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Offline Josh094

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1485 on: 02-10-2010, 17:10:36 »
Quote from: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1486 on: 02-10-2010, 17:10:40 »
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1487 on: 02-10-2010, 17:10:23 »
Quote from: Josh094 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:36
Quote from: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Say that again...
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1488 on: 02-10-2010, 17:10:56 »
Quote from: Tedacious on 02-10-2010, 17:10:23
Quote from: Josh094 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:36
Quote from: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!
Say that again...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1489 on: 02-10-2010, 17:10:27 »
It makes me proud to be 1/4 belgian <3
We've got 60 acres of land in belgium too ^^
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1490 on: 02-10-2010, 18:10:51 »
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Rude Words

Belgium.
Less offensive words have been created in the many languages of the galaxy, such as joojooflop, swut and Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.

The use of bad language can have unforseen circumstances. One example is the war between the G'gugvunts and the Vl'hurgs, caused by a casual remark made by Arthur Dent being mistaken as a terrible insult.

Simultaneous Babel Fish translation also means that any being can be rude to any other being without the need for extensive explanations. This has also started many wars.

The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is.

A typical punishment for uttering the word "Belgium" in public is to be shot through the lungs.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1491 on: 02-10-2010, 18:10:14 »
Quote from: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?


Hating Germany because of Hitler is so 90's and Russia because of Stalin is so 2000's.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1492 on: 02-10-2010, 18:10:44 »
Speaking of Leopold II, I just got back this book from a friend whom I assigned to read it:

http://www.amazon.com/King-Leopolds-Ghost-Heroism-Colonial/dp/0618001905

Amazing one <3
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1493 on: 02-10-2010, 19:10:00 »
If we all look back, every country had his hitler :)

Leopold II was Belgian Hitler
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1494 on: 02-10-2010, 19:10:26 »
Not every country has had a Hitler, but I do agree that Leopold II was a belgian hitler :P
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1495 on: 02-10-2010, 19:10:28 »
I am taking back my last statement, I now too hate Belgium because of Leopold II. That prick wanted to invade the Netherlands because he thought it belonged to Belgium! Belgium was a quite young state origined from rebels by then, what a load of bullshit  :P

I proclaim king William I of the Netherlands for Dutch Hitler because he fucked up so badly. *wants republic back*
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1496 on: 02-10-2010, 19:10:41 »
I wonder what hitler we can find for germa.....
oh wait
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1497 on: 02-10-2010, 19:10:59 »
Germans are cheating though, blaming another country for it. Austria, you did it again.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1498 on: 03-10-2010, 00:10:10 »
Quote from: Josh094 on 02-10-2010, 17:10:36
Quote from: Fuchs on 02-10-2010, 16:10:25
Why would you hate Belgium? Out of all countries, why Belgium?

Their Chocolate is overrated! Swiss Chocolate ftw!

Haha

Belgium makes most swiss chocolat. If you eat swiss chocolat there is a very big chance that it is Belgian.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1499 on: 03-10-2010, 00:10:23 »
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