, i looked to the other hot girls in wich i could have gone to bed with... and i was like: "ah.. i should have choosed that one"

She was nice and slowly to me... and i guess im aimed to those HOT BEASTS who are actually HOT and ride you on the bed like: "oh oh oh!! yeah yeah yeah!!!" but she wasnt bad at all...

(btw: there was a moment wile she blowjobed me: i gave an loud fart over there! she keeped herself blowing me just fine, but i kinda felt asshamed for a moment... wen the sex finished, i said sorry for that, and she was like " oh its ok no worries")

Now i kinda feel than i finaly discover everyting than i needed to know about life... however, this wasnt that big deal than i was thinking it would be. I really hope to not get adicted, but nextime i return to such club, i will try to find someone wich acepts no condoms, and a women who really exites me. (and im 17 btw... minimal age was 18, but no one asked me shit and my older friends taked care of the bussiness)
« Last Edit: 04-05-2014, 02:05:18 by Damaso »

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3807 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:17 »
Dont be picky. Sex is sex.

i think this is appropiate



Yesterday i witnessed once again, female drama. I decided i had enough, and i had a night with only bro's. With 4 guys, we went a bar, we were the only one there, but we were allowed to play whatever music we wanted and all the drinks were 1 euro. Its now 3 AM almost, i am going home at that time. Early as usual, but i had a good evening with no fucking women drama.
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3808 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:05 »
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Boobs "tasted" like balloons (for real!)

you sure it wasn't a doll mate ?

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3809 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:36 »
maybe its better that you used a condom........
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.