Author Topic: REPROVED on the teory for driving lessons (yeah! take another mentaly tard post)  (Read 5133 times)

Offline MaJ.P.Bouras

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Oh btw Damaso

I see you dressed up as a little faggot this halloween as well...

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Oh btw Damaso

I see you dressed up as a little faggot this halloween as well...

Guess that makes you two peas in a pod  ;)   /s


On a related note, what was that for Bouras?

[2:06:54 PM] Tolga: cant use tha shit underwater -Tolga on the G3

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The dude is weird as well.
I'm taking my own freedom
puttin' it in my song
singing loud and strong
proving all day long
I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
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Oh c'mon nobody laughed.... I thought it was a  good joke.



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Oh c'mon nobody laughed.... I thought it was a  good joke.
I did, a little :D.
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Eh, I didn't really get it.

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Oh c'mon nobody laughed.... I thought it was a  good joke.
I did, a little :D.

Nah it wasn't very good. You can't just call somebody a faggot, you need to get more elaborate with it, like here at the end of this sentence, where I explain that damaso is such a horrible driver that they will lower all Portuguese flags to half mast on the day he passes the exam. To put it into perspective, if life was a role playing game, damaso would have put so many skill points into idiocy that he has almost no points left for anything else. He has a -16 points to driving, which means other cars actually instinctively swerve into him and every automobile he starts has a 45% chance of spontaneously combusting. He is such a bad driver that if he ever was to meet Michael Schuhmacher it would cause a matter-antimatter reaction and destroy the world.

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To put it into perspective, if life was a role playing game, damaso would have put so many skill points into idiocy that he has almost no points left for anything else.
Ok, I admit that was pretty good :D.
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I see. Keep it classy then. TO THE PUN-CAVE!

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Then got my license the "next day" after passing the actual driving test.
Wow, what´s the practical driving test in America about? Accelerate with the right pedal, brake with the left pedal. :o

The general specifications to it are: Make sure you are checking your mirrors, observe the road at least 5 seconds ahead of you. When changing lanes, flip your blinker on and then look around via mirrors and then physically look behind you, then proceed to get over if possible/safe.

Obey all traffic laws, etc. Before you get onto open road they check to make sure you know the hand signals for turning in case your blinker is out  ::) Ask you how far away from the curb you can park (18 inches), have you back up 100 feet while staying in that limitation. Park safely and leave room for other people etc. Be able to use the emergency parking brake, point out gas pedal, brake pedal, how to turn lights on, where the emergency hazard lights button is, how to turn on the lights for night driving etc.




Basically just makes sure you don't drive like a grade A++ fucktard. This is the California driving test though


Yeah, pretty sure that got lost in translation for the MA and CT drivers, mostly MA....

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Yeah believe me buddy, CA is not much better!

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Oh btw Damaso

I see you dressed up as a little faggot this halloween as well...
Let's see if you will still use homophobic slurs after a few days ban. Because telling people not to and editing posts obviously doesn't work.

Questions anyone? PM me, do NOT post here.

Edit: Including Flippy.
« Last Edit: 27-10-2013, 10:10:55 by Thorondor123 »
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Töris gets so bent out of shape for something like that, it's hilarious.


// It wasnt a question, was a statement.
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Damaso, Here is another tip

Read the question 2 times very very well. Now dont look at the answers before you have read the question

Then read the 3 answers (do not make a judgement). I did this, and the first answer i came up with, was often the correct answer of the question. This is how i scored 48/50 on the third try of my theory lesson (you need 44/50 to pass. Now 2 years later it is 46/50)
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I wat my post back! Or i want thorondor reading it atleast!
I'm taking my own freedom
puttin' it in my song
singing loud and strong
proving all day long
I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold