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College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« on: 27-07-2010, 07:07:01 »
A fucking motorized couch.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2010/07/25/sotvo.motorized.couch.ksl?hpt=C2


I know that all of you have been wanting this for decades, well finally somebody plucked up the courage to strap a motor, some wood, and some wheels to a shitty piss stained college couch to make it move.

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #1 on: 27-07-2010, 07:07:20 »
Thats nothin, I've seen a motorized bar stool.
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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #2 on: 27-07-2010, 07:07:31 »
Bout time one of these damn geniuses start helping the obesity problem!

....and they're in College? Obviously a very unproductive college if they was motivated to design something like that. That's just a joke you come up with that leaves you head the minute it enters, never mind find time to build it. Wish I went to his college......
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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #3 on: 27-07-2010, 07:07:20 »
Lol I wonder if he'll use it to drive around to all of his door-to-door Mormon conversion visits ...

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #4 on: 27-07-2010, 08:07:54 »
I laughed because I saw it on CNN, on the main page, so i thought to myself, "Must be kind of cool looking or innovative somehow for CNN to show it." Sadly, it looks like a pile of shit. And I wonder how much he paid that lass to sit there.

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #5 on: 27-07-2010, 08:07:39 »
I do wonder if someone at CNN cares to read the definition of an invention before posting their news.
But wait no! That would be journalism and too much work for news nowadays... ^^

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I have my name on a patent as well. Big deal. :D
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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #6 on: 27-07-2010, 08:07:18 »
Isnt a motorized couch also known as a fucking car since the back seats are essentially a couch.

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #8 on: 27-07-2010, 14:07:08 »
Im still waiting for my motorized toilet to arrive.

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #9 on: 27-07-2010, 16:07:00 »
Im still waiting for my motorized toilet to arrive.
Oh flippy come on, where do you live, don't you know that EVERYTHING has been thought of already?

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #10 on: 27-07-2010, 17:07:56 »
xD

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #11 on: 27-07-2010, 19:07:28 »
Some englishman build a driving couch like 10 years ago. You are a bit behind the times in the U.S. aren't you?


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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #12 on: 27-07-2010, 19:07:25 »
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #13 on: 27-07-2010, 19:07:08 »
Is that picture photoshopped? Because the blur makes it seem like he's hauling ass at around 40-50mph.
Regardless, his couch-mobile actually looks like a worthy investment, unlike the crappy one this college kid designed.

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Re: College Kid Invents Most Practical Invention Yet
« Reply #14 on: 27-07-2010, 20:07:45 »
I need leopard print couches for my home, not to mention motorized ones!