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Title: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-02-2012, 19:02:55
Continued from I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=4867.0)

Previous thread was closed for the following two reasons:
If after a few days there is much uproar, I can merge the two threads together.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 07-02-2012, 19:02:44
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-02-2012, 20:02:00
I guess the other one started becoming laggy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 07-02-2012, 20:02:55
Maybe a 500 page limit that we where about to break?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 07-02-2012, 20:02:14
lol 500 Page limit x´D

Check Picture thread has ~583
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 07-02-2012, 20:02:22
Well this one sucks 5 posts and no joke :(

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/215/30.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 07-02-2012, 21:02:36

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/215/30.jpg)
One of the funniest part of South Park ever indeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcbgclG4_A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 07-02-2012, 22:02:09
That episode was epic  ;D

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/134/20.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/134/25.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-02-2012, 00:02:58
It must have something to do with the Interwebz 2.0. This thread is probably ready for the Interwebz 2.0, while the other is not.

(http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/laffing-interwebz.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 08-02-2012, 01:02:26
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9066371/Last-surviving-veteran-of-First-World-War-dies-aged-110.html


Last WW1 vet has died.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 08-02-2012, 02:02:36
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9066371/Last-surviving-veteran-of-First-World-War-dies-aged-110.html


Last WW1 vet has died.

OH WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW FUNNY!

Why is this in a joke thread?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-02-2012, 02:02:11
this is also the "I went to the internet and found this" thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 08-02-2012, 03:02:33
this is also the "I went to the internet and found this" thread

Everyone just post jokes, I suggest we stay doing that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 08-02-2012, 06:02:17
If it was only a joke thread, it would be called "I went on the internet and found this joke/overused meme/youtube video thread," or something along those lines. As its not, and I'd rather not bother the mods by starting a whole new thread, I decided to make this one.

Not only does it save work for the mods, it can fit in this thread, and per the usual "(name here) has died" threads with the occasional asshat posting about not caring that they died, and generally starting flamewars in said threads, those that do post such comments can scroll past this and ignore it. Such is the beauty of this particular thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 08-02-2012, 08:02:09
Tired of boring or cheesy army ads?

Check out the Gabonese Army Engineer Corps TV commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvFmuWd_NQw) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 08-02-2012, 09:02:31
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things

Me too. Can we have an explanation, instead of the usual you-don't-need-to-know-thread-closed remark.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 08-02-2012, 11:02:24
Tired of boring or cheesy army ads?

Check out the Gabonese Army Engineer Corps TV commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvFmuWd_NQw) :D
hah nice
But is that a fly on their logo?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 08-02-2012, 11:02:20
hah nice
But is that a fly on their logo?

You got summit against flys? 0.<
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: spartanlegend on 08-02-2012, 12:02:58
Ah Gabon, leading the way in military public relations.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Knitschi on 08-02-2012, 13:02:19
Thank you for teaching me a lesson in geography. Until now I did not even know that there is a nation called gabon....
But their millitary sure is cool  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-02-2012, 16:02:54
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things

Me too. Can we have an explanation, instead of the usual you-don't-need-to-know-thread-closed remark.
See the modified first post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 16:02:52
This is an outrage! The plebeians don't take kindly to this behaviour!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 08-02-2012, 17:02:49
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things

Me too. Can we have an explanation, instead of the usual you-don't-need-to-know-thread-closed remark.
See the modified first post.

Thank you, perfectly understandable. I thought it was the farfetched meme discussion to be honest.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:14
I thought it was Paasky's semi-gay comment on my video ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-02-2012, 17:02:41
What is "semi-gay"? Is that between "metro-sexual" and "ultra-gay"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2012, 17:02:30
What is "semi-gay"?
VonMudra.

*runs away* ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 17:02:09
No, 'ultra-gay' is beyond 'gay' and 'really-gay'. 'semi-gay' comes just before 'closet-gay'. After that you have 'gay'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-02-2012, 17:02:51
So for our all understanding:

Gayness (-)(-)(-)

Straight
Metro
Semi-Gay
Closet-Gay
Gay
Really-Gay
Ultra-Gay

Gayness (+)(+)(+)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:26
Personally I use the terms 'sparkling' and 'flaming' instead of 'really-gay' and 'ultra-gay'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 17:02:58
Yes, I like to use those too but for beginners it is hard to remember which comes first.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 08-02-2012, 17:02:42
So for our all understanding:

Gayness (-)(-)(-)

Straight
Metro
VonMudra
Semi-Gay
Closet-Gay
Gay
Really-Gay
Ultra-Gay

Gayness (+)(+)(+)
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:00
Oh, vM is waay past that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-02-2012, 17:02:32
I left some room intentionally so he can sign in himself. However we are still missing "bi" and "bi-curious" in the list.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2012, 17:02:39
From now on this thread shall be serious.
































(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/serious_business.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:09
I left some room intentionally so he can sign in himself. However we are still missing "bi" and "bi-curious" in the list.

Well, yeah. Bi and bi-curious shouldn't be on that list. That list is reserved for fudge packers only.

@Thor: http://zverige.com/kingkong/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-02-2012, 18:02:50
So for our all understanding:

Gayness (-)(-)(-)

Straight
Metro
VonMudra
Semi-Gay
Closet-Gay
Gay
Really-Gay
Ultra-Gay

Gayness (+)(+)(+)
;D

I am bi, and have a boyfriend so...kinda hard to find where I would be placed on that list :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-02-2012, 18:02:13
You belong on the place "Awesome-Bi gay trustworthy shrink"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 18:02:56
You would just be 'gay' since you are open about it and you do not dress fabulously. Even bi-sexual is gay in this list, perhaps in future our skilled researchers and scientists will make more lists for male homosexuals, female lesbians, both bisexuals and male lesbians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-02-2012, 18:02:48
Personally I use the term 'sparkling' ... instead of 'really-gay' ...
Erm, it's not correct to put gays into soda-streams any more Biiviz.

Anyhow:
(http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-02-2012, 18:02:50
Looks awesome, but i cant help but feel it is a bit wasteful to make.

http://youtu.be/LgsDWb0orSQ


Some sewer gas
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-explosive-manhole.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 08-02-2012, 19:02:55
LIAM NEESON & PATRICK STEWART: Battle of the Action Figures (The Graham Norton Show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EQ0uVtmw2M&feature=player_embedded


I just shit myself, thats so awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2012, 22:02:12
LIAM NEESON & PATRICK STEWART: Battle of the Action Figures (The Graham Norton Show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EQ0uVtmw2M&feature=player_embedded


I just shit myself, thats so awesome!
Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart, Graham Norton, ALAN DAVIES!?

I knew that show was awesome, but how can televisions withstand awesomeness of that magnitude?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 08-02-2012, 22:02:53
Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart, Graham Norton, ALAN DAVIES!?

I knew that show was awesome, but how can televisions withstand awesomeness of that magnitude?

(http://www.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/ancient-aliens-th_0.jpg)

Because the new thread was missing it... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-02-2012, 22:02:44
Eggs! Yumm  :P     FAKE EGGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA)  :o :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 22:02:28
Eggs! Yumm  :P     FAKE EGGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA)  :o :-X

Bastards :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-02-2012, 00:02:45
Eggs! Yumm  :P     FAKE EGGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA)  :o :-X

I lol'd

Something more serious from North Korea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgMeunuviE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgMeunuviE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 09-02-2012, 02:02:15
Meanwhile...
(https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Meanwhile-in-Romania.jpeg)
in Czech Republic

They have snow high heels, quite usefull
And the guy doing sled dog with only 1 dog in the background...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 09-02-2012, 12:02:40
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/589217_scale_of_universe_enhanced.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 09-02-2012, 12:02:57
WTF of the day:
Meet one of the lesser known candidates for the upcoming US presidential election:Vermin Supreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

Truly....WTF?!  ;D
I think, I´d vote for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKszduiK8E&feature=related). :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 09-02-2012, 14:02:56
Not sure where to post this, but this thread seems to be the most suitable

http://www.screened.com/news/star-wars-imperial-fleet-an-historical-pattern-of-errors/3421/

Nice article mirroring events in Star Wars' Imperial Navy with real life German naval errors/happenings. You do probably have to have an affinity with the SW movies to "get" this though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 09-02-2012, 15:02:28
WTF of the day:
Meet one of the lesser known candidates for the upcoming US presidential election:Vermin Supreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

Truly....WTF?!  ;D
I think, I´d vote for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKszduiK8E&feature=related). :D
Hahahaha! That bit about zombie-power was hilarious.
I'd vote for him right away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-02-2012, 15:02:56
Almost as cool as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Miklas on 09-02-2012, 18:02:34
WTF of the day:
Meet one of the lesser known candidates for the upcoming US presidential election:Vermin Supreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

Truly....WTF?!  ;D
I think, I´d vote for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKszduiK8E&feature=related). :D
I sense this guy is part of a grass-root non-official Ron Paul campaign since he is basically mocking "big government" (also the Revolution sign is a give-away).   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 09-02-2012, 18:02:44
Actually he's not.  He's been running as a democratic candidate for awhile now, and is a performance artist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-02-2012, 19:02:45
(http://i.imgur.com/dF00m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 09-02-2012, 19:02:45
Wow.

That strip just blew my mind.

So good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-02-2012, 20:02:07
Tiny cunt face Raven had it coming.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 09-02-2012, 22:02:27
Loved it  8)

Meanwhile:

(http://static02.mediaite.com/gossipcop/uploads/2012/02/Schwarzenegger-Stallone.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 10-02-2012, 00:02:54
Meanwhile...
(https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Meanwhile-in-Romania.jpeg)

Seen that before. They look like this here:

(http://www.wdr.de/tv/westpol/sendungsbeitraege/2011/0313/img/strassenstrich_400q.jpg)


Well, seriously:

Smith & Jones "Nazi Generals" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 10-02-2012, 00:02:14
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/8a755_qaghv.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 10-02-2012, 08:02:08
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/m/o3i/743s/208489/913152137.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 10-02-2012, 12:02:54
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30seconds, then look up at your wall  :o

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e285/Natty_Wallo/424113_353042044715479_100000290589950_1368728_295689069_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-02-2012, 12:02:12
Or be a nerd and use photoshop:
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4778/18455798.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-02-2012, 12:02:53
Here's something for Muddy and all the other furries out there...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6685265/best-of-dorkly-mario-is-a-furry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 10-02-2012, 17:02:43
http://www.skoften.net/index/video/jezelf_klaar_stomen_voor_het_weekend

Friends this guy has none
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GuinNess on 10-02-2012, 18:02:43
Today on the way back from Waterloo (B) to Luxembourg I spotted this

(http://s14.postimage.org/knekp6fml/IMG_0039.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/knekp6fml/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2012, 19:02:23
Today on the way back from Waterloo (B) to Luxembourg I spotted this

(http://s14.postimage.org/knekp6fml/IMG_0039.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/knekp6fml/)
it seems i am not the only spy
(http://tf2chan.net/projects/src/131332337067.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-02-2012, 21:02:39
Here's something for Muddy and all the other furries out there...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6685265/best-of-dorkly-mario-is-a-furry

Wow, that's creepy. :U
*Puts Snowtail on his block list*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 10-02-2012, 22:02:18
Today on the way back from Waterloo (B) to Luxembourg I spotted this

(http://s14.postimage.org/knekp6fml/IMG_0039.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/knekp6fml/)

How many accidents happen there? Awesome pic  ;D

And damn that monkey, fuck  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 11-02-2012, 04:02:59
Facebook parenting


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kl1ujzRidmU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 11-02-2012, 10:02:56
http://oi40.tinypic.com/1q6d1i.jpg

I say , that is very accurated  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-02-2012, 10:02:32
http://oi40.tinypic.com/1q6d1i.jpg

I say , that is very accurated  ;D
hahaha

"Westren bully"
"Eastren bully"

so simple stated yet so funny  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 11-02-2012, 10:02:01
"Wrinkled bully"

(http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 11-02-2012, 10:02:07
Classic commercial, classic song, classic phrase.

'Sales are down'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3g7xbo9GY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 11-02-2012, 11:02:43
I just gotta post this again. Even if you haven't seen War Horse yet. It's still damn funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAIPe8knkBs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-02-2012, 15:02:46
http://oi40.tinypic.com/1q6d1i.jpg

I say , that is very accurated  ;D
hahaha

"Westren bully"
"Eastren bully"

so simple stated yet so funny  ;D

"Low class holidays"

Yep, pretty accurate I'd say...  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 11-02-2012, 18:02:45
Personally I use the term 'sparkling' ... instead of 'really-gay' ...
Erm, it's not correct to put gays into soda-streams any more Biiviz.

Anyhow:
(http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png)

Sounds like the South. The sad thing is, most of these things aren't sarcastic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-02-2012, 23:02:47
How you get a demon out of a cell phone  :o  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFCx1xO88o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFCx1xO88o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-02-2012, 01:02:09
Facebook parenting


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kl1ujzRidmU

The Bones - Psycho Dad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfPjxUU0g9o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 12-02-2012, 08:02:49
http://bagfullofwrong.co.uk/bagfullofwords/2009/05/synso2/

One of the best arcade games ever...and free!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 12-02-2012, 11:02:25
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m29073/720001854.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-02-2012, 18:02:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 12-02-2012, 19:02:45
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-and-push-to-skyrim.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-02-2012, 22:02:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj1MS1V81kE&list=UUQmBi3VNNovJhvpBiDL069A&index=7&feature=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 12-02-2012, 23:02:26
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/fu/avb/2qbc/411922/914200047.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 13-02-2012, 17:02:21
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Thread: For everyone who hated this movie...    
by NetHandleWampa1 17 hours ago (Sun Feb 12 2012 15:36:29)    
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The Phantom Menace is coming out in 3D!

Re: For everyone who hated this movie...    
by sandrock41 15 hours ago (Sun Feb 12 2012 17:01:56)    
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It's funny because you would think that the person who would hate a movie like this, would absolutely love a movie like the phantom menace because they are so opposite in quality.

Re: For everyone who hated this movie...    
by NetHandleWampa1 12 hours ago (Sun Feb 12 2012 20:38:28)    
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That is point of the joke.

_________
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 13-02-2012, 18:02:53
Ahh, IMDB boards. You can hardly find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, ie. trolling and stupidity.

But then again, it still works as a rough spoiler aggregate if you don't have the time to follow aicn, comingsoon, shh, IGN Movies (former FilmForce) and so on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-02-2012, 18:02:33
Ahh, IMDB boards. You can hardly find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, ie. trolling and stupidity.

Pfft. Take the comment section of pretty much any site; Youtube, tpb, 9gag, iltalehti... they're all filled with idiots.


/Edit: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

I guess they really are running out of ideas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-02-2012, 00:02:20
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

I guess they really are running out of ideas.

Sorry to say: They ran out of ideas 40 years ago. But as long as you're young, everything seems to be fresh and new. Until you're fed up....and old. Next thing coming will be a gap of decades in which you don't see any cinema from the inside. Until you start watching that stuff your parents like to watch currently. But then...you're really old.

OMGOMG. I'm getting old! :'(

(http://theworkingcaregiver.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/getting-older.jpg)

(http://jmanandmillerbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/getting-old1.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-02-2012, 12:02:48
(http://i.imgur.com/ZJG4j.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/v7Bgv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/vvOo9.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Qjw1o.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CfSwf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 14-02-2012, 18:02:26
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-hawkface.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-02-2012, 01:02:34
World exclusive: Inside the Dotcom mansion (Kim Schmitz) (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/image.cfm?c_id=5&gal_objectid=10784385&gallery_id=123669#8570000)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-02-2012, 10:02:25
Guess who's back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-elFqYXt_R0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-02-2012, 18:02:28
After Hollywood destroyed the vampire genre with that abomination called "Twillight", they´re going to do the same thing to the Zombie genre (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/).
After following the love story of a sparkling vampire and his girlfriend who looks like a cow all the time, are you ready for a romance between a zombie and a living chick?



Seriously, isn´t that necrophilia? o0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-02-2012, 18:02:09
After Hollywood destroyed the vampire genre with that abomination called "Twillight", they´re going to do the same thing to the Zombie genre (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/).
After following the love story of a sparkling vampire and his girlfriend who looks like a cow all the time, are you ready for a romance between a zombie and a living chick?



Seriously, isn´t that necrophilia? o0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 15-02-2012, 18:02:40
So the Hollywood remake of Nekromantik (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093608/) is finally on its way? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 15-02-2012, 23:02:58
(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/191/48.jpg)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/191/55.jpg)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/191/59.jpg)

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/13.jpg)

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/42.jpg)

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/48.jpg)
Poor zeno  ;D

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/51.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-02-2012, 00:02:55
Guess who's back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-elFqYXt_R0

I can't listen to her. She got ADHD in a terminal stage. My mind automatically switches into stand-by mode. No information being processed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 16-02-2012, 02:02:25
I fooled around with a girl that sounded like her ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 16-02-2012, 02:02:13

/Edit: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

I guess they really are running out of ideas.
It's based on an actually half-decent book, although looking at the trailer, they have made some major story changes.

BTW I'm back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 16-02-2012, 02:02:41
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-hawkface.gif)
BANG! BANG! BANG!
(It's duck hunting season).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 16-02-2012, 04:02:01
anybody remember this ? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM
 
now in 4E201 we have this  XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWt--6cz7A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-02-2012, 14:02:45
Finally found one of these that was funny.


(http://i.imgur.com/QNK7p.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 16-02-2012, 20:02:19
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-hawkface.gif)
I really did laugh out loud here. Hate the duck-mouth

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402761_10150544195651996_718876995_9304393_41046711_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-02-2012, 12:02:13
John Cleese and the YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Afv3U_ysc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-02-2012, 13:02:15
They're back for more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlHmFeQvIXY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlHmFeQvIXY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-02-2012, 18:02:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-02-2012, 18:02:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eu_Vvnh6ko

wait...there was somebody behind this chick the entire time? What's wrong with people?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 17-02-2012, 19:02:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw&feature=player_embedded
There gotta be a edited video with a trollface!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 17-02-2012, 19:02:46
@Cherokee Cory

Reminds me of the Burger-Scene in "Falling Down".   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc

That was his sister.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 19-02-2012, 01:02:42
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/700b7_payback.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 19-02-2012, 12:02:44
Hahaha revenge of the Doggy! ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-02-2012, 18:02:11
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 19-02-2012, 18:02:49
hahaha ice skating v2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1V8HFfpTE&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1V8HFfpTE&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-02-2012, 22:02:14
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html

That was hilarious. They really should make a comedy out of this!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 19-02-2012, 22:02:51
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html

I wish I knew about all of that stuff while my grandfather was still alive; he served on the USS Iowa.  I wonder if he was aware/remembered any of that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 20-02-2012, 09:02:28
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm309mapRc1qfd5a4o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 20-02-2012, 12:02:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2750599_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-02-2012, 17:02:26
(http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest6/CRW_jay_a_reaction.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-02-2012, 18:02:27
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420220_303996576326745_100001492146431_824967_1109624622_n.jpg)

Playing pool on a ship.
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-gyroscopic-self-leveling-pool-table-on-a-cruise-ship.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-02-2012, 23:02:30
An 'oh fuck' moment:
(http://i.imgur.com/p13sh.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-02-2012, 01:02:37
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/game_ais.png)

I miss Calvinball. :>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-02-2012, 17:02:19
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420220_303996576326745_100001492146431_824967_1109624622_n.jpg)
Here college is pretty cheap...

Anyway Calvinball <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-02-2012, 18:02:44
Same here, IIRC €533 to register for a full year.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 21-02-2012, 18:02:07
Jesus H Christ.. I pay 1055 for a single year and it isn't even college-level. College level is even more expensive and after that you have university which is even more expensive.

That said, I do get 875 a year from the government to 'fund' my study. So at the moment it is still quite.. affordable. But if I keep going to study like I plan to do it might turn out differently. Oh and the government wants to make it a debt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 21-02-2012, 18:02:53
Here in the USA, college is extremely fucking expensive?  Why?  Because almost everyone now goes to some kind of college, meaning that the student bodies are now tens of thousands of students at any one university.  Meanwhile, the government doles out student loans like crazy, which causes the public university system to raise it's rates, because it knows that the students will be able to afford whatever they raise it to.  Meanwhile, universities create useless departments and programs, educating people in Chicano Studies, Women's Liberation studies, Art History, etc, all things that have literally no job market, or use in the world, and should not be a the focus point they have become in school.  All this is expensive.  And so, when my parents were able to pay their way to a MBA and a Doctorate just by working minimum wage jobs, I now am saddled with over $30,000 in debt just for my BA.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 21-02-2012, 19:02:51
In sweden, all university-level education is free. Oh wait, you get around 200€ every month, to that you can add 600€ in a loan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 21-02-2012, 19:02:42
Oh yah, and did I mention that the public universities spend money like crazy?  UC Berkeley, a few years ago, spent over 1 billion dollars on a new bus transit system.  When my friend who went there tried to board it, he was denied entry.  Upon asking why, he was told that the new bus system was only for medical students.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 21-02-2012, 19:02:57
Also State governments in the US think since universities generate their own revenues, they can help the states with the debt. That is happening here in Wisconsin, the state government has given nearly 50% of the state debt to the universities because as they said themselves "you guys can just raise tuition and pay off our debt". So tuition rates go up as well. Like mudra, I have 25000 in debt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-02-2012, 20:02:40
25 000? What the fuck is this shit? My College entry is 170$. Now I have my material to pay, etc. So it's around 300$. With my College degree I will be able to go work in :

Animation
3D modelling
Texturing
Mapping

Ok, it's 190$ for my first session, 39$ in there is for the College inscription. Then the 300$ ~ for the material, etc.

Then it falls back to 158 $ ~ each session for 3 years.

At the end of my study, I guess I will have paid like maximum 2200$. Also I can get loans and grants so I could buy a Laptop and such.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 21-02-2012, 20:02:34
Since my new state government has abolished tuition fees, I only pay 98 Euros per semester for adminstration fees. Before that we had 500 Euros tuition fees plus 98 Euros, so around 600 Euros per semester.
Not a lot, compared to the rest of Central Europe/USA/Australia, but not as good as those darn Scandinavians with their Socialist wellfare state that even gives university students money! ^^
Fortunately I have lots of money left from the army, so paying university education will be relatively easy.

I pity everyone who leaves university and has to work the first few years to pay off loan debts. :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 21-02-2012, 20:02:41
Enough of this, wrong thread.

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/trolling%20gifs/grand/jay_troll_gif.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-02-2012, 20:02:53
lol I just found a video of what I'm going to do, same formation, same College.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCPQ9E_6rg&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 22-02-2012, 06:02:17
Universities in Argentina are free :).

Anyways:

IF you played Age of Empires....

(http://g.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/8627814.jpg)

(http://c.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/8671746.jpg)

(http://a.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/11456512.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 22-02-2012, 06:02:27
Universities in Argentina are free :).

Anyways:

IF you played Age of Empires....

(http://g.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/8627814.jpg)


A villager? It always sounded like a guy hitting a joint heavily. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh hooooooooooo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-02-2012, 06:02:34
Just one more swerve.

...Meanwhile, universities create useless departments and programs, educating people in Chicano Studies, Women's Liberation studies, Art History, etc, all things that have literally no job market, or use in the world, and should not be a the focus point they have become in school. ...

vM have you read Not For Profit by Martha Nussbaum. It has helped me to get rid of my prejudice in that direction. :)

Anyhow BTT:
(http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/12/02/err/pic1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 22-02-2012, 07:02:23
Some students found a strange antique scroll in japan. Hegassen Emaki (or the Fart Battle Scroll).

(http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029_p0014.jpg)
(http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029_p0023.jpg)


These are just 2 out of 29 pictures of the scroll, the rest can be found here
http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 22-02-2012, 08:02:01
^ So that was the "divine wind" that stopped the Mongols!  That explains a lot... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-02-2012, 11:02:53
That's just normal Japanese fart porn, just a lot older. I bet they can find ones with tentacle rape if they search hard enough.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 22-02-2012, 12:02:09
That's just normal Japanese fart porn, just a lot older. I bet they can find ones with tentacle rape if they search hard enough.
Like this one from 1814?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg/320px-Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-02-2012, 13:02:41
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/do_not_piss.jpg)

Sick dolphins.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-02-2012, 14:02:49
God, now I don't know what's more disturbing...  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 22-02-2012, 16:02:55
LOL

I would like to meet the first guy who decided to pee on a dolphin...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-02-2012, 17:02:30
Snow shovelling can be fun: http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI (http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 23-02-2012, 00:02:37
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/58655_mc9rs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 23-02-2012, 00:02:27
Woah, what happened to Anderson? Tired of healthy food?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-02-2012, 00:02:12
Snow shovelling can be fun: http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI (http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI)
Apparently it snows like 12 feet in Italy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-02-2012, 01:02:57
Woah, what happened to Anderson? Tired of healthy food?

'Shopped.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 23-02-2012, 05:02:06
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198051-1/Fighter-plane-dives-close-call.gif)

Is...that a P-39...?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-02-2012, 06:02:18
Holy shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 23-02-2012, 06:02:47
Snow shovelling can be fun: http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI (http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI)

Now thats the reason of why i want snow in my country!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 24-02-2012, 02:02:10
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198051-1/Fighter-plane-dives-close-call.gif)

Is...that a P-39...?!
Looks more like a Yak-9 to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 24-02-2012, 07:02:42
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5z8ovKUt1r4djt4o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 24-02-2012, 21:02:39
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-02-2012, 21:02:50
Baw :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 24-02-2012, 21:02:13
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)

It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 25-02-2012, 00:02:21
It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Just me or does this line of text really sum up the typical FH2 player?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 25-02-2012, 01:02:52
I fucking love explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 25-02-2012, 01:02:33
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198051-1/Fighter-plane-dives-close-call.gif)

Is...that a P-39...?!
Whaa! A miracle that even the propeller didn't get clipped
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 25-02-2012, 08:02:21
They might have to clean pilots seat after that one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 25-02-2012, 09:02:27
The Office US has some moments...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVsDIv98TA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 25-02-2012, 11:02:42
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422417_310459092345343_100001437638267_851048_733009868_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 25-02-2012, 11:02:43
I fucking love explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/
My God,this is amuzing ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 25-02-2012, 13:02:00
 
They might have to clean pilots seat after that one.

I don;t think so.

If that guy could control the plane at that level, then he obviously didn't poop his pants

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)

It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)


Just look at the pilot's face
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 25-02-2012, 14:02:24
This has got to be the best thing ever posted in this thread and the one before! NYA... NYARGH!

Hey! The 2nd guy in the Stuka is sitting the wrong way around.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-02-2012, 14:02:18
This has got to be the best thing ever posted in this thread and the one before! NYA... NYARGH!

Hey! The 2nd guy in the Stuka is sitting the wrong way around.

It's actually a repost from the 1st thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-02-2012, 15:02:18
I fucking love explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/

I feel powerful  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 25-02-2012, 20:02:02
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2853107_460s.jpg)

I laughed out loud!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-02-2012, 21:02:05
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2928636_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-02-2012, 22:02:06
Thanks for posting, like so many never heard of heroes, that gave me a good feeling. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 26-02-2012, 00:02:41
(http://webcafe.net.hr/2012/01/27/0706007.63.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rustysteel on 26-02-2012, 01:02:42
stupid cat song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNNvLrqFN8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-02-2012, 02:02:17
It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Just me or does this line of text really sum up the typical FH2 player?  ;D

On a second thought, Bf-109 does not have 2 seats, so that funny conversation couldn't have taken place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chariot on 26-02-2012, 10:02:46
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)
I see a symbol that should not be seen.

Any-who, Full Metal Disney; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 26-02-2012, 10:02:59
It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Just me or does this line of text really sum up the typical FH2 player?  ;D

On a second thought, Bf-109 does not have 2 seats, so that funny conversation couldn't have taken place.
Bf-110.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-02-2012, 11:02:07
BF-108. Just saying.


Edit:
(http://www.grifonosso.com/wp-content/uploads/asoiaf.clas_.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 26-02-2012, 23:02:40
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)
I see a symbol that should not be seen.

Any-who, Full Metal Disney; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
Mmmh I think swatiskas are fine in historical or comedy scenarios, no? Otherwise we should remove all Iron Sky videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 26-02-2012, 23:02:44
Iron Sky is art. Besides, it premiered in Berlin.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-02-2012, 01:02:46
(http://i.imgur.com/u7yWk.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 27-02-2012, 05:02:40
LOL!

(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ren_and_stimpy_csbg_by_stejam13-d4no92f-500x656.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 27-02-2012, 13:02:07
(http://i.imgur.com/u7yWk.gif)

That's brilliant ROTFL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-02-2012, 22:02:54
That GIF is from an advertisement.
http://youtu.be/ggg3C87UVCY



(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/426874_10151318410735459_891284964_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-02-2012, 22:02:54
(http://i.imgur.com/lBOGv.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 28-02-2012, 04:02:09
After Iron Sky, we will have Soviet Dogs comming from outer space!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-02-2012, 08:02:36
He's red, but it looks like he has an open bill with the guys who sent him up there. (judging from the last picture) ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-02-2012, 15:02:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs

I love how he made that voice without speech filterer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-02-2012, 21:02:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs

I love how he made that voice without speech filterer.
and he lives in Columbus!  last year he was all the rage here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 29-02-2012, 14:02:43
(http://i.imgur.com/sItXj.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-03-2012, 01:03:02
(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/fo-shizzle-nizzle.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 01-03-2012, 17:03:42
Teenage Mutant Ninja.... Bear?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I3SYg8JVxA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 01-03-2012, 17:03:40
Teenage Mutant Ninja.... Bear?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I3SYg8JVxA

No, that's Flippy showing us his ninja banhammer skills :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-03-2012, 17:03:54
Training for Grizzly Hunt season 3.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 01-03-2012, 18:03:18
Amazing advert for The Guardian's open journalism

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDGrfhJH1P4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 02-03-2012, 00:03:39
^ lol'd

Not really funny, but most spectacular gaming news today where the rumors about Baldur's Gate. Nothing official, but therefor the more rumors. Looks like Baldur's Gate gets relaunched for iOS, thus you can play it on an iPad with touchscreen. Details:

http://www.baldursgate.com
http://www.gamebanshee.com/news/107098-baldurs-gate-website-surfaces-announcement-coming-soon.html

This made the rumors about Doom 4 almost secondary, IMHO:
http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2012/02/rumor-doom-4-cancelled-leaked.html

Plus: It covered up the announcement of Sim City 5 as well:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=35585202
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-03-2012, 00:03:00
Baldur's Gate HD remake perhaps? Could the world handle it?

I'm not sure.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 02-03-2012, 01:03:54
Baldur's Gate HD remake perhaps? Could the world handle it?

I'm not sure.

Former Bioware developer Trent Oster recently twittered something that indicates an iOS title.

http://twitter.com/#!/TrentOster/status/170634043753381888/photo/1

Plus: They stated that they're not involved in the upcoming relaunch of Baldur's Gate on Steam.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-03-2012, 21:03:20
(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/colbert-bible.jpg)

(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/flamingos-wifi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 03-03-2012, 00:03:39
We all love cats video, so heres one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4StzNTpNls&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-03-2012, 01:03:58
Octodad - One of the more stranger games out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KJTS3bYIs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-03-2012, 02:03:29
We all love cats video, so heres one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4StzNTpNls&feature=share

Some of the related videos aren't bad either.


Octodad - One of the more stranger games out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KJTS3bYIs

And well, Octodad is probably a totally nuts game. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 03-03-2012, 04:03:48
 Sing with Freddie

(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4f4d1dbe494aa10bfa000017/Freddie1.jpg)(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4f4d1dd2494aa10bfa000018/Freddie2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 03-03-2012, 06:03:13
Oh Freddie :( I miss you so much. A giant and a legend may died in body...but his legend will live on forever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 03-03-2012, 11:03:26
Kevin Bacon is pissed off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCO-YkDgnY

(The movie is Footloose and it's epic)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2012, 12:03:13
Have some epic flippy bears


(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3072170_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3088035_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 03-03-2012, 17:03:23
Kevin Bacon is pissed off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCO-YkDgnY

(The movie is Footloose and it's epic)

I prefer this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LsiJHiDjc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 06:03:21
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3095477_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-03-2012, 07:03:00
Poetic Justice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 04-03-2012, 09:03:55
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m50215/926901654.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2012, 10:03:46
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m50215/926901654.jpg)
hahaha  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 10:03:36
The same as 'Pen' in German.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2012, 10:03:03
The same as 'Pen' in German.
KUGELSCHREIBER
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 10:03:28
Old stuffs from Biiviz,

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/97949.png)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/moonbase.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-03-2012, 10:03:27
Don´t copy that floppy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&feature=player_embedded#!). Even the 90s computer games industry seemed to have had terrible problems with software pirates, but instead of punishing their costumers with annoying DRMs, they made this propaganda, sorry, educational video. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 04-03-2012, 11:03:40
Don´t copy that floppy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&feature=player_embedded#!). Even the 90s computer games industry seemed to have had terrible problems with software pirates, but instead of punishing their costumers with annoying DRMs, they made this propaganda, sorry, educational video. ^^
Couple of years back it got a sequel, which honestly is way more lame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCyvw4w_yk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2012, 11:03:23
Don´t copy that floppy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&feature=player_embedded#!). Even the 90s computer games industry seemed to have had terrible problems with software pirates, but instead of punishing their costumers with annoying DRMs, they made this propaganda, sorry, educational video. ^^
I guess this was successful. No one is copying floppies anymore, after all
Tetris was made by Soviets, it belongs to everyone.

epic comments are epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 04-03-2012, 12:03:07
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/party-fails-after-this-is-why-we-respect-cultural-differences.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 04-03-2012, 14:03:05
The same as 'Pen' in German.
KUGELSCHREIBER

At least you know how it works then. It translates to "Ball Scriber" and as we all know there is a tiny ball that´s letting the ink through the peak.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 04-03-2012, 14:03:28
Well, the proper term in english would be ballpoint-pen. While a "pen" traditionally is one that you dip in ink.
So that comparison pen = kugelschreiber is fails.

At least that's what I just thought up on the fly now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-03-2012, 14:03:58
I guess this was successful. No one is copying floppies anymore, after all
Tetris was made by Soviets, it belongs to everyone.

epic comments are epic

I think piracy certainly didn't "kill" the game industry but it has made it switch to different business models (that's it "free to play" microtransaction based games in which every year the price of a pixel is increasing) and has raised the prices of AAA titles while forcing indie games into competitive pricing to make a breakthrough. It has also increased the need for annoying DRM systems that (mostly) fail to stop pirates but certainly make life harder for the legal buyers.

All in all I think piracy cannot be stopped, and honestly I don't even think all the big companies want to completely end it as it is, after all free advertising of their products.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 14:03:26
All in all I think piracy cannot be stopped, and honestly I don't even think all the big companies want to completely end it as it is, after all free advertising of their products.

It is different across different companies.

But I think they mostly wanted to kill piracy. It is not a free advertising or such. But there are some business that profited from piracy, namely the DRM companies and other self-proclaiming IP security consulting companies. These semi-charlatan profiteers are good for nothing that increase the cost of software distribution. Like war-mongering weapons manufacturer, as long as there is bad things going on, they are happy to sell their stuff to software companies to fight the piracy with what is seemingly a useless tool.

One of my best ideas to fight it is to somehow "be-friend" the pirates themselves. Let them pirate your software, and you know it, but you can offer the end-users ways to legitimate the pirated copies. Just like Microsoft did with unlicensed Windows copies, you can just buy the license online, bang not a pirated software in an instant!

In order for this to work, they have to limit the distribution of software fixes/patches/updates. So let there be stingy people or clueless noobs or true pirates out there using outdated/buggy products of yours, nobody can't claim software company's money from them. But those with morale calls can somehow contribute to your other revenues.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-03-2012, 15:03:33
Quote
But there are some business that profited from piracy, namely the DRM companies and other self-proclaiming IP security consulting companies. These semi-charlatan profiteers are good for nothing that increase the cost of software distribution. Like war-mongering weapons manufacturer, as long as there is bad things going on, they are happy to sell their stuff to software companies to fight the piracy with what is seemingly a useless tool.

obviously.

The best example from this is the notorious starforse  protection system. It is known for causing potential harm to your hardware, mainly your CD reader. And a while ago, a company decided to drop starforse as a protection mechanism for their games and you know what they did ? They published a hacked copy of a game on their mainsite as a free to download, to proof that they needed them to protect their software   
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 04-03-2012, 18:03:56
Can you guys please shut it about piracy? Post more jokes.

(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wtf-photos-videos-childish-things.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-03-2012, 19:03:51
(http://i.imgur.com/ahOrF.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 04-03-2012, 20:03:25
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/gx/sxr/py8k/204003/927441621.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-03-2012, 00:03:45
SCHMETTERLING!  >:(
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Post by: :| Hi on 05-03-2012, 04:03:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Bdl6A.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 05-03-2012, 06:03:02
LOL!

(http://maneggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/superheros1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 05-03-2012, 08:03:52
SCHMETTERLING!  >:(

you mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 05-03-2012, 09:03:59
SCHMETTERLING!  >:(
you mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE)
No, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt3Y4eo52Es (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt3Y4eo52Es)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 12:03:48


The official Brony Sky trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NblF_xjuFjY

Haters gonna hate, but this is actually pretty well made.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-03-2012, 14:03:08
meh, this one is way better made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbAT1wzS8U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 15:03:24
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-03-2012, 15:03:52
because reasons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-03-2012, 16:03:28
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/5f863c0a9e92a403f60232e461c54bf3/34681%20-%20applejack%20love_and_tolerance%20love_and_tolerate%20meme.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 16:03:42
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 05-03-2012, 17:03:06
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 17:03:03
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 05-03-2012, 18:03:54
http://www.justin.tv/loveandtolerance#/w/2712485264/3             ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 18:03:20
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
siben has a good photo for you you bastard!


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 18:03:21
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.

I don't hate some silly girls cartoon at all, I get sick of being spammed by it though. And I certainly dislike the fact grown up men are trying to be all cool and different (or whatever they are trying to reach with this) by spamming the entire internet with their silly pony show.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 05-03-2012, 18:03:16
These people need to be shot.  The good thing is that they are unable to breed and should die out in a generation.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6716898/my-little-brony
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 05-03-2012, 18:03:00
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.

I don't hate some silly girls cartoon at all, I get sick of being spammed by it though. And I certainly dislike the fact grown up men are trying to be all cool and different (or whatever they are trying to reach with this) by spamming the entire internet with their silly pony show.

It's just nerd fashion my dear Fuchs :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 18:03:45
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.

I don't hate some silly girls cartoon at all, I get sick of being spammed by it though. And I certainly dislike the fact grown up men are trying to be all cool and different (or whatever they are trying to reach with this) by spamming the entire internet with their silly pony show.
You cant deny that this show is awesome, its hundreds time better then todays crap

But ye

the ones who Buy the ponies, write poems, fanart, hold huge discussions about them

i mean
browse this site and it says enough

http://www.equestriadaily.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-03-2012, 18:03:39
What you midget-horse lovers look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-03-2012, 18:03:33
My stance on this:
(http://i.imgur.com/9649o.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Achtungsnow on 05-03-2012, 19:03:04
I came to this thread to see funny but instead I get an internet fight  :-\

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGCn7NmVoT2Sv3Pg555K6yn1yb4BrzTcK_PzpKF8sht1V3crWUG2-R9lJ2oQ)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 19:03:07
Here's a cat and a hat to cheer you up <3

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/v9/2y8/f5oa/344960/928322123.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-03-2012, 19:03:46
;D Oh MLP, the lulz you give...

Too bad the Powerpuff Girls aren't a fad, that show was rad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 21:03:51
I came to this thread to see funny but instead I get an internet fight  :-\

Internet fight? How is sharing opinions a fight? It's not even a discussion since I'm not trying to convince anyone else of not being a brony/ponylover.

I could find myself in a powerpuff girl fanclub, that was actually a good show. Still is for that matter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 05-03-2012, 21:03:47
Internet fight? How is sharing opinions a fight? It's not even a discussion since I'm not trying to convince anyone else of not being a brony/ponylover.

How about not polluding the thread with offtopic stuff? There's pm's for that.

Also, I dislike the pony crap as well, spamming thousand of ponies on the internet. However, it's people's problem, not mine so I ignore it.

If it makes you feel better, you can post anti pony stuff and troll the brony lovers, because the bronies love to spam their ponnies everywhere, just like furries.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 21:03:51
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3134004_460s.jpg)

Flippy agrees with me on this one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 05-03-2012, 21:03:12
And they would dominate the shit out of today's "gangsters"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-03-2012, 21:03:07
They had special kinds of typewriters for writing people off.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-03-2012, 22:03:22
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/kitty_learns_your_secret.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 05-03-2012, 22:03:02
"Don't tell him Pike!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk)

Philip Madoc, German Sub Capt. passed away today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 22:03:03
"Don't tell him Pike!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk)

Philip Madoc, German Sub Capt. passed away today.
CLASSIC

RIP!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 23:03:00
Badass picture, Theta. I love how the organized crime back then had class.. One day I'll have a violin case and a nice suit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 06-03-2012, 00:03:26
They had special kinds of typewriters for writing people off.
Typewriters with dinnerplates.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 06-03-2012, 01:03:13
i guess if you are into SC2 you will find this song funny :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_BuwU3prPw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 06-03-2012, 06:03:12
One of Norway's best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-03-2012, 15:03:31
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/015/157/633627321328648778-barrelrollyouredoingitwrong.jpg)

Well all of your understanding is wrong in first place.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/177/842/barrelroll2gatozumbi.gif?1316857742)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-facebook-fails-fact.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqid2AbD11qb25dg.jpg)

OMG Salad tosser!

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljv0j2lowT1qb25dg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 06-03-2012, 16:03:40
The Last one made a lot of Geologists/Palaeontologists go LoL



Of course oil doesn't come from Dinosaurs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-03-2012, 18:03:37
Well, part of it, but it's minimal. Also it takes YEARS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-03-2012, 18:03:38
Well, part of it, but it's minimal. Also it takes YEARS
Literally dozens of years.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 06-03-2012, 19:03:41
Happy Warbears
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/928961239.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-03-2012, 19:03:15
My brothers, Slippy and Dippy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 06-03-2012, 19:03:51
What is it that makes waving bears so incredibly hilarious?

Saw someone in class watching Bill Dance again, that man never ceases to make me burst into laughter.

So for your amusement, I present the hilarious and brilliant Bill Dance! Applause, ladies and gentlemen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVwZ7Ymh3mo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 06-03-2012, 22:03:27
What is it that makes waving bears so incredibly hilarious?

Saw someone in class watching Bill Dance again, that man never ceases to make me burst into laughter.

So for your amusement, I present the hilarious and brilliant Bill Dance! Applause, ladies and gentlemen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVwZ7Ymh3mo
Awesome classic :) I can never tell wether it's fake or not...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-03-2012, 22:03:03
thats the beauty of Bill dance

you watch it

sometimes you think=fake
But for example the one where they try to land the boat into the water with the car....

Classic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 06-03-2012, 22:03:54
At first I was certain it was fake but for some reason mr. Dance looks like the man that would experience all this on a daily basis. And some things are too hilarious to be fake, the boat engine that gets loose. No comedy writer could've thought of that. Nowadays I genuinely believe it's real. Cheers for good health, Bill.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-03-2012, 23:03:14
(http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/49/449/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction_1838-l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 07-03-2012, 00:03:30
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gimctoMZ1qac8uho1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 07-03-2012, 03:03:03
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-03-2012, 03:03:31
Ah yes, we watched this in a German class in highschool.  Ever amazing <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 07-03-2012, 07:03:42
I can't remember how I found out about it, but first (and many times after) watched it on an Icelandic site as a .wmv. It was the first "viral" video in the group of people I knew :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 07-03-2012, 08:03:51
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/peksoft/wawstuff/viivi_wagner.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 07-03-2012, 08:03:04
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Holy fucking cunt!  Awesome video.  I can't believe I actually watched a vid in krout speak for 10 min the whole way though.  Nice job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-03-2012, 13:03:40
Well that's it, I'm never getting a job in a warehouse, cause with my luck I would probably end up like the dude that got sliced...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 17:03:40
Well that's it, I'm never getting a job in a warehouse, cause with my luck I would probably end up like the dude that got sliced...
or something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLVSbdW6Kak
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 07-03-2012, 18:03:22
At first I was certain it was fake but for some reason mr. Dance looks like the man that would experience all this on a daily basis. And some things are too hilarious to be fake, the boat engine that gets loose. No comedy writer could've thought of that. Nowadays I genuinely believe it's real. Cheers for good health, Bill.

Well put, I think so too, poor Bill. I like things too, doesn't necessarily mean I'm always good at them ;)

It's truly one of the funniest video collections on the planet. If Tommy Cooper was still alive, I doubt he would disagree.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-03-2012, 20:03:21
Kill or cure? (http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/)

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 21:03:12
(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/not-now-im-pooping.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 07-03-2012, 22:03:55
Kill or cure? (http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/)

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Asbestos shouldn't be on that site in my opinion, some really nasty stuff. My mother occasionally did projects with old buildings that where changed, loads of asbestos. Though you need a specific bit of the asbestos inside your lungs. The odds are small but once you get something because of asbestos..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 22:03:22
When my uncle went to tear down asbestos filled buildings, they had to wear military gasmasks of certain types because they where only effective in filtering all the asbestos out of the air

very nasty shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 07-03-2012, 22:03:58
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 22:03:46
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P
Yeah, a company nearby is also specialized in it (and they work together with dutch companies aswel)

I swear, the equipment i see is like some freakish futuristic stuff, but its dam well effective!

i then feel pity for the ones who do NOT have that equipment outside our beloved countries
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 07-03-2012, 22:03:49
Kill or cure? (http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/)

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
100% of doctors/scientists agree that living causes cancer. Its also proven that committing a suicide stops aging, cures cancer and all other diseases.

No, seriously WTF.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 08-03-2012, 00:03:30
Herp. Yes, living causes cancer as eventually a cell replication will go wrong. However, carcinogens - like asbestos or tobacco smoke - cause cancer much faster and might also result in a more aggressive growth than "naturally" occurring cancer. Now, carcinogens have a wide range of lethality, as do the different types of cancer, which is often ignored by the sensationalist media, because "OMG THIS KILLZ" and "OMG THIS MAEK YOU LIVE LIEK 4EVA!" sell much better.

Say, one in five smokers gets lung cancer (those who escaped it have still a WTFHUEG risk of getting another cancer compared to nonsmokers), if you are not subjected to tobacco smoke or asbestos the risk of lung cancer is almost nil (statistics that show non-smokers getting lung cancer do not differentiate "passive smokers"). Then, some obscure food additive might increase your chance of getting some really rare cancer according to a research paper, but if the risk increases from 15 in 100,000 to 16 in 100,000, the cause and effect are not as clear anymore even if the difference was in this study statistically significant.

Then, it's also about the treatability of a cancer. Some cancers are all but curable: the five-year survival rate of breast cancer patients getting it this year (as opposed to comparing to historical survival data which might lag 10-30 years behind state of the art treatments) was recently estimated by the local university hospital to be upwards of 98%. Meanwhile, lung cancer five-year survival rate is still on the average 15%...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-03-2012, 00:03:39
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 08-03-2012, 00:03:31
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Holy fucking cunt!  Awesome video.  I can't believe I actually watched a vid in krout speak for 10 min the whole way though.  Nice job.

Violence brings together different cultures once more
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 08-03-2012, 00:03:14
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]

Now that is awesome. People forget you silly mass effects  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-03-2012, 02:03:53
Nice!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/auSo1MyWf8g?rel=0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-03-2012, 02:03:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-03-2012, 02:03:44
Trying to make Fuchs cry are we?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 08-03-2012, 02:03:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ&feature=relmfu

I will happily kill it again and again, and again. Then put the revive code...and kill it again and again and again and so on and so on. Until I get bored, then kill it again, then see if there's any other mod for the other ponies and begin my new fun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-03-2012, 03:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=plcp

awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 08-03-2012, 10:03:23
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]
Turn-based? FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Also, looks much better than the crappy first-person shooter that was also in the making (set in the 50's).

But "the most elite fighting force"? When I last played any of the original games, at the beginning my soldiers could not hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-03-2012, 10:03:12
Trying to make Fuchs cry are we?
I will tell mother.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 08-03-2012, 10:03:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=plcp

awesome

That somehow brings the secret underground tecno club in my mind from Nehrim.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-03-2012, 12:03:31
I'm just waiting and hoping for another SWAT game. <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-03-2012, 13:03:15
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]

But "the most elite fighting force"? When I last played any of the original games, at the beginning my soldiers could not hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside... :P
Unless they were mind controlled. Then they killed every last one of your own troops. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 08-03-2012, 13:03:54
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]


I'M SOLD!

... Although I never played the original X-COM I played the UFO Clones, and it was soo hard that I never finished them but they were one of the most intriguing games I ever tried.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-03-2012, 13:03:53
You've all seen the Finnish Disco Dance video, right? If not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE

The guy in this legendary video is Åke Blomqvist. Now, ages later, comes this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INOrrSS269U

Apparently the FDF has a sense of humor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-03-2012, 14:03:08
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P

I and a lot of my co-workers inhaled quite an amount of that thing when our office building catch fire last year.

I went to vacation to clean my lungs afterwards. A week in Australia makes me feel fresher.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-03-2012, 20:03:11
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-school-of-fail-apocalypse-studies-guess-the-world-ended-and-we-didnt-even-know-it.jpg)


Let me just try something...

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-gifs-engine-pull.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 08-03-2012, 21:03:13
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-school-of-fail-apocalypse-studies-guess-the-world-ended-and-we-didnt-even-know-it.jpg)
Well that is kinda wrong.
The mayans had extremely precise calendars. They may not have had a leap-day, but I believe they made up for it some other way, like a leap month or an extra spring or something like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-03-2012, 21:03:14
It has been proven that the Mayan calender infact ends in 100 years....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-03-2012, 21:03:11
Flippy Dopebear, yo!

http://cfile10.uf.tistory.com/media/1163A83E4EA13F5623A787
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 08-03-2012, 21:03:47
Dumping some Kony2012 humour. Some fun, som less fun.

This first one actually made me laugh

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg545/scaled.php?server=545&filename=kony.jpg&res=medium)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/659/c0a.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/FgyC5.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/548/3bc.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/640/d4e.jpg)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z101/Dani3lBritton/430732_10150652558064631_631369630_9013571_44024055_n.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/KONY+2012_66852e_3424262.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Willy+wonka+kony+2012.+this+is+for+all+those+internet_0a0683_3427454.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i79sV7iW1qb6zzuo1_400.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/980/8d6.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/517/694.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/480/eff.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/214/142.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/933/295.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxppGiKwnYb8_PAU0NiV3H_BulNaTAUJM1-j2Ex9mcW1BucaJNvg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-03-2012, 21:03:20
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430372_2872372844047_1101681798_32173818_959389688_n.jpg)

THE resembalence with CHALKY white of Boardwalk empire is HUGE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-03-2012, 01:03:09
Not been posted yet?
Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w)

meh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 09-03-2012, 05:03:22
Flippy Dopebear, yo!

http://cfile10.uf.tistory.com/media/1163A83E4EA13F5623A787

Daaaaamn boyyyyyy that be my homey Trippy Dopebear.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-03-2012, 06:03:18
That bear there has got Skillz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 09-03-2012, 06:03:18
Bears>all other animals
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 09-03-2012, 09:03:48
Bears>all other animals
I could flood this thread with cat pictures right now  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 09-03-2012, 10:03:56
Some great before & after shots from Japan: http://files.snstatic.fi/hs/2012/3/japaniennenjalkeen/kooste.html
Move your mouse on the pic to switch between them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-03-2012, 10:03:41
I always liked this one :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4iTHzF2Qvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-03-2012, 14:03:16
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/9/84i/u9lr/299284/normal_931252043.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 09-03-2012, 14:03:09
Bears>all other animals
I could flood this thread with cat pictures right now  ::)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/167/328/1312074098205.jpg)

In that case...
(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/motherfucking-game.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-03-2012, 18:03:17
At least that picture is still good, must be some old pictures.

(http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/2521e417cf09cc11873a99a3ef867ab6/http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/proper-grammar-loldog.jpg)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/7/128914735980844272.jpg)

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-dog-pictures-nintendogs-dont-know-what-mario-karts-is.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 09-03-2012, 20:03:26
(http://i42.tinypic.com/ou1pw5.jpg)

bf3/mass effect 3, im looking at you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 09-03-2012, 23:03:35
^ You forgot the part where you have to install a crappy bloatware platform to even play it...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 09-03-2012, 23:03:25
(http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/1300.gif)

<3 White Ninja
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-03-2012, 00:03:32
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/mapleshower.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 10-03-2012, 07:03:51
http://www.hornoxe.com/what-is-love-mit-floppylaufwerken/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-03-2012, 10:03:59
http://www.hornoxe.com/what-is-love-mit-floppylaufwerken/

Here's his youtube playlist with all his floppy-drive-music uploads, in HD.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL44C2614808EB920E&feature=plcp

Although I don't really see the point of listening to this in HD ;)


/edit: Here's one close to all our hearts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUBE4b2qMI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-03-2012, 10:03:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3221502_460s.jpg)

Flippy getting called when spam bots appear again on forums
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-03-2012, 11:03:32
Everytime while Im in a bath.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 10-03-2012, 11:03:26
http://www.hornoxe.com/what-is-love-mit-floppylaufwerken/

Here's his youtube playlist with all his floppy-drive-music uploads, in HD.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL44C2614808EB920E&feature=plcp

Although I don't really see the point of listening to this in HD ;)


/edit: Here's one close to all our hearts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUBE4b2qMI

So this is the Dude who made the Bf3 Theme ?  ::) hehe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 10-03-2012, 17:03:52
In the related videos to the floppy disc BF1942. ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iN2hWhHcEw&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-03-2012, 01:03:25
That fat guy from Jurassic Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4iTHzF2Qvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 11-03-2012, 02:03:05
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-326430-galleryV9-qtoj.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-03-2012, 02:03:09
the fat guy from seinfeld...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIiplTlZNTI&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 11-03-2012, 06:03:00
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-326430-galleryV9-qtoj.jpg)
 ;D

Looks like these are Colombian Policemen, any background information?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-03-2012, 12:03:46
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3236687_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-03-2012, 17:03:13
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

My penis is confused.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-03-2012, 02:03:29
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-326430-galleryV9-qtoj.jpg)
 ;D

Looks like these are Colombian Policemen, any background information?.

Quote
Rear cover
Upset people demonstrated in the city of Bogotá against the bad service of the public transit system, policemen were supposed to repel the outraged crowd. When the demonstrants started throwing stones, a young woman chose the probably safest place - just behind the policemen.

Seriously, this caption might ruin the joke I saw in the picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-03-2012, 07:03:29
And Jakarta's mass transportation system (the Transjakarta bus lane or people call them "busway") is designed from Bogota's Transmilenio.

What a dumbass... they have much more buses, more dedicated lanes, better services. But it's probably we all here already get used to shit smear and crappy transportation system

We just need to wait until things like this explode in my city.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 12-03-2012, 08:03:40
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

My penis is confused.

Wait what? I won't even ask how you got to know of this site but this definitely proves that Justine is a girl... And lesbian... And still doesn't know how to sing...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-03-2012, 10:03:24
Saw this posted over at FF.

(http://i.imgur.com/LAW4X.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 12-03-2012, 16:03:47
Oh god, what a discusting story, I can't believe they are still idiot like this today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 12-03-2012, 17:03:19
Oh god, what a discusting story, I can't believe they are still idiot like this today.

Hey at least they weren't underage, that would be even worse... (although I don't understand how a "grown-up" person can be so irresponsible).

Still, horrible, think about their children... What will they think when they find out the truth? (or maybe things like that will be "normal" in the future? Seems like it with the way the world seems to be heading atm...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-03-2012, 18:03:49
am i the only one that wished he was the guy? (maybe opting out of the double pregnancy thing though)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-03-2012, 18:03:41
You want to be that creepy divorced dad of 45 that gives booze to young girls?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-03-2012, 18:03:52
yup, you forgot the screw them part though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-03-2012, 18:03:40
You want to be that creepy divorced dad of 45 that gives booze to young girls?

How would that be different from my life now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-03-2012, 18:03:27
You'd have another pair of bastard children.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-03-2012, 18:03:35
You want to be that creepy divorced dad of 45 that gives booze to young girls?

How would that be different from my life now?
You are 55, that's different.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2012, 18:03:53
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-03-2012, 19:03:11
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D

You should see the internal forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 12-03-2012, 20:03:56

You should see the internal forums.

Be careful this is his favorite pickup line.

Found this on fb.
(http://i.imgur.com/2YyKu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 20:03:06
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D
you aint seen nothing yet

Perhaps you should add me and mudra on steam


ooh wait
a problem arises from the past...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 12-03-2012, 20:03:51
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D

You should see the internal forums.

His internal forum meaning his rectum clearly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 12-03-2012, 21:03:54
Use another formats other than this forum to conduct your chat parties.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2012, 21:03:47
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D
you aint seen nothing yet

Perhaps you should add me and mudra on steam


ooh wait
a problem arises from the past...

Haven't figured steam out properly, only time I talk to muddy is on FB and TS.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 21:03:28
how cant you STILL not have figured out STEAM :o

you install it
you register!
IT WORKS?


The problem from the past has not yet been solved i see..

Wait
did you tried hitting it with a hammer?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2012, 21:03:00
What problem?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 21:03:38
What problem?
you once said that you couldnt get steam to work in the past
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-03-2012, 22:03:22
Use another formats other than this forum to conduct your chat parties.

I guess you guys didn't notice this.


Anyway, cats.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/hungry_kitten.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 22:03:33
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/428184_10150741895951015_728781014_11646317_328306463_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-03-2012, 23:03:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdA8bSsE9eo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 13-03-2012, 10:03:08
Sweden's biggest evening-newspape know what news matters.

This was their headline yesterday

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2851/skrmavbild20120313kl104.png)

"Lina, 32: It was my armpit on TV"
"The school-librarian unshaved armpit was shown on TV during the euro-vision song contest"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 13-03-2012, 11:03:03
Pretty sad news for a newspaper. What's next? A report about a 40 year old taking a dump?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 13-03-2012, 11:03:12
Gaming for science!
http://www.nature.com/news/gamers-outdo-computers-at-matching-up-disease-genes-1.10203

EDIT:
I dont know, if you know this already, but I found out some minutes ago.
LHC Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j50ZssEojtM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 13-03-2012, 11:03:01
Pretty sad news for a newspaper. What's next? A report about a 40 year old taking a dump?
Sadly I sometimes feel thats pretty normal in newspapers  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 13-03-2012, 12:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzyXcjqzEw8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-03-2012, 15:03:34
Weird stuff: I like

(http://www.snurk.com/files/images/pic_unrelated.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-03-2012, 19:03:34
Ciupita has been inspiring me lately by re-teaching the word perkele to me


(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/347/a/2/Suomi_Finland_Perkele_by_Saissu.png)

This word must become internationaly famous like the word "Fuck"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 13-03-2012, 19:03:36
LHC Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j50ZssEojtM

AHAH old souvenirs :P

My Physics teacher 2 years ago showed us this video and he asked us to knew it by hearth :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-03-2012, 22:03:04
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfLCur8ZwED47bigZ5cxysSripO16GHqvU43XoIjAN_uDzRaRW9j9ATcaJ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-03-2012, 10:03:21
I like what these Lego figures are teaching the new generation of girls... their hands are always shaped to grab cylindrical objects.

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbicmDxCz1qlkcy1o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 14-03-2012, 11:03:11
That is lego  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-03-2012, 11:03:33
No it's not. Blasphemy and heresy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-03-2012, 11:03:49
That's not LEGO! This is LEGO!
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2010_09_05__22_15_03/Legogirl1.jpgb86b6a64-aac0-40b5-a8fc-bdeca1d6e0d6Larger.jpg)

Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-03-2012, 11:03:46
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-03-2012, 11:03:29
"Compatible minibricks". Actually, the Chinese have much more interesting kits available, if memory serves right, they even got some WW2 stuff. "Compatible with other construction bricks", of course. LEGO can scream all they want as long as the competitors are not marketed as such, a patent is only valid for 20 years and design protection 25 years and they can hardly argue that every single block is a piece of art that would be covered by copyright. Also, 25 years ago is about the time LEGO started going too fancy with all those blocks that were suitable for just that particular kit alone (especially Space), so I would be happy seeing copies that only use blocks made 25+ years ago (or self designed blocks).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-03-2012, 13:03:05
You're throwing together quite a bit of different ideas here Kelmola.
I'm no fan of special blocks either, thus I believed that pic would show a lego copy. (for oldtimers it ain't LEGO with those bodies!).

Coming back to Chinese Copies. No I wouldn't buy that crap, even if they have WW2 stuff:
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/49289/cheapesttoys10_M_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-03-2012, 14:03:33
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123

That's just insecure Americans.

The lexicon "fat" is there for a purpose. I don't look fat myself, but I am about 9 kg overweight. I consider myself fat and need to reduce my unhealthy consumption. Helping myself, the environment, and people who glanced at me. I dress and try to look proper so people have less eyesore.

Unlike those pop-culture-United States where you can shit anyway you like and force other people to consider you normal. But hey! I know being Asian and showing up at local gun nuts convention is not normal, but those laid-back hillbillies and racist rednecks will eventually accept your enthusiasm that they also shared about guns.

You're throwing together quite a bit of different ideas here Kelmola.
I'm no fan of special blocks either, thus I believed that pic would show a lego copy. (for oldtimers it ain't LEGO with those bodies!).

Coming back to Chinese Copies. No I wouldn't buy that crap, even if they have WW2 stuff:
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/49289/cheapesttoys10_M_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg)


Hahahahaha... honestly, my "25 years ago" LEGO collection are also crap by today's LEGO standard. All car models can only accommodate 1 person.

(http://www.mygoodies.co.za/catalog/images/products/city/lego/toys--games/toys-kids--baby/lego-city-7241-fire-car-unit.jpg)

But crap should be more fitting into something like this:

http://reasonablyblogged.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-fail-star-wars.html

Somewhere in China, they wasted our plastic pellet (and therefore oil) resources to spit out craps like this every day and some douchebags in United States imported it, keeping the economic law in motion, giving the plastic pellet waster a reason to exist.

Anyway a little bit about Indonesia

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430580_3322962949561_1132952100_3243135_1992584461_n.jpg)

Sign: "Eldery prioritized"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 14-03-2012, 14:03:48
the best sets dont have special bricks...
just look at the star wars ultimate collector series.
the star destroyer was the best investment of my childhood!
its has more then tripled in value since i bought it. too bad i opened it and built it, if it was still unopened itd be worth even more
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Post by: ajappat on 14-03-2012, 14:03:49
Well surely the fun you had with it, will outweight the value loss of opening it?

Just some days ago I walked past lego shelf in market and oh boy there was good looking chinook there  :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 14-03-2012, 15:03:07
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123

That's just insecure Americans.


Of course when you're an adult it's ok, but to push it on kids? As if Barbie wasn't enough, now LEGO too?
I mean why are they all "perfect"? Do all kids need to be perfect? What kind of a message we are sending?

...And then we find it strange when they say eating disorders are on the rise...Teen suicides are on the rise... Underage pregnancies are on the rise...

Just stop and think about it for a bit...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 14-03-2012, 15:03:23
Just stop and think about it for a bit...

well thats exactly where i see the problem for lots of folks.. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-03-2012, 15:03:47
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123

That's just insecure Americans.


Of course when you're an adult it's ok, but to push it on kids? As if Barbie wasn't enough, now LEGO too?
I mean why are they all "perfect"? Do all kids need to be perfect? What kind of a message we are sending?

Now we are talking different things.

In kids' matter, I agree. They even show kids beauty pageant on Discovery Home and Health. I saw toddlers being bitches on interviews like their 20 year older supermodel counterpart, and it is chilling. Something is totally wrong there. They train them to pose on catwalks. And I hope they don't put stuffs on those kids' meal.

Quote
...And then we find it strange when they say eating disorders are on the rise...Teen suicides are on the rise... Underage pregnancies are on the rise...

Just stop and think about it for a bit...

Well, eating disorders... that goes for overeating too right?

My BS detector rings like: 1st world problem!

It is not oversimplifying the problem, but people are just making things too complicated to make themselves look serious. Really, why no one ever looked at their parents? Who brought this issue? In the past, in some 3rd world country shithole (or maybe India, Myanmar, Nigeria, and others) like here, people would normally have 6-12 kids. My father has 11 siblings, they all grew normally (none being criminal, 7 become businessmen, 1 of their company went IPO years ago, 3 become paid professionals, 1 being simply a housewive), and I met that grumpy grandma before she passed away. Today, I came to think that she was quite a badass back then. But people quickly decides that "her method was obsolete."

Something bad like "eating disorder, teen suicide, etc" is on the rise (trending), yet people dissed hipsters or people who tried to be different.

To stay on topic:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3280796_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-03-2012, 15:03:22
This whole child upbringing deserves its own thread.

On a related note, my toys consisted of guns, plastic soldiers and tanks, legos (from which I built tanks and helicopters etc.), my brother's Amstrad, and our PC which we got '95. The chainsaw was my favorite toy in Doom. :P

This was the shit, though:

(http://www.solware.co.uk/bb-guns/ak47-orange.JPG)

(Not a BB gun as the link states)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-03-2012, 16:03:02
Every time some innocent youth complains about "load times" of modern games, I start to ramble about how it took half an hour to load* Red Storm Rising on C64's tape deck. If the headers were in proper alignment, that is, otherwise you had to reload (Load-It tape deck sort of ruined all the fun by showing the signal level with LEDs and adding an adjustment knob). "The tape drive was our Vietnam."

*) From C64's start-up screen until you got into the simulation proper - menus, cutscenes, briefings, and map mode did appear before that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 14-03-2012, 16:03:17
I pitty the fools who don't like legos.

Also, off brand bricks... avoid them like the plague!

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1168/605616184_ffb46f32f7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 14-03-2012, 19:03:24
I pitty the fools who don't like legos.

Also, off brand bricks... avoid them like the plague!

*picschur*

These are not the bricks you are looking for ..

Yeh, only Lego is the real deal .. I myself was completely addicted .. I could cover my entire rooms floor more than ankle deep in bricks. The boxes in which we still have them are like 60kg ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2012, 19:03:38
We made entire fortresses with our lego. Back then it was cheap and awesome...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-03-2012, 19:03:13
We made entire fortresses with our lego. Back then it was cheap and awesome...

Now it costs $15 for a miniature piano.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 14-03-2012, 19:03:25
Hell, I even made a 3-round, gravity-fed bolt-action rifle for some old cartridges my grandmother had lying around. Still have a "rifle" lying around with an cartridge ejection system, think I might convert it to a bolt action once I've figured out how.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 14-03-2012, 19:03:40
I don't remember lego ever being cheap, pretty sure it was still like 30-40 dollars for just a little set. As much as a video game
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2012, 19:03:28
those huge construction sets where awesome  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 14-03-2012, 19:03:53
they were indeed. I spent a week in Werther, germany, 2 years ago, and the guy with whom I was staying was an ardent collector, he made a town completely out of lego, that must have been one of the largest amounts of lego I've ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2012, 23:03:42
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/429791_345203598849735_100000802932744_914382_2075072424_n.jpg)


lucky flippy sees a Kurt
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-03-2012, 05:03:51
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-03-2012, 05:03:13
They got Legoland in the States now? Well, I never!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gl@mRock on 15-03-2012, 05:03:45
The only Legoland I know is an old DoD map...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-03-2012, 13:03:57
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*

I always chuckle at US adds, with the wife, husband, son and daughter super happy haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-03-2012, 13:03:04
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=PN_oDdGmKyA&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_532463&v=ACkmg3Y64_s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 15-03-2012, 15:03:30
LOLWHUT ?!?!?!?    I think my Lego town when I was young was not as cool as this one...  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 15-03-2012, 15:03:02
ja it´s hard to be as cool as something that is in Germany, mostly imposible  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-03-2012, 20:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_w41NJW1xc

Awesome belgian show "What if"

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-03-2012, 21:03:55
Baldur's Gate HD remake perhaps? Could the world handle it?

I'm not sure.

Former Bioware developer Trent Oster recently twittered something that indicates an iOS title.

http://twitter.com/#!/TrentOster/status/170634043753381888/photo/1

Plus: They stated that they're not involved in the upcoming relaunch of Baldur's Gate on Steam.
By the gods.

(http://www.beamdog.com/files/newsletters/BGEE/bgannounce.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-03-2012, 21:03:34
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=PN_oDdGmKyA&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_532463&v=ACkmg3Y64_s


funny my dad had just sent me an email with that video in it   last week!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-03-2012, 22:03:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-03-2012, 22:03:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8&feature=player_embedded
Glorious!

Is that a collosal spâce bear gripping earth juice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 15-03-2012, 22:03:27
Cheap ripoff of powerthirst: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-03-2012, 22:03:15
Cheap ripoff of powerthirst: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

Powerthirst - ROCKET EDITION! WEEEEOOOWWW!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-03-2012, 16:03:22
That American vs. Russian Vodka chart, and the whole Russian badassery thing made me remember an event happened 2 years ago.

Well, so much for them being Russian, in September 2010 I remembered that 3 Sukhoi technicians, assembling our Su-30MKI 2s were found dead, many suspected after taking some locally made cocktails.

People were quite surprised, because Russians normally drink Vodka, one of the most alcoholic beverages known. But "cap tikus" (lit. means "mouse brand") liquor, famous amongst eastern Indonesians is known for its strong alcoholic-like intoxicating effect, and even the badass Russians were no match for that. But "cap tikus" has variety of meaning. Illegally distilled alcohol or other dangerous intoxicating chemical properties (like Methanol, Ethylene Glycol) beverages are often loosely called "cap tikus" by local people. This will normally resulted in people being hospitalized and suffering permanent brain damage and frequently re-occurring seizures.

By the way, here is "cap tikus" stamp:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lwOwhxxXSGU/TC2coeYqVYI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Fi_fJYo1u28/s1600/274+copy.jpg)

The brand is now defunct, the owner committed suicide long time ago. But this is what we suspected that the Russians might have drunk:

(http://data.tribunnews.com/foto/bank/images/Miras-Cap-Tikus.jpg)

english news coverage:

http://rt.com/news/three-russian-sukhoi-aircraft/
http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/third-russian-fighter-jet-technician-dies-in-indonesia/396030

Here is another less serious, but more actual local news report

http://news.detik.com/read/2010/09/15/223127/1441359/10/teknisi-sukhoi-diduga-tenggak-spiritus-karena-miras-kurang-nendang?nd992203605

The headline reads:

Quote
Teknisi Sukhoi Diduga Tenggak Spiritus Karena Miras Kurang Nendang
Translation: The Sukhoi's techinicians were suspected to drink spirits because regular liquors are not "kicking" enough.

Later news:

http://news.detik.com/read/2010/09/16/094720/1441488/10/rusia-jamin-3-teknisi-sukhoi-yang-baru-tidak-minum-minum

Quote
Rusia Jamin 3 Teknisi Sukhoi yang Baru Tidak Minum-minum
Translation: "Russia assures that the new 3 Sukhoi technicians are not drinkers." (WTF? non-drinking Russian?)

From the autopsy and test results from our police laboratory found significant trace of Methanol (more than 1% fatal dose) in their stomach, kidney, and left lung. Since the technician rarely leave the base, it was suspected that they mixed their beverage with the plane's windshield rain repellent, which also contains spirits. A jerry can of that thing was found near their room at the time of their death.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 16-03-2012, 18:03:46

From the autopsy and test results from our police laboratory found significant trace of Methanol (more than 1% fatal dose) in their stomach, kidney, and left lung. Since the technician rarely leave the base, it was suspected that they mixed their beverage with the plane's windshield rain repellent, which also contains spirits. A jerry can of that thing was found near their room at the time of their death.

*facepalm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 16-03-2012, 22:03:06
Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZadCj8O1-0) Cynical Copyright/Content theft talk etc

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: 69rat on 17-03-2012, 04:03:17
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/butthurt.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-03-2012, 14:03:48
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ka/97o/00wi/432605/936721207.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 17-03-2012, 16:03:18
^This totally fucked up my waterbottle drinking experiance  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-03-2012, 16:03:18
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/hy/lnl/ou6n/127897/935881947.gif)
I, for one, welcome our new gull overlords.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-03-2012, 16:03:57
Australian gulls!

They are the crankiest bird I've ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 16:03:23
Belgian gulls are rats on wings. The amount of food these bastards stole from me is huge

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-03-2012, 16:03:32
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 16:03:25
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 16:03:38
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 17:03:00
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-03-2012, 17:03:53
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

Seagull once dove and stole my ice cream...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 17:03:29
A seagull crapped on my leg when I was a kid, but I guess that's more of a giving gesture...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 17:03:45
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

Seagull once dove and stole my ice cream...
^This


So far seagulls has stolen
-Muffin
-Fries
-A beer (Well he rammed it in dive bombing mode)
-my Friend her ice cream aswel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 17-03-2012, 17:03:54
Is there no such thing as a genitive in Belgium?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 17:03:51
Vriendin/vriend

Yes there is
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 17:03:03
Semi-related to the seagull discussion:

"Saturday Night Live - People getting punched in the face before eating"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-03-2012, 17:03:30
Once, 2 years ago on a rainy day at lunch in high school, there was a seagull with it's ass parked over the edge of the gym. Coincidentally, that same seagull's ass was over where all my friends and myself had put our stuff for defense against the rain.

Knowing the seagull was planning on unleashing his load all over everybody's stuff, I took a small water bottle and chucked it. Somehow I managed to hit the seagull's ass with the waterbottle, and it squawked, and flew away. Along with the entire flock of ~100 seagulls also sitting on top of the gym. We, and our stuff, did not get shit on, but many people stupid enough to walk under the flock had their days made even worse.

And that, my eurofriends, is the day the seagulls almost shat, on captain jack sparrow.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 17-03-2012, 17:03:28
Theta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitive_case

(i.e. not "my friend her icecream", but "my friend's icecream".)



One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 17-03-2012, 17:03:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zunZChZOs1o
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-03-2012, 18:03:34
(http://i.imgur.com/kA01B.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 17-03-2012, 20:03:36

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

The fishing club my father is a member of had an event last year, where the public could catch fish at their pond and then have them prepared for consumption. Since I also know a bit of fishing my job was to show the children there how fishing poles work. Anyway, highlight of the day was when a little girl, about 8-10 years old, came up to me proudly with the still ebating heart of a fish she caught inher hands. if there is anyone who doesn't give a shit it's little girls ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 18-03-2012, 08:03:10

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

The fishing club my father is a member of had an event last year, where the public could catch fish at their pond and then have them prepared for consumption. Since I also know a bit of fishing my job was to show the children there how fishing poles work. Anyway, highlight of the day was when a little girl, about 8-10 years old, came up to me proudly with the still ebating heart of a fish she caught inher hands. if there is anyone who doesn't give a shit it's little girls ;)


so your saying little girls = honey badgers?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 18-03-2012, 10:03:54

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

Were you that little girl Lightning? Is that why you crush our dreams like that seagull crushed your crabby friend? :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: spartanlegend on 18-03-2012, 11:03:31
Flyboy's comment made me laugh and cry at the same time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2012, 20:03:07
Yes flyboy
start running



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA
NO GOD
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
better then the beatles?
PÏSS off you mongros, you prancing showponies !BLOKES! Bieber im gonna plant one right between your eyes! you piker!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-03-2012, 20:03:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA

Someone hand me my killin' knife.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-03-2012, 20:03:28
Note to myself: Do not turn on radio/TV during the next 12 month.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-03-2012, 21:03:04
Their agents have probably told them to say things like "we're gonna be the new Beatles" to gain publicity, albeit negative publicity. Nobody's that ignorant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 18-03-2012, 21:03:13
And it seems to be working
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-03-2012, 22:03:40
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/support-group.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 18-03-2012, 22:03:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA

Someone hand me my killin' knife.

'Tis a joke, gentlemen. Watch more of the video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-03-2012, 23:03:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA

Someone hand me my killin' knife.

'Tis a joke, gentlemen. Watch more of the video.

I don't care. Where's my killin' knife?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-03-2012, 01:03:29
Lesbian Mountain

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6716311/lesbian-mountain

Brokeback mountain was totally gay. This however....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 19-03-2012, 09:03:41
Yes flyboy
start running


What could possibly go wrong?

I found this.

http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/tags-on-product/B003CT2A6I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 19-03-2012, 10:03:57
I found this.

http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/tags-on-product/B003CT2A6I
The same company also sells regular Ethernet cable. Just see the marketing blurb:
http://www.amazon.com/263-Audioquest-Forest-Ethernet-Cable/dp/B0073HBB7Y/ref=sr_1_314?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1332150127&sr=1-314
Quote
In order to fabricate copper or silver into a strand or conductor, it is first cast and then drawn (squeezed through a die). Even finest high-purity metals have imperfections and grain structure, which due to the direction of casting and drawing become non-symmetrical structures without the conductor. In ways which are not fully understood, both analog and digital audio performance is significantly affected by these non-linearities. While AudioQuest doesn't pretend to fully understawnd this obvious distortion mechanicm, the solution is understood 100%. Use the conductors in the direction which reduces distoration!
Let's see... I thought "digital" meant that either signal gets through or it does not? Ignoring the fact that these clowns cannot even spell "distortion", anyone who falls for this should be assigned a state ward. However, it has been conclusively proven time and again that hi-fi enthusiasm and common sense do not fit within the same brain, and as the saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 19-03-2012, 11:03:27
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3422663_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 19-03-2012, 11:03:01
Historically, the "age of consent" was determined for the start of her period. So for centuries, if not millennia, if not millions of years, JB was legal. Messing with prepubescents was still considered inappropriate and often punished, and I would say that 11 years old is a MILF in Pedobear's eyes.

It was only since late in 19th century when hypocritics and sexphobics (read: religious right and hairy feminists) started screaming and bit by bit forced the limit higher and higher with reasoned arguments like "Won't you think of the children". Also, the idea that childhood should last until you get the right to vote is a very recent construct. "Children" in the age of Smith and Pocahontas were in all likelihood much more mature because they could not have been held in artificial bubble, safe from the realities of the world. They had seen births, deaths, grown-ups "doing it", there was no FCC to filter out the dirty words, they had been working for years because in a pre-industrial society everyone worked from the moment they could do something useful. So the 11-year old Pocahontas most likely understood realities of life and the meaning of sexual relationships much better than the average 16-year old chav of our age (who's legal in most places outside the certain states in the Land of the Free).

The question remains: if for most of human history it was perfectly healthy and normal for men to lust after maidens post-menstruation but pre-your current local AoC, why do people think it's sick now? "Pedophile" in the true meaning of the word means a sick frak who's interested in pre-pubescent children all the way up to infants. "Ephebophile" is someone who is primarily interested in young, post-pubescent individuals, but that is not even considered to be a proper sickness (unlike pedophilia). For someone, who is interested in both teens and older, there is not even a name because biologically that's perfectly normal. Social pressure might force you to show that interest only to persons relatively close to your age, but that has nothing to do with biology or even morality.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 19-03-2012, 11:03:19
While on the topic. When I went to school, 4 years ago now, in one class (I don't remember what we discussed) I got some real weird/judgmental looks when I said that maybe (emphasize on maybe) we are to quick to judge pedophiles? Judging them to be evil, "sick fucks" who have some real sickness.
Not 50 years ago, the very same was said about homosexuals.


That day was in the beginning of my cynical and bitter attitude towards the general public. How one-sided people are (had a lot of shallow idiots in my class).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 19-03-2012, 12:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmjiTduSe0

I like his style.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 19-03-2012, 14:03:53
(http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump250/hornoxe.com_picdump250_010.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-03-2012, 15:03:15
So tell me guys... If you're driving 80 mph, how long will it take you to travel 80 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 19-03-2012, 16:03:47
So tell me guys... If you're driving 80 mph, how long will it take you to travel 80 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&feature=player_embedded#!
Really?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-03-2012, 16:03:24
Bet she gives a mean blowjob, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 19-03-2012, 16:03:00
He probably only dates her because of her vagina
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2012, 17:03:56
He probably only dates her because of her vagina
.....

this is a pretty good sentence

Cause men dont date woman for there vagina's
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: IrishReloaded on 19-03-2012, 17:03:48
One does not simpy date a girl !


*all alone * XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: HappyFunBall on 19-03-2012, 20:03:30
Ok almost impossible to figure out if this something has been posted before, but this made me chuckle:

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/232/1274180525lightsaberkid.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-03-2012, 21:03:03
So tell me guys... If you're driving 80 mph, how long will it take you to travel 80 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&feature=player_embedded#!

I think she's a natural blond :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-03-2012, 21:03:30
Depends on what point that you base your speed on :)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2012, 22:03:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLV8J6NlaNA

Meanwhile in estonia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 20-03-2012, 03:03:53
(http://i.imgur.com/XQgBd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 09:03:02
Historically, the "age of consent" was determined for the start of her period. So for centuries, if not millennia, if not millions of years, JB was legal. Messing with prepubescents was still considered inappropriate and often punished, and I would say that 11 years old is a MILF in Pedobear's eyes.

It was only since late in 19th century when hypocritics and sexphobics (read: religious right and hairy feminists) started screaming and bit by bit forced the limit higher and higher with reasoned arguments like "Won't you think of the children". Also, the idea that childhood should last until you get the right to vote is a very recent construct. "Children" in the age of Smith and Pocahontas were in all likelihood much more mature because they could not have been held in artificial bubble, safe from the realities of the world. They had seen births, deaths, grown-ups "doing it", there was no FCC to filter out the dirty words, they had been working for years because in a pre-industrial society everyone worked from the moment they could do something useful. So the 11-year old Pocahontas most likely understood realities of life and the meaning of sexual relationships much better than the average 16-year old chav of our age (who's legal in most places outside the certain states in the Land of the Free).

The question remains: if for most of human history it was perfectly healthy and normal for men to lust after maidens post-menstruation but pre-your current local AoC, why do people think it's sick now? "Pedophile" in the true meaning of the word means a sick frak who's interested in pre-pubescent children all the way up to infants. "Ephebophile" is someone who is primarily interested in young, post-pubescent individuals, but that is not even considered to be a proper sickness (unlike pedophilia). For someone, who is interested in both teens and older, there is not even a name because biologically that's perfectly normal. Social pressure might force you to show that interest only to persons relatively close to your age, but that has nothing to do with biology or even morality.

Somewhat true, except the present condemnation of having sex with under age persons has little to do with "religion". In agrarian societies you have children early and you have a lot of them, because you need their work power to create food for your family. So nobody gives two fucks how young people are when they get pregnant. But in all industrialised societies there is a trend towards a prolonged childhood and fewer children in general, reason being that in order to achieve economic prosperity you do not need many children but very well educated ones instead. Education and general upbringing takes a long time and needs a lot of ressources. Having a child is a threat to that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 20-03-2012, 13:03:58
Also keep in mind that a 14 year old mother can´t offer the child as much as an adult mother. I think it´s sad to see so many smart babies who want to explore their enviroment and their teenage mommy doesn´t care about them, not offering them any attraction, or even a save and steady life. That however refers to modern times and not the Middle Ages.

In the pre-industrial society children were your life-insurance. They worked for you and only half of them made it to adulthood anyway. Many mothers died while giving birth and I bet a lot of them did so because they weren´t fully grown up. Even today a young mother will most likely need an "Imperial Cut" for everything to go well. So I also think there is more than religion behind that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 20-03-2012, 13:03:52
All of you really watch this documentary following the ever-changing natural, societal, and legal definitions of adulthood. It offers some insights that only a dedicated group of researchers could unearth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_XDNQxV50
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 13:03:50
All of you really watch this documentary following the ever-changing natural, societal, and legal definitions of adulthood. It offers some insights that only a dedicated group of researchers could unearth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_XDNQxV50

I don't know exactly which definition we are using right now, but I can assure you, you have not reached adulthood in any of them ;) Which is probably just as well.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 20-03-2012, 13:03:32
Adulthood is a face. Kids just get older, learn more, buy more expensive toys, have more complicated friendships, and have kids of their own. No one is inherently different based solely on some arbitrary attribute like "adult."

So here's a picture of a zebra. :P

(http://www.thecosmosphere.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dope-Zebra.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 20-03-2012, 14:03:48
There will come the day when you have to name yourself "Flyman1942".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 20-03-2012, 15:03:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 20-03-2012, 16:03:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?

AHAHAH

Things cant get any more random then that, or maybe they can....

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-03-2012, 16:03:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?

AHAHAH

Things cant get any more random then that, or maybe they can....

 ;D

This comment did it for me:

"We've gotta fix this unemployment thing."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 20-03-2012, 18:03:57
Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-03-2012, 18:03:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5x_k1Ulyk&feature=related

Meanwhile in finland

awesomeness rise!


OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-03-2012, 19:03:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?

AHAHAH

Things cant get any more random then that, or maybe they can....

 ;D

This comment did it for me:

"We've gotta fix this unemployment thing."

My fave is:

"i switchet to gayporn when my dad enter into my room.... because its easier to explain..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-03-2012, 20:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=jCUkjb-AjfU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-03-2012, 20:03:16
Fapping after a two week break:

(http://i.imgur.com/1Q3so.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-03-2012, 20:03:02
Ketchup in a glass bottle. One of the worst ideas ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 20-03-2012, 20:03:30
Ketchup in a glass bottle. One of the worst ideas ever.
Or the best practical joke ever?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 20-03-2012, 21:03:02
Fapping after a two week break:

It's funny because it's true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-03-2012, 22:03:03
Just another day in Germany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syWJbD1rf0Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 20-03-2012, 22:03:46
Ah yes that was me in the Corvette, gotta take my slower cars on a ride from time to time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 22:03:09
The guy in the corvette was trying to save an orphanage by turning back the time superman style.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 20-03-2012, 22:03:29
If you look carefully you will notice the guy in the Corvette is dutch (license plate is yellow). This video must be fake because dutch people usually never drive more than 60km/h on the Autobahn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 22:03:35
He probably thought he was still pulling his caravan so he gave too much gas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 20-03-2012, 22:03:02
Just another day in Germany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syWJbD1rf0Y

Weather balloon....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-03-2012, 22:03:44
Homeopathic A&E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 20-03-2012, 23:03:59
If you look carefully you will notice the guy in the Corvette is dutch (license plate is yellow). This video must be fake because dutch people usually never drive more than 60km/h on the Autobahn.
NL on the license plate does not, in contrary to popular belief, stand for Netherlands but for Nur Links which indicates our position on the Autobahn.

On a more serious note, it's funny that the slowest drivers on the Autobahn (caravans excluded, I hate those things) are always German while Dutch people are pushing their cars to the limit because they finally can without a ticket  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 21-03-2012, 00:03:23
Well this is interesting.
Draw the moustache on hitler, or "Draw the shitler":
http://www.drawtheshitler.com/page/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-03-2012, 03:03:19
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/gaming.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-03-2012, 08:03:25
Sad but true.  :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-03-2012, 09:03:02
It seems they are specifically targeted towards recent Call of Duty series.

I know they (CoD MW series) sell pretty well, but something that sells well doesn't always fare well with general audience. Titanic by James Cameron (1998) for example, it is one of the most critically acclaimed movies and sells like crazy, but I hate that god awful movie. Another thing is Transformers by Michael Bay (2007), although I am in contempt with him, but the movie was quite okay, dunno why all the fuss about it. Also Justin Beiber's popularity.

It seems that we are giving the wrong people too much buying power (e.g. little brats with poor taste). I only received USD 1 per day back then, so I'm literary powerless to ruin the market taste. But today's brats have iPhone and nearly bottomless pocket to purchase all the junk thrown to the market based on impulsive decision-making.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 21-03-2012, 10:03:46
What irritates me mostly is how CoD is marketed versus what it really is. Its single-player mode is rail shooter, or "ghost train", pure and simple. Apart from making you move yourself and inserting quick-time events, it's essentially Super Operation Wolf Turbo Championship Edition. Its multiplayer - apart from arcade-like powerups - is just Quake revisited, only RPG jumping is missing. As for the plots, they laughably lunatic, but yes, they are indeed comparable to what is now being pandered under the "Tom Clancy's" brand (who no longer even bothers to write his own books - Dead or Alive is "co-authored" by Grant Blackwood and we all know what that means - much less contributes in the games).

And this is being sold as "realistic military shooter" with "thrilling plot" and "varied multiplayer experience".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 21-03-2012, 14:03:10
At least this sad phenomenon is not present in Strategy games and mods
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-03-2012, 16:03:46
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 21-03-2012, 16:03:09
At least this sad phenomenon is not present in Strategy games and mods
Zombie mods.

Thats all im saying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 21-03-2012, 17:03:18
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.

Yeah, caught that too. Lots of good PR lately for the US military eh.

Incredible that no-one was seriously hurt, especially the guy at 0:24'ish. Nice reflex man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-03-2012, 19:03:55
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.

Yeah, caught that too. Lots of good PR lately for the US military eh.

Incredible that no-one was seriously hurt, especially the guy at 0:24'ish. Nice reflex man.
How to waste 18 million dollars
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-03-2012, 19:03:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdrbfmtleE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-03-2012, 20:03:42
(http://i.imgur.com/kHYwh.png)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuw0FjclFKw

What am I watching?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-03-2012, 02:03:27
http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8 (http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8) This is how you decorate a plane.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 22-03-2012, 06:03:12
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.

Yeah, caught that too. Lots of good PR lately for the US military eh.

Incredible that no-one was seriously hurt, especially the guy at 0:24'ish. Nice reflex man.
How to waste 18 million dollars
It costs 18 million dollars?

I wonder what the pilot's salary will be reduced to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-03-2012, 09:03:23
http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8 (http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8) This is how you decorate a plane.

Now that's really cool. And educational! I approve. ^^
I laughed at the secret Spy-Code. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 22-03-2012, 13:03:45
Haha, I love the second one. Custom made for a heavy drinking pilot?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-03-2012, 16:03:41
It's Kulula from South Africa. None of their planes are painted the same way.

That Boeing 737-800 reg. ZS-ZWP, not OK-PIK labelled in jokingly (and a bit confusingly) as "secret agent code" on the starboard side, since "OK-XXX" is Czech Republic's registration. That rego came from its previous storing location in Ostrava - Mosnov, Czech Republic, which was already replaced long time ago, otherwise it will be quite "secret license plate" hilarious.

http://www.planespotters.net/Production_List/Boeing/737/28612,ZS-ZWP-Kulula.php

This is one of their 737-400 "Camoplane":

(http://img.planespotters.net/photo/162000/original/ZS-OAF-Kulula.com-Boeing-737-400_PlanespottersNet_162221.jpg)

and another:

(http://img.planespotters.net/photo/255000/original/ZS-OAG-Kulula.com-Boeing-737-400_PlanespottersNet_255848.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-03-2012, 16:03:17
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3521592_460s_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3507755_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3506685_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 23-03-2012, 18:03:22
for you pony lovers in here..

the EVE/Dust514 version

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/543671_211646855601537_189567901142766_314678_843589143_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-03-2012, 20:03:01
So awesome  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 23-03-2012, 21:03:05
Why? ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 23-03-2012, 23:03:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig

..well, first time I' seen it anyway  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-03-2012, 01:03:44
That looks rather horribly photoshopped. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 24-03-2012, 01:03:04
Yeah you can see the pixels and everything. Also, why would fox news blame a buddhist if there are moslems around?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 24-03-2012, 01:03:16
I jumped the gun guys, here, have a kittin instead.

(http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-kitten-3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-03-2012, 02:03:45
Yay kitten! :3 <snuggles>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 24-03-2012, 02:03:38
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/130/739/1307257230438.jpg?1307305975)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-03-2012, 12:03:31
Kuwait event plays Borat obscene parody as Kazakhstan national anthem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39cenrIQW0
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Post by: Capten_C on 24-03-2012, 13:03:57
Own Goal Nooooooooooo!  ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tVtfDTqJs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tVtfDTqJs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 24-03-2012, 14:03:39
Farming Simulator is badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw#t=5s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 24-03-2012, 15:03:17
Farming Simulator is badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw#t=22s
I was dying from laughter hahah
Epic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 25-03-2012, 00:03:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuOG09PGYFc&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 25-03-2012, 05:03:19
Farming Simulator is badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw#t=5s

Thankyou. <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-03-2012, 07:03:29
Some hipster guy, being smartass, once again:

http://9gag.com/gag/3560843

Hey! It's in Wikipedia people!

Not so revealing anymore I guess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 26-03-2012, 09:03:00
(http://images.onlineuniversity.net.s3.amazonaws.com/gamers-get-girls.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 26-03-2012, 10:03:29
But I don't play WoW... :(
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Post by: Capten_C on 26-03-2012, 14:03:41
Oh Sh*t: Always Keep Your Eyes On The Road! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ndDEgX1Ck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ndDEgX1Ck)

Looks bad  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 26-03-2012, 14:03:32
Wow, scared of driving now, he could do nothing.

This train just keeps coming.

http://youtu.be/MRpk-lx-SFw


(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403806_10150614543641123_716951122_9568017_767373030_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/544656_3151220617141_1163892108_32439372_507964351_n.jpg)
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Post by: Ciupita on 26-03-2012, 15:03:12
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/eq/pcg/3r73/270354/942721615.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2012, 18:03:37
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3563572_460s_v1.jpg)


Fins find football to mainstream, they use jalkapallo




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLl86nyPts&feature=related

holy shit....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 26-03-2012, 18:03:20
Finns find football to mainstream, they use jalkapallo
At least it's a direct translation of "football", and we don't assume it means handegg like Murricans do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 26-03-2012, 18:03:32
Wow, that was a brutal crash, must have been fatal to anyone in that van... Anyone got a newspaper article on it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-03-2012, 18:03:14
Same here in some ex-yu states, "nogomet" is also a direct translation :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2012, 18:03:22
Wow, that was a brutal crash, must have been fatal to anyone in that van... Anyone got a newspaper article on it?
according the comments, the woman died.

And seeing the accident

i think she did
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-03-2012, 18:03:15
From the comments as well: it was from Canada.

Anyway, "Sepak Bola" (the sport) here means more like "ball kicking" rather than football.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 26-03-2012, 21:03:34
Well fucking thank you for showing me yet another clipin wich someone dies. And thanks fucking brains for letting me finish watching yet another clip in wich someone dies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 26-03-2012, 22:03:28
Well fucking thank you for showing me yet another clipin wich someone dies. And thanks fucking brains for letting me finish watching yet another clip in wich someone dies.

np
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 26-03-2012, 22:03:58
If you've watched a movie/read a book, there was no body, therefore they did not die ::)
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-03-2012, 02:03:20
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/4/2/121842_slide.jpg?v=1)

Aah, Leslie...
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Post by: Torenico on 27-03-2012, 03:03:56
IMG

Fins find football to mainstream, they use jalkapallo




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLl86nyPts&feature=related

holy shit....

Wrong, its Fútbol in Castellano (Argentina). :)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-03-2012, 04:03:11
Obama is a dipsh-t.

Even Denmark thinks so. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1-6nfbVsfy0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 27-03-2012, 05:03:02
Obama is a dipsh-t.

Even Denmark thinks so. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1-6nfbVsfy0

Pft, like I'll listen to a guy trying to grow a porn mustache!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 27-03-2012, 06:03:23
Can someone explain this picture to me?  ;D So Putin is the Batman?

(http://cryptome.org/eyeball/gru/pict4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-03-2012, 06:03:00
Can someone explain this picture to me?  ;D So Putin is the Batman?

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/60000/Vladimir-Putin-as-the-Joker--60329.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 27-03-2012, 11:03:21
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3577718_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-03-2012, 13:03:38
Can someone explain this picture to me?  ;D So Putin is the Batman?

(http://cryptome.org/eyeball/gru/pict4.jpg)
(http://www.militarypictures.info/d/157-3/Russia_Spetsnaz.jpg)

It's the emblem of the spetsnaz.
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Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2012, 14:03:27
True it is. Albeit quite stylized in that incarnation. ^^
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-03-2012, 15:03:48
STOP THE PRESS!

We have game of the year right here folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C8vigqL8S4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 27-03-2012, 16:03:43
STOP THE PRESS!

We have game of the year right here folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C8vigqL8S4

Meh, last year's GOTY had better graphics! (And no it's not Skyrim!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BXoMAcTqI8&feature=related
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Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2012, 16:03:33
And for our Finnish friends a special treat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLXgtbhPJWE&feature=relmfu
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Post by: Zoologic on 27-03-2012, 18:03:41
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/434101_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2551_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/398887_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1307859_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/51522_700b.jpg)

If Lightning hits plane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b3Z25Lkoko&feature=fvwp&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8uKaRXSow

Yes, kinda dream crushing.

Boring fact: planes have static ports to discharge electricity build up during landing. It collected electric charge while flying, mostly from the drag with negatively charged clouds and air surrounding it, or in extreme cases, lightning strikes. This is what happens if they were struck on ground (note that lightning exits through the discharge port and hit the tarmac).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVzOENacg6E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-03-2012, 19:03:52
Now, if it hits a piper cub... xD
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-03-2012, 19:03:40
(http://i.imgur.com/kuAYZ.jpg)
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Post by: LHeureux on 27-03-2012, 22:03:30
When did this happen? Also was this satellite going to be used? I hope not.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2012, 23:03:42
Unluckily yes, it was going to be used. It was in 2003. ^^
Something like that happens when a technician tries to be smart and uses the bolts from one satellite interface to fix another satellite interface... I mean what can go wrong, that thing weighs a ton and won't be moved...right?... the next day another technician comes by and wants to angle the satellite on it's MGSE trolley to equip an electronic box...the interface slowly rotates and then...  ;D

Here's the report: http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/65776main_noaa_np_mishap.pdf
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-03-2012, 23:03:29
its just 290 million dollars
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-03-2012, 02:03:32
What the fuck am I watching part 234264327:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8urQgD_TDk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-03-2012, 13:03:03
(http://i.imgur.com/78tLD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/guY8u.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/TGIpY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6vlSk.jpg)
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Post by: Biiviz on 28-03-2012, 14:03:58
Click to zoom.

(http://i.imgur.com/3DHfq.png)
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Post by: LuckyOne on 28-03-2012, 14:03:40

(http://i.imgur.com/6vlSk.jpg)

Link related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-03-2012, 17:03:41
How to Mount a Horse in Armour and Other Chivalric Problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqC_squo6X4

"Dirk H. Breiding, Assitant Curator, Department of Arms and Armor, The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Museum curators and conservators explore a fascinating topic—Misconceptions. Talks highlight the permanent collection and address misunderstandings commonly held by the public and, occasionally, even by specialists in the field."


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-03-2012, 17:03:00
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546698_10151411127460048_564540047_23235691_1730876527_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxs5nVAtF1qmrm8oo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 28-03-2012, 18:03:41
And how do you draw Milliband?
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-03-2012, 18:03:09
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5b2zivpnS0w/T3MGGFcP-PI/AAAAAAAAArA/ak7dYishnd0/s1600/richard_harrow_boardwalk_empire_painting.jpg)

Shut up and take my money!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-03-2012, 20:03:40
How to Cheat at Battleship without cheating:

http://pages.physics.cornell.edu/~aalemi/battleship/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-03-2012, 22:03:25
Face transplant gives man new jaw, teeth and tongue http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17539331 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17539331)

Pretty amazing stuff!  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-03-2012, 23:03:44
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3604276_460s_v1.jpg)

RIP!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-03-2012, 23:03:00
^ WTH cancer at 18 years old?!

Bummer... I liked his animations... RIP Edd.

EDIT: Ah leukemia... That explains it... Horrible. My elementary school teacher's son passed away because of it too. And he was such a nice kid...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 29-03-2012, 00:03:52
(http://i.imgur.com/xxyhg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qceso.jpg)

(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/111/42714610150584983017047.jpg)

Translation:
June 11 1922
Shooting party (local shooting-society)

There will be entertaining like american lottery, guessing-games, Monte Carlo.
Ball- and Egg-throwing on niggers

And dancing
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Post by: Biiviz on 29-03-2012, 02:03:26
You forgot to mention the coffee, sandwiches and soda.
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Post by: VonMudra on 29-03-2012, 06:03:24
http://www.tooshocking.com/videos/10623/No_Ones_In_The_Metro

The real question here, is who here WOULDN'T do this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-03-2012, 08:03:40
Something nice from the people over at Goddard Space Flight Center:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UIKmSQqp8wY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 29-03-2012, 09:03:22
Something nice from the people over at Goddard Space Flight Center:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UIKmSQqp8wY

Pfff and people thought they went through bad things, tell it to the moon bro.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-03-2012, 11:03:42
Finnish Defence Forces videos on armored vehicles and anti-tank infantry. Some pretty cool clips if you ask me, especially the Leopards firing at the end. The infantry video has nice slo-mos of AT weapons being fired.

Armor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxaJ5ogrq4

Infantry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 29-03-2012, 11:03:10
Thought this was humor related thread, good videos nonetheless bra.

Some of us took art classes, y'know.
(http://i.imgur.com/F3wxY.jpg)
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-03-2012, 12:03:05
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/945521225.gif)
Spiderbro high-priest.




(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/normal_945741650.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/945721648.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-03-2012, 18:03:36
Finnish Defence Forces videos on armored vehicles and anti-tank infantry. Some pretty cool clips if you ask me, especially the Leopards firing at the end. The infantry video has nice slo-mos of AT weapons being fired.

Armor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxaJ5ogrq4

Infantry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY

Very much reminds me of my last 5 weeks in the army. We were doing a maneuver with 23 leopards, and it pretty much looked the same when they shot in group combat simulation. Even thou the exercise ammunition isn't that loud as combat ammo, its still fucking loud when you stand 15 meters to 12 shooting leopards. My clothes felt completely skin tight because of the huge pressure coming from the guns. It just pressed everything against me. Really amazing to see so many tanks so close tearing shit up :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 29-03-2012, 18:03:05
Infantry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY

Gives nice hint what might be happening inside, when you see the smoke bursting out from barrel of hit tank  ;D
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Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-03-2012, 20:03:05
The inside turns into a huge pressure cooker ;)

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Post by: siben on 29-03-2012, 20:03:35
Breach must have been open, otherwise it is rather strange to see.
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Post by: RommelBr on 30-03-2012, 02:03:22

   I will just leave here.

   (http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/127/9/8/Erwin_rommel_by_thamppi.jpg)
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Post by: DLFReporter on 30-03-2012, 09:03:18
Not really the last, others were 'knighted' up till 1945.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-03-2012, 14:03:09
Come on, DLF, don't be such a troll. It's obviously about chivalry like the romanticized knights that never existed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-03-2012, 15:03:35
DLF is a German, of course he feels slightly insulted. As if there are no chivalry spirits amongst Germans today.

Moreover, Erwin Rommel was a Field Marshall.
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Post by: G.Drew on 30-03-2012, 15:03:12
(http://i.imgur.com/4w8nj.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-03-2012, 16:03:46
I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

Rommel was a good marshal, as in he fought fair and wassent like other jackasses who killed POWs, civilians and such. He was a respected man for a reason.

EDIT=SORRY MIXED HIM AGAIN WITH WITTMAN! (the nazi part)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 30-03-2012, 16:03:15
I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

I once heard a lecture of Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager, he was one of the last survivors of the Hitler Assassination Attempt in 1944. One of the brighter moments in early German history..Really interesting man, unfortunately he passed away in 2008 :(.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-03-2012, 16:03:26
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-03-2012, 16:03:21
Mudra would argue that Partisans are killer in disguise, no different than today's Iraqi/Afghan insurgents.

But I disagree though, how can you not fight murderous totalitarian regime? Would they concede to your democratic demands and such in peace?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 30-03-2012, 16:03:11
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.

Yeah, they kill your soldiers and you should treat them as heroes? I would have them executed too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-03-2012, 16:03:04
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.
This was simply an international law. A combatment in civilian clothes is considerd a spy/resistance and was to be excecuted.

Germany did it alot, but USA and UK also did it.

And russian partisans? Many fought for there motherland with honour, Many where murderers who burned entire villages if they dint helped them.


I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

I once heard a lecture of Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager, he was one of the last survivors of the Hitler Assassination Attempt in 1944. One of the brighter moments in early German history..Really interesting man, unfortunately he passed away in 2008 :(.
Many, if not all men in the assasination attempt where heroes. There's many unsung heroes in the GERMAN resistance, with many stories simply forgotten
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Post by: Wasntmenl on 30-03-2012, 17:03:53
Where are the jokes  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-03-2012, 17:03:28
Where are the jokes  :-X
Here's one:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg/800px-Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-03-2012, 17:03:14
Where are the jokes  :-X
Here's one:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg/800px-Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg)

I found the talk about killing frenchmen far less depressing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 30-03-2012, 17:03:21
He looks like a freaking evengelical guys :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-03-2012, 17:03:54
Can anyone caption the joke, I couldn't understand
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 30-03-2012, 17:03:23
"I want the church and government to become one. Therefore I can be Presidunt and Archbishup!"

"Seriously."

Oh yeah, and im sure theres some daddy issues that are mixed in there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-03-2012, 17:03:44
From your mocking comments I sense that the Person raising his hand is Republican.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-03-2012, 17:03:04
From your mocking comments I sense that the Person raising his hand is Republican.

Yeah, although that is not really the problem. The problem is that he is a religious nutbag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-03-2012, 17:03:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3626654_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-03-2012, 17:03:27
Guys, don't you see the printed bills?

It says: "In God We Trust."

Says one Republican to me.

Seriously, US has some religious nutjob problem. Even from fanatic Indonesian Christian point of view.

Anyway some local jokes:

(http://theposkamling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/senkonneri.jpg)

Shirrr Sean Connery in disguise (Senkoneri, that's how we phonetically read his name), marrying a local:

(http://theposkamling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/312778_10150376538928139_506958138_8353085_591749198_n.jpg)

Needed! 1 Jamesbon(d) guy
Jamesbon = JAga MESjid & keBON (guarding the mosque & garden)
Criteria: Moslem, diligent, able to recite prayer, unmarried, preferably university student
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-03-2012, 19:03:05
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/World/Indonesia_To_Ban_Mini_Skirts_Under_Tough_Anti_Pornography_Law-7343.html

No skirts above the knee  :-\ Everywhere I look religion seems to get the upper hand again in governments. Arabia, the US with their talented Republican candidates and now Indonesia.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 30-03-2012, 23:03:57
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/World/Indonesia_To_Ban_Mini_Skirts_Under_Tough_Anti_Pornography_Law-7343.html

No skirts above the knee  :-\ Everywhere I look religion seems to get the upper hand again in governments. Arabia, the US with their talented Republican candidates and now Indonesia.

Just to play a little devils advocate here Fuch's......Would you be okay with no laws on what people had to wear in public?  It may sound like a nice plan when looking at the chicky in that link you posted up but what about when you are out walking with the wife and kids and that 300LB orca fat lezbo from down the street decides she does not feel like wearing anything at all as she heads down to the local store to score a case of Oreo's.  As your whole family pukes all over the sidewalk I bet you would wish for a society that had some limits in place. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-03-2012, 01:03:39
Well, honestly, I don't have to live in Indonesia. If people there are more happy when they don't get to see women in miniskirts, that is probably their deal. As long as they don't prevent people from leaving the country, forcing them to live with these rules.

Though we all know that the reason mentioned is bullshit. When I use to drive around in a 200.000$ Ferrari, I can't be blamed when people feel the need to steal it, because the sight of the Ferrari makes em get desires and "do things", can I?

Just to play a little devils advocate here Fuch's......Would you be okay with no laws on what people had to wear in public?  It may sound like a nice plan when looking at the chicky in that link you posted up but what about when you are out walking with the wife and kids and that 300LB orca fat lezbo from down the street decides she does not feel like wearing anything at all as she heads down to the local store to score a case of Oreo's.  As your whole family pukes all over the sidewalk I bet you would wish for a society that had some limits in place.

Would be almost okay for me, especially when it is common habbit that people run around with no clothes.

But miniskirts are probably common in Indonesia for longer now. Enforcing this law now means a setback to individual freedom.

However, your example tells a fairytale about intolerance. You mock 300LB fat orca people, you're mocking homosexuals (that lezbo) and you don't want your wife and kids to be bothered with anything unusual because you're embarrassed to explain your kids the world they're living in. But when it comes to environmetal polution due to puking on the sidewalk because you can't hide your feelings about that sight, that is ok, right?

Actually I propose a law that punishes puking on sidewalks. Next time you plan to express your feeling by puking, bring a barf bag.

 8)
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-03-2012, 01:03:26
Lets be fair to Lainer Dukat, it really isn't a nice sight to see:
(http://i.imgur.com/6Hjp4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 31-03-2012, 02:03:21
Well, honestly, I don't have to live in Indonesia. If people there are more happy when they don't get to see women in miniskirts, that is probably their deal. As long as they don't prevent people from leaving the country, forcing them to live with these rules.


  Me as well....I just really hate seeing us western types taking a big shit on another nations culture and laws without stepping back and looking at ourselves.  I would never want to live in a European country (say England) where my right to defense of myself/family/property was severely hampered by the law of the land.  Just as I am sure many Euro types would scoff at the idea of living in the USA where many of our labor laws favor the employer over that of the employee.  Anyway...Drink time....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 04:03:48
Those people always throw any Fatwas regarding sexuality, but seems to never work for other more important matter like violence and child abuse (children forced to be beggar).

You see that bullshit typical female-blaming reason for rape cases, I say it is more than that. It is fucking trash talk from under developed cavemen who denied their own history. Back in ancient days, our women used to went topless everywhere, as you can see in many depictions on paintings in Bali.

Quote
Though we all know that the reason mentioned is bullshit. When I use to drive around in a 200.000$ Ferrari, I can't be blamed when people feel the need to steal it, because the sight of the Ferrari makes em get desires and "do things", can I?

Here is what a priest says:
You can develop any thoughts seeing provoking subjects. But to be blinded from the word of God is a more serious matter.

One day a courtesan was brought into the attention of Jesus by several clerics. They demanded that Jeesus acted like "what's written," but His reply was simple "those who never commit any sin, may cast the first stone." The logic here is that if there are no sin, there will be nothing to forgive. We have to accept that people values are different, and because of that we have to be always ready to forgive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 31-03-2012, 05:03:45
I pft at all of your peoples religious problems :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-03-2012, 08:03:19
I pft at all of your peoples religious problems :|

Kudos and a beer to you. I honestly cannot and will never take anyone seriously taking their sweet time to talk about religion this religion that. I even have a jewish friend who mocks her own religion for fun and doesnt give a shit, all in good fun. People who take this too seriously are fanatics or so easily offended, take a chill pill and relax and have fun.

Im agnostic, but Im open enough to talk about religion believes, the universe and everything.

So, if you want your little party of relgious fanatism or fight because of different of believes take it to pm's and stop to pollude this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 08:03:54
So, if you want your little party of relgious fanatism or fight because of different of believes take it to pm's and stop to pollude this thread.

I'm sorry who did that here?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-03-2012, 08:03:44
I'm sorry who did that here?

This is a joke thread, we post jokes, if you see a poster with ridiculous ideas, then let it pass, not worth it engaging in discussion that usually ends up with flaming.

Here's a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3coFeVNdv7M&list=FL8Zj8AADdpd8nMPAclGalpQ&index=12&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 09:03:56
Should have watched this series man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLrWgVPeCzI&feature=BFa&list=PL0823E8ABCD7630A0&lf=results_main
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 31-03-2012, 09:03:05
I'm sorry who did that here?

This is a joke thread, we post jokes, if you see a poster with ridiculous ideas, then let it pass, not worth it engaging in discussion that usually ends up with flaming.

Here's a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3coFeVNdv7M&list=FL8Zj8AADdpd8nMPAclGalpQ&index=12&feature=plpp_video

Put on your glasses and read the title again, wiseguy. 'I went on the internet and I found this' does not imply it needs to be funny, there have been previous examples about this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-03-2012, 09:03:06
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3634946_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 13:03:38
This does not only happen in games, but the flaw of huge bomber formation:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Bombardierung_Berlins.jpg)

That's whats going to happen in that picture in other thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 31-03-2012, 14:03:10
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 31-03-2012, 14:03:56
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3634946_460s.jpg)

This is what the Government tries to Hide.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 31-03-2012, 15:03:18
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.

Well god dammit I don't want to live in a world where I cant stockpile high caliber weaponry and MRE's to defend my home!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-03-2012, 15:03:57
(http://www.imperialclub.com/Yr/1966/BlackBeauty/1966ImperialBlackBeauty05.jpg)
Batmobile, Burt Ward, Adam West, Van Williams, Bruce Lee and Black Beauty.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 31-03-2012, 16:03:13
   Good old Times, when CoD wasn't this Crap...

   Call of Duty 1 Main Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZ2yZhgh_4)

   ...Nostalgic  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-03-2012, 21:03:41
http://boingboing.net/2010/12/04/glorious-elaborate-p.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 31-03-2012, 22:03:23
While I am agnostic now and have come to believe that religion has a ton of faults, I am confident that with or without religion humanity would find many new and brilliant reasons to continue killing each other. Just because somebody is an atheist, it doesn't mean that they aren't a piece of shit, born to kill asshole. Religion can certainly be a motivation to kill, but it's far from the only one. I do think that religion and the government do not mix and that this country is more messed up because it is, though. On gun control, I believe that every responsible, mentally stable civilian that has never committed a felony or a misdemeanor, should be able to own a gun. I am for stricter regulation of certain weapons, but to outlaw guns would be a massive mistake due to the sheer number of guns already in this country. It will never be a problem for a criminal to get an illegal weapon here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 31-03-2012, 22:03:00
People overestimate the influence religion has on the actions of most people, both in the positive sense (someone who is a dickhead won't stop being a dickhead because of some religious notion) and in the negative sense (someone who picks a fight over religion will also pick one over any other bullshit).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 01-04-2012, 00:04:51
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.

Swing and a miss!  I was just trying to point out that you crying over mini skirts in Indonesia is about as retarded as me whining about the lack firearms in Europe.  Not all cultures are going to value the same things.  So no...Not "Damn euro's." just one really dense piece of eurotrash.   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 01-04-2012, 00:04:23
Different cultures, sure. But from my experience the average Indonesian is not a deeply religious Muslim. Currently my dad got three Indonesians over at his work from Jakarta. All three say they are Muslim but they only go to the mosque one day a week, they all drink alcohol when they want a beer or whatever and he even spotted them eating pork. But they might have not known it was pork..

Also, I wont comment on gun laws for their state is depressing in the Netherlands. And after a shooting last year the laws are once more sharpened. Like it will help.. Look at Switzerland.. Or Belgium.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 01-04-2012, 04:04:21
If you want to see some not-so-religious Muslims look over at Azerbaijan and Bosnia. Those dudes are the chillest Muslims around, almost like the hippies of Islam :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 01-04-2012, 04:04:02
Oh geez, I knew this shit would happen, please gentleman, create a religious or different of your world views to discuss this, I come to this thread to see interesting stuff and to laugh, not to see this silly thing.

Here's how russians make stuff for a couple of dollars and end up with badass things. A russian guy built himself a quad bike out of scrap for 125$

http://englishrussia.com/2012/03/22/how-to-assemble-a-quad-bike/#more-96695
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 01-04-2012, 11:04:52
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6j/u9r/kb1x/458649/947381857.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2012, 11:04:16
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6j/u9r/kb1x/458649/947381857.gif)
Like a BAWWEEZZ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 01-04-2012, 12:04:42
(http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump251/hornoxe.com_picdump251_008.jpg)

I loved when my mother used to read that for me when I was 5. It may be cruel but it always had a lesson. Like the Daumenlutscher (thumb sucker) who gets his fingers cut off.
Hans Guckindieluft (watch in the air) who always looked into the sky and fell into a channel.
And the Suppenkaspar, a boy who doesn´t want to eat his soup and is getting thinner and thinner until he is starving.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/H_Hoffmann_Struwwel_18.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2012, 12:04:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kUIotI9qEA

meanwhile in israel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 01-04-2012, 19:04:00
I loved when my mother used to read that for me when I was 5. It may be cruel but it always had a lesson. Like the Daumenlutscher (thumb sucker) who gets his fingers cut off.
Hans Guckindieluft (watch in the air) who always looked into the sky and fell into a channel.
And the Suppenkaspar, a boy who doesn´t want to eat his soup and is getting thinner and thinner until he is starving.

Scare tactics, you gotta hate or love em. My mum used to say, that if I didnt ate my soup, the water tank would eat me. Turns out that the water tank had some details like a mouth and I had nightmares for months when I was 7. Great work mum! That surely teached me to eat my soup---NOT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-04-2012, 21:04:02
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/H_Hoffmann_Struwwel_18.jpg)

That is probably some german cultural asset. My grandma used to read stories from this book when I was a little boy. She already read them for my mother. Was the same edition as shown above. I recognize the drawings. You really brought up some memories.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2012, 23:04:13
Recieving another Finnish language lesson from Ciupita just now, made me realize the following.

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1283/onedoesnotsimplytransla.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-04-2012, 00:04:20
Nice story there, Yustax.  ;D

Haha, thank you nice to hear i brought back some memories, Dukat.

And if you really want your children to eat soup don´t startle them but manipulate them like my parents did with me when I was a small child. I used to have a bowl with drawings on it: The little Tiger and the little Bear who were dancing. I LOVED them. When I didn´t want to eat something out of that bowl my parents told me that the little Tiger and Bear would be very very sad. It worked...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-04-2012, 03:04:32
My elders also told me, if I didn't finish the rice, it will cry. At first I did,kt believe it, but then they showed me rotten rice, which have some sticky goos in them. They say, the tears are like this, the rice is simply fermented.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 02-04-2012, 18:04:38
Oooo pretty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgHSaNtAMjs

They say flying car, but it's more like a roadable aircraft. You can land/takeoff at an airfield then drive home in it. 10 minute rotor deploy time and 540 foot runway needed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-04-2012, 18:04:19
And it has civil aviation registration (PH-PAV). It was a big OMG no looking at it. You have to pay for that and the road license plate.

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/fps5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-04-2012, 21:04:13
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/phoneproblem.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 02-04-2012, 22:04:58
(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/07.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/17.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/20.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/23.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/25.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/27.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-04-2012, 23:04:09
This isn't a repost I hope...



(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3686104_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-04-2012, 19:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U48uDLQ2_fs&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 03-04-2012, 20:04:04
I cant wait for 2.5!

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2862503_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-04-2012, 20:04:17
Holy cow, poor guys house..
http://youtu.be/OMPCDhOleik
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 03-04-2012, 21:04:26
(http://i.imgur.com/Cz3zR.jpg)
(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Some-Statistic-100-of-men-didnt-notice-King-Kong-is-on-the-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 03-04-2012, 21:04:04
doh ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 03-04-2012, 21:04:15
^ Which King Kong  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2012, 21:04:14

(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Some-Statistic-100-of-men-didnt-notice-King-Kong-is-on-the-picture.jpg)
And how is that the King Kong anyway?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2012, 23:04:13
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3690307_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3682633_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 03-04-2012, 23:04:04
I really, really, really fucking hate 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 04-04-2012, 00:04:22
you hate funny pictures  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-04-2012, 00:04:11
Holy cow, poor guys house..
http://youtu.be/OMPCDhOleik

Well, I think 60 years ago we (germans) did the same in russia. Back in those days, we made those houses burn. Plus: We did not just make 50 people homeless but made sure they died in their houses on that occasion right away. Here it is totally uncertain whether there were people in it. So in terms of badassery, the U.S.A. have still much to learn, when they wanna keep up with the evilness of Nazigermany. Sit down, you've failed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 04-04-2012, 00:04:49
Holy cow, poor guys house..
http://youtu.be/OMPCDhOleik

Well, I think 60 years ago we (germans) did the same in russia. Back in those days, we made those houses burn. Plus: We did not just make 50 people homeless but made sure they died in their houses on that occasion right away. Here it is totally uncertain whether there were people in it. So in terms of badassery, the U.S.A. have still much to learn, when they wanna keep up with the evilness of Nazigermany. Sit down, you've failed.

Yeah and Russians did the same later for you. Plus for 20 million of their own people. Not to talk about what japanese did to chinese back then. Nazis weren't that bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-04-2012, 00:04:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFtkJd8w5UQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-04-2012, 01:04:18
I really, really, really fucking hate 9gag.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3691393_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3692853_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2012, 01:04:28
you hate funny pictures  ???

I hate the way 9gag misuses memes and totally ignores what they are actually representing, plus I find most of the 9gag crap to also overuse memes (to the point at which the entire joke is just memes built on memes).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2012, 02:04:22
(http://i.imgur.com/TvPT2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2012, 02:04:45
Thank you, EU.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 04-04-2012, 02:04:50
Fuckin' 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-04-2012, 02:04:58
hahaha, i stoped reading when they said 4chan is immy hendrix playing all along the watchtower
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-04-2012, 06:04:43
History of everything and Justin Beiber? That's like hipster reasoning. It's like a long read of some nerd telling us fairytale of "before memes went mainstream."

I read something awful, failblog, and YTMND like almost everytime i'm in the internet. But talking to other 99% people in your real life seems weird, and those memes doesn't seem to connect. Every "forever alone" guy will feel empowered by this. But a healthy, sociable people feel something wrong.

9gag is created by an ex-Hong Kong banker, and they were meant to upload jokes and stuffs. If the users overflood the site with tired jokes and internet memes, than so be it. They never claim to be the source of the memes anyway. Where's that accusation came from? Even Know Your MEME (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-people-think-i-do-what-i-really-do) didn't credit "What People Think I Do/What I Really Do" meme to 9gag.

Well, I am neutral to 9gag and...

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/342/129969639840.gif)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 04-04-2012, 09:04:36
Nothin I hate more than a joke thats pre-planned :| Screw all these sites :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-04-2012, 11:04:17
Nothin I hate more than a joke thats pre-planned :| Screw all these sites :|

this, all those sites are garbage on their own, no need to glorified some and bash others. and also, no need to compare then to jimmy fucking hendrix :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 04-04-2012, 11:04:07
9gag also happens to have super annoying community btw.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-04-2012, 12:04:58
Community? But they are facebook users!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 04-04-2012, 12:04:53
Facebook user =/= 9gag idiot

Facebook is just way they comment on stuff there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-04-2012, 14:04:57
So it can be approximated that they are same.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-04-2012, 14:04:21
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/9fag.png)

Granted, idiot Facebook users should be almost the same size as Facebook users.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-04-2012, 15:04:38
Shouldn't the Idiot circle have a bigger radius?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-04-2012, 15:04:35
Shouldn't the Idiot circle have a bigger radius?

Let's assume they're the cream of the crop
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-04-2012, 15:04:18
Shouldn't the Idiot circle have a bigger radius?

Let's assume they're the cream of the crap

Fixed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-04-2012, 15:04:13
(http://i.imgur.com/AWWwT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: gavrant on 04-04-2012, 16:04:58
To distract you from bashing of facebookies and idiots, here's a short video of hilarious glitch in FIFA 12 game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vJvEgNeU4kQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vJvEgNeU4kQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2012, 16:04:52
you hate funny pictures  ???

I hate the way 9gag misuses memes and totally ignores what they are actually representing, plus I find most of the 9gag crap to also overuse memes (to the point at which the entire joke is just memes built on memes).
hipster vonmudra



THATS FOR 1 april you piker!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 04-04-2012, 17:04:01
Let's fly... a Lancaster heavy bomber...  :o  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXnVQftvIBA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2012, 22:04:02
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/im-han-kinect-star/728712


Cause star wars needs clubs to yo!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-04-2012, 23:04:53
That's not real, is it? Is it? Is it..?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-04-2012, 23:04:58
That's not real, is it? Is it? Is it..?

Unfortunately, it is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 04-04-2012, 23:04:14
Crushing the dream crusher?
wait what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-04-2012, 23:04:41
I am the ultimate crusher, the ball breaker.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2012, 23:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPeAv_DCVs&feature=related


haters gonna hate
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-04-2012, 23:04:37
They should at least have Lando do his famous colt 45 dance. White men cant dance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 05-04-2012, 00:04:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPeAv_DCVs&feature=related


haters gonna hate

(http://seemore.altervista.org/albums/random-shit./hatters-gonna-hat.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN5Izcf-z9k

Damn wind playing with our toys.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 05-04-2012, 04:04:05
Star wars is getting REAL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HuC6q9kbryw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 05-04-2012, 09:04:34
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3701511_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 05-04-2012, 09:04:06
^grammatically inconsistent
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 05-04-2012, 16:04:33
I think the Librarians' Guild and English Teachers' Association joined forces and created 9gag and similar sites to troll the internet into submission by making bad grammar/spelling uncool. -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-04-2012, 22:04:17
*Liberians Gild
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-04-2012, 22:04:18
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/im-han-kinect-star/728712


Cause star wars needs clubs to yo!

A comment on that site summed up it pretty well:

"Killing a Legacy...thats how its done!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2012, 22:04:28
guys chill the fuck out, its a sidegame....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 06-04-2012, 01:04:47
guys chill the fuck out, its a sidegame....

Why you dont chill when the renders for new renders were fake? It's just a game...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 06-04-2012, 02:04:05


"Killing a Legacy...thats how its done!"

Nah...They already did that with the last three movies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2012, 12:04:21
New Zealand is finally starting to take seriously the possibility of Finns invading their islands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBgUy08ZYU

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 06-04-2012, 13:04:45
New Zealand is finally starting to take seriously the possibility of Finns invading their islands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBgUy08ZYU
Hilarious! From what I understand this is his joke-reply to some comments made by another NZ politician about Finland? Since the bill doesn't matter anyways and would pass (almost) unanimously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2012, 13:04:55
New Zealand is finally starting to take seriously the possibility of Finns invading their islands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBgUy08ZYU
Hilarious! From what I understand this is his joke-reply to some comments made by another NZ politician about Finland? Since the bill doesn't matter anyways and would pass (almost) unanimously.
Indeed ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 06-04-2012, 13:04:52
(http://www.barack-obama-photos.com/obama-is-a-player-pimp.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2012, 15:04:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=n2HJCpeMNi4

awesome

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3718411_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 06-04-2012, 16:04:57
Dollar $have Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-04-2012, 16:04:52
Dollar $have Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)

spared no expense..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 07-04-2012, 16:04:06
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/27543_123049624400650_360_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-04-2012, 16:04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ALbQQzePzt4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 07-04-2012, 20:04:04
Dunno if its for the "fun" section but still.

http://www.skoften.net/index/video/het_schietgrage_amerikaanse_leger_in_irak
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 07-04-2012, 22:04:06
Dollar $have Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)
Sold.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-04-2012, 01:04:34
Took this shamelessly from a popular german newssite:

You might all have heard about the google glasses project. If not, look here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4

Now to the funny stuff:

What if Microsoft would be developing these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwModZmOzDs

And, err, do we want that at all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3TAOYXT840

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 08-04-2012, 02:04:35
Took this shamelessly from a popular german newssite:

You might all have heard about the google glasses project. If not, look here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4

Now to the funny stuff:

What if Microsoft would be developing these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwModZmOzDs

And, err, do we want that at all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3TAOYXT840
Looks like the most annoying thing ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 09-04-2012, 02:04:20
(http://www.n0.se/f/m/a925a_1333906249.png)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sneakygit.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-04-2012, 23:04:50
Kramer listens to one of these new song popular amongst the kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSYTGU5EGY


They are coming.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/rise_of_excavator.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 10-04-2012, 00:04:51
Kramer listens to one of these new song popular amongst the kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSYTGU5EGY


They are coming.

[img]
Reminds me of some incidents the Denmark. The army's recovery vehicle had to be called in ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-04-2012, 08:04:19
Some WTF discussions about how to effectively kill Cane Toad pests in Australia.

http://www2b.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/newposts/2745/topic2742998.shtm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-04-2012, 10:04:38
Now I have officially seen everything:
I found this on Steam:
(http://media.desura.com/images/games/1/15/14595/Pat_a_Mat_4c5a638a788e3_1.jpg)
Now on 50% sale at ONLY 4.99€ for eight more hours.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 10-04-2012, 11:04:34
Isn't it just nice that there are some childrens games too? Obviously you are not the target group of that game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-04-2012, 11:04:49
If you look at the Steam description it says for children AND THEIR PARENTS alike. I just thought it was funny to find this, i'm not facepalming because of it. I think you misunderstood the point of my message, which is: There are gems like these around for half the price for 8 more hours. Then its 9.99€
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 10-04-2012, 11:04:49
That is so awesome. I really loved that show when I was young, still do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 10-04-2012, 11:04:44
I think I tried one of those pat & mat car building game at a game store way back in the day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-04-2012, 11:04:34
Pat & Mat is bloody awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2012, 18:04:11
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3783489_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 10-04-2012, 18:04:23
Haha, we need a Forgotten Hope version of that one!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-04-2012, 19:04:39
Well, that was all sorts of funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-04-2012, 21:04:21
Highway to Hell, Ukrainian version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YQ24i1wP0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YQ24i1wP0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-04-2012, 21:04:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SbZmaU_7I&feature=related

I call your AC/DC and raise you a Pink Sabbath
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 11-04-2012, 16:04:24
Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-04-2012, 16:04:50
Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).

That was indeed pretty fucking sweet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 11-04-2012, 17:04:59
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-yalright-there-cat.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 11-04-2012, 17:04:47
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-yalright-there-cat.gif)

Mommy I'm scared hold me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2012, 18:04:49
Well, that was all sorts of funny.
the last girl her face is fucking awesome

"i am SO never doing that again"


Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).

That was indeed pretty fucking sweet.

brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-04-2012, 19:04:10
Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).

That is epic win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 11-04-2012, 19:04:40
Guy on the bike reminds me of Rammstein's keyboarder.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-04-2012, 21:04:06
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/416dbca21ac54586f93adc8a5158e849/l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-04-2012, 21:04:15
Airline Toilet Artist Flemish thingy whassaname boredom picture taking on long flights http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/ (http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/)

Ahh there's moar  :D http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php (http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php)

Must be a long que to use the bog once she starts.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-04-2012, 04:04:06
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/416dbca21ac54586f93adc8a5158e849/l.jpg)

Indonesian band!  :D

Airline Toilet Artist Flemish thingy whassaname boredom picture taking on long flights http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/ (http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/)

Ahh there's moar  :D http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php (http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php)

Must be a long que to use the bog once she starts.....

Amongst aviation enthusiast, it is known as "Laviator" (Lavatory + Aviator)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 12-04-2012, 17:04:16
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg705/scaled.php?server=705&filename=skrmavbild20120412kl170.png&res=landing)
Who to despise more, the person who posts this or the ones who 'like' it...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 12-04-2012, 17:04:01
¨Reply with "Cancer - Helping keep the human population growth in check one person at a time."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 12-04-2012, 18:04:47
Truth about Finnish army:
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/suomen_armeija.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-04-2012, 19:04:17
Budget cuts on clothing are never nice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-04-2012, 19:04:48
They can't even afford ridable wolfs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 12-04-2012, 19:04:34
I do not find this attractive at all. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-04-2012, 19:04:26
I do not find this attractive at all. |:
I cannot fathom why anyone would.

---

Just like in Zanzibar:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/954471454.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2012, 20:04:19
I do not find this attractive at all. |:
I cannot fathom why anyone would.

---

Just like in Zanzibar:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/954471454.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wGhQkRgX0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 12-04-2012, 20:04:19
Hey, thats pretty good, He even walks properly.
Cardboard box is too small though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-04-2012, 23:04:56
Why does a Mil Mi Hind has to be so fucking cool over a city? :

http://youtu.be/FrhLueO_Iho?t=2m13s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 12-04-2012, 23:04:20
I think hes got a magical mouth...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkGL-HIEfI&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-04-2012, 00:04:44
Warning! Not funny!

Private Security Guards Shoot Somali Pirates:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82433535/?lt=em (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82433535/?lt=em)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-04-2012, 00:04:49
Warning! Funny!

Somalian pirates and whatnot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBoO4GzHaI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-04-2012, 02:04:20
I feel mocked now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-04-2012, 12:04:29
I feel mocked now.
Aww :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-04-2012, 12:04:37
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2955344_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2012, 14:04:21
(http://i.imgur.com/N2AV6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 13-04-2012, 15:04:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2955344_700b.jpg)

Here's the real version :

http://imageshack.us/f/689/1275836457803.png/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 13-04-2012, 15:04:30
Thankyou LHeureux, that was exquisitely thorough. : )

Here's an awesome song and video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJfmsA-Yxk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-04-2012, 15:04:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

Just flippy on his daily commute

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3811419_460s.jpg)

PRAISE THE LORD! HALLELUJA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 13-04-2012, 16:04:08
Well, it's better than a burkini  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 13-04-2012, 17:04:30
I dont understand why people run away from me when Im on my daily walk around the city. And whats up with all the helicopters...?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 13-04-2012, 18:04:13
i can totally understand running away from finns
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 13-04-2012, 18:04:32
If you don't know what this is you should delete your account here.

My favourite multi player weapon in this game :p

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-little-guy-wants-a-finger.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 13-04-2012, 19:04:36
I have no idea what that is. HL1  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 13-04-2012, 19:04:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E

Ah finally a movie worth watching xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 13-04-2012, 19:04:49
I have no idea what that is. HL1  ???
Kill yourself. Kill yourself now. But you are allowed to do it quickly & painlessly since your guess was correct.

I always liked the laser-sight-mine/explosives. And that map where you could launch the nuke & everyone who was not inside the bunker died. That bunker + previously mentioned mines = fun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 13-04-2012, 19:04:20
The map where you can raise the water level and drown everyone was the best.

Undertow, it was called.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 13-04-2012, 19:04:08
I have no idea what that is. HL1  ???
Kill yourself. Kill yourself now. But you are allowed to do it quickly & painlessly since your guess was correct.

I always liked the laser-sight-mine/explosives. And that map where you could launch the nuke & everyone who was not inside the bunker died. That bunker + previously mentioned mines = fun.

That map was awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 13-04-2012, 20:04:46
Ive played Half Life 1, but never multiplayer. It was a bit before I started really gaming I'm afraid to say. Sounds like 10x more fun than the most popular MP games out currently though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 13-04-2012, 22:04:06
the nuke map?
bitch please, its called crossfire, and I spent hours after class playing it with 5 other friends until I got hungry, at around 7 pm :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-04-2012, 00:04:41
Here's the real version :

http://imageshack.us/f/689/1275836457803.png/

After intense studies I consider myself the hardcore gamer. :P



Here's an awesome song and video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJfmsA-Yxk

Did anyone else desperately try to cover the gore with the mouse cursor? I liked the music though.


If you don't know what this is you should delete your account here.

My favourite multi player weapon in this game :p

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-little-guy-wants-a-finger.gif)

There was this level with 3 floors. I really liked to drop em down to the first floor when I knew somebody was down there. It was the times of LAN games and it was realy priceless to listen to the reaction of my buddies: ARGG. OHHH. NOOO. DAMMIT. ARRRGGHH.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Knitschi on 14-04-2012, 10:04:39
Yeah good old half life.... It was one of the games that got me hooked on multiplayer fps games. Don't remember it having so few polygones though  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 14-04-2012, 11:04:26
A game that works on a 200MHz Pentium II with 32mb of RAM can't be too good looking ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 14-04-2012, 12:04:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3781574_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 14-04-2012, 13:04:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E

Ah finally a movie worth watching xD

I agree!!! If only this was legal 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-04-2012, 18:04:48
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3834519_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-04-2012, 22:04:09
Suddenly, corgis.


Cleaning a corgi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9y22VID_3w

Corgi rush!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 15-04-2012, 03:04:57
Random commentary I found, but just complete gold:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdX-1CC-QoU&feature=g-vrec&context=G272e54dRVAAAAAAAAAQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 15-04-2012, 05:04:10
(http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/11/boba-fett-rum.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-04-2012, 10:04:03
Suddenly, corgis.

Cleaning a corgi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9y22VID_3w


That's Ein from Cowboy Bebop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K_fu-mPNU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 15-04-2012, 11:04:24
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-04-2012, 12:04:48
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

Pretty funny. I still agree with the cop, though. His verbal warning got the point across quite well. A cop calling someone "boy" has to be an American classic. :)


Quote from: Youtube comments
Ya he was doing a public service. What is he going to do give him a ticket to appear in 45 days? When the German fellas no show, are we going to extradite? 15 mph over the limit is reckless driving, an offence for which one is often arrested. At 90 MPH their (I am sure well maintained) rental POS is a weapon. I bet if they killed someone, your significant other perhaps you would be singing a different tune. That HP officer is a dick because we are tired of deadly accidents. Get a clue.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-04-2012, 13:04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 15-04-2012, 15:04:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc
1) Rammstein is so fucking good
2) Those kids rules! The drummer especially.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-04-2012, 16:04:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvGreOQo-WM&feature=BFa&list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg&lf=plcp


Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

If you're not going 80 in Michigan, you're holding up traffic. :I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-04-2012, 16:04:28
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

I really don't care for cops... :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-04-2012, 17:04:57
I Got Bronchitis..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0XzgMPvUHk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0XzgMPvUHk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 15-04-2012, 17:04:46
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

I really don't care for cops... :|

Actually, he wasn't a very bad cop. I know in Alabama, that the amount of deaths due to reckless driving is huge and the guy driving that car was doing 90 when the speed limit was 70. The idiot driving the car should be thankful that he got off with a warning as opposed to getting a $500 ticket. The police around here are getting really sick of speeding idiots.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 15-04-2012, 18:04:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffCCVl1UXk&feature=BFa&list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg&lf=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2012, 23:04:18
http://dagobah.net/flash/the_great_chimp_heist.swf
Just greasymoose
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 15-04-2012, 23:04:05
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/top_tax_rate.jpg)

might be a repost of my own post... couldn't care less.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 15-04-2012, 23:04:33
http://youtu.be/H1KWtG66lEQ

Ok, this is one of the most awesome things i have seen in a bit, watching for over an hour now to all the videos on the channel.

If you like the moon, then watch it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-04-2012, 23:04:46
http://youtu.be/H1KWtG66lEQ

Ok, this is one of the most awesome things i have seen in a bit, watching for over an hour now to all the videos on the channel.

If you like the moon, then watch it!
WE LIKE THE MOON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw


/Classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 16-04-2012, 03:04:46
WASSUP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16qzZ7J5YQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 16-04-2012, 18:04:56
Which one of you was having your own easter-egg hunt near where these kids were? >:/

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,826595,00.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-04-2012, 23:04:34
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3838867_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 16-04-2012, 23:04:30
I don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-04-2012, 23:04:50
Well the cat will get revenge one day...

That's it...

9GAG humour...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-04-2012, 23:04:34
Which one of you was having your own easter-egg hunt near where these kids were? >:/

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,826595,00.html
"Bazooka" yeah right... lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-04-2012, 12:04:31
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EpfLQPqrxjo/S2pZUGgkNJI/AAAAAAAABHM/yTfMJPH6wgM/s400/nunchucks.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-04-2012, 16:04:06
This isn't a joke but... I found it from the internetz

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/957351107.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 17-04-2012, 17:04:06
At the end of the day its the men with big boobs that suffer most :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-04-2012, 18:04:53
Amen Brother














Should reduce my own
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 17-04-2012, 18:04:53
Small boobs > Huuge boobs

Every modern man will agree with this... I mean you don't want to marry a woman that will have her boobs down to her knees in some 20 years, right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-04-2012, 18:04:57
B and C are best. D is fun when young, A and you might as well date an asian 10 year old boy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 17-04-2012, 18:04:37
Face is most important. But kinda like siben said: A woman must at least have some curves that make her, well a woman. But no fat chicks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-04-2012, 18:04:10
Pretty much yeah. Anorexia girls are a big no no but fat chicks need lovin to
they just gotta pay

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-04-2012, 18:04:55
Every modern man will agree with this... I mean you don't want to marry a woman that will have her boobs down to her knees in some 20 years, right?

To marry, no.


/edit: And you can't motorboat a plank.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-04-2012, 18:04:52
a good B is best, A is actually also awesome.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3875763_460s.jpg)

Or you can end up like this ^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-04-2012, 18:04:46
Somebody put that monstrosity to sleep.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-04-2012, 20:04:39
Pretty decent save.
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-steel-balls.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-04-2012, 20:04:36
Happy Harry rules


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg&feature=endscreen&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEq_Fz3bBO8&feature=relmfu

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547310

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuNeX9kmWw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 17-04-2012, 20:04:14
Here's to all the tailgaters out there...Bstrds :D
Lost Highway Tailgating scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4ETyW6xho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4ETyW6xho)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-04-2012, 22:04:10
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Lchaim.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 17-04-2012, 23:04:28
Gotta agree, A/B is best, C ok, D way too big.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-04-2012, 02:04:06
This isn't a joke but... I found it from the internetz

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/957351107.jpg)

Some corrections :

2. You can put things between your boobs with big ones way easier
3. Mmh necklaces look better on women (for men) when they point towards their boobs lol, give you a reason to watch
4. True but always cooler to stare at a nice river than a plain

I don't like too big boobs, C is like perfect for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 18-04-2012, 03:04:15
Anything more than C isn't worth it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 18-04-2012, 10:04:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNLbK8_rBY

Nothing wins good joking about nazis  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-04-2012, 15:04:44
Long repost, but that Mitchell & Webb sketch is very brilliant with their routines.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 18-04-2012, 15:04:10
I like the skull mug, can i have one in red?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-04-2012, 16:04:54
(http://i.imgur.com/3bkrk.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 18-04-2012, 16:04:51
So lunch was easy to find then?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 18-04-2012, 17:04:37
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3891291_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2012, 17:04:50
(http://i.imgur.com/3bkrk.png)

[bigboss]Intresting, but how did she tasts?[/bigboss]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 18-04-2012, 18:04:47
Flippy is a female ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-04-2012, 18:04:30
Flippy is a female ???

You think a Warbear dates silly regular bears? No. He likes 'em feisty.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2012, 19:04:33
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/156140_3059992898182_1214218331_32281750_716819986_n.jpg)

Any references to moderators is pure coincidal
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 18-04-2012, 21:04:14
Obviously that was painted by someone who studied historical weaponry...

http://i.imgur.com/M9fmw.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 18-04-2012, 21:04:28
http://i.imgur.com/M9fmw.jpg
Hahaha that one is great!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-04-2012, 21:04:08
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-pictures-history-ooohhh-im-soooooo-scared.jpg)

(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-pictures-history-bear-knife-fights.jpg)

Can Flippy confirm this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 18-04-2012, 22:04:27
Wrong knife, but i think its pretty accurate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-04-2012, 22:04:28
How else would you explain me being freaking awesome during Grizzly Hunts?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 18-04-2012, 22:04:27
(http://r3dux.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ResistanceIsFutile.gif)

Any Electrical Engineers here?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 18-04-2012, 22:04:24
Just don't start about Slippy, his brother. One of those knife-fights just got out of hand..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2012, 22:04:54
i never knew bears could cry, but that day when thorondor was drunk and asked how slippy was....

sad sad day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 18-04-2012, 22:04:26
i never knew bears could cry, but that day when thorondor was drunk and asked how slippy was....

sad sad day

Thorondor drunk? never happens.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-04-2012, 22:04:54
i never knew bears could cry, but that day when thorondor was drunk and asked how slippy was....

sad sad day

Thorondor drunk? never happens.

He's more of a heroin kinda guy, I guess.


/Edit: Also,

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/magic_trick.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 20-04-2012, 09:04:14
(http://i.imgur.com/sibOi.gif)

Bit of an old one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2012, 13:04:54
They did play "Two Hearts" in a plane while boarding. And I kinda rocked to the happy-gay tune.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-04-2012, 15:04:53
My heart breaks :(


(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-how-could-you.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-04-2012, 15:04:39
Now i know where Flippy came from :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHpDPuh8A2Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 20-04-2012, 17:04:17
My heart breaks :(


(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-how-could-you.gif)

he watched Tom & Jerry and saw the world he knew crashing down
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-04-2012, 18:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOsrPqYPauc

the great chimp heist
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-04-2012, 18:04:07
ok, 9gag corrupted me.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3914831_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3909478_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3907960_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3910460_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3903061_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2012, 19:04:31
None of them are funny. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 20-04-2012, 19:04:18
I chuckled at the basketball > sex part. See if it was edited to say "nah I'm playing FH at 4, sorry" instead...  ;D

In honor of the Mayan Calendar 2012 end of the world BS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 20-04-2012, 19:04:08
I had small lol at baseball thing too. Some people just haven't heard of printscreen button.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-04-2012, 20:04:27
I had small lol at baseball thing too. Some people just haven't heard of printscreen button.

It's been mentioned before. 9gag users are new to the Internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2012, 20:04:53
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3883/1334946222997.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2012, 21:04:23
(http://www.toonhole.com/comics/2010-10-11-032_SpaceHighFive.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-04-2012, 21:04:42
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3922137_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-04-2012, 14:04:20
Sean Connery discusses women slapping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

Loved the ending.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 22-04-2012, 14:04:51
Subway Punk gets owned! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReevc7P0lA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReevc7P0lA)

Giant Rat' Caught And Killed By Grandad http://uk.news.yahoo.com/giant-rat-caught-killed-grandad-174504562.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/giant-rat-caught-killed-grandad-174504562.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-04-2012, 16:04:29
Speed archaeology with Eddie Izzard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-L9exK-5pg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 22-04-2012, 19:04:30
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ww-german-soldier-totally-looks-like-sheldon-cooper.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-04-2012, 20:04:29
http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

After this you like Rebecca Black her song.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-04-2012, 21:04:20
Hahaha!
I didn't think it could get any worse than Rebecca, once again I was proven wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 22-04-2012, 21:04:01
Damn, bravo Siben, you gave me my WTF moment of the day. Do those people really think they are good singers?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-04-2012, 21:04:05
it to funny to see everybody apologizing in the comments on the Friday video, haha.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 22-04-2012, 21:04:09
http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

After this you like Rebecca Black her song.
My bullshit detector (which was taught to us on 5th grade) is tingling that this is fake, or at least made to mimic Friday. Which is why I won't give it more than 30sec of my life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 22-04-2012, 21:04:29
Even if this is fake, there's even worse non-fake music out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNfwMepTuZ0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 22-04-2012, 21:04:48
Take a look a this band, I still can believe some people can like this. I've showed this video to my guitar teacher and he was crying of laugh so :P

Dying Fetus - Kill your mother, rape your dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqOJD_TdIKY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-04-2012, 22:04:20
Oh, look. It's the grossest food you'll ever find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-04-2012, 23:04:01
Considering how small the portion is, the process of making it is weirdly elaborate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-04-2012, 23:04:19
Oh, look. It's the grossest food you'll ever find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc
Why is this even a thing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-04-2012, 23:04:52
i thought i saw creepy food when tasting MRE's (some where great and delicious, but the ethic ones where horrible)

but this is just



just

just japan i assume
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2012, 00:04:07
(http://i.imgur.com/aHp58.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 23-04-2012, 00:04:39
Such an elegant animal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 23-04-2012, 01:04:51
Star Wars soundtracks on cellos?
yep, this is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o&feature=plcp&context=C456393dVDvjVQa1PpcFOp48IYmyngrQz0JsDozb3s9dHwEP9VXZE%3D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 23-04-2012, 12:04:51
http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

After this you like Rebecca Black her song.

Siben FTW ! very nice find :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 23-04-2012, 20:04:30
Seniors React - HuskyStarcraft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99bwWcZ2Eg8
Seniors React - SC2 Cast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsyuqQp_UyY

Hilarious  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-04-2012, 03:04:43
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/26/world/asia/nepal-shortest-man-ever/index.html

...why are all the record-holders Asian? Conspiracy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 24-04-2012, 04:04:43
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/26/world/asia/nepal-shortest-man-ever/index.html

...why are all the record-holders Asian? Conspiracy!

For this man, RPGs are real. Rats ARE giant rats. what we consider mundane animals are beasts to befriend or fight to the death. Crocodiles are dragons, bears are hulking titans. A girl with C cups could provide a bed we will never imagine.

I bet this man could ride on the back of an eagle. Now whered all that pity go? I bet it got replaced with jelly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 24-04-2012, 05:04:23
He looks like Achmed. ^_^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Goljatti on 24-04-2012, 21:04:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw

I say that is pretty successful campaign :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-04-2012, 21:04:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw

I say that is pretty successful campaign :D

Already posted earlier in the thread, but still good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-04-2012, 01:04:34
Saw this posted on another forum...  ;D

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Amazon.co.uk)


Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)  (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdp_product)

Just read the reviews etc^  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-04-2012, 02:04:20
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/26/world/asia/nepal-shortest-man-ever/index.html

...why are all the record-holders Asian? Conspiracy!

For this man, RPGs are real. Rats ARE giant rats. what we consider mundane animals are beasts to befriend or fight to the death. Crocodiles are dragons, bears are hulking titans. A girl with C cups could provide a bed we will never imagine.

I bet this man could ride on the back of an eagle. Now whered all that pity go? I bet it got replaced with jelly.

Nah, I'm just glad I'm 6'2" and cats don't pose a viable threat.

...also, I don't waddle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 25-04-2012, 14:04:47
Saw this posted on another forum...  ;D

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Amazon.co.uk)


Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)  (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdp_product)

Just read the reviews etc^  :D

I just laughed myself to tears  ;D . That top comment, omg :DD And some others too, simply awesome. Wow, im done, made my day. Thanks for that man !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 25-04-2012, 14:04:06
lol, the product comments are really epic  ;D
Quote
Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-04-2012, 18:04:32
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3986576_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 27-04-2012, 07:04:19
Some people actually believe it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-04-2012, 15:04:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3993504_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 27-04-2012, 16:04:30
Wait you're a day early Caturday is tomorrow

>9GAG

oh.

http://blog.makezine.com/2008/01/07/make-your-own-vacuum-tube/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-04-2012, 20:04:53
Real life skyrim! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SEuoEJkODE&feature=g-u-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 27-04-2012, 21:04:26
NICE. I wish theyd shown the prisoner running up to the nearest enemy and impaling his stupid body on their weapon....

I think this is the first time I've wanted to play Skyrim in months. : D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-04-2012, 01:04:09
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m337i0c5wy1qagwiao1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-04-2012, 13:04:13
"State of Chaos - This years blockbuster on your block"

Soooo silly and useless, but this is why the internet was made:

http://chaosinyourtown.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-04-2012, 15:04:56
That'd be a lot cooler if Google didn't take crap pictures of my hometown.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-04-2012, 12:04:57
'sup

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/peach.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 29-04-2012, 14:04:49
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530039_424835357546287_407481115948378_1431010_887230495_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 29-04-2012, 23:04:25
why does everyone think that flippy always want to attack them?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 29-04-2012, 23:04:49
Obviously saw flippy knocking on a door.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2012, 01:05:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxj1mou03M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 01-05-2012, 01:05:01
http://forgotten-hope.net/

hahahahaha

Oh, this was in my College town...

http://www.cuindependent.com/2012/04/26/bear-tranquilized-in-tree-near-will-vill/34196/

(http://www.cuindependent.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bear03_Duann_04262012.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 01-05-2012, 01:05:45
^ Flippy can you remember what you have been doing yesterday? Cause you were really "high"...  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 02-05-2012, 00:05:17
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/booooooooooooooobs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 02-05-2012, 14:05:11
We knew this was coming:

(http://i.imgur.com/uAqYT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 02-05-2012, 17:05:34
Sorry if it's a repost, but I can't stop laughing  ;D

FENTON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU&feature=fvwrel)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-05-2012, 20:05:19
they must've learned Rage Comics from 9gag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqh-_2LhXBk&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-05-2012, 23:05:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXO76dbictU&feature=related

i
have pain
of laughing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 03-05-2012, 00:05:55
That guy needs to back up about 2 metres.

Anyway, Birgirball. The man. The legend.

Powerswitch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ugFEy1pOCQ&feature=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-05-2012, 01:05:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=0ugFEy1pOCQ&annotation_id=annotation_76604&feature=iv&v=-xM_B8hPBvw

From Above dude mit theek russan aksent
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 03-05-2012, 16:05:42
(http://i.imgur.com/JL1Sq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 03-05-2012, 17:05:04
If only...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 03-05-2012, 17:05:46
I think someone had already beaten me to it, but i think I'm gonna set up a "Like this if you want to get rid of all evil in the world", then I'm going to sit back and watch  the idiots press "Like" :D.
And I'm going to get rid of everything evil in the world using the power of likes! I think i deserve a Nobel or something.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 03-05-2012, 18:05:40
JohnTron reviews: Kinect StarWars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J5mkoCiuzs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-05-2012, 22:05:35
Like a Bawss! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc)


+


(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7338/happystarwarsday.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-05-2012, 01:05:04
(http://i.imgur.com/HRyB7.jpg)

Oh man.  That'll certainly show them!

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/293/590/6f6.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-05-2012, 01:05:32
If you haven't played Mass Effect 3 be warned of spoiler. If you have ended it tho - have a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisHcuBzTCM&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 04-05-2012, 02:05:50
EU, this is a false "attack plan" right? It's made by 4chan guys I guess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 04-05-2012, 02:05:39
The guy is pretty nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF8cmBV7dRY&feature=player_embedded

PS : It's the original Scumbag Steve guy, making a rap video about his "success" :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 04-05-2012, 02:05:31
Like a Bawss! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc)
What a bunch of kill-stealing dicks!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-05-2012, 04:05:09
EU, this is a false "attack plan" right? It's made by 4chan guys I guess.
Certainly possible.  The fact that the poster is genuinely amusing suggests non-9gag origins.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-05-2012, 05:05:41
9Gag has problems everywhere, but people around me seems to love them so much. Most of them learned of the internet from 9Gag.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission

Although I disliked 9Gag, but internet communities seem to has been elitist for "real world losers" only. They don't like if real-life cool guys, popular guys, jocks know their secret joking languages. But yeah, deep in my heart, I don't like 9Gag for abusing jokes and killing the essence of being originally funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-05-2012, 05:05:08
Agreed Zoo .  And yes, that thing is prob one of the many fakes that have circulated.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 04-05-2012, 09:05:23
Re the 9gag raid, how exactly is that an attack, if the posters /b/ehave just like everyone else on 4chan usually does? :P I think that 9gaggers just got trolled by a /b/rother.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-05-2012, 11:05:35
EU, this is a false "attack plan" right? It's made by 4chan guys I guess.

yep, like most shit of the internet actually.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 04-05-2012, 15:05:44
Propably repost .... but who cares , its so funny  ;D
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3516/5695799374_b651c5abd3_b.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-05-2012, 20:05:33
http://youtu.be/IHKKEg8rXcM

ohh, what will be the world of minecraft without creepers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-05-2012, 22:05:13
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/derpchan.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 05-05-2012, 20:05:30
Suicide attempt in Russia... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2122471/17f16cea/zelfmoordpoging_in_rusland.html)

A Machine that can make tires, sofas and freezers... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123701/057d98ca/hoe_banken,_banden_en_koelkasten_gemaakt_worden.html)

Unforseen problem at the Itchyfanny Mitsubishi Car Dealership! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plVzDzmVXMU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-05-2012, 20:05:12
Suicide attempt in Russia... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2122471/17f16cea/zelfmoordpoging_in_rusland.html)

Attempted insurance fraud :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 05-05-2012, 20:05:03
Suicide attempt in Russia... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2122471/17f16cea/zelfmoordpoging_in_rusland.html)

awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-05-2012, 22:05:04
Russia is a state of mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KUfHxsw0suE

http://englishrussia.com/2012/04/23/why-we-love-russia/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 06-05-2012, 01:05:02
Not to mention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp) ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kwiot on 06-05-2012, 01:05:49
I love this Russian dancing style with empty plastic bottles  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-05-2012, 03:05:57
Not to mention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp) ;D
It remains awesome as fuck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 06-05-2012, 12:05:33
Where are their little hats with bells, I like my drunk plebs well suited.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-05-2012, 16:05:46
Maybe more suited for the Gaming part of forum but who the hell cares...

The death of the Fuhrer. This is how it really happened. Apparently first he took a bullet to the knee and then got his balls blown off!  :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BNwN3xYL3w&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 07-05-2012, 18:05:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4102904_460s.jpg)

Seeing how lucky I've been lately... xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2012, 20:05:00
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4102904_460s.jpg)

Seeing how lucky I've been lately... xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3W2WDPu_4

:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2012, 21:05:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32c4H60CZQI&feature=related

Awe-some
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-05-2012, 21:05:49
Brilliant:
http://twitpic.com/9iixez
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 07-05-2012, 21:05:14
Brilliant:
http://twitpic.com/9iixez
:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2012, 22:05:12
Brilliant:
http://twitpic.com/9iixez
:D
just called my uncle who is in afghanistan and he confirms these posters  ;D
Gonna ask if he bring one back for me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 07-05-2012, 22:05:53
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2012, 22:05:45
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)

The flags are dis-proportionate. This irks me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 08-05-2012, 21:05:21
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)

TL;DW Guys dances two minutes during boxing entrance, goes down in 10 seconds first round.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 08-05-2012, 21:05:57
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)

The flags are dis-proportionate. This irks me.

There's bound to be a few Pakistani's who fit into England, I guess he's one xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 09-05-2012, 21:05:05
Isn't T-Rex's sight based on movement? Oh well, I'd still follow Zack. 2,5 years old, visiting a dino park with his family  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TcvKyKzIw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TcvKyKzIw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 09-05-2012, 23:05:03
Isn't T-Rex's sight based on movement
Jurassic Park, known for its scientific accuracy. What next, velociraptors that are two to three times the size of the real thing? Can't really imagine why they came up with that funny idea, except that you could build a cool set-piece scene around it (although, at the distance depicted in the scene, the T-Rex with its Xbawks HUEG olfactory organs could certainly have used its smell to locate the humans even if it had been totally blind).

Unlike most lizards or even other predatory dinosaurs, T-Rex has forward-facing eye sockets and the snout narrows enough so that it's not in the way. It would have had binocular vision and would certainly have seen objects three-dimensionally even if they were not moving. Which would also suggest that it did hunt actively, at least to some degree. Carrion-eating and/or chasing smaller predators away from the carcass do not require a particularly good stereoscopic vision, so there would not have been selective pressure to evolve such.

On the other hand, we need to be able to test that to verify the hypothesis. Let's clone one to find out! FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-05-2012, 23:05:32
I think I know someone who's best suited for the job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BomVB3QkKQs#t=76s

P.S. The binocular vision of T-Rex might have been a leftover from his previous and smaller versions (like Allosaurus) and size is easier to change than eye orientation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 10-05-2012, 01:05:13
Impressions from Russia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-05-2012, 02:05:36
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/11-sounds-you-need-to-hear-before-you-die
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-05-2012, 02:05:45
Isn't T-Rex's sight based on movement
Jurassic Park, known for its scientific accuracy. What next, velociraptors that are two to three times the size of the real thing? Can't really imagine why they came up with that funny idea, except that you could build a cool set-piece scene around it (although, at the distance depicted in the scene, the T-Rex with its Xbawks HUEG olfactory organs could certainly have used its smell to locate the humans even if it had been totally blind).

Unlike most lizards or even other predatory dinosaurs, T-Rex has forward-facing eye sockets and the snout narrows enough so that it's not in the way. It would have had binocular vision and would certainly have seen objects three-dimensionally even if they were not moving. Which would also suggest that it did hunt actively, at least to some degree. Carrion-eating and/or chasing smaller predators away from the carcass do not require a particularly good stereoscopic vision, so there would not have been selective pressure to evolve such.

On the other hand, we need to be able to test that to verify the hypothesis. Let's clone one to find out! FOR SCIENCE!

actually those were allosaurios, but they trough velociraptor sounds cooler
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-05-2012, 12:05:32
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/824f11dab2ad544fc8ba7eb086119eed.gif?1336540910)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: K.Cower on 10-05-2012, 14:05:46
Impressions from Russia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY)

Another ordinary day in our life  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 10-05-2012, 23:05:26
actually those were allosaurios, but they trough velociraptor sounds cooler
Deinonychus actually, because allosaurus is almost T-Rex size.
P.S. The binocular vision of T-Rex might have been a leftover from his previous and smaller versions (like Allosaurus) and size is easier to change than eye orientation.
AFAIK T-Rex not seeing still objects does not exist outside Jurassic Park (just like many other "scientific facts" in the film). In fact, the only mentions I can find about this in scientific articles is to bust the JP myth. The book mumbled something about the mixing of frog DNA being the reason for this (which makes no sense either because even frogs can see inanimate objects and have depth of focus), the film simply states it as a "natural" characteristic of a T-Rex. Of course, even human eye detects movement easier than something not moving, but that hardly matters when something is almost in your face.

link (http://web.archive.org/web/20070913043925/http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20060701/fob2.asp)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 10-05-2012, 23:05:21
I always thought the line in the film said T-Rex were so fugly natural selection favored mates who couldnt see eachother very well. This was compounded by their short arms which restricted their ability to perform corrective eye surgery, and their tendency to eat the other species meant none would help them.

Maybe I saw the Turkish version or something. ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-05-2012, 23:05:46
Quote
Jurassic Park, known for its scientific accuracy. What next, velociraptors that are two to three times the size of the real thing? Can't really imagine why they came up with that funny idea, except that you could build a cool set-piece scene around it (although, at the distance depicted in the scene, the T-Rex with its Xbawks HUEG olfactory organs could certainly have used its smell to locate the humans even if it had been totally blind).

The raptors in Jurassic Park are oversized due to the fact that the Deinonychus was considered as a member of the velociraptor family at the time Michael Crichton wrote his novel. He also corrected his statement about the t-rex vision baised on movement in his second novel where dr. Baselton gets eaten by a rex, thinking he has invisible by standing still.

Quote
I always thought the line in the film said T-Rex were so fugly natural selection favored mates who couldnt see eachother very well. This was compounded by their short arms which restricted their ability to perform corrective eye surgery, and their tendency to eat the other species meant none would help them.

Maybe I saw the Turkish version or something. ???

you must have. I've seen the movie over a 100 times, and i can assure you there is no such line in the film. Yes, I am a jurassic park nerd. even collect toys ect :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-05-2012, 23:05:27
Kelmola, I was referring to T-rex being more a vulture than a predator. The 'move and he'll see you' is bullpie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 11-05-2012, 00:05:55
actually those were allosaurios, but they trough velociraptor sounds cooler
Deinonychus actually, because allosaurus is almost T-Rex size.


YES! sorry I mixed them up, actually, deinonychus sounds even more badass than velociraptor
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2012, 16:05:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4131274_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 11-05-2012, 17:05:44
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You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-05-2012, 17:05:51
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You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?
I think the point was that they are using religion to take away freedom of others in America. And other places.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-05-2012, 17:05:31
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You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?

It does say "Freedom Explained" on top.. and any country with Sharia law doesn't fit in that category.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 11-05-2012, 17:05:54
Freedom is an ideal. This shows some forms of this ideal. Guns aren't free in many places of the world either.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2012, 18:05:49
Quote
You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?

It does say "Freedom Explained" on top.. and any country with Sharia law doesn't fit in that category.
kinda :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-05-2012, 18:05:57
you know there's something funny with your country's education system when you see this

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523873_287616121331496_232623053497470_633513_2044887551_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 11-05-2012, 20:05:18
Quote
You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?
I think the point was that they are using religion to take away freedom of others in America. And other places.

Bingooooo.


Also:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--NwDI-9-w8w/T58bILSkfPI/AAAAAAAAAV0/10_ZbD1AWO4/s1600/race+mixing+gay+marriage+protest.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 11-05-2012, 20:05:14
Race mixing is communism ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 11-05-2012, 21:05:48
Does the one in the center behind the guys head say "stop the race mixing, march of the antichrist"? D:

Also, I think I see Korean writing on the right side of the color picture. That actually gives me a glimmer of hope for humanity. A slow painful glimmer that is easily forgotten in it's glacial transformation into light.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-05-2012, 00:05:55
The truth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrhcV0YM2fQ&list=PL63BE71B85ED8B6B9&index=3&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 12-05-2012, 00:05:03
you know there's something funny with your country's education system when you see this

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523873_287616121331496_232623053497470_633513_2044887551_n.jpg)

Even then, that's a cool looking tattoo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-05-2012, 00:05:40
perhaps a tad tasteless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-05-2012, 00:05:51
Less tasteless than a swastika, but only a tad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2012, 02:05:39
The faces of the two guys in that tattoo would be instantly improved with the application of paper bags.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 12-05-2012, 02:05:08
perhaps a tad tasteless.
Is there even such a thing as a tastefull tattoo? :P I wonder how many people I have offended with this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 12-05-2012, 02:05:41
Well, i consider small tattoos at some very special places as a matter of taste. I would not even like a small tatoo on my body, but if someone likes it, it's okay to me and does note make him strange or anything, as long as it is on the ankle, neck or hip for example.

When a tattoo or several tattoos cover whole body parts I do not consider it as tasteful, no matter how beautiful the tattoos are. Usually such people seem strange to me, I simply can not understand how you can ruin your body like that. But well, let them do what they like, I'll never understand it though :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 12-05-2012, 03:05:07
perhaps a tad tasteless.
Is there even such a thing as a tastefull tattoo? :P I wonder how many people I have offended with this.

I personally would never want to get a tattoo or date/marry anyone with a tattoo. :3  If others want to get it go for it, but I personally don't find them attractive at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-05-2012, 05:05:44
Same here. Unless they were born with it. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-05-2012, 10:05:28
how the japanese mod skyrim ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWrIrs-DFE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 12-05-2012, 11:05:30
how the japanese mod skyrim ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWrIrs-DFE&feature=related
How the americans mod skyrim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6TNdqymV4Q&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-05-2012, 15:05:01
Just saw that this morning.

I really really wonder about female battle suit functionality.

(http://images.wikia.com/doblaje/es/images/7/79/Guinevere.jpg)

Armour? Meh...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 12-05-2012, 18:05:14
female battle suits, the biggest cover-up in history ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-05-2012, 22:05:22
female battle suits, the biggest cover-up in history ;)
but the less covering  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-05-2012, 02:05:34
(http://boffo.forumprofi.de/download/file.php?id=44)

(http://boffo.forumprofi.de/download/file.php?id=43)

(http://boffo.forumprofi.de/download/file.php?id=42)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Die Happy on 13-05-2012, 15:05:23
might not be that funny but i found it quite interessting
http://news.yahoo.com/german-police-used-only-85-bullets-against-people-155155175.html

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According to Germany's Der Spiegel, German police shot only 85 bullets in all of 2011, a stark reminder that not every country is as gun-crazy as the U.S. of A. As Boing Boing translates, most of those shots weren't even aimed people: "49 warning shots, 36 shots on suspects. 15 persons were injured, 6 were killed."

Quote
Technically, about 9,000 more shots were fired at sick and dangerous animals. (Germany, why do you kill your animals?) But since we couldn't watch the end of Old Yeller, we'll look the other way on those humanitarian shootings.

Quote
Meanwhile, in the U.S., where the population is little less than four times the size of Germany's, well, we can get to 85 in just one sitting, thank you very much. 84 shots fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, another 90 shot at one fleeing unarmed man in Los Angeles. And that was just April. So we bring you Germany's shot total in case you forgot about America shoots itself in the foot with its manic love of guns.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 13-05-2012, 22:05:20
Oh well. Yea tha's pretty much Germany. A friend of mine is policeman at the federal police. He says, when you fire a shot (he didn't for himself in action yet, but thats what they all say) you are treated like a criminal and it has to be proven in long investigations that there was a need to take the shot. Even if you shoot under obvious attack, they squeamishly determine if there was a need to take the shot.

Our country is a big pussy relating such things, but it has a lot of positive aspects.

I like the comments below the article, thanks for posting :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2012, 22:05:20
Same case in belgium

2 burglars emptied an kalashnikov and a 9mm UZI on approaching combi

Police officers fire back twice

They get charged because they fired into the "dark"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 14-05-2012, 05:05:34
Two nights ago near my neighborhood (I live near Fenerbahce Sports Clubs stadium) cops fired possibly hundreds of rounds in the air to make the football fans that were tipping over their cars scatter ;) I guess they count as registered warning shots lul

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/72934_3595409878217_1062556584_3206444_1327204438_n.jpg)

A group of football hoodlums managed to do something a bunch of movements and communist groups tried (and failed) to do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-05-2012, 07:05:37
Football hooligans are worse than communists, islamists and anarchists combined!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-05-2012, 08:05:32
Football is a form of social control. Kinda gladiator and chariot race back in Rome's glorious day.

They are kept and funded by the government to make the lifeless citizens happy. So, hooligans, yeah that's kinda the risk.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 14-05-2012, 13:05:52
I love your reasoning, well spotted :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-05-2012, 17:05:21
Turtles are badass.

(http://i.imgur.com/AJPKE.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 14-05-2012, 18:05:31
Turtles are bad drivers, one hit a tree and the other two hit each other. Or these are female turtles. Notice the pedestrian turtle trying to get away from the onslaught.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 14-05-2012, 18:05:36
No the turtle is trying to cross the street.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-05-2012, 20:05:52
No the turtle is trying to cross the street.
Clearly, it is trying to...
*glasses*
...to get to the other tide.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 14-05-2012, 20:05:07
No the turtle is trying to cross the street.
It's against the law to walk away from accidents!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-05-2012, 20:05:52
(http://i.imgur.com/snSCn.png)

"Player 3 has joined the game"
(http://i.imgur.com/8IDif.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 15-05-2012, 00:05:58
(http://i.imgur.com/J8zQY.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-05-2012, 06:05:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-05-2012, 19:05:52
LATEST UFO VIDEO ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxqR8K5k8U&feature=g-all-c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxqR8K5k8U&feature=g-all-c)
So what the hell is that at 0:48?  ???
Haven't watched it all yet....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-05-2012, 20:05:42
It's called video editing, awesome right?  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2012, 21:05:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk

He's wearing shoes with his pajamas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 15-05-2012, 23:05:54
How else will he get out of the window safely when they guy scared him? Makes sense.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nu9IPI9bqyg/SI4rihwMnII/AAAAAAAAAII/3lfAhA3TRH8/s400/beaver.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-05-2012, 11:05:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4195122_700b_v1.jpg)

EVERYONE will get an equal slice!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-05-2012, 12:05:16
Infinite energy

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-troll-science-saved-breakfast.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 18-05-2012, 05:05:16
(http://i.imgur.com/LvWyx.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-05-2012, 10:05:14
^ Apparently, God IS real. At least that's what this 10 year old kid and his Dad (who wrote a book about it) want you to believe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUGoFTfP7w&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 18-05-2012, 11:05:16
^ Apparently, God IS real. At least that's what this 10 year old kid and his Dad (who wrote a book about it) want you to believe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUGoFTfP7w&feature=related

Oh yes, a coincidence. Son of a pastor seeing heaven ;)

.. oh wow another coincidence, there's a prayer line and a daily Bible reading plan. Poor kid, someone really got in his head with that shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-05-2012, 11:05:01
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/978451110.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-05-2012, 16:05:34
HE man singing !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=g-vrec
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 19-05-2012, 13:05:53
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-05-2012, 15:05:14
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)

Well it DID say Junior wash on the sign above :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-05-2012, 23:05:46
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)

i loled :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2012, 04:05:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9VvvL_EJE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDwfeYaDIM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-05-2012, 04:05:45
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)

Well it DID say Junior wash on the sign above :P

Luckily the kid come out unharmed. It is a seriously WTF moment there, especially for the shopkeeper.

Nice idea if someone is looking for anti-smoking sign.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4212859_700b_v1.jpg)

it's shopped btw.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 20-05-2012, 09:05:32
it's shopped btw.

Wow, what gave that away...? ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-05-2012, 11:05:28
it's shopped btw.

Wow, what gave that away...? ;)
Pixels. And the fact that he has seen quite few shops in his time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 20-05-2012, 12:05:16
He was joking professor :D

Good sign though. I like it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-05-2012, 14:05:55
If I didn't put the disclaimer there, somebody will immediately purchase a ticket to somewhere in India.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 20-05-2012, 17:05:46
It's funny cos its true, atleast partly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 21-05-2012, 14:05:08
ECLIPSE! (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCr8kIzNP8SI&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcWnmCu3U09w&start2=&authorName=Eclipse)  8)

hope I done that right..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-05-2012, 01:05:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lHHNS6G5I

0:15

watch it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-05-2012, 02:05:53
And it fukken had to be Poland that can't into space.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-05-2012, 04:05:24
hahaha Polacks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-05-2012, 07:05:42
Lol, he almost got shot in the head, not a single fuck given.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 22-05-2012, 16:05:07
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar DVDs. I said "you can have Cars and Finding Nemo, but I'm never going to give you UP"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 22-05-2012, 17:05:33
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar DVDs. I said "you can have Cars and Finding Nemo, but I'm never going to give you UP"


http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-05-2012, 18:05:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-05-2012, 18:05:11
yea I like this guy

We'll bang ok ? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-05-2012, 19:05:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s
okay

this is hilarious

Jason came when he was 6 years old
shepherd=Nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-05-2012, 19:05:07
I'm already subed to this guy for a time. :)

these are his others ME3 poops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crgEIhI3y_o&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=4&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSawGT5bgdM&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=2&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWBi_7lqp4&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 23-05-2012, 02:05:23

   Always is time to view (review) Band of Brothers.

  Littel synopsis :
   
Quote from: imdb
Easy is ordered to the outskirts of Carentan to secure a larger perimeter. As they approach a large gully, they are engaged by a German armored unit. There is ample cover for both sides and a stalemate begins. But they manage to hold the line.
   
   Carentan Counter Attack
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9DkT4TmWM8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9DkT4TmWM8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-05-2012, 10:05:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711bZ_pLusQ

this is so awesome......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-05-2012, 11:05:33
Slinkies FTW!

Oh god it's so horrible! ^^
found on AVClub (http://www.avclub.com/articles/cheapest-toy-roundup-2011-edition,66822/)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 23-05-2012, 17:05:27
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/66/66822/Fishy_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg)

lol, direct copy of the '90 elefun

(http://users.telenet.be/Rachel_stofke/SpelenMetVrienden/Spelbesprekingen/img/elefun_S.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 23-05-2012, 19:05:47
This is me every day going to work

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20102733.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-05-2012, 20:05:18
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/fc568921d4696d8261b66c1fbfa6ac66.jpg?1337723557)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/7dc0953ecb660c193ce32f826df4c2fb.jpeg?1337678060)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/ad6fd4721c8ed976adc01f5a12594c25.gif?1337750792)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/41c03c3b151c165d09cbb9e226a896ea.jpg?1337757487)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/3dfaa13574598021f283b05325333230.jpg?1337751315)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-05-2012, 21:05:56
(http://i.imgur.com/fxjLt.jpg)

Someone needs to make this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 23-05-2012, 22:05:47
"Proudly presented in heterocolor" cracked me up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 23-05-2012, 22:05:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk)

HAHA! I actually picked that toy out for my nephew for Christmas last year (he was 4 yrs old)...don't judge the thing until you have one in your hands.  I had way too much fun with that thing in the store!  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 23-05-2012, 23:05:28
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8751/funnypictureshistorywhe.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 24-05-2012, 00:05:52
I would totally watch Talibannosaurus Rex. At the very least, it couldn't possibly be any worse than Battleship. Most likely, it would be better than most movies coming out nowadays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 00:05:00
I would totally watch Talibannosaurus Rex. At the very least, it couldn't possibly be any worse than Battleship. Most likely, it would be better than most movies coming out nowadays.
True exept for the avengers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 24-05-2012, 00:05:41
I said "most", not "all".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 01:05:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDTfMa5A0zg&feature=related

KILL IT WITH FIRE DAMMIT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 24-05-2012, 01:05:16
Noooo, its cute :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 01:05:49
Noooo, its cute :)
okay maybe it is

but this thing is NOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIp-d1khm_Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 24-05-2012, 01:05:02
Still cuter than the man with the giant tits that picks it up ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-05-2012, 01:05:43
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/7/2/130672_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 24-05-2012, 07:05:40
John McEnroe, why have thy gone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Nyc9jzSDg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 24-05-2012, 10:05:44
Austrians...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18036009
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 24-05-2012, 12:05:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljJVA1g72QE&feature=share


Yep I know the feel xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 24-05-2012, 16:05:18
Austrians...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18036009
You could write that about a city in every European nation, Zoo. And who are we to judge them on moaning about their place, I can understand that. It's not like Europe is going to do any better the next few years.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 24-05-2012, 16:05:35
LOL we're on page 69 ROFL LMAO sex!!11! LElelele 9gag reddith haha lololol umad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-05-2012, 16:05:46
Ironic you should say that on page 70. Even more ironic is how 9gag fit right in with the failed joke. Life's funny that way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 24-05-2012, 18:05:01
For some reason I read Biiviz's message in GlaDos's voice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-05-2012, 18:05:25
"FACT OF THE DAY There are more LEGO minifigs of characters Warwick Davis has played than any other actor!"

(https://p.twimg.com/AtrAQDKCMAAgSzs.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-05-2012, 19:05:27
Ah, the Gandalf lego is the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 23:05:25
i know you guys dont like ponies

and infact i dint saw season 2 yet

but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYrXID8S0g

Especialy the scen from 2:45 to the awesome 2:54
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 25-05-2012, 01:05:41
i know you guys dont like ponies

and infact i dint saw season 2 yet

but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYrXID8S0g

Especialy the scen from 2:45 to the awesome 5:54
That was annoying.

Anyway:

asdf movie 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnj-uiRCn8

Baby with a gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT0oUARKw68
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 25-05-2012, 02:05:18
asdf movie 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnj-uiRCn8
[/quote]

reminded me the classic of those cartoons...

REJECTED CARTOONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 25-05-2012, 11:05:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myNzwTKCfO8&feature=related

Can any history nuts confirm that Shermans came factory equipped with Coke bottle openers?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2012, 11:05:18
all the FH2 sherman models

INACCURATE!

stop all work ON EASTFRONT NOW AND FIX THIS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 25-05-2012, 12:05:40
All that weird rattling and clanking sounds when they hold and handle their guns. Always gets me weird in movies where guns make insane amount of noise even by holding them...


Anyways, mcdonalds troll by MaxismusBlack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228j9nndakY&
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-05-2012, 13:05:06
(https://p.twimg.com/AtgwYkBCIAEr_oW.jpg:large)

"Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless."


(You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-05-2012, 14:05:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myNzwTKCfO8&feature=related

Can any history nuts confirm that Shermans came factory equipped with Coke bottle openers?  :P
Why wouldn't I be surprised...

Probably, knowing americans, they welded something on to use as a bottle opener
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-05-2012, 14:05:18
Yes, thank God Russia is starting an arms race again! I haven't been sleeping knowing their navy wasn't capable of attacking.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-05-2012, 15:05:50
i know you guys dont like ponies

and infact i dint saw season 2 yet

but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYrXID8S0g

Especialy the scen from 2:45 to the awesome 2:54

I love ponies, but this is like chewing 100 gumballs at once, washing it away with coke, my teeth being filed off with a blunt instrument and my ears being pierced by a screwdriver.

Put this on my head for 30 minutes and I will spill everything. I'd rather get waterboarded ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 25-05-2012, 16:05:53
http://dailyotter.org/

the URL says it all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 25-05-2012, 17:05:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc
1) Rammstein is so fucking good
2) Those kids rules! The drummer especially.

Apparently Rammstein liked them too and invited them to open one of their concerts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TjgeTCOoMM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 25-05-2012, 19:05:00
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4275992_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 25-05-2012, 19:05:35
I will always love Quino <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-05-2012, 15:05:19
A fun day in Croatia
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 26-05-2012, 18:05:13
Haha, nice ! People are crazy =D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 27-05-2012, 02:05:00
I considered these really cute:

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-355728-galleryV9-zheq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 27-05-2012, 04:05:40
The right one is peeing in the pool. He has the face!

Beautiful picture. They are really enjoying themselves :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-05-2012, 15:05:56
HOLY SHIT, THEZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 27-05-2012, 17:05:17
 :-X

I could not really figure who they brought to the hospital. The policeman killed the maneater and then there was a second person who got to hospital around the maneater or was the faceless victim still alive ? D:

I wonder the policeman had to kill that maneater though. Pepper spray and shots to the legs or arms would have been enough ? (in Germany the policeman would have been arrested, had this discussion earlier though)

Quite awful stuff there D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 27-05-2012, 17:05:14
Since when have pepper spray and hits to the limbs stopped a zombie? The article says that the zombie kept on eating the face even after he was shot.

Time to stock up on canned food and ammunition, Z-Day is upon us. Fortunantely, it's on the other side of the Atlantic, it's not like the zombies can swim across the pond, it would take at least one infected passenger on an airpl... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-05-2012, 17:05:21
Booked tickets to Madagascar. Have a nice world end, bitches.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-05-2012, 17:05:42
Some people here eat corpses in order to possess the power to become rich.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2012, 20:05:16
HOLY SHIT, THEZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
i WARNED YA! DINT I WARNED YA?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-05-2012, 23:05:47
Guys I'm going to be real honest here. I think the police man was SCARED THE FUCK OUT so that's why he shot him hahahaha. I think he saw and heard so many zombies stuff that he believed that man to be one hahah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-05-2012, 00:05:23
(http://i.imgur.com/8TnI0.jpg)

edit: resized
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-05-2012, 00:05:51
Why is it so small?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 28-05-2012, 11:05:18
Argh, hurts to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeE-eAVQuEA&feature=g-u-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 28-05-2012, 13:05:34
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2012, 13:05:45
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ
fantastic

simply brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 28-05-2012, 13:05:38
Awesome, thanks for posting ! I really hope this gets some fame on the internet...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-05-2012, 13:05:35
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ

Best portrayal of Origin ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-05-2012, 15:05:38
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ

Quote
based on a true story.

So true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-05-2012, 15:05:05
Why everyone picked on EA, while there is Activision, whoring out FPS genre to insanity out there. It is true they have good games released like Prototypes, but EA also have something like Bulletstorm, while not that good either.

And... Ubisoft... the game company that suspects every customers are criminal pirates and punish them unnecessarily with stupid DRMs. Not to mention their notorious buggy game release (even far worse than EA).

What's good about EA? At least they include new stuffs in their free game patches. (although they are still evil for that massive DLC sellouts, portrayed precisely by that video)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-05-2012, 16:05:47
The thing is nobody except the stupid COD fanboys care about Activision...

And yeah Ubisoft's policy sucks too. But I guess people just got over it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 28-05-2012, 16:05:13
EA even confessed that they killed Bullfrog Productions, my favourite game developers.
http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html (http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html)
They made great games with new gameplay ideas like Populous, Syndicate, Flying Carpet and Dungeon Keeper.
I loved them all and still play Populous II with DosBox today from time to time, owning my enemies minions with fire rain and tornadoes :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2012, 17:05:18
Well EA is making less and less money every year ...

What would happen if a company like EA went bankrupt? will the series it represent dissapear?

Dead space is an universe i would love to keep seeing(deadspace 3 will be released in march 2013 btw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-05-2012, 18:05:15
So I watched a few short films on YT last night, here are a few that I liked:
Mytho Logique (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lBfhWUmRY)
Big Catch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzzmop7ae0I)
Ritterschlag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7lsbwm-dvc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 29-05-2012, 05:05:45
I like the spongebob voiceovers the best

Is a great video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-05-2012, 05:05:20
EA even confessed that they killed Bullfrog Productions, my favourite game developers.
http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html (http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html)
They made great games with new gameplay ideas like Populous, Syndicate, Flying Carpet and Dungeon Keeper.
I loved them all and still play Populous II with DosBox today from time to time, owning my enemies minions with fire rain and tornadoes :)

I like Populous: The Beginning too. They are fun games combining many elements together, which gives you freedom of choice.

EA exploited Jane's Combat Simulation series too much after too many arcadey game releases, and perfecting the last F/A-18. And also Maxis games... killing its fanbase by dumbingdown its platform, e.g. like succeeding Simcity 4 with Simcity Societies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-05-2012, 13:05:38
This discussion's too serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsWZsdADv8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 29-05-2012, 23:05:18
This discussion's too serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsWZsdADv8
That boy ain't right...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-05-2012, 23:05:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I

Time for bedtime with samuel L jackson
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 30-05-2012, 12:05:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AleYSkW2LoQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 30-05-2012, 18:05:04
This aint funny. In fact this is shit. I just leave this here to annoy our Tiger-hating brony Theta0!

(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad2b2e3707a544ab37f791e547e40a99/23021%2520-%25203rd_reich%2520artist%253Atensaioni%2520Crew%2520german%2520meme%2520Nazi_germany%2520Pzkfw%2520tank%2520tiger%2520VI%2520World_War_II%2520wwii.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-05-2012, 19:05:32
(http://alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=166425&stc=1&d=1328425740)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-05-2012, 19:05:15
This aint funny. In fact this is shit. I just leave this here to annoy our Tiger-hating brony Theta0!

(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad2b2e3707a544ab37f791e547e40a99/23021%2520-%25203rd_reich%2520artist%253Atensaioni%2520Crew%2520german%2520meme%2520Nazi_germany%2520Pzkfw%2520tank%2520tiger%2520VI%2520World_War_II%2520wwii.png)
thats well made
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 30-05-2012, 19:05:11
Russian bartending (or Ukraine?), but this time, not with blood, guts and puke! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE&feature=related)

Also, the presenting lady backstage... who cares about blondes! Prrrr
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-05-2012, 19:05:07
Why the ponies are always depicted on the losers' side?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 30-05-2012, 19:05:47
Because they are there to help? :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 30-05-2012, 20:05:51
Why the ponies are always depicted on the losers' evil side?  ;D

 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-05-2012, 22:05:10
'merica http://youtu.be/W2EQUq8dKd8?t=4m22s (http://youtu.be/W2EQUq8dKd8?t=4m22s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-05-2012, 02:05:35
God, how I hate those damn ponies. And I dont need anyone to tolerate me. It just bothers me that a bunch of grown up adult men see a girl show...made for them and all the stupid threads and art...just like that one up there. It's just made to annoy, not friendship at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 31-05-2012, 02:05:20
I feel the same way. I am losing faith in humanity, knowing there are grown up people watching this. Do what you like to do, dear pony fans, I won't stop shaking my head and asking myself where society has brought the human being...

I know, well I hope, these guys here are just posting pony stuff because it's so retarded that it's actually funny to them. Thats the lesser evil of the two, but still: Shame on you !

Requesting browser game: Spawning as Wesley Snipes, annihilating those fuckin ponies with a chainsaw, fuck yea !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 31-05-2012, 03:05:38
It just bothers me that a bunch of grown up adult men see a girl show...
You do realize that's sexist? "It just bothers me that a 13-year old girl likes Rambo, they should like girl programs."

Someone linked a live stream of MLP, I watched 1½ episodes, and got bored. But I definitely realized why people find it a good series.

In the end I just love the lulz and raging the whole MLP-meme has created. If I were 10 years younger I'd prob enjoy the show as much as I enjoyed PPG & Foster's Home 10 years ago (all three created by the same person)

(http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/thumb/133715887573s.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2012, 03:05:35
It amuses me just how easy it is to start a heated debate with the mention of a single TV show.  I personally have not watched it, nor do I intend to (it would contradict my rule about not watching anything new if I've already seen any of the associated R34).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-05-2012, 03:05:17
In the end I just love the lulz and raging the whole MLP-meme has created. If I were 10 years younger I'd prob enjoy the show as much as I enjoyed PPG & Foster's Home 10 years ago (all three created by the same person)

I did saw foster's home, and I still like it. And PPG was never meant to be for girls. I did saw it, through all my childhood. The merchandise was aimed at girls, but the series was never girly. It has tons of action and tons of ass kicking which I loved, plus wonderful drawings and designs that were innovative for a cartoon...although I always found their fist hands very funny.

That series was created by Tartakovsky , a master and veteran in animation. He also created other good shows like Samurai Jack, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Dexter Laboratory.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-05-2012, 08:05:53
SWCW good? Horse shit.


Anyway, talk about ponies and what not at RU instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 31-05-2012, 09:05:15
Does anyone remember Cow & Chicken and Johny Bravo?

Cartoons are made by grown ups and often have a second meaning to them so I don't see a problem with anyone watching the show. More so if it has good animation and well designed characters. I think about watching an episode or two but probably won't find the time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 31-05-2012, 09:05:56
Johnny Bravo is da man!
Quote
The misadventures of a dumb blond egomanaic who is deluded about his own manliness.
(http://www.spoki.lv/upload/articles/16/168804/images/_origin_Multenes-ko-1.jpeg)
Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?
[grabs a phone]
Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 09:05:37
My little Pony Fim is one of the few shows wich really allow both parents and children to watch it alike

The series itself is actually fun to watch, especialy drunk with some friends.


bronies are just people who really enjoy the show and make art and shit


but a chosen few are just
Sick
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4329919_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-05-2012, 10:05:22
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/evolution_of_handgun.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 12:05:20
No Mauser C96?

What a list...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-05-2012, 12:05:29
Yeah, I don't know what they based the choices on, but at least it serves as a distraction.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 31-05-2012, 13:05:54
S&W Model 500 most powerful production handgun? I'd say not as powerful as Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeifer_Zeliska_.600_Nitro_Express_revolver) :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 13:05:16
But it's American!

And don't we all know what's really the most powerful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 31-05-2012, 13:05:38
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/faa97_z8vwu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 31-05-2012, 14:05:44
but a chosen few are just
Sick
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4329919_700b.jpg)

It's a hole for puppeteer's hand... obviously.

sarcasm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 31-05-2012, 16:05:44
While I personally just shake my head at the brony-community I wont try to show them that they are complete fools, let them be. One day when their drug and alcohol addictions fade they all go ''Oh my God, what the fuck was I doing?". Until that day, let them be. As long as they don't rub those damn ponies in my face.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 16:05:53
(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/2da29dbc5841e00753945e2d34378614/84740%20-%20M1A2_Abrams%20artist%3Acontrail09%20fluttershy%20gun%20helmet%20rarity%20soldier%20tank%20twilight_sparkle%20uniform.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-05-2012, 16:05:11
Stop horsing around eh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FcJ1p0jsmM&feature=player_detailpage#t=219s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FcJ1p0jsmM&feature=player_detailpage#t=219s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 31-05-2012, 16:05:54
What is it with british comedy and pantomime horses? That show, monty python feautres one from time to time, QI mentions it more than one times

While on the topic, one of my favourite MP scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVJ-W6LioB8

"Mais... ou somme les baggage? les voyageurs?", and how Palin can't stop himself from laughing after putting the moustache on cleese, priceless


Edit:
Also, if you ever need to be cheered up, watch this classic clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnkeR-LhDBY
Always makes me giggle
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-05-2012, 16:05:32
True, it's pure genius.
About the horse: probably it's a thing that produces the most legendary jokes, like Biggus Dickus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 17:05:41
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/986881740.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 18:05:29
But the question is=What is a brony?

I think the show is nice, but thats really it.
I know guys who have spended hundreds of euros on merchandise.
Then i know a sweet girl, who makes bathrobes and clothes inspired by these ponies for her own use. And i have to say=a job bloody well done
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 31-05-2012, 18:05:44
i dont even whatch the show but im tempted to post ponny images just to piss off the haters xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 18:05:52
Same, it's funny to see how crown men fear cartoon ponies ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 19:05:41
more powerfull then nuclear weapons
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2012, 19:05:48
But the question is=What is a brony?
A specific form of the common furry, homo pilum equum.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-05-2012, 22:05:41
Oh man, I went back in time just a minute ago when my brother linked me this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsY1cppie0

Damn I remember when we saw this video years ago.  I think we will live at least 100 years old with all the laughing we did. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 31-05-2012, 23:05:14
But the question is=What is a brony?
A specific form of the common furry, homo pilum equum.

Bronies =/= furries, though there is a much...looked down upon segment of brony art in the furry fandom.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 23:05:23
rule 34 destroyed everything
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 31-05-2012, 23:05:00
Cant we just all get along and start posting more on-topic content?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2012, 23:05:51
But the question is=What is a brony?
A specific form of the common furry, homo pilum equum.

Bronies =/= furries, though there is a much...looked down upon segment of brony art in the furry fandom.
This is why I like this reasoning, since it is both semantically correct and makes members of both groups butthurt.

On a lighter note:
(http://i.imgur.com/x75qD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PyFjc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/u3gmy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 01-06-2012, 00:06:48
Haha, Feathers McGraw is on it  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 01-06-2012, 02:06:46
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201433-1/Ferrari-Tbone-car-accident.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201259-1/Passenger-pillow-yoink.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201088-1/Driving-sofa-chair-haters.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201132-1/Problem-trollface-fans.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200964-1/Bear-crashes-school.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/179965-3/Brother-crashes-party-John-Deere.gif?)
 
How to overcome on the highways in the Russian Way
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200745-1/Merging-road-rage-traffic.gif?)

Ah... and for those Pony Lovers
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201297-1/Unicorn-farts.gif?)

Now i have to eliminate this thread
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200613-1/Atomic-test-radiation-exposure.gif?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-06-2012, 05:06:55
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201433-1/Ferrari-Tbone-car-accident.gif?)

This is a recent accident in Singapore, when a newly rich Chinese financial industry yuppie speeding in a Ferrari and kill the poor cab driver.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ferrari-crash-fuels-singapore-anti-foreign-sentiment-193659157.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 01-06-2012, 13:06:04
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kill_hitler.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 02-06-2012, 17:06:18
Made me giggle

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4353561_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 03-06-2012, 17:06:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8&noredirect=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 03-06-2012, 22:06:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Mbl-0Jrwo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 03-06-2012, 23:06:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Mbl-0Jrwo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcJJfhdf_o

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-06-2012, 00:06:42
Are you a hacker?  Check the 10 points in this list (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html) to find out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 00:06:12
http://youtu.be/-HkFq79tk4w

that akward moment when you forget you are australian
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-06-2012, 00:06:34
still a classic

(http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/21173/spiderman%20favorite%20rice%20uncle%20bens.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 04-06-2012, 08:06:13
Oh Lufty thats fucked up  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 04-06-2012, 12:06:19
http://youtu.be/-HkFq79tk4w

that akward moment when you forget you are australian

Wait, what?! Jef Major is Australian?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 16:06:11
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/sportswear/french-sports-shorts-lubricious-white/_3760SMPLY
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/funny-and-useful/swedish-commando-underpants-navy-model-used/_2WG0WZ7BN
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/mid-layer/swedish-cold-weather-liner-uniform-jacket-used/_3E00TOET9


This finnish site is bloody hilarious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-06-2012, 17:06:11
How about this then.
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/berets-and-side-caps/jna-genocide-beret-unissued/_3HM0PON5K
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 04-06-2012, 17:06:49
http://www.varusteleka.com/product.php?show=_35S0YAZQR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 18:06:07
How about this then.
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/berets-and-side-caps/jna-genocide-beret-unissued/_3HM0PON5K
;D  ye flippy sended it trough this morning, i half died of laughing

http://www.varusteleka.com/product.php?show=_35S0YAZQR
Finalnd sounds like an amazing place!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 04-06-2012, 18:06:06
Finns...lovely ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 04-06-2012, 18:06:46
Hovercat is watching you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 22:06:35
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545189_10150820261486776_520818887_n.jpg)


meanwhile on finnish marathons
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-06-2012, 01:06:21
Hovercat is watching you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY)

Well, considering that we eat animals and also pad them to decorate a wall or to put them into museums, this might be acceptable. But I think it is really bad taste.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-06-2012, 01:06:57
HOLY SHIT, THEZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

So funny!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-06-2012, 16:06:19
Hovercat is watching you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY)

Well, considering that we eat animals and also pad them to decorate a wall or to put them into museums, this might be acceptable. But I think it is really bad taste.
I apologize for my countrymen. Though I admit that I laughed when I saw the first image of Orville the helicopter cat. Still sad for the cat.

Want to see more animal cruelty in the name of 'art' in the Netherlands? Search for 'tinkerbell dutch artist'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 05-06-2012, 16:06:59
Opinions split about this guy, I like this episode though. It's actually awesome !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u)

The announcement at the end made me even more happy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-06-2012, 18:06:11
Come back here once he post his Hellcat video too  ;D


Also would be cool if he had said that the M5 wasn't a super power full tanks against PZ IVs and up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-06-2012, 18:06:56
I'll eat my hat if that car wasn't full of that tanerite explosive he uses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-06-2012, 19:06:47
I'll eat my hat if that car wasn't full of that tanerite explosive he uses.
He said so in the video :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-06-2012, 19:06:21
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546365_10150894690429055_745354054_9863203_1000231361_n.jpg)

I found the solution, i am an idiot for not seeing it sooner, took me a bit to find.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-06-2012, 19:06:39
^ The more education you have the more obvious things escape you...


Opinions split about this guy, I like this episode though. It's actually awesome !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u)


I need to get myself one of these... Might be useful in the zombie apocalypse :P

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-06-2012, 20:06:11
2581 = 2581, all the previous ones are wrong. :D
I "think" i found the solution, but I'm not sure.

@Lucky
I'd rather have a Hellcat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-06-2012, 20:06:16
Found the anwser, took me a while.


Answer is here, I put it on pastebin, since this forums has no spoiler tags :

http://pastebin.com/aERKZ5ee

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-06-2012, 20:06:39

@Lucky
I'd rather have a Hellcat.

Hellcat is open-topped... You don't want mindless zombies gnawing at you, don't you?
And having a coax MG (and a giant shotgun  :P) is always a plus...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-06-2012, 21:06:11
Found the anwser, took me a while.


Answer is here, I put it on pastebin, since this forums has no spoiler tags :

http://pastebin.com/aERKZ5ee

Yeah, correct.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-06-2012, 21:06:19

@Lucky
I'd rather have a Hellcat.

Hellcat is open-topped... You don't want mindless zombies gnawing at you, don't you?
And having a coax MG (and a giant shotgun  :P) is always a plus...
Yeah but... THE SPEEED!
Guess I'd just die in style
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 05-06-2012, 21:06:15
with that speed you'll squish every zombie you come across. in style. with guns blazing and your surviving mates firing small arms from the turret.

I'd take that over any car.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-06-2012, 21:06:19
you can easily weld a top over the hellcat

And post war the 76mm gun also got canister shells

37mm canister or 76mm canister?
What do you want? :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-06-2012, 21:06:02
I found THIS. For those who don't follow AP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kfTS1qFyglQ#!
For someone who knows shit about modding (like me) thats pretty damn impressive!
I really like the scope effect at 1:44. Hope that mod gets some popularity so i can play it online when its released.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-06-2012, 22:06:00
^Old, it has already been released, but it seems to have died out fast... Only a few servers still running it.

you can easily weld a top over the hellcat

And post war the 76mm gun also got canister shells

37mm canister or 76mm canister?
What do you want? :)

Alright you win, the Hellcat is more accesible to me anyway in case of a zombie apocalypse (there's one in a museum some 150 km from here)... For a Stuart I'd have to go all the way to the Belgrade museum :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 05-06-2012, 22:06:37
 I was just searching on the War, and ended up searching on the Railway Cannons (Dora & Gustav).
 
   Seriously they were indeed abominable and Colossal.

   A Video of the gun in action (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxykqgRodTc)

   (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/DoraVSScarab.svg)

   (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/80cm_Gustav_shell.jpg/488px-80cm_Gustav_shell.jpg)

  (http://imgs.obviousmag.org/archives/uploads/2010/10012406_obviousmag.org_dora.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-06-2012, 23:06:06
collosal?yes
Usefull?

Questionable
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-06-2012, 23:06:32
collosal?yes
Usefull?

Questionable
But big gun make big boom good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-06-2012, 00:06:00
collosal?yes
Usefull?

Questionable
But big gun make big boom good!
thats why i say questionable!
IT SAYS KAABLOEEEEEWWIIIE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 06-06-2012, 00:06:11
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3343/africa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 06-06-2012, 05:06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP8RuD3TG1A

Swedes.... >_>

The poster's channel has videos of it in speed runs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 06-06-2012, 21:06:45
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-06-2012, 21:06:18
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)
(http://houston.culturemap.com/site_media/uploads/photos/2010-07-12/Village_People_YMCA_video_still.350w_263h.jpg)
Yep, today is 168 years of the YMCA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 06-06-2012, 21:06:09
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)

Why yes, in 1752 1/3 of moscow burnt down, which was about ~18,000 houses. RIP
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2012, 21:06:53
"When the doctor tells me to turn my head and cough, I refuse. Instead, I gaze deeply into his cobalt blue eyes as he cups my scrotum." -- Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-06-2012, 22:06:56
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)

Guess what movie is on the national TV today...  Hint: it's so popular over here the devs even made a map for it... ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-06-2012, 22:06:48
Must be La bataille de Tobrouk!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-06-2012, 21:06:26
Here's some good old Walt Disney propaganda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 07-06-2012, 22:06:29
Check out the site of this guy Sergey Larenkov. He's taking pictures of certain places and mixing with classic photos of the Second World War. And are doing a great job.

   http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/ (http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/)

Some photos: Big Photos

Quote
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sergey_larenkov/pic/000e32tt)

Quote
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sergey_larenkov/pic/000d24s2)

Quote
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sergey_larenkov/pic/000c3h7s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-06-2012, 23:06:03
Here's some good old Walt Disney propaganda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i5RZLQ3xg
^love this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV65XRN1lU0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EImx-r_kMxA
^This one is also very awesome

and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5hxlEk-KI&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-06-2012, 23:06:10
I like this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQsOOfU59SM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-06-2012, 00:06:32
NASA provides rare images of transit of Venus http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/nasa-provides-rare-images-transit-venus-144840865.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/nasa-provides-rare-images-transit-venus-144840865.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-06-2012, 00:06:05
I had some lol's.

Video Game High School (VGHS) : Ep. 1  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=1JqR3GVqib4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-06-2012, 16:06:15
Meanwhile in america

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4419252_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 17:06:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4420985_700b.jpg)

just because :]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-06-2012, 17:06:30
I continue my unabashed hatred of 9gag. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 08-06-2012, 17:06:21
no wonder with such utter bullshite
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 19:06:51
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4422709_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4422310_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4422713_700b.jpg)

oh yes :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-06-2012, 19:06:49
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-06-2012, 19:06:04
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???
Dunno, personal health insurance is expensive in the US.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-06-2012, 20:06:39
We had been joking around about this on Mumble when playing DotA2, and apparently others have as well and finally took it all the way...


The hero 'Lich' has a voice command where he says "My soul is black":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU_2kSZKJs

:)


/edit: Spelling error
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-06-2012, 21:06:35
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???

Health provider's give a family insurance plan.  Thus, her health insurance covers her adopted children.  However, because she and her gf can't marry, that family plan doesn't count, as she it not considered family.  Yet another reason to legalize gay marriage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-06-2012, 21:06:04
I don't see why it is such a big deal (TO not legalize). Sheesh, even in the bible if you know what you're reading, we are not under the law which would consider gay a sin (AFAIK).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 21:06:33
problem is most american biblereaders dont know what they are doing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-06-2012, 21:06:43
Sort of confused as to what you're trying to say there. o.=.O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-06-2012, 22:06:19
People who mix religion and politics and use religion to oppress others are generally quite deranged in the head.


Something completely different, guess what this is:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/iz/lsy/t17j/454525/normal_991681825.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-06-2012, 22:06:49
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???

Health provider's give a family insurance plan.  Thus, her health insurance covers her adopted children.  However, because she and her gf can't marry, that family plan doesn't count, as she it not considered family.  Yet another reason to legalize gay marriage.

What a brave thing of her to do, not taking any insurance for the fight of equal rights!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-06-2012, 23:06:07
Her girlfriend could've given her money and she could have gotten her own insurance? I am a great supporter of civil rights but this argument is just silly, to gather pity from other people..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 23:06:43
or maybe just use a social security health care system, like the rest of the civilized world
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 09-06-2012, 00:06:09
Or the fact that hospitals in the USA have to give treatment, especially emergency treatment, regardless of if you have insurance.

Anyways, the REAL hospital argument in gay marriage is that, since civil unions and etc are not considered family, you are not allowed to visit, stay in for surgeries or such, or really have any contact with a patient outside of visitor hours.  You are also unable to ride in the ambulance or such, in order to tell EMT's about allergies or such.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 09-06-2012, 06:06:04
People who mix religion and politics and use religion to oppress others are generally quite deranged in the head.


Something completely different, guess what this is:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/iz/lsy/t17j/454525/normal_991681825.jpg)

You really want the answer? Winds to the top right, screws on bottom center, hole in the bottom center and wood bodywork one can only call it something you make music with ;)

Could look like anything to the imagination however.

EDIT: In all honesty when I first looked at it I thought of a sauna, no idea why.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-06-2012, 07:06:53
First of what I thought of was a sauna too, but now that you mention it's a guitar interior - I say acoustic, not classic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-06-2012, 11:06:36
i respect religion


nah fuck it, im done with this whole switzerland thing=Religion SUCKS


(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4426681_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 09-06-2012, 12:06:55
Pretty cool pic, Thorondor. My first guess was "Sauna!", too. :D

Anyway, Koreas new rockstar erm, great leader with his groupies:
(http://imgnews.naver.net/image/025/2012/06/07/htm_20120607144512m180m263_0_20120607164708.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 09-06-2012, 17:06:47
It's worse than with Justin Bieber
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-06-2012, 17:06:27
Pretty cool pic, Thorondor. My first guess was "Sauna!", too. :D

Anyway, Koreas new rockstar erm, great leader with his groupies:
(http://imgnews.naver.net/image/025/2012/06/07/htm_20120607144512m180m263_0_20120607164708.jpg)

those poor kids will be executed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 10-06-2012, 11:06:23
Are they "crying" because of the "honour" to meet him ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-06-2012, 12:06:49
At least I see one girl, second to the left of Kim Jong Un, which is unclear if she's crying or happy, but we saw tears streaming.

In a country where your thoughts are tightly controlled by the government, when you see one guy crying, then the big brother approves it, you'll immediately follow suit and compete to cry as the best as you can to gain his attention. I've been through that sort of ass-kissing contest.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 10-06-2012, 15:06:06
9gag fails in so many ways

(http://i.imgur.com/GkENl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-06-2012, 18:06:46
Trololo Igor Presnyakov style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ffMnFCydk&feature=g-u-u)

FPSRussias Hellcat video is up! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhSYDZy2Yc&feature=g-ent)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-06-2012, 20:06:19
Gets access to fastest TD of WWII. Only shoots its gun (which wasn't amazing or something)
FAIL.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 10-06-2012, 21:06:22
9gag fails in so many ways

Le, LE, LE, LE LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEELELELELELELELELELELE

TRILLION OF PAINT FACES.

9gag makes me rage at their jokes. Cant they just say a normal joke properly?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-06-2012, 21:06:43
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443011_700b_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444965_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443677_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443359_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444966_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4445034_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444257_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4445108_700b_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444967_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443587_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4445035_700b.jpg)

enjoy  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:27
How about posting something funny for a change?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:29
9Gag has 70% trash but 30% good things

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-06-2012, 21:06:56
Could not locate funny.

Quote
9Gag has 70% trash but 30% good things

Yet to see that 30% then.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:44
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4432283_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:02
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4432283_460s_v1.jpg)
"On a scale from 1 to terrible, that's like.. Michael Jackson terrible." -Batman
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-06-2012, 21:06:02
How about posting something funny for a change?

those are funny .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:37
How about posting something funny for a change?

those are funny .
Not that's funny! Good job ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-06-2012, 22:06:23
:D

continuing with le fun:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444265_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444715_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444426_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 22:06:06
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4441425_700b.jpg)

you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-06-2012, 22:06:26
No.

I'd give these guys however:

(http://i.imgur.com/LnU37.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 22:06:01
i these guys however?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-06-2012, 23:06:02
See edit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 11-06-2012, 03:06:22
This video made ma a better person :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-06-2012, 03:06:51
This video made ma a better person :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8
that was actually really cool
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 11-06-2012, 09:06:57
[img]
you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)

Nah, no cudos from me, they're on a boat. Our Orange friends can't get to them,so it's easy to swing that flag. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 11-06-2012, 19:06:29
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 11-06-2012, 19:06:37
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s


Mmmh yeah, can watch that with muted sound and its enjoyable. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-06-2012, 20:06:24
Suddenly, I am now a dolphins fan!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 11-06-2012, 20:06:05
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s


Hey I just raped you

And it was crazy

So delete my number

AND KEEP THE BABY !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-06-2012, 21:06:34
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s


Mmmh yeah, can watch that with muted sound and its enjoyable. :)
^this


ELLOOOO frauleins!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 11-06-2012, 21:06:01
Solutions for everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ezVib_giTFo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 11-06-2012, 21:06:55
This would make my life sooooo easy. Just take my money already!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-06-2012, 22:06:28
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s

Underwater boob is my new favorite!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-06-2012, 19:06:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUwmZS2gug&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-06-2012, 02:06:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJey74gmkLY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 13-06-2012, 05:06:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6wo_XTuw0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 13-06-2012, 05:06:20
Hell-arious tgs podcast breakdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK8l6Q5BAkM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 13-06-2012, 13:06:21
Amazing Police Chase! (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2174751/cbb14b43/kleinste_pliesie_achtervolging_evah.html)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-06-2012, 14:06:57
Guys, please post a description or at least a name for your videos, otherwise, why bother checking?

I wanna know if it's relevanttomyinterests.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 13-06-2012, 15:06:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4441425_700b.jpg)

you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)

Typical 9gag trash. Why? It's fake. That picture is from 2008 and the flag was German.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 13-06-2012, 15:06:31
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4441425_700b.jpg)

you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)

Typical 9gag trash. Why? It's fake. That picture is from 2008 and the flag was German.
Find and post the original then. It'll fit great for tonight
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-06-2012, 16:06:39
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/German-Dutch_rivalry.jpg/800px-German-Dutch_rivalry.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 13-06-2012, 16:06:22
Can't believe people bought that though, typical architecture, the text Swiss Chalet on the building on the left and the Swiss and Italian flag on the right.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-06-2012, 19:06:12
ah ah ah ,

you didn't say the magic word !

http://nedry.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2012, 19:06:22
ah ah ah ,

you didn't say the magic word !

http://nedry.ytmnd.com/
[samuelL]DAYUMMM i hate this hacker crap![/samuelL]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-06-2012, 19:06:29
ah ah ah ,

you didn't say the magic word !

http://nedry.ytmnd.com/

DENNIS (Fat guy from Jurassic Park)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4iTHzF2Qvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-06-2012, 20:06:33
Newman :I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98dai6CC5BA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 13-06-2012, 23:06:46
Yogscast go sailing - "FUCK YOU!!!":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anRWwdaS7s&feature=player_detailpage#t=75s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-06-2012, 16:06:21
(http://i.imgur.com/H1kdR.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-06-2012, 19:06:02
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer  ;D

Love this:

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/60896000/jpg/_60896332_ie7taxpopup.jpg) (http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18440979)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2012, 15:06:55
People use internet explorer?


http://dagobah.net/flash/Struttin.swf

CYLONS! I WARNED YA! dint i warned ya??.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-06-2012, 17:06:03
http://dagobah.net/flash/Struttin.swf

CYLONS! I WARNED YA! dint i warned ya??.
Fun stuff.


Rewatched a classic I haven't seen since 2008. Super Mario Brothers - Frustration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8
It's still surprisingly funny :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 15-06-2012, 20:06:04
CYLONS! I WARNED YA! dint i warned ya??.
Better. BattleMechs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-06-2012, 23:06:02
Not funny per se, but cool nonetheless:
9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped (http://www.theworldgeography.com/2012/06/9-abandoned-islands-where-time-has.html)
Quote
Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.

Pretty cool stuff. Especially that Japanese island.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 15-06-2012, 23:06:30
Not funny per se, but cool nonetheless:
9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped (http://www.theworldgeography.com/2012/06/9-abandoned-islands-where-time-has.html)
Quote
Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.

Pretty cool stuff. Especially that Japanese island.

Awesome, i love abandoned places, the abandoned island with an old hospital reminds me of a Resident Evil: Outbreak scenario, an old hospital in the middle of a forest. They are all perfect places for a STALKER-like game!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-06-2012, 01:06:57
There are another 32 pictures of Hashima Island here:

http://einestages.spiegel.de/external/ShowTopicAlbumBackgroundXXL/a5562/l0/l0/F.html#featuredEntry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 16-06-2012, 01:06:54
There are another 32 pictures of Hashima Island here:

http://einestages.spiegel.de/external/ShowTopicAlbumBackgroundXXL/a5562/l0/l0/F.html#featuredEntry




I wonder if you would get special powers if picture #18  bit you??

 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 12:06:04
Not funny per se, but cool nonetheless:
9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped (http://www.theworldgeography.com/2012/06/9-abandoned-islands-where-time-has.html)
Quote
Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.

Pretty cool stuff. Especially that Japanese island.
If i ever win euromillions, i am so buying the japanese island for airsoft and reenactment purposes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-06-2012, 13:06:02
Finnish Army - turning boys into men...?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151826060260562

Caution: explicit lyrics
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 13:06:34
Finnish Army - turning boys into men...?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151826060260562

Caution: explicit lyrics
this is
brilliant

and much better lyrics then todays songs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 16-06-2012, 14:06:10
Haha, really awesome !These lyrics are great :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 14:06:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1Nff6jgjo&feature=player_embedded

Hi-fucking-larious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 16-06-2012, 14:06:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkgoSOSGrx4

OMG how come I never heard of this gadget before?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2012, 16:06:03
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/worldflags

I challenge you people: Get better than my 138 (old: 129) correct!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-06-2012, 18:06:14
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/worldflags

I challenge you people: Get better than my 129 correct!
I gave up with 6 minutes left, 68 correct.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 18:06:14
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4483897_700b.jpg)

Flippy, how did that plan turned out on ya?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-06-2012, 20:06:50
http://www.neoteo.com/battlestar-galactica-blood-chrome-trailer

Oh My Fracking God(s)!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 16-06-2012, 20:06:24
Looks great doesn't it! I like the song underneath  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 17-06-2012, 02:06:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u) It's Nerd³ again and I laughed like I rarely do by watching a youtube video. 30 minutes of great entertainement and a great game !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-06-2012, 21:06:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs

Amazing thing=The piece of shrapnel that landed right near clint........wassent fake or scripted...

god this was a REAL movie!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-06-2012, 21:06:44
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/rage%20guy%20comics/grand/it%27s-a-fap-rage-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-167.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 17-06-2012, 22:06:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u) It's Nerd³ again and I laughed like I rarely do by watching a youtube video. 30 minutes of great entertainement and a great game !
I love this!

8:41 "Okay time to build something a bit more sensible I feel.  DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 17-06-2012, 23:06:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs

Amazing thing=The piece of shrapnel that landed right near clint........wassent fake or scripted...

god this was a REAL movie!

The best movie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-06-2012, 14:06:57
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/rage%20guy%20comics/grand/it%27s-a-fap-rage-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-167.jpg)
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I am laughing. Ha. Ha Ha.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-06-2012, 14:06:21
(http://i.imgur.com/mXcQV.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-06-2012, 18:06:25
http://www.neoteo.com/battlestar-galactica-blood-chrome-trailer

Oh My Fracking God(s)!!
The lords of Kobol have heard my PRAYERS!

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4518693_460s.jpg)


One can only fear

what finland has
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-06-2012, 18:06:48
The Greenland shark is poisonous only when fresh. The hákarl dish is quite safe due to the process.

And Finns just eat raw fish.

Finland --> Raw fish
Sweden ---------------> Fermented herring
Iceland --------------------------------------------------------------------> Rotten shark
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 18-06-2012, 18:06:54
(http://i.imgur.com/mXcQV.jpg)

still a better dj than Skrillex  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-06-2012, 18:06:13
The Greenland shark is poisonous only when fresh. The hákarl dish is quite safe due to the process.

And Finns just eat raw fish.

Finland --> Raw fish
Sweden ---------------> Fermented herring
Iceland --------------------------------------------------------------------> Rotten shark

What raw fish are you referring to?

/Edit: Oh, right. Cured Salmon. Love that stuff. They do eat it in the rest of the Nordic countries too. Just like pickled herring is eaten here too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-06-2012, 20:06:57
(http://i.imgur.com/mXcQV.jpg)
Awesome  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-06-2012, 21:06:34
studying for an exam .. was looking for how medicine for pompe disease where made, ended up with this ... simply disgusting..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuxeAbeDcU0 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 18-06-2012, 23:06:58
studying for an exam .. was looking for how medicine for pompe disease where made, ended up with this ... simply disgusting..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuxeAbeDcU0

O_o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 18-06-2012, 23:06:55
Is it just me, or did fucking 9gag put it's brand on the wonderful Scandinavia and the World webcomic? |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 18-06-2012, 23:06:12
its just you, now shut up and post images.

(http://imagens.publico.pt/imagens.aspx/387408?tp=UH&db=IMAGENS&w=606&h=412&act=cropResize&t=1339969667,49227)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 04:06:37
Is it just me, or did fucking 9gag put it's brand on the wonderful Scandinavia and the World webcomic? |:

No, they stamp all images uploaded to their site.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 19-06-2012, 05:06:55
Yes, I know they do.  And i hate it.  It's like if you drew something, then I took it and put it on a website run by me, and put my name on it.  It's basically claiming, without saying outright, that I created it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-06-2012, 05:06:19
its just you, now shut up and post images.

(http://imagens.publico.pt/imagens.aspx/387408?tp=UH&db=IMAGENS&w=606&h=412&act=cropResize&t=1339969667,49227)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4520546_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 06:06:02
Mudra, you are not alone. Sometimes the 9gag tagging is just plain brazen, because most people already familiar with the obvious source.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 19-06-2012, 08:06:51
Mudra, you are not alone. Sometimes the 9gag tagging is just plain brazen, because most people already familiar with the obvious source.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission

This also applies...and I never even thought about what he says in the article before.  I agree with him.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ranker_sucks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 12:06:26
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vlgpXjSl0fs/Tq0fgvL7ygI/AAAAAAAAD38/Ymw-szixfgg/s1600/Untitled.png)

Sometimes people blog for fun, but most who copy paste contents/links, whore our on the net to become famous.

Recently a guy named "Sugimin Hidayatullah" was the hottest talking subject amongst football fans here. The rumour is that, Mourinho visits to South East Asia has found him, he is to be engaged by Real Madrid for €7.5 million. Thanks to stupid people reposting the same bullshit numerous time in their blogs, it's enough to make several idiots believe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 19-06-2012, 13:06:48
This is Ryan Nelsen, former Tottenham player who recently joined Queens Park Rangers.

I just love this picture, it screams victory and his jaw is just huge.

(http://www.tottenhamhotspur.se/tottenham_data/images/ryan%20nelsen%20quits_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 19-06-2012, 14:06:26
Yes, I know they do.  And i hate it.  It's like if you drew something, then I took it and put it on a website run by me, and put my name on it.  It's basically claiming, without saying outright, that I created it.

Yeah they stole something me and another friend did, they didn't notice our names in the bottom left corner in white text (hard to see) meaning they never removed it so we gave them a piece of our minds ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 16:06:07
A message for our Dutch friends (the Oranjes)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/182353_357029197684134_1171009200_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 19-06-2012, 16:06:43
Just let it go, Zoo. The only person dealing with it is you. Always the Dutch this, the Dutch that. Fly over here and tell those dimwits on the streets, not us. I don't think anyone on this forum really cares about the Dutch team.

I didn't, I was cheering for Portugal and Germany. Just no Denmark, Denmark is stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 17:06:25
Wait... it was from my friend, a big huge, probably massive Dutch National Football Team Fan. He weeped when they were out of the tournament, so apparently, I don't have to fly there just to calm down some dimwits.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2012, 17:06:12
Is it just me, or did fucking 9gag put it's brand on the wonderful Scandinavia and the World webcomic? |:
you have to give the source of the image you posted on 9gag, otherwise it gets removed

the reason why the watermark is there is so that it shows you are using 9gag's bandwidth
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 19-06-2012, 17:06:10
Thorondor, did you just correct theta's spelling errors?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-06-2012, 17:06:17
Thorondor, did you just correct theta's spelling errors?
Just one. The sort that might get one banned.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 17:06:37
Thondoror uses grammar attack

(http://0.tqn.com/d/grammar/1/G/B/J/-/-/blackboard_where_and_were.jpg)

Theta is confused

It's effective!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2012, 18:06:05
whats this!
i DONT


http://youtu.be/X-DmwZRGvvo?t=1m29s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 19-06-2012, 19:06:33
A message for our Dutch friends (the Oranjes)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/182353_357029197684134_1171009200_n.jpg)

Heh brilliant, I allways make a cock and balls outta my Orange peel..must try this one^ :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-06-2012, 20:06:26
Serbian genocide canteen system, evil, used. Only fourteen ninetynine!

http://www.varusteleka.com/product/pakit-astiat-ja-aterimet/jna-kenttapullojarjestelma-paha-kaytetty/_3IE0U2C4I&lang=en_US

Easy to use, see the instruction video!

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN0Y2TV2ojI )


Edit: See the African dictator costume (model: ridiculous) around 2:20 on the video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2012, 21:06:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U&feature=related
 ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oky2zmrM9fo&feature=relmfu
Ending is hilirious

Not sure if he said perkele or jumalauta at the end  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-06-2012, 21:06:49
Richard Hammond builds a Kettenkrad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8NvJdIG85Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 19-06-2012, 21:06:22
Okay buddies, I have a job for you. I love memes made in this style:

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqiidg0Kkc1qzqua1o1_500.png)
(http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Listen-Harry-Use-the-force.jpg)

I would appreciate it if you could find me some more :-) or tell me what exactly the name of this style of (troll-)meme is if one exists. Just found a new one on 9gag with Samuel L. Jackson, that´s why I´m asking.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-06-2012, 21:06:23
IIRC they are listed on Know Your Meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-quotes) as Troll Quotes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 20-06-2012, 04:06:52
 EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!!!!

  Steve Jobs! Versus Bill Gates!...  BEGIN!

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-06-2012, 08:06:44
Damn, this series are awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70&list=PL96675BDF95286773&index=16&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA&list=PL96675BDF95286773&index=20&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-06-2012, 14:06:40
Pikachu trippin' pokeballs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 20-06-2012, 21:06:37
Like THeTA said, bitch be trippin' ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-06-2012, 21:06:12
Like THeTA said, bitch be trippin' ;D
Yep

long time ago i saw something cool like this  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-06-2012, 22:06:09
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

the cat pictures really get to me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-06-2012, 22:06:06
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

the cat pictures really get to me
aye

Cats!

Keep being awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-06-2012, 02:06:08
Pikachu trippin' pokeballs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4

That is rather LSD than acid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 21-06-2012, 02:06:56
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

the cat pictures really get to me

Very cool :)

Notice the caption at the peer dog rescue... an honorable knight indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-06-2012, 13:06:04
Pikachu trippin' pokeballs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4

That is rather LSD than acid.
Lysergic acid diethylamide, LysergSäureDiäthylamid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-06-2012, 00:06:22
(http://i.imgur.com/Q2P6C.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 22-06-2012, 20:06:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEkKWKjcQyY&feature=relmfu

I'd watch this!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 23-06-2012, 00:06:30
http://www.behance.net/gallery/City-of-Ruins/4066411

This might be interesting to those of you with some knowledge of WWII history. >_>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-06-2012, 02:06:32
That would be a sweet ass FH2 MAP!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 24-06-2012, 00:06:57
^is it weird that that's all i could think about too? lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 24-06-2012, 15:06:38
(http://cdn.omg-facts.com/2012/1/31/247b7413d23f5ce15217f3535038f693)

Quote
Like every British tank since the Centurion, and most other British AFVs, Challenger 2 contains a boiling vessel (BV) also known as a kettle or bivvie for water which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in ration packs.[9] This BV requirement is general for armoured vehicles of the British Armed Forces, and is unique to the armed forces of the UK.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 24-06-2012, 17:06:08
(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/acdcrocks1973/MANBEARPIG.png)

One and a half being!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-06-2012, 18:06:28
It/He has Split personality Disorder
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 24-06-2012, 19:06:42
Just found this old thing again:

(http://satwcomic.com/art/sauna-time.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-06-2012, 19:06:51
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SoNNy on 25-06-2012, 11:06:13
(http://www.gavinrothery.com/storage/__Empiretwkjc.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1336689621085)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-06-2012, 13:06:47
One and a half being!

Ehrm... no. That's just it. It isn't  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2012, 13:06:58
(http://satwcomic.com/art/precautions.jpg)

DAM SWITZERLAND! you scary

(http://satwcomic.com/art/still-a-long-way.jpg)

its funny cause its true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-06-2012, 20:06:46
8 great explosions in 1080P. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kP_VbMsW-I&feature=player_embedded) Especially the last one is great.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-06-2012, 02:06:43
 :o Wow...


(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Finland.+Couldn+t+stop+laughing+thought+i+would+share_579331_3745914.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 26-06-2012, 03:06:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9jf1FI3VO4

MI SCUSI MI SCUSI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 26-06-2012, 16:06:27
(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/163/32.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-06-2012, 16:06:51
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 26-06-2012, 18:06:47
Last 2 pics do no show, learn to post a picture please, check your post after posting it, reupload the image when needed. don't be a lazy ass. Put a description with links.

All of the above has been said countless times in this tread, try to keep it fun for all who want to enjoy and see but don't want to click only a link. please.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 26-06-2012, 18:06:44
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-06-2012, 18:06:03
SATW Finn is the only guy with unshaved chest.

And his friends, according to you are cigar butts
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 26-06-2012, 18:06:28
Last 2 pics do no show, learn to post a picture please, check your post after posting it, reupload the image when needed. don't be a lazy ass. Put a description with links.

All of the above has been said countless times in this tread, try to keep it fun for all who want to enjoy and see but don't want to click only a link. please.
Featuring Siben as the Moderator
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-06-2012, 19:06:05
(http://satwcomic.com/art/leaking.jpg)

It all comes together at the end  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 26-06-2012, 19:06:53
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-06-2012, 19:06:40
Must be a cigarette? ajappat wtf?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 26-06-2012, 20:06:16
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
That kind of confirms my theory  ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-06-2012, 20:06:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjJc_ZH6dk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-06-2012, 08:06:44
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
That kind of confirms my theory  ;D.

No effing way. I'm definitely straight and unshaven chests are just a no-go. :-X
I bet you won't even shave your armpits... hmmmm a stinking jungle under your arm... delicious...  :-X

OT: I love SATW. Damn she gets the characters in such a great way. Australia with his blond long hair, tan and leather surfer's armband just nails the spot. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 27-06-2012, 16:06:41
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
That kind of confirms my theory  ;D.

No effing way. I'm definitely straight and unshaven chests are just a no-go. :-X
I bet you won't even shave your armpits... hmmmm a stinking jungle under your arm... delicious...  :-X

OT: I love SATW. Damn she gets the characters in such a great way. Australia with his blond long hair, tan and leather surfer's armband just nails the spot. ^^
Reporter stop reading the Cosmopolitan as your guide to society. And use deodorant under your armpit, shaved or not shaved.  ;D
Only thing worthwhile shaving or trimming is the area around your pointy end. Nothing annoys the ladies more then flossing with your pubic hair.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 27-06-2012, 16:06:04
Believe me, the ladies will thank you as well when your chest isn't a wire brush.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 27-06-2012, 17:06:40
am i the only one with no hair anywhere but the head and pubic area? D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-06-2012, 17:06:57
am i the only one with no hair anywhere but the head and pubic area? D:
Not even armpits?


you know the direction of this thread............

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4604338_460s.jpg)

Have a fat girl from 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 27-06-2012, 17:06:38
Believe me, the ladies will thank you as well when your chest isn't a wire brush.

Some indication of being Maschilismo is needed, besides that, since when isn't a face scrub good for the skin. Throw away your srub cream, go with chest hair!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-06-2012, 17:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNwFexjnbyM&feature=g-all-u

So much pain off laughing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-06-2012, 17:06:34
Your chest better be hairy or have no hair at all. Never do a half-assed job.

(http://poplicks.com/images/hair-kini.jpg)

Under my stomach, it was all monkey parts. They are hairy to the point where it needs to be shaved regularly to look human.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-06-2012, 18:06:31
This thread needs more cats, and less dudes talkin' 'bout their pubes.

(http://i.imgur.com/creIl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 27-06-2012, 18:06:11
unrelated
Not even armpits?

not even.

unrelated: did you  by any chanse found that cat picture on a stream os SCII? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-06-2012, 18:06:29
(http://i.imgur.com/Dln66.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 27-06-2012, 19:06:20
am i the only one with no hair anywhere but the head and pubic area? D:
Not even armpits?


you know the direction of this thread............

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4604338_460s.jpg)

Have a fat girl from 9gag

That picture is older than most people who visit 9gag....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 27-06-2012, 20:06:03
(http://i.imgur.com/Dln66.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m665z4mcis1qbyxr0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-06-2012, 22:06:41
treaty of Westphalia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=c-WO73Dh7rY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-06-2012, 00:06:11
Sing-a-long!

Trust me, imma engeeeeenear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rp8hvyjZWHs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 28-06-2012, 11:06:11
I shave and it has been my best decision since shaving around my dick (no balls, and not everything, that itches like hell!).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-06-2012, 11:06:47
Dude, don't forget the balls! A hairy sack when you put the balls to the walls is just ugly. It will only itch the first time you do it, trust me. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 28-06-2012, 16:06:04
Cats ^^
(http://i.imgur.com/zgiNl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2012, 17:06:17
Cats ^^
(http://i.imgur.com/zgiNl.gif)
thats   to    cute
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 28-06-2012, 17:06:18
Dude, don't forget the balls! A hairy sack when you put the balls to the walls is just ugly. It will only itch the first time you do it, trust me. ;)

Agreed.  Feels good too :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 29-06-2012, 00:06:25
I cut the hairs, but no clean cut...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-06-2012, 00:06:20
No way am I putting a razor on the skin of my balls.  I mean, sure I've experimented with short hair there*, but not risk-of-castration short.

*didn't think to much of it, probably won't do again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-06-2012, 01:06:54
but the wimmenz don't want to find a hairy pair down there
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 29-06-2012, 01:06:30
lego battle of hurtgen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9n77T46CY&feature=g-vrec
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-06-2012, 03:06:42
<rolls eyes>  I've never cut myself before, it's safe, trust me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 29-06-2012, 06:06:02
This is increde-bally awkward. xD But yes, if you cut yourself there, that's sad. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 29-06-2012, 09:06:26
You get more blowjobs if you shave. Fact.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 29-06-2012, 13:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A22JB7xrzAE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A22JB7xrzAE)

"Sie sind ja am Arsch der Welt..."

"Wundert Sie das?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 29-06-2012, 14:06:14
This ain't bollock shaving folks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x36vVf-Jy0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x36vVf-Jy0) (tiz dancing tities!) ((fully clothed of course!))
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-06-2012, 16:06:11
You get more blowjobs if you shave. Fact.

I can support this fact through personal experience on both sides.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2012, 16:06:33
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Troll_4b7148_1719826.gif)


is it raining? or is it the tears of Religious people?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 29-06-2012, 16:06:01
I want to nuke this thread, because this is nothing but crap talk now.

Missiles launched...

Impact in...

3...

2...

1...

................................


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-06-2012, 16:06:08
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-4/nuke.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 29-06-2012, 16:06:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVwFN1Tap7k&feature=related

Holy cow! I bet this thing could outrun the original Hellcat... (Well not really, but it's quite fast for a 30 ton monster)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 29-06-2012, 17:06:46
WTF happened here?

Maybe this will swing the mood..

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4626096_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2012, 17:06:19
to get back on topic=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
The lyrics are just.......hilarious

REMOVE KEBAB! CROATIAN FACISTS!
 ;D

And awesome part=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 29-06-2012, 17:06:15
Disregard Sibens 9Gag-bollocks, Cyanide&Happyness beats that unfunny crap every day!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5348/talkaboutsex.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2012, 17:06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls&feature=g-vrec


so

hilarious

She dem have dat nice accent
but dayum that is one DUMB frakking redneck white trash sheila
Goddamit a sack of steel nuts is smarter then this girl
Poor America  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-06-2012, 17:06:37
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences5
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-06-2012, 17:06:41
If you post something from 9Gag, a Stuka will dive upon you

(http://www.mybrightonandhove.org.uk/images/uploaded/scaled/junkers_ju87_stuka_03_s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 29-06-2012, 18:06:33
to get back on topic=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
The lyrics are just.......hilarious

REMOVE KEBAB! CROATIAN FACISTS!
 ;D

And awesome part=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpj3x2oLho

Make sure to have annotations on.


SERBIA STRONG!!! SERBIA HAS WISDOM OF FALCON!!


(Related: we had a Croatian playing as Greece attacking Serbia in a WaW Supremacy game, and getting owned by bad luck. SERBIA STRONG!!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-06-2012, 01:06:36
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4629766_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-06-2012, 04:06:26
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4629766_460s.jpg

Cheese Omelet + Dexter = Girls wetting themselves.
Gotcha.

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the-dar-today-44.jpg?w=500&h=367)

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/prank-call
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-06-2012, 09:06:45
bill Murray actually does that all the time in NYC, he makes it a hobby when he has nothing to do
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-06-2012, 13:06:38
And that whole thing is older than the internet, all of a sudden that image pops up everywhere.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2012, 13:06:18
Ever since Meet the pyro

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-06-2012, 19:06:56
You made two mistakes, Theta.
1. Linking funnyjunk
2. Going on funnyjunk

(Image not displaying)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2012, 21:06:28
fuck that, i want booty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50&feature=related

The booty warrior is so hilarious on boondocks  ;D

I likes ya
and i want ya
Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way
the choise is yours


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX-ufPzwMXU
^episode
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-07-2012, 00:07:50
(http://i.imgur.com/83BUN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/F5Ehg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-07-2012, 11:07:16
(https://p.twimg.com/AwrJa2ECQAACWKN.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-07-2012, 01:07:30
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/two_beards_cross_paths.png?w=720)

A rule that I try to abide by.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-07-2012, 15:07:39
(http://vanhus.naamapalmu.fi/files/J3/big/5HYA4seb25WL1JzJrnYC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2012, 15:07:07
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4629766_460s.jpg)

Ugh... in the episode he said "Omelette du fromage"!!!!!!!
fuck 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-07-2012, 16:07:13
actually, in the French version it IS omelette au fromage ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_IIUc6Shxk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2012, 17:07:29
hmm, my apologies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 02-07-2012, 17:07:01
Still, fuck 9gag.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/334/723/e69.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-07-2012, 17:07:47
^ 'nuff said
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 02-07-2012, 18:07:14
Please, continue....

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4658299_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-07-2012, 01:07:30
Continuing...

(http://i.qkme.me/3obcyn.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2012, 01:07:54
hmm, my apologies.

In the French version it is au, but god so fucking help me I know for a fact in the english version it was du. No worries, CPS.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-07-2012, 03:07:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls&feature=g-vrec


so

hilarious

She dem have dat nice accent
but dayum that is one DUMB frakking redneck white trash sheila
Goddamit a sack of steel nuts is smarter then this girl
Poor America  :(

Its alright :| At least she "knows" Turkey, I do not know to what extent (not very confident either) but still, its progress ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-07-2012, 05:07:15
I cracked up when I noticed it:

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/7/135767_slide.jpg?v=1)

I love Life of Brian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 03-07-2012, 09:07:43
British Humour FTW!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2012, 10:07:03
Gotta love the People's Front of Judea
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-07-2012, 10:07:58
Gotta love the People's Front of Judea
Judean People's Front is way better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-07-2012, 11:07:31
Two minute engine rebuild (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVDrGsaDME)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 03-07-2012, 11:07:41
Nice! even Guy Croft commented on this (apparently)
The car looks like a Triumph Spitfire to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 03-07-2012, 18:07:46
(http://www.gagful.com/uploads/2011_12/1323112387_True_Story_gag.jpg)
(http://www.mycitybynight.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/truestory.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-07-2012, 19:07:19
^ Good one. That takes me back!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-07-2012, 19:07:20
Garfield minus Garfield

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5tbbjd5pSHr2xm8_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5v5is1v1viuKME7_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXOfp5etg4nwJwMhZyo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 03-07-2012, 19:07:40
Garfield minus Garfield

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5tbbjd5pSHr2xm8_500.jpg[/img.]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5v5is1v1viuKME7_500.jpg[/img.]

Just as bad as with Garfield.  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 03-07-2012, 19:07:20
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l6n4E7Z41qz8z2ro1_500.png)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ll6iaXs21qz8z2ro1_500.png)

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Quote
Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2012, 19:07:47
I believe the strip where Jon takes his shoes off in the summer and causes a local quarantine of the area would make a good GmG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-07-2012, 01:07:53
(http://i.imgur.com/Av1nw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 04-07-2012, 01:07:43
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh so badly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-07-2012, 04:07:27
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1341319495
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-07-2012, 05:07:08
That guy is officially badass of the month.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-07-2012, 12:07:14
Nowadays I just assume everything I read on the Internet is fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-07-2012, 15:07:23
Nowadays I just assume everything I read on the Internet is fake.
wat? then what about that nice Nigerian prince I just sent my credit card information...  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-07-2012, 15:07:01
http://havewefoundthehiggsbosonyet.org/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-07-2012, 16:07:54
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/groundhog_day.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 04-07-2012, 18:07:03
ohh groundhog day, such a nice movie  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-07-2012, 19:07:14
I always knew dr phill was a pervert ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7VTl-5LbBs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 04-07-2012, 20:07:20
   Found this Company of Heroes 2 Debut Trailer on youtube. It seems true to me.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIOSHnt47VY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIOSHnt47VY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 04-07-2012, 21:07:41
Something different: How to re-build a Ferguson TE20 tractor in under 6 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDKNudcAsgE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-07-2012, 23:07:12
I can't post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-07-2012, 23:07:54
Dont use urls and question marks in your post, Lightning.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-07-2012, 23:07:07
Found this Company of Heroes 2 Debut Trailer on youtube. It seems true to me.
"In 1944 more than 160 000 allied soldiers stormed Europe... 2000 of them never made it home".

What the flying fuck? 2000? Seriously. What? Am I going mental? Did he say 2000?

Dont use urls and question marks in your post, Lightning.
Thanks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-07-2012, 23:07:48
What? He really said that? I thought that was just my mind playing tricks on me.

I also wonder what they have to say about the glorious and brave Russian attack on a neutral country on their north-western border.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 04-07-2012, 23:07:36
Geography of the British Isles a bit suspect too on that trailer (http://www.picturesofengland.com/images/mapofgreatbritain.jpg)  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 00:07:25
I really don't like when games and shows and such try to place the Russians as the "good guys."  They were bad guys just like the Nazis, only they were on the good side.  I would not call placing all of eastern europe under a tyrannical yoke that kills millions over it's history "good."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 05-07-2012, 00:07:33
I really don't like when games and shows and such try to place the Russians as the "good guys."  They were bad guys just like the Nazis, only they were on the good side.  I would not call placing all of eastern europe under a tyrannical yoke that kills millions over it's history "good."

Of course Russia wasn't "good" but I'd certainly consider them better than Germany. Most Russian soldiers fought to defend their nation at least, they may have committed many terrible crimes, but in the end everything that happened can and should be blamed on Germany. Germany invaded Russia, yes Russia quite possibly would have invaded Europe anyway and probably intended on gaining more ground, but either way German enabled Russia to do what they did. Russian warcrimes were not justified, but had Germany not invaded Russia those that happened outside of Russia with the exception of those that happened in Finland and Poland in 1939 very well may not have happened and had German won, I'm quite sure the fate of those countries in Eastern Europe would have made what the Russians did to them look good. But yeah, calling them the good guys is retarded never the less.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-07-2012, 01:07:39
I really don't like when games and shows and such try to place the Russians as the "good guys."  They were bad guys just like the Nazis, only they were on the good side.  I would not call placing all of eastern europe under a tyrannical yoke that kills millions over it's history "good."

but but but, not all the soldiers were like dat!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 01:07:17
Course, and neither were all German soldiers.  But that doesn't excuse Germany itself ;)

And, in the end, the Russians killed a lot more civilians than the Germans did, just they did so by starvation and random execution than industrialized genocide.  Though I would agree that, had the Germans won, basically the entire slavic people would have been killed or enslaved.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 05-07-2012, 02:07:41
And, in the end, the Russians killed a lot more civilians than the Germans did, just they did so by starvation and random execution than industrialized genocide.
Though the order or not-disallowing of organized mass rapes - beginning from "liberated" Soviet territory - was not exactly according to Geneva Conventions either.

Nor was sending "partisans" to attack Finnish civilian villages far behind the lines (in a territory that never had been under Soviet control, hence the quotation marks) and forging after-action reports to show how the "partisans" had destroyed entire battallions, sabotaged airfields, blown up munitions factories, etc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 04:07:12
Quite quite.  Plus the organized mass rapes of Germans, Poles, Hungarians, Romanians, etc....  And there was some small scale genocide against Germans in Prussia and Poles in the Lvov area (since Lvov was set to become part of the Ukraine, but had a rather significant Polish majority).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 05-07-2012, 13:07:39
This thread is getting increasingly funny  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-07-2012, 13:07:30
Quite quite.  Plus the organized mass rapes of Germans, Poles, Hungarians, Romanians, etc....  And there was some small scale genocide against Germans in Prussia and Poles in the Lvov area (since Lvov was set to become part of the Ukraine, but had a rather significant Polish majority).

well obviusly the game is not gonna portray that! i mean no game has portrayed war crimes ever (concentration camps in USA, japanese civilians slaugther by bombing, germans killing partisans, their families, etc).  You seem to think that the game shouldn't make some russian soldiers look good becaouse their leaders did awfull things.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-07-2012, 13:07:13
Belarus domino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gFYMiAgrCUE#!

EDIT: As long as we're on the topic of who did worse (Germany vs Russia) let me quote an AK partisan-spy that was infiltrating death camps and was imprisoned after the war by soviet intelligence. In his last letter to his wife he writes: "Auschwitz was but a trifle".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 16:07:48
Ah, right, funny things, um....

(http://kcgould.net/temp/PancakeRabbit.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-07-2012, 16:07:55
Belarus domino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gFYMiAgrCUE#!

Popular pastime activity in the Finnish army:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LARAuFTT_0
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2012, 17:07:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo


0:54

WHAT the FUCK is that?
SO siben, you said you like THIS?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 05-07-2012, 17:07:03
My intestinal reaction to that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U&feature=plcp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U&feature=plcp)

bucket o' vomit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 19:07:02
I second battleaxe's motion.  What the fuck is that shit??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 05-07-2012, 20:07:15
Good Lord, is that real?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2012, 20:07:14
Siben care to explain us WHAT the fuck that is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 05-07-2012, 21:07:25
Haven´t watched that vid on YT, because Germanys copyright laws are oh so great, so I had to watch it somewhere else...but, what´s so terribly bad about it?
Sure, it´s Nicky Minaj in a bikini and she´s quite chubby, but she´s not terribly obese or misfigured, so what´s the big deal? There´s certainly worse stuff out there on the internet. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 05-07-2012, 22:07:51
Quite catchy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-07-2012, 22:07:53
I don't think anyone is worried about the visuals, it's the audio that is so disturbing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 05-07-2012, 22:07:21
I'm seriously getting tired of that "dubstep-like" crap (Skrillex) that seems to be so "in" these days... you listen to some good, catchy tune and then BAM, weird scratching noise starts coming out of your headphones, damaging your hearing in the process. :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-07-2012, 23:07:11
That's one huge ass.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2012, 23:07:39
I'm seriously getting tired of that "dubstep-like" crap (Skrillex) that seems to be so "in" these days... you listen to some good, catchy tune and then BAM, weird scratching noise starts coming out of your headphones, damaging your hearing in the process. :-X
aye

Now this is music=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1B_pZC8aWU

Ciupita will probaly say "Thats metal for wuzzies" again...  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-07-2012, 02:07:01
Source Filmmaker is a good thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_dj4u6pGA&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-07-2012, 02:07:00
Haven´t watched that vid on YT, because Germanys copyright laws are oh so great, so I had to watch it somewhere else...but, what´s so terribly bad about it?
Sure, it´s Nicky Minaj in a bikini and she´s quite chubby, but she´s not terribly obese or misfigured, so what´s the big deal? There´s certainly worse stuff out there on the internet. ^^

She got some balls to wear a bikini, showing all that cellulitis on her thigh. I bet the cutter had a long day.

Edit:// If you wanna get rid of unwanted visitors at your party, play this tune all night long.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 06-07-2012, 03:07:00
Haven´t watched that vid on YT, because Germanys copyright laws are oh so great, so I had to watch it somewhere else...but, what´s so terribly bad about it?
Sure, it´s Nicky Minaj in a bikini and she´s quite chubby, but she´s not terribly obese or misfigured, so what´s the big deal? There´s certainly worse stuff out there on the internet. ^^

She got some balls to wear a bikini, showing all that cellulitis on her thigh. I bet the cutter had a long day.

Edit:// If you wanna get rid of unwanted visitors at your party, play this tune all night long.

Agreed.  Then again, if I did that, I'd prob then leave, return with gasoline, burn the house down, and shoot myself for having  played the song in the first place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-07-2012, 17:07:01
(http://shitlondon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/flying-bomb1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-07-2012, 19:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4j6ZphjQc0&feature=player_embedded#!
nice :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 06-07-2012, 21:07:35
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 06-07-2012, 22:07:54
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

That's creepy :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-07-2012, 22:07:36
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

WOW! The first video I've seen where dubstep actually fits in...


Hmmm I haven't seen Transformers but this trailer seems interesting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJuDo5ots0&feature=BFa&list=SP86F4D497FD3CACCE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-07-2012, 23:07:16
http://www.nukepills.com/docs/nuclear_war_survival_skills.pdf

Pretty usefull
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 07-07-2012, 01:07:09
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

crazy bible thumpers!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-07-2012, 03:07:57
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

WOW! The first video I've seen where dubstep actually fits in...


Hmmm I haven't seen Transformers but this trailer seems interesting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJuDo5ots0&feature=BFa&list=SP86F4D497FD3CACCE

Interesting are the ways people go. When examining that link more closely, you might end up at transformers. Or you end up here:

super...tectonic dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1TVrNFFQaE)

Shuffling at school on a boring day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VVEXxTZnjI)

 ;D :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-07-2012, 05:07:13
Finally, this song seems good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_495463&src_vid=0sKRRY5tQz8&index=13&v=H2ftVPk-WZw&list=PL407476D2048AB81F
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-07-2012, 11:07:31
It's about time you guys listen to some real music  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 07-07-2012, 23:07:07
It's about time you guys listen to some real music  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
that link seems to be broken somehow ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-07-2012, 23:07:13
New style of music that I discovered :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZW_7XHnWg&list=FLUS1vafnI5v2Jtm1qubZYrA&index=4&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-07-2012, 00:07:06
well



It uses instruments
not bad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 08-07-2012, 10:07:39
well



It uses instruments
not bad
Electroswing! Mixing jaz + swing + electronic music  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-07-2012, 10:07:43
Its alot better then todays music
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 08-07-2012, 11:07:08
well



It uses instruments
not bad
Electroswing! Mixing jaz + swing + electronic music  ;D
You talking about Jive Bunny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JU8dvQ4wvI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 08-07-2012, 11:07:30
New style of music that I discovered :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZW_7XHnWg&list=FLUS1vafnI5v2Jtm1qubZYrA&index=4&feature=plpp_video
Oh yeah, i was so hooked on Caravan Palace 8 months ago. Still like it, I just love the incorporation of the swing music.

I don't dance. But this kind of music I can consider dancing to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-07-2012, 16:07:19
Been listening to Caravan Palace for about a year now...they rule ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 08-07-2012, 21:07:46
Guns 'n Roses: Live at the Ritz, 1988, full concert.

Stagediving Axl included I believe, beer, smoking. How times have changed. It's so weird to see this explosion of raw rock, and then realize they would make November Rain, Estranged in their near future. I saw the original GnR on their Illusion World Tour, and I lost half my change. I also suffered three bruised ribs and a dislocated collar bone. I was a noob at moshing then ;D I also kept wondering why Slash's hair never caught fire from his smokes.

Axl anno 2012 is kinda of a dick I believe, so let's go back to 1988: Appetite for Destruction: Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-07-2012, 21:07:35
Axl anno 2012 is a dick

Saw them at graspop
chinese democracy is crap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 09-07-2012, 02:07:39
Recording from a TF2 game, a girl is playing and this kid tries to hit on her by offering to give her games on steam. He begins to cry when rejected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0

Spaghetti all over the place
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 09-07-2012, 19:07:01
Slenderman goes gamestyle.
http://kotaku.com/5923691/the-terrifying-slenderman-goes-from-meme-to-free-horror-game

For all the amnesia fans here is another game to terrify you  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-07-2012, 19:07:41
Recording from a TF2 game, a girl is playing and this kid tries to hit on her by offering to give her games on steam. He begins to cry when rejected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0

Spaghetti all over the place
That was too awkward to even watch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 09-07-2012, 22:07:16
This is amazing!  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI&feature=autoshare
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-07-2012, 12:07:42
I put this here as it's obviously fake... But would be cool if such thing existed...

(http://surbrook.devermore.net/superpics/machines/set_1/fortress_tank.jpg)

Quote
M15A "Gun Motor Carriage."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 10-07-2012, 13:07:24
where would you store enough ammo?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 10-07-2012, 13:07:33
where would you store enough ammo?
In the blimp that hovers above it, duh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 10-07-2012, 15:07:30
Guns 'n Roses: Live at the Ritz, 1988, full concert.

Stagediving Axl included I believe, beer, smoking. How times have changed. It's so weird to see this explosion of raw rock, and then realize they would make November Rain, Estranged in their near future. I saw the original GnR on their Illusion World Tour, and I lost half my change. I also suffered three bruised ribs and a dislocated collar bone. I was a noob at moshing then ;D I also kept wondering why Slash's hair never caught fire from his smokes.

Axl anno 2012 is kinda of a dick I believe, so let's go back to 1988: Appetite for Destruction: Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw)

 I saw that tour as well. it was awesome with the living room set-up and all the serving girls wearing stickers on their boobs.

 P.S. Slash always fascinated me with how he attached his smokes to the tuners on his guitar. must have sucked for his roadie's to clean.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 10-07-2012, 16:07:10
http://www.wimp.com/hypoxiabrain/

seems to me like the perfect way to die :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-07-2012, 18:07:55
http://www.wimp.com/hypoxiabrain/

seems to me like the perfect way to die :o

Do try it and tell us how it worked out.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-07-2012, 19:07:57
http://www.wimp.com/rocketbooster/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-07-2012, 21:07:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRXZ4Ynh74
What the fuck japan? a lion doesnt say GAO?

It says=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqVvEaQefk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-07-2012, 21:07:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRXZ4Ynh74
What the fuck japan? a lion doesnt say GAO?

It says=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqVvEaQefk
Oh I know what a lion is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y&t=3m47s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-07-2012, 22:07:56
http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ (http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/) Randal answers questions from the readers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-07-2012, 13:07:41
DayZ - Riding Dirty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zvpPrQ0WX8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-07-2012, 13:07:27
Still the best Day Z video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdW1iVVSlbw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-07-2012, 17:07:07
(http://i.imgur.com/OmeIU.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/yhxZJ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 11-07-2012, 22:07:48
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYDdSXKSnLCx3B0zEPeSzyHe4vMKG1sWV8YmmxaqqBEUQCNiRJig)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 12-07-2012, 01:07:25
Drifting did you say?  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvfiwsm6sc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvfiwsm6sc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 12-07-2012, 01:07:57
Level of driving skill: Asian
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-07-2012, 05:07:11
That's the only causality where "Asian level" means from the bottom.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 12-07-2012, 09:07:42
Redoing each scene until he finally manages to do it (tire marks), while messing around with the car's differential is not what i call "skill".Still fun to watch though, Kenny from the Block did a nice job there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 12-07-2012, 10:07:19
(http://i.imgur.com/BkYtB.gif)

 :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2012, 17:07:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuYjDR2tSg


NOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 14-07-2012, 14:07:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo


0:54

WHAT the FUCK is that?
SO siben, you said you like THIS?.

Terrible clip i must say.
Music is ok though. And when i saw her in real life i must say all proportions look good. She is not a bad looking person.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-07-2012, 01:07:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEYd20x2ZII

my trip to antwerp today
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-07-2012, 20:07:21
Not a joke, but still...damn, nature, you scary!

Viper Venom Turns Human Blood Into Jelly  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT8vDzjCSQ&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 15-07-2012, 20:07:32
^ Scary stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwnworT5W0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 15-07-2012, 21:07:42
Not a joke, but still...damn, nature, you scary!

Viper Venom Turns Human Blood Into Jelly  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT8vDzjCSQ&feature=player_embedded)


I saw a .gif of that awhile back, holy shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 15-07-2012, 23:07:55
I know that this will piss some people here off but just couldn't resist:
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/koma-comic-strip-martial-arts.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 16-07-2012, 07:07:13
Adn Krav Maga should be the martial art of how to kick ball in every way possible :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-07-2012, 09:07:04
Not a joke, but still...damn, nature, you scary!
Viper Venom Turns Human Blood Into Jelly  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT8vDzjCSQ&feature=player_embedded)
I saw a .gif of that awhile back, holy shit

True, it's similar to the poison causing muscle tissue to disintegrate... damn scary!
http://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/shorter/story.htm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 16-07-2012, 13:07:40
I know that this will piss some people here off but just couldn't resist:
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/koma-comic-strip-martial-arts.jpg)

Capoeira is considered a dance, though  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-07-2012, 17:07:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcVrl4Fnpk&feature=g-all-u


My dream handgun in a few years <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-07-2012, 17:07:33
Capoeira is considered a dance, though  :P

And Parkour a sport. Your point is?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 16-07-2012, 20:07:52
"Damn nature, you scary!" Part II:

It´s a shawk, it´s a shawk! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL7CwM7Zo1I&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 16-07-2012, 21:07:25
Let me just go for a pee...

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/epic-fail-fail-nation-using-the-toilet-fail.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-07-2012, 16:07:38
I would give a description, but I don't know what the hell I'm watching.

Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2012, 17:07:05
I would give a description, but I don't know what the hell I'm watching.

Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
This
is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XKTSFEcQ&feature=related

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-07-2012, 18:07:11
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af343/Ciupita/biblespiderman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-07-2012, 23:07:32
how today's media works...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4ToqNdIR7I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-07-2012, 11:07:49
One of the oldest things on youtube, with Finnish bias this time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJTTTanG4A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 18-07-2012, 11:07:18
;D Excellent.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-07-2012, 12:07:51
He's back! He's motherfucking BACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xobXqls0Cg

AuzzieGamer, that is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 18-07-2012, 12:07:14
On the political tip. Wel, sort of...  :)

Casino magnate Sheldon Adelson has committed $100 million to defeat Barrack Obama. Sarah Silverman has a proposal for him...

http://scissorsheldon.com/

Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 18-07-2012, 16:07:05
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2o3aNV/:1sokW2P9t:EtDsxHW_/soundcloud.com/rickjamesbiotch/go-the-f-k-to-sleep/

Samuel L. Jackson <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-07-2012, 17:07:46
Some people are just barely creative

(http://www.memecreator.com/static/images/memes/126918.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2012, 17:07:19
aaah zhe magic word that is know as Perkele

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTS-3I17BGM

No wonder there are so much japanese men trown into jail because there PC's burst from childporn

0:36 is just a girl who just became 15 that is dancing in sexy outfit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-07-2012, 23:07:44
I hope that this isn't too old: Das Tub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggIEQRhyBo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 19-07-2012, 00:07:53
best I've seen in a long time..

Shell launched a user generated, enviroment friendly, online campaign...

..It backfired.

(http://i.imgur.com/zqkw3.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/l8gr0.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/UDNZm.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/5FuPY.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/8T6kb.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/dJoaE.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ejTF8.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ltekl.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/9R7Av.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/F4Eyu.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/VQjCu.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-07-2012, 01:07:04
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/m6/rq9/dqgz/233782/733971820.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-07-2012, 14:07:47
Funny serious cartoon from the Economist's KAL

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/2012/07/articles/main/20120714_wwd000.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-07-2012, 16:07:19
Lol! Epic parenting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xThFEizES6U&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-07-2012, 18:07:38
Want to relive the glory days of IE6?

http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/ (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-07-2012, 19:07:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWN1mZk2g7w

Meanwhile in swiss army  ;D
Pay close attention to everything they do :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-07-2012, 21:07:51
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 20-07-2012, 01:07:58
http://youtu.be/z_N3VDNS9Fo
I love Nerdcubed!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 20-07-2012, 06:07:34
http://main.aol.com/2012/07/10/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1669280.html
Id hit it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 20-07-2012, 13:07:05
Want to relive the glory days of IE6?

http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/ (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/)

(http://osxdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/can-your-mac-do-this.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 20-07-2012, 16:07:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mcJgk_jMg

Dirty Sign Language. OH GOD YES MOAR!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-07-2012, 16:07:50
Paasky, what sort of things brought you to that video?

Just look at the other recommended videos in the right tabs.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-07-2012, 16:07:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWN1mZk2g7w

Meanwhile in swiss army  ;D
Pay close attention to everything they do :D

Are the Swiss bored or somethin? :d
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-07-2012, 17:07:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1RU6NJuBOA

"Dads first reaction in Turbo M3"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 20-07-2012, 17:07:20
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-236.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/OaSq7.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-07-2012, 01:07:29
In Soviet Russia... You vacuum your cat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vLisi5BkDM&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-07-2012, 14:07:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkhbxOWFJq4&feature=player_embedded#!

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/103/740/Me%20Gusta.png?1318992465)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 21-07-2012, 18:07:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlrM7H_WW28
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-07-2012, 21:07:55
Now this song is at least 50 times better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a814x_YS9rM


Starcraft 2 commentary as its best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8bbBga-euo&t=6m17s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 22-07-2012, 00:07:12
"racism incoming, cover your ears if you are under the age of....black"

Oh how i love LagTV
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 22-07-2012, 00:07:20

  The World in 2 Minutes: Russia
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wb5K2KLfJE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wb5K2KLfJE)

  This video made me laugh badly...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-07-2012, 11:07:14
some cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECa3bAFAYk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1QL_7hrIEI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrH8RdVBP5A&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 22-07-2012, 22:07:12
(http://ohmypictures.browntechnolimit.netdna-cdn.com/pictures/87ec2f451208df97228105657edb717f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-07-2012, 22:07:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hm96rAlZ9I&feature=player_embedded

"Troll level: EXPERT"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 22-07-2012, 23:07:17
shit storm... i was laughing so hard, lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-07-2012, 01:07:13
One of the most kick ass commercials I've seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbssYDX4w4I

Also, Van Persie:
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428942_399287830130138_654327078_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 24-07-2012, 02:07:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hm96rAlZ9I&feature=player_embedded

"Troll level: EXPERT"
Oh god! Haha!

Just found Ricky Gervais. He's hilarious!
http://youtu.be/oxsBVEoB0q8

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 24-07-2012, 12:07:47
Best.commercial.ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjl5_vDfiuM&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 24-07-2012, 15:07:28
Opening his bottle with that dove got my coffee through the nose  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 24-07-2012, 15:07:59
Slideshow about a man who has done a 23-year road trip around the world (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18910560) together with his wife and is still going on while being over 70 years old.
Fascinating and highly interesting story. That man is living a dream!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2012, 20:07:22
(http://i.solidfiles.net/13d5d3035b.png)

Was diggin around them old folders.
Man, I murdered Remdul so many times with the tractor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-07-2012, 20:07:40
GooGeL is our household noob. He tests tractor drive-bys and such activities.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2012, 20:07:56
I didn't read the FAQ how proper testing was done!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-07-2012, 20:07:52
Hey, someone has to test those things.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2012, 20:07:47
Yeah.... yeah!

You're right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-07-2012, 21:07:40
4 year old calls 911

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ceVELA-VA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 24-07-2012, 22:07:42
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1015061510.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-07-2012, 00:07:49
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1015061510.jpg)
that

is so brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2012, 00:07:52
Its not often I save images to my HDD, but that one has made the cut.
Must be the first new image to my hdd in the last 14 months
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-07-2012, 06:07:19
Adios, turd nuggets.


(http://i.imgur.com/6THtj.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 25-07-2012, 16:07:23
Away pesky flies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-07-2012, 16:07:02
And this is why you don't mess with a Norse Guardsman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-07-2012, 16:07:57
Pah, what a lousy guardsman...smiling, not staying at attention while people are close. He should take a look at British or Czech guardsmen, that´s how you do that job! Don´t take that too serious ;)

Reminds me of my class´s visit to Prague, where some friends of mine thought it´d be funny to pose with one of the guardsmen guarding Prague Castle. He didn´t move a bit, but once they came too close he slammed the butt of his chromed SKS on the ground, scaring everyone in earshot. Never saw tham run that fast. ;)


Also:
Japanese-Bavarian yodel music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA&feature=player_embedded). Best of two worlds. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 25-07-2012, 17:07:17
I would give a description, but I don't know what the hell I'm watching.

Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

Aaw Homer, just 4 days... 4 days! And a re-post :o

(http://rlv.zcache.com/chicks_dig_guys_that_yodel_button-p145226370925200221en8go_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-07-2012, 18:07:47
Meanwhile, in Syria: Fast deployment industrialized!

(http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4679/737875346495f5c12bc4o.jpg)

Mmmmmm

(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsckLapVhbwFiviRCltMJgTQj7eu_1tbcMJl_6fMdSmHElxxepDg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 25-07-2012, 18:07:36
Is that muzzle suppressor made of plastic bottles or is it just there to cover it from dust?

That's quite an innovation there. Aside from the wacky welding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-07-2012, 18:07:50
It doesnt look pretty, but it will hold. I have seen tres propre welds on sherman and german tanks. Russian tanks there welds are often very crude. These are very strong welds but their looks are :/

Special  ;D

IIRC in the MAN factory a worker took a grinder and worked all the welds on panzers so that they appear smooth and pretty. Its a nice touch but it costed 10 man hours per tank :/

And in the end, its those little things that make you loose the war :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-07-2012, 18:07:33

Aaw Homer, just 4 days... 4 days! And a re-post :o

Cut me some slack, I´ve had exams in the last weeks and can´t be bothered to follow every thread closely. ^^

I wonder how that improvised HMG mount actually copes with recoil. o0

(http://s1.directupload.net/images/120725/32pfjwsi.gif)
(http://s14.directupload.net/images/120725/756442i9.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 25-07-2012, 19:07:35
It will never be stable, that it way to light. It wont even hold a .30.
It also seems incredible top heavy, wont be easy to move around at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-07-2012, 19:07:07
I wonder how that improvised HMG mount actually copes with recoil. o0

It doesn't. They'd have to attach it to something, have a couple of guys holding it down or dig it into the ground.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 25-07-2012, 21:07:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYZmFo3_F1g&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 26-07-2012, 07:07:24
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600642_268107589965006_537169431_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-07-2012, 19:07:57
LEAKED HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 FOOTAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60TXo5uoh-U&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 27-07-2012, 00:07:42
LEAKED HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 FOOTAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60TXo5uoh-U&feature=relmfu
I hate you for getting my hopes up for 2 seconds.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-07-2012, 14:07:22
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=242_1308462758&p=1
The.....fff
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-07-2012, 14:07:22
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=242_1308462758&p=1
The.....fff

According to a Spanish study, 99,8% of people with Down's Syndrome have some form of mental retardation.


This one also has a camera.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-07-2012, 16:07:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs&feature=player_embedded

Mother of Mercy O_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 27-07-2012, 16:07:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs&feature=player_embedded

Mother of Mercy O_O

Why does this walrus sound like a drainpipe...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 27-07-2012, 18:07:53
The sound at second 10 is so awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-07-2012, 02:07:06
(http://desktopia.net/wp-content/uploads/walls/thumbs/My-Grammar-Is-Gooder-575x431.jpg)


i even had a nightmare that flippy was constanly on my back correcting my grammar everywhere

i am just afraid to type a sentence lately
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-07-2012, 04:07:28
Sometimes your grammar is just beyond comprehension THeTA, it twists our mind that we almost needed psychiatrist to bring it back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 28-07-2012, 07:07:07
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rnriCCHU1qjzer9o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2012, 14:07:31
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120725.html

Well, since we're into space. Let's see how sun tickles us with it's squirts.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-07-2012, 14:07:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNF-KIFWyA4&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 28-07-2012, 15:07:56
Funny how nobody mentioned Rowan Atkinson and his performance at the opening of the 2012 Olympic games !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRdq_hT3f50
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-07-2012, 15:07:18
Well, what do you know, Daniel Craig is also there with his usual 007 stunt.

Even Sir Winston Churchill.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-07-2012, 18:07:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPXPN1DeYnc&feature=player_embedded

Its the hat that makes this video so awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2012, 18:07:25
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2012/07/25/nl-u-boat-labrador-discovery-725.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-07-2012, 18:07:32
Something interesting and creepy from Venezuela.

http://www.simonbolivar.gob.ve/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-07-2012, 20:07:30
WARNING!

The following video might impregnate you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4eL__NLrCw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 28-07-2012, 21:07:31
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGZMuq8NFRDcTbWglS2hJL7XA7ZiwbA9pmx9jGiTTW3goBQkzjFfYMigkH)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 29-07-2012, 03:07:58
Found this on my HDD
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly31wnGqIz1r8dl06o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 29-07-2012, 04:07:11
Crash of a horrible airship design at the same site as the Hindenburg disaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwMhd1meu3Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 29-07-2012, 07:07:45
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4706009_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-07-2012, 11:07:42
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=670_1343406208

A bit gross but, creds to him for not stopping hah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-07-2012, 16:07:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPXbAG5u2E

RIP Onslow :( :(  :'( :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-07-2012, 16:07:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPXbAG5u2E

RIP Onslow :( :(  :'( :'(
Vernon Scripps :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-07-2012, 16:07:26
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20710687.jpg)

Start the image dump...

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/163/917/spidermandividebyzero.jpg)

(http://www.damnlol.com/i/21e110f7b06d7d0ff255290c3b71916b.jpg)

(http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-oh-god-why.jpg)

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Typical+Brony+Question.+Belongs+to+this+guy+http+buraiark.deviantart.com+Yes+I+asked_4b0988_3445389.jpg)

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Optimus-is-best-brony-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-31263047-500-332.jpg)

(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1nT6a-500x296.jpg)

(http://www.tickld.com/images/content/7492.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/uDWnk.jpg)

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mother-of-flags.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-07-2012, 03:07:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntbInwqsqAM&feature=g-all-u

This week in History, one of the good Onions to come out as of late.

"I'm on the fucking moon"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-07-2012, 14:07:22
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120730.html
Icelandic terror weapon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-07-2012, 15:07:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDgULBvJyyU
Russian gearboxes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 01-08-2012, 07:08:56
(https://p.twimg.com/AyK2S5KCUAESFnh.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 01-08-2012, 10:08:37
Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbFoEjdzSWU&feature=player_detailpage#t=655s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbFoEjdzSWU&feature=player_detailpage#t=655s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-08-2012, 10:08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 01-08-2012, 21:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEE6pKv1VdM&feature=g-u-u -- Nerd³ Plays... Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X 2

Best game review/let's play what ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 02-08-2012, 01:08:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Thank you so much!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-08-2012, 11:08:38
So i was watching belgians best comedian=alex agnew

who was making fun of japanese noise

so i decided to search japanese noise
result(PUT YOUR SPEAKERS ON SILENT FIRST BEFORE YOU LISTEN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw1s6PPtz3w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-08-2012, 12:08:39
the advice was useful, and yeah den Alex kicks some serious ass
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2012, 16:08:31
http://www.goalart.com/en/aboutgoalart/anuuus.asp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 02-08-2012, 17:08:00
have you really not played in 11 months and 3 weeks googel? 

http://awards.fh2.ifihada.com/player/46955679/

that is my submission for this joke thread   :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2012, 23:08:12
have you really not played in 11 months and 3 weeks googel? 

http://awards.fh2.ifihada.com/player/46955679/

that is my submission for this joke thread   :P
I play with myself!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 03-08-2012, 20:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Damn ! Shes super hot :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-08-2012, 17:08:02
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Venn-Diagoatse.png)
Goatse will always hold a special place in my heart.

Oh my god, did I just say that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-08-2012, 17:08:17
Who digs that kind of thing.

I know goatse will claim its place back sometimes. While it is not yet in 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-08-2012, 17:08:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Damn ! Shes super hot :O
lindsey stirling <3

america's got talent judges said she would never have a chance with her hip hop violin dancing
look at her now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-08-2012, 20:08:20
I'm more of a tubgirl kinda guy myself.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 05-08-2012, 01:08:01
Awwww. Nobody ever remembers the other image "Giver" on goatse.cx (hint: it was bad shoop of a fella who would probably still enjoy buggery with Mr. Goatse). :-\ Though, fans of oldskool shock images - before RULES 1 AND 2 OF THE INTERNET, BEYOTCH and before images of insurgents headshotted with M82 Barrett became dime a dozen - are ERRYWHERE, because in IL-2 Sturmovik 1946 you can select a seemingly innocent pin-up style nose art for some American planes, complete with the also seemingly innocent text "Tub Girl".

For the record, my favourite shock image is still the "Swedish Bottle Holder" (I'll leave to your imagination what is pictured therein, though it should not be that hard to guess unless it's your first day on the Internet) because at the time, it actually made me laugh (being jaded enough not to be actually shocked of anything short of a sick frak cutting his private parts off and JPG BECAUSE IT DID HAPPEN).

Though best prize for best trolling in combination with shock content goes to one of the websites which back in the day when it was still fresh did actually contain the (in)famous clip mrhands.mpg - the catch was the website would also (under certain circumstances) start endlessly opening new e-mail messages in your default e-mail program titled "Application" and addressed to GLAAD, and played on endless repeat a maximum-volume sound clip shouting "Hey guys, I'm watching at gay porn!". (So how was this hypothetical person that sent the hypothetical link to his hypothetical friend supposed to frakking know that the site used a unpatched vulnerability in IE, because said hypothetical person had of course went to the site using Firefox with Java & Javascript disabled because said hypothetical person knew already that going to a suspicious website with IE is just asking for it?)

Apropos, the other day I found the current online address of NetBoy (and promptly forget it), one of the first online-only comics of which I have many fond memories. Sadly, the archive, while containing many classic strips (such as the one where Doom II ends up as a autopsy tutorial in a hospital) lacked the definitive strip which is very much related. So, I will transcribe it to the best of my ability. Basically, in every four frames there was NetBoy (a crude stick figure) sitting in front of the computer, and in the header of each frame there was the address of a newsgroup (remember, this is 1994 we're talking about) and in the speech bubble, NetBoy's reaction to that.

STAGES OF INTERNET USE
Day 1: alt.sex "Ohhh."
Day 2: alt.sex.bondage "Ahem."
Day 3: alt.sex.bondage.hamsters.duct-tape "Ugh."
Day 4: alt.sex.bondage.hamsters.duct-tape.lorne-greene.battlestar-galactica "I gotta stop this."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-08-2012, 01:08:34
(http://i.imgur.com/WtUUk.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/7Kp3A.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/g6pXD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mzoCW.gif)


Edit: Also found this: http://geekdraw.com/main/2012/4/25/all-151-pokemon-from-the-pokemon-battle-royale-exhibit.html (http://geekdraw.com/main/2012/4/25/all-151-pokemon-from-the-pokemon-battle-royale-exhibit.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 06-08-2012, 21:08:19
Meanwhile in russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmzbilH51Co
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=5YaNNdKhfjM&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 06-08-2012, 21:08:36

JAGDPANTHER - Firing it's main 88mm Gun. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqm4gunNTFo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 06-08-2012, 21:08:28

JAGDPANTHER - Firing it's main 88mm Gun. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqm4gunNTFo)

Correction, it is shooting a blank, the real deal would have been a lot more impressive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 07-08-2012, 16:08:21
Here's one I found on the last page of my French Manuscripts book (translated)

In our political party, we accomplish what we promise.
Only imbeciles can believe that
we don't fight corruption.
Because, there is something very clear to us:
honesty and transparence are fundamental to reach our ideals.
We will demonstrate that it is a grand stupidity to believe that
maffias will continue to be a part of the government like in the past.
We assure you, that, without even the slightest doubt,
social justice will be the primary goal of our mandate.
Despite all this, there are still fools who believe that
we could still govern
with the tricks of the old politics.
When we get to power, we will do everything so that
we will stop privileging and influence trafficking.
We cannot allow, under any circumstances, that
our children will starve to death.
We will accomplish our plans, even if
the economic reserves will be totally empty.
We will execute power until that
you will all have understood that, as of now,
we are with Nicolas Sarkozy, the "New Politics"

Now, you must read it again, but in the opposite direction. So "we are with" and so on and so on
Then, the true meaning of political speeches will be clear...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-08-2012, 20:08:37
this guy has the moves
and class

fuck YOLO and swag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNWpPzUMKI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPkH4TMbeVc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXN0kO1JEA

electroswing at its finest
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 07-08-2012, 20:08:24
So I am a psychopath?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Is-joining-Facebook-sign-youre-psychopath-Some-employers-psychologists-say-suspicious.html?ICO=most_read_module
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-08-2012, 21:08:12
the FBI considers people who don't have a FB account and pay for their wares in cash as highly suspicious individuals, and likely to be involved into criminal activities. At least that is what our newspaper wrote.

I guess I'm pretty high on the FBI's list  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 07-08-2012, 21:08:32
I only use my FB account for business now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-08-2012, 02:08:22
Really, this whole self-marketing business scares me. Make a facebook account to show you're real, have a ordinary facebook activity to show you're mentally healthy, pick the botox-to-go, be suntanned, use skincare; just be a consuming trendy person that spends the money that makes the world go 'round.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-08-2012, 02:08:34
I signed up facebook for the women, to bad it doesnt work for me yet... :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 08-08-2012, 09:08:19
the FBI considers people who don't have a FB account and pay for their wares in cash as highly suspicious individuals, and likely to be involved into criminal activities. At least that is what our newspaper wrote.

I guess I'm pretty high on the FBI's list  :D

which newspaper is that? Het Nieuwsblad?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-08-2012, 20:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C1ych583TI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-08-2012, 21:08:37
Super Mario World + Super Mario 64:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AGXfnm4WJA

By the gods! And that music... nostalgiaaaaa!

Edit: I don't remember these lyrics though ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2012, 22:08:36
take this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cK2D2Iams&feature=player_embedded#!
pause at 0:03

then play this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOJqicM6x84

enjoy this awesome music on this awesome video (credit to the guy in the comment)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-08-2012, 22:08:46
(http://i.imgur.com/Hw3R4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-08-2012, 22:08:00
"Excuse me, I was trying to look at the ocean."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2012, 22:08:13
Who remembers this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygdAiDxKfI

blasted savonian finnish dialects
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-08-2012, 04:08:34
You can't hotlink to funnyjunk, you HAVE to rehost their stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-08-2012, 04:08:00
You can't hotlink to funnyjunk, you HAVE to rehost their stuff.

Is that where it's from? Screw it, FunnyJunk can do bad things in bad places involving bad body parts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-08-2012, 05:08:00
The clue is this part: "fjcdn" = FunnyJunk Content Delivery Network.  You might have seen Facebook's fbcdn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-08-2012, 20:08:57
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q484/JaidevJamwal/women-in-army.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 10-08-2012, 01:08:35
Probably a repost, but:

http://i.imgur.com/mumux.jpg

Removed img tags for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-08-2012, 01:08:47
Hahahahaha!!
Polandball would probably still win that :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 10-08-2012, 03:08:13
Polandball wins that hands down.

Next thing you're going to tell me that all my favourite 'Mechs from BattleTech are really licensed images from Macross and Dougram... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-08-2012, 14:08:39
never seen this episode of black adder before :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKvtdObazE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-08-2012, 14:08:42
never seen this episode of black adder before :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKvtdObazE&feature=related
Definitely worth watching.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-08-2012, 17:08:22
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agha_Waqar's_water-fuelled_car (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agha_Waqar's_water-fuelled_car)


Read it while it lasts ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-08-2012, 17:08:46
bullshit.

Electrolysis is a progress that consumes more energy then you can possible recover from it. That's why we don't drive hydrogen cars yet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-08-2012, 17:08:29
It is funny because the entire scientific board of the country is in agreement with the Engineer, and not with the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2012, 18:08:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

remains awesome

bibi hendl!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 10-08-2012, 21:08:32
How to make fun of the IDF :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0s7EVUtEhxM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-08-2012, 21:08:57
Pretty funny, especially the cop/soldier's reaction, but a complete waste of taxpayers' money.

/Edit:

wat
(http://i.imgur.com/DzSrl.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2012, 23:08:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded

brilliant, fantastic and the crowd responses well
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 11-08-2012, 14:08:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKgYV_W_SA&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKgYV_W_SA&feature=g-all-u)

I know half of you subscribed to his channel anyway, but I enjoyed this one a lot. I dunno why, but I loved it. Nerd³ truly entertains me :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-08-2012, 14:08:56
http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html

anyone tried CLOP yet?

its QWOP but with unicorn
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 11-08-2012, 15:08:05
I point you in the direction of one John "TotalBiscuit" Bain playing that game during one of the breaks on the TGS podcast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THd6aFYCu74
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-08-2012, 20:08:07
Oud! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGklkjOCvzw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGklkjOCvzw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 12-08-2012, 12:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded

brilliant, fantastic and the crowd responses well

Hahahaha, great stuff. Such a catchy song, but the parodies are even better! ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-08-2012, 19:08:17
awesome chatroulette prank

http://vimeo.com/47292793
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-08-2012, 19:08:15
awesome chatroulette prank

http://vimeo.com/47292793
Quote
A few weeks ago this was the grand finale of our show during the biggest outdoor city festival in Europe, " Gentse Feesten" in Ghent, Belgium.
We pranked a few pervs on chatroulette. Vicky got them to show us their weener, the curtain behind her dropped and he was confronted with a few thousand people...
all pointing at him. PRICELESS!

Belgian humour :)


wait we have humour?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 12-08-2012, 20:08:49
Meanwhile, in Japan...

http://suidobashijuko.jp/#bto
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-08-2012, 23:08:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk233NQ94Rw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-08-2012, 12:08:19
Reality hits you hard, bro...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSBoOcGFFE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-08-2012, 02:08:09
(http://i.imgur.com/gJo3t.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/WRly4.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-08-2012, 23:08:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo

intresting theory about the internet porn
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-08-2012, 01:08:14
There is this german classic dialogue taken from some porn and it got really famous.

She: This is the breaker box we got problems with, if you could take a look at it.
He: I'd like to, but why is there lying straw around?
She: Why are you wearing a mask?
He: Well, then give me a blow***!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHfvCRVf7rk

Edit:// Well, probably not that funny for non native speakers. :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 16-08-2012, 01:08:14
haha, nice ! Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsMEOYA9g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsMEOYA9g) (Sorry it's german as well, but I think it does not matter too much in this case) I keep laughing everytime I watch it ;D

"Hey, what are you doing here ?"
"I just wanted to try on a uniform"
"You surely wanted to steal it, come."
and then this retarded "Alaaaaarm, Alaaaarm" along with the face of this moron, just godlike ;D

The "Alaaarm" is pretty much a running gag among me and my friends - for quite a long time now :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 16-08-2012, 06:08:30
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4436/piggydance.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-08-2012, 09:08:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjwKId4kJYI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-08-2012, 10:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQts9i6wdI

It's a movie and it's japanese.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 16-08-2012, 11:08:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded)

The life of Marshall Mannerheim, the famous Finnish general and national hero will soon be released as a movie. Looks pretty historically accurate, which is a huge bonus. Looking forward to see the whole flick.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-08-2012, 11:08:25
why so many dislikes in that video?

trololol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-08-2012, 11:08:52
"The Marshal of Finland, the film director Gilbert Lukalian believe that the best stories are universal. A good story can not identify with the people in Finland and Kenya, too. - My father was a soldier. I have seen very close to what happens when a person owns ..."

"Our movies Marshal of Finland (The Marshal of Finland) is a modern interpretation of Gustaf Mannerheim's life. It tells of a successful soldier, the nation's hero, a myth remains a prisoner and not able to combine career and family life, but eventually left without love. The film ..."

=> lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 16-08-2012, 12:08:12
Welcome to modern day Finland, where all immigrants are GODS. Film was produced by our NATIONAL TELEVISION BROADCASTING COMPANY YLE (like UK has BBC) with taxpayers money. Glad it only cost $20k.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 16-08-2012, 12:08:11
So, as I understand it, it tells about kenyan guy and his story is sort of compared to to mannerheim?

If so, fine, but movie still rides with name of mannerheim for no apparent reason. If it's actually about mannerheim himself, then this is really bad joke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 16-08-2012, 12:08:44
So, as I understand it, it tells about kenyan guy and his story is sort of compared to to mannerheim?

If so, fine, but movie still rides with name of mannerheim for no apparent reason. If it's actually about mannerheim himself, then this is really bad joke.

It is about Mannerheim himself...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 13:08:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded)

The life of Marshall Mannerheim, the famous Finnish general and national hero will soon be released as a movie. Looks pretty historically accurate, which is a huge bonus. Looking forward to see the whole flick.
I, for one, think that this might be interesting or even plain good.

I'm a huge fan of telling old stories in a completely new location. Come on, who of you don't love Hamlet in Africa?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 16-08-2012, 13:08:18
Too much for my narrow mind to handle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 16-08-2012, 16:08:14
Uhhhhh, what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 16-08-2012, 17:08:51
reading it multiple times doesn't stop it sounding nonsensical, WTF is this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 17:08:19
A film about Marshal Baron C. G. E. Mannerheim filmed in Kenya featuring Kenyan actors.

Some Finns are highly annoyed because they think this mocks Muhammed Mannerheim and that such films about the prophet marshal are blasphemy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 16-08-2012, 17:08:52
This is....really fucking weird.  It would be like doing a film of George Washington, and hiring a mexican to act as him, and filming in Mexico.  Or doing a film on Kemal Ataturk, and filming/casting the role in the jungles of Vietnam.  It's a travesty to history.  This isn't fiction like Hamlet, Thor.  Nor is this meant as a parody from what I can tell.  This is history being ridiculed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 16-08-2012, 18:08:05
You guys are totally racist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chadoi on 16-08-2012, 18:08:43
I'd rather watch this than some horrendous Mel Gibson abortion portrayed as historically accurate when it's about as genuine as his apology for anti-semitism
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 16-08-2012, 18:08:00
I'd rather watch this than some horrendous Mel Gibson abortion portrayed as historically accurate when it's about as genuine as his apology for anti-semitism

I'd rather watch neither.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 16-08-2012, 18:08:58
This is....really fucking weird...  otherexamples...  This is history being ridiculed.

I agree with the said motion, and continue with saying that it is a sad way of making money. If they'll even make any...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 18:08:26
"Travesty to history." "This is history being ridiculed."

What the actual fuck?

No one is claiming that the film's setting would be historically accurate in any way, shape or form. No one is rewriting history or trying to convince anyone that he was actually from Kenya. Not-a-documentary-film! It's merely a short film about his person in a very different light than usually.

How many DOCUMENTARIES there are about Washington? Or Atatürk? How accurate are those? How many of them contain a shit ton of propaganda and blatant lies? THAT is travesty and ridicule.

Zacharias Topelius wrote in 1853:
"--Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
 Therefore, if you have the capacity to suffer or rejoice with the generation that had been... to hate with them... to love with them... to be transported to admire, to despise, to curse as they have done - in a word: to live among them with your whole heart and not alone with your cold, reflecting judgement...
 ... then follow me. I will lead you down into the well. My hand is weak and my sketch humble, but your heart will guide you better than I.
 Upon that I rely... and begin"


You look at this film as the old man... but that should be left to the research and documentaries, the actual science of history. The quote is from Topelius' historical novel. It is based on real history and feature many historical figures, but it's not a documentary. Gustavus Adolphus leads the battles like he did, Gustav III's political schemes are there, but it is not supposed to be taken as a fact. Topelius wishes that people could enjoy history and stories in their own way, reading historical adventure novels, stories about leaders of past time... And to have science as science and documentaries as documentaries.

I think it should be quite clear that this Mannerheim film is NOT supposed to be a piece of scientific research.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-08-2012, 18:08:01
Tesla and The Oatmeal together again!

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-08-2012, 19:08:13
Well, it kinda gives the Kenyans "a feel" of how if they had a leader like Marshall Mannerheim, just as the Finns feel it. More immersion for specific audience, I'd say.

But for me, it's a mixed bag. I kinda like the controversy it brings, intentional or not. People are quick to jump on conclusions sometimes. In the movie "The Year of Living Dangerously" (1982) by Peter Weir, they casted a caucasian lady (Linda Hunt) to portray an oriental man. Weird, controversial, but to call it morbid is like blowing it out of proportions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 16-08-2012, 20:08:35
It could be an innovative approach, if the authors really intended to tell a "universal" story.

Imagine, if you will, a small country, after having been under colonial powers for centuries, finally gains its independence but goes through a bloody civil war where all neighbouring states meddle in, and starting to recover from that, is still an agrarian, poorly developed country with lacking education and scant few resources. Later on, gets invaded by one of the old colonial powers while getting minor aid from the other. All this viewed through the eyes of a career officer from a bygone age. This man served in the colonial army when wars were few and were gentlemanly affairs. Branded as a butcher by the losing party of the civil war, he did what he thought was necessary to pacify the country, but feels equally awkward by the semi-mythical status the victors award him - especially since he is from a different tribe and has little in common with the people on either side. Later on, there is a revolt who wants him to show support, no thank you, he has already seen one civil war, and the situation cools down. Later, a group of wealthy businessmen and military officers are plotting for a more organized coup and actually ask him to head the junta - again, he declines, not sharing their values, and also the idea is absurd; he, of the wrong tribe, having spent most of his career in service of the former colonial master, being from upper class, would become a figurehead for a ultranationalist populist regime? And in the meanwhile, social life presents him more and more challenges; no more arranged marriages or parties for nobility only, women are especially adopting worldly habits, his friends from the colonial army are in exile or back to their home country. But much as he would avoid war, the bigger neighbouring state sees an opportunity and invades. So he has to unite the people - some of whom he fought against not even one generation ago - and face and adapt to a changed battlefield. And when the country needs to be led out of the war, he reluctantly agrees, but only until it is certain that peace will hold this time and someone else could be chosen. And finally, his ailing health and fears of reprisals from the invading state force him to take exile far away from his country - without a spouse, without his friends.

I could totally see this story being applied to an African country - real or imaginary - and really finding resonance there (and globally). Of course, you could even transplant the story (with some details changed) to Vietnam, even the opportunistic neigbouring state would apply (many people seem to be completely unaware of the Chinese invasion that took place after Vietnam ended the Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia; a bit too large an operation to call just a punitive expedition, except of course to explain afterwards why they "decided" to retreat). Yes, it could be a novel retelling and would make people look things differently.

But then again, this film could be just trolling for trolling's sake. At least the director has behaved that way: in TV interview he had stated how he had wanted to provoke a certain forum known for opposing the red-green politicians and how they had already threatened him -- FAIL, at the time of the interview, there was not a single threat on that forum, but on many other, non-political forums there were plenty. And they're already making a documentary on making of the movie that's no doubt (based on the director's and producer's comments) supposed to prove how all Finns are racist bigots and should be put to re-education camps or something to that effect.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-08-2012, 20:08:20
On the topic of the Mannerheim movie, it just once again reminds me of how artistic types think in Finland; i.e. they make art that is as repulsive as possible just to get a reaction out of people. The way I see it, if you can't get a reaction out of people any other way, that just means you're a shitty artist.

Oh, and apparently some people involved in the filming have started receiving threats. Big surprise.

/Edit: As for the thread, here's a cat:

(http://catswithpens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Annoyed-Cat-2990310324_ae561985351.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-08-2012, 21:08:07
But then again, this film could be just trolling for trolling's sake. At least the director has behaved that way: in TV interview he had stated how he had wanted to provoke a certain forum known for opposing the red-green politicians and how they had already threatened him -- FAIL, at the time of the interview, there was not a single threat on that forum, but on many other, non-political forums there were plenty. And they're already making a documentary on making of the movie that's no doubt (based on the director's and producer's comments) supposed to prove how all Finns are racist bigots and should be put to re-education camps or something to that effect.

In this case.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/14613272.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 21:08:18
Tesla and The Oatmeal together again!

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum
Ill just bump this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-08-2012, 02:08:26
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7my6zzFQ01qg39ewo1_500.gif)


Can always appreciate a .gif involving Ghidorah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 17-08-2012, 03:08:32
immigrants are GODS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 17-08-2012, 10:08:06
At age 65 Arnold makes a come back with the movie The Last Stand (2013)

When asked about the movie, this is what the senior actor could share:
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUxNDQ3NTczMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjA0MjYyOA@@._V1._SY317_.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-08-2012, 11:08:01
(http://i.imgur.com/yLLmo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-08-2012, 11:08:34
At age 65 Arnold makes a come back with the movie The Last Stand (2013)

When asked about the movie, this is what the senior actor could share:
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUxNDQ3NTczMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjA0MjYyOA@@._V1._SY317_.jpg)

I think he had some really good ones in Total Recall.

MELLLINAAAA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-08-2012, 13:08:56
E-sports, serious business:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1031981031.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-08-2012, 21:08:46
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_VhfxAnXU

Old man doing the apache dance. LOL  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-08-2012, 21:08:38
(http://i.imgur.com/yLLmo.jpg)

Gotta love the fact that there is no mention of a horse.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 17-08-2012, 23:08:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s3z-Rbxl9nY

Video of the WEEK  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-08-2012, 03:08:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECx-42Wlho&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 18-08-2012, 09:08:48
Where did you find this, Cherokee? Nanarland?

EDIT: If you like bad movie extracts, look at this and hear the sounds closely:
http://www.nanarland.com/play_video.php?vid=203
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-08-2012, 14:08:33
if you have some time to kill and are looking for a crappy B film of the good old days, i can recommend "The Giant Claw". I've never laughed so hard on a Sci-Fi horror movie. All science is wrong the bird looks silly, scenes are just hilarious. Great for watching in the evening :) . Saw it on TV a few years ago, but I'll provide the link to see it online.

full movie :http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4712108578917506726
Trailer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8

It's one of those movies that is so bad, it becomes good :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 19-08-2012, 02:08:22
5,000 STG44's recovered in Syria
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?216437-5000-StG-44s-captured-in-Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6EsCle4ooM0
wonder what the fate of these weapons will be?  :o
I want 1... :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-08-2012, 03:08:39
Probably they will be used to kickstart the economy after the rebels get pwned.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 19-08-2012, 08:08:21
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-08-2012, 09:08:54
Anybody have a link for the Forgotten Hope Downfall parody? Can't seem to find it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-08-2012, 13:08:55
5,000 STG44's recovered in Syria
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?216437-5000-StG-44s-captured-in-Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6EsCle4ooM0
wonder what the fate of these weapons will be?  :o
I want 1... :(

lol wtf ?
do they even still make ammo for these on industrial scale ? Otherwise I can imagine it's pretty expensive to fire these antiquities...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-08-2012, 13:08:02
5,000 STG44's recovered in Syria
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?216437-5000-StG-44s-captured-in-Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6EsCle4ooM0
wonder what the fate of these weapons will be?  :o
I want 1... :(

lol wtf ?
do they even still make ammo for these on industrial scale ?
Yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2012, 13:08:50
Pvri still makes 7.92x33mm ammo officially for the Lebanese militia.

And Sport Systeme Dittrich makes perfect semi-automatic reproductions of MKb 42(H), MP 43/1, and StG 44 and these are chamberd in the origenal 7.92x33 kurz

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 19-08-2012, 15:08:56
As soon as the Security Council's hammer hit, Egyptian trucks with weapons rolled into Tobruk, Libya.

In Syria, they are fighting near the old crusader stronghold in Aleppo with WW2 style weapons.

History has a wicked sense of humor.

Amazing find, I want one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chadoi on 19-08-2012, 17:08:30
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(

Would this discovery not lower the value of STGs now?

I mean, surely their price was based upon the fact that there was a very limited supply? With this new collection their availability should increase, no?

*of course as you said, assuming they actually make it out of Syria in one piece
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-08-2012, 20:08:03
They changed the Pringles guy ಠ_ಠ

(http://i.imgur.com/T467l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-08-2012, 20:08:16
That is wrong on many levels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 19-08-2012, 20:08:26
They are going to pring-hell's for this! (you get the joke?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 19-08-2012, 21:08:35
Whyy? what for? That's just...wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-08-2012, 21:08:23
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(

Would this discovery not lower the value of STGs now?

I mean, surely their price was based upon the fact that there was a very limited supply? With this new collection their availability should increase, no?


It will.

And us prices for automatic weapons don't count :p
In Belgium they wont fetch over 5000 i think, maybe if there is an mp43 in there but otherwise i doubt it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 19-08-2012, 21:08:37
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(

More like $20,000 on the high-end.  And that is for an NFA pre-86 one.  Since the USA sucks a large amount of donkey penis the only value one of those would have to most people is a 10 year stint in federal prison.

Still...I shed a tear with you Muddy.   :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-08-2012, 22:08:30
I am going to agree with Lainer on this because he is cooler. Not to mention all his firearms  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-08-2012, 23:08:50
(http://i.imgur.com/hdTRQ.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic261.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 20-08-2012, 01:08:49
i dont get the pringles one ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-08-2012, 04:08:43
i dont get the pringles one ???

It's Satan laughing at all of us, can you not see?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-08-2012, 10:08:44
i dont get the pringles one ???

There's nothing to get. They gave the Pringles guy eyebrows, mouth and arms. The classic moustached gentleman turned into an abomination.

...not really, but it reminds me of this:

(http://www.bananalogic.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/emoticons-600x431.png)



(http://www.pringles.com/en-US/Assets/images/product-category/cheezumms-product.png)

Durr, Pringles!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 20-08-2012, 14:08:06
Ow oke, guess im not a pringles guy (http://vrouwenpower.nl/smilies/forumsmiley2907.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 20-08-2012, 14:08:51
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91c3uMOjm1qeo77ho1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 20-08-2012, 16:08:58
*David Attenborough voice*

This is the 9gag in its natural habitat... For most biologists, the 9gag is still a complete mystery... It first appeared here several years ago, apparently imported by Vietnamese fishermen. It has no natural enemies, so it was allowed to roam freely and reproduce. It seems to have no purpose in life, no vital task to perform to make this world turn better, and it appears to be mind-bogglingly stupid... It has rampaged its environment, driving the Blackadder and the Funnyjokefromtheguyatthebar to near extinction...

Recently, the government has authorised hunting parties and wildlife preservers to hunt the 9gag in order to protect this beautiful landscape of the Off-Topic National Park.

Helicopters are the weapon of choice, preferably black ones. When the 9gag catches eye of one, it goes absolutely berserk. But given that it is such a cumbersome and slow animal, it's a sitting duck...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-08-2012, 16:08:08
Lost it at "top of the food chain".


(http://i.imgur.com/AM8kx.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 20-08-2012, 16:08:15
improved and now closer to reality
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 20-08-2012, 18:08:52
I remember the time when 4cha was the shithole of the internet.

Oh wait, it still is  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-08-2012, 20:08:08


Oh wait, it still is  ;D
yep
without child porn that is

god that was fucking sick and pathethic in the past............
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-08-2012, 07:08:12
Seriously, you take less serious thing seriously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 21-08-2012, 14:08:46
Bloody hipsters stop hating. If the 9gag marks wouldnt be on the pictures you would have liked it.

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cat+-+Nigger.+What+is+the+need+for+a+5_82eac9_3673668.jpeg)

so racist ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 21-08-2012, 16:08:13
Actually, I wouldn't have....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-08-2012, 17:08:43
The Failed State Index - Measuring how shitty countries are instead of the other way around

http://www.fundforpeace.org/global/?q=fsi-grid2012

Can't say I know anything about what it's based on, but I like the results. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 21-08-2012, 17:08:36
Belgium has highest factionalized elites of western european countries...

SNAFU I'd say...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 21-08-2012, 19:08:54
The Failed State Index - Measuring how shitty countries are instead of the other way around

http://www.fundforpeace.org/global/?q=fsi-grid2012

Can't say I know anything about what it's based on, but I like the results. ;)


What a Crock of Shit  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-08-2012, 22:08:30
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/the_invader_by_ehud_lavski.jpg)



The dick had it coming.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 21-08-2012, 22:08:30
Absolutely brilliant. Had to choke back some man-tears at the end. :-)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 21-08-2012, 22:08:44
The Failed State Index - Measuring how shitty countries are instead of the other way around

http://www.fundforpeace.org/global/?q=fsi-grid2012

Can't say I know anything about what it's based on, but I like the results. ;)
Kalmar union arise!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-08-2012, 18:08:29
Meanwhile in Warsaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAV7cjnoII&feature=player_embedded#!
Someone watched too many Remi Gailard videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-08-2012, 01:08:48
Meanwhile in spain an 80 year old lady restores a Jesus fresco on her own. ;D

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-391824-galleryV9-hwgj.jpg)

Problem?

(http://tn.com.ar/sites/default/files/2012/08/22/uploaded/slide_246152_1412637_free.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 23-08-2012, 01:08:06
Hahaha! awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Stefan on 23-08-2012, 14:08:42
(http://i.imgur.com/NXV1u.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SJonni on 23-08-2012, 16:08:55
This has probably been posted before, but I can't help but laugh:
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/how-to-make-a-model-helicopter.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 23-08-2012, 16:08:07
or, PR players  ;D ;D

(http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16811.0;attach=4205;image)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-08-2012, 16:08:08
This has probably been posted before, but I can't help but laugh:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/how-to-make-a-model-helicopter.jpg
I have been making models for over ten years an I have never managed to cut myself in any way :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 23-08-2012, 16:08:44
same here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 23-08-2012, 17:08:20
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 23-08-2012, 19:08:29
You need the knife to cut away the remains of the sprue, at least I cannot use the clippers precisely enough. And filing them away is not always possible, at least if the part is delicate enough. Also, somtimes there's "flash" (thin remnants of extra plastic from the mould) around the actual part, the knife is again the best way to scrape that away. Also, sometimes you need to scrape a little paint away. Or you want to modify a part, and a plastic saw would be too big a tool for that.

And yes, I've cut myself a couple of times, but not too deep, nothing that a band-aid wouldn't handle. Rule of thumb is to always cut away from yourself or against the table.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-08-2012, 20:08:37
I've gotten worse cuts whittling than I have making models. I'm positive I only have one scar from models.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-08-2012, 21:08:19
I should not try whittling  then. I almost have cut my finger off twice and stabbed a razor almost completely through my big toe. That is just making models...  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-08-2012, 21:08:33
Lots more "awkward" angles when it comes to whittling. Not a hobby I would recommend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 23-08-2012, 21:08:21
I should not try whittling  then. I almost have cut my finger off twice and stabbed a razor almost completely through my big toe. That is just making models...  :o

please post a picture of how you are making models with your feet!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-08-2012, 22:08:36
I dropped the razor on the floor then accidentally kicked it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-08-2012, 22:08:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbhtZzHsbE&feature=player_embedded

DAFUQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 23-08-2012, 22:08:25
I bet you just saw that on 9GAG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 23-08-2012, 23:08:21
thats scary
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 23-08-2012, 23:08:38
thats scary

What? It looks cute!  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-08-2012, 05:08:39
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549545_10150992354512142_310169022_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 24-08-2012, 07:08:41
Something , for our beloved sisters in game   :P ;D
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/10ead20fef4463fc7adadd555583a0511280262732_full.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 07:08:20
Next time, click on the miniature Mona Lisa above the  :), then put your link inbetween the little code and you'll be set to go. I.e.

(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/10ead20fef4463fc7adadd555583a0511280262732_full.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 24-08-2012, 07:08:09
I know about that ... you just spoiled all surprise .... party pooper  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 24-08-2012, 08:08:01
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P

I do use those knives, but I really should use clippers when working on something made by Dragon. They make the attachment point to the sprue so incredibly thick you can't make it in one cut, you'd practically have to saw the part off. Try that on the top hull part on an Sd.Kfz.251/7
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-08-2012, 11:08:20
"Christmas was scary in Yugoslavia"

http://imgur.com/gallery/HbP8r

(What the fuck)
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Post by: Smiles on 24-08-2012, 15:08:15
hahahaha scarred for life
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-08-2012, 16:08:25
Meanwhile in spain an 80 year old lady restores a Jesus fresco on her own. ;D

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-391824-galleryV9-hwgj.jpg)

Problem?

(http://tn.com.ar/sites/default/files/2012/08/22/uploaded/slide_246152_1412637_free.jpg)

Am I the only one who feels sorry for this old woman ? :-\

After all she did it with the best intentions .. And the Spanish probably wouldn't have restored it either if it wouldn't have enjoyed the media attention it gets now ...
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Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 18:08:12
(http://i.minus.com/icxe59TvVCjoj.gif)

Got you guys a helicopter
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 24-08-2012, 18:08:10
Optical Illusion Spotted
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 18:08:27
The camera shutter synced with the helicopter blades  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 24-08-2012, 19:08:39