Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
In Sweden born and raised
On HSLAN was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some Mortarz outside of Main Base
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my FHGN
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're playin' FHGN with Anctoville'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of FHGN
Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a Kubel and when it came near
The license plate said ANCTOVILLE and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to anything bot Anctoville'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Anctoville