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Title: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-03-2010, 19:03:21
Post your jokes that you think may cause some LOL's.

Number 1: The Warrior

Number 2:
One day a father decided to have a talk with his son:
-Son, you are almost 30. Isn't it about time you got married?
-I am, father, in two weeks.
-Who's the lucky one?
-Andrew, from the next door.
-You can't marry Andrew, son! He's a Democrat!
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-03-2010, 19:03:48
A man walks in to a bar and says ouch.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-03-2010, 20:03:35
Last night I went to the club and was dressed to kill...


...turban, sandles, rucksack, the whole getup.





How do you turn a washing machine into a snow plough? Give her a shovel.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-03-2010, 20:03:16
Want to hear a joke? OK:

"This thread is fun!"


Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 03-03-2010, 20:03:39
What's the difference between a jew and santa claus?

I won't finish the joke as it might get me banned, damn political correctness...
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 03-03-2010, 20:03:36
Girls want to borrow the Ferrari from her father.

Father says "You know what to do"
So she gets down and her knees and gives him a blowjob.

Next day she says "Dad can I borrow the Car. He replies "You know the drill". And down she goes.

It's weekend and she wants to borrow it again. So her dad shows her his pecker. She opens her mouth and goes like "ohh what the hell is that brown stuff."

Dad answers "Oh shit I forgot, your brother borrowed the car earlier"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-03-2010, 20:03:58
An infinite number of physicists walk into a bar.  The first one asks "I'll have a pint please," and the next says "I'll have half what he's having".  The remaining physicists concour with the second guy.

The landlord takes a long look down the line, pours 2 pints and tells them their all stupid.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2010, 20:03:50
Hitler and his buddy fritz walk into a POW camp.

He stops by a British pilot
"How high can ze jump?"
""One meter.""
"Fritz,Grab and give him a bread, because he can jump one meter"
Being captured and then givin a bread. Food was scarce for prisoners
Hitler then goes to a Russian pilot
"How high can ze jump?"
""2 meters""
"Fritz! Grab and give zies man 2 breads! Because he can jump 2 meter!

The next person, an american pilot, overheard this conversation, and decided to take advantage of it
And he goes to Hitler

""Hitler! I can jump 4 meter!""
"Really? can you jump 4 meter?"
""Yes!!""
"Fritz! Grab a Rifle! He can jump over our fence!"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 03-03-2010, 20:03:33
A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach.  A beautiful woman walks by and asks him, "Have you ever been hugged before?"  The man says, "No..." and the woman gives him a great big bear hug, then walks away.  About an hour later, an even more beautiful woman walks up and asks him, "Have you been kissed before?"  The man again says, "No..." and the woman gives him a long, passionate kiss, then walks away.  About an hour later, the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen walks up and says, "Have you ever been fucked before?"  Sensing a pattern, the man gets excited and manages to stammer out, "No..."  The woman looks around, then looks back to the man and says, "Well, you are now, because the tide is coming in."  Then she walks away.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-03-2010, 21:03:20
A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach.  A beautiful woman walks by and asks him, "Have you ever been hugged before?"  The man says, "No..." and the woman gives him a great big bear hug, then walks away.  About an hour later, an even more beautiful woman walks up and asks him, "Have you been kissed before?"  The man again says, "No..." and the woman gives him a long, passionate kiss, then walks away.  About an hour later, the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen walks up and says, "Have you ever been fucked before?"  Sensing a pattern, the man gets excited and manages to stammer out, "No..."  The woman looks around, then looks back to the man and says, "Well, you are now, because the tide is coming in."  Then she walks away.

+1 iRep! Havent read that one before, most certainly amusing.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-03-2010, 21:03:51
That was the best joke so far.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the woman cross the road?

Better question is what was she doing out of the Kitchen?

Why are women's feet shorter?

So they can stand closer to the sink
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Sir Apple on 03-03-2010, 21:03:25
Obama stole a gold medal from a downhill skier. Obama said he took it because nobody has gone downhill faster them himself.


(thx mudra)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 03-03-2010, 21:03:47

My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated, & kept asking "Why didnt they want me?" I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me 2 make love 2 her, which led to more tears. On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" was a little insensitive.


Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and cant believe she's doing so well.But has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket & a parka, she said! Er hellooo read the ****ing tin it says for best results put on 2 coats!

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits a car windscreen?

It's arse


Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.


In New York they named a street after Chuck Norris in recogninition for the many times he saved the city.
However, after thousands of deaths, they had to re-name the street.
NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives!


A few from HLP forum
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 03-03-2010, 22:03:34
Kid and Mom in the Kitchen:

"Mommy ? Can i have the cookies please ?"
"Sure, they are on the cupboard"
"Can you please give them to me ?"
"No, get them yourself"
"But Mom, you know, i've got no arms"
"Well, no arms, no cookies"

Friend of mine told me that yesterday ...
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-03-2010, 22:03:00
two tomates crossed the road, one of them were run over. the other one said:
"come on, catch-up!"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Archimonday on 03-03-2010, 22:03:40
A man has "I Love You" tattooed on his dick, and he turns to his wife and asks:

- Want to give me a blow job?

to which she replys

- Strop trying to put words in my mouth.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 03-03-2010, 22:03:45
Kid and Mom in the Kitchen:

"Mommy ? Can i have the cookies please ?"
"Sure, they are on the cupboard"
"Can you please give them to me ?"
"No, get them yourself"
"But Mom, you know, i've got no arms"
"Well, no arms, no cookies"

Friend of mine told me that yesterday ...

I don't get it.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 03-03-2010, 23:03:51
This joke need a little explenation before I can post it.

This joke takes place in Poland during the cold war (behind iron curtain) when the whole block was piss poor and everything that was in the west was simply better - closest comparison Federal Republic of Germany.


"A boy sits on his dad lap and asks:
-Daddy can I ask you something?
-Why yes son, what is it?
-If we won the war why we don't live like in FRG?"

Really hard to throw it over the cultural gap.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 04-03-2010, 00:03:12
A blond chick walks into the Dry Cleaners and places a sweater on the counter. She asks the owner, "How long will it take to get this stain out?". The owner, a little old lady who didn't hear her clearly, asks, "Come again?" The blond chick blushes and says, "No, it's just mustard this time..."
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-03-2010, 01:03:01
A professor of mathematics sent an e-mail to his wife. It read:

Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband


When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don't wait up.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 04-03-2010, 01:03:39
How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period?


She can taste the blood on her son's penis.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 04-03-2010, 01:03:50
How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period?


She can taste the blood on her son's penis.

hahaha that one was actually good :)



but so far, gotta agree with moose and fuchs, ionizers was best so far
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 04-03-2010, 02:03:51
 Olympics joke that I heard last week before the big Hockey game...


 "If we don't win the gold medal, we are going to burn Vancouver down to the ground with the Olympic flame"


 Or Stephen Colbert saying " Vancouver's Downtown Eastside (really poor and crime-ridden area) is one block of a failed socialist state"


edited for simple spelling mistake     
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-03-2010, 02:03:28
A British fighter pilot got downed over German occupied airspace and was captured by the Nazis on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them "Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my country next time you send a bombing mission?"

The Nazis figured there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid.

A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries and had to be amputated, and again, he asked his captors to drop in over England on the next raid, and again they obliged.

The next week his arm succumbed to injuries and it was amputated. Again, he asked the German guards to have it dropped over England on the next raid. The German barked at him "Nein!"

The POW was shocked, "Why not? You've done it before!"

"Because," they guard said, "We think you're trying to escape..."

~ thanks to orion549
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-03-2010, 18:03:05
It made me giggle, Warrior, congrats.

Though after they dropped the first leg I vaguely saw it coming.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-03-2010, 17:03:16
Bump

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs464.snc3/25469_1416047329807_1491313844_31091762_6066080_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 31-03-2010, 17:03:32
2 haitians walked in a bar.








.. It collapsed.

Okay im sorry, bad joke :(
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-03-2010, 17:03:41
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 31-03-2010, 22:03:08
Good one flippy, made me giggle!
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 01-04-2010, 00:04:38
Q: What was the last thing to go through the pilot's mind when he crashed?

A: The engine.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-04-2010, 00:04:27
When I'm drinking, I only take one beer, because after that one beer I'll be a different man!

And he drinks rest of the beers.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-04-2010, 00:04:04
So a beaver walks into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke, but your moms a whore
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-04-2010, 01:04:35
So a beaver walks into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke, but your moms a whore

post of the year for me! lulz!  :D

it's like "what's the difference between your mum and an apple? Your mums a slag."


Q: what do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: take it for a drag

A paedophile and a young boy were walking through the woods late at night.
The boy looks up at the paedophile and says "but mister, I'm scared..."
The paedophile looks back at the boy and says, "think yourself lucky I've got to walk out of here on my own".

[senses ban hammer]



Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-04-2010, 01:04:34
<Bad joke>
What do you get if you eat uranium?
Atomic ache.
</Bad joke>
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 01-04-2010, 07:04:21
Joke 1
A young female intern, an elderly female diplomat, Ariel Sharon and Arafat are standing in a train when it passes under an alcove - Everything goes dark... Everyone hears two distinct sounds, a kiss and a slap

Once the train emerges, Arafat is seen clasping his sore cheek with a comical look on his face. Being diplomatic no one says a word, but these are their thoughts:

Elderly woman: Poor fool, he must have tried to kiss the young intern and got slapped
Young Intern: Poor fool, he must have tried to kiss the old lady thinking it was me and got slapped
Arafat: What the hell happened?
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2008/05/29/arafat.gif)
Sharon: tihihi! I cannot wait for the next alcove to make kissing sounds and slap Arafat
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 01-04-2010, 08:04:55
Once there was three axis leaders, Hitler, Mussolini and Mannerheim.
They all argued whose men were bravest:

Mussolini said to his solider to climb to a tower and jump down. Italian solider did it and broke his neck.

Hitler said to his solider to climb even higher tower during allied air raid and jump down. German solider did it, broke his neck and got a bunch of bullet holes.

Mannerheim said to his solider to also climb high tower and jump down. Finnish solider said "Hell no, jump yourself".

Who was actually the bravest...
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 01-04-2010, 12:04:15
So a Judge let a rabbit loose into the woods and had the FBI, CIA and NYPD on the job

The FBI go in first, come out an hour later and tell the judge
"We found the rabbit, but it had broken no known federal laws so we turned it loose"
The Judge responded
"You idiots, you didn't find the rabbit!"

The CIA go in next, come out an 30minutes later and tell the judge
"We found the rabbit, but don't worry, we made it a double-agent so we've turned it loose"
The Judge responds
"You idiots, you didn't find the rabbit!"

The NYPD go in third...
5minutes later, a big brown bear comes running out beating and blue and thumping its chest declaring,
"I confess, I'm a rabbit! I am a rabbit!!"

Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-04-2010, 15:04:21
(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1538/babboons.jpg) (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 01-04-2010, 17:04:52
Jeez, you guys and your sense of humour... ::)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2010, 02:04:11
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/302484754_8ad3ef6b81_o.jpg)
This totally made my day.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: djinn on 03-04-2010, 02:04:03
I wonder whether they realised it when they created that thing
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 03:04:13
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halolz-dot-com-sonicthehedgehog-supermariobros-princesspeach-fasterthanmario.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Kev4000 on 03-04-2010, 04:04:54
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-04-2010, 04:04:13
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
+1 iRep :)
Don't tell me what it means... I don't want to hear.


Oh wait, tell me, i'm bored.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-04-2010, 06:04:09
A plane with german paratroopers above Greece.

The instructor guides every single parachutist to the door and pushes him out.

"Come on , come on , come on !" "We dont have time to mess around !"

"Out with you cowards!" "Come on ! The next one ! go go go!"

But one of them resists to jump by all means. He kicks punches and screams, tries to stem his legs against the doorframe.

"Out with you !" "We have no time for cowards !"

At last, the instructor gives him a kick and he flies out of the door...

The remaining parachutists start to laugh..

"You think that was funny or what ?"

"Funny ? , yes indeed sir.....that was the pilot"
Then this one....

Guy: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic"
Father: "Well, I do not see anythign wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war"
Guy: "But Father, I collected rent from for every week that he stayed"
Father: "Well, that is not a good deed, but it was for a good cause, so that is fine."
Guy: "... but Father.... should I tell him the war is over?"

ALSO....
The leutnant says to the feldwebel :

"That guy over there is pretty good"

"Yes indeed, but i have a feeling that we should better check his personal background"

"Why ?"

"After every shot he carefully removes his fingerprints from the rifle"


-thanks to b-17engineer
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2010, 12:04:47


(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6z/2ah/3544/38882/normal_702811430.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/zn/c9z/9zyb/109063/normal_702770047.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-04-2010, 19:04:46
ha, good post Thor xD
Title: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 22:04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGa6uxSp5o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMGa6uxSp5o)

But more importantly: a thread for any of those funny pictures you find.

I'll start with a couple:

(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/544/12696891741051.jpg)
(http://media.fukung.net/images/5396/bandofclowns.gif)
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/zero1212/Ignorance.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2010, 22:04:30
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/302484754_8ad3ef6b81_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2010, 22:04:57
my view on religion=
(http://api.ning.com/files/rbgO-eVQnzDEG2LQsP3YK9*dKPaDx-ywu-rPcerLF*GkSH2Up7Y1fzhJqXMH-wU5qIs3Iv2zbb0D5qrW18It85m5JxGD90RO/atheism_motivational_poster_41.jpg)


oh and this one
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/Shc2uy19XmI/AAAAAAAAEwU/nXjVPeoe4ys/s800/25-motivational-posters-part-II-myspace.jpg)

*woman
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 22:04:50
(http://www.lunaran.com/pics/bobocomoehdrttb2usoa.jpg)
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/yo_dawg_macs.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Piuneer/1264365199274.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-04-2010, 22:04:00
It evolves into Arbok, fool.

Obrak backwords is Karbo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Fuchs on 03-04-2010, 22:04:40
The Ignorance motivational is an awesome comic, most people probably know it but.. Gone With The Blastwave. Completely my humor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2010, 22:04:45
It evolves into Arbok, fool.

Obrak backwords is Karbo.
I know that, obviously the person who made the pic knew that too but had a 'moment' while making it - all the letters are there but in the wrong order.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Ts4EVER on 03-04-2010, 22:04:59
(http://www.abload.de/img/dino8oxi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: ajappat on 03-04-2010, 23:04:29
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/qg/tk/r7c/183674/699901411.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2010, 23:04:18
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/qg/tk/r7c/183674/699901411.jpg)
This must be the best thing i ever saw on the internet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-04-2010, 23:04:18
The Ignorance motivational is an awesome comic, most people probably know it but.. Gone With The Blastwave. Completely my humor.
Does anyone besides me remember how McGibs was planning on a comic, which was to be called Cannon Fodder, with a similar plot but a cool and influenced by the 20th century, comic?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: ajappat on 03-04-2010, 23:04:26
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/693611310.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 03:04:12
Really? a thread with stuff found on the internet? I was thinking of this a week ago, but restrained myself (thought "might be too spammy;) )

I will try to show some restraint, I have found so many hilarious/weird things that it would fill the whole thread.


I'd like to show this one though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-P8PxfOtYY

A japanese commercial, for some kind of chicken-chips/crisps?
To this day, it is among the weirdest things I have ever seen on the net. But they have really succeeded with the commercial, I SERIOUSLY get mezmerized by it! yesterday I watched it 10 times in a row. The music, the dog, the dancing, the general weirdness, the confusion....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2010, 03:04:36
The hell?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: SJonni on 04-04-2010, 03:04:47
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/markduke/default/lmao--large-msg-126240859989.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Moose on 04-04-2010, 03:04:19
I don't know if it's videos Ted. Its mor like silly pictures like this, which I am laughing a bunch!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 05:04:11
Ah okay :) but admit it was weird!

okay some pics then, here are some I found lying around in my bookmarks.
Enjoy! I sure did

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/90a64a24c7a0e6ebdf1a28a560f221c8.jpg)

(http://keboch.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/imagesspider-20as-20payment.gif)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/lpxxfaintxx/leftgroup.jpg)

(http://pics.stileproject.com/rnd/img/feceschart.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2010, 16:04:23
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/when-youll-shit-it-shit-bricks-mindfuck-demotivational-poster-1220900204.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GZX4I.jpg)
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/Banned_From_K-Mart.jpg)
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t22/DougOOT/logicfail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: siben on 04-04-2010, 16:04:58
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23530_378523739035_821309035_3556018_5367978_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23530_378523714035_821309035_3556017_7072302_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs035.snc3/12317_1338679424767_1164574637_30987583_1373410_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-04-2010, 16:04:51
This thread....is made of pure win! Keep those pics coming!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 16:04:35
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6192/namnlsi.png)

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/70c158af0907be4cda56366b0fff5a3b.jpg)

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/c5530fc58dd789ccdbb31403a97e89a8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: sn00x on 04-04-2010, 16:04:04
(http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2009/06/teamwork-motivational-poster.jpg)
(http://www.ashland-city.k12.oh.us/staff/bespield/images/lunch%20bunch%20motivational%20poster%201.jpg)
(http://www.v1r4l.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/222922d1244193397-de-motivational-posters-shoulder-cookie-575x460.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Invincible on 04-04-2010, 16:04:32
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/Banned_From_K-Mart.jpg)

hahah indeed win! this one is very inspirational!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2010, 17:04:03
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129144614332424537.jpg)
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5868/1260440273225.jpg)
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Keith-Richards--35000.jpg)
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wipa10.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Josh094 on 04-04-2010, 17:04:06
Nice thread. I suppose I should contribute. :\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: :| Hi on 04-04-2010, 17:04:06
I don't know if the "Curious George" books are/were popular in europe but

(http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/264018-SandStone/18/19/why_so_curious_george_display.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Josh094 on 04-04-2010, 17:04:04
I don't know if the "Curious George" books are/were popular in europe but

(http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/264018-SandStone/18/19/why_so_curious_george_display.jpg)

I don't know if they are/were popular here but I'm still aware of it :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 04-04-2010, 18:04:16
Ohmygosh ! Right thread for me .. I got a whole folder in the desktop where i collect funny pictures :P

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-04-2010, 20:04:52
(http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mac_pc_spy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2010, 20:04:48
Ohmygosh ! Right thread for me .. I got a whole folder in the desktop where i collect funny pictures :P

<3 the Far Side.   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: :| Hi on 04-04-2010, 20:04:57
(http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mac_pc_spy.jpg)

lmfao, thats a good one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 04-04-2010, 21:04:56
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-avatar-plot-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2010, 21:04:52
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4711/r3812647092.jpg)
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1559/r3513974236.jpg)

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/466/1255674250326.jpg)

(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5019/epicfailcareerfairfail.jpg)

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6436/1255071618761.jpg)

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8862/1255668669665.jpg)


(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/623/1251482334285.jpg)

(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4448/1253407587nek0gamigcrrr.jpg)

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6931/18563846054193511602573.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-04-2010, 01:04:20
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs513.snc3/26963_102143873161036_100000962708307_12300_6426476_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 05-04-2010, 01:04:54
OK guys here's my first batch of contributions, many and exceedingly random!

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6919/tenniscat.png)
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7131/llamah.jpg)
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5204/sstrokeofthepeople.gif)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1817/hayguys2.jpg)
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5418/gaspriceslolomgwtf.jpg)
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8596/gandalfak47.jpg)
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9413/epicfailt.jpg)
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9514/donotsetyourselfonfirea.jpg)
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9915/confusinganidiot.png)
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/12/capt9a9a3fa9940e4c97a5b.jpg)
(http://img144.imageshack.us/i/antifagkittenmissile.jpg)
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9411/8531manlyessenceposters.jpg)
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1641/att1180303.jpg)

THERE edited. Stupid imageshack.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-04-2010, 01:04:32
Also invisible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Hockeywarrior on 05-04-2010, 02:04:23
Also invisible.
Fixed. Image shack added a random "/" to the end of my links, thus breaking them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Kubador on 05-04-2010, 02:04:29
(http://i.imgur.com/Q3JcX.jpg)
(http://jeskanola.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/monorail-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 05-04-2010, 02:04:43
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/bansheetail210.jpg)
USN plane that landed on the wrong carrier.

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/Chineseknockoffswisswatch.jpg)
Chinese knockoff watch.

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/StephenHawking.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/YouCannotPass.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/darwin.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/roosterversusvelociraptor.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/WDW_Megaraptor/zlhdwtnzodde.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2010, 12:04:49
(http://api.ning.com/files/GSADGh2o4Z6AMFkQWkLEI*zHG3twA4Stj*udWn*paa863hYGjR0KXQQAk2HQGymx/behead.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2010, 12:04:48
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/g6/82a/0dcx/24850/341042326.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: worldwar2freak on 05-04-2010, 14:04:41
oh wow...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2010, 14:04:08
(http://www.singaporeolevelmaths.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/irrational-pi.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 05-04-2010, 15:04:37
Thats awesome. :D

"Get paid by awesome finnish social system" XD


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Timmay9/11 on 05-04-2010, 17:04:06
USN plane that landed on the wrong carrier.

funny
please tell us the whole story  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Miklas on 05-04-2010, 19:04:30
A guy selling his car:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/125t3ef.jpg)

About the Georgia conflict:
(http://i40.tinypic.com/ic8fwk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: siben on 05-04-2010, 19:04:33
(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2009-09-14-Menace.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Natty on 05-04-2010, 20:04:47
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e285/Natty_Wallo/michaaaAAAAAA.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Tedacious on 05-04-2010, 20:04:47
(http://www.extratextual.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/michael-jackson-home-alone-with-mcauley-culkin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2010, 21:04:18
(http://www.pedobaer.org/pedobaer/pedobear-holland.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 05-04-2010, 21:04:33
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/ebatttt.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/avatar.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/2fd924b90fb0.jpg)

Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: fh_spitfire on 05-04-2010, 22:04:12
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Damn you Kev, do you want to kill most fh2 fans so nobody will play the game? :P

@Thorondor: awesome ^^

EDIT: To make this post not-spammy one:

IT technician's wife tels him to go to a shop:
"buy sausages and if they have eggs, buy ten."
the guy walks into the shop and asks:
"are there any eggs?"
"yes" says the grocer
"so give me 10 sausages"
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 05-04-2010, 22:04:48
Joke 1: America
Joke 2: Women's rights
Joke 3: A man walks into a bar, he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 05-04-2010, 22:04:54
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/FrenchArmyKnife.jpg)

French Army Knife ;D  (no offence to frenchmen, it was just funny, i guess most have seen it before too)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 05-04-2010, 22:04:45
Joke 2: Women's rights

This?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__2LHSX7H5P0/SvM1yy2FZ8I/AAAAAAAAAik/v2h57oajf70/s400/Im-a-woman-and-I-have-rights-LOL-500x321.jpg)
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: fh_spitfire on 05-04-2010, 22:04:37
Just reminded myself another one:

physicist, mathematician and biologist are watching a house. Once 2 people enter the house, a short while after that, 3 people leave.
Biologist: "they reproducted!"
physicist: "no, that's a measurement error"
mathematician: "if one more person enters the house, it will be empty"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-04-2010, 22:04:20
Joke and I went on the internet topics merged.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 05-04-2010, 22:04:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY&feature=player_embedded#at=183

Top 20: 5 second films

My favorites, Renegade Pervert and Flip a baby
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 05-04-2010, 22:04:36
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4100/besoffenaufklo.jpg) (http://img714.imageshack.us/i/besoffenaufklo.jpg/)

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9035/autschc.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/autschc.jpg/)

netherlands like russia:

(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9665/cimg0157q.jpg) (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/cimg0157q.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-04-2010, 22:04:25
Lol'd! Free Stalin. Should be stalling to park your bicycle  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2010, 00:04:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RexQLrcqwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAfl2RmAZc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-04-2010, 00:04:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RexQLrcqwc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAfl2RmAZc
I consider this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

To be a real challenger for the best python sketch!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-04-2010, 01:04:59
(http://granitegrok.com/pix/men_women_buy_pants_diagram.jpg)
(http://rhinestonearmadillo.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54efdf1128833011570096132970b-800wi)
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/80%20Interesting%20Comparison.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256721442626.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/Piuneer/ShowCover.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256267522090.png)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256342736149.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1256322375620.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: worldwar2freak on 06-04-2010, 02:04:41
How do I place my pictures? I cant figure it out....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-04-2010, 02:04:32
Once uploaded to some site (I.e. Imageshack) click the small picture above the  ;) :D smily faces and insert the link to the photo, or you can put [img]insertlink here [@/img] without the @
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 06-04-2010, 17:04:11
NSFW! - Apache overkill in Iraq  (Apols didn't know where else to put this, would like people to watch it, but doesn't need it's own thread.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0)

how the hell is this funny?
its the worst shit i have seen in ages and i wish those focktards in the appache get busted for that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-04-2010, 17:04:59
I made the thread, I say its for funny stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 06-04-2010, 17:04:02
removed it then.  sorry.


done here.  fuck this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-04-2010, 19:04:17
removed it then.  sorry.


done here.  fuck this
You're not alone. I think it's mixed "fun/fascinating/interesting".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 06-04-2010, 20:04:44
Good Python sketch: Merchant Banker --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhb0XII93I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 06-04-2010, 23:04:52
Here are a few, not sure how mnay you've seen before...
(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/whofish.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/reindeer_revenge.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/indianmoon.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/mouse1.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/bizzaro-1.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/epic-fail-financial-advice-fail.jpg)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/dummy.gif)

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/brainstorm.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 06-04-2010, 23:04:55
That last one is the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 06-04-2010, 23:04:13
That last one is the best.
I agree :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 07-04-2010, 01:04:33
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SXgJM94MboI/AAAAAAAAHGI/sMFk2_oD2yI/s400/your-mom-is-a-whore.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-04-2010, 12:04:20
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs444.ash1/24487_115466668465249_100000057490822_273481_353765_n.jpg)



(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs445.snc3/25547_1297364627273_1025087622_696189_2858438_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 07-04-2010, 12:04:05
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/myfavoritepicture.gif)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/e0610306b8e6.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/x_74a697ea.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 07-04-2010, 14:04:05
O... noooo...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 07-04-2010, 16:04:54
nice nick erna solberg ;D

or are you realy erna ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 07-04-2010, 17:04:42
hehe I'm an Erna, but not Solberg :)
and I guess you're Norwegian since you know who Erna Solberg is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SirGutz on 07-04-2010, 19:04:11
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2748/4495993800_4d3052835c_o.jpg)

(http://asset.soup.io/asset/0771/3018_93b4_480.jpeg)

(http://www.bf-games.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/kritisch.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-04-2010, 19:04:08
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5922/4382.jpg)
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5916/4379.jpg)


Hehe, yeah, Phun for the win. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-04-2010, 19:04:38
(http://i.imgur.com/EPXkY.jpg)
That furry is a spy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 07-04-2010, 19:04:05
 A Swede walks with a duck under his arm.
 A random bypasser say: " What are you supposed to do with that ape? "
 The swede say: "Its not an ape, its a duck "
 The random bypasser say: " I wasnt talking to you "

 (ive heard the joke with a swede, of course any nationality you wanna make fun of could replace it)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 07-04-2010, 19:04:48
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/dumb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-04-2010, 20:04:32
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050511132059/uncyclopedia/images/8/8e/BibleWarningLabel.jpg)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081221181613/uncyclopedia/images/f/f3/Furryfucks.jpg)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091021154020/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/44/Xboxhal.jpg/250px-Xboxhal.jpg)
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091231171144/uncyclopedia/images/a/a0/Lol.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 07-04-2010, 21:04:50
I just gotta re-post Thorondor's picture

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6z/2ah/3544/38882/normal_702811430.jpg)

Mainly because real life part is so damn true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-04-2010, 22:04:33
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/holocast666/Aoushot1.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/ZombiePickle333/anti%20emo%20stuff/stupid.jpg)
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5832/balloonsor4.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/traffic.gif)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r205/Jiffy_No0b/1210127795670.jpg)
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg217/MaBo123/lenin_ball.jpg)
(http://rptd.ch/misc/easucks.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-04-2010, 18:04:00
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs495.snc3/27025_107290415975185_100000826824929_63672_2896309_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs448.snc3/25680_379699514035_821309035_3587881_1367486_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-04-2010, 23:04:47
This happend years ago during the n00bstories days of C&C Renegade. When playing that game purely for the awesome guys in the community.MUDKIPS, was the most epic of them all
Darkdragon was like a 21 year old guy who hated the rest of the world(he said it himself) never left the house, did nothing but spamming and such.
Anyway, one day he said he freaked out so much, he FLIPPED a car!!

so this came


(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8963/epickips.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2010, 15:04:04
First off, the glorious German Brumbar :D

(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1712/1267565403541.jpg)
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1128/1265664831502.jpg)
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7012/1265665909073.jpg)
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7978/1267980402158.jpg)
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/109/1270725356056.jpg)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5224/1270724234866.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 10-04-2010, 18:04:57
US Military one was rather not funny....because a lot of them are NOT on welfare, in matter of fact a lot of them do have other jobs, and telling the ones that don't to get a job in an economy where it's hard to get a job, is just lame. Probably the most simplistic thing i've seen in a while. Ungrateful. I know of a lot more government officials that use our tax money and do a lot more dicking around than our soldiers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 10-04-2010, 18:04:59
Yeah, I didn't really get the humour in that one...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2010, 20:04:16
Well yeah, sorry then, i think its funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 10-04-2010, 20:04:01
I think it was alitte funny, but the last part about getting a job was unnecesarry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 10-04-2010, 20:04:48
I guess videos don't "belong" here, but anyway :) I love this one:

American vs Swedish recruitment ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8



The american is so incredibly cheesy :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-04-2010, 21:04:38
It sure is.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs472.ash1/25905_1409897764921_1156788380_1186554_806715_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 10-04-2010, 22:04:25
I guess videos don't "belong" here, but anyway :) I love this one:

American vs Swedish recruitment ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8



The american is so incredibly cheesy :P
The description for that YouTube video has always annoyed me.
IMHO its more like "Patriotism or Compassion?" instead of "Patriotism or Fear?".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2010, 22:04:43
Typical US comments aswel

But one guy his comment is the pure truth

powerman199 USA; I'll fight for my country
Sweden; I'll help other countries 5   1 dag geleden

And this guy

atosafi1 Sweden has a small military and doesn't like bloodshed, instead we put all our money into education, healthcare and other governemnt funded programs and our people have good lives.
America is bankrupt, stuck in 2 wars, lobbyists and oil companies rule the country and your people suffer from segregation, poverty etc.
You should be kissing China's ass for lending you money, not selling weapons to their enemies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-04-2010, 00:04:21
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/568321657.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 11-04-2010, 00:04:47
Uh...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 00:04:59
Too soon dude, maybe in a year or 2....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 11-04-2010, 00:04:51
That's way too early. 4chan takes the best of you mate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 11-04-2010, 00:04:52
So god damn sensitive.

(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7066/cleverman.jpg) (http://img181.imageshack.us/i/cleverman.jpg/)

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1705/1270694958276.png) (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/1270694958276.png/)

(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5207/1270934145642.jpg) (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/1270934145642.jpg/)

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1327/hahahahahag.jpg) (http://img80.imageshack.us/i/hahahahahag.jpg/)

(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6066/lololcv.png) (http://img710.imageshack.us/i/lololcv.png/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 11-04-2010, 01:04:30

(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/epic-fail-financial-advice-fail.jpg)


 :D mas 38
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 11-04-2010, 02:04:04
I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 11:04:15
Right. It's a very sick joke, and the joke is certainly on me ...

But while looking for 'angel teddybear' (dont ask) I was unfortunate enough to stumble upon this news link.
Let's just say, some things cannot be un-seen ... :-X

NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK 18+ (http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/25/buck-angel-too-much-man-or-is-it-too-much-woman-for-porn.aspx)  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2010, 11:04:50
MY EYES


MY EYES
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 11-04-2010, 11:04:12
That just killed my libido for the whole next week...thanks -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 11-04-2010, 11:04:37
Aww dude. That's messed up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-04-2010, 12:04:16
Poke my eyes out
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 11-04-2010, 12:04:15
What the hell...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 12:04:39
I'm giggling like a schoolgirl now... hi-hi-hi.....I told you the joke was on me  8) epic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2010, 12:04:12
I'm giggling like a schoolgirl now... hi-hi-hi.....I told you the joke was on me  8) epic!
You made us all loose any sense of taste in woman for the next week
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 12:04:45
All? ^^








The internet has made me immune to this kind of things i am afraid :s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 12:04:05
That's way too early. 4chan takes the best of you mate.

You have a bad view on 4chan my friend, its a nice place where people help and support each other.
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4306/25ssho8.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2010, 13:04:41
4chan special!!


(http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/4chan5.jpg)
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3192/4chanfullofnormalpeopleom6.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-04-2010, 13:04:05
Alright then, let me upload some stuff.
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/7200/11wgiug.jpg)
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8006/2556khl.jpg)
(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8573/25284376291588639745158.jpg)
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2633/k4tcj.jpg)
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/5211/a2qbkijpg.png)
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4679/1266790532190.png)
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2946/4chanlol.jpg)
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3286/15zscw2.jpg)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/738/23484374490958639745158.jpg)
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7826/1270727010781.jpg)
This tread is pure WIN :D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-04-2010, 13:04:01
4Chan is bigger then The Beatles and Jesus combined
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-04-2010, 15:04:46
All? ^^

The internet has made me immune to this kind of things i am afraid :s
Yeah seriously :P what's the big deal. That's not even close to the "worst" i've seen, plus it's old.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-04-2010, 15:04:40
Please describe it so my youthful eyes remain untainted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-04-2010, 15:04:53
a butch man with a vagina instead of a penis
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-04-2010, 19:04:28
Some exciting new footage of Hitler that has recently been restored..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ed5fBHHVU&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 19:04:37
Haha...so bad it's funny I guess...

I liked this sketch of them too, they talk English with a dutch accent and to my utter surprise it's not far off :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRfluaMKoOY&feature=fvw

It's mixed up occasionally with russian and a tad of german, but 80% is very credible English as spoken by many dutchies...thumbs up! (too bad it aint funny)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-04-2010, 22:04:43
you have to be a cat-person to understand and fully appreciate the look on this feline's face :

(http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/micro-pigs1.jpg)

w-t-f utter confusion ! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-04-2010, 22:04:34
Hooray for cats!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 11-04-2010, 22:04:59
:>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 01:04:42
(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/cookie-monster-bookie.jpg)

(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/jack-vs-ronald.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 01:04:59
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 01:04:14
(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/stretch-limo-bump.jpg)

(http://www.images.generallyawesome2.com/photos/funny/photos/holy-water.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 12-04-2010, 01:04:19
whats /b/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 01:04:20
dear god you opened the floodgates
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 12-04-2010, 01:04:37
Rules 1 and 2, gentlemen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 12-04-2010, 01:04:38
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-04-2010, 01:04:52
His name is still the cookie monster.  Just now he mentions that you shouldn't gorge yourself on cookies 24/7.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 02:04:04
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 02:04:54
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 12-04-2010, 02:04:45
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D
Oh please. Do you know anyone that eats cookies 24/7 because this big blue thing does that has no similar human characteristics...

@ The Warrior. Yeah...The US Government, I believe, or the society of American Obese People....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-04-2010, 02:04:54
Rules 1 and 2, gentlemen.
I'm not sure what rules 1 and 2 are, but listen to mudra.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 02:04:03
I thought the cookie monster got replaced?
Yeah, with the Vegi-Monster, how f*cking stupid is that?

fuck you, person who ever though up that.
Can't send a bad message to the American youth :D

so let's purge the senate then.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 02:04:04
I was being quite sarcastic but anyway:

(http://www.funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=YahooAnswersGaytest.jpg)

(http://www.whatbosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/why-is-my-girlfriend-unhappy-yahoo-answers.jpg)

(http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rimjob-fail.jpg)

(http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/yahoo-answers-small-pinus-fail.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/525435/80685464.jpg)-Discrimination >:(

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cheerleader-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 12-04-2010, 04:04:55
Yaknow, its people like that cheerleader who I just really want to meet, like door to door preachers and the like. I'd wait for them to make a baseless assertion, and then just raise my right eyebrow 5 millimeters and ask "why." I would continue doing this after every blustering, baseless assertion they make until they just stumble to a stop and wander off, confused.

Sadly, I never seem to meet such people. They just leave pamphlets under my front door and wander off.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 12-04-2010, 08:04:44
Yaknow, its people like that cheerleader who I just really want to meet, like door to door preachers and the like. I'd wait for them to make a baseless assertion, and then just raise my right eyebrow 5 millimeters and ask "why." I would continue doing this after every blustering, baseless assertion they make until they just stumble to a stop and wander off, confused.

Sadly, I never seem to meet such people. They just leave pamphlets under my front door and wander off.
That is the best epic strategy. Just keep asking "Why?" until their heads blow up!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2010, 09:04:01
I was being quite sarcastic but anyway:


(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cheerleader-fail.jpg)
Yes.

i must take this woman to airsoft.

"Ok like, what i need to do?"
""Go to that flag""
"Ok like ok this sport better be like awesome"
""Ok boys, Take aim.Aim for the ass. Face is also good. Legs aswel. Visible parts she must shown and such during cheerleading.""
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-04-2010, 14:04:48
whats /b/
dear god you opened the floodgates
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief. You may call me /b/.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 21:04:05
if you made that up, I will imaginary rep you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-04-2010, 22:04:30
if you made that up, I will imaginary rep you.
Copied it from urbandictionary, but the joke started at home in /b/ where there are over 9000 versions of it circulating. Considering that V for Vendetta came out at least 100 years ago and Anonymous* became associated with the iconic Guy Fawkes mask way back then, it's inevitable that someone would have done the treatment years ago as well.

*) Aha! To be astounded! An army of assholes, an association armed with an arsenal of asinine ambiguously adult anonymii. This ambidextrous armada, no mere attack force is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. Assuming the collective affliction has not atrophied, another day of ardent Internet argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of Internet anonymity, all annoying assertations may be announced with reckless abandon. The armored amplifiers of info, the antithesis of approbates, aided and abetted by all things arbitrary. Apology? Do not forgive, do not forget. Alas I am all aflutter. After the anticipation... you may call me Anonymous.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-04-2010, 22:04:02
alliteration is a sophisticated prose, IMO. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-04-2010, 23:04:28
alliteration is a sophisticated prose, IMO. 
I don't think so, but that's just me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2010, 04:04:56
More funny, less talky!

Quote
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice calling from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, whereupon the gunfire breaks out and continues - then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians".

Furiously, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, then again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians".

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle shooting, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out, a terrible battle is being fought...
Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and his dying words to his commander are: "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-04-2010, 08:04:21
A Real-Life Fh2 forumer

(http://www.johnnywander.com/files/comics/151.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-04-2010, 10:04:39
More funny, less talky!

Quote
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice calling from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russians!".

The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, whereupon the gunfire breaks out and continues - then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Finn is better than one hundred Russians".

Furiously, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, then again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians".

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle shooting, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out, a terrible battle is being fought...
Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and his dying words to his commander are: "Don't send any more men... it's a trap. There are two of them".
HAHA   that one is actually funny

FINNISH BIAS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 13-04-2010, 16:04:45
(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129087992664053843.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-04-2010, 16:04:04
Thats what you get from all those donald duck cartoons.




(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs428.ash1/23697_416653575922_559120922_5652949_112_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs370.snc3/23780_114732375219681_100000487565995_226246_5573518_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-04-2010, 16:04:17
I got the same birthday as Tom Hanks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-04-2010, 16:04:56
I bet he gets better presents then you :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2010, 18:04:16
(http://imgfave.lg1x8z.simplecdn.net/image_cache/125968068245199.jpeg)
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/b/4/db4a12b8fa8a5e10d6d2c305355da792.gif)
(http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-sign-bathroom-mrapplegate-pic.jpg)
(http://lostintangent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/funny-giraffe-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-04-2010, 21:04:35
this one is bad and you are a bad person if you laugh at it.

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mzeBONE/BackToTheFutureII.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 14-04-2010, 00:04:53
I got the same birthday as Tom Hanks.

I have the same birthday as Erwin Rommel, not year wise of course but november 15
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 14-04-2010, 00:04:12
I have the same birthday as William Shatner!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-04-2010, 00:04:36
I have the same birthday as William Shatner!
I don't think we can top that :D

I was born exactly 15 years after Erich von Manstein died :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-04-2010, 00:04:34
I have the same birthday as Willy Messerschmitt.

Also:
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/pro_skills.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-04-2010, 01:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB-Dominals!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 14-04-2010, 04:04:01
Right around 00:30 is what i want you to see

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog-street-siege/xcdzbvm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-04-2010, 05:04:28
(http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG)

The original comic that created the phobia of Anatidaephobia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 14-04-2010, 07:04:06
(http://ppens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG)

The original comic that created the phobia of Anatidaephobia
I remember that one. The Far Side is the shit!
The one I posted is a bit more ironic though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 14-04-2010, 10:04:08
Right around 00:30 is what i want you to see

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/dog-street-siege/xcdzbvm

HOLLY! :o hahahaha I wish I could do that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-04-2010, 18:04:45
(http://ppens.com/images/random/anatidaephobia.PNG)

The original comic that created the phobia of Anatidaephobia
I remember that one. The Far Side is the shit!
The one I posted is a bit more ironic though.

True, considering for the Far Side, the duck is meant to be noticed ;)

I have the complete collection on my bookshelf <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-04-2010, 18:04:44
Try to find what is wrong with this one :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs452.snc3/25895_1387975255958_1129368130_1208528_7460406_n.jpg)
Sing it with the pokemon theme song in mind :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs365.snc3/23545_386102637490_582127490_3759302_5499211_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs457.ash1/25119_110847998948855_100000709663754_118936_2161090_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 14-04-2010, 18:04:31
Not sure I like the hitler one....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 14-04-2010, 19:04:44
Gary Larson is awesome, think i have all of his stuff aswell. Imo he is the Monty Python of comics  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 15-04-2010, 00:04:27
Yay Depressing Comic Week!

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/DCW4_firetruck.png)

If these seem too cruel to you, just tell me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-04-2010, 03:04:14
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129144352232291703.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 15-04-2010, 10:04:53
Ladies, I don't want you to remind you that this forum is hosted on german server and nazi, hitler, swastica etc. references are a no-no. I mean the 4chan hitler siben has posted, better modify it pal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-04-2010, 10:04:26
The only thing i can see wrong with it is the swastika drawing, but it is in a historical context. The song is not banned so i don't think i did anything wrong. And you guys should not laugh because it is a song about Hitler, you should laugh (or cry) because their is actuality someone out there that took the time to make it. Its a bit like WTF?

Anyway, some more.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs365.snc3/23545_386292327490_582127490_3761729_1109327_n.jpg)

Mattress king, all our products are tested by "professionals"
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs409.snc3/24752_383003304397_737444397_3882934_1402844_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2010, 10:04:42
WHAHAHAHA of the Matrassenkoning one!!!

Brilliant!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 15-04-2010, 11:04:40
'all our matresses are tested by PROFESSIONALS' is what it says basically ;)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 15-04-2010, 12:04:13
I have the same birthday as Willy Messerschmitt.

I have the same birthday as Iris Chang...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-04-2010, 12:04:38
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ol/m8/od9v/38657/705712235.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-04-2010, 15:04:00
(http://absolutelytrue.com.s67143.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/seagull.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 15-04-2010, 15:04:56
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/fr.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-04-2010, 15:04:03
Ok, i am not sure where to post this without making a new topic but because i wanted to start my post with "i went on the internet and found this" i will just put it here. Real or fake? i have no idea, but i have never seen it before. It seems to have a panzer 3 turret, but the rest looks Russian. anyone have any idea what it could be?
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5224/tttt8bm9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-04-2010, 15:04:27
(http://www.demotivatorblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/iliketo.ae9niks5kjs4woso0480w80go.ap2qhjyqp08cgc0c80ss4cco4.th.jpeg)
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2149/1231722001536wd2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/cb99/elephant-ride-500.jpg)
(http://mybfolder.org/albums/_SPORT/1212489268784ss4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 15-04-2010, 16:04:14
Ok, i am not sure where to post this without making a new topic but because i wanted to start my post with "i went on the internet and found this" i will just put it here. Real or fake? i have no idea, but i have never seen it before. It seems to have a panzer 3 turret, but the rest looks Russian. anyone have any idea what it could be?
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5224/tttt8bm9.jpg)

I'm just guessing here but it looks Chech to me...turret certainly is not from PZIII. Repost it in the ww2 thread? Thats where it belongs...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-04-2010, 16:04:00
That is only for pictures taken DURING ww2. but i will do so anyway.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 15-04-2010, 16:04:18
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/whos-the-man-assassins-creed-enzio-tom-clancy-spinter-cell-metal-gear-solid-snake-batman-robin-team-fortress-spy.jpg)

i must say archam asylum was great fun and i didnt expect that at all
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 15-04-2010, 17:04:14
Quite funny website: http://www.sloganizer.net/
                             http://www.sloganizer.net/en/

When you add your nickname  ;D
«Sie verlangen Präzision und Eleganz Sie wählen Radetzky.»             
«Komm nach Haus ins Radetzky-Land.»
«Ohne Radetzky würde die Welt ganz anders aussehen.»
«Radetzky - a safe place in an unsafe world!»
«And on the eighth day, god created Radetzky.»
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-04-2010, 18:04:41
(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/03/funny-pictures-firefox-crash-snow.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/1266166583059e53i.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/13642191706757531727113vyq.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/376-braeunungh688.jpg)

And on a special note, this is what spam has turned our very own Warbear into:

(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/02/dd-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 16-04-2010, 04:04:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7NgLArJidY&playnext_from=TL&videos=82Kd5xg_tJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7NgLArJidY&playnext_from=TL&videos=82Kd5xg_tJc)

There's a reason this was banned somewhere.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 16-04-2010, 06:04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QlGj_GPPi4&playnext_from=TL&videos=aJtPIeRb_1o

I cant stop laughing!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-04-2010, 13:04:02
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs425.ash1/23564_415160559609_591209609_5227071_2133140_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs365.snc3/23564_415167849609_591209609_5227309_3928954_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs503.snc3/26465_381399658639_745158639_3863521_1744736_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-04-2010, 21:04:17
(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129117194011436821.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129065913440277677.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059032851032196.jpg) (http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/sw50sw8sw578.gif?w=150&h=134)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147037644754585.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-04-2010, 04:04:44
No picture better explains FHOT than this:

(http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/pictures/ThreadHijack/thread_direction.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 17-04-2010, 15:04:39
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs446.snc3/25574_390234152359_601147359_3899085_7003588_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-04-2010, 18:04:21
(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/7f87d8b48458b2cf374dd0e2e570a0ef.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 17-04-2010, 18:04:59
A little zynical maybe, no offence intended.  ;)

(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-04-16/picdump-10-04-16-21.jpg)

(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-04-16/picdump-10-04-16-28.jpg)

(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-04-16/picdump-10-04-16-48.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 17-04-2010, 21:04:47
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1883/watg.gif) (http://img291.imageshack.us/i/watg.gif/)

(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8823/smartr.jpg) (http://img406.imageshack.us/i/smartr.jpg/)

(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3636/ronpaulaxe.jpg) (http://img504.imageshack.us/i/ronpaulaxe.jpg/)

(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1311/niggerp.jpg) (http://img402.imageshack.us/i/niggerp.jpg/)

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8927/germangif.gif) (http://img146.imageshack.us/i/germangif.gif/)

(http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8848/earthorbitssun.png) (http://img541.imageshack.us/i/earthorbitssun.png/)

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7458/dancecat.jpg) (http://img412.imageshack.us/i/dancecat.jpg/)

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5964/crybeck.jpg) (http://img412.imageshack.us/i/crybeck.jpg/)

(http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8567/areyounotentertained.jpg) (http://img363.imageshack.us/i/areyounotentertained.jpg/)

(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5199/failureatlife.jpg) (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/failureatlife.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-04-2010, 21:04:22
That KFC one is outstanding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-04-2010, 22:04:59
Even better then Data smashing the Blue Screen of Death  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 18-04-2010, 00:04:12
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/iceland.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-04-2010, 10:04:56
Putin is just a barrel full of monkey fun

(http://img15.nnm.ru/c/e/0/d/5/6bdb24c1fb3988dfd27bfca5ddf.jpg)

(http://sadpanda.us/images/104908-WFGGP5U.jpg)

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4610/helloputin6.jpg)

(http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/032010/26/anek/anekdot1.jpg)

(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu189/ditedonc/putin-rocket.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 19-04-2010, 12:04:46
indeed
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/63/hjz/wmfw/71622/706260934.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 19-04-2010, 13:04:24
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/putin.jpg)

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/2d4dda0c.jpg)



Putin looks like baby baboon :
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/1250707687.jpg)

Medvedev looks like Mr. Bean :
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/1254236326.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 19-04-2010, 13:04:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_2r06Ahs0&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_2r06Ahs0&feature=player_embedded)

;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 19-04-2010, 18:04:09
Credit to CB99 over at Forgotten Honor for these fine classics

(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o65/frozenmummy/drunk.gif)

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g65/murJOe/HilariousFireNutsBallsKick.gif)

And to FatJoe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc&feature=player_embedded

And of course: The Sparta remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSq5gCztPp0&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 19-04-2010, 20:04:29
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Others/foto_1943511511.jpg)

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Others/Putin3.jpg)

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Others/Putin1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 19-04-2010, 21:04:58
That KFC one is outstanding.
If you guys knew anything, you would know that most stereotypical blacks go to Churches or Popeye's for chicken ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 19-04-2010, 22:04:55
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 19-04-2010, 22:04:12
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Well I'm  a very racist person ;)

Though I hate watermelon Cantaloupe is much better

Why so much Putin hate? >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-04-2010, 22:04:36
And i felt that i should not post this kind of things because they might be to racist, but whatever now :)

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1562/1271336911811.jpg)
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8758/1271337897506.jpg)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2015/1271337797620.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-04-2010, 00:04:37
Racist and not funny. 3/4 of the stuff you've posted in this thread Siben lacks humour....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-04-2010, 00:04:23
Taste can't be questioned, i think that what is post is funny, some people will agree while others won't. I will not stop because some don't like it.
And it's the darn truth, black people adore chicken, how can it be racist then if you make a joke about it? Is it racist for a black person to make a joke about a white person drinking to much beer? I don"t think so.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs511.snc3/26865_416130264609_591209609_5255061_1680670_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 00:04:50
(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/1291543623640413171.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129145507653135637.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 00:04:27
Racist and not funny. 3/4 of the stuff you've posted in this thread Siben lacks humour....
I think they're funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-04-2010, 02:04:46
Racist and not funny. 3/4 of the stuff you've posted in this thread Siben lacks humour....
I think they're funny.
Mee too, giggled at Sibens last "racist" pics.

Racism and stereotypes is often what I find to be the most fun ever. I love them
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 20-04-2010, 02:04:02
I'm usually not a fan of racist stuff, but KFC is a classic, and it's kind of funny..  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:24
both EU and I have been wondering...how did that whole watermelon thing come about?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 20-04-2010, 02:04:50
both EU and I have been wondering...how did that whole watermelon thing come about?
I'm not sure really.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 02:04:48
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:07
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.

Please, I learned that from Undercover Brother.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2010, 02:04:22
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:33
This was actually a pretty good film, if you're into racial/austin powers-type humor.

(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/5875/undercoverbrother4sh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 20-04-2010, 02:04:49
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
I like mayonnaise though......KFC is the worst place to get chicken, more white guys go there. All the stereotypical black fol go to popeyes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sir Apple on 20-04-2010, 02:04:50
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:42
What do you call someone surrounded by a thousand dead Russians?
A Finn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 02:04:31
Well you suck, please adhere to your stereotypes!
All I know is black people love KFC and they hate mayonnaise.
I like mayonnaise though......KFC is the worst place to get chicken, more white guys go there. All the stereotypical black fol go to popeyes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 20-04-2010, 02:04:55
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.

Probably because "politcally correctness" is such bullshit anyways...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:07
(http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/3/33/Deliberance.PNG)
Peacey-P says : "Yall's Biscuitheads!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 20-04-2010, 02:04:25
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....

Exactly.

Abortion, homosexuality, racism, etc. all make for great comedy. Comedy has no limits its just some people are uptight :). Offensive comedy is my favorite.

Probably because "politcally correctness" is such bullshit anyways...
Not to the Politically Correct Police
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-04-2010, 02:04:27
(http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/3/33/Deliberance.PNG)
Peacey-P says : "Yall's Biscuitheads!"

Peacey P is the man!  His newest album. Deliberance drops next Sursdai.

He's the man!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2010, 02:04:33
Yeah, I was gonna run by Bub's to pick up the newest album
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-04-2010, 03:04:16
I love politically incorrect humor.  Nothing, and I mean nothing, should be safe from comedy....
For once, I have to completely agree with vM.
You have to have a sense of humour about yourself as well.


anyway:

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/cf0ad559f1ddf920440a2b47781f373b.jpg)

(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/c90569ae5276293a13b2df0951895c69.jpg)

(http://bilder.rofl.to/media/data/pic-076b51044330c135079c554a7b9e3724-middle.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 20-04-2010, 10:04:10
:rofl:


Sexism is always hilarious.





Something I made, I'll let you guys be the judge of the humour:
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/peksoft/wawstuff/yo_dawg_churchill.jpg)






Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 20-04-2010, 11:04:17
Sense of humour. You have none.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 20-04-2010, 14:04:22
(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-19.gif)






(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-04-2010, 14:04:35


(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_alphabet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-04-2010, 15:04:57
(http://eddirt.frozenreality.co.uk/strips/20080410.jpg)
(http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/who-needs-drugs-no-seriously-tshirt.jpg)
(http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1441happy_plane.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2010, 17:04:09
This gotta be racist for common liberal Americans when they are directed at minorities in US. But apparently, it is not elsewhere:

http://www.amazon.com/Bule-Gila-Tales-Barman-Jakarta/dp/9793780045
(bule gila (BU-leh GEE-lah) n Indonesian for "crazy foreigner") - correction, bule is more like a slightly ameliorative for "albino" or typically refers to white foreigners (especially Dutch people and their European fellows). But it seems many Dutch people see the humorous side of this racism comedy.

One of them even host their own shows:
(http://www.an.tv/images/programs/Bule_Gila_large.jpg)

Basically it shows typical white man competing by doing the best in ordinary poor people job (some are illegal, but the authority seemed to don't mind) in some 3rd world country, thus debasing all stereotypes of "1st and 2nd world people." They can come from any region in the world living in Jakarta for many reasons, but mostly they show Dutch (of course), Scottish, Poles, and Australian.

You'll get surprised when locals on the show was like "OMG, i've being served food by a foreigner!" Nothing new for most of you really, Americans being served by immigrants. But here it is like the other way around. If we were Mexicans, it feels like 2008 Rep presidential candidate Ron Paul going to Mexico City and selling street-side Tacos to passerby. Or Europeans, PM Vladimir Putin going to Beirut and running his own Falafel kiosk. Yeah... 'that level' of weirdness i suppose.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-04-2010, 20:04:37
Non-pic stuff still allowed?
Heard this one today...

Steve walks into the pub: "Can I have a pint of anything, apart from Stella?"

Barman replies: "Aye sure mate, why not Stella?"

Steve goes, "Well I was in here last night and I had 12 pints of Stella, when I woke up in the morning I was fucking Skint."

"The thing is though mate, most pints these days all cost about the same, so changing drink won't make much difference.", says the barman

"Naw, you don't understand mate, my dogs called Skint"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-04-2010, 20:04:40
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Why so much Putin hate? >:(

No hate, only love!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-04-2010, 20:04:17
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian walked into a bar.
The bartender asked: 'Is this some kind of a joke?'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-04-2010, 20:04:52


(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2010-04-20.gif)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_alphabet
”A special announcement to the British and Dutch Governments: We don't have C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash”

”Icelandic taxpayer to Britons and Dutch: forget Icesave, kiss my ash!”

”First they burn our money, then they send us the ashes.”

”The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe…”
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-04-2010, 20:04:53
The last one is the best.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 20-04-2010, 20:04:05
Got this from another forum I visit today..

Quote
I just picked up the lap top, fired up aol and checked my in box.
I was quite shocked to see an email from my Dad (who's 75) entitled "Banned from the Co op son !
I'll let you make up your own minds as to what I thought, below is the email: : : :

Sent: 16/04/2010 12:48:30 GMT Standard Time
Subj: Banned from the Co op - son




Banned from the co-op - Didn't like shopping there anyway

Yesterday I was at the CO-OP in Bakewell buying a large bag of Purina dog food for your dogs when they stay over here, and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

(What did she think I had? An elephant?)

So, since I had little else to do, and your Mum was at the Hair Dressers, on impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

So I'm now banned from the Co-op ! !

Considering it's now 2.31am here in the uk, I daren't ring him to see if this is true or not.

Unfortunalty, knowing my Dad, I know his sence of humour, but I can also here/see him doing I too !

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 20-04-2010, 22:04:00
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l15ybrTAon1qzvqipo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1271866944&Signature=SuvsZ3IZoGP7k%2FRB8ip24dmvreE%3D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-04-2010, 00:04:20
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129162147814702450.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129162225913608700.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-04-2010, 05:04:23
Please note theres some language in this post http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/1.jpg

Flippy, delete this post if you find it too bad or somethin'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 21-04-2010, 06:04:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfij01xnqQ

LMFAO
Title: US Army room cleaning
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-04-2010, 16:04:18
THATS how its done!

UUAAAH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R89vhiua35A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-04-2010, 17:04:10
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 21-04-2010, 19:04:38
Is it TABOO to post a cartoon faturing a joke on swastikas?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 21-04-2010, 20:04:10
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Kind of funny because its kind of true... I can think of better senerios for some of the examples...but yeah.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-04-2010, 20:04:01
after seeing countless US vs EU arguments on the interneti thought i should share this one.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9540/europevsusa.jpg
Kind of funny because its kind of true... I can think of better senerios for some of the examples...but yeah.

Feel free to update and reupload it if you have time, i would be happy then
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 21-04-2010, 21:04:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&playnext_from=TL&videos=9Y7FWJK_xFs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-04-2010, 21:04:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tQjk_dTjAI

That'll be 27.50
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-04-2010, 13:04:12
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs468.snc3/25674_386792819639_709404639_3792360_36947_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs434.snc3/24977_383469953612_599828612_3951536_342283_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 22-04-2010, 16:04:31
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/cupcake_dog_ptsd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 22-04-2010, 16:04:30
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2159/1271945174114.jpg)

plz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-04-2010, 16:04:51
ROFL Dnarag1M, that's just awesome :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-04-2010, 16:04:44
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/cupcake_dog_ptsd.gif)

NO NOT THE PICTURES AGAIN!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-04-2010, 21:04:56
Dnarag1m's pgif = win
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-04-2010, 21:04:42
(http://i.imgur.com/ZCXqC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-04-2010, 21:04:13
Just saw this on "The vault" a wiki for all the fallout game's

(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3162/lolthevault.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-04-2010, 21:04:54
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/43497-1/Leonidas_cannon_animated.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-04-2010, 23:04:21
ROFL Dnarag1M, that's just awesome :D

Crying with ze laughter here....... :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-04-2010, 23:04:13
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/7/1527_626x516.jpg)

Eat_Uranium ‎(5:54 PM):
anyways, England > Wales > N.Ireland > Scotland
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-04-2010, 23:04:15
You put those in the wrong order.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-04-2010, 23:04:52
You put those in the wrong order.
Oh, does N.Ireland come before Wales?  Because the other two are definitly in the right place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2010, 00:04:13
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-04-2010, 01:04:05
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129156785018377426.gif?w=320&h=265)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-04-2010, 02:04:04
I'm sorry, but untill the killer whale turned up, I thought that was going in an entirely different direction ;D

Which is not cool - rule 34 is only good when not applied to your childhood :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2010, 02:04:47
I'm sorry, but untill the killer whale turned up, I thought that was going in an entirely different direction ;D

Which is not cool - rule 34 is only good when not applied to your childhood :-X
Hahha I wasn't alone then :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-04-2010, 03:04:28
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157470620821643.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157480305851288.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/13/129156772102632782.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157470747386573.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-04-2010, 03:04:11
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Wait a second, the crocodile eats the greater one, so... if you're saying that England is the best of those then I agree... I hate maths.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 23-04-2010, 03:04:42
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Wait a second, the crocodile eats the greater one, so... if you're saying that England is the best of those then I agree... I hate maths.
We can tell....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2010, 03:04:04
You put those in the wrong order.
couldn't agree more!
Wait a second, the crocodile eats the greater one, so... if you're saying that England is the best of those then I agree... I hate maths.
I meant it like you said, the opposite ;) but that's simply out of coolness factor, I've only been to england and scotland.


On topic:

I knew warrior would spam this thread, it gives him an excuse to make posts just like those he got banned for. Ease up on spamming with pics warrior.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-04-2010, 15:04:55
(http://browsei.com/upload/Pictures/direct/ww2-at-at-star%20wars-war-weapon-vintage.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-04-2010, 17:04:15
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs476.snc3/26103_386758894748_674594748_3709220_4358411_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs456.snc3/26103_386758689748_674594748_3709216_7295969_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jobabb Jobabbsen on 24-04-2010, 18:04:26
If anyone have not seen The Average Homeboy aka Blazin Hazin you totally have to watch these links. Its one of my favorite funny youtube videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA_iMuZ3ZDw&feature=fvsr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA_iMuZ3ZDw&feature=fvsr)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY&feature=channel)

Its also pretty good rap music. Compared to other hiphop its not actually to bad ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 24-04-2010, 20:04:47
Kid on pony gets chased by Ostrich ...you have seen it all if you've seen this  ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFe51G_aO8E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-04-2010, 22:04:21
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1442/1271927432764.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 25-04-2010, 23:04:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgDUUaa0A4

Funny at first but when you think about it you will consider nature to be pretty scary.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-04-2010, 23:04:14
Kid on pony gets chased by Ostrich ...you have seen it all if you've seen this  ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFe51G_aO8E
Run forrest! RUN!

(http://cdimg3.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/06132008/e/e/3/f/ee3fe2468707a0_full.jpg)
(http://stashbox.org/321530/1210765440053.jpg)
(http://www.juicetheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/google-twitter-pedobear.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Angrybeaver on 25-04-2010, 23:04:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgDUUaa0A4

Funny at first but when you think about it you will consider nature to be pretty scary.



ahahaahha,before  clicking the link i was thinking about what video it could be - and i thought it must be the pelican eating the pigeon and bam!
:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-04-2010, 19:04:54
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Pedobear_Hunter.swf


This made me laugh

and yes! It has the wilhelm scream!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-04-2010, 19:04:52
(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135256380095.gif)
Eek!
An ash-cloud!
Let's go home!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 26-04-2010, 20:04:49
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Pedobear_Hunter.swf


This made me laugh

and yes! It has the wilhelm scream!
The credit sequence after you win had me rofling ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-04-2010, 21:04:36
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-04-2010, 21:04:29
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.
wait


What? :o

i have been browsing that flash site for a while now, never had that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 26-04-2010, 22:04:15
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

Don't use IE = fixed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-04-2010, 22:04:12
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Pedobear_Hunter.swf


This made me laugh

and yes! It has the wilhelm scream!
Lol
Quote
I thought she was 18
And the party van made me lmao
Nice one  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 27-04-2010, 09:04:41
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.
FF with AdBlock (NoScript optional): no warnings. I would guess that all those virus warnings came from the third party advertisement banners. After I started using AdBlock, I could visit even the most suspicious and random pages on the net and most of the warnings had disappeared. Better not to let the viruses to your computer at all than let them through when the antivirus gotta catch them all.

IE8 is still too dangerous browser to use as it's "married" with the OS, so a vulnerability there is more likely to compromise the whole system. Plus most of the exploits/malware target IE users exclusively.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GoldFingero on 28-04-2010, 16:04:55
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/)

Shut up woman and get on mah horse!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 28-04-2010, 18:04:33
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

We put that in just to fuck you over.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 28-04-2010, 19:04:51

This is the leader of the Swedish communist party (VPK translates roughly to: Left Wing Party, the Communists).
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7679/motivator49805f223abafa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 28-04-2010, 20:04:29
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/)

Shut up woman and get on mah horse!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Jazz+Horse/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-04-2010, 21:04:49
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs286.snc3/27946_1389097083601_1117297969_1149896_8226974_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-04-2010, 22:04:19

This is the leader of the Swedish communist party (VPK translates roughly to: Left Wing Party, the Communists).
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7679/motivator49805f223abafa.jpg)

What are you? stupid?!
where are you from??


He's not communist.

Lars Ohly is the leader of Vänsterpartiet "The left party/Left wing party", they are NOT communists.
There are a party called "The communist party", but that's not it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 28-04-2010, 22:04:37

This is the leader of the Swedish communist party (VPK translates roughly to: Left Wing Party, the Communists).
(http://img97./7679/motivator49805f223abafa.jpg)

What are you? stupid?!
where are you from??


He's not communist.

Lars Ohly is the leader of Vänsterpartiet "The left party/Left wing party", they are NOT communists.
There are a party called "The communist party", but that's not it.
I am from Sweden and I know that VP is not really communist. And regarding your statement about him being a communist it is also true but he called himself communist until quite recently. I perhaps shouldn't have called the party the communist party but the translation of VPK (their old name) is still correct. I still think the picture is funny though.  ;D

And please don't call me stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-04-2010, 22:04:23
Sorry I got a little upset :P

Yeah they were called Vänsterpartiet Kommunisterna, but still, I don't like them being called translated as "the communist party"

Sorry again :) thought you were some foreigner who only had heard something about it and assumed that they were communist or something
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-04-2010, 23:04:14
someone say communists? This guy likes them :s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDED_vGkTfA&feature=player_embedded



And then the US wonder why we don't like em ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-04-2010, 23:04:07
someone say communists? This guy likes them :s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDED_vGkTfA&feature=player_embedded



And then the US wonder why we don't like em ::)
Because the US are mostly like=IF you do not LOVE THE US you are horribly fail and communist haha at your country belgium! you got invaded by russia 3 times LOL!

The US guys on the forums here are okay. But quite some Americans makes me wanna rage
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 28-04-2010, 23:04:06
The US guys on the forums here are okay. But quite some Americans makes me wanna rage

I wuv communism as well.  Some people are just so ignorant. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 29-04-2010, 00:04:21
United states marine core hu-ah United states marine core hu-ah!...lol He's kinda embarrassing the whole marine core with this act..

ARE YOU A COMUNIST!?!¡¡¡¡¡ hahah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 29-04-2010, 03:04:35
"Tests Show Beer Contains Female Hormones"

Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn't drive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-04-2010, 12:04:58
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs532.ash1/31211_114697738563881_100000709663754_132632_5340645_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 29-04-2010, 13:04:52
Hahah yeah thats awesome! Try it yourself, pretty funny!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-04-2010, 14:04:29
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001K3IXW8/ref=cm_rdp_product

Read the reviews  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 29-04-2010, 15:04:52
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001K3IXW8/ref=cm_rdp_product

Read the reviews  :D

I'm so gonna buy this, it's 1-Day-Shipping free for Mother's Day!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 29-04-2010, 15:04:58
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001K3IXW8/ref=cm_rdp_product

Read the reviews  :D

wow 40% off thats a bargain
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-04-2010, 16:04:39
Hurry Only 1 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-04-2010, 19:04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aqPv9eE-c&feature=related

Gotta love makeovers/parodies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-04-2010, 23:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mspfc Doc DuFresne on 30-04-2010, 04:04:52
Quote
Spell the Magic Word

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.

Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 30-04-2010, 06:04:27
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9043/krakenf.jpg) (http://img535.imageshack.us/i/krakenf.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-04-2010, 06:04:19
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-warrantyvoidifseelisbroken.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 30-04-2010, 10:04:12
stupid forbidden hot linking

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 30-04-2010, 11:04:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw

Whaddaya mean there is a wrong hole  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-04-2010, 15:04:50
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2324/1272628332362.jpg)

Oh, and as an extra, for those of you who have a browning HP lying around but not a bottle opener, pull the slide backwards, lock it in place, put top of bottle in the open chamber, twist and voila, open bottle :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 30-04-2010, 15:04:26
That bottom left one is an RK-95 being used to heat toast on top of a standard SA-INT stove, isn't it?

Why did I never think of that! I just made myself bacon for breakfast using the bottom half of my mess kit (I had paper plates with me at all times)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 30-04-2010, 16:04:36
That bottom left one is an RK-95 being used to heat toast on top of a standard SA-INT stove, isn't it?

Why did I never think of that! I just made myself bacon for breakfast using the bottom half of my mess kit (I had paper plates with me at all times)
Dare ya to shoulder it while you eat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 30-04-2010, 21:04:38
The Rk-95 has plastic at the end, so no. Also, that is not an SA stove.

We usually take the springs out of the magazines and place them on the stove and fry sausages on them, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2010, 00:05:13
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

Don't use IE = fixed.

Ah, that virus knocked me out minutes after that post and It's been in the shop since.  I must have forgot to turn on ad-blocker on Safari.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 01-05-2010, 00:05:23
I clicked that and my virus blocker caught 15 trojans.

Don't use IE = fixed.

Ah, that virus knocked me out minutes after that post and It's been in the shop since.  I must have forgot to turn on ad-blocker on Safari.
(http://niponwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/firefox.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2010, 00:05:52
I don't use shitty IE, I use Safari. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-05-2010, 01:05:27
(http://www.pinoytux.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/browser-comparison.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-05-2010, 01:05:56
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6457/7974bfcb5c574c98d2cceae.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 01-05-2010, 01:05:03
Yep, I guess i'd be considered the experienced IE user...  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 01-05-2010, 02:05:18
I don't use shitty IE, I use Safari. 
Safari isn't that amazing either....Firefox is the best in my opinion. Based on performance, and ability to be customized of course.

And so this doesn't go to waste: (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4052/80961555.jpg) (http://img156.imageshack.us/i/80961555.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-05-2010, 03:05:01
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs282.snc3/27757_420157075350_574670350_5663539_7112970_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 01-05-2010, 03:05:13
*Joe holds up nose and scoffs at foolish IE an FF fanboys
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 01-05-2010, 03:05:17
*Joe holds up nose and scoffs at foolish IE an FF fanboys
Just a preference ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 01-05-2010, 03:05:46
Firefox <3

And this:

(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6563/1249778777540.jpg)



Yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 01-05-2010, 04:05:10
^Remember boys, cute and cudly.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-05-2010, 11:05:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

I thought it would somehow fit to FH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 01-05-2010, 14:05:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

I thought it would somehow fit to FH

They forgot the coolest explosion walking scene ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z51B7YbMbxo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-05-2010, 18:05:59
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob//internet_graphic1.jpg)

(http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169844869806649.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 02-05-2010, 20:05:31
So THAT'S where Warrior gets all his stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 02-05-2010, 21:05:04
Yes, That is the intelligence of MSM....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-05-2010, 03:05:43
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/pylons.gif?w=259&h=292)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 03-05-2010, 03:05:10
Yes, That is the intelligence of MSM....
Not sure about foreign news, but in the U.S., it's not that good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 03-05-2010, 13:05:33
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/pylons.gif?w=259&h=292)
And that is "worthy" of this thread, how?

Stop just posting random gifs, one gif per post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 03-05-2010, 13:05:11
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/kx/7ob/9aj1/268182/709081327.jpg)
I totally agree with this picture  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-05-2010, 16:05:31
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs558.snc3/30498_386338433639_745158639_3974991_1104676_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs558.snc3/30498_386336813639_745158639_3974957_7157504_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs316.ash1/27978_1321579952641_1025087622_749407_6000686_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sagal on 04-05-2010, 07:05:33
Tenacious I don't see anything wrong in that jumping power grid pole (not sure how its written etc.) gif. It's better than comic strips well better than most of them anyways. It's not big in size and imo its fun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 04-05-2010, 13:05:32
Yeah, that gif was funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 04-05-2010, 16:05:45
Less talky-talky more funny.

This is where I go my avatar from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDZ9LhZ2_g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-05-2010, 16:05:33
We should hire these guys for the Sugestion forum  ;D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs311.ash1/27692_393192309509_727264509_3880057_1717378_n.jpg)


Also


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs331.ash1/28728_384029301515_579331515_4037679_6309374_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-05-2010, 16:05:03
@Repost police
Töris on the right, Im on the left. Baton charge!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 04:05:00
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129163337182595100.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/lastcrusadep1.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129143735269191322.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129115793545040623.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/grammarnazi.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093899301103267.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/debate.jpg?w=400&h=2570)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 05-05-2010, 14:05:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY) tsk youtube, ad at the start
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 05-05-2010, 17:05:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY) tsk youtube, ad at the start

...I'm dizzy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 21:05:12
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/128995546862913799.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/128960479102965343.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-05-2010, 21:05:24
Browsing through Comixed huh?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 21:05:31
yeah, I'm finished them all.  Those are really the only ones that made me laugh openly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-05-2010, 22:05:19
Here are some more.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs380.snc3/24290_326147262224_45339157224_3266827_2410183_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs542.ash1/31693_393344683954_567658954_3880546_3367525_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs313.ash1/27798_424796776202_546021202_5880106_4069301_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-05-2010, 22:05:13
Oh, Silly, Silly Munich (my personal collection)

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1779/img1257y.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-05-2010, 23:05:28
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/removepolish1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 05-05-2010, 23:05:53
I remember that one, I was browsing Comixed in the class room and couldn't help myself from giggling out loud.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 06-05-2010, 00:05:15
If you haven't seen polandball then check it out. It gives some crazy laughs.

(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5065/1258622132017.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-05-2010, 00:05:57
silly Poles, Forgetting Verbs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Polska on 06-05-2010, 00:05:48
Uploaded as attachment, as the image is long.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 06-05-2010, 00:05:22
haha, that was a great one Polska xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 06-05-2010, 01:05:49
Pinched these from one of the oh so many forums I'm addicted too  >:(

http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/ (http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/)

http://hotfreshpics.blogspot.com/2010/04/funny-subverted-street-signs.html (http://hotfreshpics.blogspot.com/2010/04/funny-subverted-street-signs.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 06-05-2010, 03:05:02
haha, that was a great one Polska xD
ROFL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 06-05-2010, 21:05:26
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm1.jpg)

Yes, the real 1951 deal !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-05-2010, 21:05:13
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm1.jpg)

Yes, the real 1951 deal !

hahahaha they sure know how to put it ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 06-05-2010, 21:05:09
"It's Bungtastic!" might be worthy of meme-hood.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-05-2010, 21:05:27
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/facebookp1.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175977376631106.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174773294963270.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129174550826076277.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129172976521931195.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129170654133280618.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169879928439336.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169984007133200.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129170177584334346.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129168900245922857.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129169533481886121.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129167993471782704.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-05-2010, 21:05:20
Uploaded as attachment, as the image is long.
i must remeber this one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 06-05-2010, 23:05:22
Haha epic one Polska
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2010, 03:05:11
Roflcopter attack!

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/23/129165533130169589.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 07-05-2010, 04:05:19
Tell me something Warrior... Do you have a life?... I mean outside this forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2010, 04:05:50
yes, It's called school.  Also, I travel and Bike and take photos.  and, oh god, I need to travel more...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-05-2010, 04:05:18
yes, It's called school.  Also, I travel and Bike and take photos.  and, oh god, I need to travel more...

I'm somewhat scared being that this is generally the same thing that I do, albeit with a bit of airsofting
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 07-05-2010, 11:05:38
little girls can be so mean ...

(http://www.stuggi.to/wp-content/gallery/picdump-23/5642.jpg)

and bonus gif

(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8093/animatedgifs3104.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 07-05-2010, 17:05:42
Yeah, us photographers are pretty hardcore  ;D
(http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/GetThePicture.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 07-05-2010, 18:05:50
He was already badass for just avoiding it but making the picture right after the crash is super hardcore.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2010, 20:05:33
hey, where did you find my video?

yes, It's called school.  Also, I travel and Bike and take photos.  and, oh god, I need to travel more...

I'm somewhat scared being that this is generally the same thing that I do, albeit with a bit of airsofting


I play paintball like a real man.


(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129177177127288507.jpg)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/the-air-speed-velocity-of.jpg?w=500&h=347)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/i-like-to-tape-my-thumbs.jpg?w=500&h=326)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1290184724235421181.jpg?w=500&h=271)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129024241311847914.jpg?w=500&h=392)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1290184685681062481.jpg?w=500&h=288)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1290184736017048181.jpg?w=500&h=342)

(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129028748128211937.jpg?w=500&h=355)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/3/129173519446886475.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/29/129170410197131900.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 07-05-2010, 22:05:15
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5017/watgoose.jpg) (http://img689.imageshack.us/i/watgoose.jpg/)

(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8083/picture1nt.png) (http://img442.imageshack.us/i/picture1nt.png/)

(http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/6661/earthround.jpg) (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/earthround.jpg/)

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6526/thisrobot.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/thisrobot.jpg/)

(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6185/1273408118437.gif) (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/1273408118437.gif/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-05-2010, 19:05:10
(http://autocompleteme.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/emperor-p1.gif?w=500&h=475)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-05-2010, 23:05:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ujRpbMRVE

Not really a joke, but something i found on the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-05-2010, 23:05:14
Just found this

And its so goddam funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0

0.25 THAT FACE! LOOK at that FACE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-05-2010, 16:05:05
I have a fun game, find the peach :p
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1404/12294415342343853532158.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 10-05-2010, 16:05:55
i can control myself and wont post the "find the banana"  pictures ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-05-2010, 18:05:32
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6931/18563846054193511602573.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-05-2010, 18:05:23
The Tarkin Doctrine never fails.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 10-05-2010, 18:05:11

Wipe them out...   all of them. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z23fZSa-QY4)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-05-2010, 19:05:20
Yeah really, like if you can travel through space and got fancy robots with knives, why not nuke the shit out of them?

When they are death you can go and collect your dust.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-05-2010, 21:05:50
i know its a joke but im still feeling the need to say it , time to get to pandora from earth its 16 years (made like 8 years for the crew thanks to the relative effect of traveling at 60% the speed of ligth), so you wouldnt see a nuke for about 30 years xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-05-2010, 21:05:03
And those guys were more like a private army gone rogue. It's not like everyone back on earth would have been on their side, :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-05-2010, 21:05:50
What the hell are you guys talking about, I've seen that screeny a few times now but i really don't have a clue what it is or where it is from.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-05-2010, 22:05:00
When they are death

If they become death, I would rather not mess with them.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-05-2010, 01:05:23
(http://blog.ponoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/BloodInk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-05-2010, 01:05:40
We all know that inkjet printer ink is ridiculously expensive, this puts it in a nice perspective.

What is 3M PF-5030?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 11-05-2010, 01:05:01
We all know that inkjet printer ink is ridiculously expensive, this puts it in a nice perspective.

What is 3M PF-5030?

"PF-5030 is low temperature refrigerant used in refrigerant blends."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-05-2010, 02:05:28
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/10/129179625978529800.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-05-2010, 16:05:51
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/funny-facebook-eww-mom-milf.png?w=426&h=189)

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-facebook-gma-troll.png?w=469&h=265)
(I love "your friends are so helpful" :) )

(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-facebook-pokemon-asians.png?w=554&h=846)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-05-2010, 20:05:12
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs584.snc3/30805_1331778048558_1054211118_30772336_620742_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-05-2010, 00:05:19
nice one :) put a smile on my face, and stirred up irritation within me; "so holding B did absolutely nothing?"...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-05-2010, 03:05:19
I honestly thought that mashing buttons increased your chances....I'm still gonna do it, at this point it's a reflex.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 12-05-2010, 03:05:21
I never did the B thing, although I had heard about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2010, 03:05:40
I just used to tap the B button super fast.  It seemed to me that it made a difference.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-05-2010, 04:05:05
I just used to tap the B button super fast.  It seemed to me that it made a difference.
I used B, A, anything that seemed to help
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2010, 04:05:59
Japan sure is a strange place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 12-05-2010, 04:05:44
Japan sure is a strange place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc)
I love Japan though, very interesting culture
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 12-05-2010, 08:05:26
On pokémon Gold/Silver: at the moment when the pokéball were opened when you catched it, you had to time it right and then simply hold B until done.

On Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow: at the moment when the ball opened, you had press and hold A button while holding up on the D-pad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2010, 14:05:25
(http://i41.tinypic.com/9q8wox.jpg)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f31/SlowShootinPete/shotgun.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-05-2010, 14:05:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHqoPHZCUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2iG-hHIhPY&playnext_from=TL&videos=6U-vYGs7mSQ&feature=grec

notice the gun the guy on the left is holding.  Look familiar? ^

http://www.youtube.com/user/ThoseLilRabbits#p/u/8/hNjbx_-BtP8

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/7/129177498633360501.gif) (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/10/129180078033839000.gif) 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-05-2010, 16:05:11
Japan sure is a strange place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdcrUuUgJc)
I love Japan though, very interesting culture
indeed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPYjR2tcq8c

Japanese hooker english lessons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T96oLlfcsRg

Revelation on the hand!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 13-05-2010, 06:05:07
An eternal classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVYYe87b9w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 13-05-2010, 17:05:12
(http://i.imgur.com/EFOH6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2010, 21:05:01
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129182355799784139.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 13-05-2010, 21:05:07
Pfft, that scooter has a bigger gun than most of their tanks did..(http://forum.thescubasite.com/sign/sign0070.gif) (http://www.thescubasite.com)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 13-05-2010, 21:05:28
(http://i.imgur.com/EFOH6.jpg)

Thats funny :p I finished Portal today in less then 1 1/2 hours, on my Mac ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 13-05-2010, 21:05:44
(http://i.imgur.com/S4wlS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2010, 22:05:16
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129168900245922857.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-05-2010, 22:05:00
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs299.snc3/28605_1462561688528_1368049378_31214324_3851206_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Polska on 13-05-2010, 23:05:13
Between all the guys jerking off, suicide-.gifs, and the few and rare women, what are the odds of this:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-05-2010, 23:05:56
If that is indeed real, then it is full of win
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Desertfox on 13-05-2010, 23:05:30
If that is indeed real, then it is full of win
^^indeed^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-05-2010, 23:05:36
Happy nazi jews!! ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-05-2010, 23:05:20
That reminds me of something.  If anyone has watched the history channel documentary on American Nazis, and you look at one of the organization's flags close, The swastika is flipped!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 14-05-2010, 00:05:12
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e0_1273766608
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-05-2010, 01:05:33
Fucking weird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY
I dare you to put your dick in it.


Funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EqKY3HQsR8&NR=1
I STILL dare you to put your dick in it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-05-2010, 11:05:53
Don't ask me how I found this, but it's a Japanese site with pictures of...

The King of Sweden with silly hats!

(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/0/d/0decaee5.jpg)

(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/d/7/d79be667-s.jpg)

(http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/parumo_zaeega/imgs/2/8/2804bf4d.jpg)

http://www.zaeega.com/archives/51067378.html




(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/26/129167586636177506.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-05-2010, 12:05:27
It's from existenz, right? :) found it myself there some week ago
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-05-2010, 12:05:46
It's from existenz, right? :) found it myself there some week ago
Hehe, almost right, Flashback for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-05-2010, 13:05:28
It's from existenz, right? :) found it myself there some week ago
Hehe, almost right, Flashback for me.
Found it again! here you can find even more hat-pics of our king :)

http://zverige.com/kingkong/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 14-05-2010, 14:05:54
i like that tinfoil hat on page 1 :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-05-2010, 15:05:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLd2uAam0hI&NR=1

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 14-05-2010, 15:05:32
Between all the guys jerking off, suicide-.gifs, and the few and rare women, what are the odds of this:


Shirtless Bird Face Donkey Man (http://www.chatrouletters.com/2010/04/22/chatroulettes-shirtless-bird-face-donkey-man/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2010, 02:05:24
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129171073773415930.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 15-05-2010, 19:05:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=channel

Wow....xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 15-05-2010, 19:05:09
That's old VM!!
But it's sure fun as hell  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2010, 19:05:37
Right around "Suck my own dick" my mom came in

'What the fuck?'

That made me laugh harder than the actual video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-05-2010, 02:05:49
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/facelicked.gif)

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/2e22fbr_1.gif)

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/pexdof.gif)

Thats not so funny but its cool! 3D :D

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/images_3d_sans_lunettes_stereoscopie_4.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 16-05-2010, 05:05:39
King Of Sweden has just made me love Monarchy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-05-2010, 11:05:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwPrdILEJ4

I am Sancho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 16-05-2010, 12:05:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3qQt8q62lw
I loled so hard  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-05-2010, 13:05:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGes7FDmHAM

A true Internet classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 16-05-2010, 14:05:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg

Classic as well ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-05-2010, 17:05:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo
JFK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
George Washington: He will save the children, but not the British children.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-05-2010, 17:05:26
Whoa, CPS.

- Just whoa
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 16-05-2010, 17:05:34
Not that funny, but I found it on the internet.

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=4867.480 (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=4867.480)

You guys have much more entertaining discussions in Sweden than we do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 16-05-2010, 19:05:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&playnext_from=TL&videos=ZL6KlYiKdIg

So incredibly funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 16-05-2010, 21:05:04
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/1c/w18/fjfr/147763/711722142.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-05-2010, 04:05:01
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3786/22458663.jpg)

This was an ad on facebook today....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-05-2010, 04:05:30
Did you click it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 17-05-2010, 04:05:12
Shit, I would of! Because I can't really think of anything more scarier than that... ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-05-2010, 04:05:37
Anyway Facebook ads are geared towards stuff they think you would find interesting... raising some questions...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-05-2010, 04:05:43
So you're suggesting he's a Welshman? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 17-05-2010, 04:05:22
Its apparently an attack ad by Carly Fiorina against Tom Campbell, both are running in the republican primary here for senator.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-05-2010, 01:05:48
(http://files.sharenator.com/facebook_fail_An_incredible_turn_for_the_worse-s600x2169-33708-580.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-05-2010, 01:05:33
They look remarkably alike, though the picture portrays what I would think to be an older man.

(http://www.goofyauctions.com/page2/rapesearch.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2010, 17:05:46

Well, in all my 36 years on this earth so far, this is the most jaw dropping thing I've ever seen, never heard of this incident untill
Quote
I went on the internet and I found this  - Joke Thread
  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MBhe5Wac8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MBhe5Wac8)

Must reflect on this, life + everything....

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 18-05-2010, 19:05:28
Hmm, that is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 18-05-2010, 20:05:52
The way he sits there motionless..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 18-05-2010, 21:05:44
That might actually be a recreation or something, judging by the placement of the fuel can and the surroundsings in the video vs actual photos;

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Burningmonk.jpg
http://neon.pictura-hosting.nl/wpp/wpp_mrx_bld/thumbs/632x632/wpp/00/JPEG_-_winners_1963/1963001.jpg



Incredibly powerful stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 18-05-2010, 21:05:32
Dude .. This is a joke thread .. Stuff like this doesnt belong here.
And, those pictures are real, the belong to a series of other pictures from a mass self burning of buddhist monks in the vietnam war.

Check picture #11 ..

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/05/vietnam_35_years_later.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-05-2010, 21:05:40
Hahahahahah a burning monk, that is hilarious!

Huuuuh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2010, 22:05:42
Hahahahahah a burning monk, that is hilarious!

Huuuuh?

Absolutley no way, not the intention.

I was just clicking through youtube, was very moved by the footage when I found it and I had this "I went on the internet and I found this" thought, as that's what happened. I did cross out Joke Thread in my post's title, perhaps that wasn't plain enough.
On retrospect I agree it's not in the correct thread, I just didn't think it was worth making a new thread about it, I just wanted to share the vid and not really discuss it.
My bad. Apologies folks.

Carry on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 18-05-2010, 22:05:30
ok lets get quickly around that....

(http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274213426804.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2010, 22:05:30
I love these kinds of whatever you call them.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs548.ash1/32020_1447452235867_1520029933_31126729_8005982_n.jpg)

EDIT: Let me add something extra for all you coffee lovers.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/header.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/1.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/2.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/3.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/4.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/5.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/6.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/7.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/8.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 18-05-2010, 23:05:40
The coffee one is excellent siben. I laughed out loud :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-05-2010, 23:05:15
The coffee one is excellent siben. I laughed out loud :)

Not also that, you also learned completely useless information that can only be used to amaze drunk friends at a party.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 19-05-2010, 00:05:07
Haha nice one.
You gave me an urge to dring coffe even though it's 0:46 am  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 19-05-2010, 03:05:20
(http://lolpics.se/pics/3089.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 19-05-2010, 08:05:17
Yeah! Siben good boy for posting something from The Oatmeal. Theres tons more of these nonsense things which are damn amusing. Oatmeal rules  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 19-05-2010, 11:05:15
And exactly why I dont like to drink much coffee (or anything containing much caffeine). When I get too much adrenaline in the body I just feel nervous, uncomfortable and stressed. Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking ;).

Stupid system of nature, without it I can perform a lot better in stressy situations :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-05-2010, 17:05:46
My new hero.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs528.snc3/30013_124439354240934_100000246099726_233904_1130555_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 19-05-2010, 17:05:46
haha epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 19-05-2010, 19:05:28


EDIT: Let me add something extra for all you coffee lovers.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/3.jpg)
It doesn't make any mention of blends (giving the impression that people drink either one or the other...). Usually the coffee is a blend of say Arabica and Robusta to get that perfect combination.  

Quote
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/4.jpg)
Anyone no uneducated that doesn't atleast know that coffeebeans grow from trees? The seed thing might be a bit less known but shouldn't really come as a suprise either though.


Quote
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/7.jpg)
How hard can it be to pronounce espresso (es-pres-so)?  xD  

ANd who doesn't atleast have a vague idea of what espresso is. "it's not a type of blend, been or roast" , well duh. Thank you captian obvious.  It's obviously a type of coffee (preparation), why do you think menu's list "cappuccino", "esspreso"  and such on it? It doesn't take much brian power to realize that if cappuccino is one  type (preperation) of coffee, that the same goes for espresso. Well yes, you'll need an espresso to make a good cappucino but never mind that.

And judging from the coffee types listed, this thing is aimed at a US audience. Hehe. Caffe latte? lol.  If you want to make it sound Italian (or Spanish/French) why not call it caffe con/au ledge? And mocha... an other lol...  and what the hell is a Breve?? =p  I think half of (southern)europe would roll over in their graves. Hehehe.

Quote
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/coffee/8.jpg)Heh.

Not bad, but the execution could have been better.
*runs while screaming "I killed the joke, right? I do have humour but I take the subject of coffee seriosuly,coffee earns respect!" *  8)  ;)

*sips coffee and submits post*



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 19-05-2010, 19:05:09
<slaps>

Go and rethink what you just posted, Donut. We do not complain about Oatmeal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-05-2010, 23:05:12
Tolga found this!

(http://jcrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/derka.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-05-2010, 00:05:06
Great story from Bryan Suits, a radio show host here, who was also a US NCO in the Gulf War and Bosnia, and a Lieutenant during the Iraq War.  IN 2005/6, he and his men painted that phoenitic spelling of "derka derka" on their humvees.  They would drive around, and when Iraqis saw them, the troops would shout out "derka derka!"  and the iraqi civilians would shout back "muhammad jihad!"  This went on for awhile until a general saw the arabic writing and asked what it meant.  After explanation, they were forced to remove it from the humvees.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SiCaRiO on 20-05-2010, 00:05:13
what does it mean? :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 20-05-2010, 00:05:25
It means sheer brilliance haha.

Go watch Team America. I dont like the movie, but I watched it ENTIRELY just to enjoy the little 'Derka derka' moment (I knew it was in there because of youtube cuts :D).

@ Vonmudra : The guys yelling Muhammed Jihad, you think they actually saw the movie ? Or the clip ? Internet that widespread, not to mention some vague puppet movie ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-05-2010, 00:05:09
It means sheer brilliance haha.

Go watch Team America. I dont like the movie, but I watched it ENTIRELY just to enjoy the little 'Derka derka' moment (I knew it was in there because of youtube cuts :D).

@ Vonmudra : The guys yelling Muhammed Jihad, you think they actually saw the movie ? Or the clip ? Internet that widespread, not to mention some vague puppet movie ?

It is apparently a very, very popular movie over there. :)  Thus why they knew the exact response.  Dirka Dirka doesn't actually mean anything, so they had to have translators phonetically spell it out to put on their humvees.  They would also shout "BACKA LACKA"  ;D  Basically it was a major bonding thing between his men and the civilians, an arguement that that general didn't listen to :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-05-2010, 11:05:00
Here are some new ones.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs610.snc3/32089_1478465365469_1348827302_2050471_6899740_n.jpg)
I had to know this by head and they asked it on the exam, barely passed it, i mean seriously.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs543.snc3/29784_396710904247_709369247_3889978_2508576_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs610.snc3/32089_1478465165464_1348827302_2050468_4054211_n.jpg)
And i nice comic to end with
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs550.ash1/32089_1478465325468_1348827302_2050470_7307682_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 20-05-2010, 12:05:17
Quote
Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking Wink.

Dragnag, seriously im confused and a little bothered ;D. I can't believe it. You really dont like adrenaline rushes ;O?.
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5269/bizzaro1.jpg)

[size] [How do i size it?] [/size]
Victory!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-05-2010, 15:05:31
Code: [Select]
[img width=780] url [/img]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-05-2010, 15:05:30
I may have posted this before...  :P
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6680/dogfort.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2010, 21:05:49
(http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/trololo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 20-05-2010, 21:05:32
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9900/neonazimoronshs7.gif) (http://img125.imageshack.us/i/neonazimoronshs7.gif/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2010, 22:05:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyE2xExktA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 21-05-2010, 01:05:07
I may have posted this before...  :P
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6680/dogfort.png)



ahahahahahahahahhahha. so cute... i d'awwwd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 21-05-2010, 01:05:37

Merry Go Round+Motorcycle=Entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLiwqmJY314 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLiwqmJY314)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-05-2010, 18:05:22
No need to thank me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag4tU6B3yc&playnext_from=TL&videos=9kKoqMwB2Ck&feature=sub) :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 21-05-2010, 18:05:44
Quote
Hence why I dont like the adrenaline rush like most of my friends do when mountainbiking Wink.

Dragnag, seriously im confused and a little bothered ;D. I can't believe it. You really dont like adrenaline rushes ;O?.

No, I really dont like adrenaline rushes, sorry ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 21-05-2010, 20:05:31
Private Snafu Training Film  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBZzkJbCHo&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 21-05-2010, 20:05:18
Dude has a kidney for a brain or something.

Maybe that explains why he sounds like bugs bunny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-05-2010, 20:05:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-dtOBbx3s&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 22-05-2010, 16:05:20
I NEED ME SOME OF THAT SOUP  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-05-2010, 23:05:29
Quote
During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.  An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.  The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic."  The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you."  The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared."  The French general said, "That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-05-2010, 03:05:21
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129141359675206929.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/4/4/21244_slide.jpg?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/5/4/21254_slide.jpg?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/5/8/23558.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-05-2010, 04:05:32
(http://blog.aclarke.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/farnsworth.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-05-2010, 22:05:27
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6507/schtuff.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-05-2010, 13:05:06
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs601.snc3/31648_399925469511_777684511_4019961_8048638_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs337.snc3/29469_1485479936285_1212488732_1340414_7311537_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs291.snc3/28209_1428922639637_1129958122_31261050_7879943_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2010, 16:05:09
LMAO! PEDOPOPE!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCrW05QdGE&feature=related

I SEE SPY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-05-2010, 00:05:26
hehe Pedopope
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-05-2010, 01:05:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xC8-gRzNkA&feature=related

Watching the whole series and this is the episode i LMAO
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 26-05-2010, 17:05:20
Never watched yugiyo but its hilarious :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-05-2010, 03:05:13
What a guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 27-05-2010, 10:05:08
Lol, Bond WW2 style. hehehe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 27-05-2010, 11:05:59
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7372/picdump10052141.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-05-2010, 12:05:38
Oh boy, it is so sad that it is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G46DJAnQgE&playnext_from=TL&videos=glX-8yiMmys&feature=sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2010, 12:05:07
Just read a few comments and it pissed me...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-05-2010, 12:05:35
I read the title and decided not to watch it, I don't wan't to ruin my day.

Luckily I found something really fun in my subscriptions section:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URFdxfcTZgU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2010, 13:05:40
Gmod Idiot Box #9 is out too !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OLi4mnSho&playnext_from=TL&videos=WHQhfs4v3K0&feature=sub
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 27-05-2010, 15:05:55
Gmod Idiot Box #9 is out too !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OLi4mnSho&playnext_from=TL&videos=WHQhfs4v3K0&feature=sub

I dont get it .. is this some kind of insider thingie ? :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-05-2010, 15:05:36
Actually i thought more guys knew about Gmod  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-05-2010, 16:05:26
I don't like idiot box, very weak humour. Very popular with the 11 to 13 year old G-mod playerbase.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-05-2010, 17:05:55
Sorry for posting twice in a day in this tread but this is just hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyeaDZjaQ&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 27-05-2010, 17:05:53
FAIL  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 27-05-2010, 18:05:57
GMod actually has to be one of the best games I have ever played.

Many many many mods have spawned from this one, many great mods as well.
It is ground breaking in many ways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-05-2010, 18:05:54
GMod <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqDo0Y0GYJI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2010, 18:05:10
Sorry for posting twice in a day in this tread but this is just hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyeaDZjaQ&feature=player_embedded
1.04=
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 27-05-2010, 19:05:07
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7372/picdump10052141.jpg)



Ah, Cadilac. Yes, they virtually do hve everything... ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-05-2010, 21:05:09
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/Star_Wars_Stone.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2010, 21:05:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lj1zeAiYWw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-05-2010, 21:05:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgUCyN-Zn8o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jürgen on 27-05-2010, 22:05:27
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sieg-fail-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 27-05-2010, 22:05:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgUCyN-Zn8o

I raise you a John Daker..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-05-2010, 23:05:55
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/posters/ghostbusters.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129190171886971873.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129190222600890190.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129194575418832491.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193980659269250.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193746608222157.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129192325417138379.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129192334505677987.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-05-2010, 14:05:28
Inflatable lion fail


(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193798502600377.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-05-2010, 14:05:55
Hahahahaha biiviz, that is just awesome!!

check out this one too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 28-05-2010, 14:05:55
Oh, wow. It kinda hurt a little to watch that ;D



(http://www.gameaxis.com/img/blog/1846/Image/Pikachu's%20vagina%20(600%20x%20450).jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2010, 17:05:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M

WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-05-2010, 17:05:54
Older then the internet but still funny.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs514.ash1/30318_394261725381_500700381_4319741_3673336_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs514.ash1/30319_398149838532_566688532_4284379_8280082_n.jpg)

And for the Dutch speaking people, this man has my sympathy.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs354.snc3/29310_1433013699891_1069352773_1283243_2227542_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-05-2010, 18:05:15
(http://n1nj4.net/~ferrio/random/companion_cube_porn.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-05-2010, 19:05:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-Q8ru3oVc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 28-05-2010, 20:05:36
Coming to a theater near you!

http://useloos.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=12226
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 28-05-2010, 22:05:53
^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-05-2010, 03:05:43
This is a must-see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEi5PAFkiNI


GESUNDHEIT!! EVERYTING IST GESUNDHEIT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-05-2010, 07:05:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M

WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US
We came, we saw, we KICKED HIS ASS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 29-05-2010, 17:05:12
Haha  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBO7YE7vjE

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-05-2010, 10:05:24
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/S2F16TRYE7I/AAAAAAAADck/b58AZa_Q508/s1600/smokey-the-bear.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-05-2010, 10:05:31
Those silly Germans :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30831_1468585676360_1285134094_31282947_2807376_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 30-05-2010, 10:05:42
Yeah, Stefan Raab, our new Führer.  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 30-05-2010, 12:05:52
lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-05-2010, 13:05:02
Those silly Germans :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30831_1468585676360_1285134094_31282947_2807376_n.jpg)
FHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-05-2010, 13:05:24
Their Reign has started! DEUTCHLAND
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 30-05-2010, 15:05:18
What an idiot lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-05-2010, 15:05:43
Those silly Germans :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs564.snc3/30831_1468585676360_1285134094_31282947_2807376_n.jpg)
Have you seen the year 2006 winner, Lordi, he is about this tall?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-05-2010, 19:05:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjK_16h8DIk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 30-05-2010, 19:05:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjK_16h8DIk
WTF!  :o
Can someone please take that video, make it black and white and replace the music with some smashing german marching music.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-05-2010, 19:05:03
Hahaha
The Fourth Reich is rising!!
SIEG EUROVISION!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-05-2010, 20:05:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjK_16h8DIk
WTF!  :o
Can someone please take that video, make it black and white and replace the music with some smashing german marching music.  ;D

I'm on it.. well something similar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 31-05-2010, 11:05:17
(http://www.defocus.nl/temp/bf1942.gif)

So typical  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-05-2010, 22:05:01
(http://dionysus.explainthisimage.com/content/709/resized/unxplained-photo-1227597884-83283.jpg?1267148516)


"American Politics"
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/rumsfeld.gif) (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/24/129192071522108013.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/21/129189424416939862.gif) (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187638879011350.gif)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/16/129185154050643300.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 31-05-2010, 23:05:43
(http://www.defocus.nl/temp/bf1942.gif)

So typical  ;D

LMAO, so true

also a bunch of pics:

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7084/zenwu.jpg)
(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/151/weegeegarfield.gif)
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1545/lookatmydunksdo7.jpg)
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8219/lolwtfturtle.jpg)
(http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8361/jokernooommm.gif)
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/551/fuckitv.jpg)
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/117/fagwb6j.jpg)
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3576/comic328.png)
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8213/bddchewbacca.jpg)
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9082/1272586261019.jpg)
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7742/1263313831035.jpg)
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4726/121502821963qi2.jpg)
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2678/076lby.jpg)
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6197/65442317.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 01-06-2010, 01:06:50
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/051/408/original/1270679732598_-_Copy.jpg?1274974969)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 01-06-2010, 01:06:59
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2134/meanwhileinfinland.jpg) (http://img265.imageshack.us/i/meanwhileinfinland.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-06-2010, 03:06:32
(http://files.posterous.com/audiokitty/vxqcIJbeIfzIJneApChdgpjdqkCqJoriGbxtegxHAFHdEshrFflamcDvoJec/media_httpiimgurcom09_qucug.png.scaled1000.png?AWSAccessKeyId=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1275355625&Signature=KS%2F2FgyiEb64giG99lU3ArJgdAM%3D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-06-2010, 04:06:22
If you're feeling down, bad day at work, argument with the wife, cat died... no money, some asshat reversed into your car.  (that was me yesterday)

What better to cheer you up than this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZLulEgXLOU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZLulEgXLOU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-06-2010, 04:06:04
From some dude on the Supremacy forums:

Quote
I think we should stop with this silly world wars one and two nonsense and just go back to calling them "The Great War" and "The World War", respectively. Right now both wars seem to be like some kind of sick book or movie idea.

"World War Two, the sequel to the award winning World War One! Bloodier! Louder! Faster! Genocidier! More communists! More bullets! And this time, its actually a world wide conflict! Premiers on September 1st in a Polish theatre near you!!!!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 01-06-2010, 09:06:33
1)  Mix yourself a favourite drink

2)  Load up these 3 links in order, and leave them to play all at the same time:

http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

3) ???

4) Profit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 01-06-2010, 10:06:46
1)  Mix yourself a favourite drink

2)  Load up these 3 links in order, and leave them to play all at the same time:

http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

3) ???

4) Profit

You know all that military history stuff you band about, it's f.ck all compared to this post.
I have all three playing, the rain outside just adds to the ambience...

Here's a view from olde Vons window, it's pissing it down here, ok you can't tell from the pics too much but it's another dreary day in pseudo paradise.

(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7612/dsc00004tt.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 01-06-2010, 11:06:22
Awesome find Mudra! I feel like a 1920's crime drama!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-06-2010, 19:06:09
Quote
The average Google visitor on the May 22nd spent 36 seconds playing Google Pac-Man. That's 4.8 MILLION HOURS wasted for that day.

We've all seen the "doodles" that Google puts up on special occasions to replace the usual "Google" logo. On May 22, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man, Google put up an interactive doodle: an actual playable Pac-Man game in the shape of the Google logo.

The Rescue Time Blog calculated the difference between the amount of time the average user spends per day on Google and the amount of time the average user spent on Google on May 22, 2010. The average user spent 36 extra seconds on Google that day. Multiply that by 504,703,000 unique visitors and you get 4,819,352 hours of time spent playing Pac-Man around the world!

Assuming that the average Google user is worth about $25/hour, Google cost the world about $120,483,800 in wasted time. That's enough money to pay the salary of every Google employee for 6 weeks of work!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-06-2010, 19:06:32
Ha, Sibem, I saw that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-06-2010, 20:06:34
Did you, did you see this?


Quote
If you type "James Bond" into Google Translate and have it translated to Standard Chinese, it will translate to "007".

and


Quote
The house where Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence was replaced with a hamburger stand.

Jefferson wrote the Declaration in the Graff House in Philadelphia. The building was torn down in 1884 and replaced with a bank. The bank was demolished in the 20th century. In its place was a new building, a hamburger stand, with a historical marker on the front explaining the significance of the site.

and


Quote
A penny is worth 1 cent but it costs more than that to make it.

The value of the materials used to make pennies (97.5% zinc, and only 2.5% copper) often fluctuate. The cost of zinc went up, so the cost to produce a penny went up from .97 cents in 2005 to 1.7 cents in 2007. Since the materials in pennies cost more than pennies themselves, you might want to try melting your pennies down and selling the metal for a profit. Of course, if you do this, you could find yourself spending 5 years in prison.


and


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The "turritopsis nutricula" can LIVE FOREVER. It's also known as the "immortal" jellyfish.

In a normal jellyfish life cycle, the jellyfish will transform from an immature polyp stage to a sexually mature medusa stage. After reproducing, the jellyfish will die. However, the turritopsis nutricula can revert back to its polyp stage after achieving maturity. In laboratories, the turritopsis nutricula has been able to continue doing this indefinitely.

This would be like an adult human turning back into a little kid, then growing up again, over and over again. The turritopsis nutricula can't die of old age, so it earns the title of "immortal". Of course, unlike the normal definition of immortal, the "immortal jellyfish" can still be eaten or die from natural causes.


and

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The "57" on the Heinz bottles doesn't stand for anything.

Henry John Heinz wanted to impress people with the number of products his company sold. At the time, Heinz foods sold more than 60 varieties of products, Heinz liked the number 57 and had "57 Varieties" put on the labels. His lucky number was 5, and his wife's was 7. The "57 Varieties" slogan worked, and his company really took off. Soon the logo, a pickle with the number 57 on it, was everywhere. I guess the number really was lucky.


and


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SEVEN different people played Darth Vader.

Darth Vader's famous deep voice was done by James Earl Jones, the same actor who did the voice of Mufasa in the Lion King. The Darth Vader that we actually saw on screen was David Prowse, an actor and bodybuilder. Interesting side note: since James Earl Jones was the one saying Darth Vader's lines, David Prowse didn't even realize that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father until he saw the movie!

Many of Darth Vader's stunts, like the lightsaber duels, were done by Bob Anderson, a professional fencer. And then, when Luke takes off Vader's helmet in Return of the Jedi there's ANOTHER actor playing Darth Vader, Sebastian Shaw.

But we're not done yet. When George Lucas re-released the original Star Wars trilogy he had to shoot extra scenes with Darth Vader, this time with actor and visual effects artist C. Andrew Nelson. Then, when Lucas released a prequel trilogy, he hired two more actors, Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen, to play young Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader's alter ego. That's SEVEN DIFFERENT DARTH VADERS.

Here's what Darth Vader sounds like without the voice-over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSm9DDxQv8E

and


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Lightning is 5 times hotter than the sun.

Lighting can reach temperatures of 30,000 kelvins (53,540 degrees Fahrenheit). Compare that to the surface of the sun, 6,000 kelvins (10,340 degrees Fahrenheit)


?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-06-2010, 20:06:49
I knew all of them except the lightning one  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-06-2010, 20:06:52
Sure, mention only the temperature of the coolest part of the sun. :P
How about the almost 14 000 000 Kelvins in the core or whooping 20 million K in the hottest parts of the corona.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-06-2010, 20:06:43
Lighthing must be pleased now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-06-2010, 20:06:33
Pfff, details, lightning is still hotter then the friggin surface of the sun :D

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs594.snc3/31298_402639934511_777684511_4091935_2894821_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs574.snc3/31298_402637019511_777684511_4091876_4782116_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs534.ash1/31298_402636649511_777684511_4091866_1167144_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs310.snc3/29105_1469730064685_1276612468_1306045_286465_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs530.snc3/30111_460150203624_583288624_5954673_4606359_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28655_1333183727971_1182381218_30798530_7635690_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 01-06-2010, 21:06:55
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1599/pandahaters.jpg) (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/pandahaters.jpg/)

(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5188/enlightenmenty.jpg) (http://img718.imageshack.us/i/enlightenmenty.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-06-2010, 10:06:21
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs545.snc3/29882_1491050638679_1306386845_1326273_8020764_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-06-2010, 16:06:26
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7118/tf2erectiledysfunctionbil6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 03-06-2010, 17:06:35
Some robotunicornatack. If you don't know what it is... http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=5186.0

(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru1-700x428.jpg)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru7-700x280.png)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru8.jpg)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/129491/ru9.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-06-2010, 17:06:41
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3399/4649826986_056f6d0be6.jpg)
Robot unicorn cosplay, hell yeah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 04-06-2010, 20:06:17
Relationship of man and beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOu_On_6vMY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2010, 01:06:28
Relationship of man and beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOu_On_6vMY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcCMzFEBAeg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-06-2010, 11:06:48
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2010, 19:06:53
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg

I don't find that very funny.
Title: Re: The Joke Thread
Post by: MerugopXL on 06-06-2010, 20:06:40
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Aint New kids Dutch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 06-06-2010, 21:06:51
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Aint New kids Dutch
That would be "New kids on the block" or  New Kids for short.
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/new-kids-camping
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/pistool
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 07-06-2010, 05:06:10
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg

I don't find that very funny.
I laughed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 07-06-2010, 07:06:29
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs332.snc3/29226_396981693639_745158639_4223374_8018388_n.jpg)
It's probably me, but I don't get it.

Winter doesn't occur till December, and it's Autumn in October.

I do get the concept and think it's chuckle-worthy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2010, 07:06:08
Its daylight savings time.  Essentially, it means that the first child was born 45min before the 2nd one, however due to savings time change, which causes an hour fallback, the second child is listed, time wise, as being born 15 minutes before the first child out of the womb.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 07-06-2010, 07:06:48
Its daylight savings time.  Essentially, it means that the first child was born 45min before the 2nd one, however due to savings time change, which causes an hour fallback, the second child is listed, time wise, as being born 15 minutes before the first child out of the womb.
Ah, OK. I just refer to it being DST or not DST.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Lightning on 07-06-2010, 09:06:52
Winter doesn't occur till December, and it's Autumn in October.
lol. That was funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 07-06-2010, 09:06:41
damn you guys! stop discussing it and post more funny stuff!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-06-2010, 10:06:22
Lol at those who did not get my previous pic.

Here is a new one that i found funny.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs521.snc3/29644_430319544457_518764457_5767282_53032_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 07-06-2010, 11:06:15
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/worst_case_scenario.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 07-06-2010, 14:06:25
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4662/picdump10060453.jpg)

reminds me of my day :/



(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3006/picdump10060406.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-06-2010, 23:06:08
Haha, nice one with the magnets.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs322.snc3/28689_1442578914763_1541791902_2597805_6120297_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-06-2010, 09:06:56
(http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/07/bpstation.jpg)


ohh the irony
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 08-06-2010, 16:06:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY) Monsterbike
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-06-2010, 17:06:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGlODF7_RY) Monsterbike

puny bike with just 1 big wheel
http://www.tourteufel.de/
(http://www.tourteufel.de/images/stories/groesstesfahrrad.jpg)

this dud is a huge cyclist fan from germany and builds all kind of strange bicycles
huge ones, really tiny ones
some with "reversed" controls (steer left to go right, paddle backwards to go forwards etc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 08-06-2010, 17:06:51
Haha, nice one with the magnets.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs322.snc3/28689_1442578914763_1541791902_2597805_6120297_n.jpg)

I'd have told them to go and visit a monastry, but even those places aren't free from sex these days...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 08-06-2010, 19:06:58
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MerugopXL on 08-06-2010, 19:06:31
Have you guys heard of the new Haitian boyband New Kids Under The Block?
Aint New kids Dutch
That would be "New kids on the block" or  New Kids for short.
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/new-kids-camping
http://www.newkidsblog.nl/media/afleveringen/newkids-seizoen3/pistool
I know whut it is but i thought this was an internationa lfroum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-06-2010, 22:06:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGI52iiIcxg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Jürgen on 08-06-2010, 22:06:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGI52iiIcxg
How the hell did you find that?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-06-2010, 22:06:56

(http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/14.jpg)

(http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/88.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-06-2010, 22:06:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3alA2_RZZY&feature=watch_response_rev

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHXY15-JmVY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-06-2010, 23:06:05
Could post it in multiple treads but i will just leave it here.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs562.snc3/30709_1357080160124_1025087622_825148_3761185_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tuhulu on 09-06-2010, 00:06:46
Lots of good stuff here, keep it going :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIInySnQe4I&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-06-2010, 02:06:50
Bwahaha
http://www.cracked.com/article_18529_6-absurd-gender-stereotypes-that-science-says-are-true.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 09-06-2010, 04:06:53
(http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac324/Oddball_8/1242225474_attempting_to_give_a_dam.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 09-06-2010, 07:06:13
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg)
hahahha that is just awesome, one of the best in the whole thread!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 09-06-2010, 08:06:44
Could post it in multiple treads but i will just leave it here.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs562.snc3/30709_1357080160124_1025087622_825148_3761185_n.jpg)

HAHAHA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 09-06-2010, 08:06:32
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7118/1255669825626.png)


I've always thought this was an awesome drawing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-06-2010, 11:06:29
For those who follow euro polictics.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29969_400519810932_662195932_4944560_3151129_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 09-06-2010, 11:06:29
hahahha that is just awesome, one of the best in the whole thread!

I pity your taste of humor.

For those who follow euro polictics.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29969_400519810932_662195932_4944560_3151129_n.jpg)

That made me chuckle, good work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-06-2010, 11:06:34
This is better imo

(http://www.flyingface.com/blog/images/obama-chuck-norris-berlusconi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-06-2010, 19:06:39
hehe, last 2 are awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 09-06-2010, 19:06:35
Lol, yeah both aren't bad at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-06-2010, 20:06:27
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7118/1255669825626.png)


I've always thought this was an awesome drawing.

Aah, it is good--but kenny is Blonde! 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 09-06-2010, 21:06:53
(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/160/c/5/Talk_to_Me_1_by_humon.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-06-2010, 21:06:47
@VM: That one with the rain and jazz was the stuff!
I can listen to it over and over and over and over and over and...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 09-06-2010, 22:06:52
awsome cartoon ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 00:06:36
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/5/6/9/24569.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 10-06-2010, 00:06:22
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/5/6/9/24569.jpg?v=1)

Horribly mislead uneducated person in a blue suit?

NO WAIT IT'S SUPER JEW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 10-06-2010, 01:06:19
@VM: That one with the rain and jazz was the stuff!
I can listen to it over and over and over and over and over and...

Hee hee  ;D  I'm glad it got a great reception here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 01:06:31
(http://divisibleby0.com/cat_kill/png/sprinting.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 10-06-2010, 08:06:01
The Oatmeal, theres more of those Killer Cats  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 10-06-2010, 09:06:53
Who was that guy in those 2 comics?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 09:06:31
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs541.snc3/29684_404008664197_645019197_4150073_862691_n.jpg)

Beach closed: Temperature of the water.... microscopic :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs324.snc3/28808_1432233958675_1017661271_1258998_7131336_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs324.snc3/28808_1432232998651_1017661271_1258993_2417842_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 10-06-2010, 10:06:20
(http://www.schmunzelseite.de/img/werb7217.jpg)

can i get tiger & maus shoes too ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 21:06:53
(http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17403/jedi_mindpowers1.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 21:06:49
One of so many reasons I love the Bible :)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs526.ash1/30891_126298680737120_100000709663754_181736_8103084_n.jpg)

Yeah, look it up, its there. I also love the sentence before it  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2010, 21:06:22
The joke here is.. you, right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 22:06:05
This is not only a joke tread, this is a merge of the "I went on the internet and i found this" and " the joke tread".
This goes into option number one. It does not have to be funny by definition. Just spreading it around since i know many people that read the bible for truth often just skip lines like this. This is not meant offensive, just informative.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-06-2010, 22:06:23
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129198705579128934.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-06-2010, 23:06:12
Because some of you did not like my last post, here is something you should like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20mnQwErLY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 11-06-2010, 00:06:40
Because some of you did not like my last post, here is something you should like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20mnQwErLY

Awesome!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 11-06-2010, 10:06:05
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/pic/bp/ (http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/pic/bp/)
a little BP bashing  :D

i dont want to post 30 pictures in a row so just click the link
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-06-2010, 10:06:38
Some are really great but this BP bashing is going too far. Did you guys know they have not yet refused any claims from people who feel damaged by the oil in their fishing seas? Thats like 37,000 claims already and they say they are not going to refuse any. So claim today lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-06-2010, 11:06:11
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs556.snc3/30389_1504827424504_1348827302_2116118_93140_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs516.ash1/30389_1504825664460_1348827302_2116107_7650578_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 11-06-2010, 11:06:29
hero of the day

(http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/superman.gif)


and bonus cool collision
(http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/smoke.gif)


(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9509/1276262479019.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-06-2010, 12:06:27


....Thorondor123.... :P
Go ahead, make my day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-06-2010, 04:06:59
(http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9709/6522423lglg2.jpg)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/piratebay_header.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-06-2010, 20:06:54
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/piratebay_header.jpg

Me like :)

Here is are some old ones
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs608.snc3/31998_401197987311_564032311_4931913_2507869_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs421.ash1/23333_408397292257_734952257_4283924_7495169_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs361.snc3/23333_408397287257_734952257_4283923_4209665_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs421.ash1/23333_408397262257_734952257_4283921_3281885_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_415435219216_677029216_4398051_3410013_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_2421638939432_1205202596_100583944_879136_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs576.snc3/31427_1454032546653_1108493950_31327927_3631081_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-06-2010, 20:06:28
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/piratebay_header.jpg


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_2421638939432_1205202596_100583944_879136_n.jpg)


(http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/australia-spider.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2010, 22:06:50
For those who follow euro polictics.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs527.snc3/29969_400519810932_662195932_4944560_3151129_n.jpg)
WHAHAHAHA  DUUUDE

Golden! Brilliant!

(http://4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/awsome_-_its_never_lost_in_translation.jpg)
PEDOBEAR special!
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Slitmywrists/1196673180611.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0901/pedobear-pedo-bear-pedobear-carebears-demotivational-poster-1231676745.jpg)
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/ZaN-1ODOPmuDtj4JiI7MZxGdq*guxjl82IfLT9645F0ioFeCWHwCx-eCGDHOqZeeTfwjsgihJl0kAEF672-W7VwiqyS9Y1EL/pedobear_road_sign.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 13-06-2010, 23:06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxzqeT466A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnxzqeT466A) Well I hope for his sake it's a tail....  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-06-2010, 00:06:19
Strange that he still has it, they always cut it off here. Same with extra toes and fingers. Must be from an underdeveloped country  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-06-2010, 00:06:55
Um, did you even watch the vid?  The scrolling text says he's from Moscow....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-06-2010, 00:06:40
Apprently moar common than you'd think according to this bloke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTO4dzDg58 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTO4dzDg58) (yeah I know I know, but I do find his talks entertaining  :D )
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 14-06-2010, 20:06:41
this BP bashing is going too far.

They are destroying the environment but we are teasing them too much. Sorry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 14-06-2010, 20:06:00
this BP bashing is going too far.

They are destroying the environment but we are teasing them too much. Sorry.

Nice cutting in the quote, pancake. Not that I care much about this whole nature thing but you really think they made that leak on purpose?

'k guys lets just spill the stuff we make money with lolol'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-06-2010, 20:06:00
"And then, then, we'll spend all the money that we're not making on trying to fix it whilst losing all public support.  It'll be grand!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-06-2010, 20:06:32
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-06-2010, 20:06:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4GhMYxE2Lc

my first episode of this awesome epic series i found when i typed blackberry

So ye

I just love this episode's ending, the way they scream....Sadistic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 15-06-2010, 07:06:38
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

1. Religion of peace
2. Kill thousands
3. ...
4. PROPHET!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 15-06-2010, 08:06:59
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

1. Religion of peace
2. Kill thousands
3. ...
4. PROPHET!

I don't think you'll troll anyone here with this. Besides this doesn't argue the topic at hand not one bit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-06-2010, 10:06:50

Quote
Did anyone see that drama on ITV last saturday night?

How Green was my goal keeping.

Quote
Fabio Capello has warned all of his players about the possible dangers of catching Aids during this trip to Africa. All except for Robert Green that is, who is in NO danger of catching anything at all.

Quote
Robert Green announced as the new chief of BP. Company said "he's an expert on spillages & his eagerness to aid USA in tough times is appreciated.

Quote
Robert Green.

The inventor of Teflon.

Quote
These Robert Green jokes are getting out of hand and quite frankly crossing the line.

Quote
I feel sorry for Robert Green.

After all, this isn't the first time an American has shot at an Englishmen and ruined his career.

Quote
Robert Green got so sick of the shape of the new ball.#

It was too spherical and it made him edgy.

Quote
well if england win, don't let Rob Green hold the trophy. 

Quote
My computer has got the Rob Green virus
It won't save anything
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2010, 10:06:35
What really happened...
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/jediball.gif)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs635.snc3/31860_1415074090085_1029541653_1250674_2154587_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs634.snc3/31820_1415067929931_1029541653_1250661_7271583_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs544.ash1/31820_1415065809878_1029541653_1250659_1102924_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs543.ash1/31760_1415055889630_1029541653_1250642_6617865_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs543.ash1/31760_1415055369617_1029541653_1250640_5614041_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs633.snc3/31760_1415054289590_1029541653_1250637_1797564_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs633.snc3/31760_1415053929581_1029541653_1250635_4344261_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 15-06-2010, 14:06:54
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5153/1276602340349.png)

just to avoid to many double posts

just made me lough

(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1739/1276606962141.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-06-2010, 14:06:06
To be honest, they do kinda shut up with the vuvuzelas during the national anthems.

however, the 5 second wait between the two national anthems they start blowing in them again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-06-2010, 14:06:48
Oh let them. What are we western society bums to say anything to their customs?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2010, 15:06:18
Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-06-2010, 15:06:56
Ahh I just hit the mute button on TV remote. Problem solved. Har, har, har.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-06-2010, 15:06:23
Some people actuality go outside flippy, there is no mute button there :)

And i don't want to wear earplugs just to go out...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 15-06-2010, 15:06:01
Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

Oh no, not the Germans! Those bastards! Though I can already forsee the "strategy" of how to counter attack such assaults... uhuh.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 15-06-2010, 16:06:52
Oh let them. What are we western society bums to say anything to their customs?
Because they fucking hurt our ears, the players can't hear the referee's whistle, the players can't hear instructions from the coach and voices from the commentators are being drowned in the noise (protests from tv-companies).

Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

I'm not THAT worried though. They have recieved SO much protests here in europe that I don't think they will get a hold.
Clubs/leagues will ban them.

Here in europe the supporter culture is more focused on singing rather than making as much noise as possible.
Eventually, people will grow tired of making that monotone noise. How much fun can it be.

if they do get a hold however, that will ruin football for me.
80% of the reason why I go to see games live is due to the fantastic feeling, the singing and cheering for my team. It's impossible to describe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 15-06-2010, 17:06:47
Football sucks.
So here's an unrelated hilarious picture I found today.
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/shitbricks.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-06-2010, 20:06:00
Repeat the mantra Fuck you five time in the morning....good for health and it clears your throat too.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI#t=2m13s)   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ionizer on 15-06-2010, 21:06:55
Erna, you jackass.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2010, 21:06:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo


KABOOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 16-06-2010, 13:06:25
(http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac16/chuckelatto/80713773.jpg)

Edit:
This is friggin awesome :D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs634.snc3/31819_1452035991184_1541791902_2622145_5337664_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 18-06-2010, 13:06:45
how could this happen, this thread was on page two. either the internet is not funny anymore or you are getting lazy.

ooowwww crap they learned how to open doors
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5889/picdump10061805.jpg)


(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5977/picdump10061846.jpg)


and i guess most have seen the legos niper rifle video
http://www.destift.com/media/2010/06/15/lego-sniper-rifle/ (http://www.destift.com/media/2010/06/15/lego-sniper-rifle/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-06-2010, 13:06:03
Well, its only me and 2 other guys who keep this tread alive so sorry.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs557.snc3/30485_1272564308932_1674635670_601200_7034171_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 18-06-2010, 15:06:34
Some pics about vuvuzelas...
http://www.sinn-frei.com/verbietet-fussball-auf-vuvuzela-konzerten_13055.htm

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-06-2010, 21:06:26
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/54b2550556e3c0bfc23e/smallbeers.jpg)
(http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/84263/1276033295/thumb.doctorsposter.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/nanocabbage.jpg)(http://fudgethatsugar.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/100616_iphone.jpg)
(http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/vuvu-real-ale-a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 20-06-2010, 08:06:56
(http://d.facdn.net/art/steel-plated-bambi/1277008811.steel-plated-bambi_dsc00507_smaller.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 20-06-2010, 11:06:44
Bow to greatness of Dave Allen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOZQSRzKmU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-06-2010, 15:06:42
One of my favorite internet commics :)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs312.snc3/28276_1440396003052_1027590691_1285996_4943081_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 20-06-2010, 22:06:48
I know it's kinda old, but just incase some of you may not be familiar with these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHnyQXyuTGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZ8EkK3eWY

I haven't watched these since 2007 or so. =p

Edit: And some newer scetches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGp4DvFEgh8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFk9zJNX0Lk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSxjpcfxfI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QDz3c3Auw
"Scramble! Come on chaps, jerry over the south down (?), scramble chaps!"
"No way blood, I'v done flying today.. this morning, and I nearly missed lunch."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-06-2010, 22:06:37
Whitest Kids You know.They are Funny! This is the first video of them i watched.(Dont ask what i was looking for XD )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gewdaLQ31lo

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybHvuSeDR8U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-06-2010, 20:06:56
German Tanks on the Streets of America!!!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zeOs-fb0N0)  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-06-2010, 21:06:28
Great find Capten C  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-06-2010, 21:06:42
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6435/lkxa3.gif) (http://img683.imageshack.us/i/lkxa3.gif/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-06-2010, 21:06:28
That's just the Panzer 3.  I've fought alongside it before, the guys who own it are really, really cool.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-06-2010, 22:06:34
That's just the Panzer 3.  I've fought alongside it before, the guys who own it are really, really cool.
Of course they are, they own a bloody Panzer III :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-06-2010, 22:06:42
Best part, they made it from scratch from a M113 chassis :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-06-2010, 22:06:37
Best part, they made it from scratch from a M113 chassis :)
Woah, I thought it was an import job!  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 22-06-2010, 22:06:08
Best part, they made it from scratch from a M113 chassis :)
What did they use for an engine? I thought it was going rather fast, about 30-40 mph. If that's the case though, they should have won 1st place if it was only a mock-up though, especially if it based on originality, like most antique car shows are. Either way though.. it was a nice looking mock-up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-06-2010, 01:06:00
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/720320131.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-06-2010, 02:06:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OLi4mnSho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Alakazou on 23-06-2010, 03:06:49
Thorondor123 You have make my day :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 23-06-2010, 09:06:19
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/Vampires.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 23-06-2010, 11:06:18
long scroll but this is somewhat funny
courtesy of 4chan
(http://memefolder.com/image/368.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 23-06-2010, 11:06:57
(http://www.thenoobcomic.com/headquarters/comics/00382.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-06-2010, 23:06:08
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs055.ash2/36121_136969959653787_100000223510221_385405_3440785_n.jpg)

Epic win.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36881_1276242040873_1674635670_610083_8282054_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 24-06-2010, 00:06:03
  I am getting some of those cards.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 24-06-2010, 02:06:55
Yeah, that really is a pretty awsome Idea. I should create some on photoshop..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 24-06-2010, 02:06:43
http://redvsblue.com/archive/?sid=rvb&season=8

this is freakin' hilarious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 24-06-2010, 09:06:15
Red vs Blue = class
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 24-06-2010, 11:06:04
one of my all time favorite gifs

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/13/129156784421327071.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-06-2010, 18:06:28
So, lets see what's in the news today.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs120.snc4/36373_1464496783216_1557393389_1101608_117143_n.jpg)

Pay attention guys.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs001.ash2/33393_1463809751862_1132047058_1783594_139882_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 24-06-2010, 21:06:42
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/csizb/2010/csizb100624.jpg)

In Finnish:

(http://mustaheppa.sarjakuvablogit.com/files/2010/06/2010-06-24-fin.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-06-2010, 21:06:38
Ahahah that made me lol :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-06-2010, 21:06:22
This is going straight to explainthisimage.com
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs296.snc3/28466_404186551805_9980651805_4871911_2456310_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 24-06-2010, 23:06:12
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/vuvuzela_in_doom/ (http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/vuvuzela_in_doom/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2010, 12:06:42
This guy is popular because he is annoying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CehxoJy0I

Holy shit He talks like a squirrel who gets trown into a blender
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 25-06-2010, 13:06:22
This guy is popular because he is annoying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CehxoJy0I

Holy shit He talks like a squirrel who gets trown into a blender
Has someone watched that more than 10 seconds? 5 of those went for trying to close it and missng X button.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 25-06-2010, 13:06:23
This guy is popular because he is annoying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CehxoJy0I

Holy shit He talks like a squirrel who gets trown into a blender
So it is a young moron that uses a computer to change his voice into chip 'n dale?  :(
Not funny...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2010, 15:06:44
http://dagobah.biz/flash/Stormwinds_The_Lost.swf

Addicting game :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 25-06-2010, 17:06:51
(http://i43.tinypic.com/22ly06.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2010, 18:06:02
(http://i43.tinypic.com/22ly06.jpg)
HAHAHAHA from what is that? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 25-06-2010, 18:06:34
Took me a couple of second to see what it was about. Awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 25-06-2010, 19:06:09
LOL, i found it on some random search for Picture of the day on NML website and i saw this. I laughed long time when i saw it first  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-06-2010, 14:06:06
(http://s.lurkmore.ru/images/b/be/ENGLISH_MOTHERFUCKER.gif)

Best motherfucking GIF  ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-06-2010, 21:06:42
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/353466683_b32f39724c.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 26-06-2010, 21:06:39
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/353466683_b32f39724c.jpg)

Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-06-2010, 17:06:01
(http://dl.gamesradar.com/photos/failgif/powblock.gif)
(http://dl.gamesradar.com/photos/failgif/bumshot_1.gif)
(http://dl.gamesradar.com/photos/failgif/others/punchout.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 27-06-2010, 18:06:46
I've seen the POW one before, what is he hitting, some kind of landmine?  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-06-2010, 18:06:07
Fireworks that one sets off using a sledgehammer. Quite fun, but this guy wanted the biggest explosion of the neighbourhood.

---

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/xu/m5y/cmss/138436/720942318.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 28-06-2010, 00:06:39
(http://images3.photomania.com/361838/1/rad7D8D0.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-06-2010, 04:06:45
The French are wierd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 28-06-2010, 12:06:19
(http://images3.photomania.com/361838/1/rad7D8D0.gif)

Hahaha I laughed so hard when I saw that yesterday.
cameraman-fail.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2010, 12:06:34
The French are wierd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hWXBFfM3w)
EH?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-06-2010, 13:06:24
I will never drink Orangina again.

Thats way too disturbing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-06-2010, 13:06:21
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs121.snc4/36392_410348228538_568758538_4353778_7828873_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 28-06-2010, 13:06:00
^^ LOL!!!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-06-2010, 15:06:30
I will never drink Orangina again.

Thats way too disturbing.

Agreed, definitely never drinking it again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-06-2010, 15:06:05
But you'll keep shaving with it though? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-06-2010, 16:06:55
Of course   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2010, 21:06:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8

I MOTHAF*CKING COULNDT STOP LAUGHING

IN YOUR FACE STUPID WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid woman, that what i hate about those kind of people, it is always AGAINST them because they are foreign! BULLOCKS WOMAN


ah  this guy must have played FH2 because of the "GET fucked" lines
And that lovely aussie accent= Something bout dem naazis?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 28-06-2010, 22:06:34
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 28-06-2010, 22:06:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUdaPNXC_68

 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-06-2010, 22:06:16
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 28-06-2010, 22:06:02
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.

I don't think she is. Stand ups don't pull stunts like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 28-06-2010, 22:06:38
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.
Yeah absolutely. She's a good actor, but he's not as good an actor. You notice on him that it is fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 28-06-2010, 22:06:51
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.

I don't think she is. Stand ups don't pull stunts like that.

Yeah, not everything is a conspiracy guys....  Hecklers like that are common=/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2010, 23:06:16
Hahahahhahaha.  Fucking idiot woman.  That guy looks funny though :3

No Mudra, shes a good actor.

If thats not part of the act, you can shoot me.

I don't think she is. Stand ups don't pull stunts like that.

Yeah, not everything is a conspiracy guys....  Hecklers like that are common=/
Guys i truly doubt this was fake.

you know=GET fucked bullocks! Stop crying! Enjoy the scene dammit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 28-06-2010, 23:06:57
It's not a conspiracy, it's part of your act to entertain those people and such things seriously entertain people.

Plus judging from the comments, people saw him live and saw the same thing happening while they are not the guests on the recording.

I bet it's a conspiracy from the Black Union to sabotage his stand up performance  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 29-06-2010, 03:06:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0QTar0MEwc

 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-06-2010, 18:06:00
(http://forums.filefront.com/picture.php?albumid=263&pictureid=5648)
(http://forums.filefront.com/attachments/spam-forum/71925d1265138349-de-motivational-posters-donkey-boxer.jpg)
(http://forums.filefront.com/picture.php?albumid=381&pictureid=6234)
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1236/82860d1217358994funnyst.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/29/633791997371916085-Americangangsters.jpg)
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5537/1245129244127.jpg)
(http://www.picdash.com/image/f/dash/7e0c1056bc91bfc8d73752c6290e9751.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/1/13/633990227229991775-infowars.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2010, 19:06:28
YOU WILL DRINK BUDWEISER!
YOU WILL LIKE AMERICAN BEER!


They see me rolling
Me carrieng
Overloading and tryin' catch me riding dirty

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-transportation-f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-06-2010, 19:06:09
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 30-06-2010, 19:06:59
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A

How the Eastern front was won..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kioCFQu1aSg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-06-2010, 19:06:32
hehe saw that one before ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2010, 19:06:59
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A
HAHAHA tf2s pyro!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-06-2010, 19:06:28
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/images/bbpics/pic0448.jpg)

And i thought buses on Greece were overcrowded  :o

+Danny Bhoy a Scottish-Indian Comedian who is FUNNEH!

pt1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7Z8hTVkHo&playnext_from=TL&videos=CTTpo5cnnc0
pt2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Zk6xHIdMA&feature=related
pt3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLTeX4zVa_E&feature=related
pt4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u960xWA57k&feature=related
pt5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-y3j0i-t8&feature=related
pt6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2DOTSTZj4&feature=related
pt7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNhiboU7tOA&feature=related
pt8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsU8VLa_3Bk&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-06-2010, 20:06:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs033.snc4/34029_479513158288_744673288_6396140_2274766_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs081.ash2/37394_133658609987435_100000298909564_291076_2530594_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs619.snc3/32575_472631578288_744673288_6214235_5310494_n.jpg)

The last one is so true unfortunately
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 30-06-2010, 21:06:24
Scottish comedian Billy Connolly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenzQaXM6Pw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW0riD54nY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 30-06-2010, 21:06:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Conan the barbarian musical

I laughed so hard :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 30-06-2010, 22:06:37
Scottish comedian Billy Connolly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qenzQaXM6Pw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyW0riD54nY&feature=related
Billy Connolly is such a great guy. I've watched all his "travel" programs, half his hilarious comedy, half travelling and meeting locals. Great stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 01-07-2010, 00:07:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw

Conan the barbarian musical

I laughed so hard :D

Snort..

How the Eastern front was won..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kioCFQu1aSg

That Panzershreck shreding is so awesome. I almost forgot how funny this vid was.

Oh and yah,

a movie review, kinda funny but mostly true.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1839-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-07-2010, 02:07:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fsPaAkcag&feature=popular

Super Violin Mario
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 01-07-2010, 06:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42fsPaAkcag&feature=popular

Super Violin Mario

Haha, I saw that on the front page of youtube earlier and watched it  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 01-07-2010, 09:07:45
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/csizb/2010/csizb100630.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 01-07-2010, 11:07:09
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/csizb/2010/csizb100630.jpg)

i dont get it :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 01-07-2010, 12:07:18
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A
Ha! That movie is filmed not far from where i grew up.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-07-2010, 16:07:08
An awesome ROFLMAO movie about the Germans on the eastern front ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYovY5c36A

That 'Flamethrower' is the same model vacuum cleaner that I have!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 01-07-2010, 21:07:26
One for the Deepwater horizon tread :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs115.snc4/36093_2441217268878_1205202596_100638085_6454234_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs017.ash2/34219_403325374162_611364162_4390800_1935661_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 01-07-2010, 21:07:16
Referring to the bicycle cops domotivator. I always wondered how people manage to pull out their camera/cell phone and make a snapshot while driving a car (here the road suggests he's driving above 40km/h). Or do they drive with a camera ready for filmng, if so, why do they do that?

It always bugged me somehow.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 01-07-2010, 21:07:41
Well, everyone got cellphone and they got quite good cameras nowdays. If I had good camera in my phone, I could easily take pic while driving...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 02-07-2010, 13:07:22
Germans are filthy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA803thhgA0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 02-07-2010, 15:07:20
not a joke but still awesome

gigantic LCD screen ....  or is it ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jgkm2pdWgY

crazy asians ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 02-07-2010, 15:07:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL7GIxCX0Yw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 02-07-2010, 16:07:54
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-07-2010, 16:07:46
This guy was a dutch meme because he so AWESOMELY lighted that little firework

And zhis is what they made off it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uzm32iGJow&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-07-2010, 16:07:21
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)

Oh yes! ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Miklas on 02-07-2010, 18:07:00
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)
That movie is awsome! In fact, most movies starring Louis de Funes are awsome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 02-07-2010, 20:07:11
Louis de funes as Hitler  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-2yMBrWnds&feature=player_embedded)
That movie is awsome! In fact, most movies starring Louis de Funes are awsome.
YES, i love Louis de Funes! Gendarmerie series and lots of films like Grande Vandrouille  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vdv05MT3GI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2010, 00:07:24
Forgotten Hope Forums, Serious Business
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3657/lawlsx.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-07-2010, 00:07:12
lmao, hope im not the only one that made the mistake of actually clicking on it xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2010, 01:07:33
Depends, which did you click?
You can tell by the views, lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-07-2010, 11:07:34
BEE-17 BOMber

http://z0r.de/1681

oh and this

http://z0r.de/1851

HIYA BABUSHKA!
PRETTY PRETTY BABUSHKA!
HIYA BABUSHKA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 03-07-2010, 19:07:25
lols @ Babuška!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 03-07-2010, 21:07:07
Trailer of brand new Vuvuzela Hero game! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40TP1ughek)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MvB_1988 on 03-07-2010, 23:07:17
God, that game sucks! But awesome that they put hypnotoad in it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 04-07-2010, 16:07:29
Cake Or Death? (Portal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGV7SdLBCHk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 04-07-2010, 16:07:53
Cake Or Death? (Portal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGV7SdLBCHk


AAAAHAHHAHAHAH i freekin love Eddie Izzard !

Ill take the Penne Ala Arabiata :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-07-2010, 22:07:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ptOv1mGm8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Schneider on 04-07-2010, 23:07:53
Optical illusions!

(http://www.myfunlink.to/fwbrseupts84mcms3os8d37ylbkm7voc/12677/MyFunlink_Picdump_133_28.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-07-2010, 23:07:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs053.snc4/35021_1442254970988_1071487787_1288924_3265222_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs081.snc4/35434_1442254690981_1071487787_1288923_6953365_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-07-2010, 00:07:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQL-NV5qmBU&feature=youtube_gdata
Football

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezk0e1VL80o
America
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-07-2010, 00:07:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw&playnext_from=TL&videos=AIK9APtk0ZQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2010, 01:07:27
http://z0r.de/1456
http://z0r.de/216
http://z0r.de/1870
http://z0r.de/846
http://z0r.de/769

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-07-2010, 13:07:24
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs087.snc4/35730_140867402595043_100000153520421_433468_898803_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs281.ash1/20856_136047469747433_100000265410673_303471_4706218_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-07-2010, 17:07:53
(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/babelfish1.jpg)

(http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/momroulette1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 08-07-2010, 18:07:11
No words needed:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Toros_cogida.jpg)

 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 08-07-2010, 19:07:42
Man 1: Do you know what a woman say when the see a big dick like this, man shows 40 cm between hands
Man 2: öh.. no.
Man 1: I do
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 08-07-2010, 19:07:49
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs024.ash2/34565_411926044722_602334722_4312213_2474633_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs127.snc4/36689_1466271104271_1458330769_1242232_3742970_n.jpg)

Lets take a shortcut to australia.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs056.snc4/35141_136526963042331_100000550847361_296711_4274580_n.jpg)

We where getting low on projectile to shoot.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs052.snc4/34964_136525726375788_100000550847361_296702_2513724_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs062.snc4/34479_1452791394394_1071552270_31378350_2778944_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs158.snc4/37252_136480329713661_100000550847361_296445_2861598_n.jpg)

Nice mellons.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs101.snc4/35434_136476759714018_100000550847361_296430_1881229_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs037.ash2/35215_136474783047549_100000550847361_296417_5303277_n.jpg)

Posted a similar one before, what's up us army?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs013.ash2/34030_136474676380893_100000550847361_296414_7441225_n.jpg)

He's got a plane up his ass.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs070.snc4/34838_136474399714254_100000550847361_296409_2775573_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs121.snc4/36424_136474329714261_100000550847361_296407_3606738_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs052.snc4/34980_1434207409950_1075861189_31288385_6476670_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs042.snc4/34450_1393990567786_1172833276_30981263_6430339_n.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Yustax on 08-07-2010, 22:07:02

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c49/Yustax/36424_136474329714261_1000005508473.jpg)



What the fuck? That one made me lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-07-2010, 00:07:57

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs052.snc4/34980_1434207409950_1075861189_31288385_6476670_n.jpg)



Americans and their Geography..
South Africa has become a lot bigger since the last time i looked at the map.

*Facepalm*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-07-2010, 00:07:14
They are visionaries... They see the world after everything will break apart


Ow wait Africa is going to Crash on Europe not go away from her!

OW SNAP
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-07-2010, 00:07:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIrVofeRh0g&feature=popular
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 09-07-2010, 05:07:40
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1076246/smoke_on_the_water/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 10-07-2010, 10:07:47
Americans and their Geography..
South Africa has become a lot bigger since the last time i looked at the map.

*Facepalm*
I hope it's just a "not so smart"  image compilation about say a report on a south African country playing in the WC. "Let's put a map  of south america up, oh let's add a WC logo... oh and we should remind people that this is the 2010 south african games... let's add that too" -> result: FAIL. Or... they just are ... really that stupid. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 10-07-2010, 18:07:46
http://www.thingsbearslove.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-07-2010, 21:07:49
A joke:

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
-A bah-humbug
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-07-2010, 00:07:06
(http://www.apacheclips.com/files/85492aea8d9e.jpg)

(http://www.apacheclips.com/files/1ebff157080f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 11-07-2010, 00:07:44
Vuvuzela at Doom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-bI2zpfPA

(http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/081/9/c/Twilight__Know_the_difference_by_S0methingW1cked.jpg)

Twilight jokes,the only good thing about this...movie?

(http://mundodoarthur.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crepusculo-blade.jpg)

Quote
They say that a thousand monkeys could, if given typewriters, eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

It took four monkeys thirty minutes to produce twilight.

Quote
"twilight Eclipse - It all begins with a choice."

My choice is Heterosexual, so I wont be watching.  

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-07-2010, 00:07:36
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/vuvuzela2.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-07-2010, 00:07:55
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/printers/cartridges.png)
(http://www.stat.columbia.edu/~cook/movabletype/mlm/BloodInk.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI&feature=player_embedded#!

Also, I just took a test that said that (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3/43baboons.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-07-2010, 00:07:38
First watch this one
http://www.maximumawesome.com/images/catapult1.gif

And then this one

http://vangel.3ezy.com/uploads/blog/LOTRspoof-vangel.3ezy.com.gif

I love these 2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 11-07-2010, 13:07:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX_LXN_XYdo

TF2 and All Your Base? dear god :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-07-2010, 15:07:23
All your boink are belong to us.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-07-2010, 15:07:32
Battlefield Heavies!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Los41jwPrbg


SOON released!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 11-07-2010, 16:07:48
TF2?

Nothing beats this TF2 video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-07-2010, 18:07:57
TF2?

Nothing beats this TF2 video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E
hehe very nice, genius
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 00:07:11
(http://students.ou.edu/R/Heather.L.Robeaux-1/Karma.bmp)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-07-2010, 11:07:51
First, for dutch speaking folks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3B7qUYnQs8&


A nice long copy paste of jokes :)

Quote
My sex life is like Star Wars.

I'm either doing it with my hands, solo, or I'm having to use the force.

-

I tried to give Raoul Moat a lesson on gun safety, but it went in one ear, out the other.

-

Why should I pay for 3D at the cinema when I can get it for free by looking at stuff?

-


Raoul Moat is a message to all you gingers out there - We will find you, and we'll make it look like suicide.

-

Nothing says 'unemployable' like a neck tattoo.

-

I've just phoned the police to tell them that Raoul Moat is in the morgue.

Apparently, I'm not eligible for the £10,000 reward.

-

I saw an advert for Bing earlier, I didn't know what it was all about so I Googled it.

-

I just bought some Jamie Oliver's own brand sausages. The instructions on the back read 'prick with a fork'


I can't argue with that..

-

Just watched the town's carnival procession, and a downs syndrome kid was painted up like a blue alien...

Avatard.

-

My girlfriend brought some Vaseline over the other night.

"We can have some fun with this!" she said. She was fucking right as well.

I smeared it all over the doorknobs in our bedroom and she couldn't get back in.

-

Ginger... it's like Down syndrome for hair.

-

My girlfriend asked me to get her a rape alarm the other day.

Apparently waking her up at 6 A.M. with my cock in her mouth "wasn't fucking funny."

-

BBC News: Should the police now have arms?

I think it would generally help for driving the cars, holding the nightstick, lifting man-hole covers for storm drains, etc

-

My wife has just told me to put my feet up.

I've already double fisted her so I thought why not.

-

If Pakis are so proud of their culture and history, why the fuck do they call their restaurants 'Indian'?

-

With our daughter now confined to an electric wheelchair, my wife said she wants to spoil her.

It was only after I'd come back from Halfords with a body kit, some alloys and go-faster stripes, that I realised I'd misheard her.

-

Did you know that only dolphins and humans have sex for pleasure?

Personally I thought that humans had sex with each other for pleasure..

-

Guardian.co.uk: Rauol Moat chase turns on police.

Ew... Just... Ew.

-

When I heard Cheryl Cole had returned from Africa carrying a parasite. I thought she'd done a Madonna and adopted a child

-


What do you look for in an Irish Holiday?

A nail bomb, under the bus seat.

-

How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's not that dark.

-

One suicidal ginger nutter dead a few weeks after his release.

Who says prison doesn't work?

-

Information has leaked that Apple are to release a new product: "the iWedding"
It's just like a regular wedding, the only problem is they don't provide any reception.

-

My girlfriend got anally raped in a systematic and brutal ordeal last week, but I try to look on the bright side.

At least she won't be able to use the excuse that it won't fit anymore.

-

We should learn from what happened with Raoul Moat

All gingers should shoot themselves

-

Alzheimer's.

Making WZL funny again.

-


I'm a big fan of Scouting for girls.

Or "Internet grooming" as most people call it.

-

I just saw an advert which says "77% of women feel sexier when their underarms look good"

So 23% of women feel sexier when their underarms look like shit?

-

BBC1 News - "A forensics tent has been erected at the scene where Moat shot himself".

Ha ha, "erect".

-

I put a dart board on the ceiling yesterday but I don't like using it because it makes me throw up.

-

Jason Derulo: "I'm Ridin' Solo"


A much classier way of saying "I wank myself to sleep at night"

-

It's true what they say; things that happen in movies don't happen in real life.

I was kidnapped by an elderly man and I did not get to play fun games deciding whether I live or die.

I was just raped.

-

I vividly remember the best day of my life.

Walking up the isle.

Kissing her on the cheek.

Closing the lid.

-

I was in Hallmark today looking for a card that says "I'm sorry your wife died giving birth to my son" but couldn't find one.

I think I'll just send a funny balloon instead.

-

American friend on Facebook -
"can someone please pm me my mob number i have lost my phone temporarily in the house!!!???"
20 minutes ago via Mobile Web.

Fair play these Americans give us some easy point scoring.

-

Man: "Is your dad in prison?"
Woman: "No."
Man: "Well, if my daughter looked like you, I know I'd be."

-

Statistically 4/10 ginger people suffer bullying at the work place. This statistic really shocked me! It should be much higher

It's not that shocking, apart from the fact that 4 gingers actually passed a job interview

-

I'm glad so many of you could making it to our presentation night. The first award goes to the most successful serial killer this year,

Unfortunately none of the nominees from this category could be here with us tonight...

-

I love reunions; they're old school.

-

Aparently videos of dying and starving Africans isn't appropriate for Failblog.

-

My daughter's developed an annoying habit.

Saying 'no' to sex.

-

Woman complains to her doctor about pains in her stomach

The doctor runs some tests and says "do you want the good news or the bad news?"
"The bad news" Replies the woman
"Your pregnant, and the babies ginger"
"Oh" Replies the woman, "whats the good news"

"Its Dead"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 12:07:01
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-07-2010, 12:07:49
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...

Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 12-07-2010, 16:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsdPT6nj9cg&feature=related

Nearly died watching this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-07-2010, 18:07:42
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...

Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Better red than dead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 19:07:53
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...

Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Better red than dead.
I have red hair

but i'm no ginger. Gingers have fruckles and cannot get a tan color.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-07-2010, 20:07:11
(http://eddirt.frozenreality.co.uk/strips/20100712.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 12-07-2010, 20:07:48
Hah,Sickipedia jokes are lulz.

Is that thing of MediChec real?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 12-07-2010, 21:07:13
 ;) 60 years old but still nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Soehg0nvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 12-07-2010, 21:07:28
;) 60 years old but still nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Soehg0nvk
Hahaha, so funny!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 21:07:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fijzOqtt25Q

Pariodies

you gotta love em
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 12-07-2010, 22:07:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIEGKbZBonY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-07-2010, 22:07:25
Both fresh and inspiring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW6jW9y59JY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-07-2010, 02:07:44
(http://i.imgur.com/mfJdv.gif)
(http://icarus.stopdroplol.com/content/14487/resized/7xhcK.jpg?1267014496)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/361086b1-d34a-4bc9-a6b7-abf456a92655.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/iranp1.jpg?w=450&h=1731)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2010, 03:07:23
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/5152d400-bbea-40c5-9317-ced6760e8158.jpg)

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193650729887358.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-merica.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-screw-you-guys.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-they-see-me-operating-my-automobile.jpg)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/lotruzela.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ninjarug1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-07-2010, 13:07:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs019.snc4/34295_134711223227076_100000645976096_236760_8243816_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs039.ash2/35305_415992899322_525904322_4271333_213366_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs031.ash2/34930_412412609603_543389603_4317122_2719918_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs070.snc4/34866_1318341003398_1376945883_30752462_7649650_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs168.snc4/37745_421627441376_693611376_5102142_8336781_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs037.snc4/34199_1527206664865_1375627081_1396731_337303_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs127.snc4/36691_1391832234718_1199510995_30946853_4177196_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34350_1372263304936_1182381218_30902312_4960930_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs146.snc4/36654_1533873829232_1306386845_1444360_7736353_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs070.ash2/36885_1372939082053_1189054604_30851024_1958575_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34560_1362579581335_1136962437_30893013_1681123_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs045.snc4/34632_1482995805382_1548466467_31221197_2697396_n.jpg)

Dutch speaking people will get this. Lul means dick in English
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs040.snc4/34346_1489917924028_1116382681_31442411_1330288_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs038.ash2/35271_423758699216_677029216_4618512_1939013_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs158.snc4/37232_1448706292267_1071487787_1307252_6852125_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs018.ash2/34242_1448705972259_1071487787_1307249_1640738_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs017.ash2/34216_1483325839566_1126459427_1426957_1287984_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs043.snc4/34536_463850332541_817097541_6263655_6209347_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs181.snc4/37399_136786299683064_100000550847361_297845_1170768_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs108.snc4/35770_136785306349830_100000550847361_297839_7718676_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs024.ash2/34565_411926034722_602334722_4312211_4372499_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34565_411926039722_602334722_4312212_1701229_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2010, 21:07:17
http://www.cracked.com/video_18201_deconstructing-most-wtf-clip-in-internet-history-dnc.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 14-07-2010, 14:07:54
Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-07-2010, 15:07:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxZASmEiikg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-07-2010, 19:07:55
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/6/1/2361_slide.gif?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/2/8/428_slide.jpg?v=2)
Has swastikas: http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/5/0/550_slide.jpg?v=2
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/0/3/503_slide.jpg?v=2)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/4/5/645_slide.jpg?v=2)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/2/0/620_slide.jpg?v=2)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/2/8/8/2288_slide.gif?v=1)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/7/0/870_slide.jpg?v=2)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 15-07-2010, 09:07:03
 http://en.tackfilm2.se/?id=1279176272359ID903


If you guys remember that episode with "The Hero", that swedish film editor thing, they made a second version.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-07-2010, 13:07:50
SAW vs Sherlock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l2bbmE8H9k

This is just an awesome picture, nothing funny in it.
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/1007/TSE2010Calafate_pyykko900c.jpg)
Quote
Andes Sunset Eclipse
Credit & Copyright: Janne Pyykkö

Explanation: On July 11, after a long trek eastward across the southern Pacific Ocean, the Moon's shadow reached landfall in South America. In a total solar eclipse close to sunset, silhouetted Moon and Sun hugged the western horizon, seen here above the Andes mountains near the continent's southern tip. To enjoy a good vantage point, the photographer hiked to a windy spot about 400 meters above a lake, Lago Argentino, climbing into the picture after setting up his camera on a tripod. At left, the sky outside the shadow cone is still bright. Below, the lights of El Calafate, Patagonia, Argentina, shine by the lake shore.



Also, if you want some good laughs at 'lesser gifted' people, go here: http://notalwaysright.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2010, 14:07:11
:0 its the eye of Sauron!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 15-07-2010, 20:07:06
Immortal Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 15-07-2010, 21:07:05
Immortal Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA&feature=player_embedded)

So epic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-07-2010, 21:07:02
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 17-07-2010, 04:07:23
Too... Many... Colors... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 17-07-2010, 16:07:46
Too... Many... Colors... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

Thats for girls .. Check out this  :o

http://augenkrebs.de.vu/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2010, 16:07:04
http://z0r.de/291  !!!! YEEAAAAAAAAA ROCK ON
http://z0r.de/1891   Japanese cartoons  ::)    ;D ;D ;D  This one is actually entertaining
http://z0r.de/195 Classic   and the best flash evar
http://z0r.de/1881
http://z0r.de/1745
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 17-07-2010, 18:07:48
Too... Many... Colors... (http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_07.gif)

Thats for girls .. Check out this  :o

http://augenkrebs.de.vu/


(http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_08.gif) ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-07-2010, 19:07:10
Well the site is named eye cancer for a reason..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 17-07-2010, 22:07:36
(http://www.abload.de/img/csizoom1qyi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 18-07-2010, 01:07:15
In response to the above:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjuV7kRpFQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2010, 01:07:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWPfcEOr2Yg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 18-07-2010, 08:07:02
Double RAINBOW!!1! song
http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMX0D4oZwCsA&h=5da73
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-07-2010, 12:07:42
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs198.snc4/38232_430854813712_558478712_4410544_3570651_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs102.ash2/38448_1483538682984_1069352773_1426691_892515_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs195.snc4/38105_1483538482979_1069352773_1426690_5690499_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs090.ash2/37852_433065476736_767601736_4617262_6002158_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs036.snc4/34167_1482991829313_1069352773_1425304_460173_n.jpg)

Is this serious?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs036.ash2/35145_1427641982799_1585302702_1032455_3911582_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs222.snc4/38463_1427517939698_1585302702_1032237_6578119_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs090.ash2/37836_418541426951_666961951_4521901_5992633_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs018.ash2/34274_416192838954_567658954_4451645_2427476_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs152.snc4/36963_1427119609740_1585302702_1031748_2740138_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs179.snc4/38271_10150220518850650_842465649_13828528_3786452_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 18-07-2010, 14:07:52
Just curious why the pregnant wife did not put a towel under HER door...but ok.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-07-2010, 16:07:10
Just curious why the pregnant wife did not put a towel under HER door...but ok.

She still has to go true the hallway to get out of the apartment, but yeah, in general it would be easier, but then again, why would you make an effort when someone is cousin you irritation while doing something illegal anyway, they are being nice, they could call the police and get them arrested as well and since this is probably the united states i am sure it could be a hard punishment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2010, 16:07:35
Legalize it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2010, 17:07:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg


Love this guy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-07-2010, 17:07:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2010, 17:07:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27Oq5ot0ZI
a belgian comedian made a great sketch of that

NO AMERICANS in bagdad! NO americans! THEIR will never be americans in bagdad! WE will kill them, we will slaugther them bagdad will be their grave NO americans i tell you!  NEVER!

*wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwowpowowpw

Excuse me Mister Saïd al-Sahaf, issent that an american apache helicopter flying over?

Nono   ventilation! VENTILATION!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-07-2010, 21:07:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjHimyzjAE&playnext_from=TL&videos=V69_Do0Iscg&feature=grec_index
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 19-07-2010, 02:07:34
CoD MW2: old Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImC7qTUW-Yo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImC7qTUW-Yo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 19-07-2010, 12:07:30

I overturned a Hanomag on Cobra yesterday, but it wasn't a patch on this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsca3UqysrI)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GoldFingero on 19-07-2010, 14:07:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 19-07-2010, 14:07:52
I hate that japanese stuff ... Still those guys rule in architecture, and thats why i want to go there :<
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-07-2010, 15:07:45
Liar Corvax-chan i bet you are going there for Kawai japanime  ;D


=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9vbJJE3i6U&playnext_from=TL&videos=akEYXBkVqDY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaADQTeZRCY&playnext_from=TL&videos=akEYXBkVqDY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-07-2010, 17:07:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
then watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-nF01ZYHZE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-07-2010, 17:07:19
Oh that lucky Toshi.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-07-2010, 00:07:48
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs202.snc4/38438_1536493256050_1346412722_1404131_8129408_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs032.ash2/34981_1374506325095_1304915643_30980458_1324867_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Admiral Donutz on 20-07-2010, 15:07:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
You want a poopoo? =/ That's both highly disturbing and amusing at the same time... lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-07-2010, 15:07:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8JhSkMg0U)

Dont we love japan?
You want a poopoo? =/ That's both highly disturbing and amusing at the same time... lol.

I agree, - Trey Parker and Matt Stones Mr.Hanky influenced by Japanese toilet training cartoons me thinks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2010, 17:07:42
I saw this when i was a kid. And i loved this serie

i restarted watching SG1 but i havent reached this episode yet. It was my favorite story

Short story=O"neill and tealc are stuck in an endless cycle of a day. They touched a machine and this cycle of the dag repeats. And they know about it, but nobody else.Imagine going trough the same day over and over

This what O'neill thought about this cycle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcHqmA9lfU

found this minutes ago, and i just HAD to share it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-07-2010, 18:07:48
Sounds alot like Groundhog Dag.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 20-07-2010, 18:07:32
This what O'neill thought about this cycle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcHqmA9lfU
found this minutes ago, and i just HAD to share it

I lol'd at that but when I watched it years ago I don't think I did - I also noticed a clip on the side leadign to this which I remember and I laughed so much I think my flatmate and I even started reciting it to each other (stonned) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9HeShH8OBg

Lol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtAL1pYJg2I  Great script skipping over the Bible.



LOL!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7iuA6eGXaM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-07-2010, 18:07:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdPP5ERVco
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 20-07-2010, 19:07:50
(http://x23.xanga.com/0dd8800bd8320219346973/t40483593.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 20-07-2010, 23:07:30
once upon a time... and it was sanded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-07-2010, 01:07:10
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/state/hannah_churchill.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-07-2010, 04:07:33
3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records.  One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.'  So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!'  The other guys started to cheer for him.

Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.'  So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!'  They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'

So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes.  Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad.  The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?'  While the second asks 'whats wrong?'  The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'

:-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 04:07:12
don't get
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-07-2010, 04:07:22
I have no Idea who this Toris fellow is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-07-2010, 04:07:59
I get it, though don't find it all that lol, just kinda meh.

And warrior's statement is probably very true for himself (if you get the joke).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 04:07:39
um clitoris
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-07-2010, 04:07:20
Modified to make it clearer ::)  Btw, if you change the name, I'll change it back :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 04:07:34
um clitöris?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 21-07-2010, 07:07:59
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/state/hannah_churchill.jpg)



Is this some bullshit you shopped together that you and only you find funny?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-07-2010, 08:07:26
Thats what I was wondering  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 21-07-2010, 10:07:56
My dear yankee fellows, simmer down, a village has called to inform me that their idiot is missing, most likely posting on these very boards - young Warrior may have a different outlook on life to us, but there is no need to burn him upon every post he creates, why surely his resiliance in the face of such negativity is testiment to the strength of human character that only some of us possess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-07-2010, 11:07:56
3 guys are working together at Guinness World Records.  One day when they are working, the first guy looks down and says 'I have really small hands, I wanna see if I have the record for that.'  So he goes inside the records office and comes out a minute later. 'Guys I got the record!'  The other guys started to cheer for him.

Then the second guy looks down and remembers that he has really small feet and said, 'I want to see if I got the record for that.'  So he goes inside and then comes out a minute later yelling 'I got the record!'  They cheer for him then the third guy say 'I have a really small penis, I want to see if I have the record for that.'

So he goes inside but he stays in the office for about five minutes.  Finally he comes out and is grumpy and mad.  The first guy asks, 'did you get the record?'  While the second asks 'whats wrong?'  The third guy responds 'know who the hell Töris is?'

:-*
Hey, you there!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 16:07:48
really though explain the joke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 21-07-2010, 17:07:45
really though explain the joke.

From what I think...is that a clitoris can be considered a dick? So... he thinks its a name like clit toris. Or something? It's really awful
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 17:07:54
oh i thought about that... it's not phunny.  actually it barely even makes sense.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-07-2010, 17:07:07
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-07-2010, 17:07:29
your jokes suck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-07-2010, 18:07:29
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/state/hannah_churchill.jpg)



Is this some bullshit you shopped together that you and only you find funny?

Its from The Oatmeal
http://theoatmeal.com/misc/p/state

though I suppose it's not as funny taken out of context.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 22-07-2010, 00:07:59
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

You and warrior should get together and make a "My jokes are not jokes" club.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-07-2010, 00:07:55
I've only 2 things to say:

1) Its not my joke but I think its good.

2) Ban Moose for putting me and Warrior in the same sentence.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 22-07-2010, 00:07:57
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

Since when did "Thorondor = Toris?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-07-2010, 00:07:27
Since allways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-07-2010, 00:07:18
I've only 2 things to say:



2) Ban Moose for putting me and Warrior in the same sentence.
No I think Moose is definitely right about this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-07-2010, 00:07:47
Oh come on.  Thorondor = Toris.  I insinuated he was poorly endowed.

You guys ruin everything.

Since when did "Thorondor = Töris?"
Since ~2005 when a FinnWars mapper started to invent nicknames for people.

He's a very strange person.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-07-2010, 04:07:01
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Read the reviews  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-07-2010, 21:07:13
Dont know if this has already been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9oEuqPoGM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 22-07-2010, 21:07:28
Dont know if this has already been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9oEuqPoGM


Have you ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-_x4YTrOvM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-07-2010, 21:07:20
Quote
Have you ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6B_7ZRSwWg
Yes, thats how i found the sketch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-07-2010, 21:07:46
Dont know if this has already been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9oEuqPoGM


Have you ever seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-_x4YTrOvM
Lol at Graham Chapman shooting the hint-guy at 3:00--> ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 22-07-2010, 23:07:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESZcSIhJMYE&feature=fvhl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-07-2010, 18:07:05
Silly new yorkers
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/man-wearing-darth-vader-mask-robs-long-island-bank/19565813
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-07-2010, 19:07:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs223.snc4/38491_1544204609569_1368612241_31400544_337864_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs111.ash2/38868_1480245816846_1554826629_31143544_8269109_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs168.snc4/37722_1550538404842_1276561060_31528006_2416575_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs195.snc4/38089_1496997858095_1028579548_1995078_3371069_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs229.snc4/38803_1397513290927_1025087622_921025_3530005_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs114.ash2/39031_1502966809932_1107073417_3284336_6500686_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs097.ash2/38193_136696186361913_100000645976096_247072_7386598_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs180.snc4/38333_453091146396_534496396_6578708_1423492_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs099.ash2/38306_445110380700_625870700_6692284_7675064_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs201.snc4/38395_1476804156223_1117297969_1370526_4723883_n.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-07-2010, 19:07:42
That pig thing actually happened in my school a couple of years ago as a senior prank.  It was good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-07-2010, 19:07:42
That pig thing actually happened in my school a couple of years ago as a senior prank.  It was good.
we did the same, but with 19 chickens and numbers 1-20.

We could hear the teachers=guys great chrisotemos, splendid ideas the police where happy to

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 13?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-07-2010, 19:07:38
That robot with the sword--My dad actually used to work for that company, KUKA, a division of Grenzenbach.  I'm asking him about it, I think he may know the story behind it.

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxY4Oy2nFlw&feature=PlayList&p=882563D83132695B&playnext_from=PL&index=19
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-07-2010, 19:07:04
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4598/mediahttp2bpblogspotrrj.png)
(http://flashism.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/and_live_in_harmony_harmony.png)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/4428407589_679d622c15.jpg)
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9840/1267490558237.jpg)


Game of the year
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-07-2010, 20:07:41
That robot with the sword--My dad actually used to work for that company, KUKA, a division of Grenzenbach.  I'm asking him about it, I think he may know the story behind it.


No, he doesn't. No Clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2010, 20:07:30
(http://babiesarentzen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/emu.jpg)

Hehe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 26-07-2010, 00:07:58
(http://chopard.fest4.free.fr/emoticons/army/armata/armata_PDT_11.gif) ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 26-07-2010, 07:07:51
 Ladygaga - The thin fuzzy line between human and abnormal chupacabra animal hybrid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 26-07-2010, 09:07:29
The pre-Monster Lady Gaga was kinda hot, but now she looks like a crackwhore....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Aggroman on 26-07-2010, 12:07:46
(http://www.abload.de/img/fapfapfapuqe3.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/needhelpgp2p.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/onthemoonyody.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 26-07-2010, 12:07:05
Epic Indian Advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HLsvwLPpQ&feature=grec_index&videos=Ei_iKH3uDgk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 26-07-2010, 18:07:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAG-zDzsyr4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-07-2010, 19:07:06
http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 26-07-2010, 20:07:52
(http://www.robandelliot.cycomics.com/webcomics/2004/comic339.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-07-2010, 20:07:39
Awesome series of pics, pilot is not that good but he should live.
http://bit.ly/9K3AGQ


EDIT:
Also, nice restaurant you have there, more people should do this, its the only way we can get this super  anti nazi bias broken. I would go here to eat as long as the owners aren't nazi's, like in this case.
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-52906.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 27-07-2010, 21:07:02
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 27-07-2010, 22:07:23
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

This is not a tranquility line.

(http://ravegrl.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/038_yuugi_my_serious_face.jpg?w=410&h=308)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 28-07-2010, 03:07:33
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

i want to shoot every one of those fucking things. i hunted one in western china one time but i couldn't bring it home.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 28-07-2010, 04:07:07
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

i want to shoot every one of those fucking things. i hunted one in western china one time but i couldn't bring it home.

This is my weapon of choice when it comes to pandas
(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00vCGTrzjIgPcS/Wooden-Stake.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-07-2010, 04:07:18
pandas!!!!!! ahhh they cute yo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 28-07-2010, 04:07:14
Pandas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDCLjNsWpHY

i want to shoot every one of those fucking things. i hunted one in western china one time but i couldn't bring it home.

Not OK dude. Pandas are like one of the most awesome things ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaJShraI8Mc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 28-07-2010, 05:07:40
pandas!!!!!! ahhh they cute yo.

Panda that's not a bear. Kodiak, THAT's a bear.

(http://naturalunseenhazards.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/kodiak_bear_2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-07-2010, 10:07:56
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs206.snc4/38648_429658324216_677029216_4769453_2175409_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs112.ash2/38927_418672479630_736209630_4535430_1496009_n.jpg)
classic :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs212.snc4/38927_418672489630_736209630_4535432_4398552_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs104.ash2/38514_418397059935_651379935_4438642_5572883_n.jpg)
Okok, he is not black but indian, but still, funny picture :)
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs215.snc4/39067_1485622296610_1115469076_31412855_1427114_n.jpg
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs108.ash2/38761_1512068771378_1524173538_1277531_5603860_n.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/91ced582-e435-41f3-aa10-3126b182a946.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 28-07-2010, 15:07:24
Take down that swastika picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-07-2010, 15:07:24
Take down that swastika picture.

Fine, but i am still going to link to it, i do not support censorship like this in any way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 29-07-2010, 02:07:07
Take down that swastika picture.

Fine, but i am still going to link to it, i do not support censorship like this in any way.

/agreed. it's a part of history and should be treated as such.
russian communists killed many times more than the nazis and yet it's okay to show say the hammer+sickle... anyways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-07-2010, 03:07:49
for the sake of this forum, it was good you removed it (as server is in germany).

But that aside, it should never be removed. The banning of the swastika in germany is truly a silly move. That's the last thing I would call freedom of speech, prohibiting symbols/words to be shown/said.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-07-2010, 03:07:08
I would not post a hammer and scythe out of personal opinion only...Prohibiting something makes it "cool" and "awesome" . Much like Laiki music in Greece.It was banned but it became a part of our culture.Or like whiskey in USA at the time of Drinks prohibition...

-OT-
Whitest Kids You know.This show is...Amazing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3D9WRhZcA0&playnext=1&videos=KDvnUZoS19g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q&playnext=1&videos=afEnpqdv-_c

+ something i wanted to post a lot :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaADQTeZRCY&playnext=1&videos=mRCWp8uqFZg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2010, 06:07:45
Best football goal celebration ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM&feature=popular
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-07-2010, 18:07:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQuq8L1BMH0


horrible, just horrible...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kubador on 29-07-2010, 18:07:00
Best action packed movie ever. Straight from Uganda - ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 29-07-2010, 19:07:27
Best action packed movie ever. Straight from Uganda - ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded

Love it!  ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-07-2010, 20:07:59
Best action packed movie ever. Straight from Uganda - ACTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded

Someone watch G4 yesterday  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-07-2010, 02:07:18
http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html


And; just to prove Japan has finally gone insane:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18655_9-beloved-characters-made-horrifying-by-japan.html


BAM!! SUPER-ARYAN HITLER!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-07-2010, 20:07:07
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2wf1liv.gif)
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2103/pervert.jpg)
(http://www.moonbattery.com/school_fail.jpg)
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-magicthegathering-eyjafjallajokull-card.jpg)
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/whami/isDFflhpakmBAurwAvqzFxjhHbHAkfhaDxkICCjnvuioclDqjHEBAuDkehGb/media_http10mediatumblrcomtumblrkuhxxaHEay1qzw01to1500jpg_aAhtCCJtxAuseiB.jpg.scaled500.jpg)
(http://www.heyokay.com/images/community%20chest.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 30-07-2010, 23:07:24
Too bad I don't speak spanish.

http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Leg-dich-nicht-mit-diesem-Bock-an-16564.html (http://www.eblogx.com/Videos--Leg-dich-nicht-mit-diesem-Bock-an-16564.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-07-2010, 23:07:56
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs583.snc3/30747_1456609541442_1419472460_31217839_3985147_n.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-07-2010, 23:07:33
huh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 31-07-2010, 00:07:04
I think it's some kind of jew joke :\

i lol'd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 31-07-2010, 03:07:58
huh?

I'm guessing this has something to do with Angela Merkel and austerity budgets.

I guess you have to be German to get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 31-07-2010, 03:07:23
He is a Greek Taxi Driver and that on the TV is Angela Mergel....It means that she got pissed for him asking so much that she came back asking a shitload more  ;D Just making fun of the Greek Dept being revenge in some way
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 31-07-2010, 05:07:23
He is a Greek Taxi Driver and that on the TV is Angela Mergel....It means that she got pissed for him asking so much that she came back asking a shitload more  ;D Just making fun of the Greek Dept being revenge in some way
I lol'd after you explained it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-07-2010, 19:07:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk&feature=fvhl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 31-07-2010, 20:07:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMHNFOtjYk&feature=fvhl
Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 31-07-2010, 20:07:25
http://www.culturepub.fr/videos/oishi-green-tea-boobs

 :D thai commercial are the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-08-2010, 01:08:57
http://www.cracked.com/article_18646_the-5-most-insane-improvised-weapons-that-were-animals.html

The "Weapon"

A puppy (alive).

If you just had to throw a puppy at someone, your viable options would likely make a short list. Mailman, neighbor kids, the guy who canceled Arrested Development. We can't imagine "Hells Angel" would end up on anyone's list. That is unless of course you're a 26-year-old German student whom we'll just call Testosticor Fantastiballs.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/4/27164.jpg?v=1)
Portrayed here by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Testosticor, like many people, suffered from depression. Unlike many people, however, he chose a rather interesting way of coping with it. Instead of, say, finding solace in loved ones or sitting in the dark listening to Joy Division, he felt that rather more... drastic action was required.

So, he grabbed the first puppy he saw, leapt manfully into his car and tore up the Autobahn until he'd reached the nearest Hells Angels hideout.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/5/27165.jpg?v=1)
Probably in this vehicle.

Arming himself with nothing more than the puppy, he strode into the grounds and proceeded to heroically... drop his shorts.

While the Angels were stymied trying to figure out why a psychopath had just strode into their clubhouse and mooned them, Testosticor executed his masterstroke: He withdrew the bemused puppy (presumably from a holster) and hurled it at the nearest leather-clad guy.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/6/27166.jpg?v=1)
Impregnating all of these women in the process.

So get the image in your head: Here's this guy with pants around his ankles, throwing puppies at a motorcycle gang on their compound. Take that in.

OK? Let's continue (and yes, the puppy was fine).

By this point, Testosticor must have partially come to his senses and decided to follow-up his patently absurd assault with the most bizarrely awesome escape attempt in the history of shenanigans.

The first phase of his retreat strategy involved running over to a building site and commandeering a fully operational bulldozer.

The second phase was coming to the realization that, however awesome, bulldozers aren't actually very fast. Phase three had him causing a three-mile traffic jam on the highway and phase four saw him finally abandon the bulldozer (still on the highway) and hitchhike all the way home.

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/7/27167.jpg?v=1)
Who knew that you could hitchhike to Valhalla?

All in all, a very well executed plan.

Despite arriving safely home, Mr. Fantastiballs was quickly apprehended by the law and charged with being the world's best person. The court sentenced him to life in luxury and all the eager German milk maidens he could ravage [citation needed].

As for the puppy? Well, it was handed over to an animal shelter, and is probably living comfortably off the royalties it made selling its heart-warming story to Hollywood.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-08-2010, 01:08:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTBIHXwSLNE

love the 50's US theme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 01-08-2010, 01:08:35
The nice thing about this thread is that you can safely ignore & 100% skip anything The Warrior posts because its always too long, too boring, stupid or just plain completely and utterly NOT INTERESTING.

Sometimes I read a few lines and just start yawning, great for falling asleep when being insomniac!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 01-08-2010, 05:08:13
You calling Cracked.com unfunny or uninteresting? That story was hilarious, I remember when I first read it on the news.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 02-08-2010, 07:08:51
(http://777denny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/obama-dumb-and-dumber.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 02-08-2010, 11:08:24
Even though i have not touched it on over 3 years I still think this guy has the best job in the world :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdruct9pB7E

Edit: Fixed terrible grammatical error
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wasntmenl on 02-08-2010, 13:08:42
I want that job  :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-08-2010, 15:08:01
(http://www.palitsyn.com/__data/assets/image/0019/3538/Hs4Tl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Joker on 02-08-2010, 18:08:30
(http://www.palitsyn.com/__data/assets/image/0019/3538/Hs4Tl.jpg)

"Hahahaha - Stop tickling me"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 03-08-2010, 16:08:56
 ;D
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/weather_forecasters.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-08-2010, 16:08:23
LMAO.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 03-08-2010, 16:08:29
Best funny pic ive seen in a while
(http://www.pete.com/files/6966fe9b8d0faa9e.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 03-08-2010, 17:08:57
(http://stewie.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/funny-graphs-video-games-sy.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-08-2010, 17:08:15
http://dagobah.biz/flash/sam4.swf

THE WIN! THE MOTHAFUCKING WIN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-08-2010, 18:08:05
;D


XD XD XD Oh my god this is EPIC!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 03-08-2010, 18:08:44
a joke from painkiller ad, where people are showing "faces of pain". It's finnish and original text was finnish, i had to translate :/

(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af343/Ciupita/panadol_chuck_norris.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-08-2010, 21:08:29
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1775/77124391.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 03-08-2010, 21:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&feature=player_embedded

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 04-08-2010, 02:08:00
THEM BITCHES GAWT SUM HAWT BAWDS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-08-2010, 17:08:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurBHWxYaR0&feature=related
(this one is the right one though but has worst quality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ&feature=related )
Dunno if i had already posted it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-08-2010, 17:08:12
Wanna scare people like crap on phones or TS?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Boxxy_Board.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 04-08-2010, 18:08:04
;D Boxxy is epic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-08-2010, 18:08:51
Wanna scare people like crap on phones or TS?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Boxxy_Board.swf

What the fuck?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 05-08-2010, 03:08:40
Wanna scare people like crap on phones or TS?

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Boxxy_Board.swf

What the fuck?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-08-2010, 08:08:53
Boxxy is hella cute.
If only she didn't have ADD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 05-08-2010, 10:08:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TqBSI8ZBzQ&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-08-2010, 16:08:10
When you guys said Boxxy, I thought immediately of Boxy Brown.

(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/28/633608191722858794-BOXYBROWN.jpg)

HE PEED ON ME, BITCH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 05-08-2010, 17:08:52
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af343/Ciupita/bloody_hell.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 03:08:13
Last week I noticed a ka-thunk ka-thunk noise coming from the washing machine, as well as a bright glowing light coming from inside it (it's a side loader with a glass window). Upon removing my iPhone from the washer, the screen said:
"This device is not iPhone compatible. We recommend turning on airplane mode to reduce interference."
No joke.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/fallen_iphone
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 06-08-2010, 12:08:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3EZmzmIQs

Nick Thune, about love....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 21:08:36
http://www.moillusions.com/2009/08/the-invisible-man-liu-bolin.html

...awesome...

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cannon_1447964i-580x374.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stone-steps_1447971i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stone-steps-2_1447970i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/red-text_1447969i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/red-lettering_1447960i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/prisoner_1447968i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pillars_1447967i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/london-telephone_1447972i.jpg)

(http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/invisible-man_1447974i.jpg)


and more...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-08-2010, 22:08:48
(http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fail.jpg)
(http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fail8.jpg)
(http://whitebreadonpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fail-owned-hell-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 23:08:54
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/zomgreverse.gif)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-08-2010, 23:08:29
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs120.ash2/39314_1169666498632_1737084395_341702_1010493_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs266.snc4/39645_1511990676152_1125934889_31468640_5619715_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39779_10150258507920425_672885424_13864419_3625458_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs111.ash2/38882_1336945228492_1376945883_30798258_5998646_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-08-2010, 23:08:09
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/4/9a2130dd-5a49-490f-947a-75018cff794a.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/3/7ee77787-2a06-4d05-9c36-27e7d5ee8bf1.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/f22975a4-23ff-44fa-b72f-5ef894c47958.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/3323ac8a-a343-4b90-b940-8cea36b5c660.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/a469670e-95c4-4b24-9efe-1487fb587ddb.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/6b4612a9-4429-4188-a74e-3b32b64232e8.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/20/129188710768201507.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/24/4514db25-5617-4b69-83ae-4493b679d344.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/25/9a993c90-6d23-4f4b-bac9-5d756c1190d2.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/17/7ebcbb56-21b6-457b-801a-362401a663d3.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-08-2010, 23:08:12
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/c3/h5g/tuq/7336/normal_652170046.jpg)
- There's the enemy line.. Obstacles, mines..

- Gotta move that gear up!

- You may come now!
- I think I wet my pants...
- I fucking love pioneers!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 07-08-2010, 03:08:44
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9571/dreamitbelieveiticecube.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/dreamitbelieveiticecube.jpg/)
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2295/eyep.jpg) (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/eyep.jpg/)
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7084/llbeastripper.jpg) (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/llbeastripper.jpg/)
(http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/463/fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg) (http://img832.imageshack.us/i/fuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg/)
(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/7541/gwash.jpg) (http://img833.imageshack.us/i/gwash.jpg/)
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6582/holywat.jpg) (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/holywat.jpg/)
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/5194/indifferent.jpg) (http://img836.imageshack.us/i/indifferent.jpg/)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5593/internetorresearchpaper.jpg) (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/internetorresearchpaper.jpg/)
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4362/weaponsb.jpg) (http://img245.imageshack.us/i/weaponsb.jpg/)
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/842/donkeydog.jpg) (http://img801.imageshack.us/i/donkeydog.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-08-2010, 04:08:00
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ba2b4b34-6c57-49f8-839f-7693993fbb98.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/f9d515ad-852c-485d-8821-fcc4d2268ac6.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/00153fa2-44e1-4241-990c-0db1dd55bb4e.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/8a6c5a58-2ae0-4482-b4e1-ba32d733fbca.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/3b5279bf-d28d-48f7-9c02-48fc42981e72.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Po64G72gQo&feature=player_embedded#!

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ddb4ae4a-107f-401d-b72f-e87ff2991ad5.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/48330659-fe44-43d4-b0bf-d31cf1866f75.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/political-pictures-breaking-news-all-the-bs-in-congress-makes-its-way-to-main-street.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129179586601811050.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129143185110646403.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129108926957971167.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140967115657611.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129111364980730984.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/political-pictures-marine-meals-rejected.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-al-roker-longer-stare.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-08-2010, 17:08:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c


Old but still great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-08-2010, 19:08:16
lol page 69

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/political-pictures-cat-unicorn.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/political-pictures-illegally-parked-exempt-law.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-carrie-prejean-vanity-pride.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-bring-it.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/political-pictures-feminist-protesters-police-body.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-china-olympics-protester-yes-actually.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-why-complaining.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-large-hadron-collider-destroy-world.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/political-pictures-finnish-army.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-george-w-bush-appear-larger.jpg)

I made this one:
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/7/e3e20f8c-d060-42d7-ab1d-b0c4a5ba3fef.jpg)


Not these:

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-teabagger-written-crayon.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-right-wing-protesters-czars-commies.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-pope-benedict-xvi-hand-grenade.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-abraham-lincoln-president-today.jpg?w=438&h=512)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-adolph-hitler-bush-obama.jpg?w=340&h=450)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-geronimo-illegal-aliens.jpg?w=500&h=609)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-un-only-guy.jpg?w=500&h=531)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/political-pictures-native-americans-border-patrol.jpg?w=492&h=388)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 08-08-2010, 00:08:49
Hey, Warrior.  I think at this point it would just be easier to post a link to the website!  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 08-08-2010, 01:08:52
Hey, Warrior.  I think at this point it would just be easier to post a link to the website!  ;)

LMAO!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-08-2010, 02:08:36
Quote
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-geronimo-illegal-aliens.jpg?w=500&h=609)

Anybody know what kind of rifle that is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 08-08-2010, 03:08:42
kind of looks like a winchester model 1892.

Edit: its not
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2010, 03:08:06
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_Model_1873

(http://www.sonic.net/~johnpipe/trapdoor/trapdoor-3oldbbl.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 08-08-2010, 04:08:36
to short and the picture in wikipedia shows that the grip is too long.
I have no doubt that rifle is a winchester.

my mistake its a springfield model 1875
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Springfield_Model_1875.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 08-08-2010, 05:08:16
gtfo out of this thread with your stupid guns.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-08-2010, 06:08:11
Thanks guys, I'll definitely have to add that to my list of "guns to buy"
CPS, stfu.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/mFKTbIghelsyld0bIwGQckvBo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 08-08-2010, 06:08:06
Agh!  I noticed the barrel on the 1873 looked shorter but I thought that just might be an optical illusion from the angle of the photo.  But yes, you are correct that its the 1875 officer's version.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [WDW]Megaraptor on 08-08-2010, 08:08:34


(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)


Reminds me of a picture I saw of the 2004 revolution in Haiti, when there was street fighting between rebels and government forces. One Haitian policeman was hiding from rebel fire behind a car...surrounded by ~40 news photographers taking his picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2010, 15:08:51
I made this one:
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/7/e3e20f8c-d060-42d7-ab1d-b0c4a5ba3fef.jpg)


you sir are for once, win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 08-08-2010, 15:08:50
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1628/4711m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 08-08-2010, 17:08:21


(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)


Reminds me of a picture I saw of the 2004 revolution in Haiti, when there was street fighting between rebels and government forces. One Haitian policeman was hiding from rebel fire behind a car...surrounded by ~40 news photographers taking his picture.

reminds ME of

(http://princessamerah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/blog9-princess-diana.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-08-2010, 18:08:56
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-patriotic-american.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-teabaggers-brainwashing-conservatives.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 08-08-2010, 18:08:24
Pulp Disney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfmjromhhk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-08-2010, 19:08:57
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-westboro-gandhi-unlike-christ.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-bridge-of-death.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2010, 19:08:02
Pulp Disney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfmjromhhk)
+1 rep for you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 08-08-2010, 21:08:18
Lance Armstrong went cycling. After a couple of miles he noticed that an old man with a bicycle at least equally old was gaining him, so he thought that "I'm gonna lose that old bean" and started to pick up some speed. He got away again, but the old guy caught him again. "WTF? I'll show him!" The old bean then came alongside and asked: "You think we can get to the liquor store before it closes?"

I thought of this at work:

What is playing in Popes head when he goes diving?
-Holy Diver
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-08-2010, 11:08:44
Some Old Adds  ;D
(http://phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/enhanced-buzz-8790-1281031300-22.jpeg)
(http://phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/enhanced-buzz-8588-1281031241-21.jpeg)
(http://phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/enhanced-buzz-8539-1281031270-22.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-08-2010, 18:08:27
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-barack-obama-blessed-cheeze-makers.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-joe-mccarthy-witchhunts-always-easier-than-addressing-real-issues.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-08-2010, 19:08:52
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39793_1549932546801_1189711134_1645626_7110921_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 09-08-2010, 20:08:25
(http://i.imgur.com/1zlPd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-08-2010, 21:08:43
hah great one ZeG!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-08-2010, 21:08:25
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/heyjude_graphjam.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LtUX_6IXY

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/4775e7f9-5888-491b-a308-eadc406d3317.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag8g96qsdaI&feature=player_embedded

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/9fc5ccc0-6af3-4276-a50c-5153fc0ae488.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Wilhelm on 09-08-2010, 22:08:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU&feature=player_embedded

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-08-2010, 23:08:49
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39793_1549932546801_1189711134_1645626_7110921_n.jpg)
FCK yeah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2010, 03:08:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY&feature=player_embedded

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-graphs-the-news-i-learn.png)

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-graphs-what-little-kids-learn-from-cinderella.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCOMkbZw2XI

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129147160730589325.png)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/9/a89c32e4-99ec-4f2c-a1ab-6b4e81a2471e.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-08-2010, 14:08:47
Nitro Circus Live World Record Aaron "TNT Wheelz" Fotheringham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_Fxr6gw3w)   :-\  :o  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2010, 21:08:17
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/10/b5c440dd-8a8c-4044-abfa-5cab1b3e505b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-08-2010, 21:08:25
hehe you showed 'em now ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-08-2010, 21:08:18
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/10/b5c440dd-8a8c-4044-abfa-5cab1b3e505b.jpg)
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 10-08-2010, 22:08:30
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.
he is a douche
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 10-08-2010, 22:08:34
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.

  I don't really give two shit for soccer but as a red blooded American I would like to say American football is Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  If I had a choice I would watch a bunch of Eurotrash pansies kick around a little ball any day over football.

 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2010, 22:08:50
Baseball is much more cooler



And Rugby
because of this= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y
Look at the english team! They have a facial expresion wich says= Ok chaps, shall we, Retreat and evacute like in 1940 at dunkirk?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-08-2010, 23:08:37
Football (a.k.a. soccer for you ignorant americans :P ) and handball are the most greatest sports!
Basketball should be here somwhere but baseball is somehow dull to me  :-\
Rugby is alright by me! A great sport but hmm... not my cup of tea.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-08-2010, 23:08:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs304.snc4/40516_423977944834_771064834_4670467_4914844_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs284.snc4/40516_423977954834_771064834_4670469_2953507_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs284.snc4/40516_423977959834_771064834_4670470_5704317_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs225.snc4/38598_424497003954_567658954_4668454_1693432_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs210.snc4/38850_10150238742575650_842465649_14378689_5983895_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs270.snc4/39860_10150238742370650_842465649_14378684_1137114_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs104.ash2/38541_1563842939775_1346412722_1481338_2409470_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs137.ash2/40190_1515656007783_1125934889_31479289_5324833_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs138.ash2/40215_431167209040_521139040_4720140_4524137_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs267.snc4/39692_141225612577760_100000709663754_257054_2421049_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs138.ash2/40253_1549933586827_1189711134_1645629_2996097_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs109.ash2/38796_1549932786807_1189711134_1645627_6635305_n.jpg)
Just wait a few years :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs209.snc4/38795_439272077280_689897280_4607536_1344809_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs302.snc4/40453_1499928652313_1057063367_1438464_7505242_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs290.snc4/40822_430933022566_678232566_4695225_2801217_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs140.ash2/40347_1499252755416_1057063367_1436442_2645110_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-08-2010, 23:08:36
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.

To switch sides, it would require me to be on a side in the first place.  I have never liked american football, and loved soccer.  The american football fanaticism I experienced in Georgia didn't help at all, and made me dislike it even more.  Hell, why do people love it anyway? All it is is a four-hour game of fifteen-second play interrupted by five minutes of commercials.  I have yet to experience any sort of enjoyment from watching american football.  Which is why I don't.
Title: WW2 @ Facebook
Post by: kettcar on 11-08-2010, 15:08:31
 ;D

(http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/y8xa4fv7/ww2onfacebook.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 11-08-2010, 17:08:02
Old pic is old. In the FH2 memes thread (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=2413.0) in March, there was this post...
From another forum. Again, not strictly FH2 related, but in a similar vein to the comic versions :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-08-2010, 18:08:43
Not to offend but you're American, don't think you get any points by switching sides, you just look like a douche.
he is a douche
true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 11-08-2010, 18:08:24
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2ponpfxf1qzrn21o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MvB_1988 on 11-08-2010, 18:08:04
That WW2 on Facebook made me laugh, funny comments indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-08-2010, 19:08:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

Shrimp on a treadmill. Discuss.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-08-2010, 20:08:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adw9oLBkBI

Some 'dope' shit. Wikileaks vs The Pentagon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mr.Deceptive on 12-08-2010, 00:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY

Shrimp on a treadmill. Discuss.

I feel this describes the way the human female feels as she struggles in the hierarchy of a male dominated work place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 12-08-2010, 00:08:39
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/celebrity-pictures-starr-bieber-kesha-important1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-08-2010, 11:08:33
Macho Salad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHdo4zExL4&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHdo4zExL4&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-08-2010, 11:08:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKogQf9ooR8

I have been following this guy for a while now and he makes awesome movies like this all the time!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-08-2010, 12:08:17
Every starwars nerd fantasy

http://dagobah.biz/flash/sexy_lightsaber_underwear_fight.swf

But i have to admit...........the wilhelm scream in it was great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-08-2010, 13:08:40
Every starwars nerd fantasy

http://dagobah.biz/flash/sexy_lightsaber_underwear_fight.swf

But i have to admit...........the wilhelm scream in it was great

(http://lolfed.com/wp-content/uploads/borat-very-nice.jpg)

i somehow think i know the blond one from some movie or series but cant remember the name ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 12-08-2010, 14:08:06
she looked a bit like the bint out of heroes, only a tubby...

link
(http://tinyurl.com/m9gppo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 12-08-2010, 14:08:18
agreed but thats not ali later, and i know that girld from somewhere else...

i hate when this happens, this will haunt me the rest of the week
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 12-08-2010, 15:08:25
agreed but thats not ali later, and i know that girld from somewhere else...

i hate when this happens, this will haunt me the rest of the week

me too


*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-08-2010, 21:08:47
Flight attendants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztrOt3OXym8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztrOt3OXym8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2010, 21:08:31
Flight attendants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJ40U9nQl0)


Awesome!  That man has some serious swagg!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 12-08-2010, 21:08:05
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=571008#post571008

I don't know guys, laugh or cry?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 12-08-2010, 21:08:58
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=571008#post571008

I don't know guys, laugh or cry?

I believe in a prank. It cannot be real. The poster profiles are too well arranged. Doesn't happen under this sun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2010, 21:08:03
there's a whole website!  I'm browsing through their forums... I want to believe it is a prank, it is so ridiculous... but it is pretty extravagant for a prank...


edit: further investigation has led me to the discovery that it is 99.9% likely a hoax.  and if not it is the biggest gathering of retards anywhere on the web.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 12-08-2010, 22:08:34
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2010, 22:08:15
thank you child
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 13-08-2010, 03:08:23
This one is priceless.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=569363#post569363

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 13-08-2010, 03:08:22
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jakob_Maria_Mierscheid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-08-2010, 12:08:17
This one is priceless.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=569363#post569363


Step #3: Have SEX!
This is the tricky part. Sex is an awful activity that has to be practiced exactly once for every child you want to make. It's a horrible despicable act that unfortunately has to be done to make the child. Details on sex can be found in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed you have to plant).


As samuel L jackson would say=SAY what again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 13-08-2010, 12:08:45
This one is quite long but worth it!

http://jezebel.com/5582562/clueless-secretary-makes-for-hilarious-office-email-thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-08-2010, 13:08:03
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs157.ash2/41210_401910732536_623467536_3864294_5329171_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs273.snc4/39972_1568816626967_1432009945_31510751_6536745_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs145.ash2/40588_1561484000366_1333317116_31500944_7862239_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs127.ash2/39700_1567850923171_1442377598_31559831_7298931_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-08-2010, 14:08:12
http://dagobah.biz/flash/chain_saw.swf

it has awesome!AND DUCKTALES

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Sausagefordaddy.swf

WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-08-2010, 22:08:22
prank call from "dr phil", the lady thinks it's her son calling. I think he's got some explaining to do when he gets home :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6blJmA-_Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FlyGuy45 on 14-08-2010, 00:08:35
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/08/01/dancing-death-mystery.html

Just dance, you'll be ok!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ZeG on 14-08-2010, 15:08:03
Halka (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLKOkXopRxg&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 14-08-2010, 18:08:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8pm-eH8Q14

Slap Chop Rap - Acoustic Cover
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-08-2010, 15:08:41
The Drunken People Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9wx3slsOA) 0:46  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-08-2010, 16:08:16
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs300.snc4/41323_1602757391817_1322572279_1570116_2043503_n.jpg)
North Pole, South pole, Burgling pole.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs369.snc4/45245_1527078010254_1033790326_1577512_2152005_n.jpg)



(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs309.snc4/40766_401907472536_623467536_3864178_4140893_n.jpg)



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-08-2010, 16:08:04
(http://lolpics.se/pics/607.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-08-2010, 01:08:40
For those that want to become ordained ministers:


http://www.cracked.com/blog/marriage-anyone-it-took-me-5-minutes-to-become-a-minister/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-08-2010, 15:08:33
(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/post-3-12822458043534.jpg)
(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/post-3-12822459931945.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThOnyRFMd4

I admit, i would not feel comfy on those ships.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 21-08-2010, 17:08:22
what do the dutch do after winning the worldcup?

Turn off their playstation
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-08-2010, 17:08:00
what do the dutch do after winning the worldcup?

Turn off their playstation
;D

Also, upon seeing the new Portal 2 coop trailer:
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/500x_coop.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/08/dd8c7ddc84c5bff0c0f45b72adf828a3/340x.gif)

Oh my god...

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-08-2010, 18:08:56
what do the dutch do after winning the worldcup?

Turn off their playstation
;D

Also, upon seeing the new Portal 2 coop trailer:
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2010/08/500x_coop.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/08/dd8c7ddc84c5bff0c0f45b72adf828a3/340x.gif)

Oh my god...


(http://www.movie-blast.com/images/laurel-and-hardy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 22-08-2010, 14:08:12
Gotta steal this one from Zrix, so epic.

Explosions + Haystacks

= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05Qv-Okk3Y&feature=player_embedded#at=87


(http://www.lolgifs.com/pictures/6e7fa3237a88819.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-08-2010, 23:08:41
For those of you who don't click youtube links (I sure as hell don't)

Justin bieber gets hit by a grenade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO6bQd20KU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 22-08-2010, 23:08:37

(http://www.lolgifs.com/pictures/6e7fa3237a88819.gif)

why is he taking his t-shirt off? for extra effect? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 22-08-2010, 23:08:42
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/146816-2/Al-Qaeda_USA_Iraq.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 23-08-2010, 00:08:06
So he broke his arm while punching?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 23-08-2010, 00:08:19
So he broke his arm while punching?
?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 23-08-2010, 00:08:05
One slap, Iraq down, USA totally relaxed. Yeah right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Nerdsturm on 23-08-2010, 02:08:59
One slap, Iraq down, USA totally relaxed. Yeah right.
I think you're over-analyzing it a bit.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2010, 04:08:23
From the upcoming Pulp Fiction prequel:

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/2/8/1528_slide.jpg?v=2)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-08-2010, 18:08:18
good to know i am not alone :p
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0f385cbb-d32f-4ba3-a3f4-e113f85b8b16.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 23-08-2010, 18:08:03
He's able to function enough to sue...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2010, 20:08:55
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2528/michiganmeanwhile2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 23-08-2010, 20:08:08
good to know i am not alone :p
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/0f385cbb-d32f-4ba3-a3f4-e113f85b8b16.jpg)

yeah when i read that i though
damn i got the same problem, my crack dealer didnt tell me that crack is addictive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-08-2010, 21:08:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM

Because it is awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-08-2010, 21:08:26
ALL AUF DER BUNDESWEHR EES VERY SERIOUS! NO FUNNY GAMES! *glove snap*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DzgNkHJHM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7jdPTIvcA0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-08-2010, 16:08:45
Some awesome poledancing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho0WfS8opaI





(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs387.snc4/45033_429083688954_567658954_4777380_6188718_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs388.snc4/45097_436606597440_697277440_5352715_2458435_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs364.snc4/44740_1516821834632_1057063367_1483449_3525637_n.jpg)




Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 24-08-2010, 21:08:49
(http://www.motivame.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mot_matrix-600x480.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2010, 22:08:39
flashes and tf2

http://dagobah.net/flash/What_is_this_i_dont_even.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/scout_push.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/Spy_and_Scouts_Mum_get_hitched.swf

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-08-2010, 22:08:04

...

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2

I .. want .. to .. see .. that .. ! ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-08-2010, 23:08:11

...

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2

I .. want .. to .. see .. that .. ! ..
Strike witches

But i warn you
Look at your PM's
AND I WARNED YOU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-08-2010, 02:08:21

...

The most weirdest shit produced
Not as weird as japan though, thats a whole other diffrent story
like lesbian girls wihtouth pants with propellors on their legs with WW2 weapons use magic and fight aliens during WW2

I .. want .. to .. see .. that .. ! ..


(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1390/original/its-a-trap.jpg)

(http://captionsearch.com/pix/thumb/wsz0tgm4st-t.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 25-08-2010, 02:08:54
Cool 'lil movie. Enjoy!

*Rockfish* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpO13RuLg3k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-08-2010, 04:08:48
hehe...
I love the daughters face expressions xD
http://thebubble.msn.com/#/video/?id=b9a7d8a8-1cea-4a4b-b997-5a4392d5de3a
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 25-08-2010, 04:08:43
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8145/1281421882156.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 11:08:50
http://dagobah.net/flash/slappin_shit_parrot.swf

How bout i slap your shit!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 25-08-2010, 12:08:10
hehe...
I love the daughters face expressions xD
http://thebubble.msn.com/#/video/?id=b9a7d8a8-1cea-4a4b-b997-5a4392d5de3a

Awww, my daughter is about that age, I don't think I could fool her like that  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 13:08:02
(http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/freedom_fighter_trollcat.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 25-08-2010, 13:08:21
lol!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 16:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKTIfXTd32M&feature=related

+450000000

Awesome
NOMNOMNOMNOOOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 25-08-2010, 20:08:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 25-08-2010, 20:08:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ

somehow reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 25-08-2010, 20:08:29
Something I found on the internet:

www.bmfwallets.com
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-08-2010, 20:08:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQvjKqXA0Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2010, 20:08:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMA2WSBMnvc

end is GREAT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 25-08-2010, 21:08:23
Oh man, this nigga is awesome, seriously.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

You can say what you want, but i like the way he speaks, In Dutch I speak the same way to friends.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 26-08-2010, 01:08:48
"Well you want a freeze pop little nigger"

LOL! this guy is awsome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-08-2010, 03:08:11
Best one imo was when he came apon a bug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 26-08-2010, 12:08:00
The day i lost control
(http://www.freerefill.de/blog/pix/The%20day%20I%20lost%20control.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 26-08-2010, 12:08:45
Haha i actually removed the Windows Key on all my keyboards, so i don't keep pressing it accidentally minimizing the game i play :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 26-08-2010, 12:08:19
thats what my G15 has a switch for, it disables windows & context menu key

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 26-08-2010, 13:08:05
I keep pressing windows button...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 26-08-2010, 14:08:07
Video of rare 'Fire Tornado' seen in Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssn2kmNf0ME)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 26-08-2010, 14:08:56
Video of rare 'Fire Tornado' seen in Brazil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssn2kmNf0ME)

The best thing about this video is the youtube comments. mindbogglingly stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 26-08-2010, 14:08:27
Stumbled upon Erectin' a River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc) on another forum. Sexual molestation to my ears.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 26-08-2010, 14:08:42
Stumbled upon Erectin' a River (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc) on another forum. Sexual molestation to my ears.
Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 26-08-2010, 19:08:04
OK I hardly ever post here but now I just have to since I found out how engineer kills the time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wg2bistkvU).  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2010, 22:08:35
OK I hardly ever post here but now I just have to since I found out how engineer kills the time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wg2bistkvU).  ;D
+1
And this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGrHBpfqCo
Best TF2 engie thing of them all
YEAH TOAST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo

http://dagobah.net/flash/Touhou_Forbidden_Hakurei_Armpit_Journey.swf

Alot of them in dem FH2 game.
Talking about how OP dis is and UP zhat is
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 27-08-2010, 16:08:25
Unseen Band of Brothers Clip / Out-take

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0qtEwb9gE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 27-08-2010, 18:08:10
Haha i actually removed the Windows Key on all my keyboards, so i don't keep pressing it accidentally minimizing the game i play :P

You know you can remap keys really easy huh ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-08-2010, 19:08:53
(http://veryfunnypics.com/pics/animals/images/zgoldfish.jpg)

(http://veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/zzzzzzbills-in-context.jpg)

(http://veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/zzzzzzopening-late-due-to-a-hangover.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 28-08-2010, 00:08:47
Dunno if it's repost but made my day after loosing at FHT:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs541.snc3/29637_110566588990297_100265060020450_80196_8067646_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-08-2010, 00:08:08
Dunno if it's repost but made my day after loosing at FHT:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs541.snc3/29637_110566588990297_100265060020450_80196_8067646_n.jpg)
Russians invented it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 29-08-2010, 01:08:13
If you dont know these guys
Remi Gaillard makes funny YT videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
awesome!
makes quite a mess out of Paris
Jon Lajoie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc&feature=channel
canadian comedian makes funny YT videos
TOTALLY awesome
seen everything the made  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 29-08-2010, 08:08:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk37TD_08eA
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 29-08-2010, 08:08:49
If you dont know these guys
Remi Gaillard makes funny YT videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
awesome!
makes quite a mess out of Paris
Jon Lajoie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc&feature=channel
canadian comedian makes funny YT videos
TOTALLY awesome
seen everything the made  ;D

Remi Gaillaird is freaking awesome, love his works. And what a foot he's got!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 29-08-2010, 15:08:26
If you dont know these guys
Remi Gaillard makes funny YT videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
awesome!
makes quite a mess out of Paris
Jon Lajoie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc&feature=channel
canadian comedian makes funny YT videos
TOTALLY awesome
seen everything the made  ;D

Remi Gaillaird is freaking awesome, love his works. And what a foot he's got!
Imo one of his best ones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0ksbz0mtE - The Stupid Cup

Also, a little joke for the joke thread:

Apparently Gary Glitter has escaped prison in Vietnam and is reportedly heading for Chile. He heard there were 33 minors trapped underground and couldnt resist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-08-2010, 17:08:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjzLggAKis&feature=player_embedded#

Epicness !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjzLggAKis&feature=player_embedded#

Epicness !


Awesome squared!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjzLggAKis&feature=player_embedded#

Epicness !


Awesome squared!

Coolness cubed?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-08-2010, 18:08:31
Alien RoomMate Prank gone wrong - ChadMattandRob ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:07
Coolness cubed?

You just don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2010, 18:08:01
Coolness cubed?

You just don't get it.

Amazingness Quadrupled?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-08-2010, 19:08:32
You almost made me post a picture of a dead puppy, Warrior.
However I decided to post this instead, since you have not reached dead puppy level as of yet.

(http://wiki.outlawstar.net/images/KyonFacepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2010, 19:08:46
Impressiveness Quintupled?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 29-08-2010, 21:08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Sjld5yy3Q&feature=player_embedded

I think a pretty good commerical there  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-08-2010, 22:08:26
What time is it?



(http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2587.jpg)

(http://www.internet451.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/goofy-time.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 30-08-2010, 01:08:39
Hi: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-goofy-time lols to be had


anyway, if you havent followed his channel yet, Remi is at it again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-fVB-eHGVI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 30-08-2010, 02:08:36
hehe, thanks drew
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 14:08:32
First day on the job always sucks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox3Gd5GKfGw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 30-08-2010, 15:08:02
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5551/zurita2copia.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 18:08:17
So, i came across this a few moments ago. Makes me sad to see them (the Waloon)  sink that low. Maybe someone who speaks better french then me can translate it.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1967/image001ofg.jpg

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2010, 18:08:59
So, i came across this a few moments ago. Makes me sad to see them (the Waloon)  sink that low. Maybe someone who speaks better french then me can translate it.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1967/image001ofg.jpg


Truly pathethic

We give them 10 billion euro's annualy of wich we see only 2 billion back

And all we get is =NON NON NON NON, a whole pile of bullshit and crap and the french demanding more control over belgium.

And then we have Brussel-halle-vilvoorde wich is completly unfair and just increases the frenching of Brussel and FLEMISH regions


Sigh.I dislike all those Super PRO flemish persons, but i do understand their point
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-08-2010, 18:08:58
I can't read the French, but I get the message.  That's incredibly low....  =/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2010, 19:08:31
I can't read the French, but I get the message.  That's incredibly low....  =/
considering how much we do for the Walloons. Yes.
Its pretty painfull
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 30-08-2010, 19:08:38
Since the Wallons don't want to live in the same state as Flemish (and vice versa), how about we split Belgium and let Flanders join the Netherlands and Wallonia join France (that is, if they want it), apart from the German-speaking parts which would be returned to Germany. Brussels will then become a city-state and the official capital of European Union.

When different ethnicities cannot cohabit the same artificially created nation-state, there's the Czechoslovakian way, and there's the Yugoslavian way...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2010, 19:08:35
Since the Wallons don't want to live in the same state as Flemish (and vice versa), how about we split Belgium and let Flanders join the Netherlands and Wallonia join France (that is, if they want it), apart from the German-speaking parts which would be returned to Germany. Brussels will then become a city-state and the official capital of European Union.

When different ethnicities cannot cohabit the same artificially created nation-state, there's the Czechoslovakian way, and there's the Yugoslavian way...
Splitting Belgium is the dumbest thing to be done. Their would be ZERO benefits at all.

The problem is just our goverments. They are RE-TAR-DED.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 19:08:17
And some newspapers like Le Soir just make it worse, they seem to deliberately try to move us apart (this comic is from that "newspaper"), really, just read it and you will see. I guess money is more important to those guys then a frigging country.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 30-08-2010, 19:08:08
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

 ;D it's a good belgian joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z56Fqe1Bk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 30-08-2010, 20:08:55
-What are you drinking?
-Tea.
-Why?
-Tea is a drink for a civilized man.
-Exactly. So why are you drinking it?

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-08-2010, 20:08:52
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

 ;D it's a good belgian joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z56Fqe1Bk

Yes and no, the party will only go that far as an absolute last resort. There main point for the last elections was doing what was in the constitution, something the French speaking part does not want for some strange reason. (they would all loose votes meaning less money)

He can buy a house if he wants to, but our policy is that if you want to buy property here you have to follow classes to learn our language. That's right, if you want to live here you have to learn Dutch, but that is to much to ask unfortunately for some, some would rather have it that all Flemish people speak there language instead. This in a lot of walloon people. They blatently refuse to learn Dutch when they live in Flanders, well, We kick them out if they do that. Sounds fair to me. Also, if you have family or are born in the town you want to buy property in you get first in line automaticly, it's a way to stop local people from being pushed out of there towns (like the invasion of rich dutch people taking over Limburg) by rich people that buy all the property.

And we don't want to ban French in Brussels, we want it to be like it is seposed to be according to our constitution. It is a town where everybody should learn Dutch AND French and if you want to work there you have to know BOTH languages, unfortunately its 90% French. I have had situations where the lady in the trainstation of Brussels south was selling international traintickets and could speak French and very bad English, no Dutch at all. Or when you go to a restaurant it's very often ONLY fresh service. All we want is that they at least do an effort to speak dutch aswell. Or English for all we care. Just something more then just French.

And let us not forget the looks you get when you speak dutch, it's like they want to stare you out of the building.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-08-2010, 20:08:53
Theres a reason why Belgium is slowely disbanding it's army while the Dutch are modernizing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 31-08-2010, 00:08:05
hahaha! ;D


http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/der-heumann
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 31-08-2010, 02:08:38
Theres a reason why Belgium is slowely disbanding it's army while the Dutch are modernizing.
RIP Belgium 1830 - 2011
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 12:08:43
Back to their goddarn rightfull owners!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-08-2010, 12:08:06
Spain?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 31-08-2010, 13:08:15
STOP THIS BULLSHIT!

POST MOAR FUNNIES!!! >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 31-08-2010, 13:08:08
MOARRR

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/52/Kyle_Moar.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 31-08-2010, 13:08:21
Don't usually like this bloke's humor, but it made me lol Peanuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI) :D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 31-08-2010, 13:08:49
SHOOTING STARS!
Best show on British Television! :D :D :D :D :D

Bob Mortimer skanking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8QHsygyHss&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 31-08-2010, 13:08:49
(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-08-27/picdump-10-08-27-16.jpg)
(http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/content/images/picdump-10-08-27/picdump-10-08-27-58.jpg)

and some nice videos
http://www.wimp.com/recordpropellers/   -  wtf ?
http://www.wimp.com/fancatch/   - nice catch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2010, 14:08:14
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

Its all perfectly allowed BUT you need to learn dutch. When a flemish person goes to walloons, they wont make things in dutch for you

When a Walloon goes to flanders, THEY expect that EVERYTHING is in french for them. The city hall, papers,mail and so on
And flemish towns and cities now with french people in charge, do this, completly frenchizing towns.
Thats like stabbing a knife in your back.

Im not the kind wich like dominating one over another. But when we flemish people give BILLIONS of euro's annualy to the walloons, we expect cooperation on all levels, not a big fat fucking NON NON NON and all this current bullcrap

Look now. Their are AGAIN signs that they cannot form a goverment, AGAIN. this is the 4TH time in 2 years we have a new goverment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 31-08-2010, 15:08:50
http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/strassenkuenstler (http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/strassenkuenstler)

From the website of der Heumann
Not really funny but cool though :).

And im not a real fan of laughing bout peoples mistakes but this one is awsome!
http://www.break.com/index/dancer-pole-accident-to-funny-song.html (http://www.break.com/index/dancer-pole-accident-to-funny-song.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 15:08:07
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

Its all perfectly allowed BUT you need to learn dutch. When a flemish person goes to walloons, they wont make things in dutch for you

When a Walloon goes to flanders, THEY expect that EVERYTHING is in french for them. The city hall, papers,mail and so on
And flemish towns and cities now with french people in charge, do this, completly frenchizing towns.
Thats like stabbing a knife in your back.

Im not the kind wich like dominating one over another. But when we flemish people give BILLIONS of euro's annualy to the walloons, we expect cooperation on all levels, not a big fat fucking NON NON NON and all this current bullcrap

Look now. Their are AGAIN signs that they cannot form a goverment, AGAIN. this is the 4TH time in 2 years we have a new goverment.
Get used to it, Dutch speaking people will always face this. When Germans come here they speak German, when we go to Germany, we speak German. Same for any other tourists, just picking the ones I come across the most.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 31-08-2010, 15:08:40
So if a german has been living  in Rotterdam for 15 years, but does not speak a word of Dutch you find it ok? This is what we have with many immigrants at the moment, and we are kind of sick of it. That is why if you want to buy property in flanders you HAVE to follow dutch lessons.  Why would we be mad at a tourist that does not speak our language? We have no problem with that, but if you plan to stay here for the rest of your life then you better adapt and not expect the rest to adapt to you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 15:08:47
Do you think I like it? Do you think I approve it? No, thats just stupid, but thats how it is. If you speak Dutch as a native language nobody in the world gives a shit nor feels like adapting, we are the people who always adapt thats why we get these frustrating situations because we finally want someone else to do it too. Not gonna happen though, they speak French. Thats from down south and you know how hard those guys suck with other languages.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 31-08-2010, 15:08:52
Do you think I like it? Do you think I approve it? No, thats just stupid, but thats how it is. If you speak Dutch as a native language nobody in the world gives a shit nor feels like adapting, we are the people who always adapt thats why we get these frustrating situations because we finally want someone else to do it too. Not gonna happen though, they speak French. Thats from down south and you know how hard those guys suck with other languages.

Sorry that when I get to amsterdam thursday morning I'll be speaking english at Schiphol :(. I'll try and pronounce the food I order in dutch, but I'll be laughed at.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-08-2010, 15:08:57
Why am I not laughing? These are bad jokes!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 31-08-2010, 16:08:30
Why am I not laughing? These are bad jokes!
Yep, enough politics. Make your own thread.


Anyway flippy, ive probably posted this before, but here goes:

They reckon that beer contains female hormones. They might be right because after 8 pints i talk shite and cant fucking drive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-08-2010, 16:08:45
An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were discussing about how large their cities are.
Frenchman said, "It takes the whole day to walk around Paris".
The American was impressed but reminded the other that it takes two hours to drive through Manhattan.

The Russian was listening to the competing and after a while he added, "That's impressive sure, but it took us over three months to travel from the tractor factory to the bakery in our city".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 16:08:45
Ehm ok..

Thors joke is bad either, I don't even get it..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 31-08-2010, 17:08:12
Ehm ok..

Thors joke is bad either, I don't even get it..
Stalingrad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 17:08:02
Ah ok. Sadly now it's not funny anymore but well out thought.

Silly thing is, when they got to the baker it was closed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 31-08-2010, 17:08:03
Ah ok. Sadly now it's not funny anymore but well out thought.

Silly thing is, when they got to the baker it was closed.

Or just blown the fuck up
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-08-2010, 17:08:21
Poor baker..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 31-08-2010, 19:08:25
Have you heard the story about a Finn and a Russian? So, a Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. The Russian died.
*boom-tish*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-08-2010, 19:08:42
Have you heard the story about a Finn and a Russian? So, a Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. The Russian died.
*boom-tish*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKnj4dabZiU

Couldnt resist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2010, 19:08:32
Have you heard the story about a Finn and a Russian? So, a Finn and a Russian went to a sauna. The Russian died.
*boom-tish*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKnj4dabZiU

Couldnt resist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI&NR=1
neither could i
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-09-2010, 17:09:13
http://www.dumage.com/disney-for-adults/

Disney remakes.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 01-09-2010, 17:09:29
For adults!? These look like my child fantasies!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2010, 21:09:18
http://dagobah.net/flash/Choco_Party_Commercial.swf

ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-09-2010, 01:09:04
(http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270917405_1c8cb1fb12.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-09-2010, 02:09:03
The Perfect Storm, but wait... What's that?  (http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Z12pEG2aAeA) Fuuuu.. :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 02-09-2010, 02:09:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a64JEtZMVUc&feature=player_embedded

Elephants can fist too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 02-09-2010, 05:09:22
WoW! Just WoW!  :o
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/757.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-09-2010, 06:09:42
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-09-2010, 10:09:05
hehe good ol' 4chan.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 02-09-2010, 20:09:18
In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrreVthWRY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.GN_Joker on 02-09-2010, 21:09:42
(http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/gif_07.gif?w=390)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-09-2010, 23:09:50
D-D-D-D-DARWIN.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 03-09-2010, 11:09:39
ha ha even the dog in the corner is laughing/ wagging
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-09-2010, 01:09:52
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 04-09-2010, 02:09:32
mwhahahah comments are soo funny!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-09-2010, 12:09:47
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o

just saw the whole documentary... sickest shit i have seen :o whey should be locked in a secure mental hospital for the rest of their lifes. instead one is free and the other is getting released next year.. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 04-09-2010, 12:09:11
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.

4-9-2010  0:52:05  Jasper  Björn  yeah shoo
4-9-2010  0:52:09  Jasper  Björn  I want to watch
4-9-2010  0:52:11  Jasper  Björn  you want to sleep
4-9-2010  0:52:14  Jasper  Björn  let's do eachother a favour
4-9-2010  0:52:17  Björn  Jasper  you can watch me sleep
4-9-2010  0:52:19  Björn  Jasper  I got a webcam
4-9-2010  0:52:23  Jasper  Björn  how fascinating
4-9-2010  0:52:28  Björn  Jasper  not weird at all
4-9-2010  0:52:34  Jasper  Björn  I'll stay up all night
4-9-2010  0:52:36  Jasper  Björn  looking
4-9-2010  0:52:37  Björn  Jasper  you know what, I may try out som camroulette
4-9-2010  0:52:42  Björn  Jasper  chatroulette that is
4-9-2010  0:52:42  Jasper  Björn  chatroulette
4-9-2010  0:52:46  Jasper  Björn  exactly
4-9-2010  0:52:50  Björn  Jasper  you wanna see me?
4-9-2010  0:52:53  Björn  Jasper  i'm naked
4-9-2010  0:52:56  Jasper  Björn  haha
4-9-2010  0:53:05  Jasper  Björn  I'm so chatlogging this
4-9-2010  0:53:14  Jasper  Björn  side-butoned pants is nothing compared to this
4-9-2010  0:53:27  Björn  Jasper  oh yeah it is. side buttoned pants is gay
4-9-2010  0:53:30  Björn  Jasper  and out of style
4-9-2010  0:53:35  Björn  Jasper  I love how we never forget that
4-9-2010  0:53:38  Jasper  Björn  when you go chatroulette don't forget to put a bottle of booze in sight of the cam
4-9-2010  0:53:49  Jasper  Björn  so they wont think your retarded
4-9-2010  0:53:50  Jasper  Björn  your just drunk
4-9-2010  0:53:51  Björn  Jasper  HAHA'
4-9-2010  0:53:56  Björn  Jasper  good idea :D
4-9-2010  0:53:59  Jasper  Björn  no problem
4-9-2010  0:54:05  Björn  Jasper  i'm hoping for some camsex
4-9-2010  0:54:09  Björn  Jasper  (y)
4-9-2010  0:54:12  Jasper  Björn  thanks for the details
4-9-2010  0:54:16  Björn  Jasper  your welcome
4-9-2010  0:54:21  Jasper  Björn  it was sarcastic
4-9-2010  0:54:27  Björn  Jasper  no
4-9-2010  0:54:30  Björn  Jasper  i was not
4-9-2010  0:54:31  Jasper  Björn  yes it was
4-9-2010  0:54:44  Björn  Jasper  No i wasn't sarcastic
4-9-2010  0:54:49  Jasper  Björn  ok I was
4-9-2010  0:54:51  Jasper  Björn  you weren't
4-9-2010  0:54:59  Jasper  Björn  just don't go doing camsex with fapping dudes ok?
4-9-2010  0:55:05  Björn  Jasper  not expecting it, but if I stumble on a girl ready for camsex, i would have a hard time saying no
4-9-2010  0:55:06  Jasper  Björn  because thats the only thing you will come across
4-9-2010  0:55:13  Björn  Jasper  as my attempts on this girl today failed
4-9-2010  0:55:17  Jasper  Björn  I've read it
4-9-2010  0:55:22  Björn  Jasper  stalker
4-9-2010  0:55:25  Jasper  Björn  make sure your home alone though
4-9-2010  0:55:33  Björn  Jasper  I'm the only one awake at least
4-9-2010  0:55:35  Jasper  Björn  I hope you live on yourself
4-9-2010  0:55:40  Björn  Jasper  i do not
4-9-2010  0:55:42  Jasper  Björn  oh good grief
4-9-2010  0:55:45  Jasper  Björn  go have camsex
4-9-2010  0:55:46  Jasper  Björn  moan alot
4-9-2010  0:55:49  Björn  Jasper  thanks (Y)
4-9-2010  0:55:57  Jasper  Björn  or go fuck your sister
4-9-2010  0:55:59  Björn  Jasper  go tyo chatroulette and we might see eachother
4-9-2010  0:56:00  Jasper  Björn  if you have one
4-9-2010  0:56:04  Björn  Jasper  I'll give you a show to remember
4-9-2010  0:56:07  Björn  Jasper  I do not
4-9-2010  0:56:10  Jasper  Björn  I'll pass this time
4-9-2010  0:56:15  Björn  Jasper  next time?
4-9-2010  0:56:19  Jasper  Björn  ofcourse buddy
4-9-2010  0:56:26  Björn  Jasper  I want you to see me
4-9-2010  0:56:27  Jasper  Björn  not that I think you will ever remember this conversation
4-9-2010  0:56:52  Björn  Jasper  you will chatlog and post in fh forums, so I'll remeber it
4-9-2010  0:56:59  Jasper  Björn  very well
4-9-2010  0:57:01  Jasper  Björn  thats a deal

4-9-2010  1:03:47  Björn  Jasper  enough chatting, I wanna get naked
4-9-2010  1:03:52  Jasper  Björn  I don't
4-9-2010  1:03:53  Jasper  Björn  sorry
4-9-2010  1:03:56  Björn  Jasper  yes you do
4-9-2010  1:03:58  Björn  Jasper  you not horny?
4-9-2010  1:04:06  Jasper  Björn  your not really turning me on Ted
4-9-2010  1:04:11  Björn  Jasper  guys are always horny
4-9-2010  1:04:17  Björn  Jasper  maybe you're a girl!
4-9-2010  1:04:19  Björn  Jasper  let me see!!
4-9-2010  1:04:23  Jasper  Björn  how did you know
4-9-2010  1:04:29  Jasper  Björn  thats why I never spoke on ventrilo
4-9-2010  1:04:31  Björn  Jasper  you gave it away
4-9-2010  1:04:33  Björn  Jasper  yeah
4-9-2010  1:04:40  Björn  Jasper  I heard you once though
4-9-2010  1:04:50  Jasper  Björn  oh snap
4-9-2010  1:04:54  Jasper  Björn  my fake voice I guess
4-9-2010  1:05:09  Björn  Jasper  i kinda miss the clan, 130th. but betatest is so much better. at least now it's more than 5vs5
4-9-2010  1:05:47  Björn  Jasper  I should go to sleep
4-9-2010  1:05:54  Jasper  Björn  no fapping on other guys fapping?
4-9-2010  1:06:05  Björn  Jasper  nah
4-9-2010  1:06:29  Björn  Jasper  I'm drunk, will fall to sleep as soon as I lie down
4-9-2010  1:06:37  Björn  Jasper  and will work 9 hours tomorrow
4-9-2010  1:06:43  Björn  Jasper  :(
4-9-2010  1:06:51  Jasper  Björn  oh well
4-9-2010  1:06:58  Jasper  Björn  better luck tomorrow
4-9-2010  1:07:04  Jasper  Björn  then you can get all naked with Mudra
4-9-2010  1:07:06  Björn  Jasper  will be home tkaing it easy tomorrow
4-9-2010  1:07:08  Björn  Jasper  NICE
4-9-2010  1:07:21  Jasper  Björn  he even added you
4-9-2010  1:07:58  Björn  Jasper  i had him alread
4-9-2010  1:08:04  Björn  Jasper  chatting with him now
4-9-2010  1:09:19  Björn  Jasper  ohhh help
4-9-2010  1:09:27  Björn  Jasper  "what are you doing on chatroulette btw?"
4-9-2010  1:09:30  Björn  Jasper  "let me see"
4-9-2010  1:09:48  Björn  Jasper  Matthew säger: (01.09.31) that sucks Matthew säger: (01.09.45) lemme see webcamness!
4-9-2010  1:10:20  Björn  Jasper  i'm scared :(
4-9-2010  1:12:34  Jasper  Björn  shes a girl
4-9-2010  1:12:37  Jasper  Björn  go for it
4-9-2010  1:13:28  Björn  Jasper  Björn säger: (01.13.05) i may be a wee bit horny, but i'm not gay ;) Matthew säger: (01.13.10) hahaha Matthew säger: (01.13.17) too bad, men are fun 
4-9-2010  1:13:34  Björn  Jasper  p
4-9-2010  1:13:40  Jasper  Björn  your bisexual
4-9-2010  1:13:47  Björn  Jasper  i'm not :(
4-9-2010  1:13:49  Björn  Jasper  he is!
4-9-2010  1:23:41  Jasper  Björn  you wanted to see me naked!
4-9-2010  1:23:48  Jasper  Björn  bisexual swede!
4-9-2010  1:23:56  Björn  Jasper  i never said that
4-9-2010  1:24:04  Jasper  Björn  LOL YOU DID
4-9-2010  1:24:08  Jasper  Björn  read it tomorrow on the forums
4-9-2010  1:24:15  Björn  Jasper  I'm just drunk and bored
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 04-09-2010, 12:09:39
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o

just saw the whole documentary... sickest shit i have seen :o whey should be locked in a secure mental hospital for the rest of their lifes. instead one is free and the other is getting released next year.. ::)

I was just about to have a few rounds of FH2 when I caught the start of this a few weeks back. I hardly ever watch tv in the evenings, but this I had to watch, kept getting stranger and wierder, no drugs involved, one walks away after denting a car windscreen, unexplainable stuff  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 04-09-2010, 12:09:32
Not just that, i know 3 people that had car incidents. And all of them could barely move the first 3 days because of extreme muscle "paines" Yet she seemed perfectly fine on the footage. Amazing it really is.

and the punishments they got are just crazy. I mean cmon, they are clearly completely crazy. I don't care that is might only be temporary. The doctors said it themselves that they could do it again. They are a significant risk to the public and should be in a mental hospital for the rest of there lives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 04-09-2010, 14:09:46
I just watched that entire thing. Quite unbelieveable that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 04-09-2010, 14:09:34
(http://www.rustyfence.com/media/blogs/blog/pics/linkdump/1-jun-jul-aug-2009/finland.jpg)

Classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-09-2010, 17:09:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOqUswBfMs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-09-2010, 17:09:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOqUswBfMs

older than the universe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-09-2010, 17:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSOqUswBfMs

older than the universe

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.


Bad Windows Ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6z2zfoi16g&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 05-09-2010, 12:09:19
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs201.ash2/46412_1264109143455_1851544478_498982_5905374_n.jpg)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs364.snc4/44704_1264106863398_1851544478_498979_4796735_n.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 05-09-2010, 13:09:30
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2yvs3ew.jpg)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/sex.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/SalTheStockBrokerDoesKarate.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/LUIkH.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/jesus_lastsupper.gif)

(http://a.imageshack.us/img843/9995/498.gif)

(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/251/releasethekraken.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/DudeShmoo/Random/gifss.gif)

(http://a.imageshack.us/img820/2741/441d.gif)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2qi7oye.gif)

(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4989/1269602956drmccoyandcap.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 05-09-2010, 13:09:28
Swedish Women eh? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfPC1X94ew) I'm staying clear of 'em!  :o

just saw the whole documentary... sickest shit i have seen :o whey should be locked in a secure mental hospital for the rest of their lifes. instead one is free and the other is getting released next year.. ::)

They clearly act like sociopaths.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-09-2010, 17:09:02

(http://i.imgur.com/LUIkH.gif)

Woman=Ye i dislike 19 year old football players with headphones, addiction to energy drinks, Baseball and puber behavior

TF2 scout=Whats that knucklehead?BOINK!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 05-09-2010, 22:09:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
Pretty damn good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-09-2010, 23:09:01
Haha, shit, a guy I know took this picture of his local newspaper.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs546.snc3/29922_1347371971026_1433100435_30948246_3145224_n.jpg)

Leroy Jenkins, in the newspaper.  He's a reverend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 06-09-2010, 00:09:56
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.


Haha FAIL fuchs! didn't exactly get the attention you hoped it would get :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-09-2010, 00:09:41
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.


Haha FAIL fuchs! didn't exactly get the attention you hoped it would get :)

TL;DR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-09-2010, 04:09:18
http://howmanyofme.com/search/

I started with Futurama Characters.  5 people in the US named Bender Rodriguez.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 06-09-2010, 12:09:44
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5601/loltk.png)

FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2010, 13:09:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
Pretty damn good!
Awesome really

eats
kisses
*****
 all work!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-09-2010, 13:09:13
which console should one get ? Wii or Ps3 ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PhJp3ciRQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-09-2010, 13:09:40
which console should one get ? Wii or Ps3 ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PhJp3ciRQ&feature=related
Spy got it right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vELYwskLbXk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-09-2010, 14:09:17
Surprise Buttsecks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FchQz3gz7w) was quite entertaining find.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 06-09-2010, 15:09:29
I went on MSN and I found.. a drunk bisexual Tedacious.

We have had another chatlog that was pretty funny, with the side-buttoned pants but now we have the Gay Swede with a passion for being naked and alcohol.

He even asked me to post this because he was probably too wasted to remember.

Jasper - Björn is me talking him and Björn - Jasper is Tedacious talking to me.


Haha FAIL fuchs! didn't exactly get the attention you hoped it would get :)
Meh, lazy fat asses can't read, don't care though, it's more just for you. Did you get the attention you wanted? On Chatroulette?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-09-2010, 18:09:24
http://z0r.de/?id=2114&lang=en
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-09-2010, 22:09:59
scary stuff:

http://www.wimp.com/biggestcompany/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 06-09-2010, 22:09:54
scary stuff:

http://www.wimp.com/biggestcompany/

They could end the world.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2010, 23:09:24
Japan=
http://z0r.de/2139
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-09-2010, 23:09:49
paris hilton:

http://z0r.de/1221
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-09-2010, 23:09:56
paris hilton:

http://z0r.de/1221

Haha, looks like i am not the only one who hates when people do that.

Seriously, why do some people always strike the same pose for a picture?




(http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/02_juice.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-09-2010, 04:09:19
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/mods/1/8/7830/thumb_620x2000/59843.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-09-2010, 11:09:31
So, one learns about new things every day, take this plane for example. Looks kinda nice though
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/09/06/a-weird-soviet-plane-vva-14/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-09-2010, 11:09:45
So, one learns about new things every day, take this plane for example. Looks kinda nice though
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/09/06/a-weird-soviet-plane-vva-14/

(http://artaca.net/ronaldwong/bartinisbizarrebehemoth/bartinisbizarrebehemoth.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-09-2010, 11:09:42
In Soviet Russia ekranoplanes fly you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 07-09-2010, 22:09:51
In Soviet Russia ekranoplanes catch rust. (google maps (http://maps.google.de/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=de&geocode=&q=Kaspiysk&sll=51.151786,10.415039&sspn=18.232418,39.155273&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Kaspijsk,+Republik+Dagestan,+Russland&t=h&ll=42.881829,47.657291&spn=0.003243,0.008256&z=18))
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 08-09-2010, 15:09:13
(http://www.myfunlink.to/fwbrseupts84mcms3os8d37ylbkm7voc/12969/MyFunlink_Picdump_143_03.jpg)

(http://www.imgbox.de/users/chillpix/Fun/5.jpg)

both made me lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2010, 15:09:51

(http://www.imgbox.de/users/chillpix/Fun/5.jpg)

both made me lol
We has conquered poland? Supertoll yaahh! Sie little partie now!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 08-09-2010, 18:09:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

A tribute to a famous movie series.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-09-2010, 20:09:10
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 08-09-2010, 21:09:37

(http://www.imgbox.de/users/chillpix/Fun/5.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmDYPVgWUkY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmDYPVgWUkY&feature=related)
This calls for the Fuhrer´s Favorite Tune  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-09-2010, 23:09:11
Dial-up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1AQcGGSec&feature=related

xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-09-2010, 23:09:17
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb75/j0llyr0g3r/Guess_Who_Jackson.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 08-09-2010, 23:09:15
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-09-2010, 23:09:14
(http://www.driko.org/blogicons/canada20.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 09-09-2010, 00:09:36
http://www.break.com/index/walking-with-precision (http://www.break.com/index/walking-with-precision)

"Snip!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 09-09-2010, 00:09:41
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-08/1883.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2010, 00:09:40
that...was awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-09-2010, 00:09:59
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG

haha, yeah did you ever check it out Corvax? If not, I will, so as to keep scarring to a minimum for the rest of us

Edit1: LOL @ Siben
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 09-09-2010, 00:09:43
Well someone posted this on PBF today....owwww (http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB)  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-09-2010, 00:09:13
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG

haha, yeah did you ever check it out Corvax? If not, I will, so as to keep scarring to a minimum for the rest of us

Edit1: LOL @ Siben
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 09-09-2010, 01:09:41
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?
Strike Witches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_Witches) has been mentioned, linked to, etc. in Off-Topic only like, OVER 9000 times... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2010, 01:09:36
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?
Strike Witches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_Witches) has been mentioned, linked to, etc. in Off-Topic only like, OVER 9000 times... :P
Ofcourse, i was the first one to do it  ;D

when my little crazy japanese girl sended me this serie, and after the first episode, i hailed a huge=WHHHAATT THE FUUCKKK???????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-09-2010, 01:09:34
Ofcourse, i was the first one to do it 

when my little crazy japanese girl sended me this serie, and after the first episode, i hailed a huge=WHHHAATT THE FUUCKKK??


You have a daughter?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 09-09-2010, 05:09:08
http://z0r.de/2105

just   Weird...plain weird..
And in this japanese cartoon serie, finland and russia are best friends , well those 2 girls are...
SO corvax, did you saw the lesbian girls with propellors on their legs withouth pants with WW2 weapons and magic fight aliens in WW2 serie yet?


http://z0r.de/578
DAWG

I lol'd so hard at the first one, because of the music. I recognise where it's from. When you're eight years old, you memorize things. For me it was this TV show Pat & Mat, a Czech stop-motion animation, where two guys find themselves with an everyday problem, build several gadgets that should solve it (in their mind) but usually fail. Check youtube for more info and clips.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 09-09-2010, 10:09:52
Hell yeah! Pat and Mat! Over here it's called Buurman en Buurman, neighbour and neighbour. Awesome show, child memories coming back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 09-09-2010, 19:09:01
Hehehe yep i know that from children years (since i am czech), when i became older i liked more Spejbl and Hurvinek tho (quite popular aswell).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-09-2010, 21:09:20
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6668/1273428626874.jpg)

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/968/ballarsehurtsaftervodka.png)(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3725/polball.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 10-09-2010, 00:09:37
So Skåne and Texas get a mention, but Wales and Åland Islands are left out? :p

Also, what are the third and fourth Russiaball supposed to represent? The second one is supposedly Volga Germans, but the one with the peaked cap and the "Chinese friend"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 10-09-2010, 00:09:11
http://celebritynetworth.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 10-09-2010, 00:09:41
You haven't played Hearts of Iron as the Germans have you? One is Trans-Ural Republic, the other is Siberia or some such. Anyway, they're the nations you can liberate once you've conquered all of the USSR.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-09-2010, 02:09:09
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs073.snc3/14100_1406428529580_1498410930_1057285_169894_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2010, 13:09:35
WHAHAH belgium is represented as a peanutt!

I couldnt find a better way to picture my country! +1

Ofcourse, i was the first one to do it 

when my little crazy japanese girl sended me this serie, and after the first episode, i hailed a huge=WHHHAATT THE FUUCKKK??


You have a daughter?
nah, this anime obsessed girl i know

She is goddam funny
and weird.very    very     weird

very....w.eird
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 10-09-2010, 14:09:55
So Skåne and Texas get a mention, but Wales and Åland Islands are left out? :p

Also, what are the third and fourth Russiaball supposed to represent? The second one is supposedly Volga Germans, but the one with the peaked cap and the "Chinese friend"?

Fuck E.U.! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4182661.stm)  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-09-2010, 14:09:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDDDKnNhuE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-09-2010, 16:09:23
Fuck E.U.! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4182661.stm)  :P
:'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2010, 16:09:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDDDKnNhuE
HOLY SHIT

I once experienced the same thing, but then with a F16.

We saw it from far away. 2KM distance and at 15meter altitude
Then it came closer
12meter
10meter (people starting to shout=oooh shit   oooh shit)
8meter 1km distance
5 frakking meters 300meters, Girls freaking out and running away, Camera man ready to take the shot
me saying=Gulp
ZZJOOFFFFFFFFF

The most awesome thing ever in my life
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 10-09-2010, 19:09:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I

chicks and watermellons.  Pow, right in the kisser.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 10-09-2010, 20:09:28
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs302.ash2/58231_1496723070947_1620229543_1163433_7220750_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2010, 20:09:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I

chicks and watermellons.  Pow, right in the kisser.
One more go! You're super super close!

And she was right
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 10-09-2010, 20:09:53
BOOM! headshot!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-09-2010, 00:09:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko5XPf2ha0I

chicks and watermellons.  Pow, right in the kisser.
One more go! You're super super close!

And she was right

Reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD9hXHgZeac
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2010, 02:09:43
http://www.conservapedia.com/


not unintentionally biased or hilarious at all  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2010, 13:09:40
So, how would you react when your plane just crashed in a forrest?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h7xtzPuwE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 11-09-2010, 13:09:20
So, how would you react when your plane just crashed in a forrest?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2h7xtzPuwE
:o

Crazy Russians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Lord Helmchen on 11-09-2010, 15:09:43
i dont get the point. So whats the matter with a plane crashing into the forrest?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2010, 19:09:14
i dont get the point. So whats the matter with a plane crashing into the forrest?

This tread is a merge of "look what i found on the Internet" and "check out this joke". Most people just post funny stuff but you can also post strange or special things. like this crash. Did not find it tread worthy so i just posted it here.

It is what you say, a plane that crashed into a Forrest, nothing funny about it other that the people react calm and not go hysterical like Hollywood makes us believe we should act. Or maybe its just like this because it did not happen in the US.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2010, 19:09:04
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-nope.avi-obama-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-09-2010, 19:09:32
found this awesome demonstration of the HDR film technique.

http://vimeo.com/14821961
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-09-2010, 22:09:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yg2t1s0hi8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-09-2010, 22:09:31
found this awesome demonstration of the HDR film technique.

http://vimeo.com/14821961

Awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2010, 22:09:06
Truly amazing, but the person they have in now looks a bit CGI's with the exposure, but that, i'm sure, could be fixed with little fine tuning.  I hope this style catches on, it does make it look much better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 12-09-2010, 00:09:31
Found this whilst talking to Tolga on Xfire

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/ahhh-demotivational-poster-1216017145.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-09-2010, 02:09:50
Found this whilst talking to Tolga on Xfire

Reminds me of my historical quote:

(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9379/yahg.jpg)

If historical figures got gritty reboots:

(http://a.imageshack.us/img689/4070/crackedfinal2.jpg)
(http://madslol.com/grittyjesus.jpg)
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s357/TreyHanks/rebootsevelt1.jpg)
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6623/laika.png)
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x388/Peckinnear/hannibal.jpg)
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x388/Peckinnear/Neitschze.jpg)
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj421/mamapranayama/romeonfire.jpg)
(hopefully everybody will get those references, the only one I would think some might understand would be the Hannibal and the last one.  Hannibal is a Carthaginian general that invaded rome from the alps by crossing them on war elephants, and the last one is Nero, who was said to have fiddled as Rome burned.)


http://www.addictinggames.com/motherload.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-09-2010, 05:09:27
The Laika one :D

Out for revenge on the International Scream Station.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 12-09-2010, 13:09:20
honest, I don't found anyone of it funny...but that might be my taste.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-09-2010, 18:09:30
http://www.cracked.com/article_18748_6-brutal-leaders-their-ridiculous-secret-hobbies.html

oh, joseph!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-09-2010, 00:09:13
The red spy soldier is in the base trenches!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v22jzjykg5w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 13-09-2010, 00:09:01
GoateeSaver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHU8qOy2c4) Whoah!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-09-2010, 02:09:03
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/5/3/30953.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 13-09-2010, 10:09:45
http://www.esarcasm.com/17893/unintentionally-dirty-urls/ (http://www.esarcasm.com/17893/unintentionally-dirty-urls/) rofl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2010, 17:09:59
DOUBLE
U
T
F
MATE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SNvSd5yIcs&feature=player_embedded#!
Aw com!

AAGGH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-09-2010, 19:09:35
No, seriously. What the fuck is up with this all Justin Bieber -hate? Everyone's pissed off because a 14-year old makes more money than those haters will ever even see or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 13-09-2010, 19:09:49
Umm yeah... a 14 year old penis makes more money then I ever will.... that makes me angry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-09-2010, 19:09:33
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 13-09-2010, 19:09:46
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.



And he's Canadian, I just cant accept that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-09-2010, 19:09:56
siben got it.

A product of record-companies to make money.

Like most artists today (notice I used the word artists, not musicians. They are NOT musicians).

Same  reason I hate fucking Idol where only people advance who can sing "by the book", then they are famous for 4 months and forgotten.

Do you think Bob Dylan or Joe Strummer would have made it through the first round of Idol if they were unknown? they would have laughed at them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2010, 20:09:33
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.


the songs are all loovey dovey about innocent love AKA targeted at 14-15-16 year old puber girls AKA BUY JUSTIN BIEBER MERCHANDISE
Its songs are written in like 10 minutes. They are completly crap and just target BUY MOAR JUSTIN BIEBER CD industry

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-09-2010, 20:09:31
indeed, now laugh at my awesome movie climax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhDcd8DZK_o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-09-2010, 20:09:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5afXut06fZY&feature=related

pedotastic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-09-2010, 23:09:37
Where were you when it happened?  Because Sarkosy was there.

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26341/original/89886.?1258056465)

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26400/original/46221382.jpg)

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/033/709/original/h-20-1783632-1257844178.jpg)

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/056/original/Sarko_Cene.jpg?1266243428)

Sarkozy was there.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blphoto-wtc.htm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 13-09-2010, 23:09:06
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.


And most of his songs have stolen content from other songs, he's the most unoriginal failure known to history. Not to mention the media pushes his shit too much, to 'force' American to be more accepting of "different people", he's too arrogant for nothing, too. I have a strong dislike for him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2010, 08:09:49
In wait for Diablo 3:

http://existenz.se/out.php?id=27320

Cain is for real
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 14-09-2010, 08:09:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u24NkJsqdE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 14-09-2010, 12:09:40
Quote
nah, just because some big company chose some random dude, made him sing some songs they wrote and changed his voice so it sounds ok then put up a big marketing campaign and make millions.

I can not get behind something like this.

So i do not participate and say Justin Bieber sucks because he is more fake then a pornstars tits. It's nothing personal to bieber himself.

Thats the musical industry machine  ;D.
Almost all pop music and popular mtv music is made this way. Even though there might be real instruments and a real concept from the bands, the producer and record company behind 'm shapes and bends till they have created a whole "new" song wich "fits" todays audience.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 14-09-2010, 14:09:40
Credits to Bosco for this one

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2124/1273588554001.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 17:09:25
http://dagobah.net/flash/the_Golden_Age_of_Video.swf

http://rp2.twinight.net/images/_images/9bd1091bd5a87edce202f075af6dd17b/4chan%20pokemon%20thread.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [11PzG]matyast on 14-09-2010, 17:09:26
Epic skateboarding!...and something else :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u24NkJsqdE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 14-09-2010, 18:09:03
Classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCQ8qR5-i0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 14-09-2010, 18:09:46
(http://i31.tinypic.com/xfapuh.gif)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/Polish_remover1.jpg)
(http://habreffect.ru/files/d66/299f8579e/RsuPK.jpg)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/168399-1/Cocky_soccer_goalie.gif)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/29vcjea.jpg)
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/cat_eating_corn.jpg)
(http://snjezanat.net.amis.hr/EuropeVsAmerica.jpg)
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn86/earwig_12/WTC-om-nom-nom-nom.jpg)
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/164582-1/Turtle_bowl_escape.gif)
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8n/77/azvb/63603/743701640.gif)
(http://manzano.naurunappula.com/nn/1/285/163/o_635325.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 19:09:04

(http://snjezanat.net.amis.hr/EuropeVsAmerica.jpg)
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn86/earwig_12/WTC-om-nom-nom-nom.jpg)
For i first picture, I find that quite offensive. Not all Americans are like that and where i live there is much cultural heritage. Dutch, German and Irish to name a few. Plus some of those comparisons arn't fair. Europe is a number of countries while the US is just one.

For the second pic, Dont make fun of such a tragedy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2010, 19:09:46
I sure hope you are being ironic chariot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 14-09-2010, 19:09:54
i make fun of everything cause its a free country, and you are free to not like it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 19:09:58


For the second pic, Dont make fun of such a tragedy.
Then what about the tens of thousands that got killed in Iraq because the US invaded the country?
And then people do things like this=
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/12/633541795218753209-humor.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 19:09:20
We invaded because Iraq was making life difficult for everyone else
picture doesnt work
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 19:09:58
We invaded because Iraq was making life difficult for everyone else
picture doesnt work
Define "everyone else" please
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: A-tree on 14-09-2010, 20:09:22
For the second pic, Dont make fun of such a tragedy.
But its cool to make fun of the Polish gov't dieing in plane crash though right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 20:09:52
us and the rest of the middle east.

Let me put it into perspective for the Europeans, if i were to joke about the IRA bombings what would happen?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-09-2010, 20:09:52
Dunno. Go ahead and try.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 20:09:57
Let me re-phrase that=
Do you find any jokes about the IRA bombings?

Next to losing billons and BILLIONS of dollars, what could the Iraqi war have made things better in the US?
Dont make me laugh please.

But lets stay ontopic
(http://files.sharenator.com/fail_Meanwhile_in_Japan_collection-s300x281-71009-580.jpg)
But to show i am not a supporter of terrorism, i'll make jokes of my own country
(http://motom.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/humo-gatvdwereld.jpg?w=450)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: A-tree on 14-09-2010, 20:09:42
us and the rest of the middle east.

Let me put it into perspective for the Europeans, if i were to joke about the IRA bombings what would happen?
If it was funny I'd laugh, just like i laughed at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYzQtSxoKE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-09-2010, 20:09:50
(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/abarb1.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 14-09-2010, 20:09:43
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs340.ash2/62029_430076027311_564032311_5693522_4973992_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Stefan on 14-09-2010, 20:09:35
(http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman01/The%20N-Word%20Klan.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YGwf7.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/99a9ba7a-7496-4dc0-8b58-427cf2ccfb34.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2i7sqkg.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/o53xpf.jpg)
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2184/2jbuznp.jpg)
(http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092010/03/pics/fotopodborodka_021.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/9060620e-3e7d-4436-8538-b7a2b4a61bd8.jpg)
(http://lolpics.se/pics/2519.jpg)
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4755/37331101501941028352627.jpg)
(http://www.abload.de/img/3319a9058999c2771e87d8cni9.jpg)
(http://www.thecomicalrobot.com/images/media/202a.jpg)
(http://www.pylontemple.com/images/tr/from_internet.jpg)
(http://a.imageshack.us/img833/3024/yftyjjyjktg.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a38e3df0-44a9-4540-accb-df8c6d32c28b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2010, 20:09:19

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/a38e3df0-44a9-4540-accb-df8c6d32c28b.jpg)
WHAHAHA +1 for this one matey
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-09-2010, 21:09:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGz_LL8wGg&feature=related how not to play hitman part 12
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 14-09-2010, 21:09:56
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/38087-1/WelcomeTo4chanWTC911.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-09-2010, 21:09:40
(http://ideonexus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/imaginenoreligion.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 14-09-2010, 21:09:45
+1 iRep for you thor


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GOA1dlyi0Zc/SS8Zlri5_DI/AAAAAAAAAu4/lpj4_WxvWaA/s400/a237_wtc6.jpg)
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/13/17/911-cake-7726-1231886474-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 14-09-2010, 22:09:30
That cake looks kinda discusting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 14-09-2010, 22:09:18
That cake looks kinda discusting.
Pretty sure it's chocolate ice cream instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-09-2010, 22:09:59
Let me re-phrase that=
Do you find any jokes about the IRA bombings?

Next to losing billons and TRILLIONS of dollars, what could the Iraqi war have made things better in the US?
Dont make me laugh please.


Fix'd


For i first picture, I find that quite offensive. Not all Americans are like that and where i live there is much cultural heritage. Dutch, German and Irish to name a few. Plus some of those comparisons arn't fair. Europe is a number of countries while the US is just one.


I lol'd.
But not at the 9/11 one  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 15-09-2010, 01:09:25
Well first I was just innocently looking at some  Rare Spoonbill Catfish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkKWfMPqxAw) footage on youtube, when the right hand suggestion video slot suggested Natasha Photo Shoot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rruFzUbWY) .......Youtube Suggestion WIN I think!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-09-2010, 02:09:13
http://www.cracked.com/article_18719_the-tie-fighter-pilot-who-saved-day-in-star-wars.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 15-09-2010, 09:09:07
http://www.cracked.com/article_18719_the-tie-fighter-pilot-who-saved-day-in-star-wars.html
+5 rep
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-09-2010, 22:09:41
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-09-2010, 22:09:20
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs687.snc4/62767_472941410481_617980481_7171332_5562205_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 15-09-2010, 22:09:17
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs687.snc4/62767_472941410481_617980481_7171332_5562205_n.jpg)


my hero ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 16-09-2010, 00:09:50
It's all Darwin really :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-09-2010, 01:09:44
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/359126/september-14-2010/the-word---mutually-assured-coercion

Stephen Colbert at his best.  Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-09-2010, 02:09:18
Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.

i can assure that everybody in your neighbourhood probably thinks you're weird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-09-2010, 02:09:25
Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.

i can assure that everybody in your neighbourhood probably thinks you're weird.

I'm not just the village idiot on these forums, you know!  Only 1,500 people in this town, most, if not all, know me!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 16-09-2010, 06:09:03
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs558.ash1/32520_121000557936115_100000785142733_104114_3646894_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28220_122998844402953_100000785142733_111215_4063703_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs321.ash1/28220_123588434343994_100000785142733_113675_8087871_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-09-2010, 00:09:06
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/430/tolgacensored.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 17-09-2010, 07:09:21
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HtZMSRIIa-k/RqzJIqH-kQI/AAAAAAAAAGU/rxM2U2_xvjc/s400/iss.jpg)

                                               (http://i37.tinypic.com/2sb75hf.jpg) 



 ;)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 17-09-2010, 11:09:16
 :( Poor Polandball.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-09-2010, 12:09:33
Looks more like a PokeBall  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: spartanlegend on 17-09-2010, 13:09:40
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/359126/september-14-2010/the-word---mutually-assured-coercion

Stephen Colbert at his best.  Right after I saw this, I got up, walked to the library, got a copy of Dr. Strangelove, laughing the entire way.

Awesome! I love Dr Strangelove. "Gentlemen! No fighting in the war room!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 17-09-2010, 21:09:13
(http://blolpics.com/graphics/photos/1266960344281.gif?201009172104)

(http://blolpics.com/graphics/photos/1266961071829.jpg?201009172122)

(http://blolpics.com/graphics/photos/1266961671478.jpg?201009172140)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 18-09-2010, 02:09:21
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-15/1234707833010.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 18-09-2010, 10:09:37
This just about melted my brain when I first read it through in class...
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6711/wikiwood.jpg) (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/wikiwood.jpg/)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 18-09-2010, 15:09:38
Would a woodchuck chuck, then how many woods would a woodchuck chuck? :P

That aside, if "softwood" is wood from conifers and "hardwood" wood from leaf trees, then why those terms are not used insetad... (yeah, I know, most common variants are "hard" and "soft" from Northern European perspective)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 18-09-2010, 15:09:37
So finally someone uploaded it,
Its funny for the Dutch i guess, Its called "Niet swaffelen op de Dixi".

http://www.youtube.com/user/Afghanistanupload

An Ausie guy here about the dutch word swaffelen and wrote a pretty good song about it.
Its the big hit on Kamp Holland.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-09-2010, 15:09:12


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs311.snc3/28220_122998844402953_100000785142733_111215_4063703_n.jpg)


+4 Awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-09-2010, 15:09:36
(http://naggeria.net/blog/wp-content/gallery/4all/super_nerd_galaxy_by_jjar01.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 18-09-2010, 17:09:57
(http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/1504/original/bear_grylls.jpg?1240632595)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-09-2010, 17:09:36
(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1238523387930.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-09-2010, 18:09:42
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-bear-grylls.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 18-09-2010, 18:09:58
(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1209653166727.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 18-09-2010, 23:09:49
Stop.

They are both super awesome. Big fans of 'em both.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 20-09-2010, 02:09:15
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/30/128672933726277581.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 16:09:12
The world according to...

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Mapping-Stereotypes/355732

I love how Belgium gets away pretty good :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 20-09-2010, 16:09:48
The world according to...

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Mapping-Stereotypes/355732

I love how Belgium gets away pretty good :p
+1  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-09-2010, 17:09:28
The world according to...

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Mapping-Stereotypes/355732

I love how Belgium gets away pretty good :p
Not really original on the Netherlands though, 5 times weed?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 17:09:01
What else do you think foreigners remember you by? Tulips?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 20-09-2010, 18:09:04
go to google.com and type in this:

define:kaster
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-09-2010, 18:09:12
What they think of once they met me?
Probably crazy fucker but not weed or tulips, don't do both.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 18:09:49
go to google.com and type in this:

define:kaster

It goes to the wiki page of the Belgian town of Kaster. Plz explain this elaborate joke.
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaster


And not you Fuchs, your country.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 20-09-2010, 18:09:44
Show it in English now Siben, and read the description. Blue words below the search result.

How I would see my own country.. Boring shithole.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 18:09:20
Show it in English now Siben, and read the description. Blue words below the search result.

Lol, see it now :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 20-09-2010, 19:09:16
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/fixed_bible.jpg)


(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/denmark_vs_finland_ice_hockey_2010.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-09-2010, 19:09:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9t7qp4_QDA

old times :)

I am an extremist terrorist against dubbing, but disney movies has always been fantasticly dubbed in Dutch

Far better then english!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-09-2010, 21:09:37
http://www.cracked.com/article_18771_6-new-spy-technologies-you-literally-cant-hide-from.html

Laser mics look bitchin', I want one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-09-2010, 23:09:35
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/rudedrivers.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 21-09-2010, 00:09:51
+20 irep
/thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-09-2010, 11:09:14
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs644.snc4/60418_10150279675060570_723615569_14770922_7285128_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs347.ash2/62729_432015355867_725785867_5535594_3035206_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs707.snc4/62729_432015365867_725785867_5535596_4259573_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs332.ash2/61235_1490925307206_1056202536_1368525_4768415_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs664.snc4/60436_1583885192033_1082843623_1730337_21731_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs710.snc4/63038_1480071554839_1025294293_31148158_1517156_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs612.snc4/59205_1492471524945_1628738274_1125078_4150122_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs655.snc4/61549_1606524611780_1496106516_31544161_2952757_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs623.snc4/58348_1279729533955_1851544478_524622_805263_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs626.snc4/58677_1623298504793_1306386845_1682702_8311412_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs607.snc4/58764_1623297064757_1306386845_1682691_5987181_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs658.snc4/61850_160086317336617_100000057490822_521903_1410393_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs319.ash2/59958_1509103180442_1620229543_1191677_2193403_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs661.snc4/60105_1587496083546_1120126059_31657451_2589054_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs614.snc4/59453_437306319722_602334722_4897450_1727609_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs349.ash2/62909_471197394467_736844467_6633195_7353749_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 21-09-2010, 11:09:31
So weird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-09-2010, 21:09:08
if you speak dutch, you shall be laughing

and when your from Belgium ;)




http://dagobah.net/flash/supergirl_XD.swf

WTF

http://dagobah.net/flash/pig_runner.swf

IN B4 PETA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 22-09-2010, 01:09:18
Heheh....
New ringtone = found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1WnR21gv0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 22-09-2010, 02:09:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-09-2010, 16:09:08
Belgium explained, very simple in 4 minutes.
http://vimeo.com/15049808
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-09-2010, 17:09:25
Belgium explained, very simple in 4 minutes.
http://vimeo.com/15049808
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/meh.ro4585.jpg)

Quite the troll Government.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2010, 18:09:48
Heheh....
New ringtone = found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1WnR21gv0&feature=related
GIVE ME NOA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2010, 18:09:18
Belgium explained, very simple in 4 minutes.
http://vimeo.com/15049808
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/meh.ro4585.jpg)

Quite the troll Government.
DUDE thats it

Our goverment IS infact made of TROLLS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-09-2010, 21:09:26
 http://tubedubber.com/#AC5o9ovFygc:mjGJPPRD3u0:0:100:0:0:true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 23-09-2010, 00:09:41
I liked the comeback.

(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7995/usanda.png)

Edit:
And the video:

http://www.break.com/index/the-most-patient-reporter-in-the-world.html (http://www.break.com/index/the-most-patient-reporter-in-the-world.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-09-2010, 05:09:45
(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/awesome13.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 23-09-2010, 16:09:18
Crazy name for a  norwegian school, dutch speaking people will understand :p
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs324.ash2/60483_427832069631_548674631_5198136_4283330_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs658.snc4/61874_130133687035692_100001171839525_156594_7382023_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-09-2010, 17:09:35
http://www.vinniev.com/if-facebook-existed-years-ago?ref=nf

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Abe-Lincoln-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Asteroid-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ben-Franklin-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Caesar-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Darwin-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Galileo-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/God-FB.jpg)

(http://www.vinniev.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Newton-FB.jpg)


(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135259988742.gif)
somewhere in the middle east:
-they got me
-72 virgins are waiting for you in the paradise

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ZepxzeZd7Bo/TH69EcHSoPI/AAAAAAAACEQ/WzhfLWUU4bA/s800/tnchuck.jpg)

======Commercials Brake=======

was your suggestion laughed upon and your topic removed ? Are you willing to show everyone your dissatisfaction for it? Then here is what you will need to do it!

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

==========================
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 23-09-2010, 22:09:10
CLEAR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbG75akOvBo&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 24-09-2010, 00:09:55
Did that person at 0:13 vaporise or something?  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 24-09-2010, 03:09:56
Pretty sure its been posted before, but dam it still brings a smile to my face  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 24-09-2010, 05:09:26
This very well be the most amazing thing I have ever seen, for those of you without an avid somewhat insane love of physics or the matrix, don't click the link
http://www.valdostamuseum.org/hamsmith/Matrix.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2010, 13:09:02
Warning: Pigs and piglets!

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs683.snc4/62348_1282677887662_1851544478_529749_7531904_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 24-09-2010, 13:09:04
Thats the most disturbing picture of pigs I have ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 24-09-2010, 13:09:17
Why is that pig giving that ugly man a bj?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-09-2010, 13:09:43
My childhood,adulthood and life have just been ruined by that pick.......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2010, 15:09:06
Why did my poor little pigs get censored :(

Is it because your dirty little minds saw things that are not there?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-09-2010, 15:09:52
Yeah, you gotta think about those with en extra-dirty mind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 24-09-2010, 15:09:49
if you censor that....sorry, but that is just akward. It's just a photo of pigs that look like some mens'legs...
If its about the implication - we implicate that all the ladies in the chickstopic also have tits and other interesting parts beneath their panties. This is far more harmless.

Come on, it's so obviously a funny joke of some pigs...if you censor this, the world has become a really really really really sad place.

My $0.01
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 24-09-2010, 15:09:45
There's nothing wrong with it. I laughed.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-09-2010, 15:09:14
Yeah, cool.

Now here's a joke: Being a moderator on these forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ErnaSolberg on 24-09-2010, 15:09:08
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/ernochka/posss.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 24-09-2010, 16:09:10
Aha ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 24-09-2010, 16:09:15
(http://us.fun.marinov.net/store/Your%20Dirty%20Mind%20-%20The%20Lamp%20Is%20A%20Lie.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-09-2010, 21:09:50
http://www.principality-hutt-river.com/

lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 24-09-2010, 22:09:13
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDakka
AN' DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF DAKKA, YA GROT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-09-2010, 22:09:23
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/HALO1_condensed2.jpg)

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6472-wrong-number/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-2796-the-girlfriend-paradox/

http://www.cracked.com/funny-900-canada/

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Sgt. Powderhound on 24-09-2010, 22:09:26
You've gotta love Bollywood...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGrA0KwkVg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-09-2010, 04:09:19
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3230/original/coolface.png?1244426318)


Edit 1: Found this while cleaning out the ol' harddrive
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2899/1203236270794nq9.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-09-2010, 12:09:05
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5842/125288197399.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-09-2010, 12:09:19
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5842/125288197399.gif)
+1 rep
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 25-09-2010, 13:09:07
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s300/ajappat/741252132.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 25-09-2010, 17:09:35
 ;D ;D

Hehe, I was also shown that one xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-09-2010, 18:09:29
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/trailers/2028-BioShock-Infinite-Gameplay

HOLY STEAMPUNK, BATMAN!!   :o :o


(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/8/0/2780_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/2/6/32026_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/3/7/2837_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/2/1/2821_slide.jpg?v=1)

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/perspective-man_sized.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-09-2010, 17:09:45
lol @ wariors pic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-09-2010, 21:09:07
Yes, yes i would.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l98nj3pD5N1qzgkoco1_500.jpg)


I think you could have a little surprise there :)
(http://imgur.com/uuzWB.jpg)


Yeah baby, aint she hot?
(http://www.napiszar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/LOL2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 26-09-2010, 22:09:17
Something's not right  there....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-09-2010, 23:09:44
One of my foreign military friends, poor guy lost it when he was out there xD
(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww31/thanamestolga/adsz-27.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-09-2010, 00:09:14
What type of situation in wanking is he describing?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Oddball on 27-09-2010, 03:09:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 27-09-2010, 12:09:18
Ar first i thought it would be this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81BWNyz5rs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81BWNyz5rs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-09-2010, 14:09:47
From the PoTD thread:
(http://ids2210sectionbgroup1.springnote.com/pages/3054844/attachments/1379606)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/rb/oz7/ee0a/141120/normal_702730144.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 27-09-2010, 15:09:11
hahahaha thats amazing! nice one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-09-2010, 16:09:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XQHOdP7Bq8&feature=feedu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 27-09-2010, 21:09:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oTtzEv2yQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 27-09-2010, 23:09:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1oTtzEv2yQ

I lol'd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ts4EVER on 28-09-2010, 13:09:33
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2010/09/segway-company-owner-dead-drove-segway-off-cliff/1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 28-09-2010, 15:09:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

A classic scene from a classic movie, I give you the Garbage Day scene from Silent Night Deadly Night 2 (1980)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 28-09-2010, 17:09:31
Garbage Day!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 28-09-2010, 17:09:17
Garbage Day!

Looks and sounds like a good movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4rwCPzcvbA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 28-09-2010, 22:09:02
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs679.snc4/61916_1286400660729_1851544478_537066_6117831_n.jpg)

Check out my tail :p
(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll46/JuanTzu/98FourChanCat_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-09-2010, 23:09:22
Bringing out a classic:

(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga821124.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 29-09-2010, 23:09:24
Garfield < http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5hqktA4WT1qz8z2ro1_500.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 30-09-2010, 00:09:02
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-09-2010, 01:09:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAOce5Kcy8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kading on 30-09-2010, 02:09:23
Gnehahahehahehahhhaaaa!! oh noes!
(http://tv.40cakes.com/toonamicakes/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 30-09-2010, 02:09:29
Famous, but to burst your bubble, the music video was made for a travel guide parody series, this one on the eastern european nation of 'Molvania':

http://www.amazon.com/Molvania-Untouched-Modern-Dentistry-Jetlag/dp/1585676195
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 30-09-2010, 03:09:35
don't recall who, but someone posted this video a long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k

I love it, really really catchy :)

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED IT'S ASS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-09-2010, 04:09:28
Famous, but to burst your bubble, the music video was made for a travel guide parody series, this one on the eastern european nation of 'Molvania':

http://www.amazon.com/Molvania-Untouched-Modern-Dentistry-Jetlag/dp/1585676195

of course it's fake. It's still funny though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 11:09:28
don't recall who, but someone posted this video a long time ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k

I love it, really really catchy :)

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED IT'S ASS!
:-*

Its dam catchy issent it?

As you can see, i do make usefull posts from time to time
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 30-09-2010, 13:09:28
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 30-09-2010, 14:09:57
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/17/128844541921667827.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 30-09-2010, 14:09:53
I challenge your Emmet Brown with my thousands of years old Bolivian mummy

That what has been seen...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SAdh6BLGoPI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/rXpo31-6ZPM/s200/cannot+be+unseen+trimmed.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 30-09-2010, 15:09:03
To un-see the tittymonster I decided to post some stuff myself :

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvadzgbEEy1qzet6xo1_500.jpg)

(http://lolcat.com/pics/batcountrycat.jpg)

(http://ima.dada.net/ngx/image/medium/4b/13/2602506.jpg?ts=1193904670)

(http://www.jamespreller.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kitty-in-a-leg-cast1.jpg)

(http://www.tulpeshandmae.co.uk/images/48.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujoybkiMJ1qz6ygbo1_500.jpg)

(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7348/lyndualcore.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 30-09-2010, 15:09:33
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917

holy f¨*uck, i just poored me drink on myself, wth?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 16:09:28
DAS MONSTER TITTIES ZERSTÖREN!!!!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=74917

holy f¨*uck, i just poored me drink on myself, wth?
the first second is my reaction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc54-DeZ43I

PANZERTITTEN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-09-2010, 17:09:49
Natty and Flippy having a discussion on IRC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 17:09:41
Sounds alot when the german fanboys declare allied bias and i follow into the crap.........
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paavopesusieni on 30-09-2010, 17:09:47
Or when allied fanboys declare war to axis bias ::)...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-09-2010, 18:09:02
Or when allied fanboys declare war to axis bias ::)...
Name one.

And i was not reffering to you btw as a german fanboy. You are diffrent, and you mostly sticked to your "Remove HVAP from sherman" policy wich i infact support.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kradovech on 30-09-2010, 19:09:12
Apparently you cant say no to a panda:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

"Just you know why..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 30-09-2010, 19:09:59
Haha, I found that one yesterday, best commercials ever! I really want that suit to make videos with...

PANDA - Made in a Hashlab!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-09-2010, 20:09:20
(http://www.catzeyes93.com/images/tf2costumes/brick_/motivator43195321.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 01-10-2010, 10:10:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23QtOYjD6f0&feature=grec_index

awsome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-10-2010, 11:10:03
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7409/sunshadesunshadehats.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2110001.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/21100021.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/21100031.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2110004.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2110005.jpg)
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1898/weekendrandomfunnyas29.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-10-2010, 17:10:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

-No comment-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-10-2010, 17:10:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 01-10-2010, 17:10:00
That whipcream was definitley a metaphor for jizz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 01-10-2010, 18:10:15
That whipcream was definitley a metaphor for jizz
definitely.  and that thing holding the whipped cream, in blue, is absolutely terrifying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-10-2010, 00:10:45
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4929/meanwhileinmichigan.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2010, 14:10:56
Bloody Belgians.....
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-30-2010/mob-swap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-10-2010, 15:10:22
Bloody Belgians.....
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product.php?show=_2X90TLE84&Belgialainen+kumimantteli,+musta,+uudenveroinen
"Belgian rubber mantle, black, like new.

From the home of evil, repression and exploitation - Belgium - comes this rubber mantle made in the spirit of violence and other nasty things. This water-proof, black and sweaty coat enhances the suspiciousness of anyone to a whole new level. Especially if you are wearing a ski mask."



Awesome militaria shop with product descriptions written in a very silly way indeed. The Belgium bits are greatest, they really hate that nasty, filthy country. Bloody Leopold II, may he rot in hell.

Disclaimer: I don't hate Belgium ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:36
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 02-10-2010, 17:10:40
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3387/100ze.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 02-10-2010, 17:10:23
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Say that again...
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2711996/2/istockphoto_2711996-shellfish-chocolate-truffle.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:56
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Say that again...
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2711996/2/istockphoto_2711996-shellfish-chocolate-truffle.jpg)
NOMNOMNOM


Oh yes, we own the beer industry of the world
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 02-10-2010, 17:10:27
It makes me proud to be 1/4 belgian <3
We've got 60 acres of land in belgium too ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 02-10-2010, 18:10:51
Quote
Rude Words

Belgium.
Less offensive words have been created in the many languages of the galaxy, such as joojooflop, swut and Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.

The use of bad language can have unforseen circumstances. One example is the war between the G'gugvunts and the Vl'hurgs, caused by a casual remark made by Arthur Dent being mistaken as a terrible insult.

Simultaneous Babel Fish translation also means that any being can be rude to any other being without the need for extensive explanations. This has also started many wars.

The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is.

A typical punishment for uttering the word "Belgium" in public is to be shot through the lungs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-10-2010, 18:10:14
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39897000/jpg/_39897345_leopold203.jpg)

Hating Germany because of Hitler is so 90's and Russia because of Stalin is so 2000's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2010, 18:10:44
Speaking of Leopold II, I just got back this book from a friend whom I assigned to read it:

http://www.amazon.com/King-Leopolds-Ghost-Heroism-Colonial/dp/0618001905

Amazing one <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2010, 19:10:00
If we all look back, every country had his hitler :)

Leopold II was Belgian Hitler
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 02-10-2010, 19:10:26
Not every country has had a Hitler, but I do agree that Leopold II was a belgian hitler :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 19:10:28
I am taking back my last statement, I now too hate Belgium because of Leopold II. That prick wanted to invade the Netherlands because he thought it belonged to Belgium! Belgium was a quite young state origined from rebels by then, what a load of bullshit  :P

I proclaim king William I of the Netherlands for Dutch Hitler because he fucked up so badly. *wants republic back*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2010, 19:10:41
I wonder what hitler we can find for germa.....
oh wait
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 19:10:59
Germans are cheating though, blaming another country for it. Austria, you did it again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 03-10-2010, 00:10:10
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!

Haha

Belgium makes most swiss chocolat. If you eat swiss chocolat there is a very big chance that it is Belgian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 03-10-2010, 00:10:23
Louis Armstrong  - Death Metal  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_mBUYyeYMU)   :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 03-10-2010, 14:10:54
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!

Haha

Belgium makes most swiss chocolat. If you eat swiss chocolat there is a very big chance that it is Belgian.

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5392/ffffffuuuuu.gif) (http://img408.imageshack.us/i/ffffffuuuuu.gif/)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 03-10-2010, 16:10:48
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?
Before Wolfgang Priklopil and Josef Fritzl made Austria famous, there was another country famous for creepy dudes who had a thing for secret playrooms in the basement, most notably Marc Dutroux. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 03-10-2010, 16:10:54
Hey I had already changed my statement.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 03-10-2010, 20:10:22
As long as you cant do Kübelschrecking... we need Motorcyclefausting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX5e5naH0J8&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 03-10-2010, 21:10:44
I want WWII nazi motorcycle jousting. IT HAPPENED ITS ON FILM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtyic1TcQas#t=0m50s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2010, 22:10:19
I want WWII nazi motorcycle jousting. IT HAPPENED ITS ON FILM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtyic1TcQas#t=0m50s
FH2

Harley davidson motorcycles
BMW and Zundapp motorcycles
Lances
YES!Yees!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 04-10-2010, 00:10:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4&NR=1)

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBzuLqp33sM&feature=related)

this one too  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-10-2010, 21:10:42
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/4/5/32245.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 04-10-2010, 23:10:54
FUNNIES SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 04-10-2010, 23:10:18
As long as you cant do Kübelschrecking... we need Motorcyclefausting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX5e5naH0J8&feature=related

OMG THAT IS MY VIDEO ON MY OLD YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-10-2010, 23:10:36
So you are 15...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo

Quote
When I listened to this earlier today, I suddenly lost all connection to the internet. When I called my ISP, they simply told me my internet had for some reason ceased to exist. I think prolonged exposure to pure win is actually dangerous to the internets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-10-2010, 22:10:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwJsTZ78nY

THE most disturbing thing of Barney i think....God...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 05-10-2010, 23:10:37
I adore this kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZHpzTNzK4&feature=channel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-10-2010, 23:10:43
Bloody Belgians.....
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-30-2010/mob-swap

Quote
What you gonna DO BELGIUM?

Actually, we own the 2 things you yanks love the most=Budweiser and Guns.
How bout we ruin those 2 things? (aka FN USA owned by FN Herstal wich also own Browning and several other US weapon companies)

So Hush you Fat yank!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Laffey on 05-10-2010, 23:10:14
So you are 15...


And... does that turn me magically into some retard who smokes cannabis at school or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-10-2010, 00:10:45
http://dagobah.net/flash/Icelandic_Pirates.swf

WHAT people from Iceland really are=Sexist nazis!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 14:10:30
So you are 15...


And... does that turn me magically into some retard who smokes cannabis at school or something?

I meant because of the channel name mate
Quote
RebelliousLeader1995
:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-10-2010, 14:10:48
Anyone got any more of this? i like :p

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs729.snc4/64967_164163413595574_100000057490822_547911_3513850_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 06-10-2010, 14:10:44
Anyone got any more of this? i like :p

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs729.snc4/64967_164163413595574_100000057490822_547911_3513850_n.jpg)

BEST IDEA EVER!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 14:10:01
This is my future plan!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 06-10-2010, 14:10:09
Anyone got any more of this? i like :p

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs729.snc4/64967_164163413595574_100000057490822_547911_3513850_n.jpg)

BEST IDEA EVER!!!!
well not that great, think about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 06-10-2010, 15:10:39
you mean like this genius idea ?
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05-10/1273520839004.png)

make millions without the hassle to travel from pole to equator, simply sell these.
or sell them to people who want to do the "gold-trick" and get double rich.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 06-10-2010, 15:10:55
I love jokes based on misconceptions in basic Physics. ^^
And logic errors:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060713130824/uncyclopedia/images/8/8b/Cat_toast_swirl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 15:10:05
Yeah like saying that if you hover with a balloon for 24 hours you will go around the earth .

Time for some Philosophy

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5zw229Zm61qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9g1ifOXjc1qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8q56dr91E1qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8oga0ej7s1qcjcn8o1_r1_400.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8m9c1B2321qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69afmACxK1qcjcn8o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-10-2010, 15:10:28
+1 you awesome greek
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 06-10-2010, 15:10:40
Haha, yeah, they are great :p

Also, Rock, Paper and Scissors, advanced version...

(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/548/rockpaperscissors25a.jpg)
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 06-10-2010, 18:10:16
I lol'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Suc6b4-wM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 06-10-2010, 19:10:12
With thanks to Googel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs&feature=player_embedded

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 06-10-2010, 21:10:17
With thanks to Googel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs&feature=player_embedded



Hahaha, fail :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2010, 23:10:56
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/mmmm-cookies-obama-cookies-demotivational-poster-1249052083.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/mmmm-cookies-obama-cookies-demotivational-poster-65684.html)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/win-win-ownage-cookie-demotivational-poster-1265118046.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/win-win-ownage-cookie-demotivational-poster-88382.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-10-2010, 00:10:35
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs125.ash2/39585_1553160462741_1047036355_1686767_5689120_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs366.ash2/64482_1604710367360_1524173538_1497455_3998707_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs026.snc4/33667_1604458561065_1524173538_1496928_1885535_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs368.ash2/64619_1297354412958_1803304642_572343_2311636_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs157.snc4/37208_1577859080935_1069352773_1659081_6085195_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs733.snc4/65388_1577850720726_1069352773_1659077_5857567_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs366.ash2/64414_10150284637940447_508885446_15060715_6722572_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs693.snc4/63297_1633839606940_1265161852_1666901_2653538_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs047.snc4/34715_1592636983170_1453266143_1525311_5361073_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs358.ash2/63849_163673493649836_100000215583270_519543_8352623_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 07-10-2010, 00:10:20
Just saw this on the national geographic channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBOq-skoi1c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2010, 06:10:34

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs047.snc4/34715_1592636983170_1453266143_1525311_5361073_n.jpg)

HUMO FTW!



http://dagobah.net/flash/a_troll_a_troll.swf

HES MOCKING ME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-10-2010, 14:10:15
Justin Bieber is A pedophile!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KNXr349gY&feature=feedlik)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Musti on 07-10-2010, 15:10:47
Justin Bieber is A pedophile!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KNXr349gY&feature=feedlik)
1:43
"this 9 year old was molested by beaver"  ;D
and something from me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCMBE4bhm1o&feature=player_embedded#at=135
heheh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2010, 15:10:19
Justin Bieber is A pedophile!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KNXr349gY&feature=feedlik)
1:43
"this 9 year old was molested by beaver"  ;D

HAHAHAHA  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 07-10-2010, 15:10:55
My Darwin awards nominee

http://youtu.be/Ii2jW24w6TU

Yes, he died :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dukat on 07-10-2010, 18:10:39
My Darwin awards nominee

http://youtu.be/Ii2jW24w6TU

Yes, he died :/

Ouch. He fell 8 floors and did really die.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 07-10-2010, 20:10:26
Perfect darwin award then :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-10-2010, 21:10:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 07-10-2010, 23:10:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU
The original video with the mixed footage is better :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 07-10-2010, 23:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU
The original video with the mixed footage is better :P

Ah fack, made my day that! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDD9FmdmUN4)  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-10-2010, 16:10:21
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/JustaGuy778/Testing%20Pics/PRAlerts-1.jpg)

just change PR with FH2 :D

And at LOL level : I think the devs should add ride-able wolfs , horses donkeys and dummies,American M4A2 and Jagdpanther.


(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/germans-cry-baby-soldier-for-german-assignment-demotivational-poster-1267077955.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/germans-cry-baby-soldier-for-german-assignment-demotivational-poster-91751.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 08-10-2010, 18:10:30
(http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/imagesbicycle-upside-down-Australia.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 08-10-2010, 18:10:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnIU3KhbiU

This video is also animated, I thought it was funnier even so  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfOSs3HY5A&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfOSs3HY5A&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-10-2010, 19:10:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2010, 19:10:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 08-10-2010, 22:10:47
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8020/multipass.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-10-2010, 22:10:01
Boom, headshot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBYvKFdeiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBYvKFdeiE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-10-2010, 01:10:33
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8020/multipass.jpg)

best. ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Bravo3945 on 09-10-2010, 07:10:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs) Lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: DLFReporter on 09-10-2010, 12:10:06
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/479eadce_7e8d_7da70.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-10-2010, 18:10:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-10-2010, 19:10:28
http://www.cracked.com/article_18808_7-reasons-computer-glitches-wont-go-away-ever.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 09-10-2010, 20:10:09
(http://netlore.ru/upload/files/3092/large_problem_officer.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 09-10-2010, 23:10:53
(http://netlore.ru/upload/files/3092/large_problem_officer.jpg)

That is a classic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-10-2010, 23:10:59
(http://www.zercustoms.com/news/images/Miscellaneous/Spartan-V-3.jpg)
Read it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartan-V
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-10-2010, 23:10:01
Now i know what i will buy if i won't get a GSXR-1000   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-10-2010, 14:10:15
THIS  IS...



:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-10-2010, 15:10:42
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/The.Pirate.Bay.Cartoon-small.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 10-10-2010, 21:10:52
So your supporting illegal downloads?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-10-2010, 22:10:32
So your supporting illegal downloads?
(http://forums.starfox-online.net/Smileys/default/trollface.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 10-10-2010, 22:10:59
So your supporting illegal downloads?
(http://forums.starfox-online.net/Smileys/default/trollface.gif)

i do ;D

(to a certain degree)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-10-2010, 01:10:11
http://kotaku.com/5307375/donkey-kong-easter-egg-discovered-26-years-late
http://www.cracked.com/article_15959_5-books-that-can-actually-make-you-stupider.html
http://www.cracked.com/funny-1077-zombie-survival/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-10-2010, 12:10:36
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs447.ash2/72040_1635367292829_1496106516_31603681_889101_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 12:10:53
(http://eatliver.com/img/2010/6229.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-10-2010, 12:10:27
lol ! epic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2010, 16:10:37
My mother doesnt use the PC much, and she only visits facebook. She used IE

Amount of virusses=50 in 1 year

Amount of virusses i had in the past 3 years with google chrome=Zero nada, noppes, NIX Nothing
And google chrome is regarded as the most vurnable of alternative web browsers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 11-10-2010, 16:10:07
I use IE. no viruses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: von.small on 11-10-2010, 16:10:40
I use IE. no viruses.

 ;D i went on the internet and i found this joke thread, epiiicXorzzz!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Ciupita on 11-10-2010, 16:10:52
I use IE. no viruses.

 ;D i went on the internet and i found this joke thread, epiiicXorzzz!

it wasn't a joke :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2010, 17:10:47
My mother doesnt use the PC much, and she only visits facebook. She used IE

Amount of virusses=50 in 1 year

Amount of virusses i had in the past 3 years with google chrome=Zero nada, noppes, NIX Nothing
And google chrome is regarded as the most vurnable of alternative web browsers
LOL, 50 viruses by only visiting Facebook. Theta, I don't think your momma has been honest with you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-10-2010, 17:10:44
Common sense in the best anti virus system. It is true that many viruses, trojans and whatnot target IE weaknesses, and that the risk of getting something nasty from shady web pages might be bigger whilst using IE. But, if you know what you are doing and don't click every single spam url you wont get viruses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 17:10:54
But, if you know what you are doing and don't click every single spam url you wont get viruses.
That is a totally wrong feeling of security you got there.
Every website can be hacked and every server can be hacked and so even legitimate websites can serve viruses.
Just 3 weeks ago a exploit on twitter was used that enabled custom javascript. By just visiting a twitter page you could theoretical get redirected to a "spam url" and there a browser hole could be used to install a virus.

There is not one single website were this couldn´t happen !!

http://www.h-online.com/security/news/item/OnMouseOver-XSS-plagues-Twitter-Update-1082995.html
http://www.spamfighter.com/News-14653-Lenovos-Driver-Download-Site-Serving-Malware.htm
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/collections/special/columns/news_cut/archive/2010/02/star_tribune_web_site_serving.shtml
http://www.wpsecuritylock.com/godaddy-other-network-providers-bulk-injection-hack/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 11-10-2010, 17:10:54
Running IE is like having unprotected sex with many by 'looking at how healthy people appear'. It will only work for so long, but sooner or later you will catch something nasty...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2010, 17:10:16
Tried many browsers, on my Macbook I still use Firefox. Opera wasn't my thing either, Firefox for PC is not my thing, Safari is fail.

Out of laziness I just sticked with IE for now. And that was April '10, still no virus.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2010, 17:10:44
My mother doesnt use the PC much, and she only visits facebook. She used IE

Amount of virusses=50 in 1 year

Amount of virusses i had in the past 3 years with google chrome=Zero nada, noppes, NIX Nothing
And google chrome is regarded as the most vurnable of alternative web browsers
LOL, 50 viruses by only visiting Facebook. Theta, I don't think your momma has been honest with you.
But you know the dangers.....

Congrats you are the 999.999th visitor to this site! CLICK TO CLAIM IPOD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 11-10-2010, 18:10:11
I've been using firefox since I can remember....:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-10-2010, 18:10:54
This forum should have a pop up message when posting a suggestion thread as your first post :

"Congratulations you are the 1000th visitor who posted a suggestion thread as your first one!Click here to see who will lock your thread!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 11-10-2010, 18:10:45
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-10-2010, 18:10:45
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
not ver unlike my routine
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 11-10-2010, 19:10:21
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
Chrome and Incognito mode.
2 birds.
1 stone.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zoologic on 11-10-2010, 19:10:52
I don't use IE because IE is the slowest amongst Opera, Firefox, and Chrome. I use four of them (my bro use Safari), i deleted Opera. Kept IE for stupid corporate web stuffs, Firefox for general browsing, and Chrome when i feel the mood.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-10-2010, 19:10:35
I use safari for surfing and fbook. I use Firefox for porn. True story
Chrome and Incognito mode.
2 birds.
1 stone.

It is asif they knew exactly what we needed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 19:10:38
And that was April '10, still no virus as far as I know.
fixed it for you :)
just saying because there is no 100% security, but many things you can do to improve it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-10-2010, 19:10:52
(http://www.erked.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/firefox-has-frozen-500x390.jpg)

(http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ihasafunny-firefox-has-frozen.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 11-10-2010, 19:10:39
And that was April '10, still no virus as far as I know.
fixed it for you :)
just saying because there is no 100% security, but many things you can do to improve it.
Yeah well with that logic everyone has virusses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-10-2010, 19:10:20
Somebody call the fucking moderators and split this thread into two threads regarding funny stuff and browser discussions plzkkthxbblol

(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-richard-dean-anderson-macgyver-it.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-10-2010, 20:10:27
Yeah well with that logic everyone has virusses.
That´s not what I said. I just said you can not be sure to not have one. That´s a big difference.
As a programmer I know that you can´t prove that a software is bug free. Only that the things you tested work.
The same logic applies to pc security.


back on topic
(http://www.lachschon.de/images/81058_sieg_fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 11-10-2010, 20:10:59
Credits to GooGel for this find :D

(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/10/11/89efa06b-7757-4b70-b822-70c81a802332.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 11-10-2010, 21:10:24
Remind of that picture that killed my libido in the Unofficial babe thread, the Asian one, if seen you know what I am talking about.

Why Rawhide why when the blue pills were just working yo come up with this shit. :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-10-2010, 21:10:32
http://dagobah.net/flash/the_baker.swf

WTF?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 11-10-2010, 22:10:39
Its major winters!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 11-10-2010, 22:10:24
Yeah, it was also rather strange and random.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs829.snc4/68986_1301773723438_1803304642_580601_5402416_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-10-2010, 22:10:01
that was brilliant...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 11-10-2010, 23:10:29
Thank you GooGeL!

you seem to be the master of internet

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81131865.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 11-10-2010, 23:10:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-10-2010, 12:10:46
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs820.snc4/68053_1298171234986_1851544478_556380_2311638_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs385.ash2/66340_448585942629_685477629_5164881_1551053_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-10-2010, 13:10:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamGGoj-_8M

Yeah. Pythonesque Finnish comedy. Name the weapons and tanks for extra points.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kelmola on 12-10-2010, 14:10:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamGGoj-_8M

Yeah. Pythonesque Finnish comedy. Name the weapons and tanks for extra points.
Probably something available in Finland at the time, then.

T-34/85
T-54

Carl Gustav M/45
Jatimatic
Norinco Type 56 (Finnish Army bought a batch of those in the 90's)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 12-10-2010, 14:10:34
god damn finish is such a crude language....It always makes me cringe inside :D so inefficient, which I guess, is its main charm too :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-10-2010, 17:10:39
Says the Dutchman ;D

Anyway, from a photography contest arranged by a Finnish militaria-shop. My favourites are the post-apocalyptic rendition on Edvard Munch's The Scream, 'Bunny Hunt' and the three S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s.

http://alasin.varusteleka.fi/2010/10/08/kuvakilpailu-2010/

I'm not quite sure what I should think about the first picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 12-10-2010, 19:10:16
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs076.ash2/37141_148761991833716_100000997475533_263488_5575655_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-10-2010, 19:10:33
(http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/chavopoly.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Limonero on 12-10-2010, 20:10:28
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs076.ash2/37141_148761991833716_100000997475533_263488_5575655_n.jpg)

love it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-10-2010, 01:10:07
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-october-11-2010/indecision-2010---unforced-errors-edition

3:15 lol

@ 4:27-"Is this some sort of homoerotic thing they do? They put on these uniforms and dance around? Lemee ask you, what do they do?"
Don't look now, Mudra! Soon that Heer will be Happening!


Also, Jackass For Girls!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1941986

Also also, I went to this site TutorVista because google recommended it for something that I was looking up for school.  I didn't really want to listen to this guy talk about it, but I eventually asked a little more in-depth because it sounded a bit interesting.  Anyway, near the end, I asked him if he could see what I wrote on the white-board next to the chat log.  He answered yes, so I drew a smiley-face in it.  the words 'go to hell' popped up on the screen for a second and disappeared.  I asked him, did you just write go to hell?  I was then disconnected and sent to the checkout.  I don't really care, though.  I mean, this guy is pretty much a human bot and he's bound to be pissy now and then.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: [A9]Bard on 13-10-2010, 11:10:16
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/1045/funp.jpg) (http://img844.imageshack.us/i/funp.jpg/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: ajappat on 13-10-2010, 11:10:51
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/normal_754301055.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-10-2010, 11:10:40
http://dagobah.net/flash/The_Justin_Bieber_Show.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 13-10-2010, 11:10:16
http://www.wimp.com/downhillrace/

amazing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2010, 11:10:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwPGeT4-SRE&feature=feedf

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 13-10-2010, 19:10:59
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 13-10-2010, 19:10:25
swedish policeforce ftw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 13-10-2010, 19:10:49
PULL OVER
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 13-10-2010, 19:10:24
http://www.wimp.com/downhillrace/

amazing

Besides the ramps, that does not look fun to do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 13-10-2010, 19:10:11
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)

Meanwhile in Finland...  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9e-MRJB1g

Newsreporter did it as a joke...however the cost of it was his job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: NTH on 13-10-2010, 20:10:22
Just seen this on TV: How not to jump in the train.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijg_S4c2o9w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijg_S4c2o9w)

Now that I've watched a few times I think it's faked.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 13-10-2010, 21:10:58
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)

Meanwhile in Finland...  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9e-MRJB1g

Newsreporter did as a joke...however the cost of it was his job.

Brilliant! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-10-2010, 21:10:37
http://www.cracked.com/video_16537_jesus-has-returned-as-cat-fur-or-cnn-has-reached-new-low.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-10-2010, 22:10:04
Nothing can escape the Croatian police now bitches!
(http://policija.hr/mup.hr/UserDocsImages/topvijesti/kolovoz/smart.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 13-10-2010, 22:10:46
http://www.theospark.net/2010/06/video-old-666.html

Details the higest decorated U.S. Pacific sortie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 13-10-2010, 22:10:30
Nothing can escape the Croatian police now bitches!
(http://policija.hr/mup.hr/UserDocsImages/topvijesti/kolovoz/smart.jpg)
working alongside the Czech village people
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Smart_mp_praha_2124.JPG)
I'll need the resize code
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2010, 23:10:18
[img width=780]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 13-10-2010, 23:10:23
[img width=780]
thanks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2010, 23:10:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9e-MRJB1g

Finns can give us more info on this newly born LEGEND!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 13-10-2010, 23:10:33
http://www.theospark.net/2010/06/video-old-666.html

Details the higest decorated U.S. Pacific sortie.
Deserves its own thread !
9 man in a bf-17 with 19 guns against 17 fighters in a 45 minute battle.
The highest decorated allied air mission in WW2 !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chariot on 14-10-2010, 00:10:01
B-17s sure are remarkable
another example
http://www.merkki.com/rojohnglenn.htm
main sight is pretty neat too:
http://www.merkki.com/stories.htm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-10-2010, 00:10:03
What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently weeped?
Don't Fret.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 14-10-2010, 01:10:35
http://www.wimp.com/bppr/ (http://www.wimp.com/bppr/)

from the PR forums, i love the english!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-10-2010, 01:10:23
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/online_communities_2_large.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-10-2010, 12:10:46
http://dagobah.net/flash/The_Justin_Bieber_Show.swf



COUNT how much times you hear the N word!
http://dagobah.net/flash/Nigger_rage.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 14-10-2010, 13:10:19
:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: GooGeL on 14-10-2010, 13:10:56
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs766.snc4/66668_1541211263124_1620229543_1257979_7320542_n.jpg)
This is more epic.
http://www.pppress.se/bilder/main.php?g2_itemId=295032

The driver of a wheel loader with an grass cutter mounted on his machine, flipped over a VW bus with two diesel thiefs in it after they got cought with their pants down.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-10-2010, 21:10:10
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/91290494-1372-4215-bb83-75ab101bee7c.jpg)

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0f4bced8-6288-4411-b577-f1150b2a5eb5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 15-10-2010, 11:10:58
I love the reaction on this guy :D
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/6/f7f23da3-edb8-49bc-af2e-9eec0babbc06.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2010, 13:10:25
I love the reaction on this guy :D
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/6/f7f23da3-edb8-49bc-af2e-9eec0babbc06.gif)
"Not again......"



http://dagobah.net/flash/Haruhi_dance_IRL.swf

Seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQUR51Rw7qM

IS this what Japanese men do of 20 years old? Dancing to some goddam japanese anime OPENING?

I dont mind the girls in those outfits, but the men! COMMON
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 15-10-2010, 15:10:00
Well, you seem to be quite obsessed by them too, or am i mistaken ; )?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2010, 16:10:43
Well, you seem to be quite obsessed by them too, or am i mistaken ; )?
Nah  :)
I know this japanese/british girl from the golden days of Red alert a path beyond, she got me into this.
Their are a few anime's i liked. Mainly because they drew away from the typical Japanese anime, or are extremly good to watch

Elfen lied, Black lagoon (This is one recommended! Watch it in dubbed english), Utawareumono something, Spice and Wolf, Gundam wing are the ones i watched

And all in Dubbed english, because the japanese voices make me go nuts after a while

EDIT=OOH and strike witches! Also know as=Bisexual girls with no pants with propellors on their legs use WW2 weapons and magic to fight aliens during WW2 in their underwear
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-10-2010, 02:10:52
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-its-not-lupus.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-americans.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-my-country-men-observe-me-scooting-along-at-a-brisk-mph.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-america.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-mushroom-mushroom.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 16-10-2010, 12:10:29
Aw sweet. My dad swears he seen one of those around. Wich would be awsome cuse those fellas almost gone instinct in nedlands.

*edit: i stand corrected fuchs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 16-10-2010, 13:10:47
AFAIK there is still quite some left, you will just never see them in daylight  :P If your dad saw one, lucky bastard.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 16-10-2010, 17:10:20
My dad used to leave food out at night and it would turn the back garden into a fight club between the Badgers and the Foxes  :P noisy bastards.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-10-2010, 17:10:17
http://www.asylum.com/2010/10/12/ohio-state-university-exposure-to-light-at-night-leads-to-obesity/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-hilarious-special-effects-from-turkish-cinema/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-10-2010, 22:10:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3eKWoSFv0c

OMG so cute and awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-10-2010, 20:10:23
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-hide-yo-porcupines-hide-yo-hedgehogs.jpg)

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/95a17f68-832f-4d2c-bb1f-2fbd8b9d9600.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-10-2010, 23:10:39
Hitler reacts on the Kimmo Wilska beer incident:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdV_3E7adk

Background: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/844120-finnish-newsreader-drinks-beer-on-air-gets-sacked
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-10-2010, 23:10:57
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/b0b9fa52-a98a-4d71-9166-09362640344a.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 18-10-2010, 00:10:56
Bear cavalry is russian, why would russians fight russians? FAIL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2010, 00:10:09
Bear cavalry is russian, why would russians fight russians? FAIL

Leninist Revolution?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-10-2010, 00:10:56
The things you find on Belgian roads these days :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUYb-PDl2s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-10-2010, 12:10:55
;D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs724.snc4/64410_1655481471378_1367329230_31720669_7845747_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs402.ash2/68075_1672974428691_1367329230_31754682_7165042_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2010, 16:10:28
The things you find on Belgian roads these days :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUYb-PDl2s
hrhrhrhhr +1

That Police combi probaly= Jos Da wil ik gvd hemmen als we nog eens betogingen ebbe!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 18-10-2010, 18:10:19
The things you find on Belgian roads these days :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUYb-PDl2s

I found a couple of joint butts and a used syringe at the side of the road when I was in Belgium.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-10-2010, 19:10:06
The first is normal, the second not so. And why did they throw away the buts, effin amateurs, don't know how to filter flash...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2010, 20:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Ikn2zkfEk&feature=related

Hitler, has only got one..
SILINCE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwAP8UcX4sQ&feature=related

GOERING is an idiot!
Goebbels is a twiw!
HIMMLER is a pain in the bum!
And hitler is a....


Dam sneaky gestapo! Zhey are everywhere!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 18-10-2010, 20:10:59
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs810.snc4/69081_152379481470762_100000961336668_237683_2375248_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2010, 21:10:05
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/foxnews_header.png)

(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_protester_signs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2010, 22:10:32
(http://comments.freefromchaos.com/chucknorris/cn0101.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/S8Cw9zK4pPI/AAAAAAAABx8/ps7f5qYsNRI/s1600/funny-zoo-animals-06.jpg)
During the last Union meeting, One person from Germany was not pleased with the recent changes in canada
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2010, 22:10:08
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/timetravelp1.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jackiechanvssauronp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-10-2010, 11:10:04
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs792.snc4/67227_1376187859456_1674635670_822421_7913616_n.jpg)

Looks legit.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs905.snc4/71867_454811847257_734952257_5315531_8198547_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 19-10-2010, 15:10:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eF5c__8DFA&feature=player_embedded

Prepare for lols
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 19-10-2010, 16:10:39
haha drew wtf, weird, but funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 19-10-2010, 20:10:53
The world would be a better place.

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/transformationp1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-10-2010, 21:10:30
If you liked Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-10-2010, 22:10:12
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/f17cd716-1873-47d9-87bb-659ee6a240fb.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/18/17a299be-828c-4762-bead-e1f626c4b2ad.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/14/711d35c7-75e4-420e-862b-c7d528859443.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/12/939f0c8f-9295-4267-879d-08efb26f3a33.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-10-2010, 11:10:10
That about sums it up for beer :)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/058e4ad0-24c9-406d-98a5-27b3f990c044.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 20-10-2010, 12:10:19
Pretty sure that is a win!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 20-10-2010, 14:10:05
I agree moose


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs385.ash2/66372_1649587008313_1496106516_31632787_639204_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs904.snc4/71732_1671202184443_1369043730_2171717_4413814_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs026.snc4/33643_1475329679247_1113864859_31125406_7250207_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs903.snc4/71606_1459245564514_1334650739_1153489_5727058_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2010, 15:10:24
The world would be a better place.

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/transformationp1.gif)
giggity.

http://dagobah.net/flash/JesusCat.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/PW_Boot_to_the_head.swf
http://dagobah.net/flash/fettesOmen.swf

http://dagobah.net/flash/Azu-Nyan_song.swf
For japanese lulz, girl in school also had pony tails like that..

untill she met mister Lathe.
I swear to god, her screaming could be heard from a distance of 3 miles
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Kalkalash on 20-10-2010, 19:10:23
(http://fox.naurunappula.com/nn/1/373/415/s_jpg_651583.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2010, 20:10:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMSKQJGK24&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I&feature=related


Seriously, USA?

But not just the callers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgu3uAfjrc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI&feature=related
Ok..maybe if i was in that situation...... (fake though, but still awesome)
But then i would have grabbed my M91/27 not a frying pan. Mailman doesnt know i dont have bullets  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-10-2010, 21:10:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMSKQJGK24&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I&feature=related


Seriously, USA?

But not just the callers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzgu3uAfjrc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEsaI-cS-kI&feature=related
Ok..maybe if i was in that situation...... (fake though, but still awesome)
But then i would have grabbed my M91/27 not a frying pan. Mailman doesnt know i dont have bullets  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmSAgW9f1HQ&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2010, 22:10:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxrz0y6sc4

a +1 who remebers the origenal show from wich this scene came from  :D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cadyshack on 20-10-2010, 22:10:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxrz0y6sc4

a +1 who remebers the origenal show from wich this scene came from  :D ;D
Happy, Happy.....



...Joy, Joy!


Elsewhere in the universe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8coX8VkUKY8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-10-2010, 00:10:10
Quote from: Someone Else
Bears. n.

   1. Big hairy chunks of snarl. Big teeth, powerful body, all-consuming love of salmon.
   2. Husky, large, manly gay men, with a lot of body hair.
   3. Beverages consumed by the illiterate.

This is about evading #1.

Why might I want to evade a bear?

Bears are large animals, with correspondingly large teeth and a propensity for snarling at bees. While many have a zen-like demeanor (cf Yogi Bear), every year a handful of people in the United States alone are killed by these beautiful animals. Typical reasons for attracting the ire of most species of bear include the following:

   1. You have wandered into their territory.
   2. You are a salmon.
   3. You are the Pope, and they are disgusted by what you are doing in their woods.
   4. You have disrupted their Catholic ceremonies.

The consequences of failure to evade bears

Should the above apply to you, and should you subsequently come into contact with an irate bear, you have two options:

   1. Evade bear.
   2. Do not evade bear.

While ultimately this choice is yours alone, it is important to understand the consequences of #2. Depending on the variety of bear, these may include:

    * brown, black, polar bears: mauling, screaming, involuntary defecation, hairy overhugging, force-feeding of salmon.
    * others: caring, warning of the dangers of forest fires, bouncing here and there and everywhere, miming terrifyingly to cassette tapes lodged deep within their unsettling cyborg bellies.

It is hard to overstate the dangers of these outcomes.

Evading bears

To properly evade a bear, you must understand the following principles:

   1. Bears are cowardly.
   2. Bears enjoy the taste of salmon.
   3. Bears are easily confused.

All bear evasion techniques use these fundamental axioms as their basis.

The "bait and switch" technique

   1. Keep a decoy salmon on your person at all times.
   2. When approached by irate bear, wave decoy salmon at bear until you are sure it is aware of the fish's presence.
   3. Throw salmon as far as you can, in the opposite direction to the one you wish to run to.
   4. Run away.

Important: do not use boomerang salmon.

The "existential" technique

   1. Point at bear.
   2. Shout "BEAR!"
   3. While bear is distracted looking down at itself, run away.

The "I am a tree" technique

   1. Wear brown trousers and a green sweater.
   2. Stand still. Optionally, ooze maple syrup.
   3. Gently sway in the breeze.

Important: this technique is not to be attempted if you have a beehive hairdo. The bear will try and climb you and scoop out your brain-honey. This is the opposite of evading a bear.

Practicing bear evasion

They say that practice makes perfect. Largely, this is a lie perpetuated by the practicing industry. Nonetheless, now you are aware of the main techniques involved in evading bears, it is important to ensure you can follow the instructions to an adequate standard. You wouldn't want to be caught off-guard in the middle of a forest! Not with your Papal duties to attend to.

Obviously, it would be unwise to practice with an actual bear. Sticky situations might arise. Therefore we recommend the following:

   1. Find a figure of authority, like a doctor, teacher, police officer, military officer or politician.
   2. Pretend they are a bear.

Conclusion: bears

I hope this short guide has been a useful introduction to bear evasion. You may be interested to read my other titles in this series:

    * Bringing down City Hall
    * Encouraging your cat to take a proactive interest
    * Palm oil: nature's palm oil
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-10-2010, 03:10:22
Just found some neat smilies.

(http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/spandau.gif)
                                   
                                  (http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/lewis.gif)
(http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/pickelhaube.gif) (http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/images/smilies/pilot.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 04:10:35
 i would add to EU's hilarious post that in order to avoid Gay bears,

one must not be in proximity to Leather Chaps and never smell like beer or Leather Cleaner.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 05:10:44
When I was cruising the gay bars in San Francisco this summer, I got hit on by a bear....


<shivers>


Got a free drink out of it, but that was so...disturbing....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 05:10:25
Only 1?   you sir, were not shaking your moneymaker very well.

 i used to work in a gay bar and i found that the "bears" not only were more civil, but they were also better tippers, never made a mess and most importantly, "they always followed the rules".

 Tossing some a 20-something year old from the club was always much more difficult than clearing a full house of Bears on Leather night.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 05:10:12
Oh, I got hit on by lots more of other guys, guys my age who I actually thought were hot.  I only bought one drink (my first) the whole night, but I was completely shitfaced by the end, and would have been going home with one of them if my friend hadn't dragged me away (he's straight).  From what he told me (I barely remember this) I was grinding on this guy's leg and we were making out pretty heavily xD  I do remember he was a stunner though ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 05:10:40
 Seriously, getting cock-blocked by someone who isn't even playing for your team is shameful.

 "Ho-ing before Bro-ing"

 LOL


 Beer Goggles FTW
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 06:10:15
Not beer goggles, I've got some pics of me with the guy that are in no way ever going on the internet ;)

But yeah, it was a total cock-block  >:(


Oh, and nothing against the bears, I'm sure they're all fine upstanding guys, better then some of the bratty queens, that's for sure.  But I like my guys like me, smooth, thin, shaggy hair, and just downright cute <3 :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 21-10-2010, 09:10:06
What the hell????

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 21-10-2010, 09:10:47
 It's ok Zeno,

you did go on the internet and find this... Lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 21-10-2010, 09:10:28
lmao xD  Me and sheik went sooo off topic xD

Here, lemme make up for it:

(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7539/1259968545962png.jpg)

(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2207/1251234158truevampiress.jpg)

(http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/5913/38927418672489630736209.jpg)

The California Government's solution to the budget problem:  Fire Jose.


(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/4448/1253407587nek0gamigcrrr.jpg)

(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8862/1255668669665.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Moose on 21-10-2010, 10:10:09
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4949.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4946.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4932.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4937.jpg)
(http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4934.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-10-2010, 11:10:12
Seriously, keep your drunkin gay bar adventures to PM's plz, or make your own tread for that.

For dutch speakers.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs940.snc4/73305_1615854247088_1558290375_1496049_7088617_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs410.ash2/68844_444537220966_741685966_5585942_923035_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs405.ash2/68367_1649699411123_1496106516_31632953_6390675_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs908.snc4/72166_1649692730956_1496106516_31632931_4532796_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-10-2010, 11:10:29
--make your own tread for that.

/signed

PS. Dutch is way too silly language even for this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-10-2010, 14:10:19
Goddverdonne


(http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_01/meh.ro3372.jpg)

(http://meuk.ouweouwe.nl/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/painting.jpg)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fifaaaaa.gif?w=425&h=253)

(http://www.glogster.com/media/2/4/33/99/4339912.jpg)

(http://i18.tinypic.com/2dmb9yt.jpg)

(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/5a3024e7-5024-4a40-a698-b527523144ad.jpg?w=500&h=380)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/falconpaaawnch.gif?w=399&h=249)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/3fbed5bf-c689-4d38-8e0a-bcbf4d340df8.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/intensebrawlp1.gif)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/criticismoftvp1.gif)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/14/17b0a8b6-c50b-4c23-99ee-2cb19f675bdd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 21-10-2010, 19:10:31
I think the word you are looking for is "Godverdomme"

Anyhow, i learned something new here, did you guys?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs918.snc4/73097_1496826133686_1025087622_1138344_2297142_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 21-10-2010, 19:10:58
I think the word you are looking for is "Godverdomme"

Anyhow, i learned something new here, did you guys?
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs918.snc4/73097_1496826133686_1025087622_1138344_2297142_n.jpg)

Hmm....
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l59z0j1Toq1qzzxaqo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 21-10-2010, 21:10:34
ahh I remember when I first reached fifth base... high school <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-10-2010, 21:10:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ5cGYBV2TQ

LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-10-2010, 00:10:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34&feature=recentlik
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-10-2010, 02:10:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdEx7fto_w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 22-10-2010, 12:10:39
dropping youtube links without any info or comments is kind of stupid.

you can do this in irc but not in a forum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-10-2010, 12:10:26
To be honest, I rarely click a post with just a link in it. 10 words of information is indeed very appreciated.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-10-2010, 12:10:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34&feature=recentlik


Saudis in Audis 

Happy now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 22-10-2010, 13:10:46
Its just because you people are way cooler than we are.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-10-2010, 13:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0

Representative of "The rent is too damn High Party" . If he gets elected then GOD America goes at my #1 again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 22-10-2010, 14:10:44
@ 2min + >Chaplins Time Traveler< - Mobile phones in the 1920's? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6a4T2tJaSU)  ???  :D



 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 22-10-2010, 15:10:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o&feature=grec_index

Trolololo with a twist. I lol'd at this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 22-10-2010, 17:10:56
in short, a drunk German getting arrested. Check what he pulls out of his pocket :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83YgHXrts2E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 22-10-2010, 18:10:53
in short, a drunk German getting arrested. Check what he pulls out of his pocket :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83YgHXrts2E
;D

and.... POKE! kekekekeke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 23-10-2010, 22:10:42
^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-10-2010, 22:10:20
http://www.cracked.com/funny-discussion-1168-world-war-ii/

dis r hularisly targic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SJonni on 23-10-2010, 23:10:22
Words cannot express this BF1942 kill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wFI9vTqto
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 23-10-2010, 23:10:40
what is this i dont even
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-10-2010, 23:10:27
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/19/13-cartoons-you-didnt-think-anyone-else-watched/?ncid=webmail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-10-2010, 00:10:38
^^

dude +1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-10-2010, 00:10:58
http://www.fearnet.com/shows/zombie_roadkill/index.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 25-10-2010, 17:10:33
Courtesy if Die_happy:

(http://www.sinn-frei.com/media/2010/13808_006.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 25-10-2010, 19:10:54
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/3/8/pokerface_by_arthuro12-d31hg7k.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 25-10-2010, 20:10:19
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/298/3/8/pokerface_by_arthuro12-d31hg7k.jpg)
;D nice one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-10-2010, 21:10:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 25-10-2010, 21:10:30
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6250/1288036661533.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 25-10-2010, 22:10:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Oh man, been way too long since I saw that movie
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zeno on 25-10-2010, 23:10:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Oh man, been way too long since I saw that movie

Must buy! HATS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-10-2010, 01:10:30
Porno Flowchart (http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/2/19/22/porno-flowchart-31505-1235099318-7.jpg).  Probably NSFW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-10-2010, 01:10:49
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6250/1288036661533.jpg)

This is the reason i'm converting to Sikhism.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Gl@mRock on 26-10-2010, 05:10:28
This ^^ lol
(http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/SpaceBalls.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Die Happy on 26-10-2010, 10:10:53
(http://www.emok.tv/wp-content/gallery/emok-picdump-160/thumbs/thumbs_EMOK%20Picdump%20160_017.jpg)
i think tedacious botched it so here is it again
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 26-10-2010, 11:10:25
haha nice one :P
Actually, the one I tried to post was the "Whack-a-Kitty"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-10-2010, 11:10:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMdNkAcQx8

This is just.. too much. My mind is blown.
Oh man, been way too long since I saw that movie
oh my god our minds cannot repel an awesomeness of that magnitude
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 26-10-2010, 18:10:24
(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/793.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Invincible on 26-10-2010, 18:10:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6SBTa8Joc

loled so hard on this part yesterday!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 26-10-2010, 22:10:17
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6716/72166164969273095614961.jpg)

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/420/1288124986344.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Rawhide on 26-10-2010, 23:10:58
(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9863/1287514693561.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-10-2010, 23:10:41
wtf at that dog
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tolga<3 on 26-10-2010, 23:10:07
wtf at that dog

Im not worried aboot the dog, but how he did *cough* that...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-10-2010, 23:10:46
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8n/77/azvb/63603/756381612.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 26-10-2010, 23:10:53
http://jezebel.com/5664134/the-comprehensive-gif-glossary

A comprehensive glossary of animated GIFs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-10-2010, 00:10:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM8k1m6nzKI&feature=related

declare a winner! because i cant declare one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 27-10-2010, 00:10:39
*donk donk* Yo what's up.

Scout always wins.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 27-10-2010, 00:10:31
Scout always wins.

Not against rainbows.

Double rainbows.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: FatJoe on 27-10-2010, 01:10:19
(http://i.imgur.com/udZJl.png)

I hate (pronounced: love) these stupid jokes..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 01:10:30
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

neat-sounding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 27-10-2010, 16:10:45
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs115.ash2/39075_419961057491_601807491_4609693_1464503_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Goljatti on 27-10-2010, 17:10:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKc1Hjjz1Ys&feature=related

One of the best comedy sketch ever :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 22:10:41
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/fired-flight-attendant-steven-slater-bad-manners-all-around/19691297?ncid=webmail
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-10-2010, 22:10:33
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7736/opt1288206057f.png)

Found on another board.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 23:10:14
(http://tabernar.com/wp-content/The_Spanish_Inquisition.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-10-2010, 23:10:47
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01950.png)
Click for bigger (http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01950.png)

Too soon?

Also Bawdy 1970s Hospital (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wO9SumrTs4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-10-2010, 23:10:37
(http://www.ourbiggayborhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spanishinquisition.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-10-2010, 14:10:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CekehhyTqC4

REBBALS! RABBEEELLS! YE  rebbelllss!!
RABBELLS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-10-2010, 22:10:37
An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistaniman are standing outside the maternity ward at the hospital, each waiting to see their newborn son.  The nurse comes out and tells them that there has been a terrible mix up and they don't know which baby is whose.  The Englishman and the Welshman are now rather nervous.  Anyway, the Englishman goes in to get his son first (as is his right), and comes out a few seconds later with what is blatantly the Pakistaniman's baby.  The Pakistaniman raises this issue, to which the Englishman replies:
"I'm not taking any chances, one of those two boys in there is Welsh".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Dnarag1M on 28-10-2010, 22:10:05
lol lol lol  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 28-10-2010, 23:10:36
;D nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-10-2010, 23:10:52
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00255.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 29-10-2010, 00:10:19
Another furry joins the ranks  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: G.Drew on 29-10-2010, 00:10:29
(http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00255.gif)
I see your furry pish, and I raise you:

(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/26076/original/f40ph2lawforkids.jpg?1257821058)

Yes, F40PH Friday is almost upon us.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/f40ph
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-10-2010, 00:10:05
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-10-2010, 00:10:47
Too late :v
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-10-2010, 00:10:19
Yeah, Freefall is not 'pish' Drew.  Its not even properly furry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-10-2010, 00:10:10
It's like saying reading any comic with at least one anthropomorphic character makes you a furry.  The list is too long.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Chadoi on 29-10-2010, 01:10:52
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/171788-1/Norris_kittens.gif?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Josh094 on 29-10-2010, 09:10:13
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/171788-1/Norris_kittens.gif?)

The Black and White one died on the 27th of October this year...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Zrix on 29-10-2010, 13:10:47
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/171788-1/Norris_kittens.gif?)

The Black and White one died on the 27th of October this year...
Amazing how the other one survived a bullet wound!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-10-2010, 13:10:54
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs468.ash2/74133_1693598579215_1215305994_31903342_3847095_n.jpg)


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72594_1634555539275_1098281002_31753922_2080422_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: :| Hi on 29-10-2010, 15:10:56
Quote
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs468.ash2/74133_1693598579215_1215305994_31903342_3847095_n.jpg)

I just got up to get ready for school, and this just happened to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 15:10:08
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72594_1634555539275_1098281002_31753922_2080422_n.jpg)
Oh-oh!



(http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/awesomeTF2Pack_icon363.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 16:10:27
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Animal ears and tail is not furry

just saying


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26cOGaPOWMo&feature=grec_index
One of the finest TF2 voice overs i've seen  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWKvvqRoJVI&feature=related
another good one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX4zIkX9WcE

Some are great, others just fillers


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-10-2010, 17:10:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo

Ancient but better :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: SirGutz on 29-10-2010, 17:10:31
(http://www.rallig.com/animierterpicdump9/2.gif)
<3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 29-10-2010, 19:10:37
 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: siben on 29-10-2010, 19:10:14
creepy owls are creepy.

http://youtu.be/jKpvrUDwPGM
Yeah, euhm, its a japanese cooking program, but rather unique.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 29-10-2010, 20:10:25
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Animal ears and tail is not furry

just saying



Very, incredibly true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 20:10:05
I'm not a furry, I just decided to read that comic EU posted, and found this in the archives.
Animal ears and tail is not furry

just saying



Very, incredibly true.
like horo

http://dagobah.net/flash/Stretching_with_Horo_eng.swf

Not furry  ;D

Dis is furry
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5868/1260440273225.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-10-2010, 21:10:06
I spy with my little eye!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-10-2010, 21:10:02
that Spy is a genius!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2010, 21:10:13
I swear, whoever posted this back at the start of this thread is a brilliant man/woman

I btw already have a black tuxedo like the spy  ;D Only need a blue baklava and some black shoes to go with it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 29-10-2010, 21:10:46
Looking at his con badges, he is actually a real furry too  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-10-2010, 00:10:22
Looking at his con badges, he is actually a real furry too  ;D
Quote
So listen up boy, or pornography starring your childhood icons will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.  This Spy has already breached our defences.  You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!  And worst of all, he could be any one of us.  He could be in this very room!   He could be you!  He could be me! He could even be-

On a similar note: http://humoncomics.com/art/Furry-Convention.jpg (http://humoncomics.com/art/Furry-Convention.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: S1lv3rWolf on 30-10-2010, 00:10:58
EBIL MODE ACTIVATE! Transformer Owl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgbYnNAbSM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 30-10-2010, 02:10:37
Foreign couple mocked and insulted In Maldives Wedding ceremony (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5H64OOkeXA) do'h!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 30-10-2010, 23:10:30
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5415/willkz4.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Biiviz on 31-10-2010, 07:10:02
What game is that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Torenico on 31-10-2010, 08:10:52
CSS with Garrys Mod
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 31-10-2010, 14:10:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-10-2010, 14:10:48
chinese also do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TR_swxR2UE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 31-10-2010, 14:10:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.


Spot the RA1 unit! Heavy Tank, V2 Rocket, APC, etc :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Capten_C on 31-10-2010, 15:10:51
This version pwnz both the above's .. North Korean People's Army Funky Get Down Juche Party  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk)   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 16:10:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.

Everything was business until 2:20. Then I knew shit was serious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Smiles on 31-10-2010, 16:10:38
Lol! what music can do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Tedacious on 31-10-2010, 17:10:22
Awesome video :) went into my bookmarks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.

Everything was business until 2:20. Then I knew shit was serious.
Did you just copy that noctrynic guy's comment?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 17:10:16
Awesome video :) went into my bookmarks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48&feature=player_embedded#&fmt=18)
North Korean "Hell March". Pretty cool vid, perfectly-fitting music and great images, especially in HD.

Everything was business until 2:20. Then I knew shit was serious.
Did you just copy that noctrynic guy's comment?

Yeah, it was funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 31-10-2010, 18:10:47
uhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRY7wBuCcBY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Paasky on 31-10-2010, 19:10:33
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-10-2010, 20:10:35
uhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRY7wBuCcBY

Ah yes.  The Demon Sheep

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Fuchs on 31-10-2010, 20:10:25
Are we supposed to take it serious? Or is it a joke?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-10-2010, 20:10:28
Are we supposed to take it serious? Or is it a joke?

It's made by Americans.  Everything in american politics is completely serious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
Post by: VonMudra on 31-10-2010, 21:10:53
Are