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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #90 on: 05-04-2010, 15:04:37 »
Thats awesome. :D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #91 on: 05-04-2010, 17:04:06 »
USN plane that landed on the wrong carrier.

funny
please tell us the whole story  ;D
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #92 on: 05-04-2010, 19:04:30 »
A guy selling his car:


About the Georgia conflict:

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« Reply #93 on: 05-04-2010, 19:04:33 »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #94 on: 05-04-2010, 20:04:47 »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #95 on: 05-04-2010, 20:04:47 »
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #96 on: 05-04-2010, 21:04:18 »
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #97 on: 05-04-2010, 21:04:33 »






Ни шагу назад!

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #98 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:12 »
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Damn you Kev, do you want to kill most fh2 fans so nobody will play the game? :P

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EDIT: To make this post not-spammy one:

IT technician's wife tels him to go to a shop:
"buy sausages and if they have eggs, buy ten."
the guy walks into the shop and asks:
"are there any eggs?"
"yes" says the grocer
"so give me 10 sausages"
« Last Edit: 05-04-2010, 22:04:20 by Spit »

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #99 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:48 »
Joke 1: America
Joke 2: Women's rights
Joke 3: A man walks into a bar, he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this...
« Reply #100 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:54 »


French Army Knife ;D  (no offence to frenchmen, it was just funny, i guess most have seen it before too)

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #101 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:45 »

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #102 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:37 »
Just reminded myself another one:

physicist, mathematician and biologist are watching a house. Once 2 people enter the house, a short while after that, 3 people leave.
Biologist: "they reproducted!"
physicist: "no, that's a measurement error"
mathematician: "if one more person enters the house, it will be empty"

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #103 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:20 »
Joke and I went on the internet topics merged.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #104 on: 05-04-2010, 22:04:44 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY&feature=player_embedded#at=183

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