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Ugliest:



Why? Because it looks like an upgraded WW1 tank. Those were hideous, lumpy and everything's out of proportion. With the size of the Churchill the gun itself looks like a 7 year old's d*ck on an obese old man (tank). Heh, almost like Churchill himself.. It's typically something for the English to make, why can't they produce something beautiful, practical and powerful for a change? Except the Crusader, which looks kinda slick.

Most beautiful:



The Panther, ofcourse! Look at that sexy sloped armour, perfect proportions, I especially like how the frontal slope is symmetric with the back, also sloped. It's that hot German blonde on high heels. Only with a very, very powerful gun. With a muzzle ofcourse. Have you ever seen a Panther that didn't have georgious camo? And the sound.. oh the sound makes me wanna come.. and kick some allied ass with that tank! No tank was more perfect and beautiful than the Panther, precisely like the animal itself, they hit it spot on, it's g'dang predator.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #1 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:15 »
My favorite tank is T-34/76. It is both ugly as all hell but yet so beautiful.
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #2 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:24 »
Dont lynch me.. But I think all WWII tanks are ugly IM SORRY :(

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #3 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:05 »
Ugliest:


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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #4 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:19 »
I think a TOG2 is worse then a churchill, much worse ...


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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #5 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:54 »
Ugliest:

Vickers Light Tank Mk VI

Beautiful:

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #6 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:20 »
WW1 version of the churchill!  :P
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #7 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:17 »
Ugliest FCM 2C. One Example built afaik, found by the germans in a railroad.




Sexiest

Carro Armato M13/40



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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #9 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:17 »
Ugliest:

Vickers Light Tank Mk VI

Oh god no, yeah I hate that thing! It looks like that alien baby that ripped out of that woman's body in the movie 'Alien', all screaming and twisting in its uglyness. Not to mention, it is dreadfully weak too. But hey, it DOES have sloping armour!





So what's your most beautiful tank? :P

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #10 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:05 »
UGLIEST



The T31 demolition tank. Only its mother could love it. I mean SERIOUSLY what was the designer thinking? "Right what were gonna do is tank this the sherman, you know, the tank that looks like a chubby 8-year-old packed for his first day of school and make it even more lumpy and tall and unbalanced a FUCK UGLY! :)


BEAUTIFUL



It was hard, so I just chose one of my favorite tanks of all time.  8)


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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #11 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:04 »
Interesting. I, for one, think that both of those tanks (Infantry Tank Mk. IV And Panzer V) look very good.

If we are allowed to post assault guns, I'd like to mention the Ps. 531 aka StuG 40 Ausf. G with Finnish modifications. It's small, cute and effective.


Least attractive tank... hmm. I have to say Sherman II. It's just so.. tall and round. You should see it in real life to completely understand. :p


Special nomination for being damn nice looking tank goes to the German E-100 Ausf. B. This is of course purely speculative construction, but it's just so awesome:
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #12 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:54 »
Ugly:



Japanese Flamethrower tank

Most beautiful:



Panther G, no questions

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #13 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:25 »
Ugly:



Japanese Flamethrower tank


 Holy Shit Cakes, that looks like some sort of Jigsaw trap from SAW


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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #14 on: 06-01-2010, 23:01:10 »
More like a diabolic tank ready to open his mouth and eat enemy soldier..





And can be knocked out by Rifle Fire, just like any Japanese tank :D