Before Purple Heart Lane, German Genetic scientists had been experimented with cows that ate less and produced more -- The flat cow
The United States had been experimenting with a fast transportation Anti-tank unit before the construction of the M8 grayhound, sadly engines for the experimental prototype proved too be too slow at 5 miles an hour.
(Additional caption: Carl got onto the tractor and took out his bazooka, the germans armor was slow, why not use the awesome powers of this tractor, it was only a matter of finding a driver that limited him)
A german paratrooper, getting ready to kick some face
Oppurtunity, it only strikes ever so often in a lifetime
Wait, what?
FUUUUUUUUUU-
Mr.Vreeburg, attempting to make friends
Mr.Vreeburg, Post-Mortem