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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #285 on: 07-03-2012, 22:03:46 »
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P
Yeah, a company nearby is also specialized in it (and they work together with dutch companies aswel)

I swear, the equipment i see is like some freakish futuristic stuff, but its dam well effective!

i then feel pity for the ones who do NOT have that equipment outside our beloved countries
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #286 on: 07-03-2012, 22:03:49 »
Kill or cure?

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
100% of doctors/scientists agree that living causes cancer. Its also proven that committing a suicide stops aging, cures cancer and all other diseases.

No, seriously WTF.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #287 on: 08-03-2012, 00:03:30 »
Herp. Yes, living causes cancer as eventually a cell replication will go wrong. However, carcinogens - like asbestos or tobacco smoke - cause cancer much faster and might also result in a more aggressive growth than "naturally" occurring cancer. Now, carcinogens have a wide range of lethality, as do the different types of cancer, which is often ignored by the sensationalist media, because "OMG THIS KILLZ" and "OMG THIS MAEK YOU LIVE LIEK 4EVA!" sell much better.

Say, one in five smokers gets lung cancer (those who escaped it have still a WTFHUEG risk of getting another cancer compared to nonsmokers), if you are not subjected to tobacco smoke or asbestos the risk of lung cancer is almost nil (statistics that show non-smokers getting lung cancer do not differentiate "passive smokers"). Then, some obscure food additive might increase your chance of getting some really rare cancer according to a research paper, but if the risk increases from 15 in 100,000 to 16 in 100,000, the cause and effect are not as clear anymore even if the difference was in this study statistically significant.

Then, it's also about the treatability of a cancer. Some cancers are all but curable: the five-year survival rate of breast cancer patients getting it this year (as opposed to comparing to historical survival data which might lag 10-30 years behind state of the art treatments) was recently estimated by the local university hospital to be upwards of 98%. Meanwhile, lung cancer five-year survival rate is still on the average 15%...

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« Reply #288 on: 08-03-2012, 00:03:39 »
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD]

[/serious]

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #289 on: 08-03-2012, 00:03:31 »
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Holy fucking cunt!  Awesome video.  I can't believe I actually watched a vid in krout speak for 10 min the whole way though.  Nice job.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #290 on: 08-03-2012, 00:03:14 »
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD]

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Now that is awesome. People forget you silly mass effects  ;D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #293 on: 08-03-2012, 02:03:44 »
Trying to make Fuchs cry are we?
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« Reply #294 on: 08-03-2012, 02:03:17 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ&feature=relmfu

I will happily kill it again and again, and again. Then put the revive code...and kill it again and again and again and so on and so on. Until I get bored, then kill it again, then see if there's any other mod for the other ponies and begin my new fun.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #296 on: 08-03-2012, 10:03:23 »
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD]

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Turn-based? FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Also, looks much better than the crappy first-person shooter that was also in the making (set in the 50's).

But "the most elite fighting force"? When I last played any of the original games, at the beginning my soldiers could not hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside... :P

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #297 on: 08-03-2012, 10:03:12 »
Trying to make Fuchs cry are we?
I will tell mother.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #299 on: 08-03-2012, 12:03:31 »
I'm just waiting and hoping for another SWAT game. <3