TF2?Nothing beats this TF2 video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E
My sex life is like Star Wars.I'm either doing it with my hands, solo, or I'm having to use the force.-I tried to give Raoul Moat a lesson on gun safety, but it went in one ear, out the other.-Why should I pay for 3D at the cinema when I can get it for free by looking at stuff?-Raoul Moat is a message to all you gingers out there - We will find you, and we'll make it look like suicide.-Nothing says 'unemployable' like a neck tattoo.-I've just phoned the police to tell them that Raoul Moat is in the morgue.Apparently, I'm not eligible for the £10,000 reward.-I saw an advert for Bing earlier, I didn't know what it was all about so I Googled it.-I just bought some Jamie Oliver's own brand sausages. The instructions on the back read 'prick with a fork'I can't argue with that..-Just watched the town's carnival procession, and a downs syndrome kid was painted up like a blue alien...Avatard.-My girlfriend brought some Vaseline over the other night."We can have some fun with this!" she said. She was fucking right as well.I smeared it all over the doorknobs in our bedroom and she couldn't get back in.-Ginger... it's like Down syndrome for hair.-My girlfriend asked me to get her a rape alarm the other day.Apparently waking her up at 6 A.M. with my cock in her mouth "wasn't fucking funny."-BBC News: Should the police now have arms?I think it would generally help for driving the cars, holding the nightstick, lifting man-hole covers for storm drains, etc-My wife has just told me to put my feet up.I've already double fisted her so I thought why not.-If Pakis are so proud of their culture and history, why the fuck do they call their restaurants 'Indian'?-With our daughter now confined to an electric wheelchair, my wife said she wants to spoil her.It was only after I'd come back from Halfords with a body kit, some alloys and go-faster stripes, that I realised I'd misheard her.-Did you know that only dolphins and humans have sex for pleasure?Personally I thought that humans had sex with each other for pleasure..-Guardian.co.uk: Rauol Moat chase turns on police.Ew... Just... Ew.-When I heard Cheryl Cole had returned from Africa carrying a parasite. I thought she'd done a Madonna and adopted a child-What do you look for in an Irish Holiday?A nail bomb, under the bus seat.-How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?It's not that dark.-One suicidal ginger nutter dead a few weeks after his release.Who says prison doesn't work?-Information has leaked that Apple are to release a new product: "the iWedding"It's just like a regular wedding, the only problem is they don't provide any reception.-My girlfriend got anally raped in a systematic and brutal ordeal last week, but I try to look on the bright side.At least she won't be able to use the excuse that it won't fit anymore.-We should learn from what happened with Raoul MoatAll gingers should shoot themselves-Alzheimer's.Making WZL funny again.-I'm a big fan of Scouting for girls.Or "Internet grooming" as most people call it.-I just saw an advert which says "77% of women feel sexier when their underarms look good"So 23% of women feel sexier when their underarms look like shit?-BBC1 News - "A forensics tent has been erected at the scene where Moat shot himself".Ha ha, "erect".-I put a dart board on the ceiling yesterday but I don't like using it because it makes me throw up.-Jason Derulo: "I'm Ridin' Solo"A much classier way of saying "I wank myself to sleep at night"-It's true what they say; things that happen in movies don't happen in real life.I was kidnapped by an elderly man and I did not get to play fun games deciding whether I live or die.I was just raped.-I vividly remember the best day of my life.Walking up the isle.Kissing her on the cheek.Closing the lid.-I was in Hallmark today looking for a card that says "I'm sorry your wife died giving birth to my son" but couldn't find one.I think I'll just send a funny balloon instead.-American friend on Facebook -"can someone please pm me my mob number i have lost my phone temporarily in the house!!!???"20 minutes ago via Mobile Web.Fair play these Americans give us some easy point scoring.-Man: "Is your dad in prison?"Woman: "No."Man: "Well, if my daughter looked like you, I know I'd be."-Statistically 4/10 ginger people suffer bullying at the work place. This statistic really shocked me! It should be much higherIt's not that shocking, apart from the fact that 4 gingers actually passed a job interview-I'm glad so many of you could making it to our presentation night. The first award goes to the most successful serial killer this year,Unfortunately none of the nominees from this category could be here with us tonight...-I love reunions; they're old school.-Aparently videos of dying and starving Africans isn't appropriate for Failblog.-My daughter's developed an annoying habit.Saying 'no' to sex.-Woman complains to her doctor about pains in her stomachThe doctor runs some tests and says "do you want the good news or the bad news?""The bad news" Replies the woman"Your pregnant, and the babies ginger""Oh" Replies the woman, "whats the good news""Its Dead"
Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...
Quote from: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 12:07:01Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!
Quote from: siben on 12-07-2010, 12:07:49Quote from: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2010, 12:07:01Whats with all the ginger jokes.... They just have pale skin and red hair...Didn't you know? Gingers have no soul!Better red than dead.
