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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #690 on: 14-06-2010, 20:06:00 »
"And then, then, we'll spend all the money that we're not making on trying to fix it whilst losing all public support.  It'll be grand!"

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #691 on: 14-06-2010, 20:06:32 »
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #692 on: 14-06-2010, 20:06:47 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4GhMYxE2Lc

my first episode of this awesome epic series i found when i typed blackberry

So ye

I just love this episode's ending, the way they scream....Sadistic
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #693 on: 15-06-2010, 07:06:38 »
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

1. Religion of peace
2. Kill thousands
3. ...
4. PROPHET!
There's no difference between being holy and alone

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #694 on: 15-06-2010, 08:06:59 »
1. Kill 11 workers
2. Spill oil
3. ...
4. PROFIT!

1. Religion of peace
2. Kill thousands
3. ...
4. PROPHET!

I don't think you'll troll anyone here with this. Besides this doesn't argue the topic at hand not one bit.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #695 on: 15-06-2010, 10:06:50 »

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Did anyone see that drama on ITV last saturday night?

How Green was my goal keeping.

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Fabio Capello has warned all of his players about the possible dangers of catching Aids during this trip to Africa. All except for Robert Green that is, who is in NO danger of catching anything at all.

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Robert Green announced as the new chief of BP. Company said "he's an expert on spillages & his eagerness to aid USA in tough times is appreciated.

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Robert Green.

The inventor of Teflon.

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These Robert Green jokes are getting out of hand and quite frankly crossing the line.

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I feel sorry for Robert Green.

After all, this isn't the first time an American has shot at an Englishmen and ruined his career.

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Robert Green got so sick of the shape of the new ball.#

It was too spherical and it made him edgy.

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well if england win, don't let Rob Green hold the trophy. 

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My computer has got the Rob Green virus
It won't save anything

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #696 on: 15-06-2010, 10:06:35 »
What really happened...















« Last Edit: 15-06-2010, 10:06:06 by siben »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #697 on: 15-06-2010, 14:06:54 »


just to avoid to many double posts

just made me lough

« Last Edit: 15-06-2010, 15:06:42 by Die Happy »
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #698 on: 15-06-2010, 14:06:06 »
To be honest, they do kinda shut up with the vuvuzelas during the national anthems.

however, the 5 second wait between the two national anthems they start blowing in them again.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #699 on: 15-06-2010, 14:06:48 »
Oh let them. What are we western society bums to say anything to their customs?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #700 on: 15-06-2010, 15:06:18 »
Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #701 on: 15-06-2010, 15:06:56 »
Ahh I just hit the mute button on TV remote. Problem solved. Har, har, har.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #702 on: 15-06-2010, 15:06:23 »
Some people actuality go outside flippy, there is no mute button there :)

And i don't want to wear earplugs just to go out...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #703 on: 15-06-2010, 15:06:01 »
Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

Oh no, not the Germans! Those bastards! Though I can already forsee the "strategy" of how to counter attack such assaults... uhuh.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #704 on: 15-06-2010, 16:06:52 »
Oh let them. What are we western society bums to say anything to their customs?
Because they fucking hurt our ears, the players can't hear the referee's whistle, the players can't hear instructions from the coach and voices from the commentators are being drowned in the noise (protests from tv-companies).

Over 1,5 million have been sold in Europe already and the stocks are being sold faster then they can make them. Orders have been placed for millions more. Soon to be heard in every game in europe, i guarantee you.

source:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/4977/WK-voetbal-2010-in-Zuid-Afrika/article/detail/1119014/2010/06/15/Rottoeter-verovert-Europa-Duitsers-laten-miljoenen-vuvuzela-s-bijmaken.dhtml

I say we ban there customs since they are a clear health risk. Those things can seriously damage your hearing with there 130 decibels.

I'm not THAT worried though. They have recieved SO much protests here in europe that I don't think they will get a hold.
Clubs/leagues will ban them.

Here in europe the supporter culture is more focused on singing rather than making as much noise as possible.
Eventually, people will grow tired of making that monotone noise. How much fun can it be.

if they do get a hold however, that will ruin football for me.
80% of the reason why I go to see games live is due to the fantastic feeling, the singing and cheering for my team. It's impossible to describe.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso