Author Topic: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder  (Read 405332 times)

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5207 on: 07-12-2013, 11:12:20 »


The Sun

Helsinki:
Sunrise 8.59
Sunset 15.20

Oulu:
Sunrise 9.52
Sunset 14.23

Utsjoki:
The sun will rise again 16.1.2014


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5208 on: 07-12-2013, 12:12:46 »
I don´t get how people can survive constant darkness up in the north. I guess consuming vast quantities of alcohol might be useful, but I can´t imagine enduring such a long time without a hint of the sun and staying sane.
These short days we have down here in southern Germany are already taking their toll on me and I can´t wait for spring to come. ^^
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
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Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5209 on: 07-12-2013, 15:12:41 »
Finally the climate in Middle Earth has been calculated.

http://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2013/10013-english.pdf

Most important result:

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Much of Middle Earth would have been covered in dense forest if the landscape had not been altered by dragons, orcs, wizards etc

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5210 on: 07-12-2013, 16:12:55 »
I don´t get how people can survive constant darkness up in the north. I guess consuming vast quantities of alcohol might be useful, but I can´t imagine enduring such a long time without a hint of the sun and staying sane.
These short days we have down here in southern Germany are already taking their toll on me and I can´t wait for spring to come. ^^
Well, there's a reason why more scandinavians than anywhere in the world are taking anti-depressants, i think about 10% are issued anti-depressants.
The remaining 90% are drinking heavily, which also helps.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5211 on: 07-12-2013, 16:12:26 »
Is it true people living up north in the areas which dont see sunlight for a long time are a lot more suicidal? I mean, I would be if it was constantly nighttime...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5212 on: 07-12-2013, 18:12:46 »
I don´t get how people can survive constant darkness up in the north. I guess consuming vast quantities of alcohol might be useful, but I can´t imagine enduring such a long time without a hint of the sun and staying sane.
These short days we have down here in southern Germany are already taking their toll on me and I can´t wait for spring to come. ^^
Well, there's a reason why more scandinavians than anywhere in the world are taking anti-depressants, i think about 10% are issued anti-depressants.
The remaining 90% are drinking heavily, which also helps.
Which is a bit odd, considering that people have lived here for ages without the need for medication. I'm blaming society and people being whiny brats more than the darkness. We even have electricity to keep everything lit 24/7, but apparently that isn't enough.

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Is it true people living up north in the areas which dont see sunlight for a long time are a lot more suicidal? I mean, I would be if it was constantly nighttime...
There doesn't seem to be much of a correlation between suicide rates and geography:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
« Last Edit: 07-12-2013, 18:12:41 by Kalkalash »
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5213 on: 07-12-2013, 19:12:10 »
I take vitamin D in the winter, it really helps to start your day on compensate for the lack of sun.

Winter is more depressing, it's true..
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5214 on: 07-12-2013, 19:12:26 »
Kimi Räikkönen about things to do in Finland:

Well, in summer there’s fishing and shagging. And in winter the fishing is bad.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5215 on: 08-12-2013, 01:12:58 »
I'm na programmer or a dev but I laughed my ass off.

http://www.sharenator.com/Developer_s_Reaction_Gifs/

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5216 on: 08-12-2013, 13:12:00 »
Gentlemen, I present you the Bristol stool chart:
He got banned for our sins. He was not the member FH forums deserved, he was the member we needed.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5217 on: 08-12-2013, 13:12:16 »
Type 2 and 3 is where it is at, fast, not painfull and almost no cleanup.

type 6 and 7 are always a joy on long trips.

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« Reply #5218 on: 08-12-2013, 16:12:31 »
Type 2 and type 3, good shape, as long as not very hard... otherwise it will be like surprise buttsex.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5219 on: 08-12-2013, 18:12:41 »
Type 4 looks like it should be the best, but it always leaves a lot of remnants for you to clear up.