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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1185 on: 31-08-2010, 13:08:15 »
STOP THIS BULLSHIT!

POST MOAR FUNNIES!!! >:(

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1186 on: 31-08-2010, 13:08:08 »
MOARRR



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1187 on: 31-08-2010, 13:08:21 »
Don't usually like this bloke's humor, but it made me lol Peanuts :D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1188 on: 31-08-2010, 13:08:49 »
SHOOTING STARS!
Best show on British Television! :D :D :D :D :D

Bob Mortimer skanking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8QHsygyHss&feature=related


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1189 on: 31-08-2010, 13:08:49 »



and some nice videos
http://www.wimp.com/recordpropellers/   -  wtf ?
http://www.wimp.com/fancatch/   - nice catch
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« Reply #1190 on: 31-08-2010, 14:08:14 »
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

Its all perfectly allowed BUT you need to learn dutch. When a flemish person goes to walloons, they wont make things in dutch for you

When a Walloon goes to flanders, THEY expect that EVERYTHING is in french for them. The city hall, papers,mail and so on
And flemish towns and cities now with french people in charge, do this, completly frenchizing towns.
Thats like stabbing a knife in your back.

Im not the kind wich like dominating one over another. But when we flemish people give BILLIONS of euro's annualy to the walloons, we expect cooperation on all levels, not a big fat fucking NON NON NON and all this current bullcrap

Look now. Their are AGAIN signs that they cannot form a goverment, AGAIN. this is the 4TH time in 2 years we have a new goverment.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1191 on: 31-08-2010, 15:08:50 »
http://www.brainblog.to/item/2010/08/strassenkuenstler

From the website of der Heumann
Not really funny but cool though :).

And im not a real fan of laughing bout peoples mistakes but this one is awsome!
http://www.break.com/index/dancer-pole-accident-to-funny-song.html
I'm taking my own freedom
puttin' it in my song
singing loud and strong
proving all day long
I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1192 on: 31-08-2010, 15:08:07 »
well didn't the flemish elected an independentist party ?
I've also seen on the tv the story of a wallon who couldn't buy a house in flemish part because he wasn't flemish some other funny story like the flemish who want to ban french from brussel while this city is supposed to be the capital of europe.

Its all perfectly allowed BUT you need to learn dutch. When a flemish person goes to walloons, they wont make things in dutch for you

When a Walloon goes to flanders, THEY expect that EVERYTHING is in french for them. The city hall, papers,mail and so on
And flemish towns and cities now with french people in charge, do this, completly frenchizing towns.
Thats like stabbing a knife in your back.

Im not the kind wich like dominating one over another. But when we flemish people give BILLIONS of euro's annualy to the walloons, we expect cooperation on all levels, not a big fat fucking NON NON NON and all this current bullcrap

Look now. Their are AGAIN signs that they cannot form a goverment, AGAIN. this is the 4TH time in 2 years we have a new goverment.
Get used to it, Dutch speaking people will always face this. When Germans come here they speak German, when we go to Germany, we speak German. Same for any other tourists, just picking the ones I come across the most.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1193 on: 31-08-2010, 15:08:40 »
So if a german has been living  in Rotterdam for 15 years, but does not speak a word of Dutch you find it ok? This is what we have with many immigrants at the moment, and we are kind of sick of it. That is why if you want to buy property in flanders you HAVE to follow dutch lessons.  Why would we be mad at a tourist that does not speak our language? We have no problem with that, but if you plan to stay here for the rest of your life then you better adapt and not expect the rest to adapt to you.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1194 on: 31-08-2010, 15:08:47 »
Do you think I like it? Do you think I approve it? No, thats just stupid, but thats how it is. If you speak Dutch as a native language nobody in the world gives a shit nor feels like adapting, we are the people who always adapt thats why we get these frustrating situations because we finally want someone else to do it too. Not gonna happen though, they speak French. Thats from down south and you know how hard those guys suck with other languages.
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« Reply #1195 on: 31-08-2010, 15:08:52 »
Do you think I like it? Do you think I approve it? No, thats just stupid, but thats how it is. If you speak Dutch as a native language nobody in the world gives a shit nor feels like adapting, we are the people who always adapt thats why we get these frustrating situations because we finally want someone else to do it too. Not gonna happen though, they speak French. Thats from down south and you know how hard those guys suck with other languages.

Sorry that when I get to amsterdam thursday morning I'll be speaking english at Schiphol :(. I'll try and pronounce the food I order in dutch, but I'll be laughed at.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1196 on: 31-08-2010, 15:08:57 »
Why am I not laughing? These are bad jokes!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1197 on: 31-08-2010, 16:08:30 »
Why am I not laughing? These are bad jokes!
Yep, enough politics. Make your own thread.


Anyway flippy, ive probably posted this before, but here goes:

They reckon that beer contains female hormones. They might be right because after 8 pints i talk shite and cant fucking drive.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1198 on: 31-08-2010, 16:08:45 »
An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were discussing about how large their cities are.
Frenchman said, "It takes the whole day to walk around Paris".
The American was impressed but reminded the other that it takes two hours to drive through Manhattan.

The Russian was listening to the competing and after a while he added, "That's impressive sure, but it took us over three months to travel from the tractor factory to the bakery in our city".
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #1199 on: 31-08-2010, 16:08:45 »
Ehm ok..

Thors joke is bad either, I don't even get it..
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To break this vicious circle one must do more than act without thought or doubt."