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Offline Damaso

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3810 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:56 »
maybe its better that you used a condom........

Yeah i get the joke...

... but the pleasure... :/

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3811 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:40 »
maybe its better that you used a condom........


Searching for some good pleasure, i licked her pussy for a wile..
No condom in the world is going to help Damaso now. You all should have payed more attention in your sexual education lessons. Who the fuck gets the idea to lick a hookers pussy ffs?
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3812 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:19 »
What im worried is what the hell is a brazilian doing in portugal. Economy over here is so much better and job offers are all over the place compared to the 2 iberian countries. In fact i have read that most brazilians that went to Portugal/Spain looking for jobs are all returning. (met a few myself) {On spain one of the reasons they are returning is the blind xenophobism of a certain porcentage of those retards}

And most likely with our 200 million population compared to the 10 million in portugal, as well as the 5 million in cities like Belo Horizonte (where i live), close to 15m or so in São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro, you probably have lots of more guys looking for cheap sex, compared to just the 500k in Lisboa!!!!!!

Next time you meet her you give her that info!! Unless you dont wanna see her go...

And this thread is making my day ROFL

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3813 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:40 »
i would only go noncondom if it was my GF or somebody i know really well. I never had any issues with using protection.


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You all should have payed more attention in your sexual education lessons. Who the fuck gets the idea to lick a hookers pussy ffs?

ooh yeah..missed that little part

Well enjoy the herpes!


I once had one very akward experience tough. Halfway during sex, we just..started to talk about the subject "is their life on another planet and is it watching us"

oh..And the girl farting during sex.....i began laughing like a hyena
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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3814 on: 04-05-2014, 02:05:49 »
Maybe its better to forgett about this.

You know: i just arrived home.. and i will act like if nothing happened - best thing to do for now.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3815 on: 04-05-2014, 05:05:45 »
I don't have words for this...I'm just laughing ;D

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3816 on: 04-05-2014, 05:05:55 »


Damaso, my man! That's a funny story mate. ;)

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3817 on: 04-05-2014, 08:05:16 »
I don't have words for this...I'm just laughing ;D


If you and Achtung did not wait for me i swear to god i will cut your balls off!


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3818 on: 04-05-2014, 09:05:13 »
You've got it figured out alright.  Don't give up until you find a whore who doesn't use condoms.  Live your dreams!

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3819 on: 04-05-2014, 11:05:55 »

Just be careful Damaso. Secondly, you said you didn't wanna make it a habbit, going there, yet you're already talkin about a second time. Try to control it while you still can.
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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3820 on: 04-05-2014, 11:05:09 »
That is a... rather interesting story Damaso.

A few weeks ago when I was in Cannes, I bought myself an Iron Cross First Class from the famous flea-market. I brought it to a collectioner's store, and turns out to be all original! And its paint is perfectly preserved too!  ;D

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3821 on: 04-05-2014, 12:05:42 »


Journey starts from here, this very thread. Such a fucking filth hole.

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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3822 on: 04-05-2014, 12:05:02 »
Something Happy:


Just downloaded Fallout - New Vegas for free (i played before on PS3, but my persian cats pissed on it and screwed it up - no more ps3 for me)

Still: i fear to hang around over the mojave because of the wildlife (i get myself dying with fear wen i see a barc scorpion / mantis / Cockroach / whatever

... little things in life.


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3823 on: 04-05-2014, 12:05:46 »
Next time, skip the lickin' and stick to:


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Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« Reply #3824 on: 04-05-2014, 12:05:18 »
You've got it figured out alright.  Don't give up until you find a whore who doesn't use condoms.  Live your dreams!
I have tears in my eyes! This is too good.
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