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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #120 on: 20-10-2014, 13:10:44 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #121 on: 20-10-2014, 21:10:24 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's.
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #122 on: 20-10-2014, 21:10:12 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's.But he knows
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #123 on: 20-10-2014, 23:10:56 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #124 on: 20-10-2014, 23:10:30 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #125 on: 21-10-2014, 01:10:40 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #126 on: 21-10-2014, 11:10:03 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen.
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #127 on: 21-10-2014, 19:10:11 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged
He got banned for our sins. He was not the member FH forums deserved, he was the member we needed.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #128 on: 21-10-2014, 19:10:31 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #129 on: 22-10-2014, 18:10:39 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area. Flippy went Warbear
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J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #130 on: 22-10-2014, 19:10:54 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area. Flippy went Warbear on his ass!

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #131 on: 23-10-2014, 04:10:46 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area. Flippy went Warbear on his ass! Never go full

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #132 on: 23-10-2014, 17:10:31 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area. Flippy went Warbear on his ass! Never go full Warbear, the results

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #133 on: 23-10-2014, 17:10:01 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area. Flippy went Warbear on his ass! Never go full Warbear, the results may surprise you.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #134 on: 23-10-2014, 17:10:55 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of german sausage eating, spanish speaking weirdo's. But he knows that hard nipples make Flippy erect, virile and willing. It didn't happen... until Damaso massaged the wrong area. Flippy went Warbear on his ass! Never go full Warbear, the results may surprise you. Flippy is gorgeous.