That website is the bastion of truth! Although I make more hours a week, sad state of affairs that is. And I hate mashed food.. But I love jokes about Germans!
A Dutch man sees a man on his knees using his hand to drink water from one of Amsterdam’s canal.
He walks up to him and says in Dutch “Hey – you can’t drink that water, it’s dirty and will make you sick”.
The tourist shouts back in German: “Was sagen Sie?“ (What are you saying?)
The Dutch man responds in German: “Sie sollen mit zwei haende trinken, das geht besser!” (Use both hands, it’s much better!”)