Author Topic: REPROVED on the teory for driving lessons (yeah! take another mentaly tard post)  (Read 5137 times)

Offline Damaso

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(Not even going to say "hi", nobody will kiss my ass because of that.)

today i was suposed to make the driving teory exam (wen you go learn driving, you must first learn about the rules, signals, alcool and shit)

And of course, this was one of those great things than cant happen.

I was heading to the exam center, all nervious and shit, and i would need to make an exam with 40 questions in 40 minutes, and i could only get 4 questions wrong, and its an "X's" exam.

Guess what? failed 6 questions.

Fuck this shit man! enough is enogh! in any other day each time i made exams by the internet (wich have the same questions) i would get like 1-2 questions wrong, and sometimes it would even be 0 questions...

Now i failed, and my mother must pay 125 euros (in portugal) so i may continue to go to the exam... but im desmoralized as fuck, it would be suposed to get this exam rigth, but i failed, and my mother doesnt even know (but she will in like 1 hour) than i reproved... also, the next exam will be made in the next moth, and new rules will come... and i decided to make this exam now so i could avoid those new rules i didnt wanted to get (because i was teached with the old ones)

Also, my mother can refuse to continue my driving license (i didnt even drived yet, i just learned the rules) and so my wole thing of having a car/bike and going for my crush highschool with it would be doomed

Basicaly, im 16, and i can take the Bike driving license, and if i take it, i dont need to repeat the rules exam wen making the car license, i will only need to drive it

But if i dont get the rules license, i will not even drive...

I tried to kill myself on my way to home in the beach (there was nobody there) because i just want to give up... hoewer, i came home, and my sister asked my if i passed or if i reproved, and i didnt say nothing, and she is now happy as fuck because she things i reproved and thats what she wants to happen..

I already told my school mates than today i would make the code exam, but wen they ask me if i aproved or reproved, i dont know what to say, and i dont really whana face that situation, so i must make something during this weekend.

What actually frustates me is than if i passed this exam, i would have an big bike (and not those small bikes), and this could help me a lot wen i would make the car license (wich is the same dificult level)

I would make an hard exam, but i would be on a way more better level than anywone else, because few people can actually pass this exam, and if they whana have the car license, they must start it from 0, and not like people who take bike at 16, in wich you only need to drive

Now its fucked up! because anywone else who was in the same place as me would pass this exam, and everywone would look at him like: "ah shit! that guy as an 125cc bike with only 16, and can drive an car instantaneously wen it reach 18! he is cool, ect.."

But now if its me, everywone pretends to get my things bad, and everywone hates me everywrere.


(NOTE: wile i was writing this topic, my sister showed up, taked my bag and just placed it on the sit, i saw her smiling at me because she could calculate i reproved, and i gave an big fucking *slap in her face... then she started to cry, and screamed all over the place: "RETARED! YOU SHOULD GO TO *JULIO DE MATOS BECAUSE THATS WHY THEY EXIST! YOU ARE EVERYTING BAD! YOU ARE RETARDED! MOTHER SHOULD INTERNATE YOU IN A HOSPITAL FOREVER! (...)" and she continued... she was really anoying me, so i gave her more slaps, and i even hanged her, and i tried to manage to take her out of my room, but she still entered an yelled at me the same exaly way)

*- Julio de matos is one well known portuguese hospital for mental sick people.
*- the slap i gave was like an slap in the head, like in the hair... not those big slaps than make people go down and get seriously hurt

Also, i whana know why did you blocked my profile picture? tell me: am i a nazi? did this pic showed porno content? was it promoving violence, or drug adicts?

Oh wait... yeah, you blocked my picture, because im somekind of an extremist motherfucker for you.. yeah, fucking awesome to know than even in a democracy, my photo can be blocked if im dressed as a guy who suports an dictatorialship who pretends to implement nice ideas so everywone can life well and peacefully, rigth even if that dictatorialship didnt even existed... hoewer, i can still put an photo of some corrupt polititian, because no one will get ofended... is that even rigth?

well, i will not even care of what is rigth or wrong... i actually wished if you were the only ones than would treat me this way, but you arent.. also, if everywone is well, and im wrong, who is wrong? its me, so i guess i need to do someting about it in a definitive way

I will not even try to make anyting else, i give up now... but i just need to get a gun, because i cant actually commet suicide winout a gun, its such easier and instantaneously, and once i get it, i may proceed to it

(and dont come tell me about people who had bad problems before... those people had friends, and sucess beind them... why should somewone suicide for driving lessons, if they are rich or have an girlfriend, or have someting better to care about? also, this is my fucking unlucky instinct working, and i will have this my entire life, so im tired, i dont whana life with this anymore.)




« Last Edit: 25-10-2013, 18:10:41 by Damaso »

Offline Flippy Warbear

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And not a single... was given that day.

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Dont worry.

Not all Portuguese are like him....   ;D

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So you failed the theoretical exam of a driver's licence and that's the end of the world? Come on...



Also: How old is your sister and what is the age of consent in Portugal?
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I failed the theory lesson 3 times

Tough luck pal. I worked extra in the weekend to pay for those failed attempts aswel
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Now I've a headache after reading all that, this kids' depression is infectious.

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Wow! Why is this guy not banned?

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He was for a week...

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I failed the theory lesson 3 times
I failed it the first time, with 5 questions wrong while 4 was allowed. I'm still here :)

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I did not read entirely his post, but I must say that 125€ for a theoretical exam is quite expensive. I think in Belgium you pay like 15 or 20€ for an attempt. I did pass from the first time, but I think if you want to try again, you're charged the same fee .. 

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In NL it is also something like 100 Euros, not sure what the price is right now. Btw: I was something like 25 or 26 when I failed it, so Damaso has at least 10 years left to try again ;)

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Can't be bothered to read dzis shit, can someone explain me wtf is going on?
About driving license, here its like 40 euros for both exams, don't remember how much just for the theory, i took both at the same time.
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whoa you can do both at the same time ? In Belgium you have to wait 3 months and are forced to take lessons after you past your theory

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whoa you can do both at the same time ? In Belgium you have to wait 3 months and are forced to take lessons after you past your theory

No you are not, only after you fail your practical exam twice then you have to do 4 hours.

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I think now it's obliged to take 4 hours before you can do the exam. Not a 100% sure, but if you don't need to do it now, you will in the future so ..