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Offline THeTA0123

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6420 on: 09-01-2012, 18:01:39 »
Nothing beats this, when it comes to pelicans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5oZRwgTQLQ
it took me years to realize that they where flamingos  ;D
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6421 on: 09-01-2012, 18:01:09 »
you just say that because i am being targeted, you always do  ;)

oh well, it should go into the archives

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.960
Sigh... now you're just being like Warrior used to be when he identified by "village idiot" and thought it was fun and we loved him for it. We don't like your spamming; don't like the hate.




I don't think I linked this here. Japanese girl explaining in staggering english the plot of Star Wars (ep 4-6)
Really hilarious and cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCSHJINqCo

Make sure to watch the empire strikes back, return of the jedi, Inception, The Matrix, Titanic, Avatar and "Love in star wars".
Great stuff :)
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6422 on: 09-01-2012, 20:01:02 »
Ted please, if you go find all of my posts, you will rarely actually find authentic spam
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6423 on: 09-01-2012, 20:01:38 »
you just say that because i am being targeted, you always do  ;)

oh well, it should go into the archives

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.960
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I don't think I linked this here. Japanese girl explaining in staggering english the plot of Star Wars (ep 4-6)
Really hilarious and cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCSHJINqCo

Make sure to watch the empire strikes back, return of the jedi, Inception, The Matrix, Titanic, Avatar and "Love in star wars".
Great stuff :)

nice :P

I would like to see random joe on the streets do it in Japanese though :P

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6424 on: 09-01-2012, 20:01:25 »



I used to have this sometimes, no I just say colleague, how are you, or when it is a rush hour train i just say hi, lots of train guards now me already :p

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6425 on: 09-01-2012, 22:01:20 »
I image you could massively troll on our intercity trains by continuing to open the door before they are all shut.  Because they are manual slam doors, the guard has to make sure they are all closed before the central lock goes on.  So if you were quick, you could could keep opening doors at random until you got removed from the train.

Obviously, if you tried this on a Paris Metro train, you'd lose a limb.  Those doors don't give a shit.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6426 on: 10-01-2012, 14:01:34 »
the london underground is not much better
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6427 on: 10-01-2012, 17:01:03 »
the london underground is not much better

Yeah, when i was there the week before Xmas my train did an emergency stop after a few meters and the driver said "let go of the bag and stay away from the door, the train will leave and you can retrieve your bag from the door in the next station."

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6428 on: 11-01-2012, 02:01:48 »
I just saw this on youtube...  really stupid and discusting but here's the video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rf1Bn3Rg0o&feature=related

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6429 on: 11-01-2012, 05:01:46 »
thats how us oregonians take care of our problems!   ;D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6430 on: 11-01-2012, 09:01:44 »

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« Reply #6431 on: 11-01-2012, 12:01:30 »


what are you trying to say?    >:( :( :o ??? :P :-X :-* :'(

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6432 on: 11-01-2012, 12:01:04 »
Fucking idiot...

Fucking idiot..  ;D
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6433 on: 11-01-2012, 12:01:36 »
Speaking of trains...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=when3v7NVFk#!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6434 on: 11-01-2012, 23:01:45 »