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Title: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-02-2012, 19:02:55
Continued from I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=4867.0)

Previous thread was closed for the following two reasons:
If after a few days there is much uproar, I can merge the two threads together.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 07-02-2012, 19:02:44
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-02-2012, 20:02:00
I guess the other one started becoming laggy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 07-02-2012, 20:02:55
Maybe a 500 page limit that we where about to break?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 07-02-2012, 20:02:14
lol 500 Page limit x´D

Check Picture thread has ~583
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 07-02-2012, 20:02:22
Well this one sucks 5 posts and no joke :(

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/215/30.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 07-02-2012, 21:02:36

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/215/30.jpg)
One of the funniest part of South Park ever indeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcbgclG4_A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 07-02-2012, 22:02:09
That episode was epic  ;D

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/134/20.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/134/25.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-02-2012, 00:02:58
It must have something to do with the Interwebz 2.0. This thread is probably ready for the Interwebz 2.0, while the other is not.

(http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/laffing-interwebz.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 08-02-2012, 01:02:26
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9066371/Last-surviving-veteran-of-First-World-War-dies-aged-110.html


Last WW1 vet has died.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 08-02-2012, 02:02:36
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9066371/Last-surviving-veteran-of-First-World-War-dies-aged-110.html


Last WW1 vet has died.

OH WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW FUNNY!

Why is this in a joke thread?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-02-2012, 02:02:11
this is also the "I went to the internet and found this" thread
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 08-02-2012, 03:02:33
this is also the "I went to the internet and found this" thread

Everyone just post jokes, I suggest we stay doing that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 08-02-2012, 06:02:17
If it was only a joke thread, it would be called "I went on the internet and found this joke/overused meme/youtube video thread," or something along those lines. As its not, and I'd rather not bother the mods by starting a whole new thread, I decided to make this one.

Not only does it save work for the mods, it can fit in this thread, and per the usual "(name here) has died" threads with the occasional asshat posting about not caring that they died, and generally starting flamewars in said threads, those that do post such comments can scroll past this and ignore it. Such is the beauty of this particular thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 08-02-2012, 08:02:09
Tired of boring or cheesy army ads?

Check out the Gabonese Army Engineer Corps TV commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvFmuWd_NQw) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 08-02-2012, 09:02:31
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things

Me too. Can we have an explanation, instead of the usual you-don't-need-to-know-thread-closed remark.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 08-02-2012, 11:02:24
Tired of boring or cheesy army ads?

Check out the Gabonese Army Engineer Corps TV commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvFmuWd_NQw) :D
hah nice
But is that a fly on their logo?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 08-02-2012, 11:02:20
hah nice
But is that a fly on their logo?

You got summit against flys? 0.<
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: spartanlegend on 08-02-2012, 12:02:58
Ah Gabon, leading the way in military public relations.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Knitschi on 08-02-2012, 13:02:19
Thank you for teaching me a lesson in geography. Until now I did not even know that there is a nation called gabon....
But their millitary sure is cool  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-02-2012, 16:02:54
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things

Me too. Can we have an explanation, instead of the usual you-don't-need-to-know-thread-closed remark.
See the modified first post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 16:02:52
This is an outrage! The plebeians don't take kindly to this behaviour!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 08-02-2012, 17:02:49
Why did you do this EU...? I like having a big one so I can go back through it and look at things

Me too. Can we have an explanation, instead of the usual you-don't-need-to-know-thread-closed remark.
See the modified first post.

Thank you, perfectly understandable. I thought it was the farfetched meme discussion to be honest.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:14
I thought it was Paasky's semi-gay comment on my video ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-02-2012, 17:02:41
What is "semi-gay"? Is that between "metro-sexual" and "ultra-gay"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2012, 17:02:30
What is "semi-gay"?
VonMudra.

*runs away* ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 17:02:09
No, 'ultra-gay' is beyond 'gay' and 'really-gay'. 'semi-gay' comes just before 'closet-gay'. After that you have 'gay'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-02-2012, 17:02:51
So for our all understanding:

Gayness (-)(-)(-)

Straight
Metro
Semi-Gay
Closet-Gay
Gay
Really-Gay
Ultra-Gay

Gayness (+)(+)(+)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:26
Personally I use the terms 'sparkling' and 'flaming' instead of 'really-gay' and 'ultra-gay'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 17:02:58
Yes, I like to use those too but for beginners it is hard to remember which comes first.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 08-02-2012, 17:02:42
So for our all understanding:

Gayness (-)(-)(-)

Straight
Metro
VonMudra
Semi-Gay
Closet-Gay
Gay
Really-Gay
Ultra-Gay

Gayness (+)(+)(+)
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:00
Oh, vM is waay past that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-02-2012, 17:02:32
I left some room intentionally so he can sign in himself. However we are still missing "bi" and "bi-curious" in the list.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2012, 17:02:39
From now on this thread shall be serious.
































(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/serious_business.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 17:02:09
I left some room intentionally so he can sign in himself. However we are still missing "bi" and "bi-curious" in the list.

Well, yeah. Bi and bi-curious shouldn't be on that list. That list is reserved for fudge packers only.

@Thor: http://zverige.com/kingkong/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-02-2012, 18:02:50
So for our all understanding:

Gayness (-)(-)(-)

Straight
Metro
VonMudra
Semi-Gay
Closet-Gay
Gay
Really-Gay
Ultra-Gay

Gayness (+)(+)(+)
;D

I am bi, and have a boyfriend so...kinda hard to find where I would be placed on that list :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-02-2012, 18:02:13
You belong on the place "Awesome-Bi gay trustworthy shrink"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-02-2012, 18:02:56
You would just be 'gay' since you are open about it and you do not dress fabulously. Even bi-sexual is gay in this list, perhaps in future our skilled researchers and scientists will make more lists for male homosexuals, female lesbians, both bisexuals and male lesbians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-02-2012, 18:02:48
Personally I use the term 'sparkling' ... instead of 'really-gay' ...
Erm, it's not correct to put gays into soda-streams any more Biiviz.

Anyhow:
(http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-02-2012, 18:02:50
Looks awesome, but i cant help but feel it is a bit wasteful to make.

http://youtu.be/LgsDWb0orSQ


Some sewer gas
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-explosive-manhole.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 08-02-2012, 19:02:55
LIAM NEESON & PATRICK STEWART: Battle of the Action Figures (The Graham Norton Show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EQ0uVtmw2M&feature=player_embedded


I just shit myself, thats so awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-02-2012, 22:02:12
LIAM NEESON & PATRICK STEWART: Battle of the Action Figures (The Graham Norton Show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EQ0uVtmw2M&feature=player_embedded


I just shit myself, thats so awesome!
Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart, Graham Norton, ALAN DAVIES!?

I knew that show was awesome, but how can televisions withstand awesomeness of that magnitude?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 08-02-2012, 22:02:53
Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart, Graham Norton, ALAN DAVIES!?

I knew that show was awesome, but how can televisions withstand awesomeness of that magnitude?

(http://www.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/ancient-aliens-th_0.jpg)

Because the new thread was missing it... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-02-2012, 22:02:44
Eggs! Yumm  :P     FAKE EGGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA)  :o :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-02-2012, 22:02:28
Eggs! Yumm  :P     FAKE EGGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA)  :o :-X

Bastards :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-02-2012, 00:02:45
Eggs! Yumm  :P     FAKE EGGS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0US7JEfhsrA)  :o :-X

I lol'd

Something more serious from North Korea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgMeunuviE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgMeunuviE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 09-02-2012, 02:02:15
Meanwhile...
(https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Meanwhile-in-Romania.jpeg)
in Czech Republic

They have snow high heels, quite usefull
And the guy doing sled dog with only 1 dog in the background...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 09-02-2012, 12:02:40
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/589217_scale_of_universe_enhanced.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 09-02-2012, 12:02:57
WTF of the day:
Meet one of the lesser known candidates for the upcoming US presidential election:Vermin Supreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

Truly....WTF?!  ;D
I think, I´d vote for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKszduiK8E&feature=related). :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 09-02-2012, 14:02:56
Not sure where to post this, but this thread seems to be the most suitable

http://www.screened.com/news/star-wars-imperial-fleet-an-historical-pattern-of-errors/3421/

Nice article mirroring events in Star Wars' Imperial Navy with real life German naval errors/happenings. You do probably have to have an affinity with the SW movies to "get" this though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 09-02-2012, 15:02:28
WTF of the day:
Meet one of the lesser known candidates for the upcoming US presidential election:Vermin Supreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

Truly....WTF?!  ;D
I think, I´d vote for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKszduiK8E&feature=related). :D
Hahahaha! That bit about zombie-power was hilarious.
I'd vote for him right away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-02-2012, 15:02:56
Almost as cool as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Miklas on 09-02-2012, 18:02:34
WTF of the day:
Meet one of the lesser known candidates for the upcoming US presidential election:Vermin Supreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DFXXAuDK1Ao)

Truly....WTF?!  ;D
I think, I´d vote for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jKszduiK8E&feature=related). :D
I sense this guy is part of a grass-root non-official Ron Paul campaign since he is basically mocking "big government" (also the Revolution sign is a give-away).   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 09-02-2012, 18:02:44
Actually he's not.  He's been running as a democratic candidate for awhile now, and is a performance artist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-02-2012, 19:02:45
(http://i.imgur.com/dF00m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 09-02-2012, 19:02:45
Wow.

That strip just blew my mind.

So good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-02-2012, 20:02:07
Tiny cunt face Raven had it coming.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 09-02-2012, 22:02:27
Loved it  8)

Meanwhile:

(http://static02.mediaite.com/gossipcop/uploads/2012/02/Schwarzenegger-Stallone.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 10-02-2012, 00:02:54
Meanwhile...
(https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Meanwhile-in-Romania.jpeg)

Seen that before. They look like this here:

(http://www.wdr.de/tv/westpol/sendungsbeitraege/2011/0313/img/strassenstrich_400q.jpg)


Well, seriously:

Smith & Jones "Nazi Generals" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 10-02-2012, 00:02:14
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/8a755_qaghv.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 10-02-2012, 08:02:08
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/m/o3i/743s/208489/913152137.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 10-02-2012, 12:02:54
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30seconds, then look up at your wall  :o

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e285/Natty_Wallo/424113_353042044715479_100000290589950_1368728_295689069_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-02-2012, 12:02:12
Or be a nerd and use photoshop:
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4778/18455798.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-02-2012, 12:02:53
Here's something for Muddy and all the other furries out there...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6685265/best-of-dorkly-mario-is-a-furry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 10-02-2012, 17:02:43
http://www.skoften.net/index/video/jezelf_klaar_stomen_voor_het_weekend

Friends this guy has none
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GuinNess on 10-02-2012, 18:02:43
Today on the way back from Waterloo (B) to Luxembourg I spotted this

(http://s14.postimage.org/knekp6fml/IMG_0039.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/knekp6fml/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2012, 19:02:23
Today on the way back from Waterloo (B) to Luxembourg I spotted this

(http://s14.postimage.org/knekp6fml/IMG_0039.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/knekp6fml/)
it seems i am not the only spy
(http://tf2chan.net/projects/src/131332337067.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-02-2012, 21:02:39
Here's something for Muddy and all the other furries out there...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6685265/best-of-dorkly-mario-is-a-furry

Wow, that's creepy. :U
*Puts Snowtail on his block list*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 10-02-2012, 22:02:18
Today on the way back from Waterloo (B) to Luxembourg I spotted this

(http://s14.postimage.org/knekp6fml/IMG_0039.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/knekp6fml/)

How many accidents happen there? Awesome pic  ;D

And damn that monkey, fuck  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 11-02-2012, 04:02:59
Facebook parenting


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kl1ujzRidmU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 11-02-2012, 10:02:56
http://oi40.tinypic.com/1q6d1i.jpg

I say , that is very accurated  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-02-2012, 10:02:32
http://oi40.tinypic.com/1q6d1i.jpg

I say , that is very accurated  ;D
hahaha

"Westren bully"
"Eastren bully"

so simple stated yet so funny  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 11-02-2012, 10:02:01
"Wrinkled bully"

(http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 11-02-2012, 10:02:07
Classic commercial, classic song, classic phrase.

'Sales are down'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3g7xbo9GY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 11-02-2012, 11:02:43
I just gotta post this again. Even if you haven't seen War Horse yet. It's still damn funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAIPe8knkBs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-02-2012, 15:02:46
http://oi40.tinypic.com/1q6d1i.jpg

I say , that is very accurated  ;D
hahaha

"Westren bully"
"Eastren bully"

so simple stated yet so funny  ;D

"Low class holidays"

Yep, pretty accurate I'd say...  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 11-02-2012, 18:02:45
Personally I use the term 'sparkling' ... instead of 'really-gay' ...
Erm, it's not correct to put gays into soda-streams any more Biiviz.

Anyhow:
(http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png)

Sounds like the South. The sad thing is, most of these things aren't sarcastic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-02-2012, 23:02:47
How you get a demon out of a cell phone  :o  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFCx1xO88o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFCx1xO88o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-02-2012, 01:02:09
Facebook parenting


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kl1ujzRidmU

The Bones - Psycho Dad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfPjxUU0g9o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 12-02-2012, 08:02:49
http://bagfullofwrong.co.uk/bagfullofwords/2009/05/synso2/

One of the best arcade games ever...and free!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 12-02-2012, 11:02:25
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m29073/720001854.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-02-2012, 18:02:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 12-02-2012, 19:02:45
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-and-push-to-skyrim.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-02-2012, 22:02:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj1MS1V81kE&list=UUQmBi3VNNovJhvpBiDL069A&index=7&feature=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 12-02-2012, 23:02:26
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/fu/avb/2qbc/411922/914200047.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 13-02-2012, 17:02:21
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Thread: For everyone who hated this movie...    
by NetHandleWampa1 17 hours ago (Sun Feb 12 2012 15:36:29)    
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The Phantom Menace is coming out in 3D!

Re: For everyone who hated this movie...    
by sandrock41 15 hours ago (Sun Feb 12 2012 17:01:56)    
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It's funny because you would think that the person who would hate a movie like this, would absolutely love a movie like the phantom menace because they are so opposite in quality.

Re: For everyone who hated this movie...    
by NetHandleWampa1 12 hours ago (Sun Feb 12 2012 20:38:28)    
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That is point of the joke.

_________
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 13-02-2012, 18:02:53
Ahh, IMDB boards. You can hardly find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, ie. trolling and stupidity.

But then again, it still works as a rough spoiler aggregate if you don't have the time to follow aicn, comingsoon, shh, IGN Movies (former FilmForce) and so on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-02-2012, 18:02:33
Ahh, IMDB boards. You can hardly find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, ie. trolling and stupidity.

Pfft. Take the comment section of pretty much any site; Youtube, tpb, 9gag, iltalehti... they're all filled with idiots.


/Edit: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

I guess they really are running out of ideas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-02-2012, 00:02:20
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

I guess they really are running out of ideas.

Sorry to say: They ran out of ideas 40 years ago. But as long as you're young, everything seems to be fresh and new. Until you're fed up....and old. Next thing coming will be a gap of decades in which you don't see any cinema from the inside. Until you start watching that stuff your parents like to watch currently. But then...you're really old.

OMGOMG. I'm getting old! :'(

(http://theworkingcaregiver.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/getting-older.jpg)

(http://jmanandmillerbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/getting-old1.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-02-2012, 12:02:48
(http://i.imgur.com/ZJG4j.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/v7Bgv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/vvOo9.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Qjw1o.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/CfSwf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 14-02-2012, 18:02:26
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-hawkface.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-02-2012, 01:02:34
World exclusive: Inside the Dotcom mansion (Kim Schmitz) (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/image.cfm?c_id=5&gal_objectid=10784385&gallery_id=123669#8570000)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-02-2012, 10:02:25
Guess who's back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-elFqYXt_R0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-02-2012, 18:02:28
After Hollywood destroyed the vampire genre with that abomination called "Twillight", they´re going to do the same thing to the Zombie genre (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/).
After following the love story of a sparkling vampire and his girlfriend who looks like a cow all the time, are you ready for a romance between a zombie and a living chick?



Seriously, isn´t that necrophilia? o0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-02-2012, 18:02:09
After Hollywood destroyed the vampire genre with that abomination called "Twillight", they´re going to do the same thing to the Zombie genre (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/).
After following the love story of a sparkling vampire and his girlfriend who looks like a cow all the time, are you ready for a romance between a zombie and a living chick?



Seriously, isn´t that necrophilia? o0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 15-02-2012, 18:02:40
So the Hollywood remake of Nekromantik (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093608/) is finally on its way? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 15-02-2012, 23:02:58
(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/191/48.jpg)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/191/55.jpg)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/191/59.jpg)

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/13.jpg)

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/42.jpg)

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/48.jpg)
Poor zeno  ;D

(http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/190/51.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-02-2012, 00:02:55
Guess who's back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-elFqYXt_R0

I can't listen to her. She got ADHD in a terminal stage. My mind automatically switches into stand-by mode. No information being processed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 16-02-2012, 02:02:25
I fooled around with a girl that sounded like her ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 16-02-2012, 02:02:13

/Edit: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

I guess they really are running out of ideas.
It's based on an actually half-decent book, although looking at the trailer, they have made some major story changes.

BTW I'm back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 16-02-2012, 02:02:41
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-hawkface.gif)
BANG! BANG! BANG!
(It's duck hunting season).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 16-02-2012, 04:02:01
anybody remember this ? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM
 
now in 4E201 we have this  XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWt--6cz7A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-02-2012, 14:02:45
Finally found one of these that was funny.


(http://i.imgur.com/QNK7p.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 16-02-2012, 20:02:19
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-hawkface.gif)
I really did laugh out loud here. Hate the duck-mouth

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/402761_10150544195651996_718876995_9304393_41046711_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-02-2012, 12:02:13
John Cleese and the YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Afv3U_ysc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-02-2012, 13:02:15
They're back for more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlHmFeQvIXY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlHmFeQvIXY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-02-2012, 18:02:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-02-2012, 18:02:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eu_Vvnh6ko

wait...there was somebody behind this chick the entire time? What's wrong with people?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 17-02-2012, 19:02:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw&feature=player_embedded
There gotta be a edited video with a trollface!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 17-02-2012, 19:02:46
@Cherokee Cory

Reminds me of the Burger-Scene in "Falling Down".   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc

That was his sister.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 19-02-2012, 01:02:42
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/700b7_payback.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 19-02-2012, 12:02:44
Hahaha revenge of the Doggy! ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-02-2012, 18:02:11
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 19-02-2012, 18:02:49
hahaha ice skating v2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1V8HFfpTE&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF1V8HFfpTE&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-02-2012, 22:02:14
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html

That was hilarious. They really should make a comedy out of this!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 19-02-2012, 22:02:51
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html

I wish I knew about all of that stuff while my grandfather was still alive; he served on the USS Iowa.  I wonder if he was aware/remembered any of that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 20-02-2012, 09:02:28
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm309mapRc1qfd5a4o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 20-02-2012, 12:02:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2750599_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-02-2012, 17:02:26
(http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest6/CRW_jay_a_reaction.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-02-2012, 18:02:27
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420220_303996576326745_100001492146431_824967_1109624622_n.jpg)

Playing pool on a ship.
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-gyroscopic-self-leveling-pool-table-on-a-cruise-ship.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-02-2012, 23:02:30
An 'oh fuck' moment:
(http://i.imgur.com/p13sh.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-02-2012, 01:02:37
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/game_ais.png)

I miss Calvinball. :>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-02-2012, 17:02:19
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420220_303996576326745_100001492146431_824967_1109624622_n.jpg)
Here college is pretty cheap...

Anyway Calvinball <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-02-2012, 18:02:44
Same here, IIRC €533 to register for a full year.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 21-02-2012, 18:02:07
Jesus H Christ.. I pay 1055 for a single year and it isn't even college-level. College level is even more expensive and after that you have university which is even more expensive.

That said, I do get 875 a year from the government to 'fund' my study. So at the moment it is still quite.. affordable. But if I keep going to study like I plan to do it might turn out differently. Oh and the government wants to make it a debt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 21-02-2012, 18:02:53
Here in the USA, college is extremely fucking expensive?  Why?  Because almost everyone now goes to some kind of college, meaning that the student bodies are now tens of thousands of students at any one university.  Meanwhile, the government doles out student loans like crazy, which causes the public university system to raise it's rates, because it knows that the students will be able to afford whatever they raise it to.  Meanwhile, universities create useless departments and programs, educating people in Chicano Studies, Women's Liberation studies, Art History, etc, all things that have literally no job market, or use in the world, and should not be a the focus point they have become in school.  All this is expensive.  And so, when my parents were able to pay their way to a MBA and a Doctorate just by working minimum wage jobs, I now am saddled with over $30,000 in debt just for my BA.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 21-02-2012, 19:02:51
In sweden, all university-level education is free. Oh wait, you get around 200€ every month, to that you can add 600€ in a loan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 21-02-2012, 19:02:42
Oh yah, and did I mention that the public universities spend money like crazy?  UC Berkeley, a few years ago, spent over 1 billion dollars on a new bus transit system.  When my friend who went there tried to board it, he was denied entry.  Upon asking why, he was told that the new bus system was only for medical students.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 21-02-2012, 19:02:57
Also State governments in the US think since universities generate their own revenues, they can help the states with the debt. That is happening here in Wisconsin, the state government has given nearly 50% of the state debt to the universities because as they said themselves "you guys can just raise tuition and pay off our debt". So tuition rates go up as well. Like mudra, I have 25000 in debt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-02-2012, 20:02:40
25 000? What the fuck is this shit? My College entry is 170$. Now I have my material to pay, etc. So it's around 300$. With my College degree I will be able to go work in :

Animation
3D modelling
Texturing
Mapping

Ok, it's 190$ for my first session, 39$ in there is for the College inscription. Then the 300$ ~ for the material, etc.

Then it falls back to 158 $ ~ each session for 3 years.

At the end of my study, I guess I will have paid like maximum 2200$. Also I can get loans and grants so I could buy a Laptop and such.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 21-02-2012, 20:02:34
Since my new state government has abolished tuition fees, I only pay 98 Euros per semester for adminstration fees. Before that we had 500 Euros tuition fees plus 98 Euros, so around 600 Euros per semester.
Not a lot, compared to the rest of Central Europe/USA/Australia, but not as good as those darn Scandinavians with their Socialist wellfare state that even gives university students money! ^^
Fortunately I have lots of money left from the army, so paying university education will be relatively easy.

I pity everyone who leaves university and has to work the first few years to pay off loan debts. :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 21-02-2012, 20:02:41
Enough of this, wrong thread.

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/trolling%20gifs/grand/jay_troll_gif.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-02-2012, 20:02:53
lol I just found a video of what I'm going to do, same formation, same College.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCPQ9E_6rg&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 22-02-2012, 06:02:17
Universities in Argentina are free :).

Anyways:

IF you played Age of Empires....

(http://g.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/8627814.jpg)

(http://c.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/8671746.jpg)

(http://a.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/11456512.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 22-02-2012, 06:02:27
Universities in Argentina are free :).

Anyways:

IF you played Age of Empires....

(http://g.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/8627814.jpg)


A villager? It always sounded like a guy hitting a joint heavily. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh hooooooooooo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-02-2012, 06:02:34
Just one more swerve.

...Meanwhile, universities create useless departments and programs, educating people in Chicano Studies, Women's Liberation studies, Art History, etc, all things that have literally no job market, or use in the world, and should not be a the focus point they have become in school. ...

vM have you read Not For Profit by Martha Nussbaum. It has helped me to get rid of my prejudice in that direction. :)

Anyhow BTT:
(http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/12/02/err/pic1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 22-02-2012, 07:02:23
Some students found a strange antique scroll in japan. Hegassen Emaki (or the Fart Battle Scroll).

(http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029_p0014.jpg)
(http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029_p0023.jpg)


These are just 2 out of 29 pictures of the scroll, the rest can be found here
http://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho/chi04/chi04_01029/chi04_01029.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 22-02-2012, 08:02:01
^ So that was the "divine wind" that stopped the Mongols!  That explains a lot... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-02-2012, 11:02:53
That's just normal Japanese fart porn, just a lot older. I bet they can find ones with tentacle rape if they search hard enough.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 22-02-2012, 12:02:09
That's just normal Japanese fart porn, just a lot older. I bet they can find ones with tentacle rape if they search hard enough.
Like this one from 1814?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg/320px-Tako_to_ama_retouched.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-02-2012, 13:02:41
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/do_not_piss.jpg)

Sick dolphins.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-02-2012, 14:02:49
God, now I don't know what's more disturbing...  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 22-02-2012, 16:02:55
LOL

I would like to meet the first guy who decided to pee on a dolphin...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-02-2012, 17:02:30
Snow shovelling can be fun: http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI (http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 23-02-2012, 00:02:37
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/58655_mc9rs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 23-02-2012, 00:02:27
Woah, what happened to Anderson? Tired of healthy food?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-02-2012, 00:02:12
Snow shovelling can be fun: http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI (http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI)
Apparently it snows like 12 feet in Italy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 23-02-2012, 01:02:57
Woah, what happened to Anderson? Tired of healthy food?

'Shopped.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 23-02-2012, 05:02:06
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198051-1/Fighter-plane-dives-close-call.gif)

Is...that a P-39...?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-02-2012, 06:02:18
Holy shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 23-02-2012, 06:02:47
Snow shovelling can be fun: http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI (http://youtu.be/t8XoYihr6rI)

Now thats the reason of why i want snow in my country!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 24-02-2012, 02:02:10
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198051-1/Fighter-plane-dives-close-call.gif)

Is...that a P-39...?!
Looks more like a Yak-9 to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 24-02-2012, 07:02:42
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt5z8ovKUt1r4djt4o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 24-02-2012, 21:02:39
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-02-2012, 21:02:50
Baw :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 24-02-2012, 21:02:13
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)

It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 25-02-2012, 00:02:21
It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Just me or does this line of text really sum up the typical FH2 player?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 25-02-2012, 01:02:52
I fucking love explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 25-02-2012, 01:02:33
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/198051-1/Fighter-plane-dives-close-call.gif)

Is...that a P-39...?!
Whaa! A miracle that even the propeller didn't get clipped
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 25-02-2012, 08:02:21
They might have to clean pilots seat after that one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 25-02-2012, 09:02:27
The Office US has some moments...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVsDIv98TA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 25-02-2012, 11:02:42
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422417_310459092345343_100001437638267_851048_733009868_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 25-02-2012, 11:02:43
I fucking love explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/
My God,this is amuzing ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 25-02-2012, 13:02:00
 
They might have to clean pilots seat after that one.

I don;t think so.

If that guy could control the plane at that level, then he obviously didn't poop his pants

(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)

It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)


Just look at the pilot's face
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 25-02-2012, 14:02:24
This has got to be the best thing ever posted in this thread and the one before! NYA... NYARGH!

Hey! The 2nd guy in the Stuka is sitting the wrong way around.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-02-2012, 14:02:18
This has got to be the best thing ever posted in this thread and the one before! NYA... NYARGH!

Hey! The 2nd guy in the Stuka is sitting the wrong way around.

It's actually a repost from the 1st thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-02-2012, 15:02:18
I fucking love explosions!

http://devastatingexplosions.com/

I feel powerful  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 25-02-2012, 20:02:02
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2853107_460s.jpg)

I laughed out loud!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-02-2012, 21:02:05
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2928636_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-02-2012, 22:02:06
Thanks for posting, like so many never heard of heroes, that gave me a good feeling. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 26-02-2012, 00:02:41
(http://webcafe.net.hr/2012/01/27/0706007.63.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rustysteel on 26-02-2012, 01:02:42
stupid cat song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNNvLrqFN8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-02-2012, 02:02:17
It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Just me or does this line of text really sum up the typical FH2 player?  ;D

On a second thought, Bf-109 does not have 2 seats, so that funny conversation couldn't have taken place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chariot on 26-02-2012, 10:02:46
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)
I see a symbol that should not be seen.

Any-who, Full Metal Disney; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 26-02-2012, 10:02:59
It made laugh that bad that I almost fell of my chair! AWESOME  ;D (Although a BF-109 would have been more suitable for Air-to-Air combat)
Just me or does this line of text really sum up the typical FH2 player?  ;D

On a second thought, Bf-109 does not have 2 seats, so that funny conversation couldn't have taken place.
Bf-110.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-02-2012, 11:02:07
BF-108. Just saying.


Edit:
(http://www.grifonosso.com/wp-content/uploads/asoiaf.clas_.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 26-02-2012, 23:02:40
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nyan-cat-rainbow-comic.jpg)
I see a symbol that should not be seen.

Any-who, Full Metal Disney; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
Mmmh I think swatiskas are fine in historical or comedy scenarios, no? Otherwise we should remove all Iron Sky videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 26-02-2012, 23:02:44
Iron Sky is art. Besides, it premiered in Berlin.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-02-2012, 01:02:46
(http://i.imgur.com/u7yWk.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 27-02-2012, 05:02:40
LOL!

(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ren_and_stimpy_csbg_by_stejam13-d4no92f-500x656.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 27-02-2012, 13:02:07
(http://i.imgur.com/u7yWk.gif)

That's brilliant ROTFL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-02-2012, 22:02:54
That GIF is from an advertisement.
http://youtu.be/ggg3C87UVCY



(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/426874_10151318410735459_891284964_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-02-2012, 22:02:54
(http://i.imgur.com/lBOGv.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 28-02-2012, 04:02:09
After Iron Sky, we will have Soviet Dogs comming from outer space!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-02-2012, 08:02:36
He's red, but it looks like he has an open bill with the guys who sent him up there. (judging from the last picture) ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-02-2012, 15:02:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs

I love how he made that voice without speech filterer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-02-2012, 21:02:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs

I love how he made that voice without speech filterer.
and he lives in Columbus!  last year he was all the rage here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 29-02-2012, 14:02:43
(http://i.imgur.com/sItXj.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-03-2012, 01:03:02
(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/fo-shizzle-nizzle.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 01-03-2012, 17:03:42
Teenage Mutant Ninja.... Bear?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I3SYg8JVxA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 01-03-2012, 17:03:40
Teenage Mutant Ninja.... Bear?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I3SYg8JVxA

No, that's Flippy showing us his ninja banhammer skills :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-03-2012, 17:03:54
Training for Grizzly Hunt season 3.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 01-03-2012, 18:03:18
Amazing advert for The Guardian's open journalism

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDGrfhJH1P4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 02-03-2012, 00:03:39
^ lol'd

Not really funny, but most spectacular gaming news today where the rumors about Baldur's Gate. Nothing official, but therefor the more rumors. Looks like Baldur's Gate gets relaunched for iOS, thus you can play it on an iPad with touchscreen. Details:

http://www.baldursgate.com
http://www.gamebanshee.com/news/107098-baldurs-gate-website-surfaces-announcement-coming-soon.html

This made the rumors about Doom 4 almost secondary, IMHO:
http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2012/02/rumor-doom-4-cancelled-leaked.html

Plus: It covered up the announcement of Sim City 5 as well:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=35585202
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-03-2012, 00:03:00
Baldur's Gate HD remake perhaps? Could the world handle it?

I'm not sure.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 02-03-2012, 01:03:54
Baldur's Gate HD remake perhaps? Could the world handle it?

I'm not sure.

Former Bioware developer Trent Oster recently twittered something that indicates an iOS title.

http://twitter.com/#!/TrentOster/status/170634043753381888/photo/1

Plus: They stated that they're not involved in the upcoming relaunch of Baldur's Gate on Steam.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-03-2012, 21:03:20
(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/colbert-bible.jpg)

(http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/flamingos-wifi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 03-03-2012, 00:03:39
We all love cats video, so heres one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4StzNTpNls&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-03-2012, 01:03:58
Octodad - One of the more stranger games out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KJTS3bYIs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-03-2012, 02:03:29
We all love cats video, so heres one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4StzNTpNls&feature=share

Some of the related videos aren't bad either.


Octodad - One of the more stranger games out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4KJTS3bYIs

And well, Octodad is probably a totally nuts game. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 03-03-2012, 04:03:48
 Sing with Freddie

(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4f4d1dbe494aa10bfa000017/Freddie1.jpg)(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4f4d1dd2494aa10bfa000018/Freddie2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 03-03-2012, 06:03:13
Oh Freddie :( I miss you so much. A giant and a legend may died in body...but his legend will live on forever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 03-03-2012, 11:03:26
Kevin Bacon is pissed off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCO-YkDgnY

(The movie is Footloose and it's epic)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2012, 12:03:13
Have some epic flippy bears


(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3072170_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3088035_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 03-03-2012, 17:03:23
Kevin Bacon is pissed off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCO-YkDgnY

(The movie is Footloose and it's epic)

I prefer this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LsiJHiDjc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 06:03:21
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3095477_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-03-2012, 07:03:00
Poetic Justice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 04-03-2012, 09:03:55
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m50215/926901654.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2012, 10:03:46
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m50215/926901654.jpg)
hahaha  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 10:03:36
The same as 'Pen' in German.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2012, 10:03:03
The same as 'Pen' in German.
KUGELSCHREIBER
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 10:03:28
Old stuffs from Biiviz,

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/97949.png)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/moonbase.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-03-2012, 10:03:27
Don´t copy that floppy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&feature=player_embedded#!). Even the 90s computer games industry seemed to have had terrible problems with software pirates, but instead of punishing their costumers with annoying DRMs, they made this propaganda, sorry, educational video. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 04-03-2012, 11:03:40
Don´t copy that floppy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&feature=player_embedded#!). Even the 90s computer games industry seemed to have had terrible problems with software pirates, but instead of punishing their costumers with annoying DRMs, they made this propaganda, sorry, educational video. ^^
Couple of years back it got a sequel, which honestly is way more lame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCyvw4w_yk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-03-2012, 11:03:23
Don´t copy that floppy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&feature=player_embedded#!). Even the 90s computer games industry seemed to have had terrible problems with software pirates, but instead of punishing their costumers with annoying DRMs, they made this propaganda, sorry, educational video. ^^
I guess this was successful. No one is copying floppies anymore, after all
Tetris was made by Soviets, it belongs to everyone.

epic comments are epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 04-03-2012, 12:03:07
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/party-fails-after-this-is-why-we-respect-cultural-differences.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 04-03-2012, 14:03:05
The same as 'Pen' in German.
KUGELSCHREIBER

At least you know how it works then. It translates to "Ball Scriber" and as we all know there is a tiny ball that´s letting the ink through the peak.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 04-03-2012, 14:03:28
Well, the proper term in english would be ballpoint-pen. While a "pen" traditionally is one that you dip in ink.
So that comparison pen = kugelschreiber is fails.

At least that's what I just thought up on the fly now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-03-2012, 14:03:58
I guess this was successful. No one is copying floppies anymore, after all
Tetris was made by Soviets, it belongs to everyone.

epic comments are epic

I think piracy certainly didn't "kill" the game industry but it has made it switch to different business models (that's it "free to play" microtransaction based games in which every year the price of a pixel is increasing) and has raised the prices of AAA titles while forcing indie games into competitive pricing to make a breakthrough. It has also increased the need for annoying DRM systems that (mostly) fail to stop pirates but certainly make life harder for the legal buyers.

All in all I think piracy cannot be stopped, and honestly I don't even think all the big companies want to completely end it as it is, after all free advertising of their products.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2012, 14:03:26
All in all I think piracy cannot be stopped, and honestly I don't even think all the big companies want to completely end it as it is, after all free advertising of their products.

It is different across different companies.

But I think they mostly wanted to kill piracy. It is not a free advertising or such. But there are some business that profited from piracy, namely the DRM companies and other self-proclaiming IP security consulting companies. These semi-charlatan profiteers are good for nothing that increase the cost of software distribution. Like war-mongering weapons manufacturer, as long as there is bad things going on, they are happy to sell their stuff to software companies to fight the piracy with what is seemingly a useless tool.

One of my best ideas to fight it is to somehow "be-friend" the pirates themselves. Let them pirate your software, and you know it, but you can offer the end-users ways to legitimate the pirated copies. Just like Microsoft did with unlicensed Windows copies, you can just buy the license online, bang not a pirated software in an instant!

In order for this to work, they have to limit the distribution of software fixes/patches/updates. So let there be stingy people or clueless noobs or true pirates out there using outdated/buggy products of yours, nobody can't claim software company's money from them. But those with morale calls can somehow contribute to your other revenues.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-03-2012, 15:03:33
Quote
But there are some business that profited from piracy, namely the DRM companies and other self-proclaiming IP security consulting companies. These semi-charlatan profiteers are good for nothing that increase the cost of software distribution. Like war-mongering weapons manufacturer, as long as there is bad things going on, they are happy to sell their stuff to software companies to fight the piracy with what is seemingly a useless tool.

obviously.

The best example from this is the notorious starforse  protection system. It is known for causing potential harm to your hardware, mainly your CD reader. And a while ago, a company decided to drop starforse as a protection mechanism for their games and you know what they did ? They published a hacked copy of a game on their mainsite as a free to download, to proof that they needed them to protect their software   
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 04-03-2012, 18:03:56
Can you guys please shut it about piracy? Post more jokes.

(http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wtf-photos-videos-childish-things.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-03-2012, 19:03:51
(http://i.imgur.com/ahOrF.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 04-03-2012, 20:03:25
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/gx/sxr/py8k/204003/927441621.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-03-2012, 00:03:45
SCHMETTERLING!  >:(
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Post by: :| Hi on 05-03-2012, 04:03:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Bdl6A.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 05-03-2012, 06:03:02
LOL!

(http://maneggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/superheros1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 05-03-2012, 08:03:52
SCHMETTERLING!  >:(

you mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 05-03-2012, 09:03:59
SCHMETTERLING!  >:(
you mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavP0o1TjeE)
No, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt3Y4eo52Es (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt3Y4eo52Es)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 12:03:48


The official Brony Sky trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NblF_xjuFjY

Haters gonna hate, but this is actually pretty well made.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-03-2012, 14:03:08
meh, this one is way better made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbAT1wzS8U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 15:03:24
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-03-2012, 15:03:52
because reasons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-03-2012, 16:03:28
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/5f863c0a9e92a403f60232e461c54bf3/34681%20-%20applejack%20love_and_tolerance%20love_and_tolerate%20meme.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 16:03:42
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 05-03-2012, 17:03:06
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 17:03:03
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 05-03-2012, 18:03:54
http://www.justin.tv/loveandtolerance#/w/2712485264/3             ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 18:03:20
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
siben has a good photo for you you bastard!


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 18:03:21
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.

I don't hate some silly girls cartoon at all, I get sick of being spammed by it though. And I certainly dislike the fact grown up men are trying to be all cool and different (or whatever they are trying to reach with this) by spamming the entire internet with their silly pony show.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 05-03-2012, 18:03:16
These people need to be shot.  The good thing is that they are unable to breed and should die out in a generation.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6716898/my-little-brony
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 05-03-2012, 18:03:00
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.

I don't hate some silly girls cartoon at all, I get sick of being spammed by it though. And I certainly dislike the fact grown up men are trying to be all cool and different (or whatever they are trying to reach with this) by spamming the entire internet with their silly pony show.

It's just nerd fashion my dear Fuchs :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 18:03:45
Why you guys polluting this thread with pony-trash?
The suffering of the people with irrational hatred towards our equine friends makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I don't understand what's the deal with what appears to be a child's TV show? ???
Indeed. Why the hell hate a bloody cartoon so much. I'm not an expert but it appears to be better than 99% of the shit what is children's TV nowadays.

I don't hate some silly girls cartoon at all, I get sick of being spammed by it though. And I certainly dislike the fact grown up men are trying to be all cool and different (or whatever they are trying to reach with this) by spamming the entire internet with their silly pony show.
You cant deny that this show is awesome, its hundreds time better then todays crap

But ye

the ones who Buy the ponies, write poems, fanart, hold huge discussions about them

i mean
browse this site and it says enough

http://www.equestriadaily.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-03-2012, 18:03:39
What you midget-horse lovers look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-03-2012, 18:03:33
My stance on this:
(http://i.imgur.com/9649o.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Achtungsnow on 05-03-2012, 19:03:04
I came to this thread to see funny but instead I get an internet fight  :-\

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGCn7NmVoT2Sv3Pg555K6yn1yb4BrzTcK_PzpKF8sht1V3crWUG2-R9lJ2oQ)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2012, 19:03:07
Here's a cat and a hat to cheer you up <3

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/v9/2y8/f5oa/344960/928322123.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-03-2012, 19:03:46
;D Oh MLP, the lulz you give...

Too bad the Powerpuff Girls aren't a fad, that show was rad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 21:03:51
I came to this thread to see funny but instead I get an internet fight  :-\

Internet fight? How is sharing opinions a fight? It's not even a discussion since I'm not trying to convince anyone else of not being a brony/ponylover.

I could find myself in a powerpuff girl fanclub, that was actually a good show. Still is for that matter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 05-03-2012, 21:03:47
Internet fight? How is sharing opinions a fight? It's not even a discussion since I'm not trying to convince anyone else of not being a brony/ponylover.

How about not polluding the thread with offtopic stuff? There's pm's for that.

Also, I dislike the pony crap as well, spamming thousand of ponies on the internet. However, it's people's problem, not mine so I ignore it.

If it makes you feel better, you can post anti pony stuff and troll the brony lovers, because the bronies love to spam their ponnies everywhere, just like furries.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 21:03:51
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3134004_460s.jpg)

Flippy agrees with me on this one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 05-03-2012, 21:03:12
And they would dominate the shit out of today's "gangsters"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-03-2012, 21:03:07
They had special kinds of typewriters for writing people off.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-03-2012, 22:03:22
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/kitty_learns_your_secret.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 05-03-2012, 22:03:02
"Don't tell him Pike!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk)

Philip Madoc, German Sub Capt. passed away today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2012, 22:03:03
"Don't tell him Pike!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk)

Philip Madoc, German Sub Capt. passed away today.
CLASSIC

RIP!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-03-2012, 23:03:00
Badass picture, Theta. I love how the organized crime back then had class.. One day I'll have a violin case and a nice suit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 06-03-2012, 00:03:26
They had special kinds of typewriters for writing people off.
Typewriters with dinnerplates.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 06-03-2012, 01:03:13
i guess if you are into SC2 you will find this song funny :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_BuwU3prPw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 06-03-2012, 06:03:12
One of Norway's best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-03-2012, 15:03:31
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/015/157/633627321328648778-barrelrollyouredoingitwrong.jpg)

Well all of your understanding is wrong in first place.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/177/842/barrelroll2gatozumbi.gif?1316857742)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-facebook-fails-fact.jpg)

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqid2AbD11qb25dg.jpg)

OMG Salad tosser!

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljv0j2lowT1qb25dg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 06-03-2012, 16:03:40
The Last one made a lot of Geologists/Palaeontologists go LoL



Of course oil doesn't come from Dinosaurs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-03-2012, 18:03:37
Well, part of it, but it's minimal. Also it takes YEARS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-03-2012, 18:03:38
Well, part of it, but it's minimal. Also it takes YEARS
Literally dozens of years.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 06-03-2012, 19:03:41
Happy Warbears
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/928961239.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-03-2012, 19:03:15
My brothers, Slippy and Dippy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 06-03-2012, 19:03:51
What is it that makes waving bears so incredibly hilarious?

Saw someone in class watching Bill Dance again, that man never ceases to make me burst into laughter.

So for your amusement, I present the hilarious and brilliant Bill Dance! Applause, ladies and gentlemen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVwZ7Ymh3mo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 06-03-2012, 22:03:27
What is it that makes waving bears so incredibly hilarious?

Saw someone in class watching Bill Dance again, that man never ceases to make me burst into laughter.

So for your amusement, I present the hilarious and brilliant Bill Dance! Applause, ladies and gentlemen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVwZ7Ymh3mo
Awesome classic :) I can never tell wether it's fake or not...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-03-2012, 22:03:03
thats the beauty of Bill dance

you watch it

sometimes you think=fake
But for example the one where they try to land the boat into the water with the car....

Classic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 06-03-2012, 22:03:54
At first I was certain it was fake but for some reason mr. Dance looks like the man that would experience all this on a daily basis. And some things are too hilarious to be fake, the boat engine that gets loose. No comedy writer could've thought of that. Nowadays I genuinely believe it's real. Cheers for good health, Bill.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-03-2012, 23:03:14
(http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/49/449/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction_1838-l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 07-03-2012, 00:03:30
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gimctoMZ1qac8uho1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 07-03-2012, 03:03:03
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-03-2012, 03:03:31
Ah yes, we watched this in a German class in highschool.  Ever amazing <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 07-03-2012, 07:03:42
I can't remember how I found out about it, but first (and many times after) watched it on an Icelandic site as a .wmv. It was the first "viral" video in the group of people I knew :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 07-03-2012, 08:03:51
(http://koti.mbnet.fi/peksoft/wawstuff/viivi_wagner.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 07-03-2012, 08:03:04
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Holy fucking cunt!  Awesome video.  I can't believe I actually watched a vid in krout speak for 10 min the whole way though.  Nice job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-03-2012, 13:03:40
Well that's it, I'm never getting a job in a warehouse, cause with my luck I would probably end up like the dude that got sliced...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 17:03:40
Well that's it, I'm never getting a job in a warehouse, cause with my luck I would probably end up like the dude that got sliced...
or something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLVSbdW6Kak
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 07-03-2012, 18:03:22
At first I was certain it was fake but for some reason mr. Dance looks like the man that would experience all this on a daily basis. And some things are too hilarious to be fake, the boat engine that gets loose. No comedy writer could've thought of that. Nowadays I genuinely believe it's real. Cheers for good health, Bill.

Well put, I think so too, poor Bill. I like things too, doesn't necessarily mean I'm always good at them ;)

It's truly one of the funniest video collections on the planet. If Tommy Cooper was still alive, I doubt he would disagree.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-03-2012, 20:03:21
Kill or cure? (http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/)

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 21:03:12
(http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/not-now-im-pooping.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 07-03-2012, 22:03:55
Kill or cure? (http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/)

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Asbestos shouldn't be on that site in my opinion, some really nasty stuff. My mother occasionally did projects with old buildings that where changed, loads of asbestos. Though you need a specific bit of the asbestos inside your lungs. The odds are small but once you get something because of asbestos..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 22:03:22
When my uncle went to tear down asbestos filled buildings, they had to wear military gasmasks of certain types because they where only effective in filtering all the asbestos out of the air

very nasty shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 07-03-2012, 22:03:58
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2012, 22:03:46
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P
Yeah, a company nearby is also specialized in it (and they work together with dutch companies aswel)

I swear, the equipment i see is like some freakish futuristic stuff, but its dam well effective!

i then feel pity for the ones who do NOT have that equipment outside our beloved countries
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 07-03-2012, 22:03:49
Kill or cure? (http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/)

Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
100% of doctors/scientists agree that living causes cancer. Its also proven that committing a suicide stops aging, cures cancer and all other diseases.

No, seriously WTF.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 08-03-2012, 00:03:30
Herp. Yes, living causes cancer as eventually a cell replication will go wrong. However, carcinogens - like asbestos or tobacco smoke - cause cancer much faster and might also result in a more aggressive growth than "naturally" occurring cancer. Now, carcinogens have a wide range of lethality, as do the different types of cancer, which is often ignored by the sensationalist media, because "OMG THIS KILLZ" and "OMG THIS MAEK YOU LIVE LIEK 4EVA!" sell much better.

Say, one in five smokers gets lung cancer (those who escaped it have still a WTFHUEG risk of getting another cancer compared to nonsmokers), if you are not subjected to tobacco smoke or asbestos the risk of lung cancer is almost nil (statistics that show non-smokers getting lung cancer do not differentiate "passive smokers"). Then, some obscure food additive might increase your chance of getting some really rare cancer according to a research paper, but if the risk increases from 15 in 100,000 to 16 in 100,000, the cause and effect are not as clear anymore even if the difference was in this study statistically significant.

Then, it's also about the treatability of a cancer. Some cancers are all but curable: the five-year survival rate of breast cancer patients getting it this year (as opposed to comparing to historical survival data which might lag 10-30 years behind state of the art treatments) was recently estimated by the local university hospital to be upwards of 98%. Meanwhile, lung cancer five-year survival rate is still on the average 15%...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-03-2012, 00:03:39
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 08-03-2012, 00:03:31
I´m having holiday atm and came across this old video after years in the middle of the night. The Germans here will propably know this video already. But I found it with English subtitles so you others can enjoy it too. It´s a savety instruction for forklift-drivers named "Forklift-Driver Klaus". It´s well worth the watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

Holy fucking cunt!  Awesome video.  I can't believe I actually watched a vid in krout speak for 10 min the whole way though.  Nice job.

Violence brings together different cultures once more
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 08-03-2012, 00:03:14
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]

Now that is awesome. People forget you silly mass effects  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-03-2012, 02:03:53
Nice!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/auSo1MyWf8g?rel=0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-03-2012, 02:03:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-03-2012, 02:03:44
Trying to make Fuchs cry are we?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 08-03-2012, 02:03:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ&feature=relmfu

I will happily kill it again and again, and again. Then put the revive code...and kill it again and again and again and so on and so on. Until I get bored, then kill it again, then see if there's any other mod for the other ponies and begin my new fun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-03-2012, 03:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=plcp

awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 08-03-2012, 10:03:23
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]
Turn-based? FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Also, looks much better than the crappy first-person shooter that was also in the making (set in the 50's).

But "the most elite fighting force"? When I last played any of the original games, at the beginning my soldiers could not hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside... :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-03-2012, 10:03:12
Trying to make Fuchs cry are we?
I will tell mother.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 08-03-2012, 10:03:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=plcp

awesome

That somehow brings the secret underground tecno club in my mind from Nehrim.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-03-2012, 12:03:31
I'm just waiting and hoping for another SWAT game. <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-03-2012, 13:03:15
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]

But "the most elite fighting force"? When I last played any of the original games, at the beginning my soldiers could not hit the broad side of a barn while standing inside... :P
Unless they were mind controlled. Then they killed every last one of your own troops. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 08-03-2012, 13:03:54
[serious]

Trailer for the new upcoming XCOM game:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown Deep Dive #1 Trailer [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPLTPj8SUhU)

[/serious]


I'M SOLD!

... Although I never played the original X-COM I played the UFO Clones, and it was soo hard that I never finished them but they were one of the most intriguing games I ever tried.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-03-2012, 13:03:53
You've all seen the Finnish Disco Dance video, right? If not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE

The guy in this legendary video is Åke Blomqvist. Now, ages later, comes this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INOrrSS269U

Apparently the FDF has a sense of humor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-03-2012, 14:03:08
Here in the Netherlands there are specialized companies removing asbestos. Entire place gets sealed and they wear special suits, completely covers the body and filter masks. You also need a very strict license to apply for that job. It's also well paid  :P

I and a lot of my co-workers inhaled quite an amount of that thing when our office building catch fire last year.

I went to vacation to clean my lungs afterwards. A week in Australia makes me feel fresher.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-03-2012, 20:03:11
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-school-of-fail-apocalypse-studies-guess-the-world-ended-and-we-didnt-even-know-it.jpg)


Let me just try something...

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-gifs-engine-pull.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 08-03-2012, 21:03:13
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-school-of-fail-apocalypse-studies-guess-the-world-ended-and-we-didnt-even-know-it.jpg)
Well that is kinda wrong.
The mayans had extremely precise calendars. They may not have had a leap-day, but I believe they made up for it some other way, like a leap month or an extra spring or something like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-03-2012, 21:03:14
It has been proven that the Mayan calender infact ends in 100 years....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-03-2012, 21:03:11
Flippy Dopebear, yo!

http://cfile10.uf.tistory.com/media/1163A83E4EA13F5623A787
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 08-03-2012, 21:03:47
Dumping some Kony2012 humour. Some fun, som less fun.

This first one actually made me laugh

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg545/scaled.php?server=545&filename=kony.jpg&res=medium)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/659/c0a.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/FgyC5.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/548/3bc.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/640/d4e.jpg)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z101/Dani3lBritton/430732_10150652558064631_631369630_9013571_44024055_n.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/KONY+2012_66852e_3424262.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Willy+wonka+kony+2012.+this+is+for+all+those+internet_0a0683_3427454.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i79sV7iW1qb6zzuo1_400.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/980/8d6.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/517/694.jpg)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/480/eff.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/214/142.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/263/933/295.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxppGiKwnYb8_PAU0NiV3H_BulNaTAUJM1-j2Ex9mcW1BucaJNvg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-03-2012, 21:03:20
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430372_2872372844047_1101681798_32173818_959389688_n.jpg)

THE resembalence with CHALKY white of Boardwalk empire is HUGE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-03-2012, 01:03:09
Not been posted yet?
Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w)

meh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 09-03-2012, 05:03:22
Flippy Dopebear, yo!

http://cfile10.uf.tistory.com/media/1163A83E4EA13F5623A787

Daaaaamn boyyyyyy that be my homey Trippy Dopebear.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-03-2012, 06:03:18
That bear there has got Skillz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 09-03-2012, 06:03:18
Bears>all other animals
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 09-03-2012, 09:03:48
Bears>all other animals
I could flood this thread with cat pictures right now  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 09-03-2012, 10:03:56
Some great before & after shots from Japan: http://files.snstatic.fi/hs/2012/3/japaniennenjalkeen/kooste.html
Move your mouse on the pic to switch between them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-03-2012, 10:03:41
I always liked this one :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4iTHzF2Qvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-03-2012, 14:03:16
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/9/84i/u9lr/299284/normal_931252043.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LtJimmy on 09-03-2012, 14:03:09
Bears>all other animals
I could flood this thread with cat pictures right now  ::)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/167/328/1312074098205.jpg)

In that case...
(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/motherfucking-game.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-03-2012, 18:03:17
At least that picture is still good, must be some old pictures.

(http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/2521e417cf09cc11873a99a3ef867ab6/http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/empath69/proper-grammar-loldog.jpg)

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/7/128914735980844272.jpg)

(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-dog-pictures-nintendogs-dont-know-what-mario-karts-is.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 09-03-2012, 20:03:26
(http://i42.tinypic.com/ou1pw5.jpg)

bf3/mass effect 3, im looking at you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 09-03-2012, 23:03:35
^ You forgot the part where you have to install a crappy bloatware platform to even play it...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 09-03-2012, 23:03:25
(http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/1300.gif)

<3 White Ninja
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-03-2012, 00:03:32
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/mapleshower.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 10-03-2012, 07:03:51
http://www.hornoxe.com/what-is-love-mit-floppylaufwerken/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-03-2012, 10:03:59
http://www.hornoxe.com/what-is-love-mit-floppylaufwerken/

Here's his youtube playlist with all his floppy-drive-music uploads, in HD.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL44C2614808EB920E&feature=plcp

Although I don't really see the point of listening to this in HD ;)


/edit: Here's one close to all our hearts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUBE4b2qMI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-03-2012, 10:03:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3221502_460s.jpg)

Flippy getting called when spam bots appear again on forums
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-03-2012, 11:03:32
Everytime while Im in a bath.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 10-03-2012, 11:03:26
http://www.hornoxe.com/what-is-love-mit-floppylaufwerken/

Here's his youtube playlist with all his floppy-drive-music uploads, in HD.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL44C2614808EB920E&feature=plcp

Although I don't really see the point of listening to this in HD ;)


/edit: Here's one close to all our hearts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUBE4b2qMI

So this is the Dude who made the Bf3 Theme ?  ::) hehe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 10-03-2012, 17:03:52
In the related videos to the floppy disc BF1942. ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iN2hWhHcEw&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-03-2012, 01:03:25
That fat guy from Jurassic Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4iTHzF2Qvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 11-03-2012, 02:03:05
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-326430-galleryV9-qtoj.jpg)
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-03-2012, 02:03:09
the fat guy from seinfeld...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIiplTlZNTI&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 11-03-2012, 06:03:00
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-326430-galleryV9-qtoj.jpg)
 ;D

Looks like these are Colombian Policemen, any background information?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-03-2012, 12:03:46
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3236687_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-03-2012, 17:03:13
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

My penis is confused.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-03-2012, 02:03:29
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-326430-galleryV9-qtoj.jpg)
 ;D

Looks like these are Colombian Policemen, any background information?.

Quote
Rear cover
Upset people demonstrated in the city of Bogotá against the bad service of the public transit system, policemen were supposed to repel the outraged crowd. When the demonstrants started throwing stones, a young woman chose the probably safest place - just behind the policemen.

Seriously, this caption might ruin the joke I saw in the picture.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-03-2012, 07:03:29
And Jakarta's mass transportation system (the Transjakarta bus lane or people call them "busway") is designed from Bogota's Transmilenio.

What a dumbass... they have much more buses, more dedicated lanes, better services. But it's probably we all here already get used to shit smear and crappy transportation system

We just need to wait until things like this explode in my city.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 12-03-2012, 08:03:40
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

My penis is confused.

Wait what? I won't even ask how you got to know of this site but this definitely proves that Justine is a girl... And lesbian... And still doesn't know how to sing...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-03-2012, 10:03:24
Saw this posted over at FF.

(http://i.imgur.com/LAW4X.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 12-03-2012, 16:03:47
Oh god, what a discusting story, I can't believe they are still idiot like this today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 12-03-2012, 17:03:19
Oh god, what a discusting story, I can't believe they are still idiot like this today.

Hey at least they weren't underage, that would be even worse... (although I don't understand how a "grown-up" person can be so irresponsible).

Still, horrible, think about their children... What will they think when they find out the truth? (or maybe things like that will be "normal" in the future? Seems like it with the way the world seems to be heading atm...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-03-2012, 18:03:49
am i the only one that wished he was the guy? (maybe opting out of the double pregnancy thing though)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-03-2012, 18:03:41
You want to be that creepy divorced dad of 45 that gives booze to young girls?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-03-2012, 18:03:52
yup, you forgot the screw them part though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-03-2012, 18:03:40
You want to be that creepy divorced dad of 45 that gives booze to young girls?

How would that be different from my life now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-03-2012, 18:03:27
You'd have another pair of bastard children.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-03-2012, 18:03:35
You want to be that creepy divorced dad of 45 that gives booze to young girls?

How would that be different from my life now?
You are 55, that's different.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2012, 18:03:53
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-03-2012, 19:03:11
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D

You should see the internal forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 12-03-2012, 20:03:56

You should see the internal forums.

Be careful this is his favorite pickup line.

Found this on fb.
(http://i.imgur.com/2YyKu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 20:03:06
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D
you aint seen nothing yet

Perhaps you should add me and mudra on steam


ooh wait
a problem arises from the past...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 12-03-2012, 20:03:51
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D

You should see the internal forums.

His internal forum meaning his rectum clearly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 12-03-2012, 21:03:54
Use another formats other than this forum to conduct your chat parties.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2012, 21:03:47
This Forum is weird.  :o  ;D
you aint seen nothing yet

Perhaps you should add me and mudra on steam


ooh wait
a problem arises from the past...

Haven't figured steam out properly, only time I talk to muddy is on FB and TS.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 21:03:28
how cant you STILL not have figured out STEAM :o

you install it
you register!
IT WORKS?


The problem from the past has not yet been solved i see..

Wait
did you tried hitting it with a hammer?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2012, 21:03:00
What problem?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 21:03:38
What problem?
you once said that you couldnt get steam to work in the past
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-03-2012, 22:03:22
Use another formats other than this forum to conduct your chat parties.

I guess you guys didn't notice this.


Anyway, cats.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/hungry_kitten.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2012, 22:03:33
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/428184_10150741895951015_728781014_11646317_328306463_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-03-2012, 23:03:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdA8bSsE9eo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 13-03-2012, 10:03:08
Sweden's biggest evening-newspape know what news matters.

This was their headline yesterday

(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2851/skrmavbild20120313kl104.png)

"Lina, 32: It was my armpit on TV"
"The school-librarian unshaved armpit was shown on TV during the euro-vision song contest"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 13-03-2012, 11:03:03
Pretty sad news for a newspaper. What's next? A report about a 40 year old taking a dump?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 13-03-2012, 11:03:12
Gaming for science!
http://www.nature.com/news/gamers-outdo-computers-at-matching-up-disease-genes-1.10203

EDIT:
I dont know, if you know this already, but I found out some minutes ago.
LHC Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j50ZssEojtM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 13-03-2012, 11:03:01
Pretty sad news for a newspaper. What's next? A report about a 40 year old taking a dump?
Sadly I sometimes feel thats pretty normal in newspapers  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 13-03-2012, 12:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzyXcjqzEw8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-03-2012, 15:03:34
Weird stuff: I like

(http://www.snurk.com/files/images/pic_unrelated.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-03-2012, 19:03:34
Ciupita has been inspiring me lately by re-teaching the word perkele to me


(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/347/a/2/Suomi_Finland_Perkele_by_Saissu.png)

This word must become internationaly famous like the word "Fuck"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 13-03-2012, 19:03:36
LHC Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j50ZssEojtM

AHAH old souvenirs :P

My Physics teacher 2 years ago showed us this video and he asked us to knew it by hearth :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-03-2012, 22:03:04
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfLCur8ZwED47bigZ5cxysSripO16GHqvU43XoIjAN_uDzRaRW9j9ATcaJ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-03-2012, 10:03:21
I like what these Lego figures are teaching the new generation of girls... their hands are always shaped to grab cylindrical objects.

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbicmDxCz1qlkcy1o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 14-03-2012, 11:03:11
That is lego  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-03-2012, 11:03:33
No it's not. Blasphemy and heresy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-03-2012, 11:03:49
That's not LEGO! This is LEGO!
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2010_09_05__22_15_03/Legogirl1.jpgb86b6a64-aac0-40b5-a8fc-bdeca1d6e0d6Larger.jpg)

Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-03-2012, 11:03:46
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-03-2012, 11:03:29
"Compatible minibricks". Actually, the Chinese have much more interesting kits available, if memory serves right, they even got some WW2 stuff. "Compatible with other construction bricks", of course. LEGO can scream all they want as long as the competitors are not marketed as such, a patent is only valid for 20 years and design protection 25 years and they can hardly argue that every single block is a piece of art that would be covered by copyright. Also, 25 years ago is about the time LEGO started going too fancy with all those blocks that were suitable for just that particular kit alone (especially Space), so I would be happy seeing copies that only use blocks made 25+ years ago (or self designed blocks).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-03-2012, 13:03:05
You're throwing together quite a bit of different ideas here Kelmola.
I'm no fan of special blocks either, thus I believed that pic would show a lego copy. (for oldtimers it ain't LEGO with those bodies!).

Coming back to Chinese Copies. No I wouldn't buy that crap, even if they have WW2 stuff:
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/49289/cheapesttoys10_M_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-03-2012, 14:03:33
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123

That's just insecure Americans.

The lexicon "fat" is there for a purpose. I don't look fat myself, but I am about 9 kg overweight. I consider myself fat and need to reduce my unhealthy consumption. Helping myself, the environment, and people who glanced at me. I dress and try to look proper so people have less eyesore.

Unlike those pop-culture-United States where you can shit anyway you like and force other people to consider you normal. But hey! I know being Asian and showing up at local gun nuts convention is not normal, but those laid-back hillbillies and racist rednecks will eventually accept your enthusiasm that they also shared about guns.

You're throwing together quite a bit of different ideas here Kelmola.
I'm no fan of special blocks either, thus I believed that pic would show a lego copy. (for oldtimers it ain't LEGO with those bodies!).

Coming back to Chinese Copies. No I wouldn't buy that crap, even if they have WW2 stuff:
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/49289/cheapesttoys10_M_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg)


Hahahahaha... honestly, my "25 years ago" LEGO collection are also crap by today's LEGO standard. All car models can only accommodate 1 person.

(http://www.mygoodies.co.za/catalog/images/products/city/lego/toys--games/toys-kids--baby/lego-city-7241-fire-car-unit.jpg)

But crap should be more fitting into something like this:

http://reasonablyblogged.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-fail-star-wars.html

Somewhere in China, they wasted our plastic pellet (and therefore oil) resources to spit out craps like this every day and some douchebags in United States imported it, keeping the economic law in motion, giving the plastic pellet waster a reason to exist.

Anyway a little bit about Indonesia

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430580_3322962949561_1132952100_3243135_1992584461_n.jpg)

Sign: "Eldery prioritized"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 14-03-2012, 14:03:48
the best sets dont have special bricks...
just look at the star wars ultimate collector series.
the star destroyer was the best investment of my childhood!
its has more then tripled in value since i bought it. too bad i opened it and built it, if it was still unopened itd be worth even more
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Post by: ajappat on 14-03-2012, 14:03:49
Well surely the fun you had with it, will outweight the value loss of opening it?

Just some days ago I walked past lego shelf in market and oh boy there was good looking chinook there  :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 14-03-2012, 15:03:07
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123

That's just insecure Americans.


Of course when you're an adult it's ok, but to push it on kids? As if Barbie wasn't enough, now LEGO too?
I mean why are they all "perfect"? Do all kids need to be perfect? What kind of a message we are sending?

...And then we find it strange when they say eating disorders are on the rise...Teen suicides are on the rise... Underage pregnancies are on the rise...

Just stop and think about it for a bit...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 14-03-2012, 15:03:23
Just stop and think about it for a bit...

well thats exactly where i see the problem for lots of folks.. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-03-2012, 15:03:47
Damn chinese wannabe LEGO.... ^^

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/23/news/la-heb-lego-girls-toy-protest-20120123

That's just insecure Americans.


Of course when you're an adult it's ok, but to push it on kids? As if Barbie wasn't enough, now LEGO too?
I mean why are they all "perfect"? Do all kids need to be perfect? What kind of a message we are sending?

Now we are talking different things.

In kids' matter, I agree. They even show kids beauty pageant on Discovery Home and Health. I saw toddlers being bitches on interviews like their 20 year older supermodel counterpart, and it is chilling. Something is totally wrong there. They train them to pose on catwalks. And I hope they don't put stuffs on those kids' meal.

Quote
...And then we find it strange when they say eating disorders are on the rise...Teen suicides are on the rise... Underage pregnancies are on the rise...

Just stop and think about it for a bit...

Well, eating disorders... that goes for overeating too right?

My BS detector rings like: 1st world problem!

It is not oversimplifying the problem, but people are just making things too complicated to make themselves look serious. Really, why no one ever looked at their parents? Who brought this issue? In the past, in some 3rd world country shithole (or maybe India, Myanmar, Nigeria, and others) like here, people would normally have 6-12 kids. My father has 11 siblings, they all grew normally (none being criminal, 7 become businessmen, 1 of their company went IPO years ago, 3 become paid professionals, 1 being simply a housewive), and I met that grumpy grandma before she passed away. Today, I came to think that she was quite a badass back then. But people quickly decides that "her method was obsolete."

Something bad like "eating disorder, teen suicide, etc" is on the rise (trending), yet people dissed hipsters or people who tried to be different.

To stay on topic:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3280796_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-03-2012, 15:03:22
This whole child upbringing deserves its own thread.

On a related note, my toys consisted of guns, plastic soldiers and tanks, legos (from which I built tanks and helicopters etc.), my brother's Amstrad, and our PC which we got '95. The chainsaw was my favorite toy in Doom. :P

This was the shit, though:

(http://www.solware.co.uk/bb-guns/ak47-orange.JPG)

(Not a BB gun as the link states)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-03-2012, 16:03:02
Every time some innocent youth complains about "load times" of modern games, I start to ramble about how it took half an hour to load* Red Storm Rising on C64's tape deck. If the headers were in proper alignment, that is, otherwise you had to reload (Load-It tape deck sort of ruined all the fun by showing the signal level with LEDs and adding an adjustment knob). "The tape drive was our Vietnam."

*) From C64's start-up screen until you got into the simulation proper - menus, cutscenes, briefings, and map mode did appear before that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 14-03-2012, 16:03:17
I pitty the fools who don't like legos.

Also, off brand bricks... avoid them like the plague!

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1168/605616184_ffb46f32f7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 14-03-2012, 19:03:24
I pitty the fools who don't like legos.

Also, off brand bricks... avoid them like the plague!

*picschur*

These are not the bricks you are looking for ..

Yeh, only Lego is the real deal .. I myself was completely addicted .. I could cover my entire rooms floor more than ankle deep in bricks. The boxes in which we still have them are like 60kg ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2012, 19:03:38
We made entire fortresses with our lego. Back then it was cheap and awesome...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-03-2012, 19:03:13
We made entire fortresses with our lego. Back then it was cheap and awesome...

Now it costs $15 for a miniature piano.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 14-03-2012, 19:03:25
Hell, I even made a 3-round, gravity-fed bolt-action rifle for some old cartridges my grandmother had lying around. Still have a "rifle" lying around with an cartridge ejection system, think I might convert it to a bolt action once I've figured out how.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 14-03-2012, 19:03:40
I don't remember lego ever being cheap, pretty sure it was still like 30-40 dollars for just a little set. As much as a video game
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2012, 19:03:28
those huge construction sets where awesome  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 14-03-2012, 19:03:53
they were indeed. I spent a week in Werther, germany, 2 years ago, and the guy with whom I was staying was an ardent collector, he made a town completely out of lego, that must have been one of the largest amounts of lego I've ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2012, 23:03:42
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/429791_345203598849735_100000802932744_914382_2075072424_n.jpg)


lucky flippy sees a Kurt
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-03-2012, 05:03:51
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-03-2012, 05:03:13
They got Legoland in the States now? Well, I never!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gl@mRock on 15-03-2012, 05:03:45
The only Legoland I know is an old DoD map...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-03-2012, 13:03:57
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*

I always chuckle at US adds, with the wife, husband, son and daughter super happy haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-03-2012, 13:03:04
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=PN_oDdGmKyA&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_532463&v=ACkmg3Y64_s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 15-03-2012, 15:03:30
LOLWHUT ?!?!?!?    I think my Lego town when I was young was not as cool as this one...  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 15-03-2012, 15:03:02
ja it´s hard to be as cool as something that is in Germany, mostly imposible  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-03-2012, 20:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_w41NJW1xc

Awesome belgian show "What if"

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-03-2012, 21:03:55
Baldur's Gate HD remake perhaps? Could the world handle it?

I'm not sure.

Former Bioware developer Trent Oster recently twittered something that indicates an iOS title.

http://twitter.com/#!/TrentOster/status/170634043753381888/photo/1

Plus: They stated that they're not involved in the upcoming relaunch of Baldur's Gate on Steam.
By the gods.

(http://www.beamdog.com/files/newsletters/BGEE/bgannounce.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-03-2012, 21:03:34
http://california.legoland.com/


my mother in law, brother in law, sister in law  live about 5 minutes from there.   Its a fun place to take the kids  *myself included*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=PN_oDdGmKyA&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_532463&v=ACkmg3Y64_s


funny my dad had just sent me an email with that video in it   last week!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-03-2012, 22:03:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-03-2012, 22:03:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8&feature=player_embedded
Glorious!

Is that a collosal spâce bear gripping earth juice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 15-03-2012, 22:03:27
Cheap ripoff of powerthirst: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-03-2012, 22:03:15
Cheap ripoff of powerthirst: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

Powerthirst - ROCKET EDITION! WEEEEOOOWWW!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-03-2012, 16:03:22
That American vs. Russian Vodka chart, and the whole Russian badassery thing made me remember an event happened 2 years ago.

Well, so much for them being Russian, in September 2010 I remembered that 3 Sukhoi technicians, assembling our Su-30MKI 2s were found dead, many suspected after taking some locally made cocktails.

People were quite surprised, because Russians normally drink Vodka, one of the most alcoholic beverages known. But "cap tikus" (lit. means "mouse brand") liquor, famous amongst eastern Indonesians is known for its strong alcoholic-like intoxicating effect, and even the badass Russians were no match for that. But "cap tikus" has variety of meaning. Illegally distilled alcohol or other dangerous intoxicating chemical properties (like Methanol, Ethylene Glycol) beverages are often loosely called "cap tikus" by local people. This will normally resulted in people being hospitalized and suffering permanent brain damage and frequently re-occurring seizures.

By the way, here is "cap tikus" stamp:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lwOwhxxXSGU/TC2coeYqVYI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Fi_fJYo1u28/s1600/274+copy.jpg)

The brand is now defunct, the owner committed suicide long time ago. But this is what we suspected that the Russians might have drunk:

(http://data.tribunnews.com/foto/bank/images/Miras-Cap-Tikus.jpg)

english news coverage:

http://rt.com/news/three-russian-sukhoi-aircraft/
http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/home/third-russian-fighter-jet-technician-dies-in-indonesia/396030

Here is another less serious, but more actual local news report

http://news.detik.com/read/2010/09/15/223127/1441359/10/teknisi-sukhoi-diduga-tenggak-spiritus-karena-miras-kurang-nendang?nd992203605

The headline reads:

Quote
Teknisi Sukhoi Diduga Tenggak Spiritus Karena Miras Kurang Nendang
Translation: The Sukhoi's techinicians were suspected to drink spirits because regular liquors are not "kicking" enough.

Later news:

http://news.detik.com/read/2010/09/16/094720/1441488/10/rusia-jamin-3-teknisi-sukhoi-yang-baru-tidak-minum-minum

Quote
Rusia Jamin 3 Teknisi Sukhoi yang Baru Tidak Minum-minum
Translation: "Russia assures that the new 3 Sukhoi technicians are not drinkers." (WTF? non-drinking Russian?)

From the autopsy and test results from our police laboratory found significant trace of Methanol (more than 1% fatal dose) in their stomach, kidney, and left lung. Since the technician rarely leave the base, it was suspected that they mixed their beverage with the plane's windshield rain repellent, which also contains spirits. A jerry can of that thing was found near their room at the time of their death.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 16-03-2012, 18:03:46

From the autopsy and test results from our police laboratory found significant trace of Methanol (more than 1% fatal dose) in their stomach, kidney, and left lung. Since the technician rarely leave the base, it was suspected that they mixed their beverage with the plane's windshield rain repellent, which also contains spirits. A jerry can of that thing was found near their room at the time of their death.

*facepalm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 16-03-2012, 22:03:06
Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZadCj8O1-0) Cynical Copyright/Content theft talk etc

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: 69rat on 17-03-2012, 04:03:17
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/butthurt.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-03-2012, 14:03:48
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/ka/97o/00wi/432605/936721207.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 17-03-2012, 16:03:18
^This totally fucked up my waterbottle drinking experiance  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-03-2012, 16:03:18
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/hy/lnl/ou6n/127897/935881947.gif)
I, for one, welcome our new gull overlords.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-03-2012, 16:03:57
Australian gulls!

They are the crankiest bird I've ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 16:03:23
Belgian gulls are rats on wings. The amount of food these bastards stole from me is huge

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-03-2012, 16:03:32
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 16:03:25
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 16:03:38
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 17:03:00
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-03-2012, 17:03:53
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

Seagull once dove and stole my ice cream...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 17:03:29
A seagull crapped on my leg when I was a kid, but I guess that's more of a giving gesture...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 17:03:45
Belgian Gulls can open Fridges O_O

Tao eats from trash cans. It's sad, really.
..thats rude you know?

Fine. Do tell us more about the flying rats, though. How do they steal your food?

Seagull once dove and stole my ice cream...
^This


So far seagulls has stolen
-Muffin
-Fries
-A beer (Well he rammed it in dive bombing mode)
-my Friend her ice cream aswel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 17-03-2012, 17:03:54
Is there no such thing as a genitive in Belgium?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2012, 17:03:51
Vriendin/vriend

Yes there is
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-03-2012, 17:03:03
Semi-related to the seagull discussion:

"Saturday Night Live - People getting punched in the face before eating"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-03-2012, 17:03:30
Once, 2 years ago on a rainy day at lunch in high school, there was a seagull with it's ass parked over the edge of the gym. Coincidentally, that same seagull's ass was over where all my friends and myself had put our stuff for defense against the rain.

Knowing the seagull was planning on unleashing his load all over everybody's stuff, I took a small water bottle and chucked it. Somehow I managed to hit the seagull's ass with the waterbottle, and it squawked, and flew away. Along with the entire flock of ~100 seagulls also sitting on top of the gym. We, and our stuff, did not get shit on, but many people stupid enough to walk under the flock had their days made even worse.

And that, my eurofriends, is the day the seagulls almost shat, on captain jack sparrow.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 17-03-2012, 17:03:28
Theta: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitive_case

(i.e. not "my friend her icecream", but "my friend's icecream".)



One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 17-03-2012, 17:03:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zunZChZOs1o
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-03-2012, 18:03:34
(http://i.imgur.com/kA01B.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 17-03-2012, 20:03:36

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

The fishing club my father is a member of had an event last year, where the public could catch fish at their pond and then have them prepared for consumption. Since I also know a bit of fishing my job was to show the children there how fishing poles work. Anyway, highlight of the day was when a little girl, about 8-10 years old, came up to me proudly with the still ebating heart of a fish she caught inher hands. if there is anyone who doesn't give a shit it's little girls ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 18-03-2012, 08:03:10

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

The fishing club my father is a member of had an event last year, where the public could catch fish at their pond and then have them prepared for consumption. Since I also know a bit of fishing my job was to show the children there how fishing poles work. Anyway, highlight of the day was when a little girl, about 8-10 years old, came up to me proudly with the still ebating heart of a fish she caught inher hands. if there is anyone who doesn't give a shit it's little girls ;)


so your saying little girls = honey badgers?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 18-03-2012, 10:03:54

One day at the beach there was this little girl who had caught a small crab. After lengthily and proudly displaying it to every passer-by, her parents told her they had to go and she had to release her crab. So she did, but the poor creature hadn't gotten further than 20 feet before a seagull swooped down and started loudly cracking its exoskeleton. Seagulls don't give a damn.

Were you that little girl Lightning? Is that why you crush our dreams like that seagull crushed your crabby friend? :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: spartanlegend on 18-03-2012, 11:03:31
Flyboy's comment made me laugh and cry at the same time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-03-2012, 20:03:07
Yes flyboy
start running



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA
NO GOD
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
better then the beatles?
PÏSS off you mongros, you prancing showponies !BLOKES! Bieber im gonna plant one right between your eyes! you piker!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-03-2012, 20:03:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA

Someone hand me my killin' knife.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-03-2012, 20:03:28
Note to myself: Do not turn on radio/TV during the next 12 month.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-03-2012, 21:03:04
Their agents have probably told them to say things like "we're gonna be the new Beatles" to gain publicity, albeit negative publicity. Nobody's that ignorant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 18-03-2012, 21:03:13
And it seems to be working
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-03-2012, 22:03:40
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/support-group.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 18-03-2012, 22:03:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA

Someone hand me my killin' knife.

'Tis a joke, gentlemen. Watch more of the video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-03-2012, 23:03:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QKx96da1FA

Someone hand me my killin' knife.

'Tis a joke, gentlemen. Watch more of the video.

I don't care. Where's my killin' knife?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-03-2012, 01:03:29
Lesbian Mountain

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6716311/lesbian-mountain

Brokeback mountain was totally gay. This however....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 19-03-2012, 09:03:41
Yes flyboy
start running


What could possibly go wrong?

I found this.

http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/tags-on-product/B003CT2A6I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 19-03-2012, 10:03:57
I found this.

http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/tags-on-product/B003CT2A6I
The same company also sells regular Ethernet cable. Just see the marketing blurb:
http://www.amazon.com/263-Audioquest-Forest-Ethernet-Cable/dp/B0073HBB7Y/ref=sr_1_314?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1332150127&sr=1-314
Quote
In order to fabricate copper or silver into a strand or conductor, it is first cast and then drawn (squeezed through a die). Even finest high-purity metals have imperfections and grain structure, which due to the direction of casting and drawing become non-symmetrical structures without the conductor. In ways which are not fully understood, both analog and digital audio performance is significantly affected by these non-linearities. While AudioQuest doesn't pretend to fully understawnd this obvious distortion mechanicm, the solution is understood 100%. Use the conductors in the direction which reduces distoration!
Let's see... I thought "digital" meant that either signal gets through or it does not? Ignoring the fact that these clowns cannot even spell "distortion", anyone who falls for this should be assigned a state ward. However, it has been conclusively proven time and again that hi-fi enthusiasm and common sense do not fit within the same brain, and as the saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 19-03-2012, 11:03:27
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3422663_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 19-03-2012, 11:03:01
Historically, the "age of consent" was determined for the start of her period. So for centuries, if not millennia, if not millions of years, JB was legal. Messing with prepubescents was still considered inappropriate and often punished, and I would say that 11 years old is a MILF in Pedobear's eyes.

It was only since late in 19th century when hypocritics and sexphobics (read: religious right and hairy feminists) started screaming and bit by bit forced the limit higher and higher with reasoned arguments like "Won't you think of the children". Also, the idea that childhood should last until you get the right to vote is a very recent construct. "Children" in the age of Smith and Pocahontas were in all likelihood much more mature because they could not have been held in artificial bubble, safe from the realities of the world. They had seen births, deaths, grown-ups "doing it", there was no FCC to filter out the dirty words, they had been working for years because in a pre-industrial society everyone worked from the moment they could do something useful. So the 11-year old Pocahontas most likely understood realities of life and the meaning of sexual relationships much better than the average 16-year old chav of our age (who's legal in most places outside the certain states in the Land of the Free).

The question remains: if for most of human history it was perfectly healthy and normal for men to lust after maidens post-menstruation but pre-your current local AoC, why do people think it's sick now? "Pedophile" in the true meaning of the word means a sick frak who's interested in pre-pubescent children all the way up to infants. "Ephebophile" is someone who is primarily interested in young, post-pubescent individuals, but that is not even considered to be a proper sickness (unlike pedophilia). For someone, who is interested in both teens and older, there is not even a name because biologically that's perfectly normal. Social pressure might force you to show that interest only to persons relatively close to your age, but that has nothing to do with biology or even morality.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 19-03-2012, 11:03:19
While on the topic. When I went to school, 4 years ago now, in one class (I don't remember what we discussed) I got some real weird/judgmental looks when I said that maybe (emphasize on maybe) we are to quick to judge pedophiles? Judging them to be evil, "sick fucks" who have some real sickness.
Not 50 years ago, the very same was said about homosexuals.


That day was in the beginning of my cynical and bitter attitude towards the general public. How one-sided people are (had a lot of shallow idiots in my class).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 19-03-2012, 12:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmjiTduSe0

I like his style.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 19-03-2012, 14:03:53
(http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump250/hornoxe.com_picdump250_010.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-03-2012, 15:03:15
So tell me guys... If you're driving 80 mph, how long will it take you to travel 80 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 19-03-2012, 16:03:47
So tell me guys... If you're driving 80 mph, how long will it take you to travel 80 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&feature=player_embedded#!
Really?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-03-2012, 16:03:24
Bet she gives a mean blowjob, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 19-03-2012, 16:03:00
He probably only dates her because of her vagina
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2012, 17:03:56
He probably only dates her because of her vagina
.....

this is a pretty good sentence

Cause men dont date woman for there vagina's
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: IrishReloaded on 19-03-2012, 17:03:48
One does not simpy date a girl !


*all alone * XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: HappyFunBall on 19-03-2012, 20:03:30
Ok almost impossible to figure out if this something has been posted before, but this made me chuckle:

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/232/1274180525lightsaberkid.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-03-2012, 21:03:03
So tell me guys... If you're driving 80 mph, how long will it take you to travel 80 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk&feature=player_embedded#!

I think she's a natural blond :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-03-2012, 21:03:30
Depends on what point that you base your speed on :)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2012, 22:03:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLV8J6NlaNA

Meanwhile in estonia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 20-03-2012, 03:03:53
(http://i.imgur.com/XQgBd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 09:03:02
Historically, the "age of consent" was determined for the start of her period. So for centuries, if not millennia, if not millions of years, JB was legal. Messing with prepubescents was still considered inappropriate and often punished, and I would say that 11 years old is a MILF in Pedobear's eyes.

It was only since late in 19th century when hypocritics and sexphobics (read: religious right and hairy feminists) started screaming and bit by bit forced the limit higher and higher with reasoned arguments like "Won't you think of the children". Also, the idea that childhood should last until you get the right to vote is a very recent construct. "Children" in the age of Smith and Pocahontas were in all likelihood much more mature because they could not have been held in artificial bubble, safe from the realities of the world. They had seen births, deaths, grown-ups "doing it", there was no FCC to filter out the dirty words, they had been working for years because in a pre-industrial society everyone worked from the moment they could do something useful. So the 11-year old Pocahontas most likely understood realities of life and the meaning of sexual relationships much better than the average 16-year old chav of our age (who's legal in most places outside the certain states in the Land of the Free).

The question remains: if for most of human history it was perfectly healthy and normal for men to lust after maidens post-menstruation but pre-your current local AoC, why do people think it's sick now? "Pedophile" in the true meaning of the word means a sick frak who's interested in pre-pubescent children all the way up to infants. "Ephebophile" is someone who is primarily interested in young, post-pubescent individuals, but that is not even considered to be a proper sickness (unlike pedophilia). For someone, who is interested in both teens and older, there is not even a name because biologically that's perfectly normal. Social pressure might force you to show that interest only to persons relatively close to your age, but that has nothing to do with biology or even morality.

Somewhat true, except the present condemnation of having sex with under age persons has little to do with "religion". In agrarian societies you have children early and you have a lot of them, because you need their work power to create food for your family. So nobody gives two fucks how young people are when they get pregnant. But in all industrialised societies there is a trend towards a prolonged childhood and fewer children in general, reason being that in order to achieve economic prosperity you do not need many children but very well educated ones instead. Education and general upbringing takes a long time and needs a lot of ressources. Having a child is a threat to that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 20-03-2012, 13:03:58
Also keep in mind that a 14 year old mother can´t offer the child as much as an adult mother. I think it´s sad to see so many smart babies who want to explore their enviroment and their teenage mommy doesn´t care about them, not offering them any attraction, or even a save and steady life. That however refers to modern times and not the Middle Ages.

In the pre-industrial society children were your life-insurance. They worked for you and only half of them made it to adulthood anyway. Many mothers died while giving birth and I bet a lot of them did so because they weren´t fully grown up. Even today a young mother will most likely need an "Imperial Cut" for everything to go well. So I also think there is more than religion behind that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 20-03-2012, 13:03:52
All of you really watch this documentary following the ever-changing natural, societal, and legal definitions of adulthood. It offers some insights that only a dedicated group of researchers could unearth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_XDNQxV50
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 13:03:50
All of you really watch this documentary following the ever-changing natural, societal, and legal definitions of adulthood. It offers some insights that only a dedicated group of researchers could unearth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_XDNQxV50

I don't know exactly which definition we are using right now, but I can assure you, you have not reached adulthood in any of them ;) Which is probably just as well.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 20-03-2012, 13:03:32
Adulthood is a face. Kids just get older, learn more, buy more expensive toys, have more complicated friendships, and have kids of their own. No one is inherently different based solely on some arbitrary attribute like "adult."

So here's a picture of a zebra. :P

(http://www.thecosmosphere.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Dope-Zebra.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 20-03-2012, 14:03:48
There will come the day when you have to name yourself "Flyman1942".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 20-03-2012, 15:03:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 20-03-2012, 16:03:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?

AHAHAH

Things cant get any more random then that, or maybe they can....

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-03-2012, 16:03:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?

AHAHAH

Things cant get any more random then that, or maybe they can....

 ;D

This comment did it for me:

"We've gotta fix this unemployment thing."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 20-03-2012, 18:03:57
Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-03-2012, 18:03:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5x_k1Ulyk&feature=related

Meanwhile in finland

awesomeness rise!


OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-03-2012, 19:03:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8rzkCkFIus

... sure, why not?

AHAHAH

Things cant get any more random then that, or maybe they can....

 ;D

This comment did it for me:

"We've gotta fix this unemployment thing."

My fave is:

"i switchet to gayporn when my dad enter into my room.... because its easier to explain..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-03-2012, 20:03:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=jCUkjb-AjfU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-03-2012, 20:03:16
Fapping after a two week break:

(http://i.imgur.com/1Q3so.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-03-2012, 20:03:02
Ketchup in a glass bottle. One of the worst ideas ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 20-03-2012, 20:03:30
Ketchup in a glass bottle. One of the worst ideas ever.
Or the best practical joke ever?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 20-03-2012, 21:03:02
Fapping after a two week break:

It's funny because it's true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-03-2012, 22:03:03
Just another day in Germany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syWJbD1rf0Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 20-03-2012, 22:03:46
Ah yes that was me in the Corvette, gotta take my slower cars on a ride from time to time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 22:03:09
The guy in the corvette was trying to save an orphanage by turning back the time superman style.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 20-03-2012, 22:03:29
If you look carefully you will notice the guy in the Corvette is dutch (license plate is yellow). This video must be fake because dutch people usually never drive more than 60km/h on the Autobahn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-03-2012, 22:03:35
He probably thought he was still pulling his caravan so he gave too much gas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 20-03-2012, 22:03:02
Just another day in Germany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syWJbD1rf0Y

Weather balloon....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 20-03-2012, 22:03:44
Homeopathic A&E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 20-03-2012, 23:03:59
If you look carefully you will notice the guy in the Corvette is dutch (license plate is yellow). This video must be fake because dutch people usually never drive more than 60km/h on the Autobahn.
NL on the license plate does not, in contrary to popular belief, stand for Netherlands but for Nur Links which indicates our position on the Autobahn.

On a more serious note, it's funny that the slowest drivers on the Autobahn (caravans excluded, I hate those things) are always German while Dutch people are pushing their cars to the limit because they finally can without a ticket  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 21-03-2012, 00:03:23
Well this is interesting.
Draw the moustache on hitler, or "Draw the shitler":
http://www.drawtheshitler.com/page/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-03-2012, 03:03:19
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/gaming.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-03-2012, 08:03:25
Sad but true.  :-[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-03-2012, 09:03:02
It seems they are specifically targeted towards recent Call of Duty series.

I know they (CoD MW series) sell pretty well, but something that sells well doesn't always fare well with general audience. Titanic by James Cameron (1998) for example, it is one of the most critically acclaimed movies and sells like crazy, but I hate that god awful movie. Another thing is Transformers by Michael Bay (2007), although I am in contempt with him, but the movie was quite okay, dunno why all the fuss about it. Also Justin Beiber's popularity.

It seems that we are giving the wrong people too much buying power (e.g. little brats with poor taste). I only received USD 1 per day back then, so I'm literary powerless to ruin the market taste. But today's brats have iPhone and nearly bottomless pocket to purchase all the junk thrown to the market based on impulsive decision-making.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 21-03-2012, 10:03:46
What irritates me mostly is how CoD is marketed versus what it really is. Its single-player mode is rail shooter, or "ghost train", pure and simple. Apart from making you move yourself and inserting quick-time events, it's essentially Super Operation Wolf Turbo Championship Edition. Its multiplayer - apart from arcade-like powerups - is just Quake revisited, only RPG jumping is missing. As for the plots, they laughably lunatic, but yes, they are indeed comparable to what is now being pandered under the "Tom Clancy's" brand (who no longer even bothers to write his own books - Dead or Alive is "co-authored" by Grant Blackwood and we all know what that means - much less contributes in the games).

And this is being sold as "realistic military shooter" with "thrilling plot" and "varied multiplayer experience".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 21-03-2012, 14:03:10
At least this sad phenomenon is not present in Strategy games and mods
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-03-2012, 16:03:46
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 21-03-2012, 16:03:09
At least this sad phenomenon is not present in Strategy games and mods
Zombie mods.

Thats all im saying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 21-03-2012, 17:03:18
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.

Yeah, caught that too. Lots of good PR lately for the US military eh.

Incredible that no-one was seriously hurt, especially the guy at 0:24'ish. Nice reflex man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-03-2012, 19:03:55
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.

Yeah, caught that too. Lots of good PR lately for the US military eh.

Incredible that no-one was seriously hurt, especially the guy at 0:24'ish. Nice reflex man.
How to waste 18 million dollars
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-03-2012, 19:03:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdrbfmtleE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-03-2012, 20:03:42
(http://i.imgur.com/kHYwh.png)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuw0FjclFKw

What am I watching?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-03-2012, 02:03:27
http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8 (http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8) This is how you decorate a plane.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 22-03-2012, 06:03:12
So, i find this helicopter pilot.

http://youtu.be/CUtyUTLeW1g

Amazing, such a dumbass. I hope he has to pay the damages he did for the rest of his life.

Yeah, caught that too. Lots of good PR lately for the US military eh.

Incredible that no-one was seriously hurt, especially the guy at 0:24'ish. Nice reflex man.
How to waste 18 million dollars
It costs 18 million dollars?

I wonder what the pilot's salary will be reduced to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 22-03-2012, 09:03:23
http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8 (http://imgur.com/a/TMXX8) This is how you decorate a plane.

Now that's really cool. And educational! I approve. ^^
I laughed at the secret Spy-Code. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 22-03-2012, 13:03:45
Haha, I love the second one. Custom made for a heavy drinking pilot?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-03-2012, 16:03:41
It's Kulula from South Africa. None of their planes are painted the same way.

That Boeing 737-800 reg. ZS-ZWP, not OK-PIK labelled in jokingly (and a bit confusingly) as "secret agent code" on the starboard side, since "OK-XXX" is Czech Republic's registration. That rego came from its previous storing location in Ostrava - Mosnov, Czech Republic, which was already replaced long time ago, otherwise it will be quite "secret license plate" hilarious.

http://www.planespotters.net/Production_List/Boeing/737/28612,ZS-ZWP-Kulula.php

This is one of their 737-400 "Camoplane":

(http://img.planespotters.net/photo/162000/original/ZS-OAF-Kulula.com-Boeing-737-400_PlanespottersNet_162221.jpg)

and another:

(http://img.planespotters.net/photo/255000/original/ZS-OAG-Kulula.com-Boeing-737-400_PlanespottersNet_255848.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-03-2012, 16:03:17
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3521592_460s_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3507755_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3506685_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 23-03-2012, 18:03:22
for you pony lovers in here..

the EVE/Dust514 version

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/543671_211646855601537_189567901142766_314678_843589143_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-03-2012, 20:03:01
So awesome  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 23-03-2012, 21:03:05
Why? ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 23-03-2012, 23:03:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig

..well, first time I' seen it anyway  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-03-2012, 01:03:44
That looks rather horribly photoshopped. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 24-03-2012, 01:03:04
Yeah you can see the pixels and everything. Also, why would fox news blame a buddhist if there are moslems around?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 24-03-2012, 01:03:16
I jumped the gun guys, here, have a kittin instead.

(http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-kitten-3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 24-03-2012, 02:03:45
Yay kitten! :3 <snuggles>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 24-03-2012, 02:03:38
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/130/739/1307257230438.jpg?1307305975)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-03-2012, 12:03:31
Kuwait event plays Borat obscene parody as Kazakhstan national anthem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39cenrIQW0
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Post by: Capten_C on 24-03-2012, 13:03:57
Own Goal Nooooooooooo!  ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tVtfDTqJs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tVtfDTqJs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 24-03-2012, 14:03:39
Farming Simulator is badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw#t=5s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 24-03-2012, 15:03:17
Farming Simulator is badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw#t=22s
I was dying from laughter hahah
Epic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 25-03-2012, 00:03:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuOG09PGYFc&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 25-03-2012, 05:03:19
Farming Simulator is badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw#t=5s

Thankyou. <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-03-2012, 07:03:29
Some hipster guy, being smartass, once again:

http://9gag.com/gag/3560843

Hey! It's in Wikipedia people!

Not so revealing anymore I guess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 26-03-2012, 09:03:00
(http://images.onlineuniversity.net.s3.amazonaws.com/gamers-get-girls.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 26-03-2012, 10:03:29
But I don't play WoW... :(
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Post by: Capten_C on 26-03-2012, 14:03:41
Oh Sh*t: Always Keep Your Eyes On The Road! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ndDEgX1Ck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ndDEgX1Ck)

Looks bad  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 26-03-2012, 14:03:32
Wow, scared of driving now, he could do nothing.

This train just keeps coming.

http://youtu.be/MRpk-lx-SFw


(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403806_10150614543641123_716951122_9568017_767373030_n.jpg)

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/544656_3151220617141_1163892108_32439372_507964351_n.jpg)
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Post by: Ciupita on 26-03-2012, 15:03:12
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/eq/pcg/3r73/270354/942721615.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2012, 18:03:37
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3563572_460s_v1.jpg)


Fins find football to mainstream, they use jalkapallo




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLl86nyPts&feature=related

holy shit....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 26-03-2012, 18:03:20
Finns find football to mainstream, they use jalkapallo
At least it's a direct translation of "football", and we don't assume it means handegg like Murricans do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 26-03-2012, 18:03:32
Wow, that was a brutal crash, must have been fatal to anyone in that van... Anyone got a newspaper article on it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-03-2012, 18:03:14
Same here in some ex-yu states, "nogomet" is also a direct translation :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2012, 18:03:22
Wow, that was a brutal crash, must have been fatal to anyone in that van... Anyone got a newspaper article on it?
according the comments, the woman died.

And seeing the accident

i think she did
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-03-2012, 18:03:15
From the comments as well: it was from Canada.

Anyway, "Sepak Bola" (the sport) here means more like "ball kicking" rather than football.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 26-03-2012, 21:03:34
Well fucking thank you for showing me yet another clipin wich someone dies. And thanks fucking brains for letting me finish watching yet another clip in wich someone dies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 26-03-2012, 22:03:28
Well fucking thank you for showing me yet another clipin wich someone dies. And thanks fucking brains for letting me finish watching yet another clip in wich someone dies.

np
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 26-03-2012, 22:03:58
If you've watched a movie/read a book, there was no body, therefore they did not die ::)
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-03-2012, 02:03:20
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/4/2/121842_slide.jpg?v=1)

Aah, Leslie...
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Post by: Torenico on 27-03-2012, 03:03:56
IMG

Fins find football to mainstream, they use jalkapallo




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLl86nyPts&feature=related

holy shit....

Wrong, its Fútbol in Castellano (Argentina). :)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-03-2012, 04:03:11
Obama is a dipsh-t.

Even Denmark thinks so. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1-6nfbVsfy0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 27-03-2012, 05:03:02
Obama is a dipsh-t.

Even Denmark thinks so. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1-6nfbVsfy0

Pft, like I'll listen to a guy trying to grow a porn mustache!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 27-03-2012, 06:03:23
Can someone explain this picture to me?  ;D So Putin is the Batman?

(http://cryptome.org/eyeball/gru/pict4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-03-2012, 06:03:00
Can someone explain this picture to me?  ;D So Putin is the Batman?

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/60000/Vladimir-Putin-as-the-Joker--60329.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 27-03-2012, 11:03:21
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3577718_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-03-2012, 13:03:38
Can someone explain this picture to me?  ;D So Putin is the Batman?

(http://cryptome.org/eyeball/gru/pict4.jpg)
(http://www.militarypictures.info/d/157-3/Russia_Spetsnaz.jpg)

It's the emblem of the spetsnaz.
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Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2012, 14:03:27
True it is. Albeit quite stylized in that incarnation. ^^
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-03-2012, 15:03:48
STOP THE PRESS!

We have game of the year right here folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C8vigqL8S4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 27-03-2012, 16:03:43
STOP THE PRESS!

We have game of the year right here folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C8vigqL8S4

Meh, last year's GOTY had better graphics! (And no it's not Skyrim!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BXoMAcTqI8&feature=related
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Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2012, 16:03:33
And for our Finnish friends a special treat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLXgtbhPJWE&feature=relmfu
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Post by: Zoologic on 27-03-2012, 18:03:41
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/434101_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2551_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/398887_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1307859_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/51522_700b.jpg)

If Lightning hits plane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b3Z25Lkoko&feature=fvwp&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8uKaRXSow

Yes, kinda dream crushing.

Boring fact: planes have static ports to discharge electricity build up during landing. It collected electric charge while flying, mostly from the drag with negatively charged clouds and air surrounding it, or in extreme cases, lightning strikes. This is what happens if they were struck on ground (note that lightning exits through the discharge port and hit the tarmac).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVzOENacg6E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-03-2012, 19:03:52
Now, if it hits a piper cub... xD
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-03-2012, 19:03:40
(http://i.imgur.com/kuAYZ.jpg)
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Post by: LHeureux on 27-03-2012, 22:03:30
When did this happen? Also was this satellite going to be used? I hope not.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-03-2012, 23:03:42
Unluckily yes, it was going to be used. It was in 2003. ^^
Something like that happens when a technician tries to be smart and uses the bolts from one satellite interface to fix another satellite interface... I mean what can go wrong, that thing weighs a ton and won't be moved...right?... the next day another technician comes by and wants to angle the satellite on it's MGSE trolley to equip an electronic box...the interface slowly rotates and then...  ;D

Here's the report: http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/65776main_noaa_np_mishap.pdf
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-03-2012, 23:03:29
its just 290 million dollars
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-03-2012, 02:03:32
What the fuck am I watching part 234264327:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8urQgD_TDk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-03-2012, 13:03:03
(http://i.imgur.com/78tLD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/guY8u.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/TGIpY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6vlSk.jpg)
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Post by: Biiviz on 28-03-2012, 14:03:58
Click to zoom.

(http://i.imgur.com/3DHfq.png)
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Post by: LuckyOne on 28-03-2012, 14:03:40

(http://i.imgur.com/6vlSk.jpg)

Link related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-03-2012, 17:03:41
How to Mount a Horse in Armour and Other Chivalric Problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqC_squo6X4

"Dirk H. Breiding, Assitant Curator, Department of Arms and Armor, The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Museum curators and conservators explore a fascinating topic—Misconceptions. Talks highlight the permanent collection and address misunderstandings commonly held by the public and, occasionally, even by specialists in the field."


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-03-2012, 17:03:00
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546698_10151411127460048_564540047_23235691_1730876527_n.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxs5nVAtF1qmrm8oo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 28-03-2012, 18:03:41
And how do you draw Milliband?
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-03-2012, 18:03:09
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5b2zivpnS0w/T3MGGFcP-PI/AAAAAAAAArA/ak7dYishnd0/s1600/richard_harrow_boardwalk_empire_painting.jpg)

Shut up and take my money!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-03-2012, 20:03:40
How to Cheat at Battleship without cheating:

http://pages.physics.cornell.edu/~aalemi/battleship/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-03-2012, 22:03:25
Face transplant gives man new jaw, teeth and tongue http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17539331 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17539331)

Pretty amazing stuff!  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-03-2012, 23:03:44
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3604276_460s_v1.jpg)

RIP!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-03-2012, 23:03:00
^ WTH cancer at 18 years old?!

Bummer... I liked his animations... RIP Edd.

EDIT: Ah leukemia... That explains it... Horrible. My elementary school teacher's son passed away because of it too. And he was such a nice kid...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 29-03-2012, 00:03:52
(http://i.imgur.com/xxyhg.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qceso.jpg)

(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/111/42714610150584983017047.jpg)

Translation:
June 11 1922
Shooting party (local shooting-society)

There will be entertaining like american lottery, guessing-games, Monte Carlo.
Ball- and Egg-throwing on niggers

And dancing
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Post by: Biiviz on 29-03-2012, 02:03:26
You forgot to mention the coffee, sandwiches and soda.
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Post by: VonMudra on 29-03-2012, 06:03:24
http://www.tooshocking.com/videos/10623/No_Ones_In_The_Metro

The real question here, is who here WOULDN'T do this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-03-2012, 08:03:40
Something nice from the people over at Goddard Space Flight Center:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UIKmSQqp8wY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 29-03-2012, 09:03:22
Something nice from the people over at Goddard Space Flight Center:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UIKmSQqp8wY

Pfff and people thought they went through bad things, tell it to the moon bro.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-03-2012, 11:03:42
Finnish Defence Forces videos on armored vehicles and anti-tank infantry. Some pretty cool clips if you ask me, especially the Leopards firing at the end. The infantry video has nice slo-mos of AT weapons being fired.

Armor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxaJ5ogrq4

Infantry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 29-03-2012, 11:03:10
Thought this was humor related thread, good videos nonetheless bra.

Some of us took art classes, y'know.
(http://i.imgur.com/F3wxY.jpg)
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-03-2012, 12:03:05
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/945521225.gif)
Spiderbro high-priest.




(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/normal_945741650.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/945721648.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-03-2012, 18:03:36
Finnish Defence Forces videos on armored vehicles and anti-tank infantry. Some pretty cool clips if you ask me, especially the Leopards firing at the end. The infantry video has nice slo-mos of AT weapons being fired.

Armor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxaJ5ogrq4

Infantry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY

Very much reminds me of my last 5 weeks in the army. We were doing a maneuver with 23 leopards, and it pretty much looked the same when they shot in group combat simulation. Even thou the exercise ammunition isn't that loud as combat ammo, its still fucking loud when you stand 15 meters to 12 shooting leopards. My clothes felt completely skin tight because of the huge pressure coming from the guns. It just pressed everything against me. Really amazing to see so many tanks so close tearing shit up :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 29-03-2012, 18:03:05
Infantry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY

Gives nice hint what might be happening inside, when you see the smoke bursting out from barrel of hit tank  ;D
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Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-03-2012, 20:03:05
The inside turns into a huge pressure cooker ;)

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Post by: siben on 29-03-2012, 20:03:35
Breach must have been open, otherwise it is rather strange to see.
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Post by: RommelBr on 30-03-2012, 02:03:22

   I will just leave here.

   (http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/127/9/8/Erwin_rommel_by_thamppi.jpg)
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Post by: DLFReporter on 30-03-2012, 09:03:18
Not really the last, others were 'knighted' up till 1945.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-03-2012, 14:03:09
Come on, DLF, don't be such a troll. It's obviously about chivalry like the romanticized knights that never existed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-03-2012, 15:03:35
DLF is a German, of course he feels slightly insulted. As if there are no chivalry spirits amongst Germans today.

Moreover, Erwin Rommel was a Field Marshall.
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Post by: G.Drew on 30-03-2012, 15:03:12
(http://i.imgur.com/4w8nj.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-03-2012, 16:03:46
I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

Rommel was a good marshal, as in he fought fair and wassent like other jackasses who killed POWs, civilians and such. He was a respected man for a reason.

EDIT=SORRY MIXED HIM AGAIN WITH WITTMAN! (the nazi part)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 30-03-2012, 16:03:15
I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

I once heard a lecture of Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager, he was one of the last survivors of the Hitler Assassination Attempt in 1944. One of the brighter moments in early German history..Really interesting man, unfortunately he passed away in 2008 :(.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-03-2012, 16:03:26
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-03-2012, 16:03:21
Mudra would argue that Partisans are killer in disguise, no different than today's Iraqi/Afghan insurgents.

But I disagree though, how can you not fight murderous totalitarian regime? Would they concede to your democratic demands and such in peace?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 30-03-2012, 16:03:11
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.

Yeah, they kill your soldiers and you should treat them as heroes? I would have them executed too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-03-2012, 16:03:04
Of course Rommel didn't kill any civilians, where would you find civilians to kill int he middle of the desert. However his treatment of the French resistance once he was in charge of normandy wasn't much different from other German officials.
This was simply an international law. A combatment in civilian clothes is considerd a spy/resistance and was to be excecuted.

Germany did it alot, but USA and UK also did it.

And russian partisans? Many fought for there motherland with honour, Many where murderers who burned entire villages if they dint helped them.


I think Claus von Stauffenberg is the biggest hero of the german army.

I once heard a lecture of Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager, he was one of the last survivors of the Hitler Assassination Attempt in 1944. One of the brighter moments in early German history..Really interesting man, unfortunately he passed away in 2008 :(.
Many, if not all men in the assasination attempt where heroes. There's many unsung heroes in the GERMAN resistance, with many stories simply forgotten
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Post by: Wasntmenl on 30-03-2012, 17:03:53
Where are the jokes  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-03-2012, 17:03:28
Where are the jokes  :-X
Here's one:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg/800px-Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-03-2012, 17:03:14
Where are the jokes  :-X
Here's one:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg/800px-Rick_Santorum_by_Gage_Skidmore_3.jpg)

I found the talk about killing frenchmen far less depressing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 30-03-2012, 17:03:21
He looks like a freaking evengelical guys :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-03-2012, 17:03:54
Can anyone caption the joke, I couldn't understand
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 30-03-2012, 17:03:23
"I want the church and government to become one. Therefore I can be Presidunt and Archbishup!"

"Seriously."

Oh yeah, and im sure theres some daddy issues that are mixed in there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-03-2012, 17:03:44
From your mocking comments I sense that the Person raising his hand is Republican.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-03-2012, 17:03:04
From your mocking comments I sense that the Person raising his hand is Republican.

Yeah, although that is not really the problem. The problem is that he is a religious nutbag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-03-2012, 17:03:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3626654_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-03-2012, 17:03:27
Guys, don't you see the printed bills?

It says: "In God We Trust."

Says one Republican to me.

Seriously, US has some religious nutjob problem. Even from fanatic Indonesian Christian point of view.

Anyway some local jokes:

(http://theposkamling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/senkonneri.jpg)

Shirrr Sean Connery in disguise (Senkoneri, that's how we phonetically read his name), marrying a local:

(http://theposkamling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/312778_10150376538928139_506958138_8353085_591749198_n.jpg)

Needed! 1 Jamesbon(d) guy
Jamesbon = JAga MESjid & keBON (guarding the mosque & garden)
Criteria: Moslem, diligent, able to recite prayer, unmarried, preferably university student
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-03-2012, 19:03:05
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/World/Indonesia_To_Ban_Mini_Skirts_Under_Tough_Anti_Pornography_Law-7343.html

No skirts above the knee  :-\ Everywhere I look religion seems to get the upper hand again in governments. Arabia, the US with their talented Republican candidates and now Indonesia.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 30-03-2012, 23:03:57
http://www.indiatvnews.com/news/World/Indonesia_To_Ban_Mini_Skirts_Under_Tough_Anti_Pornography_Law-7343.html

No skirts above the knee  :-\ Everywhere I look religion seems to get the upper hand again in governments. Arabia, the US with their talented Republican candidates and now Indonesia.

Just to play a little devils advocate here Fuch's......Would you be okay with no laws on what people had to wear in public?  It may sound like a nice plan when looking at the chicky in that link you posted up but what about when you are out walking with the wife and kids and that 300LB orca fat lezbo from down the street decides she does not feel like wearing anything at all as she heads down to the local store to score a case of Oreo's.  As your whole family pukes all over the sidewalk I bet you would wish for a society that had some limits in place. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-03-2012, 01:03:39
Well, honestly, I don't have to live in Indonesia. If people there are more happy when they don't get to see women in miniskirts, that is probably their deal. As long as they don't prevent people from leaving the country, forcing them to live with these rules.

Though we all know that the reason mentioned is bullshit. When I use to drive around in a 200.000$ Ferrari, I can't be blamed when people feel the need to steal it, because the sight of the Ferrari makes em get desires and "do things", can I?

Just to play a little devils advocate here Fuch's......Would you be okay with no laws on what people had to wear in public?  It may sound like a nice plan when looking at the chicky in that link you posted up but what about when you are out walking with the wife and kids and that 300LB orca fat lezbo from down the street decides she does not feel like wearing anything at all as she heads down to the local store to score a case of Oreo's.  As your whole family pukes all over the sidewalk I bet you would wish for a society that had some limits in place.

Would be almost okay for me, especially when it is common habbit that people run around with no clothes.

But miniskirts are probably common in Indonesia for longer now. Enforcing this law now means a setback to individual freedom.

However, your example tells a fairytale about intolerance. You mock 300LB fat orca people, you're mocking homosexuals (that lezbo) and you don't want your wife and kids to be bothered with anything unusual because you're embarrassed to explain your kids the world they're living in. But when it comes to environmetal polution due to puking on the sidewalk because you can't hide your feelings about that sight, that is ok, right?

Actually I propose a law that punishes puking on sidewalks. Next time you plan to express your feeling by puking, bring a barf bag.

 8)
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-03-2012, 01:03:26
Lets be fair to Lainer Dukat, it really isn't a nice sight to see:
(http://i.imgur.com/6Hjp4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 31-03-2012, 02:03:21
Well, honestly, I don't have to live in Indonesia. If people there are more happy when they don't get to see women in miniskirts, that is probably their deal. As long as they don't prevent people from leaving the country, forcing them to live with these rules.


  Me as well....I just really hate seeing us western types taking a big shit on another nations culture and laws without stepping back and looking at ourselves.  I would never want to live in a European country (say England) where my right to defense of myself/family/property was severely hampered by the law of the land.  Just as I am sure many Euro types would scoff at the idea of living in the USA where many of our labor laws favor the employer over that of the employee.  Anyway...Drink time....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 04:03:48
Those people always throw any Fatwas regarding sexuality, but seems to never work for other more important matter like violence and child abuse (children forced to be beggar).

You see that bullshit typical female-blaming reason for rape cases, I say it is more than that. It is fucking trash talk from under developed cavemen who denied their own history. Back in ancient days, our women used to went topless everywhere, as you can see in many depictions on paintings in Bali.

Quote
Though we all know that the reason mentioned is bullshit. When I use to drive around in a 200.000$ Ferrari, I can't be blamed when people feel the need to steal it, because the sight of the Ferrari makes em get desires and "do things", can I?

Here is what a priest says:
You can develop any thoughts seeing provoking subjects. But to be blinded from the word of God is a more serious matter.

One day a courtesan was brought into the attention of Jesus by several clerics. They demanded that Jeesus acted like "what's written," but His reply was simple "those who never commit any sin, may cast the first stone." The logic here is that if there are no sin, there will be nothing to forgive. We have to accept that people values are different, and because of that we have to be always ready to forgive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 31-03-2012, 05:03:45
I pft at all of your peoples religious problems :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-03-2012, 08:03:19
I pft at all of your peoples religious problems :|

Kudos and a beer to you. I honestly cannot and will never take anyone seriously taking their sweet time to talk about religion this religion that. I even have a jewish friend who mocks her own religion for fun and doesnt give a shit, all in good fun. People who take this too seriously are fanatics or so easily offended, take a chill pill and relax and have fun.

Im agnostic, but Im open enough to talk about religion believes, the universe and everything.

So, if you want your little party of relgious fanatism or fight because of different of believes take it to pm's and stop to pollude this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 08:03:54
So, if you want your little party of relgious fanatism or fight because of different of believes take it to pm's and stop to pollude this thread.

I'm sorry who did that here?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-03-2012, 08:03:44
I'm sorry who did that here?

This is a joke thread, we post jokes, if you see a poster with ridiculous ideas, then let it pass, not worth it engaging in discussion that usually ends up with flaming.

Here's a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3coFeVNdv7M&list=FL8Zj8AADdpd8nMPAclGalpQ&index=12&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 09:03:56
Should have watched this series man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLrWgVPeCzI&feature=BFa&list=PL0823E8ABCD7630A0&lf=results_main
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 31-03-2012, 09:03:05
I'm sorry who did that here?

This is a joke thread, we post jokes, if you see a poster with ridiculous ideas, then let it pass, not worth it engaging in discussion that usually ends up with flaming.

Here's a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3coFeVNdv7M&list=FL8Zj8AADdpd8nMPAclGalpQ&index=12&feature=plpp_video

Put on your glasses and read the title again, wiseguy. 'I went on the internet and I found this' does not imply it needs to be funny, there have been previous examples about this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-03-2012, 09:03:06
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3634946_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2012, 13:03:38
This does not only happen in games, but the flaw of huge bomber formation:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Bombardierung_Berlins.jpg)

That's whats going to happen in that picture in other thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 31-03-2012, 14:03:10
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 31-03-2012, 14:03:56
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3634946_460s.jpg)

This is what the Government tries to Hide.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 31-03-2012, 15:03:18
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.

Well god dammit I don't want to live in a world where I cant stockpile high caliber weaponry and MRE's to defend my home!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-03-2012, 15:03:57
(http://www.imperialclub.com/Yr/1966/BlackBeauty/1966ImperialBlackBeauty05.jpg)
Batmobile, Burt Ward, Adam West, Van Williams, Bruce Lee and Black Beauty.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 31-03-2012, 16:03:13
   Good old Times, when CoD wasn't this Crap...

   Call of Duty 1 Main Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZ2yZhgh_4)

   ...Nostalgic  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-03-2012, 21:03:41
http://boingboing.net/2010/12/04/glorious-elaborate-p.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 31-03-2012, 22:03:23
While I am agnostic now and have come to believe that religion has a ton of faults, I am confident that with or without religion humanity would find many new and brilliant reasons to continue killing each other. Just because somebody is an atheist, it doesn't mean that they aren't a piece of shit, born to kill asshole. Religion can certainly be a motivation to kill, but it's far from the only one. I do think that religion and the government do not mix and that this country is more messed up because it is, though. On gun control, I believe that every responsible, mentally stable civilian that has never committed a felony or a misdemeanor, should be able to own a gun. I am for stricter regulation of certain weapons, but to outlaw guns would be a massive mistake due to the sheer number of guns already in this country. It will never be a problem for a criminal to get an illegal weapon here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 31-03-2012, 22:03:00
People overestimate the influence religion has on the actions of most people, both in the positive sense (someone who is a dickhead won't stop being a dickhead because of some religious notion) and in the negative sense (someone who picks a fight over religion will also pick one over any other bullshit).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 01-04-2012, 00:04:51
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.

Swing and a miss!  I was just trying to point out that you crying over mini skirts in Indonesia is about as retarded as me whining about the lack firearms in Europe.  Not all cultures are going to value the same things.  So no...Not "Damn euro's." just one really dense piece of eurotrash.   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 01-04-2012, 00:04:23
Different cultures, sure. But from my experience the average Indonesian is not a deeply religious Muslim. Currently my dad got three Indonesians over at his work from Jakarta. All three say they are Muslim but they only go to the mosque one day a week, they all drink alcohol when they want a beer or whatever and he even spotted them eating pork. But they might have not known it was pork..

Also, I wont comment on gun laws for their state is depressing in the Netherlands. And after a shooting last year the laws are once more sharpened. Like it will help.. Look at Switzerland.. Or Belgium.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 01-04-2012, 04:04:21
If you want to see some not-so-religious Muslims look over at Azerbaijan and Bosnia. Those dudes are the chillest Muslims around, almost like the hippies of Islam :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 01-04-2012, 04:04:02
Oh geez, I knew this shit would happen, please gentleman, create a religious or different of your world views to discuss this, I come to this thread to see interesting stuff and to laugh, not to see this silly thing.

Here's how russians make stuff for a couple of dollars and end up with badass things. A russian guy built himself a quad bike out of scrap for 125$

http://englishrussia.com/2012/03/22/how-to-assemble-a-quad-bike/#more-96695
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 01-04-2012, 11:04:52
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6j/u9r/kb1x/458649/947381857.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2012, 11:04:16
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/6j/u9r/kb1x/458649/947381857.gif)
Like a BAWWEEZZ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 01-04-2012, 12:04:42
(http://www.hornoxe.com/wp-content/picdumps/picdump251/hornoxe.com_picdump251_008.jpg)

I loved when my mother used to read that for me when I was 5. It may be cruel but it always had a lesson. Like the Daumenlutscher (thumb sucker) who gets his fingers cut off.
Hans Guckindieluft (watch in the air) who always looked into the sky and fell into a channel.
And the Suppenkaspar, a boy who doesn´t want to eat his soup and is getting thinner and thinner until he is starving.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/H_Hoffmann_Struwwel_18.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2012, 12:04:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kUIotI9qEA

meanwhile in israel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 01-04-2012, 19:04:00
I loved when my mother used to read that for me when I was 5. It may be cruel but it always had a lesson. Like the Daumenlutscher (thumb sucker) who gets his fingers cut off.
Hans Guckindieluft (watch in the air) who always looked into the sky and fell into a channel.
And the Suppenkaspar, a boy who doesn´t want to eat his soup and is getting thinner and thinner until he is starving.

Scare tactics, you gotta hate or love em. My mum used to say, that if I didnt ate my soup, the water tank would eat me. Turns out that the water tank had some details like a mouth and I had nightmares for months when I was 7. Great work mum! That surely teached me to eat my soup---NOT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-04-2012, 21:04:02
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/H_Hoffmann_Struwwel_18.jpg)

That is probably some german cultural asset. My grandma used to read stories from this book when I was a little boy. She already read them for my mother. Was the same edition as shown above. I recognize the drawings. You really brought up some memories.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2012, 23:04:13
Recieving another Finnish language lesson from Ciupita just now, made me realize the following.

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1283/onedoesnotsimplytransla.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-04-2012, 00:04:20
Nice story there, Yustax.  ;D

Haha, thank you nice to hear i brought back some memories, Dukat.

And if you really want your children to eat soup don´t startle them but manipulate them like my parents did with me when I was a small child. I used to have a bowl with drawings on it: The little Tiger and the little Bear who were dancing. I LOVED them. When I didn´t want to eat something out of that bowl my parents told me that the little Tiger and Bear would be very very sad. It worked...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-04-2012, 03:04:32
My elders also told me, if I didn't finish the rice, it will cry. At first I did,kt believe it, but then they showed me rotten rice, which have some sticky goos in them. They say, the tears are like this, the rice is simply fermented.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 02-04-2012, 18:04:38
Oooo pretty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgHSaNtAMjs

They say flying car, but it's more like a roadable aircraft. You can land/takeoff at an airfield then drive home in it. 10 minute rotor deploy time and 540 foot runway needed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-04-2012, 18:04:19
And it has civil aviation registration (PH-PAV). It was a big OMG no looking at it. You have to pay for that and the road license plate.

(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/fps5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-04-2012, 21:04:13
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/phoneproblem.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 02-04-2012, 22:04:58
(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/07.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/17.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/20.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/23.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/25.gif)

(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/147/27.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-04-2012, 23:04:09
This isn't a repost I hope...



(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3686104_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-04-2012, 19:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U48uDLQ2_fs&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 03-04-2012, 20:04:04
I cant wait for 2.5!

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2862503_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-04-2012, 20:04:17
Holy cow, poor guys house..
http://youtu.be/OMPCDhOleik
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 03-04-2012, 21:04:26
(http://i.imgur.com/Cz3zR.jpg)
(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Some-Statistic-100-of-men-didnt-notice-King-Kong-is-on-the-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 03-04-2012, 21:04:04
doh ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 03-04-2012, 21:04:15
^ Which King Kong  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-04-2012, 21:04:14

(http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Some-Statistic-100-of-men-didnt-notice-King-Kong-is-on-the-picture.jpg)
And how is that the King Kong anyway?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2012, 23:04:13
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3690307_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3682633_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 03-04-2012, 23:04:04
I really, really, really fucking hate 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 04-04-2012, 00:04:22
you hate funny pictures  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-04-2012, 00:04:11
Holy cow, poor guys house..
http://youtu.be/OMPCDhOleik

Well, I think 60 years ago we (germans) did the same in russia. Back in those days, we made those houses burn. Plus: We did not just make 50 people homeless but made sure they died in their houses on that occasion right away. Here it is totally uncertain whether there were people in it. So in terms of badassery, the U.S.A. have still much to learn, when they wanna keep up with the evilness of Nazigermany. Sit down, you've failed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 04-04-2012, 00:04:49
Holy cow, poor guys house..
http://youtu.be/OMPCDhOleik

Well, I think 60 years ago we (germans) did the same in russia. Back in those days, we made those houses burn. Plus: We did not just make 50 people homeless but made sure they died in their houses on that occasion right away. Here it is totally uncertain whether there were people in it. So in terms of badassery, the U.S.A. have still much to learn, when they wanna keep up with the evilness of Nazigermany. Sit down, you've failed.

Yeah and Russians did the same later for you. Plus for 20 million of their own people. Not to talk about what japanese did to chinese back then. Nazis weren't that bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-04-2012, 00:04:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFtkJd8w5UQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-04-2012, 01:04:18
I really, really, really fucking hate 9gag.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3691393_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3692853_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2012, 01:04:28
you hate funny pictures  ???

I hate the way 9gag misuses memes and totally ignores what they are actually representing, plus I find most of the 9gag crap to also overuse memes (to the point at which the entire joke is just memes built on memes).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-04-2012, 02:04:22
(http://i.imgur.com/TvPT2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-04-2012, 02:04:45
Thank you, EU.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 04-04-2012, 02:04:50
Fuckin' 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-04-2012, 02:04:58
hahaha, i stoped reading when they said 4chan is immy hendrix playing all along the watchtower
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-04-2012, 06:04:43
History of everything and Justin Beiber? That's like hipster reasoning. It's like a long read of some nerd telling us fairytale of "before memes went mainstream."

I read something awful, failblog, and YTMND like almost everytime i'm in the internet. But talking to other 99% people in your real life seems weird, and those memes doesn't seem to connect. Every "forever alone" guy will feel empowered by this. But a healthy, sociable people feel something wrong.

9gag is created by an ex-Hong Kong banker, and they were meant to upload jokes and stuffs. If the users overflood the site with tired jokes and internet memes, than so be it. They never claim to be the source of the memes anyway. Where's that accusation came from? Even Know Your MEME (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-people-think-i-do-what-i-really-do) didn't credit "What People Think I Do/What I Really Do" meme to 9gag.

Well, I am neutral to 9gag and...

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/342/129969639840.gif)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 04-04-2012, 09:04:36
Nothin I hate more than a joke thats pre-planned :| Screw all these sites :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-04-2012, 11:04:17
Nothin I hate more than a joke thats pre-planned :| Screw all these sites :|

this, all those sites are garbage on their own, no need to glorified some and bash others. and also, no need to compare then to jimmy fucking hendrix :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 04-04-2012, 11:04:07
9gag also happens to have super annoying community btw.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-04-2012, 12:04:58
Community? But they are facebook users!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 04-04-2012, 12:04:53
Facebook user =/= 9gag idiot

Facebook is just way they comment on stuff there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-04-2012, 14:04:57
So it can be approximated that they are same.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-04-2012, 14:04:21
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/9fag.png)

Granted, idiot Facebook users should be almost the same size as Facebook users.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-04-2012, 15:04:38
Shouldn't the Idiot circle have a bigger radius?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-04-2012, 15:04:35
Shouldn't the Idiot circle have a bigger radius?

Let's assume they're the cream of the crop
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 04-04-2012, 15:04:18
Shouldn't the Idiot circle have a bigger radius?

Let's assume they're the cream of the crap

Fixed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-04-2012, 15:04:13
(http://i.imgur.com/AWWwT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: gavrant on 04-04-2012, 16:04:58
To distract you from bashing of facebookies and idiots, here's a short video of hilarious glitch in FIFA 12 game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vJvEgNeU4kQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vJvEgNeU4kQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2012, 16:04:52
you hate funny pictures  ???

I hate the way 9gag misuses memes and totally ignores what they are actually representing, plus I find most of the 9gag crap to also overuse memes (to the point at which the entire joke is just memes built on memes).
hipster vonmudra



THATS FOR 1 april you piker!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 04-04-2012, 17:04:01
Let's fly... a Lancaster heavy bomber...  :o  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXnVQftvIBA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2012, 22:04:02
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/im-han-kinect-star/728712


Cause star wars needs clubs to yo!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-04-2012, 23:04:53
That's not real, is it? Is it? Is it..?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-04-2012, 23:04:58
That's not real, is it? Is it? Is it..?

Unfortunately, it is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 04-04-2012, 23:04:14
Crushing the dream crusher?
wait what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-04-2012, 23:04:41
I am the ultimate crusher, the ball breaker.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-04-2012, 23:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPeAv_DCVs&feature=related


haters gonna hate
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-04-2012, 23:04:37
They should at least have Lando do his famous colt 45 dance. White men cant dance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 05-04-2012, 00:04:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPeAv_DCVs&feature=related


haters gonna hate

(http://seemore.altervista.org/albums/random-shit./hatters-gonna-hat.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN5Izcf-z9k

Damn wind playing with our toys.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 05-04-2012, 04:04:05
Star wars is getting REAL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HuC6q9kbryw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 05-04-2012, 09:04:34
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3701511_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 05-04-2012, 09:04:06
^grammatically inconsistent
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 05-04-2012, 16:04:33
I think the Librarians' Guild and English Teachers' Association joined forces and created 9gag and similar sites to troll the internet into submission by making bad grammar/spelling uncool. -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-04-2012, 22:04:17
*Liberians Gild
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-04-2012, 22:04:18
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/im-han-kinect-star/728712


Cause star wars needs clubs to yo!

A comment on that site summed up it pretty well:

"Killing a Legacy...thats how its done!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2012, 22:04:28
guys chill the fuck out, its a sidegame....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 06-04-2012, 01:04:47
guys chill the fuck out, its a sidegame....

Why you dont chill when the renders for new renders were fake? It's just a game...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 06-04-2012, 02:04:05


"Killing a Legacy...thats how its done!"

Nah...They already did that with the last three movies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2012, 12:04:21
New Zealand is finally starting to take seriously the possibility of Finns invading their islands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBgUy08ZYU

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 06-04-2012, 13:04:45
New Zealand is finally starting to take seriously the possibility of Finns invading their islands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBgUy08ZYU
Hilarious! From what I understand this is his joke-reply to some comments made by another NZ politician about Finland? Since the bill doesn't matter anyways and would pass (almost) unanimously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-04-2012, 13:04:55
New Zealand is finally starting to take seriously the possibility of Finns invading their islands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlBgUy08ZYU
Hilarious! From what I understand this is his joke-reply to some comments made by another NZ politician about Finland? Since the bill doesn't matter anyways and would pass (almost) unanimously.
Indeed ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 06-04-2012, 13:04:52
(http://www.barack-obama-photos.com/obama-is-a-player-pimp.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-04-2012, 15:04:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=n2HJCpeMNi4

awesome

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3718411_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 06-04-2012, 16:04:57
Dollar $have Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-04-2012, 16:04:52
Dollar $have Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)

spared no expense..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 07-04-2012, 16:04:06
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/27543_123049624400650_360_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-04-2012, 16:04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ALbQQzePzt4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 07-04-2012, 20:04:04
Dunno if its for the "fun" section but still.

http://www.skoften.net/index/video/het_schietgrage_amerikaanse_leger_in_irak
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 07-04-2012, 22:04:06
Dollar $have Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI)
Sold.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-04-2012, 01:04:34
Took this shamelessly from a popular german newssite:

You might all have heard about the google glasses project. If not, look here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4

Now to the funny stuff:

What if Microsoft would be developing these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwModZmOzDs

And, err, do we want that at all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3TAOYXT840

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 08-04-2012, 02:04:35
Took this shamelessly from a popular german newssite:

You might all have heard about the google glasses project. If not, look here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6W4CCU9M4

Now to the funny stuff:

What if Microsoft would be developing these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwModZmOzDs

And, err, do we want that at all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3TAOYXT840
Looks like the most annoying thing ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 09-04-2012, 02:04:20
(http://www.n0.se/f/m/a925a_1333906249.png)

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sneakygit.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-04-2012, 23:04:50
Kramer listens to one of these new song popular amongst the kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSYTGU5EGY


They are coming.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/rise_of_excavator.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Viktor2a5 on 10-04-2012, 00:04:51
Kramer listens to one of these new song popular amongst the kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSSYTGU5EGY


They are coming.

[img]
Reminds me of some incidents the Denmark. The army's recovery vehicle had to be called in ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-04-2012, 08:04:19
Some WTF discussions about how to effectively kill Cane Toad pests in Australia.

http://www2b.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/newposts/2745/topic2742998.shtm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-04-2012, 10:04:38
Now I have officially seen everything:
I found this on Steam:
(http://media.desura.com/images/games/1/15/14595/Pat_a_Mat_4c5a638a788e3_1.jpg)
Now on 50% sale at ONLY 4.99€ for eight more hours.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 10-04-2012, 11:04:34
Isn't it just nice that there are some childrens games too? Obviously you are not the target group of that game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-04-2012, 11:04:49
If you look at the Steam description it says for children AND THEIR PARENTS alike. I just thought it was funny to find this, i'm not facepalming because of it. I think you misunderstood the point of my message, which is: There are gems like these around for half the price for 8 more hours. Then its 9.99€
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 10-04-2012, 11:04:49
That is so awesome. I really loved that show when I was young, still do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 10-04-2012, 11:04:44
I think I tried one of those pat & mat car building game at a game store way back in the day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-04-2012, 11:04:34
Pat & Mat is bloody awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2012, 18:04:11
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3783489_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 10-04-2012, 18:04:23
Haha, we need a Forgotten Hope version of that one!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-04-2012, 19:04:39
Well, that was all sorts of funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-04-2012, 21:04:21
Highway to Hell, Ukrainian version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YQ24i1wP0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YQ24i1wP0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-04-2012, 21:04:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SbZmaU_7I&feature=related

I call your AC/DC and raise you a Pink Sabbath
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 11-04-2012, 16:04:24
Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-04-2012, 16:04:50
Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).

That was indeed pretty fucking sweet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 11-04-2012, 17:04:59
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-yalright-there-cat.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 11-04-2012, 17:04:47
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-yalright-there-cat.gif)

Mommy I'm scared hold me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-04-2012, 18:04:49
Well, that was all sorts of funny.
the last girl her face is fucking awesome

"i am SO never doing that again"


Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).

That was indeed pretty fucking sweet.

brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-04-2012, 19:04:10
Best commercial. Ever.
Meanwhile in Belgium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw).

That is epic win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 11-04-2012, 19:04:40
Guy on the bike reminds me of Rammstein's keyboarder.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-04-2012, 21:04:06
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/416dbca21ac54586f93adc8a5158e849/l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-04-2012, 21:04:15
Airline Toilet Artist Flemish thingy whassaname boredom picture taking on long flights http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/ (http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/)

Ahh there's moar  :D http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php (http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php)

Must be a long que to use the bog once she starts.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-04-2012, 04:04:06
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/416dbca21ac54586f93adc8a5158e849/l.jpg)

Indonesian band!  :D

Airline Toilet Artist Flemish thingy whassaname boredom picture taking on long flights http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/ (http://laughingsquid.com/airplane-lavatory-self-portraits-in-the-flemish-style/)

Ahh there's moar  :D http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php (http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php)

Must be a long que to use the bog once she starts.....

Amongst aviation enthusiast, it is known as "Laviator" (Lavatory + Aviator)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 12-04-2012, 17:04:16
(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg705/scaled.php?server=705&filename=skrmavbild20120412kl170.png&res=landing)
Who to despise more, the person who posts this or the ones who 'like' it...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 12-04-2012, 17:04:01
¨Reply with "Cancer - Helping keep the human population growth in check one person at a time."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 12-04-2012, 18:04:47
Truth about Finnish army:
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/suomen_armeija.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-04-2012, 19:04:17
Budget cuts on clothing are never nice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-04-2012, 19:04:48
They can't even afford ridable wolfs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 12-04-2012, 19:04:34
I do not find this attractive at all. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-04-2012, 19:04:26
I do not find this attractive at all. |:
I cannot fathom why anyone would.

---

Just like in Zanzibar:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/954471454.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2012, 20:04:19
I do not find this attractive at all. |:
I cannot fathom why anyone would.

---

Just like in Zanzibar:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/954471454.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wGhQkRgX0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 12-04-2012, 20:04:19
Hey, thats pretty good, He even walks properly.
Cardboard box is too small though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-04-2012, 23:04:56
Why does a Mil Mi Hind has to be so fucking cool over a city? :

http://youtu.be/FrhLueO_Iho?t=2m13s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 12-04-2012, 23:04:20
I think hes got a magical mouth...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkGL-HIEfI&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-04-2012, 00:04:44
Warning! Not funny!

Private Security Guards Shoot Somali Pirates:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82433535/?lt=em (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82433535/?lt=em)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-04-2012, 00:04:49
Warning! Funny!

Somalian pirates and whatnot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBoO4GzHaI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-04-2012, 02:04:20
I feel mocked now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-04-2012, 12:04:29
I feel mocked now.
Aww :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-04-2012, 12:04:37
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2955344_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-04-2012, 14:04:21
(http://i.imgur.com/N2AV6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 13-04-2012, 15:04:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2955344_700b.jpg)

Here's the real version :

http://imageshack.us/f/689/1275836457803.png/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 13-04-2012, 15:04:30
Thankyou LHeureux, that was exquisitely thorough. : )

Here's an awesome song and video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJfmsA-Yxk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-04-2012, 15:04:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

Just flippy on his daily commute

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3811419_460s.jpg)

PRAISE THE LORD! HALLELUJA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 13-04-2012, 16:04:08
Well, it's better than a burkini  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 13-04-2012, 17:04:30
I dont understand why people run away from me when Im on my daily walk around the city. And whats up with all the helicopters...?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 13-04-2012, 18:04:13
i can totally understand running away from finns
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 13-04-2012, 18:04:32
If you don't know what this is you should delete your account here.

My favourite multi player weapon in this game :p

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-little-guy-wants-a-finger.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 13-04-2012, 19:04:36
I have no idea what that is. HL1  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 13-04-2012, 19:04:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E

Ah finally a movie worth watching xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 13-04-2012, 19:04:49
I have no idea what that is. HL1  ???
Kill yourself. Kill yourself now. But you are allowed to do it quickly & painlessly since your guess was correct.

I always liked the laser-sight-mine/explosives. And that map where you could launch the nuke & everyone who was not inside the bunker died. That bunker + previously mentioned mines = fun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 13-04-2012, 19:04:20
The map where you can raise the water level and drown everyone was the best.

Undertow, it was called.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 13-04-2012, 19:04:08
I have no idea what that is. HL1  ???
Kill yourself. Kill yourself now. But you are allowed to do it quickly & painlessly since your guess was correct.

I always liked the laser-sight-mine/explosives. And that map where you could launch the nuke & everyone who was not inside the bunker died. That bunker + previously mentioned mines = fun.

That map was awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 13-04-2012, 20:04:46
Ive played Half Life 1, but never multiplayer. It was a bit before I started really gaming I'm afraid to say. Sounds like 10x more fun than the most popular MP games out currently though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 13-04-2012, 22:04:06
the nuke map?
bitch please, its called crossfire, and I spent hours after class playing it with 5 other friends until I got hungry, at around 7 pm :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-04-2012, 00:04:41
Here's the real version :

http://imageshack.us/f/689/1275836457803.png/

After intense studies I consider myself the hardcore gamer. :P



Here's an awesome song and video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJfmsA-Yxk

Did anyone else desperately try to cover the gore with the mouse cursor? I liked the music though.


If you don't know what this is you should delete your account here.

My favourite multi player weapon in this game :p

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-little-guy-wants-a-finger.gif)

There was this level with 3 floors. I really liked to drop em down to the first floor when I knew somebody was down there. It was the times of LAN games and it was realy priceless to listen to the reaction of my buddies: ARGG. OHHH. NOOO. DAMMIT. ARRRGGHH.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Knitschi on 14-04-2012, 10:04:39
Yeah good old half life.... It was one of the games that got me hooked on multiplayer fps games. Don't remember it having so few polygones though  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 14-04-2012, 11:04:26
A game that works on a 200MHz Pentium II with 32mb of RAM can't be too good looking ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 14-04-2012, 12:04:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3781574_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 14-04-2012, 13:04:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFj0Pngu_E

Ah finally a movie worth watching xD

I agree!!! If only this was legal 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-04-2012, 18:04:48
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3834519_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-04-2012, 22:04:09
Suddenly, corgis.


Cleaning a corgi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9y22VID_3w

Corgi rush!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 15-04-2012, 03:04:57
Random commentary I found, but just complete gold:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdX-1CC-QoU&feature=g-vrec&context=G272e54dRVAAAAAAAAAQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 15-04-2012, 05:04:10
(http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/11/boba-fett-rum.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-04-2012, 10:04:03
Suddenly, corgis.

Cleaning a corgi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9y22VID_3w


That's Ein from Cowboy Bebop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K_fu-mPNU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 15-04-2012, 11:04:24
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-04-2012, 12:04:48
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

Pretty funny. I still agree with the cop, though. His verbal warning got the point across quite well. A cop calling someone "boy" has to be an American classic. :)


Quote from: Youtube comments
Ya he was doing a public service. What is he going to do give him a ticket to appear in 45 days? When the German fellas no show, are we going to extradite? 15 mph over the limit is reckless driving, an offence for which one is often arrested. At 90 MPH their (I am sure well maintained) rental POS is a weapon. I bet if they killed someone, your significant other perhaps you would be singing a different tune. That HP officer is a dick because we are tired of deadly accidents. Get a clue.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-04-2012, 13:04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 15-04-2012, 15:04:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc
1) Rammstein is so fucking good
2) Those kids rules! The drummer especially.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-04-2012, 16:04:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvGreOQo-WM&feature=BFa&list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg&lf=plcp


Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

If you're not going 80 in Michigan, you're holding up traffic. :I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-04-2012, 16:04:28
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

I really don't care for cops... :|
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-04-2012, 17:04:57
I Got Bronchitis..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0XzgMPvUHk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0XzgMPvUHk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 15-04-2012, 17:04:46
Speeding = ass violation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlDNOhqjI

I really don't care for cops... :|

Actually, he wasn't a very bad cop. I know in Alabama, that the amount of deaths due to reckless driving is huge and the guy driving that car was doing 90 when the speed limit was 70. The idiot driving the car should be thankful that he got off with a warning as opposed to getting a $500 ticket. The police around here are getting really sick of speeding idiots.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 15-04-2012, 18:04:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffCCVl1UXk&feature=BFa&list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg&lf=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2012, 23:04:18
http://dagobah.net/flash/the_great_chimp_heist.swf
Just greasymoose
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 15-04-2012, 23:04:05
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/top_tax_rate.jpg)

might be a repost of my own post... couldn't care less.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 15-04-2012, 23:04:33
http://youtu.be/H1KWtG66lEQ

Ok, this is one of the most awesome things i have seen in a bit, watching for over an hour now to all the videos on the channel.

If you like the moon, then watch it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-04-2012, 23:04:46
http://youtu.be/H1KWtG66lEQ

Ok, this is one of the most awesome things i have seen in a bit, watching for over an hour now to all the videos on the channel.

If you like the moon, then watch it!
WE LIKE THE MOON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw


/Classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 16-04-2012, 03:04:46
WASSUP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16qzZ7J5YQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 16-04-2012, 18:04:56
Which one of you was having your own easter-egg hunt near where these kids were? >:/

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,826595,00.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-04-2012, 23:04:34
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3838867_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 16-04-2012, 23:04:30
I don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-04-2012, 23:04:50
Well the cat will get revenge one day...

That's it...

9GAG humour...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-04-2012, 23:04:34
Which one of you was having your own easter-egg hunt near where these kids were? >:/

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,826595,00.html
"Bazooka" yeah right... lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-04-2012, 12:04:31
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EpfLQPqrxjo/S2pZUGgkNJI/AAAAAAAABHM/yTfMJPH6wgM/s400/nunchucks.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-04-2012, 16:04:06
This isn't a joke but... I found it from the internetz

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/957351107.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 17-04-2012, 17:04:06
At the end of the day its the men with big boobs that suffer most :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-04-2012, 18:04:53
Amen Brother














Should reduce my own
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 17-04-2012, 18:04:53
Small boobs > Huuge boobs

Every modern man will agree with this... I mean you don't want to marry a woman that will have her boobs down to her knees in some 20 years, right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-04-2012, 18:04:57
B and C are best. D is fun when young, A and you might as well date an asian 10 year old boy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 17-04-2012, 18:04:37
Face is most important. But kinda like siben said: A woman must at least have some curves that make her, well a woman. But no fat chicks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-04-2012, 18:04:10
Pretty much yeah. Anorexia girls are a big no no but fat chicks need lovin to
they just gotta pay

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-04-2012, 18:04:55
Every modern man will agree with this... I mean you don't want to marry a woman that will have her boobs down to her knees in some 20 years, right?

To marry, no.


/edit: And you can't motorboat a plank.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-04-2012, 18:04:52
a good B is best, A is actually also awesome.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3875763_460s.jpg)

Or you can end up like this ^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-04-2012, 18:04:46
Somebody put that monstrosity to sleep.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-04-2012, 20:04:39
Pretty decent save.
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-steel-balls.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-04-2012, 20:04:36
Happy Harry rules


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg&feature=endscreen&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEq_Fz3bBO8&feature=relmfu

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547310

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuNeX9kmWw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 17-04-2012, 20:04:14
Here's to all the tailgaters out there...Bstrds :D
Lost Highway Tailgating scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4ETyW6xho (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su4ETyW6xho)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-04-2012, 22:04:10
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Lchaim.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 17-04-2012, 23:04:28
Gotta agree, A/B is best, C ok, D way too big.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-04-2012, 02:04:06
This isn't a joke but... I found it from the internetz

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/957351107.jpg)

Some corrections :

2. You can put things between your boobs with big ones way easier
3. Mmh necklaces look better on women (for men) when they point towards their boobs lol, give you a reason to watch
4. True but always cooler to stare at a nice river than a plain

I don't like too big boobs, C is like perfect for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 18-04-2012, 03:04:15
Anything more than C isn't worth it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 18-04-2012, 10:04:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNLbK8_rBY

Nothing wins good joking about nazis  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-04-2012, 15:04:44
Long repost, but that Mitchell & Webb sketch is very brilliant with their routines.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 18-04-2012, 15:04:10
I like the skull mug, can i have one in red?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-04-2012, 16:04:54
(http://i.imgur.com/3bkrk.png)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 18-04-2012, 16:04:51
So lunch was easy to find then?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 18-04-2012, 17:04:37
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3891291_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2012, 17:04:50
(http://i.imgur.com/3bkrk.png)

[bigboss]Intresting, but how did she tasts?[/bigboss]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 18-04-2012, 18:04:47
Flippy is a female ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-04-2012, 18:04:30
Flippy is a female ???

You think a Warbear dates silly regular bears? No. He likes 'em feisty.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2012, 19:04:33
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/156140_3059992898182_1214218331_32281750_716819986_n.jpg)

Any references to moderators is pure coincidal
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 18-04-2012, 21:04:14
Obviously that was painted by someone who studied historical weaponry...

http://i.imgur.com/M9fmw.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 18-04-2012, 21:04:28
http://i.imgur.com/M9fmw.jpg
Hahaha that one is great!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-04-2012, 21:04:08
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-pictures-history-ooohhh-im-soooooo-scared.jpg)

(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-pictures-history-bear-knife-fights.jpg)

Can Flippy confirm this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 18-04-2012, 22:04:27
Wrong knife, but i think its pretty accurate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-04-2012, 22:04:28
How else would you explain me being freaking awesome during Grizzly Hunts?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 18-04-2012, 22:04:27
(http://r3dux.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ResistanceIsFutile.gif)

Any Electrical Engineers here?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 18-04-2012, 22:04:24
Just don't start about Slippy, his brother. One of those knife-fights just got out of hand..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2012, 22:04:54
i never knew bears could cry, but that day when thorondor was drunk and asked how slippy was....

sad sad day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 18-04-2012, 22:04:26
i never knew bears could cry, but that day when thorondor was drunk and asked how slippy was....

sad sad day

Thorondor drunk? never happens.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-04-2012, 22:04:54
i never knew bears could cry, but that day when thorondor was drunk and asked how slippy was....

sad sad day

Thorondor drunk? never happens.

He's more of a heroin kinda guy, I guess.


/Edit: Also,

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/magic_trick.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 20-04-2012, 09:04:14
(http://i.imgur.com/sibOi.gif)

Bit of an old one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2012, 13:04:54
They did play "Two Hearts" in a plane while boarding. And I kinda rocked to the happy-gay tune.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-04-2012, 15:04:53
My heart breaks :(


(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-how-could-you.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-04-2012, 15:04:39
Now i know where Flippy came from :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHpDPuh8A2Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 20-04-2012, 17:04:17
My heart breaks :(


(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-how-could-you.gif)

he watched Tom & Jerry and saw the world he knew crashing down
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-04-2012, 18:04:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOsrPqYPauc

the great chimp heist
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-04-2012, 18:04:07
ok, 9gag corrupted me.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3914831_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3909478_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3907960_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3910460_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3903061_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2012, 19:04:31
None of them are funny. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 20-04-2012, 19:04:18
I chuckled at the basketball > sex part. See if it was edited to say "nah I'm playing FH at 4, sorry" instead...  ;D

In honor of the Mayan Calendar 2012 end of the world BS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 20-04-2012, 19:04:08
I had small lol at baseball thing too. Some people just haven't heard of printscreen button.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-04-2012, 20:04:27
I had small lol at baseball thing too. Some people just haven't heard of printscreen button.

It's been mentioned before. 9gag users are new to the Internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 20-04-2012, 20:04:53
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3883/1334946222997.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2012, 21:04:23
(http://www.toonhole.com/comics/2010-10-11-032_SpaceHighFive.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-04-2012, 21:04:42
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3922137_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-04-2012, 14:04:20
Sean Connery discusses women slapping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

Loved the ending.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 22-04-2012, 14:04:51
Subway Punk gets owned! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReevc7P0lA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WReevc7P0lA)

Giant Rat' Caught And Killed By Grandad http://uk.news.yahoo.com/giant-rat-caught-killed-grandad-174504562.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/giant-rat-caught-killed-grandad-174504562.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-04-2012, 16:04:29
Speed archaeology with Eddie Izzard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-L9exK-5pg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 22-04-2012, 19:04:30
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ww-german-soldier-totally-looks-like-sheldon-cooper.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-04-2012, 20:04:29
http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

After this you like Rebecca Black her song.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-04-2012, 21:04:20
Hahaha!
I didn't think it could get any worse than Rebecca, once again I was proven wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 22-04-2012, 21:04:01
Damn, bravo Siben, you gave me my WTF moment of the day. Do those people really think they are good singers?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-04-2012, 21:04:05
it to funny to see everybody apologizing in the comments on the Friday video, haha.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 22-04-2012, 21:04:09
http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

After this you like Rebecca Black her song.
My bullshit detector (which was taught to us on 5th grade) is tingling that this is fake, or at least made to mimic Friday. Which is why I won't give it more than 30sec of my life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 22-04-2012, 21:04:29
Even if this is fake, there's even worse non-fake music out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNfwMepTuZ0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 22-04-2012, 21:04:48
Take a look a this band, I still can believe some people can like this. I've showed this video to my guitar teacher and he was crying of laugh so :P

Dying Fetus - Kill your mother, rape your dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqOJD_TdIKY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-04-2012, 22:04:20
Oh, look. It's the grossest food you'll ever find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-04-2012, 23:04:01
Considering how small the portion is, the process of making it is weirdly elaborate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-04-2012, 23:04:19
Oh, look. It's the grossest food you'll ever find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc
Why is this even a thing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-04-2012, 23:04:52
i thought i saw creepy food when tasting MRE's (some where great and delicious, but the ethic ones where horrible)

but this is just



just

just japan i assume
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2012, 00:04:07
(http://i.imgur.com/aHp58.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 23-04-2012, 00:04:39
Such an elegant animal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 23-04-2012, 01:04:51
Star Wars soundtracks on cellos?
yep, this is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o&feature=plcp&context=C456393dVDvjVQa1PpcFOp48IYmyngrQz0JsDozb3s9dHwEP9VXZE%3D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 23-04-2012, 12:04:51
http://youtu.be/__HeE6NWmDE

After this you like Rebecca Black her song.

Siben FTW ! very nice find :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 23-04-2012, 20:04:30
Seniors React - HuskyStarcraft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99bwWcZ2Eg8
Seniors React - SC2 Cast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsyuqQp_UyY

Hilarious  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-04-2012, 03:04:43
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/26/world/asia/nepal-shortest-man-ever/index.html

...why are all the record-holders Asian? Conspiracy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 24-04-2012, 04:04:43
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/26/world/asia/nepal-shortest-man-ever/index.html

...why are all the record-holders Asian? Conspiracy!

For this man, RPGs are real. Rats ARE giant rats. what we consider mundane animals are beasts to befriend or fight to the death. Crocodiles are dragons, bears are hulking titans. A girl with C cups could provide a bed we will never imagine.

I bet this man could ride on the back of an eagle. Now whered all that pity go? I bet it got replaced with jelly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 24-04-2012, 05:04:23
He looks like Achmed. ^_^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Goljatti on 24-04-2012, 21:04:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw

I say that is pretty successful campaign :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-04-2012, 21:04:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw

I say that is pretty successful campaign :D

Already posted earlier in the thread, but still good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-04-2012, 01:04:34
Saw this posted on another forum...  ;D

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Amazon.co.uk)


Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)  (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdp_product)

Just read the reviews etc^  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-04-2012, 02:04:20
http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/26/world/asia/nepal-shortest-man-ever/index.html

...why are all the record-holders Asian? Conspiracy!

For this man, RPGs are real. Rats ARE giant rats. what we consider mundane animals are beasts to befriend or fight to the death. Crocodiles are dragons, bears are hulking titans. A girl with C cups could provide a bed we will never imagine.

I bet this man could ride on the back of an eagle. Now whered all that pity go? I bet it got replaced with jelly.

Nah, I'm just glad I'm 6'2" and cats don't pose a viable threat.

...also, I don't waddle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 25-04-2012, 14:04:47
Saw this posted on another forum...  ;D

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Amazon.co.uk)


Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)  (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdp_product)

Just read the reviews etc^  :D

I just laughed myself to tears  ;D . That top comment, omg :DD And some others too, simply awesome. Wow, im done, made my day. Thanks for that man !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 25-04-2012, 14:04:06
lol, the product comments are really epic  ;D
Quote
Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-04-2012, 18:04:32
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3986576_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 27-04-2012, 07:04:19
Some people actually believe it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-04-2012, 15:04:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3993504_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 27-04-2012, 16:04:30
Wait you're a day early Caturday is tomorrow

>9GAG

oh.

http://blog.makezine.com/2008/01/07/make-your-own-vacuum-tube/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-04-2012, 20:04:53
Real life skyrim! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SEuoEJkODE&feature=g-u-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 27-04-2012, 21:04:26
NICE. I wish theyd shown the prisoner running up to the nearest enemy and impaling his stupid body on their weapon....

I think this is the first time I've wanted to play Skyrim in months. : D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-04-2012, 01:04:09
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m337i0c5wy1qagwiao1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-04-2012, 13:04:13
"State of Chaos - This years blockbuster on your block"

Soooo silly and useless, but this is why the internet was made:

http://chaosinyourtown.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-04-2012, 15:04:56
That'd be a lot cooler if Google didn't take crap pictures of my hometown.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-04-2012, 12:04:57
'sup

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/peach.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 29-04-2012, 14:04:49
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/530039_424835357546287_407481115948378_1431010_887230495_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 29-04-2012, 23:04:25
why does everyone think that flippy always want to attack them?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 29-04-2012, 23:04:49
Obviously saw flippy knocking on a door.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2012, 01:05:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxj1mou03M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 01-05-2012, 01:05:01
http://forgotten-hope.net/

hahahahaha

Oh, this was in my College town...

http://www.cuindependent.com/2012/04/26/bear-tranquilized-in-tree-near-will-vill/34196/

(http://www.cuindependent.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bear03_Duann_04262012.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 01-05-2012, 01:05:45
^ Flippy can you remember what you have been doing yesterday? Cause you were really "high"...  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 02-05-2012, 00:05:17
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/booooooooooooooobs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 02-05-2012, 14:05:11
We knew this was coming:

(http://i.imgur.com/uAqYT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 02-05-2012, 17:05:34
Sorry if it's a repost, but I can't stop laughing  ;D

FENTON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU&feature=fvwrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU&feature=fvwrel)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-05-2012, 20:05:19
they must've learned Rage Comics from 9gag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqh-_2LhXBk&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-05-2012, 23:05:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXO76dbictU&feature=related

i
have pain
of laughing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 03-05-2012, 00:05:55
That guy needs to back up about 2 metres.

Anyway, Birgirball. The man. The legend.

Powerswitch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ugFEy1pOCQ&feature=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-05-2012, 01:05:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=0ugFEy1pOCQ&annotation_id=annotation_76604&feature=iv&v=-xM_B8hPBvw

From Above dude mit theek russan aksent
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 03-05-2012, 16:05:42
(http://i.imgur.com/JL1Sq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 03-05-2012, 17:05:04
If only...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 03-05-2012, 17:05:46
I think someone had already beaten me to it, but i think I'm gonna set up a "Like this if you want to get rid of all evil in the world", then I'm going to sit back and watch  the idiots press "Like" :D.
And I'm going to get rid of everything evil in the world using the power of likes! I think i deserve a Nobel or something.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 03-05-2012, 18:05:40
JohnTron reviews: Kinect StarWars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J5mkoCiuzs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-05-2012, 22:05:35
Like a Bawss! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc)


+


(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7338/happystarwarsday.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-05-2012, 01:05:04
(http://i.imgur.com/HRyB7.jpg)

Oh man.  That'll certainly show them!

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/293/590/6f6.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-05-2012, 01:05:32
If you haven't played Mass Effect 3 be warned of spoiler. If you have ended it tho - have a good laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wisHcuBzTCM&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 04-05-2012, 02:05:50
EU, this is a false "attack plan" right? It's made by 4chan guys I guess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 04-05-2012, 02:05:39
The guy is pretty nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF8cmBV7dRY&feature=player_embedded

PS : It's the original Scumbag Steve guy, making a rap video about his "success" :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 04-05-2012, 02:05:31
Like a Bawss! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubMeNlSxc)
What a bunch of kill-stealing dicks!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-05-2012, 04:05:09
EU, this is a false "attack plan" right? It's made by 4chan guys I guess.
Certainly possible.  The fact that the poster is genuinely amusing suggests non-9gag origins.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-05-2012, 05:05:41
9Gag has problems everywhere, but people around me seems to love them so much. Most of them learned of the internet from 9Gag.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission

Although I disliked 9Gag, but internet communities seem to has been elitist for "real world losers" only. They don't like if real-life cool guys, popular guys, jocks know their secret joking languages. But yeah, deep in my heart, I don't like 9Gag for abusing jokes and killing the essence of being originally funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-05-2012, 05:05:08
Agreed Zoo .  And yes, that thing is prob one of the many fakes that have circulated.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 04-05-2012, 09:05:23
Re the 9gag raid, how exactly is that an attack, if the posters /b/ehave just like everyone else on 4chan usually does? :P I think that 9gaggers just got trolled by a /b/rother.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-05-2012, 11:05:35
EU, this is a false "attack plan" right? It's made by 4chan guys I guess.

yep, like most shit of the internet actually.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 04-05-2012, 15:05:44
Propably repost .... but who cares , its so funny  ;D
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3516/5695799374_b651c5abd3_b.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-05-2012, 20:05:33
http://youtu.be/IHKKEg8rXcM

ohh, what will be the world of minecraft without creepers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-05-2012, 22:05:13
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/Be4viz/derpchan.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 05-05-2012, 20:05:30
Suicide attempt in Russia... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2122471/17f16cea/zelfmoordpoging_in_rusland.html)

A Machine that can make tires, sofas and freezers... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123701/057d98ca/hoe_banken,_banden_en_koelkasten_gemaakt_worden.html)

Unforseen problem at the Itchyfanny Mitsubishi Car Dealership! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plVzDzmVXMU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-05-2012, 20:05:12
Suicide attempt in Russia... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2122471/17f16cea/zelfmoordpoging_in_rusland.html)

Attempted insurance fraud :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 05-05-2012, 20:05:03
Suicide attempt in Russia... (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2122471/17f16cea/zelfmoordpoging_in_rusland.html)

awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-05-2012, 22:05:04
Russia is a state of mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KUfHxsw0suE

http://englishrussia.com/2012/04/23/why-we-love-russia/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 06-05-2012, 01:05:02
Not to mention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp) ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kwiot on 06-05-2012, 01:05:49
I love this Russian dancing style with empty plastic bottles  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-05-2012, 03:05:57
Not to mention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=plcp) ;D
It remains awesome as fuck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 06-05-2012, 12:05:33
Where are their little hats with bells, I like my drunk plebs well suited.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-05-2012, 16:05:46
Maybe more suited for the Gaming part of forum but who the hell cares...

The death of the Fuhrer. This is how it really happened. Apparently first he took a bullet to the knee and then got his balls blown off!  :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BNwN3xYL3w&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 07-05-2012, 18:05:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4102904_460s.jpg)

Seeing how lucky I've been lately... xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2012, 20:05:00
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4102904_460s.jpg)

Seeing how lucky I've been lately... xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3W2WDPu_4

:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2012, 21:05:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32c4H60CZQI&feature=related

Awe-some
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-05-2012, 21:05:49
Brilliant:
http://twitpic.com/9iixez
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 07-05-2012, 21:05:14
Brilliant:
http://twitpic.com/9iixez
:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2012, 22:05:12
Brilliant:
http://twitpic.com/9iixez
:D
just called my uncle who is in afghanistan and he confirms these posters  ;D
Gonna ask if he bring one back for me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 07-05-2012, 22:05:53
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-05-2012, 22:05:45
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)

The flags are dis-proportionate. This irks me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 08-05-2012, 21:05:21
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)

TL;DW Guys dances two minutes during boxing entrance, goes down in 10 seconds first round.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 08-05-2012, 21:05:57
Best entrance and exit ever  (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2123671/7b661e60/beste_entree_op_bokswedstrijd_everrrr.html)  ;)

The flags are dis-proportionate. This irks me.

There's bound to be a few Pakistani's who fit into England, I guess he's one xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 09-05-2012, 21:05:05
Isn't T-Rex's sight based on movement? Oh well, I'd still follow Zack. 2,5 years old, visiting a dino park with his family  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TcvKyKzIw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TcvKyKzIw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 09-05-2012, 23:05:03
Isn't T-Rex's sight based on movement
Jurassic Park, known for its scientific accuracy. What next, velociraptors that are two to three times the size of the real thing? Can't really imagine why they came up with that funny idea, except that you could build a cool set-piece scene around it (although, at the distance depicted in the scene, the T-Rex with its Xbawks HUEG olfactory organs could certainly have used its smell to locate the humans even if it had been totally blind).

Unlike most lizards or even other predatory dinosaurs, T-Rex has forward-facing eye sockets and the snout narrows enough so that it's not in the way. It would have had binocular vision and would certainly have seen objects three-dimensionally even if they were not moving. Which would also suggest that it did hunt actively, at least to some degree. Carrion-eating and/or chasing smaller predators away from the carcass do not require a particularly good stereoscopic vision, so there would not have been selective pressure to evolve such.

On the other hand, we need to be able to test that to verify the hypothesis. Let's clone one to find out! FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-05-2012, 23:05:32
I think I know someone who's best suited for the job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BomVB3QkKQs#t=76s

P.S. The binocular vision of T-Rex might have been a leftover from his previous and smaller versions (like Allosaurus) and size is easier to change than eye orientation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 10-05-2012, 01:05:13
Impressions from Russia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-05-2012, 02:05:36
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/11-sounds-you-need-to-hear-before-you-die
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-05-2012, 02:05:45
Isn't T-Rex's sight based on movement
Jurassic Park, known for its scientific accuracy. What next, velociraptors that are two to three times the size of the real thing? Can't really imagine why they came up with that funny idea, except that you could build a cool set-piece scene around it (although, at the distance depicted in the scene, the T-Rex with its Xbawks HUEG olfactory organs could certainly have used its smell to locate the humans even if it had been totally blind).

Unlike most lizards or even other predatory dinosaurs, T-Rex has forward-facing eye sockets and the snout narrows enough so that it's not in the way. It would have had binocular vision and would certainly have seen objects three-dimensionally even if they were not moving. Which would also suggest that it did hunt actively, at least to some degree. Carrion-eating and/or chasing smaller predators away from the carcass do not require a particularly good stereoscopic vision, so there would not have been selective pressure to evolve such.

On the other hand, we need to be able to test that to verify the hypothesis. Let's clone one to find out! FOR SCIENCE!

actually those were allosaurios, but they trough velociraptor sounds cooler
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-05-2012, 12:05:32
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/824f11dab2ad544fc8ba7eb086119eed.gif?1336540910)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: K.Cower on 10-05-2012, 14:05:46
Impressions from Russia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY)

Another ordinary day in our life  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 10-05-2012, 23:05:26
actually those were allosaurios, but they trough velociraptor sounds cooler
Deinonychus actually, because allosaurus is almost T-Rex size.
P.S. The binocular vision of T-Rex might have been a leftover from his previous and smaller versions (like Allosaurus) and size is easier to change than eye orientation.
AFAIK T-Rex not seeing still objects does not exist outside Jurassic Park (just like many other "scientific facts" in the film). In fact, the only mentions I can find about this in scientific articles is to bust the JP myth. The book mumbled something about the mixing of frog DNA being the reason for this (which makes no sense either because even frogs can see inanimate objects and have depth of focus), the film simply states it as a "natural" characteristic of a T-Rex. Of course, even human eye detects movement easier than something not moving, but that hardly matters when something is almost in your face.

link (http://web.archive.org/web/20070913043925/http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20060701/fob2.asp)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 10-05-2012, 23:05:21
I always thought the line in the film said T-Rex were so fugly natural selection favored mates who couldnt see eachother very well. This was compounded by their short arms which restricted their ability to perform corrective eye surgery, and their tendency to eat the other species meant none would help them.

Maybe I saw the Turkish version or something. ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-05-2012, 23:05:46
Quote
Jurassic Park, known for its scientific accuracy. What next, velociraptors that are two to three times the size of the real thing? Can't really imagine why they came up with that funny idea, except that you could build a cool set-piece scene around it (although, at the distance depicted in the scene, the T-Rex with its Xbawks HUEG olfactory organs could certainly have used its smell to locate the humans even if it had been totally blind).

The raptors in Jurassic Park are oversized due to the fact that the Deinonychus was considered as a member of the velociraptor family at the time Michael Crichton wrote his novel. He also corrected his statement about the t-rex vision baised on movement in his second novel where dr. Baselton gets eaten by a rex, thinking he has invisible by standing still.

Quote
I always thought the line in the film said T-Rex were so fugly natural selection favored mates who couldnt see eachother very well. This was compounded by their short arms which restricted their ability to perform corrective eye surgery, and their tendency to eat the other species meant none would help them.

Maybe I saw the Turkish version or something. ???

you must have. I've seen the movie over a 100 times, and i can assure you there is no such line in the film. Yes, I am a jurassic park nerd. even collect toys ect :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-05-2012, 23:05:27
Kelmola, I was referring to T-rex being more a vulture than a predator. The 'move and he'll see you' is bullpie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 11-05-2012, 00:05:55
actually those were allosaurios, but they trough velociraptor sounds cooler
Deinonychus actually, because allosaurus is almost T-Rex size.


YES! sorry I mixed them up, actually, deinonychus sounds even more badass than velociraptor
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2012, 16:05:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4131274_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 11-05-2012, 17:05:44
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You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-05-2012, 17:05:51
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You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?
I think the point was that they are using religion to take away freedom of others in America. And other places.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 11-05-2012, 17:05:31
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You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?

It does say "Freedom Explained" on top.. and any country with Sharia law doesn't fit in that category.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 11-05-2012, 17:05:54
Freedom is an ideal. This shows some forms of this ideal. Guns aren't free in many places of the world either.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2012, 18:05:49
Quote
You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?

It does say "Freedom Explained" on top.. and any country with Sharia law doesn't fit in that category.
kinda :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-05-2012, 18:05:57
you know there's something funny with your country's education system when you see this

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523873_287616121331496_232623053497470_633513_2044887551_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 11-05-2012, 20:05:18
Quote
You are not free to use your religion to take away the freedom of others

Not in western countries like america or the UK, but how about muslim countries with Sharia law? And the personal world of Fouad Belcakem?
I think the point was that they are using religion to take away freedom of others in America. And other places.

Bingooooo.


Also:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--NwDI-9-w8w/T58bILSkfPI/AAAAAAAAAV0/10_ZbD1AWO4/s1600/race+mixing+gay+marriage+protest.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 11-05-2012, 20:05:14
Race mixing is communism ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 11-05-2012, 21:05:48
Does the one in the center behind the guys head say "stop the race mixing, march of the antichrist"? D:

Also, I think I see Korean writing on the right side of the color picture. That actually gives me a glimmer of hope for humanity. A slow painful glimmer that is easily forgotten in it's glacial transformation into light.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-05-2012, 00:05:55
The truth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrhcV0YM2fQ&list=PL63BE71B85ED8B6B9&index=3&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 12-05-2012, 00:05:03
you know there's something funny with your country's education system when you see this

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523873_287616121331496_232623053497470_633513_2044887551_n.jpg)

Even then, that's a cool looking tattoo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-05-2012, 00:05:40
perhaps a tad tasteless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-05-2012, 00:05:51
Less tasteless than a swastika, but only a tad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-05-2012, 02:05:39
The faces of the two guys in that tattoo would be instantly improved with the application of paper bags.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 12-05-2012, 02:05:08
perhaps a tad tasteless.
Is there even such a thing as a tastefull tattoo? :P I wonder how many people I have offended with this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 12-05-2012, 02:05:41
Well, i consider small tattoos at some very special places as a matter of taste. I would not even like a small tatoo on my body, but if someone likes it, it's okay to me and does note make him strange or anything, as long as it is on the ankle, neck or hip for example.

When a tattoo or several tattoos cover whole body parts I do not consider it as tasteful, no matter how beautiful the tattoos are. Usually such people seem strange to me, I simply can not understand how you can ruin your body like that. But well, let them do what they like, I'll never understand it though :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 12-05-2012, 03:05:07
perhaps a tad tasteless.
Is there even such a thing as a tastefull tattoo? :P I wonder how many people I have offended with this.

I personally would never want to get a tattoo or date/marry anyone with a tattoo. :3  If others want to get it go for it, but I personally don't find them attractive at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-05-2012, 05:05:44
Same here. Unless they were born with it. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-05-2012, 10:05:28
how the japanese mod skyrim ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWrIrs-DFE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 12-05-2012, 11:05:30
how the japanese mod skyrim ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWrIrs-DFE&feature=related
How the americans mod skyrim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6TNdqymV4Q&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-05-2012, 15:05:01
Just saw that this morning.

I really really wonder about female battle suit functionality.

(http://images.wikia.com/doblaje/es/images/7/79/Guinevere.jpg)

Armour? Meh...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 12-05-2012, 18:05:14
female battle suits, the biggest cover-up in history ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-05-2012, 22:05:22
female battle suits, the biggest cover-up in history ;)
but the less covering  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-05-2012, 02:05:34
(http://boffo.forumprofi.de/download/file.php?id=44)

(http://boffo.forumprofi.de/download/file.php?id=43)

(http://boffo.forumprofi.de/download/file.php?id=42)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Die Happy on 13-05-2012, 15:05:23
might not be that funny but i found it quite interessting
http://news.yahoo.com/german-police-used-only-85-bullets-against-people-155155175.html

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According to Germany's Der Spiegel, German police shot only 85 bullets in all of 2011, a stark reminder that not every country is as gun-crazy as the U.S. of A. As Boing Boing translates, most of those shots weren't even aimed people: "49 warning shots, 36 shots on suspects. 15 persons were injured, 6 were killed."

Quote
Technically, about 9,000 more shots were fired at sick and dangerous animals. (Germany, why do you kill your animals?) But since we couldn't watch the end of Old Yeller, we'll look the other way on those humanitarian shootings.

Quote
Meanwhile, in the U.S., where the population is little less than four times the size of Germany's, well, we can get to 85 in just one sitting, thank you very much. 84 shots fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, another 90 shot at one fleeing unarmed man in Los Angeles. And that was just April. So we bring you Germany's shot total in case you forgot about America shoots itself in the foot with its manic love of guns.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 13-05-2012, 22:05:20
Oh well. Yea tha's pretty much Germany. A friend of mine is policeman at the federal police. He says, when you fire a shot (he didn't for himself in action yet, but thats what they all say) you are treated like a criminal and it has to be proven in long investigations that there was a need to take the shot. Even if you shoot under obvious attack, they squeamishly determine if there was a need to take the shot.

Our country is a big pussy relating such things, but it has a lot of positive aspects.

I like the comments below the article, thanks for posting :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2012, 22:05:20
Same case in belgium

2 burglars emptied an kalashnikov and a 9mm UZI on approaching combi

Police officers fire back twice

They get charged because they fired into the "dark"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 14-05-2012, 05:05:34
Two nights ago near my neighborhood (I live near Fenerbahce Sports Clubs stadium) cops fired possibly hundreds of rounds in the air to make the football fans that were tipping over their cars scatter ;) I guess they count as registered warning shots lul

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/72934_3595409878217_1062556584_3206444_1327204438_n.jpg)

A group of football hoodlums managed to do something a bunch of movements and communist groups tried (and failed) to do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 14-05-2012, 07:05:37
Football hooligans are worse than communists, islamists and anarchists combined!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-05-2012, 08:05:32
Football is a form of social control. Kinda gladiator and chariot race back in Rome's glorious day.

They are kept and funded by the government to make the lifeless citizens happy. So, hooligans, yeah that's kinda the risk.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 14-05-2012, 13:05:52
I love your reasoning, well spotted :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-05-2012, 17:05:21
Turtles are badass.

(http://i.imgur.com/AJPKE.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 14-05-2012, 18:05:31
Turtles are bad drivers, one hit a tree and the other two hit each other. Or these are female turtles. Notice the pedestrian turtle trying to get away from the onslaught.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 14-05-2012, 18:05:36
No the turtle is trying to cross the street.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-05-2012, 20:05:52
No the turtle is trying to cross the street.
Clearly, it is trying to...
*glasses*
...to get to the other tide.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 14-05-2012, 20:05:07
No the turtle is trying to cross the street.
It's against the law to walk away from accidents!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-05-2012, 20:05:52
(http://i.imgur.com/snSCn.png)

"Player 3 has joined the game"
(http://i.imgur.com/8IDif.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 15-05-2012, 00:05:58
(http://i.imgur.com/J8zQY.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-05-2012, 06:05:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-05-2012, 19:05:52
LATEST UFO VIDEO ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxqR8K5k8U&feature=g-all-c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxqR8K5k8U&feature=g-all-c)
So what the hell is that at 0:48?  ???
Haven't watched it all yet....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-05-2012, 20:05:42
It's called video editing, awesome right?  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2012, 21:05:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk

He's wearing shoes with his pajamas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 15-05-2012, 23:05:54
How else will he get out of the window safely when they guy scared him? Makes sense.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nu9IPI9bqyg/SI4rihwMnII/AAAAAAAAAII/3lfAhA3TRH8/s400/beaver.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-05-2012, 11:05:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4195122_700b_v1.jpg)

EVERYONE will get an equal slice!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-05-2012, 12:05:16
Infinite energy

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-troll-science-saved-breakfast.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 18-05-2012, 05:05:16
(http://i.imgur.com/LvWyx.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-05-2012, 10:05:14
^ Apparently, God IS real. At least that's what this 10 year old kid and his Dad (who wrote a book about it) want you to believe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUGoFTfP7w&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 18-05-2012, 11:05:16
^ Apparently, God IS real. At least that's what this 10 year old kid and his Dad (who wrote a book about it) want you to believe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUGoFTfP7w&feature=related

Oh yes, a coincidence. Son of a pastor seeing heaven ;)

.. oh wow another coincidence, there's a prayer line and a daily Bible reading plan. Poor kid, someone really got in his head with that shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-05-2012, 11:05:01
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/978451110.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-05-2012, 16:05:34
HE man singing !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=g-vrec
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 19-05-2012, 13:05:53
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-05-2012, 15:05:14
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)

Well it DID say Junior wash on the sign above :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-05-2012, 23:05:46
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)

i loled :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2012, 04:05:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9VvvL_EJE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDwfeYaDIM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-05-2012, 04:05:45
Epic Parenting Fail .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLNPIuWMhA)

Well it DID say Junior wash on the sign above :P

Luckily the kid come out unharmed. It is a seriously WTF moment there, especially for the shopkeeper.

Nice idea if someone is looking for anti-smoking sign.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4212859_700b_v1.jpg)

it's shopped btw.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 20-05-2012, 09:05:32
it's shopped btw.

Wow, what gave that away...? ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-05-2012, 11:05:28
it's shopped btw.

Wow, what gave that away...? ;)
Pixels. And the fact that he has seen quite few shops in his time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 20-05-2012, 12:05:16
He was joking professor :D

Good sign though. I like it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-05-2012, 14:05:55
If I didn't put the disclaimer there, somebody will immediately purchase a ticket to somewhere in India.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 20-05-2012, 17:05:46
It's funny cos its true, atleast partly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 21-05-2012, 14:05:08
ECLIPSE! (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCr8kIzNP8SI&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcWnmCu3U09w&start2=&authorName=Eclipse)  8)

hope I done that right..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-05-2012, 01:05:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lHHNS6G5I

0:15

watch it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-05-2012, 02:05:53
And it fukken had to be Poland that can't into space.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-05-2012, 04:05:24
hahaha Polacks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-05-2012, 07:05:42
Lol, he almost got shot in the head, not a single fuck given.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 22-05-2012, 16:05:07
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar DVDs. I said "you can have Cars and Finding Nemo, but I'm never going to give you UP"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 22-05-2012, 17:05:33
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar DVDs. I said "you can have Cars and Finding Nemo, but I'm never going to give you UP"


http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-05-2012, 18:05:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-05-2012, 18:05:11
yea I like this guy

We'll bang ok ? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-05-2012, 19:05:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s
okay

this is hilarious

Jason came when he was 6 years old
shepherd=Nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-05-2012, 19:05:07
I'm already subed to this guy for a time. :)

these are his others ME3 poops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crgEIhI3y_o&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=4&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSawGT5bgdM&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=2&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWBi_7lqp4&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&index=1&feature=plcp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 23-05-2012, 02:05:23

   Always is time to view (review) Band of Brothers.

  Littel synopsis :
   
Quote from: imdb
Easy is ordered to the outskirts of Carentan to secure a larger perimeter. As they approach a large gully, they are engaged by a German armored unit. There is ample cover for both sides and a stalemate begins. But they manage to hold the line.
   
   Carentan Counter Attack
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9DkT4TmWM8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9DkT4TmWM8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-05-2012, 10:05:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711bZ_pLusQ

this is so awesome......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 23-05-2012, 11:05:33
Slinkies FTW!

Oh god it's so horrible! ^^
found on AVClub (http://www.avclub.com/articles/cheapest-toy-roundup-2011-edition,66822/)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 23-05-2012, 17:05:27
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/66/66822/Fishy_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg)

lol, direct copy of the '90 elefun

(http://users.telenet.be/Rachel_stofke/SpelenMetVrienden/Spelbesprekingen/img/elefun_S.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 23-05-2012, 19:05:47
This is me every day going to work

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20102733.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-05-2012, 20:05:18
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/fc568921d4696d8261b66c1fbfa6ac66.jpg?1337723557)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/7dc0953ecb660c193ce32f826df4c2fb.jpeg?1337678060)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/ad6fd4721c8ed976adc01f5a12594c25.gif?1337750792)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/41c03c3b151c165d09cbb9e226a896ea.jpg?1337757487)
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/05/3dfaa13574598021f283b05325333230.jpg?1337751315)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-05-2012, 21:05:56
(http://i.imgur.com/fxjLt.jpg)

Someone needs to make this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 23-05-2012, 22:05:47
"Proudly presented in heterocolor" cracked me up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 23-05-2012, 22:05:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xFktwQ7FTk)

HAHA! I actually picked that toy out for my nephew for Christmas last year (he was 4 yrs old)...don't judge the thing until you have one in your hands.  I had way too much fun with that thing in the store!  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 23-05-2012, 23:05:28
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8751/funnypictureshistorywhe.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 24-05-2012, 00:05:52
I would totally watch Talibannosaurus Rex. At the very least, it couldn't possibly be any worse than Battleship. Most likely, it would be better than most movies coming out nowadays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 00:05:00
I would totally watch Talibannosaurus Rex. At the very least, it couldn't possibly be any worse than Battleship. Most likely, it would be better than most movies coming out nowadays.
True exept for the avengers
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 24-05-2012, 00:05:41
I said "most", not "all".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 01:05:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDTfMa5A0zg&feature=related

KILL IT WITH FIRE DAMMIT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 24-05-2012, 01:05:16
Noooo, its cute :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 01:05:49
Noooo, its cute :)
okay maybe it is

but this thing is NOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIp-d1khm_Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 24-05-2012, 01:05:02
Still cuter than the man with the giant tits that picks it up ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-05-2012, 01:05:43
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/7/2/130672_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 24-05-2012, 07:05:40
John McEnroe, why have thy gone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Nyc9jzSDg&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 24-05-2012, 10:05:44
Austrians...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18036009
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 24-05-2012, 12:05:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljJVA1g72QE&feature=share


Yep I know the feel xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 24-05-2012, 16:05:18
Austrians...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18036009
You could write that about a city in every European nation, Zoo. And who are we to judge them on moaning about their place, I can understand that. It's not like Europe is going to do any better the next few years.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 24-05-2012, 16:05:35
LOL we're on page 69 ROFL LMAO sex!!11! LElelele 9gag reddith haha lololol umad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-05-2012, 16:05:46
Ironic you should say that on page 70. Even more ironic is how 9gag fit right in with the failed joke. Life's funny that way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 24-05-2012, 18:05:01
For some reason I read Biiviz's message in GlaDos's voice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-05-2012, 18:05:25
"FACT OF THE DAY There are more LEGO minifigs of characters Warwick Davis has played than any other actor!"

(https://p.twimg.com/AtrAQDKCMAAgSzs.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-05-2012, 19:05:27
Ah, the Gandalf lego is the best.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2012, 23:05:25
i know you guys dont like ponies

and infact i dint saw season 2 yet

but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYrXID8S0g

Especialy the scen from 2:45 to the awesome 2:54
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 25-05-2012, 01:05:41
i know you guys dont like ponies

and infact i dint saw season 2 yet

but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYrXID8S0g

Especialy the scen from 2:45 to the awesome 5:54
That was annoying.

Anyway:

asdf movie 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnj-uiRCn8

Baby with a gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT0oUARKw68
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 25-05-2012, 02:05:18
asdf movie 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnj-uiRCn8
[/quote]

reminded me the classic of those cartoons...

REJECTED CARTOONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 25-05-2012, 11:05:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myNzwTKCfO8&feature=related

Can any history nuts confirm that Shermans came factory equipped with Coke bottle openers?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2012, 11:05:18
all the FH2 sherman models

INACCURATE!

stop all work ON EASTFRONT NOW AND FIX THIS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 25-05-2012, 12:05:40
All that weird rattling and clanking sounds when they hold and handle their guns. Always gets me weird in movies where guns make insane amount of noise even by holding them...


Anyways, mcdonalds troll by MaxismusBlack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228j9nndakY&
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-05-2012, 13:05:06
(https://p.twimg.com/AtgwYkBCIAEr_oW.jpg:large)

"Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless."


(You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-05-2012, 14:05:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myNzwTKCfO8&feature=related

Can any history nuts confirm that Shermans came factory equipped with Coke bottle openers?  :P
Why wouldn't I be surprised...

Probably, knowing americans, they welded something on to use as a bottle opener
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-05-2012, 14:05:18
Yes, thank God Russia is starting an arms race again! I haven't been sleeping knowing their navy wasn't capable of attacking.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-05-2012, 15:05:50
i know you guys dont like ponies

and infact i dint saw season 2 yet

but this is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYrXID8S0g

Especialy the scen from 2:45 to the awesome 2:54

I love ponies, but this is like chewing 100 gumballs at once, washing it away with coke, my teeth being filed off with a blunt instrument and my ears being pierced by a screwdriver.

Put this on my head for 30 minutes and I will spill everything. I'd rather get waterboarded ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 25-05-2012, 16:05:53
http://dailyotter.org/

the URL says it all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 25-05-2012, 17:05:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc
1) Rammstein is so fucking good
2) Those kids rules! The drummer especially.

Apparently Rammstein liked them too and invited them to open one of their concerts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TjgeTCOoMM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 25-05-2012, 19:05:00
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4275992_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 25-05-2012, 19:05:35
I will always love Quino <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-05-2012, 15:05:19
A fun day in Croatia
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 26-05-2012, 18:05:13
Haha, nice ! People are crazy =D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 27-05-2012, 02:05:00
I considered these really cute:

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-355728-galleryV9-zheq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 27-05-2012, 04:05:40
The right one is peeing in the pool. He has the face!

Beautiful picture. They are really enjoying themselves :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-05-2012, 15:05:56
HOLY SHIT, THEZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 27-05-2012, 17:05:17
 :-X

I could not really figure who they brought to the hospital. The policeman killed the maneater and then there was a second person who got to hospital around the maneater or was the faceless victim still alive ? D:

I wonder the policeman had to kill that maneater though. Pepper spray and shots to the legs or arms would have been enough ? (in Germany the policeman would have been arrested, had this discussion earlier though)

Quite awful stuff there D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 27-05-2012, 17:05:14
Since when have pepper spray and hits to the limbs stopped a zombie? The article says that the zombie kept on eating the face even after he was shot.

Time to stock up on canned food and ammunition, Z-Day is upon us. Fortunantely, it's on the other side of the Atlantic, it's not like the zombies can swim across the pond, it would take at least one infected passenger on an airpl... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-05-2012, 17:05:21
Booked tickets to Madagascar. Have a nice world end, bitches.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-05-2012, 17:05:42
Some people here eat corpses in order to possess the power to become rich.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2012, 20:05:16
HOLY SHIT, THEZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
i WARNED YA! DINT I WARNED YA?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-05-2012, 23:05:47
Guys I'm going to be real honest here. I think the police man was SCARED THE FUCK OUT so that's why he shot him hahahaha. I think he saw and heard so many zombies stuff that he believed that man to be one hahah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-05-2012, 00:05:23
(http://i.imgur.com/8TnI0.jpg)

edit: resized
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-05-2012, 00:05:51
Why is it so small?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 28-05-2012, 11:05:18
Argh, hurts to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeE-eAVQuEA&feature=g-u-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 28-05-2012, 13:05:34
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2012, 13:05:45
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ
fantastic

simply brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 28-05-2012, 13:05:38
Awesome, thanks for posting ! I really hope this gets some fame on the internet...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-05-2012, 13:05:35
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ

Best portrayal of Origin ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-05-2012, 15:05:38
HAhahaha this video is SO WELL MADE :

EA in a nutshell :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e-LE0ycgkBQ

Quote
based on a true story.

So true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-05-2012, 15:05:05
Why everyone picked on EA, while there is Activision, whoring out FPS genre to insanity out there. It is true they have good games released like Prototypes, but EA also have something like Bulletstorm, while not that good either.

And... Ubisoft... the game company that suspects every customers are criminal pirates and punish them unnecessarily with stupid DRMs. Not to mention their notorious buggy game release (even far worse than EA).

What's good about EA? At least they include new stuffs in their free game patches. (although they are still evil for that massive DLC sellouts, portrayed precisely by that video)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-05-2012, 16:05:47
The thing is nobody except the stupid COD fanboys care about Activision...

And yeah Ubisoft's policy sucks too. But I guess people just got over it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 28-05-2012, 16:05:13
EA even confessed that they killed Bullfrog Productions, my favourite game developers.
http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html (http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html)
They made great games with new gameplay ideas like Populous, Syndicate, Flying Carpet and Dungeon Keeper.
I loved them all and still play Populous II with DosBox today from time to time, owning my enemies minions with fire rain and tornadoes :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2012, 17:05:18
Well EA is making less and less money every year ...

What would happen if a company like EA went bankrupt? will the series it represent dissapear?

Dead space is an universe i would love to keep seeing(deadspace 3 will be released in march 2013 btw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-05-2012, 18:05:15
So I watched a few short films on YT last night, here are a few that I liked:
Mytho Logique (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lBfhWUmRY)
Big Catch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzzmop7ae0I)
Ritterschlag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7lsbwm-dvc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: im_a_lazy_sod on 29-05-2012, 05:05:45
I like the spongebob voiceovers the best

Is a great video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-05-2012, 05:05:20
EA even confessed that they killed Bullfrog Productions, my favourite game developers.
http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html (http://www.gamestar.de/news/branche/1477595/ea_chef_john_riccitiello.html)
They made great games with new gameplay ideas like Populous, Syndicate, Flying Carpet and Dungeon Keeper.
I loved them all and still play Populous II with DosBox today from time to time, owning my enemies minions with fire rain and tornadoes :)

I like Populous: The Beginning too. They are fun games combining many elements together, which gives you freedom of choice.

EA exploited Jane's Combat Simulation series too much after too many arcadey game releases, and perfecting the last F/A-18. And also Maxis games... killing its fanbase by dumbingdown its platform, e.g. like succeeding Simcity 4 with Simcity Societies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-05-2012, 13:05:38
This discussion's too serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsWZsdADv8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 29-05-2012, 23:05:18
This discussion's too serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsWZsdADv8
That boy ain't right...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-05-2012, 23:05:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I

Time for bedtime with samuel L jackson
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 30-05-2012, 12:05:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AleYSkW2LoQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 30-05-2012, 18:05:04
This aint funny. In fact this is shit. I just leave this here to annoy our Tiger-hating brony Theta0!

(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad2b2e3707a544ab37f791e547e40a99/23021%2520-%25203rd_reich%2520artist%253Atensaioni%2520Crew%2520german%2520meme%2520Nazi_germany%2520Pzkfw%2520tank%2520tiger%2520VI%2520World_War_II%2520wwii.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-05-2012, 19:05:32
(http://alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=166425&stc=1&d=1328425740)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-05-2012, 19:05:15
This aint funny. In fact this is shit. I just leave this here to annoy our Tiger-hating brony Theta0!

(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/ad2b2e3707a544ab37f791e547e40a99/23021%2520-%25203rd_reich%2520artist%253Atensaioni%2520Crew%2520german%2520meme%2520Nazi_germany%2520Pzkfw%2520tank%2520tiger%2520VI%2520World_War_II%2520wwii.png)
thats well made
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 30-05-2012, 19:05:11
Russian bartending (or Ukraine?), but this time, not with blood, guts and puke! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE&feature=related)

Also, the presenting lady backstage... who cares about blondes! Prrrr
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-05-2012, 19:05:07
Why the ponies are always depicted on the losers' side?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 30-05-2012, 19:05:47
Because they are there to help? :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 30-05-2012, 20:05:51
Why the ponies are always depicted on the losers' evil side?  ;D

 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-05-2012, 22:05:10
'merica http://youtu.be/W2EQUq8dKd8?t=4m22s (http://youtu.be/W2EQUq8dKd8?t=4m22s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-05-2012, 02:05:35
God, how I hate those damn ponies. And I dont need anyone to tolerate me. It just bothers me that a bunch of grown up adult men see a girl show...made for them and all the stupid threads and art...just like that one up there. It's just made to annoy, not friendship at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 31-05-2012, 02:05:20
I feel the same way. I am losing faith in humanity, knowing there are grown up people watching this. Do what you like to do, dear pony fans, I won't stop shaking my head and asking myself where society has brought the human being...

I know, well I hope, these guys here are just posting pony stuff because it's so retarded that it's actually funny to them. Thats the lesser evil of the two, but still: Shame on you !

Requesting browser game: Spawning as Wesley Snipes, annihilating those fuckin ponies with a chainsaw, fuck yea !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 31-05-2012, 03:05:38
It just bothers me that a bunch of grown up adult men see a girl show...
You do realize that's sexist? "It just bothers me that a 13-year old girl likes Rambo, they should like girl programs."

Someone linked a live stream of MLP, I watched 1½ episodes, and got bored. But I definitely realized why people find it a good series.

In the end I just love the lulz and raging the whole MLP-meme has created. If I were 10 years younger I'd prob enjoy the show as much as I enjoyed PPG & Foster's Home 10 years ago (all three created by the same person)

(http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/thumb/133715887573s.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2012, 03:05:35
It amuses me just how easy it is to start a heated debate with the mention of a single TV show.  I personally have not watched it, nor do I intend to (it would contradict my rule about not watching anything new if I've already seen any of the associated R34).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 31-05-2012, 03:05:17
In the end I just love the lulz and raging the whole MLP-meme has created. If I were 10 years younger I'd prob enjoy the show as much as I enjoyed PPG & Foster's Home 10 years ago (all three created by the same person)

I did saw foster's home, and I still like it. And PPG was never meant to be for girls. I did saw it, through all my childhood. The merchandise was aimed at girls, but the series was never girly. It has tons of action and tons of ass kicking which I loved, plus wonderful drawings and designs that were innovative for a cartoon...although I always found their fist hands very funny.

That series was created by Tartakovsky , a master and veteran in animation. He also created other good shows like Samurai Jack, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Dexter Laboratory.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-05-2012, 08:05:53
SWCW good? Horse shit.


Anyway, talk about ponies and what not at RU instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 31-05-2012, 09:05:15
Does anyone remember Cow & Chicken and Johny Bravo?

Cartoons are made by grown ups and often have a second meaning to them so I don't see a problem with anyone watching the show. More so if it has good animation and well designed characters. I think about watching an episode or two but probably won't find the time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 31-05-2012, 09:05:56
Johnny Bravo is da man!
Quote
The misadventures of a dumb blond egomanaic who is deluded about his own manliness.
(http://www.spoki.lv/upload/articles/16/168804/images/_origin_Multenes-ko-1.jpeg)
Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?
[grabs a phone]
Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 09:05:37
My little Pony Fim is one of the few shows wich really allow both parents and children to watch it alike

The series itself is actually fun to watch, especialy drunk with some friends.


bronies are just people who really enjoy the show and make art and shit


but a chosen few are just
Sick
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4329919_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-05-2012, 10:05:22
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/evolution_of_handgun.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 12:05:20
No Mauser C96?

What a list...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-05-2012, 12:05:29
Yeah, I don't know what they based the choices on, but at least it serves as a distraction.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 31-05-2012, 13:05:54
S&W Model 500 most powerful production handgun? I'd say not as powerful as Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeifer_Zeliska_.600_Nitro_Express_revolver) :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 13:05:16
But it's American!

And don't we all know what's really the most powerful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 31-05-2012, 13:05:38
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/faa97_z8vwu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 31-05-2012, 14:05:44
but a chosen few are just
Sick
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4329919_700b.jpg)

It's a hole for puppeteer's hand... obviously.

sarcasm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 31-05-2012, 16:05:44
While I personally just shake my head at the brony-community I wont try to show them that they are complete fools, let them be. One day when their drug and alcohol addictions fade they all go ''Oh my God, what the fuck was I doing?". Until that day, let them be. As long as they don't rub those damn ponies in my face.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 16:05:53
(http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/2da29dbc5841e00753945e2d34378614/84740%20-%20M1A2_Abrams%20artist%3Acontrail09%20fluttershy%20gun%20helmet%20rarity%20soldier%20tank%20twilight_sparkle%20uniform.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-05-2012, 16:05:11
Stop horsing around eh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FcJ1p0jsmM&feature=player_detailpage#t=219s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FcJ1p0jsmM&feature=player_detailpage#t=219s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 31-05-2012, 16:05:54
What is it with british comedy and pantomime horses? That show, monty python feautres one from time to time, QI mentions it more than one times

While on the topic, one of my favourite MP scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVJ-W6LioB8

"Mais... ou somme les baggage? les voyageurs?", and how Palin can't stop himself from laughing after putting the moustache on cleese, priceless


Edit:
Also, if you ever need to be cheered up, watch this classic clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnkeR-LhDBY
Always makes me giggle
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-05-2012, 16:05:32
True, it's pure genius.
About the horse: probably it's a thing that produces the most legendary jokes, like Biggus Dickus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 17:05:41
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/986881740.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 18:05:29
But the question is=What is a brony?

I think the show is nice, but thats really it.
I know guys who have spended hundreds of euros on merchandise.
Then i know a sweet girl, who makes bathrobes and clothes inspired by these ponies for her own use. And i have to say=a job bloody well done
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 31-05-2012, 18:05:44
i dont even whatch the show but im tempted to post ponny images just to piss off the haters xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-05-2012, 18:05:52
Same, it's funny to see how crown men fear cartoon ponies ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 19:05:41
more powerfull then nuclear weapons
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2012, 19:05:48
But the question is=What is a brony?
A specific form of the common furry, homo pilum equum.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 31-05-2012, 22:05:41
Oh man, I went back in time just a minute ago when my brother linked me this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsY1cppie0

Damn I remember when we saw this video years ago.  I think we will live at least 100 years old with all the laughing we did. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 31-05-2012, 23:05:14
But the question is=What is a brony?
A specific form of the common furry, homo pilum equum.

Bronies =/= furries, though there is a much...looked down upon segment of brony art in the furry fandom.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2012, 23:05:23
rule 34 destroyed everything
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 31-05-2012, 23:05:00
Cant we just all get along and start posting more on-topic content?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-05-2012, 23:05:51
But the question is=What is a brony?
A specific form of the common furry, homo pilum equum.

Bronies =/= furries, though there is a much...looked down upon segment of brony art in the furry fandom.
This is why I like this reasoning, since it is both semantically correct and makes members of both groups butthurt.

On a lighter note:
(http://i.imgur.com/x75qD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PyFjc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/u3gmy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 01-06-2012, 00:06:48
Haha, Feathers McGraw is on it  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 01-06-2012, 02:06:46
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201433-1/Ferrari-Tbone-car-accident.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201259-1/Passenger-pillow-yoink.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201088-1/Driving-sofa-chair-haters.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201132-1/Problem-trollface-fans.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200964-1/Bear-crashes-school.gif?)
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/179965-3/Brother-crashes-party-John-Deere.gif?)
 
How to overcome on the highways in the Russian Way
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200745-1/Merging-road-rage-traffic.gif?)

Ah... and for those Pony Lovers
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201297-1/Unicorn-farts.gif?)

Now i have to eliminate this thread
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/200613-1/Atomic-test-radiation-exposure.gif?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-06-2012, 05:06:55
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201433-1/Ferrari-Tbone-car-accident.gif?)

This is a recent accident in Singapore, when a newly rich Chinese financial industry yuppie speeding in a Ferrari and kill the poor cab driver.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ferrari-crash-fuels-singapore-anti-foreign-sentiment-193659157.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 01-06-2012, 13:06:04
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kill_hitler.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 02-06-2012, 17:06:18
Made me giggle

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4353561_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 03-06-2012, 17:06:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8&noredirect=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 03-06-2012, 22:06:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Mbl-0Jrwo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 03-06-2012, 23:06:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Mbl-0Jrwo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcJJfhdf_o

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-06-2012, 00:06:42
Are you a hacker?  Check the 10 points in this list (http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html) to find out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 00:06:12
http://youtu.be/-HkFq79tk4w

that akward moment when you forget you are australian
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-06-2012, 00:06:34
still a classic

(http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/21173/spiderman%20favorite%20rice%20uncle%20bens.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 04-06-2012, 08:06:13
Oh Lufty thats fucked up  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 04-06-2012, 12:06:19
http://youtu.be/-HkFq79tk4w

that akward moment when you forget you are australian

Wait, what?! Jef Major is Australian?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 16:06:11
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/sportswear/french-sports-shorts-lubricious-white/_3760SMPLY
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/funny-and-useful/swedish-commando-underpants-navy-model-used/_2WG0WZ7BN
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/mid-layer/swedish-cold-weather-liner-uniform-jacket-used/_3E00TOET9


This finnish site is bloody hilarious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-06-2012, 17:06:11
How about this then.
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/berets-and-side-caps/jna-genocide-beret-unissued/_3HM0PON5K
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 04-06-2012, 17:06:49
http://www.varusteleka.com/product.php?show=_35S0YAZQR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 18:06:07
How about this then.
http://www.varusteleka.com/product/berets-and-side-caps/jna-genocide-beret-unissued/_3HM0PON5K
;D  ye flippy sended it trough this morning, i half died of laughing

http://www.varusteleka.com/product.php?show=_35S0YAZQR
Finalnd sounds like an amazing place!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 04-06-2012, 18:06:06
Finns...lovely ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 04-06-2012, 18:06:46
Hovercat is watching you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2012, 22:06:35
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545189_10150820261486776_520818887_n.jpg)


meanwhile on finnish marathons
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-06-2012, 01:06:21
Hovercat is watching you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY)

Well, considering that we eat animals and also pad them to decorate a wall or to put them into museums, this might be acceptable. But I think it is really bad taste.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-06-2012, 01:06:57
HOLY SHIT, THEZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS STARTED!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

So funny!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-06-2012, 16:06:19
Hovercat is watching you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY)

Well, considering that we eat animals and also pad them to decorate a wall or to put them into museums, this might be acceptable. But I think it is really bad taste.
I apologize for my countrymen. Though I admit that I laughed when I saw the first image of Orville the helicopter cat. Still sad for the cat.

Want to see more animal cruelty in the name of 'art' in the Netherlands? Search for 'tinkerbell dutch artist'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 05-06-2012, 16:06:59
Opinions split about this guy, I like this episode though. It's actually awesome !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u)

The announcement at the end made me even more happy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-06-2012, 18:06:11
Come back here once he post his Hellcat video too  ;D


Also would be cool if he had said that the M5 wasn't a super power full tanks against PZ IVs and up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-06-2012, 18:06:56
I'll eat my hat if that car wasn't full of that tanerite explosive he uses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-06-2012, 19:06:47
I'll eat my hat if that car wasn't full of that tanerite explosive he uses.
He said so in the video :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-06-2012, 19:06:21
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546365_10150894690429055_745354054_9863203_1000231361_n.jpg)

I found the solution, i am an idiot for not seeing it sooner, took me a bit to find.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-06-2012, 19:06:39
^ The more education you have the more obvious things escape you...


Opinions split about this guy, I like this episode though. It's actually awesome !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU&feature=g-all-u)


I need to get myself one of these... Might be useful in the zombie apocalypse :P

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-06-2012, 20:06:11
2581 = 2581, all the previous ones are wrong. :D
I "think" i found the solution, but I'm not sure.

@Lucky
I'd rather have a Hellcat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-06-2012, 20:06:16
Found the anwser, took me a while.


Answer is here, I put it on pastebin, since this forums has no spoiler tags :

http://pastebin.com/aERKZ5ee

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-06-2012, 20:06:39

@Lucky
I'd rather have a Hellcat.

Hellcat is open-topped... You don't want mindless zombies gnawing at you, don't you?
And having a coax MG (and a giant shotgun  :P) is always a plus...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-06-2012, 21:06:11
Found the anwser, took me a while.


Answer is here, I put it on pastebin, since this forums has no spoiler tags :

http://pastebin.com/aERKZ5ee

Yeah, correct.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-06-2012, 21:06:19

@Lucky
I'd rather have a Hellcat.

Hellcat is open-topped... You don't want mindless zombies gnawing at you, don't you?
And having a coax MG (and a giant shotgun  :P) is always a plus...
Yeah but... THE SPEEED!
Guess I'd just die in style
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 05-06-2012, 21:06:15
with that speed you'll squish every zombie you come across. in style. with guns blazing and your surviving mates firing small arms from the turret.

I'd take that over any car.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-06-2012, 21:06:19
you can easily weld a top over the hellcat

And post war the 76mm gun also got canister shells

37mm canister or 76mm canister?
What do you want? :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-06-2012, 21:06:02
I found THIS. For those who don't follow AP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kfTS1qFyglQ#!
For someone who knows shit about modding (like me) thats pretty damn impressive!
I really like the scope effect at 1:44. Hope that mod gets some popularity so i can play it online when its released.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-06-2012, 22:06:00
^Old, it has already been released, but it seems to have died out fast... Only a few servers still running it.

you can easily weld a top over the hellcat

And post war the 76mm gun also got canister shells

37mm canister or 76mm canister?
What do you want? :)

Alright you win, the Hellcat is more accesible to me anyway in case of a zombie apocalypse (there's one in a museum some 150 km from here)... For a Stuart I'd have to go all the way to the Belgrade museum :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 05-06-2012, 22:06:37
 I was just searching on the War, and ended up searching on the Railway Cannons (Dora & Gustav).
 
   Seriously they were indeed abominable and Colossal.

   A Video of the gun in action (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxykqgRodTc)

   (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/DoraVSScarab.svg)

   (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/80cm_Gustav_shell.jpg/488px-80cm_Gustav_shell.jpg)

  (http://imgs.obviousmag.org/archives/uploads/2010/10012406_obviousmag.org_dora.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-06-2012, 23:06:06
collosal?yes
Usefull?

Questionable
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-06-2012, 23:06:32
collosal?yes
Usefull?

Questionable
But big gun make big boom good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-06-2012, 00:06:00
collosal?yes
Usefull?

Questionable
But big gun make big boom good!
thats why i say questionable!
IT SAYS KAABLOEEEEEWWIIIE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 06-06-2012, 00:06:11
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/3343/africa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 06-06-2012, 05:06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP8RuD3TG1A

Swedes.... >_>

The poster's channel has videos of it in speed runs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 06-06-2012, 21:06:45
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-06-2012, 21:06:18
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)
(http://houston.culturemap.com/site_media/uploads/photos/2010-07-12/Village_People_YMCA_video_still.350w_263h.jpg)
Yep, today is 168 years of the YMCA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 06-06-2012, 21:06:09
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)

Why yes, in 1752 1/3 of moscow burnt down, which was about ~18,000 houses. RIP
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2012, 21:06:53
"When the doctor tells me to turn my head and cough, I refuse. Instead, I gaze deeply into his cobalt blue eyes as he cups my scrotum." -- Stephen Colbert
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-06-2012, 22:06:56
   Hey!, i suddenly realized that today is 06/06/2012  :P.
 Guys, this day does not remember anything important...  ;D    Edit - (Here`s a Tip : We need to reach in the shingle...)

Guess what movie is on the national TV today...  Hint: it's so popular over here the devs even made a map for it... ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-06-2012, 22:06:48
Must be La bataille de Tobrouk!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-06-2012, 21:06:26
Here's some good old Walt Disney propaganda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 07-06-2012, 22:06:29
Check out the site of this guy Sergey Larenkov. He's taking pictures of certain places and mixing with classic photos of the Second World War. And are doing a great job.

   http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/ (http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/)

Some photos: Big Photos

Quote
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sergey_larenkov/pic/000e32tt)

Quote
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sergey_larenkov/pic/000d24s2)

Quote
(http://pics.livejournal.com/sergey_larenkov/pic/000c3h7s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-06-2012, 23:06:03
Here's some good old Walt Disney propaganda...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2i5RZLQ3xg
^love this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV65XRN1lU0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EImx-r_kMxA
^This one is also very awesome

and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el5hxlEk-KI&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-06-2012, 23:06:10
I like this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQsOOfU59SM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-06-2012, 00:06:32
NASA provides rare images of transit of Venus http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/nasa-provides-rare-images-transit-venus-144840865.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/nasa-provides-rare-images-transit-venus-144840865.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-06-2012, 00:06:05
I had some lol's.

Video Game High School (VGHS) : Ep. 1  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=1JqR3GVqib4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-06-2012, 16:06:15
Meanwhile in america

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4419252_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 17:06:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4420985_700b.jpg)

just because :]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-06-2012, 17:06:30
I continue my unabashed hatred of 9gag. |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 08-06-2012, 17:06:21
no wonder with such utter bullshite
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 19:06:51
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4422709_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4422310_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4422713_700b.jpg)

oh yes :3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-06-2012, 19:06:49
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-06-2012, 19:06:04
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???
Dunno, personal health insurance is expensive in the US.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-06-2012, 20:06:39
We had been joking around about this on Mumble when playing DotA2, and apparently others have as well and finally took it all the way...


The hero 'Lich' has a voice command where he says "My soul is black":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU_2kSZKJs

:)


/edit: Spelling error
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-06-2012, 21:06:35
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???

Health provider's give a family insurance plan.  Thus, her health insurance covers her adopted children.  However, because she and her gf can't marry, that family plan doesn't count, as she it not considered family.  Yet another reason to legalize gay marriage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 08-06-2012, 21:06:04
I don't see why it is such a big deal (TO not legalize). Sheesh, even in the bible if you know what you're reading, we are not under the law which would consider gay a sin (AFAIK).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 21:06:33
problem is most american biblereaders dont know what they are doing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-06-2012, 21:06:43
Sort of confused as to what you're trying to say there. o.=.O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-06-2012, 22:06:19
People who mix religion and politics and use religion to oppress others are generally quite deranged in the head.


Something completely different, guess what this is:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/iz/lsy/t17j/454525/normal_991681825.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-06-2012, 22:06:49
Meanwhile in america


but why didnt she insure herself  ???

Health provider's give a family insurance plan.  Thus, her health insurance covers her adopted children.  However, because she and her gf can't marry, that family plan doesn't count, as she it not considered family.  Yet another reason to legalize gay marriage.

What a brave thing of her to do, not taking any insurance for the fight of equal rights!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-06-2012, 23:06:07
Her girlfriend could've given her money and she could have gotten her own insurance? I am a great supporter of civil rights but this argument is just silly, to gather pity from other people..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 08-06-2012, 23:06:43
or maybe just use a social security health care system, like the rest of the civilized world
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 09-06-2012, 00:06:09
Or the fact that hospitals in the USA have to give treatment, especially emergency treatment, regardless of if you have insurance.

Anyways, the REAL hospital argument in gay marriage is that, since civil unions and etc are not considered family, you are not allowed to visit, stay in for surgeries or such, or really have any contact with a patient outside of visitor hours.  You are also unable to ride in the ambulance or such, in order to tell EMT's about allergies or such.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 09-06-2012, 06:06:04
People who mix religion and politics and use religion to oppress others are generally quite deranged in the head.


Something completely different, guess what this is:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/iz/lsy/t17j/454525/normal_991681825.jpg)

You really want the answer? Winds to the top right, screws on bottom center, hole in the bottom center and wood bodywork one can only call it something you make music with ;)

Could look like anything to the imagination however.

EDIT: In all honesty when I first looked at it I thought of a sauna, no idea why.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-06-2012, 07:06:53
First of what I thought of was a sauna too, but now that you mention it's a guitar interior - I say acoustic, not classic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-06-2012, 11:06:36
i respect religion


nah fuck it, im done with this whole switzerland thing=Religion SUCKS


(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4426681_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 09-06-2012, 12:06:55
Pretty cool pic, Thorondor. My first guess was "Sauna!", too. :D

Anyway, Koreas new rockstar erm, great leader with his groupies:
(http://imgnews.naver.net/image/025/2012/06/07/htm_20120607144512m180m263_0_20120607164708.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 09-06-2012, 17:06:47
It's worse than with Justin Bieber
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-06-2012, 17:06:27
Pretty cool pic, Thorondor. My first guess was "Sauna!", too. :D

Anyway, Koreas new rockstar erm, great leader with his groupies:
(http://imgnews.naver.net/image/025/2012/06/07/htm_20120607144512m180m263_0_20120607164708.jpg)

those poor kids will be executed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 10-06-2012, 11:06:23
Are they "crying" because of the "honour" to meet him ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-06-2012, 12:06:49
At least I see one girl, second to the left of Kim Jong Un, which is unclear if she's crying or happy, but we saw tears streaming.

In a country where your thoughts are tightly controlled by the government, when you see one guy crying, then the big brother approves it, you'll immediately follow suit and compete to cry as the best as you can to gain his attention. I've been through that sort of ass-kissing contest.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 10-06-2012, 15:06:06
9gag fails in so many ways

(http://i.imgur.com/GkENl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 10-06-2012, 18:06:46
Trololo Igor Presnyakov style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ffMnFCydk&feature=g-u-u)

FPSRussias Hellcat video is up! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhSYDZy2Yc&feature=g-ent)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-06-2012, 20:06:19
Gets access to fastest TD of WWII. Only shoots its gun (which wasn't amazing or something)
FAIL.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 10-06-2012, 21:06:22
9gag fails in so many ways

Le, LE, LE, LE LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEELELELELELELELELELELE

TRILLION OF PAINT FACES.

9gag makes me rage at their jokes. Cant they just say a normal joke properly?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-06-2012, 21:06:43
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443011_700b_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444965_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443677_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443359_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444966_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4445034_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444257_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4445108_700b_v1.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444967_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4443587_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4445035_700b.jpg)

enjoy  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:27
How about posting something funny for a change?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:29
9Gag has 70% trash but 30% good things

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-06-2012, 21:06:56
Could not locate funny.

Quote
9Gag has 70% trash but 30% good things

Yet to see that 30% then.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:44
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4432283_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:02
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4432283_460s_v1.jpg)
"On a scale from 1 to terrible, that's like.. Michael Jackson terrible." -Batman
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-06-2012, 21:06:02
How about posting something funny for a change?

those are funny .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2012, 21:06:37
How about posting something funny for a change?

those are funny .
Not that's funny! Good job ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 10-06-2012, 22:06:23
:D

continuing with le fun:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444265_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444715_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4444426_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 22:06:06
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4441425_700b.jpg)

you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-06-2012, 22:06:26
No.

I'd give these guys however:

(http://i.imgur.com/LnU37.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2012, 22:06:01
i these guys however?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-06-2012, 23:06:02
See edit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 11-06-2012, 03:06:22
This video made ma a better person :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-06-2012, 03:06:51
This video made ma a better person :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BQ9YtJC-Kd8
that was actually really cool
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 11-06-2012, 09:06:57
[img]
you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)

Nah, no cudos from me, they're on a boat. Our Orange friends can't get to them,so it's easy to swing that flag. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 11-06-2012, 19:06:29
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 11-06-2012, 19:06:37
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s


Mmmh yeah, can watch that with muted sound and its enjoyable. :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 11-06-2012, 20:06:24
Suddenly, I am now a dolphins fan!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 11-06-2012, 20:06:05
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s


Hey I just raped you

And it was crazy

So delete my number

AND KEEP THE BABY !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-06-2012, 21:06:34
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s


Mmmh yeah, can watch that with muted sound and its enjoyable. :)
^this


ELLOOOO frauleins!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 11-06-2012, 21:06:01
Solutions for everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ezVib_giTFo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 11-06-2012, 21:06:55
This would make my life sooooo easy. Just take my money already!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-06-2012, 22:06:28
Because not sharing this with you guys would be mean of me.

http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s

Underwater boob is my new favorite!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-06-2012, 19:06:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUwmZS2gug&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-06-2012, 02:06:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJey74gmkLY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 13-06-2012, 05:06:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6wo_XTuw0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 13-06-2012, 05:06:20
Hell-arious tgs podcast breakdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK8l6Q5BAkM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 13-06-2012, 13:06:21
Amazing Police Chase! (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2174751/cbb14b43/kleinste_pliesie_achtervolging_evah.html)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-06-2012, 14:06:57
Guys, please post a description or at least a name for your videos, otherwise, why bother checking?

I wanna know if it's relevanttomyinterests.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 13-06-2012, 15:06:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4441425_700b.jpg)

you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)

Typical 9gag trash. Why? It's fake. That picture is from 2008 and the flag was German.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 13-06-2012, 15:06:31
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4441425_700b.jpg)

you GOT to give credit to these guys!
(Danmark won against Holland in UEFA footbal 2012 first match)

Typical 9gag trash. Why? It's fake. That picture is from 2008 and the flag was German.
Find and post the original then. It'll fit great for tonight
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-06-2012, 16:06:39
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/German-Dutch_rivalry.jpg/800px-German-Dutch_rivalry.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 13-06-2012, 16:06:22
Can't believe people bought that though, typical architecture, the text Swiss Chalet on the building on the left and the Swiss and Italian flag on the right.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-06-2012, 19:06:12
ah ah ah ,

you didn't say the magic word !

http://nedry.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-06-2012, 19:06:22
ah ah ah ,

you didn't say the magic word !

http://nedry.ytmnd.com/
[samuelL]DAYUMMM i hate this hacker crap![/samuelL]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-06-2012, 19:06:29
ah ah ah ,

you didn't say the magic word !

http://nedry.ytmnd.com/

DENNIS (Fat guy from Jurassic Park)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4iTHzF2Qvk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-06-2012, 20:06:33
Newman :I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98dai6CC5BA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 13-06-2012, 23:06:46
Yogscast go sailing - "FUCK YOU!!!":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6anRWwdaS7s&feature=player_detailpage#t=75s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-06-2012, 16:06:21
(http://i.imgur.com/H1kdR.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-06-2012, 19:06:02
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer  ;D

Love this:

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/60896000/jpg/_60896332_ie7taxpopup.jpg) (http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18440979)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-06-2012, 15:06:55
People use internet explorer?


http://dagobah.net/flash/Struttin.swf

CYLONS! I WARNED YA! dint i warned ya??.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-06-2012, 17:06:03
http://dagobah.net/flash/Struttin.swf

CYLONS! I WARNED YA! dint i warned ya??.
Fun stuff.


Rewatched a classic I haven't seen since 2008. Super Mario Brothers - Frustration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8
It's still surprisingly funny :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 15-06-2012, 20:06:04
CYLONS! I WARNED YA! dint i warned ya??.
Better. BattleMechs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-06-2012, 23:06:02
Not funny per se, but cool nonetheless:
9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped (http://www.theworldgeography.com/2012/06/9-abandoned-islands-where-time-has.html)
Quote
Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.

Pretty cool stuff. Especially that Japanese island.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 15-06-2012, 23:06:30
Not funny per se, but cool nonetheless:
9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped (http://www.theworldgeography.com/2012/06/9-abandoned-islands-where-time-has.html)
Quote
Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.

Pretty cool stuff. Especially that Japanese island.

Awesome, i love abandoned places, the abandoned island with an old hospital reminds me of a Resident Evil: Outbreak scenario, an old hospital in the middle of a forest. They are all perfect places for a STALKER-like game!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-06-2012, 01:06:57
There are another 32 pictures of Hashima Island here:

http://einestages.spiegel.de/external/ShowTopicAlbumBackgroundXXL/a5562/l0/l0/F.html#featuredEntry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 16-06-2012, 01:06:54
There are another 32 pictures of Hashima Island here:

http://einestages.spiegel.de/external/ShowTopicAlbumBackgroundXXL/a5562/l0/l0/F.html#featuredEntry




I wonder if you would get special powers if picture #18  bit you??

 :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 12:06:04
Not funny per se, but cool nonetheless:
9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped (http://www.theworldgeography.com/2012/06/9-abandoned-islands-where-time-has.html)
Quote
Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.

Pretty cool stuff. Especially that Japanese island.
If i ever win euromillions, i am so buying the japanese island for airsoft and reenactment purposes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-06-2012, 13:06:02
Finnish Army - turning boys into men...?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151826060260562

Caution: explicit lyrics
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 13:06:34
Finnish Army - turning boys into men...?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151826060260562

Caution: explicit lyrics
this is
brilliant

and much better lyrics then todays songs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 16-06-2012, 14:06:10
Haha, really awesome !These lyrics are great :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 14:06:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1Nff6jgjo&feature=player_embedded

Hi-fucking-larious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 16-06-2012, 14:06:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkgoSOSGrx4

OMG how come I never heard of this gadget before?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2012, 16:06:03
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/worldflags

I challenge you people: Get better than my 138 (old: 129) correct!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 16-06-2012, 18:06:14
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/worldflags

I challenge you people: Get better than my 129 correct!
I gave up with 6 minutes left, 68 correct.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-06-2012, 18:06:14
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4483897_700b.jpg)

Flippy, how did that plan turned out on ya?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-06-2012, 20:06:50
http://www.neoteo.com/battlestar-galactica-blood-chrome-trailer

Oh My Fracking God(s)!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 16-06-2012, 20:06:24
Looks great doesn't it! I like the song underneath  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 17-06-2012, 02:06:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u) It's Nerd³ again and I laughed like I rarely do by watching a youtube video. 30 minutes of great entertainement and a great game !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-06-2012, 21:06:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs

Amazing thing=The piece of shrapnel that landed right near clint........wassent fake or scripted...

god this was a REAL movie!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-06-2012, 21:06:44
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/rage%20guy%20comics/grand/it%27s-a-fap-rage-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-167.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 17-06-2012, 22:06:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWUUGb5g8Oo&feature=g-all-u) It's Nerd³ again and I laughed like I rarely do by watching a youtube video. 30 minutes of great entertainement and a great game !
I love this!

8:41 "Okay time to build something a bit more sensible I feel.  DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 17-06-2012, 23:06:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs

Amazing thing=The piece of shrapnel that landed right near clint........wassent fake or scripted...

god this was a REAL movie!

The best movie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-06-2012, 14:06:57
(http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/rage%20guy%20comics/grand/it%27s-a-fap-rage-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-167.jpg)
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I am laughing. Ha. Ha Ha.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-06-2012, 14:06:21
(http://i.imgur.com/mXcQV.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-06-2012, 18:06:25
http://www.neoteo.com/battlestar-galactica-blood-chrome-trailer

Oh My Fracking God(s)!!
The lords of Kobol have heard my PRAYERS!

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4518693_460s.jpg)


One can only fear

what finland has
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-06-2012, 18:06:48
The Greenland shark is poisonous only when fresh. The hákarl dish is quite safe due to the process.

And Finns just eat raw fish.

Finland --> Raw fish
Sweden ---------------> Fermented herring
Iceland --------------------------------------------------------------------> Rotten shark
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 18-06-2012, 18:06:54
(http://i.imgur.com/mXcQV.jpg)

still a better dj than Skrillex  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-06-2012, 18:06:13
The Greenland shark is poisonous only when fresh. The hákarl dish is quite safe due to the process.

And Finns just eat raw fish.

Finland --> Raw fish
Sweden ---------------> Fermented herring
Iceland --------------------------------------------------------------------> Rotten shark

What raw fish are you referring to?

/Edit: Oh, right. Cured Salmon. Love that stuff. They do eat it in the rest of the Nordic countries too. Just like pickled herring is eaten here too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-06-2012, 20:06:57
(http://i.imgur.com/mXcQV.jpg)
Awesome  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-06-2012, 21:06:34
studying for an exam .. was looking for how medicine for pompe disease where made, ended up with this ... simply disgusting..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuxeAbeDcU0 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 18-06-2012, 23:06:58
studying for an exam .. was looking for how medicine for pompe disease where made, ended up with this ... simply disgusting..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuxeAbeDcU0

O_o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 18-06-2012, 23:06:55
Is it just me, or did fucking 9gag put it's brand on the wonderful Scandinavia and the World webcomic? |:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 18-06-2012, 23:06:12
its just you, now shut up and post images.

(http://imagens.publico.pt/imagens.aspx/387408?tp=UH&db=IMAGENS&w=606&h=412&act=cropResize&t=1339969667,49227)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 04:06:37
Is it just me, or did fucking 9gag put it's brand on the wonderful Scandinavia and the World webcomic? |:

No, they stamp all images uploaded to their site.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 19-06-2012, 05:06:55
Yes, I know they do.  And i hate it.  It's like if you drew something, then I took it and put it on a website run by me, and put my name on it.  It's basically claiming, without saying outright, that I created it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-06-2012, 05:06:19
its just you, now shut up and post images.

(http://imagens.publico.pt/imagens.aspx/387408?tp=UH&db=IMAGENS&w=606&h=412&act=cropResize&t=1339969667,49227)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4520546_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 06:06:02
Mudra, you are not alone. Sometimes the 9gag tagging is just plain brazen, because most people already familiar with the obvious source.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 19-06-2012, 08:06:51
Mudra, you are not alone. Sometimes the 9gag tagging is just plain brazen, because most people already familiar with the obvious source.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=conny_permission

This also applies...and I never even thought about what he says in the article before.  I agree with him.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ranker_sucks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 12:06:26
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vlgpXjSl0fs/Tq0fgvL7ygI/AAAAAAAAD38/Ymw-szixfgg/s1600/Untitled.png)

Sometimes people blog for fun, but most who copy paste contents/links, whore our on the net to become famous.

Recently a guy named "Sugimin Hidayatullah" was the hottest talking subject amongst football fans here. The rumour is that, Mourinho visits to South East Asia has found him, he is to be engaged by Real Madrid for €7.5 million. Thanks to stupid people reposting the same bullshit numerous time in their blogs, it's enough to make several idiots believe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 19-06-2012, 13:06:48
This is Ryan Nelsen, former Tottenham player who recently joined Queens Park Rangers.

I just love this picture, it screams victory and his jaw is just huge.

(http://www.tottenhamhotspur.se/tottenham_data/images/ryan%20nelsen%20quits_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 19-06-2012, 14:06:26
Yes, I know they do.  And i hate it.  It's like if you drew something, then I took it and put it on a website run by me, and put my name on it.  It's basically claiming, without saying outright, that I created it.

Yeah they stole something me and another friend did, they didn't notice our names in the bottom left corner in white text (hard to see) meaning they never removed it so we gave them a piece of our minds ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 16:06:07
A message for our Dutch friends (the Oranjes)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/182353_357029197684134_1171009200_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 19-06-2012, 16:06:43
Just let it go, Zoo. The only person dealing with it is you. Always the Dutch this, the Dutch that. Fly over here and tell those dimwits on the streets, not us. I don't think anyone on this forum really cares about the Dutch team.

I didn't, I was cheering for Portugal and Germany. Just no Denmark, Denmark is stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 17:06:25
Wait... it was from my friend, a big huge, probably massive Dutch National Football Team Fan. He weeped when they were out of the tournament, so apparently, I don't have to fly there just to calm down some dimwits.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2012, 17:06:12
Is it just me, or did fucking 9gag put it's brand on the wonderful Scandinavia and the World webcomic? |:
you have to give the source of the image you posted on 9gag, otherwise it gets removed

the reason why the watermark is there is so that it shows you are using 9gag's bandwidth
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 19-06-2012, 17:06:10
Thorondor, did you just correct theta's spelling errors?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-06-2012, 17:06:17
Thorondor, did you just correct theta's spelling errors?
Just one. The sort that might get one banned.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2012, 17:06:37
Thondoror uses grammar attack

(http://0.tqn.com/d/grammar/1/G/B/J/-/-/blackboard_where_and_were.jpg)

Theta is confused

It's effective!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2012, 18:06:05
whats this!
i DONT


http://youtu.be/X-DmwZRGvvo?t=1m29s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 19-06-2012, 19:06:33
A message for our Dutch friends (the Oranjes)

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/182353_357029197684134_1171009200_n.jpg)

Heh brilliant, I allways make a cock and balls outta my Orange peel..must try this one^ :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-06-2012, 20:06:26
Serbian genocide canteen system, evil, used. Only fourteen ninetynine!

http://www.varusteleka.com/product/pakit-astiat-ja-aterimet/jna-kenttapullojarjestelma-paha-kaytetty/_3IE0U2C4I&lang=en_US

Easy to use, see the instruction video!

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN0Y2TV2ojI )


Edit: See the African dictator costume (model: ridiculous) around 2:20 on the video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2012, 21:06:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U&feature=related
 ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oky2zmrM9fo&feature=relmfu
Ending is hilirious

Not sure if he said perkele or jumalauta at the end  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-06-2012, 21:06:49
Richard Hammond builds a Kettenkrad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8NvJdIG85Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 19-06-2012, 21:06:22
Okay buddies, I have a job for you. I love memes made in this style:

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqiidg0Kkc1qzqua1o1_500.png)
(http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Listen-Harry-Use-the-force.jpg)

I would appreciate it if you could find me some more :-) or tell me what exactly the name of this style of (troll-)meme is if one exists. Just found a new one on 9gag with Samuel L. Jackson, that´s why I´m asking.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-06-2012, 21:06:23
IIRC they are listed on Know Your Meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-quotes) as Troll Quotes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 20-06-2012, 04:06:52
 EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!!!!

  Steve Jobs! Versus Bill Gates!...  BEGIN!

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-06-2012, 08:06:44
Damn, this series are awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70&list=PL96675BDF95286773&index=16&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA&list=PL96675BDF95286773&index=20&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-06-2012, 14:06:40
Pikachu trippin' pokeballs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 20-06-2012, 21:06:37
Like THeTA said, bitch be trippin' ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-06-2012, 21:06:12
Like THeTA said, bitch be trippin' ;D
Yep

long time ago i saw something cool like this  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-06-2012, 22:06:09
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

the cat pictures really get to me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-06-2012, 22:06:06
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

the cat pictures really get to me
aye

Cats!

Keep being awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-06-2012, 02:06:08
Pikachu trippin' pokeballs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4

That is rather LSD than acid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 21-06-2012, 02:06:56
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/pictures-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

the cat pictures really get to me

Very cool :)

Notice the caption at the peer dog rescue... an honorable knight indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-06-2012, 13:06:04
Pikachu trippin' pokeballs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4

That is rather LSD than acid.
Lysergic acid diethylamide, LysergSäureDiäthylamid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-06-2012, 00:06:22
(http://i.imgur.com/Q2P6C.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 22-06-2012, 20:06:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEkKWKjcQyY&feature=relmfu

I'd watch this!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flyboy1942 on 23-06-2012, 00:06:30
http://www.behance.net/gallery/City-of-Ruins/4066411

This might be interesting to those of you with some knowledge of WWII history. >_>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-06-2012, 02:06:32
That would be a sweet ass FH2 MAP!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 24-06-2012, 00:06:57
^is it weird that that's all i could think about too? lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 24-06-2012, 15:06:38
(http://cdn.omg-facts.com/2012/1/31/247b7413d23f5ce15217f3535038f693)

Quote
Like every British tank since the Centurion, and most other British AFVs, Challenger 2 contains a boiling vessel (BV) also known as a kettle or bivvie for water which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in ration packs.[9] This BV requirement is general for armoured vehicles of the British Armed Forces, and is unique to the armed forces of the UK.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 24-06-2012, 17:06:08
(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/acdcrocks1973/MANBEARPIG.png)

One and a half being!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-06-2012, 18:06:28
It/He has Split personality Disorder
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 24-06-2012, 19:06:42
Just found this old thing again:

(http://satwcomic.com/art/sauna-time.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-06-2012, 19:06:51
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SoNNy on 25-06-2012, 11:06:13
(http://www.gavinrothery.com/storage/__Empiretwkjc.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1336689621085)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-06-2012, 13:06:47
One and a half being!

Ehrm... no. That's just it. It isn't  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2012, 13:06:58
(http://satwcomic.com/art/precautions.jpg)

DAM SWITZERLAND! you scary

(http://satwcomic.com/art/still-a-long-way.jpg)

its funny cause its true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-06-2012, 20:06:46
8 great explosions in 1080P. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kP_VbMsW-I&feature=player_embedded) Especially the last one is great.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 26-06-2012, 02:06:43
 :o Wow...


(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Finland.+Couldn+t+stop+laughing+thought+i+would+share_579331_3745914.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 26-06-2012, 03:06:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9jf1FI3VO4

MI SCUSI MI SCUSI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 26-06-2012, 16:06:27
(http://www1.skoftenmedia.com/images/gifdump/163/32.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-06-2012, 16:06:51
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 26-06-2012, 18:06:47
Last 2 pics do no show, learn to post a picture please, check your post after posting it, reupload the image when needed. don't be a lazy ass. Put a description with links.

All of the above has been said countless times in this tread, try to keep it fun for all who want to enjoy and see but don't want to click only a link. please.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 26-06-2012, 18:06:44
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-06-2012, 18:06:03
SATW Finn is the only guy with unshaved chest.

And his friends, according to you are cigar butts
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 26-06-2012, 18:06:28
Last 2 pics do no show, learn to post a picture please, check your post after posting it, reupload the image when needed. don't be a lazy ass. Put a description with links.

All of the above has been said countless times in this tread, try to keep it fun for all who want to enjoy and see but don't want to click only a link. please.
Featuring Siben as the Moderator
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-06-2012, 19:06:05
(http://satwcomic.com/art/leaking.jpg)

It all comes together at the end  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 26-06-2012, 19:06:53
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-06-2012, 19:06:40
Must be a cigarette? ajappat wtf?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 26-06-2012, 20:06:16
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
That kind of confirms my theory  ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-06-2012, 20:06:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjJc_ZH6dk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 27-06-2012, 08:06:44
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
That kind of confirms my theory  ;D.

No effing way. I'm definitely straight and unshaven chests are just a no-go. :-X
I bet you won't even shave your armpits... hmmmm a stinking jungle under your arm... delicious...  :-X

OT: I love SATW. Damn she gets the characters in such a great way. Australia with his blond long hair, tan and leather surfer's armband just nails the spot. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 27-06-2012, 16:06:41
Finns have more natural blondes per capita than any other nation. Fuck right off SATW.

How about unshaved chest?
Who shaves his chest anyway? Must be fag...

Unshaved chest?  Ew...no thanks  :-X
That kind of confirms my theory  ;D.

No effing way. I'm definitely straight and unshaven chests are just a no-go. :-X
I bet you won't even shave your armpits... hmmmm a stinking jungle under your arm... delicious...  :-X

OT: I love SATW. Damn she gets the characters in such a great way. Australia with his blond long hair, tan and leather surfer's armband just nails the spot. ^^
Reporter stop reading the Cosmopolitan as your guide to society. And use deodorant under your armpit, shaved or not shaved.  ;D
Only thing worthwhile shaving or trimming is the area around your pointy end. Nothing annoys the ladies more then flossing with your pubic hair.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 27-06-2012, 16:06:04
Believe me, the ladies will thank you as well when your chest isn't a wire brush.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 27-06-2012, 17:06:40
am i the only one with no hair anywhere but the head and pubic area? D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-06-2012, 17:06:57
am i the only one with no hair anywhere but the head and pubic area? D:
Not even armpits?


you know the direction of this thread............

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4604338_460s.jpg)

Have a fat girl from 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 27-06-2012, 17:06:38
Believe me, the ladies will thank you as well when your chest isn't a wire brush.

Some indication of being Maschilismo is needed, besides that, since when isn't a face scrub good for the skin. Throw away your srub cream, go with chest hair!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-06-2012, 17:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNwFexjnbyM&feature=g-all-u

So much pain off laughing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-06-2012, 17:06:34
Your chest better be hairy or have no hair at all. Never do a half-assed job.

(http://poplicks.com/images/hair-kini.jpg)

Under my stomach, it was all monkey parts. They are hairy to the point where it needs to be shaved regularly to look human.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-06-2012, 18:06:31
This thread needs more cats, and less dudes talkin' 'bout their pubes.

(http://i.imgur.com/creIl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 27-06-2012, 18:06:11
unrelated
Not even armpits?

not even.

unrelated: did you  by any chanse found that cat picture on a stream os SCII? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-06-2012, 18:06:29
(http://i.imgur.com/Dln66.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 27-06-2012, 19:06:20
am i the only one with no hair anywhere but the head and pubic area? D:
Not even armpits?


you know the direction of this thread............

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4604338_460s.jpg)

Have a fat girl from 9gag

That picture is older than most people who visit 9gag....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 27-06-2012, 20:06:03
(http://i.imgur.com/Dln66.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m665z4mcis1qbyxr0o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-06-2012, 22:06:41
treaty of Westphalia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=c-WO73Dh7rY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-06-2012, 00:06:11
Sing-a-long!

Trust me, imma engeeeeenear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rp8hvyjZWHs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 28-06-2012, 11:06:11
I shave and it has been my best decision since shaving around my dick (no balls, and not everything, that itches like hell!).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 28-06-2012, 11:06:47
Dude, don't forget the balls! A hairy sack when you put the balls to the walls is just ugly. It will only itch the first time you do it, trust me. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 28-06-2012, 16:06:04
Cats ^^
(http://i.imgur.com/zgiNl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-06-2012, 17:06:17
Cats ^^
(http://i.imgur.com/zgiNl.gif)
thats   to    cute
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 28-06-2012, 17:06:18
Dude, don't forget the balls! A hairy sack when you put the balls to the walls is just ugly. It will only itch the first time you do it, trust me. ;)

Agreed.  Feels good too :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 29-06-2012, 00:06:25
I cut the hairs, but no clean cut...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-06-2012, 00:06:20
No way am I putting a razor on the skin of my balls.  I mean, sure I've experimented with short hair there*, but not risk-of-castration short.

*didn't think to much of it, probably won't do again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-06-2012, 01:06:54
but the wimmenz don't want to find a hairy pair down there
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 29-06-2012, 01:06:30
lego battle of hurtgen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9n77T46CY&feature=g-vrec
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-06-2012, 03:06:42
<rolls eyes>  I've never cut myself before, it's safe, trust me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 29-06-2012, 06:06:02
This is increde-bally awkward. xD But yes, if you cut yourself there, that's sad. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Moose on 29-06-2012, 09:06:26
You get more blowjobs if you shave. Fact.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 29-06-2012, 13:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A22JB7xrzAE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A22JB7xrzAE)

"Sie sind ja am Arsch der Welt..."

"Wundert Sie das?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 29-06-2012, 14:06:14
This ain't bollock shaving folks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x36vVf-Jy0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x36vVf-Jy0) (tiz dancing tities!) ((fully clothed of course!))
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-06-2012, 16:06:11
You get more blowjobs if you shave. Fact.

I can support this fact through personal experience on both sides.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2012, 16:06:33
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Troll_4b7148_1719826.gif)


is it raining? or is it the tears of Religious people?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 29-06-2012, 16:06:01
I want to nuke this thread, because this is nothing but crap talk now.

Missiles launched...

Impact in...

3...

2...

1...

................................


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-06-2012, 16:06:08
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-4/nuke.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 29-06-2012, 16:06:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVwFN1Tap7k&feature=related

Holy cow! I bet this thing could outrun the original Hellcat... (Well not really, but it's quite fast for a 30 ton monster)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 29-06-2012, 17:06:46
WTF happened here?

Maybe this will swing the mood..

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4626096_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2012, 17:06:19
to get back on topic=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
The lyrics are just.......hilarious

REMOVE KEBAB! CROATIAN FACISTS!
 ;D

And awesome part=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 29-06-2012, 17:06:15
Disregard Sibens 9Gag-bollocks, Cyanide&Happyness beats that unfunny crap every day!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5348/talkaboutsex.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2012, 17:06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls&feature=g-vrec


so

hilarious

She dem have dat nice accent
but dayum that is one DUMB frakking redneck white trash sheila
Goddamit a sack of steel nuts is smarter then this girl
Poor America  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-06-2012, 17:06:37
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences5
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-06-2012, 17:06:41
If you post something from 9Gag, a Stuka will dive upon you

(http://www.mybrightonandhove.org.uk/images/uploaded/scaled/junkers_ju87_stuka_03_s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 29-06-2012, 18:06:33
to get back on topic=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
The lyrics are just.......hilarious

REMOVE KEBAB! CROATIAN FACISTS!
 ;D

And awesome part=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpj3x2oLho

Make sure to have annotations on.


SERBIA STRONG!!! SERBIA HAS WISDOM OF FALCON!!


(Related: we had a Croatian playing as Greece attacking Serbia in a WaW Supremacy game, and getting owned by bad luck. SERBIA STRONG!!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-06-2012, 01:06:36
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4629766_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-06-2012, 04:06:26
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4629766_460s.jpg

Cheese Omelet + Dexter = Girls wetting themselves.
Gotcha.

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the-dar-today-44.jpg?w=500&h=367)

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/prank-call
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-06-2012, 09:06:45
bill Murray actually does that all the time in NYC, he makes it a hobby when he has nothing to do
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-06-2012, 13:06:38
And that whole thing is older than the internet, all of a sudden that image pops up everywhere.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2012, 13:06:18
Ever since Meet the pyro

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-06-2012, 19:06:56
You made two mistakes, Theta.
1. Linking funnyjunk
2. Going on funnyjunk

(Image not displaying)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-06-2012, 21:06:28
fuck that, i want booty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50&feature=related

The booty warrior is so hilarious on boondocks  ;D

I likes ya
and i want ya
Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way
the choise is yours


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX-ufPzwMXU
^episode
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-07-2012, 00:07:50
(http://i.imgur.com/83BUN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/F5Ehg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-07-2012, 11:07:16
(https://p.twimg.com/AwrJa2ECQAACWKN.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-07-2012, 01:07:30
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/two_beards_cross_paths.png?w=720)

A rule that I try to abide by.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-07-2012, 15:07:39
(http://vanhus.naamapalmu.fi/files/J3/big/5HYA4seb25WL1JzJrnYC.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2012, 15:07:07
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4629766_460s.jpg)

Ugh... in the episode he said "Omelette du fromage"!!!!!!!
fuck 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-07-2012, 16:07:13
actually, in the French version it IS omelette au fromage ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_IIUc6Shxk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-07-2012, 17:07:29
hmm, my apologies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 02-07-2012, 17:07:01
Still, fuck 9gag.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/334/723/e69.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-07-2012, 17:07:47
^ 'nuff said
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 02-07-2012, 18:07:14
Please, continue....

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4658299_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-07-2012, 01:07:30
Continuing...

(http://i.qkme.me/3obcyn.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2012, 01:07:54
hmm, my apologies.

In the French version it is au, but god so fucking help me I know for a fact in the english version it was du. No worries, CPS.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 03-07-2012, 03:07:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls&feature=g-vrec


so

hilarious

She dem have dat nice accent
but dayum that is one DUMB frakking redneck white trash sheila
Goddamit a sack of steel nuts is smarter then this girl
Poor America  :(

Its alright :| At least she "knows" Turkey, I do not know to what extent (not very confident either) but still, its progress ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-07-2012, 05:07:15
I cracked up when I noticed it:

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/7/135767_slide.jpg?v=1)

I love Life of Brian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 03-07-2012, 09:07:43
British Humour FTW!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2012, 10:07:03
Gotta love the People's Front of Judea
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-07-2012, 10:07:58
Gotta love the People's Front of Judea
Judean People's Front is way better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-07-2012, 11:07:31
Two minute engine rebuild (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daVDrGsaDME)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 03-07-2012, 11:07:41
Nice! even Guy Croft commented on this (apparently)
The car looks like a Triumph Spitfire to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 03-07-2012, 18:07:46
(http://www.gagful.com/uploads/2011_12/1323112387_True_Story_gag.jpg)
(http://www.mycitybynight.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/truestory.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-07-2012, 19:07:19
^ Good one. That takes me back!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-07-2012, 19:07:20
Garfield minus Garfield

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5tbbjd5pSHr2xm8_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5v5is1v1viuKME7_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXOfp5etg4nwJwMhZyo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 03-07-2012, 19:07:40
Garfield minus Garfield

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5tbbjd5pSHr2xm8_500.jpg[/img.]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5v5is1v1viuKME7_500.jpg[/img.]

Just as bad as with Garfield.  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 03-07-2012, 19:07:20
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l6n4E7Z41qz8z2ro1_500.png)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ll6iaXs21qz8z2ro1_500.png)

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Quote
Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-07-2012, 19:07:47
I believe the strip where Jon takes his shoes off in the summer and causes a local quarantine of the area would make a good GmG
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-07-2012, 01:07:53
(http://i.imgur.com/Av1nw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 04-07-2012, 01:07:43
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh so badly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-07-2012, 04:07:27
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1341319495
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-07-2012, 05:07:08
That guy is officially badass of the month.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-07-2012, 12:07:14
Nowadays I just assume everything I read on the Internet is fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-07-2012, 15:07:23
Nowadays I just assume everything I read on the Internet is fake.
wat? then what about that nice Nigerian prince I just sent my credit card information...  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-07-2012, 15:07:01
http://havewefoundthehiggsbosonyet.org/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-07-2012, 16:07:54
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/groundhog_day.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 04-07-2012, 18:07:03
ohh groundhog day, such a nice movie  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-07-2012, 19:07:14
I always knew dr phill was a pervert ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7VTl-5LbBs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 04-07-2012, 20:07:20
   Found this Company of Heroes 2 Debut Trailer on youtube. It seems true to me.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIOSHnt47VY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIOSHnt47VY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 04-07-2012, 21:07:41
Something different: How to re-build a Ferguson TE20 tractor in under 6 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDKNudcAsgE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-07-2012, 23:07:12
I can't post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-07-2012, 23:07:54
Dont use urls and question marks in your post, Lightning.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-07-2012, 23:07:07
Found this Company of Heroes 2 Debut Trailer on youtube. It seems true to me.
"In 1944 more than 160 000 allied soldiers stormed Europe... 2000 of them never made it home".

What the flying fuck? 2000? Seriously. What? Am I going mental? Did he say 2000?

Dont use urls and question marks in your post, Lightning.
Thanks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-07-2012, 23:07:48
What? He really said that? I thought that was just my mind playing tricks on me.

I also wonder what they have to say about the glorious and brave Russian attack on a neutral country on their north-western border.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 04-07-2012, 23:07:36
Geography of the British Isles a bit suspect too on that trailer (http://www.picturesofengland.com/images/mapofgreatbritain.jpg)  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 00:07:25
I really don't like when games and shows and such try to place the Russians as the "good guys."  They were bad guys just like the Nazis, only they were on the good side.  I would not call placing all of eastern europe under a tyrannical yoke that kills millions over it's history "good."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 05-07-2012, 00:07:33
I really don't like when games and shows and such try to place the Russians as the "good guys."  They were bad guys just like the Nazis, only they were on the good side.  I would not call placing all of eastern europe under a tyrannical yoke that kills millions over it's history "good."

Of course Russia wasn't "good" but I'd certainly consider them better than Germany. Most Russian soldiers fought to defend their nation at least, they may have committed many terrible crimes, but in the end everything that happened can and should be blamed on Germany. Germany invaded Russia, yes Russia quite possibly would have invaded Europe anyway and probably intended on gaining more ground, but either way German enabled Russia to do what they did. Russian warcrimes were not justified, but had Germany not invaded Russia those that happened outside of Russia with the exception of those that happened in Finland and Poland in 1939 very well may not have happened and had German won, I'm quite sure the fate of those countries in Eastern Europe would have made what the Russians did to them look good. But yeah, calling them the good guys is retarded never the less.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-07-2012, 01:07:39
I really don't like when games and shows and such try to place the Russians as the "good guys."  They were bad guys just like the Nazis, only they were on the good side.  I would not call placing all of eastern europe under a tyrannical yoke that kills millions over it's history "good."

but but but, not all the soldiers were like dat!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 01:07:17
Course, and neither were all German soldiers.  But that doesn't excuse Germany itself ;)

And, in the end, the Russians killed a lot more civilians than the Germans did, just they did so by starvation and random execution than industrialized genocide.  Though I would agree that, had the Germans won, basically the entire slavic people would have been killed or enslaved.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 05-07-2012, 02:07:41
And, in the end, the Russians killed a lot more civilians than the Germans did, just they did so by starvation and random execution than industrialized genocide.
Though the order or not-disallowing of organized mass rapes - beginning from "liberated" Soviet territory - was not exactly according to Geneva Conventions either.

Nor was sending "partisans" to attack Finnish civilian villages far behind the lines (in a territory that never had been under Soviet control, hence the quotation marks) and forging after-action reports to show how the "partisans" had destroyed entire battallions, sabotaged airfields, blown up munitions factories, etc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 04:07:12
Quite quite.  Plus the organized mass rapes of Germans, Poles, Hungarians, Romanians, etc....  And there was some small scale genocide against Germans in Prussia and Poles in the Lvov area (since Lvov was set to become part of the Ukraine, but had a rather significant Polish majority).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 05-07-2012, 13:07:39
This thread is getting increasingly funny  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-07-2012, 13:07:30
Quite quite.  Plus the organized mass rapes of Germans, Poles, Hungarians, Romanians, etc....  And there was some small scale genocide against Germans in Prussia and Poles in the Lvov area (since Lvov was set to become part of the Ukraine, but had a rather significant Polish majority).

well obviusly the game is not gonna portray that! i mean no game has portrayed war crimes ever (concentration camps in USA, japanese civilians slaugther by bombing, germans killing partisans, their families, etc).  You seem to think that the game shouldn't make some russian soldiers look good becaouse their leaders did awfull things.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-07-2012, 13:07:13
Belarus domino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gFYMiAgrCUE#!

EDIT: As long as we're on the topic of who did worse (Germany vs Russia) let me quote an AK partisan-spy that was infiltrating death camps and was imprisoned after the war by soviet intelligence. In his last letter to his wife he writes: "Auschwitz was but a trifle".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 16:07:48
Ah, right, funny things, um....

(http://kcgould.net/temp/PancakeRabbit.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-07-2012, 16:07:55
Belarus domino

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gFYMiAgrCUE#!

Popular pastime activity in the Finnish army:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LARAuFTT_0
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2012, 17:07:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo


0:54

WHAT the FUCK is that?
SO siben, you said you like THIS?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 05-07-2012, 17:07:03
My intestinal reaction to that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U&feature=plcp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U&feature=plcp)

bucket o' vomit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-07-2012, 19:07:02
I second battleaxe's motion.  What the fuck is that shit??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 05-07-2012, 20:07:15
Good Lord, is that real?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2012, 20:07:14
Siben care to explain us WHAT the fuck that is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 05-07-2012, 21:07:25
Haven´t watched that vid on YT, because Germanys copyright laws are oh so great, so I had to watch it somewhere else...but, what´s so terribly bad about it?
Sure, it´s Nicky Minaj in a bikini and she´s quite chubby, but she´s not terribly obese or misfigured, so what´s the big deal? There´s certainly worse stuff out there on the internet. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 05-07-2012, 22:07:51
Quite catchy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 05-07-2012, 22:07:53
I don't think anyone is worried about the visuals, it's the audio that is so disturbing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 05-07-2012, 22:07:21
I'm seriously getting tired of that "dubstep-like" crap (Skrillex) that seems to be so "in" these days... you listen to some good, catchy tune and then BAM, weird scratching noise starts coming out of your headphones, damaging your hearing in the process. :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-07-2012, 23:07:11
That's one huge ass.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2012, 23:07:39
I'm seriously getting tired of that "dubstep-like" crap (Skrillex) that seems to be so "in" these days... you listen to some good, catchy tune and then BAM, weird scratching noise starts coming out of your headphones, damaging your hearing in the process. :-X
aye

Now this is music=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1B_pZC8aWU

Ciupita will probaly say "Thats metal for wuzzies" again...  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-07-2012, 02:07:01
Source Filmmaker is a good thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_dj4u6pGA&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-07-2012, 02:07:00
Haven´t watched that vid on YT, because Germanys copyright laws are oh so great, so I had to watch it somewhere else...but, what´s so terribly bad about it?
Sure, it´s Nicky Minaj in a bikini and she´s quite chubby, but she´s not terribly obese or misfigured, so what´s the big deal? There´s certainly worse stuff out there on the internet. ^^

She got some balls to wear a bikini, showing all that cellulitis on her thigh. I bet the cutter had a long day.

Edit:// If you wanna get rid of unwanted visitors at your party, play this tune all night long.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 06-07-2012, 03:07:00
Haven´t watched that vid on YT, because Germanys copyright laws are oh so great, so I had to watch it somewhere else...but, what´s so terribly bad about it?
Sure, it´s Nicky Minaj in a bikini and she´s quite chubby, but she´s not terribly obese or misfigured, so what´s the big deal? There´s certainly worse stuff out there on the internet. ^^

She got some balls to wear a bikini, showing all that cellulitis on her thigh. I bet the cutter had a long day.

Edit:// If you wanna get rid of unwanted visitors at your party, play this tune all night long.

Agreed.  Then again, if I did that, I'd prob then leave, return with gasoline, burn the house down, and shoot myself for having  played the song in the first place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-07-2012, 17:07:01
(http://shitlondon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/flying-bomb1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-07-2012, 19:07:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4j6ZphjQc0&feature=player_embedded#!
nice :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 06-07-2012, 21:07:35
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 06-07-2012, 22:07:54
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

That's creepy :S
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-07-2012, 22:07:36
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

WOW! The first video I've seen where dubstep actually fits in...


Hmmm I haven't seen Transformers but this trailer seems interesting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJuDo5ots0&feature=BFa&list=SP86F4D497FD3CACCE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-07-2012, 23:07:16
http://www.nukepills.com/docs/nuclear_war_survival_skills.pdf

Pretty usefull
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 07-07-2012, 01:07:09
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

crazy bible thumpers!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-07-2012, 03:07:57
How to dance to dubstep, religious fantic version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yowsa7d_MLY&feature=player_embedded#!

WOW! The first video I've seen where dubstep actually fits in...


Hmmm I haven't seen Transformers but this trailer seems interesting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJuDo5ots0&feature=BFa&list=SP86F4D497FD3CACCE

Interesting are the ways people go. When examining that link more closely, you might end up at transformers. Or you end up here:

super...tectonic dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1TVrNFFQaE)

Shuffling at school on a boring day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VVEXxTZnjI)

 ;D :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-07-2012, 05:07:13
Finally, this song seems good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_495463&src_vid=0sKRRY5tQz8&index=13&v=H2ftVPk-WZw&list=PL407476D2048AB81F
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-07-2012, 11:07:31
It's about time you guys listen to some real music  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 07-07-2012, 23:07:07
It's about time you guys listen to some real music  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
that link seems to be broken somehow ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-07-2012, 23:07:13
New style of music that I discovered :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZW_7XHnWg&list=FLUS1vafnI5v2Jtm1qubZYrA&index=4&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-07-2012, 00:07:06
well



It uses instruments
not bad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 08-07-2012, 10:07:39
well



It uses instruments
not bad
Electroswing! Mixing jaz + swing + electronic music  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-07-2012, 10:07:43
Its alot better then todays music
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 08-07-2012, 11:07:08
well



It uses instruments
not bad
Electroswing! Mixing jaz + swing + electronic music  ;D
You talking about Jive Bunny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JU8dvQ4wvI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 08-07-2012, 11:07:30
New style of music that I discovered :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZW_7XHnWg&list=FLUS1vafnI5v2Jtm1qubZYrA&index=4&feature=plpp_video
Oh yeah, i was so hooked on Caravan Palace 8 months ago. Still like it, I just love the incorporation of the swing music.

I don't dance. But this kind of music I can consider dancing to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-07-2012, 16:07:19
Been listening to Caravan Palace for about a year now...they rule ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 08-07-2012, 21:07:46
Guns 'n Roses: Live at the Ritz, 1988, full concert.

Stagediving Axl included I believe, beer, smoking. How times have changed. It's so weird to see this explosion of raw rock, and then realize they would make November Rain, Estranged in their near future. I saw the original GnR on their Illusion World Tour, and I lost half my change. I also suffered three bruised ribs and a dislocated collar bone. I was a noob at moshing then ;D I also kept wondering why Slash's hair never caught fire from his smokes.

Axl anno 2012 is kinda of a dick I believe, so let's go back to 1988: Appetite for Destruction: Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-07-2012, 21:07:35
Axl anno 2012 is a dick

Saw them at graspop
chinese democracy is crap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 09-07-2012, 02:07:39
Recording from a TF2 game, a girl is playing and this kid tries to hit on her by offering to give her games on steam. He begins to cry when rejected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0

Spaghetti all over the place
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 09-07-2012, 19:07:01
Slenderman goes gamestyle.
http://kotaku.com/5923691/the-terrifying-slenderman-goes-from-meme-to-free-horror-game

For all the amnesia fans here is another game to terrify you  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-07-2012, 19:07:41
Recording from a TF2 game, a girl is playing and this kid tries to hit on her by offering to give her games on steam. He begins to cry when rejected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0

Spaghetti all over the place
That was too awkward to even watch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 09-07-2012, 22:07:16
This is amazing!  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI&feature=autoshare
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-07-2012, 12:07:42
I put this here as it's obviously fake... But would be cool if such thing existed...

(http://surbrook.devermore.net/superpics/machines/set_1/fortress_tank.jpg)

Quote
M15A "Gun Motor Carriage."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 10-07-2012, 13:07:24
where would you store enough ammo?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 10-07-2012, 13:07:33
where would you store enough ammo?
In the blimp that hovers above it, duh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 10-07-2012, 15:07:30
Guns 'n Roses: Live at the Ritz, 1988, full concert.

Stagediving Axl included I believe, beer, smoking. How times have changed. It's so weird to see this explosion of raw rock, and then realize they would make November Rain, Estranged in their near future. I saw the original GnR on their Illusion World Tour, and I lost half my change. I also suffered three bruised ribs and a dislocated collar bone. I was a noob at moshing then ;D I also kept wondering why Slash's hair never caught fire from his smokes.

Axl anno 2012 is kinda of a dick I believe, so let's go back to 1988: Appetite for Destruction: Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoSFhHAh-vw)

 I saw that tour as well. it was awesome with the living room set-up and all the serving girls wearing stickers on their boobs.

 P.S. Slash always fascinated me with how he attached his smokes to the tuners on his guitar. must have sucked for his roadie's to clean.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 10-07-2012, 16:07:10
http://www.wimp.com/hypoxiabrain/

seems to me like the perfect way to die :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-07-2012, 18:07:55
http://www.wimp.com/hypoxiabrain/

seems to me like the perfect way to die :o

Do try it and tell us how it worked out.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-07-2012, 19:07:57
http://www.wimp.com/rocketbooster/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-07-2012, 21:07:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRXZ4Ynh74
What the fuck japan? a lion doesnt say GAO?

It says=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqVvEaQefk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-07-2012, 21:07:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoRXZ4Ynh74
What the fuck japan? a lion doesnt say GAO?

It says=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqVvEaQefk
Oh I know what a lion is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y&t=3m47s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-07-2012, 22:07:56
http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ (http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/) Randal answers questions from the readers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-07-2012, 13:07:41
DayZ - Riding Dirty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zvpPrQ0WX8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-07-2012, 13:07:27
Still the best Day Z video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdW1iVVSlbw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-07-2012, 17:07:07
(http://i.imgur.com/OmeIU.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/yhxZJ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 11-07-2012, 22:07:48
(https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYDdSXKSnLCx3B0zEPeSzyHe4vMKG1sWV8YmmxaqqBEUQCNiRJig)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 12-07-2012, 01:07:25
Drifting did you say?  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvfiwsm6sc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcvfiwsm6sc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 12-07-2012, 01:07:57
Level of driving skill: Asian
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-07-2012, 05:07:11
That's the only causality where "Asian level" means from the bottom.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 12-07-2012, 09:07:42
Redoing each scene until he finally manages to do it (tire marks), while messing around with the car's differential is not what i call "skill".Still fun to watch though, Kenny from the Block did a nice job there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 12-07-2012, 10:07:19
(http://i.imgur.com/BkYtB.gif)

 :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2012, 17:07:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuYjDR2tSg


NOM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 14-07-2012, 14:07:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo


0:54

WHAT the FUCK is that?
SO siben, you said you like THIS?.

Terrible clip i must say.
Music is ok though. And when i saw her in real life i must say all proportions look good. She is not a bad looking person.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-07-2012, 01:07:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEYd20x2ZII

my trip to antwerp today
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-07-2012, 20:07:21
Not a joke, but still...damn, nature, you scary!

Viper Venom Turns Human Blood Into Jelly  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT8vDzjCSQ&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 15-07-2012, 20:07:32
^ Scary stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwnworT5W0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 15-07-2012, 21:07:42
Not a joke, but still...damn, nature, you scary!

Viper Venom Turns Human Blood Into Jelly  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT8vDzjCSQ&feature=player_embedded)


I saw a .gif of that awhile back, holy shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 15-07-2012, 23:07:55
I know that this will piss some people here off but just couldn't resist:
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/koma-comic-strip-martial-arts.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 16-07-2012, 07:07:13
Adn Krav Maga should be the martial art of how to kick ball in every way possible :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-07-2012, 09:07:04
Not a joke, but still...damn, nature, you scary!
Viper Venom Turns Human Blood Into Jelly  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwT8vDzjCSQ&feature=player_embedded)
I saw a .gif of that awhile back, holy shit

True, it's similar to the poison causing muscle tissue to disintegrate... damn scary!
http://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/shorter/story.htm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 16-07-2012, 13:07:40
I know that this will piss some people here off but just couldn't resist:
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/koma-comic-strip-martial-arts.jpg)

Capoeira is considered a dance, though  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-07-2012, 17:07:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcVrl4Fnpk&feature=g-all-u


My dream handgun in a few years <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-07-2012, 17:07:33
Capoeira is considered a dance, though  :P

And Parkour a sport. Your point is?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 16-07-2012, 20:07:52
"Damn nature, you scary!" Part II:

It´s a shawk, it´s a shawk! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL7CwM7Zo1I&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 16-07-2012, 21:07:25
Let me just go for a pee...

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/epic-fail-fail-nation-using-the-toilet-fail.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-07-2012, 16:07:38
I would give a description, but I don't know what the hell I'm watching.

Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-07-2012, 17:07:05
I would give a description, but I don't know what the hell I'm watching.

Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
This
is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XKTSFEcQ&feature=related

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-07-2012, 18:07:11
(http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af343/Ciupita/biblespiderman.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-07-2012, 23:07:32
how today's media works...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4ToqNdIR7I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-07-2012, 11:07:49
One of the oldest things on youtube, with Finnish bias this time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJTTTanG4A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 18-07-2012, 11:07:18
;D Excellent.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-07-2012, 12:07:51
He's back! He's motherfucking BACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xobXqls0Cg

AuzzieGamer, that is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 18-07-2012, 12:07:14
On the political tip. Wel, sort of...  :)

Casino magnate Sheldon Adelson has committed $100 million to defeat Barrack Obama. Sarah Silverman has a proposal for him...

http://scissorsheldon.com/

Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 18-07-2012, 16:07:05
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2o3aNV/:1sokW2P9t:EtDsxHW_/soundcloud.com/rickjamesbiotch/go-the-f-k-to-sleep/

Samuel L. Jackson <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-07-2012, 17:07:46
Some people are just barely creative

(http://www.memecreator.com/static/images/memes/126918.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-07-2012, 17:07:19
aaah zhe magic word that is know as Perkele

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTS-3I17BGM

No wonder there are so much japanese men trown into jail because there PC's burst from childporn

0:36 is just a girl who just became 15 that is dancing in sexy outfit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 18-07-2012, 23:07:44
I hope that this isn't too old: Das Tub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggIEQRhyBo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 19-07-2012, 00:07:53
best I've seen in a long time..

Shell launched a user generated, enviroment friendly, online campaign...

..It backfired.

(http://i.imgur.com/zqkw3.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/l8gr0.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/UDNZm.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/5FuPY.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/8T6kb.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/dJoaE.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ejTF8.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/ltekl.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/9R7Av.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/F4Eyu.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/VQjCu.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-07-2012, 01:07:04
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/m6/rq9/dqgz/233782/733971820.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-07-2012, 14:07:47
Funny serious cartoon from the Economist's KAL

(http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/2012/07/articles/main/20120714_wwd000.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-07-2012, 16:07:19
Lol! Epic parenting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xThFEizES6U&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-07-2012, 18:07:38
Want to relive the glory days of IE6?

http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/ (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-07-2012, 19:07:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWN1mZk2g7w

Meanwhile in swiss army  ;D
Pay close attention to everything they do :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-07-2012, 21:07:51
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 20-07-2012, 01:07:58
http://youtu.be/z_N3VDNS9Fo
I love Nerdcubed!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 20-07-2012, 06:07:34
http://main.aol.com/2012/07/10/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1669280.html
Id hit it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 20-07-2012, 13:07:05
Want to relive the glory days of IE6?

http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/ (http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/)

(http://osxdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/can-your-mac-do-this.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 20-07-2012, 16:07:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mcJgk_jMg

Dirty Sign Language. OH GOD YES MOAR!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-07-2012, 16:07:50
Paasky, what sort of things brought you to that video?

Just look at the other recommended videos in the right tabs.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tolga<3 on 20-07-2012, 16:07:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWN1mZk2g7w

Meanwhile in swiss army  ;D
Pay close attention to everything they do :D

Are the Swiss bored or somethin? :d
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-07-2012, 17:07:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1RU6NJuBOA

"Dads first reaction in Turbo M3"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 20-07-2012, 17:07:20
(http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-236.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/OaSq7.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-07-2012, 01:07:29
In Soviet Russia... You vacuum your cat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vLisi5BkDM&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-07-2012, 14:07:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkhbxOWFJq4&feature=player_embedded#!

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/103/740/Me%20Gusta.png?1318992465)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 21-07-2012, 18:07:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlrM7H_WW28
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 21-07-2012, 21:07:55
Now this song is at least 50 times better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a814x_YS9rM


Starcraft 2 commentary as its best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8bbBga-euo&t=6m17s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 22-07-2012, 00:07:12
"racism incoming, cover your ears if you are under the age of....black"

Oh how i love LagTV
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 22-07-2012, 00:07:20

  The World in 2 Minutes: Russia
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wb5K2KLfJE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wb5K2KLfJE)

  This video made me laugh badly...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-07-2012, 11:07:14
some cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECa3bAFAYk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1QL_7hrIEI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrH8RdVBP5A&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 22-07-2012, 22:07:12
(http://ohmypictures.browntechnolimit.netdna-cdn.com/pictures/87ec2f451208df97228105657edb717f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-07-2012, 22:07:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hm96rAlZ9I&feature=player_embedded

"Troll level: EXPERT"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 22-07-2012, 23:07:17
shit storm... i was laughing so hard, lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-07-2012, 01:07:13
One of the most kick ass commercials I've seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbssYDX4w4I

Also, Van Persie:
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/428942_399287830130138_654327078_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 24-07-2012, 02:07:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hm96rAlZ9I&feature=player_embedded

"Troll level: EXPERT"
Oh god! Haha!

Just found Ricky Gervais. He's hilarious!
http://youtu.be/oxsBVEoB0q8

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 24-07-2012, 12:07:47
Best.commercial.ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjl5_vDfiuM&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 24-07-2012, 15:07:28
Opening his bottle with that dove got my coffee through the nose  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 24-07-2012, 15:07:59
Slideshow about a man who has done a 23-year road trip around the world (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18910560) together with his wife and is still going on while being over 70 years old.
Fascinating and highly interesting story. That man is living a dream!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2012, 20:07:22
(http://i.solidfiles.net/13d5d3035b.png)

Was diggin around them old folders.
Man, I murdered Remdul so many times with the tractor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-07-2012, 20:07:40
GooGeL is our household noob. He tests tractor drive-bys and such activities.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2012, 20:07:56
I didn't read the FAQ how proper testing was done!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-07-2012, 20:07:52
Hey, someone has to test those things.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2012, 20:07:47
Yeah.... yeah!

You're right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-07-2012, 21:07:40
4 year old calls 911

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ceVELA-VA&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 24-07-2012, 22:07:42
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1015061510.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-07-2012, 00:07:49
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1015061510.jpg)
that

is so brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 25-07-2012, 00:07:52
Its not often I save images to my HDD, but that one has made the cut.
Must be the first new image to my hdd in the last 14 months
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-07-2012, 06:07:19
Adios, turd nuggets.


(http://i.imgur.com/6THtj.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 25-07-2012, 16:07:23
Away pesky flies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44AaoNZcHg&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-07-2012, 16:07:02
And this is why you don't mess with a Norse Guardsman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-07-2012, 16:07:57
Pah, what a lousy guardsman...smiling, not staying at attention while people are close. He should take a look at British or Czech guardsmen, that´s how you do that job! Don´t take that too serious ;)

Reminds me of my class´s visit to Prague, where some friends of mine thought it´d be funny to pose with one of the guardsmen guarding Prague Castle. He didn´t move a bit, but once they came too close he slammed the butt of his chromed SKS on the ground, scaring everyone in earshot. Never saw tham run that fast. ;)


Also:
Japanese-Bavarian yodel music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA&feature=player_embedded). Best of two worlds. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 25-07-2012, 17:07:17
I would give a description, but I don't know what the hell I'm watching.

Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

Aaw Homer, just 4 days... 4 days! And a re-post :o

(http://rlv.zcache.com/chicks_dig_guys_that_yodel_button-p145226370925200221en8go_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 25-07-2012, 18:07:47
Meanwhile, in Syria: Fast deployment industrialized!

(http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4679/737875346495f5c12bc4o.jpg)

Mmmmmm

(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsckLapVhbwFiviRCltMJgTQj7eu_1tbcMJl_6fMdSmHElxxepDg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 25-07-2012, 18:07:36
Is that muzzle suppressor made of plastic bottles or is it just there to cover it from dust?

That's quite an innovation there. Aside from the wacky welding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-07-2012, 18:07:50
It doesnt look pretty, but it will hold. I have seen tres propre welds on sherman and german tanks. Russian tanks there welds are often very crude. These are very strong welds but their looks are :/

Special  ;D

IIRC in the MAN factory a worker took a grinder and worked all the welds on panzers so that they appear smooth and pretty. Its a nice touch but it costed 10 man hours per tank :/

And in the end, its those little things that make you loose the war :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-07-2012, 18:07:33

Aaw Homer, just 4 days... 4 days! And a re-post :o

Cut me some slack, I´ve had exams in the last weeks and can´t be bothered to follow every thread closely. ^^

I wonder how that improvised HMG mount actually copes with recoil. o0

(http://s1.directupload.net/images/120725/32pfjwsi.gif)
(http://s14.directupload.net/images/120725/756442i9.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 25-07-2012, 19:07:35
It will never be stable, that it way to light. It wont even hold a .30.
It also seems incredible top heavy, wont be easy to move around at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-07-2012, 19:07:07
I wonder how that improvised HMG mount actually copes with recoil. o0

It doesn't. They'd have to attach it to something, have a couple of guys holding it down or dig it into the ground.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 25-07-2012, 21:07:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYZmFo3_F1g&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 26-07-2012, 07:07:24
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600642_268107589965006_537169431_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-07-2012, 19:07:57
LEAKED HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 FOOTAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60TXo5uoh-U&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 27-07-2012, 00:07:42
LEAKED HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 FOOTAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60TXo5uoh-U&feature=relmfu
I hate you for getting my hopes up for 2 seconds.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-07-2012, 14:07:22
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=242_1308462758&p=1
The.....fff
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-07-2012, 14:07:22
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=242_1308462758&p=1
The.....fff

According to a Spanish study, 99,8% of people with Down's Syndrome have some form of mental retardation.


This one also has a camera.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-07-2012, 16:07:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs&feature=player_embedded

Mother of Mercy O_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 27-07-2012, 16:07:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVL61yeCYs&feature=player_embedded

Mother of Mercy O_O

Why does this walrus sound like a drainpipe...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 27-07-2012, 18:07:53
The sound at second 10 is so awesome ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-07-2012, 02:07:06
(http://desktopia.net/wp-content/uploads/walls/thumbs/My-Grammar-Is-Gooder-575x431.jpg)


i even had a nightmare that flippy was constanly on my back correcting my grammar everywhere

i am just afraid to type a sentence lately
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-07-2012, 04:07:28
Sometimes your grammar is just beyond comprehension THeTA, it twists our mind that we almost needed psychiatrist to bring it back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 28-07-2012, 07:07:07
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rnriCCHU1qjzer9o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2012, 14:07:31
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120725.html

Well, since we're into space. Let's see how sun tickles us with it's squirts.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-07-2012, 14:07:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNF-KIFWyA4&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 28-07-2012, 15:07:56
Funny how nobody mentioned Rowan Atkinson and his performance at the opening of the 2012 Olympic games !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRdq_hT3f50
 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-07-2012, 15:07:18
Well, what do you know, Daniel Craig is also there with his usual 007 stunt.

Even Sir Winston Churchill.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-07-2012, 18:07:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPXPN1DeYnc&feature=player_embedded

Its the hat that makes this video so awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2012, 18:07:25
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2012/07/25/nl-u-boat-labrador-discovery-725.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-07-2012, 18:07:32
Something interesting and creepy from Venezuela.

http://www.simonbolivar.gob.ve/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-07-2012, 20:07:30
WARNING!

The following video might impregnate you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4eL__NLrCw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 28-07-2012, 21:07:31
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGZMuq8NFRDcTbWglS2hJL7XA7ZiwbA9pmx9jGiTTW3goBQkzjFfYMigkH)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 29-07-2012, 03:07:58
Found this on my HDD
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly31wnGqIz1r8dl06o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 29-07-2012, 04:07:11
Crash of a horrible airship design at the same site as the Hindenburg disaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwMhd1meu3Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 29-07-2012, 07:07:45
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4706009_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-07-2012, 11:07:42
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=670_1343406208

A bit gross but, creds to him for not stopping hah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-07-2012, 16:07:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPXbAG5u2E

RIP Onslow :( :(  :'( :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-07-2012, 16:07:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXPXbAG5u2E

RIP Onslow :( :(  :'( :'(
Vernon Scripps :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-07-2012, 16:07:26
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20710687.jpg)

Start the image dump...

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/163/917/spidermandividebyzero.jpg)

(http://www.damnlol.com/i/21e110f7b06d7d0ff255290c3b71916b.jpg)

(http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-oh-god-why.jpg)

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Typical+Brony+Question.+Belongs+to+this+guy+http+buraiark.deviantart.com+Yes+I+asked_4b0988_3445389.jpg)

(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Optimus-is-best-brony-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-31263047-500-332.jpg)

(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1nT6a-500x296.jpg)

(http://www.tickld.com/images/content/7492.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/uDWnk.jpg)

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mother-of-flags.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-07-2012, 03:07:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntbInwqsqAM&feature=g-all-u

This week in History, one of the good Onions to come out as of late.

"I'm on the fucking moon"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-07-2012, 14:07:22
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120730.html
Icelandic terror weapon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-07-2012, 15:07:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDgULBvJyyU
Russian gearboxes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 01-08-2012, 07:08:56
(https://p.twimg.com/AyK2S5KCUAESFnh.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 01-08-2012, 10:08:37
Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbFoEjdzSWU&feature=player_detailpage#t=655s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbFoEjdzSWU&feature=player_detailpage#t=655s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-08-2012, 10:08:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 01-08-2012, 21:08:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEE6pKv1VdM&feature=g-u-u -- Nerd³ Plays... Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X 2

Best game review/let's play what ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 02-08-2012, 01:08:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Thank you so much!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-08-2012, 11:08:38
So i was watching belgians best comedian=alex agnew

who was making fun of japanese noise

so i decided to search japanese noise
result(PUT YOUR SPEAKERS ON SILENT FIRST BEFORE YOU LISTEN)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw1s6PPtz3w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-08-2012, 12:08:39
the advice was useful, and yeah den Alex kicks some serious ass
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2012, 16:08:31
http://www.goalart.com/en/aboutgoalart/anuuus.asp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 02-08-2012, 17:08:00
have you really not played in 11 months and 3 weeks googel? 

http://awards.fh2.ifihada.com/player/46955679/

that is my submission for this joke thread   :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2012, 23:08:12
have you really not played in 11 months and 3 weeks googel? 

http://awards.fh2.ifihada.com/player/46955679/

that is my submission for this joke thread   :P
I play with myself!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 03-08-2012, 20:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Damn ! Shes super hot :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-08-2012, 17:08:02
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Venn-Diagoatse.png)
Goatse will always hold a special place in my heart.

Oh my god, did I just say that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-08-2012, 17:08:17
Who digs that kind of thing.

I know goatse will claim its place back sometimes. While it is not yet in 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-08-2012, 17:08:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCL94-MsxYc&feature=g-all-u

Damn ! Shes super hot :O
lindsey stirling <3

america's got talent judges said she would never have a chance with her hip hop violin dancing
look at her now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 04-08-2012, 20:08:20
I'm more of a tubgirl kinda guy myself.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 05-08-2012, 01:08:01
Awwww. Nobody ever remembers the other image "Giver" on goatse.cx (hint: it was bad shoop of a fella who would probably still enjoy buggery with Mr. Goatse). :-\ Though, fans of oldskool shock images - before RULES 1 AND 2 OF THE INTERNET, BEYOTCH and before images of insurgents headshotted with M82 Barrett became dime a dozen - are ERRYWHERE, because in IL-2 Sturmovik 1946 you can select a seemingly innocent pin-up style nose art for some American planes, complete with the also seemingly innocent text "Tub Girl".

For the record, my favourite shock image is still the "Swedish Bottle Holder" (I'll leave to your imagination what is pictured therein, though it should not be that hard to guess unless it's your first day on the Internet) because at the time, it actually made me laugh (being jaded enough not to be actually shocked of anything short of a sick frak cutting his private parts off and JPG BECAUSE IT DID HAPPEN).

Though best prize for best trolling in combination with shock content goes to one of the websites which back in the day when it was still fresh did actually contain the (in)famous clip mrhands.mpg - the catch was the website would also (under certain circumstances) start endlessly opening new e-mail messages in your default e-mail program titled "Application" and addressed to GLAAD, and played on endless repeat a maximum-volume sound clip shouting "Hey guys, I'm watching at gay porn!". (So how was this hypothetical person that sent the hypothetical link to his hypothetical friend supposed to frakking know that the site used a unpatched vulnerability in IE, because said hypothetical person had of course went to the site using Firefox with Java & Javascript disabled because said hypothetical person knew already that going to a suspicious website with IE is just asking for it?)

Apropos, the other day I found the current online address of NetBoy (and promptly forget it), one of the first online-only comics of which I have many fond memories. Sadly, the archive, while containing many classic strips (such as the one where Doom II ends up as a autopsy tutorial in a hospital) lacked the definitive strip which is very much related. So, I will transcribe it to the best of my ability. Basically, in every four frames there was NetBoy (a crude stick figure) sitting in front of the computer, and in the header of each frame there was the address of a newsgroup (remember, this is 1994 we're talking about) and in the speech bubble, NetBoy's reaction to that.

STAGES OF INTERNET USE
Day 1: alt.sex "Ohhh."
Day 2: alt.sex.bondage "Ahem."
Day 3: alt.sex.bondage.hamsters.duct-tape "Ugh."
Day 4: alt.sex.bondage.hamsters.duct-tape.lorne-greene.battlestar-galactica "I gotta stop this."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-08-2012, 01:08:34
(http://i.imgur.com/WtUUk.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/7Kp3A.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/g6pXD.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/mzoCW.gif)


Edit: Also found this: http://geekdraw.com/main/2012/4/25/all-151-pokemon-from-the-pokemon-battle-royale-exhibit.html (http://geekdraw.com/main/2012/4/25/all-151-pokemon-from-the-pokemon-battle-royale-exhibit.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 06-08-2012, 21:08:19
Meanwhile in russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmzbilH51Co
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=5YaNNdKhfjM&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 06-08-2012, 21:08:36

JAGDPANTHER - Firing it's main 88mm Gun. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqm4gunNTFo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 06-08-2012, 21:08:28

JAGDPANTHER - Firing it's main 88mm Gun. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqm4gunNTFo)

Correction, it is shooting a blank, the real deal would have been a lot more impressive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 07-08-2012, 16:08:21
Here's one I found on the last page of my French Manuscripts book (translated)

In our political party, we accomplish what we promise.
Only imbeciles can believe that
we don't fight corruption.
Because, there is something very clear to us:
honesty and transparence are fundamental to reach our ideals.
We will demonstrate that it is a grand stupidity to believe that
maffias will continue to be a part of the government like in the past.
We assure you, that, without even the slightest doubt,
social justice will be the primary goal of our mandate.
Despite all this, there are still fools who believe that
we could still govern
with the tricks of the old politics.
When we get to power, we will do everything so that
we will stop privileging and influence trafficking.
We cannot allow, under any circumstances, that
our children will starve to death.
We will accomplish our plans, even if
the economic reserves will be totally empty.
We will execute power until that
you will all have understood that, as of now,
we are with Nicolas Sarkozy, the "New Politics"

Now, you must read it again, but in the opposite direction. So "we are with" and so on and so on
Then, the true meaning of political speeches will be clear...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-08-2012, 20:08:37
this guy has the moves
and class

fuck YOLO and swag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNWpPzUMKI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPkH4TMbeVc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXN0kO1JEA

electroswing at its finest
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 07-08-2012, 20:08:24
So I am a psychopath?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Is-joining-Facebook-sign-youre-psychopath-Some-employers-psychologists-say-suspicious.html?ICO=most_read_module
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-08-2012, 21:08:12
the FBI considers people who don't have a FB account and pay for their wares in cash as highly suspicious individuals, and likely to be involved into criminal activities. At least that is what our newspaper wrote.

I guess I'm pretty high on the FBI's list  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 07-08-2012, 21:08:32
I only use my FB account for business now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-08-2012, 02:08:22
Really, this whole self-marketing business scares me. Make a facebook account to show you're real, have a ordinary facebook activity to show you're mentally healthy, pick the botox-to-go, be suntanned, use skincare; just be a consuming trendy person that spends the money that makes the world go 'round.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-08-2012, 02:08:34
I signed up facebook for the women, to bad it doesnt work for me yet... :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 08-08-2012, 09:08:19
the FBI considers people who don't have a FB account and pay for their wares in cash as highly suspicious individuals, and likely to be involved into criminal activities. At least that is what our newspaper wrote.

I guess I'm pretty high on the FBI's list  :D

which newspaper is that? Het Nieuwsblad?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-08-2012, 20:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C1ych583TI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-08-2012, 21:08:37
Super Mario World + Super Mario 64:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AGXfnm4WJA

By the gods! And that music... nostalgiaaaaa!

Edit: I don't remember these lyrics though ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2012, 22:08:36
take this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cK2D2Iams&feature=player_embedded#!
pause at 0:03

then play this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOJqicM6x84

enjoy this awesome music on this awesome video (credit to the guy in the comment)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-08-2012, 22:08:46
(http://i.imgur.com/Hw3R4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-08-2012, 22:08:00
"Excuse me, I was trying to look at the ocean."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-08-2012, 22:08:13
Who remembers this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygdAiDxKfI

blasted savonian finnish dialects
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-08-2012, 04:08:34
You can't hotlink to funnyjunk, you HAVE to rehost their stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-08-2012, 04:08:00
You can't hotlink to funnyjunk, you HAVE to rehost their stuff.

Is that where it's from? Screw it, FunnyJunk can do bad things in bad places involving bad body parts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-08-2012, 05:08:00
The clue is this part: "fjcdn" = FunnyJunk Content Delivery Network.  You might have seen Facebook's fbcdn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-08-2012, 20:08:57
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q484/JaidevJamwal/women-in-army.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 10-08-2012, 01:08:35
Probably a repost, but:

http://i.imgur.com/mumux.jpg

Removed img tags for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-08-2012, 01:08:47
Hahahahaha!!
Polandball would probably still win that :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 10-08-2012, 03:08:13
Polandball wins that hands down.

Next thing you're going to tell me that all my favourite 'Mechs from BattleTech are really licensed images from Macross and Dougram... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-08-2012, 14:08:39
never seen this episode of black adder before :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKvtdObazE&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-08-2012, 14:08:42
never seen this episode of black adder before :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKvtdObazE&feature=related
Definitely worth watching.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-08-2012, 17:08:22
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agha_Waqar's_water-fuelled_car (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agha_Waqar's_water-fuelled_car)


Read it while it lasts ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-08-2012, 17:08:46
bullshit.

Electrolysis is a progress that consumes more energy then you can possible recover from it. That's why we don't drive hydrogen cars yet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-08-2012, 17:08:29
It is funny because the entire scientific board of the country is in agreement with the Engineer, and not with the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2012, 18:08:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

remains awesome

bibi hendl!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 10-08-2012, 21:08:32
How to make fun of the IDF :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0s7EVUtEhxM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-08-2012, 21:08:57
Pretty funny, especially the cop/soldier's reaction, but a complete waste of taxpayers' money.

/Edit:

wat
(http://i.imgur.com/DzSrl.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-08-2012, 23:08:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded

brilliant, fantastic and the crowd responses well
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 11-08-2012, 14:08:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKgYV_W_SA&feature=g-all-u (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKgYV_W_SA&feature=g-all-u)

I know half of you subscribed to his channel anyway, but I enjoyed this one a lot. I dunno why, but I loved it. Nerd³ truly entertains me :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-08-2012, 14:08:56
http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html

anyone tried CLOP yet?

its QWOP but with unicorn
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 11-08-2012, 15:08:05
I point you in the direction of one John "TotalBiscuit" Bain playing that game during one of the breaks on the TGS podcast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THd6aFYCu74
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-08-2012, 20:08:07
Oud! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGklkjOCvzw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGklkjOCvzw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 12-08-2012, 12:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded

brilliant, fantastic and the crowd responses well

Hahahaha, great stuff. Such a catchy song, but the parodies are even better! ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-08-2012, 19:08:17
awesome chatroulette prank

http://vimeo.com/47292793
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-08-2012, 19:08:15
awesome chatroulette prank

http://vimeo.com/47292793
Quote
A few weeks ago this was the grand finale of our show during the biggest outdoor city festival in Europe, " Gentse Feesten" in Ghent, Belgium.
We pranked a few pervs on chatroulette. Vicky got them to show us their weener, the curtain behind her dropped and he was confronted with a few thousand people...
all pointing at him. PRICELESS!

Belgian humour :)


wait we have humour?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 12-08-2012, 20:08:49
Meanwhile, in Japan...

http://suidobashijuko.jp/#bto
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-08-2012, 23:08:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk233NQ94Rw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-08-2012, 12:08:19
Reality hits you hard, bro...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSBoOcGFFE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-08-2012, 02:08:09
(http://i.imgur.com/gJo3t.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/WRly4.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-08-2012, 23:08:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo

intresting theory about the internet porn
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-08-2012, 01:08:14
There is this german classic dialogue taken from some porn and it got really famous.

She: This is the breaker box we got problems with, if you could take a look at it.
He: I'd like to, but why is there lying straw around?
She: Why are you wearing a mask?
He: Well, then give me a blow***!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHfvCRVf7rk

Edit:// Well, probably not that funny for non native speakers. :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 16-08-2012, 01:08:14
haha, nice ! Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsMEOYA9g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsMEOYA9g) (Sorry it's german as well, but I think it does not matter too much in this case) I keep laughing everytime I watch it ;D

"Hey, what are you doing here ?"
"I just wanted to try on a uniform"
"You surely wanted to steal it, come."
and then this retarded "Alaaaaarm, Alaaaarm" along with the face of this moron, just godlike ;D

The "Alaaarm" is pretty much a running gag among me and my friends - for quite a long time now :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 16-08-2012, 06:08:30
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4436/piggydance.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-08-2012, 09:08:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjwKId4kJYI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-08-2012, 10:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQts9i6wdI

It's a movie and it's japanese.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 16-08-2012, 11:08:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded)

The life of Marshall Mannerheim, the famous Finnish general and national hero will soon be released as a movie. Looks pretty historically accurate, which is a huge bonus. Looking forward to see the whole flick.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-08-2012, 11:08:25
why so many dislikes in that video?

trololol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-08-2012, 11:08:52
"The Marshal of Finland, the film director Gilbert Lukalian believe that the best stories are universal. A good story can not identify with the people in Finland and Kenya, too. - My father was a soldier. I have seen very close to what happens when a person owns ..."

"Our movies Marshal of Finland (The Marshal of Finland) is a modern interpretation of Gustaf Mannerheim's life. It tells of a successful soldier, the nation's hero, a myth remains a prisoner and not able to combine career and family life, but eventually left without love. The film ..."

=> lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 16-08-2012, 12:08:12
Welcome to modern day Finland, where all immigrants are GODS. Film was produced by our NATIONAL TELEVISION BROADCASTING COMPANY YLE (like UK has BBC) with taxpayers money. Glad it only cost $20k.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 16-08-2012, 12:08:11
So, as I understand it, it tells about kenyan guy and his story is sort of compared to to mannerheim?

If so, fine, but movie still rides with name of mannerheim for no apparent reason. If it's actually about mannerheim himself, then this is really bad joke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 16-08-2012, 12:08:44
So, as I understand it, it tells about kenyan guy and his story is sort of compared to to mannerheim?

If so, fine, but movie still rides with name of mannerheim for no apparent reason. If it's actually about mannerheim himself, then this is really bad joke.

It is about Mannerheim himself...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 13:08:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upP-QNtrlqU&feature=player_embedded)

The life of Marshall Mannerheim, the famous Finnish general and national hero will soon be released as a movie. Looks pretty historically accurate, which is a huge bonus. Looking forward to see the whole flick.
I, for one, think that this might be interesting or even plain good.

I'm a huge fan of telling old stories in a completely new location. Come on, who of you don't love Hamlet in Africa?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 16-08-2012, 13:08:18
Too much for my narrow mind to handle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 16-08-2012, 16:08:14
Uhhhhh, what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 16-08-2012, 17:08:51
reading it multiple times doesn't stop it sounding nonsensical, WTF is this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 17:08:19
A film about Marshal Baron C. G. E. Mannerheim filmed in Kenya featuring Kenyan actors.

Some Finns are highly annoyed because they think this mocks Muhammed Mannerheim and that such films about the prophet marshal are blasphemy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 16-08-2012, 17:08:52
This is....really fucking weird.  It would be like doing a film of George Washington, and hiring a mexican to act as him, and filming in Mexico.  Or doing a film on Kemal Ataturk, and filming/casting the role in the jungles of Vietnam.  It's a travesty to history.  This isn't fiction like Hamlet, Thor.  Nor is this meant as a parody from what I can tell.  This is history being ridiculed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 16-08-2012, 18:08:05
You guys are totally racist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chadoi on 16-08-2012, 18:08:43
I'd rather watch this than some horrendous Mel Gibson abortion portrayed as historically accurate when it's about as genuine as his apology for anti-semitism
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 16-08-2012, 18:08:00
I'd rather watch this than some horrendous Mel Gibson abortion portrayed as historically accurate when it's about as genuine as his apology for anti-semitism

I'd rather watch neither.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 16-08-2012, 18:08:58
This is....really fucking weird...  otherexamples...  This is history being ridiculed.

I agree with the said motion, and continue with saying that it is a sad way of making money. If they'll even make any...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 18:08:26
"Travesty to history." "This is history being ridiculed."

What the actual fuck?

No one is claiming that the film's setting would be historically accurate in any way, shape or form. No one is rewriting history or trying to convince anyone that he was actually from Kenya. Not-a-documentary-film! It's merely a short film about his person in a very different light than usually.

How many DOCUMENTARIES there are about Washington? Or Atatürk? How accurate are those? How many of them contain a shit ton of propaganda and blatant lies? THAT is travesty and ridicule.

Zacharias Topelius wrote in 1853:
"--Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
 Therefore, if you have the capacity to suffer or rejoice with the generation that had been... to hate with them... to love with them... to be transported to admire, to despise, to curse as they have done - in a word: to live among them with your whole heart and not alone with your cold, reflecting judgement...
 ... then follow me. I will lead you down into the well. My hand is weak and my sketch humble, but your heart will guide you better than I.
 Upon that I rely... and begin"


You look at this film as the old man... but that should be left to the research and documentaries, the actual science of history. The quote is from Topelius' historical novel. It is based on real history and feature many historical figures, but it's not a documentary. Gustavus Adolphus leads the battles like he did, Gustav III's political schemes are there, but it is not supposed to be taken as a fact. Topelius wishes that people could enjoy history and stories in their own way, reading historical adventure novels, stories about leaders of past time... And to have science as science and documentaries as documentaries.

I think it should be quite clear that this Mannerheim film is NOT supposed to be a piece of scientific research.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-08-2012, 18:08:01
Tesla and The Oatmeal together again!

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-08-2012, 19:08:13
Well, it kinda gives the Kenyans "a feel" of how if they had a leader like Marshall Mannerheim, just as the Finns feel it. More immersion for specific audience, I'd say.

But for me, it's a mixed bag. I kinda like the controversy it brings, intentional or not. People are quick to jump on conclusions sometimes. In the movie "The Year of Living Dangerously" (1982) by Peter Weir, they casted a caucasian lady (Linda Hunt) to portray an oriental man. Weird, controversial, but to call it morbid is like blowing it out of proportions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 16-08-2012, 20:08:35
It could be an innovative approach, if the authors really intended to tell a "universal" story.

Imagine, if you will, a small country, after having been under colonial powers for centuries, finally gains its independence but goes through a bloody civil war where all neighbouring states meddle in, and starting to recover from that, is still an agrarian, poorly developed country with lacking education and scant few resources. Later on, gets invaded by one of the old colonial powers while getting minor aid from the other. All this viewed through the eyes of a career officer from a bygone age. This man served in the colonial army when wars were few and were gentlemanly affairs. Branded as a butcher by the losing party of the civil war, he did what he thought was necessary to pacify the country, but feels equally awkward by the semi-mythical status the victors award him - especially since he is from a different tribe and has little in common with the people on either side. Later on, there is a revolt who wants him to show support, no thank you, he has already seen one civil war, and the situation cools down. Later, a group of wealthy businessmen and military officers are plotting for a more organized coup and actually ask him to head the junta - again, he declines, not sharing their values, and also the idea is absurd; he, of the wrong tribe, having spent most of his career in service of the former colonial master, being from upper class, would become a figurehead for a ultranationalist populist regime? And in the meanwhile, social life presents him more and more challenges; no more arranged marriages or parties for nobility only, women are especially adopting worldly habits, his friends from the colonial army are in exile or back to their home country. But much as he would avoid war, the bigger neighbouring state sees an opportunity and invades. So he has to unite the people - some of whom he fought against not even one generation ago - and face and adapt to a changed battlefield. And when the country needs to be led out of the war, he reluctantly agrees, but only until it is certain that peace will hold this time and someone else could be chosen. And finally, his ailing health and fears of reprisals from the invading state force him to take exile far away from his country - without a spouse, without his friends.

I could totally see this story being applied to an African country - real or imaginary - and really finding resonance there (and globally). Of course, you could even transplant the story (with some details changed) to Vietnam, even the opportunistic neigbouring state would apply (many people seem to be completely unaware of the Chinese invasion that took place after Vietnam ended the Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia; a bit too large an operation to call just a punitive expedition, except of course to explain afterwards why they "decided" to retreat). Yes, it could be a novel retelling and would make people look things differently.

But then again, this film could be just trolling for trolling's sake. At least the director has behaved that way: in TV interview he had stated how he had wanted to provoke a certain forum known for opposing the red-green politicians and how they had already threatened him -- FAIL, at the time of the interview, there was not a single threat on that forum, but on many other, non-political forums there were plenty. And they're already making a documentary on making of the movie that's no doubt (based on the director's and producer's comments) supposed to prove how all Finns are racist bigots and should be put to re-education camps or something to that effect.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-08-2012, 20:08:20
On the topic of the Mannerheim movie, it just once again reminds me of how artistic types think in Finland; i.e. they make art that is as repulsive as possible just to get a reaction out of people. The way I see it, if you can't get a reaction out of people any other way, that just means you're a shitty artist.

Oh, and apparently some people involved in the filming have started receiving threats. Big surprise.

/Edit: As for the thread, here's a cat:

(http://catswithpens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Annoyed-Cat-2990310324_ae561985351.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-08-2012, 21:08:07
But then again, this film could be just trolling for trolling's sake. At least the director has behaved that way: in TV interview he had stated how he had wanted to provoke a certain forum known for opposing the red-green politicians and how they had already threatened him -- FAIL, at the time of the interview, there was not a single threat on that forum, but on many other, non-political forums there were plenty. And they're already making a documentary on making of the movie that's no doubt (based on the director's and producer's comments) supposed to prove how all Finns are racist bigots and should be put to re-education camps or something to that effect.

In this case.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/14613272.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-08-2012, 21:08:18
Tesla and The Oatmeal together again!

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum
Ill just bump this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-08-2012, 02:08:26
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7my6zzFQ01qg39ewo1_500.gif)


Can always appreciate a .gif involving Ghidorah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 17-08-2012, 03:08:32
immigrants are GODS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 17-08-2012, 10:08:06
At age 65 Arnold makes a come back with the movie The Last Stand (2013)

When asked about the movie, this is what the senior actor could share:
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUxNDQ3NTczMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjA0MjYyOA@@._V1._SY317_.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-08-2012, 11:08:01
(http://i.imgur.com/yLLmo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-08-2012, 11:08:34
At age 65 Arnold makes a come back with the movie The Last Stand (2013)

When asked about the movie, this is what the senior actor could share:
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUxNDQ3NTczMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjA0MjYyOA@@._V1._SY317_.jpg)

I think he had some really good ones in Total Recall.

MELLLINAAAA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-08-2012, 13:08:56
E-sports, serious business:
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1031981031.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-08-2012, 21:08:46
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_VhfxAnXU

Old man doing the apache dance. LOL  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-08-2012, 21:08:38
(http://i.imgur.com/yLLmo.jpg)

Gotta love the fact that there is no mention of a horse.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 17-08-2012, 23:08:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s3z-Rbxl9nY

Video of the WEEK  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-08-2012, 03:08:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECx-42Wlho&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 18-08-2012, 09:08:48
Where did you find this, Cherokee? Nanarland?

EDIT: If you like bad movie extracts, look at this and hear the sounds closely:
http://www.nanarland.com/play_video.php?vid=203
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-08-2012, 14:08:33
if you have some time to kill and are looking for a crappy B film of the good old days, i can recommend "The Giant Claw". I've never laughed so hard on a Sci-Fi horror movie. All science is wrong the bird looks silly, scenes are just hilarious. Great for watching in the evening :) . Saw it on TV a few years ago, but I'll provide the link to see it online.

full movie :http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4712108578917506726
Trailer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8

It's one of those movies that is so bad, it becomes good :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 19-08-2012, 02:08:22
5,000 STG44's recovered in Syria
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?216437-5000-StG-44s-captured-in-Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6EsCle4ooM0
wonder what the fate of these weapons will be?  :o
I want 1... :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-08-2012, 03:08:39
Probably they will be used to kickstart the economy after the rebels get pwned.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 19-08-2012, 08:08:21
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-08-2012, 09:08:54
Anybody have a link for the Forgotten Hope Downfall parody? Can't seem to find it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-08-2012, 13:08:55
5,000 STG44's recovered in Syria
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?216437-5000-StG-44s-captured-in-Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6EsCle4ooM0
wonder what the fate of these weapons will be?  :o
I want 1... :(

lol wtf ?
do they even still make ammo for these on industrial scale ? Otherwise I can imagine it's pretty expensive to fire these antiquities...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-08-2012, 13:08:02
5,000 STG44's recovered in Syria
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?216437-5000-StG-44s-captured-in-Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6EsCle4ooM0
wonder what the fate of these weapons will be?  :o
I want 1... :(

lol wtf ?
do they even still make ammo for these on industrial scale ?
Yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2012, 13:08:50
Pvri still makes 7.92x33mm ammo officially for the Lebanese militia.

And Sport Systeme Dittrich makes perfect semi-automatic reproductions of MKb 42(H), MP 43/1, and StG 44 and these are chamberd in the origenal 7.92x33 kurz

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 19-08-2012, 15:08:56
As soon as the Security Council's hammer hit, Egyptian trucks with weapons rolled into Tobruk, Libya.

In Syria, they are fighting near the old crusader stronghold in Aleppo with WW2 style weapons.

History has a wicked sense of humor.

Amazing find, I want one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chadoi on 19-08-2012, 17:08:30
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(

Would this discovery not lower the value of STGs now?

I mean, surely their price was based upon the fact that there was a very limited supply? With this new collection their availability should increase, no?

*of course as you said, assuming they actually make it out of Syria in one piece
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-08-2012, 20:08:03
They changed the Pringles guy ಠ_ಠ

(http://i.imgur.com/T467l.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-08-2012, 20:08:16
That is wrong on many levels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 19-08-2012, 20:08:26
They are going to pring-hell's for this! (you get the joke?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 19-08-2012, 21:08:35
Whyy? what for? That's just...wrong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-08-2012, 21:08:23
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(

Would this discovery not lower the value of STGs now?

I mean, surely their price was based upon the fact that there was a very limited supply? With this new collection their availability should increase, no?


It will.

And us prices for automatic weapons don't count :p
In Belgium they wont fetch over 5000 i think, maybe if there is an mp43 in there but otherwise i doubt it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 19-08-2012, 21:08:37
At the going rate of 40,000 dollars each, that is $200,000,000 worth of STG44.

It will probably be issued to the rebels and destroyed in combat.  :'(

More like $20,000 on the high-end.  And that is for an NFA pre-86 one.  Since the USA sucks a large amount of donkey penis the only value one of those would have to most people is a 10 year stint in federal prison.

Still...I shed a tear with you Muddy.   :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-08-2012, 22:08:30
I am going to agree with Lainer on this because he is cooler. Not to mention all his firearms  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-08-2012, 23:08:50
(http://i.imgur.com/hdTRQ.jpg)
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic261.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 20-08-2012, 01:08:49
i dont get the pringles one ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-08-2012, 04:08:43
i dont get the pringles one ???

It's Satan laughing at all of us, can you not see?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-08-2012, 10:08:44
i dont get the pringles one ???

There's nothing to get. They gave the Pringles guy eyebrows, mouth and arms. The classic moustached gentleman turned into an abomination.

...not really, but it reminds me of this:

(http://www.bananalogic.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/emoticons-600x431.png)



(http://www.pringles.com/en-US/Assets/images/product-category/cheezumms-product.png)

Durr, Pringles!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 20-08-2012, 14:08:06
Ow oke, guess im not a pringles guy (http://vrouwenpower.nl/smilies/forumsmiley2907.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 20-08-2012, 14:08:51
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91c3uMOjm1qeo77ho1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 20-08-2012, 16:08:58
*David Attenborough voice*

This is the 9gag in its natural habitat... For most biologists, the 9gag is still a complete mystery... It first appeared here several years ago, apparently imported by Vietnamese fishermen. It has no natural enemies, so it was allowed to roam freely and reproduce. It seems to have no purpose in life, no vital task to perform to make this world turn better, and it appears to be mind-bogglingly stupid... It has rampaged its environment, driving the Blackadder and the Funnyjokefromtheguyatthebar to near extinction...

Recently, the government has authorised hunting parties and wildlife preservers to hunt the 9gag in order to protect this beautiful landscape of the Off-Topic National Park.

Helicopters are the weapon of choice, preferably black ones. When the 9gag catches eye of one, it goes absolutely berserk. But given that it is such a cumbersome and slow animal, it's a sitting duck...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-08-2012, 16:08:08
Lost it at "top of the food chain".


(http://i.imgur.com/AM8kx.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 20-08-2012, 16:08:15
improved and now closer to reality
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 20-08-2012, 18:08:52
I remember the time when 4cha was the shithole of the internet.

Oh wait, it still is  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-08-2012, 20:08:08


Oh wait, it still is  ;D
yep
without child porn that is

god that was fucking sick and pathethic in the past............
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-08-2012, 07:08:12
Seriously, you take less serious thing seriously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 21-08-2012, 14:08:46
Bloody hipsters stop hating. If the 9gag marks wouldnt be on the pictures you would have liked it.

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cat+-+Nigger.+What+is+the+need+for+a+5_82eac9_3673668.jpeg)

so racist ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 21-08-2012, 16:08:13
Actually, I wouldn't have....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-08-2012, 17:08:43
The Failed State Index - Measuring how shitty countries are instead of the other way around

http://www.fundforpeace.org/global/?q=fsi-grid2012

Can't say I know anything about what it's based on, but I like the results. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 21-08-2012, 17:08:36
Belgium has highest factionalized elites of western european countries...

SNAFU I'd say...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 21-08-2012, 19:08:54
The Failed State Index - Measuring how shitty countries are instead of the other way around

http://www.fundforpeace.org/global/?q=fsi-grid2012

Can't say I know anything about what it's based on, but I like the results. ;)


What a Crock of Shit  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-08-2012, 22:08:30
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/the_invader_by_ehud_lavski.jpg)



The dick had it coming.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 21-08-2012, 22:08:30
Absolutely brilliant. Had to choke back some man-tears at the end. :-)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 21-08-2012, 22:08:44
The Failed State Index - Measuring how shitty countries are instead of the other way around

http://www.fundforpeace.org/global/?q=fsi-grid2012

Can't say I know anything about what it's based on, but I like the results. ;)
Kalmar union arise!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-08-2012, 18:08:29
Meanwhile in Warsaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAV7cjnoII&feature=player_embedded#!
Someone watched too many Remi Gailard videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-08-2012, 01:08:48
Meanwhile in spain an 80 year old lady restores a Jesus fresco on her own. ;D

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-391824-galleryV9-hwgj.jpg)

Problem?

(http://tn.com.ar/sites/default/files/2012/08/22/uploaded/slide_246152_1412637_free.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 23-08-2012, 01:08:06
Hahaha! awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Stefan on 23-08-2012, 14:08:42
(http://i.imgur.com/NXV1u.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SJonni on 23-08-2012, 16:08:55
This has probably been posted before, but I can't help but laugh:
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/how-to-make-a-model-helicopter.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 23-08-2012, 16:08:07
or, PR players  ;D ;D

(http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16811.0;attach=4205;image)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-08-2012, 16:08:08
This has probably been posted before, but I can't help but laugh:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/how-to-make-a-model-helicopter.jpg
I have been making models for over ten years an I have never managed to cut myself in any way :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 23-08-2012, 16:08:44
same here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 23-08-2012, 17:08:20
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 23-08-2012, 19:08:29
You need the knife to cut away the remains of the sprue, at least I cannot use the clippers precisely enough. And filing them away is not always possible, at least if the part is delicate enough. Also, somtimes there's "flash" (thin remnants of extra plastic from the mould) around the actual part, the knife is again the best way to scrape that away. Also, sometimes you need to scrape a little paint away. Or you want to modify a part, and a plastic saw would be too big a tool for that.

And yes, I've cut myself a couple of times, but not too deep, nothing that a band-aid wouldn't handle. Rule of thumb is to always cut away from yourself or against the table.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-08-2012, 20:08:37
I've gotten worse cuts whittling than I have making models. I'm positive I only have one scar from models.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-08-2012, 21:08:19
I should not try whittling  then. I almost have cut my finger off twice and stabbed a razor almost completely through my big toe. That is just making models...  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-08-2012, 21:08:33
Lots more "awkward" angles when it comes to whittling. Not a hobby I would recommend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 23-08-2012, 21:08:21
I should not try whittling  then. I almost have cut my finger off twice and stabbed a razor almost completely through my big toe. That is just making models...  :o

please post a picture of how you are making models with your feet!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-08-2012, 22:08:36
I dropped the razor on the floor then accidentally kicked it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-08-2012, 22:08:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbhtZzHsbE&feature=player_embedded

DAFUQ
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Post by: Turkish007 on 23-08-2012, 22:08:25
I bet you just saw that on 9GAG
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Post by: SiCaRiO on 23-08-2012, 23:08:21
thats scary
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Post by: Turkish007 on 23-08-2012, 23:08:38
thats scary

What? It looks cute!  :P
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Post by: VonMudra on 24-08-2012, 05:08:39
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549545_10150992354512142_310169022_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 24-08-2012, 07:08:41
Something , for our beloved sisters in game   :P ;D
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/10ead20fef4463fc7adadd555583a0511280262732_full.jpg
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Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 07:08:20
Next time, click on the miniature Mona Lisa above the  :), then put your link inbetween the little code and you'll be set to go. I.e.

(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/10ead20fef4463fc7adadd555583a0511280262732_full.jpg)
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Post by: Paythoss on 24-08-2012, 07:08:09
I know about that ... you just spoiled all surprise .... party pooper  :-\
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 24-08-2012, 08:08:01
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P

I do use those knives, but I really should use clippers when working on something made by Dragon. They make the attachment point to the sprue so incredibly thick you can't make it in one cut, you'd practically have to saw the part off. Try that on the top hull part on an Sd.Kfz.251/7
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Post by: Biiviz on 24-08-2012, 11:08:20
"Christmas was scary in Yugoslavia"

http://imgur.com/gallery/HbP8r

(What the fuck)
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Post by: Smiles on 24-08-2012, 15:08:15
hahahaha scarred for life
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-08-2012, 16:08:25
Meanwhile in spain an 80 year old lady restores a Jesus fresco on her own. ;D

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-391824-galleryV9-hwgj.jpg)

Problem?

(http://tn.com.ar/sites/default/files/2012/08/22/uploaded/slide_246152_1412637_free.jpg)

Am I the only one who feels sorry for this old woman ? :-\

After all she did it with the best intentions .. And the Spanish probably wouldn't have restored it either if it wouldn't have enjoyed the media attention it gets now ...
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Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 18:08:12
(http://i.minus.com/icxe59TvVCjoj.gif)

Got you guys a helicopter
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 24-08-2012, 18:08:10
Optical Illusion Spotted
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Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 18:08:27
The camera shutter synced with the helicopter blades  :P
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Post by: flyboy_fx on 24-08-2012, 19:08:39
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P

I do use those knives, but I really should use clippers when working on something made by Dragon. They make the attachment point to the sprue so incredibly thick you can't make it in one cut, you'd practically have to saw the part off. Try that on the top hull part on an Sd.Kfz.251/7


Normally you use clippers to remove it from the sprue, then exacto knife and sand paper to polish it up.
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Post by: :| Hi on 24-08-2012, 20:08:20
Oh lawdy, you make me feel ghetto. When I made models I would just snap the sprue points, grab my uber scissors and take the point off, and file where needed if it was an important part  ;D
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2012, 00:08:34
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/4262167285_c2fa7d3553_o.jpg)

we belgians are so retarded........

trying to browse SATW cause my friends wanted to see more of the comics and well

(http://satwcomic.com/art/computer-technician.jpg)
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Post by: VonMudra on 25-08-2012, 01:08:56
Meanwhile in spain an 80 year old lady restores a Jesus fresco on her own. ;D

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-391824-galleryV9-hwgj.jpg)

Problem?

(http://tn.com.ar/sites/default/files/2012/08/22/uploaded/slide_246152_1412637_free.jpg)

Am I the only one who feels sorry for this old woman ? :-\

After all she did it with the best intentions .. And the Spanish probably wouldn't have restored it either if it wouldn't have enjoyed the media attention it gets now ...

Actually, a bit before this happened, the granddaughter of the 80 year old lady donated the money to have it restored....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2012, 12:08:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1k86fWsmRE


When it cant be figured out? HIT IT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-08-2012, 13:08:22
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P

I do use those knives, but I really should use clippers when working on something made by Dragon. They make the attachment point to the sprue so incredibly thick you can't make it in one cut, you'd practically have to saw the part off. Try that on the top hull part on an Sd.Kfz.251/7


Normally you use clippers to remove it from the sprue, then exacto knife and sand paper to polish it up.

Well, it's because I learned the trade from my grandfather and he used knives all the time. I just wish I had some more time to actually finish something
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-08-2012, 13:08:11
Ditto.  I don't use exacto knives either...I have little soder-wire clippers :P

I do use those knives, but I really should use clippers when working on something made by Dragon. They make the attachment point to the sprue so incredibly thick you can't make it in one cut, you'd practically have to saw the part off. Try that on the top hull part on an Sd.Kfz.251/7


Normally you use clippers to remove it from the sprue, then exacto knife and sand paper to polish it up.

Well, it's because I learned the trade from my grandfather and he used knives all the time. I just wish I had some more time to actually finish something
Your grandfather has taught you well. Always use a knife to remove parts from sprue, clippers could easily damage the parts, especially the smaller ones.
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-08-2012, 14:08:23
Indeed, cutting off the scope for the Schw. Pz.Bchs. 41 with clippers would probably have damaged it beyond repair. But as I said Dragon's sprue attachments are thick and I fear that one day the knive will lose the fight. For that I make an exception.
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-08-2012, 14:08:50
You just need a proper knife ;)
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Post by: Kelmola on 25-08-2012, 16:08:31
Now that Tony Scott has gone the way of SAAB, it's time to remember him by watching a commercial he made back in the 80's - which landed him a gig at the helm of some obscure air combat flick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM3woO0AbCw
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Post by: Ciupita on 25-08-2012, 19:08:49
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/i/tnr/5wx4/372786/1036662301.jpg)
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Post by: Lightning on 25-08-2012, 20:08:42
Man stabbed to death by cock:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12393125
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Post by: Musti on 25-08-2012, 21:08:52
That's a pretty badass cock. And a pretty stupid way to die.
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Post by: Biiviz on 26-08-2012, 05:08:35
Roosters!
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Post by: :| Hi on 26-08-2012, 08:08:59
Nothing to do?

Why not spend a moment of your day and nuke your town!
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/


Edit:

Also 194 or so pokemon comics from various sources.
http://imgur.com/a/65Hl3#91
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Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-08-2012, 10:08:04
Awesome and scary, :| Hi  :o
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Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-08-2012, 12:08:09
They say we don't have moneys for better cars :P

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3534346_700b.jpg)
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-08-2012, 12:08:04
And on the streets of Zagreb (or any other old city) the first three would get stuck after 50 meters :P
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Post by: Tedacious on 26-08-2012, 12:08:45
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93itliSdE1qmsrmwo1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Musti on 26-08-2012, 13:08:24
Heywood Banks, because awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILAFuSi-i0 - Toast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GhQWeZSg9U - 18 Wheels On a Big Rig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNaNgMElIeg&feature=related - The Revenge Song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKfhpWt4mpQ - Ohio Iowa Idaho Hawaii Highway
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2012, 13:08:46
Heywood Banks, because awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILAFuSi-i0 - Toast.

YEAH TOAST

the first time i saw that, i died laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo

the tf2 version is also amazing
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Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-08-2012, 16:08:49
And on the streets of Zagreb (or any other old city) the first three would get stuck after 50 meters :P
ah, well in Zagreb it could exist and in a couple of more cities, but no more than that ;D
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Post by: siben on 26-08-2012, 16:08:10
Don't worry, you are not alone.

(http://www.mechelenblogt.be/bestand/afbeelding/gimycko/smart.jpg)

But then, we also have this...

(http://static.autoblog.nl/images/wp2007/Lamborghini%20Gallardo%20Federale%20Politie.jpg)

(http://static.autoblog.nl/images/wp2007/Porsche%20911%20Turbo%20Federale%20Politie.jpg)
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Post by: Zoologic on 26-08-2012, 17:08:38
That same meme has also been used to belittle our police, the Philippine's, Mexico's own.

The reality is, it ranged from the shitty Kia Carens and Mitsubishi Kuda (a rather underpowered wagon):
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9T1V9J64me0/Tsi8DEICQ3I/AAAAAAAAAT0/iGBWpIOZw5M/s400/kia%2Bcarens.jpg)

to this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Indonesian_Police_Mazda6.jpg)

Some of them earn Mazda RX-8 and Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 8.
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Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 26-08-2012, 18:08:27
well, our police vechicle stock contains mostly Passats, VW Golfs IV and Škoda Oktavias, but with more power they have a variety of Škoda RS models and more powerful BMW models.
German engineering ftw! (And Škoda :D )
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 26-08-2012, 18:08:54
Don't worry, you are not alone.

(http://www.mechelenblogt.be/bestand/afbeelding/gimycko/smart.jpg)


Ah, yes... The famous Smart... If only I could say the same of the guys who were driving it. When they made several of the big streets in and out of Mechelen one-ways, the first night it was total and utter chaos. Which was not surprising with the amount of communication to the people. We were looking for a parking spot in the Adegemstraat (in the right direction). Ahead of us, the fuzz in a Smart, one guy... For every car that was going the wrong way, he stopped, rolled down his window, gave the driver a sermon, moved 5 yards to the next one, rolled down the window on the other side, gave that guy hell and so it went on like this for 50 yards, which eventually took us 15 minutes. And traffic in Mechelen is still chaos, and you only see the cops in their office, or aan het frietkot.
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Post by: Ciupita on 26-08-2012, 19:08:29
Here in Finland we have these...
(http://ohjelmat.yle.fi/files/ohjelmat/u650/raportti_mustamaija.jpg)

well, couple of these too, but mostly ones above
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5125/5285515495_9c71c5c8ef_z.jpg)
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Post by: evhgear on 26-08-2012, 20:08:33
Here in Quebec most of police cars are Ford Crown Victoria like these
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxP0lv_i2Rxcg9fCkzD8O7TESFwb4XF-8OhFVRPIyveuw5jzMC&t=1)

or Ford Windstar like these...
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/263038119_ff9c553c0c.jpg)

but since this year our Highway Patrols just got the new Dodge Charger...
(http://www.infodimanche.com/upload/evenement/2012/04/integration_a_la_surete_du_que_a_2012425152157_600.jpg)
 they look badass and have really good performances (  >:( I hate them :P )
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Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-08-2012, 21:08:17
Always liked the look of the Crown Victoria, it has something really "American" on it :P
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Post by: Biiviz on 26-08-2012, 21:08:06
Always liked the look of the Crown Victoria, it has something really "American" on it :P

Probably because they're in all Hollywood movies and usually end up getting totally wrecked.
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Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-08-2012, 21:08:15
You could be right on that point.

Seems that Hollywood propagand hat the right effect on me...
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Post by: Kubador on 26-08-2012, 21:08:34
Stupid as hell, but does the trick of numbing down at the end of the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hHFFx5720_M
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2012, 22:08:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXP0v2uK-U&feature=related

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

i want one!
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Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-08-2012, 22:08:21
I did not know that foxes were able to behave like dogs. This is awesome :)
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-08-2012, 23:08:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXP0v2uK-U&feature=related

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

i want one!
Foxes are amazing.

Edit: Take a look at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtOZi7my5KU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2012, 23:08:30
I did not know that foxes were able to behave like dogs. This is awesome :)
Yes it is quite possible. But the grand majority have there genes set so that they fear other humans. A fox might be a pet to you, he will love you like a dog, but he will often be terrible amongst other humans. Very scared and shy

A fox should actually be kept more like a cat. Teach him what is the house. But if you live in the country side, let him run outside. They will come back. I saw a big documentary about this and my god what was i impressed with these foxes as pet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXP0v2uK-U&feature=related

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

i want one!
Foxes are amazing.

Edit: Take a look at this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtOZi7my5KU
oooh gaawwdd  8) 8) 8)
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Post by: Kelmola on 26-08-2012, 23:08:18
Read from somewhere that in the Soviet Union, they did breed a fox breed that was comfortable with humans, was more easily domesticated, and as an added bonus did not have much in the way of odour glands (thus not smelling bad). Don't know if the breed still exists though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-08-2012, 23:08:18
Read from somewhere that in the Soviet Union, they did breed a fox breed that was comfortable with humans, was more easily domesticated, and as an added bonus did not have much in the way of odour glands (thus not smelling bad). Don't know if the breed still exists though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

the breed exists. They have plannes to refund the project IIRC
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Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 27-08-2012, 09:08:44
You guys remember the upcoming historical flick about Mannerheim, "The Marshal of Finland"? You´re as intrigued about it as myself?
Well, Varusteleka, the famous militaria shop now offers 100% accurate repros of Mannerheims uniform (http://www.varusteleka.com/product/varustekokonaisuudet/suomen-marsalkka-asukokonaisuus/_3KU0O0LYL&lang=en_US).
Now you can dress up as the great Mannerheim himself, too!
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Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 27-08-2012, 09:08:12
You guys remember the upcoming historical flick about Mannerheim, "The Marshal of Finland"? You´re as intrigued about it as myself?
Well, Varusteleka, the famous militaria shop now offers 100% accurate repros of Mannerheims uniform (http://www.varusteleka.com/product/varustekokonaisuudet/suomen-marsalkka-asukokonaisuus/_3KU0O0LYL&lang=en_US).
Now you can dress up as the great Mannerheim himself, too!
Note that brown face paint is included in the price  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-08-2012, 13:08:11
I heard they're making a special edition Laku-Pekka (Liquorice-Pete) liquorice in Mannerheim's image:

Laku-Marski
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430180_10151121185022480_1861733555_n.jpg)

Laku-Pekka
(http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/800px-fazer_lakupekka_lakritsipatukka.png)

(Disclaimer: Laku-Pekka was banned from packaging a few years ago ;) )
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-08-2012, 16:08:04
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGycPE3XdIc&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f37K0hIv3zk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 27-08-2012, 17:08:07
I heard they're making a special edition Laku-Pekka (Liquorice-Pete) liquorice in Mannerheim's image:

Laku-Marski
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430180_10151121185022480_1861733555_n.jpg)

Laku-Pekka
(http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/800px-fazer_lakupekka_lakritsipatukka.png)

(Disclaimer: Laku-Pekka was banned from packaging a few years ago ;) )

In Germany there is a type of sweet that is most commonly called "Negerkuss" (negro kiss) or "Mohrenkopf" (moor head). Funny thing is, the company who sells them officially calls them "Dickmanns" ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2012, 17:08:19
Ts4ever, in belgium we call them "Negertetten" or Nigger tits
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 27-08-2012, 17:08:34
In Finland, we also had ones called "Neekerinpusut" (Negro's kisses)... now they are "Brunberg's kisses"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 27-08-2012, 17:08:20
ah yes, negerkyssar, we had those negrokissees too, seldom see them nowadays.

We got negerbollar (literally nigger-balls). Mostly just called chocolateballs today
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-08-2012, 17:08:47
ah yes, Begerkyssar, we had those negrokissees too, seldom see them nowadays.

We got negerbollar (literally nigger-balls). Mostly just called chocolateballs today

Oh man... the first thing came to my mind when I read that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2012, 17:08:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv-V5wY5GoI&feature=player_embedded

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 27-08-2012, 18:08:56
ah yes, Begerkyssar, we had those negrokissees too, seldom see them nowadays.

We got negerbollar (literally nigger-balls). Mostly just called chocolateballs today

Oh man... the first thing came to my mind when I read that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c

O man, first guess was right, its the sucking my chocolate balls song ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 27-08-2012, 20:08:41
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/9n/9j8/t7l2/317388/1037732018.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-08-2012, 22:08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/3h2sA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QjD4k.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2012, 22:08:12
ITS all my fault!
*snick

ishouldhavelehiberevolverocelot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW2OWQYkCPQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 28-08-2012, 16:08:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaK1jFg8JBE&feature=related Watch the soldiers, the gun is secondary ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 28-08-2012, 20:08:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opK1Py1Zkt4&feature=player_embedded
hahahaha! "I just had a bottle of vodka that it"
"perfect peel off egg! And its not even hard-boiled!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-08-2012, 21:08:44
Cat singing the theme song of the popular Tv show, Game of Thrones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vT2LuREUTtE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vT2LuREUTtE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-08-2012, 21:08:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opK1Py1Zkt4&feature=player_embedded
hahahaha! "I just had a bottle of vodka that it"
"perfect peel off egg! And its not even hard-boiled!"

Similar technique was commonly used in the army for emptying tin cans. You open the top normally, then make a small hole in the bottom with a knife. You then blow into the small hole and the pressure empties the can in one big lump into desired cooking device.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2012, 13:08:51
BBQ's Best Pair - The Memphis BBQ Burger at Carl's Jr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WD3QrhqyY0

Those are some tasty tasty... burgers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 29-08-2012, 13:08:54
There were burgers involved? Didnt notice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2012, 13:08:37
There must have been, 'cause I have a sudden burning desire to put my meat between those buns.

(http://images.g4tv.com/rimg_606x0/ImageDb3/308553_l/sara-underwood-on-the-set-of-her-carls-jr-hardees-memphis-bbq-burger-commercial-with-emily-ratajkowski.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 29-08-2012, 14:08:27
School says deaf boy's name sign looks too much like a gun (http://now.msn.com/school-says-deaf-boys-name-sign-looks-too-much-like-a-gun#scpshrtu)
Quote
Brace yourselves, because this is the dumbest thing you'll hear all day. The Grand Island (Neb.) school district is forcing a 3-year-old deaf boy to change the way he signs his name, because they say his gestures violate their weapons policy. Preschooler Hunter Spanjer's personalized name sign is a registered sign with Signing Exact English -- a modified form of American Sign Language -- and involves extended index fingers that the district says resembles a gun. (And that sound you just heard was our heads exploding from all the stupid.) "We are working with the parents to come to the best solution we can for the child," a school spokesperson said. Um, how about letting him keep his own name?

Not sure if just dumb or dead serious.  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 29-08-2012, 14:08:25
Hahahah I'm laughing so much at the comments that blame this on Liberals and the left. Yeah go ahead USA, elect Romney, and get ready for more wars and some good cuts on your rights  ;)

8 more BUSH years, yeah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-08-2012, 16:08:47
Hahahah I'm laughing so much at the comments that blame this on Liberals and the left. Yeah go ahead USA, elect Romney, and get ready for more wars and some good cuts on your rights  ;)

8 more BUSH years, yeah!

You realize Obama has involved us continuously in the wars, stepped up drone strikes, and involved us in the war in Libya (and, apparently, has begun deploying spec ops to the Turkish-Syrian border...).  Basically, right now, no matter if Obama or Romney wins, we get more wars, more rights getting cut, and more soldiers coming home in body bags.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2012, 17:08:14
USA needs war. If they are to continue being a superpower they will need a continuous supply of troops with modern combat experience to uphold a believable armed force. The same reason the rest of us have "peace-keepers".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 29-08-2012, 17:08:22
USA needs war. If they are to continue being a superpower they will need a continuous supply of troops with modern combat experience to uphold a believable armed force.

Aggreed very much. But they need some kind of military defeat to know their limits.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 29-08-2012, 17:08:09
Vietnam did not stop them (I know it was not a defeat on paper but as far as I know, US citizens don't like to talk about Vietnam).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-08-2012, 17:08:46
THey backed down. Vietnam overrun. Sounds like a defeat for me

Meanwhile in finland

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5205275_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-08-2012, 18:08:23
USA needs war. If they are to continue being a superpower they will need a continuous supply of troops with modern combat experience to uphold a believable armed force. The same reason the rest of us have "peace-keepers".

Also supporting military industrial complex. Anyway, not to derail it further:

(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/98/video-game-logic-15098.jpg)
(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/428/video-game-logic-13428.jpg)
(http://ru.fishki.net/picsw/062012/07/en/logic/05.jpg)
(http://endlessorigami.com/comics/2012-01-10-video_game_logic.png)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3002362_700b.jpg)
(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/3/12/156fc3bc-82b3-4184-828a-3fbd3a50c26b.jpg)

Aaand... to answer "black" Mannerheim:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3092300_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2012, 18:08:05
1. Only non-fictional character being Mr. Khan.

2. None of those were made with tax-payers' money against their will instead of a much requested historically correct version.

3. Can't believe how hard I got trolled by writing this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 29-08-2012, 18:08:31
THey backed down. Vietnam overrun. Sounds like a defeat for me

Meanwhile in finland

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5205275_460s.jpg)

I hate peta. Good for nothing I say, stupid mario haters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 29-08-2012, 18:08:39
THey backed down. Vietnam overrun. Sounds like a defeat for me

Meanwhile in finland

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5205275_460s.jpg)

I hate peta. Good for nothing I say, stupid mario haters

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_b03ab6_892134.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2012, 18:08:30
Funnyjunk doesn't allow hotlinking.

Ciupita's image:
(http://www.anniemayhem.com/blog%20pics/petafacts.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-08-2012, 18:08:38

Aaand... to answer "black" Mannerheim:

Better analogy would be Cleopatra VII played by Elizabeth Taylor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-08-2012, 19:08:25
What is even i dont this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp5M9K3wZcY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 29-08-2012, 20:08:35
Aaand... to answer "black" Mannerheim:
Better analogy would be Cleopatra VII played by Elizabeth Taylor.
Hurrr, most Pharaohs of ancient Egypt are described to have had much fairer skin than the average Egyptian and were so willing to preserve the purity of their bloodline that they rather married their sister (or brother, in cases of female Pharaohs) than marrying someone of dark skin. Getting spouses (or at least, lovers or concubines contributing to the actual gene pool of the heir, never mind who was the officially recognized consort) from the northern side of Mediterranean was rather common for this reason. Cleopatra VII was also of the Ptolemaic Dynasty who were born and inbred Macedonians (their founder Ptolemy being installed on the throne by Alexander the Great) so at least her ethnicity is not in question.

Also, Tom Cruise's character plays an American character who is actually an amalgamation of two real-life Western persons. And, Persians are actually Caucasians, being the "orginal" Aryans (before that was retconned to mean "Nordic"). Surprise, every Na'vi and avatar was played by a human because such creatures do not exist on present-day Earth (OP conveniently forgetting here that the lead actress was black). Plus Tropic Thunder is supposed to be a parody of movie cliches, so having a "blackface" actor there and using that example of perceived racism just shows that OP didn't get the joke in the first place.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 29-08-2012, 21:08:00
I am scared. I found the video you see in this article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2193879/Green-Heron-captured-using-bread-FISHING-BAIT-astonishing-deferred-gratification.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

I did a quick search and found even more videos about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSClutBjeHk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVtFcQXbRWI

To cite a youtube-comment and the last words in the dailymail article:

Quote
'Next time we'll see giant eagles baiting humans with $100 bills.'

We are screwed! Hitchcooks Birds becomes true...  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 30-08-2012, 11:08:43
drinking and alcohol tests don't mix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03OPcn80Uzs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03OPcn80Uzs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 30-08-2012, 11:08:03
Just too cute:
(http://speacareers.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dreams-hopes-poster-rhino-treadmill-unicorn.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 30-08-2012, 13:08:09
Spotted at the interwebs today! I NEED this!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/329123_10151192542483735_76908711_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 30-08-2012, 13:08:16
How historically inaccurate, look at the amount of road-wheels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 30-08-2012, 15:08:30
This is awesome ;D I want them !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-08-2012, 16:08:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouxbu-bfbVY

Some polka.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 30-08-2012, 18:08:48
The Dark Knight & 60's Robin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-GkQihKYvM&
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 31-08-2012, 01:08:27
Latest freddie wong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7MDMdfcRfI&feature=g-all-u
Old school gaming vs. new school :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-08-2012, 07:08:06
Santorum is a hands-on kinda guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTvwaE0L6lg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 31-08-2012, 12:08:35
Oh Japan, you are just precious!

Everyone, google for Hōnen-Matsuri. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C5%8Dnen_Matsuri)

Quote
The best known of these festivals takes place in the town of Komaki, just north of Nagoya City. The festival's main features are Shinto priests playing musical instruments, a parade of ceremonially garbed participants, all-you-can-drink sake, and a 280 kg (620 pound), 2.5 meter (96 inch)-long wooden phallus. The wooden phallus is carried from a shrine called Shinmei Sha (in even-numbered years) on a large hill or from Kumano-sha Shrine (in odd-numbered years), to a shrine called Tagata Jinja.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2012, 15:08:21
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5224651_460s.jpg)

bitch please................
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-08-2012, 16:08:50
Meanwhile, in Australia:

(http://i.imgur.com/0hRhq.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/0hRhq.jpg)
Click for larger image.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2012, 16:08:13
Mongros!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-08-2012, 19:08:27
Aaand... to answer "black" Mannerheim:
Better analogy would be Cleopatra VII played by Elizabeth Taylor.
Hurrr, most Pharaohs of ancient Egypt are described to have had much fairer skin than the average Egyptian and were so willing to preserve the purity of their bloodline that they rather married their sister (or brother, in cases of female Pharaohs) than marrying someone of dark skin. Getting spouses (or at least, lovers or concubines contributing to the actual gene pool of the heir, never mind who was the officially recognized consort) from the northern side of Mediterranean was rather common for this reason. Cleopatra VII was also of the Ptolemaic Dynasty who were born and inbred Macedonians (their founder Ptolemy being installed on the throne by Alexander the Great) so at least her ethnicity is not in question.

Also, Tom Cruise's character plays an American character who is actually an amalgamation of two real-life Western persons. And, Persians are actually Caucasians, being the "orginal" Aryans (before that was retconned to mean "Nordic"). Surprise, every Na'vi and avatar was played by a human because such creatures do not exist on present-day Earth (OP conveniently forgetting here that the lead actress was black). Plus Tropic Thunder is supposed to be a parody of movie cliches, so having a "blackface" actor there and using that example of perceived racism just shows that OP didn't get the joke in the first place.

You were seriously trolled by a 9gag (probably) re-uploaded content. Anyway, yes, Cleo was a Peloponnese white, Elizabeth Taylor wasn't that big deviation to portray the actual character.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 31-08-2012, 19:08:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU&feature=share

Dawwwww
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 31-08-2012, 19:08:45
Troll level: Asian (http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-08-2012, 20:08:43
Troll level: Asian (http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/)

Troll level: Fake
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 31-08-2012, 20:08:57
Meh, leave me at my naive and romantic picture of such stories :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 01-09-2012, 02:09:33
Troll level: Asian (http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/)
Troll level : No trolling, but pranking

Even there it's fake lol. People really need to see the difference between trolling and pranking, or joking, gags.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 01-09-2012, 08:09:45
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9987/1111111111111111m.jpg)

(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9665/2222222222222222h.jpg)

(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7943/3333333333333333z.jpg)

(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2459/4444444444444444g.jpg)

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3784/5555555555555555d.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TimeMachineAssassin on 01-09-2012, 09:09:47
Ohh! that does my heart good
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 01-09-2012, 10:09:24
Right in the childhood! But it was hilarious anyways  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 01-09-2012, 12:09:33
Feels so good and funny to read that. Loved the original as a child :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 01-09-2012, 15:09:37
I might be a bit late to the party, but I just rewatched Season 7 of HIMYM and noticed a familiar face in the background in once of the scenes of episode 17.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/506092/CONAN-HIMYM.jpg)

Yup, it's Conan.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-09-2012, 19:09:34
(http://maxcdn.zenpencils.com/comics/2012-08-30-armstrong.jpg?9d7bd4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 01-09-2012, 20:09:05
Wtf Japan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73lueEtB0hs&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 01-09-2012, 20:09:25
That's baaaaad, really baaad. You nearly killed me, LuckyOne -.-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2012, 20:09:39
Wtf Japan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73lueEtB0hs&feature=player_embedded
(http://api.ning.com/files/qSOKSVGUzJKGStH0cm-iFYQ*GjqGGmrnsJUsWK1oqyM*rntX*KEfpzhWaKLnPsO8OFUOstLnCBOnqymMDI5EeTCNPK6qhJla/GunnyHartman.jpg)

WHAT the fuck is that?.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 01-09-2012, 20:09:22
I'll be honest, I don't come to this thread for youtube links, I only come for the images that only appear once a couple pages.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 01-09-2012, 22:09:20
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m34310/1040081428.gif)
Just can't stop laughing  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 01-09-2012, 23:09:47
Is that on youtube somewhere? "speed boat roll bikini" doesn't come up with anything in search  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 01-09-2012, 23:09:17
Is that on youtube somewhere? "speed boat roll bikini" doesn't come up with anything in search  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdw4bw1qda0&feature=player_detailpage#t=79s

There you go


Edit:

(http://i.minus.com/ilQhsZcbLqj8g.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-09-2012, 01:09:32
(http://i.imgur.com/GcCuS.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/Zso2L.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jlxAH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/rwJLk.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xcdO8.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ChyRM.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 02-09-2012, 01:09:32
Train five was clever, reminded me of a certain adventure time clip.

(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/556410_10151012909771965_121575621_n.jpg)

Not one for religion, but having been in an overly christian private school for 4 years made this one laughable for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 02-09-2012, 01:09:54
I'm a christian and I LMAO :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 02-09-2012, 10:09:55
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m34359/normal_1040201927.jpg)

Josh is a smart kid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 02-09-2012, 11:09:05
^Potential Darwin Award nominee.

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 02-09-2012, 11:09:59
But the most important question remains: is there a mrhands_bacon.mpg floating around somewhere?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 02-09-2012, 11:09:53
(http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/17/newnew/5043535_700b.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/5yECY.jpg)

(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/811/broba-fett-13811.jpg)

(http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/24/newnew/Bill_Clinton_free_Pussy_Riot.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/MLc0q.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 02-09-2012, 23:09:59
Meanwhile in Canada:
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/09/why-does-canada-have-a-strategic-maple-syrup-reserve/261869/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/09/why-does-canada-have-a-strategic-maple-syrup-reserve/261869/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 03-09-2012, 11:09:56
(http://eu7.memecdn.com/Mask_c_14721.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 03-09-2012, 12:09:02
On the police forces of Australia, USA and Belgium...

THE SITUATION:

You're a cop, you're walking in a bit of a shabby street with your wife and kids... Suddenly, a dangerous guy appears, with a knive. He looks you straight into the eyes and shouts that he wants your money, while threatening you with a huge knive.
You happen to have your service weapon with you and you are the best shot of the corps...

What will you do?

In Australia:

BANG

In the US:

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
reload
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG....BANG

In Belgium:

Before you switch to action stations, make a thorough investigation...
- Is the knive real, or is it a plastic one?
-Does the assailant prefer to speak Arab, Turkish, German, English, French or Dutch?
-Doesn't he happen to be a well-integrated foreigner, who happens to make a mistake?
-Is he a new immigrant who doesn't know how to approach the police properly?
-Isn't he a prisoner who is on penitentiary furlow, who is still badly re-integrated in our society?
- Won't this be treated as a case of racism by the media?

I suppose I'll ask him very politely to lay down his weapon, and if he doesn't comply with my repeated and very friendly requests, THEN I'll shoot him...

THE CONSEQUENCES:

Australia:

A simple report: the suspect is always wrong...

US:

A report made with a simple one-page filling-in form, congratulations and case closed.

Belgium

A report with all the possible and impossible motivations why you took the shot and even if it was even necessary.
-a report to the chief
-a report to the mayor
-a report to the Federal Police
-a report to the General Inspection
-confiscation of your firearm
-investigation of the Disciplinary Committee
-appearing before the magistrate
-appearing before court as a suspect
-trial against you with the family as burgerlijke partij
-trial against you with the Centre for Equal Opportunities and Opposition to Racism as burgerlijke partij (he turned out to be an illegal immigrant)
-conviction for manslaughter
-dishonourable discharge
-years of trauma...

Years later you think:
-Make sure you didn't commit procedure errors
-Has the period of limitation been reached?
-Didn't you have prior knowledge of this?
-Did you have to be there? Couldn't you take a walk under surveillance?
-Did you look provocatively racist at him? Perhaps gave him the middle finger?
-Did you dress too westerly?
-Were you carrying any pork?
-Did you call your lawyer beforehand?
-you could have just given him your money, or Di Rupo will come and get it
-Did you contact Jef Vermassen??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-09-2012, 17:09:41
So fucking true Battleaxe

2 years ago...A police combi with 2 cops spotted a van at a house who just broke in, stealing property

As the police combi calls for backup and puts on there sirens......The side of the van opens, in wich a man appears with a 75 round drum mag AK 47....Who opens fire at the combi. The 2 cops where able to escape via the passenger side. The combi was perforated with hot 7.62x39 Steel core FMJ ammo.

The cops returned fire

and got suspensed because according to the investigation the range and the darkness of the night ment that the cops where shooting like "Cowboys"

3 years ago. A police officer named Kitty got shot trough the head by a burglar armed with a revolver of high calibre. The report stated that not much of the poor lass her head was remaining

The suspect got arrested and recieved a WHOPPING 5 YEAR JAIL TERM! of wich he only needs to FUCKING SPEND 2.5 YEARS.

Thank you! 1888 minister of justice Jules Le Jeune for your fantastic law!

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Post by: th_battleaxe on 03-09-2012, 17:09:49
3 years ago. A police officer named Kitty got shot trough the head by a burglar armed with a revolver of high calibre. The report stated that not much of the poor lass her head was remaining

The suspect got arrested and recieved a WHOPPING 5 YEAR JAIL TERM! of wich he only needs to FUCKING SPEND 2.5 YEARS.

Thank you! 1888 minister of justice Jules Le Jeune for your fantastic law!

I remember that case, damn sad stuff. And now that shit with Michelle Martin... If I had a tank, I'd head for the Malonne monastery and shoot the shit out of it. She never should have been able to apply for parole in the first place.


AAAAAANNNDD Nordine Amrani, the nadespammer of Liege, who managed to get his arsenal back together in 6 months after parole
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-09-2012, 20:09:03
Nordine amrani had=
-12 illegal assault rifle
-2 sniper rifles
-One RPG-7 with rockets
-one mortar

50 000 weapon parts. thousands and thousands pieces of ammo. He was known to supply to criminal gangs
Penalty=3 years...He got out on parole, bought a FAL, S&W revolver and ton of hand grenades and we have 6 deaths......



ALSO
ALSO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU&feature=related

WOP
WOP
WOP
BONER BONER STYLE
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Post by: NTH on 03-09-2012, 21:09:43
I just saw two scorpions mate on television. Wanted to share that with you in case it isn't allowed in Belgium.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-09-2012, 21:09:38
I just saw two scorpions mate on television. Wanted to share that with you in case it isn't allowed in Belgium.
depends on the position of the female

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Post by: :| Hi on 03-09-2012, 21:09:45
Theta knows all about it.


Scorpions, nasty little fuckers. We get 'em ocassionally here in the Mojave, but you have to go about 200 feet away from civilization to get a better chance of seeing one.
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Post by: 69rat on 03-09-2012, 21:09:12
i wonder where i can find a pair of these...

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/69rat/morning-awesomeness-22.jpg)
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Post by: Krätzer on 04-09-2012, 09:09:47
The History of SPAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gkBPxfJTjK8

Back to School Boot Camp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul6uC6Sgp1Q



i wonder where i can find a pair of these...

Nowhere, afaik they are knit by his wife, Foto can be found on Facebook.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 04-09-2012, 14:09:21
meanwhile, in Norway

(http://www.kortreist.no/forside/article14779.ece/BINARY/w980-adaptive/38+Gøran+Håkonsen.JPG)
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Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-09-2012, 14:09:05
Meanwhile in Finland...

(http://is12.snstatic.fi/img/978/1288496854960.jpeg)
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Post by: DLFReporter on 04-09-2012, 14:09:32
God damn, security is tight on that airport.  ;D
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Post by: Harmonikater on 04-09-2012, 15:09:39
Must be a high number of cancer patients in Finland...
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Post by: Turkish007 on 04-09-2012, 15:09:01
Nice Lego crime movie I found today;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FZ-Fdi8xOEY

I used to love playing with lego when I was a kid ;)
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Post by: hslan.Corvax on 04-09-2012, 16:09:02
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/180-5251849-8577462

Klick the Link and read the user reviews. All of them ;D
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Post by: Turkish007 on 04-09-2012, 17:09:36
LOL  ;D Back to the Future!
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2012, 17:09:53
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5264713_460s.jpg)
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Post by: Zoologic on 04-09-2012, 17:09:51
You posted something from 9gag.

A Stuka will dive upon you.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2012, 17:09:32
Dude who cares if it is from 9gag? The origenal author's name is on the comic for fuck sake
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Post by: VonMudra on 04-09-2012, 18:09:28
9gag is like a collection of all that is not funny or is a forced meme.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2012, 19:09:11
9gag is like a collection of all that is not funny or is a forced meme.
but this is funny :/  and not a forced meme
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Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-09-2012, 19:09:40
but is 9gag! therefore is wrong and should be punished! why? because we are idiots and think like that!
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Post by: Kelmola on 04-09-2012, 19:09:23
"Alternate art" as above is usually not a forced meme but actually requires talent, perception, and artistic vision. We can forgive the 9gag stamp, the alternative would have been to google search the image or wait for it to pop up in 4chan's "alternative art" threads.
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Post by: Butcher on 04-09-2012, 19:09:12
I can´t stop laughing about this weird shit.

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/oh-snap-its-fucking-hitler-act-cool.jpg)
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 04-09-2012, 19:09:51
Die Bild-Link has gefäilt
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2012, 20:09:21
I can´t stop laughing about this weird shit.

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/oh-snap-its-fucking-hitler-act-cool.jpg)
huge failed translation is huge


It goes like this
"We zijn aan het varen op de rivier! En iedereen mag mee!"
We are sailing on the river and everybody can join us!

"oooh wie is dat daar aan de oever?"
ooh who is that on the .........beach?

le adolf hitler, who doesnt say a THING



THIS is what i hate about the internet. The authors name, Jeroom, has been removed and his work destroyed by some fucked up dubbing :/
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Post by: Butcher on 04-09-2012, 20:09:30
See the bottom corner? It has been made a meme, there are various other versions around.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2012, 20:09:03
butch is that theon grayjoy in your avatar  ;D
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Post by: ajappat on 04-09-2012, 20:09:04
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19433343

Common cloth stores are so out. I shop at Hitler.
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Post by: Butcher on 04-09-2012, 20:09:49
Right before he gets one on his head.
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-09-2012, 21:09:38
In India there's more then one store named hitler .. hell some even give their kids that name.

They don't understand the fuzz about it though
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Post by: SiCaRiO on 04-09-2012, 21:09:41
they also dont get the fuss about the swastica, it just a simbol of luck for them
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Post by: McCloskey on 04-09-2012, 22:09:01
Which afaik it originally was, at least in the hindi/buddhist countries... then Nazis used it and if you dare to use it now for whatever reason YOU ARE AN EVIL NAZI BLAHBLAHBLAH...... I hate when they ban stuff like that. Like that's gonna help anything, they can ban it all they want yet there still will be (neo)nazis and other dipshits... Ahhh, fuckers. >:(
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Post by: FatJoe on 05-09-2012, 14:09:00
(http://i.imgur.com/w0kTL.jpg)

should I feel as bad as I do, for laughing at these?
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Post by: LHeureux on 05-09-2012, 14:09:33
No, those are awesome.  :)
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Post by: Tankbuster on 05-09-2012, 16:09:12
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19433343

Common cloth stores are so out. I shop at Hitler.

LOL @ BBC BULLSHIT

In India there's more then one store named hitler .. hell some even give their kids that name.

They don't understand the fuzz about it though

Nah, you Westerners are Squeamish
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Post by: Zoologic on 05-09-2012, 17:09:36
Today we hired a driver who wore Nazi swastika jacket... I mean that Nazi Germany flag, red overall with white circle and black swastika in the middle of it.

We don't need to really force-sensitize the name. It just creates a reason to make it more sacred.

Some people here are already citing Jewish conspiracy due to overly vilify Hitler to the point where it is crazy.

but is 9gag! therefore is wrong and should be punished! why? because we are idiots and think like that!

I just said that a Stuka will dive upon someone. Is that a punishment?
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Post by: siben on 05-09-2012, 21:09:18
Just cruising down the road.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/4/7NE23ziyBk2w8ORSuVA7Ow2.gif)
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Post by: Smiles on 05-09-2012, 22:09:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ&feature=player_embedded)

This is how i expect Texas te look like.
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Post by: Capten_C on 05-09-2012, 22:09:59
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/4959/iesugristosbaen.jpg)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-09-2012, 22:09:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DQpq1_pfIgk

CAPTAIN TORPEDOS FROM STARBOARD!
*EVERYBODY DOWN
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Post by: Butcher on 05-09-2012, 22:09:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ&feature=player_embedded)

This is how i expect Texas te look like.

Oh, not you Chuck! First Clint Eastwood and now him.  :(

I find the American preelection quite funny. Everything is so obviously fake. Look how Chucks wife comes close to him in the right moment, not to speak of the fact they are reading it off. And don´t forget to always grin, mention god and let your wife tell the people what a loving husband you are (totally confidential and incidental). And everything Obama makes leads to "socialism", or "1000 years of darkness" etc. Maybe that´s a cultural thing, but doesn´t that seem ridicolous to you too?  :P
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Post by: Wilhelm on 05-09-2012, 23:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLNmThRMNQ&feature=player_embedded)

This is how i expect Texas te look like.

Oh, not you Chuck! First Clint Eastwood and now him.  :(

I find the American preelection quite funny. Everything is so obviously fake. Look how Chucks wife comes close to him in the right moment, not to speak of the fact they are reading it off. And don´t forget to always grin, mention god and let your wife tell the people what a loving husband you are (totally confidential and incidental). And everything Obama makes leads to "socialism", or "1000 years of darkness" etc. Maybe that´s a cultural thing, but doesn´t that seem ridicolous to you too?  :P

I like how Obama is going to lead the US to a "1000 years of darkness" considering the US is less than 230 years old... ::)
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Post by: Surfbird on 06-09-2012, 00:09:15
To be honest, the whole American election thing is just so retarded. Not sure if I should laugh or cry. You saw Paul Ryan "crying" because he's so proud of his mum and how well she did or Michelle Obamas performance about the wonderful family she has yesterday or smth? It's just all so faked. The whole campaigning is so ridicolous. There is no discussion about facts, it's just about discrediting each other and bring populist opinions and performences to the peak.

It's not really comparable, but when campaigns would be like that here in Germany, people would laugh at how fake that all is and change their opinion about the party. Unfortunately the US 2-party system is fucked up and leave people no other choice than cheering for the lesser evil. Could write pages about why this system is fucked up, but this is the wrong thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8skKrrhDo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8skKrrhDo)

Can't stop shaking my head about that politically unrelevant stories, with the only purpose of presenting yourself in the proper light. I wonder how many Americans take this shit to heart, instead of listening to arguments...way too many for sure.
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-09-2012, 00:09:22
(http://i.imgur.com/XahaZ.png)
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Post by: TimeMachineAssassin on 06-09-2012, 00:09:34
Do yourself a favor, dont watch that shit. Unless you like to feel dirty all over, then go ahead. If nobody watched it, it would go away.
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-09-2012, 13:09:59
(http://hyperallergic.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AKWZ8.jpeg)
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 06-09-2012, 14:09:51
Brilliant!!
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Post by: DLFReporter on 06-09-2012, 14:09:25
I don't get it.
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-09-2012, 14:09:47
I don't get it.

It's the Christo Redentor, a giant statue of Jesus in Brazil.
The head is a "restored" fresco of Jesus done by a senile old lady.
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Post by: DLFReporter on 06-09-2012, 14:09:07
You'd have to be quite thick not to know what statue that is, but the part I don't get is the face. To me it looks like an Eskimo.
Is it a new meme?
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Post by: Biiviz on 06-09-2012, 15:09:50
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jesus-painting-620x362.jpg)
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Post by: DLFReporter on 06-09-2012, 15:09:18
Aaaaaah now things come together! Thx Biiviz.
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Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 06-09-2012, 15:09:38
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/30/OPweoIjX70KZMCwch9jYcg2.gif)

And now something completely unrelated:
Voyager (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwcJXUWXMTI&feature=player_embedded)
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Post by: RommelBr on 07-09-2012, 00:09:13
(http://hyperallergic.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AKWZ8.jpeg)

   The last time i went to the Cristo Redentor, i do not remember it being like this. Fucking restorers!!  ;D
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-09-2012, 01:09:46
(http://i.imgur.com/QMRIo.png)
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Post by: Turkish007 on 07-09-2012, 11:09:50
LOL  ;D
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Post by: Biiviz on 07-09-2012, 15:09:57
I don't get it. Is this a cancer joke or what?

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicbaaaaaaaaaalsinacup1.png)
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Post by: DLFReporter on 07-09-2012, 15:09:09
Seems like a testicular cancer joke.
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 08-09-2012, 12:09:35
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kasgdZce_Ds/T52atvoNLBI/AAAAAAAAAOE/iNPIx6Tgw9U/s1600/1285941671370.jpg)
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Post by: Turkish007 on 08-09-2012, 12:09:55
Troll physics  8)
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Post by: LHeureux on 08-09-2012, 15:09:35
Aaaaww yeah  8)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2012, 10:09:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU&feature=player_embedded

cant fucking stop laughing
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-09-2012, 10:09:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU&feature=player_embedded

cant fucking stop laughing
[20 06' 55''] <+Thorondor123> http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/104525/Lammas
[20 09' 54''] <+Flippy-Warbear> very funny to put jasper's scream on it
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-09-2012, 14:09:22
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1ydaiIt21ro5uz4.gif)

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Post by: Turkish007 on 09-09-2012, 14:09:54
Oppa gangnam style!  8)
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Post by: McCloskey on 09-09-2012, 15:09:49
god, I wonder what will be the next shit that goes viral like this one. the end of the world is extremely fucking nigh. ;D
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Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2012, 15:09:08
Good lord... it has reached Europe.

A Stuka will dive upon you all!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-09-2012, 15:09:42
Good lord... it has reached Europe.

A Stuka will dive upon you all!

Actually it's getting kinda old.
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Post by: TuscanGangster on 09-09-2012, 16:09:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cfOi5BdxW8
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Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2012, 17:09:28
A month is not considered old... jeez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-09-2012, 17:09:05
A month is not considered old... jeez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

It is in Internet time.
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Post by: Kelmola on 09-09-2012, 19:09:51
Good lord... it has reached Europe.

A Stuka will dive upon you all!
Was #1 at the Finnish download charts just a while ago. The local tabloids saw this as an excuse to post the original YouTube video on their front page, perpetuating the cycle.

Though the bassline is quite catchy, and since I've been known to listen trashy dance music... you know where this is leading, don't you?
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Post by: :| Hi on 10-09-2012, 04:09:41
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22zchGC9x1qbohddo1_400.gif)
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-09-2012, 04:09:30
(http://i.imgur.com/MvJYl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rrLsP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nqzjz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VSGCt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5dQCh.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Hw8e5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nQy89.gif)

Fake btw:
(http://i.imgur.com/C6nE2.jpg)
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Post by: :| Hi on 10-09-2012, 06:09:43
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ui6jzt3K1qh3ccoo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-09-2012, 16:09:24
Last Sunday, they did this in front of my office.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ2hFlLMBg4&feature=share
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2012, 18:09:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoHeWgLvlXI&feature=related

1,000,000,000,000 Frames/Second Photography

mother of god!
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Post by: :| Hi on 11-09-2012, 05:09:45
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwghbrtZ1E1qzy8xyo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwghbrtZ1E1qzy8xyo2_500.png)
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-09-2012, 13:09:03
I don't get it...?
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-09-2012, 15:09:44
I don't get it...?

A deal with death: You get an xbox, he takes a year from you.
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-09-2012, 15:09:15
holy... :o
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Post by: Kelmola on 11-09-2012, 19:09:52
Must be a cultural thing, I never heard Death doing that kind of deals.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-09-2012, 19:09:35
That skeleton cannot be be Death, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs ɪɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-09-2012, 20:09:31
(http://hugelol.com/i/14626.gif)

LOL! Chuck Norris ftw!  :D Slenderman got owned!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 11-09-2012, 20:09:38
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/019/2/e/swgtcg__hose_down_by_ukitakumuki-d4mzdaf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-09-2012, 20:09:51
I have always loved Star Wars. Especially Return of the Jedi.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-09-2012, 21:09:25
Loved the first movies


but i have a weakness for the Clone army :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 12-09-2012, 00:09:07
A Lesson On Patience (http://bitsandpieces.us/2012/05/09/a-lesson-on-patience/)  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 12-09-2012, 01:09:22
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7opxrnRwN1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7opxrnRwN1qewacoo2_r1_500.jpg)



(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rsl6z6Pi1qii7qjo1_500.png)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rsl6z6Pi1qii7qjo2_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-09-2012, 06:09:03
OMG. Best one ever.  :'( ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-09-2012, 06:09:15
250 years ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-09-2012, 08:09:39
9 lives eh?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 12-09-2012, 16:09:21
My friend made a great analogy about Java:

Some experts said that Java is great because it works on every OS. So does that mean that anal sex is great because it works on all genders?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-09-2012, 17:09:06
My friend made a great analogy about Java:

Some experts said that Java is great because it works on every OS. So does that mean that anal sex is great because it works on all genders?
If you are into it, sure it does.

Silly analogy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 12-09-2012, 18:09:58
This would probably go better if you knew how much the guy hates Java. And what a piece of crap it is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 12-09-2012, 18:09:03
My friend made a great analogy about Java:

Some experts said that Java is great because it works on every OS. So does that mean that anal sex is great because it works on all genders?
If you are into it, sure it does.

Silly analogy.

 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-09-2012, 18:09:37
My friend made a great analogy about Java:

Some experts said that Java is great because it works on every OS. So does that mean that anal sex is great because it works on all genders?
If you are into it, sure it does.

Silly analogy.

 8)

Giggity?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-09-2012, 18:09:55
My friend made a great analogy about Java:

Some experts said that Java is great because it works on every OS. So does that mean that anal sex is great because it works on all genders?
If you are into it, sure it does.

Silly analogy.

 8)
Don't you touch those animals!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-09-2012, 19:09:54
My friend made a great analogy about Java:

Some experts said that Java is great because it works on every OS. So does that mean that anal sex is great because it works on all genders?
If you are into it, sure it does.
(http://i.imgur.com/eBBS3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 12-09-2012, 19:09:02
I don´t even want to know.

And now a very old joke around here: Merkel, Obama and Putin are standing in the port of Hamburg. They are having a nice conversation and somehow the discussion starts revolving around submarines. Obama: "Our submarines are the best. Our crews can stay underwater for a month without having to come up from the water." Putin laughs: "That´s nothing! Our submarines are the best and can stay submerged for 2 months! Our crews can happily stay underwater for that time." Merkel says nothing. She only smiles slightly. Suddenly the water near their landing stage starts to swirl and a submarine comes up. A man opens the hatch: "Heil H****r, we need diesel!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-09-2012, 19:09:48
...Okay that was hilarious  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-09-2012, 20:09:38
Funnier if you say "a white bearded man"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-09-2012, 21:09:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSveYYTjChw


Dayum i have subscribed to this lass her channel for a while but
DAYUM
dem MOVES
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 12-09-2012, 22:09:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSveYYTjChw


Dayum i have subscribed to this lass her channel for a while but
DAYUM
dem MOVES

I threw up  a little.... :/

Anyway..
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5gq8fbEa1qar11oo1_400.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/IcqSj.gif)

Wanna feel small and insignificant?
The Known Universe by AMNH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=17jymDn0W6U). Great video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-09-2012, 12:09:44
(http://i.imgur.com/vOoNo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 14-09-2012, 19:09:28
Dog plays with death :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqZOqxk_xtI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 14-09-2012, 21:09:06
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/11/B4Q3p8ZoskeiCKW_tmCluQ2.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 15-09-2012, 06:09:04
I found this to be a pretty funny read, dunno if it's been posted before tho

http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm (http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-09-2012, 11:09:30
Stuff you know if you have an AK
You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.

Stopped reading right here ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 15-09-2012, 11:09:19
A bit exaggerated but the thing aint exactly a tack driver. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-09-2012, 11:09:38
Sounds like a load of old arse to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 15-09-2012, 16:09:22
Stuff you know if you have an AK
You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside.

Stopped reading right here ::)

I'm pretty sure the entire thing is supposed to be a little exaggerated and funny... unless of course mosins really are finished with low grade shellac and Olga's toenails. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-09-2012, 17:09:18
You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole.

always loved this one

here is a complication of the AR15vsAK47vsMosin meme

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2011/10/10/ar-15-v-s-ak-47-v-s-mosin-nagant/

Quote
AR15: Your bayonet will do an alright job of butchering your kill if needed.
AK47: The bayonet doubles as a decent hunting knife.
Mosin-Nagant: Your bayonet can be used to spit roast an entire pig.

True :p


Quote
AR15: You affix it to your rifle and use it as a dibble to plant tulip bulbs in the garden.
AK47: You affix it to your rifle and use it to trim low-hanging tree branches.
Mosin-Nagant: You affix it to your rifle, accidentally stab it into the ceiling and bring down a square foot of plaster

also true................


How bout some scandinavia and the world?

(http://satwcomic.com/art/Unlucky.jpg)

(http://satwcomic.com/art/core/bath-time.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-09-2012, 20:09:52
Interesting how Finns are portrayed as dark haired compared to the rest, even though we have the highest ratio of natural blondes per capita in the world.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 15-09-2012, 21:09:34
2nd time I read it, Viz. Never met a Finn that isn't blond too.

Anyway, how about saggy boobs?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-09-2012, 21:09:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKPmkRU-Bzs&feature=player_embedded

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-09-2012, 21:09:25
2nd time I read it, Viz. Never met a Finn that isn't blond too.

Anyway, how about saggy boobs?

I usually go for petite girls, so I wouldn't know. The one chick who was a bit saggy was German :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-09-2012, 23:09:01
they all become saggy eventually  ;D   

(http://satwcomic.com/art/girl-s-night.jpg)

gotta love the hat of finland....i read that the author gave the fins that hat in the comics on purpose, because fins absolutely NOT wear those type of hats  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-09-2012, 05:09:25
So they deliberately make Finns hipsters?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-09-2012, 10:09:32
So they deliberately make Finns hipsters?
super quiet, rarely talking, knife violince solving, Peru hat wearing hipsters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 16-09-2012, 11:09:55
I think that kind of hat is quite common for women to wear at fall/winter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 16-09-2012, 21:09:20
I didnt find this on the internet, I took both fotos on a trip to geneva about a month ago.

The first one belongs to the category wtf-signs. Can someone explain this to me?
(http://www.abload.de/img/p8140072rge56.jpg)

But the second definitely needs to be posted in this forum.

(http://www.abload.de/img/p81601619cdlv.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 16-09-2012, 21:09:34
Well that sign is pretty weird, but in reality that should be quite simple. Straight road, with things on left side, but because it's not safe to have people turn directly, they must first go right and then cross the road at 90 degree as it's safer. Then the road splits to 2 places.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-09-2012, 21:09:34
I didnt find this on the internet, I took both fotos on a trip to geneva about a month ago.

The first one belongs to the category wtf-signs. Can someone explain this to me?
(http://www.abload.de/img/p8140072rge56.jpg)
It means that you are not allowed to turn left from the road you are driving on.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img440/2938/90640280.jpg)

So rather than following the red route (bad) you take the green route (good). This way you don't have to wait for oncoming traffic at position 1, which would slow down traffic or even be dangerous.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 16-09-2012, 21:09:19
Can also mean that the bad road is a bridge with the other road going under it making it impossible to turn left directly. Saw this situation in France.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 16-09-2012, 23:09:48
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m274vxgUQZ1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-09-2012, 23:09:27
bringing up an old classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9MTGNaEXGM

RIP epic beard man!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-09-2012, 00:09:37
(http://www.riemurasia.net/sarjakuvat/fingerpori/fpf658.png)
"Curiosity killed the cat"
bringing up an old classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9MTGNaEXGM

RIP epic beard man!
Ivo Pešák
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: corsair89 on 17-09-2012, 03:09:36
So rather than following the red route (bad) you take the green route (good). This way you don't have to wait for oncoming traffic at position 1, which would slow down traffic or even be dangerous.


Thorondor got it quite right. Since the WTO is on a major road axis and right at a crossroads they probably don't want to stop the traffic going from the other side to let the workers going there turn left but instead, they should turn right, make a U-turn on the road coming from the right (crossroads is designed for it) and wait for the light going green and go along the cars joining this axis. In addition, people who went the wrong way can also use this crossroad to go back from where they came without doing a U-turn on the main axis.

But considering how those diplomatic guys working for all the UN offices down here drive, this crossroads is probably just a big mess at peak hour  ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 17-09-2012, 17:09:49
Speaking of confusing roadsigns, I have to post this. It will kind of make sense if you have the time for a longer look, but if you see it for the first time while in traffic....
(http://dickosbetting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Magic-Roundabout.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YWRbsHXLIzA/TVr6q60BQdI/AAAAAAAB7VA/n-CVXBT6smk/s1600/magic_roundabout_17.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 17-09-2012, 17:09:03
YO DAWG

I herd you liek roundabouts so we put some roundabouts on yo' roundabout so ya can roundabout while you roundabout
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 17-09-2012, 22:09:29
The mother of al round-a-bouts. And you have to remember to drive left for us non brittons
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-09-2012, 04:09:20
Perhaps because you guys rarely have u-turns, so the roundabout could serves that purpose.

Here in Indonesia, the stupidest problem is people short-cutting and city management allows too many u-turns in narrow roads. When they close the u-turn or put a no u-turn sign (only u-turn from the opposite direction allowed), people ignore it to save time to get to their destination. Here are people taking chances:

(http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pRVPHQNZJ1_1ux6Xz55iNrB5Gq0urm3gUTi49vbtspafL7fCNainZ8ZFj1bFStgibEkmLeVCFCNifqI0je8YH9A/IMG00063-20100524-1141.jpg)

(http://multiply.com/mu/daljono/image/3/photos/10/500x500/1/Dilarang-putar-balik.JPG?et=C7Ns2LSSPNYJzL1FrKpo9A&nmid=153081601)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-09-2012, 05:09:19
The second one is okay, the guy's on a bike and there is no car incomming, I wouldn't call that "taking a chance"  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-09-2012, 13:09:34
Speaking of confusing roadsigns, I have to post this. It will kind of make sense if you have the time for a longer look, but if you see it for the first time while in traffic....
http://dickosbetting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Magic-Roundabout.jpg (http://dickosbetting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Magic-Roundabout.jpg)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YWRbsHXLIzA/TVr6q60BQdI/AAAAAAAB7VA/n-CVXBT6smk/s1600/magic_roundabout_17.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YWRbsHXLIzA/TVr6q60BQdI/AAAAAAAB7VA/n-CVXBT6smk/s1600/magic_roundabout_17.jpg)
Lol Swindon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-09-2012, 15:09:37
why don't they just make one big roundabout instead of fitting 5 roundabouts in one bigger roundabout ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 18-09-2012, 16:09:05
Liam Neeson? Meh, Mel is the man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC8dSmNosLY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 18-09-2012, 18:09:06
why don't they just make one big roundabout instead of fitting 5 roundabouts in one bigger roundabout ???
I believe this, though confusing, should be able to service more vehicles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 19-09-2012, 12:09:20
The BEST XKCD comic ever!
I wasted so much time on this today! Awesome!  ;D ;D ;D
http://xkcd.com/1110/

Try to spot the Jellyfish watching telly or Gold 5. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-09-2012, 12:09:30
The BEST XKCD comic ever!
I wasted so much time on this today! Awesome!  ;D ;D ;D
http://xkcd.com/1110/


If you go straight up from the beginning, you'll find a hot air balloon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-09-2012, 13:09:00
The BEST XKCD comic ever!
I wasted so much time on this today! Awesome!  ;D ;D ;D
http://xkcd.com/1110/


If you go straight up from the beginning, you'll find a hot air balloon.

Man that's big! I found a Creeper chasing a random guy deep below the surface... Also there's a tank on the big bridge and some guy manning an AA cannon on the skyscraper. And yeah the lost X-Wing fighter!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-09-2012, 19:09:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiTE3tfe7qM&feature=player_embedded#!


gypsy lightsaber fight
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 19-09-2012, 22:09:53
Also theres a guy surfing on an airliner
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 19-09-2012, 23:09:33
Extremely funny play with commentary of Natural Selection 2

PART1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWT3CHTT6EA&list=SPmkgfnfw3UYZzMuBlToh-0r9hzXU37d_x&index=1&feature=plpp_video

PART2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA3r_oH3Ri0&list=SPmkgfnfw3UYZzMuBlToh-0r9hzXU37d_x&index=2&feature=plpp_video

PART3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXbmRP_SAfQ&list=SPmkgfnfw3UYZzMuBlToh-0r9hzXU37d_x&index=3&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-09-2012, 00:09:27
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-09-2012, 01:09:18
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/snl-bain-ad-parody (http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/snl-bain-ad-parody)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-09-2012, 13:09:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeGEwrjUXqg

Someone a fan of St. Louis Blues?

http://www.break.com/index/coca-cola-money-shot-2370629
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-09-2012, 18:09:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJN_8c_RKs&feature=g-all-u


und dats why PPSH>MP40

but why did he painted it for fuck sake..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-09-2012, 18:09:51
und dats why PPSH>MP40

Err. What? The video just shows him randomly spraying a couple of bottles of liquid at a range of 20 meters. That says absolutely nothing about anything.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 20-09-2012, 19:09:26
Fully-auto fire is overrated, anyway.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-09-2012, 19:09:25
Fully-auto fire is overrated, anyway.
Not with PPSH  ;D

PPSH>MP40   on everything basicly



Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 20-09-2012, 19:09:05
Not with PPSH  ;D
Went through full mags with the G36 on full-auto and it´s only fun the fist few times. Afterwards you realize how utterly useless it is and how accurate long-range semi-auto fire is much more satisfying. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-09-2012, 19:09:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyHQLyZUuM

amazing

simply amazing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 20-09-2012, 22:09:57
http://www.wimp.com/thepopinator/

so this is what science have become...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 21-09-2012, 05:09:21
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/daily_gifdump_224_07.gif?w=320&h=240)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 21-09-2012, 07:09:50
http://www.wimp.com/thepopinator/
so this is what science have become...

Ehm that's engineering. Not science. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 21-09-2012, 10:09:51
Star Wars Tie Fighter Animation (WIP)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-tBM2ZfncoU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 21-09-2012, 15:09:44
Star Wars Tie Fighter Animation (WIP)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-tBM2ZfncoU
If that's the work of a single otaku, he should be seeing a message on his personal IRL display "Achievement unlocked: Neckbeard God". Also, quite a nice solution there how to show the faces behind the Imperial helmets, would be hard to do in live-action that way :) Also, that two-minute clip is infinitely better than the entire run of the horrible Clone Wars animation (even though the music SHOULD have been from the movies tbh).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 21-09-2012, 17:09:54
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/daily_gifdump_224_07.gif?w=320&h=240)


hehe. I like this gif
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 21-09-2012, 18:09:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wmSbVZABss

Have anyone seen Jackboots On Whitehall?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 21-09-2012, 19:09:35
(http://i.imgur.com/F8UiV.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 21-09-2012, 21:09:47
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/diy_machine_gun.jpg)
"80 year old engineer from Hämeenlinna developed a machine gun from electric drill, with fire rate of 420 rpm. It fits caliber .22 ammunition.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-09-2012, 21:09:12
Cool! Wish I had a creative mind like this!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-09-2012, 22:09:57
^ Guess he's ready for the zombie apocalypse...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-09-2012, 22:09:30
80 year old guy=what do you mean the russians arent attacking anymore?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-09-2012, 23:09:00
Peace is not eternal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 22-09-2012, 00:09:40
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/204764-1/Taunting-bull-fail.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 22-09-2012, 12:09:13
^That idiot got what he deserved.  ;D

Anyway, a special delivery from WETA Workshops to Valve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LvZhRUsKNG4). Cute, I want one. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2012, 14:09:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcOi6npIsVc&feature=player_embedded


First it starts innocent

then we have terminator and Matrix scenarios
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 22-09-2012, 19:09:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdAavEOgKM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdAavEOgKM)
CoD kids meet real firearms, feat. FPSRussia.



WTF!?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2012, 19:09:29
"I got the most skill of any of the other gamers"
Yet you still need 5 shots with an M21 at close range?

Look at all these gamers....all shocked by the recoil of an actuall rifle. These guys should get an M44 carbine. or a mauser
or a STEYR STUTZEN M95/30
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 22-09-2012, 20:09:56
hrhr i remember my first time going hunting with bigger calibers.
i thought i was prepared for the recoil but it was just a shitload more then those puny .22 rifles
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 22-09-2012, 20:09:56
It's a pain in the ass to get a rifle in Germany as I heard. Is it really that funny if someone shoots a rifle for the first time and is surprised by the recoil? I mean 7.62x51mm is maybe not the right caliber to begin shooting from stance or did i get something wrong?
I know someone who owns a STG44 here in Germany. You bet how much paperwork and security checking he had to do in order to have the BKA giving the ok.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-09-2012, 21:09:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdAavEOgKM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdAavEOgKM)
CoD kids meet real firearms, feat. FPSRussia.



WTF!?

Nice concept looking forward to the next episode :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 22-09-2012, 21:09:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdAavEOgKM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdAavEOgKM)
CoD kids meet real firearms, feat. FPSRussia.



WTF!?

Nice concept looking forward to the next episode :)
There's similar one about BF3 out there.  Also called Controller iirc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-09-2012, 21:09:56
A highly interesting website for people who like like to drink, but don't want to get to many calories in there system.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-09-2012, 06:09:41
Most people I know who never shoot a real gun mimics Hollywood style of shooting. In that movie, almost every gun there doesn't have a recoil. They don't even use blanks FGS, just after effects editing.

My first was with some Czech made 9x19 mm pistol, the recoil is quite good IIRC, surely I can't one-handed aim it properly. It needs two hands for me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2012, 12:09:27
It's a pain in the ass to get a rifle in Germany as I heard. Is it really that funny if someone shoots a rifle for the first time and is surprised by the recoil? I mean 7.62x51mm is maybe not the right caliber to begin shooting from stance or did i get something wrong?
these guys have an improper stance, do not properly rest the rifle against there shoulders, do not use the trigger properly

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 23-09-2012, 13:09:25
^Someone should´ve taught them proper weapon handling before letting them play with the boomstick. But I guess seeing "pro gamers" struggling with live firearms is part of the show...

Anyway:
Got your brand new iPhone5 yet?  ;D
(http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/applestore.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2012, 15:09:58
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upotte!!

Da-fuq japan? no seriously DA-FUCK?


WHO the hell comes up with this?

"oh hey im gonna make a serie that puts firearms into an human form and they go to school"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-09-2012, 18:09:04
Coming from a guy who watched an anime about girls with ww2 plane legs that wouldn't wear pants and killed aliens?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 23-09-2012, 18:09:23
Well, Its Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_j2FHtxB6I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-09-2012, 18:09:13
Coming from a guy who watched an anime about girls with ww2 plane legs that wouldn't wear pants and killed aliens?
well that was entertaining and had some sense in it, but this just takes it to a whole new level
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 24-09-2012, 21:09:01
Are you man enough to watch this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HECa3bAFAYk&feature=fvwp

Good because after you see it, you manliness will simply melt away...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-09-2012, 21:09:55
Are you man enough to watch this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HECa3bAFAYk&feature=fvwp

Good because after you see it, you manliness will simply melt away...
i have a fluffy cat like that
really burns away all testostoron
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-09-2012, 22:09:38
testostoron
you didn't even try there
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-09-2012, 22:09:50
testostoron
you didn't even try there
nope.avi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkCwFkOZoOY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 25-09-2012, 14:09:01
(http://i50.tinypic.com/10fc8ap.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 25-09-2012, 15:09:48
Actually it's (iirc): I`m going to fuck your corpse's ass. (or something like that.) ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 25-09-2012, 15:09:34
(http://imageshack.us/a/img534/7073/zaedari.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-09-2012, 16:09:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgChGxjriIY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgChGxjriIY)
The music and the way he runs away makes it a lot funnier than what it should be...or something like that!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 25-09-2012, 17:09:28
What a jerk.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 25-09-2012, 19:09:42
(http://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/1/6/0/2/0/what-if-the-myth-about-jesus-started-like-the-jokes-about-chuck-norris-someone-took-.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 25-09-2012, 19:09:01
Philosoraptor has a point, as always ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-09-2012, 19:09:44
Chuck will be all over you for posting this....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 25-09-2012, 23:09:38
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404608_10151274080024155_291969354_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 26-09-2012, 01:09:45
Seatbelts are unnecessary, as proven by this Russian who walks away from the crash LIKE AN XBAWKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTXRRBhEDw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-09-2012, 13:09:04
This video is not available.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 26-09-2012, 14:09:18
Explore the ocean with Google Maps! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syWPIZt9B4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syWPIZt9B4)

Ooooooh!  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 26-09-2012, 14:09:36
This video is not available.
One of these should work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDS3C1dd0ys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIG1lLj86w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoYj2Lur2I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBwUwM5obPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3907eODycdE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-09-2012, 14:09:38
Thanks, the first one worked well for me :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-09-2012, 18:09:08
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404608_10151274080024155_291969354_n.jpg
That's just retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev07SGYzfZw

First comment D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 26-09-2012, 21:09:15
I can't buy English teabags anymore, they make me think of Kate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-09-2012, 02:09:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMsLArefSOw

Apple 5!

Man, gotta stop staring down on nuts. This one takes the price.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 27-09-2012, 15:09:40
Troll Science actually works: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXMTzMQWjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXMTzMQWjo)

Mythbusters proofed it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-09-2012, 18:09:47
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404608_10151274080024155_291969354_n.jpg
That's just retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev07SGYzfZw

First comment D:

top comment sais it all
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 27-09-2012, 19:09:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMsLArefSOw

Apple 5!

Man, gotta stop staring down on nuts. This one takes the price.
:o :o :o

Edit: Atleast she IS smart, by avoiding internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 27-09-2012, 19:09:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMsLArefSOw

Apple 5!

Man, gotta stop staring down on nuts. This one takes the price.
:o :o :o

Edit: Atleast she IS smart, by avoiding internet.

Mmmm Apple Pie, delicious!

Oh you mean Apple Five?

Who the hell cares about that "slightly improved" version of the previous on?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-09-2012, 00:09:37
Is it St. Crispin's Day already?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCU87YTyl3M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-09-2012, 15:09:52
A death scene from Turkish movie 'Kareteci Kız 1973'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6Cw_3q1Pg&feature=g-all-xit

One of the most creative way to depict gun shot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-09-2012, 21:09:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRtyqK4nbVU

The Shining - The Sitcom (Seinfeld Style)

HAH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1GJO5n7wxM

random whaaa

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=695_1348595947

She got served after her own stupidity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 28-09-2012, 23:09:04
Czech president Klaus being shot at with an airsoft gun. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OeiyqPARh64#!) Briliant reactions by all people standing around, especially Klaus himself and his attendants. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 29-09-2012, 20:09:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKvYDpmSX2Y wuuuuuut
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 30-09-2012, 00:09:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKvYDpmSX2Y wuuuuuut

I love the end most when he examines her hands to find out that they're smaller than his, being much more suitable to clean the spots difficult to access. Though 'I'll cook for you once, after that it is your turn' isn't bad either.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 30-09-2012, 01:09:15
I think we found Schneider.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 30-09-2012, 08:09:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw  ::)

Damn norwegians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-09-2012, 14:09:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4
Conan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 30-09-2012, 21:09:28
http://youtu.be/NvgEx1g9dW4

enter the freeman
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 01-10-2012, 07:10:52
Holy shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFp1E6Rgwc
That guy was waaaay fucking low  ;D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3oZP2tEbH4&feature=youtu.be

A little more A-10 footage
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-10-2012, 22:10:38
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19776925
Cars can fly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-10-2012, 22:10:19
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19776925
Cars can fly.
ME MUST GO! PEOPLE NEED ME
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-10-2012, 11:10:42
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1060121003.jpg)

Edit: Yeah... so I had to delete a religious rant that included plain insults.

Quod erat demonstrandum.


Edit 2: Because the latest reply was just to funny:
Truth hurts doesn't it you little communist Finnish fuck. It's too bad the Russians didn't finish invading you and show what communism is, after killing your family of course.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-10-2012, 16:10:40
Lord Jesus save us all!

We have a hater that is probably a Christian here, how ironic. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2012, 17:10:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GYSg_DudpQ&t=1m15s

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

HOUSE CRASHES INTO YOU

I fucking CANT stop laughing XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 02-10-2012, 18:10:28
Lord Jesus save us all!

We have a hater that is probably a Christian here, how ironic. ;D
Christian compassion and tolerance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZuowNcuGsc&feature=g-vrec), great, just great.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 02-10-2012, 18:10:38
I like your Christ, but I don't like your christians - Mahatma Gandhi.

anyway, americans tend to forget: Soviet Union (+ satellites), China, North Korea... are not communist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 02-10-2012, 20:10:51
I like your Christ, but I don't like your christians - Mahatma Gandhi.

anyway, americans tend to forget: Soviet Union (+ satellites), China, North Korea... are not communist.

 Most of the political propaganda in the US says "oh watch out, these commies are going to skin you alive"
IIRC politicians still call them communist as well. Its not what they actually are, but what has been "indoctrinated" so to speak, into the American people
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 02-10-2012, 20:10:54
I like your Christ, but I don't like your christians - Mahatma Gandhi.

anyway, americans tend to forget: Soviet Union (+ satellites), China, North Korea... are not communist.

 Most of the political propaganda in the US says "oh watch out, these commies are going to skin you alive"
IIRC politicians still call them communist as well. Its not what they actually are, but what has been "indoctrinated" so to speak, into the American people

I accidentally missed one word... "Some" in front of "Americans".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 02-10-2012, 20:10:17
IIRC politicians still call them communist as well.
To be fair, Soviets, Chinese and North Koreans call themselves communists as well...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2012, 21:10:25
Communists
capitalist

Capitalism have been brainwashing us for decades telling us communism is bad
yet the folks behind capitalism themselves are equal bad people as the guys behind communism
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 02-10-2012, 21:10:42
Communists
capitalist

Capitalism have been brainwashing us for decades telling us communism is bad
yet the folks behind capitalism themselves are equal bad people as the guys behind communism

If there has been a like button on this forum, I'd have been clicked it.

Its stupid to compare communism to capitalism; when they both have deviated from their principles so far.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 02-10-2012, 21:10:12
Communists
capitalist

Capitalism have been brainwashing us for decades telling us communism is bad
yet the folks behind capitalism themselves are equal bad people as the guys behind communism

Ain't that cute.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2012, 21:10:06
thanks(i think you are not being sarcastic this time ;) )

now let us all bury the topic of politics and religion
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-10-2012, 21:10:45
edit: too late, already posted.


Tell me more about your experiences in communist (or even socialist) countries...  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-10-2012, 22:10:46
From what i heard from the older persons, the youth says that there country all sufferd under communism yet they never lived in that era.

And i have talked to polaks, Ukranians, czechs and russians about this subject. And they replied that it wassent so bad as people imply it was. We had this discussion before and you instant backfired on me with "you dint lived there so you cant know it"

Here is what i heard from older people living in my country. Hundreds and hundreds instantly losing there jobs because the company made 50 million franc profit instead of the projected 60 million.

Hundreds getting fired because the factories all move to a new, cheaper location. People putting there money on the bank, losing it. People investing in investments wich the bank promised would be safe. Only to see there hard earned cash gone in thin air.

Banks offering loans to people who cant afford to pay them back. Or giving out cheap loans and suddently increasing intrerest.
Guys in fancy suits, earning huge summes of money, getting a HUGE fat bonus. While the company workers get a minimum paycheck and the company ITSELF is on the verge of bankruptcy

All of these high people get AWAY with this, and ALL of these regular people have NOTHING to say about it.



For what? so called "Freedom"? oh ye sure i can go out on the street and shout=FUCK you king! FUCK YOU GOVERMENT!


The grass aint greener on the other side ..

ALL politics are evil. END of discussion
time to go back ontopic.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppGXF8_OvCc

BIRDWALK EMPIRE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-10-2012, 22:10:56
Where's the hahaha fun stuff?

Edit: There it is. Good boy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-10-2012, 23:10:22
(http://www.loler.me/storage/4/1349196137.jpg)


Laughing my ass off
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 02-10-2012, 23:10:31
^ You posted it as soon as I shared it with ya :P

Stealer!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-10-2012, 00:10:35
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6k3llH5L1r3k73wo1_400.png)

For those who had seen Fist of the North Star  ;D
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mazlh5JpFh1r8dl06o1_500.jpg)

Credit to the last one goes to some anon
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2012, 00:10:54
(http://www.loler.me/storage/4/1349196137.jpg)


Laughing my ass off
STAND AND FIGHT!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-10-2012, 00:10:24
This thread fell into a deep pit of stupidity in a record time.

My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGHorPRWx8I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2012, 19:10:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GERkAnxuMrk


back then when the simpsons where funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 03-10-2012, 20:10:06
The Simpsons? Where?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 03-10-2012, 22:10:22
(http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/bc4fbcb2320d1442b3c1088796eb3702.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 03-10-2012, 23:10:30
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6k3llH5L1r3k73wo1_400.png)


Reminds me of the best copypasta ever.

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/353/337/24d.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 04-10-2012, 00:10:59
Gorilla warfare!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 04-10-2012, 00:10:33
Those monkeys have a mean punch. An entire division of them is worse.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 04-10-2012, 03:10:00
http://youtu.be/uVqVQC8D2lI who would have thought you actually needed coke as an ingredient
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-10-2012, 15:10:11
(http://i.imgur.com/vpWUB.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-10-2012, 17:10:43
We should create this whole set of word cards for TheTA0, who lives mind bogglingly 11,395 km closer to the capital city of the language's spawn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-10-2012, 19:10:46
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/S7OQjASZIsI/AAAAAAAAGyg/efjoN0B5xbY/s1600/grammar-nazi2.jpg)

Girl got suspended in school for wearing this (new york)
(http://static0.hln.be/static/photo/2012/0/4/12/20121004154756/media_xll_5215842.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-10-2012, 01:10:45
I see what you did there:

(http://weblog.sinteur.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/brand-reversioning-pepsi-coke-logo-590x327.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-10-2012, 10:10:45
Such a classy t-shirt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 05-10-2012, 17:10:02
dunno if posted before, but http://www.photoshoptroll.com/nyc-trip/

endless photoshop trollingz!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-10-2012, 00:10:40
Collection of "The fuck is wrong with you Japan?"-images.

http://imgur.com/a/M5LZn

Enjoy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 06-10-2012, 00:10:16
Before anyone asks, yes you can make instruments out of vegetables.

How do I know this?
I watched a japanese guy do it on youtube.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-10-2012, 07:10:38
Collection of "The fuck is wrong with you Japan?"-images.

http://imgur.com/a/M5LZn

Enjoy.

Some of them are in China, mostly. Oh well, you know we all look similar  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-10-2012, 13:10:59
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20120907.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 06-10-2012, 14:10:06
(http://i.imgur.com/FugkG.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-10-2012, 16:10:15
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20120907.jpg)
Now that just raises more question than it answers! How did that pig end up in such situation in the first place!?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 06-10-2012, 16:10:20
Quote from: Biiviz link=top ic=16811.msg275209#msg275209 date=1349521559
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20120907.jpg)
Now that just raises more question than it answers! How did that pig end up in such situation in the first place!?
bamboo grows right through stuff. It was a violent way to execute people in china. So this pig is executed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 06-10-2012, 17:10:18
But they're in scotland?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-10-2012, 17:10:12
Indeed. Even more questions!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-10-2012, 17:10:32
I'm assuming it happened the same way as this:

(http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Flying-Goat-389.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-10-2012, 19:10:25
EU: Removed.  Non-historical swastikas etc.

NOW THIS is a movie i wanna see!
GO ZOMBIE JESUS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 06-10-2012, 19:10:15
But they're in scotland?
Age of Empires II, dude. They started out as scotland, but the random generated map chose an asian map  8)

Anyways, more awesome comes out of SFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J29aiJSHNv4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2QA2lheWkQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 06-10-2012, 20:10:09
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20120907.jpg)

Actually, the "bagpipe" depicted in the cartoon is missing a blowpipe, it also has too many drones (I am assuming that the picture is supposed to allegorize a Great Highland Bagpipe). And, most important, the bag itself is not airtight, for the pigs mouth is open. On top I hypothesise that there are no reeds in the bamboo sticks. And last but not least this "bagpipe" is missing important component; the chanter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 06-10-2012, 21:10:00

Actually, the "bagpipe" depicted in the cartoon is missing a blowpipe, it also has too many drones (I am assuming that the picture is supposed to allegorize a Great Highland Bagpipe). And, most important, the bag itself is not airtight, for the pigs mouth is open. On top I hypothesise that there are no reeds in the bamboo sticks. And last but not least this "bagpipe" is missing important component; the chanter.

You must be a hoot at parties.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 07-10-2012, 15:10:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fuHzC9aTik&feature=g-vrec Science is FUN!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2012, 19:10:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACkmNvDGE3U

AR-15: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Mosin Nagant: WHAT ?!?!?!
AR-15: 'silence'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-10-2012, 22:10:17
skyrim poop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8krWnU0uQ&list=PLD45F47067D6FD4FC&feature=g-all-a
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-10-2012, 22:10:40
(http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/d497c7f00dda11e2adac22000a1cf586_7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-10-2012, 23:10:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAzzbrFgcUw&feature=g-high-lik

HOLY fucking batshit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 08-10-2012, 16:10:00
(http://i.imgur.com/q5O6W.jpg)

I lol'd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-10-2012, 16:10:15
London Underground is serious buisiness: http://imgur.com/a/lUWTG (http://imgur.com/a/lUWTG)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-10-2012, 17:10:47
http://www.orschlurch.net/2012/09/30/gangnam-han-solo-style/

You cant kill it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 08-10-2012, 22:10:54
You cant watch it only once!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-10-2012, 17:10:16
The crotch is strong in this one

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5556982_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 09-10-2012, 18:10:49
Why is that on 9gag....

Anyways:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcQHtWzRP-E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-10-2012, 19:10:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAzzbrFgcUw&feature=g-high-lik

HOLY fucking batshit!
i was there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(http://tanasinn.info/images/6/66/POLAND_-_CANNOT_INTO_SPACE.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Natty on 09-10-2012, 23:10:11
LOL

http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/modern-warfare-2-map-taken-offline-after-religious-text-discovery/

"Gamers found Islamic text around a painting in one of the bathrooms on the Favela map, which is an issue because holy Islamic texts are never to be placed in a bathroom as it is deemed an unclean environment"

but knifing people in the face is ok?

 ;D ;D ;D  aaahhh..... gamers.  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-10-2012, 23:10:16
rather Islamic fundamentalist then gamers ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-10-2012, 02:10:38
Hitlers favorite joke to tell. Quite good, IMO :P.

“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.

“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.

“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 10-10-2012, 13:10:55
Why is that on 9gag....

Anyways:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcQHtWzRP-E
Because 9gag is full of young people who are open to homosexuality, the only good side of 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 10-10-2012, 17:10:37
I didn't even notice the signs. lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-10-2012, 17:10:26
http://i.imgur.com/q5O6W.jpg
I lol'd

Brilliant ads are brilliant!

(http://www.genx40.com/images/2007g/snad.JPG)

(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/161hisandherrs.jpg/)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img715/8783/301oddshapedballs.jpg)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img713/3825/511northkorea.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-10-2012, 21:10:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZOUsqK8uSbk#!

Holy SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 11-10-2012, 01:10:05
Hitlers favorite joke to tell. Quite good, IMO :P.

“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.

“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.

“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“


Popular joke from 1944:

(activate Theta grammar)

Berlin is the city of warehouses. - Here were houses and there were houses.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Schneider on 11-10-2012, 02:10:43
I think we found Schneider.

Well, it came pretty close to my personal sanity levels, that's for sure.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 11-10-2012, 02:10:03
Hitlers favorite joke to tell. Quite good, IMO :P.

“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.

“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.

“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“


Popular joke from 1944:

(activate Theta grammar)

Berlin is the city of warehouses. - Here were houses and there were houses.

"Berlin is the perfect headquarter, soon you can take the tram from east to west front."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-10-2012, 15:10:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YmwKjiS0DQ

Probably fake but still funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgcwIhEkL0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 12-10-2012, 01:10:27
Sorry for 9gagging but this was good.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5572354_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 12-10-2012, 02:10:48
Nice one
(http://thesecularity.com/download/file.php?id=7457)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 12-10-2012, 02:10:01
I knew where it was going right at #3, clever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 12-10-2012, 07:10:48
And it wasnt funny.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-10-2012, 08:10:08
I knew where it was going right at #3, clever.

The standard differs nowadays, if He returned to mortal world, He would probably be handing over leaflets or going around asking donations. Back then, being homeless preacher is quite that bad, but the lesson being humility, the message kinda get across.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-10-2012, 09:10:43
I must save that one. Bravo!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 12-10-2012, 11:10:09
What Jesus got to do with Anti-Wealth ? Dude was showered with gifts by the three kings at birth. Didn't read in the Bible J&M gave it away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-10-2012, 12:10:48
What Jesus got to do with Anti-Wealth ? Dude was showered with gifts by the three kings at birth. Didn't read in the Bible J&M gave it away.

Well, you got to read Luke 18:25
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-10-2012, 13:10:17
For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.



This is most probably a repost but it's quite fitting nevertheless:
(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/files/2012/02/what-would-jesus-not-do-600x439.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 12-10-2012, 14:10:02
Hasn't a rich texan already built himself a huge needle where he sent a camel through it's eye? ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 12-10-2012, 16:10:31
Jesus did not mean that being wealthy was not bad as such. Valuing material things above all so that wealth was no longer the means to an end but an end itself, money had in effect become a god to be worshipped, now that was bad. Note that he says the metaphor to the rich man knowing that he would never give up even a fraction of his wealth, thus setting him up as an example of a man who gathers wealth only for the sake of wealth, not for what it actually brings to him. The man was still not happy with all his wealth, but he would still keep it even if it did not bring him any happiness. Even if he had become happy by becoming a disciple of Jesus, he would not have done it because it would have meant abandoning his wealth.

That being said, I bet that the most ardent and vocal fundamentalists are the most unhappy lot of all. They are so insecure in their faith that they must constantly police one another and point out how bad those other "sinners" are. They want to control others, yet are incapable of controlling themselves, and most importantly, incapable of admitting that. The central theme of Jesus's teachings was that Man is doomed to fail whatever boundaries - be it Mosaic law or secular legislation - he sets himself. Only by accepting that and learning to first forgive one self can one achieve mercy in the eyes of God. Had they truly found peace in Jesus, they would not be so clearly angry and bitter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: G.Drew on 14-10-2012, 22:10:56
(http://i.imgur.com/YB8iS.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 14-10-2012, 22:10:08
Saw that one coming, miles away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 14-10-2012, 22:10:09
Saw that one coming, miles away.

(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1313514701975.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 14-10-2012, 22:10:54
"Hello, my name is Felix Baumgärtner and this is Jackass"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 14-10-2012, 23:10:03
Felix Baumgärtner jumping gif
combined with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCDKJQ3Z8bU
Do It!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-10-2012, 23:10:23
GIF time?
GIF time

(http://img2.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-thimbles-367532.gif)
(http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-matrix-gangnam-style-368411.gif)
(http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-car-train-move-372024.gif)
WE MUST PUSH LITTLE CART
(http://img8.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-crash-bike-car-372028.gif)
This guy survived thanks to this car!
(http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-office-acrobat-fail-370957.gif)
He came
(http://img6.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-car-race-win-374836.gif)
(http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-crash-like-a-boss-truck-373813.gif)
(http://img2.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-show-fat-people-grace-373372.gif)
(http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-football-goal-fisherman-382547.gif)
(http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-bear-drunk-woods-379364.gif)
Flippy you been drinking again?
(http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/army-rocket-shot-gif-384617.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-10-2012, 01:10:44
Oh man the football/soccer one was epic  ;D

And the one with the car overtaking the other by jumping over it was so fluid and glorious  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 15-10-2012, 01:10:06
The car one makes me think of things I've done in my M3 stuart on WoT  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 15-10-2012, 04:10:35
Request of a pic that made me laugh a long time ago. Story of a game that flew alone in a commercial air flight, and the pilot was blaring Iron Maiden in the speakers and keep asking.

Are you ready to fly mother fucker?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 15-10-2012, 11:10:51
A long time ago? I believe that happened like 2 weeks ago and was on Reddit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 15-10-2012, 11:10:43
A long time ago? I believe that happened like 2 weeks ago and was on Reddit.

Internet time Fuchs, Internet time.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 15-10-2012, 17:10:38
Only belgians will get it ;)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsoXOlejXJdGrjHjNfLGqaQhcsFHnn4wkzjFOHdqCmmFABM8Kr3g)
(http://s7.gva.be/imgpath/assets_img_gvl/2012/10/14/2391587/de-wever-zet-die-plaat-af-video_5_460x0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-10-2012, 17:10:14
I bet the two of you are highly amused ;d
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-10-2012, 17:10:10
Bart strikes again!!

Sadly, this goes the same for me, in poor Somersograd...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2012, 17:10:05
(http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1331989160501290995.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/4262167285_085dbbd629.jpg)
(http://us2.memecdn.com/belgium_c_155096.jpg)
These things pop up everywhere lately :/
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/28182230.jpg)
This one is so fucking true

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 15-10-2012, 17:10:40
darn right that's a meme :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-10-2012, 17:10:49
(http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1331989160501290995.jpg)
Same in French speaking countries and provinces  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2012, 17:10:03
Yeah but also us Flemish folks who speak dutch can call our grandmother"meme"


One way to troll Flemish biased Flemish people

"You are french"
*NO WE ARE NOT! WE ARE DUTCH SPEAKING ARYAN FLEMISH PEOPLE

Then you answer=
-Chauffage,mazout, sacoche, perte-totale,puree,charlatan, das geen "AVANCE", gazet,charmant..

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-10-2012, 19:10:24
Then you answer=
-Chauffage,mazout, sacoche, perte-totale,puree,charlatan, das geen "AVANCE", gazet,charmant..

alle "chaance", ambriage, freine, vitesse, tis een merde...the list goes on and on.

Oh, real french (or at least Norman French) say fioul these days to mazout.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2012, 19:10:51
walloons often use mazout  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-10-2012, 19:10:11
Kaks' hämäläistä oli lährösä puumettää. Sinne kulkiesa toine sanos toiselle, että "multa tippu viimesuvena puukko tän ahteen tykö."

Miehe tekiväp koko päivä hommia ja ku tuli kotiolährö aika niin sitä samaa ahretta ylös kulkiessa toinen tokas "Jaa puukkos hävitit?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-10-2012, 19:10:22
Thorondor qui post en finnois maintenant   ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2012, 19:10:01
awel daar verston ik dus gien KLOETEN van
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 15-10-2012, 19:10:54
Thorondor spinnst.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-10-2012, 20:10:32
This thread is so full of shit. Lemme lock it, puh-lease?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-10-2012, 20:10:10
This thread is so full of shit. Lemme lock it, puh-lease?
Don't please, I beg you  :'(

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3512/3229879801_c56e8a0dab.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-10-2012, 20:10:02
Google gives something that includes a knife with fungus on it

@VonMudra: it has to be: Thorondor spinnt. I hope what's left of my German has served us

@Thorondor: you call that homework?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 15-10-2012, 20:10:22
Ack, you're right.


Also, here:

(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5513/yhmmrbaguegr9bfmscaqdq2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 15-10-2012, 20:10:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=brBtabGcAv8#!

Don´t ask for any sense behind this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-10-2012, 22:10:43
Holy GIF dump:

(http://i.imgur.com/vFnd2.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/5PlgF.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/DGvRr.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/EqAqR.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/aQhbk.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/sB7lE.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Nshwr.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/YlUYZ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: 69rat on 16-10-2012, 04:10:56
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

some funny shit on here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-10-2012, 12:10:49
The Game Station meets liquid nitrogen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtb3dWDRqw0

I like how they froze whatever people on twitter suggested. And people suggested HuskyStarcraft... Watch the video to see if it actually happened!

Spoiler: It did. At ~7:25
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 16-10-2012, 15:10:49
thats a huge bra
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 16-10-2012, 15:10:12
http://youtu.be/v55rxGAoQPA
BADADADAAA!

http://youtu.be/v55rxGAoQPA
So true

http://youtu.be/Zcdd5wUwubE
HL meets Portal

http://youtu.be/eU0dgjon10U
Basically all his vids are funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-10-2012, 17:10:55
thats a huge bra
still hot nerd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 16-10-2012, 17:10:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-10-2012, 22:10:08
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/65504_370586353026236_1176162275_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 17-10-2012, 00:10:53
thats a huge bra
still hot nerd

i trough I just said that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-10-2012, 00:10:20
http://youtu.be/v55rxGAoQPA
BADADADAAA!

http://youtu.be/v55rxGAoQPA
So true

Those two are the same.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 17-10-2012, 01:10:01
http://youtu.be/ALbQQzePzt4 here's the one ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-10-2012, 02:10:54
(http://i.imgur.com/CMZgb.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/6ykAd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-10-2012, 05:10:59
Flippy's Tamrielic Ancestors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-CS8L_8LBk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=5L3DMJB8yGM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kwiot on 17-10-2012, 10:10:19
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2012/10/4d7be371529c5559cd425f3534e2afe3.gif?1350391789)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-10-2012, 18:10:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM&feature=relmfu


Quite good
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-10-2012, 19:10:18
Yeah, I love the series!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-10-2012, 19:10:31
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblebbonR51ru18efo1_500.jpg)


Annnnd

A german guy failing to jump into an iced over pool. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 17-10-2012, 20:10:18
HAhahahaa! oh well, he tried :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-10-2012, 00:10:55
Warning, something not funny but to share :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=03X7GSniVrc

Warning brutal scenes

Everything happened in Karaganda, Kazachstan

Apearently 41 year old owner of an old but powerfull mercedes went on an ordinary travel through the streets of his town...

AFAIK: the guy crossing the street paid of with broken legs, there was a family of 4 in the last car that he hit, thankfully everybody survived the only fatality is the driver of that mercedes

Karma took care of the scum.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 18-10-2012, 00:10:52
WTF viral marketing campaign of the upcoming reboot of Carmageddon franchise?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 18-10-2012, 01:10:20
AFAIK: the guy crossing the street paid of with broken legs, there was a family of 4 in the last car that he hit, thankfully everybody survived the only fatality is the driver of that mercedes

Karma took care of the scum.

Love a happy ending, glad none of the pedestrians were killed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 18-10-2012, 05:10:32
(http://i.imgur.com/caSDN.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-10-2012, 12:10:49
hoarders in skyrim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcx6UbMCtfI&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 18-10-2012, 12:10:16
That Hoarder was funny! :)
This video is also pure gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxkHM4DUDKM&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-10-2012, 21:10:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NfviVIe9kOo

Meanwhile in germany
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 18-10-2012, 21:10:41
Is it a bird? Is it a prane?  :D  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-10-2012, 21:10:03
Christopher Walken and Morgan Freeman play Borderlands 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI_RztFqmcA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 18-10-2012, 22:10:49
Is it a bird? Is it a prane?  :D  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451)
Wingsuits are awesome!

http://youtu.be/3Cs-zZ0Qu5Y
http://youtu.be/jLWnS3gFJoM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 18-10-2012, 23:10:51
Wtf did he have on board?
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/17/14514429-syrian-helicopter-reportedly-downed-by-rebels-over-idlib?lite
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-10-2012, 23:10:58
Fuel and ammo?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-10-2012, 23:10:27
Is it a bird? Is it a prane?  :D  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451)

"Recommended for your pleasure: "Sold as a Sex Slave"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 19-10-2012, 01:10:18
Is it a bird? Is it a prane?  :D  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19988451)

"Recommended for your pleasure: "Sold as a Sex Slave"

(http://imageshack.us/a/img716/2797/whatchatalkinabout.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-10-2012, 01:10:05

"Recommended for your pleasure: "Sold as a Sex Slave"

[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img716/2797/whatchatalkinabout.jpg[/img

In the corner, there are other articles listed, one about sex slavery was listed first.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 19-10-2012, 02:10:54
Wtf did he have on board?
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/17/14514429-syrian-helicopter-reportedly-downed-by-rebels-over-idlib?lite

Fuel and ammo?

There is a report from September that the syrian army changed tactics. Its being told that they drop oil barrels (Barmeel) filled with explosives, oil and metal shards. They simply open the tailboard and roll these barrels out. These bombs are supposed to be cheaper and more efficient than conventional cluster bombs and other weapons, especially in urban combat and narrow streets.

So, I wonder whether this was caused by such a barrel. While you drop it onto some cityblock below, you make a good target. And if such helicopter starts coasting freely, some unsecured barrels might fly around in the cargo bay, causing some headache for the crew. But I'm just guessing. However this explosion appeared strange.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 19-10-2012, 03:10:39
However this explosion appeared strange.

Exactly, ive never seen that from a normal fuel load out in sealed tanks. If they were carying barrels of it that makes more sense. 

Fuel and ammo?

Unless hes carrying napalm? Assuming you meant ordnance.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-10-2012, 03:10:52
Gjermund the cat eating dinner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_qanhQtsQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3avv4AUJ3Oo&feature=relmfu

And dessert, which he didnt like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUGJ6GmW7SU&feature=plcp

This is a cat my sister was babysitting. His sounds are hilarious!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 19-10-2012, 03:10:03
Wow his meows are powerfull and trashy  ;D

EDIT : Contributing to the thread too with the isafebags!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C46mJYGkwoo

Be always safe with those bags!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-10-2012, 04:10:25
My cats don't make that "rararar" noise when they eat. My cat felix, however, acts like he is an Italian opera star. I'll try to get some footage for you guys tomorrow.

I've been playing L4D2 and my friends always hear him in the background  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 19-10-2012, 15:10:00
I remember reading over here a joke about russians and a finnish sniper, but I cant remeber what it was about, anyone knows it? or any military joke for that matter? xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-10-2012, 15:10:40
You're probably thinking of Simo Häyhä
His wiki can be found Here. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4)

700 russians in about under 100 days, cray dude
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 19-10-2012, 16:10:53
no but I recall reading something like that in the form of a joke, or was it just  tons of russians dieing needlessly, i cant remeber. im looking for a good military based joke and that one made me laught  xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 19-10-2012, 16:10:33
I experienced a 5.3 earthquake today, at first I kinda panicked, but then I got relaxed because the adrenaline rush... :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-10-2012, 17:10:37
For those of you Halo fans that are awaiting Halo 4 and havn't heard about the Forward Unto Dawn mini-series, here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJVgXBfSH8&feature=relmfu


They just released episode three today and it is totally spot on. For you sci-fi guys, check it out, only a budget of $10 mil, but its exceptional. Shit just hit the fan in Ep3, I love it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-10-2012, 17:10:46
no but I recall reading something like that in the form of a joke, or was it just  tons of russians dieing needlessly, i cant remeber. im looking for a good military based joke and that one made me laught  xD
i know it, im typing it

Not sure if it is typed correctly


During the winter war, a large group of russian soldiers find themself in snowy hills. On the other side of the hill, they hear a finnish soldier shouting=ONE FIN IS WORTH 2 RUSSIANS

Show him what we are worth! you 2 men go and attack! Says the commisar
The 2 men crawl over the hill, a gunbattle ensues. And then after a while, they hear the finnish soldier again
"ONE FIN IS WORTH 10 RUSSIANS

"Do not LET UP COMERADES! Starshina! Take 9 men and attack that dog!

So the 10 russians crawl over the hill, gunfire is heard, aswel as grenades exploding.
Again nothing but silince. But the same finnish soldier again=ONE FIN IS WORTH 25 RUSSIANS!

THATS it! EVERYONE ATTACK!
And 50 russian soldiers, exept the commisar, go over the hill to attack. And a HUGE battle ensues, gunfire, explosions, screams of death

And one heavily wounded russian soldier crawls back over the hill
"DONT SEND ANYMORE MEN! ITS AN AMBUSH! THEY HAVE BEEN LIEING OF THERE STRENGHT!!"
*how many soldiers do they have Private?"
"They are with 2!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 19-10-2012, 18:10:22
no but I recall reading something like that in the form of a joke, or was it just  tons of russians dieing needlessly, i cant remeber. im looking for a good military based joke and that one made me laught  xD

Here's one military joke:

The Swedish-Finnish border on the Tornio river. A Swedish soldier sees a Finnish soldier on the other side of the river guarding just as he is. He wants to know what kind of a soldier he is.

The Swede wants to know if he is a paratrooper. The soldier lifts up his hands, then slowly lowers them and waves his fingers in the process. The Finn looks and shakes his head.

What if he is a marine? The Swede does a swimming motion with his hands. The Finn shakes his head again.

Is he an anti tank man? Now the Swede lifts his fist up in a fast motion. The Finn watches him, turns around and walks away.

Back on the Finnish side, the soldier leaves his guard post and goes to his commanding officer.
'Sir, I don't want to be on guard duty anymore' he says. The CO wants to know why. Is he a traitor? A coward?

The Finn answers 'No, but there is a Swede on the other side of the river telling me that once the night falls, he'll swim across the river and put his fist up in my ass!'

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 19-10-2012, 18:10:23
I experienced a 5.3 earthquake today, at first I kinda panicked, but then I got relaxed because the adrenaline rush... :D


  We just had a 4.5 one in Maine a couple days back.  Being a rural state and all...Not much happened.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8k_PbyQn36Nwyuiz3ZKjnDRZm0Dumf4aC2sAermzggcLO9gKN)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-10-2012, 18:10:42
As a Californian living on a fault line, I always found it pretty funny how the folks in D.C. freaked out over their single big earthquake this year or last when it wasn't big at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 19-10-2012, 19:10:14
http://www.brainblog.to/item/2012/10/der-ultimative-filmtod

BEST MOVIE DEATH EVER ! ! !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 19-10-2012, 19:10:30
Nonedited? :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-10-2012, 19:10:02
http://youtu.be/DkvyfUVcBtI

Not sure if serious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-10-2012, 20:10:05
Wow his meows are powerfull and trashy  ;D

EDIT : Contributing to the thread too with the isafebags!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C46mJYGkwoo

Be always safe with those bags!

Lol wut?

Anyway this quy might have an alternative for those:

Quote
i got something with a pin as well that will scare attackers too except it has a blast radius of 50 feet lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-10-2012, 21:10:12
(http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/41/17/81cbd3021db122a638f54a31a2435daf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 19-10-2012, 21:10:32
SMOSH FOOD BATTLE 2012!!!!

http://www.smosh.com/videos/food-battle-2012
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-10-2012, 00:10:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJaM6vewWwA

Apparently, the goal is to completely port oblivion into skyrim, quests, voices and all.
I loved Oblivion, but It's hard to return to it after experiencing skyrim's improvements in gameplay and the playermodels.
If this actually finishes, I'll end up spending most of my time in Cyrodiil, It's much nicer than Skyrim. c:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-10-2012, 01:10:57
Gjermund the cat eating dinner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_qanhQtsQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3avv4AUJ3Oo&feature=relmfu

And dessert, which he didnt like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUGJ6GmW7SU&feature=plcp

Actually I think he doesn't like any of that catfood. It is formed into briquettes. Which allows you to draw conclusions about the real ingredients. He is not eating those at all, but licking the sauce of it. Which makes me think that it contains a lot of sugar.
Please, don't feed your cats products that contain sugar. Cats got no toothbrush and the sugar isn't a proper aliment either. Sugar is simply the cheapest way to nourish any creature.





Edit:// Considered this rather touching:

ATE team rescue baby elephant from a well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JOHw7lX3Gu4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-10-2012, 09:10:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJaM6vewWwA

Apparently, the goal is to completely port oblivion into skyrim, quests, voices and all.
I loved Oblivion, but It's hard to return to it after experiencing skyrim's improvements in gameplay and the playermodels.
If this actually finishes, I'll end up spending most of my time in Cyrodiil, It's much nicer than Skyrim. c:
(https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/70606e3fd2cef20401d19073b1bb2c7ff9a68275.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 20-10-2012, 11:10:31
 
I wonder if the lil' Elephant will remember that if she sees them again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I) :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 20-10-2012, 18:10:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJaM6vewWwA

Apparently, the goal is to completely port oblivion into skyrim, quests, voices and all.
I loved Oblivion, but It's hard to return to it after experiencing skyrim's improvements in gameplay and the playermodels.
If this actually finishes, I'll end up spending most of my time in Cyrodiil, It's much nicer than Skyrim. c:
(https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/original/70606e3fd2cef20401d19073b1bb2c7ff9a68275.png)

I loved Cyrodiil, much more lush and fun to wander around
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 21-10-2012, 15:10:27
What were they smoking? Some retarded anime series again...

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5644807_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kwiot on 21-10-2012, 16:10:05
Smells like Japan anime...

Anyway:
(http://i.wp.pl/a/f/jpeg/30046/mid-epa03436576.jpeg)

WTF?!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 21-10-2012, 17:10:13
What were they smoking? Some retarded anime series again...

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5644807_700b.jpg
2deep4U  :P
Tanks are driven by girls ... no wonder they changed painting  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 21-10-2012, 18:10:11
(http://oi48.tinypic.com/24cf8td.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-10-2012, 18:10:27
Thats kinda racist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 21-10-2012, 18:10:06
Sorry, if you have a problem I can remove it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-10-2012, 18:10:54
Nah, its okay  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 21-10-2012, 20:10:09
Some food for thought:
(http://i.imgur.com/JC5nf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 21-10-2012, 20:10:15
amanda who?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-10-2012, 20:10:44
Never heard of her too...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 21-10-2012, 21:10:12
Yep, rings no bell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 21-10-2012, 22:10:22
she killed herself last week after being bullied on the internet.

she had a chat with some bloke and showed her boobs. when the pervert wanted her to show her vag too, she refused. The perv was pissed, so he posted her boobs to all contacts of her school. No need to explain what that caused ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 21-10-2012, 22:10:20
that means the girl in that picture is not amanda todd, right? or was it another photo released by that perv?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-10-2012, 22:10:40
I heard some celebrities were proud of their sex tapes, but a 16 year old girl sure isnt and shouldnt be. Plus, people should be more carefull on the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 21-10-2012, 22:10:11
the girl in the pic is her but it's not the photo in question. the bloke made a special FB page about her boobs IIRC.

prior to killing herself she did make a YT video to explain why she did it. Anyway anominous gave away a pic and the address of the perv, who apears to have been convicted of child pornography earlier
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-10-2012, 22:10:00
Hmmm... Such crimes arent unseen before... But it says that she released a pornographic video willingly?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-10-2012, 22:10:59
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6403312/26380624/fans_tijdens_polen_engeland.html

and thats why i love polish people
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 21-10-2012, 22:10:09
Hmmm... Such crimes arent unseen before... But it says that she released a pornographic video willingly?

well she did not to her friends obviously, but she did show her boobs to the perv, she just didn't wanted to show her vag ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-10-2012, 22:10:19
Oh, I see...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 21-10-2012, 23:10:31
Darwin claims another victim.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-10-2012, 23:10:45
the girl in the pic is her but it's not the photo in question. the bloke made a special FB page about her boobs IIRC.

prior to killing herself she did make a YT video to explain why she did it. Anyway anominous gave away a pic and the address of the perv, who apears to have been convicted of child pornography earlier

HLN.be said they pointed at the wrong person and ruined another life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 21-10-2012, 23:10:44
I heard that too. the obvious risk if you mean to play policeman yourself ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-10-2012, 05:10:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAqsoXg8AD8

Close enough.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-10-2012, 10:10:19
Whatever I show no sympathy, that picture is correct.

Anyway 'bin' to Arab is like the family name 'O' in Irish, like Bin Ali means "son of Ali" and Bin Laden is like "son of Laden." Binti is used for female names like Siti Binti Ali Bin Hassan Bin Sjaiful (Siti, daughter of Ali, Ali son of Hassan, Hassan son of Sjaiful, and so on up to your traceable roots). Similarly in Irish, there are family names like O'Bannon, O'hara, O'leary, etc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 22-10-2012, 13:10:35
Is Kemalo's picture right or wrong in it's assertion ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-10-2012, 13:10:13
(http://i.imgur.com/mJfWi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 22-10-2012, 13:10:25
With new angle mod, tank might stand a chance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 22-10-2012, 13:10:01
Just code a tank as a plane, here you go!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-10-2012, 14:10:13
I know BT-7 is fast but.. i think its fake
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 22-10-2012, 15:10:27
I know BT-7 is fast but.. i think its fake
::)
(http://niezlekino.pl/images/2009/02/why-so-serious-1.jpg)

and for not OT ...
(http://oi48.tinypic.com/flj7yx.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 22-10-2012, 15:10:38
(http://i.imgur.com/kNel4.gif)
(http://s1.directupload.net/images/121021/uyw66zfk.gif)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2v34rd4.gif)


And just incase you wanted to peacefully sleep tonight:
(http://i49.tinypic.com/bg79ra.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-10-2012, 18:10:24
skyrimpoop 6 :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpJ7NihviVU&list=PL983609694D90EDCB&index=26&feature=plpp_video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 22-10-2012, 19:10:53
skyrimpoop 6 :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpJ7NihviVU&list=PL983609694D90EDCB&index=26&feature=plpp_video
THANKS was waiting for new gamers poop :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-10-2012, 23:10:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YtgLE1RhYQU

and thats why we love the internet+russia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 22-10-2012, 23:10:14
(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/f/2010/281/2/a/me_gusta_by_megustaplz-d30cns2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-10-2012, 19:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5EjG-1U3wqA

Shut up tony stark and take my money
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-10-2012, 22:10:03
Weirdest movie ever. Made in Japan with US dubbing.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/6442-Schlocktober-2012-Attack-of-the-Super-Monsters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 24-10-2012, 13:10:21
Elevator Floor Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29F9fS1J3o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29F9fS1J3o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-10-2012, 14:10:13
Elevator Floor Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29F9fS1J3o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O29F9fS1J3o)
~0:46... green screen reflection? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-10-2012, 17:10:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65-wLp1yyI&feature=related

jesus that was....intimidating....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WWmDCAqWu4&feature=related

this guard on the other hand  ;D  Please note the Sexy Karabin 94 swedish mauser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU&feature=related
This girl on the other hand, probaly got an orgasm/rectum cleaning


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myw7bwSiO7w&feature=related
amazing guards are amazing


and the evzones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-bELXZ440&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 24-10-2012, 18:10:11
So far for my stiff upper lip...

Also: posted the norse guardsman earlier
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 24-10-2012, 22:10:09
Gangnam Style from Hitler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tILqds7-jg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tILqds7-jg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 25-10-2012, 03:10:55
Yeah, it's not a joke, it's true. I'm sure all 9gag-haters agree too.. I'm just too lazy to take the tag off.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5676700_460s.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 25-10-2012, 05:10:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e65-wLp1yyI&feature=related

jesus that was....intimidating....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WWmDCAqWu4&feature=related

this guard on the other hand  ;D  Please note the Sexy Karabin 94 swedish mauser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU&feature=related
This girl on the other hand, probaly got an orgasm/rectum cleaning


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myw7bwSiO7w&feature=related
amazing guards are amazing


and the evzones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-bELXZ440&feature=related



I love spongebob!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 25-10-2012, 06:10:28
Yeah, it's not a joke, it's true. I'm sure all 9gag-haters agree too.. I'm just too lazy to take the tag off.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5676700_460s.jpg)

Simon and Lewis!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 25-10-2012, 07:10:32
(http://i.imgur.com/LIDvC.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc8uwsKBa21qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 25-10-2012, 10:10:55
Seems like they did a good job on MOH Warfighter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2zySk-T0ZA&feature=g-u-u).  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 25-10-2012, 11:10:30
I didn't have those glitch ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 25-10-2012, 11:10:50
why the fuck do developers insist in using automatic checkpoints without a quick save button?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 25-10-2012, 18:10:52
I have no idea how this got into my suggestions list... I wasn't even watching anything remotely related...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCa6XBKwMjM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-10-2012, 21:10:21
Simon "Honeydew" Lane interviews Warwick Davis (Star Wars, Harry Potter, Leprechaun, Willow...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vt9EMroU74
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 25-10-2012, 22:10:11
Mario's response to PETA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6wAc7VB1PY&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-10-2012, 11:10:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A
She got a talent, too bad she spoils it by singing  AMAGADDDDD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 26-10-2012, 14:10:59
Sniper vs. Spider-Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPxGalBpGes

Great little russian short. :-)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 26-10-2012, 16:10:33
if Doom was done today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yIxUOWrtw&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 26-10-2012, 17:10:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A
She got a talent, too bad she spoils it by singing  AMAGADDDDD

what the hell is that, and what's with the positive comments?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-10-2012, 17:10:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NQ98HvK4pvo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 26-10-2012, 19:10:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A
She got a talent, too bad she spoils it by singing  AMAGADDDDD

what the hell is that, and what's with the positive comments?
They only accepts positive comments on her video, so people do sarcasm instead, and the idiots think it's not sarcasm and let the comments  ;D

"I LOVE THE lalala part, a classic!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-10-2012, 00:10:38
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchu6th7eW1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

Can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-10-2012, 06:10:32
You guys remember this?  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Y3n3ysVLQ&feature=player_embedded

Aaah the 90s!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-10-2012, 11:10:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c2JWOCHEDM&feature=g-all-u

BOXXY IS BACK

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 27-10-2012, 23:10:04
Kill her, kill her with fire.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 28-10-2012, 02:10:05
LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRNKXIuPJTw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-10-2012, 10:10:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A5Uvdx0IyXo#!

SKYNET i tell you! JAPS ARE GONNA KILL US ALL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 28-10-2012, 14:10:16
TheTa, take you flu medicine, or don't take them with alcohol. You're delusional.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-10-2012, 14:10:28
TheTa, take you flu medicine, or don't take them with alcohol. You're delusional.  ;)
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9d/Demoman_gibberish02.wav
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: IrishReloaded on 28-10-2012, 15:10:06
Was trying to learn for DCS A10 the air refueling when I found this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xnv79DDxRI&feature=g-hist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xnv79DDxRI&feature=g-hist)


It so awesome !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 28-10-2012, 18:10:57
Russia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wb5K2KLfJE
Poland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e2CyleqvMo&feature=relmfu
Beautyful.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-10-2012, 23:10:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs

Disturbing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-10-2012, 23:10:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs

Disturbing.

Your current sig is more disturbing... (Is that an ocean in it?  :o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-10-2012, 23:10:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs

Disturbing.

Your current sig is more disturbing... (Is that an ocean in it?  :o)
Yeah, it's pixelated water.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 29-10-2012, 14:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IhlKHgORrgM

We're gonna party like it's 1997! And apparently this is Belgium (thunderdome '97), not Poland.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 29-10-2012, 18:10:46
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522244_10151232558613606_608061959_n.jpg)

Third Inf Reg guys guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldiers as hurricane Sandy rages along.

Not quite a war photo, so I figured this would be the appropriate thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 29-10-2012, 18:10:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IhlKHgORrgM

We're gonna party like it's 1997! And apparently this is Belgium (thunderdome '97), not Poland.
I completely understand drug use situation like that. I sure couldn't stand 5 minutes of that without being heavily drugged.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 29-10-2012, 18:10:30
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522244_10151232558613606_608061959_n.jpg)

Third Inf Reg guys guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldiers as hurricane Sandy rages along.

Not quite a war photo, so I figured this would be the appropriate thread.

"Post something funny"/"This seems to be the appropriate thread"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 29-10-2012, 19:10:07
"I went on the internet and I found this"  ::)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 29-10-2012, 20:10:56
and i found this: (oldie but goldie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48

CANT STOP LAUGHTING.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 29-10-2012, 21:10:09
Oh the times in school when we had to play flute.  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-10-2012, 22:10:08
(http://www.channelate.com/comics/2012-07-30-an-angel-after-all.png)

What if this is what our conscience actually is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-10-2012, 22:10:06
Dodgeball like a boss! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=69X7tP6p7E0#t=33s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-10-2012, 23:10:02
Dodgeball like a boss! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=69X7tP6p7E0#t=33s)
Jecht shot!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 30-10-2012, 00:10:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IhlKHgORrgM

We're gonna party like it's 1997! And apparently this is Belgium (thunderdome '97), not Poland.
I completely understand drug use situation like that. I sure couldn't stand 5 minutes of that without being heavily drugged.
Brings back memories from that era. I really used to listen to hardcore/gabber techno at the time. I still have a few Thunderdome and Terrordrome collection CD's lying around. Haven't touched that stuff since, though (I mean, listing the BPM in the track listing as if that was some sort of e-penismeter...). But don't confuse the "real" hardcore with happy hardcore which is still baws, only that they don't make it anymore (Blümchen, Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo, Dune, Tokyo Ghetto Pussy, and the like; also, some Scooter songs of the era) and especially don't believe Wikipedia where some Britderps wage perpetual war to define "happy hardcore" as something totally different because it is called so in the UK (only), while for the rest of the world it would mean cheerful, uplifting ~140-160bpm rave music that's much more palatable than hardcore without the "happy" prefix.

Is it just me or does everyone in that video look like the guy in the "Dimitri hears" meme?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 30-10-2012, 03:10:27
It is the 90s. Everybody has Dolph Lundgrens haircut. Mainstream techno, now known as happy hardcore, drives millions of people into Indy and Rock music. Lets bury that topic quickly again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-10-2012, 16:10:31
(http://i.imgur.com/TgdKw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 30-10-2012, 17:10:44
and i found this: (oldie but goldie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48

CANT STOP LAUGHTING.

HOW IS THIS FUNNY?!?!
I can't stop laughing at this and I don't know why!!


also, not sure if this has been posted or not.. but Josh Whedon on the Presidential Election in America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-10-2012, 19:10:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOtpN0OQApA

Jeff dunham is back and good! ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 31-10-2012, 01:10:21
don't know if it was posted before, hip-firing a mortar..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIMNIBUudh0&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 31-10-2012, 21:10:55
When people talk about "toilet games"...
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29362735.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-11-2012, 03:11:19
Trick-or-treaters seem to think this is America (http://http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/trick-or-treaters-seem-to-think-this-is-america-2012103147133)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-11-2012, 14:11:54
Who gave Europe acid? Not cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvTjqJPPjMU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 01-11-2012, 18:11:42
(http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/74/97/a3ddc1cc66180bd55cc34e1f207be813.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-11-2012, 20:11:01
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5738586_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 01-11-2012, 20:11:01
Hahaha that was funny  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 01-11-2012, 20:11:52
hahahahh damn funny :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 01-11-2012, 22:11:26
You just don't mix up the Soviet Union with the Russian Empire.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 01-11-2012, 22:11:00
HOw is that funny...it misuses about 6 different memes, tosses them all into one clusterfuck, and calls it funny....


That idea would have worked far better in a polandball style, with no "LOOOLL" stuff, and more underkey humour.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 01-11-2012, 22:11:08
Trick-or-treaters seem to think this is America (http://http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/trick-or-treaters-seem-to-think-this-is-america-2012103147133)

Link kaput.

Use this http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/trick-or-treaters-seem-to-think-this-is-america-2012103147133 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/trick-or-treaters-seem-to-think-this-is-america-2012103147133)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-11-2012, 00:11:03
HOw is that funny...it misuses about 6 different memes, tosses them all into one clusterfuck, and calls it funny....


That idea would have worked far better in a polandball style, with no "LOOOLL" stuff, and more underkey humour.
if i would have removed the  9gag watermark, you wouldnt have been complaining i bet ;)


You just don't mix up the Soviet Union with the Russian Empire.

Thats why soviet flag is on bottom
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 02-11-2012, 07:11:57
The hat has a Soviet Star on it even before the flag appears but never mind me acting like a wise guy ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-11-2012, 09:11:08
No, if 9gaggers don't mash the whole meme ragecomic expressions in one story, Mudra won't get enraged.

The thing is, they make the expression less funnier and deprives each of them from their original joke factor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 02-11-2012, 10:11:02
you are absolutly right, I must regain the laughts I had with that picture, they were not worth it. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-11-2012, 10:11:03
Jesus christ you guys really need to open up to life and not take things so goddam serious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-11-2012, 10:11:31
You obviously failed to notice SiCaRiO's sarcasm.

Mine is too complicated, I admit it, but it explains why some people simply acted like hipster at 9gag jokes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-11-2012, 12:11:43
Yeah I got that thing.

Here is a sample of a proper 9gag joke:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4575614_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-11-2012, 18:11:50
http://mashable.com/2012/11/02/rip-marty-nyan-cat/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

RIP Marty!AKA nyan cat


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 02-11-2012, 18:11:22

Actually, the "bagpipe" depicted in the cartoon is missing a blowpipe, it also has too many drones (I am assuming that the picture is supposed to allegorize a Great Highland Bagpipe). And, most important, the bag itself is not airtight, for the pigs mouth is open. On top I hypothesise that there are no reeds in the bamboo sticks. And last but not least this "bagpipe" is missing important component; the chanter.

You must be a hoot at parties.  ;)

I most certainly am  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-11-2012, 02:11:13
http://mashable.com/2012/11/02/rip-marty-nyan-cat/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

RIP Marty!AKA nyan cat

Looks like nyan cat didn't receive vaccination against peritonitis. As popular as it was, it didn't lack the money, did it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-11-2012, 10:11:38
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5358/slender.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 03-11-2012, 15:11:14
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2110wex.gif)

His face is so cute when holding the icecream, and so baffled after  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 03-11-2012, 17:11:07
Here we go again ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 03-11-2012, 18:11:38
Here we go again ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI)
If you didn't go: "awwww...." at the last three, you have no soul.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-11-2012, 22:11:45
Dragon Baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHWvFrpocY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHWvFrpocY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 03-11-2012, 23:11:33
Here we go again ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI)
If you didn't go: "awwww...." at the last three, you have no soul.

I guess that I have a soul since I quit after the first one went baaww
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-11-2012, 03:11:39
I guess that I have a soul since I quit after the first one went baaww

Go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI#t=4m15s

Skipped the "baawws" for you to something better at 4:15.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-11-2012, 15:11:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTtH9G6Ixyk&feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-11-2012, 15:11:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c_Es82leIkE


 ;D ;D ;D

"Forcable rape"
"Unforcable rape"
"Legimative rape"

Da fuq republicains?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 04-11-2012, 17:11:51
(http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/32/ae/32aee1edf626342b/0/990889.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 04-11-2012, 18:11:51
Who the hell draws these and is there more?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 04-11-2012, 18:11:53
It's a Finnish guy called sossumassi, that one is called Kickey in a poop emergency. Here are the previous ones:
Kickey in a snow emergency (http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/ae/03/ae039e4ebaebc0e5/0/984887.png)
Kickey in an air emergency (http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/88/16/8816b421d6a0c233/0/977831.png)
Kickey in a desert emergency (http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/cf/76/cf76b13df55f7308/0/977097.png)
Kickey in a maritime emergency (http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/a1/e4/a1e48b09c5af6776/0/969485.jpg)
Kickey in a hunger emergency (http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/2b/82/2b826b7e7dc4473b/0/978745.png) (Viewer discretion advised with this one)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 04-11-2012, 18:11:52
Shit, this sossumassi guy must be crazy  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 04-11-2012, 18:11:20
Sossumassi was in the guy who started the "Uncle Dolan" meme in the first place, wasn't he?

This is a huge improvement over the previous Finnish-born Donald Duck meme, "Paska-Ankka" - intentionally crudely resubtitled (in Finnish) Donald & co comic strips, content being mostly equal to later Dolan memes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-11-2012, 18:11:49
Improvement it might bet, but it's still quite shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-11-2012, 19:11:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9rmjcfAmU58

This is called "EA in a nutshell" while it should really be called "state of game industry/play-for-free games in 2012 in a nutshell". Still funny though!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-11-2012, 19:11:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9rmjcfAmU58

This is called "EA in a nutshell" while it should really be called "state of game industry/play-for-free games in 2012 in a nutshell". Still funny though!
in wich i add this classic ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LE0ycgkBQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-11-2012, 20:11:45
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs1gqOk7t1qz8z2ro1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 04-11-2012, 21:11:24
Garfield....with...out(?)...Garfield?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-11-2012, 22:11:48
appearntly some know the overly attached GF meme photos

but few have actually seen the source

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0AhrY9GjA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 05-11-2012, 00:11:47
Garfield....with...out(?)...Garfield?

Garfield Minus Garfield:

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-11-2012, 00:11:08
Damn...well now I know why the comics are called Garfield...  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 05-11-2012, 01:11:55
LOl well thats one way to get depressed ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-11-2012, 18:11:43
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md05hzgJDj1qbvaudo1_500.gif)

HE who saw BWE SEASON 3 episode 8 today! KNOWS what an AMAZING scene came before that Van alden laugh!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-11-2012, 19:11:09
Such a nice story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-QYyd4UF6A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-11-2012, 19:11:38
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1352141820.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-11-2012, 20:11:34
i wanted to post that before but it was on 9gag

and you know how people bitch about 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-11-2012, 21:11:11
Why does everyone hate 9gag so much?  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 05-11-2012, 21:11:57
Because its 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 05-11-2012, 21:11:19
What? I hate black people because they are black.

That's about all it is. xD Not saying I like 9gag, but just saying. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 05-11-2012, 21:11:27
Why does everyone hate 9gag so much?  :-\

because people in general are idiots, you cant argue with that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-11-2012, 21:11:46
Why does everyone hate 9gag so much?  :-\

because people in general are idiots, you cant argue with that

I really cant. You are definately right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 05-11-2012, 23:11:02
9gag is a side that has some good content - sometimes. Often enough however it´s not even funny - especially in the last months.

Today there was a picture of a girl with freckles - funny... not.

Then there are those stupid rage comics where every teenage girl has to depict uninterresting bullshit or that she had sex. Also not funny.

Then there are zealous activists that have to post pictures of something "pro gay" and then write "faith in humanity restored" or Neil Patrick Harris family pictures (No, I´m not homophobe but it´s simply retarded to bombard people with this stuff on 9gag and it´s not funny.).

Hipsters posting some deep and meaningful pictures.

Overused memes like the "friendzone" and "forever alone" shit in every post.

I am a big fan of Dolan comics because they really destroy the rage comics and troll those teenagers trying to tell their boring story this way. Gooby pls!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 05-11-2012, 23:11:33
^That, is why we don't like 9Gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-11-2012, 01:11:46
Most people don't like 9gag because it's ruining the memes it touches and it's pretty much a bunch of so called "newfags". Also they post with facebooks comments, then call themselves HURR DURR ANONYMOUS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 06-11-2012, 05:11:27
Most people don't like 9gag because it's ruining the memes it touches and it's pretty much a bunch of so called "newfags". Also they post with facebooks comments, then call themselves HURR DURR ANONYMOUS
This. Its Cancer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 06-11-2012, 05:11:23
Most people don't like 9gag because it's ruining the memes it touches and it's pretty much a bunch of so called "newfags". Also they post with facebooks comments, then call themselves HURR DURR ANONYMOUS

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/9gag

All the information one needs on 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 06-11-2012, 07:11:21
I dislike 9gag cause of the over repetitive and over done jokes. Especially with....Le, I le was waiting the bus, le this, le that, LE LE LE LE LE LE LE.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-11-2012, 07:11:41
It is hugely popular in underdeveloped worlds, including my country. It sort of connects 3rd worlder with the 1st worlder.

But I see it as people posting stuffs over facebook, they might know each other and their differing countries, backgrounds and get this what I call "cultural shock": a third worlder got over-excited seeing shits that most casual, care-free first worlder trolls are digging. It is a derivative behaviour of what is commonly known as attention-whoring. It is a noobish behaviour, spammy, and pointless. They can potentially led to IPR problems.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-11-2012, 18:11:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51B-sXtV_6g

thanks for flippy for this

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1pvtq02b1qk5r0io1_500.png)


GEORGE ANGRY! GEORGE SMASH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 06-11-2012, 18:11:53
Agh, stop with the spoilers!  I haven't seen that episode yet @.=.@  OMFG it's gonna be awesome from the hints that are being dropped. x3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-11-2012, 18:11:35
Agh, stop with the spoilers!  I haven't seen that episode yet @.=.@  OMFG it's gonna be awesome from the hints that are being dropped. x3

One of the best episodes in the series.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-11-2012, 19:11:06
Agh, stop with the spoilers!  I haven't seen that episode yet @.=.@  OMFG it's gonna be awesome from the hints that are being dropped. x3

One of the best episodes in the series.
amazing

spectacular

brilliant

you will LOVE IT mudra
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-11-2012, 19:11:44
Election night special!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 06-11-2012, 20:11:47
Election night special!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

Nobody expects the...

THE END

Oh, bugger!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-11-2012, 22:11:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3N7Ftew0BI&feature=g-all-c
What
i
mean
HEH?
i mean

i dont know
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-11-2012, 02:11:05
2012 Voting Machines Altering Votes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdpGd74DrBM

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 07-11-2012, 04:11:11
(http://i.imgur.com/ldOEW.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-11-2012, 05:11:38
Agh, stop with the spoilers!  I haven't seen that episode yet @.=.@  OMFG it's gonna be awesome from the hints that are being dropped. x3
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md05hzgJDj1qbvaudo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 07-11-2012, 18:11:32
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1352309451.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-11-2012, 23:11:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3e6IWsJA9U

we arent fat...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 08-11-2012, 00:11:50
Most people don't like 9gag because it's ruining the memes it touches and it's pretty much a bunch of so called "newfags". Also they post with facebooks comments, then call themselves HURR DURR ANONYMOUS

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/9gag

All the information one needs on 9gag.

4chan = nerdhole, annoying to browse
reddit = less nerdy, but still... there..., annoying to browse (you have to click there and there and press back and stuff like that)
digg, memebase, funnyjunk.. neverheard
9gag is easy to browse, just scroll down.

Reason why I use 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-11-2012, 01:11:00
They all suck.
Oatmeal's pretty nice, though. He squeezed something goofy out during his book tour:

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0032/7882/products/edisons_hell2_1024x1024.jpg?16)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-11-2012, 02:11:25
Oatmeal to me is like unfinished business. Their jokes are not maximised, couldn't really LOL at their contents. It is tantalizing and super annoying, like a piece of vegetable fibres stuck at your teeth gap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: IrishReloaded on 08-11-2012, 11:11:33
flipping tanks real style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PHsgYnXjyiY#t=79s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PHsgYnXjyiY#t=79s)

some of those ppl are just retarted ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-11-2012, 20:11:31
Hitler is informed......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpQUeyO6D7k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpQUeyO6D7k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 08-11-2012, 20:11:31
I dunno what the fuck is going on but almost any .GIF works with any song im playing. rhytm wise.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 09-11-2012, 05:11:28
(http://i.minus.com/ib0m3bgO1DUNJk.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 09-11-2012, 05:11:21
But why?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 09-11-2012, 06:11:05
The dude who attacked the news reporter had a discussion a short time before that, so he decided to strike him from behind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 09-11-2012, 18:11:19
That's not really funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 09-11-2012, 19:11:32
Funnier than that ban Moose thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 09-11-2012, 19:11:32
Funnier than that ban Moose thread.
Guess you should've been there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 09-11-2012, 21:11:15
That's not really funny.

i still giggle everytime i see it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 10-11-2012, 04:11:56
That's not really funny.

i still giggle everytime i see it

Me as well.........Such a bitch attack it is actually funny.

(http://gifsoup.com/view/122296/girl-gets-hit-for-singing-o.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-11-2012, 06:11:04
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5f9eborO1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 10-11-2012, 06:11:05
wow  nice one goo!   
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 10-11-2012, 10:11:33
That one is indeed epic :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-11-2012, 12:11:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5_sQ8O-7Y&feature=fvwrel

MINE TURTLE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-11-2012, 14:11:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRpxecLkUHQ

nyannyannyan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-11-2012, 14:11:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRpxecLkUHQ

nyannyannyan
Nyantastic!

Nyantoberfest!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-11-2012, 04:11:12
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdamnmVjP11qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-11-2012, 04:11:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU&feature=player_embedded

Oh, Korea...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-11-2012, 12:11:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJzq-QNV690&list=UUqSHAXN5sqtyE93A-w-8Ddw&index=30&feature=plcp

yep, pretty accurate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2FB-V-C7M&feature=relmfu

part II just because 00:40  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-11-2012, 13:11:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcSI5nFfhRs


Bicky burger FTW!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 11-11-2012, 13:11:02
aah, bicky royal, they are only €3.50 here and they are almost to big for me to finish.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-11-2012, 16:11:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU&feature=player_embedded

Oh, Korea...

Quote
Oh, what the hell, fried chicken.


ಠ_ಠ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-11-2012, 21:11:53
(http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600630_425681924153731_1756455651_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-11-2012, 21:11:13
What does "taht sarmt" mean?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 11-11-2012, 21:11:14
that smart
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-11-2012, 21:11:34
What does "taht sarmt" mean?
That tsarm     Its dutch for "Its poor"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-11-2012, 21:11:08
What does "taht sarmt" mean?
That tsarm     Its dutch for "Its poor"

Yep, this type of youngsters must consider themselves poor; lack of brain.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-11-2012, 22:11:39
http://www.industrymayhem.com/2012/04/engine-failure.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 11-11-2012, 22:11:21
And I thought engines explosed only in films that impressively.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 11-11-2012, 22:11:28
I once saw top fuel class dragster blowing it's engine to little pieces in middle of acceleration. Luckily they have kevlar hood around engine to prevent any parts flying into audience.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 13-11-2012, 00:11:04
It's from 9gag, but still fun

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5818559_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 13-11-2012, 00:11:03
Amish Mafia?
http://dsc.discovery.com/show-news/new-series-amish-mafia-takes-viewers-behind-closed-doors.html#mkcpgn=fbdsc8
Ta fuck?

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-11-2012, 01:11:30
(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Are%2Byou%2Bfrom%2B9gag%2BU%2Basked%2Bfor%2Bdirtiest%2Bjoke%2Band%2B_b0e91855285531fee66613f81a3c73c6.jpg)

(http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-424469-galleryV9-ldfl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 13-11-2012, 02:11:11
^
(http://www.gilacourier.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/homer.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-11-2012, 03:11:16
(http://i.imgur.com/oRLjFl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-11-2012, 06:11:38
Haha, the brits did that in El Alamein iirc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 13-11-2012, 21:11:37
http://www.sesamestreet.org/videos#media/video_315470b8-d613-4fea-afc1-8e42adbbe797
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-11-2012, 21:11:54
(http://i.imgur.com/oRLjFl.jpg)
What is that? A red blood cell on the tip of a bomb? On top of Mount Everest?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-11-2012, 22:11:57
A red blood cell on top of a needle, actually.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 13-11-2012, 22:11:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hFmPRt_B3Tk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ItMJtA8vfpw#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 13-11-2012, 23:11:34
In the next FH2 patch, I hear the Tractor has been tweaked like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 14-11-2012, 00:11:58
Volvo power! Awww yeeah! Thats why I love Swedish people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-11-2012, 03:11:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aRn_qX6C9E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GuinNess on 14-11-2012, 22:11:43
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8328/image7ox.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-11-2012, 22:11:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0NJ5tv_y5U&feature=related

watch did i just dafuq
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-11-2012, 23:11:12
(http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/61271_461554770577267_664593397_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197190_383994611676469_643151926_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-11-2012, 01:11:04
Note the 2 ducks watching the scenery on the left. Great picture. ;D
(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-426252-galleryV9-tvcn.jpg)



hiliarious Colbert Clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=UDGYe9DW8Rc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=UDGYe9DW8Rc)





*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 17-11-2012, 12:11:44
Not funny but cool

(http://illustrationacademy.com/new/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/german-grenade-470x500.jpg)


http://illustrationacademy.com/new/blog/?p=304
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 17-11-2012, 13:11:46
Not funny but cool

(http://illustrationacademy.com/new/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/german-grenade-470x500.jpg)


http://illustrationacademy.com/new/blog/?p=304

(http://c.suite101.com/files/styles/article_full/public/000/028/000028783.jpg)

 :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-11-2012, 14:11:25
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/bk/ri8/iq8z/241095/1091822109.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-11-2012, 16:11:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=fS1uDnIPTvo


WHAT
THE FUCK
IS THIS??????

reminds me of this guy

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhji5mCkW1r9a8sqo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sn00x on 17-11-2012, 17:11:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=fS1uDnIPTvo

What... In the name... of GODS.... did you just make me watch..

I will notbe avaible to sleep tonight.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 17-11-2012, 17:11:34
Looks , that was 2deep4u  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 17-11-2012, 17:11:13
http://carlocopper.com

(imitating Italian accent)
I'm a goin to wear this on a mi head an get a drunk.

It sounds crazy but this is what I'll be trying out in two weeks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 17-11-2012, 17:11:50
^Dufuq?

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-11-2012, 11:11:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qaox0Ur1n3E


so this is how it begins


awesome mini robots flying and playing james bond theme
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-11-2012, 06:11:42
(http://i.imgur.com/CGGoF.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 19-11-2012, 06:11:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qaox0Ur1n3E


so this is how it begins


awesome mini robots flying and playing james bond theme

Its going to kill us all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: 69rat on 19-11-2012, 06:11:09
(http://i.imgur.com/CGGoF.jpg)


lolz holy shit. that killed me ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 19-11-2012, 07:11:52
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpwjgL87e1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 19-11-2012, 22:11:42
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpwjgL87e1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

  Just fuck logic, hun !?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-11-2012, 23:11:32
http://youtu.be/dY8WEMm_ZzI

 Ace Power Fitness Dub - jaboody dubs !! Fucking gets me everytime
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 20-11-2012, 20:11:53
(http://hugelol.org/i/36965.gif)

Size matters.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-11-2012, 01:11:28
the best conversation in human history. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZyxqCwMuDc&feature=related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 21-11-2012, 04:11:32
Love the "Biiiitch"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 21-11-2012, 09:11:02
(http://i.imgur.com/cb9O9.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 22-11-2012, 18:11:34
This one's for you, Cheesus:
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1353605802.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 22-11-2012, 20:11:03
How to piss off a frog  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-11-2012, 21:11:56
How to piss off a frog  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXM58qR1Es)

hehe nice one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-11-2012, 23:11:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6imD6_ppMjk

Fast.

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/11/the-house-in-the-middle-of-the-street/100411/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-11-2012, 00:11:53
Dumb ways to die:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=IJNR2EpS0jw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=IJNR2EpS0jw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-11-2012, 19:11:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RA01Z7rjlac

Poland i fucking LOVE YOU

thats the best prank ever
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 23-11-2012, 20:11:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RA01Z7rjlac

Poland i fucking LOVE YOU

thats the best prank ever

I don't get it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 23-11-2012, 20:11:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RA01Z7rjlac

Poland i fucking LOVE YOU

thats the best prank ever

I don't get it?


zombie prank, guy shat his pants, hit another car while panically reversing. funny shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 23-11-2012, 21:11:58
Laughed so hard:

(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1353703823.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 24-11-2012, 14:11:41
Consoles peasants against PC master race :

http://i.imgur.com/Ytl7W.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-11-2012, 15:11:35
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/nailhead.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 24-11-2012, 18:11:55
Poor guy.

http://youtu.be/3TuwJpBk_LM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-11-2012, 19:11:07
Psy-gangnam style is now the most watched video on youtube

Bieber haters gonna hate  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-11-2012, 19:11:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76w8I2s4aq4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 24-11-2012, 21:11:43
Psy-gangnam style is now the most watched video on youtube

Bieber haters gonna hate  ;D

Makes no sense. Bieber fans gonna hate would describe better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-11-2012, 21:11:19
....
...

...



OOOH PERKELE


*hides in the corner of shame
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 26-11-2012, 01:11:55
(http://i.imgur.com/hMWjG.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 26-11-2012, 04:11:52
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9284/funnypakistanienglishba.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 26-11-2012, 08:11:13
(http://i.imgur.com/hMWjG.gif)

How I dance to dubstep.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-11-2012, 09:11:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcrGGgjVbPs&t=6m45s

That laugh D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsBj2zQkVlM Enjoyed this too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_dHs8KIVTU&t=14m21s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 26-11-2012, 15:11:45
Typical chore problems:
(http://www.abload.de/img/1091521444q6u9v.gif)
(http://www.abload.de/img/10647511258pudv.gif)
(http://www.abload.de/img/1073531217o0uof.gif)
(http://www.abload.de/img/10915714519luz0.gif)
(http://www.abload.de/img/1097221118ohuav.gif)

Those infomercials are just too hilarious! :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-11-2012, 15:11:50
http://i.imgur.com/AUQNP.jpg
http://i1.minus.com/ibf5K5JzdbsIvr.jpg

Oh man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 27-11-2012, 00:11:58
Fill up Church - combi (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4VnKPLTQzCI&start1=07&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2cv03fD6Ux0&start2=18&authorName=Fill+up+Church+-+combi)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-11-2012, 00:11:02
(http://www.wackyowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Scary-Lizard-With-Thick-Scales2.jpg)

Anybody knows which lizard this is?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 27-11-2012, 00:11:28
Anybody knows which lizard this is?

I don't know, but I want one!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-11-2012, 01:11:26
Cordylus Cataphractus or the Armadillo Girdled Lizard its an African lizard. They live in colonies of up to 40 individuals and they bite on their tail and roll themselves into a ball when threatened.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 27-11-2012, 03:11:45
(http://i.imgur.com/9qai9.jpg)

SO TRUE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-11-2012, 11:11:32
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4b2l007Z1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-11-2012, 13:11:04
Cordylus Cataphractus or the Armadillo Girdled Lizard its an African lizard. They live in colonies of up to 40 individuals and they bite on their tail and roll themselves into a ball when threatened.

Shit, thanks man ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 27-11-2012, 14:11:52
You can make music everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MIgMeyW4TEM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 27-11-2012, 16:11:20
Not sure if posted yet :P Love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyHQLyZUuM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyHQLyZUuM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-11-2012, 17:11:27
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4b2l007Z1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
I CANT
FUCKING STOP LAUGHING BRO


new EPIC rap battles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17CLlZuiBkQ&feature=g-all

OF HISTORY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-11-2012, 02:11:04
(http://i.imgur.com/oz3Xj.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 28-11-2012, 06:11:54
Looks like the TOZ shotgun from STALKER : CoP  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-11-2012, 11:11:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMB6NsQMEQ
Angry farmers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 28-11-2012, 18:11:28
Typical day of spider killing for me.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 28-11-2012, 18:11:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMB6NsQMEQ
Angry farmers.

Nothing special, they have done it before, also giving out milk and butter to whoever wants it was nice of them. All those tractors are loud though, driving trough town honking all the time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-11-2012, 21:11:10
Worst free kick EVAR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vFNc3ZzEZQ&feature=player_embedded#!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-11-2012, 21:11:22
I HOPE THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6UPB4TpIY&feature=related
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-11-2012, 21:11:13
I HOPE THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6UPB4TpIY&feature=related
WHAT the FUCK
is that SHIT?

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-11-2012, 21:11:09
I HOPE THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6UPB4TpIY&feature=related
WHAT the FUCK
is that SHIT?

They sell it as concept art for Jurassic Park 4  >:(

Honestly, I don't care for JP4 (it ended with  TLW for me), but such rape of this franchise would be a bridge to far.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-11-2012, 21:11:54
These creatures don't look bad at all, what bothers me is seeing the name JURASSIC PARK above them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 28-11-2012, 22:11:14
I found a new ability that soviet tanks will have in the 2.5 update.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me50ogJ6ul1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 28-11-2012, 22:11:58
I found a new ability that soviet tanks will have in the 2.5 update.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me50ogJ6ul1qdlh1io1_500.gif)

Maybe not that way, but maybe tanks could spawn in a closed bunker instead of spawning in the open.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 29-11-2012, 00:11:22
These creatures don't look bad at all, what bothers me is seeing the name JURASSIC PARK above them.

yeah, i dont know, those creatures are suppose to be what dinosaurs migh ended looking like if they didnt became extinct, and they look freaking cool!. I kinda want to know how those things came to life, my inner child always wondered how the world would be rulled by dinosaurs

They shouldnt use the Jurasic park name, trough.


EDIT: ON TOPIC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIy6w_iubSs

Cool things to find, parody of Dumb ways to die, featuring, the curiosity rover :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 29-11-2012, 01:11:03
Extremely Scary Ghost Elevator Prank in Brazil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=7N5OhNplEd4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=7N5OhNplEd4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-11-2012, 03:11:48
Lightning, moonlighting as Spider-Man

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/maximumble/comics/2012-05-15-0377.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 29-11-2012, 05:11:38
I HOPE THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6UPB4TpIY&feature=related
WHAT the FUCK
is that SHIT?
That was concept art for Monahan's and Sayles' version of the JP4, which was cancelled. The real Spielberg version has just normal dinosaurs.

See here (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/10/jurassic-park-4-almost-had-dinosaur-human-hybrids-that-shot-guns)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-11-2012, 13:11:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPre6onuaRo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-11-2012, 13:11:08
I HOPE THIS IS A F*CKING JOKE  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6UPB4TpIY&feature=related
WHAT the FUCK
is that SHIT?
That was concept art for Monahan's and Sayles' version of the JP4, which was cancelled. The real Spielberg version has just normal dinosaurs.

See here (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/10/jurassic-park-4-almost-had-dinosaur-human-hybrids-that-shot-guns)

Looks a bit like Doom :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-11-2012, 19:11:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENj7Z-afhY

shit

gal can do some pokimons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGfIskDGGc

Some are VERY GOOD  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 30-11-2012, 00:11:12
(http://i.imgur.com/YinWq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 30-11-2012, 03:11:05
Old but still gets me every time, if used right.

(http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-jews-cristiano-ronaldo-soccer-249614.gif)
.
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1372434/tumblr_lmtg96lyFV1qzz0iho1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-11-2012, 19:11:26
http://www.spiegel.de/static/popup/coffeecam/cam1.html

inventor of the webcam ladies and gentlemen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 30-11-2012, 19:11:37
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1372434/tumblr_lmtg96lyFV1qzz0iho1_400.gif)

(http://enjoytherandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/utjdd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-12-2012, 14:12:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dcSr04G8s

VINYL CAT  ;D


like a fucking boss!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 01-12-2012, 15:12:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dcSr04G8s

VINYL CAT  ;D


like a fucking boss!

0:36 that was so frekin funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-12-2012, 22:12:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMIyiddPZQI

DEER NORRIS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-12-2012, 22:12:48
Love the comment:
Quote
If it weren't for gravity you couldn't hit the ground.



Awkward train moments.

http://youtu.be/_U8GCrvHMzo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-12-2012, 12:12:38
http://vimeo.com/5323112
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2012, 13:12:17
Those animal rights group has finally clashed with the Muslims over the slaughter method.

Finally, their quest of hollier-than-thou and all-knowing animal benevolence has met equal resistance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-12-2012, 13:12:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvlRhC9DWWo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 02-12-2012, 13:12:56
Those animal rights group has finally clashed with the Muslims over the slaughter method.

Finally, their quest of hollier-than-thou and all-knowing animal benevolence has met equal resistance.

Well, I support them on this one. Killing an animal should be done is fast or painless as possible. Just slitting its troth and making it slowly bleed to death is not a good method i think. If they feel that anastetics are bad then I feel that when they even need a surgery the doctor would judge the same and make em suffer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2012, 14:12:21
What I see is, some people are just assuming animal = human living in Western European/North American standards.

Not all people in this world like to eat steaks, pour gravy sauce on top of them, and waste time over fancy vegetable decorations. Not all of them eat hamburger in stacks as well. Not all of them love pick up trucks, not all of them drive on the right side. Not all of them prefer bolt action vintage rifles than a full auto assault riffles.

So, you see, how can creature with such various differences in morphology get the same feeling? Normally, I would approach a baby lion cub, and make a gentle pet on its back as a sign of affection, after all, they are just a giant cat, right? But what about other species? Heck, like praying mantises, they eat their males after having sex. How are you suppose to display compassion or affection towards such living sentient beings? Fishes? Do they accept mouth-to-mouth kisses? Water wave stroke? Do humans, which reincarnated from fishes be able to recollect their memories in the past life? No.

If you want to murder them for a meal, or even bother to gut the innards for the sake of your cultural fancy food hygiene standards, just do it. It is a murder after all, science has told us how their nervous system works, I'd impale their brains with a sharp objects to ease their death and pain. But, does it sound nicer? Not at all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chadoi on 02-12-2012, 16:12:02
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100817173029/callofduty/images/2/25/Derp02.jpg)

"Meat is murder", yeah we get it.

Would I set a chicken on fire because my fictitious sky fairy overlord instructed me to? No.

Would I want it killed with the least amount of suffering and pain? Yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-12-2012, 16:12:19
I cant eat no fruit and very little vegetables. Meat is crucial to my nutrition

I have clashed with vegetarians before. i explained my medical situation, they still called me a murderer

So i said to them this way=

-If i am trown for lions. They kill and eat me. Thats nature. Nature made us omnivores. So thats nature aswel,Right?

As for the current consumption of meat, it is indeed out of hand. A man doesnt need 500 grammes of meat a day. And the method of killing the animals should always be in a painless way. Not the way muslims butcher animals, slitting there throats to slowly let them bleed to death. Hearing them say= "Allah makes sure the animal does not feel pain"

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-12-2012, 16:12:41
(http://overlymanlyman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/salad-what-my-food-eats-580x580.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-12-2012, 19:12:17
As a great quote which i found on the internets states:


"We did not reach the top of the food chain after thousands of years to eat fucking grass."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-12-2012, 21:12:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI6xm8LI-A0

I love this guy  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-12-2012, 00:12:44
(http://i.imgur.com/GlaLo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-12-2012, 05:12:20
Theta: no need to feel guilty, it is bullshit. We humans have 4 carnivorous teeth, that explains. Some of us have weak digestive system that cannot digest and dissolve vegetable's cell walls to get the nutritions, I am very well aware of that.

<image implying that I am DERPING>

"Meat is murder", yeah we get it.

Would I set a chicken on fire because my fictitious sky fairy overlord instructed me to? No.

Would I want it killed with the least amount of suffering and pain? Yes.

I will kill you, but it will be painless, still do you want to die?

No! Of course. So why bother on slaughter method? I believe nobody enjoys torturing poor creatures, especially when they are just doing it for a living/to survive.

Now how do you know that the creature suffer less and die painlessly? You can assume humane treatment for mammals, or to some extent, other vertebrae. You can watch many videos of electrically shocked cattle still wiggling and wail in pain as one getting shocked. That TV ads logic is flawed: what if the fisherman knock that stripper unconscious? The girl would not wiggle and scream in pain, but would that still be okay? Anesthesia? Well, eat anesthetized meat then...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 03-12-2012, 07:12:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Rj1Pn.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 03-12-2012, 09:12:32
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo2_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo3_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo5_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo6_1280.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo7_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtkw0ntT51qb5gkjo8_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TimeMachineAssassin on 03-12-2012, 10:12:24
Thats cute.. I have a particular butt in mind that will be getting this message. Thank you very much mr. tuco.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TimeMachineAssassin on 03-12-2012, 11:12:15
Zoologic is the man. Your right on with your analysis. Why bother, dead is dead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 03-12-2012, 13:12:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dcSr04G8s

VINYL CAT  ;D


like a fucking boss!

If a cat would do that with my B&O turntables id skin it and wear it as a hat :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-12-2012, 17:12:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dcSr04G8s

VINYL CAT  ;D


like a fucking boss!

If a cat would do that with my B&O turntables id skin it and wear it as a hat :O
Then i would kill you, rape your corpse, revive you, skin you alive, then kill you again, and wear your skin and i become you in disguise! then i kill everyone
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 03-12-2012, 19:12:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dcSr04G8s

VINYL CAT  ;D


like a fucking boss!

If a cat would do that with my B&O turntables id skin it and wear it as a hat :O
Then i would kill you, rape your corpse, revive you, skin you alive, then kill you again, and wear your skin and i become you in disguise! then i kill everyone
Then I'll accidentaly kill Theta thinking it was Corvax
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 04-12-2012, 00:12:11
http://iainmullan.com/johnny-cash/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOlDhTGsywY

(http://www.metalbondnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Metalbond_gay_bondage_blog.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-12-2012, 10:12:07
The 6 least intimidating military logos, ever! (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-6-least-intimidating-military-logos-ever/). :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-12-2012, 10:12:34
Oh LOL @ Beligum Army Military emblem

Quote
There's a reason Belgium is known as Europe's battleground, and that is because Chuckles the Unibrow Lion is unable to discourage other armies from invading.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-6-least-intimidating-military-logos-ever/#ixzz2E4crR3ZB
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 04-12-2012, 15:12:45
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehydxnWoa1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehr85yryC1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 04-12-2012, 16:12:24
The 6 least intimidating military logos, ever! (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-6-least-intimidating-military-logos-ever/). :D

Way to get the story wrong Cracked.  It was HITLER who said that Brazil would enter the war when "snakes smoke."  That was the whole point behind the insignia, it was a raised middle finger at hitler, essentially.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-12-2012, 17:12:21
Way to get the story wrong Cracked.  It was HITLER who said that Brazil would enter the war when "snakes smoke."  That was the whole point behind the insignia, it was a raised middle finger at hitler, essentially.

According to Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Expeditionary_Force#Nickname) it was the Brazilian dictator Getulio Vargas who said that. I´ve also heard the same story from a Brazilian national. Anyway, it´s just cracked.com, not really a scientific homepage. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 04-12-2012, 17:12:33
The 6 least intimidating military logos, ever! (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-6-least-intimidating-military-logos-ever/). :D

 FEB an his Smoking Snake FTW !!!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 04-12-2012, 19:12:33
Lol,the belgian one looks like that strange Sesame Street muppet:
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlKKGd-zk18DUxf3O2NichxRW0m3TgpTp-gBimaSQgXKc9aYbcZYfdpJ7ppA)

And yes,it was Hitler that stated about Brazil at the war.The patch is nice,the Disney version is l33t.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-12-2012, 21:12:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Honey badger doesnt give a SHIT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 05-12-2012, 04:12:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7LQHRcjCng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nxilRpSFjc run away little girl...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-12-2012, 09:12:10
Go white people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c&t=35s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-12-2012, 09:12:37
Go white people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c&t=35s

'Cause 90s black rap was so much cooler?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Will Smith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TimeMachineAssassin on 05-12-2012, 10:12:20
Look up '2 live crew' for some 90's rap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-12-2012, 10:12:52
Does anyone remember the GTA: SA mission that was a reference to this piece of art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNS07IrYVw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 05-12-2012, 18:12:05
Best rap from 90s (and 80s)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk - FRom Jarhead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k78sTltIgI - From Everybody Hates Chris
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 05-12-2012, 23:12:47
so true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=pQGtucrJ8hM&feature=endscreen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 07-12-2012, 02:12:40
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dogs-vs-cats.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/deal-with-it-dog.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 07-12-2012, 03:12:57
My cat can pee in the toilet too.

(http://i.imgur.com/1eJBF.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-12-2012, 04:12:23
There is also cats that can detect cancer too, but they don't give cues to its handler like dogs.

Yeah, they are less utilitarian pet anyway.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-12-2012, 05:12:12
All cats can detect cancer, they don't need to be trained.

They just don't give a shit  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-12-2012, 06:12:40
All cats can detect cancer, they don't need to be trained.

They just don't give a shit  8)
Aiit. Arrogant assh*les.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwc3VGvlRY Finnnnland.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-12-2012, 08:12:39
All cats can detect cancer, they don't need to be trained.

They just don't give a shit  8)

My cat knows what your GF underpants colour is! But he is too shithead pissy to tell me what it is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-12-2012, 00:12:38
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/82950286.gif?w=316&h=253)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-12-2012, 11:12:54
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Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 08-12-2012, 14:12:29
(http://media.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/0809/368.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 08-12-2012, 15:12:16
Hmmm and now he apologized for it?
oh well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71zeciMx2eI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-12-2012, 20:12:07
Haha luftwaffe, that one stays a classic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 08-12-2012, 21:12:17
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=turkey+cooking+time

Dafuq? Only gives a good approximation for a spherical turkey.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 08-12-2012, 22:12:39
I can feel her gravitational pull even though I just see a video of her
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow9Dy5t58GY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 08-12-2012, 22:12:45
ugh doesn't wear pants  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 08-12-2012, 23:12:30
Gravitation=force of two components with high masses pulling towards each other
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 08-12-2012, 23:12:22
That's no moon...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-12-2012, 23:12:44
That's no space station, that's a moon!

(http://media.wths.net/anderson/gualtieri/images/moonMimas.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 09-12-2012, 05:12:13
I can feel her gravitational pull even though I just see a video of her
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow9Dy5t58GY

(http://chosenrebel.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/pumpkin-puke.jpg?w=645)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 09-12-2012, 05:12:18
That's no space station, that's a moon!

(http://media.wths.net/anderson/gualtieri/images/moonMimas.jpg)

What moon?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 09-12-2012, 11:12:21
Mimas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimas_(moon)), moon of Saturn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-12-2012, 18:12:45
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6033617_460s.jpg)

no fucking bitching about 9gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 09-12-2012, 19:12:13
Now I have to bitch about 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-12-2012, 19:12:58
well you can bitch about 9gag, just dont bitch about the watermark, found this photo on 9gag, and its hilarious XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 09-12-2012, 22:12:22
Probably the worst fight scene ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oMtTPxqJRI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-12-2012, 23:12:44
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0X1ggm5ZqsA/SzOqzB47bLI/AAAAAAAACzs/IoxoSay5ZBM/s1600/enlightenment.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 10-12-2012, 02:12:32
well you can bitch about 9gag, just dont bitch about the watermark, found this photo on 9gag, and its hilarious XD

Help yourself :

http://fuck9gag.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-12-2012, 05:12:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbPgXNPkzig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGQfUJOifo - The Oomphalapompatronium


EDIT: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20614593 wtf!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-12-2012, 13:12:56
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGQfUJOifo - The Oomphalapompatronium

daar wordt aan de deur geklopt
hard geklopt zacht geklop
daar wordt aan de deur geklopt
wie zou dat zijn ?

wees maar gerust mijn kind
ik ben een goede vriend
want al ben ik zwart als roet
ik meen het wel goed
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-12-2012, 19:12:31
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGQfUJOifo - The Oomphalapompatronium

daar wordt aan de deur geklopt
hard geklopt zacht geklop
daar wordt aan de deur geklopt
wie zou dat zijn ?

wees maar gerust mijn kind
ik ben een goede vriend
want al ben ik zwart als roet
ik meen het wel goed

Sinterklaas and Black Dick...

This year's Sint apparently was fond of fourteen-year olds.

just the annual joke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-12-2012, 19:12:38
Pff, I was in Lapland this weekend and met the real Santa Claus.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-12-2012, 20:12:06
Pff, I was in Lapland this weekend and met the real Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is Finnish, Sinterklaas is a Roman, with Moorish slaves
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 10-12-2012, 20:12:01
I've been on this forum for over a year and I don't think I've ever laughed once in this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-12-2012, 20:12:20
even better.

Sinterklaas is the father of Santa Claus. The English kept the Dutch tradition after the conquest of New York, they just moved the date a bit...   
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-12-2012, 20:12:48
Rare Exports Inc. provides the original Finnish father Christmas for export to all the countries in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FReZqgTjS8I


And if you fail to be nice... another gift of nature is wasted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugT9uPG51Ko
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 10-12-2012, 20:12:54
I've been on this forum for over a year and I don't think I've ever laughed once in this thread.

only canadians can make canadians laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HegNSoWs4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 10-12-2012, 20:12:38
Pff, I was in Lapland this weekend and met the real Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is Finnish, Sinterklaas is a Roman, with Moorish slaves

I think he is Turk or at least born in Turkey. Isn't amazing that already in those times there were black slaves. How screwed can you be as a race throughout history. Of course the Jews were also screwed, first the thing in Egypt, pogroms, holocaust. Can you imagine being a black Jew? I wonder why they were singled out during history. Not really something for this topic though.

Ok carry on with the jokes now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 10-12-2012, 21:12:30
I've been on this forum for over a year and I don't think I've ever laughed once in this thread.

only canadians can make canadians laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HegNSoWs4

Hehe, well I did laugh at that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2012, 21:12:06
whats this all aboot
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-12-2012, 21:12:50
I think he is Turk or at least born in Turkey. Isn't amazing that already in those times there were black slaves. How screwed can you be as a race throughout history. Of course the Jews were also screwed, first the thing in Egypt, pogroms, holocaust. Can you imagine being a black Jew? I wonder why they were singled out during history. Not really something for this topic though.

Ok carry on with the jokes now.
The hell?

Being black or white or ginger... doesn't mean you're some other "race" than the other.

http://youtu.be/LAusAepeLqk?t=1m0s Ok, I could reason with that they should flex a little. That just looks plain scary though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-12-2012, 21:12:03
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I think he is Turk or at least born in Turkey. Isn't amazing that already in those times there were black slaves. How screwed can you be as a race throughout history. Of course the Jews were also screwed, first the thing in Egypt, pogroms, holocaust. Can you imagine being a black Jew? I wonder why they were singled out during history. Not really something for this topic though.

Ok carry on with the jokes now.

he was not a turk. He was a eastern Roman, the turks still lived in Mongolia at that time



The hell?

Being black or white or ginger... doesn't mean you're some other "race" than the other.


Actually in biological therms it does. A British bull dog and a French bulldog look alike but are from a different race none the less. However, after WWII, humans have decided not to categorise humans into different races mainly for politically correctness . Though, from a mere biological perspective, it is quite obvious that somebody from african origin looks different then someone from european origin, hence a different "race"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2012, 21:12:28
we gingers are a race, bound to be extinct
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 10-12-2012, 21:12:52
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I think he is Turk or at least born in Turkey. Isn't amazing that already in those times there were black slaves. How screwed can you be as a race throughout history. Of course the Jews were also screwed, first the thing in Egypt, pogroms, holocaust. Can you imagine being a black Jew? I wonder why they were singled out during history. Not really something for this topic though.

Ok carry on with the jokes now.

he was not a turk. He was a eastern Roman, the turks still lived in Mongolia at that time



The hell?

Being black or white or ginger... doesn't mean you're some other "race" than the other.


Actually in biological therms it does. A British bull dog and a French bulldog look alike but are from a different race none the less. However, after WWII, humans have decided not to categorise humans into different races mainly for politically correctness . Though, from a mere biological perspective, it is quite obvious that somebody from african origin looks different then someone from european origin, hence a different "race"

Thanks for clearing that up. I had a discussion with my seven year old, his school insisted that Sinterklaas is a Turk. It sounded wrong to me.
@Google
What does a racist do for a living then ? They hate people based on their race, Blacks, Slavic, Spics, Migs, Redskins, Whiteskins, Chings, you name it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-12-2012, 22:12:49
we gingers are a race, bound to be extinct

that's the truth though. The gene that causes gingeritis is recessive. The amount of gingers has been declining past century. This means that if you're ginger and your partner does not have the gene, you'll never have ginger kids.
If your partner is not ginger, but has the gene, you have 50% chance of a ginger.
If both are ginger, you can only have ginger kids. If anything else pops out, you might want to ask some serious questions ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-12-2012, 22:12:22
actually ginger couples have been producing non gingers aswel, even without the genes.


Basicly

Im gonna be an circus!

COME AND SEE THE FREAKSHOW! one of the last remaining redheads in the world!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 10-12-2012, 22:12:57
Gingers, you say?

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1863/23434aaadas.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1863/23434aaadas.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-12-2012, 23:12:34
we gingers are a race, bound to be extinct

that's the truth though. The gene that causes gingeritis is recessive. The amount of gingers has been declining past century. This means that if you're ginger and your partner does not have the gene, you'll never have ginger kids.

Bollocks, gingers are not going extinct.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/genetic/redhead-extinction.htm

as a redhead myself i proudly say "better red than dead"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-12-2012, 23:12:45
What does a racist do for a living then ? They hate people based on their race, Blacks, Slavic, Spics, Migs, Redskins, Whiteskins, Chings, you name it.
Ehum, are you defending their stupidity?

Actually in biological therms it does. A British bull dog and a French bulldog look alike but are from a different race none the less. However, after WWII, humans have decided not to categorise humans into different races mainly for politically correctness . Though, from a mere biological perspective, it is quite obvious that somebody from african origin looks different then someone from european origin, hence a different "race"
If we're gonna go that deep, then we all popped out due to some incest group sex way back in time. I think if you go down the ladder back in time, we're all gonna end up at the same stop sign hand in hand.

You don't seem to realize that the only thing that you can blame about people, is their individuality or personality. That's what really sets us apart from the other. Big nose, black hair all that is just genetics.

Unless you mean that you share the mind with your dad, meaning you'd be in love with your mom O_o

It's not the gun that kills people, it's the people that kills people.

It's always so easy to generalize things when they are of the same colour or got the same religion or some other thing that connects a whole bunch of people in one way another.

Over time from what I understand, even the immigrants i.e. someone who is black from Africa that comes to my town and lives there generations after generation will "adapt" or become white eventually.
So are they still of the "black race" in that case and not a true "nordic" viking? There's even reasons why the locals are black in the whole of Africa.

I had white hair as a child, then it went blondish dark. Now I got blondish dark hair, ginger beard and brown chest hair. They called me the angry red beard at work. :b
My father is a ginger and mother is half gingerish.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/skoreas-porn-fight-shoveling-blizzard
Hah.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 11-12-2012, 00:12:34
Actually in biological therms it does. A British bull dog and a French bulldog look alike but are from a different race none the less.
Race is a totally ambiguous term in biology. Like 'species' or 'life'. Biologists have no clue.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 11-12-2012, 00:12:51
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If we're gonna go that deep, then we all popped out due to some incest group sex way back in time. I think if you go down the ladder back in time, we're all gonna end up at the same stop sign hand in hand.

If you're gonna state that, we might as well scrap the terminology of species altogether.  Really, chances are good that you and the most simple Archaea share a common ancestor. But stating that you and a prokaryote only differ in "individuality" is far stretched

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You don't seem to realize that the only thing that you can blame about people, is their individuality. That's what really sets us apart from the other. Big nose, black hair all that is just genetics.

Genetics is what determines a race in the first place. Seems to me that you're rather thinking from an emotional point of view rather then a rational one.

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Unless you mean that you share the mind with your dad, meaning you'd be in love with your mom O_o

It's not the gun that kills people, it's the people that kills people.

have no idea what you're talking about

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Over time from what I understand, even the immigrants i.e. someone who is black from Africa that comes to my town and lives there generations after generation will "adapt" or become white eventually.
So are they still of the "black race" in that case and not a true "nordic" viking? There's even reasons why the locals are black in the whole of Africa.

Blacks don't become white after "generations". They simply disperse in the population, just as the German tribes dispensed in the Roman population in order to become the French. Now what you mean is if you would pick up an African tribe and throw them into Finland and wait 50K years, you would come back and find "whites". This is more then likely because it is called evolution, and evolution lies on the basis of the racial classification system in the first place.

But would that make them Caucasians ? Unlikely since evolution takes many paths. there never is a right way, organisms just try something and see if it works, so it comes out on different ways on each occasion.   

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I had white hair as a child, then it went blondish dark. Now I got blondish dark hair, ginger beard and brown chest hair. They called me the angry red beard at work. :b
My father is a ginger and mother is half gingerish.

Determined from the moment your mother was fertilised.

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It's always so easy to generalize things when they are of the same colour or got the same religion or some other thing that connects a whole bunch of people in one way another.

it's what people do best. Let us say you put on an experiment with 4 red blocks and 1 green. You preform an action and the green block produces a counter reaction. What is the first human reaction ? it does something because it looks green .. Although it might be completely irrelevant .

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Race is a totally ambiguous term in biology. Like 'species' or 'life'.
100% true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-12-2012, 00:12:53
blabla

I've edited post and included personality along with that individuality line. In truth, dunno what _your_ discussion was about.

My reaction came from NTH's post.

I just believe there's the HUMAN and not humans divided or classified and put in different shelves due to beliefs or religious background, skin colour or looks so on. It's just the birthplace and the mind itself that really sets us apart. Well, maybe different names too.

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it's what people do best. Let us say you put on an experiment with 4 red blocks and 1 green. You preform an action and the green block produces a counter reaction. What is the first human reaction ? it does something because it looks green .. Although it might be completely irrelevant .
No, I think it's just the lack of critical thinking when you sweep and blames a whole "community" like that, just cause they had the same religion or shared intrest etc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 11-12-2012, 01:12:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV8Q2fsN0o&feature=g-subs-lik

WAT?  (* )___( *)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-12-2012, 11:12:39
GooGeL, I think you took it too seriously.

We as "races" are different alright. Some has developed some characteristics distinct to each other. Us the orientals has more probability of catching sickle cell disease, but majority of the Japs, Koreans, and Chinese are stomach are scientifically proven to be able to chew down algae cells, a feat unique to those people since they have evolved as a result of consuming that kind of diet for centuries. Then there is Caucasian people who have bigger chance to catch skin cancer, but then are quite immune to sickle cells.

If we are talking about racism, it's entirely different matter. You may like/dislike certain groups of people, it's your call, but to commit violent act on them and systematically murder them for that particular reason is wrong. Nobody can choose where or how to be born, am I not correct?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 11-12-2012, 12:12:07
Speaking of which, does anyone sees the ironic turn-around racism currently takes?

http://www.france24.com/en/20121210-row-over-white-snow-miss-france
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 11-12-2012, 14:12:51
What the hell, this is what Europe has been reduced to due to political correctness?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-12-2012, 14:12:23
What the hell, this is what Europe has been reduced to due to political correctness?

Oh boy, if you think this is bad - take a look at Sweden. They can't use their own flag or sing their national anthem in certain situations because it could be seen as racist. Also, the most recent story I heard was about a little immigrant kid in a Swedish school who wasn't allowed to be dressed as a gingerbread man in some play because it could be viewed as racist to have a foreign kid in a brown suit, singing about brown gingerbread from gingerbread land. So they banned the song altogether and the kid didn't get to play the gingerbread man he had been longing for.

Also, a German exchange student told me Germany can't ban smoking in bars (or was it public places?) because that's what the Nazis did back in the day, and they don't want to relate to them.

Hilarious. Hilarious and sad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-12-2012, 15:12:58
That article actually makes me proud as Indonesian. We never had any trouble advertising white-skin praising cosmetics.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 11-12-2012, 15:12:06
That article actually makes me proud as Indonesian. We never had any trouble advertising white-skin praising cosmetics.

Heh you know where that is coming from. The grass is always greener on the other side. White people desperate want to have a tan, Indonesian and Indian people want to become as white as possible. Saw lots of commercials for whiteners when I was in Mumbia.

If Forgotten Hope 2 was a race, we would be protected by the World Wide Fund for Nature. We would get al kind of funding to enlarge our mod and population, nice.

@Kuba
She is pretty and smart that Miss France. Good for France.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 11-12-2012, 16:12:01
Also, a German exchange student told me Germany can't ban smoking in bars (or was it public places?) because that's what the Nazis did back in the day, and they don't want to relate to them.

Well, no. I don't know for sure about other federal states, but here was a decision that smoking in bars will not be allowed anymore in 2013 a few weeks ago. As far as I know most federal states have some kind of somking law relating bars, just different in how hard it is enforced. Before we had some kind of smoking areas or whole smoking bars. I don't smoke but I dunno if it's good to have such a law. They do it for health care reasons, but when I go into a pub I know there is smoke and I can deal with it. Those that really suffer are the owners of the bars. I like not having smoking people around but a good bunch of my friends does it and I don't care when they smoke while we are in a bar, but that's a different topic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-12-2012, 17:12:44
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e6c_1355149619



Oh boy, if you think this is bad - take a look at Sweden. They can't use their own flag or sing their national anthem in certain situations because it could be seen as racist. Also, the most recent story I heard was about a little immigrant kid in a Swedish school who wasn't allowed to be dressed as a gingerbread man in some play because it could be viewed as racist to have a foreign kid in a brown suit, singing about brown gingerbread from gingerbread land. So they banned the song altogether and the kid didn't get to play the gingerbread man he had been longing for.

Also, a German exchange student told me Germany can't ban smoking in bars (or was it public places?) because that's what the Nazis did back in the day, and they don't want to relate to them.

Hilarious. Hilarious and sad.
Well, I haven't been a patriot for many moons. I don't even feel like being a patriot cause they steal from my salary and continue tax and steal even more when I purchase stuff.

I know we couldn't paint Swedish flags in school in certain cases. There are no rules or laws against any of that. Just teachers drawing the fine line. I dunno why they tried to avoid some kind of "conflict" in this case. They just draw more attention to themself instead of letting the lill' kid doing what she/he wants to do.

Though, the weird feelings have eased off a little lately. However I doubt we'd ever get to any Norwegian standards.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 11-12-2012, 19:12:18
Before you guys start discussing race you should all refreshen your knowledge about biology and genetics in particular...

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In biology, the species Homo sapiens is no longer divided into races. Since the 1970s molecular and genetic studies have shown that a systematic classification of human subspecies no longer meets the enormous diversity and the smooth transitions between geographic populations. It was also found that the majority of genetic differences in humans can be found within one geographic population. The division of the human species into subspecies/races is no longer scientifically valid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-12-2012, 20:12:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEuq8Zac3E8

what-the-fuck who makes this shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 11-12-2012, 22:12:22
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9987/dailyafternoonrandomnes.jpg)

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/ (http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/)

Too cute. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 11-12-2012, 23:12:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEuq8Zac3E8

what-the-fuck who makes this shit
jimmie-status
[    ] unrustled
[ x ] rustled

damn aspie bronies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-12-2012, 17:12:31
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap121212.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 12-12-2012, 18:12:56
Astronomy... that's one thing i really like.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 12-12-2012, 18:12:45
(http://assets.perfectlytimedphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/24985/resized/IMG_0435.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 13-12-2012, 03:12:47
http://hipsterhitler.com/

This is actually pretty damn funny. A lot of great puns and WWII references.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 13-12-2012, 15:12:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ&feature=player_embedded

disgruntled employee.. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-12-2012, 18:12:05
Brilliant :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-12-2012, 19:12:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQA-QCo2vTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd4bWo7yXck

impressive
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-12-2012, 04:12:19
http://i.imgur.com/J6QjR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/N5hMN.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 15-12-2012, 07:12:15
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/14502_568526719839411_892578549_n.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 15-12-2012, 11:12:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_lCObJVJk
Good to know the rebels use my favorite weapon ;) skip to  2:11...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-12-2012, 12:12:32
Some lolcats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TQBMPDbqlvc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LHj0ANZ7MMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=b_mVb-G1v1I

D'awwwww
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/12/11/17/enhanced-buzz-3586-1355266588-7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 16-12-2012, 10:12:11
(http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/380114_4268047792658_1677517838_n.jpg)
http://www.rainymood.com/ (http://www.rainymood.com/)
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k (http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-12-2012, 11:12:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_lCObJVJk
Good to know the rebels use my favorite weapon ;) skip to  2:11...
wich one?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-12-2012, 12:12:03
STG?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-12-2012, 12:12:03
oooh yeah

i always loved this pone  ;D

(http://www.tk409.com/images/mg15_measurements.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-12-2012, 12:12:01
I liked MG34 - Blaster conversion  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Aggroman on 16-12-2012, 13:12:12
(http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/380114_4268047792658_1677517838_n.jpg)
http://www.rainymood.com/ (http://www.rainymood.com/)
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k (http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k)

Just great! :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 16-12-2012, 13:12:21
Yeah, but i think it is the 4th time it is posted here...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 16-12-2012, 17:12:14
(http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/380114_4268047792658_1677517838_n.jpg)
http://www.rainymood.com/ (http://www.rainymood.com/)
http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k (http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k)

You forgot one thing: A fire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_BDbTVtQc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 16-12-2012, 21:12:55
(http://i.imgur.com/JTKSh.jpg?1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-12-2012, 10:12:24
http://www.explosm.net/comics/3022/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-12-2012, 16:12:49
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1355759714.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 17-12-2012, 20:12:48
(http://i.imgur.com/sIs3m.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/U5Ork.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-12-2012, 07:12:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUahz093H

He mad

Oh, probably old but..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLWn3xTGL4 Sheman Nicholas Cage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQ4t2E7iAU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-12-2012, 09:12:43
Get off Reddit googel  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-12-2012, 10:12:49
X mas in Germany 1942

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inQ2FRzSoQ0&list=UUvyDs6RsxB_W9ef1igbCPxw&index=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-12-2012, 14:12:03
Get off Reddit googel  ;)
I'm not on that lewser page.

http://avherald.com/h?article=42620150/0001&opt=0 Stomped by a whale.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 18-12-2012, 14:12:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0

a good book is good and it's a book!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-12-2012, 15:12:24
2012 à la Youtube. Out of all those people I recognised only Psy, Freddie Wong, Hannah Hart, Felicia Day and HuskyStarcraft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCkYw3cRwLo

The best part is people crying over Ray William Johnson and PewDiePie in the comments.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-12-2012, 15:12:35
Who are these people, I dont even...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-12-2012, 17:12:31
I only know Psy and Ray William Johnson.

The first is the lucky Korean hiphop artist that become a world phenomenon. The last one is this guy: =) typical late 1980-early 1990s guy, trying to be original and not selling out. TBH, I don't get why his video is so popular. Perhaps it is reflecting the level of boredom most internet users are currently suffering.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 18-12-2012, 17:12:32
Only in Australia. The Emu War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_war). :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 18-12-2012, 23:12:37
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee33/dasob/forecast.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 18-12-2012, 23:12:44
(http://www.srednja.hr/Photos/Posteri/poster483.jpg)


I lol'd

"Check out Munira, she's always been the craziest one."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-12-2012, 01:12:55
(http://i.imgur.com/9zLz6.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/RKwEe.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 19-12-2012, 04:12:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a6GEEi67atc&feature=endscreen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-12-2012, 09:12:19
Finland in a gif:
(http://tinyurl.com/d8wayjg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 19-12-2012, 11:12:46
You guys remember Michelle Jenneke?
(http://s7.directupload.net/images/121219/rbnichoj.gif)

The Chive did a video featuring her. Enjoy. (http://vimeo.com/55636930) :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-12-2012, 18:12:31
You guys remember Michelle Jenneke?
(http://s7.directupload.net/images/121219/rbnichoj.gif)

The Chive did a video featuring her. Enjoy. (http://vimeo.com/55636930) :D
GODDAMIT just when i was over my Michelle jenneke fetish

Fuck it=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mon1FUXnGCo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 19-12-2012, 21:12:29
"Your moms dildo is being delivered" jokes time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GAXzicwhcHI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-12-2012, 21:12:24
Threattys latest: Full Metal 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BiAFceV0fk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 19-12-2012, 22:12:07
Threattys latest: Full Metal 4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BiAFceV0fk)

BF3 is such a fucked up game :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 19-12-2012, 23:12:41
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=165_1355648980&p=1

http://youtu.be/JHQqJDBjfSM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 19-12-2012, 23:12:37
http://englishrussia.com/2012/12/18/top-40-best-photographs-in-russia-2012/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 19-12-2012, 23:12:14
http://youtu.be/JHQqJDBjfSM
Win!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-12-2012, 11:12:35
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2012/12/syrias-long-destructive-civil-war/100426/
That lil' panzer D;

Warning. Some minor graphical stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 20-12-2012, 12:12:27
http://englishrussia.com/2012/12/18/top-40-best-photographs-in-russia-2012/

Nice pair of tits at the end!  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 20-12-2012, 14:12:33
2012 à la Youtube. Out of all those people I recognised only Psy, Freddie Wong, Hannah Hart, Felicia Day and HuskyStarcraft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCkYw3cRwLo

The best part is people crying over Ray William Johnson and PewDiePie in the comments.

I got Psy, duh, but apart from that, only Jenna Marbles 8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 20-12-2012, 15:12:00
Jenna who? i got freddie and the other guy that make videos, felicia day, the annoying orange and...nothing else
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 21-12-2012, 13:12:39
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid  :o  http://youtu.be/CE0Q904gtMI (http://youtu.be/CE0Q904gtMI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-12-2012, 13:12:27
Golden Eagle Snatches Kid  :o  http://youtu.be/CE0Q904gtMI (http://youtu.be/CE0Q904gtMI)

Thats fake, a university student in Montreal has created it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 21-12-2012, 14:12:49
Yeah, just learnt that a few secs before you replied, pretty convincing though!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-12-2012, 14:12:02
Yeah, I also tpught it was for real.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-12-2012, 16:12:33
http://************.com/


Another doomsday survived ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-12-2012, 16:12:21
panzerknacker your link became a porn website
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 21-12-2012, 17:12:29
Gangam Style has 1 billion 400k views already, so i guess it served its purpose.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 21-12-2012, 17:12:24
LOL sorry, it was counting views the last time I saw it xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-12-2012, 18:12:22
LOL sorry, it was counting views the last time I saw it xD
alot of people got trolled today
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 21-12-2012, 22:12:52
FAR CRY 3
(http://i.imgur.com/qaZqm.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-12-2012, 23:12:56
Daily Mail-o-matic (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/)
Creates such believable Daily Heil headlines as:
HAVE THE FRENCH TURNED YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?
COULD TWITTER TAX THE QUEEN?
COULD PAEDOPHILES GIVE CLIFF RICHARD CANCER?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-12-2012, 23:12:43
WILL FEMINISM GIVE YOUR PETS DIABETES?


definitely !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-12-2012, 00:12:57
I guess the daily mail has something with aids ?

ARE TEACHERS INFECTING MIDDLE BRITAIN WITH AIDS?
COULD THE UNIONS INFECT ENGLAND WITH AIDS?
WILL LESBIANS INFECT THE QUEEN WITH AIDS?
HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM INFECTED YOUR CHILDREN WITH AIDS?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 22-12-2012, 01:12:23
(http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/comics/2012-03-12Sleep-Tight.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-12-2012, 17:12:56
An innocent third world top class "international" high school cited Daily Mail as paper essay source.

Wasn't sure how to grade that one... loose all the politics and get it done, or educate those brats to stay away from rightists?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 22-12-2012, 18:12:55
Yes I want this for Christmas :D.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/sub4/Two-pdr.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 22-12-2012, 18:12:09
So... do you get that half burnt hanomag too?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 22-12-2012, 20:12:04
DayZ Peter Griffin car trunk prank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wRziuMBVFGg

ROFLMAO  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-12-2012, 20:12:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fttToYwL-nY&feature=share
und zhat is why i liebe deutsche :>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-12-2012, 00:12:46
(http://i.imgur.com/KsQKn.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-12-2012, 00:12:23
Norway=Norge
Sweden=Sverige
Denmark=Danmark
Iceland=Ísland


Finland=SUOMI

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18690777.jpg)
damn hipsters

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1wesZPdr1rww88co1_1280.jpg)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/Main-sources-of-income-Norway-Sweden-Finland_o_126140.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/041/454/Finland_Ball.jpg)

(http://satwcomic.com/art/800x1392xcoat-of-arms.jpg.pagespeed.ic.3dL5OMcuwn.jpg)
(http://satwcomic.com/art/core/900x1163xbath-time.jpg.pagespeed.ic.6sy_dX89sQ.jpg)

There you . Finland!
Enough for today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 23-12-2012, 00:12:21
Yeah, let's just make fun of finnish language  >:(

Also, theta has NOTHING to say in this matter  ;D. Dutch must be most silly sounding and looking language that there is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-12-2012, 00:12:50
that is true however. we Belgians seasoned it with French spices and it turned to be less silly.


but still silly enough  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-12-2012, 00:12:14
hahaha that thing about the lion coats of arms was very very funny.  silly nordic types
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 23-12-2012, 00:12:05
Silly languages?
Polish, one to rule them all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 23-12-2012, 00:12:04
Silly languages?
Polish, one to rule them all.

I'm fluent in Polish. Czxtwrzy ktznprty lpsznkn zksnyka plkrtro kaputza. Kurwa.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 23-12-2012, 00:12:12
I'm fluent in Polish. Czxtwrzy ktznprty lpsznkn zksnyka plkrtro kaputza. Kurwa.

 ;D What?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 23-12-2012, 01:12:18
Silly languages?
Polish, one to rule them all.

I'm fluent in Polish. Czxtwrzy ktznprty lpsznkn zksnyka plkrtro kaputza. Kurwa.
You forgot to start with siema.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-12-2012, 01:12:32
http://youtu.be/n0shee8Aw7Y?t=0m57s

Belgian comedian pretending to be hitler but with his own political agenda

AKA
How belgians speak german  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 23-12-2012, 03:12:48
;D

He should come to Germany, the national shitstorm about it would be highly amusing. (Not even sure if such performance is legal here anyway)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 23-12-2012, 09:12:32
(http://i.imgur.com/ibtWu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 23-12-2012, 10:12:26
ULTIMATE TROLL!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 23-12-2012, 10:12:25
;D

He should come to Germany, the national shitstorm about it would be highly amusing. (Not even sure if such performance is legal here anyway)

The shitstorm would be fantastic. I am imagine the reaction of some politicians, extremly funny. I dont think it would be much of a legal problem. There might be some people who would call for a ban of this performance, but in this case I am pretty sure every german court would decide against a ban, because everyone can see easily, this is comedy/parody. Although I am also sure once this is sold on CD/DVD it need to be labeled minimum 16+.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 23-12-2012, 13:12:56
The coat of arms represent the Finnish lion holding up the armored right arm with the straight sword of the west while crushing down the crooked sabre of the east. A nice little middle finger to our eternal bully.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/Coat_of_arms_of_Finland.svg/480px-Coat_of_arms_of_Finland.svg.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 23-12-2012, 15:12:35
;D

He should come to Germany, the national shitstorm about it would be highly amusing. (Not even sure if such performance is legal here anyway)

The shitstorm would be fantastic. I am imagine the reaction of some politicians, extremly funny. I dont think it would be much of a legal problem. There might be some people who would call for a ban of this performance, but in this case I am pretty sure every german court would decide against a ban, because everyone can see easily, this is comedy/parody. Although I am also sure once this is sold on CD/DVD it need to be labeled minimum 16+.

Considering we have a very popular parody of "The Office" with Hitler in the main role on Pro Sieben, I doubt anybody would complain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL4CPewSqT4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-12-2012, 16:12:11
Silly languages?
Polish, one to rule them all.

Even nazis bend the knee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlOoSsfU6cM

I'm fluent in Polish. Czxtwrzy ktznprty lpsznkn zksnyka plkrtro kaputza. Kurwa.

What? You're wearing a stinky boot as a hat?.  czrzdż śćż ąęół :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 23-12-2012, 18:12:52
Now I know why they call it the "Valve time"...

(http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/2201/steamwtf.png)

I guess their stuff goes crazy too, when you have so many people checking out the next hot discounts on favorite titles....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-12-2012, 22:12:17
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2cnmcNnD1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-12-2012, 23:12:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9pzChni6H4

Insanity wolfs version of jingle bells :>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 23-12-2012, 23:12:54
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2cnmcNnD1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

Real life Die Hard 4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-12-2012, 00:12:14
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/546649_258291804299595_1768149172_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-12-2012, 01:12:37
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1356307445.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-12-2012, 09:12:42
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a54660876324d43a083a72c27c945452/tumblr_mfiqd7YiYd1qdlh1io1_500.gif)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT7ovF13rMo D;
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-12-2012, 09:12:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1icpvvCxjo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-12-2012, 13:12:53
http://z0r.de/4964
http://z0r.de/4956
"modern art"


http://z0r.de/4943
Best part in a constant loop
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 25-12-2012, 17:12:40
http://z0r.de/4964
Oh, I´m crying from laughing! ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 26-12-2012, 02:12:01
Meanwhile in Sweden, Volvo! Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAPah6HAuLs

He's pretty damn good, somebody give him a drum set!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FFkeVeFbCnI#!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 26-12-2012, 10:12:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_VfSl0iGAus#!

Poor kitteh. :[
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 26-12-2012, 20:12:51
So, spending a wonderful sunny day on a beach in Russia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tPdOVbU_Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 26-12-2012, 21:12:50
(http://ct.politicomments.com/ol/pc/sw/i57/2/12/8/pc_e64c774502de02dec069db7b635df84e.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4b336abea624021012d9e494cf038c0/tumblr_meuexmYWcZ1qazc74o1_500.jpg)
(http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0035/672S334883.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-12-2012, 21:12:59
(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2012-12-24-Santa.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-12-2012, 00:12:12
Meanwhile, in Canada...

(http://i.imgur.com/qetNq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-12-2012, 14:12:02
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380205_10151148043401513_824523926_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/524872_10151156968886513_38907307_n.jpg)


Finnish police have started co-operating with Santa Claus to find out who has been naughty... and put them behind bars.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-12-2012, 14:12:16
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/055594f3dbeb9f299d7e752421ec67c1/tumblr_mfmp8dXEb21qdlh1io1_400.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/096d187756bcf5a865eef0820a4a269c/tumblr_mfmqip4bhG1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-12-2012, 15:12:00
wtf is that in the crab gif?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-12-2012, 15:12:44
Too me it looks like that the grab is being compacted/drained because of depressurisation, like the white Alien in Aliens : Resurection.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-12-2012, 17:12:12
like the white Alien in Aliens : Resurection.
May that fucker burn in hell

i mean freeze in space

Because that was just......an blasphemy for the Alien franchise
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-12-2012, 18:12:07
Okay found it here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17abJOMel4

The crab is being sucked in a pipe that is under sea.

EDIT : OH HAHAHA SOME OF THE COMMENTS HHAA  ;D

"This kills the crab"
"^No, this creates crab.zip"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 27-12-2012, 19:12:38
Speaking about crabs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflXwCXd6D4

disgusting creatures, they look like giant spiders.


KILL THEM WITH FIRE..

wait

KILL THEM WITH DEPTH CHARGES
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-12-2012, 20:12:11
They taste really good, I like eating them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 28-12-2012, 01:12:27
Hey, Spiders are disgusting but crabs are cute! They look nothing like spiders!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-12-2012, 02:12:28
This spider is cute:
(http://cdn-images2.9cloud.us/726/1920x1200_cute_spider_1677822092.640x0.jpg)
and this spider is cute:
(http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.241856.11.flat,550x550,075,f.cute-spider.jpg)
and this one:
(http://pcdn.500px.net/14784971/4a2d33c391332f476e7b7c71e2f6888cd08b11d6/3.jpg)
and this one:
(http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2010/02/149734,xcitefun-cute-spider-1.jpg)
and this little dude:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lsf31CSe1r3xy4mo1_500.gif)
and this one is musically talented:
(http://i.imgur.com/fsX97.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-12-2012, 03:12:50
I do not like Spiders at all, i always had bad dreams with them. THANK GOD we aren't like Australia, the Spider Country. I would be dead in five seconds.


Anyways, these spiders are damn cute... also these eyes.... deep, empty eyes... you don't know if they're looking at you or not.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 28-12-2012, 12:12:53
News from Finland: this week about 500K russians came across the border to do their holiday shopping. Last time they tried, 73 years ago, we welcomed them with bullets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TuscanGangster on 28-12-2012, 12:12:55
News from Finland: this week about 500K russians came across the border to do their holiday shopping. Last time they tried, 73 years ago, we welcomed them with bullets.
We should do that with Frenchies. J/k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 28-12-2012, 12:12:24
Is this hatred between Russia and Finland still goin on? (Maybe I sound like someone who lived on the moon since birth; I surley do, but I have no idea; sorry for my ignorance)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 28-12-2012, 12:12:42
Nope, we just hate them during Ice hockey World Championships. Other times, we're happy to relieve them from their excessive amount of monies.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-12-2012, 12:12:29
Is this hatred between Russia and Finland still goin on? (Maybe I sound like someone who lived on the moon since birth; I surley do, but I have no idea; sorry for my ignorance)
It's mostly people stuck somewhere far right and 12 year old kids who take it seriously any more.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 28-12-2012, 13:12:25
So, same story as France-Germany. I fear that there are more idiots in Germany who actually still believe that Germany and France are still archenemies :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-12-2012, 13:12:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nypb8_HTenE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TuscanGangster on 28-12-2012, 14:12:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4PTtXIQ3vs

Latino spaghetti attack!
Warning: vomitive images and sounds.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Latreillle on 28-12-2012, 16:12:20
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/200064_10151309501448706_1192782858_n.jpg)
Around 1.5 foot yesterday in less then 20hrs, nice one here in Montréal  :D
and eastern Canada. Ddn't rained much this year but when it did, it was heavy and short,
guess thats how it will be from now on.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 28-12-2012, 16:12:45
^Nice one! While you Canadians have snow, Munich, Southern Germany had around 20 degrees celcius and lots of sun! o0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 28-12-2012, 21:12:44
You should say: «While you Québécois», because the snowstorm was mainly in Québec.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 29-12-2012, 00:12:52
You should say: «While you Québécois», because the snowstorm was mainly in Québec.

holy fuck, did you really just say that?
 Ottawa got more snow than Montreal and yet you are so blind to the rest of this beautiful country. Thank god separatists are a dying minority.


 i wish i was there for that kind of dump, it brings back the old days i spent in Laval, Lasalle and even more so the Gaspesie. (mind you my grandfather is screwed trying to shovel that much snow away, i should call and find out if he had to use the ladder from the top floor of the house to get outside)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 29-12-2012, 01:12:28
Mainly tu sais ce que sa veut dire ? principalement, j'ai pas dis que l'Ontario en a pas eux, mais je pense pas que toutes l'Ouest canadien dont la CB ont été sous la neige. Alors respire par le nez innocent. Je crois que ta une profonde haine de ta personne et t'a le droit, mais on fait un deal. Adresse moi pus la parole et le monde va être heureux.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 29-12-2012, 01:12:45
 The snowstorm started in the US mid-west and followed a north-easterly trajectory that eventually led to the massive snowfalls  in the region of Ottawa.

 As the snowfall migrated eastwards and northerly, it impacted throughout the Laurentides and has now moved to the Atlantic seaboard where it is currently impacting the good people of Newfoundland.


 So, in the process of dumping snow on approximately 60 million people, Alakazou has monopolized the conversation to imply that Quebec was solely hit, to the exclusion of the majority that surrounds them. My assertion still stands Alakazou,  you ignore the rest of the world to lay a focus on Quebec that is not entirely based in reality.


 If you don't lie, then i won't correct your assertions. LOVE SHEIK

p.s. BC had more snow than Eastern Canada did until about 3 weeks ago, but now the weather of the Canadian shield is working its' magic upon all kinds of people (english or french, yank or canuck or even those poor Magdaleine Frenchie's)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2012, 01:12:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

seriously
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 29-12-2012, 01:12:50
 Theta I will not enter in his game. He just want to be a jerk, let him play alone. So that's why I talked to him in french.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2012, 01:12:02
What was that all ABOOT?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 29-12-2012, 02:12:55
http://tvanouvelles.ca/archives/lcn/infos/national/media/2012/12/20121227-065508-a.jpg

You can see it's mainly in Québec when you see where it was in Canada...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-12-2012, 02:12:17
Critical stupidity reached, thread locked. WTF guys really...

I'm going to sleep now. I'll unlock the thread when I wake up some time tomorrow afternoon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-12-2012, 16:12:05
These damn infomercials get me every time.

(http://i.imgur.com/sN7rl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 29-12-2012, 17:12:31
Sheik trolling with fox hunting in the other thread but gets trolled really hard here about some Canadian bullshit. Thread delivered the joke the title promised.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2012, 18:12:15
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6198102_700b_v1.jpg)


And nobody will kill a fox when i am around

Also saw the fox again today. This time it was playing with my cat.

Basicly the fox is somebody nearbies "Cat". He takes care of orphan welps, vacinates them for diseases, puts a collar on so Hunters dont shoot them, and lets them go in the wild. The foxes often go out for a day, then turn up to play with the owner. But they mostly live in the wild.

He made this little cat door, well,Fox door really. He also leaves leftovers there but not much so the foxes dont go dependant on the food
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 29-12-2012, 18:12:45
I once went hunting with my friends, we hunted and ate a fox. Tasted rather delicious, I must say.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-12-2012, 22:12:08
He takes care of orphan welps, vacinates them for diseases, puts a collar on so Hunters dont shoot them, and lets them go in the wild.
The only kind of person that a collar would work against where I live would be an urban pest controller who does live capture.  Even then, if they weren't the kind of namby-pandy no-kill type, said collar would have a reasonable chance of 'disappearing'.

Once the fox walked out of the city (which they do, the concept of an urban-fox being largely illusionary), they'd be at the mercy of snares and cars (indiscriminate), lamp shooting (too far and dark to see any collar), opportunistic shooting (too quick to notice), or poison (I think it's illegal, but people still do it because it is effective).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 29-12-2012, 23:12:40
Situations are improving though, haven't been shot at for a while.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 30-12-2012, 07:12:22
Sheik trolling with fox hunting in the other thread but gets trolled really hard here about some Canadian bullshit. Thread delivered the joke the title promised.

 i wasn't trolling anything, give me a rifle and i will gladly shoot a fox or a wolf or a deer. Anything that moves and is not endangered is fair game to me. It's even better when they can be cut up and made into clothes or a decent stew. A bullet is a super humane way to put something down and that is what I might have done to some animal in my house.


 With respect to Alakazou, he makes constant references on this forum about Quebec as if it is some standalone entity that is separate (in his reality) from the rest of the world. The storm he says was mostly in Quebec, province of Canada, is actually still rolling through the atlantic seaboard and started thousands of kilometres away in another country.


 so how am I a troll for calling him out on his outright lie? I stand by my statement, I will be very glad when people of his ilk stop spreading treasonous sentiment and accept the awesome-ness that is CANADA !!!

 p.s. I would also like to add that I didn't resort to base language (run what he said through a translator sometime) as some poor effort to cast aspersion upon another.   (English MuthaFucka, go tao123)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Olympic_Flame_of_Vancouver_2010_Olympics_%28night%29.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 30-12-2012, 07:12:53
Situations are improving though, haven't been shot at for a while.

Stand still,
or get caught up in a gang war over drugs.


 Getting shot at is no fun, getting hit is even worse but it's not the worst possible pain.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 30-12-2012, 13:12:56
I once went hunting with my friends, we hunted and ate a fox. Tasted rather delicious, I must say.

:-\

I wouldn't eat scavenger meat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 30-12-2012, 13:12:19
I once went hunting with my friends, we hunted and ate a fox. Tasted rather delicious, I must say.

:-\

I wouldn't eat scavenger meat.

Well, we had nothing else to eat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-12-2012, 17:12:18
Did it taste like chicken?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-12-2012, 18:12:01
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrA-MSZc_OyoziZJQKguCAMHF3-wf9iE3ZCrut0muwnGfmXHQp)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6925975552/h61CB93B9/)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6898098176/h43ADF8FC/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 31-12-2012, 02:12:44
Idk if it was posted before and I didn't feel like checking through 188 pages but I found it funny. Ik that ik a few ppl in FH like this as well (especially the last round I played ::))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4s4QswGS4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4s4QswGS4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-12-2012, 14:12:03
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/7k/49h/uzn3/59216/1118840215.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2012, 14:12:06
Idk if it was posted before and I didn't feel like checking through 188 pages but I found it funny. Ik that ik a few ppl in FH like this as well (especially the last round I played ::))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4s4QswGS4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4s4QswGS4)
Okay    the MAV part was awesome  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-12-2012, 20:12:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppw1GtN-bfU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-01-2013, 09:01:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8St7jj1iFw

Top Gear in Alabama, US (2007).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-01-2013, 23:01:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6221266_700b_v1.jpg)

9gag is also filled with retards as seen in the above photo

Spot what is wrong and you can win a voucher wich can be activated anyday, any time. This voucher suppresses my ability to speak badly of german warmachines for 3 hours
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-01-2013, 02:01:13
http://youtu.be/FjW4NQeIgfc

Laundry day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GLzXVKlzUg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-01-2013, 04:01:05
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6221266_700b_v1.jpg)

9gag is also filled with retards as seen in the above video

Spot what is wrong and you can win a voucher wich can be activated anyday, any time. This voucher suppresses my ability to speak badly of german warmachines for 3 hours

America = United States of America. No other country in this world incorporates the name of the continent into its official name, besides the US of A.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-01-2013, 04:01:27
cough*australia*cough
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-01-2013, 04:01:45
Meanwhile I also forgot about South Africa, Central Republic of Africa...  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 02-01-2013, 04:01:23
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6221266_700b_v1.jpg)

9gag is also filled with retards as seen in the above video

Spot what is wrong and you can win a voucher wich can be activated anyday, any time. This voucher suppresses my ability to speak badly of german warmachines for 3 hours

America = United States of America. No other country in this world incorporates the name of the continent into its official name, besides the US of A.

As an American, this drives me mad. I am AMERICAN too, not just US of A.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-01-2013, 08:01:58
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6221266_700b_v1.jpg)

9gag is also filled with retards as seen in the above video

Spot what is wrong and you can win a voucher wich can be activated anyday, any time. This voucher suppresses my ability to speak badly of german warmachines for 3 hours

Aspe is what's wrong. Belgian crime writer in the US of A, like they don't have enough of those.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: xShadow on 02-01-2013, 12:01:40
What is "semi-gay"? Is that between "metro-sexual" and "ultra-gay"?
Wow, that made me laugh  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-01-2013, 12:01:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6221266_700b_v1.jpg)

9gag is also filled with retards as seen in the above video

Spot what is wrong and you can win a voucher wich can be activated anyday, any time. This voucher suppresses my ability to speak badly of german warmachines for 3 hours

Aspe is what's wrong. Belgian crime writer in the US of A, like they don't have enough of those.
Correct! you win!
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-01-2013, 04:01:57
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvabmpVcJ1qdqix8o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 03-01-2013, 05:01:09
"Swag" needs to go away, and fast, dying the sweet, satisfactory death of "YOLO"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 03-01-2013, 06:01:16
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd49ff2209c2572abb7598cb688a5384/tumblr_mg16x2YXhz1qdlh1io1_500.gif)

http://www.blocket.se/halland/Mercedes_Benz_230_B_Lang_Cabriolet_44580462.htm?ca=15&w=3

Cool. 1.2 mil :<
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 03-01-2013, 10:01:34
"Swag" needs to go away, and fast, dying the sweet, satisfactory death of "YOLO"
As pretty much all of nowadays "internet geek culture", especially if people who are 18+ use it in real life...

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comichitandrun2.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/awkwardnew2.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-01-2013, 14:01:10
"Swag" needs to go away, and fast, dying the sweet, satisfactory death of "YOLO"
but it's so integral to post modern society
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 03-01-2013, 14:01:15
"Swag" needs to go away, and fast, dying the sweet, satisfactory death of "YOLO"
but it's so integral to post modern society

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-_m6nRD6D8Gc/UOWLVgs9x3I/AAAAAAAAIm4/u9v7y-N_IUM/s640/DSC00318.JPG)
I´ll just leave this here..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-01-2013, 15:01:47
Let them take the word "geek"

But the British gave us the term "proper," hence we could always have the real definitive proper geek:

(http://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/geek.jpg)

They could be fat or thin, due to eating misbehavior/disorder and awkward social life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-01-2013, 19:01:46
messy desk-check
cat-check and Check
Cordless phone-Check
Dayum i dont qualify
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 03-01-2013, 22:01:46
messy desk-check
cat-check and Check
Cordless phone-Check
Dayum i dont qualify
Cat - check, check, check, check, check, check and check. Yup I have 7 cats.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-01-2013, 22:01:37
5 here, between two houses
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 04-01-2013, 00:01:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-01-2013, 02:01:17
He's Snoop Lion now.  and yeah that mix never fails to amaze me.  so well coordinated.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 04-01-2013, 05:01:20
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-1l3kkd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 04-01-2013, 09:01:08
(http://i.imgur.com/0Rw9A.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 04-01-2013, 14:01:09
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e1b93a5332261123673bede382d015d/tumblr_mg37ixxNfJ1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-01-2013, 16:01:41
(http://c3201142.cdn.imgwykop.pl/comment_qlYb73uvtnOzCbZY57yvfYl48b4wHz4D,w400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-01-2013, 23:01:34
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6243246_700b.jpg)

This is just to cute!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 05-01-2013, 08:01:18
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd756700b22cf95351352088309079c1/tumblr_mg503yy4ux1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif)

A hero.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/225aeecbfb903a53b6a0879835f8d429/tumblr_mg4lsmsmDD1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-01-2013, 12:01:57
http://laughingsquid.com/william-shatner-tweeted-an-astronaut-living-in-space-he-replied/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-01-2013, 13:01:53
http://funniestcorner.com/the-awful-german-language/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 05-01-2013, 13:01:01
Konichiwa Syria! (http://youtu.be/1MN8MAsbr9w)  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-01-2013, 13:01:16
http://bornagainpagan.com/cartoons/072-i-would-love-to-believe.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-01-2013, 17:01:41
pfahaha LOL too much!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-01-2013, 17:01:59
sorry, i forgot tits arent allowed on this forum
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-01-2013, 17:01:43
Did I miss something here?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-01-2013, 17:01:18
Did I miss something here?
Check PM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-01-2013, 19:01:26
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-01-2013, 19:01:11
Jeroom has to be the best comic writer in belgium magazines  ;D

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ramdhBv81r2lxh5o1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/38729b2080d5d442777254473e8be486/tumblr_mfefpt9c2M1reqngfo1_r2_400.png)

Second frame=we're MAKING WATER

4th frame= Bottled water producer

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meh0ceGM9O1r8ihdgo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-01-2013, 19:01:54
the second comic...the funny factor...where is it?  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 05-01-2013, 19:01:25
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/92687ebdfdc2df573aeae47e00e6acab/tumblr_mg33s285YD1r5ml59o1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3w2z0cUh1r5ml59o1_1280.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maeu9mQBGu1r5ml59o1_r1_1280.jpg)

http://lizclimo.tumblr.com/

the second comic...the funny factor...where is it?  :-\
Probably where they realise that they are making and selling (non-budget) bottled water - one of the biggest scams of our time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-01-2013, 19:01:37
We're making water= we are SINKING
but also means= we are manufacturing water(in dutch)
but they are a bottled water producer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-01-2013, 22:01:16
the second comic...the funny factor...where is it?  :-\

The first three frames sort of give the impression of being on a boat; the machines, the blue clothing. That man screams 'we are making water'. Which in Dutch can be interpreted in two ways; water is entering the ship and we are making water. So they all abandon 'ship' while they are in fact just a bottled water producer.

And yes bottled water is a brilliant scheme. I wont complain, I make money on it. Basically the tap water here is pumped from the well NEXT to the one used by a mineral water company  :) It's brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 06-01-2013, 13:01:54
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/sweden-imports-trash_n_1876746.html

Nature loves Swedes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-01-2013, 18:01:45
Did you say Sweden?

There were shoots fired in Sweden, recently. :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8b-jI2274 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8b-jI2274)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 06-01-2013, 21:01:04
Did you say Sweden?

There were shoots fired in Sweden, recently. :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8b-jI2274 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8b-jI2274)
Yeah well, some youngsters robbed some store that sells blingbling. Police station was apparently kinda close by so they got there before they came out from the mall or whatever.
Then they opened fired up on them. The robbers never shot at them, some say but obviously if you point a AK at the police, you're going to get shot at.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-01-2013, 21:01:50
if that happend in belgium, the cops who shot would have been suspended already
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 07-01-2013, 00:01:37
The only thing worse than a bad lawyer joke is a bad joke written by a lawyer:

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What’s the difference between accountants and lawyers?
A: Accountants know they’re boring.

There are two kinds of lawyers:
 those who know the law and those who know the judge
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 07-01-2013, 02:01:16
Haha the first one nearly made me went my pants, thats just so true xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-01-2013, 18:01:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw


Goddamit this catchy  ;D ;D ;D

Aussie PSA ftw!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-01-2013, 20:01:53
Mahna MAHNA!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=44NQkFJaEuE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 07-01-2013, 22:01:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw


Goddamit this catchy  ;D ;D ;D

Aussie PSA ftw!

Welcome back to 2012 ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-01-2013, 22:01:23
Mr Weebl live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7KcHUt1W8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-01-2013, 00:01:01
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6270163_460s_v1.jpg)

Gangsta's got 9mm's


Gangsters have tommies
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 08-01-2013, 05:01:29
Some people need to learn how to dress these days.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 08-01-2013, 05:01:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGOfFbzvq4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-01-2013, 06:01:46
Some people need to learn how to dress these days.

Especially anyone who thinks a bowler and a two piece suit are "ganster."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 08-01-2013, 08:01:30
http://youtu.be/3RBSkq-_St8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-01-2013, 11:01:17
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/0/7/161807_slide.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 08-01-2013, 13:01:19
Some people need to learn how to dress these days.

Especially anyone who thinks a bowler and a two piece suit are "ganster."

Well, if you're a posh british gangster...  ;-)

And Brando is an actor. He's just as gangster as that other dude.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 08-01-2013, 15:01:14
Native speakers of a Germanic language should have no problem understanding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0GT2AZbOg&list=PL1EAE9D0244D5E18A&index=10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0GT2AZbOg&list=PL1EAE9D0244D5E18A&index=10)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 08-01-2013, 15:01:42
Some people need to learn how to dress these days.

Especially anyone who thinks a bowler and a two piece suit are "ganster."

I'd still pick that over the examples on the left, which was my point but I see where you are coming from. Oh, how droll!  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 08-01-2013, 16:01:33
Native speakers of a Germanic language should have no problem understanding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0GT2AZbOg&list=PL1EAE9D0244D5E18A&index=10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v0GT2AZbOg&list=PL1EAE9D0244D5E18A&index=10)

IM DYING HERE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-01-2013, 17:01:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGOfFbzvq4
so it begins....


YOU know im going to LOSE
AND GAMBLIN's for FOOLS
BUT THATS the way i like it baby i dont want to live forEVER
And dont forget the JOKEEERRR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-01-2013, 19:01:35
what if fb existed in WW II?
http://www.idolol.com/pictures/815e7a84a36e420726cf0f61cc8adecb.jpg
put it in link cuz it contains swastica's
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 08-01-2013, 20:01:06
Very nice!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-01-2013, 21:01:00
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 08-01-2013, 21:01:10
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 08-01-2013, 22:01:48
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?

Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 08-01-2013, 22:01:30
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?

Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-01-2013, 22:01:08
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?

Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 08-01-2013, 23:01:45
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?

Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.

Or calling the US America...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 08-01-2013, 23:01:27
@thorondor

Good one  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-01-2013, 23:01:15
Breaking dat Combo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7Xso_iBSg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 08-01-2013, 23:01:49
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?

Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.

Or calling the US America...

Pet peeve of yours as well?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-01-2013, 00:01:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bzej-2F9BQ

World of Tankraft review.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 09-01-2013, 00:01:22
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?

Because... they haven't researched enough?

Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.

Or calling the US America...

Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 09-01-2013, 00:01:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bzej-2F9BQ

World of Tankraft review.

Thank you, that channel is pure gold! I haven't had such a good laugh for months!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-01-2013, 01:01:00
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 09-01-2013, 01:01:37
Wouldn't people from the United States of Mexico also have the right to call themselves 'stateians'?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-01-2013, 01:01:37
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.

lol, 1 day on this forum and i already cause this ...  :P
anyway, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=3F9xzgv5RxE&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 09-01-2013, 01:01:51
Wouldn't people from the United States of Mexico also have the right to call themselves 'stateians'?

isnt Mexico tied to their original language in some manner, translated by the spanish ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 09-01-2013, 04:01:20
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 09-01-2013, 06:01:55
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 09-01-2013, 06:01:53
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 09-01-2013, 06:01:57
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-01-2013, 09:01:14
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.

I love the smell of lock and thread cleanup in the morning....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 09-01-2013, 09:01:28
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.

I love the smell of lock and thread cleanup in the morning....
I Love pyramids
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-01-2013, 10:01:17
Any of you ever pay for hosting fees?

I hope Bugs Bunny is fine.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 09-01-2013, 10:01:38
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.

I love the smell of lock and thread cleanup in the morning....
I Love pyramids

This might be the biggest pyramid I've seen in a long time
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 09-01-2013, 10:01:22
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.

I love the smell of lock and thread cleanup in the morning....
I Love pyramids

This might be the biggest pyramid I've seen in a long time

This rather looks like an hourglass
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 09-01-2013, 11:01:16
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.

I love the smell of lock and thread cleanup in the morning....
I Love pyramids

This might be the biggest pyramid I've seen in a long time

This rather looks like an hourglass
The pyramid is a lie!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 09-01-2013, 12:01:11
Why does it say "Russia" instead of "Soviet Union"?
Because... they haven't researched enough?
Who the hell doesnt know about the USSR?
Even if nation was Soviet Union, the land was still Russia. And people russians. Common "mistake" to make, kind of like calling Great Britain as England.
Or calling the United Kingdom Great Britain.
Or calling the US America...
Or calling South African's "South Africans".  What about poor lesotho and Nambia!
True.  People from the USA should from now on be referred to as 'Stateians'.
Quoting, because this quote needs to be bigger.
I agree with you LHeureux
I was going to try to add fuel to the flames and say that "pr is much better than Fh2" just to keep this pyramid going, but I could not seriously type it out  ;D
I don't think there are any flames to fuel.  And of course PR is better then FH2.

I love the smell of lock and thread cleanup in the morning....
I Love pyramids

This might be the biggest pyramid I've seen in a long time

This rather looks like an hourglass
The pyramid is a lie!
It sure is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-01-2013, 12:01:06
It's time to stop now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-01-2013, 12:01:40
Yes, it is time to stop now.  The next person to quote that pyramid will have their post removed and be sent to Donutz's dungeon for a week.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-01-2013, 13:01:16
Aw shucks. I'm amazed no one came up with "We need to go deeper" line so far. Damn, so much temptation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 09-01-2013, 14:01:49
Oh what the actual fuck guys, come on. Dont make me open a can of whoop-ass on you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 09-01-2013, 17:01:08
Yes, it is time to stop now.  The next person to quote that pyramid will have their post removed and be sent to Donutz's dungeon for a week.
I think Donutz never got out of his own dungeon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-01-2013, 17:01:49
100 pick-up lines that work for sure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PRpHuPVYLE&noredirect=1
"My love for you is like diarrhea, it just keeps comming out"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-01-2013, 18:01:16
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ayxstdx2ywkpng/original.png)

New pokemon game announched, Above legendary Gay pride Deer like pokemon  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 09-01-2013, 19:01:34
That's a fabulous rack.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-01-2013, 22:01:47
swastica's aren't allowed except if used in historical context, but are photoshopped WW2 pictures with swastica's allowed?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 09-01-2013, 22:01:39
swastica's aren't allowed except if used in historical context, but are photoshopped WW2 pictures with swastica's allowed?

to quote the dreamcrusher:

Quote
No swastikas. At all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-01-2013, 07:01:32
That is racist nazism... I am a Buddhist and a Hindu, this is fail.

I will sieg-heil Merkel if I met her, what a fascist.

 8)  8)  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-01-2013, 10:01:16
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20966867

Sad... I hope they manage to save them... At least once we should show compassion to the creatures that we use for food and entertainment and not ask ourselves "Who the hell will pay for this?".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-01-2013, 15:01:18
New pokemon game announched, Above legendary Gay pride Deer like pokemon  ;D ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/RqETz.jpg?1)
Substitute 5 with 6.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-01-2013, 16:01:56
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/740467_128175000681097_561754823_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chadoi on 10-01-2013, 17:01:03
http://www.tuaw.com/2013/01/09/japanese-guy-makes-an-iphone-quick-draw-system-taxi-driver-styl/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-01-2013, 17:01:03
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/740467_128175000681097_561754823_o.jpg)
JEROOOM  ;D ;D ;D

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227744_10151316277202092_868281730_n.jpg)

First frame= Macgyver, the Rebels from the valley are coming to the orphanage. They wanna destroy everything because we dint payed protection money

Macgyver= Dont worry Principal, i will find a solution

*le working


last frame=Forbidden Entrance for rebbels of the valley
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-01-2013, 17:01:35
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130110.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-01-2013, 17:01:52
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6442542/51f1933b/meneer_heeft_gordel_niet_om.html

IF YOU ARE DUTCH/SPEAK DUTCH

WATCH THIS  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-01-2013, 18:01:20
gimli is crapping his pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_TJ-oDRr_Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 10-01-2013, 21:01:15
(http://i.imgur.com/S2lCm.jpg)

(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/WhySoDelicious-95167.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 10-01-2013, 21:01:11
Hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-01-2013, 22:01:30
Even tho i got tired of all the Gangnam parodies, i still like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cG7ZVBXQII
Kim Jong style - "You should come to North Korea cuz we have awesome air, in fact it's the only thing we have to eat cuz food is scarce"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 11-01-2013, 07:01:08
One of the best animations I've ever seen, the concept is so original, it's AMAZAING  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMO6vjmkyI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 11-01-2013, 10:01:08
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6442542/51f1933b/meneer_heeft_gordel_niet_om.html

IF YOU ARE DUTCH/SPEAK DUTCH

WATCH THIS  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Another savage, how nice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-01-2013, 17:01:50
Conan & Ricky Gervais.

http://youtu.be/mzT3cj_biwA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-01-2013, 04:01:25
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/ngm125_011113/bp23.jpg)

Quote
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA - In a moss-draped rain forest in British Columbia, towering red cedars live a thousand years, and black bears have white coats. They are known to the local people as spirit bears. (Photo by Paul Nicklen)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-01-2013, 04:01:32
Who wants to go hunt there? Not me, scary as shit!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 12-01-2013, 09:01:17
I would love to airsoft there.


I actually read a novel involving spirit bears sometime back, it wasn't too bad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 12-01-2013, 10:01:50
 It's actually called the Kermode bear but the internet and media love calling it the "spirit bear". They are a product of a recessive gene that can result in a common black bear being born without pigmentation genes that cause the albinism of its' coat.

 Also, those trees (looks like mostly cedar, maybe a few hemlocks) can live far longer than a thousand years. The only problem is the wood makes good material for construction and pays good money to local economies so most of the old growth that remains is a small fraction of what once was.


 @ Hi,
 no chance you would ever play a decent game of airsoft. The ground is so messed up from moss and fallen trees that it can literally take hours to move a few hundred feet. It does look cool but man, it is shitty for hiking and painful on the body. If you ever come up here, the best hiking is in the mountain ranges of the BC interior (or the Coast mountains) or the West Coast trail on Vancouver Island.


Who wants to go hunt there? Not me, scary as shit!

 Not much to shoot at, perhaps the odd deer and the bears are protected species. (plus the locals would hunt you down if you even tried to infringe on their land). Amazing for fishing tho,

off topic but Black bears are very docile and mostly afraid of humans unless you smell like a garbage dump or threaten a Mama bear and her cubs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Bear_Rainforest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Bear_Rainforest)

 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2013, 11:01:41
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409576_10151324567812225_1285234088_n.jpg)

YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB

normally its belfuis

now it is befluis
Bef=beffen=Eating pussy
Luis= Lice

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-01-2013, 12:01:55
In Leuven, students made it "Bef us"  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2013, 14:01:27
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6310914_460s.jpg)

Dat Leia

Steampunk and star wars

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=ScvdFeh1aOw&NR=1

:megusta
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 12-01-2013, 15:01:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=ScvdFeh1aOw&NR=1
That pretty good actually, someone refine that shit and Futurama is here!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2013, 17:01:12
http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/

What
the
FUCK?

Not sure if trolling
or actually christians
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-01-2013, 17:01:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQI-YHwvyU
WTF did i just watch? apart from the pokéballs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-01-2013, 17:01:12
http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/

What
the
FUCK?

Not sure if trolling
or actually christians

"Many write, "you are just doing this for money because of the ads and merchandising." They are WRONG! We do not seek your "donations" (although they are welcome) but are SPREADING the WORD - and at resonable rates!"

Trollin'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2013, 17:01:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQI-YHwvyU
WTF did i just watch? apart from the pokéballs
Nice big pokeballs

a nice pair
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-01-2013, 17:01:56
idk, maybe they should make it Great, Ultra or Master Ball
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-01-2013, 18:01:10
Jessy certainly has bigger boobs then I remember o_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 13-01-2013, 08:01:36
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b88841452276a400853da3f092338da8/tumblr_mgjnde3o2o1rvttm5o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-01-2013, 12:01:34
You liked allo allo? ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izxvjBIeQfc

Belgian sketch pretty good i say  ;D

Dat michelle
Dat Helga
(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1353660816/me-gusta_reasonably_small.png)

I want my own Igestapod  ;D

and yes the german uniforms are incorrect  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 13-01-2013, 16:01:00
Not sure if trolling
or actually christians
n00b. "The Force is a Tool of Satan" is meant to poke fun at fundamentalists, ie. trolling - they have been doing this since before Special Editions (they picketed already the Special Edition premiere in front of the Chinese Theatre, handing out leaflets). First encountered their page in 1995 or thereabouts, which most likely makes them the oldest still running Star Wars webpage, older than even starwars.com.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: evhgear on 13-01-2013, 19:01:01
This movie played on TV last night, good old souvenirs :P 
That's Jim Carry for being so funny !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0

So you must be the Monopoly guy !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 13-01-2013, 22:01:50
Squirrel Owned By Rat Trap!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3lgb_5Aio)

(Doing research..I have a Rat in my wall cavity that goes up into my attic..grrr!)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-01-2013, 22:01:35
Squirrel Owned By Rat Trap!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3lgb_5Aio)

Ouch! The poor thing was in such a pain and shock that it froze itself for a few seconds...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 13-01-2013, 23:01:50
Dubstep everywhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZGhVXgMoz4g

EDIT: Typical day of a russian driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dXJlLP8bOaE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 14-01-2013, 00:01:41

  From maybe one of the best Facebook pages - Polandball

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/285156_10152419248315483_939188383_n.jpg)

 *I'm Brasilian HEUheuUEHuheuHUEheuUEu i reported yu aul !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 14-01-2013, 01:01:39
I love those Polandball comics :)(even though Poland is white on red)

WW3? Poor France...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/WW3_Part_2_-_Polandball.png/962px-WW3_Part_2_-_Polandball.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/WW3_Part_2_-_Polandball.png/962px-WW3_Part_2_-_Polandball.png)

Polandball Map: (4800x2400 image)
http://media.militaryphotos.net/photos/albums/album195/adl.jpg

EDIT by Mayhemic.Mad:
swastikas on non-historic images  :o Don´t image link such stuff, please !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 14-01-2013, 04:01:03
 GTA V Trailer 2 in Battlefield 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xve7yuslTFc) Amazing !!!  :o
Comparative Versionl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECkGqkUx6-k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-01-2013, 10:01:15
What happened with WW3 Pt2 and German being Nazi again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 14-01-2013, 18:01:24
(http://i.imgur.com/Gjq7m.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 14-01-2013, 21:01:26
What happened with WW3 Pt2 and German being Nazi again?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/WW3_Part_1_-_Polandball.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/WW3_Part_1_-_Polandball.png)

EDIT by Mayhemic.Mad:
swastikas on non-historic images  :o Don´t image link such stuff please !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-01-2013, 00:01:42
Mr Trololo's cousin...Miss Jojojojojoh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2kQvtwTUZA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 15-01-2013, 16:01:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Af3fTZWgDY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-01-2013, 16:01:35
Some wacky cartoons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOEfdIKYHw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b1vXkgE-bs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWztKznoCDg

and also hellbenders which are... disturbingly funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNlMwK-HyRw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1icpvvCxjo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-01-2013, 17:01:40
Didn't bother to check which ones you posted, but FYI there are 3 Hellbenders videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-01-2013, 20:01:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtWfMjyTtg

Overly attached girlfriend has a new song  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 15-01-2013, 20:01:56
Shes kinda hot, for an OAG.

Her voice sucks tho.  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 15-01-2013, 21:01:02
Shes kinda hot, for an OAG.

Her voice sucks tho.  :-X

She is not just "an OAG" ! She's THE OAG ಠ益ಠ
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-01-2013, 23:01:58
who has the gif of the dancing olympic girl that became so famous for being so sexy

black hair she had
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-01-2013, 00:01:06
You mean this one?  ;D
(http://s7.directupload.net/images/121219/rbnichoj.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-01-2013, 00:01:03
indeed thanks!   what was the name again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-01-2013, 00:01:01
Michelle Jenneke, i like Leryn Franco more tho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 16-01-2013, 00:01:36
Mr Trololo's cousin...Miss Jojojojojoh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2kQvtwTUZA)

Nope. That song actually has words! (it's Serbian, but I won't bother translating, as the song is not that good - I hate "turbofolk", although I think this actually pre-dates that term)...

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 16-01-2013, 06:01:58
(http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/this-sucks1.jpg)

Always love to read this one, all time favorite comic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-01-2013, 10:01:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914&list=UUEG3ulBltfrvOE8baBogJ0g&index=2


Random browsing youtube on a day being sick from work

i found that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-01-2013, 12:01:32
Now all we're missing is a Jerk off instruction Hentai of her....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-01-2013, 13:01:00
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hand_sanitizer.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-01-2013, 15:01:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXMYRhApW6c

Fallout New Vegas Helios plant with less than 3 inteligence.... Hilarity Ensues...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-01-2013, 18:01:47
Hurricane Sandy 80 days later,

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/hurricane-sandy-80-days-later/100440/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-01-2013, 09:01:26
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 17-01-2013, 11:01:17
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693

Quote
US employee 'outsourced job to China'

A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.

The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.

He reportedly paid just a fifth of his six-figure salary to a company based in Shenyang to do his job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-01-2013, 11:01:28
Hurricane Sandy 80 days later,

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/01/hurricane-sandy-80-days-later/100440/
Americans dont like brick houses it seems. It might be more expensive but a masoned house has proven to be very very resiliant to these type of stormes
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-01-2013, 11:01:55
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693

Quote
US employee 'outsourced job to China'

A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.

The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.

He reportedly paid just a fifth of his six-figure salary to a company based in Shenyang to do his job.
Now that's an IRL "het toppunt van" joke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 17-01-2013, 18:01:24
If 'Django' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest (http://www.cracked.com/article_20279_if-django-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html)
Might contain SPOILERS, if you haven´t seen the movie yet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-01-2013, 19:01:33
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6344100_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-01-2013, 20:01:02
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6336255_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-01-2013, 21:01:23
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00231461fe8a4c02e13bdda48585f068/tumblr_mgr6s6yvpB1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-01-2013, 02:01:48
(http://i.imgur.com/X7CHy.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-01-2013, 04:01:29
Some American expats tweeted in the middle of Jakarta's monsoon flood here:

"Everywhere in the world flood is measured by 'centimeters' or 'meters'. Only in Indonesia flood is measured by 'dengkul', 'betis', and 'pinggang', I'm confused=D."

exp:
dengkul = knee, the water level is about submerged your knee.
betis = calf, that high
pinggang = waist

Pictures of the flood:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21055978
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-01-2013, 09:01:04
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k7kKxi40Afg/UPSIwjqbmwI/AAAAAAAEubQ/xLgZ7sFKsXw/s1600/IMG_6250.JPG)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 18-01-2013, 09:01:20
Pedobear visiting Pripyat?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-01-2013, 13:01:50
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405979_10200320750319863_2028214094_n.jpg)
damn all that Oprah stuff is gettin on my nerves
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-01-2013, 15:01:11
(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405979_10200320750319863_2028214094_n.jpg)
damn all that Oprah stuff is gettin on my nerves
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120922113945/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/1/14/Boy-that-escalated-quickly.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-01-2013, 00:01:49
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g5K1iryQaTs/TUdUG755mTI/AAAAAAAAAAU/x6VDm1CJ4hg/s1600/800px-reagan-digitised-poster.JPG)

-The World According to Reagan.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 19-01-2013, 00:01:28

-The World According to Reagan.

GOLD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-01-2013, 04:01:38
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3204/mg2764h.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 19-01-2013, 10:01:36
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1btkhgFy71rqp2pno1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-01-2013, 17:01:45
Highly disturbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLgQawkmmvE

I was looking for American-Prussian relations during the revolution of 1776, and this is what google gave me :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-01-2013, 17:01:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoGQU_k78k

Alright how the hell did I get here??? I just accidentally typed "y" into Google...

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for the possible nightmares this video might cause you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-01-2013, 18:01:22
Highly disturbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLgQawkmmvE

I was looking for American-Prussian relations during the revolution of 1776, and this is what google gave me :/
:-\
And of course they have a Confederate battle jack on the back of their pickup too
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 19-01-2013, 18:01:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn7k3f2jeQU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-01-2013, 20:01:37
That is very true in here too.

I do apologize for firing up my friends with misogynistic tone like "don't be a pussy!" or something like that. Because most people here still don't know the today's meaning of pussy. Just like people don't know the original meaning of word "gay" and "fag".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-01-2013, 21:01:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2013, 23:01:39
GOTY 2013??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uPNPSFhheM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-01-2013, 00:01:11
I laughed tears while watching the video and picked up the game right after finishing it. Its amazingly addictive !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 20-01-2013, 01:01:03
Damn it's so original!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 20-01-2013, 01:01:21
Voted for greenlighting it on steam and will probably get it, looks funny :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2013, 01:01:21
I lost my focus on the end with the wolves coming out of the lava, burning alive  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 20-01-2013, 02:01:31
W00t ! I jumped over a river, flew too high thus leaving the earths orbit, getting into an asteroid shower and having to fight off killer-sattelites ! Then while i fell back to earth my wagon was attacked by eagles, after fending them off i fell back into the river getting attacked by pirates ! Died very soon after that, but managed to unlock the space-shuttle wagon which moves insanely fast ..

Im like .. WTF ! every few seconds :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 20-01-2013, 02:01:04
I lost it when he and jessie went inside the wagon for a little intimate time  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 20-01-2013, 04:01:57
(http://i.imgur.com/uqBEQB8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dMa7mDn.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Jss5hcN.jpg)

I hate spiders, but these spiders are cute.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-01-2013, 12:01:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjvSGSPAcPs

Arnold Schwarzenegger DVD Commentary

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6864452/cat-politely-refuses-attention
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-01-2013, 14:01:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVm036-kD-Q

I love this guy, he's totally crazy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-01-2013, 15:01:02
http://youtu.be/WpDTQuSP80s

Tummy Talk: An Epic Drum Solo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-01-2013, 15:01:49
About 30 years ago it would be a great game but right now i think its meh....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Latreillle on 20-01-2013, 15:01:42
http://youtu.be/WfGMYdalClU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 20-01-2013, 15:01:29
Meanwhile in Finland: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9jxeWsjeA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 20-01-2013, 16:01:37
http://youtu.be/WfGMYdalClU

This is truly great!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 20-01-2013, 16:01:54
From a description of a battle at Singling in December 1944:

Quote
In the 2d Tank Platoon sector the shelling followed by only a few minutes an incident to which the tankers paid little attention at the time. A dismounted German suddenly appeared on the rise in front of them and walked across the orchard less than 50 yards away. Before the tanks could adjust fire on him, he had gone. The intense shelling, which started almost immediately, forced the tanks to back a few yards to a cabbage patch beside the orchard trail. When the artillery fire broke off, they stayed where they were, and there by a curious freak Sergeant Hauptman a few minutes later lost his tank. A German AP shell hit the crest of the rise 100 yards in front of him, ricocheted off the ground, and plowed into the right side of Hauptman's turret. His loader, Pfc. William J. McVicker, was killed. If the German tanks west of town aimed that shell to carom into the tanks parked where they had been observed by the lone infantryman, the accuracy of this shot was most remarkable.

Somebody should try to recreate that in FH2 ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-01-2013, 18:01:56
I know the beginning might look a bit gay, but the video is awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IfcK6Fylog
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 21-01-2013, 00:01:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TJAao3lvco
Whale Voice Mail.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 21-01-2013, 19:01:25
Very odd/disturbing family photos.

http://bigpicture.ru/?p=359945
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 21-01-2013, 19:01:09
Found this and thought I'd share

http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php (http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php)

rather amusing reading, especially if you read the texts in heavy russian accent  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-01-2013, 20:01:46
Found this and thought I'd share

http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php (http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php)

rather amusing reading, especially if you read the texts in heavy russian accent  ;D

Papa Mikhail would be of proud...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-01-2013, 21:01:28
Very odd/disturbing family photos.

http://bigpicture.ru/?p=359945
(http://bigpicture.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/awkward05.jpg)

This is from my home city of Columbus Ohio.  The "O-H-I-O" arm thingy is used by Ohio State Buckeye fans.  I remember seeing this in my home paper, and though I thought it was actually sort of funny and I like the levity in the face of death, I hate the buckeye american football fanaticism.  I remember in school once we all had to dress up for Halloween, but were only allowed to dress up as Buckeye american football players!  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-01-2013, 22:01:26
Very odd/disturbing family photos.

http://bigpicture.ru/?p=359945
http://bigpicture.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/awkward05.jpg

This is from my home city of Columbus Ohio.  The "O-H-I-O" arm thingy is used by Ohio State Buckeye fans.  I remember seeing this in my home paper, and though I thought it was actually sort of funny and I like the levity in the face of death, I hate the buckeye american football fanaticism.  I remember in school once we all had to dress up for Halloween, but were only allowed to dress up as Buckeye american football players!  :(

We don't do that in Michigan, 'cause the "M" requires double-jointedness.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 21-01-2013, 22:01:51
(http://i.imgur.com/opNnoOx.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 21-01-2013, 22:01:11
Found this and thought I'd share

http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php (http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php)
rather amusing reading, especially if you read the texts in heavy russian accent  ;D
That's pretty awesome, and he's right, for the most part. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-01-2013, 23:01:39
GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA! IS MIRACLE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-01-2013, 08:01:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkKDs02AyUQ

Civilisation 5 Review by Fitzthistlewits
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-01-2013, 19:01:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24

The metal gear solid part is HILARIOUS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-01-2013, 21:01:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ne6tB2KiZuk

"haha" and "oh wow"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-01-2013, 01:01:46
(https://drwaww7dh1loc.cloudfront.net/learning_preview/12263/image/large_memes-the-most-freudian.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 23-01-2013, 10:01:05
haha good one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 23-01-2013, 16:01:30
The generals of Medieval II Total war

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwoO_dsyZNo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwoO_dsyZNo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oFJH8hL90 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oFJH8hL90)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TRx7WDAt8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TRx7WDAt8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-01-2013, 23:01:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGnKHH83LNE

FUCKING lolled
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-01-2013, 12:01:38
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6e58bf15981ee9a41096eeb1c809533/tumblr_mh4dfjMXIU1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-01-2013, 17:01:36
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/67442_333916953390283_1871508185_n.jpg)

i FUCKING lolled again  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 24-01-2013, 19:01:45
The most useless newspaper around here:

(http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p206x206/550818_536823549666818_1060658888_n.jpg)

Man saves 15 beer-crates out of burning car.
He left Navi and Digi-cam behind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 24-01-2013, 20:01:56
Totally worth it!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 24-01-2013, 20:01:08
Saved the most important thing! Though i think its much better idea to save the car...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 26-01-2013, 02:01:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMHk-I7-Dq4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2013, 12:01:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMHk-I7-Dq4
DAM TERMITE

YOU SCARY

Well i think its termite
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 26-01-2013, 13:01:34
If this would have been termite, it would have burned much, much brigther. Also there would be most likely a big hole under the place, where the reaction took place. Second thing: You cant ignite termite at first place with a lighter. Too ignite thermite you need something hotter, like a burning piece of magnesium.

The volcano is done, atleast as said in the comments, by burning (NH4)Cr2O7.

The effect of those "snakes" coming out is described here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 26-01-2013, 16:01:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMHk-I7-Dq4
DAM TERMITE

YOU SCARY

Well i think its termite

Kinda reminds me of RELEASE THE KRAKEN
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2013, 17:01:31
If this would have been termite, it would have burned much, much brigther. Also there would be most likely a big hole under the place, where the reaction took place. Second thing: You cant ignite termite at first place with a lighter. Too ignite thermite you need something hotter, like a burning piece of magnesium.

The volcano is done, atleast as said in the comments, by burning (NH4)Cr2O7.

The effect of those "snakes" coming out is described here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29
Yeah stupid me

Termite is the most awesome thing ever. I saw it being used before, cutting trough 75mm of plate steel like it was Nothing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 26-01-2013, 18:01:54
I knew termites could eat through wood, but steel?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-01-2013, 18:01:13
Space termites. Don't question it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2013, 18:01:57
*thermite
my mistake
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-01-2013, 18:01:21
Haha, the kids at first were - the devil!, then - no, it's kraken and lastly - wait, it's too long for kraken :)
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-01-2013, 07:01:28
Some fun with Source Filmmaker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCXJsNcm8xo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RYeKYj4vEY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-01-2013, 14:01:52
Some fun with Source Filmmaker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCXJsNcm8xo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RYeKYj4vEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvEK1a6lRqQ

:D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-01-2013, 14:01:49
http://totallycoolpix.com/2013/01/wolf-researcher-werner-freund-from-wolfspark-werner-freund-in-germany/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 27-01-2013, 17:01:05
if you are working int the IT sector :
http://thecodinglove.com/

In french there's more :
http://www.lesjoiesdusysadmin.fr/
http://lesjoiesducode.tumblr.com/

example :

Quote

When i realize i did a ">shutdown" on a prod server:

(http://i.imgur.com/V9MavVa.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-01-2013, 19:01:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSU1jQoGIqo


A slingshot crossbow that shoots machetes

where is your god now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-01-2013, 19:01:51
looks very impractical.

Lego cross bow is easier to handle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkzZZ_8opCg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-01-2013, 20:01:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Eu7fDiYn4


ALL hail zardon!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 27-01-2013, 22:01:01
if you are working int the IT sector :
http://thecodinglove.com/

when I launch my script for the first time
(http://i.imgur.com/gF5CM.gif)

so true ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 27-01-2013, 23:01:57
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20121118.jpg)

Any ideas what might be a suitable song to fit this into?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-01-2013, 04:01:56
int loop = 1;

while (loop !=1)
{
They say I am good in design.

Quote
when they want me to work on the design

(http://i.imgur.com/oUQ8j.gif)

When I finish, they'll say something like "this doesn't look like yours!" Which means, it sucks and I have to rework.

Repeat.
}
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-01-2013, 10:01:18
looks very impractical.

Lego cross bow is easier to handle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkzZZ_8opCg

Well, back in my days Legos came in the shapes of 4x2,3x2,2x2 and 1x1 bricks... The most exotic piece was a flat brick, and some specific pieces made for pirate and spacemen sets...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-01-2013, 15:01:45
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/643ef83f92a2b973b6ff1f9f27ff6de2/tumblr_mhbdqyz6hN1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 28-01-2013, 15:01:15
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/643ef83f92a2b973b6ff1f9f27ff6de2/tumblr_mhbdqyz6hN1qdlh1io1_500.gif)

The name's Bond, and I CAN'T STOP THIS F*CKING THING!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-01-2013, 18:01:57
There's a car!  :o Ho ho ho hohoho! http://youtu.be/zbfgK14W6eA (http://youtu.be/zbfgK14W6eA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-01-2013, 23:01:35
(http://i.imgur.com/VZIbEjX.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 29-01-2013, 00:01:28
http://i.imgur.com/VZIbEjX.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/VZIbEjX.jpg)
I don't get it. Help!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 29-01-2013, 00:01:47
Looks like he's trimming his hedges :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-01-2013, 01:01:14
(http://owned.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Gangsta-Turtle-is-Angry.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-01-2013, 11:01:13
(http://cdn.lolchamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Do-You-Have-Any-Idea-How-Serious-That-Is.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 29-01-2013, 15:01:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hYlKQd4pk7k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-01-2013, 18:01:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS4Fxs7ffhw


how to buy an EA game on origin
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-01-2013, 18:01:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS4Fxs7ffhw


how to buy an EA game on origin
OMG that one is nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-01-2013, 18:01:27
I see what i've been doing wrong so far. Does this work with steam too?



+ New episode of  TFS Abridged Parody Episode 32
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxSRmLBuL4k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-01-2013, 18:01:34
Can't believe I've been missing out on this piece of pure gold.

"Oh my dayum" - Schmoyoho songify
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 29-01-2013, 19:01:46
Just found a lolful video that deserves to be shared.After the Horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon,meet the Live Lactobacillus Dead.(yes,the translation is poor)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8sRhRjbyso
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 29-01-2013, 19:01:05
There was this interview with Prince Harry, where he had to suddenly leave for a mission. Someone added Schwarzeneggers line from Predator. I can´t stop laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQFJDeiVxs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 29-01-2013, 20:01:27
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/732/cysgod.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 29-01-2013, 21:01:38
Ahaha nice one  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-01-2013, 00:01:17
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/26195842.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 30-01-2013, 00:01:32
(http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2013/01/tumblr_mgjao6Ohrm1r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-01-2013, 11:01:34
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/14c7b416c82b685f530e974da4a2544d/tumblr_mhffe4TGeO1qdlh1io1_250.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/643ef83f92a2b973b6ff1f9f27ff6de2/tumblr_mhbdqyz6hN1qdlh1io1_500.gif)

The name's Bond, and I CAN'T STOP THIS F*CKING THING!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ8465iBH50

It was on it's way from a tank factory to a test track according to RT :b


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSi-P13Ivx0 oh snap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-01-2013, 15:01:22
lol I really love it how the driver of the car goes into reverse after the incident
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-01-2013, 16:01:51
Pause & mute video at 0:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfKNEkOSPEs

Open this=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
Start playing at 0:17

Continue watching first video

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-01-2013, 18:01:11
(http://i.imgur.com/MmWl5y6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 30-01-2013, 18:01:43
lol puke like a Boss!!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GZBkajhZ0Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 30-01-2013, 20:01:05
(http://wawawia.com/posts/69E/38577L.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-01-2013, 20:01:43
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6277/rodeov.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-01-2013, 07:01:03
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6867045/the-worst-stuntman-in-russia

http://youtu.be/Ey3sYVXmm7Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 31-01-2013, 09:01:28
pic

Yes! that's a good one!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 31-01-2013, 16:01:19
For all the Dutch speaking people, this is 300m from where I live.

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/article/detail.aspx?articleid=DMF20130128_00449208
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-01-2013, 16:01:55
For all the Dutch speaking people, this is 300m from where I live.

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/article/detail.aspx?articleid=DMF20130128_00449208

Reminds me of the days a beer was still 1 euro in Fakbar Letteren
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: sheikyerbouti on 31-01-2013, 19:01:40
 Cheap beer is great, you should call in sick to work and move there Siben until the taps run dry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-01-2013, 19:01:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tLVPVS0Bc


i LOVE this guy  ;D

barely biased, straight facts. He is a gun owner yes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 31-01-2013, 20:01:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4VTTz6CrFM4#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 31-01-2013, 20:01:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulLw59MOAqQ&feature=g-user-f&list=FLPswLO6Jrrmg8hXY03eXHAw

"Catling gun"

Warning: Disturbing video for animal lovers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 31-01-2013, 22:01:44
(http://files.sharenator.com/pedometer_pedobear_creepers_perverts_sickos_4chan_12chan-s690x520-67175.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 31-01-2013, 22:01:23
(http://de.academic.ru/pictures/dewiki/56/850px-Bildtafel_Messierobjekte.jpg)
Cool pic, no idea what it is
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 31-01-2013, 23:01:28
A bunch of start clusters, galaxies and nebulaes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 31-01-2013, 23:01:31
Astronomy is AWESOME, too bad we, humans, are limited to our planet, the moon, mars and basically that's all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 01-02-2013, 00:02:55
Well, all imperial galaxy empires started with one planet  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-02-2013, 04:02:36
I'll go out on a limb and suggest that since it lists 110 objects, it is a picture of every object in the Messier catalogue.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-02-2013, 04:02:41
So it list all the galaxy/nebulas from Messier 1 to Messier 110.

For example, Messier 1 is the Crab Nebula in the top left corner, that is why it is in the row 0 and column 1. (I actually have no idea that Crab Nebula is Messier 1)
Row 100 and column 1 is Pinwheel Galaxy or Messier 101.

Online cookie for EU! I actually have no idea at first what it is all about.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-02-2013, 15:02:40
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6469440_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 01-02-2013, 15:02:13
"Vader" isn´t a German word....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-02-2013, 15:02:52
Thats the whole thing. Vader is "Dutch" for father. Vater is the German word if i recall
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 01-02-2013, 15:02:13
Deutsch Mutterficker, sprichst du es?

Father is "Vater", not "Vader"...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-02-2013, 15:02:18
if people making these shows would insert 15 seconds extra effort into there shows, they would go to google-google translate and search what father means in german

That way she could have said=
Vader resembles "Vater" in German.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-02-2013, 15:02:23
(http://www.toonhole.com/comics/2013-02-01-Hunting.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 01-02-2013, 15:02:40
The only series/movie I can think of that actually has correct German in it is "Breaking bad". And still you can totally hear that they used Americans to speak it: Because... no... German... would... speak... like... that and always... open... his... mouth... so... much... to... pronounce... everything... correctly. I mean it can´t be that hard to get some native speakers to do it for you. :P

Pretty sure they knew this wasn´t German, but the joke doesn´t work with Dutch people.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 01-02-2013, 15:02:31
Best (looking) German speaker in a US show is Sarah Chalke in Scrubs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWZCoYK8Zg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbWZCoYK8Zg)

I would eat her Schnitzel all day, if you know what I mean.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-02-2013, 16:02:20
oooh she could milk my cow


wait

that sounds weird...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-02-2013, 23:02:42
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/02/grand-central-terminal-turns-100/100451/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-9q6px9hp0 The rocket factory.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-02-2013, 01:02:48
Violence can be funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G90YcgwAZTM#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-02-2013, 02:02:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vTsyXO8qgE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 02-02-2013, 02:02:43
I love this pose:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e46cabd39b8c8a2b7ff789cc17f9706/tumblr_mh2as3y2mx1qh1i7po1_500.jpg)
This is nice too:
(http://www.otakufreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dead-noire.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-02-2013, 02:02:08
those are really nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 02-02-2013, 03:02:20
WOW!!!  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-02-2013, 13:02:58
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm

Repost?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-02-2013, 18:02:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2XkTIYhQC8
Next time you're in hospital...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 02-02-2013, 23:02:38
(http://i.imgur.com/O23OzXg.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/cnj0sTG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/raun8qE.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 02-02-2013, 23:02:51
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm

Repost?

WTF did i just see
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 03-02-2013, 05:02:24
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm

Repost?

WTF did i just see

Same here

Sometimes i wish i can do some system restore in my mind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 03-02-2013, 10:02:07
Did i just see a man get raped by a beetle?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 03-02-2013, 13:02:26
Maybe not a "joke" per se, but still an absolutely crazy photo!
(http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/01/11/334992-australia-sandstorm.jpg)
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/423253/20130111/australia-sandstorm-photos.htm (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/423253/20130111/australia-sandstorm-photos.htm)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 03-02-2013, 17:02:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT8QIapHiqU
Ginger luck.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 04-02-2013, 10:02:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fEJcyMNfII
Few things are far more intresting than blasts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 04-02-2013, 14:02:44
http://www.skoften.net/index/video/verrassing_op_de_vroege_morgen
Didnt see that one comming
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-02-2013, 17:02:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QNVd1yeuvzk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 05-02-2013, 18:02:15
(http://i.imgur.com/9xQidwX.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-02-2013, 18:02:31
i dont think Hi :| is gonna make a truce. Nor is he gonna close his spider extermination camps
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-02-2013, 18:02:53
i also like having spiders around cos that means bugs that are actually going to pester me aren't.  rock on, spiders!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 05-02-2013, 20:02:25
(http://www.scnoorderwijk.be/resources/limiet.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 06-02-2013, 00:02:04
Joke or not..?
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/maledominated_culture.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-02-2013, 01:02:14
The difference is that the woman on the left can remove the sunglasses, or dress better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 06-02-2013, 03:02:20
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9cef42084843285c3db18a85ebdbf1b/tumblr_mhq8lfFIKT1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 06-02-2013, 04:02:14
The difference is that the woman on the left can remove the sunglasses, or dress better.

Was about to say, the woman on the left can put on more or less clothes, the woman on the right can't put on less clothes even if she wants to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-02-2013, 05:02:16
Provided that no one complains if she do so.

The woman on the right still gets raped, and then guilty despite being the victim. They will blame her for tempting the rapist no matter what she did.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 06-02-2013, 12:02:43
How astronauts wash their hands in space (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JUUvlnnVMSQ). Pretty cool!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 06-02-2013, 13:02:37
Guys guys its not about the details in the picture! Its the thought that counts..

EU: No non-historical swastikas
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 06-02-2013, 15:02:36
About illegal immigrants in USA.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aaf_1360011654
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-02-2013, 15:02:23
About illegal immigrants in USA.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aaf_1360011654

lol, I like it that when he starts talking there is a crowed, but when he's done they're all gone :D

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6509006_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6508874_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 06-02-2013, 19:02:23
(http://i.imgur.com/cRc0siL.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-02-2013, 22:02:27
^ Oh cmon, everyone knows that dinosaurs had feathers, and that oil might possibly come from the Earth's core, not the corpses of deceased prehistoric animals....

Slightly related, deadly Great Tits:

http://io9.com/5982218/all-the-proof-you-need-that-bloodthirsty-dinosaurs-live-among-us?utm_source=kotaku.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 06-02-2013, 23:02:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidgMwrHhaY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 07-02-2013, 00:02:45
O crap sorry forgot about the swastikas, the whole darn internet is full with them, i dont even care about them anymore lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-02-2013, 02:02:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

Who let Japan make a mayonnaise commercial?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 07-02-2013, 06:02:17
(http://i.imgur.com/F5msCtq.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 07-02-2013, 09:02:03
A bit older video but still a good one. Some cool maglev shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeS_U9qFg7Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-02-2013, 10:02:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lMoLKQnCxA Jaboody dubs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 07-02-2013, 13:02:27
A brutal foul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6WQ8ORQEDL0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 07-02-2013, 15:02:52
not sure if been posted before but..

..Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 07-02-2013, 17:02:01
DeLorean Hovercraft

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8RX4xDs_k

Deathstar on Kickstarter

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461687407/kickstarter-open-source-death-star

Most important feature:
enough chicken wire to protect reactor exhaust ports.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 07-02-2013, 18:02:49
Warning: This video is extremely disgusting, but hilarious at the same time.
Warned ya.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rGAiwQCiz4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-02-2013, 08:02:50
http://youtu.be/XCywGhHQMEw (http://youtu.be/XCywGhHQMEw)

By the power invested in me by some dude I met in a Tesco, I find you all to be paedophiles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-02-2013, 11:02:07
Did you say pedophile?

Makes me remember The IT Crowd: Peter File (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-02-2013, 15:02:17
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6529379_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-02-2013, 15:02:25
British overreaction.

I remember once British Airways denied a man from a seat, just because sitting next to him is a traveling unaccompanied minor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 08-02-2013, 15:02:27
Slightly related, deadly Great Tits:

http://io9.com/5982218/all-the-proof-you-need-that-bloodthirsty-dinosaurs-live-among-us?utm_source=kotaku.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
Z-Day is finally here! BRAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 08-02-2013, 18:02:38
How to get out of the friend zone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN4GKxEZ4JA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-02-2013, 01:02:05
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TMRMGBXiqRI/AAAAAAAAC_U/xcpHSFxJPeY/s1600/thanks+jihad+tv+for+pimping+my+ride.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-02-2013, 01:02:19
(http://img3.joyreactor.com/pics/post/auto-233953.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 09-02-2013, 01:02:33
EDIT ^ Is that real?????
         |
Asians seem to have some kind of relationship with cockroaches...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPiZ-l612g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaMjVMkhnhw

Not cockroach,but also a nice lulz ad.
http://youtu.be/TgPmaNMReKQ

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 09-02-2013, 01:02:53
EDIT ^ Is that real?????

Text is edited. First really is probably about being on time, second and fourth one about how to "store" (can't find a better word now) your bag. Third.. I don't know how to say it in English, too tired.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-02-2013, 04:02:40
EDIT ^ Is that real?????
         |
Asians seem to have some kind of relationship with cockroaches...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPiZ-l612g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaMjVMkhnhw

Not cockroach,but also a nice lulz ad.
http://youtu.be/TgPmaNMReKQ

Our cockroach looks like slimy pile of shite

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSd8MnlHDOSrCP5LJaN8l9XVH7YulTavelwk0FIn1k_xzxT5r_Qvg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 09-02-2013, 05:02:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=6xc9B_zKJWM&NR=1
moaar japanese commercials
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-02-2013, 12:02:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=6xc9B_zKJWM&NR=1
moaar japanese commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11quU3nqkVE

moar
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-02-2013, 13:02:26
Spiders..I don't even  :o http://youtu.be/C4OHkfZ-TGE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-02-2013, 14:02:29
(http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/600817_10151430688050155_543321979_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 10-02-2013, 02:02:40
Spiders..I don't even  :o http://youtu.be/C4OHkfZ-TGE

HQ, requesting Napalm strike on this position!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-02-2013, 11:02:16
Yeah, those were edits :p
anyway
(http://mybfolder.org/albums/userpics/10001/1586t6r.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 10-02-2013, 11:02:47
http://www.penisland.net/index.html

It's a website about pens.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-02-2013, 11:02:12
http://www.penisland.net/index.html

It's a website about pens.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31vdkBfuTE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-02-2013, 11:02:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrzIykdka4s

asdfmovie6!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-02-2013, 11:02:47
http://www.penisland.net/index.html

It's a website about pens.
Don't wanna know how u ended up there to discover it's about pens  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-02-2013, 12:02:55
I don't get why i didn't post it here before, one of my favourite youtube videos  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-02-2013, 12:02:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrzIykdka4s

asdfmovie6!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was hilarious. And i have no idea how to breathe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 10-02-2013, 21:02:01
(http://i.imgur.com/OPTpFn5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-02-2013, 22:02:53
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/java_exploits.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-02-2013, 22:02:06
(http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/odin/38/odingtjesus.jpg)
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/sandbox-food-bad-restored-jesus-349560.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-02-2013, 00:02:28
Meanwhile in the USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_942873&feature=iv&src_vid=pOFpAoNgd1I&v=16oUKdOUstU
SMASH SMASH SMASH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-02-2013, 02:02:53
http://www.penisland.net/index.html

It's a website about pens.

"We specialize in wood!"

Anyway, watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV8Q2fsN0o

Followed by this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c777BPiEhoo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 11-02-2013, 03:02:43
(http://i.imgur.com/GGnQEch.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-02-2013, 07:02:25
That is hilariously cruel Tore!  ;D

Some imaginary maps, if the world country's population does correspond to its area size.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d_eFtm8fpf8/TPQcOf4qRwI/AAAAAAAACm8/w-pi2h-EYDM/s1600/pop%2Bmap.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d_eFtm8fpf8/TNOoBy3l2nI/AAAAAAAACac/HsSguvtG3N4/s1600/sf+world.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 11-02-2013, 17:02:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4hpEnLtqUDg

Norwegians.. ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 11-02-2013, 17:02:23
(http://data5.blog.de/media/054/3847054_da2bdcb0ed_l.jpg)
*You know the Christmas Dinner with your colleagues is going to be shit, when you return from the toilet and you notice that Hitler has stolen your seat.*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 11-02-2013, 19:02:18
The "Drive Me Closer" cracked me up. Because it's double funny if you know the original meme, triple funny if you play armour-heavy Imperial Guard, and off the scale funny if you just decided to add a Commissar tank...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-02-2013, 20:02:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaADQTeZRCY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-02-2013, 10:02:50
http://www.dn.se/sthlm/polisen-bogserade-permobil
Police towing a broken down permobil. D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-02-2013, 16:02:34
just listen to the introduction of this program. Sounds familiar right   ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi4tfFAD-SA

"Das team der alliierten hatt die feindliche flagge erobert"
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-02-2013, 16:02:53
And russian voices aswel from BF 1942  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 12-02-2013, 17:02:03
rofl
Wanna buy? Can´t judge the Quality of the Print. COuld be superb pixelpower.
(http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/products/109497902/views/1,width=280,height=280.png)
http://www.spreadshirt.de/us-soldier-bar-forgotten-hope-2-C4408A23604012#/detail/23604012
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 12-02-2013, 17:02:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-uBFwqI4TlM

This made my day  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 12-02-2013, 17:02:48
What's so funny about it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 12-02-2013, 17:02:54
Its funny when the huge ball gets out of bounds and rolls off a cliff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 12-02-2013, 17:02:30
Well, it might be. I personally dislike video footage of people dying. Can't take it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 12-02-2013, 17:02:03
Its funny when the huge ball gets out of bounds and rolls off a cliff.

Oh good I thought that the fact that a guy died in it was funny... Silly me...  ::)

Anyway, as Einstein once said, only 2 things in the world are infinite, the universe, and the human stupidity... And he wasn't even sure about the former...

The worst thing is that it isn't the fault of the guy(s) in the ball (RIP), but the idiots who came up with an idea of rolling a giant ball with humans in it off a FUC**** MOUNTAIN!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-02-2013, 17:02:11
But when people die it get significantly less funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 12-02-2013, 18:02:21
Didnt know they died at the end. sorry.  :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 12-02-2013, 18:02:35
I guess the title was not information enough? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 12-02-2013, 18:02:39
The whole of the title doesnt appear on youtube
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 12-02-2013, 18:02:39
Strange, it always does for me. But nevermind, it was not meant as an insult or anything like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 12-02-2013, 18:02:12
And the award of "Manliest Man" goes to....Wisbech attackers 'fought off by landlord holding chips' (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21410565).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 12-02-2013, 22:02:44
Well to be honest you don't want to come between a man and his food. I hate food getting cold.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-02-2013, 00:02:02
What a cheerful little song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvsy11PHxM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-02-2013, 08:02:24
rofl
Wanna buy? Can´t judge the Quality of the Print. COuld be superb pixelpower.
(http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/products/109497902/views/1,width=280,height=280.png)
http://www.spreadshirt.de/us-soldier-bar-forgotten-hope-2-C4408A23604012#/detail/23604012
Looked alright, without the URL. Put it at the back.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 13-02-2013, 11:02:48
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/w5/dfm/f9md/119565/1148810924.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 13-02-2013, 11:02:37
http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/w5/dfm/f9md/119565/1148810924.jpg

And where is my lovely german "Lautstärke!!!!!"?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 13-02-2013, 16:02:40
quite an interesting percussion act  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R5mMRiiCwak#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-02-2013, 19:02:15
Perfume


Dutch=parfum
French=parfum
Danish=perfume
norwegian=parfyme
Spanish=perfume
italian=profumo
German=DUSTSTOFFEN  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Finnish=hajuvesi



Ok i might be trolling on the german one because i see in my german dictionary that both parfüm and duststoffen are used

but its a dictionary from years ago so i dunno if its good
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 13-02-2013, 19:02:20
I hate those 'trying-to-be-funny' language pics. Of course the words are going to be completely different when comparing Indo-European languages to Finno-Ugric ones. It's like comparing oranges, satsumas and apples and then laughing at apples for being the wrong color.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-02-2013, 19:02:08
u mad perkele???


Its still better then when people mention belgium. "Oh hey look the belgians! lets make waffle and french jokes!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 13-02-2013, 19:02:16
Perfume


Dutch=parfum
French=parfum
Danish=perfume
norwegian=parfyme
Spanish=perfume
italian=profumo
German=DUSTSTOFFEN  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Finnish=hajuvesi



Ok i might be trolling on the german one because i see in my german dictionary that both parfüm and duststoffen are used

but its a dictionary from years ago so i dunno if its good


Finns have also "parfyymi"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 13-02-2013, 20:02:15
Should be "Duftstoff" maybe ;) Not used regularly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-02-2013, 21:02:00
most of these translation languages are aimed to make fun of germans and Finnish  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 13-02-2013, 22:02:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC2zHEEdu_g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-02-2013, 22:02:13
OMG, is this serious?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-02-2013, 22:02:04
YO JESUS
you da man

YOU MAH NIGGA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-02-2013, 23:02:31
http://youtu.be/lUR6QzwleP8
ice cube maker
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-02-2013, 17:02:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6582798_700b.jpg)


Home-made

welcome to Belgium


http://9gag.com/gag/6582798?ref=fb.s

click on zhe smiley please..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 14-02-2013, 18:02:56
I hope that wasn't your car :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 14-02-2013, 18:02:35
http://9gag.com/gag/6582798?ref=fb.s

click on zhe smiley please..
I tried to click on the link but it said "LINK BLOCKED" then I remembered why it is, and that is a good thing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 14-02-2013, 18:02:08
I always thought the German habit of dubbing movies and TV shows is bad, but then I discovered Polish "dubbing".  :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qSiQ5GTf8bs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qSiQ5GTf8bs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 14-02-2013, 19:02:31
^ I will never understand the need for dubbing foreign movies... Surely the voice is part of the acting... I think subtitles are more than enough...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 14-02-2013, 19:02:03
It's not that fun to read the text all along a film. Sure, it is feasable but not as enjoyable. The German dubbing is quite good most of the times although I prefer the original Version if I understand the language. You should see French dubbing. Now that is horrible...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-02-2013, 19:02:44
Dubbing is a crime against everything that is holy and good. Subtitles should not be a challenge to anyone with even minimal cognitive functions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 14-02-2013, 19:02:59
Worst thing is if you have German actors talking English in the original and then dubbing themselves again for the German version (like Diane Kruger in Inglourious Basterds, Troy and National Treasure). It just looks/sounds so unnatural. Not to mention the utter confusion you have when there are movie-Germans speaking German and you don´t know whether that was supposed to be German or English.

Also there are words and puns that get lost in translation. "Motherfucker" etc. aren´t used/ sound weird in German. So they made bruce Willis say in Die Hard: "Yippie kayee, pork cheek!".

Other jokes are totally lost with dubbing. Take Malcolm in the Middle as an example. They turned Otto (the German) into a Dane with a horrible accent to have some kind of language barrier. ::) I can only guess how many jokes were destroyed by that. Also they censored the racist grandma, some scenes were totally left out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 14-02-2013, 19:02:05
It's not that fun to read the text all along a film. Sure, it is feasable but not as enjoyable. The German dubbing is quite good most of the times although I prefer the original Version if I understand the language. You should see French dubbing. Now that is horrible...
Once you've seen some films with subtitles you  stop noticing the text. It becomes like normal reading, you don't even realize that you're actually reading. If you concentrate on it too much tough, it can get quite bothersome.

@Thor: Fully agree with you on that. Even worse than dubbing movies and films is dubbing in documentaries where they dub over a non-native English speaker with someone speaking English with a fake accent (I'm looking at you, American war documentaries that have German or Russian veterans speaking in them).
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-02-2013, 19:02:10
what i do hate however is war movies were the germans speak english.....

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 14-02-2013, 19:02:18
As I said, it is feasable. Movies that are either in English, France or German are no problem. If there are short passages with a language I don't understand it is ok too. Reading the subtitles for 2 hours is not what I call watching a film. It is not that one entirely misses the film but you may slip some details.
Some German dubbing even enhances some films. There are plenty of quotes of dubbed films that every Germans knows. Plus, some series have puns that don't work out well. A good dubbing can try to fix this.
There are even series like "Die Zwei" ("The persuaders!" with Roger Moore) which were a flop in the USA, went well in GB and France and were a classic in Germany. The initial tensions between an US business man and a British Lord cannot be explained to German people. They don't understand all the subtile humor in the dialogues because they have no idea of how those two versions and lifestyes interfere. They don't live in either of the countries. The German version erased the culture clash (but not the Lord vs. businessman thing) and wrote its own dialogues that sometimes are even quoted nowaydays.

EDIT: Dubbing documentaries with accent indeed is really horrible. Plus, the double audio you get is really confusing, especially when you understand both languages and see some differences in the translation.
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Post by: GuinNess on 14-02-2013, 19:02:14
Cute cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vDSaVN9NwRQ
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Post by: LuckyOne on 14-02-2013, 20:02:21
EDIT: Dubbing documentaries with accent indeed is really horrible. Plus, the double audio you get is really confusing, especially when you understand both languages and see some differences in the translation.

Well yeah... I can understand when they dub the narrator, but seeing "authentic participants" dubbed in your language is awkward... Anyway here the dubbing is so rare, and I'm so used to reading subtitles that I find it funny when I watch a "home-made" documentary, I just can't take the (reen)actors seriously...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 14-02-2013, 20:02:13
Dubbing is a terrible crime against humanity, and should be punished by death.
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Post by: Musti on 14-02-2013, 21:02:07
It depends, really. Sometimes dubbing is just as good as the original, and sometimes it's even better than the original.
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Post by: :| Hi on 14-02-2013, 21:02:44
Hey fuck you guys, the english dub of Dragonball Z was awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-02-2013, 21:02:10
Most animes had shitty dubbings. DBZ was good


Some dubbings are done correctly tough. Even if you dont like anime, i always reccomend Black lagoon in ENGLISH. The english version is well made with famous voice actors, the english version is preffered over the japanese one in Japan


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Boxxy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGuX55_CDRQ
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-02-2013, 23:02:13
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/02/14/karuru.jpg)
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Post by: LHeureux on 14-02-2013, 23:02:04
It looks like everyone has fucked up hair in this room.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-02-2013, 23:02:03
Godwin's Law threatens me, but when you think of it, dubbing really came to prominence in the 1930's in Germany, Italy, post-Civil War Spain, and the Soviet Union (and coincidentally, France), ostensibly to "protect national culture and language".

That does not sound at all suspicious, does it? I mean, all those governments probably just thought for the very best of the audience and certainly not censorship or altering the message or inserting propaganda or anything like that, nosir, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 14-02-2013, 23:02:22
Godwin's Law threatens me, but when you think of it, dubbing really came to prominence in the 1930's in Germany, Italy, post-Civil War Spain, and the Soviet Union (and coincidentally, France), ostensibly to "protect national culture and language".

That does not sound at all suspicious, does it? I mean, all those governments probably just thought for the very best of the audience and certainly not censorship or altering the message or inserting propaganda or anything like that, nosir, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
When you watch a dubbed movie, you're watching it with Hitler. Gotcha :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-02-2013, 23:02:10
The worst dub in history of dubbing for Greece is Definitely "Iggano Kabamaru" from the 80's... It was translated from Japanese to Arabic then to English then to Greek... Lines being repeated over and over, things changing meaning, bat is a bright example they mean the baseball bat but they translated the animal bat instead, as well as some other hilarious stuff.




"Nu Thang" in response to "Jesus Christ is my N*gga"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUVNuD3MiU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 15-02-2013, 05:02:49
Dubbing is a crime against everything that is holy and good. Subtitles should not be a challenge to anyone with even minimal cognitive functions.

Bingo. Bunch of lazy mofos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 15-02-2013, 07:02:14
Godwin's Law threatens me, but when you think of it, dubbing really came to prominence in the 1930's in Germany, Italy, post-Civil War Spain, and the Soviet Union (and coincidentally, France), ostensibly to "protect national culture and language".

That does not sound at all suspicious, does it? I mean, all those governments probably just thought for the very best of the audience and certainly not censorship or altering the message or inserting propaganda or anything like that, nosir, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Back in our previous regime, they also dub almost every foreign shows here. So it is kinda correct to associate it with fascism.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 15-02-2013, 07:02:05
I hate it when someone is speaking spanish in a program or something and i can understand it perfectly, but them someone starts saying whatever the spanish guy was saying but in English.

And sometimes they're just wrong!, how do we trust that the translation is correct? you can't!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 15-02-2013, 10:02:34
Meteor shower in Russia injures hundreds:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116

Scary shit... Choose your response:

1. It's an omen.
2. The end is nigh!
3. Ignore the peasant rabble.
4. Stop looking at the sky!

(Paradox fans will get this :P)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-02-2013, 10:02:53
Meteor shower in Russia injures hundreds:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116

Scary shit... Choose your response:

1. It's an omen.
2. The end is nigh!
3. Ignore the peasant rabble.
4. Stop looking at the sky!

(Paradox fans will get this :P)

Personally, I'd prefer "Oh, meteor fodder!", but peasant rabble will do
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-02-2013, 10:02:48
More meteors comin down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c-0iwBEswE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c-0iwBEswE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x63OTOsO_A4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x63OTOsO_A4)

Kinda scary.
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Post by: sn00x on 15-02-2013, 10:02:26
Meanwhile, in Norway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4hpEnLtqUDg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-02-2013, 10:02:24
Meanwhile, in Norway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4hpEnLtqUDg

See page 213 of this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 15-02-2013, 11:02:29
Pretty interesting meteorite videos.

I think it would be highly coincidental if they weren't related to the passage of 2012 DA14. This asteroid will pass 27 600 km over the Earth this evening at 19:25 UTC. (Note that the distance to the moon is 840 000 km, so this really is very very close. It's closer than weather and observation satellites in fact, which fly in geosynchronous orbit at 35 786 km.)

Maybe we'll see more of them.
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Post by: LuckyOne on 15-02-2013, 12:02:00
Pretty interesting meteorite videos.

I think it would be highly coincidental if they weren't related to the passage of 2012 DA14. This asteroid will pass 27 600 km over the Earth this evening at 19:25 UTC. (Note that the distance to the moon is 840 000 km, so this really is very very close. It's closer than weather and observation satellites in fact, which fly in geosynchronous orbit at 35 786 km.)

Maybe we'll see more of them.

They say it's probably not connected because it came from the opposite direction...
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-02-2013, 12:02:22
This one travelled from east to west, DA14 is approaching from south.
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Post by: GooGeL on 15-02-2013, 12:02:59
That rock deserves it's own thread.

Watched the russian car cam and... phew that's fking awesome stuff! Though sad people got injured.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-02-2013, 13:02:47
Btw, every car in Russia has camera now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-02-2013, 13:02:07
Btw, every car in Russia has camera now?

It's an insurance thingy. When you get hit by another car you'd best be able to prove it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 15-02-2013, 13:02:58
Not just other cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcm3Egr8gqs
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Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-02-2013, 14:02:39
Not just other cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcm3Egr8gqs

Pesky pedestrians...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Schneider on 15-02-2013, 14:02:50
I think it would be highly coincidental if they weren't related to the passage of 2012 DA14.

Obviously not, if you observe the footage closely:

(http://cs6081.userapi.com/v6081385/508f/hhp8_8Hlg7g.jpg)
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Post by: GooGeL on 15-02-2013, 14:02:53
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/02/50-years-ago-the-world-in-1963/100460/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-02-2013, 23:02:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k08qYTDU55w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-02-2013, 23:02:43
Btw, every car in Russia has camera now?
Yep. "Witnesses" does not work in Russia. Fraud is so big there you have to have a camera on your hood of your car. One for the rear is also reccomended but not required
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-02-2013, 01:02:30
http://youtu.be/ReOw_2f4lpY?t=4m15s
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Post by: GooGeL on 16-02-2013, 11:02:52
(http://i.imgur.com/BClaUgV.jpg)
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Post by: Turkish007 on 16-02-2013, 11:02:38
That is...disturbing
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Post by: Smiles on 16-02-2013, 15:02:07
(http://i.minus.com/iblu0TQD6rJ9Uc.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 16-02-2013, 15:02:59
(http://i.minus.com/iblu0TQD6rJ9Uc.gif)

Animals exhibit some weird behaviour sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yiZDIcCKAM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 16-02-2013, 15:02:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_148524&feature=iv&src_vid=2xJbb3GWxsY&v=WyvM9fxkMfU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_148524&feature=iv&src_vid=2xJbb3GWxsY&v=WyvM9fxkMfU)

O man the music brings back so many memories, and the vid is quite funny too ;D
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Post by: Torenico on 16-02-2013, 16:02:19
(http://i.imgur.com/X9ZI01E.gif)
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Post by: GooGeL on 16-02-2013, 19:02:30
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c0c_1360841935 - Canadian Parliament Debate The Zombie Apocalypse
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-02-2013, 22:02:09
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1892355_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-02-2013, 01:02:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_JijhgLLvo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-02-2013, 01:02:13
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3c48c5725939f501b734d0080f8603a/tumblr_mic6qnH6sY1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

http://www.break.com/index/guy-narrates-his-own-plane-crash-2416325

Wow... could use a few Jägers after that.
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Post by: Kubador on 17-02-2013, 02:02:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_JijhgLLvo


This guy is a mentlegen and a scholar!


Something true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7WjLT6XnqY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-02-2013, 19:02:14
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/f/fa/Hitlertour.jpg)

From ae (encyclopedia Dramatica)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 17-02-2013, 20:02:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueBZuZAoglE
Its about time someone takes this seriously!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-02-2013, 22:02:18
look at them all laughing, when in theory, it is possible. But not like die and reanimate. Fungus exist on certain rats that drive them insane and suicidal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 18-02-2013, 00:02:12
Toxoplasmosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis), caused not by a fungus but a protozoa, which actually does not make the mice and rats suicidal per se, but rather makes them feel safe and fearless to the point of recklessness and diminishes their self-preservation instincts. And surprise surprise, the parasite will happily infect humans too who come in contact with cat feces (this being the primary transmission vector to both rodents and sapients), causing similar symptoms in them too, lending some credibility to the trope "crazy cat lady" and possibly explaining risk-seeking activities like basejumping or sex tourism in Thailand.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-02-2013, 00:02:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7r1S6-op8E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 18-02-2013, 00:02:13
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Bayolante.swf

I found it entertaining, really weird
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-02-2013, 04:02:10
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/02/iran-new-stealth-fighter-jet-fake/61781/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 18-02-2013, 06:02:08
When it comes to Iranian weaponry, anything larger than car is either fake or incredibly faulty. That said, I've seen amazing hand-held weapons from the region. Just nothing from the 20th or 21st century, haha!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-02-2013, 10:02:10
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/db74ccce2bd6cb62e70b63861d23ea9f/tumblr_miebf5gsno1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 18-02-2013, 13:02:19
MEGA Pod of Dolphins http://youtu.be/WZbA421hIhs

Astronauts’ breath-taking views of earth from space showing mysterious ring around Tehran.. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280065/Astronauts-breath-taking-views-earth-space-showing-mysterious-ring-Tehran-amazing-rare-images.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 18-02-2013, 14:02:52
Astronauts’ breath-taking views of earth from space showing mysterious ring around Tehran.. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2280065/Astronauts-breath-taking-views-earth-space-showing-mysterious-ring-Tehran-amazing-rare-images.html)
I do recommend following Hadfield on twitter

https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield

He uploeads pictures like those pretty much several times a day.
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-02-2013, 14:02:44
goddamn show off....
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Post by: Zoologic on 18-02-2013, 14:02:57
Norwegian Army doing the shake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=4hpEnLtqUDg&feature=endscreen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 18-02-2013, 14:02:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y#!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-02-2013, 14:02:51
Norwegian Army doing the shake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=4hpEnLtqUDg&feature=endscreen

Also to be found on page 213 and 217 of this very thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 18-02-2013, 16:02:32
Tarantinos new hit movie: Djesus Uncrossed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CknpHpmIJtI)

 ;D
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Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 18-02-2013, 16:02:53
Times are changing.. A Chinese newspaper is reporting about bad working conditions in Germany:
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/762083.shtml (http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/762083.shtml)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-02-2013, 17:02:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6610140_460s_v1.jpg)

Jesus christ, flippy is gonna make millions of me.......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 18-02-2013, 17:02:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gMqVzZRL9n8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 18-02-2013, 17:02:20
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1361206678.jpg)
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-02-2013, 18:02:14


Jesus christ, flippy is gonna make millions of me.......
*off, 5 bucks plz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-02-2013, 18:02:06
Norwegian Army doing the shake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=4hpEnLtqUDg&feature=endscreen

Also to be found on page 213 and 217 of this very thread.

I found you guys amazingly hip for average internet users. Other communities are just too lame to be hang out with. No wonder this off-topic section flourish.
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Post by: LuckyOne on 18-02-2013, 19:02:10


Jesus christ, flippy is gonna make millions of me.......
*off, 5 bucks plz

*please

That will be 5 $.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 18-02-2013, 19:02:46


Jesus christ, flippy is gonna make millions of me.......
*off, 5 bucks plz

*please

That will be 5 $.  :P

Going to*

And $5.

I will bill you later.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-02-2013, 20:02:09
all these grammar nazis.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LxAt-mjK8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 18-02-2013, 20:02:44
The hobbit
(http://i45.tinypic.com/200d46x.gif)
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Post by: GooGeL on 19-02-2013, 12:02:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZIlNb4KIRk
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-02-2013, 13:02:19
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/gq/671/rirn/289564/1151971243.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-02-2013, 17:02:49
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/gq/671/rirn/289564/1151971243.gif)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Pure gold :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-02-2013, 20:02:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq9GewTMSdg

Thanks for that wonderfull advise  ;D
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Post by: Capten_C on 19-02-2013, 21:02:15
Razy Cussians! (http://youtu.be/EFW3-hxWPZE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 19-02-2013, 21:02:57
Razy Cussians! (http://youtu.be/EFW3-hxWPZE)

well you do need some serious balls to do that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-02-2013, 21:02:08
Razy Cussians! (http://youtu.be/EFW3-hxWPZE)

well you do need some serious balls to do that
No, you need to be suicidal or deranged in the head to do that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-02-2013, 21:02:46
Vodka strikes once again!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-02-2013, 21:02:39
They took working out to death to a whole new level...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 19-02-2013, 22:02:42
The best Twitter account ever. News from Florida: https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

Few of the recent headlines:

"Florida Man With Monkey In His Truck Arrested For DUI"
"Florida Man Arrested For Making His Kids Ride A Manatee Calf"
"Florida Man Claims It's His Constitutional Right To Rape A Donkey"
"Florida Man Arrested For Crushing Girl's Car At Spontaneous Monster Truck Rally"
"Florida Man Blames DUI On Pet Squirrel He Keeps In His Shirt"

The bast part; these are all real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 19-02-2013, 22:02:15
(http://i.imgur.com/o9E9hZz.gif)

There has to be a new internet, one just for Russia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-02-2013, 23:02:07
(http://i.imgur.com/o9E9hZz.gif)
Russians continue to ignore international arms treaties.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-02-2013, 00:02:21
Salad full option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYPM4CrAwNk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 20-02-2013, 01:02:04
(http://i.imgur.com/o9E9hZz.gif)
Russians continue to ignore international arms treaties.
And the laws of physics
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 20-02-2013, 10:02:00
(http://i.imgur.com/o9E9hZz.gif)
Russians continue to ignore international arms treaties.
And the laws of physics
In Soviet Russia the laws of physics obey YOU!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-02-2013, 17:02:28
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/dickstuck2.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-02-2013, 19:02:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6627162_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chad1992 on 20-02-2013, 20:02:15
Why didn't the allies think of this?  ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q-pmKiFZTw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-02-2013, 20:02:12
Why didn't the allies think of this?  ::)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q-pmKiFZTw
Thats what i CALL commercial baby!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-02-2013, 21:02:45
Very historically accurate guns they have  :P
http://youtu.be/3Q-pmKiFZTw?t=2s

Oh and:
Jap commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUOmY80GhU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-02-2013, 21:02:29
Very historically accurate guns they have  :P
http://youtu.be/3Q-pmKiFZTw?t=2s

They didn't have MG 26/30(t)'s so they used a ZGB 33/Bren instead? That is pretty damn good for a commercial in my opinion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-02-2013, 21:02:01
Don't get me wrong i really like it, it always makes me happy if people put efford in making a decent thing containing WW2 stuff

Homer changing during time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pieSiqKtk98
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 20-02-2013, 21:02:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkVBg_-OviI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-02-2013, 04:02:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NNU83D1r77c
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chad1992 on 21-02-2013, 04:02:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5mMRiiCwak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSkgWYXJxJU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 21-02-2013, 06:02:02
(http://i.imgur.com/TtaBmyv.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 21-02-2013, 08:02:05
The fuck? Is that legit? O________O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-02-2013, 09:02:28
Yes it is,

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Crater_lake_02.jpg/800px-Crater_lake_02.jpg)

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taal_Volcano

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h23/hilman_suhada/Duck.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 21-02-2013, 23:02:11
You know, how those zombie movies always begin with scientists making an experiment in "improving" biological life, such as creating artificial cells that are for all intents and purposes mummified versions of the originals (http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/scientists-create-zombie-cells-poorly.html), and that these new cells are able to outlive regular cells in a host bodBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 22-02-2013, 03:02:03
(http://i.imgur.com/OaoSQzZ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-02-2013, 03:02:19
http://www.space.com/19746-northern-lights-intensify-over-sweden-time-lapse-video.html

Just down the road.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GuinNess on 22-02-2013, 08:02:28
This is how the malian army training sounds like
http://youtu.be/AElR3Xz-Mdg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 22-02-2013, 09:02:43
Surgeon Simulator 2013!!!! xDDDDDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOU6G8zvXQ

And the game in question!

http://gamejam.bossastudios.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 22-02-2013, 09:02:35
This is how the malian army training sounds like
http://youtu.be/AElR3Xz-Mdg

We did the same shit in Finland too  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-02-2013, 10:02:14
This is how the malian army training sounds like
http://youtu.be/AElR3Xz-Mdg

We did the same shit in Finland too  ::)

Greece too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-02-2013, 10:02:41
http://www.space.com/19895-sun-plasma-rain-amazing-video.html
Ow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 22-02-2013, 10:02:28
Surgeon Simulator 2013!!!! xDDDDDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOU6G8zvXQ


That was so hilarious!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 22-02-2013, 12:02:15
This is how the malian army training sounds like
http://youtu.be/AElR3Xz-Mdg

We did the same shit in Finland too  ::)

Greece too.

Norway too.

was training "clear a foxhole" last week and i ran out of blanks after a few minutes so i had to charge it screaming like an idiot "boom boom boom"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 22-02-2013, 12:02:34
In my basic training it felt like having a shitload of blanks. Although, I also remember having a broken MPG (Manöverpatronengerät = thing that closes the barrel, so the automated reload mechanism works with blanks), which meant I had to manually operate the bolt... That sucked very much. In the end I got a working one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-02-2013, 14:02:55
Useful for shorter exercises or when in an area where blanks can't be used, e.g. in civilian areas or at the barracks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 23-02-2013, 00:02:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsLih8OnpO8

Some German music for your enjoyment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-02-2013, 18:02:42
(http://blog.trutv.com/dumb-as-a-blog/files/2013/02/2-fb71.jpeg)

Fail: stupidity + confidence.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 23-02-2013, 18:02:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M27Rq_Q7nWA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 23-02-2013, 19:02:30
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6641282_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-02-2013, 01:02:30
(http://i.imgur.com/jyqmrIr.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-02-2013, 04:02:34
http://youtu.be/i_ta33bMB70

http://youtu.be/ocOGKxy7onU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 24-02-2013, 06:02:45
(http://i.imgur.com/czX7so0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-02-2013, 15:02:04
(http://i.imgur.com/YWaShmq.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/399f618e5be40ed15425cbb9bb3fc5f7/tumblr_mipu0mXj8z1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-02-2013, 04:02:50
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130225.html

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/cold_2013/bp37.jpg
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/cold_2013/bp43.jpg
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2013/02/winter_weather.html

Some amazing photos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 26-02-2013, 10:02:27
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/cold_2013/bp45.jpg)
the monkey in the mid is remote controlled? (awesome pictures btw, thanks for sharing, googel)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-02-2013, 10:02:08
No its the failsafe device incase they go bananas and try to take over the world. Its his fuse.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Grim on 26-02-2013, 12:02:32
(http://)
the monkey in the mid is remote controlled? (awesome pictures btw, thanks for sharing, googel)

Ye its something monkeys use to steal bananas in dangerous places, a kind of Unmanned verhicle.

But I think its a collar (for tracking). But in allot of wildlife videos they use fake models of animals to film up close. Cant find the documentary but believe in a David Attenborough documentary about pinguins he talks about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 26-02-2013, 14:02:45
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1157461113.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 26-02-2013, 15:02:38
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/lp/8kv/hggt/3175/1157461113.jpg)

Lich Related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSU_2kSZKJs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 26-02-2013, 17:02:14
Oh mah gawd this is SO. CUTE.

(http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/58811_436529223092144_959301356_n.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 26-02-2013, 17:02:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKT0nVxEfOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKT0nVxEfOs)

I give ashit about CoD, but this trolling is great. 1:05 and 6:01 were just too much to handle for me ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-02-2013, 17:02:23
The bollywood job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MIZAGnAxQ-s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-02-2013, 18:02:52
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/621e15ecc8f517a1d93cb247106241eb/tumblr_mhh4r6cM7J1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/08a8a4dbfec5b466d6bc15d13af6f205/tumblr_mhh4r6cM7J1qz6f9yo3_r1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8599a1dfb4b0c335340b16c39a6a549b/tumblr_mhh4r6cM7J1qz6f9yo2_r1_500.jpg)


http://youtu.be/_8DdVVk3KLM D:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmASDp7w-VY - Fegelstation 4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 26-02-2013, 19:02:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjanqQ0ANxY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjanqQ0ANxY)

They left that scene out  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-02-2013, 06:02:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FU0Gf_BpVg
http://rt.com/news/vader-storms-justice-ukraine-493/

Random... stuff.

http://www.photo2011.eu/uploads/photo/source/d30d6181165b36f5cd00538a7dc92f435b27280e.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 27-02-2013, 12:02:00
http://youtu.be/5hjoDOnzr5s
guess i won't have been the only one thinking "wtf did i just watch?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 27-02-2013, 15:02:54
For those who dont know it yet, the creators of Adventure Time have a new mini series, the "Bravest Warriors". Mighty funny and the episodes are free to watch on youtube :)

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2DcNkn8HAwRCsyrLzeLW8e0ScNNvadcE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-02-2013, 16:02:49
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/bulliesbullyingbullies1.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-02-2013, 17:02:18
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6676454_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 27-02-2013, 17:02:42
In Belgium, that's still only going to last us one week...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-02-2013, 18:02:34
You gotta be pissin trillion times the entire ocean surface of this planet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 27-02-2013, 18:02:52
1. Alcohol isn't used to produce beer.

2. Methanol is lethal to humans. Beer contains ethanol. And while both are chemically alcohols, you don't want to mix those up.

And for Zoologic.

3. You don't piss surface, you piss volumes.

4. The volume of the world's oceans is 1.37 billion km³. That's 1.37 x 10^21 litres, which is 2.90 x 10^21 pints or 2.90 "billion trillion" pints. So the difference is only a factor 100 000.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-02-2013, 18:02:47
You must be fun at parties!

Also, Methanol is what makes you blind or kills you when you drink some badly distilled moonshine or disinfecting alcohol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-02-2013, 19:02:34
Yes, I was just toying with that. Anyway, regarding methanol, is it safe to apply it as disinfectant for wounds? I know you can't drink that, but how if you apply it on skin/outer flesh wound?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 27-02-2013, 20:02:10
D'aaaaaaw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=az9z9rBUwig#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-02-2013, 20:02:55
Yes, I was just toying with that. Anyway, regarding methanol, is it safe to apply it as disinfectant for wounds? I know you can't drink that, but how if you apply it on skin/outer flesh wound?

Wikipedia says it is usually ethanol or isopropanol so probably not.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-02-2013, 20:02:37
D'aaaaaaw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=az9z9rBUwig#!
pff your walrus is nothing compared to this pet fox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXSXL1ExCQ


D"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 27-02-2013, 20:02:07
Yes, I was just toying with that. Anyway, regarding methanol, is it safe to apply it as disinfectant for wounds? I know you can't drink that, but how if you apply it on skin/outer flesh wound?

Its not as effective as ethanol but it works. Its effectiveness depends on the various concentration, as with other alchohols. And you can drink it, granted you don't mind the side effects, including but not limited to death). But antifreeze is much sweeter. The risks out weigh the benefits of using it as a disinfectant. It works nicely for cleaning old pipes and such though, just don't use it on your wounds.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 27-02-2013, 21:02:53
Wow,didn't knew Cyanide and Happiness still existed.Thought they faded away when the memes striked the internet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 27-02-2013, 21:02:49
Wow,didn't knew Cyanide and Happiness still existed.Thought they faded away when the memes striked the internet.
They are a meme.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-02-2013, 22:02:48
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero strikes again!

"Trouble-Making Florida Man Moves To Seattle, Keeps Making Trouble"
"Florida Man Stabs Half-Brother To Death With Sword After Argument Over Dog Feces"
"High On Synthetic Weed, Florida Man Calls 911 Twice To Report That His Dreams Are Real"

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 27-02-2013, 23:02:57
Random thought about these two dancin' bros. earlier  ??? :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btwG0E4xke0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btwG0E4xke0)

Hell, they must be in their late teens early twenties by now?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-02-2013, 04:02:49
And they probably agreed to never speak of it again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-02-2013, 07:02:09
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero strikes again!

"Trouble-Making Florida Man Moves To Seattle, Keeps Making Trouble"
"Florida Man Stabs Half-Brother To Death With Sword After Argument Over Dog Feces"
"High On Synthetic Weed, Florida Man Calls 911 Twice To Report That His Dreams Are Real"

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

That is why you don't recruit superhero from bunch of pensioners.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-02-2013, 10:02:29
The horse meat scandals across Europe is on peoples lips now. I think the only confirmed collateral damage so far is this woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1c7cmCBexY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-02-2013, 11:02:35
I like horses.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-02-2013, 11:02:09
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero strikes again!

"Trouble-Making Florida Man Moves To Seattle, Keeps Making Trouble"
"Florida Man Stabs Half-Brother To Death With Sword After Argument Over Dog Feces"
"High On Synthetic Weed, Florida Man Calls 911 Twice To Report That His Dreams Are Real"

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

That is why you don't recruit superhero from bunch of pensioners.
I don't think that OAP's are the problem in the case of Florida Man ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-02-2013, 12:02:43
I once ate horse meat, it was not that bad. The key is that you gotta boil the meat before frying it, otherwise its really hard to chew.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 28-02-2013, 12:02:49
2. Methanol is lethal to humans. Beer contains ethanol. And while both are chemically alcohols, you don't want to mix those up.
Every drink that contains ethanol, whether fermented or distilled, contains also trace amounts of methanol. Fruit juices, especially orange juice, also contain methanol. Also, some sweeteners like aspartame are metabolized to methanol. Not that anything else except improperly distilled moonshine would actually contain methanol in amounts where it would matter anyway.

However, if not metabolized by the liver, methanol (which by itself is not toxic, rather, its metabolite formic acid is the one that depending on the amount consumed will cause temporary or permanent paralysis and blindness and even death) will spontaneously decompose into harmless substances relatively quickly (from a few hours to couple of days) and is ejected through kidneys. Liver, by default, metabolizes ethanol first; as long as there is unmetabolized ethanol, it won't touch the methanol. Which is why upon methanol poisoning the treatment of choice is that you are intravenously kept in a .2% ethanol intoxication for a couple of days, and which is why those winos can drink windshield wiper fluid and stuff: they are constantly so drunk that their liver will not process the methanol into formic acid.

Methanol is easily absorbed through skin, so using it as a disinfectant is a BIG no-no. That's why cosmetics cannot be denatured with methanol, because they come in contact with skin. Also, kitchen and laundry detergents and such cannot use it as a solvent either, because it could then potentially enter your digestion if not utterly thoroughly rinsed away. Ditto for general cleaning agents. Outside industrial applications (and being one component of the fuel for certain RC cars and aircraft) one should not try to use it "off-label" for anything. Yes, it's present on the very cheapest windshield wiper fluids, but I'd rather spend the extra few cents and buy something isopropanol-based which is far far far less toxic so that you can rinse your windshield while standing in the traffic lights without fear of getting blind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-02-2013, 13:02:01
I once ate horse meat, it was not that bad. The key is that you gotta boil the meat before frying it, otherwise its really hard to chew.
I put horse meat on my sandwich.

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab764a3182dac7c1cf96ffe421e0d98/tumblr_miwzfyIWjh1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHNxEVY9v98 LMAO
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-02-2013, 15:02:28
I once ate horse meat, it was not that bad. The key is that you gotta boil the meat before frying it, otherwise its really hard to chew.
I put horse meat on my sandwich.


Properly labeled, properly nourished horse meat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-02-2013, 15:02:10
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/8z/a12/r5q/31531/1159381357.gif)
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-02-2013, 15:02:47
However, if not metabolized by the liver, methanol (which by itself is not toxic, rather, its metabolite formic acid is the one that depending on the amount consumed will cause temporary or permanent paralysis and blindness and even death) will spontaneously decompose into harmless substances relatively quickly (from a few hours to couple of days) and is ejected through kidneys. Liver, by default, metabolizes ethanol first; as long as there is unmetabolized ethanol, it won't touch the methanol. Which is why upon methanol poisoning the treatment of choice is that you are intravenously kept in a .2% ethanol intoxication for a couple of days, and which is why those winos can drink windshield wiper fluid and stuff: they are constantly so drunk that their liver will not process the methanol into formic acid.

That reminds me of those Russian Sukhoi technician, which gets killed while on duty in Indonesia. Apparently, disappointed by the low alcohol content of locally distilled coconut wine, they seek for the jet fighter's canopy window cleaner liquid mix.

I once ate horse meat, it was not that bad. The key is that you gotta boil the meat before frying it, otherwise its really hard to chew.
I put horse meat on my sandwich.


Properly labeled, properly nourished horse meat.

Not Romanian horses  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-02-2013, 21:02:55
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6685862_460s_v1.jpg)

Belgian humour  ;D ;D



(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6688050_460s_v2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-02-2013, 23:02:55
A potion seller and a knight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 01-03-2013, 02:03:12
I love tur.. cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-03-2013, 03:03:10
(http://i.imgur.com/nlIlOcT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 01-03-2013, 04:03:48
Yeah! haha, that's a terrible feeling man!

It happens to me like all the time i go downstairs and it's dark, i can turn the light on but i like challenges, and mini-heart attacks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-03-2013, 10:03:48
The one where the top step disappears is worse though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 01-03-2013, 10:03:32
The one where you think there is no top step and there is is the worst - especially when holding tea or coffee.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-03-2013, 13:03:52
"Court Rules Judge Can't Ban Florida Man From Ohio"

Ohio is in danger, Florida Man to the rescue!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-03-2013, 13:03:58
(http://i.imgur.com/jAUDTHf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-03-2013, 13:03:51
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00fb33ed9e67918da959432b15103c39/tumblr_miyx2oC1aS1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 02-03-2013, 02:03:34
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00fb33ed9e67918da959432b15103c39/tumblr_miyx2oC1aS1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

(http://bitsandbytes.beepworld.de/files/Schauspieler/leemajors02.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 02-03-2013, 21:03:39
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=do+the+harlem+shake

Patience and you will be rewarded  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 03-03-2013, 06:03:50
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/00fb33ed9e67918da959432b15103c39/tumblr_miyx2oC1aS1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f85_1362059653 On video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16SIvVKtuks HAHA, couldn't stop myself laughing when they carried it away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2013, 11:03:41
the answer??
use a gun

and if that dont work
use more "Gun"

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6704179_460s.jpg)
Just the average conversation i have with flippy warbear. I am afraid to talk to him now because i might mess up you are/you're/your there/their to/too an/a and so on and so on

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6705425_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 03-03-2013, 12:03:34
You don't want to know know what some tourists did with these things at a camping ground in Italy that I used to visit frequently  :-X .
They had no clue what it was, but they had a lot of creativity in using it  ;D .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-03-2013, 13:03:12
Why America is very different from the rest of the world? I thought it is the victor who wrote the history and all sorts of standards. Yeah that probably was typical CoD:MW incorrectness.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 03-03-2013, 14:03:01
You drunk?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 03-03-2013, 15:03:27
WWII in ten minutes.

http://youtu.be/Q78COTwT7nE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 03-03-2013, 15:03:39
WWII in ten minutes.

http://youtu.be/Q78COTwT7nE

Am I the only one who had Hebrew subtitles while watching this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-03-2013, 16:03:10
nope, it's standard i guess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw6-uJCfeiE
The Confession
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-03-2013, 17:03:55
You drunk?

I was referring to the "drinking fountains," in here people use that to wash their ass or feet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 03-03-2013, 17:03:31
WWII in ten minutes.

http://youtu.be/Q78COTwT7nE
"Crash course", it's just bollocks.

Dunno why he's trying so hard to slip in jokes.

EDIT: I remember when I saw The World at War serie for the first time. I was either 15 or 16 years old and I was glued to the screen almost through the whole serie in one go.
Emotional stuff.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 03-03-2013, 20:03:35
Does anyone remember the "Golden records" we sent to the ETs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_Mvg9WCPOYM#!

Interesting how we found it necessary to censor almost everything bad about our society...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 03-03-2013, 23:03:50
Interesting how we found it necessary to censor almost everything bad about our society...

Why would we advertise that we are giant fucking cunts on our planetary resume?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 03-03-2013, 23:03:51
Let's send the aliens images of soldiers and nuclear explosions. What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 04-03-2013, 00:03:04
At least they didn't send porn to the aliens

And why do we send them anatomy? Then it's even easier for them to wipe us out :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 04-03-2013, 00:03:24
I wanted to see a

PD: Aliens, have you seen god up there? btw communism is bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2013, 07:03:20
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/JackCraig/HUMOR-MOVIES.html

Things you learn from movies:

Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just simply throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just simply throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.

All computers will have an audible "beep" when a person is searching for specific data, and of course that computer will find the precise match they are seeking. Basically, all the operator has to do at that particular point is hit "enter" to display everything known about the subject including sensitive FBI files.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 04-03-2013, 20:03:43
Someone linked me to this way back in 2010 (not as intelligent as it is now)
http://en.akinator.com/

First attempt and his three guesses:
Allah
Someone Who Doubts Their Own Doubts
Odin
I was thinking of Perkunas, I won.

Second:
Lenin, he got that right, spot on.

Third:
Thought of Barrack Obama. 9 guesses!

Fourth:
His first guess was Bloody Mary.
15 or so questions later he correctly guessed Queen Liliuokalani.

Fifth:
Inspector Foyle, from Foyles War. Spot on.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-03-2013, 20:03:50
I thought of Katy Perry, Tina Fey, Mao, Trotsky and Julius Caesar, he got every one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 04-03-2013, 21:03:37
Son of a bitch, i was thinking of Leopoldo Galtieri, dictator from our country and DAMN HE GOT IT RIGHT.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 04-03-2013, 21:03:23
Well, that's a blast from the past, seems it has gotten even better. It got Jesse Cox fairly easily,
but i defeated it with The Mighty Jingles (it tried to sell me Biscuit and The Yogscast before it gave up :D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 04-03-2013, 22:03:36
Shit that guy got better, he found out Elijah Baley from Asimov's novels!

(http://api-us1.akinator.com/photo0/246x294/partenaire/i/375002__1838926677.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-03-2013, 22:03:30
Jesus Christ it got Matt Berninger from the National!  this thing is pretty good
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 04-03-2013, 22:03:06
I took Pliny the elder and he didn't get it, he thought i was thinking of Da Vinci  ;D

Correction, it goes on but also his second guess is wrong, now he thinks i'm thinking of Tacitus

aw :( third time he got it (think around 100 questions first)

Let's go on :)

Btw, this stuff is incredible, even knows Leryn Franco after like 50 guesses

(and weird when i was thinking of Atatürk, he asked me 2 times either he was from Turkey and after i told him he was the first president, he asked me again if he was president, but still, can't stop playing it <3 )
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-03-2013, 22:03:35
- He didn't guess The Ghost of High Heart.
- He guessed Brynden Rivers on the last try.
- He didn't guess Zollo the Fat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 04-03-2013, 22:03:44
He didn't guess robbaz, he told me the answer was something not good for children or something like that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-03-2013, 23:03:51
-
- He didn't guess Zollo the Fat
I didn't even remember who he was
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 04-03-2013, 23:03:54
He ***** off *****'s ******.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 04-03-2013, 23:03:09
(http://i.imgur.com/NDJRZ4h.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 04-03-2013, 23:03:20
He didn't guess robbaz, he told me the answer was something not good for children or something like that
Lol, he guessed Robbaz for me in like less than 10 questions :D, best one "Is your character a viking?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 04-03-2013, 23:03:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uef2Mit0Qgs

Holy shit, just when I thought Palpatine couldn't sound any more evil...

Even dubbed this sounds good  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-03-2013, 23:03:17
He did guess netanyahu and the duke of marlborough, though he was 2 times close.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-03-2013, 00:03:44
He didn't guess robbaz, he told me the answer was something not good for children or something like that
Lol, he guessed Robbaz for me in like less than 10 questions :D, best one "Is your character a viking?"
Gonna retry in that case  ;D

EDIT, yeah i got him after some tries :) (had the questions "is he a viking" and "is he swedish", should be obvious by then, and still he have me pewdiepie before he gave me robbaz  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-03-2013, 02:03:12
He didn't guess Total Biscuit but so far nailed every other character. He also asked me this:

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 05-03-2013, 02:03:09
Well, thats a legitimate question.

So...
Yes?
No?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-03-2013, 03:03:19
I went with "probably". It's a common ability among humans but I'm not sure the Witcher has it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-03-2013, 05:03:10
1st character:
He got Soekarno correct.

2nd character:
Seth MacFarlane, he guessed Jim Carey, then Kevin Smith, Larry the Cable Guy... he missed this.

3rd character is very easy:
In 12 questions he got Scrooge McDuck.

4th I went hard:
Michel Tanguy from Tanguy et Laverdure, he guessed Marius Pontmercy (Les Misérables), Rudolf von Stroheim (Jojo's Bizzare Adventure), then he gave up (Nothing)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 05-03-2013, 06:03:02
He's not too good with some lesser known historical figures, especially from more than 500 years ago. 17th century Alexander Guagnini for example. I wonder just how much it helps to add characters when he is beaten.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 05-03-2013, 06:03:27
Well once he told me "Was your Character a Nazi?"

Yes.

Is your character a disciple of Muten Roshi/Turtle Hermit in Dragon Ball?

WUT?

He asked me once if my character used Lightsabers, i said no, he then said "I can think of: Ernesto "Che" Guevara." SURE.

I was trying to get him to guess Gianluigi Buffon, so he said if my Character was Italian, yes, if my character was a Goalkeeper, yes and if my character was a striker, lolwat?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Aggroman on 05-03-2013, 07:03:05
He didn't know about Wilhelm Mohnke. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 05-03-2013, 07:03:23
He didn't know about Wilhelm Mohnke. ;D

He didn't know about Helmuth Weidling either, he kept saying Erich Von Manstein or Friedrich Paulus or Heinz Guderian or Gerd von Rundstedt and even Hermann Fegelein, but never the guy i wanted.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-03-2013, 07:03:44
One of the things he did was trying to guess you by your local culture (based on IP I guess). He repeatedly asked if the character is a Javanese/Muslim/Indonesian/Southeast Asian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-03-2013, 09:03:46
Question N° 33

Does your character think?

"No"

Question N°34

Is your character a software engineer?




....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 05-03-2013, 12:03:22
He didn't get Wilhelm Keitel and said Rudolf Hess instead  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 05-03-2013, 12:03:39
Is your Character an Hero?

"Yes"

Micheal Wittmann


ROFL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-03-2013, 12:03:49
Is your Character an Hero (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/An_hero)?

didn't know Wittman killed himself....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 05-03-2013, 12:03:38
Is your character French?

yes

Did he fight during the Napoleonic Wars?

yes

Guess 1: Napoleon Bonaparte

Too easy, pal

10 questions later, guess 2: Ney


...

bugger

Edit:
Does your character have a connection with a muslim country?

no

Guess: T.E. Lawrence

*facepalm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-03-2013, 13:03:36
Is your Character an Hero (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/An_hero)?

didn't know Wittman killed himself....
One could argue that in his arrogance he actually did :p
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 05-03-2013, 13:03:10
Tried Jean Baptiste Lamarck, and he got it after some time.

Now defeated him with Chester W. Nimitz. He only guessed Douglas MacArthur and gave up after that.

Also defeated him with Julius Streicher after he guessed like 5 different Nazis first.

"Was your character a Nazi? - Yes"

"Was your character part of the cast of My Little Pony?" wtf ;D

To my surprise he correctly guessed Ishii Shiro though, touché!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CptdeS35 on 05-03-2013, 14:03:29
Well once he told me "Was your Character a Nazi?"

Yes.

Is your character a disciple of Muten Roshi/Turtle Hermit in Dragon Ball?

WUT?

He asked me once if my character used Lightsabers, i said no, he then said "I can think of: Ernesto "Che" Guevara." SURE.

I was trying to get him to guess Gianluigi Buffon, so he said if my Character was Italian, yes, if my character was a Goalkeeper, yes and if my character was a striker, lolwat?

LOOOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-03-2013, 15:03:32
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225096_423428354417213_1960637945_n.jpg)
Yao Guai mixed with elephant i'd say
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-03-2013, 16:03:01
elephand with dogs face ... Worse photoshop i've seen ever...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2013, 17:03:34
Someone linked me to this way back in 2010 (not as intelligent as it is now)
http://en.akinator.com/

First attempt and his three guesses:
Allah
Someone Who Doubts Their Own Doubts
Odin
I was thinking of Perkunas, I won.

Second:
Lenin, he got that right, spot on.

Third:
Thought of Barrack Obama. 9 guesses!

Fourth:
His first guess was Bloody Mary.
15 or so questions later he correctly guessed Queen Liliuokalani.

Fifth:
Inspector Foyle, from Foyles War. Spot on.
SON of a bitch he guessed Tyrion lannister

and Herr Flick

and Hodor

And asajj Ventress altough this was a difficult one for the genie
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-03-2013, 17:03:13
Pfft, he confused Sasha Grey with Tori Black that worthless noob.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-03-2013, 17:03:51
Couldnt guess Lalak Jan Pak
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-03-2013, 18:03:50
elephand with dogs face ... Worse photoshop i've seen ever...
i think it isn't photoshop :p
https://www.google.be/search?hl=nl&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=640&q=shaven+bear&oq=shaven+bear&gs_l=img.3...4884.6729.0.6904.11.5.0.6.0.0.110.420.3j2.5.0...0.0...1ac.1.5.img.BZZrGJCId34#hl=nl&site=imghp&tbm=isch&q=shaved+bear&spell=1&sa=X&ei=Cik2UeLINoLTPOHIgYAP&ved=0CEwQBSgA&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.43148975,d.ZWU&fp=35d925d0047eb280&biw=1280&bih=640
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-03-2013, 19:03:46
alright then all i have to say is: Nature, you a scary bitch...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-03-2013, 21:03:35
DAM NATURE

U SCARY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-03-2013, 21:03:28
(http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/421/421199.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 05-03-2013, 23:03:31
Poor Mussolini, always 2 or 3 steps behind Hitler

Actually, a Racing game with WW2 characters would be quite amazing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-03-2013, 23:03:29
Oh well, i think Hirohito is in bigger problems on the picture  :P

(http://global3.memecdn.com/shit-just-got-real_o_340516.jpg)
Stupid and yet amusing

EDIT: some extra
(http://global3.memecdn.com/rmx-shit-just-got-real_o_244037.jpg)

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Celebration+Shit+Just+Got+Real.+Italia_005125_3847691.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sZTGI.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-03-2013, 11:03:26
Harlem Shake - The Simpsons Edition The Simpsons Do The 'Harlem Shake' (VIDEO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exLVg31DJTg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 06-03-2013, 16:03:33
(http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac144/gkempler/pikachuvagina.jpg)

(https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Shit-just-got-real.jpeg)

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCiGYjPAp9c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-03-2013, 17:03:55
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/8/169768.jpg?v=1)

Joke page from "Gone with the Blastwave."

(http://www.blastwave-comic.com/comics/049.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-03-2013, 00:03:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RpRoZw1j64
dunno what game it is, looks cool tho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-03-2013, 01:03:30
Dead Rising 2, surprisingly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-03-2013, 05:03:54
http://youtu.be/0-_T7E360Zo
Wololo Blues
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-03-2013, 15:03:48
(http://i.imgur.com/NWq66nR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/pu04guu.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 08-03-2013, 20:03:18
A gladius is a melee weapon, should have used bow instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 08-03-2013, 22:03:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_Wb5K2KLfJE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 09-03-2013, 02:03:52
(http://i.imgur.com/ysQ71eM.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-03-2013, 02:03:56
(http://i.imgur.com/ysQ71eM.gif)
Arrested Development!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 09-03-2013, 08:03:56
The Bluths and their hammer "skills" are wonderful :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 09-03-2013, 13:03:23
Jim´ll paint it. (http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/) Anything you can imagine, Jim will paint. Using Paint. Anything. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-03-2013, 13:03:31


Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

Cheers,

The Dirty Tackle
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-03-2013, 14:03:07
Swastikas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 09-03-2013, 15:03:27
Quote
Signs that read “Deer Crossing” and the like are going to continue to pop up throughout our country including Avon Lake, but who are these signs for? Deer cannot read, do not obey the law and probably will cross where they wish. Although adorable companions, it is hard to remember the last time that the news reported an animal talking, thinking or providing significant input for the benefit of society. Yet, these signs cost taxpayers like so much of government.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-03-2013, 16:03:19
please tell me that's a joke...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 09-03-2013, 16:03:02
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/453/150/91b.jpg)
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/431/893/eba.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/431/129/3bf.jpg)
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/428/084/676.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/507/716/acf.jpg)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/360/613/8b8.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 09-03-2013, 16:03:25
please tell me that's a joke...

Nope.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-03-2013, 16:03:15
please tell me that's a joke...

Nope.

What's the background story for that quote? You'd think hillbillies would know the purpose of those signs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 09-03-2013, 16:03:56
please tell me that's a joke...

Nope.

What's the background story for that quote? You'd think hillbillies would know the purpose of those signs.

http://avon-oh.patch.com/blog_posts/animals-cant-talk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-03-2013, 17:03:33
please tell me that's a joke...

Nope.

What's the background story for that quote? You'd think hillbillies would know the purpose of those signs.

http://avon-oh.patch.com/blog_posts/animals-cant-talk
This is why I like animals more than people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 09-03-2013, 17:03:05
please tell me that's a joke...

Nope.

What's the background story for that quote? You'd think hillbillies would know the purpose of those signs.

http://avon-oh.patch.com/blog_posts/animals-cant-talk
This is why I like animals more than people.

I think you would have to put the "people" in fat quotation marks in this case.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-03-2013, 17:03:35
please tell me that's a joke...

Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-03-2013, 17:03:35
common sense seems totally absent these days..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-03-2013, 18:03:23
Op ED fail!

There is Kangaroo sign in Australia, even goes as far as putting text into the sign for animals such as bandicoot, bilby, and opossum.

Animals in Australia > Animals in USA.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 09-03-2013, 20:03:11
common sense seems totally absent these days..

So is it really common?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-03-2013, 23:03:19
The spider that couldn't hide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 10-03-2013, 00:03:08
common sense seems totally absent these days..

So is it really common?

I've always said that common sense is extremely over rated, due to the stupidity of the common people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 10-03-2013, 16:03:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IjmOSFtoJc&list=FL8jchxiANaGIxWLjf0BGjUw&feature=player_detailpage
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-03-2013, 21:03:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_aefnKf-E

The latest History Channel special.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-03-2013, 22:03:52
Dance baby, dance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qfQng2kjpxI#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-03-2013, 23:03:03
http://sorisomail.com/email/16993/exibicao-de-banda-militar--um-espectaculo-imperdivel.html

Holy
fuck
mother
of
wow

My god....Epic royal norwegian guards are epic O_O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-03-2013, 23:03:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_aefnKf-E

The latest History Channel special.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mq770JKOh4

Dinosaurs and the Civil War. Up next, Hitler VS Sharks.

I love WKUK!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 11-03-2013, 12:03:59
Rapper tweets about driving drunk, writing YOLO. Dies in fiery car crash.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/ervin-mckinness-driving-drunk-tweet-yolo-dies-car-crash-dui-_n_1880348.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 11-03-2013, 13:03:22
Best topic for a master thesis, I have seen so far:

"I CAN HAS THESIS?: A LINGUISTIC ANALYSIS OF LOLSPEAK"
http://etd.lsu.edu/docs/available/etd-11112011-100404/unrestricted/Lefler_thesis.pdf

I definetly study in the wrong subject.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-03-2013, 14:03:28
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dear-girls-if-a-guy-wants-you-to-play-a-game.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-03-2013, 17:03:28
http://youtu.be/PontCXFgs0M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 11-03-2013, 19:03:06
(http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/Artists/PT-Cartoon-21.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-03-2013, 19:03:03
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6758720_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6759473_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-03-2013, 20:03:30
Now that it started snowing here again:
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/like-a-sir.jpg)

and
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/google-barrel-roll1.gif)
It really works, on November 3rd Google implemented a cool little feature where if you type in “Do a barrel roll” the screen rotates 360 degrees.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-03-2013, 20:03:45
This has been forever... Just like searching for Chuck norris or Happy Easter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 11-03-2013, 20:03:20
This has been forever... Just like searching for Chuck norris or Happy Easter.

or

do the Harlem Shake

in Youtube.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-03-2013, 23:03:58
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/122627-PETA-Asks-Gamers-To-Be-Kind-To-Zerglings
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-03-2013, 02:03:05
Tokyo in 19th century (not funny but fascinating and beautiful pictures)

http://visualhistory.livejournal.com/201105.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-03-2013, 04:03:12
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/122627-PETA-Asks-Gamers-To-Be-Kind-To-Zerglings

I have to reconfirm that escapist magazine is not like The Onion right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 12-03-2013, 06:03:14
They are not like onion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-03-2013, 15:03:07
It's from the PETA blog

http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2013/03/11/peta-starcraft-zerglings-have-feelings-too.aspx

What's next, don't jump on koopa's in a mario game ? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-03-2013, 17:03:56
Hey, guys! Guys! I think that they are completely serious! Let's get really angry and stuff!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-03-2013, 17:03:06
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/03/11/0955a434-8a5f-11e2-89a3-66be7055c2fb_original.jpg.h380.jpg.568.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-03-2013, 20:03:40
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/03/11/0955a434-8a5f-11e2-89a3-66be7055c2fb_original.jpg.h380.jpg.568.jpg)

Seems chilly out there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 12-03-2013, 21:03:28
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/03/11/0955a434-8a5f-11e2-89a3-66be7055c2fb_original.jpg.h380.jpg.568.jpg)
This picture is getting more and more interesting the longer I look at it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 12-03-2013, 21:03:49
Tokyo in 19th century (not funny but fascinating and beautiful pictures)

http://visualhistory.livejournal.com/201105.html

Thanks for this, man. Simply beautiful.

I've actually been to this park:

(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5098/0c8013f7f8f54cxxljpeg.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/6/0c8013f7f8f54cxxljpeg.jpg/)

There's a pretty cool natural history/science museum there, where I saw my very first Zero. :-)

Really impressive to see oldschool, pre-WWII Tokyo intact.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2013, 22:03:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6776868_460s.jpg)


Did nazi that coming..Just aint reich.....Not heilarious at all.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 12-03-2013, 22:03:02
As German i can laugh about it  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-03-2013, 22:03:42
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6776868_460s.jpg)


Did nazi that coming..Just aint reich.....Not heilarious at all.....

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/19000/Top-Gears-Fake-Adverts/

longer version

this add starts somewhere around 04:00
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2013, 22:03:34
As German i can laugh about it  :P
Its quite funny actually  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-03-2013, 22:03:59
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=481_1362803550 Old Man Ain't Scared Of No Stinkin' Snake
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-03-2013, 23:03:27
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6774940_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-03-2013, 23:03:25
Unfortunately the resulting 201Au is β- active.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-03-2013, 23:03:27
and it won't be 1kg since u took the weigth from a proton per atom and the forces that kept it together will cause a mass defect (or whatever it is in english)
and, i think u'll also have to remove some neutrons and an electron IIRC

oh, and to add something to this thread, one of the worst joke ever  ;D (got it from Fallout 3)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 12-03-2013, 23:03:13
What is he wearing. :O

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/VwbOv8lpz0NIDYO1p6UE3w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgcelebnews/JustinBieber3-020613-jpg_193451.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 13-03-2013, 01:03:53
(http://i.imgur.com/2e4ZkhB.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2013, 04:03:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cabnfnEq3-U

One of the best scenes from QI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-03-2013, 13:03:55
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/259/2/3/ea__s_marketing_plan_by_thefallout96-d5ewtlu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-03-2013, 13:03:09
http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2562390_original.gif
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-03-2013, 17:03:49
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417428_474458442621140_1911566595_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/63942_474614325938885_1464879603_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188809_473817542685230_359713858_n.jpg)
Malaysian hilarity

(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549241_473331322733852_1371513091_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/482444_471238679609783_860762454_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385861_469885336411784_781905791_n.jpg)
Source of our enlightenment!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-03-2013, 18:03:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6788509_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-03-2013, 19:03:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Tcx6YyXvvRI

So cute!

The ones @ 1:09 seem almost human-like in their behaviour...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-03-2013, 19:03:22
Sportscommentary in Italy  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fdv21GPsyBQ

EDIT: some extra
(http://standaard.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c658953ef017c378e04d4970b-800wi)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-03-2013, 22:03:50
www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

dunno if serious. funny none the less. and tragic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-03-2013, 22:03:56
www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

dunno if serious. funny none the less. and tragic

Watched that while drinking some snow coffee and eating a bird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 13-03-2013, 23:03:21
"There are no birds in trees, apart from these which will be eaten on Tuesday"

"Red cross supplies walls and curtains, which it gets from Korea (North)"

"These gentlemen are sitting on blue bodybags, drinking cups of snow"

Funniest shit ever.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-03-2013, 23:03:56
yeah, atleast I have my snowcoffee. All the birds are eaten though :/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-03-2013, 00:03:14
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kylySIK51rrsc7po1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-03-2013, 08:03:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyzjhtfe-a0
Better than the gif D: posted earlier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNRt0PehiYQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 14-03-2013, 14:03:35
(http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/14/tankfk.jpg)   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 14-03-2013, 14:03:52
Hahahah, that's a good one. though I'm quite sure they had 2 tanks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-03-2013, 16:03:50
It was top gear jokes.

Those brits seriously poke a lot of fun at zee Germans. Traveling to meet their German counterparts by chartering Supermarine Spitfire, starting conversation about world war 2, and always turn arguments into Battle of Britain.

Then with the French, always hinting battle of Agincourt, "bringing bows into cavalry fight," "cheese eating surrender monkeys," and all national stereotypes.

Americans: incest, "giving 'that' look on your sister," fat blokes, unsophisticated, stupid accent, etc...

Australians, picking up their Aussie counterpart using "prison lorry" and remarking "it would be nice for them arrive back in the country the way their ancestors left," everything is upside down, etc...

They even refer to us as people living in trees and eating bananas.

That differentiates nations that has grew up and those who haven't. India, Mexico, Malaysia they protest too much, while being in their own pissy conditions alright. While more serious countries haven't got enough time to take the BS, laugh it off and carry on. So when all these under developed nations learn how to properly handle stuffs that may offends you?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 14-03-2013, 16:03:34
(http://i.imgur.com/13voepU.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 14-03-2013, 17:03:13
It was top gear jokes.
I know, I've watched every episode of TG since 2002 :D. It's simply a counter-joke, that probably nobody outside of Poland will understand, lets just say that T-34-85 number 102 is a pretty badass tank, with a badass crew :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-03-2013, 21:03:49
Musti, I always thought (for some reason) you were a Yankee... :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 14-03-2013, 22:03:23
Happy "TT" day!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 15-03-2013, 04:03:09
It was top gear jokes.
I know, I've watched every episode of TG since 2002 :D. It's simply a counter-joke, that probably nobody outside of Poland will understand, lets just say that T-34-85 number 102 is a pretty badass tank, with a badass crew :D.

Yeah, both TG and T-34 no 102 are TV superstar  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 15-03-2013, 05:03:34
Ugh,Pi Day...Life likes joking with me at the worst moments...physics exam today...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-03-2013, 08:03:19
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/4846/broken-shark-tank-in-a-building-in-kuweit.jpg)
A sharktank got broken :p (Kuwait)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-03-2013, 11:03:34
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/4846/broken-shark-tank-in-a-building-in-kuweit.jpg)
A sharktank got broken :p (Kuwait)
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharktank.asp ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-03-2013, 12:03:31
Aw  :'( was too cool to be true, was already wondering how there could be so may water left that didnt get away, but well, it's  Kuwait, you neve know in those crazy-by-money-and-wellfare-showing countries

anyway
this looks legit
(http://thefunnyplanet.com/pictures/6055.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-03-2013, 14:03:28
(http://static.neatorama.com/images/2007-02/kkk-ferris-wheel.jpg)
No idea if its legit, but seems like it.

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/15/strange-kkk-on-a-ferris-wheel-photo/ (http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/15/strange-kkk-on-a-ferris-wheel-photo/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 15-03-2013, 15:03:59
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/da216_qtmvpni.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 15-03-2013, 16:03:54
 ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 15-03-2013, 16:03:23
???

(http://ragu.li/images/2012/04/pedobear_approved_large.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 15-03-2013, 17:03:28
^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaB3g_ih9E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaB3g_ih9E)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-03-2013, 23:03:50
Porn Stars Before and After Their Makeup Makeover http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html (http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html)

*Link seems safe!  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 16-03-2013, 02:03:45
Porn Stars Before and After Their Makeup Makeover http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html (http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html)

*Link seems safe!  :)

Thanks for ruining porn for me... douchebag..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 16-03-2013, 07:03:55
Haha, who would have thought, porn stars look like NORMAL people!

My favs still looks sexy without makup. Some of them though  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2013, 11:03:42
Some of them look much more appetizing without makeup

Some of them however..........
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 16-03-2013, 12:03:15
Wish i could wear make-up too  :'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-03-2013, 13:03:35
Wish i could wear make-up too  :'(
Who is stopping you?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 16-03-2013, 13:03:15
Society, and i want to avoid looking like a metrosexual. But still if i watch these pictures... all the posibilities, woow. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-03-2013, 14:03:52
After seeing that, I'm glad of being a man. I don't need to be fake to look handsome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 16-03-2013, 16:03:08

Some of them however..........

I think you mean most of them. Djeez, where did they dig up these girls? 'Trashy amateur hour'? I know only 2 by name and maybe 4 girls of these are actually pretty enough to get some form of reaction from my side, but most of 'm not even with full porn make up on. Brrr.

Anyhoo, my contribution for today:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/after-ever-after-disney-jon-cozart_n_2867739.html

It's a little bit brilliant. Also, sorry if this has been posted before. It's a mere 3 days old, but I know how tech savvy and on point you guys are here.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 16-03-2013, 17:03:13
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6816317_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6816918_460s.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6812050_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-03-2013, 18:03:24
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292621/Louise-Martine-Fokkens-Twins-Amsterdams-oldest-prostitutes-retire-combined-100-years-sex-trade.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 16-03-2013, 18:03:22

Some of them however..........
I think you mean most of them.
This.

Just proves that the biggest fault with mainstream porn is HURR DURR TONS OF EYELINER, which just looks stupid and cartoony and not even remotely beautiful or sexy, the second biggest problem being the painting over the entire skin in one smooth colour, permanently veering into the "uncanny valley" (pun intended) because obviously human skin does not look like that. Since when has RealDoll become the most desirable woman ever?

The pictorial also proves that the makeup artists even dare to paint out freckles, which is of course EXTRA HERESY!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2013, 18:03:32
Porn is boring, Most of them is the same anal,cum in mouth bullshit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-03-2013, 18:03:07
Society, and i want to avoid looking like a metrosexual. But still if i watch these pictures... all the posibilities, woow.

Why not? All of those Hollywood male star wore make ups. Even those who deemed "manly" in movies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-03-2013, 18:03:03
Porn is boring, Most of them is the same anal,cum in mouth bullshit.
9gag links are boring.

Porn is nice. Especially when they try to act like real actresses D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 16-03-2013, 18:03:14
So you would expect flying purple hippos to fuck pornstars?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 16-03-2013, 20:03:55
Haha, who would have thought, porn stars look like NORMAL people!

My favs still looks sexy without makup. Some of them though  :-X

Heck I'd argue some of my favs look even better without makeup!

Just proves that the biggest fault with mainstream porn is HURR DURR TONS OF EYELINER, which just looks stupid and cartoony and not even remotely beautiful or sexy, the second biggest problem being the painting over the entire skin in one smooth colour, permanently veering into the "uncanny valley" (pun intended) because obviously human skin does not look like that. Since when has RealDoll become the most desirable woman ever?

The pictorial also proves that the makeup artists even dare to paint out freckles, which is of course EXTRA HERESY!

Agreed on all points... Especially the freckles one. <3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-03-2013, 20:03:57
At least Cassandra Nix and Riley Reid still look good without make-up, makes me feel good...  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2013, 00:03:46
Porn is boring, Most of them is the same anal,cum in mouth bullshit.
9gag links are boring.

Porn is nice. Especially when they try to act like real actresses D:
Why do you bring that up ffs?


There's porn and porn. I just never liked porn where some guy throws a girl on bed and fucks her like an animal in wich he grabs her from hundreds of positions in wich she sucks his cock then he rams her anally and then cums in her mouth and she has to swallow... No thats not my "taste"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 17-03-2013, 01:03:26
Where the fuck is this thread going...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-03-2013, 01:03:22
No idea.

Have a corgi:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/65d5a11085b1e1a03ea52af6a4a2a794/tumblr_mjqdf9PRko1rn8gxao1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-03-2013, 02:03:44
sorry if reposts

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/27206504/funny-African-kid-smoking_large.jpg)

(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Funny-Cat-Pictures-cats-935656_500_375.jpg)

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/thenisaid-fiveminutes.jpg)

(http://lsd.dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jesus-hammer-time.jpg)
By Jeroom
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-03-2013, 11:03:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I712YXdJ6_0 - Life as an Airline Pilot (doesn't reflect reality)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-03-2013, 11:03:38
Jeroom ftw  ;D

(http://i56.tinypic.com/allnrd.jpg)

One Grof bread Please (Grof is the term for high grain bread in Belgium, but Grof=Crude/insulting)
*Is this bread grof genoeg?

Bread in second frame= I piss on god and all saints of all 365 Days

Third frame=How much do i owe you Baker?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 17-03-2013, 13:03:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I712YXdJ6_0 - Life as an Airline Pilot (doesn't reflect reality)

Yeah I though reality was more like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleJkLXAh3E

 :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 17-03-2013, 13:03:00
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2788/camelotgo.jpg)


WIll just leave this here
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-03-2013, 13:03:59
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2788/camelotgo.jpg)


WIll just leave this here
http://youtu.be/lfGpVcdqeS0?t=1m38s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-03-2013, 15:03:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhku6po32NE Vinnie Jones teaches...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-03-2013, 17:03:11
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/things-youll-see-on-public-transportation

some people...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-03-2013, 19:03:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I712YXdJ6_0 - Life as an Airline Pilot (doesn't reflect reality)

Yeah I though reality was more like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleJkLXAh3E

 :P

http://www.bullybase.de/tv/bullyparade/video/piloten-aus-leidenschaft-stayin-alive-clip
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-03-2013, 20:03:32
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/things-youll-see-on-public-transportation

some people...

Epic  :o

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSRDk7NH5s_ITi8kplgKrhfwUfqHd-RtjX4kZRi88jvgBWVIEgL)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSF1ourzxyFwg91KGR7S_FWxUVoo4JamXOa6nQHgDMFRjLopMoE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-03-2013, 22:03:43
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64c_1363346011 Nice launch.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-03-2013, 22:03:41
(http://ondergrauw.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jezus-jump.jpg)
And Jesus of Nazareth spoke: Matthew, thou should jump with me
And so it happened
(Jeroom)

(http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394826_129786083853322_1498184837_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 18-03-2013, 00:03:34
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4481/dannedd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 18-03-2013, 00:03:53
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/3/15/16/enhanced-buzz-5270-1363378294-4.jpg)

When guns are replaced by thumbs.

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/15/17/enhanced-buzz-8513-1363384103-8.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/15/17/enhanced-buzz-7441-1363384080-2.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/15/17/enhanced-buzz-8786-1363384082-0.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/15/17/enhanced-buzz-7441-1363384096-4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-03-2013, 01:03:10
When you don't even need guns.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cw5xC7tXi9o/UH2roU_gr2I/AAAAAAAAAPE/TmXBFIAS8u4/s1600/tpep13_195.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 18-03-2013, 18:03:17
prob known already bhut funny anyways ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=48-YvzAwJWA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=48-YvzAwJWA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-03-2013, 19:03:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E

Honor the real one. This channel is pure gold.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 18-03-2013, 21:03:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyapeCiOl9A
Oh if only it really happened...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 18-03-2013, 22:03:37
Man or woman speaking? The music is a bit pathetic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 19-03-2013, 09:03:06
Spiders eating bats:

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/spinnen-manchmal-fressen-sie-fledermaeuse-fotostrecke-94468.html

This is the paper:
http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0058120
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 19-03-2013, 10:03:16
I don't hate spiders. I just don't like them to be around :P If I see a big one, I catch it and release it in the garden.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 19-03-2013, 10:03:33
LoLOL Starwars Musquito Defense System
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJg3p5AlSo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 19-03-2013, 11:03:08
LoLOL Starwars Musquito Defense System
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJg3p5AlSo

To keep with the mossies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEtgV79I7Ew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEtgV79I7Ew)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2013, 12:03:52
LoLOL Starwars Musquito Defense System
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJg3p5AlSo

To keep with the mossies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEtgV79I7Ew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEtgV79I7Ew)
Classics, both of em!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 19-03-2013, 13:03:54
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8142602a575853dc052686db2c98a454/tumblr_mjw5hjA15j1qdlh1io1_250.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 19-03-2013, 14:03:41
A bit out of context of the whole comic but the diagram is universal

(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-gGSp8zX/0/O/i-gGSp8zX.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 19-03-2013, 16:03:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyapeCiOl9A
Oh if only it really happened...

That's just North Korea spamming "I hate you".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 19-03-2013, 16:03:36
오...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2013, 17:03:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6OQJxe8ic0

A squirrel and hedgehog, North korean propaganda cartoon

"So apparently we are badass glowing-eyed wolves with lasers and spacecraft.
I'm... perfectly okay with this."

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 19-03-2013, 18:03:43
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6838136_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 19-03-2013, 19:03:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6OQJxe8ic0

A squirrel and hedgehog, North korean propaganda cartoon

"So apparently we are badass glowing-eyed wolves with lasers and spacecraft.
I'm... perfectly okay with this."

Apart from it being hilarious and ironic, the animation is really well done.


Something awesome:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyahuh_biting-elbows-bad-motherfucker-insane-office-escape-2_music
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-03-2013, 03:03:12
http://youtu.be/cTbfkQox2uk
That colgate magician was pretty good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-03-2013, 12:03:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AYxu_MQSTTY#!

wierd...

Also, "shut up and take my money" product.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z9pD_UK6vGU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-03-2013, 12:03:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujtp-70zQME
North Korea Animation DPRK anti USA Imperialism Invasion

(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1363800431.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 20-03-2013, 18:03:01
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7150762496/h72A7CD8B/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 20-03-2013, 22:03:00
Confused Fella Interviewed In Toronto
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=164_1363791809 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=164_1363791809)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-03-2013, 23:03:19
Confused Fella Interviewed In Toronto
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=164_1363791809 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=164_1363791809)

Damn she's nice  :o

(http://i.qkme.me/35kr9f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 21-03-2013, 00:03:58
If Americans made... "4 tankers and a Dog"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiYWYawiqgk&list=UU2g3uS_ac-9xZr-nZTzPwkA&index=10
pretty good job on that :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.KAR98 on 21-03-2013, 02:03:25
Best Latest Videos on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0z_wCAIsg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ltnIyiwsA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKedMqJTncE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-03-2013, 13:03:46
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/903397_152996151532315_2123997738_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-03-2013, 19:03:42
JEROOM!
JEROOM I TELL YOU


(http://satwcomic.com/art/535x1398xland-of-the-free-est.png.pagespeed.ic.7bXsCsngT1.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 21-03-2013, 21:03:38
Patrick Stewart in Top Gear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiCz1tvrsMk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-03-2013, 02:03:54
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-475798-galleryV9-bvrw.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-03-2013, 04:03:25
http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-475798-galleryV9-bvrw.gif

It's interesting that there are dots in the arctic wilderness and the Sahara desert and on tiny islands in the southern Indian Ocean, but North Korea is pitch black.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-03-2013, 10:03:44
Not pitch black, there is 1 dot there too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 22-03-2013, 10:03:51
Not pitch black, there is 1 dot there too.

Kim Jong-Un watching porn, probably...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 22-03-2013, 13:03:27
Why CoD players really can´t be taken seriously: CoD Rage Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HbCkU_-cM&feature=g-high-f&list=FLBZgVrLz3RzoylomAVcbYzQ). Slightly NSFW.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-03-2013, 13:03:44
Why playing CoD is bad for you: CoD Rage Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HbCkU_-cM&feature=g-high-f&list=FLBZgVrLz3RzoylomAVcbYzQ). Slightly NSFW.
E-sport where all players use built-in aimbots and act like 5-year olds in a sandpit.

I'll stay with Starcraft 2.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 22-03-2013, 15:03:50
Why CoD players really can´t be taken seriously: CoD Rage Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HbCkU_-cM&feature=g-high-f&list=FLBZgVrLz3RzoylomAVcbYzQ). Slightly NSFW.
:o

How can they even play with all those people yelling around them...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-03-2013, 15:03:29
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/3673f_544653_489218037800119_1228965903_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 22-03-2013, 17:03:26
All the reasons you should drink Vytautas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaaWdNV5vSg

Not a translation but its pretty more or less the same, equally funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-03-2013, 18:03:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6865383_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-03-2013, 03:03:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLX2tAPy0jU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-03-2013, 15:03:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMohWRpL2ig

Eevee song by Dodger


my reaction=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mon1FUXnGCo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-03-2013, 16:03:48
(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 23-03-2013, 19:03:42
(http://i.imgur.com/T2EEb3m.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-03-2013, 19:03:25
That dino does not look amused.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-03-2013, 19:03:35
Do reptiles or proto-aves communicate with facial features?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-03-2013, 19:03:02
Psst, it's not real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-03-2013, 21:03:00
(http://www.humoretc.com/photohumor2/military/tail-gunner.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 24-03-2013, 04:03:32
(http://i.imgur.com/Uikxtnn.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 24-03-2013, 11:03:31
Psst, it's not real.
If it were real, that raptor would be covered in feathers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-03-2013, 14:03:14
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a159a9dfa106d5bec62822e76d6b584/tumblr_mk5jbtSlLe1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 24-03-2013, 14:03:55
OMG, Tuco, nice one
(http://www.allthingsmoto.com/photopost/data/500/couch-is-full-i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9al6yWsw1qzv65ho1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tmbvZot81qiavcao1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-03-2013, 16:03:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rLeTrWOXmU

Who knows the song starting from 6:20??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 24-03-2013, 17:03:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rLeTrWOXmU

Who knows the song starting from 6:20??
It's the Anvil Chorus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anvil_Chorus) from Verdi's opera Il Trovatore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_trovatore).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-03-2013, 13:03:40
"I'm getting married in the morning..." http://youtu.be/BXRgmH6E5Cw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-03-2013, 18:03:24
(http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2013/03/bbe7f5162bfb8b1e2068644e39d6f249_original.jpg?1364208617)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2013, 18:03:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veOl60l28Ck

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 26-03-2013, 18:03:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=InGUOOOqGQk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yD3uNleWVU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-03-2013, 19:03:27
Quite long but hilarious stand-up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52neTwkya-8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-03-2013, 23:03:55
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/03/is-this-north-korean-hovercraft-landing-photo-faked/100480/

Stronk North Korean forces D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 27-03-2013, 00:03:32
(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg)

(http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/what-a-coincidence.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 27-03-2013, 08:03:37
http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg


We should prevent all the straight people from reproducing, as they get gay babies! That would be quite effective!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 27-03-2013, 16:03:38
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-475798-galleryV9-bvrw.gif)

Read today in a newspaper an article about it, it said that it's actually the botnet of a hacker

If you speak Dutch or German:
http://www.standaard.be/artikel/detail.aspx?artikelid=DMF20130327_047
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 27-03-2013, 17:03:01
^ Fail. People who use this password are just too dumb to own a PC.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 28-03-2013, 00:03:05
(http://gigazine.jp/img/2008/12/26/killer_santa_artillery/title.jpg)


(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-hilarious-photos-1.jpg?w=500)
Ah, America


(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSr-GaCdHODaWfgiRUG6nRe1t3S8DUlvm_0_ds0MZDiWCrsHURO)
(from what i've read around this one, this might be mexican, idk, i don't know enough of the uniforms/equipment to say for sure what it is)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-03-2013, 01:03:29

Read today in a newspaper an article about it, it said that it's actually the botnet of a hacker

If you speak Dutch or German:
http://www.standaard.be/artikel/detail.aspx?artikelid=DMF20130327_047

It is a bit more complicated.
There are 420.000 infected computers, forming the botnet.

(http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-475765-galleryV9-xsou.jpg)


This botnet adressed all available IPs with a request and waited for an answer. Thereby it is unimportant, whether the answer is yes or no, if all you want is a general lifesign. These requests have been answered by 460.000.000 devices.

(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-475763-galleryV9-ilpb.jpg)


Now finally, this is the detailed map for answering devices accordingly to the time of day.

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-475798-galleryV9-bvrw.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-03-2013, 01:03:04


(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-hilarious-photos-1.jpg?w=500)
Ah, USA (?)


Corrected, we don't do that shit here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 28-03-2013, 01:03:40


Corrected, we don't do that shit here.

Well maybe you should......  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-03-2013, 01:03:12


Corrected, we don't do that shit here.

Well maybe you should......  ;)

Yes, send us some of your culture!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-03-2013, 02:03:53
The USA has culture ?  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-03-2013, 02:03:32
The USA has culture ?  ???

Yeah you know, Mcdonals, guns... Wars and stuff like that
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-03-2013, 02:03:30
http://vimeo.com/61702922

EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL BRUCE

Awesome stuff!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chad1992 on 28-03-2013, 03:03:32
Corrected, we don't do that shit here.
You would if you could  ;)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QkNheXO5Gc8/UKcSErKLPWI/AAAAAAAA1aY/mlnlrpNPwwM/s640/only-in-canada-demotivational-poster-1233926290.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-03-2013, 12:03:27
Not sure if mad... or just balls of steel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Znpnf9D2VIk#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-03-2013, 12:03:30
Not sure if mad... or just balls of steel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Znpnf9D2VIk#!

I was considering getting myself a new dog. I changed my mind. If this guy can have a tiger, I'll get myself a grizzly bear.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-03-2013, 12:03:17
Not sure if mad... or just balls of steel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Znpnf9D2VIk#!

I was considering getting myself a new dog. I changed my mind. If this guy can have a tiger, I'll get myself a grizzly bear.


Famous last words :P



(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6925532_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 28-03-2013, 13:03:35
Not sure if mad... or just balls of steel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Znpnf9D2VIk#!

Making love must be so romantic for the couple... A tiger and a pack of dogs always staring at you or lying on the sheets/pillows  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 29-03-2013, 17:03:46
Did anybody see this?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-03-2013, 18:03:29
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c8_1364320872

There is a Mig 29 at the back door.

edit: http://forum.scramble.nl/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=93054
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-03-2013, 04:03:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMvWQMKhb24
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 30-03-2013, 06:03:42
Not sure if mad... or just balls of steel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Znpnf9D2VIk#!

...and that is why you sleep with a .44 magnum on the nightstand... just in case he gets out of line... J/k, but seriously, wonder how often he replaces the furniture in that place...  ???


Not sure if mad... or just balls of steel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Znpnf9D2VIk#!

I was considering getting myself a new dog. I changed my mind. If this guy can have a tiger, I'll get myself a grizzly bear.

Too late, not original, someone's got you beat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsxSOadvlso (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsxSOadvlso)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 30-03-2013, 10:03:49
Goddamnit. Oh well, I suppose I'll make myself a dinner or two out of this one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-03-2013, 10:03:47
guy has the money to feed and keep a tiger, i think some furniture ain't gonna be too hard to get for him...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zeno on 30-03-2013, 16:03:22
http://www.vgtv.no/#!/video/62827/se-odin-1-spise-som-en-mann

ohh, i laughed even harder than the guy in the video  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-03-2013, 17:03:46
(http://cdn1.cdnme.se/1324680/6-3/pask_5154c22be087c35df8ec9a1a.gif)

"... and how the hell are we supposed to nail him up on the cross with a allen key!?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-03-2013, 20:03:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 31-03-2013, 00:03:59
(http://i.imgur.com/oUMXc9F.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-04-2013, 04:04:21
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f0ce4c74f16e024ff5ed595453b6186/tumblr_mkjz9hRUq81qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-04-2013, 05:04:02
http://youtu.be/7osKTdBlBsA

Handcranked DIY vibrator by LELO. :D


yyyy1stapril
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2013, 19:04:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9owqEwIDaQ

unbelievable how many people fell for this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 01-04-2013, 19:04:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9owqEwIDaQ

unbelievable how many people fell for this

Must be a joke. He is not being the obnoxious moron like usually.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-04-2013, 14:04:58
PBF's newest project
http://www.updrafters.com/PBF/

http://www.blastwave-comic.com/comics/meow.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 02-04-2013, 16:04:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgitENkLWM
Oh, police found out. Declining income for the mafia, good business while it lasted though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-04-2013, 19:04:53
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6973677_700b_v1.jpg)

Seriously, this pope is awesome. He doesnt want fancy costumes. He is satisfied with a single hotel room as a living place. He thinks the church needs to be more open to gays and also towards other religions


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-04-2013, 19:04:02
The way you wrote it, it sounded like gays were a religion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-04-2013, 20:04:59
My mistake. I fixed it with a patch  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-04-2013, 20:04:52
He thinks the church needs to be more open to gays and also towards other religions

Sure, and Idi Amin was such a charming guy compared to Pol Pot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-04-2013, 20:04:28
he THINKS

doesnt mean he CAN  ;D


Or he says he thinks so people really think he thinks he is okay
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 02-04-2013, 20:04:16
He is a delusional loony with way too much power over way too many people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-04-2013, 00:04:46
either way what happens, people will die in that country if they wanna implent change

(http://satwcomic.com/art/600x2264xcoffee-thief.jpg.pagespeed.ic.LVe6f1PzNO.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-04-2013, 01:04:44
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/906859_10151500703412092_1703440949_o.jpg)

(http://1.nieuwsbladcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/04/01/03862928.jpg.h600.jpg.h380.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 03-04-2013, 12:04:44
A server with a 16 year uptime (6030 days(!)) has been just shut down. Reason: A 800 mb harddrive failed after running for 16 years.

http://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1199529
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 03-04-2013, 13:04:21
(http://view.thespectrum.net/manga/Bleach%20Latest/Chapter%20532/bleach_c532_027.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 03-04-2013, 17:04:39
^ Empty post?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-04-2013, 19:04:19
Superior russian tank driving.

http://youtu.be/TZGZAwIpsqc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-04-2013, 00:04:43
^ Empty post?

Code: [Select]
[quote author=Kubador link=topic=16811.msg296247#msg296247 date=1364990301]
[img]http://view.thespectrum.net/manga/Bleach%20Latest/Chapter%20532/bleach_c532_027.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

btw, I lol'd. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 04-04-2013, 18:04:14
Jurassic Park in 3D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sgjDSfbB2ok)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 04-04-2013, 20:04:56
Thank you, Ducat. Am I the only one to have a blank post there?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 04-04-2013, 20:04:53
i had one, but meanwhile i see a picture there (http://view.thespectrum.net/manga/Bleach%20Latest/Chapter%20532/bleach_c532_027.jpg)
click it and zoom in on the left, there is the picture in the link

(http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads2/gin1062546758.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 04-04-2013, 21:04:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adbgH1RkYl4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-04-2013, 21:04:30
Extra Credits: Why Console Specs Don't Matter  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Wp6T6XR90)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 05-04-2013, 02:04:13
Extra Credits: Why Console Specs Don't Matter  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Wp6T6XR90)
I think that is bullshit.  The specs wildly do matter.  Most of your AAA titles are out for the PC,PS3 and shitbox 360.  The PC games have been held back for 6 years with the consoles 512MB of RAM.  Yes the graphics have been more crisp and the player count in multiplay has been better, but game design as a whole has been fucked over by consoles.  Back when the PS3 and Shitbox360 came out in 2006 most of us where playing with 1GB or more of RAM.  These days 8GB's and 64-bit is still not the norm on PC's.  As cool as the master race of PC's thinks they are, devs are still going to develop for the norm. 
Now developers can use 8GB's as there main focus and make great games that go from there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-04-2013, 06:04:08
Extra Credits: Why Console Specs Don't Matter  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Wp6T6XR90)
I think that is bullshit.  The specs wildly do matter.  Most of your AAA titles are out for the PC,PS3 and shitbox 360.  The PC games have been held back for 6 years with the consoles 512MB of RAM.  Yes the graphics have been more crisp and the player count in multiplay has been better, but game design as a whole has been fucked over by consoles.  Back when the PS3 and Shitbox360 came out in 2006 most of us where playing with 1GB or more of RAM.  These days 8GB's and 64-bit is still not the norm on PC's.  As cool as the master race of PC's thinks they are, devs are still going to develop for the norm. 
Now developers can use 8GB's as there main focus and make great games that go from there.

+1

Also, I don't get that limited control with sticks/dicks. Consoles are much like fancypants branded PCs now that they have tons of manufacturer-specific super gimmick holy shit shovelware and internet access with browser.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-04-2013, 13:04:49
Rumors say that the next generation of consoles will be the last anyway due to lack of sales and consumer acceptance. I'd like to see that come true.

Francis is mad about next generation XBOX always online requirement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW28VSmXnCo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 05-04-2013, 19:04:55
(http://i.imgur.com/1FaSMTO.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2013, 19:04:31
Rumors say that the next generation of consoles will be the last anyway due to lack of sales and consumer acceptance. I'd like to see that come true.

Francis is mad about next generation XBOX always online requirement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW28VSmXnCo)
that was awesome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-04-2013, 19:04:58
Francis, is awesome. and that (as almost always) was AWESOME.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-04-2013, 20:04:38
I never cared about Xbox, but i totally agree, hate it when u need to access internet for being able to play (looking at you, steam)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2013, 20:04:58
I never cared about Xbox, but i totally agree, hate it when u need to access internet for being able to play (looking at you, steam)
What if i told you

you can play all your steam games without internet connection?

Steam has something called "Offline" modus
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-04-2013, 20:04:04
and that gets stuck every few weeks, then u need to log-in again but u can't since u don't have internet connection
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-04-2013, 20:04:18
Sounds like a bug.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=486912
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-04-2013, 21:04:14
meanwhile i always have internet so it's no longer really a problem for me, i just used to hate it when i almost never had internet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-04-2013, 12:04:54
I was pointed at a collection of 802 historical videos from many parts of the world during the 20th century. Among these is footage from Chinatown in San Francisco from 1912, as well as from London, Paris, Amsterdam or Rome in 1955. Overall a pretty awesome collection.

Holland during WW2 1940-45 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_AbCgN6mXY&list=SP132CF24AC0CDEE74&index=93)

The YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/MichaelRogge?feature=watch (http://www.youtube.com/user/MichaelRogge?feature=watch)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 06-04-2013, 14:04:52
(http://i.imgur.com/ajgeal0.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 06-04-2013, 14:04:28
This looks strangely familiar...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 06-04-2013, 18:04:18
http://youtu.be/UoZxfY_Lx50 Conan O'Brien and Chelsea's Nude Shower Fight!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 08-04-2013, 01:04:03
http://youtu.be/UoZxfY_Lx50 Conan O'Brien and Chelsea's Nude Shower Fight!

So cool to listen to someone "Hit me Conan!!" If your reallife Name is also Conan. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-04-2013, 10:04:24
(http://funjak.com/uploads/c90a0f46624dacb6f4fbfdda5e0f75e3.jpg)
ye ye, i kno it no longer works in GTA IV, which makes using the Pay and Spray one of the stupidest things to do to lose cops
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-04-2013, 18:04:33
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/244176e4b16a8c2012fc035c43b3e27a/tumblr_mkx1b4UK4u1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-04-2013, 21:04:21
CoJones?  ???  :o  http://youtu.be/diDLgFvq7bo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 08-04-2013, 23:04:58
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b3df0a8aa5a60ca115b1bd0a9bec4f9/tumblr_mjnxjyBXKR1r1x4dmo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 09-04-2013, 02:04:41
I've become absolutely numb. All sorts of nature's ugly fuckers keep popping up in this thread that I think I've shaken off the part of my arachnophobia which made me jump out of my skin when I saw such close-ups of those nasty creatures. Shock treatment throughout the years in these forums and IRC, yeah baby.

Some time ago I would have closed the browser in a flash and would have shivers for long after. Nowadays, meh. If I see a pic of one all of a sudden, yes it makes me jump, but afterwards Im OK.

Now that I've been made numb in this department, maybe I need to pay back Thorondor and Eat Uranium. I'll start scaring Thorondor with horrible images of unequal rights and Uranium with needles. At least I think those are their biggest phobias. I guess I need to thank you guys.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 09-04-2013, 03:04:58
I hate Tarantulas, and I assume everybody here does hate them too. But we have http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsis to protect us
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 09-04-2013, 06:04:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gu75rdMC14
I was 11 years old when I first watched this, and it was the first thing I ever watched on a television (excluding static). Going to watch lots of old crap that was aired back then, missed out on a lot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 09-04-2013, 07:04:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gu75rdMC14
I was 11 years old when I first watched this, and it was the first thing I ever watched on a television (excluding static). Going to watch lots of old crap that was aired back then, missed out on a lot.
Whoa, that's a blast from the past! Best cartoon ever, especially the music is phenomenal in this. Simply great.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 09-04-2013, 08:04:56
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/416b1629e01e12c0154009bc65a82293/tumblr_mkytg0LsAL1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 09-04-2013, 08:04:47
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/416b1629e01e12c0154009bc65a82293/tumblr_mkytg0LsAL1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

This confirms my prejudice of catch being just bad acting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 09-04-2013, 11:04:04
Kickey in Khe Sanh:

(http://creeper.naurunappula.com/org/a7/9b/a79bb853a2f34e4c/0/1064401.png)

Kickey in 100 BC:

(http://creeper.naurunappula.com/org/a7/8b/a78be08113278180/0/1017573.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-04-2013, 14:04:26
Space dust/ice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDOuZSuJdP0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 09-04-2013, 14:04:49
I've become absolutely numb. All sorts of nature's ugly fuckers keep popping up in this thread that I think I've shaken off the part of my arachnophobia which made me jump out of my skin when I saw such close-ups of those nasty creatures. Shock treatment throughout the years in these forums and IRC, yeah baby.

Some time ago I would have closed the browser in a flash and would have shivers for long after. Nowadays, meh. If I see a pic of one all of a sudden, yes it makes me jump, but afterwards Im OK.

Now that I've been made numb in this department, maybe I need to pay back Thorondor and Eat Uranium. I'll start scaring Thorondor with horrible images of unequal rights and Uranium with needles. At least I think those are their biggest phobias. I guess I need to thank you guys.  :)
U Mad?

::)

(http://i.imgur.com/5KgLpj1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 09-04-2013, 18:04:44
http://youtu.be/TsNspRkkahU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 09-04-2013, 18:04:49
U Mad?
::)

Did I say I was?

Im actually quite glad that through your shenanigans I've improved with my case. U mad that you still fear needles?  ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 09-04-2013, 19:04:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUx5wTV4XVk
C-5 takeoff with a tiny splash.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 09-04-2013, 19:04:10
Now that I've been made numb in this department, maybe I need to pay back Thorondor and Eat Uranium. I'll start scaring Thorondor with horrible images of unequal rights and Uranium with needles. At least I think those are their biggest phobias. I guess I need to thank you guys.  :)

If you want to scare me, I totally hate looking at breasts.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 09-04-2013, 19:04:54
If you want to scare me, I totally hate looking at breasts.  ;D

Some plastic tits are indeed scary.  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 09-04-2013, 19:04:08
Don´t forget manboobs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-04-2013, 19:04:53
If you want to scare me, I totally hate looking at breasts.  ;D

Some plastic tits are indeed scary.  :P

(http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/229874-absurd-e3-survival-tips-for-women/Mr%20Garrison-620x.jpg)

"No. I don't even know how two women... can make love. Unless they just kind of [demonstrates with her fingers] scissor or something."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 10-04-2013, 01:04:44
Well this here is pretty much the best thing on the internet ..

Enjoy ..

http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com

(http://i.imgur.com/KioWp.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 10-04-2013, 06:04:36
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6330/dungsnake.png)
So this is how the rural people of Siberia make use of their time... this statue, recently unveiled for Chinese new year, is made of *gasp* 400 kilograms of cow shit. No, really, its made of frozen cow shit. I'm guessing that it was molded by hand as well.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-04-2013, 13:04:27
That's pretty fucking gross.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-04-2013, 13:04:29
Well this here is pretty much the best thing on the internet ..

Enjoy ..

http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com

Also known as Basic Internets Kit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-04-2013, 18:04:48
Ukrainian crash test, very professional.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4fe_1365546792
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-04-2013, 18:04:22
http://youtu.be/SQ42OYL7VtM?t=3m30s

That's a big bladder.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-04-2013, 21:04:08
The average infomercial:

(http://i.imgur.com/aJBXXRA.jpg)

If only there was an easier way...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2013, 22:04:57
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548997_526317174082858_1389946074_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 10-04-2013, 23:04:02
Does this also translate to "leather rag" in Swedish? (Lederlappen being the German one.)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-04-2013, 23:04:01
Nanananana Nahkhiirmees!

(http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/estonia-flag.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-04-2013, 23:04:10
Does this also translate to "leather rag" in Swedish? (Lederlappen being the German one.)

It does. Makes him sound kinda unprofessional, doesn't it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 10-04-2013, 23:04:48
Does this also translate to "leather rag" in Swedish? (Lederlappen being the German one.)

It does. Makes him sound kinda unprofessional, doesn't it?
Him being an outed furry doesn't do it already (dressing up as a bat and having the hots for "Catwoman")?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-04-2013, 01:04:33
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/5/9/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30391-1365169594-10.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 11-04-2013, 01:04:31
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/7052593_700b.jpg)
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/7043527_700b_v2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-04-2013, 22:04:38
(http://i.minus.com/iLWJpz5W5PudS.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-04-2013, 23:04:06
OwwwLOLouchOoooh!^

Man Gobbles at Turkeys Turkeys Gobble Back  http://youtu.be/Q9zvgcOrTtw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-04-2013, 01:04:34
Woman does abortion after she only gets 3 "likes" on fb when she posted an echo of the baby

dutch: http://www.speld.nl/2012/10/25/abortus-na-te-weinig-facebook-likes-voor-echo/

Ah, the netherlands

PS: is there a place where i can find all the KIKKI PLS ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-04-2013, 06:04:00
Kikki pls is sickly briliant. I searched the whole Google for the artist name, but I couldn't get it. His Finnish name is too weird to remember. Sasoumassi sissoupassi or something like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-04-2013, 10:04:35
i'm having the same problem :(

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540731_10151855803329966_1477989356_n.jpg)
(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/uncaptioned-GrTsP-50ca421b625f5.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-04-2013, 15:04:17
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8cc_1365695930
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 12-04-2013, 15:04:49
wait...what? (the hand)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-04-2013, 15:04:23
wait...what? (the hand)
Change the hand to depression.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 12-04-2013, 16:04:09
Kikki pls's author is "sossumassi", which would roughly translate to "welfare dough".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-04-2013, 17:04:48
(http://likealaugh.org/content/131Chaos/20130312-203021-131-159.jpg)

here is the link if image does not work : http://likealaugh.org/content/131Chaos/20130312-203021-131-159.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 12-04-2013, 20:04:38
Kikki pls?  What are you guys talking about?   ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 12-04-2013, 22:04:42
gooby pls, kikki is soh forkeh'd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 13-04-2013, 00:04:36
Apparently, "sossumassi" now goes in the joke site Naurunappula also by the alias "possukassi" ("bag'o'pork").
KIKKI PLS (http://naurunappula.com/u/12794?c=1)

("Olen täysi-ikäinen, näytä sisältö" = "I am of age, please show the contents", because "Kikki hädässä 1989 (http://naurunappula.com/1039963/kikki-hadassa-1989.png)" is apparently not suitable for minors)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-04-2013, 01:04:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sadvS9yvZaM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-04-2013, 01:04:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--dwipymALw
Still my fav Harlem Shake  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-04-2013, 12:04:47
I prefer this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDT8OrV2K0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDT8OrV2K0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 13-04-2013, 13:04:36
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3316/snikersr.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-04-2013, 13:04:52
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/chain_of_command.png)

[13 56' 35''] <@Kev4000> the engineer who installed the red button
[13 56' 40''] <@Kev4000> more powerful then the president
[13 57' 18''] <@Kev4000> you'd think that the nuclear scientists in North Korea
[13 57' 26''] <@Kev4000> well they're not stupid right they're nuclear scientists
[13 57' 44''] <@Kev4000> they probably smart enough to have deactivated kim's red button
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 14-04-2013, 16:04:51
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7310486784/h2CC2EF39/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-04-2013, 16:04:42
I prefer this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDT8OrV2K0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewDT8OrV2K0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg

still the best
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 14-04-2013, 16:04:00
Nanananana Nahkhiirmees!

(http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/estonia-flag.gif)
Outrageous slander! To my knowladge we never translate them superhero names! What we do do is make loveable songs for the Eurvision song contest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
This one is a lovely a song about a guy from our part of town, goes by the name of Korsakov, who went to Latvia yesterday.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 14-04-2013, 18:04:36
A friend of mine built his own 3D-printer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=patdJhEBV4A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 14-04-2013, 18:04:26
Nanananana Nahkhiirmees!

(http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/estonia-flag.gif)
Outrageous slander! To my knowladge we never translate them superhero names! What we do do is make loveable songs for the Eurvision song contest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
This one is a lovely a song about a guy from our part of town, goes by the name of Korsakov, who went to Latvia yesterday.

Haha, crazy! And the stuffy crowed sits on their chairs while I was expecting to see dudes looking similar to that band members flipping out.

Guess it was some kind of event for something and not a concert?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 14-04-2013, 18:04:47
Nanananana Nahkhiirmees!

(http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/estonia-flag.gif)
Outrageous slander! To my knowladge we never translate them superhero names! What we do do is make loveable songs for the Eurvision song contest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
This one is a lovely a song about a guy from our part of town, goes by the name of Korsakov, who went to Latvia yesterday.
No words can describe how I'm feeling after watchign this, so:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u-_z3fUFE9Q/UDTj4D-zgaI/AAAAAAAAAJA/_ZWybtc7-q4/s1600/real+tears+of+joy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 14-04-2013, 19:04:40

Haha, crazy! And the stuffy crowed sits on their chairs while I was expecting to see dudes looking similar to that band members flipping out.

Guess it was some kind of event for something and not a concert?

It was a song contest to determine the artist to represent Estonia on the Eurovision song contest. I'll have to dissapoint you though, they only came third.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 15-04-2013, 01:04:02
http://youtu.be/CZq6fakXC1c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 15-04-2013, 01:04:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n00zO_DTI0&feature=fvwp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-04-2013, 02:04:34
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/595d4d108ba68129647ab0a254c16721/tumblr_ml59mv1Lrc1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-04-2013, 14:04:55
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/595d4d108ba68129647ab0a254c16721/tumblr_ml59mv1Lrc1qewacoo1_500.jpg)

Hello there chiildrren!

Do you like popsicles? I have a cellar with a freezer full of popsicles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dJL45J19s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-04-2013, 19:04:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AEUULIs_UWE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AEUULIs_UWE)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-04-2013, 22:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQ6KqTlyfk

MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME RUSSIA
VDV! HELLO FROM THE SKY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-04-2013, 00:04:04
Man with parkinson arrested for not smiling   ::)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22149790
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-04-2013, 01:04:13
(http://fuck9gag.com/images/1366068848.jpg)
still one of my favourite scenes :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=-52R32_nV_w&NR=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-04-2013, 17:04:23
(http://satwcomic.com/art/550x972xdeer-hunt.jpg.pagespeed.ic.498ZPpPXaB.jpg)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b2d_1320174279&comments=1


lol finland
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 17-04-2013, 02:04:45
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/chain_of_command.png)

[13 56' 35''] <@Kev4000> the engineer who installed the red button
[13 56' 40''] <@Kev4000> more powerful then the president
[13 57' 18''] <@Kev4000> you'd think that the nuclear scientists in North Korea
[13 57' 26''] <@Kev4000> well they're not stupid right they're nuclear scientists
[13 57' 44''] <@Kev4000> they probably smart enough to have deactivated kim's red button

Common misconception! For US and UK SSBNs we use firing triggers like this to launch the SLBMs.

I got the chance to hold one of these in a shore based test berth and have witnessed a couple launch simulations. Absolutely surreal experience.

(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6087/6144138770_a6f150a7bb_z.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 17-04-2013, 06:04:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs

Welcome to the land of nightmares, may I take your order?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 17-04-2013, 06:04:42
Fuck that's creepy.

*Look at your avatar*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-04-2013, 12:04:53
I was not very sure where to put this, so to be on the safe side...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KcoZfQM57YU#t=800s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KcoZfQM57YU#t=800s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-04-2013, 14:04:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCq7N9GcNs

Welcome to the land of nightmares, may I take your order?

Well it certainly made me laugh xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-04-2013, 17:04:20
I was not very sure where to put this, so to be on the safe side...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KcoZfQM57YU#t=800s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KcoZfQM57YU#t=800s)

That's what I like about the Brits. They are Australians loose the political correctness nonsense.

You can't do this with Perón or Kirchner when they died. Let alone ours. With media like that, every president there will die of heart attack. "Those bloody scoffing BBC poofs and trots! They are what the French, Germans, Argentinians would love to do to true brits!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 17-04-2013, 18:04:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQ6_1GCVVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxAkNvnxhI

Watch in order.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-04-2013, 22:04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vxxnq5YAVHw

This has to be the best video game trailer

ever
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 17-04-2013, 22:04:08
Whooaaaaa! This really...floats my boat. I kinda want that now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-04-2013, 00:04:42
OMG best trailer ever "because ships don't fly" LMFAO

anyway, time for some more faceswaps :)
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/03/SUIzu.jpg)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/rmx-face-swap_o_263507.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oZ92H.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-04-2013, 00:04:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQ6_1GCVVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxAkNvnxhI

Watch in order.

I did. It reminded me to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTaVjX9TR4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTaVjX9TR4)

And it got me to the conclusion that Nathan is actually a pussy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-04-2013, 21:04:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0NWQcCHfEk


Thats quite the boom
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-04-2013, 21:04:58
don't get what it has to do in this thread... many people died or got seriously and painfully wounded
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 18-04-2013, 21:04:45
Read the title, he found it on the internet, and an explosion is ALWAYS cool.

The damage it did is something completely different.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-04-2013, 23:04:03
"I cant hear, i cant hear! Lets get out of here!!"

Welcome to Shellshock kid...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 18-04-2013, 23:04:23
I can´t stop laughing. This is so dumb. Skyrim fat-mod. The fat chicks try to lose weight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln3vlBW7Guc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-04-2013, 23:04:42
I can´t stop laughing. This is so dumb. Skyrim fat-mod. The fat chicks try to lose weight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln3vlBW7Guc
Oh look, it's Machinima ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 19-04-2013, 00:04:41
http://youtu.be/Im4TO03CuF8 Meeow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 19-04-2013, 18:04:53
http://sobadsogood.com/2013/04/19/14-people-that-look-exactly-the-same-in-every-photo/

link is self explanatory
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2013, 09:04:49
I have a friend who always posed the same everytime we take photos with her. She always tilt her head left up and sideways, then the grinning teeth visible. Should be posted there, and many people found her attractive. That's put me off.

Anyway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tovsumS7CXU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 20-04-2013, 10:04:57
^ This one is just epic. Plus, I can't stand the new Mini. Almost as ugly as the New Beetle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 20-04-2013, 12:04:57
(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-482056-galleryV9-fjny.jpg)

by Gerhard Haderer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 20-04-2013, 14:04:46
Sick fucking artist! lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 20-04-2013, 16:04:26
http://sobadsogood.com/2013/04/19/14-people-that-look-exactly-the-same-in-every-photo/


lol, leave it up to Summer Glau to be the combo-breaker!  :-0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2013, 20:04:39
^ This one is just epic. Plus, I can't stand the new Mini. Almost as ugly as the New Beetle.

LOL, maybe the Germans get tired of their British counterpart and have to launch that teabag and spoon set.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 21-04-2013, 00:04:50
(http://i.imgur.com/9ykuOdh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 21-04-2013, 00:04:30

by Gerhard Haderer

I love him ! He draw a comic for every Sunday issue of a newspaper here, mostly domestic politics or international news related. One of the best Austrian artists :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 21-04-2013, 14:04:31
^Link related...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-rVuWNBNdNI

...Wait, what?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 21-04-2013, 16:04:03
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/0/2/176302.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-04-2013, 22:04:23
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/calls/drphil/plaza
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/calls/vg/niko/cardealer

and many more soundboard phonepranks on the same site :)

this one is probably the best
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/calls/hartman/boxing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-04-2013, 11:04:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l4FOL_UPB0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-04-2013, 19:04:27
Romanian para medics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TcTRulooyo0

A wedding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GYjZ3ZhEXVI

A funeral
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=24BoRVTJjDs#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 22-04-2013, 21:04:52
^ Bad Orchestra ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaunZz5G94s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 22-04-2013, 21:04:25
now this is crazy shit :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o8TssbmY-GM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 22-04-2013, 23:04:20
short career lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Dd8SJlvfrlA#!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 22-04-2013, 23:04:27
The feeling i have whenever a new crappy shitdows comes out, i think only reason people bought vista, win7 and win 8 is with the idea "well, it still isn't as bad as crapple", oh well, don't worry, if they keep going on like this, next windows will probably be worse, apart from the price. Its time games will be made for Linux!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v4boTbv9_nU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 23-04-2013, 03:04:23
Let's pray it is like another vista. :O Just hope it dies fast.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 23-04-2013, 07:04:34
Windows rule No.1 : Make a good OS, make a bad OS, make a good OS and so on. Just take a look at at Windows 95/Windows 98 or Windows XP/ Windows Vista ;D
Following that rule, Windows 8 will be shitty again and Windows 9 will maybe do the job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-04-2013, 08:04:04
Well no,

The good windows are bolded:

Windows 3.11 (my first Windows), Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98SE, Windows ME (the crappiest), Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8 (utter bollocks, useless pile of shite).

I used to work for them, and I have to tell them that our new Windows sucks. But they can't help sending out people equipped with oversized touch screen laptops. It is novelty at best. Every clients/customers seeing us playing with our stupid gadgets were not really impressed other than just being curious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 23-04-2013, 09:04:32
Yea running windows 8 on this shitty laptop, the fact that even in desktop mode they didn't include the standard bottom left start menu is mind boggling.
I don't even know how to get into control panel yet lol.

When I end up building the new rig in a few weeks ill be going back to good ole 64bit windows 7.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 23-04-2013, 09:04:56
Yea running windows 8 on this shitty laptop, the fact that even in desktop mode they didn't include the standard bottom left start menu is mind boggling.
They are supposedly fixing that in an update this summer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 23-04-2013, 10:04:03
Well no,

The good windows are bolded:

Windows 3.11 (my first Windows), Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98SE, Windows ME (the crappiest), Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8 (utter bollocks, useless pile of shite).

I used to work for them, and I have to tell them that our new Windows sucks. But they can't help sending out people equipped with oversized touch screen laptops. It is novelty at best. Every clients/customers seeing us playing with our stupid gadgets were not really impressed other than just being curious.

You forgot Windows 2000. Identical to Windows XP but without the kindergarten skin.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-04-2013, 10:04:32
Windows rule No.1 : Make a good OS, make a bad OS, make a good OS and so on. Just take a look at at Windows 95/Windows 98 or Windows XP/ Windows Vista ;D
Following that rule, Windows 8 will be shitty again and Windows 9 will maybe do the job.

OMG, u dislike Win98? I loved it totally! First windows i used was the one with "Word Perfect", dunno which one that is. Then i learned using 95 and 98. 95 has great new things, and 98 made those things just more practical in my eyes. Win 98 started up in no time and was so easy to use. Then i used XP, i liked the looks and it was easy to use, the security was raised, but it also took longer to start up. Then Vista came and i hated it, i just wanted XP back, then i used win 7 and i realised i wanted vista back (or XP but that was no longer possible) and now i see win8 i'm too scared that a comp might die and i would have to use win8
If i could make win9, it would just be win XP with UAC and the desktop button on the underright like on a win7
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-04-2013, 11:04:42
You forgot Windows 2000. Identical to Windows XP but without the kindergarten skin.

Yes, they are all Windows NT4.0 based. Which is a predecessor of the great-lineup of Windows Servers (2003, 2008 and so on).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 23-04-2013, 12:04:18
latest Epic Rap Battle of History...anyone thinks they overdid it a little?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-04-2013, 12:04:11
http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/48547675807/the-definitive-people-who-thought-chechnya-was-the
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 23-04-2013, 17:04:07
Yea running windows 8 on this shitty laptop, the fact that even in desktop mode they didn't include the standard bottom left start menu is mind boggling.
I don't even know how to get into control panel yet lol.

When I end up building the new rig in a few weeks ill be going back to good ole 64bit windows 7.

Well you can always install one of the many third parties software that reintroduce the start menu like this one
http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/
Yea, win 8 sucks. It seems like microsoft always produces one good OS followed by a crappy one. I understand it from a business point of perception ie create one OS for PC, smartphone and tablet, hence reducing the costs significantly. However, PC users have little use for an OS that is in first instance developed for touchscreens.   
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-04-2013, 18:04:54
latest Epic Rap Battle of History...anyone thinks they overdid it a little?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o
Lenin fucking ruled the show!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 23-04-2013, 19:04:40
latest Epic Rap Battle of History...anyone thinks they overdid it a little?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o
Lenin fucking ruled the show!  :D

I prefer classic battles without so many visitors. One that comes in and owns both is great, but this was too much indeed. They just should have continued after Lenins part imo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-04-2013, 20:04:56
Yea running windows 8 on this shitty laptop, the fact that even in desktop mode they didn't include the standard bottom left start menu is mind boggling.
I don't even know how to get into control panel yet lol.

When I end up building the new rig in a few weeks ill be going back to good ole 64bit windows 7.

Well you can always install one of the many third parties software that reintroduce the start menu like this one
http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/
Yea, win 8 sucks. It seems like microsoft always produces one good OS followed by a crappy one. I understand it from a business point of perception ie create one OS for PC, smartphone and tablet, hence reducing the costs significantly. However, PC users have little use for an OS that is in first instance developed for touchscreens.

Well, it is better for you to kill your own product, rather than letting Apple or Google doing it for ya.

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/11/7eaf35133dda28e30cc66e8e00307ac6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 23-04-2013, 22:04:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GLoPXNquIxM#!

This guy is my hero!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-04-2013, 22:04:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GLoPXNquIxM#!

This guy is my hero!
He is mine aswel!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-04-2013, 23:04:33
Yea running windows 8 on this shitty laptop, the fact that even in desktop mode they didn't include the standard bottom left start menu is mind boggling.
I don't even know how to get into control panel yet lol.

When I end up building the new rig in a few weeks ill be going back to good ole 64bit windows 7.

Well you can always install one of the many third parties software that reintroduce the start menu like this one
http://www.stardock.com/products/start8/
Yea, win 8 sucks. It seems like microsoft always produces one good OS followed by a crappy one. I understand it from a business point of perception ie create one OS for PC, smartphone and tablet, hence reducing the costs significantly. However, PC users have little use for an OS that is in first instance developed for touchscreens.

Well, it is better for you to kill your own product, rather than letting Apple or Google doing it for ya.

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/11/7eaf35133dda28e30cc66e8e00307ac6.jpg)
lol random ISU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 24-04-2013, 12:04:05
Crapple is expensive crap with no privacy for whatever u do (thought they even installed satelite trackers in some iPhones without telling their customers)
Google is almost as creepy as crapple when it comes down to privacy, but at least it's mostly for free
And Microsoft is trying to be as crappy as crapple

Future looks great
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 24-04-2013, 12:04:32
^ Haha, You got a point there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 24-04-2013, 12:04:21
I don't care with product associations as I own all of them, iPod, iPad, an Android phone and a computer running Windows 7-64 bit Home Premium.

But honestly, Crapple fans are the worst kind. They are noobs (just recently hop-in during the iPhone hype), and act like Apple long time fan and experts (I owned a Mac and iPod before). Then they quickly dismiss other products before reviewing them thoroughly.

Google is for people who couldn't care less.

Microsoft is for corporatist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 24-04-2013, 13:04:14
Sinkhole swallows 3 cars in Chicago. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc9_1366306465)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 24-04-2013, 17:04:02
Sinkhole swallows 3 cars in Chicago. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc9_1366306465)

In Chicago? Too bad that's all it swallowed...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 24-04-2013, 19:04:51
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/04/24/nasapenis.jpg.h380.jpg)
NASA, the place where only serious people work (picture from Curiosity on Mars)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-04-2013, 19:04:07
Sinkhole swallows 3 cars in Chicago. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc9_1366306465)

In Chicago? Too bad that's all it swallowed...
What's wrong with Chicago?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-04-2013, 21:04:30
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/04/24/nasapenis.jpg.h380.jpg)
NASA, the place where only serious people work (picture from Curiosity on Mars)

From a reliable and respected source; The Sun, (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4901098/nasa-red-faced-after-curiosity-rover-draws-image-of-penis-on-mars.html) whose story was taken and re-made within hours by another influential and prestigious institution, The Huffington Post. (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 24-04-2013, 23:04:18
Sinkhole swallows 3 cars in Chicago. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc9_1366306465)

In Chicago? Too bad that's all it swallowed...
What's wrong with Chicago?

What's right* with Chicago?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 25-04-2013, 00:04:56
Hot dogs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 25-04-2013, 01:04:05
That's right. Forgot about the street food.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-04-2013, 08:04:49
Ah yes, hot dogs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLefs6TE80M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-04-2013, 14:04:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Q2djOnNSE

Sexuallobster delivers again
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 25-04-2013, 17:04:59
All candidates for miss South Korea

(http://i.imgur.com/0MMzzLQ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 25-04-2013, 17:04:28
hahahaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-04-2013, 18:04:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHG-JO8gIGk

I MEAN VENUSAUR
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 25-04-2013, 22:04:33
Yeah, about North Korea.
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/5w/zbs/b3ye/490547/1197661650.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-04-2013, 00:04:35
Something funny to do: Think of movie titles and replace one of the words with "shit"

"Harry Potter and the deathly Shit"
"The walking Shit"
"Black shit down"
"The day after shit"
"Eat, pray, shit"
"The good, the bad and the shit"


Or songs

Lose yourshit - Eminem
Hail and Shit - Manowar
The shit that never comes - Mettalica
Its my shit - bon jovi
Back in shit - AC/DC

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 26-04-2013, 01:04:28
Saving Private Shit
Full Metal Shit
Shitocalypse Today
The Three Shitsketeers
Shits of our Fathers
Shits from Iwo Jima
Shit Harbour
Shit Wars: Revenge of the Diarrhea
Shit Wars: Constipation Strikes Back
Shit Trek: The Next Generation Of Public Toilets
For a few wipes more
The sound of shit
The Longest Shit




Iron Maiden: A Matter of Life and Shit
Sabaton: Panzer Shit
Sabaton: Rise of Shit
Raubtier: Låt Skiten Regna
Metallica: Nothing else Shits
Rammstein: Ohne Scheiße
Hard Shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 26-04-2013, 01:04:26
Damn i tried it on my music collection and it's funny as hell

anyway:
"I just died in your shit tonight"
"a shit with no name/ a horse with no shit"
"In and out of shit"
"Evacuate the shit"
"You make me shit..."
"Shit about to fall"
"Bring me to shit"
"Fear of the shit"
"Can't fight this shit"
"Sweet dreams are made of shit"
"Chasing the shit"
"Walk on shit"
"Smells like shit"
"Out of shit"
And ofc, Pitbull and Marc Anthony with "Shit over me"


http://megalawlz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-nazi-harry-potter-pictures.jpg
(in link since it contains a swastica)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-04-2013, 01:04:58
Monty Python and the Holy Shit
Monty Python's Life of Shit
Monty Python's The Meaning of Shit


Also works with books:
Northern Shits
The Subtle Shit
The Amber Shit
A Brief History of shit
The Colour of Shit
The Shit Fantastic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 26-04-2013, 01:04:09
A Shit of Ice and Fire
Shit of Thrones
A Shit with Dragons
Dostoyevski: Shit and Punishment
The Scarlett Shit
50 Shades of Shit
A Catcher in the Shit
Lord of the Shit: The Fellowshit of the Cringe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 26-04-2013, 02:04:45
Raining Shit - Slayer
Deep Shit - Dr. Dre
...And shit for All - Metallica
Macy's Shit Parade - Green Day
Brain Shit - Green Day
I Shit Alone - Godsmask
Personal Shit - Depeche Mode
Grab my Shit - Biggie Smalls
Green Shit - Creedence
When I Shit Around - Green Day
Shit in the Jar - Metallica
The Shit that Failed - Metallica
Some Kind of Shit - Metallica
Shit me Again - Metallica
Cemetery Shit - Pantera
Drag the Shit - Pantera
Live in a Shit - Pantera
Hey Shit - Paul McCartney
Ich Shit - Rammstein
Supershit - Rob Zombie
Shit the Line - Toto
By Shit be Driven - Pantera
Shit for War - Pantera
Fucking Shit - Pantera
To Shit is to Die - Metallica
The Shortest Shit - Metallica
Holier than Shit - Metallica
Don't Shit on Me - Metallica

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-04-2013, 03:04:17
http://www.vidiload.com/video/111104/Killing_The_Washing_Machine/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 26-04-2013, 10:04:13
In response to all this shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wI5wY5qCJM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 26-04-2013, 10:04:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2C5eKkPl_k
Sjogren shotgun, what an awesome gun.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 26-04-2013, 12:04:15
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUGzhXY_oaU_hXVDtFgBCTcqCcBOvOODmLw45jQUwEUWMvZLj5Ww)


(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/195928_431841790192428_1247034761_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 26-04-2013, 16:04:57
prepare for being disgusted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbg5trtCR1s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-04-2013, 16:04:01
BEES BEES BEES!
http://beesbeesbees.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 26-04-2013, 18:04:47
 Horrible Histories- Roman Emperor's Song- Who's Bad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Nh-zSMzqo

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpJ_o0UXuO4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 26-04-2013, 19:04:26
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUGzhXY_oaU_hXVDtFgBCTcqCcBOvOODmLw45jQUwEUWMvZLj5Ww)


(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/195928_431841790192428_1247034761_n.jpg)
This is the funniest i ever seen hahahaha ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 26-04-2013, 22:04:10
(http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb449/pakico2142/bunnies.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 26-04-2013, 22:04:59
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v5slyLk21r3gb3zo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-04-2013, 23:04:08
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e15fe9be10d5db8c937ea59b5b9ff0c0/tumblr_mlugnpceBE1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 27-04-2013, 08:04:36
(http://i.imgur.com/Cd3NO00.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/TIMl2bw.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-04-2013, 15:04:52
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f5_1366906502
That's pure win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 27-04-2013, 17:04:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2wu1tBFfdc

Yes, it's that good!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 27-04-2013, 17:04:52
I could work there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-04-2013, 19:04:00
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZrfdowJ-ECk-_dPWyjV1XJUBeBzIfEiiA8CU87WW_EhFHbJ4c)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: gavrant on 27-04-2013, 21:04:53
Horrible Histories- Roman Emperor's Song- Who's Bad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Nh-zSMzqo

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpJ_o0UXuO4
Thanks to you, Krätzer, I spent the previous night watching all the videos of Horrible Histories
My personal favorite is the Charles Darwin song, a perfect parody on David Bowie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt2gHpqfZNA
It's nat-ur-al sel-ec-tion!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-04-2013, 15:04:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHyRCeKxhss
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 28-04-2013, 18:04:29
Quote
One giant leap for mankind: £13bn Iter project makes breakthrough in the quest for nuclear fusion, a solution to climate change and an age of clean, cheap energy.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/one-giant-leap-for-mankind-13bn-iter-project-makes-breakthrough-in-the-quest-for-nuclear-fusion-a-solution-to-climate-change-and-an-age-of-clean-cheap-energy-8590480.html

So cool...First I have heard of this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 28-04-2013, 18:04:48
Very interesting project but.. "solution to climate change" I always LOL when i hear/read that..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 28-04-2013, 19:04:04
Well, if that thing works miniaturization is the next step. And when you can have fusion reactors small enough to power ships, planes, cars or when every household has its own tiny reactor i see hope in humanity. Before that, i dont give them another 200 years.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 28-04-2013, 19:04:28
Very interesting project but.. "solution to climate change" I always LOL when i hear/read that..
How so?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 28-04-2013, 22:04:41
Well for one "climate change" is not a problem, just a natural phenomenon, therefore it doesn't need a solution.
Secondly, climate is shaped by many factors and not just one, amount of greenhouse gases is only one of them.
"Solution for excessive gas emission" would be more appropriate, but I guess it to make it sound more important that it is, as humans tend to do.
There's wrong naming, but also, personally I'm not a big fan (to say the least) of the whole "humans effecting climate" thing.

I do however approve of cheap "unlimited powaaah"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 28-04-2013, 22:04:47
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5954/unicornsgb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-04-2013, 22:04:36
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/e93a5_72zcncv.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-04-2013, 14:04:47
Got bored whilestudying and thought again of this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR18Pzbf-nY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 29-04-2013, 17:04:56
Same here. I only need this oral examn in English and then I have my Abitur.
Anyway, those videos are much more entertaining even if really old:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 29-04-2013, 17:04:07
XBox360 disc changer -- made out of Legos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7mzVTIYmXk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-04-2013, 17:04:15
do you guys remember the trailer for a game which went something like this:

A russian soldier is pissing on a road, and a column of Germans are sneaking up behind him, including a tiger and a kubelwagen, and when he sees the barrel of the tiger above him, a german knocks him out.
then he wakes up tied to a tree and guarded by 2 soldiers in a makeshift camp where a few soldiers are doing exercises like pullups on the barrel of the tiger, or lifting tankwheels, playing a panzerschreck like a guitar and the CO plays IL2 on a laptop and ragequits. Then a jeep with another drunk russian arrives and the russian hits a tree and falls out, apparently wasted from booze. then he proceeds kicking german ass, along with the russian POW who jumps up and joins the action. they kick the germans' asses and then signalise the russian komissar who then orders a full out assault on the german line.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-04-2013, 18:04:47
Yes.  I thought it was an Arma mod
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 29-04-2013, 18:04:33
do you guys remember the trailer for a game which went something like this:

A russian soldier is pissing on a road, and a column of Germans are sneaking up behind him, including a tiger and a kubelwagen, and when he sees the barrel of the tiger above him, a german knocks him out.
then he wakes up tied to a tree and guarded by 2 soldiers in a makeshift camp where a few soldiers are doing exercises like pullups on the barrel of the tiger, or lifting tankwheels, playing a panzerschreck like a guitar and the CO plays IL2 on a laptop and ragequits. Then a jeep with another drunk russian arrives and the russian hits a tree and falls out, apparently wasted from booze. then he proceeds kicking german ass, along with the russian POW who jumps up and joins the action. they kick the germans' asses and then signalise the russian komissar who then orders a full out assault on the german line.

That was some men of war machinima on youtube with this crazy finnish polka techno version on youtube
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 29-04-2013, 18:04:43
Theatre of War (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdSOx3mkYDI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-04-2013, 18:04:36
yeeeeah that's it, thanks Flippy  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 29-04-2013, 20:04:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyAK6EXBG0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 29-04-2013, 22:04:09
Didn't wanna revive the old gun debate thread that people seemed to get very worked up over. (although I can put this is that thread as it is very appropriate) But it's also a hilariously satirical series that I found funny as hell so I threw it here. John Oliver is always funny, and although he's interviewing the dumbest and easiest to make fun of gun advocates its hilarious to watch.

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/the-daily-shows-series-on-gun-control-in-australia-was-outstanding/ (http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/the-daily-shows-series-on-gun-control-in-australia-was-outstanding/) I put it here to be funny and not go off topic into a gun debate btw. If anyone wants they can post it in the gun debate thread and start that up again.   
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-04-2013, 22:04:51
Banning semi autos dint made australia safer because they got banned.

Australia was getting safer just like the rest of europe. We Belgians have had semi-autos for decades and our guncrime is still going down every year.

The problem lies in the US social status.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 29-04-2013, 23:04:47
Banning semi autos dint made australia safer because they got banned.

Australia was getting safer just like the rest of europe. We Belgians have had semi-autos for decades and our guncrime is still going down every year.

The problem lies in the US social status.

This.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-04-2013, 23:04:53
Australia will never be safe because only volcanoes don't want to kill Australians....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-04-2013, 01:04:50
£10 ;) http://youtu.be/upEBdKFGlPg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 30-04-2013, 12:04:14
amazing craftsmanship

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=603_1367260730
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-04-2013, 16:04:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY&list=UUFRDjnACLA5vWxxLCC7elVQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 30-04-2013, 18:04:33
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBRpX11_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 30-04-2013, 22:04:21
...Or you'd be the same mass, just in different proportion...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 30-04-2013, 23:04:12
Switzerland has HUNDREDS OF THOUSAND full-autos, o e at the home of each reservist. If gun control advocates were right, Swiss homicide rates should be OVER 9000... no wait, they're lower than average.

/troll
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 01-05-2013, 00:05:10
i Guess politicians just like blaming guns for crime instead of thinking about
a) law
b) law excecution
c) immigration and integration
d) mentality issues

(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4030/4231462830_2cfdafece8_o.jpg)
Indiana School Childrens' Class In Gun Safety. 1956 LIFE MAGAZINE PHOTO
Just awesome <3


more on-topic:
(http://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/shit-just-got-real-witjmachine-gun-dog.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-To8oTGc_LZQ/T0PuOMxJl0I/AAAAAAAAFtg/xPogwybfByo/s640/gun_nut_22.jpg)

(http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/grumpy-cat-35.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-05-2013, 06:05:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlczxXqez-Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 01-05-2013, 08:05:24
Something from Farcry 3. xD Not sure if it is a repost, but I just found it. LOL O_O\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r35C333mc0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 01-05-2013, 09:05:22
Switzerland has HUNDREDS OF THOUSAND full-autos, o e at the home of each reservist. If gun control advocates were right, Swiss homicide rates should be OVER 9000... no wait, they're lower than average.

/troll

But they have like the highest suicide by firearm of Europe, and they are waaaay ahead of number 2.....

So if you add those up then, well, a lot of people die because of a firearm in Switserland...

It is just that the swiss don't go shooting strangers with it (read murder), they shoot there family and themselves (read family drama)...

Is that really better?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 01-05-2013, 10:05:21
So you want to add suicides and intentional homicides together? Fine, let's do that.

Homicides/suicides/total violent deaths per 100 000 persons from Wikipedia:
Switzerland, 0,7/11,1/11,8
Germany, 0,8/9,9/10,7
UK, 1,2/11,8/13,0
Belgium, 1,7/17,0/18,7
Netherlands, 1,1/8,5/9,6
Finland, 2,2/16,8/19,0
Sweden, 1,0/11,9/12,9
Greece 1,5/3,5/5,0 (!)
Poland, 1,1/15,4/16,5
Russia, 10,2/21,4/31,6
USA, 4,8/12,0/16,8
Brazil 21,0/4,8/25,8
Turkey 3,3/3,9/7,2 (!!)
Japan 0,4/21,7/22,1
China 1,0/22,2/23,2
South Korea 2,6/31,7/34,3 <== wat
South Africa 31,8/15,4/47,2

Hey ho, Switzerland is STILL at the lower end of the scale. How come that countries with much stricter gun laws have much higher total violent death rate than Switzerland? Maybe gun control advocates would have to admit that national culture, presence of violent subcultures, economic situation, environment (cold&dark as in here), social stability, etc. play a much larger role than availability of firearms.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 01-05-2013, 10:05:31
They don't need full autos to do that :P
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-05-2013, 10:05:24
Why the exlamation marks on Greece and Turkey ?

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Post by: LuckyOne on 01-05-2013, 10:05:17
Why the exlamation marks on Greece and Turkey ?

Cause they're special... I'd say it's probably true that the culture and the climate play a much larger role than availability of firearms. Still, it's harder to kill yourself or other people without a gun, at least in anger, a man who is really determined to kill someone or himself with find a way to get a pistol no matter what the laws say...

Also, South Korea... aren't those guys, like total technology addicts... Might be a sign of a bleak future if we all become like that...
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Post by: Kelmola on 01-05-2013, 11:05:52
Why the exlamation marks on Greece and Turkey ?
The total death figure is so low. One would think that the economic crisis would have had an impact on homicide and suicide rate in Greece, but it hasn't, and I was pleasantly suprised to see Turkey being much safer than the common European view would suggest.
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Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-05-2013, 11:05:09
Guys, we have a thread for all this sort of nonsense. It's right > here (http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=16957.3015) <
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Post by: Lightning on 01-05-2013, 12:05:06
The total death figure is so low. One would think that the economic crisis would have had an impact on homicide and suicide rate in Greece, but it hasn't, and I was pleasantly suprised to see Turkey being much safer than the common European view would suggest.
The numbers on wikipedia are from 2009 for Greece and 2008 for Turkey. In Greece, the suicide rate is reported to have doubled since the crisis began in 2008, so the number you posted is probably not accurate. It should rather be something like 5 per 100 000. (That's still pretty low though.)
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Post by: Dukat on 01-05-2013, 23:05:06
Plane crash in Bagram airfield, Afghanistan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BN3waJIc574)
horrible scene
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-05-2013, 23:05:25
Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8)

Oh and why not Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnE3uyj9Grg).
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-05-2013, 00:05:56
Awesomevideos and even more asonishing, he doesn't get dislikes :o

also found this one of him, damn i laughed my ass off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sEHV8WZ4ew

(http://global3.memecdn.com/switzerland-during-ww2_o_1107584.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcc1yvSpZH1rerys1o1_500.jpg)


(http://global3.memecdn.com/france-will-never-live-wwii-down_c_464213.jpg)
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Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 02-05-2013, 09:05:22
It's always the same old jokes about the French :P Germans and US-Americans, I am looking at you ;D

This planecrash: Did it happen on departure? Looks like it has stalled. Horrible scene indeed.

EDIT: Some comments are really disgusting.
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Post by: Kelmola on 02-05-2013, 10:05:04
This planecrash: Did it happen on departure? Looks like it has stalled. Horrible scene indeed.
Looks like it. Airspeed clearly runs out when the plane starts to bank to its left, and then it starts rotating in reverse direction and the nose falls rapidly, indicating possible spin or or even flat spin.

Probably the pilot forgot that Bagram is already 1500m from sea level so you must have higher speed before initiating the corkscrew climb than when taking off from a near-sea level airport like Baghdad. Of course, it could also be that one of the engines had a loss of power and if the manoeuvre has been cut too close, there's no room for recovery.
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Post by: mopskind on 02-05-2013, 10:05:27
Reports indicate that the cargo, the plane was loaded with military vehicles witch each 12 tons, got loose and shifted the weight to the back and forced the plane to stall. Also pilots in this particular area try to gain altitutde as quickly as possible to get ouf of the range of small anti air weapons and therefore  planes are prone to stall more easily anyway. Horrible scene.
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Post by: Surfbird on 02-05-2013, 11:05:40
Sad stuff. It's just hurts to watch how the plane stalls and goes down like a brick...Poor crew. These seconds where you know you are going to die on impact soon must be hell.
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Post by: Kelmola on 02-05-2013, 13:05:05
The loose cargo would certainly explain the extreme nose-up attitude. As the plane started to pull up, the cargo got loose... also, no possible way to recover from that.

Yeah, a steep spiralling climb is how you take off over an unsafe area (just like a steep spiralling dive and leveling out at the last possible moment is the way you land), but in this case, that probably was the final straw that caused the (negligently poorly attached) cargo to detach.
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Post by: LuckyOne on 02-05-2013, 14:05:28
God knows what has been going through their heads before they hit the ground... Horrible.

I applaud every brave man who dares to fly one of those magnificient machines, knowing that even a tiny mistake (sometimes even someone else's mistake) can end up in a very painful and terrible death.

The video seems so unreal... must have been even more unreal to the eyewitnesses...

R. I. P.
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Post by: Zoologic on 02-05-2013, 16:05:21
When the plane stalls, it can be attributed to many things:

Not enough lift generated by wind flowing through the wings, or flying too slow. This event usually will be followed by the airplane's flying characteristics. And in a very stable and aerodynamic plane such as Boeing 747-400 Cargo, it will normally be followed with friendly nose down attitude if you let go of the control columns. In relatively stable Boeing 737-400, it will normally be followed by a slight roll to the left before nose down.

Then there is a stall because of extreme Angle of Attack (AoA), where the camber of the wings are angled so steep towards the direction of wind flow, that the wind cannot cleanly flow through the upper or lower surface of the wing. It will cut-off the lift force and stall the wing immediately. In 747-400, where most of the lift are generated by its wing, it will stall the whole thing, still in a friendly manner (nose down) until it recovers. A plane that co-generates lift from its "flat bottom" body such as F-14 or MiG-29 or Su-27 series will glide through the stall, until the control columns (ailerons, elevators) gain some wind to effectively steer the plane.

The video shows extreme nose up attitude and an unusual stall characteristics. Clearly something really wrong like improper CG (Center of Gravity) is playing foul here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-05-2013, 17:05:54
So you want to add suicides and intentional homicides together? Fine, let's do that.

Homicides/suicides/total violent deaths per 100 000 persons from Wikipedia:
Switzerland, 0,7/11,1/11,8
Germany, 0,8/9,9/10,7
UK, 1,2/11,8/13,0
Belgium, 1,7/17,0/18,7
Netherlands, 1,1/8,5/9,6
Finland, 2,2/16,8/19,0
Sweden, 1,0/11,9/12,9
Greece 1,5/3,5/5,0 (!)
Poland, 1,1/15,4/16,5
Russia, 10,2/21,4/31,6
USA, 4,8/12,0/16,8
Brazil 21,0/4,8/25,8
Turkey 3,3/3,9/7,2 (!!)
Japan 0,4/21,7/22,1
China 1,0/22,2/23,2
South Korea 2,6/31,7/34,3 <== wat
South Africa 31,8/15,4/47,2

Hey ho, Switzerland is STILL at the lower end of the scale. How come that countries with much stricter gun laws have much higher total violent death rate than Switzerland? Maybe gun control advocates would have to admit that national culture, presence of violent subcultures, economic situation, environment (cold&dark as in here), social stability, etc. play a much larger role than availability of firearms.
Nice post. Not to mention that Switzerland is the EU country with THE most guns (Not to mention the 750 000 assault rifles in swiss homes)

The diffrence lies in the way you handle with guns. In switzerland almost everyone is taught to handle firearms with extreme care.(Good ol' swiss army)

Then take Belgium. When i started sportshooting, i recieved lengthy instructions and precautions in handling firearms.

I might only be able to insert 5 rounds in my magazine, but my shots are always on target and i do not spend much on ammo in the long run :)


There is simply a reason why so few School shootings happen in EU(And then mostly Germany and i believe finland) yet so many in the USA.
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-05-2013, 17:05:15
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/05/02/5ff32134-b324-11e2-aa7a-e38a9cb66c59_web_scale_0.1_0.1__.JPG?maxheight=600&maxwidth=938)
One of the first modern art pieces i like  :)
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Post by: GooGeL on 03-05-2013, 04:05:37
(http://i.solidfiles.net/053124df55.jpg)
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Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 03-05-2013, 05:05:38
HA!
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Post by: Oberst on 03-05-2013, 07:05:11
Quite unexpected, not bad!  ;D
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Post by: Kelmola on 03-05-2013, 09:05:06
The part "Solar interstellar neighbourhood" is obviously just "Greatest Hits", because there's a LOT of stars that are closer to Sol than Arcturus but are not shown in that picture. Anyone who ever played 2300AD (pen-and-paper RPG from the 80's) would know, having studied the starmap and catalogue of stars within 50 ly radius.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 03-05-2013, 12:05:21
The part "Solar interstellar neighbourhood" is obviously just "Greatest Hits", because there's a LOT of stars that are closer to Sol than Arcturus but are not shown in that picture. Anyone who ever played 2300AD (pen-and-paper RPG from the 80's) would know, having studied the starmap and catalogue of stars within 50 ly radius.
I guess it only includes stars with apparent magnitudes of 3 and lower, plus some stars that have confirmed planets thrown in. It seems to be a cylinder with a radius of about 50 or 60 ly. There are actually over 2000 stars within 50 ly of Earth.

(http://www.atlasoftheuniverse.com/w50lys.gif)
This map shows the 133 visible star systems within 50 ly.
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Post by: Capten_C on 03-05-2013, 12:05:18
Eh?

Pensionärsligan Skidbacken! http://youtu.be/XTrlnxslYrY
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-05-2013, 13:05:22
some historical cartoons
http://www.buzzfeed.com/victornavasky/15-historic-cartoons-that-changed-the-world
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Post by: Korsakov829 on 03-05-2013, 17:05:31
(http://www.leaguememe.com/images/ExeIUzQNtda69jHlKWo0SguyFbAwGk2vfOR4L5Xn.jpg)
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Post by: Capten_C on 03-05-2013, 23:05:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9GMOTaqtc

^^Comment  HylianCuber 1 week ago

"In other news, the Foo Fighters have changed their names to the Foo Dancers."

Made me lol anyway!  ;D
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Post by: Kubador on 04-05-2013, 01:05:37
If someone likes the Walking Dead (personally I read comics, IMHO much better)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jR4lLJu_-wE#!

and some fighting games backgrounds which are art in themselves.

http://imgur.com/a/GPlx4
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-05-2013, 06:05:58
http://lotrproject.com/map
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Post by: mopskind on 04-05-2013, 22:05:24
Who is the douche- the policeman or the guy who isn't compliant?
Discuss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pbzUH90Sm0E
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-05-2013, 00:05:20
dunno if the vid is real, but if it is real, i hope that cop gets suspended. If u are cop undercover and u demand someone to hand over a property of him, you at least prove u're a cop, no? Instead he just arrests, still didn't even see his badge.

update: googled a bit and apparenlty it's real (click at own risk, GC and Avast didn't find virus in it tho)
http://www.policymic.com/articles/39293/north-carolina-rapper-busted-for-possession-of-an-arizona-iced-tea
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 05-05-2013, 10:05:52
North Carolina, you never cease to amaze me.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-05-2013, 12:05:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsmuElafSY

200 PERCENT NIGGAH  (This was made by a niggah!)
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-05-2013, 14:05:09
(http://cdn.gifstache.com/2012/10/3/gifstache.com_2179_1349899201.gif)
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Post by: Smiles on 05-05-2013, 14:05:43
(http://fumaga.com/i/Inspirational-Jenna-Jameson-quote.jpg)
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Post by: Oberst on 05-05-2013, 18:05:06
In russia, roads are made for planes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ebd_1367654028&comments=1

L-29 Dolphin
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Post by: GooGeL on 06-05-2013, 05:05:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE
Aussie trolls...
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Post by: GooGeL on 06-05-2013, 19:05:14
http://youtu.be/bZI1eeV88lQ
Cow dung, a firecracker and some ego.
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Post by: Capten_C on 06-05-2013, 23:05:24
No Joke! Deadly Shootout!(1:40)  http://youtu.be/_b7Dg78X_Bw

What he said
v
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-05-2013, 23:05:27
^WARNING VERY GRAPHICAL AND MIGHT BE SHOCKING
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Post by: VonMudra on 06-05-2013, 23:05:13
Sounds like suicide cop, judging by his yelling at them to kill him.
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 07-05-2013, 01:05:43
(http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Watch_For_Moose.jpg)
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 07-05-2013, 04:05:19
Seen on Facebook today:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/942735_393873550725163_1641355627_n.jpg)
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Post by: Zoologic on 07-05-2013, 07:05:52
I also read somewhere, that proportional of dog ownership in Republicans are higher, while cat ownership is the otherwise.
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Post by: Harmonikater on 07-05-2013, 08:05:04
That picture doesn't explain why all the Fat Cats (pun intended) support the GOP.
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Post by: Thorondor123 on 07-05-2013, 08:05:08
(http://1worder.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/democrats-vs-republicans.jpg)
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Post by: Musti on 07-05-2013, 12:05:47
Republicans have Strip AND Poker, not a fair fight.
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Post by: GooGeL on 07-05-2013, 13:05:46
Well, neither wants to free you from your leash, so both parties are douchebags.


(http://www.n0.se/f/n/1f9db_21287_327699230692185_1939846122_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 07-05-2013, 15:05:49
I also read somewhere, that proportional of dog ownership in Republicans are higher, while cat ownership is the otherwise.
That might be because more women are Democrats and more men are Republicans.  I'm a cat guy myself. 
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Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 07-05-2013, 19:05:47
Well, neither wants to free you from your leash, so both parties are douchebags.
This. Boths sides are retarded. People shouldn't kid themselves about the democrats being selfless, environment loving, bands of merry men who steal from the rich and give to the poor.

Anyways, time to go back to purpose of this thread, Game of Thrones 1995:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2fPgIIB67bw

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Post by: Butcher on 07-05-2013, 19:05:51
I´m frightened anybody could prefer the democrats side on that picture with crappy "cars" like Prius and Smart.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 07-05-2013, 20:05:51
I´m frightened anybody could prefer the democrats side on that picture with crappy "cars" like Prius and Smart.
Cars just get me from point A to point B.  I've never given a shit about make or model or anything.
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Post by: Musti on 07-05-2013, 20:05:10
I´m frightened anybody could prefer the democrats side on that picture with crappy "cars" like Prius and Smart.
Indeed! What cars have to do with politics anyway?
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Post by: NTH on 07-05-2013, 20:05:38
Indeed if you drive a Prius you really don't give a shit what your car looks like ...
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Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 07-05-2013, 21:05:31
And saving the Earth with Priuses is bullshit. It all depends on how much you drive and why and how you drive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 07-05-2013, 22:05:00
I heard stories about an "Obama car". I think it was called Chevrolet Volt.
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Post by: GooGeL on 07-05-2013, 22:05:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg_GAVA8VHQ

Since we talk 'bout cars.
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Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 07-05-2013, 22:05:46
It has astonishing grip. I nether fought this car to have good offroad capabilities.
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Post by: flyboy_fx on 07-05-2013, 22:05:14
I´m frightened anybody could prefer the democrats side on that picture with crappy "cars" like Prius and Smart.
Cars just get me from point A to point B.  I've never given a shit about make or model or anything.

Same can be said about guns. It gets the lead from point a to point b, who gives a shit about make or model. xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-05-2013, 22:05:18
Holy crap, give this "Wendy" some oxygen, cause her brain is full of farts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AS6rQtiEh8

Richard Dawkins Interviews Creationist Wendy Wright
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 07-05-2013, 23:05:52
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/296/2/9/psyduck___wooper_gangnam_style_by_kasumicr-d5ioc1a.jpg)

(http://global3.memecdn.com/Why-We-Fight_c_93322.jpg)

(http://global3.memecdn.com/ww2_o_222460.jpg)

(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1314/imyabbidi.jpg)

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/278/550/82f.jpg)

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/281/765/7dd.jpg)

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/271/502/9b7.jpg)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/536/732/0c2.jpg)

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/271/481/621.png)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/476/055/f6d.jpg)
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Post by: siben on 07-05-2013, 23:05:38
I´m frightened anybody could prefer the democrats side on that picture with crappy "cars" like Prius and Smart.
Cars just get me from point A to point B.  I've never given a shit about make or model or anything.

Same can be said about guns. It gets the lead from point a to point b, who gives a shit about make or model. xD

GTFO, bitch  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2013, 23:05:31
awesome lee enfield, Mauser and Mosin nagant A to B

or AR15 A to B



Choise quickly made  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 07-05-2013, 23:05:10
Holy crap, give this "Wendy" some oxygen, cause her brain is full of farts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AS6rQtiEh8

Richard Dawkins Interviews Creationist Wendy Wright

Dawkins should be awarded for not punching her in the face.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-05-2013, 00:05:04
"I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOWWW" http://youtu.be/qXo3NFqkaRM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 08-05-2013, 01:05:12
Holy crap, give this "Wendy" some oxygen, cause her brain is full of farts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AS6rQtiEh8

Richard Dawkins Interviews Creationist Wendy Wright

Dawkins should be awarded for not punching her in the face.

This fake laugh and smile on her face....disgusting. And she makes money with preaching bullshit all her life and making blind sheep out of humen. Interesting how brainwash can make people ignore obvious facts though. Anyway, people in these institutions are probably abusing the believe of people and make them pay a shitload of money for certain "services".

I really love the name of the organisation being "Concerned women for America" lol.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-05-2013, 19:05:48
"Guinea Pigs" two Dutch men experiencing contractions (stomach only) like in childbirth.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=522472951143327
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Post by: Musti on 08-05-2013, 19:05:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAw6C-533o&feature=player_embedded#!
Thats quite cool. They must have been really bored.
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Post by: Butcher on 08-05-2013, 20:05:03
I had to laugh so hard when I saw Mr. Dawkins in your video.

(http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/van/dawkins.jpg)

Edit: I love how she accuses him of close mindedness while she just ignores his statements simply by claiming there was no proof. And as was stated before that stupid grin and her faking to be an educated discussion partner while she obviously has the mind of a medival farmer is annoying to say the least.
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Post by: Zoologic on 08-05-2013, 20:05:24
This fake laugh and smile on her face....disgusting. And she makes money with preaching bullshit all her life and making blind sheep out of humen. Interesting how brainwash can make people ignore obvious facts though. Anyway, people in these institutions are probably abusing the believe of people and make them pay a shitload of money for certain "services".

Edit: I love how she accuses him of close mindedness while she just ignores his statements simply by claiming there was no proof. And as was stated before that stupid grin and her faking to be an educated discussion partner while she obviously has the mind of a medival farmer is annoying to say the least.

No need to get heartburn about that video. I'd say, put less effort in trying to point out how that grin of her annoys you.  ;D

All religious people have their own perspectives. But one funny thing is what my friend called "claim-atology." Where a religion claims that a certain scientific discovery actually reconfirms one of its teachings or specific phrases in the "Holy Book" or something like that.

Realistically, you can't and shouldn't win over this kind of people. Waste of time, you are practically aiming for winning an argument over a person that you regard as having lower intelligence level than yours. How pointless is that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 08-05-2013, 21:05:01
He was too nice. Like my mom always said:

Mercy is for the weak, the stupid don't deserve it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 08-05-2013, 23:05:02
He was too nice. Like my mom always said:

Mercy is for the weak, the stupid don't deserve it.
TS4ever still bears the scars of this parental approach.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-05-2013, 00:05:03
He was too nice. Like my mom always said:

Mercy is for the weak, the stupid don't deserve it.
TS4ever still bears the scars of this parental approach.
hahahahahaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-05-2013, 00:05:58
Baaay!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daa8ZnxC-0Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daa8ZnxC-0Y)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 09-05-2013, 08:05:36
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/726b4d857166ad59c03c4bf6bdf34722/tumblr_mmia5aDVdB1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 09-05-2013, 08:05:51
Good thing that that seems to be a practice grenade.

Also the guy on the right, i don't think ducking AFTER you hear the blast matters much.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 09-05-2013, 10:05:36
I´m not so sure if it´s just a training grenade, tbh. Might be a blast grenade, minus a shrapnel mantle. What I wonder even more is that noone wears any protection gear. Usually you see soldiers atleast wearing a helmet, sometimes even flak jackets.
Throwing grenades is lots of fun, actually, it´s amazing how much destructive power is in those little buggers. The German handgrenade for example contains around 60g of explosives, yet it´s enough to create a pretty loud bang that propels deadly shrapnel all around the place.

Anyway:

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2mjw2x.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-05-2013, 10:05:46
reminds me of this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFyNjwmyUyY

Impessive tho how those instructors are so good at saving the situation, i know it's their job, but still...

(http://iraqpictures.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/car-bombs-please-exit-funny-iraq-afghanistan-milit1.jpg)

(http://deltabravosierra.com/files/2011/12/Santa-travels-by-Huey.jpg)

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2007/02/minesweeper.jpg)

(http://www.dizzyboy.com/jokes/funny-pictures/navy-jacuzzi.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-05-2013, 12:05:08
H&M's new bathing suit model, Jennie Runk:

(http://www.resume.se/Global/Bilder/Personer/A/Jennie2.jpg)

(Unfortunately "runk" is also Swedish for "wank") ;)


Goes hand in hand with H&M's jeans called "Fit Sliq"

(http://adland.tv/n1rv4n4g8/2006/junejpgs/fitsliq.jpg)

(Which sounds like "fitt slick" and is Swedish for "cunt lick")
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-05-2013, 16:05:37
That "Fit" was a case for Honda Fit marketing, because "Fit" sounded like "Fitt." So they changed the name of that car into "jazz," starting in Sweden then anywhere else besides Japan and USA (that I know of). Ironically, the Swedish themselves seemed to not mind having a slightly misogynistic name.  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-05-2013, 01:05:34
http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_2505.html

Only happy feelings.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 10-05-2013, 13:05:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5J5LEBVCk This game seems to be a lot of fun to play and it even has Mumble :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-05-2013, 19:05:36
lol, this was hilarious! "Fill in the gaps!" and the boat cracked me up.

also what I found from the same author more ww2 oriented.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-05-2013, 23:05:34
beautiful

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fc0a5ee6fa5bdd58a98cf0572f41138/tumblr_mknrpvbzFW1ridaoho1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-05-2013, 00:05:02
http://youtu.be/jpMzkIR1ymw

George W Bush, spooks you.

http://youtu.be/yC2FoZUF6RY

lol wat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-05-2013, 00:05:38
Awkward Finns lol.

(http://i.imgur.com/rTST6.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-05-2013, 17:05:02
the hell is he doing

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mct405GdIw1ryaiojo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 11-05-2013, 17:05:50
He's faking recoil to make a funny video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-05-2013, 18:05:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q3pEFmgasJ0#!


"Honey how was your day at work?"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-05-2013, 18:05:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WSkKUjizxU

Der Schlangemann...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-05-2013, 01:05:13
Brutal
(http://i.imgur.com/L1Ola8K.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-05-2013, 12:05:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogjB2oxJhCY

Normally this goes in SFM/TF2 but i think a valuable lesson is hidden in this video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 12-05-2013, 13:05:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogjB2oxJhCY

Normally this goes in SFM/TF2 but i think a valuable lesson is hidden in this video

Indeed there is. Everyone should have axes over his/her door. I've ordered mine already.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-05-2013, 13:05:25
I think more in the way of a rifle hanging on the wall in the common room.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-05-2013, 13:05:02
I think more in the way of a rifle hanging on the wall in the common room.
^  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 12-05-2013, 20:05:31
Inside the Paris apartment untouched for 70 years: Treasure trove finally revealed after owner locked up and fled at outbreak of WWII http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323297/Inside-Paris-apartment-untouched-70-years-Treasure-trove-finally-revealed-owner-locked-fled-outbreak-WWII.html#ixzz2T5Bgp7Y3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 12-05-2013, 23:05:39
(http://i.imgur.com/gW9jPgu.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 12-05-2013, 23:05:19
thank god it stops right there xD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-05-2013, 00:05:51
(http://i.imgur.com/gW9jPgu.gif)
Me: goin to the frontline with my garand jumping over a small ridge. -sees tiger comming-

(http://t.qkme.me/3ppvwk.jpg)

and some russians on a fishing trip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfuW_KStBiA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 13-05-2013, 04:05:26
Star Wars and WWII. Epic.

http://imgur.com/a/XBWkk

Very well done set of pics. Last is my favorite :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 13-05-2013, 18:05:39
Afterwards I thought that you should have seen the last one coming. (Pun intended)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-05-2013, 18:05:09
http://www.greenheartgames.com/2013/04/29/what-happens-when-pirates-play-a-game-development-simulator-and-then-go-bankrupt-because-of-piracy/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-05-2013, 22:05:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

found this GEM in my favorites  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-05-2013, 00:05:22
normally not really into vlogs, but i just totally love this channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjguk91bzM4
Damn i'm happy i came across this channel, makes the days with endless studying a bit better
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-05-2013, 03:05:26
http://content.fail.nl/galleries/random_falers/19/04.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 14-05-2013, 10:05:55
Justin Bieber killed by German soldiers
(Achtung historische Fehler)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI8Sfy6lYew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI8Sfy6lYew)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 14-05-2013, 13:05:23
(http://nedermeme.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/goeie-shit-yo.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 14-05-2013, 14:05:35
Drunk v Elephant http://youtu.be/0EZLo8t0hUE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-05-2013, 14:05:17
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)

To me it was the bible, Mathew 15:37

"And they all ate and were satisfied"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 14-05-2013, 14:05:57
"When and where homerical poetry was influenced by oriental epics is still a point of contention."

Sounds... hot?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 14-05-2013, 14:05:06
"The foot-slogging Grenadiekompanie are tough, self-reliant warriors.


 Really? Reallllyyy?   ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 14-05-2013, 15:05:21
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)

"Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons."

OK then.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-05-2013, 15:05:38
She was careful not to tug it too hard, not sure how far it could stretch.

:-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 14-05-2013, 15:05:05
Quote
"Langdon put the pills in his mouth and swallowed them with a glass of water."

Ehm....okay....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-05-2013, 15:05:12
Quote from: Cleverley, M.: Born a Soldier, The Times and Life of Lauri Törni
Everything was now ready. At 19.15 the A-battery, in the cold darkness of January 25th, started shelling the Russian positions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 14-05-2013, 15:05:31
The day was ruined and they both knew it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 14-05-2013, 15:05:59
"They stood against an opponent that was unknown to them, because in August 1098 the Fatimids had conquered the city from their Sunni rivals."

Not sure if that's good or bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 14-05-2013, 16:05:57
"A single cuts the light by one quarter, which is equal to one half an f/stop"

- Film and Still Lighting
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-05-2013, 16:05:35
From Life's Nature Library: Animal Behavio(u)r
(my Grandma has the weirdest taste in books)

"All animals, from the lowest on the evolutionary scale to the highest, manifest behavior [sic] of some sort."

Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 14-05-2013, 17:05:36
Public Law: Basic Texts:

"Article 100, German Constitution: (1) If a court concludes that a law on whose validity its decision depends is unconstitutional, the proceedings shall be stayed, and a decision shall be obtained from the Land court with jurisdiction over constitutional disputes where the constitution of a Land is held to be violated, or from the Federal Constitutional Court where this Basic Law is held to be violated."

Not sure what to make out of that...hopefully no court will ever deem my love life unconstitutional! o0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 14-05-2013, 18:05:16
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)


Note: If A is a square matrix of order n and n= 2 then
           |adj A| = |A| and adj(adj A) = A




Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 14-05-2013, 18:05:18
The average speed does not tell you how to speed varies depending on the selected time interval.


Ok..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 14-05-2013, 18:05:43
Not sure what to make out of that...hopefully no court will ever deem my love life unconstitutional! o0

If they don't you're not doing it right.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 14-05-2013, 18:05:05
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)

"I saw a Russian recon patrol come out of the woods, probably to determine whether the village was clear of the enemy."

Tigers In The Mud
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-05-2013, 18:05:25
Quote from: Belgian Constitution
Art. 71. (see note 177,178) Senators do not receive a salary.

Ah crap, my lovelife will be useless :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 14-05-2013, 18:05:49
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)

Quote
James Madison said that there were too many differences between common law and the U.S. Bill of Rights to warrant comparison.

The Bill of Rights Primer.......Ta fuck?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 14-05-2013, 19:05:01
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)

"It seems that each outing will turn up at least one peculiar thing."   8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-05-2013, 19:05:51
Public Law: Basic Texts:

"Article 100, German Constitution: (1) If a court concludes that a law on whose validity its decision depends is unconstitutional, the proceedings shall be stayed, and a decision shall be obtained from the Land court with jurisdiction over constitutional disputes where the constitution of a Land is held to be violated, or from the Federal Constitutional Court where this Basic Law is held to be violated."

Not sure what to make out of that...hopefully no court will ever deem my love life unconstitutional! o0

That's the famous Bundesrecht bricht Landserecht thing? Damn i heard that slogan a lot this year when talking about federalism :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 14-05-2013, 19:05:15
"T0 is the temperature of crystallization at which the solid crystalline phase and the liquid phase are balanced, T is the final temperature of the undercooled liquid solution."

Sounds about right...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 14-05-2013, 20:05:28
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK)

To me it was the bible, Mathew 15:37

"And they all ate and were satisfied"
Quote
The outside is only the expression of the surface of what happens deep inside
Seems.. sexual
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-05-2013, 20:05:23
ladies, wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4yQ7-U2s2r8

Page 45: In my dreams, I kill him every night - Robert confessed.

FFS, this GoT book was closest and I didn't start reading it yet.

OR

Page 45 of book which I had my first glance at: "When John Gutenberg confirmed the invention of print with his 42-werse Bible edition, he answered readers demands which couldn't be satisfied by scribes."

"Scripture and typography" by Phil Baines and Andrew Haslam

I like this one better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 14-05-2013, 20:05:00
Der Regler (Max Landorff) page 44-45:

Again and again he had started to explain Tretjak what all would happen, if his name would be publicly connected with the call-girl-ring.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 14-05-2013, 20:05:43
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqk_myo3St0RosqNdRBf5NLJ6fSqLUBWs9gegBRxPKylj02ycK

To me it was the bible, Mathew 15:37

"And they all ate and were satisfied"

Today is 17 November 1942.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 14-05-2013, 22:05:26
"Covered with love it would be seen as a shortcoming" Court of the Lion by Eleanor Cooney

Don't worries folks nothing I can't fix with Viagra  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-05-2013, 00:05:11
"now and then they tried to find, with unimaginable aerial skill, a pathway through the mountains for a nightly raid and conquoring the city"

Hermann Hesse - Fabulierbuch

Ok, not my love life, more or less my sex life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 15-05-2013, 00:05:39
Otherwise, I would go alone during police raids into the housing complex.

I'm kinky like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 15-05-2013, 00:05:27
(http://www.riemurasia.net/sarjakuvat/fingerpori/fpf898.png)
"Icelandic wildcat"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 15-05-2013, 15:05:13
Chef Gordon Ramsay versus hysterical US restaurant owners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg). Holy. Sh*t.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-05-2013, 15:05:16
Check out their facebook page. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-05-2013, 16:05:08
(http://i.imgur.com/ucdQhVh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-05-2013, 16:05:43
Chef Gordon Ramsay versus hysterical US restaurant owners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg). Holy. Sh*t.

I don't normally watch this kind of bullshit, but I just had to this time. Very educational.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 15-05-2013, 16:05:06
What an awesome restaurant, I would go there, every single day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 15-05-2013, 16:05:34
That was hysterical. I cried laughing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-05-2013, 16:05:08
Right, I dont usually watch these shows but THAT was a worthwhile. Thank you for some good entertainment.

EDIT: Oh shit... I just realised that she reminds me of someone we all know...  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 15-05-2013, 18:05:53
Right, I dont usually watch these shows but THAT was a worthwhile. Thank you for some good entertainment.

EDIT: Oh shit... I just realised that she reminds me of someone we all know...  :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

Damn, I wish I could go to Arizona, I'd just go there, order a glass of water, tell them its undercooked, sit back, enjoy the ride.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-05-2013, 18:05:01
http://kotaku.com/how-a-poster-of-a-sexy-dude-helped-one-game-developer-m-505969550


hahahahaha
Well played girl  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 15-05-2013, 18:05:20
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9be84f1625670b9c6f43d86cc322235a/tumblr_mmprj48FiI1ryaiojo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 15-05-2013, 18:05:02
@TheTAO123: Indeed, well played ;D The boss seems to be ok too.
@PanzerKnacker: I would have never thought that something can sneak up to a cat like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_A8FZrMghk That's indeed a bit off...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-05-2013, 19:05:57
Chef Gordon Ramsay versus hysterical US restaurant owners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg). Holy. Sh*t.

I don't normally watch this kind of bullshit, but I just had to this time. Very educational.

That was painful to watch.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 15-05-2013, 19:05:25
Chef Gordon Ramsay versus hysterical US restaurant owners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg). Holy. Sh*t.

I don't normally watch this kind of bullshit, but I just had to this time. Very educational.

That was painful to watch.
Aren´t they actors? I don´t see any reason why you would put actual restaurants that need help (because they are so bad) into a tv show. It´s the worst "advertisement" you can wish for. Also nobody would misbehave like that knowing there is a camera-team right next to him. It was entertaining but fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 15-05-2013, 20:05:29
One hell of an act.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIF9m3LdZ94
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 15-05-2013, 20:05:04
Well, then they are real but some of the situations are staged. The camera team obviously has the instruction to film horrible situations. Still poison for any business.

Very choleric people on the internet also, okay - now I´m feeling sick.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-05-2013, 20:05:13
i cannot watch the video :(

It just gives black screen and nothing else
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-05-2013, 20:05:35
press f5 or remove some history in ur browser (i thought it was called cache)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 15-05-2013, 21:05:58
If you watch that restaurant video you know what the last years in Hitler's bunker were like.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 15-05-2013, 22:05:00
If you watch that restaurant video you know what the last years in Hitler's bunker were like.
I think holding parts of Italy they still had proper pizza in the bunker though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-05-2013, 22:05:40
That video is EPIC. Ive been working in restaurants and the industry in general for a few years now and ive experienced all the bad things shown in the vid, seperately though, not stacked in one evening  ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 15-05-2013, 23:05:38
i cannot watch the video :(

It just gives black screen and nothing else
Don't do it!
I got a couple minutes in before I started questioning whether or not genocide is really such a bad thing after all.  I had to stop it 6 minutes in.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 16-05-2013, 00:05:01
Chef Gordon Ramsay versus hysterical US restaurant owners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg). Holy. Sh*t.

I don't normally watch this kind of bullshit, but I just had to this time. Very educational.

That was painful to watch.
Aren´t they actors? I don´t see any reason why you would put actual restaurants that need help (because they are so bad) into a tv show. It´s the worst "advertisement" you can wish for. Also nobody would misbehave like that knowing there is a camera-team right next to him. It was entertaining but fake.

Ever heard of the marketing phrase that publicity is publicity? Doesn't matter if it's bad or good.

There's a similar show in the Netherlands and I can assure you it's real, since the chef actually visits and fixes it. I ate at a few restaurants a Dutch chef fixed.

And yes they did the dramatic cut thing but all TV shows do that; clever decoupage. It's 95% real.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-05-2013, 00:05:14
Spoiled wife and husband who doesn't know how to deal with the situation. Nice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-05-2013, 05:05:33
Spoiled wife and husband who doesn't know how to deal with the situation. Nice.

Well that kind of couple is overbreeding these days.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 16-05-2013, 08:05:10
I read a good insight into their restaurant about how it is essentially a money laundering business.


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fcf0e26acb2410f7e75f34763dc8d05/tumblr_mlzrgazVGo1rqmn6vo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-05-2013, 14:05:36
http://perfect-nature.com/the-17-most-amazing-tulip-photos/

(http://www.n0.se/f/n/df4cc_nbrofb4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-05-2013, 14:05:33
(http://i.imgur.com/fDqWC74.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-05-2013, 14:05:17
oh come on  ;D

turn that shit off my brain hurts   8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-05-2013, 14:05:21
i don't really get it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-05-2013, 15:05:46
Fox has/had Parkinson's, so when he'd try to switch the light on/off, you'd get...that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-05-2013, 16:05:59
ah ok :)
btw, finally watched the full episode of the kitchen nightmare stuff (i don't watch too much at a time cuz of internetcapacityproblems). Everyone is always saying "they", but actually i feel sorry for that guy. I think he knows what's wrong, and u often see he's scared of her raging. I wouldn't wanna be him
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 16-05-2013, 16:05:09
Samy is a bit more sane than his wife, but he´s still your stereotypical middle-eastern gangster who can only win discussions by yelling at people and acting like a tough guy. I really wondered how Ramsay was able to stay calm when Samy was shouting at him...

Anyway, another briliant TV show coming from Fox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZ79FXs-eI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZ79FXs-eI)
ARMY LIFE HOOOAH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-05-2013, 17:05:33
Anyway, another briliant TV show coming from Fox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZ79FXs-eI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZ79FXs-eI)
ARMY LIFE HOOOAH!

That's a comedy show, though.

Finnish YLE has made documentary-style TV series about the army, navy, marines, combat divers, peacekeepers, and special border jägers. Way more interesting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 16-05-2013, 22:05:36
IRL aimbot available at your nearest gun store. SRSLY.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/05/15/184223110/new-rifle-on-sale

"But does it hit moving targets"... well, what are aimbots for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55WsyTkpTCc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 16-05-2013, 22:05:04
I don't like it, killing people should be fun. Gods, I can see it now.... fat and lazy amateur murderers everywhere.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-05-2013, 22:05:36
The deers have requested a lawyer for this


Court action is gonna be taken
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-05-2013, 22:05:05
Helicopters and aimbots? That's not hunting...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-05-2013, 23:05:17
Because all the fun in hunting is letting your rifle ,which is probably smarter than you at that point as it can tell direction has wifi and decides when to shoot, take down your target itself... Bullshit...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 16-05-2013, 23:05:43
Prototype for replacing regular soldiers? No disobeyance or ethical worries any more. The bot will do the job :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-05-2013, 00:05:36
Nice. Let's stream our mas killing parties live now, so everyone can see..

And what's the fun in shooting something if the rifle actually does it for you ? no skill required whatsoever ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-05-2013, 01:05:32
i get your point, but i bet that's the same as what soldiers said when they had to give in melee weapons for musketlike stuff
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 17-05-2013, 01:05:56
  That looks really freaking cool.  I kinda want one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-05-2013, 05:05:48
"Positive ID on the target!"
"Releasing safety catch!"
"...oh no... wait! Abort abort abort!"
*aimbot decided to let go
*BOOM* headshot

"A CIA Double Agent Sniped Dead"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 17-05-2013, 06:05:50
(http://i.imgur.com/Fk1O108.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pu04guu.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 17-05-2013, 08:05:25
Now imagine a bug in the aimbot rifles software...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-05-2013, 11:05:38
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130517.html

(http://i.minus.com/iBOljeSAQN8os.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 17-05-2013, 15:05:21
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/8013/ywiwer.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-05-2013, 15:05:20
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/8013/ywiwer.jpg)
WHAT THE FUCK?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-05-2013, 15:05:19
One hell of a way to go.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-05-2013, 15:05:43
i get your point, but i bet that's the same as what soldiers said when they had to give in melee weapons for musketlike stuff

It's a hunting rifle. I assume it's for shooting deer, not humans. It's a sport, but this rifle is almost like cheating in a game.. Your opponent should at least get a fair chance to escape.

besides that, muskets where far from a superior weapon in their days. You'd be very lucky to hit someone at 100m, leave alone injure him enough so he could no longer fight. Bow and arrow where in many regards better then a musket, but the training of them took too long compared to  that of of a musketeer (3 years vs 3 weeks to become an adequate marksmen). Also arrows where much more difficult to manufacture then a bullet, and gunpowder factories where stationed all over Europe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-05-2013, 17:05:55
i get your point, but i bet that's the same as what soldiers said when they had to give in melee weapons for musketlike stuff

It's a hunting rifle. I assume it's for shooting deer, not humans. It's a sport, but this rifle is almost like cheating in a game.. Your opponent should at least get a fair chance to escape.

besides that, muskets where far from a superior weapon in their days. You'd be very lucky to hit someone at 100m, leave alone injure him enough so he could no longer fight. Bow and arrow where in many regards better then a musket, but the training of them took too long compared to  that of of a musketeer (3 years vs 3 weeks to become an adequate marksmen). Also arrows where much more difficult to manufacture then a bullet, and gunpowder factories where stationed all over Europe
I don't trust machines.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/Terminator-2-judgement-day.jpg/250px-Terminator-2-judgement-day.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2013, 00:05:54
"Expect Us" http://www.05-19-13.com/  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 18-05-2013, 00:05:20
"Expect Us" http://www.05-19-13.com/  :o

 ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 18-05-2013, 00:05:21
"Expect Us" http://www.05-19-13.com/  :o

 ???

I guess we wait another day or so and see!  ;)

"Wir Kommen!" http://youtu.be/xRSPLSdpzuU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 18-05-2013, 17:05:22
"Expect Us" http://www.05-19-13.com/  :o
Forced meme is forced. They tried to start this at th--- RULES 1 AND 2 OF TEH INTERWEBZ a couple of years ago, didn't catch fire as expected.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 18-05-2013, 20:05:22
besides that, muskets where far from a superior weapon in their days. You'd be very lucky to hit someone at 100m, leave alone injure him enough so he could no longer fight.

Thus why they all stood together to get a wall of lead effect.  Also any hit by a musket ball beyond a graze would effectively take you out of action.  Due to the very low velocity, it was more like getting punched than getting pierced.  Because of this, and the soft lead bellowing out as it impacted, the vibrations of it would shatter the bones in the area where it hit.  Soft lead bullets like musket balls were, in terms of damage to the body, a LOT more destructive than modern rifle rounds.

Long story short, being hit by a musket ball would be like someone hitting your arm with a mace, only the mace also goes through your arm.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-05-2013, 20:05:20
Worth also noting that musket balls were huge compared to modern bullets; e.g. the standard Swedish musket calibre was 20 mm.

Also muskets are really easy to use. It takes ages to train a longbowman, but you get the basics of musket operation in a day. 100 trained longbowmen could obliterate 100 musketeers, but when you lose them, that's GG no RE.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 18-05-2013, 20:05:41
Also, 100 trained longbow men could obliterate 100 musketeers, but 100 longbow men couldn't knock down a cavalryman (to separate from the myth, they have tested bodkin arrows on generic plate armour, and it could not actually penetrate it).  Muskets are one of the big reasons armies were ABLE to grow in size substantially.  You could now take peasants and give them a weapon that they could use completely fine with no real training or skill.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 19-05-2013, 02:05:38
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tDjnYLUZaKM/UMc_OYR09mI/AAAAAAAAWAk/kCYwd39y2zg/s1600/last-year-obama-said-he-was-50-this-year-he-sais-he-is-51-which-is-it-obama.jpg)
I bet he'll claim it's 52 next year
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-05-2013, 03:05:47
but 100 longbow men couldn't knock down a cavalryman (to separate from the myth, they have tested bodkin arrows on generic plate armour, and it could not actually penetrate it).
They wouldn't be completely ineffective though.  You'd kill and wound horses, some arrows would inevitably find joints and other pierceable locations, and even arrows that bounced off or didn't make it all the way through would be very annoying and demoralising.

Though even then, longbowmen need protection from things like polearms or stakes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 19-05-2013, 04:05:16
I bet he'll claim it's 52 next year

Or he'll claim he doesn't actually know how old he is, and only found out when the rest of us did.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 19-05-2013, 18:05:44
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aoErDXA_700b.jpg)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252879/7ecc4e57fc29e00e1cc9db5fa7c85c0e_width_600x.png)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252880/5894709d68b32ea2218ec576dcece675_width_600x.png)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252883/b80445f662f3e465cb9252791be8f3b6_width_600x.png)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252916/03bd3c9887b74d11455f660eb0c8bb25_width_600x.jpeg)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252888/f342876381a2a2479e7216ad2766b3ae_width_600x.png)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252918/facb4e0fdcf2b9d5def7c807076a4a3f_width_600x.png)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1252903/0326201056664ed0e32f8f3a6bd04a0a_width_600x.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-05-2013, 10:05:37
(http://pigroll.com/img/we_caught_the_old_ghoul.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-05-2013, 11:05:48
Also, 100 trained longbow men could obliterate 100 musketeers, but 100 longbow men couldn't knock down a cavalryman (to separate from the myth, they have tested bodkin arrows on generic plate armour, and it could not actually penetrate it).  Muskets are one of the big reasons armies were ABLE to grow in size substantially.  You could now take peasants and give them a weapon that they could use completely fine with no real training or skill.
Yep
the only thing you need to learn them was to reload that musket and stay in formation
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 20-05-2013, 15:05:42
http://www.adolfonline.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-05-2013, 17:05:42
Save the badger!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EllYgcWmcAY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 20-05-2013, 17:05:12
I must be high, was that Brian Blessed at the end? There's going to be a 10 hour version tomorrow, just you wait hahaha.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 20-05-2013, 18:05:55
I must be high, was that Brian Blessed at the end? There's going to be a 10 hour version tomorrow, just you wait hahaha.
It was Brian Blessed yes, and Brian May is playing the guitar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 20-05-2013, 20:05:16
http://youtu.be/LOzU9n_o7dU

Speedrun: Aliens in 60 seconds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 21-05-2013, 20:05:46
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/944/pp27481.png)
An attractive ad in the paper.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-05-2013, 21:05:42
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/531/352/858.png Slightly NSFW words. Hentai priceless dialogues...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 22-05-2013, 01:05:40
Hehehe.. ;D

(http://gifs.icanhasgif.com/12/2/funny-gifs-man-saves-car-train.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 22-05-2013, 05:05:23
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dead+people..+makes+me+laugh_d6185f_3985744.jpg
Wondrous...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 22-05-2013, 21:05:56
Hehehe.. ;D

(http://gifs.icanhasgif.com/12/2/funny-gifs-man-saves-car-train.gif)

Well done mate!

Loved the Obama pic ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 23-05-2013, 00:05:39
Random stuff...

http://www.emok.tv/videos/extrem-sinnfreies-video.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-05-2013, 00:05:30
Random stuff...

http://www.emok.tv/videos/extrem-sinnfreies-video.html
To expand on the lemon bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSJ1--kBZ4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 23-05-2013, 00:05:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CF2o5RDkq9A#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CF2o5RDkq9A#!)

What..the..fuck.. Ive just read about 300 comments on this vid and none is negative. Everyone sticks to their role, its awsome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-05-2013, 01:05:57
It is because negative comments are being deleted. Otherwise it would not be 3.000 comments but 20.000 comments.


How Animals Eat Their Food (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-05-2013, 04:05:14
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/05/model-ahmed/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-05-2013, 04:05:20
How much of that guy is natural? Overly photo-shopped, probably contact lenses because my own eyes aren't that bright.
He's got nothing on Omar though (remember him? deported from Saudi Arabia for being too sexy?).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 23-05-2013, 10:05:42
He is horribly ugly imo. That Omar looked genuinly handsome, you're right, Korsakov.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-05-2013, 12:05:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_7yPocGPg

Swedishness
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 23-05-2013, 13:05:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_7yPocGPg

Swedishness

In one of the comments:

"Det roliga med videon som många inte förstår är att krigsscenen i själva verkat är inspelad i Husby (http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-05-22/swedish-police-arrest-eight-as-husby-riots-spread-in-stockholm.html)."

;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-05-2013, 13:05:45
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/168200_544324495625456_843460785_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 23-05-2013, 17:05:14
http://io9.com/5945801/8-philosophical-questions-that-well-never-solve

BAM! Instant headache.

Warning. Do NOT click if you don't want to waste a few hours looking at people trying hard to disprove other people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-05-2013, 19:05:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbyBWtHN8T8
You haven't lived until you see this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 23-05-2013, 20:05:31
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/168200_544324495625456_843460785_n.jpg)

Who the hell actually sees the EU like that?  I sure as hell don't.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 23-05-2013, 20:05:19
All your favorite celebrity nerds talking about Return Of The Jedi (which turns 30 this year). Kevin Smith, Topher Grace, Eli Roth, Seth Green et al.

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/05/23/returning-to-jedi-kevin-smith-seth-green-chris-hardwick-video/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-05-2013, 22:05:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBFFZOVJz1I

chocolate
AMMO?

hahahahaha

BAN ASSAULT CHOCOLATE!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-05-2013, 22:05:13
Woooooow... I smiled with an open mouth from start to finish.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 23-05-2013, 22:05:18
That was great.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-05-2013, 23:05:04
(http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/1327419699.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-05-2013, 01:05:16
http://www.quickbulletin.com/mannequins-in-panama-city
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-05-2013, 10:05:09
Advert for a cellphone service provider from India

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLIXgW2-ag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLIXgW2-ag)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 24-05-2013, 11:05:36
Remembers me of the good old times (end of the 90s), when the TV was full of ads with annoying music. Anyone remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2tn4lH1WI

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 24-05-2013, 12:05:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBFFZOVJz1I

chocolate
AMMO?

hahahahaha

BAN ASSAULT CHOCOLATE!!!

I wonder what would be better: Swiss or Belgian?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 24-05-2013, 12:05:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBFFZOVJz1I

chocolate
AMMO?

hahahahaha

BAN ASSAULT CHOCOLATE!!!

I wonder what would be better: Swiss or Belgian?

The term "Gulaschkanone" suddenly gets a new meaning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_kitchen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 24-05-2013, 14:05:53
Remembers me of the good old times (end of the 90s), when the TV was full of ads with annoying music. Anyone remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2tn4lH1WI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYSqwy1rCr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYSqwy1rCr0)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/5/21/11/enhanced-buzz-30874-1369149193-12.jpg)

Edit::// And then there was Simone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkmGECTQfTM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkmGECTQfTM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 24-05-2013, 14:05:41
Short clip from the latest FDF field training:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLZGCePvpMM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 24-05-2013, 14:05:40
Remembers me of the good old times (end of the 90s), when the TV was full of ads with annoying music. Anyone remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2tn4lH1WI

Yes, I remember that one. Must have been late 90's or early 2000's (as well) though, otherwise I would not know it I think :P

Dukats stuff is too old for me already.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 24-05-2013, 18:05:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W1JO8S5yWA

Those growling sounds ;D

...and dialogues...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 24-05-2013, 18:05:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W1JO8S5yWA

Those growling sounds ;D

...and dialogues...

I suddenly feel older...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-05-2013, 18:05:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W1JO8S5yWA

Those growling sounds ;D

...and dialogues...
Hey look, it's HBO's version of Daario Naharis.

And now for something completely different; http://belarr.com/bakercat/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 24-05-2013, 19:05:34
The "lieutnant" guy at 2:40? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSqEX6ZJLHs I never watched Game of Thrones. I know you FH2 guys are really into that series though ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-05-2013, 19:05:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-h8CrIyyY

Game of Groans
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-05-2013, 03:05:51
Hitler's Kickstarter page
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/9/8/182698.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2013, 15:05:52
Najib amhali. A non religious dutch marrocan who is one of the finest comedians in the BeNeLux

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEXaguNae7A
In the beginning he says: Some people in afghanistan never even saw a Radio!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 25-05-2013, 20:05:32
Just to add, Theta does not speak for all of us. I think Najib sucks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-05-2013, 20:05:34
Just to add, Theta does not speak for all of us. I think Najib sucks.
and why?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 25-05-2013, 21:05:37
I liked his Russian airplane but most of his other stuff just feels (to be clear, to me) forced. Just not my taste.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-05-2013, 21:05:07
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/ccf95_rbwuiqv.gif)

I feel sorry for that poor guy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-05-2013, 06:05:51
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22560833

Article title: "The German stereotypes that turn out to be myths"

British-German rivalry is so cute. This is the second time of this month BBC has run series of articles on German jokes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-05-2013, 07:05:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYzX3YZoMrs
Why the whole banking system is a scam - Godfrey Bloom

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6cf75968cc22acfa637e1a831e83b0b/tumblr_mndnyg5tCg1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 26-05-2013, 11:05:25
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aARngpd_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 26-05-2013, 13:05:41
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206545-1/Posing-with-tiger-scared-slips.gif?)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 26-05-2013, 17:05:21
(http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/d7/c4/d7c41639b31811f8/0/1078263.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-05-2013, 17:05:11
I don't get it but I liked it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 26-05-2013, 23:05:20
I think it parodies the medias that make shit like the royal wedding be the most important thing of the century while real news like the higgs boson discovery go ignored.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-05-2013, 01:05:58
视频来啦!人类已经无法阻止他骑摩托车了!  http://youtu.be/IJmW_Gihwcs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 28-05-2013, 02:05:56
Damn that was funny, thanks for posting, made my night better after too much studying :)
and about the vid: its understandable if you know how easily you get a driverslicence in Asia and Africa...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-05-2013, 14:05:07
Reporter frightened by BIG COCK! http://youtu.be/jMnkIsBN3ZM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-05-2013, 16:05:18
Meanwhile In Japan http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1547383/meanwhile-in-japan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-05-2013, 17:05:59
Damn that was funny, thanks for posting, made my night better after too much studying :)
and about the vid: its understandable if you know how easily you get a driverslicence in Asia and Africa...

In Indonesia, you can get that in one full day. Then you can even take a 200+ mph Enzo Ferrari or Pagani Huayra to highways. No wonder our automotive industry is shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-05-2013, 17:05:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qTl1asCDOgs

Now thats one swaggy parrot
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 28-05-2013, 18:05:07
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/pig-canon-02.jpg?w=500&h=6757)
Russians get a pig wine-drunk and shoot it out of a cannon, now that's Russian science and engineering in action
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-05-2013, 18:05:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38

This is to all my finnish friends out there.

And to anyone else who needs to learn some basic motor-skills.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-05-2013, 18:05:54
That russian pig is pretty cute
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 28-05-2013, 22:05:05
http://www.galactic-cafe.com/kanye/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-05-2013, 03:05:58
http://youtu.be/a-CnWwbeetE

Could drink to that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 29-05-2013, 09:05:29
Finnally, it has been confirmed. Violent video games cause violence, because of heat!

http://kotaku.com/you-wont-believe-this-violent-video-game-theory-508848406
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 29-05-2013, 10:05:57
(http://i.qkme.me/3ulwwu.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 29-05-2013, 10:05:06
http://youtu.be/a-CnWwbeetE

Could drink to that.
First I didn't read the title, but I'd recognize that voice anywhere.

Leningrad are awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p99yl-a_ep4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-05-2013, 20:05:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 29-05-2013, 23:05:53
Badasses of WWII. Can you name them all?

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?search=1&tag=WWII
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 30-05-2013, 00:05:37
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/built.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-05-2013, 13:05:45
Brrrrrrrm brmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brmmmmmmm doh! http://youtu.be/zfNq8uPIQ1k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-05-2013, 18:05:39
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2605xj6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 30-05-2013, 18:05:38
(http://kutips.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cat-pictures-with-funny-captions-to-colour_thumb.jpg)

(http://funnymeister.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/a-funny-captions-1-captions-are-the-cheese-of-the-photo-world-25-photos-62a8ae24-sz500x307.jpg)

(http://www.cyberstuf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-captions-farts.jpg)

(http://rats-funnybone.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Calvin-and-Hobbes-Funny-Caption-This-Contest-Fan-Submission.jpg)

(http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/03/funny-captions-28-cooked.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 30-05-2013, 20:05:54
Tired of boring or cheesy army ads?

Check out the Gabonese Army Engineer Corps TV commercial! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MvFmuWd_NQw) :D

Thats nearly as fun as the ukranian :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-05-2013, 22:05:15
(http://img.humo.be/q100/w700/h/img_205/205160.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-05-2013, 00:05:33
Probably a repost but this one always gets me:

(http://i.imgur.com/BteaWFQ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 31-05-2013, 12:05:19
ALLAH AKBAR !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnlpQRo0sxo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-05-2013, 13:05:32
Putin delivers latest Mig-29 to Syria.

Therefor...

(http://www.yalibnan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/putin-assad-cartoon.jpg)

(http://www.nationalmemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/putin-syria.jpg)

(http://cartoons.arte.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/HajjajPutinAssad.jpg)

(http://arshama3.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/kham-putin-va-assad.jpg)

(http://danzigercartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/danzcolor5080.jpg)

(http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/609/93606821-assad-and-putin.jpg)

(http://www.forumdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/assad-putin2.jpg)

(http://www.yalibnan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cartoon-assad-putin-300x240.png)

(http://inmoscowsshadows.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/putin-assad_theeconomist.jpg)

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37749455.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 31-05-2013, 15:05:55
I always find it funny at how all Europeans view Assad as worse than the rebels. Wait until the rebels take over, they will thank you by bombing a few of your cities and kill every single Christian, Atheist or non-Muslim who stays in their country. Assad was a tyrant, sure, but he was the only thing suppressing the extremists in Syria, when he is gone, you will all regret having a terrorist training ground nearby. There are no good guys there, just nutballs, I will support the nutball that can at least be bribed over the nutball who is a religious dickwad who want the west destroyed. I have talked to a couple of people from Syria and anyone who isn't an extremist tends to support him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-05-2013, 17:05:57
Yeah, people are so clueless when it's obvious that this "Free Syrian army" is just a bunch of terrorists.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-05-2013, 17:05:19
i always find it funny how americans think all europeans think on the same page
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 31-05-2013, 17:05:15
I agree.

Assad may not be a saint, he's still better then those no good terrorists of the FSA ..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-05-2013, 17:05:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUvcdKGD-FM

Tulen keskellä - Maavoimien vaikuttamisharjoitus 2013 / Shrieking shrapnel - Finnish field artillery

Posted?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 31-05-2013, 23:05:02
Irish lad knocks himself out after upside down pint in Amsterdam  http://youtu.be/WUE7nGPfaa4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 01-06-2013, 01:06:19
;D You post the best stuff in here by far Cymro, keep going!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-06-2013, 18:06:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuCmH4UDR64
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 01-06-2013, 18:06:28
That was amazing  ;D! The funniest I've seen in a while.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-06-2013, 19:06:18
I like bears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GPuQ01FpQM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 12:06:32
Yesterday i got myself an awesome book of this swiss army during WW1-WW2-Cold war
I found something epic
so i made this

(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5356/swissr.png)


I took the quote tough from a site

to lazy to write it all down
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 02-06-2013, 13:06:16
Yesterday i got myself an awesome book of this swiss army during WW1-WW2-Cold war
I found something epic
so i made this

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5356/swissr.png


I took the quote tough from a site


to lazy to write it all down

I somehow can imagine, an attack on switzerland would have ended in a kind of second finland. An expected easy win would have ended in disaster ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-06-2013, 13:06:51
yeah, the tall mountains of Switzerland would have been a nightmare. I guess the italian front of WW1 would have been a good indication of what a war against Switzerland would have been.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 13:06:46
Switzerland would have been impossible to invade by germany. When operation tannebaum was prepared,  General Franz Halder calculated that they needed 24 German and 29 Italian devisions to have a moderatly chance of succes. In either way, casualties would be extremely high

Switzerland could only be accesed by several passes wich were extremely well defended. Tanks would be useless because the roads were rigged with dynamite wich would be blown in the event of an invasion. This dynamite was such placed that the roads would be very jagged, preventing any transport on them. Swiss bunkers had rapid fire artillery wich was dual purpose, machine gun nests, and trenches. Behind this were special artillery units wich sole job was to supress enemy artillery. However the terrain would prevent the usage of heavy equipment anyway.
These were all protected by a very dense air defense system, with rapid fire 34mm Oerlikon cannons (80% of all allied/axis planes shot down over switzerland were done so by this AA gun) and 75mm AA guns wich had very accurate shells wich could be very quickly programmed to burst on the desired height

Then take the regular swiss army itself. 750 000 men wich were trained even better then the germans, armed with fast firing schmidt rubins and K31's(Mostly K31's by 1942). Aswel as sufficient quantities of LMG's and HMG"s


Should these lines be breached, everyone would fall back to to the middle of the country. Wich is gaint fortress with huge food supplies. Historians have claimed that Hitler just had to surround this fortress and starve the swiss to death. But all of germanies objectives were in this fortress. Gold, heavy industry, banks...you name it

yeah, the tall mountains of Switzerland would have been a nightmare. I guess the italian front of WW1 would have been a good indication of what a war against Switzerland would have been.
ooh yeah.

Not to mention the swiss had ways to cause avalanches and use these against their enemies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 02-06-2013, 14:06:54
(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/7a/28/7a285fce535ac96b/0/1086649.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 02-06-2013, 15:06:31
I'm eagerly waiting for flippy to check this thread now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 02-06-2013, 15:06:08
He will be delighted  ;D .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 02-06-2013, 15:06:26
I will make a sig out of this later today.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 02-06-2013, 19:06:27
Girls and Tanks!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl4AXwJYEEk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 02-06-2013, 19:06:12
Sorry to burst your bubbles guys, but seen that one before.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 19:06:15
Girls and Tanks!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl4AXwJYEEk
old but funny none the less

COuldnt watch this one tough
but strike witches was epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-06-2013, 20:06:14
Girls and Tanks!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl4AXwJYEEk
Dafuq did I just see? What were they taking?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 21:06:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmVDMLkb9Y


Shermans and tigers fighting together?
BLASPHEMY  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-06-2013, 22:06:27
The only logical thing for the Allies and Germans to do as in 1943 giant alien spiders attacked. After losing the Tirpitz to an alien attack-ship I think however things got pretty desparate anyways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 22:06:58
This series is actually not all that bad. Unlike most japanese animes, this one has a story wich actually makes sense

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 02-06-2013, 22:06:59
This series is actually not all that bad. Unlike most japanese animes, this one has a story wich actually makes sense
For real, Theta? It's girls flying around with shit to their legs dual wielding MG42's. They could've made flying nukes but no they gave that special gear to sexy girls.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 22:06:16
This series is actually not all that bad. Unlike most japanese animes, this one has a story wich actually makes sense
For real, Theta? It's girls flying around with shit to their legs dual wielding MG42's. They could've made flying nukes but no they gave that special gear to sexy girls.
Dont forget zhe MAGIC

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

(i was trolling)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 02-06-2013, 22:06:41
That's the thing about you, you never know if he's serious. That's both good and bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 02-06-2013, 22:06:14
Girls and Tanks!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl4AXwJYEEk


I'd kill for a Matilda or a Churchill that can match a Pz IV in speed!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 02-06-2013, 22:06:20
Anyway, they did outstanding models for this. I like-
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 22:06:21
they sure did there research. These are the same guys who did strike witches. They modelled everything after real WW2 aircraft, weapons and aces. Altough it is still wacky, its historical accurate wacky  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-06-2013, 23:06:29
It´s not historical accurate at all... sure they come with things like "Oh, that track got often lost on this tank". But then I doubt in ww2 the average hit ratio of tank guns hitting something was at about 5% like in this video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2013, 23:06:02
minus that

I mean

it cant be that hard to hit gigantic spider robots.......
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 03-06-2013, 00:06:05
Cat sending a fax:
 (http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/xd/5lo/ykl5/223419/1224271701.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 03-06-2013, 14:06:19
Thanks for the Strike Witches/Girls Und Panzer links. Someone decides to mix 2 of my favorite things (anime honeys and WWII tanks) and I miss it... Looks like something I might enjoy. Especially since it reminds me of my favorite game Valkyria Chronicles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bceYkhQjxGY

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-06-2013, 15:06:08
(http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/ART/2013/04/content/1365791924_2.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 03-06-2013, 16:06:33
That's the most intense gif I've seen!

(http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/ART/2013/04/content/1365793110_19.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 03-06-2013, 22:06:47
Girls and Tanks!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl4AXwJYEEk
The "informational video" is even more hilarious. Study of Panzerfahren makes a woman a better mother, wife, and careerwoman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyl4UwXxTWc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: xShadow on 04-06-2013, 09:06:01
These 2 videos... I just can't stop laughing! If whoever made these is reading this post, please make more!  ;D Probably the most absurd videos I have ever laughed at.

Farming Simulator Mad Skill | No Plow | 360 Crop Rotation |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAMDg7IVWs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 04-06-2013, 11:06:41
The Weirdest and Fiercest Helmets from the Age of Armored Combat (http://io9.com/the-weirdest-and-fiercest-helmets-from-the-age-of-armor-510686611).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 04-06-2013, 14:06:18
In the news..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-liberace-cancer-cunnilingus

http://rt.com/usa/indiana-shooting-law-state-591/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 04-06-2013, 19:06:16
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/seems-legit-7.jpg?w=500&h=667)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/seems-legit-10.jpg?w=500&h=666)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/seems-legit-11.jpg?w=500&h=669)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/seems-legit-20.jpg?w=500&h=285)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/seems-legit-21.jpg?w=500&h=526)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=k-2V9vni-iw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-06-2013, 23:06:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nddh4YTNE

This guy is fucking awesome! \m/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-06-2013, 05:06:38
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/0/8/183808.jpg?v=1)

At first, I thought "What? There's no way every president except Van Buren was related to King John." Then, I noticed the source was from the Daily Mail. Classic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-06-2013, 09:06:34
Uninted States... yes.

How about Barrack Obama, the Kenyan-French guy? How about Kennedy the Irish Roman Catholic? How about... oh forget that George Washington was actually Irish too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 05-06-2013, 11:06:42
Shogun 2 review....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jn7SSBiFoE

WOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bzej-2F9BQ

Farm simulator 2013.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei4PF5r4a0

Civ 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkKDs02AyUQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-06-2013, 15:06:56
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/if-you-watch-these-movies-backwards-7.jpg?w=500&h=357)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/if-you-watch-these-movies-backwards-23.jpg?w=500&h=374)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 06-06-2013, 16:06:18
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-1288571535250.html (use google translate)

"Flaming squirrel ignited a wild fire in Kouvola."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 06-06-2013, 18:06:34
An interesting picture on American dialects (don't know how accurate it is):
(http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/eb/ed/ebeda2227fa0acde/0/1088127.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 06-06-2013, 19:06:57
...which is why American schools should teach Standard English and Received Pronounciation like the rest of the world's schools do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 06-06-2013, 19:06:26
Why? Who gives two flying shits how exactly the words are pronounced?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 06-06-2013, 19:06:56
It's very important how words are pronounced, because over time those different dialects will evolve into their own languages. Maybe even more so in this age, considering technology.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-06-2013, 19:06:30
"Y'all" Made me laugh  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-06-2013, 19:06:12
Miscommunication might occur in verbal communication, because what sounds like kettle in some area, could be heard as cattle in others.

Contextual understanding in narrowing down terms won't help much.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 06-06-2013, 19:06:59
It's very important how words are pronounced, because over time those different dialects will evolve into their own languages. Maybe even more so in this age, considering technology.

Why would technolgy make it more likely? Languages distingiush due to isolation, which is less likely in the times of internet. And it's not like a language is a static construct that needs protecting at all costs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 06-06-2013, 19:06:13
What´s so bad about it? I actually find the interesting thing about the English language is how you can hear very well where the persons are from and even what education they have. Especially englishmen have so many different ways to speak: From the awful Cockney English to the well sounding Oxford English.

I personally haven´t learned the difference between American English and British English. So I´m somehow aware that there is a difference between the languages, like lorry/truck, lift/elevator, french fries/chips, refrigerator/freezer, colo(u)r and so on but I really just throw those words around and don´t keep to one style. So this is the only thing I can think of as annoying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 06-06-2013, 20:06:04
Let's all just learn esperanto.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 06-06-2013, 22:06:27
(http://imageshack.us/a/img40/2901/1239989519787.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-06-2013, 22:06:12
wat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 06-06-2013, 22:06:55
anorexic family guy peter griffin losing his shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 06-06-2013, 22:06:51
Wow, I found the only two people on the internet who never played Metal Gear Solid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 06-06-2013, 22:06:28
Wow, I found the only two people on the internet who never played Metal Gear Solid.

3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 06-06-2013, 22:06:45
what is metal gear solid?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 06-06-2013, 23:06:50
Wow, I found the only two people on the internet who never played Metal Gear Solid.

3
4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-06-2013, 23:06:38
Wow, I found the only two people on the internet who never played Metal Gear Solid.

Haven't played it, but seen enough parodies to know what's what. That's irrelevant, though. The comic just isn't funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 06-06-2013, 23:06:33
Pfft. This place needs some education on 90s video games.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 06-06-2013, 23:06:10
yeah, bring back the airsoft.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 06-06-2013, 23:06:31
I propose a new rule for this thread: no one is allowed to bitch until they post something funny first.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-06-2013, 23:06:13
Pfft. This place needs some education on 90s video games.

Chilly up there on your high horse?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 06-06-2013, 23:06:52
A cardboard box, huh. Just like Zanzibar.

And the comic is just stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 07-06-2013, 00:06:35
If I was going to be arrogant about something it would be something cooler than being a boring old fuck.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-06-2013, 00:06:14
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/040223.gif)
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050131.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 07-06-2013, 00:06:20
It's very important how words are pronounced, because over time those different dialects will evolve into their own languages. Maybe even more so in this age, considering technology.

No.....Maybe the exact opposite of what you just said would apply however.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 07-06-2013, 00:06:23
If I was going to be arrogant about something it would be something cooler than being a boring old fuck.

According to the Age Pyramid thread, the majority of this forum's users are older than you, but whatever.

These MGS parodies are at least amusing even though they're also incredibly stupid and juvenile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrPuCnNbv8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXX5drqRD9s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 07-06-2013, 00:06:24
(http://cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/dino.jpg)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/rob-schneidar-42.jpg?w=500&h=160)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 07-06-2013, 01:06:33
CRAB BATTLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 07-06-2013, 01:06:57
Crane Climb! meh :-\ http://youtu.be/2Fs0hkdJzk8

Russian Roulette with Eggs!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g78QygYXRis
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2013, 01:06:07
Why? Who gives two flying shits how exactly the words are pronounced?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistics
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-06-2013, 01:06:28
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6617410/jurassic-park-characters-awful-realization
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 07-06-2013, 02:06:30
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/040223.gif)
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050131.gif)

Eating the furries? I've never found about that method to get rid of them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-06-2013, 02:06:49
Eating the furries? I've never found about that method to get rid of them.

Many of them would like it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2013, 02:06:20
Eating the furries? I've never found about that method to get rid of them.

Many of them would like it.

Not all.  But a distinct few.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-06-2013, 03:06:56
It may be worth it to point out that while not all furries dream of being eaten (to a greater or lesser extent) not all people who dream of being eaten are furries (to a greater or lesser extent).

It should also be pointed out that I love the term 'to a greater or lesser extent'.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-06-2013, 03:06:56
I love clever people. Like these people!

http://mentalfloss.com/article/50799/ruse-war-6-sneaky-brilliant-strategies

Also, wir bedauern.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/law-change-kills-germans-longest-word
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2013, 04:06:27
It may be worth it to point out that while not all furries dream of being eaten (to a greater or lesser extent) not all people who dream of being eaten are furries (to a greater or lesser extent).

It should also be pointed out that I love the term 'to a greater or lesser extent'.

Quite true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 07-06-2013, 05:06:53
I've flipped through the past 20 pages of this thread and have not laughed. CURE ME!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2013, 06:06:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 07-06-2013, 09:06:54
^ I have always loved that. LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-06-2013, 10:06:50
I've flipped through the past 20 pages of this thread and have not laughed. CURE ME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJVpL6L7Zeo - How to sing like your favorite artists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSR3h1wUoS8 - Jon Lajoie kickstarter
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 07-06-2013, 11:06:55
Re being eaten, I always thought that vore and furry were separate fetishes (and furries were separate from catgirls, for that matter).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 07-06-2013, 14:06:32
Not funny but... interesting animation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLSsAuibuQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 07-06-2013, 14:06:13
did anyone find the soundtrack on the web? I tried but to no avail.

the soundtrack to "Paths of hate" which plays in the end.


https://soundcloud.com/genetix-sound-studio/paths-of-hate

nevermind  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 07-06-2013, 14:06:05
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/daily-morning-awesomeness-312.jpg?w=500&h=1503)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 07-06-2013, 19:06:30
Re being eaten, I always thought that vore and furry were separate fetishes (and furries were separate from catgirls, for that matter).

Seperate, but the two can and do mix for some.  As for catgirls, they are sorta a joke in the furry world, as are bronies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-06-2013, 20:06:44
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/daily-morning-awesomeness-312.jpg?w=500&h=1503)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA /THREAD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 07-06-2013, 23:06:36
That one is so good Born2 ;D ;D


Haha ;D

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uj7wAAvL1qkym6mo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 08-06-2013, 00:06:52
http://o.canada.com/2013/06/06/spain-builds-submarine-70-tons-too-heavy/
Quote
.. someone apparently put a decimal point in the wrong place.
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 08-06-2013, 00:06:12

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uj7wAAvL1qkym6mo1_500.jpg)

The Web Browser one is wrong. Should be Netscape not IE.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-06-2013, 01:06:43
(http://www.toonhole.com/comics/2013-06-05-executionday.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-06-2013, 06:06:22
thanks

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/best-photos-of-week-thechive-29.jpg?w=500&h=833)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/best-photos-of-week-thechive-57.jpg?w=500&h=367)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-06-2013, 22:06:44
"Homemade Lightsaber" Shit!  :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToRjKyFowMI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-06-2013, 01:06:37
"Homemade Lightsaber" Shit!  :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToRjKyFowMI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=HVFHUa44nt4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=HVFHUa44nt4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 09-06-2013, 01:06:37
"Homemade Lightsaber" Shit!  :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToRjKyFowMI

This is so funny hahaha ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-06-2013, 01:06:15
:D Not  too far away now! http://youtu.be/2OTHjSG61SI?t=5m56s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 09-06-2013, 17:06:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkC60oVH8-k

How to kiss a woman.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-06-2013, 21:06:41
Floodings in germany: Time to do the lawn.
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-504814-galleryV9-kpko.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 09-06-2013, 22:06:19
Floodings in germany: Time to do the lawn.
http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-504814-galleryV9-kpko.jpg

Better to do this, before the water comes to your garden. Would be much more complicated to do this 2-3 m below the water surface...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-06-2013, 23:06:04
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/140-nicely-said-9acfc4e5-sz554x595-animate.jpg?w=500&h=537)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/funny-random-signs-9.jpg?w=500&h=531)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-06-2013, 12:06:27
Jesse Cox vs Finnish Candy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-216SPPVkm4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-06-2013, 12:06:43
Jesse Cox vs Finnish Candy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-216SPPVkm4)

Best laugh I had in days, since Brian Blessed's appearance on HIGNFY was deleted from youtube, it's all been so dull.

Thank you!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 10-06-2013, 13:06:14
That not even the first time the Finns have poisoned him in the podcast ;D

Here's the first "event" with interesting Hodor and Kim Kardashian anecdotes as bonus:
http://youtu.be/BZazsebiv78?t=9m4s

(Jesse dies around 11 minute mark)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-06-2013, 00:06:43
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/the-dar-382.jpg?w=500&h=666)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/so-well-played-17.jpg?w=500&h=669)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/so-well-played-22.jpg?w=500&h=376)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nailed-it-3.jpg?w=500&h=375)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nailed-it-4.jpg?w=500&h=375)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nailed-it-15.jpg?w=500&h=669)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nailed-it-19.jpg?w=500&h=667)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/funny-fake-science-0.jpg?w=500&h=408)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/funny-fake-science-11.jpg?w=500&h=648)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/funny-fake-science-14.jpg?w=500&h=648)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 11-06-2013, 14:06:03
(http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/ca/cb/cacb1f0a983977db/0/920223.jpg)
(http://dolan.naurunappula.com/screen/29/47/2947ca2902b5341b/0/681547.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-06-2013, 20:06:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7yCO9_h_E

I reckon we take a Crack at it!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-06-2013, 01:06:21
Damn kalkalash, that was awesome! There's more of that stuff?

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/good-point-good-man-21.jpg?w=500&h=750)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-06-2013, 11:06:07
Found this cool little tool that lets you approximate the vision of a dog:

Dog Vision (http://dog-vision.com/tool.php)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 12-06-2013, 19:06:49
Shit, that's blurry. No wonder my dog always hits the fence during walks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 12-06-2013, 21:06:53
What do cats see. They got Infra Red laser eyes?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-06-2013, 21:06:05
Quote
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-06-2013, 22:06:26
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Religion/ZombieJesus_zpsda553248.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 12-06-2013, 22:06:37
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Religion/ZombieJesus_zpsda553248.jpg)
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/4/5/11/enhanced-buzz-4883-1333641173-17.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-06-2013, 23:06:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kWSIFh8ICaA

and meanwhile at Microsoft's public relations department

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O5zGkqAWsWE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-06-2013, 23:06:36
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Religion/ZombieJesus_zpsda553248.jpg)
Jesus didn't exist? How do they know that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-06-2013, 23:06:16
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/orphia/Religion/ZombieJesus_zpsda553248.jpg)
Jesus didn't exist? How do they know that?

If he existed then not in the form presented in the bible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 13-06-2013, 01:06:35
How What is it like to be black? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix4movUV_v4)  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-06-2013, 02:06:12
(http://i.imgur.com/Pu2JGAS.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/gSEHnC4.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/L2Pk6Kh.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/J5ZIJ1Q.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/jMJdoHf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/6xMBb9b.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/q3VHk34.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-06-2013, 17:06:51
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/0/hza/mf9/29214/1231341459.jpg)

Everything is bigger in 'Murica.

Except the mosquitoes, for that "monster" looks like a typical Finnish bloodsucker :x
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-06-2013, 21:06:11
Meanwhile at the Mexican mayor-elections
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/06/13/kat1.jpg?maxheight=416&maxwidth=568)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-06-2013, 22:06:10
got my vote
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 14-06-2013, 00:06:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LF1p8aMoOE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-06-2013, 04:06:05
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003283_669196069764228_921419966_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 14-06-2013, 06:06:38
^Having a hard time believe that's fake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 14-06-2013, 16:06:55
Girls dancing on a beach and..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWJWrpAOfCI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 14-06-2013, 19:06:53
(http://pandyland.net/comics/2012-11-22-snails.png)
(http://pandyland.net/comics/2012-11-25-polar-bear.png)
(http://pandyland.net/comics/2012-07-22-instasham.png)
(http://pandyland.net/comics/2011-07-17-life-is-funny-sometimes.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 14-06-2013, 20:06:27
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/0/hza/mf9/29214/1231341459.jpg)

Everything is bigger in 'Murica.

Except the mosquitoes, for that "monster" looks like a typical Finnish bloodsucker :x
I would not be too  sure about that. The gallinipper is worse, I think  :o . Those bastards are large enough to be knifed! http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/18/e2/1362895485_1316_6.jpg?itok=oiOf89ss
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-06-2013, 23:06:22
win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u3ctz3RTI-o&noredirect=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 14-06-2013, 23:06:55
(http://www.jeremymorgan.com/funny/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/funny-stuff-memes-15.jpg)

(http://files.sharenator.com/shit_Funny_Stuff_Cats-s550x425-50026-580.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/9e/f2/f4/9ef2f4cdd0c9c16e9e05a8a9aafe37dd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-06-2013, 19:06:33
(http://www.consol.at/uploads/RTEmagicC_XboxOne_Meme7.jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-06-2013, 21:06:02
http://todayilearned.co.uk/2013/06/13/classical-sculptures-dressed-as-hipsters-look-contemporary-and-totally-badass/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-06-2013, 16:06:19
http://www.p4rgaming.com/microsoft-confirms-xbox-one-will-only-work-in-21-states-in-the-us-at-launch/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 16-06-2013, 20:06:17
(http://venturebeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/xbox-one-seven.gif?w=420)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 16-06-2013, 21:06:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLOXUGmRKI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-06-2013, 22:06:56
Quote
“If you live in one of the states that unfortunately will not receive Xbox One support at launch, here are a few suggestions on what you can do,” said the representative, “You can relocate to a state that has Xbox One support, you can purchase an Xbox 360 which has no location restrictions, or you can wait patiently until support arrives at your state by 2015 or later.”

HAHAHAHAHA.
This is the most stupid policy ever. They are basicly giving their market share away for free.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 16-06-2013, 22:06:44
You do realise that this is satirical?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-06-2013, 22:06:23
That was pure gold, Lainer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 17-06-2013, 00:06:52
Not that I care about consoles, but what did Microsoft smoke? It's like Sony payed them to do this. Didn't expect that there is that much stupidity in that branch. I seriously wonder who is going to buy this thing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 17-06-2013, 01:06:58
A lot of people who are not aware of all this and just buy it becasue "herp derp new xbox"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 17-06-2013, 03:06:47
Despite running off DDR3 ram and having a greedy pig for an OS coupled with the fact that the GPU is a pile of shit compared to the PS4 it still made a really nice showing at E3...MMmmmmmmm those graphics!
(http://www.custompcreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/e3-microsoft-xbox-one-demo-running-windows-pc-454x588.jpg)

Oooopps......
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Post by: LHeureux on 17-06-2013, 05:06:25
(http://i.imgur.com/su8dIkR.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 17-06-2013, 08:06:21
I wonder why no one is upset that they snuck in their fee for online gaming with the PS4.
I'm sooo happy to belong to the gaming master race.  :P ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-06-2013, 09:06:24
If someone decides to give me such a Xbox One, or a PS4 for that matter, in this very week, I'm afraid I'll have to grind it down to dust and have it cast into a cannon ball.


I'm sticking with the Lannisters. What about you?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 17-06-2013, 09:06:37
Heavy Rain and Gran Turismo 5 were the only reasons to buy a PS3. I did not. Same will be for PS4 with GT6 and whatever Sequel Heavy Rain will get.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 17-06-2013, 09:06:03
Heavy Rain and Gran Turismo 5 were the only reasons to buy a PS3. I did not. Same will be for PS4 with GT6 and whatever Sequel Heavy Rain will get.

Don't forget MGSV. I'm super-excited for that.

Still not going to buy a PS4 though. Or an Xbox, whether it's ONE or 360.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-06-2013, 10:06:33
You'll have many racing simulators if you stick with the House of Lannisters (damn, just started with season 1).

GT is just novelty.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 17-06-2013, 10:06:35
This thread gets even better when you know that Lainer is an avid PS3 player  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 17-06-2013, 10:06:21
Why novelty? I own the first four Gran Turismo. The first one was for PS1 and is really old now. I always enjoyed them even with one or two things I always disliked ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-06-2013, 11:06:11
I also played GT1 up to GT2, and didn't own PS2 or even PS3. I was once considering PS3 just because of GT5 that damn beautiful graphics.

Anyway, Lainer buys anything. If there is new "soda can holder" mount for Picatinny rail, heck, he'll buy it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-06-2013, 13:06:19
Heavy Rain and Gran Turismo 5 were the only reasons to buy a PS3. I did not. Same will be for PS4 with GT6 and whatever Sequel Heavy Rain will get.

I also really like the Uncharted games.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-06-2013, 14:06:43
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0ALb9_460sa.gif)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBKRzN1_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/apqEdWp_460sa.gif)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aNerEV4_460s_v1.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2Nz6vY_460sa.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-06-2013, 14:06:36
(http://i.imgur.com/LIKcq.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-06-2013, 15:06:33
Loved the last 2, Turkish :)

(http://jp2.r0tt.com/l_d74be0b0-a1c1-11e1-a1d0-cf93ebc00002.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtnyOlX-uQkL70iLmExOYAAGYzZays-Tp5T0ycv5DXmKSKvOlk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-06-2013, 15:06:13
And that's why you love cats.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 17-06-2013, 15:06:48
Cats feed themselves if you're gone (unless it's an apartment cat).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-06-2013, 15:06:29
They also dont take a massive shit in the middle of the garden like a dog, they bury it nicely somewhere where you will never step in it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-06-2013, 15:06:37
Cats better than dogs. They are cleaner, and they dont do stupid shit. /discussion
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-06-2013, 16:06:53
Lets see how your smart cat defends you better than a Rottweiler or a Pitbull , or how it will try to find food for you and help you hunt like a Beagle or Pointer. Cats are not even good friends most of the times. dogs are actually usefull.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-06-2013, 16:06:30
Lets see how your smart cat defends you better than a Rottweiler or a Pitbull , or how it will try to find food for you and help you hunt like a Beagle or Pointer. Cats are not even good friends most of the times. dogs are actually usefull.

Sure, lets see how your Rottweiler or Pitbull protects you from that nasty toddler by ripping him appart for no clear reason.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 17-06-2013, 16:06:56
Had both, loved both but dogs > cats.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-06-2013, 16:06:05
Im not really a rambo, nor I believe a zombie apocalypse is coming. So I prefer cats. Cats are cute.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-06-2013, 16:06:04
Cats better than dogs. They are cleaner, and they dont do stupid shit. /discussion
that's bullshit IMO. Which one you like more is personal opinion, but saying cats are better for these reasons is...
Cleaner: Depends on what you call clean, with a cat, you have to clean the litterbox every day, while you can teach your dog also to use only certain parts of the garden as poo-area. So then it's even easier than a cat since you will never have to clean anything up.
And about doing stupid shit: past week, 3 of our cats fell down the waterpitt... We lost 2 because i came to late, i only heard there was something wrong because i was going to our chicken to get an egg, and then i heard 1 cat panicking, i went there and fished out 1 swimming cat who was undercooled and 2 dead bodies... That one cat was fucking lucky we have chicken or i might have never even found their bodies... Perfect event in mid exams  :'(  I still see their cute faces staring at me when they were alive and i still feel the cold wet and sticky bodies in my hand when they were dead, and their mother crying next to the bodies after she tried to pull them to her nest and noticed they didn't react in any way :'(. I never heard an animalcry that sounded that sad. It just went straight trough my bones and my flesh, right into my soul.
Anyway, both species do stupid stuff.

I have both, 1 dog and a dzillion of cats. And i personally like the dog more. It gives much more value as company and indeed defends you. We had our house marked by gypsie-gangs with "guard dog" after our dog barked once in the mid of the night, and when they broke in the house next to us, our dog barked and we never got an intruder. Also easy to take with you if someone uses the doorbell. In present days in Belgium, criminals at the door isn't rare anymore (mostly due to immigrants, but u can't say that or you're racist). With a dog you're safe, a cat doesn't do all that. On the other hand, a dog NEEDS attention since it's a pack animal, so even if you don't have time, you will have to give your dog attention, while a cat doesn't mind very much if it gets less attention for some days, as long as it gets it food and its litterbox cleaned. You do have cats that really like getting attention, but they aren't like dogs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-06-2013, 17:06:27
I much prefer cats.  But arguing which animal is "better" is retarded.

 I think it's really more a difference of personality, most introverts seem to prefer cats, most extroverts seem to prefer dogs.  I prefer cats, they do their thing all day, I do mine, and then in the evening we watch the telly together and snuggle. I've had a dog before, who I still loved, but I simply get along better with cats.  I volunteer at a cat shelter and enjoy it a lot, but I would hate to volunteer at a dog shelter.  I like dogs but I just never know what to do with them, dogs stress the fuck out of me. On the whole I like most animals, more so than people.

However, no dog could equal Lil Bub.

(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p206x206/9374_302972383172522_1902000496_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 17-06-2013, 17:06:36
Lets see how your smart cat defends you better than a Rottweiler or a Pitbull , or how it will try to find food for you and help you hunt like a Beagle or Pointer. Cats are not even good friends most of the times. dogs are actually usefull.

Our Cat brings us mice, fish and so on as gifts quite often.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 17-06-2013, 17:06:47
Blowing minds:

http://youtu.be/uENITui5_jU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-06-2013, 18:06:38
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/motivated-pics-15.jpg?w=500&h=622)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/article-corrections-newspapers-30.jpg?w=500&h=669)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/monday-dar-3.jpg?w=500&h=666)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/monday-dar-24.jpg?w=500&h=429)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 17-06-2013, 20:06:01
Blowing minds:

http://youtu.be/uENITui5_jU

WTF !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-06-2013, 20:06:16
Goddam bugs and glitches!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-06-2013, 21:06:45
Well, if you make the water nozzle move at 24Hz, and then film it on a camera that only shoots 24 frames per second then you get this, as special as seeing some movie where the blades of a helicopter rotor seem to be standing still, or rotate extremely slow.

It is only a camera trick, in real life you will never see it like this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 17-06-2013, 22:06:57
I think it's really more a difference of personality, most introverts seem to prefer cats, most extroverts seem to prefer dogs.  I prefer cats, they do their thing all day, I do mine, and then in the evening we watch the telly together and snuggle.
I'm very much the introvert but perhaps only to the human aspect. My dog is a real lone wolf, naps alone, wanders around alone, finds hidden stuff alone and then at one point comes over you and touches your leg with his nose and then looks at you, commanding you to feed/walk him. And at the end of all that, ol' furs is really glad and thanks you by sitting against your leg or laying down close to you. He shows some affection and isn't the corrupted being my cat was.

That she-devil looked very cute and then you would pat his little cute head but if you stopped petting it a second too early you would have cuts everywhere. Tyrant. And never a thank you. Dogs > cats.
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Post by: Surfbird on 17-06-2013, 22:06:58
Yea. I like dogs better too, they just require more time to be treated properly.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-06-2013, 23:06:53
I think it's really more a difference of personality, most introverts seem to prefer cats, most extroverts seem to prefer dogs.  I prefer cats, they do their thing all day, I do mine, and then in the evening we watch the telly together and snuggle.
I'm very much the introvert but perhaps only to the human aspect. My dog is a real lone wolf, naps alone, wanders around alone, finds hidden stuff alone and then at one point comes over you and touches your leg with his nose and then looks at you, commanding you to feed/walk him. And at the end of all that, ol' furs is really glad and thanks you by sitting against your leg or laying down close to you. He shows some affection and isn't the corrupted being my cat was.

That she-devil looked very cute and then you would pat his little cute head but if you stopped petting it a second too early you would have cuts everywhere. Tyrant. And never a thank you. Dogs > cats.
Was it your cat that had no ears?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-06-2013, 05:06:06
Some cats behave like dogs, especially the ragdoll breed. Some dogs behave like cats.

But I hate fur shedding. And no cat breed, besides the ugly ones that does not shed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 18-06-2013, 09:06:58
I think it's really more a difference of personality, most introverts seem to prefer cats, most extroverts seem to prefer dogs.  I prefer cats, they do their thing all day, I do mine, and then in the evening we watch the telly together and snuggle.
I'm very much the introvert but perhaps only to the human aspect. My dog is a real lone wolf, naps alone, wanders around alone, finds hidden stuff alone and then at one point comes over you and touches your leg with his nose and then looks at you, commanding you to feed/walk him. And at the end of all that, ol' furs is really glad and thanks you by sitting against your leg or laying down close to you. He shows some affection and isn't the corrupted being my cat was.

That she-devil looked very cute and then you would pat his little cute head but if you stopped petting it a second too early you would have cuts everywhere. Tyrant. And never a thank you. Dogs > cats.
Was it your cat that had no ears?
Yes, she didn't use them for listening so we cut them off. Fair deal. But yes, I had the seal-cat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-06-2013, 11:06:44
In times Obama his popularity is on an all-time low

(http://i.imgur.com/Zs9DFnr.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 18-06-2013, 12:06:58
Lets see how your smart cat defends you better than a Rottweiler or a Pitbull , or how it will try to find food for you and help you hunt like a Beagle or Pointer. Cats are not even good friends most of the times. dogs are actually usefull.

Our Cat brings us mice, fish and so on as gifts quite often.

Our cat brought two mice in as many days, but she killed them this time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 18-06-2013, 16:06:12
Oh Japan...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=705_1371467689
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-06-2013, 17:06:44
In times Obama his popularity is on an all-time low

(http://i.imgur.com/Zs9DFnr.png)

Grow up.

I think it's really more a difference of personality, most introverts seem to prefer cats, most extroverts seem to prefer dogs.  I prefer cats, they do their thing all day, I do mine, and then in the evening we watch the telly together and snuggle.
I'm very much the introvert but perhaps only to the human aspect. My dog is a real lone wolf, naps alone, wanders around alone, finds hidden stuff alone and then at one point comes over you and touches your leg with his nose and then looks at you, commanding you to feed/walk him. And at the end of all that, ol' furs is really glad and thanks you by sitting against your leg or laying down close to you. He shows some affection and isn't the corrupted being my cat was.

That she-devil looked very cute and then you would pat his little cute head but if you stopped petting it a second too early you would have cuts everywhere. Tyrant. And never a thank you. Dogs > cats.
Was it your cat that had no ears?
Yes, she didn't use them for listening so we cut them off. Fair deal. But yes, I had the seal-cat.
Did you get to keep the ears?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 18-06-2013, 17:06:17
I would like to point out that: it's not banning guns that would help, evil ever was and will ever be until we do something about it. Do you think it was much better in ancient times when people threw rocks at each other, maybe it was even worse!
Its really the minds that make violence, not the weapons that we use.

Btw... that was a good one Pyjama Shark ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-06-2013, 17:06:22
So the reason America has a higher number of gun crimes is not because there are millions more guns floating about in the states, but because Americans are homicidal lunatics who can not inhibit their murderous tendencies?  But there's a thread for this debate, so I digress. 

Anyway, today is a rather auspicious anniversary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-06-2013, 18:06:06
So the reason America has a higher number of gun crimes is not because there are millions more guns floating about in the states, but because Americans are homicidal lunatics who can not inhibit their murderous tendencies?  But there's a thread for this debate, so I digress. 

Anyway, today is a rather auspicious anniversary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
If we Belgians and swiss can live with guns, so can america. The main diffrence is, we get checked before we get a firearm. And we NEED to go to a gunclub X times per year (Its 12 times in Belgium)
And all guns are registered.

It may be dangorous as a corrupt goverment can easily take these guns away. But it prevents many lunatics from getting a firearm
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-06-2013, 18:06:33
I'll pm you a reply.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 18-06-2013, 18:06:07
So the reason America has a higher number of gun crimes is not because there are millions more guns floating about in the states, but because Americans are homicidal lunatics who can not inhibit their murderous tendencies?

Yup....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-06-2013, 20:06:20
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1006125_556482447742994_936569749_n.jpg)

Never be set up by George R.R. Martin
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 18-06-2013, 23:06:46
I think it's really more a difference of personality, most introverts seem to prefer cats, most extroverts seem to prefer dogs.  I prefer cats, they do their thing all day, I do mine, and then in the evening we watch the telly together and snuggle.
I'm very much the introvert but perhaps only to the human aspect. My dog is a real lone wolf, naps alone, wanders around alone, finds hidden stuff alone and then at one point comes over you and touches your leg with his nose and then looks at you, commanding you to feed/walk him. And at the end of all that, ol' furs is really glad and thanks you by sitting against your leg or laying down close to you. He shows some affection and isn't the corrupted being my cat was.

That she-devil looked very cute and then you would pat his little cute head but if you stopped petting it a second too early you would have cuts everywhere. Tyrant. And never a thank you. Dogs > cats.
Was it your cat that had no ears?
Yes, she didn't use them for listening so we cut them off. Fair deal. But yes, I had the seal-cat.
Did you get to keep the ears?
No, those got burned and ashes got spread. She had cancer on those. White-fur cat, seemed to be somewhat common to happen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-06-2013, 23:06:39
In times Obama his popularity is on an all-time low

(http://i.imgur.com/Zs9DFnr.png)

Grow up.

Please enlighten my immature and dark soul
I just don't see his point. He wants to ban assault rifles in his country to save lifes, which seems a legit reason to me if it would indeed save lifes. On the other hand, he wants to send all kinds of lethal weaponry to jihadist extremists and splinter cells of Al Quaida, which are so full of hatred that they mutilate the bodies of opponents if they find them dead, and torture the POW they find to death. I see how that is gonna help the world, and in long term the homeland security of any western country. Supporting a losing side in a war by sending arms will of course save many lives... Apart from that, why would the US send millions of dollars in arms to extrimists fighting in a country in a bloody civil war, while they have thousands and thousands of people who live in a terrible conditions due to the crisis? The reason he names is because the "people don't support Assad", i don't know how many percent of the Syrians is against Assad and furthermore, in many countries the leader isn't supported by the majority of the people (including the USA at this moment).

PS: this isn't meant as political attack on Obama, i think McCain would do even more stupid stuff in Syria, judging on what he says in the Senate.

And on-topic:
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dont-want-26.jpg?w=500&h=375)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/funny-south-korean-products-6.jpg?w=500&h=235)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 19-06-2013, 01:06:01
@ Born2Kill, aside from everything you said... of which most I agree with, I think you're overlooking the meme/picture.

The interpretation I got is that Obama is sending weapons to Syrians to help them "confront a regime that does not represent them" (not getting into whether I feel that's right or wrong) however he doesn't want Americans to have firearms despite many thinking the American government is becoming "a regime that does not represent them"...  if you get my drift?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 19-06-2013, 02:06:34
good point, I didn't yet read it that way

extract from Brüno with my favorite type of victims: American women with the IQ of the Oprah viewers. I was surprised tho that there were people that knew Africa isn't a country
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofpRxc0GVg
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Post by: GooGeL on 19-06-2013, 13:06:47
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Dr1aT2UQzPc/URQPuatnMoI/AAAAAAAAbv0/PZ260P7RHKI/s1600/1.gif)

This guy made me happy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 19-06-2013, 13:06:47
Velociraptor style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9S8CQlMUw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 19-06-2013, 14:06:26
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/u/r7z/b4d3/472414/1234752342.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/7p/49/kjcy/149488/normal_1234691258.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-06-2013, 15:06:04
I don't think riemurasia lets you hotlink images.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Pascucci the Whiner on 19-06-2013, 16:06:48
[qoute]I just don't see his point. He wants to ban assault rifles in his country to save lifes, which seems a legit reason to me if it would indeed save lifes.[/quote]

Assault Rifles are responsible for less than 1 percent of killings in the US, blunt objects kill far more people so we should ban those too. I am using the FBIs uniform crime report as my number one source, so that's not too easy to argue with.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-06-2013, 17:06:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vrFz_05KOpE


Holy dooley

at first i was thinking 'Great another robot dance"

but man oh man... thats some sweet moves
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 19-06-2013, 18:06:44
He seems to ignore gravity from time to time ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 19-06-2013, 19:06:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R0CViDUBFs

Oddities and goodies in the MadDog-80 cockpit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-06-2013, 01:06:19
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/u/r7z/b4d3/472414/1234752342.jpg)

(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/7p/49/kjcy/149488/normal_1234691258.jpg)

I always got problems with that website. The pictures are not showing.
If I enter the url manually, I end up on a finish languaged website, but still, there are no pictures shown in the page opened.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 20-06-2013, 17:06:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j65dLyAu47s#at=19

Apparently, in Estonia cocks taste good...Or do they? :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 20-06-2013, 22:06:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waQc04TqijU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tyokcLPl8wM

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5ddZPE_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 21-06-2013, 12:06:30
Billy Connolly, need I say more?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfllwAUdIM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfllwAUdIM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-06-2013, 13:06:31
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aZPPBK0_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-06-2013, 17:06:02
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/you-cant-explain-that-310.jpg?w=500&h=612)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/you-cant-explain-that-231.jpg?w=500&h=333)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/you-cant-explain-that-271.jpg?w=500&h=666)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-06-2013, 17:06:42
Jackie Chan best story ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8CtOqJy6xM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-06-2013, 21:06:43
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/spelling-12.jpg?w=500&h=338)

Lets see how your smart cat defends you better than a Rottweiler or a Pitbull , or how it will try to find food for you and help you hunt like a Beagle or Pointer. Cats are not even good friends most of the times. dogs are actually usefull.

Our Cat brings us mice, fish and so on as gifts quite often.

We had something similar with one of the cats, after we started feeding that cat (was a wild cat back then, and he was starving and extremly slim, more like a skeletton), he started hunting for us. The next day, our terrace was covered with snail guts. He had been catching snails that day and rubbed them open over the stones or so, idk. It was one of the grossest things i've ever seen, i have no clue how he caught so many snails or how he got the idea to do so  :-X . Luckily birds cleaned it up for us.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-06-2013, 11:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

Fucking brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 22-06-2013, 20:06:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ne7ChIFlZg
The Magical Realm of Horse Man
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 22-06-2013, 23:06:59
Belgian soldier does great arnold schwarzenegger impression :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vzkQ-8hbQ



Btw, I discovered....



GLOW
AND SHADOW

COLORS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-06-2013, 07:06:30
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7588837632/h0239A949/)

(http://i.minus.com/i8o3yB3Lm7A1f.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-06-2013, 15:06:01
http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search

Well, this did not came as a surprise. Second place for favorite belgian porn search subject= Teen
Austria aswel!
We are freaking pedo countries


Swedish folks like it anal so it seems
Romania freaks me out tough
1st place: mom and son
4th place: slave
5th place: mom and son
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f9f6f26b00cab074c9eb25a9e433e0d/tumblr_mougqy5n8E1spdrn0o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 23-06-2013, 15:06:01
Finland:

1. Mature
2. Granny
3. Male ejaculation

That sure sounds like my Pornhub playlist.

Edit: Peru sounds like a nice place
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-06-2013, 15:06:29
japan has hentai on 7th place
i expected that to be way up higher in the list
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-06-2013, 16:06:05
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/cat-saturday-42.jpg?w=500&h=666)
Makes me wonder: do raccoons really just walk into your house by the catdoor? And are raccoons as violent as they are always portrayed, or can they get as domesticated as a cat?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 23-06-2013, 16:06:55
japan has hentai on 7th place
i expected that to be way up higher in the list

No no you got it all wrong French like hentai (4th place).  :P

Seriously this thing scares me a bit... I don't even know (or want to know) what half of those porn search terms mean...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-06-2013, 16:06:26
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj1blZe9v1qbill8.jpg)

On a more serious note, I've not contributed to any of the UK top 10 in a long time.  I'm not sure if this is good or not, and how it reflects on me as a person.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 23-06-2013, 18:06:47

Makes me wonder: do raccoons really just walk into your house by the catdoor? And are raccoons as violent as they are always portrayed, or can they get as domesticated as a cat?

I suppose they could be as violent as Hollywood portrays them, but I wouldn't necessarily consider it the norm. We used to have a few racoons that hung around our place a while back that got along with the cats and would actually eat with them (outdoors). They can also be domesticated as pets, too. As long as you go through the right process of course. I've heard of a couple people who have had raccoons as pets... same as skunks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-06-2013, 20:06:26
http://youtu.be/gk_-ABE5iXM luny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-06-2013, 23:06:14
(http://i.imgur.com/uBrVcp4.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/YZrQLKX.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-06-2013, 16:06:37
What is that telephone gif from?  I saw that film once as a kid and thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-06-2013, 16:06:12
What is that telephone gif from?  I saw that film once as a kid and thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen.

Top Secret! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088286/), I think.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-06-2013, 16:06:57
What is that telephone gif from?  I saw that film once as a kid and thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen.

Top Secret! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088286/), I think.

Correct. I loved the movie as a kid too. It's absolutely filled with boisterous merriment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 24-06-2013, 18:06:51
I suppose they could be as violent as Hollywood portrays them, but I wouldn't necessarily consider it the norm. We used to have a few racoons that hung around our place a while back that got along with the cats and would actually eat with them (outdoors). They can also be domesticated as pets, too. As long as you go through the right process of course. I've heard of a couple people who have had raccoons as pets... same as skunks.

Looks so cool and cute to have as a pet, they're probably full of fleas tho

(http://global3.memecdn.com/hello-doctor_c_1723061.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 24-06-2013, 19:06:06
On a scale from 1 to 10, this is about 32 in awesomeness:
"Weed" guy stabs "Beer" guy in Times Square, police question Alien and Predator as witnesses (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/weed-guy-stabs-beer-guy-times-square-article-1.1379660)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 24-06-2013, 22:06:00
Finland ranked most successful state again in 2013:
http://ffp.statesindex.org/rankings-2013-sortable

Muslims at a free speech lecture at a Swedish university flip their shit and assault the lecturer Lars Vilks (Mohammed caricature guy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9g2oewmZ4&hd=1

Berlusconi sentenced to 7 years in prison:
http://news.sky.com/story/1107593/bunga-bunga-trial-silvio-berlusconi-guilty
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-06-2013, 23:06:09

Muslims at a free speech lecture at a Swedish university flip their shit and assault the lecturer Lars Vilks (Mohammed caricature guy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9g2oewmZ4&hd=1

Thank you lefties for allowing them to take over europe.
Muslims are also appearntly allowed to beat up gays in my country...
After 5 attacks or so, for the first time one got actuallty arrested and put before trail

Dont worry, he only need to spend several months in prison.
The gay however, is pretty much handicapped for life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 24-06-2013, 23:06:51
Muslims at a free speech lecture at a Swedish university flip their shit and assault the lecturer Lars Vilks (Mohammed caricature guy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9g2oewmZ4&hd=1

Berlusconi sentenced to 7 years in prison:
http://news.sky.com/story/1107593/bunga-bunga-trial-silvio-berlusconi-guilty

1st link: scary reality, he was lucky they didn't have firearms or knives

about Berlusconi: a nice show around a political trial


@ Theta: keep in mind that punishments under 3 years usually aren't actually executed due to overfull prisons. They just get some GPS around their foot.
And what worries me more are the tens of daily roberies with AK-47's in Brussels, sicne they are censored out of the media under political pressure... Gaybashing still gets in the media
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-06-2013, 00:06:43
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/2/1762/1761335/thumb_620x2000/cat2.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-06-2013, 00:06:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WP8Texy1iM&list=PL97A3CED0D5B285A4

P4p3r5 Pl3453 420 n0 5c0p3 5t4mp1ng 5rubs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 25-06-2013, 01:06:21
Muslims at a free speech lecture at a Swedish university flip their shit and assault the lecturer Lars Vilks (Mohammed caricature guy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9g2oewmZ4&hd=1


Well, the video shown at the lecture is obviously downing allah with gays. Clearly it is meant as a provocation. And wherever there is a provocation, somebody goes wild on it. Like Lars Vilks isn't doing this for years. Provoking muslims to make em look like fools.
I don't know about his real intentions. Maybe he is really interested in an cultural discourse. But then he fails horribly, as he overdoes slightly. Or maybe he is just hating muslims. Or maybe he is a fascist. I don't know.

However, I didn't consider his artwork very artful at all. That was just rather bad taste, as far as I could see. Even though I don't even believe in god and couldn't care less, it appears obnoxious to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 25-06-2013, 01:06:59
And before you guys start another 5+ page debate about muslims or whatever, I suggest you go and make a thread for it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 25-06-2013, 05:06:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPop3hlEYz8&feature=c4-overview&list=UUilz3PTMR4URfxq6UeRRL9Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-06-2013, 13:06:09
Rural ´Murica in action. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 25-06-2013, 14:06:28
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/anYYrYE_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 25-06-2013, 14:06:23
Freaking awesome, Lightning.  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 25-06-2013, 15:06:33
Freaking awesome, Lightning.  :)
Same as above :o :o :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-06-2013, 15:06:09
Freaking awesome, Lightning.  :)

Nothing to add.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 25-06-2013, 15:06:57
Found it on 9gag.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 25-06-2013, 15:06:40
its a missused luger, 9gag will never learn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-06-2013, 15:06:50
9GAG just reposts stuff from other sites, of course they will stumble upon something good once in a while.


Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2013, 17:06:50
They are so fun to shoot. Altough recoil wise it is heavier then a P38 for some reason
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 25-06-2013, 17:06:02
Rural ´Murica in action. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo)
I liked that corn hat.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2013, 17:06:09
Rural ´Murica in action. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo)
I liked that corn hat.
Is the fat lady calling herself?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-06-2013, 17:06:15
Rural ´Murica in action. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo)
I liked that corn hat.
Is the fat lady calling herself?

The fat lady has sung.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 25-06-2013, 19:06:43
Close one for this "sniper". Almost counter sniped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asb87HAQrsQ

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-06-2013, 20:06:17
Really dont know why the have to keep saying "Allah Akbar" everytime he shoots.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 25-06-2013, 20:06:16
That's something only they can understand...just saw a few more FSA and Assad army videos...the FSA members seem to use Allahu Akbar for every possible event, for a moment there I remembered "The Dictator".

You shoot - Allahu akbar
Someone else shoots - Allahu akbar
You get shot at - Allahu akbar
You hit someone - Allahu akbar
Your comrade gets hit - Allahu akbar
.... - Allahu akbar

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 25-06-2013, 20:06:14
It is some equivalent of OMG?!!1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-06-2013, 20:06:47
It means God is great in Arabic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 25-06-2013, 21:06:42
It is some equivalent of OMG?!!1

Basically, yep.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 25-06-2013, 21:06:07
It is some equivalent of OMG?!!1

I guess in this context it could mean "holy shit!" or "oh my god!". there is this case of this pilot of a comertial airline with arabs origins, when the plane crashed, the last words that the radio tower picked were " Allahu Akbar", and he wasnt even muslim.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 26-06-2013, 02:06:17
Stereotypical Nazi Generals :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-06-2013, 06:06:21
It is some equivalent of OMG?!!1

I guess in this context it could mean "holy shit!" or "oh my god!". there is this case of this pilot of a comertial airline with arabs origins, when the plane crashed, the last words that the radio tower picked were " Allahu Akbar", and he wasnt even muslim.

It is called Takbir, expressing awe and surrendering yourself to God's will. Basically, I feel that people use it whenever they are scared in order to encourage themselves that God is with them.

"Astagfirullah!" is much more in common with OMG.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 26-06-2013, 14:06:30
(http://i.imgur.com/OrzgCKG.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/9SyrFdw.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-06-2013, 18:06:49
(http://i.imgur.com/h6LGhXQ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-06-2013, 23:06:12
http://9gag.com/gag/av004wZ

Quote
As you can see, Anne Frank never stood a chance

Epic comment is epic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-06-2013, 10:06:28
Mantis Shrimps, magnificent bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 27-06-2013, 19:06:48
Any Sci-Fi fans out there? If so, you´ll enjoy these 1940s retro futurism pics (http://ubersuper.com/retro-futurism/). I always liked going through my encyclopedias as a little boy and look at pics of how artists envisioned a future in space. Nowadays these pics give me a good chuckle! :D
Also, here´s life in 2010 (http://ubersuper.com/retro-futuristic-illustrations-by-klaus-buergle/). Too bad we´re not quite there, yet.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-06-2013, 20:06:33
Some of the technology in that Klaus Bürgle 2010 calendar looks outdated already. And I never thought that object of this shape can really fly:

(http://www.ufo-contact.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Boeing-Tacit-Blue-in-hangar.jpeg)

But somehow, it can't never beat the hilariousness of the 1950s:

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjWiiN5p2uLnrh_P8m7ZpPeSyAFJOIlsUyw-UBljl7OWnfgppZ)

Vought F-7U Cutlass (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_F7U_Cutlass)

But I really enjoyed that 1939-1940s Solar System interplanetary travel.  ;D

They really thought that every planet's surface is rock solid  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 27-06-2013, 20:06:59
Life in Uranus..... ha ha ha....

...ha ha ha...

ha...

btw i think thats a bit sad:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WWxVQ_700b_v2.jpg)

link if img does not work: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WWxVQ_700b_v2.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 28-06-2013, 00:06:17
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1010287_612251265451759_927910418_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-06-2013, 00:06:42
Heh... Bitter Humor  ;D :-\ (didnt know wich one to put)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 28-06-2013, 18:06:59
Thunderstruck, with bagpipes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ni5dofnfsY&feature=player_embedded#at=57
How awesome is that?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-06-2013, 19:06:04
http://i.imgur.com/TTXAcY2.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-06-2013, 19:06:54
http://i.imgur.com/TTXAcY2.jpg

I see nothing unu...OH!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-06-2013, 19:06:10
Yeah, took sometime to notice. BTW, thanks for .jpg format, a gif format that large would have scared the hell out of me far before the actual shock displays.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 28-06-2013, 19:06:52
http://i.imgur.com/TTXAcY2.jpg

I dont get it. I've been staring at it for 2 minutes, cant find anything.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 28-06-2013, 21:06:27
Count how many legs the horse has.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 28-06-2013, 21:06:11
Count how many legs the horse has.

Well it can almost match this. Almost...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE&list=PL5vtqDuUM1DlU-WZhp4g-7VnQW_eTnjmA

P.S. Thx Thorondor for introducing me to this guy. I really needed a good laugh!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-06-2013, 11:06:26
http://i.imgur.com/TTXAcY2.jpg
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 29-06-2013, 21:06:16
http://i.imgur.com/TTXAcY2.jpg
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

You bastard! Now this song will haunt me for the whole week.

At ye! -> Narwhals, narwhals. Swimming in the ocean...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 30-06-2013, 18:06:00
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/267317_548189195228032_1513343261_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 30-06-2013, 18:06:57
Interesting comics you read there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 30-06-2013, 18:06:10
you've no idea
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 30-06-2013, 20:06:46
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a1AZYvP_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-06-2013, 20:06:57
Peter Jackson and Orlando Bloom having some fun at the set:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGguk8VXYc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-06-2013, 21:06:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqIGbQ0nAU

:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 01-07-2013, 00:07:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqIGbQ0nAU

:(

(http://i.imgur.com/PcuYFHC.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 01-07-2013, 17:07:38
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-cnupPgFjTc8/UdGbuc1xhPI/AAAAAAAACVc/ot934g3L4zk/w640-h480-no/i_think_i_will_just_skip_this_one_640_18.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-07-2013, 18:07:17
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130225/1000/some_very_rude_and_unfriendly_animals_20.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 02-07-2013, 14:07:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c1UFBkscxI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-07-2013, 23:07:27
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/267317_548189195228032_1513343261_n.jpg)

so that's why Japs keep catching dolphins so brutally... All becomes clear, also the "FUCKE YOU DOLPHINS AND FUCKE YOU WHALES".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-07-2013, 02:07:41
I fuckin love these Shibe things.

(http://i.imgur.com/ADgrr6q.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-07-2013, 16:07:23
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba45fc097f42b1eb41545f6bef954e15/tumblr_mnc7odj0iq1qig8s8o1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-07-2013, 16:07:55
Also for Samoyed:

(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/7/4/6/8/8/5/wow-ahh-wow-shibe-95617844160.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 03-07-2013, 16:07:43
Recognise these all and win a prize
(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/b6/f4/b6f409f4c62815ae/0/1094661.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 03-07-2013, 17:07:08
Most accurate depiction of Operation Overlord.Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3G-JutJlno)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-07-2013, 18:07:44
I never knew that rubber shotgun rounds have so little charges.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-07-2013, 18:07:09
Recognise these all and win a prize
(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/b6/f4/b6f409f4c62815ae/0/1094661.png)
They're all bullets, prize me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 03-07-2013, 18:07:58
Most accurate depiction of Operation Overlord.Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3G-JutJlno)
Holy shit! this is the BEST! hahahahahaa.
Magnificent work.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 03-07-2013, 18:07:50
Epicness on a hole new level. A radio controlled superman model.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdc9SLK_jsE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 03-07-2013, 19:07:47
They're all bullets, prize me.
Haha, no. And they are cartridges, not bullets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-07-2013, 19:07:15
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLYGyKwfVcRRWu-AhI-U0oh49fd_wj2bxSbqoqrzaYT80rNNXeHA)

1. Bullet
2. Case
3. Propellant
4. Rim /extractor groove
5. Primer

The whole thing= Cartridge
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-07-2013, 21:07:45
They're all cartridges prize me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 03-07-2013, 21:07:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGguk8VXYc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 03-07-2013, 21:07:21
Recognise these all and win a prize

(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/b6/f4/b6f409f4c62815ae/0/1094661.png)

They're all part of a photography series by Sabine Pearlman called "AMMO". It was conducted inside a WW2 bunker in Switzerland in 2012. The entire series consists of 900 specimen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 03-07-2013, 22:07:22
Congrats! you guys won a cyber-cookie!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-07-2013, 22:07:12
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23173794

this seems the right thread for the news since Morsi was so convinced he would remain president
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-07-2013, 10:07:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm3frOfpMaE

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-07-2013, 11:07:07
Now look at this shameless ripoff based on Pandemic. They call it Plague Inc.

(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-516146-galleryV9-gfiy.jpg)

http://www.ndemiccreations.com (http://www.ndemiccreations.com)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 04-07-2013, 13:07:48
(http://i.imgur.com/8jbXtIC.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 04-07-2013, 14:07:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKdOxQhf0s

One Direction Youtube auto caption fail from Rhett and Link.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 04-07-2013, 20:07:13
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOUWOi0CQAElhQN.png:large)

it's 4th of july, congratulations america!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-07-2013, 20:07:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1fV3edEdfE

"Takes a lot of balls"

I guess it's true... In both ways...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-07-2013, 12:07:24
@Dukat:

I paid $1 for that shit.  ;D

It is still resting on my Android phone now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-07-2013, 14:07:16
EspantoMusic did quite a nice remix from Jesse Cox's rambling, calling it UFO Commander (to the Future) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7HJgfPESU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-07-2013, 15:07:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7l8vg9z_XE


Awch

He must be tired

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 07-07-2013, 15:07:44
BOINK!
That must have hurt, hope he's all right. He'll have a story to tell :d
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 07-07-2013, 16:07:28
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/96ab767e961ab4990e80127aac03f46e/tumblr_mpi5akm6D21qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-07-2013, 18:07:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIjQIO5_DX8

Is this fake? Can someone from Middle East confirm that there are thousands of abandoned sports cars in Dubai, left sitting in the sand after their former owners went bankrupt?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 07-07-2013, 18:07:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIjQIO5_DX8

Is this fake? Can someone from Middle East confirm that there are thousands of abandoned sports cars in Dubai, left sitting in the sand after their former owners went bankrupt?
Wow some of these.. wow, videos about abandoned cars always make me sad, such a waste.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 07-07-2013, 22:07:07
(http://i.imgur.com/ZYrRF2X.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 07-07-2013, 22:07:41
It is real, 1 in 10 cars in Dubai is a supercar, don't forget that. Many people buy cars like that there since they are also relatively cheap, and the money is plenty. IIRC After the whole 2008 economic sink-hole however many people got kind of bankrupt and had to sell these of or simply abandoned them. Dubai authorities don't share info about the owner of the car unfortunately, so it is hard to buy there cars where the owners somewhere far away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 07-07-2013, 22:07:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIjQIO5_DX8

Is this fake? Can someone from Middle East confirm that there are thousands of abandoned sports cars in Dubai, left sitting in the sand after their former owners went bankrupt?

Oh yeah those are a common sight, they're usually stolen before their towed away. All the more reason why you should clean your car often!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 07-07-2013, 22:07:27
I just found this on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PFpJNx_p9tU

Is it just a keyboard smiley guy shouting "ahh! AAAARGGHHH! Aaaagh! Nay, nay!" or is it a meme or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-07-2013, 00:07:14
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e05ba7bc551b140cb4c8b102795e500/tumblr_mpl7cjlpvl1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-07-2013, 12:07:37
http://www.google.co.uk (http://www.google.co.uk)
Google Doodle, Monday, July 8th.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 08-07-2013, 14:07:22
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aQqpbnK_460s.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBKQzLP_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 08-07-2013, 21:07:22
(http://i.imgur.com/BOWFDyk.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 09-07-2013, 01:07:44
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1044419_10201272933056535_574274383_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-07-2013, 01:07:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyWVG8-3GlE&list=UUh_pjHONrnhzFbPv1Sg5EnA

this guy is great. Can't get any more stereotypical southern 'merican then this..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 09-07-2013, 02:07:27
Took this picture on my way to the post-office today. Apparently someone in my neighborhood called his cat "Antonio Banderas" .. Poor fella is missing now.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1045133_10200846631241401_1866314995_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 09-07-2013, 03:07:26
Look of that cat + name gives a pretty epic result. Hope they find him again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 09-07-2013, 03:07:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyWVG8-3GlE&list=UUh_pjHONrnhzFbPv1Sg5EnA

this guy is great. Can't get any more stereotypical southern 'merican then this..

Can't say he's really funny after reading all the comments of people siding with him in his videos, it's alarming if anything. That guy is beyond conservatism, he's a bloody fascist and I can tell he has hurt people physically, I see it in him.

But, I've pissed him off it seems so that is funny! Let's see how many more emails he sends within the next two days.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 09-07-2013, 09:07:45
@Korsakov829: He didn't even really answer your post. He just put some rubbish together and put it as his "answer" to your post. Plus, did you see his videos where he tells about his "Secret Service" friends who are that secret that they tell all their "secrets" to one poor youtuber? It is really funny to see how all Republican presidents are described as the nicest persons on the planet and every Democratic presidents are the devil in disguise.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-07-2013, 10:07:54
(http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4672884+_80af8f0bca379503b2292e1dee6459e2.gif)
He is right. Atheism is so In these days that everyone simply claims to be an atheist just because , without knowing or actually searching for it. Then he acts as if his beliefs are the only ones that are true and usually tries to convert people to his atheist beliefs and disregards everyone believing otherwise as an idiot. There are always some fruit that spoil the bunch be it theism or atheism. So start respecting other peoples beliefs and don't act like a deuce.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-07-2013, 10:07:26
Atheism is not about believing, it is about not believing.

I, for one, have no reason to respect anyone's bigoted, hateful and illogical 'beliefs' based on bronze age mythologies.

And I thought that we had a whole thread for pigeon chess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-07-2013, 11:07:33
Isnt science based on Bronze age observations? Those observations changed and evolve just like religion has changed all these years. Anyways this is not the right thread and i don't wanna read the walls of text on the other to respong so i will end it here .


Heres a funny Gif

(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Gotta+get+behind+the+ears_1778d5_4673259.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 09-07-2013, 11:07:45
Most of modern science is not based on bronze observations since bronze age "science" was mostly bollocks. Science changes as the observations and evidence becomes clearer and when scientists manage to prove the results of the observations etc. Religion, on the other hand, is not based on any observations or research and does not really change after people have decided that which texts are included their holy book and so on.

And your funny gifs don't work because 'funnyjunk' does not allow hotlinking.


(http://i.imgur.com/UF16Iyv.jpg)

http://upload.pusha.se/i/E6nITw1PWonaBtiHkKvwVLeDENR5yHN3.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-07-2013, 12:07:37
(http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/4431/5908_8ce7_500.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 09-07-2013, 17:07:55
Science, pff, you must be talking about the philosophy of nature, right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 09-07-2013, 22:07:54
Solaris Easiest Guy To Scare In The World! http://youtu.be/PqWmT1HUjFY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 09-07-2013, 23:07:43
Things to see in Afghanistan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjtiqcwv194
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RonidLanis on 10-07-2013, 11:07:45
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/969014_10151538880571840_299425579_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-07-2013, 13:07:38
Star trek goes to Camelot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-07-2013, 14:07:55
Star trek goes to Camelot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc)

This is one of the reasons why I like this thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-07-2013, 20:07:59
Gents, don't you ever get life insurance policy where your wife is the beneficiary...

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/smiling-wife-filmed-telling-hit-man-murder-option-easier-than-divorcing-husband/story-fnet09y4-1226677054310
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 10-07-2013, 21:07:07
that crazy bi#ch likes batman a little too much....  back to some funnier stuff

http://global3.memecdn.com/batman_o_248199.webp


http://global3.memecdn.com/batman_o_292100.webp
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-07-2013, 12:07:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS9D90peCCQ

Buzz Lightyear Trains with Buzz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-07-2013, 19:07:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCehQQhowXk

These ruskies are killin' me. God damn fun folks!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-07-2013, 22:07:29
probably the coolest piece of shit ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bx3PYFwnnA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-07-2013, 01:07:46
http://imgur.com/uIxRAub
lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-07-2013, 19:07:38
Recognise these all and win a prize

(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/b6/f4/b6f409f4c62815ae/0/1094661.png)

They're all part of a photography series by Sabine Pearlman called "AMMO". It was conducted inside a WW2 bunker in Switzerland in 2012. The entire series consists of 900 specimen.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/cross_section_of_ammo.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 12-07-2013, 22:07:28
http://imgur.com/uIxRAub
lmao

oh my god i'm losing it, haven't had such a good laugh in a while! ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2013, 23:07:06
Everytime I make a grammatical error when chatting with flippy
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agyvYe1_700b.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-07-2013, 23:07:10
"i" needs to be capitalized.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-07-2013, 23:07:01
Fixed it, thanks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 12-07-2013, 23:07:40
Bad photoshop work. :(

Speaking about bears, new wallpaper: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kKGfAM9WbOM/ThliEU1kmeI/AAAAAAAALs0/V0239Vvu164/s1600/The-best-top-desktop-bears-wallpapers-hd-bear-wallpaper-3-huge-brown-bear.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-07-2013, 01:07:01
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/egypt4.jpg)

Damn it, it's true! We're all living in modern-day ancient Egypt!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-07-2013, 02:07:56
Osama Bin Brahmin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIqDvCo0HKw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-07-2013, 02:07:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C76T9_fThH0

HAHAHA best media troll ever!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2013, 05:07:39
http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2013/04/space-shot-of-day-berlin-at-night.html

(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072013/european_map_of_beer.jpg)

The dawning of a new age of English: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KZRaxXC63RI

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/3/0/191130.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 13-07-2013, 07:07:36
There's a 2000 year old linguistic mistake being shown on that map and it still pisses me off every time I see it...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-07-2013, 11:07:19
What happens if you don't read things out loud before saying it on television
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L1JYHNX8pdo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-07-2013, 13:07:32
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/042013/small_berlin%20at%20night.jpg)

There is an interesting detail to be seen on this shot. As the city was divided for 40 years after World War II, different street lights were installed in the East and the West. Though the big streets appear all in a yellow color, the western part is illuminated by white gas lights, while the eastern part is using yellow electrical bulbs. If you back off a bit and look at the picture as a whole, you can see the zonal border lancing through the city vertically.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-07-2013, 14:07:00
http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2013/04/space-shot-of-day-berlin-at-night.html

(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072013/european_map_of_beer.jpg)

The dawning of a new age of English: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KZRaxXC63RI

trust me, no one orders a "beoir" in Ireland except in the Gaeltacht.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-07-2013, 14:07:20
Try ordering an Öl in Germany.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-07-2013, 15:07:51
"Öl" means oil as far as I remember


Also, Pyjama Shark; Where are you from? You sometimes sound like an American, sometimes like British, but you have a signature with a French flag?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 13-07-2013, 15:07:47
The French flag and Adrien is because he is a reenactor of the resistance.

For the rest, I am as confused as you are.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-07-2013, 16:07:51
He is a British who is currently studying in USA.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 13-07-2013, 18:07:01
Drinking English breakfast tea and listening to some quality rap music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK_vfp8po8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 14-07-2013, 00:07:31
(http://i.imgur.com/XcTuSHm.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 14-07-2013, 00:07:36
^^ Cough, so.... 'fess up. Does anyone else here do that ^ when they approach them type o' doors?
 I know I do.  :-[   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 14-07-2013, 09:07:46
this is how I open those type of doors!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSSWtbSz5AU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 14-07-2013, 14:07:01
He is a British who is currently studying in USA.
Irish actually but my family is Protestant so yes essentially British. My dad got a job in the States when I was younger so I've spent most of my life here. I'm never sure whether im really an American, a Brit or Irish. Also a Francophile and FFI reenactor as said, which reminds me, happy Bastille Day!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-07-2013, 05:07:53
Oldie but a goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-07-2013, 13:07:35
An unidentified Flying object shoots between clouds!  ??? http://youtu.be/psL3-TjYqXE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 15-07-2013, 14:07:38
That's five minutes worth of footage of a plastic bag flying in the wind.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-07-2013, 19:07:29
(http://i.imgur.com/1vj1DPV.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-07-2013, 22:07:43
(http://i.imgur.com/eVLwPC3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/2tgELoa.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 16-07-2013, 02:07:27
http://i.imgur.com/mpmWXmP.jpg
nsfw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 17-07-2013, 09:07:43
Ps4 vs Xbox One - Console Wars The Musical

PC Wins for me  :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G_xHueP7bQ0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 17-07-2013, 15:07:23
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible)
Nice and ssssslllllllooow  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-07-2013, 14:07:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyooy0SvPlY

edit: http://www.break.com/video/reporters-scream-is-so-so-weird-2492804 lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 19-07-2013, 09:07:42
Probably been posted before, still kinda cool though. Wonder how much they'd have to bribe the FAA to let them strafe a car once or twice?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150947251111610&set=vb.396452487077668&type=2&theater
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 19-07-2013, 11:07:28
Thats way awesome. I hoped they'd just fire it up and strafe something for the lulz.

Swedish master race!, damn thats some hate there :D. Can't wait for Joe goes Finland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajtW-DrV-ps
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-07-2013, 13:07:49
Swedish master race!, damn thats some hate there :D. Can't wait for Joe goes Finland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajtW-DrV-ps

He's attempting a Conan, I see.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-07-2013, 14:07:52
Thats way awesome. I hoped they'd just fire it up and strafe something for the lulz.

Swedish master race!, damn thats some hate there :D. Can't wait for Joe goes Finland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajtW-DrV-ps
So basically

Sweden is like netherlands
and finland is like Belgium

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 20-07-2013, 01:07:27
If by that you mean Sweden is always better at everything; yes. *grumble*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-07-2013, 01:07:00
I feel your pain bro :(

Dutch people always mock us
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 20-07-2013, 05:07:08
The North remembers, lord Theta. This mummer's farce is almost done, your King has stepped down. Soon we strike at the rebels to take what is rightfully ours.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 20-07-2013, 11:07:48
According to the rules, posting pornographic content would grant a permanent ban, but since I don't think you didn't mean to do it, I'll just delete the link.

- Thorondor
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 21-07-2013, 01:07:04
According to the rules, posting pornographic content would grant a permanent ban, but since I don't think you didn't mean to do it, I'll just delete the link.

- Thorondor

(http://i.imgur.com/uGMG9.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-07-2013, 01:07:43
The North remembers, lord Theta. This mummer's farce is almost done, your King has stepped down. Soon we strike at the rebels to take what is rightfully ours.
We will never bow again to Willem-alexander, AKA the Mad king
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 21-07-2013, 01:07:18
His Royal Babyface.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-07-2013, 01:07:07
btw


tommorow we are getting a new king

he might not have a babyface

but he is bloody hell dumb, clumsy and so gray.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gl@mRock on 21-07-2013, 05:07:40
Ps4 vs Xbox One - Console Wars The Musical

PC Wins for me  :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G_xHueP7bQ0

West Side Story console edition. LoL.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-07-2013, 19:07:57
(http://akirathedon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Screen-shot-2011-09-16-at-16.25.26.png)
not laughing at the guy being dead, but where the f*ck do people get the idea to take that as profession?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 21-07-2013, 19:07:08
It was a hoax.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 22-07-2013, 13:07:19
Hai Karate! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tLLdMkgjoY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 22-07-2013, 14:07:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aVOXj42_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 22-07-2013, 20:07:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Lr4_OZpxQ&list=UUQ_GnnLgYdB7wWM7dHQroUw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Lr4_OZpxQ&list=UUQ_GnnLgYdB7wWM7dHQroUw)

Just watch a few, youll laugh about some.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 22-07-2013, 23:07:27
Man throws raccoon to defend his dog ahhahaha  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN-f6xTzsY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-07-2013, 00:07:31
http://www.androidauthority.com/usa-prism-plus-sends-pics-to-nsa-twitter-account-245756 (http://www.androidauthority.com/usa-prism-plus-sends-pics-to-nsa-twitter-account-245756)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-07-2013, 02:07:09
I don't understand all the german, and i didn't see the whole movie yet, but what i've seen and understood from it, it's damn awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIAv6ep5gUQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 23-07-2013, 02:07:37
ROFL HIDE AND SEEK Prop Hunt Mod (Garry's Mod) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5GdNnh6Wk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 23-07-2013, 03:07:36
oh my, that was hilarious, I can't remember the last time I played that, gotta do something about it ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 23-07-2013, 17:07:13
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578995132674860344/A6B5B963638CFD4ADA7E4226728D90FDDE150D8B/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 23-07-2013, 20:07:40
More Gmod PropHunt hilarious videos  ;D :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNPfeUGt8XE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSdQwATin4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0bG-pQgzMU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jUF9Derpd8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 24-07-2013, 00:07:12
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-523954-galleryV9-rcdc.jpg)

(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-523893-galleryV9-vgom.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 24-07-2013, 02:07:24
Anyone got a spare $4.5M laying around?
http://www.platinumfighters.com/inventory.html#!bf-109e/c7r0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-07-2013, 03:07:50
Anyone got a spare $4.5M laying around?
http://www.platinumfighters.com/inventory.html#!bf-109e/c7r0

I bet with the right tools, some nut would be able to make one himself for less than $4,5 Million.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 24-07-2013, 04:07:42
Figures, Soviet aircraft are too good to be sold...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 24-07-2013, 04:07:37
Figures, Soviet aircraft are too good to be sold...

LOL
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-07-2013, 14:07:21
(http://i.imgur.com/1Oafkkw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 24-07-2013, 16:07:09
Obviously, (modern) education is useless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1J8uX9_-Bg#at=55
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 24-07-2013, 19:07:38
http://youtu.be/_1v_EcjeIkg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-07-2013, 20:07:33

TFS Abridged Parody Episode 36
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b65MLS6_w9Q)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 24-07-2013, 23:07:15
nice one goooooo !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-07-2013, 00:07:45
Obviously, (modern) education is useless...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1J8uX9_-Bg#at=55

Unbelievable  :o

and another phoneprank:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG_W5eF3ylY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-07-2013, 09:07:30
(http://i.imgur.com/4pK5ZCR.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 26-07-2013, 02:07:51
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/do-what-i-want-151.jpg?w=500&h=362)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-07-2013, 11:07:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4


such a classic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-07-2013, 15:07:41
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/972237_10151730523054788_1945718039_n.jpg)

Apologies for the source.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 26-07-2013, 18:07:12
And for the English.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 26-07-2013, 21:07:58
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/turkey/10203935/Turkey-clears-bird-of-spying-for-Israel.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/turkey/10203935/Turkey-clears-bird-of-spying-for-Israel.html) 
Quote
..Intensive medical examinations - including X-rays - determined that the bird was, indeed, just a bird.

stupidity knows no boundaries  :o

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 27-07-2013, 12:07:46
(http://i.imgur.com/VJTzWRD.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rKpO40z.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/HR4cjLS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-07-2013, 16:07:59
(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1764/owjc.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 27-07-2013, 19:07:53
I swear, Thorondor123 has an obession with everything british related  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 27-07-2013, 20:07:02
As if someone wouldn't follow Stephen Fry, John Cleese and Eric Idle on Twitter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 27-07-2013, 20:07:37
Nope. Didnt even know they had titter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 27-07-2013, 20:07:53
Live and Let Die Crocodile Jump attempts http://youtu.be/bb1c1aMcFAo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-07-2013, 23:07:24
http://i.imgur.com/J2QP9Yo.jpg Iceland.


(http://i.imgur.com/x9ZKaGG.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-07-2013, 00:07:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FcvtZFXOu8 - Earth Does Not Rotate, Is Not a Planet
It's not for the weak hearted. This guy and Wendy Wright, who Richad Dawkins interviewed, are on the same delusional level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQssp3bh0ME - Why We Only See Stars at Night - Glass/Ice Sky
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 29-07-2013, 02:07:14
That guy has some issues. Like, five minutes after I posted a comment he linked me to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Zcb-8mPps
He's crazy and stupid. Bastard even blocked me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 29-07-2013, 10:07:13
^ Must be a troll. I refuse to believe one can honestly be that stupid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 29-07-2013, 10:07:17
Any idiocy or religion advanced enough is indistinguishable from satire.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-07-2013, 13:07:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5BU44_h74

Normally this goes in its appropiate thread

But it was so awesome  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 29-07-2013, 13:07:49
(http://global3.memecdn.com/blow-that-damn-yolobus-to-hell_o_1206439.webp)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 29-07-2013, 17:07:02
(http://i.imgur.com/oWZCkzj.jpg)

Tad old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6viUMICL31E Bruce Willis being an ass. Hah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-07-2013, 23:07:56
(http://i.imgur.com/DBLuqvT.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/7qhTODN.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/OBBFL6Y.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/cPmFPJM.gif?1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-07-2013, 09:07:41
Normally attached GF (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Ca1j-h9H0) I can totally relate to that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-07-2013, 18:07:23
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/adNpGgQ_700b.jpg)

I just made this
Dont mind the spelling
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 30-07-2013, 18:07:37
^ I guess that pussy hated getting wet...  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-07-2013, 18:07:11
^ I guess that pussy hated getting wet...  :P
Hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-07-2013, 18:07:19
what if sam sank the ships?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 30-07-2013, 21:07:46
what if sam sank the ships?
He was a Nazi spy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-07-2013, 21:07:08
so    that means

The sinking of the bismarck
was all a plan to get Sam on the Cossack, just waiting for him to be brought on the Ark royal

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 31-07-2013, 11:07:17
I hate 9gag.

Nice story tho!

(http://i.imgur.com/DgmzmS4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 31-07-2013, 11:07:52
Whoever said lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place was an idiot. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 31-07-2013, 15:07:38
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2013/07/31/03808345.jpg?maxheight=600&maxwidth=938)
not a single fuck was given that day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 31-07-2013, 17:07:44
How can it be the same tree? Did he put some glue on it and put it back there? No wonder it crashed again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 02-08-2013, 04:08:21
Do you know your Beer Geography?
http://mentalfloss.com/node/13540/take

(http://www.toonhole.com/comics/2013-08-02-248_GotALight.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-08-2013, 05:08:37
Do you know your Beer Geography?
http://mentalfloss.com/node/13540/take
78%
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-08-2013, 10:08:42
Do you know your Beer Geography?
http://mentalfloss.com/node/13540/take
78%
Same here, only the Tusker lager and Samuel smith were unknown to me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2013, 10:08:44
78%, failed on chang and that belgium beer. D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 02-08-2013, 10:08:58
Do you know your Beer Geography?
http://mentalfloss.com/node/13540/take
78%
Same here, only the Tusker lager and Samuel smith were unknown to me

+1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-08-2013, 16:08:40
Do you know your Beer Geography?
http://mentalfloss.com/node/13540/take
78%
Same here, only the Tusker lager and Samuel smith were unknown to me

+1

+1 too.

Thailand is usually represented with Singha, not Chang. But due to their sponsorship for one of EPL club, I guess the name has taken off since then.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-08-2013, 16:08:40
I actually had Delirium, the Belgian Beer, while in Brussels last year.  It is apparently the greatest beer in the world. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-08-2013, 17:08:47
I actually had Delirium, the Belgian Beer, while in Brussels last year.  It is apparently the greatest beer in the world.

Could be, haven't tried it yet. According to the World Beer awards, the best dark ale and Belgian style Triple are both brewed where I live (so to speak, of course).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 02-08-2013, 17:08:04
I didn't really know any of those except the Tusker, great stuff there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-08-2013, 22:08:43
(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/5a18e0654281d67b024a8517700b9f80/tumblr_mqwxexlAnH1qdlh1io1_250.gif)

(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/08/02/6/1375430904_1823370079.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 02-08-2013, 22:08:25
^ LOL, what was Flippy up to last night?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 02-08-2013, 23:08:05
You sure the second one isn't only the first one in reverse?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gl@mRock on 03-08-2013, 06:08:40
Do you know your Beer Geography?
http://mentalfloss.com/node/13540/take

56%
I guess I don't know much about the cheap beers around the world.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-08-2013, 10:08:16
I actually had Delirium, the Belgian Beer, while in Brussels last year.  It is apparently the greatest beer in the world.

I pass that brewery every day of the week. 10min drive from here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 05-08-2013, 02:08:13
(http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/75/2013-08-03/4a7f2c60-f03c-44ab-9898-7c0955819f8a)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-08-2013, 10:08:21
Two Adults read an Adult Story (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ah1lBHTynbQ)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-08-2013, 18:08:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOiXtWcQ8GI

This guy is pretty amazing, it makes me sad that I didn't spend more time learning useful things when I was younger. (not saying all of those are useful, but at least he's sure he'll be able have a conversation in almost any part of the planet).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 06-08-2013, 20:08:31
Pretty amazing. Wish I had such a good language head. I've been studying Swedish for 7 years and I still can't properly speak it.

Also, how to put on a condom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me4E2LmqN_M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-08-2013, 21:08:04
I'm jealous. So much talent.
Imagine what you could do if you'd speak 20 languages.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 06-08-2013, 22:08:36
His Dutch has like 10% German words and a very very strange American-German accent. But still clearly understandable, very impressive.

But what I really like is his Mandarin, such a neat pronunciation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 06-08-2013, 23:08:02
I'm jealous. So much talent.
Imagine what you could do if you'd speak 20 languages.
Well spend less time on reddit and you'd get good at a few more, eventually. :b Mandarin and russian would be pretty cool to speak and understand.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 06-08-2013, 23:08:14
His Pashto needs worked on bad. I can understand him, but he needs to keep his dialect more consistent. I'm guessing he didn't know that how varied they can be and learned from very different authors who spoke different dialects.
Like, it sounds northern but part southeastern.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-08-2013, 00:08:31
One of my lifes goals, to learn as many languages as i can. This guy got me worked up to continue learning German online.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 07-08-2013, 02:08:52
His Dutch has like 10% German words and a very very strange American-German accent. But still clearly understandable, very impressive.
I admired his effort, loved the random German in his Dutch indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-08-2013, 06:08:11
A very proper use of Indonesian, but the pronunciation is very foreign. Well done Tim! 20 languages to master is truly awesome feat.

BTW, we do not call coconut milk steamed rice "Nasi Lemak," it is "Nasi Uduk" here. Malaysian use the term "Nasi Lemak" and tend to mix sea food in it (fish, shrimp), while we use chicken and the varieties (eggs, tofu).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-08-2013, 15:08:43
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/781501da3521e0755db57976acb48ad1/tumblr_mr152olhKc1qdlh1io1_250.gif)

Haha, one of the best I've seen in a while.




In like 45min.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-08-2013, 16:08:56
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2rr731t.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 07-08-2013, 16:08:31
exactly my thoughts when I'm driving a car >:D

very shocking documentary of Issei Sagawa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosZxa1bYcE

(warning does contain very shocking images, not for the weak minded)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 07-08-2013, 19:08:37
exactly my thoughts when I'm driving a car >:D

I remember sitting in the middle of the backseat as a kid playing that game on long road trips.   :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-08-2013, 22:08:39
exactly my thoughts when I'm driving a car >:D

very shocking documentary of Issei Sagawa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosZxa1bYcE
It's not just very shocking, also very graphic... which you forgot to put in.

I thought myself it was a regular interview when I saw it many moons ago.. while eating some palt and bacon with lingon berries. Quite the experience.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 08-08-2013, 22:08:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVbt3KQ4l5o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-08-2013, 15:08:07
(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/copyrightWrapper/watermark.php?display=true&image=https://s3.amazonaws.com/boredpanda/fun-maps/fun-maps-12.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 09-08-2013, 15:08:35
I'd like to see some sources for that study.


Preferably in image form.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-08-2013, 18:08:56
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/tumblr_mr7zlixo6p1s2yegdo1_400.gif?w=400&h=231)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 10-08-2013, 05:08:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFG6S6rT2ww
معنويات عالية في القرداحة
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 10-08-2013, 15:08:48
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aqm5P4Q_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 10-08-2013, 19:08:04
Funniest compilation of randomness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQtOg_TFes0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-08-2013, 21:08:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bP79-lPd0w Gdamn, no wonder it feels a lot safer to live up in the mountains.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-08-2013, 12:08:01
Founding Fathers - Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids You Know) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 12-08-2013, 16:08:59
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nope.gif)

easily the most disturbing channel ive seen on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1YEhVly6a8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1YEhVly6a8)

For laughs id advise you to watch the first 5 min or skip through it. Stop skipping at 4:00 and watch the first 30 seconds after it. After that moment things get disturbing (and check his other videos out).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-08-2013, 17:08:22
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a75761L_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 12-08-2013, 17:08:27
How to make dubstep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYOn1Xy8fs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 12-08-2013, 18:08:56
How to make dubstep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYOn1Xy8fs

Comment like 10 seconds ago on this video:

Quote
Skrillex is nothing against SkrillEGGS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwslLBfFvJM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-08-2013, 18:08:33
Fuckin Biiviz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-08-2013, 19:08:59
Fuckin Biiviz

Skrilleggs - Scary Yolks and Nice Whites

https://soundcloud.com/biiviz/scary-yolks-and-nice-whites-1


'bout as good as the stuff Skrillex makes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-08-2013, 19:08:32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNRJMN9oM4M

Some old goodies, from the office. Sad people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 12-08-2013, 19:08:56
Tank biathlon. An new "sports" given by the russian people to the world:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10237533/Russia-invites-US-to-tank-biathlon-as-inaugural-competition-gets-under-way.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-08-2013, 23:08:26
I think that's great :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 13-08-2013, 00:08:28
Now THAT'S a proper sport! I'd watch that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-08-2013, 01:08:53
Tank biathlon. An new "sports" given by the russian people to the world:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10237533/Russia-invites-US-to-tank-biathlon-as-inaugural-competition-gets-under-way.html
Yeah that seems cool!

However, I'd want to see a dogfighter challenge between the F35 and F22 vs the russian equals. That would show how bad these planes are and what the 'muricans got out of their sickly expensive programs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 13-08-2013, 02:08:03
Bets on the Armenian team.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-08-2013, 02:08:03
Tank biathlon. An new "sports" given by the russian people to the world:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10237533/Russia-invites-US-to-tank-biathlon-as-inaugural-competition-gets-under-way.html

awesome, they should make own olympics with this kind of stuff
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 13-08-2013, 03:08:07
I would rather my tax dollars go towards illegal aliens and such!   ::)


(http://www.lolbrary.com/content/155/worlds-shortest-joke-16155.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-08-2013, 13:08:49
Tank biathlon. An new "sports" given by the russian people to the world:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10237533/Russia-invites-US-to-tank-biathlon-as-inaugural-competition-gets-under-way.html

Hey that sounds nice, more fun than horse racing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-08-2013, 19:08:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G13ekNE280

Those were the days (of good machinimas)!

Here's another bit of nostalgia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsBDrE_s7Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 13-08-2013, 20:08:50
Oh yeah! those were the best!
and this pretty accurate representation of BF2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVCylMVMTiI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 14-08-2013, 13:08:10
role reversal http://imgur.com/190wz
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-08-2013, 20:08:16
(http://abload.de/img/untitled-2fzbvc.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 14-08-2013, 21:08:45
(http://abload.de/img/untitled-2fzbvc.gif)
Where's that gif from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNKe82lHOF8
Finland.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-08-2013, 22:08:40
Actually less embarrassing than I had expected. The only awkward person was the little blonde dude holding the mic cracking terrible jokes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 14-08-2013, 22:08:27
Not claiming Im any better than the people in that video, but goddamn I hate the finnish english accent.

Te reis vos guud pat te kaar vos pääd.

Ap in te ääs of Timo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-08-2013, 10:08:35
Yeah, i prefer Flippies slightly arnold schwarzenegger's accent
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-08-2013, 10:08:41
Hah hah.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-08-2013, 10:08:17
I have had 3 guys, new to FHM, asking later on= that guy really sounds like Arnold  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-08-2013, 11:08:27
New clip from the FDF explaining the conscript service (Finnish only):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGZ8mPw1EN0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-08-2013, 12:08:02
New clip from the FDF explaining the conscript service (Finnish only):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGZ8mPw1EN0
Whats the tank target at 14:15???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-08-2013, 12:08:28
New clip from the FDF explaining the conscript service (Finnish only):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGZ8mPw1EN0
Whats the tank target at 14:15???

Usually T-55s I believe.

Other used targets (or same type?) seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY&feature=player_detailpage&list=PL9C42F9F0FFF9E85B&t=133

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY&feature=player_detailpage&list=PL9C42F9F0FFF9E85B&t=157

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51d3s9FevyY&feature=player_detailpage&list=PL9C42F9F0FFF9E85B&t=180
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 15-08-2013, 17:08:47
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StQf6_EbvSo some luny.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2013/08/13/anthony_s_karen_a_photojournalist_s_unrestricted_access_to_the_ku_klux_klan.html

Hm, no news there. Linear people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-08-2013, 02:08:05
nice story with a happy ending :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPFvLUWkzs&feature=endscreen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-08-2013, 03:08:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAujg-i2DIA&feature=share&list=UUQEXGI1msO1vtK9gv9z_sSw

Allahu Budgie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-08-2013, 06:08:40
WTF Japan

After Strike Witches, Girls und Panzers, and Upotte! Now ve have Flight Highschool!

http://z.mhcdn.net/store/manga/13067/008.0/compressed/f006.jpg?v=11369107122

edit: it is possibly a Korean manga, so Asian thing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 16-08-2013, 15:08:18
(http://i.imgur.com/tMQrlGx.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hslan.Corvax on 16-08-2013, 17:08:51
What is that monster :O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 16-08-2013, 18:08:25
Looks like a lab rat somebody threw away. If not that then a mutilated Chinchilla.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-08-2013, 19:08:12
That's a Chinchilla, and what do you mean mutilated?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 16-08-2013, 19:08:53
It is super cute...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-08-2013, 19:08:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QN0tc4RhQnI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-08-2013, 20:08:03
Didn't Thondoror posted numerous high-res Chinchilla pics a while ago?

Here is Potoroo... the marsupial version of it from Australia.

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfbEaqtB_926dKMlvg-FZ7hnwjQ2CJSzsyhtFU46xwQK_VTfQOgw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-08-2013, 01:08:56
(http://i.imgur.com/ausnEYz.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 17-08-2013, 01:08:27
If not that then a mutilated Chinchilla.

He looks healthy to me, as mine grey and Black Chinchillas.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-08-2013, 16:08:51
2 classics, but still so good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4ojUJ-jwE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 18-08-2013, 19:08:42
Didn't Thondoror posted numerous high-res Chinchilla pics a while ago?

Only the glorious elephant shrew overlord.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Thorondor123/punakuonokas.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2013, 19:08:54
Youtube does not allow man nipples spraying milk and they need to be censored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPtUlXK56Es




Meanwhile the VEVO song "Blurred lines" by Robert thicke, has a direct link to an unrated version of the song wich has fully naked women, nipples and vagina's, Wich is also on youtube.


What
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 19-08-2013, 19:08:01
There are lots of videos with nudity on youtube.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2013, 19:08:58
But these dont get censored, but a animated lactating man breast does
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 19-08-2013, 19:08:37
(http://i.imgur.com/ausnEYz.png)
I'm dying of laughter. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 19-08-2013, 19:08:27
(http://i.imgur.com/ausnEYz.png)
I'm dying of laughter. ;D

Imagine shitting an icecube though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-08-2013, 20:08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/m2bdW3S.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 19-08-2013, 22:08:16
Tank biathlon. An new "sports" given by the russian people to the world:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10237533/Russia-invites-US-to-tank-biathlon-as-inaugural-competition-gets-under-way.html

Update: Russian crews win gold (dammit, was betting on Armenia), USA, Italy, Germany accepts invitation to next years biathlon and Kazakhstan, Belarus and Armenia will also be coming again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-08-2013, 02:08:52
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/0182c54a028b6191a85c53b949fc1169/tumblr_mj9ros1zMW1s601puo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 20-08-2013, 14:08:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jfxPWK47eLg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jfxPWK47eLg)

Np
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-08-2013, 15:08:39
thank god i had a commercial before that film so i saw the title before i saw any footage of it.

And now for something completely different:
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/man-banned-from-every-farm-in-the-country-after-admitting-sex-with-goat-8775808.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 22-08-2013, 16:08:07
Just noticed some strange warnings, on my toy helicopter  :D
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3n5xuxpgsv0fgh8/2013-08-22%2014.21.52.jpg (https://www.dropbox.com/s/3n5xuxpgsv0fgh8/2013-08-22%2014.21.52.jpg)
and for some bloody reason i cant figure out anymore how to direct link to dropbox images ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-08-2013, 18:08:46
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1185012_10201734463026484_1821200563_n.jpg)


Where are the gif or image dumps nowadays?

I am starting to hate Youtube
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-08-2013, 20:08:17
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1185012_10201734463026484_1821200563_n.jpg

Michigan's been using the 3-D technique for a long time now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-08-2013, 20:08:29
When we had the fh2 team meeting in Belgium we drove on the roads there and it was horrible. Apparently not having a government for years does that to asphalt.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-08-2013, 21:08:00
When we had the fh2 team meeting in Belgium we drove on the roads there and it was horrible. Apparently not having a government for years does that to asphalt.

Must have been Walloon, they rather spend there budget on wine and pointless things.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-08-2013, 21:08:53
When we had the fh2 team meeting in Belgium we drove on the roads there and it was horrible. Apparently not having a government for years does that to asphalt.
How long was that ago?


Because if you go now

you'll find out that NOTHING has changed!!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-08-2013, 21:08:51
That was two years ago. Shortly after 2.4. Some devs and beta testers met up in Germany and toured the sites of the Hurtgen Forest and Ardennes battles. That's also where that pic of me with the La Gleize Kingtiger is from.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-08-2013, 21:08:59
To be honest i don't remember this at all. Was this a beta tester thing?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-08-2013, 21:08:35
Yes it was internal. In fact I'm not sure I'm supposed to talk about it, but then again it was two years ago :D
It was a nice trip, we toured lots of museum, original bunkers and saw some maps like vossenack "in person".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 22-08-2013, 21:08:34
Was it there where FatJoe had a close encounter with nettles and saw a frog for the first time?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-08-2013, 21:08:42
Was it there where FatJoe had a close encounter with nettles and saw a frog for the first time?

Yeah that was funny. He didn't know nettles and touched them. THat was at a westwall bunker on the French border.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-08-2013, 21:08:42
Yes it was internal. In fact I'm not sure I'm supposed to talk about it, but then again it was two years ago :D
It was a nice trip, we toured lots of museum, original bunkers and saw some maps like vossenack "in person".

Ooh, a shame, i wished i could have been there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 22-08-2013, 22:08:13
Was it there where FatJoe had a close encounter with nettles and saw a frog for the first time?
Haha, thanks. I had forgotten about that, that was hilarious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-08-2013, 22:08:26
Yes it was internal. In fact I'm not sure I'm supposed to talk about it, but then again it was two years ago :D
It was a nice trip, we toured lots of museum, original bunkers and saw some maps like vossenack "in person".

Ooh, a shame, i wished i could have been there.
Its okay Siben, you have already met me  ;D
I know you regret it tough, ever since i have been stealing kisses from your GF  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-08-2013, 22:08:34
Yes it was internal. In fact I'm not sure I'm supposed to talk about it, but then again it was two years ago :D
It was a nice trip, we toured lots of museum, original bunkers and saw some maps like vossenack "in person".

Ooh, a shame, i wished i could have been there.
Its okay Siben, you have already met me  ;D
I know you regret it tough, ever since i have been stealing kisses from your GF  :P

"Stealing kisses from her" sounds a bit like you kissed dudes she wanted to kiss.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 22-08-2013, 22:08:00
Yes it was internal. In fact I'm not sure I'm supposed to talk about it, but then again it was two years ago :D
It was a nice trip, we toured lots of museum, original bunkers and saw some maps like vossenack "in person".

Ooh, a shame, i wished i could have been there.
Its okay Siben, you have already met me  ;D
I know you regret it tough, ever since i have been stealing kisses from your GF  :P

I don't mind that to be honest.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-08-2013, 22:08:37
Congrats ts4

that was incredible

+1  :)

Now excuse me while i retreat to my castle....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-08-2013, 23:08:53
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2a26c6965b7911d85734cd49457c0f63/tumblr_mq5n5y7qqk1rt9ropo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 23-08-2013, 02:08:38
You probably know Joerg Sprave, the crazy German slingshot guy, responsible for this 8-shot "gatling"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxtHtPK2MH8
Welp, in his never ending pursuit of "bigger,badder and more powerful" he finally full autoed that sonuvabitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKrHnYexBic
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-08-2013, 02:08:15
I think he's out done himself this time, look how dangerous that is! Kind of want one now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-08-2013, 07:08:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bFdiYUzRkU
Fuck yeah, hammer and sickle best weapons to use against the Zombies!
I know it's political, but it's quite funny if you ignore that fact.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 23-08-2013, 09:08:06
(http://i.imgur.com/QPmOBAb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/RsUfXy0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-08-2013, 13:08:58
Actually to make it more accurate:

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/756/gccl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 23-08-2013, 14:08:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87lalFUzMi8
Was looking for footage of a balsa plane flying, came across this...Just had a good laugh, sorry if no one else finds it funneh..but it caught me out  ;D :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 23-08-2013, 14:08:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87lalFUzMi8
Was looking for footage of a balsa plane flying, came across this...Just had a good laugh, sorry if no one else finds it funneh..but it caught me out  ;D :D
Somewhere, deep down I really hoped it would fly, pretty funny nonetheless. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 23-08-2013, 17:08:29
Why Mercedes-Benz cars rule:
http://vimeo.com/72718945 (http://vimeo.com/72718945)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: flyboy_fx on 24-08-2013, 03:08:28
40% scale RC beaver. It is actually made fully from aluminum! Just listen to that $5600 radial engine roar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrOZsQRkFL4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0X5IRyzOqg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 24-08-2013, 14:08:25
Have you heard about the casting for the new Batman film? That is horrible! How could they do something like that.. totally the wrong actor! He will ruin he character!


(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/td/1a9/pfeq/448530/normal_1270881248.jpg)


I mean come on! Heath Ledger as the Joker!? It will be shit.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-08-2013, 19:08:01
Have you heard about the casting for the new Batman film? That is horrible! How could they do something like that.. totally the wrong actor! He will ruin he character!


(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/td/1a9/pfeq/448530/normal_1270881248.jpg)


I mean come on! Heath Ledger as the Joker!? It will be shit.
(http://i.imgur.com/FkvmXMN.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 24-08-2013, 20:08:14
Steve Buscemi!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alakazou on 24-08-2013, 22:08:06
I mean come on! Heath Ledger as the Joker!? It will be shit.

This is reminding me of other example ^^

Here a short list:
-Anne hathaway =Catwoman
-Micheal Keaton =Batman
-Hugh Jackman =Wolverine
-Christian Bale =Batman
-Tom Hardy = Bane
-Robert Downey Junior = Tony Stark

All of them was shout down by people ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-08-2013, 00:08:42
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rubiks_fdfb41_1555743.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-08-2013, 00:08:16
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5dZP9G_460sa.gif)

Aww  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 25-08-2013, 12:08:24
So, what would you guys do with it?

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aPvMM3w_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-08-2013, 12:08:44
So, what would you guys do with it?

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aPvMM3w_700b.jpg)
Iodine.

I wouldn't eat it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2013, 14:08:41
Siben, any military smoke grenade wich has a violet colour uses iodine

(http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x3743173/iodine_fumes_iodine_i2_fumes_in_flask_while_being_heated_iodine_is_a_corrosive_grayish-black__3W2505.jpg)
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Post by: Tankbuster on 25-08-2013, 15:08:04
wonder if it will dissolve in water.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-08-2013, 16:08:03
Well, if it is iodine then yes, it will dissolve.  Iodine solution is used as a surface antiseptic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 25-08-2013, 17:08:30
exactly my point, Iodine also has a shine like most metals.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2013, 19:08:08
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0jGjZ_700b_v2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 25-08-2013, 19:08:20
How can you compare cocainnum to twilight?! Is is not THAT bad :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 25-08-2013, 19:08:29
Twilight is at the same time cute and horrible, like looking at a crayon drawing of a clown fucking your mom.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 25-08-2013, 20:08:22
At least the Twilight vampires are closer to Bram Stoker's works than most modern vampires.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 25-08-2013, 22:08:52
Twilight is at the same time cute and horrible, like looking at a crayon drawing of a clown fucking your mom.

This comparison is so awesome, that I bet that someone will adapt it into his or her signature  ;D .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-08-2013, 23:08:38
I would gladly put that in my signature ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 26-08-2013, 07:08:50
At least the Twilight vampires are closer to Bram Stoker's works than most modern vampires.

The horror.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-08-2013, 18:08:01
http://www.beautyexists.net/humanity/iceland-you-are-doing-it-right/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 26-08-2013, 19:08:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xBE4Pq-9Hns
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 27-08-2013, 06:08:53
Putin is a bit bored:
(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/52/8d/528d67d6ddfe21a8/0/1117961.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 27-08-2013, 06:08:52
Eh, he's always bored at things like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mud Buddha on 27-08-2013, 13:08:39
(http://s21.postimg.org/pbkdl8cs7/Canada_Belgium.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-08-2013, 14:08:39
(http://i.imgur.com/eKF5W.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 27-08-2013, 15:08:20
The carton is Japanese eh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-08-2013, 23:08:32
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a3Y7GZe_460sa.gif)

Russian baywatch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 28-08-2013, 09:08:35
http://vimeo.com/73215350
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 28-08-2013, 10:08:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a3Y7GZe_460sa.gif)

Russian baywatch


(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hoff_germany.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 28-08-2013, 11:08:20
Just one question: Why the hell, thinks everybody around the world that David Hasselhoff is still ultra famous in germany?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-08-2013, 12:08:35
Same reason people around the world think that Americans are all about guns and getting fat, Frenchies about Surrendering, Brits about drinking tea, North Koreans about Nuking, Greeks about being broke, Japanese about being weird, Australians about being killed by their country and Jamaicans about smoking weed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-08-2013, 12:08:28
What?

We love Hasselhoff!

(http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-474011-galleryV9-dbjx.jpg)
March 2013.


Edit://
And Hasselhoff loves us.
(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-474016-galleryV9-utrg.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-08-2013, 12:08:34
Just one question: Why the hell, thinks everybody around the world that David Hasselhoff is still ultra famous in germany?
Because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNpCn0nAlR0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 29-08-2013, 00:08:27
Just one question: Why the hell, thinks everybody around the world that David Hasselhoff is still ultra famous in germany?

One day in my German class, we were given a project: Pick a song performed in German and provide a translation of it.
I chose Lied vom Vaterland by Oktoberklub, but another girl picked a Hasselhoff song performed live. My Thuringian Professor was extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed at how the girls screamed at the Hoff like he was Paul McCartney.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-08-2013, 01:08:04
(http://hugelolcdn.com/i/177083.gif)


totally forgot I found it yesterday
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 29-08-2013, 08:08:43
I was recently attacked by a vicious man with a pineapple.
Unfortunately my 16-ton weight was currently in the shop getting polished, so I had to run for my life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 29-08-2013, 20:08:20
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1236411_10153191035640296_201788649_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-08-2013, 22:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5IFJqjXiQ

Girls und panzer and katyusha
one of my russian friends here says its very well sung
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 29-08-2013, 23:08:52
(meanwile: 1 day passed and im still laughing at this!)

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7623/la9.gif)

(pls no politic argument)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 30-08-2013, 10:08:12
You´re quite an attention whore, aren´t you, Damaso?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 30-08-2013, 12:08:04
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=905_1377620480
D:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 30-08-2013, 17:08:20
This is all kinds of amazing: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ld3ey/iama_dwarf_who_aspires_to_become_a_blacksmith_ama/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-08-2013, 18:08:21
Featherless Utahraptor prank in Japan

http://www.theladbible.com/media/extreme-japanese-raptor-prank
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 30-08-2013, 18:08:38
It's actually a baby Tyrannosaurus.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 30-08-2013, 18:08:50
You´re quite an attention whore, aren´t you, Damaso?

Honnestly im not and i do not pretend to be... but at the same time, i admit than actually looks like i am one :-/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 31-08-2013, 04:08:53
(http://i.imgur.com/dO9IzvN.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 01-09-2013, 00:09:47
VIDEO OF THE WEEK HOLY CRAP  :o

Giant boulder almost crush a car! Lucky guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wWuH7MIeCA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-09-2013, 01:09:21
I love how you can see the tip of the mount break away at 0:02, for it to hit the road 24 seconds later. A James Bond movie scene wouldn't look any better.
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Post by: GooGeL on 01-09-2013, 15:09:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgCDCnKx1Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 01-09-2013, 17:09:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgCDCnKx1Q
OMG A PLANE EMPTYING IT'S GAS TANKS, MIND-CONTROL LIQUIDS!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 01-09-2013, 20:09:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wWuH7MIeCA

Pebble on the road.

REpost, like 4 posts back, do you even check this tread?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-09-2013, 21:09:49

REpost, like 4 posts back, do you even check this tread?
My description was a lot more handsome.
(http://i.imgur.com/B1YlByd.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nm5e3N3.jpg)
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 01-09-2013, 22:09:31
(http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/f9/70/f97078_4767328.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-09-2013, 22:09:30
DAYUM NIGGA thats some long post there dawg!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 01-09-2013, 22:09:11
Bitch it ain't mah fault yall niggas illiterate n shit, yo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 01-09-2013, 23:09:11
After reading in another thread /b/-corruption, i googled what /b/ was, this is what urban dictionnary gave me:

Quote
   
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-09-2013, 23:09:45
http://imgur.com/a/p7SqK
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Post by: RommelBr on 02-09-2013, 03:09:49

 New feature on ARMA III - Propelled/Bouncing Mortars
(http://i.imgur.com/t7wrH8r.gif)
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Post by: Kubador on 02-09-2013, 22:09:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXHkX-iqeM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 02-09-2013, 22:09:26
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5224bd2bb1fb4-nanners-playing-prophunt-while-removing-kebab.php
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Post by: Smiles on 03-09-2013, 00:09:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PA4-aLB1uEY#t=38 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PA4-aLB1uEY#t=38)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-09-2013, 11:09:34
Brain, what are you doing?
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a6wbr3q_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-09-2013, 11:09:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ66pOtfOYg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWO4_YxpzL4
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Post by: Tankbuster on 05-09-2013, 13:09:04
http://www.kontraband.com/movie/37315/disney-movie-posters-redesigned-tarantino-films/page/5/0 (http://www.kontraband.com/movie/37315/disney-movie-posters-redesigned-tarantino-films/page/5/0)
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 05-09-2013, 15:09:54
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1009865_634292813249370_247305995_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-09-2013, 14:09:26
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WybAd_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-09-2013, 17:09:16
(http://i.imgur.com/f6ZY5Mo.gif)
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Post by: GooGeL on 06-09-2013, 18:09:38
(http://i.imgur.com/m3FkQAy.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 06-09-2013, 19:09:03
Probably an injury in his foot preventing the wearing of tight shoes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 06-09-2013, 20:09:18
And to be exactly correct, it was the president of Finland who went there, not the prime minister. :)
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Post by: Smiles on 06-09-2013, 22:09:03
(http://i.imgur.com/qvbcUCi.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-09-2013, 04:09:28
Probably an injury in his foot preventing the wearing of tight shoes.
That was also my conclusion, it was still helluva funny. Cause usually everthing is cotton swabbed.
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Post by: Biiviz on 07-09-2013, 13:09:22
What seems to be your major malfunction, Norway?


Ylvis - The Fox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 07-09-2013, 18:09:38
Need some actual jokes in this thread.

I'll start with a WW2 joke.

One day a German soldier went to the barber. While he was getting beard shaved, the barber asked "Were you in the Warsaw uprisings mister?" but the soldier pretends not to hear. After a minute, he asks the same question again and the soldier pretends if he didnt hear it again. After one more minute the barber asks the same question again. The soldier gets angry and says "what the hell is wrong with you?! Whereever I served, it doesnt concern you. Whay are you asking the same question over and over again?"

And the barber says: "Whenever I say Warsaw you get goosebumps, and its easier for me to shave your beard"

I laughed a lot when I first heard this.
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Post by: Kalkalash on 07-09-2013, 19:09:05
Need some actual jokes in this thread.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



A pizza doesn't scream in an oven
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 07-09-2013, 22:09:21
Except if it made with anchovies. Then, it screams.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2013, 06:09:01
Some media shit

BBC's Headline: "Putin ally set to win Moscow poll"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24004840#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

Reuters Headline: "Putin foe manages strong showing in Moscow vote"

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/09/us-russia-moscow-election-idUSBRE98703520130909?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 09-09-2013, 06:09:46
Fuck them all. Ivan Melnikov, dammit Moscow! Feeling helpless considering that I'm not in a position to vote.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 09-09-2013, 08:09:54
(http://i.imgur.com/qvbcUCi.gif)

IM laughing so hard to this!
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Post by: Paythoss on 09-09-2013, 08:09:57
(http://s13.postimg.org/5dk00j4yb/1378618780963.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/5dk00j4yb/)
And the bus from Hel(l)  ;D
(http://s23.postimg.org/si586i71z/100_8772.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/si586i71z/)
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 09-09-2013, 08:09:17
I giggled at "O kurw-"  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-09-2013, 11:09:47
Some media shit

BBC's Headline: "Putin ally set to win Moscow poll"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24004840#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

Reuters Headline: "Putin foe manages strong showing in Moscow vote"

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/09/us-russia-moscow-election-idUSBRE98703520130909?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

Is there anything supposed to be funny about that? I don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 09-09-2013, 12:09:02
Because they are opposite articles about the same subject.
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Post by: Smiles on 09-09-2013, 14:09:03
(http://mojoimage.com/free-image-hosting-11/7065tumblr_m03eqqpBwj1qet1tyo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2013, 16:09:36
Some media shit

BBC's Headline: "Putin ally set to win Moscow poll"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24004840#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

Reuters Headline: "Putin foe manages strong showing in Moscow vote"

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/09/us-russia-moscow-election-idUSBRE98703520130909?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

Is there anything supposed to be funny about that? I don't get it.

It is about the Moscow Mayor election being won by Sergei Sobyanin, a candidate highly endorsed by Kremlin, which is currently dominated by people who support Vladimir Putin.

You see how the article is written and the choice of the title.

BBC, not being neutral this time, tried to portray the news by stressing how the victor of Moscow mayor election is actually a Kremlin-backed candidate.

Reuters, deliberately spun on the result by pointing out how the supposedly their audience-backed candidate had managed to perform during the voting. It implies that there are quite strong number of people who actually oppose the establishment.
Mind you, even the Russian edition headline does not differ from the US that I linked above:
http://ru.reuters.com/article/topNews/idRUMSE98800320130909

Now we all know how "the world" hated those who fill the Kremlin right now. But still, a media that represents the sentiment of certain point of view isn't right, IMO. There is no such thing as media's "morale mission" to bring the audience the correct point-of-view on how to look at things. BBC itself is often misleading when they talk about the growing extremism in Indonesia.
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Post by: Tankbuster on 09-09-2013, 16:09:04
BBC being neutral Hah
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Post by: Zoologic on 09-09-2013, 16:09:40
Along with Al Jazeera, BBC news is quite the least worst mainstream news provider available on the net though.
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Post by: Tankbuster on 09-09-2013, 16:09:00
It's coverage on thesubcontinent is shit though
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Post by: GooGeL on 09-09-2013, 21:09:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdjxPY2j_0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 09-09-2013, 22:09:23
http://mojoimage.com/free-image-hosting-11/7065tumblr_m03eqqpBwj1qet1tyo1_500.gif

I just scrolled through this thread listening to the Beverly Hills Cop theme in a sentimental mood, when I encountered your gif. The Beverly Hills Cop theme gave the gif a whole new meaning. My WFT moment of the day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 10-09-2013, 02:09:02
http://mojoimage.com/free-image-hosting-11/7065tumblr_m03eqqpBwj1qet1tyo1_500.gif

I just scrolled through this thread listening to the Beverly Hills Cop theme in a sentimental mood, when I encountered your gif. The Beverly Hills Cop theme gave the gif a whole new meaning. My WFT moment of the day.
HAHAHHA oh god this tune
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Post by: Damaso on 10-09-2013, 10:09:47
http://mojoimage.com/free-image-hosting-11/7065tumblr_m03eqqpBwj1qet1tyo1_500.gif

I just scrolled through this thread listening to the Beverly Hills Cop theme in a sentimental mood, when I encountered your gif. The Beverly Hills Cop theme gave the gif a whole new meaning. My WFT moment of the day.



Wait... ISNT THAT TUNE THE ONE USED AT THE CRAZY FROG SONG?

Man i love that tune! :D

(the original one of course...)

Its also used in that movie "Monsters vs Aliens" wen the President of the United States go make the first contact with the allien, and he starts playing that song on a "piano".. epic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 10-09-2013, 13:09:49
A Lambo for a 1000$ ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWd7Pv8ew5c

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/181/367/closeenough.png?1317606898)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-09-2013, 18:09:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajrXX5x_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 10-09-2013, 23:09:04
Study: Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens
News in Brief • Breaking News: Boston • News • ISSUE 49•16 • Apr 19, 2013

WASHINGTON—Following FBI reports this morning that the suspects implicated in Monday’s Boston Marathon bombing are of Chechen descent, efforts to thoughtlessly stereotype the alleged terrorists were impeded by the majority of Americans’ lack of basic knowledge about Chechnya or the Chechen people, a new study has confirmed. “Our research shows that, while many Americans would like nothing more than to make sweeping, insensitive generalizations about these two individuals based purely on their ethnic identity, this process is largely impeded by the fact that 9 out of 10 Americans truly know next to nothing about Chechnya, including even the very barest details of what or where Chechnya is,” said lead researcher Dr. Tim Kinane, adding that a majority of American citizens are almost totally unaware of Chechen history and culture, how to locate Chechnya on a map, whether Chechnya is a country or a city or a region, or that a person from Chechnya is called a Chechen. “Clinical trials show that most individuals will make brief, fumbling attempts to stereotype Chechens based on what little they know about Russians, but eventually drop the subject entirely after running out of anything to say within seconds.” Kinane’s team was able to confirm, however, that once research subjects were told Chechnya is a predominantly Muslim region, they were “usually pretty good to go from there.”

http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-majority-of-americans-not-informed-enough-to,32124/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 11-09-2013, 12:09:58
(http://i.imgur.com/L2k9v7T.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/2S8rQsk.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 11-09-2013, 20:09:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ
Kickstarter for World War III.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 11-09-2013, 20:09:26
I like supporting great ideas, and the rewards! This is just fantastic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 12-09-2013, 12:09:01
(http://art.ngfiles.com/images/190/toonhole_veteran-s-day.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-09-2013, 13:09:49
Kubador, it is NSFW or NFSW material dude  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 12-09-2013, 22:09:13
Kubador, it is NSFW or NFSW material dude  ;D

yeah, how dare they smoke a joint!    :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 13-09-2013, 02:09:35
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ABC_funtown_seaside_lpl_130912_4x3t_384.jpg)

So the New Jersey Boardwalk is on fire....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-09-2013, 11:09:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hKNDml12Big
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-09-2013, 12:09:57
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 13-09-2013, 21:09:00
Happy Friday 13th!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyzJStkVC0U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-09-2013, 01:09:10
After a while, it has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 14-09-2013, 03:09:57
(http://www.naoligo.com/kkk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tiro-ao-alvo-russia.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2013, 10:09:03
(http://www.naoligo.com/kkk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tiro-ao-alvo-russia.gif)
PAW HAHA


Not sure if AMX 13

Or Kurrasier Tank destroyer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 15-09-2013, 00:09:00
http://youtu.be/9G4fUeuAfGo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 15-09-2013, 03:09:33
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1184967_590343481011999_2070524276_n.jpg)

Internet these days.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 15-09-2013, 04:09:15
If you think that you are good with jets in battlefield,look this (Click here) (http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/-AlphaNerd-Ger-/vehicles/365942709/)

1240h = 51 days of total play

Edit: To not make two consecutive posts...

Holy muthafocka URSS.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1208641_517501934999402_2090990775_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-09-2013, 12:09:53
Why are the scales for Hiroshima and Tzar Bomba completely different? In the first it's tiny, in the other it's the same size as Mike in the first scale.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 15-09-2013, 12:09:01
The first scale is comparison of power (the mushroom cloud are there only to represent the difference), the second one is comparison of the actual mushroom clouds size. Tzar bomba was bajilion times more powerful, but the mushroom cloud was "only" few times higher.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 15-09-2013, 12:09:44
That has to be the tallest 'shroom ever seen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 15-09-2013, 12:09:03
Yeah, the explosive energy of Littleboy was 16 kilotons and that of the Tsar Bomba 50 megatons of TNT. That's over 3000 times as much energy. The height of the mushroom cloud depends more on the characteristics of the atmosphere than on the bomb yield. As the cloud goes higher, it reaches cooler air and its ascent slows down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom_cloud#Nuclear_mushroom_clouds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 15-09-2013, 17:09:31
after Vol.1 - oh you, Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giGAEe3_Ft0

after Vol.2 - ...derp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6utTt1TcE#t=129
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 16-09-2013, 14:09:56
(http://www.naoligo.com/kkk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tiro-ao-alvo-russia.gif)
PAW HAHA


Not sure if AMX 13

Or Kurrasier Tank destroyer

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n85/darth_shatner/shot_026.jpg)

Don't need no stinkin' skeets!  :P (quite sure that bug has been fixed tho) pic not mine
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 16-09-2013, 16:09:17
Joke time
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/554535_10202061440967552_194963765_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-09-2013, 12:09:19
Dont wory, it's not porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUBiOOx0Pxw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-09-2013, 21:09:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzL5jdMTIW0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: BroskiDerpman on 17-09-2013, 21:09:50
4 students vs 1 teacher, who's going to win!

XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-09-2013, 22:09:04
Having a conversation with Flippy in a nutshell

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aQqeM9w_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-09-2013, 04:09:19
http://imgur.com/a/tZQjc



(http://i.imgur.com/omyFUPl.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/avqjq.gif)

lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 18-09-2013, 11:09:19
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/axN00LY_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 18-09-2013, 16:09:03
Having a conversation with Flippy in a nutshell

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aQqeM9w_700b.jpg)
Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs are phonetic, so your and you're would be spelled the same.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-09-2013, 17:09:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yTzw_QXlAQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 18-09-2013, 18:09:50
Late war paint job and more proof of the close cooperation between Germany and Japan.

(http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/8/8/5/9/6/a5610006-248-Bf109_hello_kitty.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-09-2013, 21:09:04
http://youtu.be/AFRdzFjnUiE

A modern take on Right Said Fred
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 19-09-2013, 14:09:21
Late war paint job and more proof of the close cooperation between Germany and Japan.

(http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/8/8/5/9/6/a5610006-248-Bf109_hello_kitty.jpg)

Have you pre-ordered Il2 BOS by any chance?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 19-09-2013, 17:09:14
Have you pre-ordered Il2 BOS by any chance?
No, got it via someone's FB account.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 20-09-2013, 14:09:54
Oh Varusteleka, how I love thee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV8qj2KgT8Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 21-09-2013, 00:09:23
(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/efc472defaa0e726980546b59ea0d508/tumblr_mtezjju8oP1rwwnylo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 21-09-2013, 03:09:02
Have you pre-ordered Il2 BOS by any chance?
No, got it via someone's FB account.

K, just asked because that exact same picture was shown on founder's forum(topic was soviet skins btw-amusing offtopic tho. Some members said that they would pay double what they paid for the game so as not to see stuff like that in-game, lol)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-09-2013, 09:09:19
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/1/341/340066/thumb_620x2000/ADHD.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 21-09-2013, 23:09:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUaSQBHgH-0 The IT crowd
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 22-09-2013, 01:09:46
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/272/1/7/Chance_Encounter_by_FlamebloodQuickblade.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 22-09-2013, 01:09:10
Not funny, but interesting. Hitler speaking with Mannerheim with his normal voice. Very interesting. A must watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR9tcpKZec
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 22-09-2013, 02:09:15
^That's changed my views of Hitler to a degree, he did have some foresight after all. We would have been the first to start the war, but I think we waited for them to do it so they would look like the bad guys. I wish there were more recordings like that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 22-09-2013, 10:09:02
Why is something like this not available in Germany? I simply do not understand it. It does not glorify Hitler or something, it is just part of German history that Germans are not allowed to see.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 22-09-2013, 17:09:53
Not funny, but interesting. Hitler speaking with Mannerheim with his normal voice. Very interesting. A must watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR9tcpKZec

"This video is not available in your country." FFS

-thank god for all this proxy bullshit and whatnot
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 22-09-2013, 20:09:28
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1045259_533488633390227_1482824415_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 22-09-2013, 21:09:50
(http://i.imgur.com/HUKwFsi.jpg)

.
.
.

(https://fbcdn-photos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1240496_526548037425930_1151447100_a.jpg)

Sorry if was too long
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-09-2013, 21:09:41
These "first world problem" memes are fundamentally stupid. You will always find somebody who has it harder than you, that doesn't mean your problems should be easily dismissed. That's like telling a homeless person in your country that he shouldn't complain, because the Syrians have it harder. Might as well tell a Syrian that he shouldn't complain, after all think of the poor slave workers in the African mercury mines...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 22-09-2013, 22:09:05
These "first world problem" memes are fundamentally stupid. You will always find somebody who has it harder than you, that doesn't mean your problems should be easily dismissed. That's like telling a homeless person in your country that he shouldn't complain, because the Syrians have it harder. Might as well tell a Syrian that he shouldn't complain, after all think of the poor slave workers in the African mercury mines...
I agree.  I also dislike the attitude of many people of military backgrounds who think that civilians can't ever complain about anything because they haven't gone to war. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-09-2013, 00:09:11
You're both right but it's good to have some sense of perspective also.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 23-09-2013, 00:09:22
http://kotaku.com/5844214/idiot-documentarians-reveal-secret-ira-terrorism-footage-its-a-video-game-from-2009
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-09-2013, 00:09:24
http://kotaku.com/5844214/idiot-documentarians-reveal-secret-ira-terrorism-footage-its-a-video-game-from-2009

That's hilarious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-09-2013, 04:09:06
These "first world problem" memes are fundamentally stupid. You will always find somebody who has it harder than you, that doesn't mean your problems should be easily dismissed. That's like telling a homeless person in your country that he shouldn't complain, because the Syrians have it harder. Might as well tell a Syrian that he shouldn't complain, after all think of the poor slave workers in the African mercury mines...
I agree.  I also dislike the attitude of many people of military backgrounds who think that civilians can't ever complain about anything because they haven't gone to war.

I guess it is third-world thing, where the military is still untouchable barons and nobility, yet a lot of commoners are stuck there, and that's why we mostly think it is a quick chance to be superheroes with little use of your brains (e.g. either because you fail in class or some other inferiority complex). It is like  People worship military like crazy here, some even develop fanboyish attitude towards Nazi Germany. What I like about people here is that FHers seems to have healthy dose of military passion despite their crazy knowledge about guns and history.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oddball on 23-09-2013, 04:09:36
These "first world problem" memes are fundamentally stupid. You will always find somebody who has it harder than you, that doesn't mean your problems should be easily dismissed. That's like telling a homeless person in your country that he shouldn't complain, because the Syrians have it harder. Might as well tell a Syrian that he shouldn't complain, after all think of the poor slave workers in the African mercury mines...
I agree.  I also dislike the attitude of many people of military backgrounds who think that civilians can't ever complain about anything because they haven't gone to war.

I guess it is third-world thing, where the military is still untouchable barons and nobility, yet a lot of commoners are stuck there, and that's why we mostly think it is a quick chance to be superheroes with little use of your brains (e.g. either because you fail in class or some other inferiority complex). It is like  People worship military like crazy here, some even develop fanboyish attitude towards Nazi Germany. What I like about people here is that FHers seems to have healthy dose of military passion despite their crazy knowledge about guns and history.

Well, I think you'll find that healthy respect towards the military relates directly to our awareness of history. Despite a good many of "FHers" have never actually served in their country's armed forces, they are indeed knowledgeable about the horrors and complications war creates. Yet, their fascination in war (WWII in particular) and respect for the hardships the average soldier face, leave them with this healthy balance.

Anyways, Joke on lads.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-09-2013, 14:09:43
Meanwhile Rome 2 memes.

(http://i.imgur.com/0enCU3K.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 24-09-2013, 22:09:03
(http://asset-d.soup.io/asset/5521/5333_d38f.gif)

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/be-fg-presidential-samuel-l-jackson-berates-barack-obama-over-grammar-8840905.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 26-09-2013, 18:09:33
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/1/747/746909/thumb_620x2000/Special_Forces.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 26-09-2013, 22:09:56
http://www.boredpanda.com/fun-maps-they-didnt-teach-you-in-school/

(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/copyrightWrapper/watermark.php?display=true&image=http://bp3.uuuploads.com/fun-maps/fun-maps-12.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 26-09-2013, 23:09:44
Every country England ever invaded? I don't think so!

(http://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/copyrightWrapper/watermark.php?display=true&image=http://bp.uuuploads.com/fun-maps/fun-maps-35.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-09-2013, 23:09:41
There should be a map with the title "Countries that invaded belgium"

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 26-09-2013, 23:09:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Yz7FFlFy8eM#t=300 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Yz7FFlFy8eM#t=300)

Holy shit what a beast.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-09-2013, 23:09:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Yz7FFlFy8eM#t=300 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Yz7FFlFy8eM#t=300)

Holy shit what a beast.
DAYUM NATURE
U SCAREH
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-09-2013, 13:09:39
Jason vs The Ultimate LEGO Machine (LuuMa EV3)  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xCd55oSgO4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 29-09-2013, 05:09:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wck6l-CAUVA&feature=share&t=1h12m38s
GTA V
I just lost it, I had to pause the video for a whole minute!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 29-09-2013, 21:09:18

   While i'm not paying attention in class, i usually try to do this, the only problem is that my thumb don´t help me because it only gets straight
   
   (http://imgdonkey.com/big/WWtZVnAwYg/tyl-this-is-a-sport-in-japan.gif)

   This is a way for you to learn something that is not as boring as the class in front  :P
   Also this is kind of a sport in japan ( so far i only saw asians doing this)

Quote
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1376394_524167074332888_662724431_n.jpg)
Today children we will learn how to... no wait...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 03-10-2013, 08:10:11
wow 3 days went by....  BUMP!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7v8v81EZ1Q
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 03-10-2013, 09:10:36
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/092010/1285006444_beating-up-a-pole.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 03-10-2013, 17:10:30
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c215/Bass8987/wtf-21-gif.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/a4uhH.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/2j6Yy.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-10-2013, 17:10:00
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/d/a/Atlas_ruining_furries_by_flyingdebris.jpg)


Atlas taking care of furries...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-10-2013, 20:10:16
How to create chocolate out of nothing. http://www.wimp.com/createchocolate/

Me not get it  ??? >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-10-2013, 22:10:22
i'd say the squares in the mid are less big, yet look the same size with some help of the crack. I have to admit i had to watch it a few times before i got it. You see that the cut angle makes the pieces on the right bigger than those to the left, so if u shift them, u change the size of the mid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-10-2013, 22:10:13
What?
Where is that middle piece, referring to the one you talk about? And what bricks are less big about a industrially produced chocolate bar?

It's a simple geometrical trick, I'd even say it is more math than geometry. The square bricks stamped into the bar just add to the illusion.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 03-10-2013, 22:10:55
(http://i.imgur.com/a4uhH.gif)
This just might be my favourite YT video of all time
 Sadly the gif cuts it short.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta_I6hYqx7w

Impossible to find it without cheesy music
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 03-10-2013, 23:10:11
What?
Where is that middle piece, referring to the one you talk about? And what bricks are less big about a industrially produced chocolate bar?

It's a simple geometrical trick, I'd even say it is more math than geometry. The square bricks stamped into the bar just add to the illusion.

due to the way it's cut, the middle brick (ie the bricks where the line goes trough) is slightly shorter then the other bricks due to the repositioning of the bar. Hence the total of missing space due to repositioning is one brick.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-10-2013, 00:10:24
Day by day timelapse of World War 2 in Europe:

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/tweede-wereldoorloog-in-europa-dag-voor-dag-timelapse-16627

Pretty cool.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 04-10-2013, 00:10:35
(http://i.imgur.com/a4uhH.gif)
This just might be my favourite YT video of all time
 Sadly the gif cuts it short.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta_I6hYqx7w

Impossible to find it without cheesy music

Haha yea man, i love how he puts down the leash, looks at the dog like "hey man you gonna wait right", walk allong, looks one more time and goes into fantasy world  ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-10-2013, 04:10:38
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e3979dc4966afa319bb4c7ac4a32c31/tumblr_ms4z9aQQy81rnvzfwo1_r1_500.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/73638d6e653d773bbabbe40ce6cdc8cc/tumblr_ms4z9aQQy81rnvzfwo2_r1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/55eec6da5823e55e47d812f04e8db95f/tumblr_ms4z9aQQy81rnvzfwo4_r1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/02252b2beab29a3465f8375bf7e32b4b/tumblr_ms4z9aQQy81rnvzfwo5_r1_500.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/341a1ec07f915836fcc054adad968843/tumblr_ms4z9aQQy81rnvzfwo7_r1_500.jpg)

More on: http://sartorialmike.tumblr.com/post/59803837045/foldthesky-amandaonwriting-11-untranslatable
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 04-10-2013, 09:10:44
If you have half hour to spare, watch this 30 minutes of fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuusa0Wj0Lg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-10-2013, 19:10:13
(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1377538_4911246159166_548289485_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 04-10-2013, 22:10:53
(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1377538_4911246159166_548289485_n.jpg)

I would really like to get this (seems interesting)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-10-2013, 23:10:06
political crisis years ago

goverment was not formed for many times. Belgium did not have an official goverment for 540 days.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-10-2013, 01:10:32
Keeping the boat off all the time for a new governement was prety sweet thinking of the governing parties. All the time they could keep their old qualition under the "running business" and they could keep pressing their stamp on the policies, and while they wait all shit out, they can blame the opposition for not wanting a governement.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Miklas on 05-10-2013, 10:10:49
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/10/813000910.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 05-10-2013, 21:10:46
I laughed so hard that I began to feel pain...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8EiJHmHPVig#t=418
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8EiJHmHPVig#t=418)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 05-10-2013, 23:10:55
Best part is the drill war hahaha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 06-10-2013, 22:10:21
(http://i.imgur.com/JY3eozc.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kchMSpp.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/lvnAAJj.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-10-2013, 09:10:50
Only in Australia....Wild Pig Drinks 18 Beers, Gets in Fight with Cow (http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/3981/20130914/australian-wild-pig-drinks-18-beers-gets-fight-cow.htm).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 07-10-2013, 12:10:10
Nice. But 18 cans of beer, that pig must have been more after alcohol than after any food.

I also enjoyed the comments and its replies:

Quote
Good grief. Why didn't they just shoot it and throw it on a smoker for a delicious meal? Oh...I forgot the Aussies have been turned into disarmed slaves. My bad.

Quote
Just so you know, I'll be taking my kids shooting this weekend and we are going to dedicate the day of celebration to you, "anon". We will expend much ammo in the celebration of our superior intellect and mechanical skill over your skills of being a pussy.

'MURICAH!

Nah, just funny to see the typical US gun loving family stereotype. At least it caused some more entertaining shitstorm.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-10-2013, 17:10:05
Why you need hands if you can kill it bare hands?

Haven't you see Australian crocodile dundee man-handled a saltwater crocodile, which is much bigger than its American puny cousin so-called "alligator"?

Anyway

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1381830_560980840635566_625439690_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 07-10-2013, 21:10:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqNvskS_kM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 08-10-2013, 18:10:49
(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/c3/af/c3af2d47153841f9/0/1131323.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-10-2013, 20:10:08
At first i was gonna say "Hey he still has a round in the chamber". But then i noticed the second kick was not going for the hand.


Clever girl.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2013, 20:10:52
you should have seen the Cod wanna be military guys on 9gag
"HEY HE STILL HAS ROUND IN CHAMBER"


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-10-2013, 21:10:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE_PMOZ9bBo "Anal Breathing and massage"

Hah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 08-10-2013, 22:10:33
That seems like something where, in reality, the guy holding the gun would have pulled the trigger the moment the leg started rising....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2013, 22:10:44
And also, ye, this is why i support the continued use of bayonets
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-10-2013, 04:10:00
That technique won't work for guns with doesn't have pronounced cocking mechanism.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 09-10-2013, 10:10:29
Hmm ... I don't have time to check , but i have hope this isn't a repost  ;D
(http://s15.postimg.org/rkmohe87v/funny_picdump_365_640_high_11.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-10-2013, 13:10:38
"Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman named best global actors" (http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2013/10/08/cage-kidman-china-acting-award/2947177/)


Quote
No, it's not quite Oscars season yet, but Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman have been named the best actors in the world.

They were top winners at China's Huading Awards in Macau on Monday, winning best global actor (Cage) and best global actress (Kidman) in motion pictures.

...

List...

Best global actor in motion pictures -- Nicolas Cage

Best global actress in motion pictures -- Nicole Kidman

Best global singer -- Avril Lavigne

Best global director in motion pictures -- Quentin Tarantino

RLY?


Anyway, about Chinese fusion aircrafts:

This is the new Y-20 transport aircraft

(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/photo/2013-01/27/132130440_191n.jpg)

(http://www.zzwave.com/plaboard/uploads/Y20_C17_IL76_campare_1.jpg)

Top: Il-76, middle: Y-20, bottom: C-17

This is the new J-31

(http://blogs.defensenews.com/intercepts/files/2012/11/J31-f35-compare2.jpg)

This is the COMAC ARJ-21, the "indigenously developed" passenger jet aircraft by China. Well, using foreign made parts are okay. But apart from models they can copy from... why use an aircraft which is deemed obsolete like Dc-9/MD-80 family??!?

Fuselage & tail empenage = Dc-9's (McDonnell Douglas used to make MD-80s/Dc-9-80s in Shanghai)
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/0p8PVlVrxJM/maxresdefault.jpg)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/SAS_DC-9-21_SE-DBR.jpg)

Main wing = Tu-334 (Tupolev is consulted by COMAC during development)

(http://tangosixblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ARJ21-700.jpg)(http://www.flugzeuginfo.net/acimages/tu334_andreipechenkin.jpg)

Can't comment on the engine, it is using GE CF-34, which are popular on aircraft of this size. It is also used by Embraer E-jets and Bombardier CRJ series. It is a brilliant choice actually.

So yeah, if you want to see your two or more favourite objects blended, favourite actors given award, you still have the chance, in CHINA!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-10-2013, 14:10:57
Tarantino i understand, but the rest...  ???

And the J-31 basically looks like a badass version of the lame F-35 in my opinion, and it will probably be a lot cheaper.

oh and on-topic  ;D
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/low-down-dirty-time-6.jpg?w=500&h=671)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/you-need-help-03.jpg?w=500&h=500)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/you-need-help-17.jpg?w=500&h=500)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/you-need-help-19.jpg?w=500&h=184)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/you-need-help-14.jpg?w=500&h=375)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 10-10-2013, 23:10:05
(http://i.imgur.com/x8Jkwlb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zGUGIiS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NrAHVjU.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 10-10-2013, 23:10:45
What is so funny about the "Bigfoot" film?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-10-2013, 00:10:12
Not everything in this thread is funny.  It's not like it is against the rules to mix funny and interesting content in a single post.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 11-10-2013, 00:10:23
Well the picture is a dilemma, because a man in a bad gorilla suit is usually funny, but fails to deliver here :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 11-10-2013, 02:10:25
The gif is a stabilised version of the famous video, we can clearly see there that it's a human under the suit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-10-2013, 04:10:09
Looks like a legit swampsquatch to me.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-10-2013, 12:10:04
That GIF really needs a "Like i give a fuck" quote moving along with "big foot". Then it would be funny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 11-10-2013, 12:10:56
Goes to show that if you film something crappily enough, everything looks mysterious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 11-10-2013, 13:10:07
It's easier to fake stuff when you reduce the quality to below shit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-10-2013, 17:10:16
NSFW but I lol'd https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WHZXC4GdJQs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 13-10-2013, 01:10:00
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/213/v7z7.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-10-2013, 12:10:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Xc9D8Een9XY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 13-10-2013, 15:10:08
I always found such movies interesting like that, I wouldn't say the over dramatization is due to poor acting, but intentionally there to give a certain feel.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-10-2013, 19:10:39
http://zasmejsa.com/videa/zobrazit/62981/v-tom-rusku-je-mozne-asi-naozaj-vsetko/?lang=en

Looks like Flippy has had a bit too much vodka.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-10-2013, 11:10:04
http://youtu.be/S_PecsEGbsY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 15-10-2013, 07:10:56
This must be the first video of Russians i see where they are not crashing or getting into fights... nice vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmKKaf2F6uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmKKaf2F6uk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 15-10-2013, 15:10:09
This must be the first video of Russians i see where they are not crashing or getting into fights... nice vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmKKaf2F6uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmKKaf2F6uk)

I would say that decades of Communism have taught people to be nice like that, but you never can really know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-10-2013, 17:10:51
Cat master race

http://on.aol.com/video/cats-stealing-dog-beds-517969967
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 15-10-2013, 17:10:54
This must be the first video of Russians i see where they are not crashing or getting into fights... nice vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmKKaf2F6uk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmKKaf2F6uk)

I would say that decades of Communism have taught people to be nice like that, but you never can really know.
One thing communism learned the people is efficiency. Bitch all you want, but food, wares, ETC were barely packed like today, and this resulted in way way, way WAY less unneccesary garbage. Especially moskovites were proud of the tiny bag of waste they had every month
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-10-2013, 18:10:43
Banksy, today.

(http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/posts/main_images/24/original/Tribecca_Full_new-private.jpg)

(http://d2hjf9a2dz967u.cloudfront.net/rich/rich_files/rich_files/37/full/day-15-detail-sized-private.jpg)

http://www.banksy.co.uk (http://www.banksy.co.uk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 15-10-2013, 19:10:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0iyeUcFKRv4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0iyeUcFKRv4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 16-10-2013, 15:10:42
I lolled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4

*edit, dang to late :/*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 16-10-2013, 19:10:52
The Australian wildlife will kill anyone who is not prepared. This specimen is especially deadly. Their weapon of choice: Extreme cuteness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-10-2013, 22:10:59
The Australian wildlife will kill anyone who is not prepared. This specimen is especially deadly. Their weapon of choice: Extreme cuteness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8

An avian bill on a mammal? Such a creature is impossible!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um_ZEFwlWV4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-10-2013, 22:10:49
i thought i read that when the first explorers in Australia sent the hides back to England, they thought in England it was a prank
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 16-10-2013, 23:10:53
The Australian wildlife will kill anyone who is not prepared. This specimen is especially deadly. Their weapon of choice: Extreme cuteness.
Actually the platypus is one of the few venomous mammals. While not lethal to humans, their sting is excruciatingly painful.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 17-10-2013, 00:10:57
The Australian wildlife will kill anyone who is not prepared. This specimen is especially deadly. Their weapon of choice: Extreme cuteness.
Actually the platypus is one of the few venomous mammals. While not lethal to humans, their sting is excruciatingly painful.
Ah, but only the males are venomous. The cute little bugger in the video is female.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-10-2013, 13:10:56
I want one, can i get one daddy please pretty please please plsease plesas plesases please?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chad1992 on 17-10-2013, 15:10:00
Haha I liked this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOg68k60_1k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 17-10-2013, 16:10:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ

"Theme park manager Eddie Stark has one week to whip his lackluster group of employees into shape before the park's grand opening."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 18-10-2013, 13:10:57

Prank With Truck And Train
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=698_1365690897
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-10-2013, 14:10:19
pokemon meets king of the hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3557056207&feature=iv&src_vid=Um_ZEFwlWV4&v=XcHAebR9Aa8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 18-10-2013, 19:10:12
sorry guys...

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 18-10-2013, 20:10:02
(http://complexogeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/0-TRABALHO-flat.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 18-10-2013, 21:10:01
sorry guys...

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)
I'm deeply sorry :

http://clickingbad.nullism.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 18-10-2013, 22:10:52
sorry guys...

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)

I started that two months ago, was up to 100,000,000,000,000,000,000+ cookies a second weeks later. Or something in those numbers, I don't really know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-10-2013, 03:10:40
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/12218/My-Code-Word-For-Taking-The-Dog-For-a-Walk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-10-2013, 14:10:23
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYbYZP7_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 20-10-2013, 19:10:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCifoSmQ1E0&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCifoSmQ1E0&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-10-2013, 19:10:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhuUhaNIWLQ#t=25
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-10-2013, 07:10:09
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fab70dc85fffba8da6ccea4db641fbc/tumblr_muvuzmstHV1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d055b36cd95c59c9a3c59ebaf6a57fe4/tumblr_mv1anjH4a41qfzkpao1_500.jpg)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1c1d4f50106f8899503281c12f9411d7/tumblr_mqd2xlDgeK1qewacoo1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c926b0f67a1329c05f8eddb60d105ca/tumblr_muzz73BXwu1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9a9182edc348599e273a72df2e05c0c/tumblr_muyr72bm0V1qg39ewo1_500.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/86640ba0551677e9c90993e9d0bd149e/tumblr_musmrzh2jp1rji3x6o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 23-10-2013, 09:10:10
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fab70dc85fffba8da6ccea4db641fbc/tumblr_muvuzmstHV1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
von Mudra, is that you?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-10-2013, 15:10:58
I suspect that this is more his style:

(http://i.imgur.com/Cx15vwi.jpg)

Only, instead of a sword, it would be a lafette.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-10-2013, 18:10:42
(http://images.scribblelive.com/2013/10/23/7c0e7fa5-69dd-466f-b8ce-036a7eb99ebc_500.jpg)
CSKA Moskva using green paint to make their field look better
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 23-10-2013, 19:10:29
Glorious grass!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 23-10-2013, 21:10:54
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fab70dc85fffba8da6ccea4db641fbc/tumblr_muvuzmstHV1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
von Mudra, is that you?

Got a pretty good laugh at that this morning, almost spat my oatmeal out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 24-10-2013, 04:10:08

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fab70dc85fffba8da6ccea4db641fbc/tumblr_muvuzmstHV1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

"Run! The species-confused Human will eat/rape us!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 24-10-2013, 04:10:00
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fab70dc85fffba8da6ccea4db641fbc/tumblr_muvuzmstHV1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

DO YOU SEE NOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? DO YOU SEE NOW THE RECKONING?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 24-10-2013, 12:10:58
(http://www.culturalintelligenceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Brits-say-and-mean.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 24-10-2013, 14:10:18
http://youtu.be/x76VEPXYaI0  :o  :o  :o                  &   :o

Different Cam.  http://youtu.be/X0Mr9Z1fhtE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-10-2013, 00:10:31
It's a guy riding a bike over a Canyon btw ^^

Just had a random thought about this scene from Airplane, thought I'd share, always gives me a chuckle!  ;D

Fight Scene From Airplane!  http://youtu.be/f4CizzE-zZo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-10-2013, 13:10:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4Q6trHISg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 25-10-2013, 13:10:54
Dog Escapes Near Death in an Elevator, At right moment the collar broke and he survived (CCTV) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXcynDc5Shg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-10-2013, 16:10:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xniR1GN69U

asdfmovie7 !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 25-10-2013, 19:10:23
Sigh this must be a joke right ?  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oBZaht3nNo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-10-2013, 21:10:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDst1pJypqA

Hah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 26-10-2013, 05:10:05
(http://media.desura.com/cache/images/members/1/325/324087/thumb_940x3000/hammerzeit.jpg)

Just because it hasn't popped up for a while :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-10-2013, 11:10:00
^ Had to look up what it meant  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 26-10-2013, 15:10:56
(http://www.n0.se/f/n/84f11_gzukvfd.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 26-10-2013, 18:10:12
There iz no vei you kan reed zis dokument vitout ze German aksent:
http://i.imgur.com/xuKHr7F.png (http://i.imgur.com/xuKHr7F.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 26-10-2013, 21:10:43
^ Wut?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 27-10-2013, 05:10:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQa0uCjt7b8
What the fuck...
I'm not sure if I'm frightened or laughing right now...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-10-2013, 12:10:25
For all dutch speaking people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0gI0uJ4s2I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-10-2013, 14:10:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoGxA48HQ1g

When attack on titan and Steam meet
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 28-10-2013, 17:10:49
Happy Halloween, Flippy

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/halloween26.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-10-2013, 18:10:10
Wow, now that's some effort. I wonder how many trick or treaters gonna visit that house.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 28-10-2013, 18:10:56
SURPRISE Anschlüss!
http://i.imgur.com/Cl1jJER.png (http://i.imgur.com/Cl1jJER.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 28-10-2013, 19:10:47
Put some red LEDs into the eyes and set up a system so that anybody setting off a motion detector causes a speaker in the spider to play a soundboard of these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifgCsFPo3jE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-10-2013, 21:10:08
NINTENDO 64 !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEL4cUTOI4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 28-10-2013, 22:10:03
NINTENDO 64 !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEL4cUTOI4

jesus christ  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 29-10-2013, 01:10:07
NINTENDO 64 !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEL4cUTOI4

jesus christ  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-10-2013, 19:10:06
 ;D
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aVOwzZd_700b.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

best costume
EVER!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 29-10-2013, 20:10:19
^ Wut?
The joke is lost if you've never seen Dr. Strangelove.

The purpose of posting that text was just to illustrate that reality has been at times so wacky that even fictional satire has not been as unhinged. Just imagine the world if every conventional weapon had indeed been eliminated from the arsenal of the USAF and "conventional" weapons (because it's just a matter of educating the general public on their safety) would have been used in every engagement in every conflict ever since...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 30-10-2013, 01:10:34
;D
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aVOwzZd_700b.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

best costume
EVER!!!
That's actually pretty neat!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 30-10-2013, 02:10:28
(http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/202689.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-10-2013, 03:10:14
What? How about Czech Republic? Solicited forced-relationship?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 30-10-2013, 04:10:33
More like Sudeten, but I get your point. Austria too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-10-2013, 06:10:22
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a457e86f893af788bcaf495e6ffa53e/tumblr_mve03dnJk91sm2p7mo1_500.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-10-2013, 20:10:48
Holland's got talent show. This 9 yea old girl shows up and stuns the jury

http://youtu.be/_NfnSgYqM4M?t=2m14s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 30-10-2013, 21:10:54
I shouldn't think this is as fun as I think it is.

A random american church
(http://cdn03.nyheter24.se/b378f1a70802021d01/2013/10/30/889525/Ska%CC%88rmavbild%202013-10-30%20kl.%2010.35.29.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 31-10-2013, 06:10:47
half bush!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 31-10-2013, 08:10:05
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a457e86f893af788bcaf495e6ffa53e/tumblr_mve03dnJk91sm2p7mo1_500.png)

pls explain.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Thorondor123 on 31-10-2013, 09:10:15
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a457e86f893af788bcaf495e6ffa53e/tumblr_mve03dnJk91sm2p7mo1_500.png)

pls explain.
The comic strip implies that ethnic cleansing* is a natural instinct for Serbians, just like heading to the sea is for baby turtles.

*Srebrenica etc. Kebab being an ethnic slur referring to Muslims/Turks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 31-10-2013, 10:10:14
ok, thanks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 31-10-2013, 13:10:07
This will help you understand.  Or just confuse you more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sDet31CA8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 31-10-2013, 13:10:49
reminds me of the descriptions on a finish militaria website
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-10-2013, 13:10:43
This will help you understand.  Or just confuse you more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sDet31CA8

Translation!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 31-10-2013, 14:10:10
I'm enjoying this Arstotzkan humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4GWyd7vhj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyi0Teus0QE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdnWUX-zqao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-10-2013, 17:10:23
reminds me of the descriptions on a finish militaria website

http://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/jna-genocide-beret-unissued/19850
http://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/jna-genocide-canteen-system-evil-used/20118
http://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/jna-genocide-field-shirt-used/24570

If thee are allergic to sarcasm, thou should not visit following website
http://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/jna-m70-akm-genocide-bayonet-used/25188

http://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/us-belgian-m1-helmet-ww2-style-used/4017
Because we are evil! Evil i tell you!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 31-10-2013, 18:10:08
(http://i.imgur.com/rnTRsgM.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kpUdpsT.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/vyHkwXu.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/HyregUh.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/V6WwMVd.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0YKFHVy.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/gIzmbBf.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 01-11-2013, 10:11:38
I am working in the wrong field.

http://arxiv.org/abs/1310.3737
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Rawhide on 01-11-2013, 11:11:01
(http://i.imgur.com/SlVarOW.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 01-11-2013, 14:11:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UmPJQ1rZLI

Fail.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 01-11-2013, 16:11:17
(http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Giff%20What%20it%20looks%20like%20to%20get%20hit%20in%20the%20face%20with%20a%20tank/Giff-What-it-looks-like-to-get-hit-in-the-face-with-a-tank.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-11-2013, 17:11:55
I posted a shittier quality version of that gif in the PotD thread.  But damn, on this one you can even see the fins on the shell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 02-11-2013, 14:11:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80X0pbCV_t4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 02-11-2013, 17:11:17
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1379745_694951363859211_1504665479_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 02-11-2013, 19:11:24
Haha, brilliant. Weapons of math instruction.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-11-2013, 19:11:18
(https://www.allriot.com/sites/default/files/styles/demotivator_node/public/demotivators/demotivator7004cacfb00152c37f95b503017d7629.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-11-2013, 21:11:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOWXQIDSY8

the latest Sexuallobster video is out!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 03-11-2013, 00:11:31
Dafuq did I just watch?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 03-11-2013, 09:11:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ysVtbFVvwk Don't panic...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-11-2013, 13:11:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeqhNw1LXM


niggaaaaa
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 03-11-2013, 18:11:17
Hot cakes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDTMVLjLyNw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-11-2013, 23:11:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlhKWeDWMA

Having conversation with flippy warbear
in a nutshell
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-11-2013, 00:11:11
A conversation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-11-2013, 14:11:25
Story about shitting:

In a private jet, during roadshow (promotion trip for company's stock that has just went public/IPO or simply just issued more)
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/the-most-embarrassing-private-jet-flight-of-all-time/?fb_action_ids=10200881266696504&fb_action_types=og.likes

In a restaurant toilet, while puking at the same time.
http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

Let's pray that we won't experience such situation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 05-11-2013, 17:11:03
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1402045_10202254023895073_364206353_o.jpg)
The inscription below reads: Slovenian coast guard  8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-11-2013, 18:11:22
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0zeBE_700b_v1.jpg)


Giggity
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-11-2013, 01:11:03
The inscription below reads: Slovenian coast guard  8)

Their coast is 46,6 kilometers long. Anything else would be a waste of money, indeed. :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 06-11-2013, 14:11:21
Giggity

Now that's a good ad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-11-2013, 19:11:25
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aOq7Nb3_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 06-11-2013, 20:11:56
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aVOwB3P_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 07-11-2013, 01:11:32
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c201227304b1c0845561dffc8709da01/tumblr_mmhwugy6lT1rk5zfdo1_400.gif)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/031403526bab70e61633105077852c41/tumblr_mvgifeDaRd1shivooo1_400.gif)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s720x720/1422393_10153425572830483_1012718321_n.png)

More...

Big Imgs
http://i.imgur.com/Q37djkl.png (http://i.imgur.com/Q37djkl.png)
http://i.imgur.com/XC89FiF.png (http://i.imgur.com/XC89FiF.png)
http://imgur.com/iJAKuad (http://imgur.com/iJAKuad)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 07-11-2013, 02:11:19
Okay the last two ones are so full of win

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-11-2013, 04:11:32
Poland, y u no use Euro?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Leibermuster on 07-11-2013, 11:11:10

http://i.imgur.com/XC89FiF.png (http://i.imgur.com/XC89FiF.png)


That made me LOL, thanks for posting it  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 07-11-2013, 14:11:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AGKEYA5cmA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 07-11-2013, 14:11:36
Some great socio-political art
http://www.adme.ru/hudozhniki-i-art-proekty/satiricheskie-illyustracii-pavla-kuchinskogo-373355/

also some russian date site best pics for the lulz

http://imgur.com/a/RfG9U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-11-2013, 16:11:17
(http://i.imgur.com/O3LJqDB.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/AvnZtQV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Dav2y3g.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/NNUhy2p.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/AUIQH3A.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 08-11-2013, 14:11:59
(http://i.imgur.com/tRipict.gif)

EDIT :

(http://i.imgur.com/s9x7u.jpg)

Fucking lost it at "You know you're a kid from the 1890s when..."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 08-11-2013, 20:11:56
Edit: To not double post...


(http://geekvox.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/The_Monuments_Men_poster.jpg)

The Monuments Men Trailer #2 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QcrAJi3VL0)

  Imdb - The Monuments Men (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2177771/?)

The Monuments Men - Starring: George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Cate Blanchett - Directed by George Clooney.

Based on the true story of the greatest treasure hunt in history, The Monuments Men is an action drama focusing on an unlikely World War II platoon, tasked by FDR with going into Germany to rescue artistic masterpieces from Nazi thieves and returning them to their rightful owners.

Now the image from my original post
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1457544_10153441900240483_1961873629_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-11-2013, 04:11:16
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7890513920/h1BD81F97/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 10-11-2013, 16:11:53
aah, those old action movies.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aVOw5AK_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-11-2013, 20:11:25
Oh man, this is so true

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2N75ME_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-11-2013, 10:11:23
Stupid but manliest way to eat instant ramen.

(http://i.imgur.com/t55D4.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/8QmIp.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 11-11-2013, 14:11:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XMq7wNR0bM It has been ages since I last saw that film ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 11-11-2013, 17:11:15
(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/28/29/28295db2c83dc578/0/1141905.jpg)
Translation from top to bottom, left to right:

"Phew...we almost go surrounded there"
"Heh heh...Fatherland's heroes performed a tactical retreat"
"Holy shit guys..."

"I'm done with this shitty war. I don't..."
"...We forgot our booze!"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-11-2013, 22:11:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2N71Gp_460sa.gif)

aaahhh
stupid sexy south koreans!

no not a trap
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-11-2013, 04:11:37
Plastic detector went off the charts!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-11-2013, 13:11:53
Plastic detector went off the charts!!!
that it did
poor bastard never had a chance
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 13-11-2013, 13:11:06
I don't get it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 13-11-2013, 14:11:17
I don't get it.

+1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-11-2013, 16:11:42
Her face looks like that kid from the curse or whatever movie its from.

(http://cinemaknifefight.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ju-on-the-curse-dvd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 13-11-2013, 16:11:53
Wait, how does she look like the ghost from "the grudge".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 13-11-2013, 16:11:09
Because Asians 'n' shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-11-2013, 17:11:26
Shes got no emotion that i can see apart from the end where she smiles thats why.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-11-2013, 18:11:58
Most of her facial muscle couldn't be properly defined, because it was buried under plastics, or maybe thousands of nervous system synapses has been disconnected when they heavily reconstruct her face.

How bad it goes? See it for yourself:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kierawrr/31-crazy-before-and-after-photos-of-korean-plastic-4gx1

Some I suspected, sawed off their own jaws to get that scrawny cute little jaw. But see the 'before' picture. That's almost impossibru!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 13-11-2013, 18:11:03
You sure that isnt fake? Cause I think the woman in the second pictures is always the same...  ;D

Also I'm getting some heavy uncanny valley vibes from these broads.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 13-11-2013, 18:11:48
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2N71Gp_460sa.gif)

aaahhh
stupid sexy south koreans!

no not a trap
I love how you, yourself, puts the thought in our minds that this resembles a "trap", implicitly saying she has manly features. While right before saying that she's very sexy.

Just thought it was kind of fun how your intention of rejecting any homosexual tendencies/attractions, had quite the opposite effect.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 13-11-2013, 19:11:26
Are you on drugs Ted? You're being weird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-11-2013, 19:11:45
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2N71Gp_460sa.gif)

aaahhh
stupid sexy south koreans!

no not a trap
I love how you, yourself, puts the thought in our minds that this resembles a "trap", implicitly saying she has manly features. While right before saying that she's very sexy.

Just thought it was kind of fun how your intention of rejecting any homosexual tendencies/attractions, had quite the opposite effect.
What the fuck are you talking about? I posted it because these days, everybody who sees an asian says "Its a trap". This is Ryu Hwayoung of girl group T-ara.

Whatever gigantic complicated theory you got going on down there....It ain' Nothin' like dat!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 13-11-2013, 20:11:42
^ Thanks for clearing that up guys ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 13-11-2013, 22:11:33
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935578_10153461596725483_1990059542_n.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-11-2013, 22:11:45
I love the part

"They forgot minor detail"

SO this is made with quality in Poland baby!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 14-11-2013, 16:11:37
Volvo trucks + Van Damme :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 15-11-2013, 03:11:45
(http://i.imgur.com/CPXr2En.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 15-11-2013, 12:11:34
Volvo trucks + Van Damme :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
Not bad, not bad at all. Though one of the trucks is regular rigid rather than tractor-trailer, impressive regardless. Unless of course they recorded trucks going forward and then just played this in reverse :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 15-11-2013, 19:11:30
So, to get Youtube revert back the comment section, users in The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony Vevo page spammed the comment section with this:

☻/
/▌
/ \ ░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄This is Bob, Bob has ruled Steam.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂      Bob and his tank are ready to take over
I███████████████████]. and return the old comment system
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤... copy and paste him all over youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

OK, it does look a bit like Panzer VI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 15-11-2013, 20:11:54
This one is better:

G+                       G+     
 ▌︻╦╤─          ☻/▄/▌         Bob is held hostage                             
/ \                     // \\         and raped by Google+
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 15-11-2013, 22:11:34
Not sure if this was posted already:

(http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/IfWorldWarIwasabarfight-97218.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-11-2013, 00:11:33
Is there a WW2 version of that one?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-11-2013, 01:11:56
  ══════∩═════  
       ╭╬╮           ◢
▁╭▅▆▇□□█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁(╳)█╮  Air support is here,Bob. 
╰═__▃__▁▁▁▁▁∠▔▔▔    
  ╙O ╙O
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 16-11-2013, 01:11:42
What the fuck are you talking about? I posted it because these days, everybody who sees an asian says "Its a trap". This is Ryu Hwayoung of girl group T-ara.

Whatever gigantic complicated theory you got going on down there....It ain' Nothin' like dat!
It was a joke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 16-11-2013, 11:11:29
(http://oi44.tinypic.com/ztlyo.jpg)
Flippys rude awakening after hibernation.

(http://oi40.tinypic.com/34i2tk1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-11-2013, 16:11:19
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/how-to-fight-like-a-victorian-gentleman/281163/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-11-2013, 15:11:20
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aRQX7qA_700b.jpg)

Classic jeroom cartoon from Belgium
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 17-11-2013, 16:11:54
Meanwhile... in Russia.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1466095_444046235701185_1707634601_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 18-11-2013, 23:11:26
(http://i.imgur.com/28crkFd.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rZ5hLWz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/XvjjFkS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/r1Za1iZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BnBmBqX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9L7xSln.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/hYyC74u.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/EUDgtNf.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ErspXgo.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PL2XtUf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-11-2013, 04:11:16
So, the Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Chelsea FC are all proper emblems?

Chelsea is somehow:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Chelsea_First_Badge.png/120px-Chelsea_First_Badge.png)

"A pensioner," but it looks like a war veteran with several gold medals.

into:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cc/Chelsea_FC.svg/190px-Chelsea_FC.svg.png)

A plumber anthro Lion. Apparently disgusted by its catch and looking away. Some flowers and unrelated leather footballs surrounding it to help ease the job.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-11-2013, 05:11:02
So, the Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Chelsea FC are all proper emblems?

Chelsea is somehow:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Chelsea_First_Badge.png/120px-Chelsea_First_Badge.png)

"A pensioner," but it looks like a war veteran with several gold medals.


He's a Chelsea Pensioner, they are war veterans.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 19-11-2013, 07:11:46
this fits in nicely right here


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHVTYNGS-F4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-11-2013, 01:11:00
Depressing comic week!
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/dcw_perspective.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 20-11-2013, 01:11:40
Actually, It works both ways :D. Whenever you need an excuse for something, this is a great one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-11-2013, 10:11:08

Extra Credits: Community Management
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sHIQaFVC8)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-11-2013, 01:11:18
Today I had a phantasy about german cancellor Angela Merkel. This resembles it perfectly:

Pfanne Auf Den Kopf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXhUsvVn9Q)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 23-11-2013, 18:11:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=12tce-THLUE

I almost died of laughter after 1:52  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-11-2013, 21:11:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRop_FOuws


Sexuallobster predicted it all!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 24-11-2013, 23:11:34
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/999643_10153520074590483_303547605_n.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 25-11-2013, 19:11:49
I hate the word troll. But this guy... i really dont know what to call him.

Def worth the read guys if you like simple laughs!

http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/page/2 (http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/page/2)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-11-2013, 21:11:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3QqTFs


YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE

litteraly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 26-11-2013, 01:11:17
A new PBF:

(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF260-The_Drift.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-11-2013, 20:11:30
(http://i.imgur.com/zcSsXdx.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/BCVx8Ko.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/KUOChQ0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NFz9CbI.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 27-11-2013, 02:11:40
oh samir!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ2MCIzfUAI#
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 27-11-2013, 02:11:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogS6yGNJGho
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 27-11-2013, 10:11:44
At first I wanted to post this in the News thread, but I think it fits better in here. Get ready for the ultimate answer to all gun and racism related crimes!

Quote
The 28th Amendment, as drafted, will implement a series of common sense gun laws and implement new revenue streams for Americans. The 12 provisions below will work to make America a more safe place by eliminating the obviously failed experiment that is the second amendment.



1    The second amendment of the Constitution of the United States, being no longer necessary to a secure state is hereby nullified.
2    The production and sale of new firearms, being defined as a rifle, pistol, or other gun, will be disallowed until a time in which the number of firearms in circulation is equal to 50% of the population as determined by the Census.
3    No gun may reside in the same building as anyone who has failed a mental health evaluation, as performed by a medical professional, as approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare).
4    A mental health examination, as performed by a medical professional approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) must be passed in order to receive a firearms license.
5    An income tax equal to 4% of an individual’s income will be assessed upon all gun owners. In states which were at any point in time a part of the Confederate States of America, this tax shall be equal to 10% of an individual’s income. Taxes levied under this amendment shall be appropriated in equal portions to programs to expand Affirmative Action programs and begin to pay reparations to the descendants of African slaves.
6    Any person making the choice to own a firearm must carry $250,000 worth of liability insurance for each weapon owned. This insurance must be provided by a publicly owned insurance company to be established.
7    All firearms must be retrofitted with both a global positioning transmitter as well as a fingerprint activated locking mechanism. Failure to comply with this provision will result in a fine, prison time, and forfeiture of the privilege of firearm ownership.
8    The National Rifle Association, Michigan Militia, and other “gun rights” groups shall be considered terrorist operations.
9    United States Marshals will be randomly placed at various “sporting venues,” where a firearm could be otherwise legally discharged. This could include publicly or privately owned venues where the following (but not limited to) take place: hunting areas, shooting ranges.
10    In a calendar year, no person may buy more than 100 rounds of ammunition.
11    Assault rifles, semi-automatic, and automatic weapons, as well as those not fitted with GPS and trigger locking devices will be immediately seized by the government. The owner will be compensated fair market value of the weapon, minus the cost of the seizure operation.
12    President Obama will establish a Secretary of Firearm management. This office will have final say over future gun regulation to prevent against rampant innovation that was not forseen by the second amendment.

http://www.trayvonsamendment.com/the-28th-amendment/ (http://www.trayvonsamendment.com/the-28th-amendment/)

Not sure if real or elaborate troll, though...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-11-2013, 10:11:08
"...and start paying reparations to the descendants of the african slaves."

Yes, it's a troll.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-11-2013, 15:11:00
It is Trayvon Martin's follow up. So it's a troll, not sure if it was intentionally serious though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 27-11-2013, 17:11:20
For those who play CKII:
(http://www7.pic-upload.de/22.11.13/5jgik3p7umfr.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 27-11-2013, 17:11:12
(http://i.imgur.com/BCVx8Ko.gif)

What happened there originally?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-11-2013, 17:11:42
What happened there originally?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BkeLTFXxlA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-11-2013, 18:11:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ_cw6oHMg

If you have a bad stomach
or just ate

Do not watch this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-11-2013, 19:11:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ_cw6oHMg

If you have a bad stomach
or just ate

Do not watch this

Hole crap thats awesome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-11-2013, 21:11:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYRPvz-LV-k

popeye vs anime
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 28-11-2013, 07:11:54
At first I wanted to post this in the News thread, but I think it fits better in here. Get ready for the ultimate answer to all gun and racism related crimes!

Quote
The 28th Amendment, as drafted, will implement a series of common sense gun laws and implement new revenue streams for Americans. The 12 provisions below will work to make America a more safe place by eliminating the obviously failed experiment that is the second amendment.



1    The second amendment of the Constitution of the United States, being no longer necessary to a secure state is hereby nullified.
2    The production and sale of new firearms, being defined as a rifle, pistol, or other gun, will be disallowed until a time in which the number of firearms in circulation is equal to 50% of the population as determined by the Census.
3    No gun may reside in the same building as anyone who has failed a mental health evaluation, as performed by a medical professional, as approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare).
4    A mental health examination, as performed by a medical professional approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) must be passed in order to receive a firearms license.
5    An income tax equal to 4% of an individual’s income will be assessed upon all gun owners. In states which were at any point in time a part of the Confederate States of America, this tax shall be equal to 10% of an individual’s income. Taxes levied under this amendment shall be appropriated in equal portions to programs to expand Affirmative Action programs and begin to pay reparations to the descendants of African slaves.
6    Any person making the choice to own a firearm must carry $250,000 worth of liability insurance for each weapon owned. This insurance must be provided by a publicly owned insurance company to be established.
7    All firearms must be retrofitted with both a global positioning transmitter as well as a fingerprint activated locking mechanism. Failure to comply with this provision will result in a fine, prison time, and forfeiture of the privilege of firearm ownership.
8    The National Rifle Association, Michigan Militia, and other “gun rights” groups shall be considered terrorist operations.
9    United States Marshals will be randomly placed at various “sporting venues,” where a firearm could be otherwise legally discharged. This could include publicly or privately owned venues where the following (but not limited to) take place: hunting areas, shooting ranges.
10    In a calendar year, no person may buy more than 100 rounds of ammunition.
11    Assault rifles, semi-automatic, and automatic weapons, as well as those not fitted with GPS and trigger locking devices will be immediately seized by the government. The owner will be compensated fair market value of the weapon, minus the cost of the seizure operation.
12    President Obama will establish a Secretary of Firearm management. This office will have final say over future gun regulation to prevent against rampant innovation that was not forseen by the second amendment.

http://www.trayvonsamendment.com/the-28th-amendment/ (http://www.trayvonsamendment.com/the-28th-amendment/)

Not sure if real or elaborate troll, though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri0qiAita4s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 28-11-2013, 16:11:30
Basics of Finnish:

(http://facepalm.naurunappula.com/org/73/5d/735ddbb8aa072fde/0/1147031.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-11-2013, 16:11:30
FTFY:

(http://i.imgur.com/8TRq3qT.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 28-11-2013, 16:11:27
How, in the name of ...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-11-2013, 19:11:29
Now I understand!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-11-2013, 19:11:45
It makes sense!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 28-11-2013, 20:11:50
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG9z65z_460sa_v1.gif)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/azbeGQq_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 28-11-2013, 22:11:42
YouTube Comment Reconstruction #2 http://youtu.be/EJXLyUoz2M4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 29-11-2013, 10:11:35
(http://imageshack.us/a/img801/5519/4h9e.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/0MPn8Ya.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 29-11-2013, 18:11:40
So either finnish pronunciation is quite complicated or Finns have no idea what they're saying to each other most of the time?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 29-11-2013, 19:11:53
So either finnish pronunciation is quite complicated or Finns have no idea what they're saying to each other most of the time?
Pronunciation is easy as pie (all of those are pronounced in the exact same way), it's the grammar where the fun starts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 29-11-2013, 19:11:07
So either finnish pronunciation is quite complicated or Finns have no idea what they're saying to each other most of the time?

Well of course there is a context, that tells us which sentence we are talking about. If that made any sense.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 29-11-2013, 21:11:21
I think the number six has much significant in Finnish. Perhaps all Finish women have six breast instead of the normal three.
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Post by: FatJoe on 29-11-2013, 22:11:02
Not sure if old, but

(http://i.imgur.com/nFVfcP0.jpg)
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Post by: Biiviz on 29-11-2013, 22:11:22
Sounds like your classic "tornihuhu" aka a soldier's myth.
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Post by: TASSER on 30-11-2013, 03:11:05
I got the biggest laugh out of that FatJoe haha. Sea story or not, it was damn funny!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 30-11-2013, 04:11:25
(http://gfx.nrk.no//SIEQu3dxczWwGufg0rqWIwpy2vq8fkvCaSX_Tx7ZsKew)
This is a sculpture by a norwegian "artist" the sculpture is called "Grandma's last menstruation".

And also Battlefield 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG3W7jNA8Zg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 30-11-2013, 05:11:43
Oh what in the hells, caught eating again...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 30-11-2013, 13:11:32
"Art"....

Anyway..
(http://i.imgur.com/7mgHrKH.png)
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Post by: Smiles on 30-11-2013, 14:11:09
(http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg)
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-12-2013, 05:12:14
(http://content2.skoften.net/images/picdump/402/27.jpg)

Fixed
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Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-12-2013, 09:12:11
(http://imageshack.us/a/img826/3986/yzrt.jpg)

Or not.
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Post by: Oberst on 01-12-2013, 10:12:03
I went on the internet and found nothing. Maybe that's the joke?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-12-2013, 15:12:09
that's really weird. After I refreshed this page, the image disappeared! Witchcraft! Sorcery!!
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Post by: Dukat on 01-12-2013, 15:12:17
(http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg)

http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg (http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 01-12-2013, 15:12:22
So, is it too soon for "2 Fast 2 Furious" jokes? (asks the person whose first reaction to ABB's little swim school was to go to /b/ to look for image macros of the event)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-12-2013, 16:12:05
Well, in the movie, none of the ricers carried passenger.

This time, Paul was in the passenger seat and in obsolete looking, status symbol only, wrong engine placement, ugly German sports car instead of his favourite ricers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 01-12-2013, 17:12:39
(http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg)

http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg (http://www.skoften.net/gallery/picdump_402/pic/27/jpg)
Pretty sure that an unconsummated marriage is grounds for annulment.
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Post by: siben on 01-12-2013, 18:12:18
Yup, it is.

There should be a child birth within the year normally i think.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 01-12-2013, 18:12:49
This time, Paul was in the passenger seat and in obsolete looking, status symbol only, wrong engine placement, ugly German sports car instead of his favourite ricers.
There's nothing wrong with rear- or mid-mounted engine placement as such, if you try to stay on the road - you maintain the grip longer, but when you finally lose the grip there's very little warning beforehand and no way to recover... so there is something wrong after all, it's better suited for racetracks where there's actual room to spin out of control. Of course this means it's completely useless for "drifting" which requires a controllable and recoverable loss of traction. Carrera GT (like most supercars) also has an added bonus in that the visibility to anywhere else except straight ahead is nonexistent - good thing that you are going nose first while drifting, no wait... Now, based on the stories I read, late Walker's late friend had the grandfather of all ideas and start using such a beast for drifting, but not even on a racetrack but on a open city street. I've once had the chance to be a passenger on a Carrera GT, and it is frankly speaking the most terrifying experience ever even though the driver followed the road rules, so whoever starts doing stunts with that on a public road did not have any Nazis in his bunker to begin with.

The irony is that this reads like a textbook example of a "typical" traffic accident, except that usually it's some 18 year old with fresh licence and beat-up old wont-pass-mandatory-inspection Toyota Corolla or Ford Sierra (which are just as dangerous to the driver), with a combination of doing a stunt (derp) and having too high speed to begin with (estimated 80+ mph on a 40 mph road - it sure takes some trying to get a vehicle to explode from a collision outside a movie), usually alcohol is involved too (returning from a charity event, hmmm....) and usually the conditions are adverse too (dark, raining, ice - well not so much of those in Hollywood).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2013, 03:12:20
Hey, I've just realized it is a Carrera GT, hence it is an okay engine placement (i crossed my words). But still, a Porsche. I'm not into Top Gear people's idea. But ever since kid, I've never been a big fan of Porsche. First time I saw 911 is the 911 Tubro (930). Now, that's the idea, curious looking car with attitude in its back.

But then, it sorts of going on and on like that almost forever. I know it is their design language, all Porsche must maintain that frog-eyed looks, just like BMW has to do every of their car with that split front grille. If you see 928, 944, 968, 959, they simply didn't, they just need to follow that sleek bodyline, no need for that curious frog-eye. Now they did it with everything, the Carera GT, the 918, Cayenne, Panamera, and then Macan. It makes me wonder why we have this:

(http://cdn2.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/blackberry/blackberry-porsche-design-p9981.jpg)

As if those people know something about "design" anyway. All of their 911s looked like facelifts.

My cousin has just bought a Cayman in place of his Merc SL. He is never known to have any taste in cars.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 02-12-2013, 09:12:31
...
As if those people know something about "design" anyway. All of their 911s looked like facelifts.
...

Ehm sorry Zoo, but that is just the point and what they wanted to achieve. They're Germans. Think über practical and a bit shy for design changes, then you have the designers viewpoint. ;)

Stone me now, but I for one like the Panamera. :)

A nice pic on the topic of Porsche and drifting. :)
(http://i.imgur.com/9JzX3.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2013, 10:12:17
What Germans about design? Then why that Audi R8 looked so beautiful, BMW M5 very awesome, and Mercedes SLS is very majestic?

I think stuff like frog eye can appeal to someone who think like this:

(http://cdn10.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/girlybubble/blog/2010/09/hk-ferrari.jpg)
_________________________________________________________________________________________

CAR RANT (skip if u no liek cars):
I'm sure, along the line. There must be something wrong with Porsche. It was never a brand of luxurious sports car for me like Aston Martin or Maserati, it was not a supercar maker like Ferrari or Lamborghini. Porsche was sorts of like MG, the makers of fun jolly enthusiast's car. But then they foray into unknown territory and become the first cheap expensive toy for newly rich fat lawyers for showing-off. My nouveau-rich cousin has Cayman, my big big boss and my friend's dad acquired a Cayenne, my distant uncle drives a Boxster, and dozens of other friend's parent have Panameras (they are sort of newly rich Asian toy). See the problem? No one dared to touch 911, because well... it is not right, but its plaque is desirable, just like BMW back in mid 2000s (as Top Gear said: a turd with BMW badge will definitely sell!).

My other friend who got the money and the passion, opted to buy BMW M3 with that Porsche money, my direct boss got himself a BMW 1M, my Thai friend's sister opted to get "baby" Aston (the V8 Vantage) instead.

So Porsche is like Apple for cars, we just have to wait how long they will keep the 911 nonsense until they drop the "sports" image altogether and started making less interesting things for rich brats. Well, Maserati kinda followed the same path. It is part of VW and Fiat's evil plan to stir the motoring enthusiasts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 02-12-2013, 10:12:03
What Germans about design? Then why that Audi R8 looked so beautiful, BMW M5 very awesome, and Mercedes SLS is very majestic?
...

Probably because the R8 and BMW's cars were mainly designed by American designers.  :)
Just kidding, I just wanted to spew a common prejudice about German engineers. ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 02-12-2013, 17:12:43
car rant
What happened to Porsche is that they realised there is no money in making enthusiast sports cars, so they went from hardcore-Le-mans-winning-proper-sports-car-manufacturer to making bling toys for rich people, because well, they have the money. IMO Porsches got ugly (and awful in general) somewhere around 2000, with the introduction of Boxter and the damn Boxter-911 (those headlights...)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-12-2013, 18:12:29
The sad thing about Porsche today is, they kinda exploit the brand. They got famous for 911 and its LeMans credibility. 911 also participates in many GT racing and even went rallying in WRC.

Now, they kinda burn all the 911 cred with shitsmears for people who think "knowing other German brands other than Opel, VW, Merc, BMW, and Audi is quite a gearhead" or "You know I am an impotent oldfart with back problems, but I drive and own pretty dangerous cars." Hell, it makes American sports with their class-war background much more desirable. At least I belong to a group of fat old people who aren't too pretentious about owning a really fast car when I get a Corvette or Viper.

Porsche's problem is actually not about the car, but about the social status of owning a Porsche in the current settings.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 02-12-2013, 19:12:52
I think there are enough modern Porsches that satisfy the needs of hardcore racers ;) Speaking GT3, GT2, GT1 Carrera GT, the new 918 Spider. Porsche racecars still win so many competitions, be it rallying or track racing..those are the cars you wanna buy if you want performance. If you just want a fuckin fast raodcar you can get one of the regular Porsches. Everyone can have what he wants no?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-12-2013, 19:12:01
Porsche...bmw, audi

all overrated


If i ever have the cash, this will be car

(http://srv2.betterparts.org/images/subaru-impreza-wrx-sti-02.jpg)

Altough with diffrent rims
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 02-12-2013, 19:12:53
^ bah. I hate the newer ones, especially the latest that looks like an ugly Golf.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-12-2013, 20:12:47
If i ever have the cash, this will be car
*picture of a Subaru impreza

meh...

It doesn't have the appeal of this:

(http://waynesworldautobloguk.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/waynesworldauto-co-uk-jaguar-mkii.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-12-2013, 20:12:38
or this

(http://www.amcarguide.com/wp-content/gallery/pontiac-firebird-c2/1970-pontiac-firebird-formula-400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: mopskind on 02-12-2013, 20:12:53
Well i love my little Italian Alfa Bella though she can be a fuckin diva from time to time
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-12-2013, 21:12:36
In general almost all cars have gotten ugly around the year 2000. before that they actually had edges and weren´t round and "cute". Even the crappy cars back then looked great compared to todays standards.

I prefer this (http://www.parts-specs.com/photos/0476134-Renault-Clio-RT-1.4-1990.jpg)

over this (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100527091628/automobile/images/d/da/Renault_Clio.jpg)

And so on...

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-12-2013, 21:12:11
maybe more jokes and less random cars gentlemen ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 02-12-2013, 21:12:01
This thread always ends up in pointless jibbajabba. I should just nuke it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 02-12-2013, 21:12:17
Theta: belgian ricer
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Post by: Kubador on 03-12-2013, 01:12:22
I hate my guts for this:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a6wq7Rb_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 03-12-2013, 01:12:49
This thread always ends up in pointless jibbajabba. I should just nuke it.
To be honest. The three threads which are basically the ones alive in this OT forum:
The "something happy", Revolting uniting, and this joke thread have all kind of merged. People don't seem to know in which one to post this fun thing that happend the other day. Was it a joke? Was it something joyful that happened to me? Will it spark a discussion?

Hell, you know I've always despised the fact that threads get locked/deleted. I think it completely ruins the flow of a forum, and threads should be allowed to live their own life and develop.
But this is going a bit too far. Even I'm beginning to think these three should just be merged and renamed "spam thread".

But then again, that might just hurt the forum activity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 03-12-2013, 01:12:07
Nothing stops people from posting the contents of this thread or happy thread into RU, that is, if they follow the actual rules of the thread.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-12-2013, 02:12:44
You should ban Fuchs he's terrible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 03-12-2013, 02:12:34
You first.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-12-2013, 02:12:25
 :-[
(http://i.imgur.com/ZnMGIsV.jpg)

On a more relevant note so I don't get banned, I think the Shibe meme is one of the best things ever but I give it only a few more weeks.  Wow such sad so mainstream. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-12-2013, 03:12:06
Mainstreamness isn't a problem. They call it "doge" that's the biggest problem.

So, is it Doge or is it Shibe?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3418574493ac22dd42340d85fe684132/tumblr_mw0lj6Vkg11szim6vo1_400.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/UvwIH4D.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-12-2013, 03:12:29
The shibe is a type of doge, their not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 03-12-2013, 04:12:17
Far superior to cats.
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Post by: Torenico on 03-12-2013, 05:12:23
I think I will never get tired of Doge


(http://i.imgur.com/FAikq9M.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 03-12-2013, 11:12:58
You should ban Fuchs he's terrible.
Why hasn't he been banned yet?

(http://imageshack.us/a/img833/1398/37cm.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 03-12-2013, 11:12:55
I have never understood the doge meme. What the hell is it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 03-12-2013, 12:12:29
I have never understood the doge meme. What the hell is it?

There's nothing to understand. Either you find it funny or you don't.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-12-2013, 15:12:12
I have never understood the doge meme. What the hell is it?

If it is explained, it will be not funny anymore.

Doge is actually part of Interior Monologue Captioning meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/interior-monologue-captioning) but using various dogs' faces. The most famous one is Shibe confessions, which is exclusively using Shiba-Inu pictures. They also seemed to use snarky Engrish captions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 03-12-2013, 16:12:27
By extension most memes lose their humour when explained. Much like jokes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 03-12-2013, 17:12:35
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b848bf390d269a51899ed8a7f985afa2/tumblr_mwyfjpMXs51qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 03-12-2013, 17:12:49
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2b735c9b9ebc1c71397d58b3aa3b1278/tumblr_mvohylgHb11s8kz5qo1_1280.jpg)
(http://cdn.lotoflaughters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dodge-meme-027-11132013.jpg)
(http://cdn.lotoflaughters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dodge-meme-012-11132013.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/doge-meme-26.jpg)
(http://)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 04-12-2013, 02:12:37
(http://zuzelandthefox.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/027.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 04-12-2013, 17:12:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6gyoD6qP6Do

I just love this channel!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 04-12-2013, 23:12:36
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s720x720/1424415_522955304485310_1193733437_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1461684_600101313385163_1718321573_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 05-12-2013, 10:12:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSaJE2rqxU

I assume this is  a parody trailer... right??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 05-12-2013, 11:12:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSaJE2rqxU

I assume this is  a parody trailer... right??

 :o Dafuq?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 05-12-2013, 11:12:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSaJE2rqxU

I assume this is  a parody trailer... right??

 :o Dafuq?

Well it's pretty damn accurate (considering we really have no idea of what actually happened, except for a few pages in a book that was probably rewritten a million times to this day). :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-12-2013, 11:12:43
Well it's pretty damn accurate (considering we really have no idea of what actually happened, except for a few pages in a book that was probably rewritten a million times to this day). :P

Things will get lost in translation.

And I don't see a problem making an epic movie based on some religious scripture passages. Why would that be more offending to an atheist's sense than a pagan seeing Percy Jackson or Clash of the Titans series?

Edit: or Battlefield Earth? It is simply bad, disregarding the Scientology ties.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 05-12-2013, 11:12:56
It is not offensive to me as an atheist, it just looks really stupid. At least when they use ancient myths it kind of makes sense to turn them into action movies, because their heros tended to be monster-slaying ass kickers, but Noah? If anything this should be offensive to Christians  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-12-2013, 11:12:42
Well, the last thing they need is some beefed up Noah and white Australian actor portraying a man of possible proto-Greek ancestry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 05-12-2013, 11:12:14
Not enough explosions or assault rifles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 05-12-2013, 12:12:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=enzvFZ2fGCM#t=303

Hah, poor guy. Nearly saved it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 05-12-2013, 13:12:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OSaJE2rqxU

I assume this is  a parody trailer... right??
Ugh, I probably got cancer from reading the comments section.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 05-12-2013, 13:12:15
It is not offensive to me as an atheist, it just looks really stupid. At least when they use ancient myths it kind of makes sense to turn them into action movies, because their heros tended to be monster-slaying ass kickers, but Noah? If anything this should be offensive to Christians  ;D

"Mozes: Escape from Egypt" based on a true story.
You know the scene to watch.
"This is Mozes Actual?"
"Requesting Frogs, Hailstorm and death of first born, how copy"

"Roger that Mozes actual, this is God, sending it now"
"Also be advised splitting stick is dropping now, out"

It will be great!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 05-12-2013, 13:12:03
Samson - The strong man rises

Typical super hero origin story. Watch Samson battle "The Lion", as super villain like no other!

Also of course: Saw XIII - The Job edition
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 05-12-2013, 18:12:26
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/virals/the-blues-brothers-mall-chase-recreated-in-lego

This takes an insane ammount of work ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 05-12-2013, 20:12:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67IqeB0JLs4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67IqeB0JLs4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-12-2013, 08:12:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmu9bSLD9jk

Datt accent!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 07-12-2013, 11:12:20
(http://i.imgur.com/1PECza3.jpg)

The Sun

Helsinki:
Sunrise 8.59
Sunset 15.20

Oulu:
Sunrise 9.52
Sunset 14.23

Utsjoki:
The sun will rise again 16.1.2014


:'(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-12-2013, 12:12:46
I don´t get how people can survive constant darkness up in the north. I guess consuming vast quantities of alcohol might be useful, but I can´t imagine enduring such a long time without a hint of the sun and staying sane.
These short days we have down here in southern Germany are already taking their toll on me and I can´t wait for spring to come. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 07-12-2013, 15:12:41
Finally the climate in Middle Earth has been calculated.

http://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2013/10013-english.pdf

Most important result:

Quote
Much of Middle Earth would have been covered in dense forest if the landscape had not been altered by dragons, orcs, wizards etc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 07-12-2013, 16:12:55
I don´t get how people can survive constant darkness up in the north. I guess consuming vast quantities of alcohol might be useful, but I can´t imagine enduring such a long time without a hint of the sun and staying sane.
These short days we have down here in southern Germany are already taking their toll on me and I can´t wait for spring to come. ^^
Well, there's a reason why more scandinavians than anywhere in the world are taking anti-depressants, i think about 10% are issued anti-depressants.
The remaining 90% are drinking heavily, which also helps.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 07-12-2013, 16:12:26
Is it true people living up north in the areas which dont see sunlight for a long time are a lot more suicidal? I mean, I would be if it was constantly nighttime...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 07-12-2013, 18:12:46
I don´t get how people can survive constant darkness up in the north. I guess consuming vast quantities of alcohol might be useful, but I can´t imagine enduring such a long time without a hint of the sun and staying sane.
These short days we have down here in southern Germany are already taking their toll on me and I can´t wait for spring to come. ^^
Well, there's a reason why more scandinavians than anywhere in the world are taking anti-depressants, i think about 10% are issued anti-depressants.
The remaining 90% are drinking heavily, which also helps.
Which is a bit odd, considering that people have lived here for ages without the need for medication. I'm blaming society and people being whiny brats more than the darkness. We even have electricity to keep everything lit 24/7, but apparently that isn't enough.

Quote from: Turkish007
Is it true people living up north in the areas which dont see sunlight for a long time are a lot more suicidal? I mean, I would be if it was constantly nighttime...
There doesn't seem to be much of a correlation between suicide rates and geography:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 07-12-2013, 19:12:10
I take vitamin D in the winter, it really helps to start your day on compensate for the lack of sun.

Winter is more depressing, it's true..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-12-2013, 19:12:26
Kimi Räikkönen about things to do in Finland:

Well, in summer there’s fishing and shagging. And in winter the fishing is bad.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 08-12-2013, 01:12:58
I'm na programmer or a dev but I laughed my ass off.

http://www.sharenator.com/Developer_s_Reaction_Gifs/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 08-12-2013, 13:12:00
Gentlemen, I present you the Bristol stool chart:(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-12-2013, 13:12:16
Type 2 and 3 is where it is at, fast, not painfull and almost no cleanup.

type 6 and 7 are always a joy on long trips.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-12-2013, 16:12:31
Type 2 and type 3, good shape, as long as not very hard... otherwise it will be like surprise buttsex.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 08-12-2013, 18:12:41
Type 4 looks like it should be the best, but it always leaves a lot of remnants for you to clear up.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 08-12-2013, 19:12:46
3rd is the ideal version.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-12-2013, 22:12:24
Type 1 is bite-sized, though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-12-2013, 22:12:15
as a crohn patient this chart made me cry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 08-12-2013, 22:12:46
Producing the type 1 makes me want to buy a rabbit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DaWorg! on 08-12-2013, 22:12:53
Finally the climate in Middle Earth has been calculated.

http://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2013/10013-english.pdf

Most important result:

Quote
Much of Middle Earth would have been covered in dense forest if the landscape had not been altered by dragons, orcs, wizards etc

I misread it as Middle East
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 08-12-2013, 22:12:43
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Bristol_stool_chart.svg)

I misread it as Middle East
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 09-12-2013, 16:12:34
Arrested like a sir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgbvEkJc0JU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 09-12-2013, 22:12:55
(http://i.imgur.com/97XtN2o.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-12-2013, 22:12:49
wat
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-12-2013, 05:12:08
Hirarious
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: [130.Pz]S.Lainer on 10-12-2013, 05:12:35
wat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 10-12-2013, 05:12:45
Austrian Empire, Roman Empire, Empire of Japan, Qing Dynasty, Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, Ottoman Empire, Mongolian People's Republic, I don't know the other two.

Also wtf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrdZRVjZj_w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 10-12-2013, 07:12:30
Arrested like a sir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgbvEkJc0JU

I don't even care what he did, this guy's my new hero
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-12-2013, 10:12:49
The star in blue ball is the ancient Greek kingdom of Macedon.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-12-2013, 10:12:28
Macedon, THAT was an empire?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-12-2013, 10:12:46
Oh i dont know

(http://www.ancientmacedonia.com/images/macedonianempirelarge.JPG)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-12-2013, 13:12:28
Only as long as Alex was alive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-12-2013, 14:12:09
It's still an empire.

This deserves to go viral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09C7DN_M0iw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 10-12-2013, 14:12:19
"UUUGH WIGGLES"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 10-12-2013, 15:12:33
What's wrong with her?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 10-12-2013, 15:12:01
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 10-12-2013, 15:12:31
What's wrong with her?

Acid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 10-12-2013, 15:12:38
Dogs That Ruined the Picture
http://mashable.com/2013/12/09/real-life-fox-hound/#gallery/dogs-that-ruined-the-family-picture/52a6239597b2f86bb9007274

9 & 10 ololol  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-12-2013, 15:12:54
What's wrong with her?
Nothing really, to me it looks like she's deliberately overdoing it for the shits :D, either that or she's just hyper-positive about life. She probably can get any party going in no time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-12-2013, 16:12:12
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Mexican_Empire

On topic: Have some rape sloth
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/2edfbea5092bdd4e11d52707bf3edf59/tumblr_mm62c01RUa1qlx6l3o1_400.gif)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9051966047ac944b12ba2546919d762e/tumblr_mkz57oPVIn1s3jpleo1_500.png)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe9369aef61399254ac49df0a1820068/tumblr_mqiqc0X9nB1qfmeg0o1_500.jpg)

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37569137.jpg)

(http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i39/2/4/17/frabz-A-Period-Dont-Stop-Nothing-But-A-Sentence-6d3986.jpg)
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Post by: Kalkalash on 10-12-2013, 17:12:56
Oh man, that second picture is pure gold ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-12-2013, 20:12:36
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't
Nazi Germany is up there and it covered most of Europe for 5 years
Aaaand yet it's still up there with the rest of the fallen "empires"
Alex did something special back then, that's why it's such an important empire
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-12-2013, 20:12:07
By those standards, THEN WHERE'S THE FRENCH PREMIERE EMPIRE?  >:(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-12-2013, 20:12:07
Or the Holy Roman Empire?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-12-2013, 21:12:47
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't
Nazi Germany is up there and it covered most of Europe for 5 years
Aaaand yet it's still up there with the rest of the fallen "empires"
Alex did something special back then, that's why it's such an important empire
Well the Parthian Empire doesn't really trace back to Alex, it wasn't a Diadochi kingdom.  The Ptolemaic Empire lasted, btw, longer than the Seleucids did. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 10-12-2013, 21:12:51
Why chainsaws are racist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rERMknQYg0s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 10-12-2013, 22:12:03
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't
Nazi Germany is up there and it covered most of Europe for 5 years
Aaaand yet it's still up there with the rest of the fallen "empires"
Alex did something special back then, that's why it's such an important empire
Well the Parthian Empire doesn't really trace back to Alex, it wasn't a Diadochi kingdom.  The Ptolemaic Empire lasted, btw, longer than the Seleucids did.
Let's just settle with the artistic freedom  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 11-12-2013, 06:12:40
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't
Nazi Germany is up there and it covered most of Europe for 5 years
Aaaand yet it's still up there with the rest of the fallen "empires"
Alex did something special back then, that's why it's such an important empire
Well the Parthian Empire doesn't really trace back to Alex, it wasn't a Diadochi kingdom.  The Ptolemaic Empire lasted, btw, longer than the Seleucids did.
As Roman vassals.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 11-12-2013, 13:12:03
The Seleucid and Parthian empires were empires, as they stood the test of time. The aforementioned "empire" didn't
Nazi Germany is up there and it covered most of Europe for 5 years
Aaaand yet it's still up there with the rest of the fallen "empires"
Alex did something special back then, that's why it's such an important empire
Well the Parthian Empire doesn't really trace back to Alex, it wasn't a Diadochi kingdom.  The Ptolemaic Empire lasted, btw, longer than the Seleucids did.
As Roman vassals.

Only in FH forums.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-12-2013, 17:12:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EZyfx03Q8Y

major historical inaccuracy in this WW2 movie, who can find it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 11-12-2013, 17:12:26
Haha, someone showed me that one yesterday.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 11-12-2013, 17:12:50
If anyone's interested, it looks like the set from the new serbian series: "Ravna Gora" about the Chetnik movement (and also a bit about the partisans). Recognizable "RAAAUUUUS" shouting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-12-2013, 19:12:34
Since we're already discussing Serbia, here's a totally accurate mod for M&B Warband, Napoleonic Wars. Also, looks liek the best worst mod ever.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/napoleonic-wars111
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 11-12-2013, 19:12:25
I like the disclaimer at the bottom of the page:

Quote
This material have been produced by anonymous developers. I myself was forced to post this at gunpoint, and my life was at stake. Therefore, I am under no circumstances responcible for the usage and results of my actions. Any refrences to actual people have been done with a laff or just by pure accident.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-12-2013, 19:12:08
The theme is comedy, not history or realism. I think he got shot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 11-12-2013, 22:12:10
You must admit that guy has a sense of humor ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-12-2013, 03:12:42
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-eAi-4FBocEU/UZI04ZzIJYI/AAAAAAAC034/tfcZjePTMFQ/w506-h336/photo.jpg)
(http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/giant-ship-that-ships-other-ships-blue-marlin-2.jpg)

(http://www.troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-ships-so-we-put-a-ship-on-yo-ship-on-a-ship-that-ships-ships-so-you-ship-can-ship-ships-while-yo-ship-ships-ships.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Blue_Marlin
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 12-12-2013, 17:12:14
Sorry for the second shit-related post in this topic within days, but this latest invention has to be recognized.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aM1EgqX_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-12-2013, 17:12:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4xWljY1sgA


Gaaaahhh


stupîd sexy sexuallobster
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 12-12-2013, 18:12:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9iS2tcRZE
New funny song form Jon, christmas edition.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 12-12-2013, 18:12:39
(http://abload.de/img/1487421_10151836265571sqcf.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-12-2013, 19:12:58
^
I couldn't find the original, non-9gag one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-12-2013, 12:12:13
(http://i.imgur.com/ZPicooa.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/YqUo8mo.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/vCIEpcV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BCudxrS.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/b4MFH4O.jpg?1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-12-2013, 15:12:13
Dogs!
http://distractify.com/fun/fails/dogs-who-are-shamelessly-proud-of-what-they-just-did/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-12-2013, 18:12:13
(http://www.toonhole.com/comics/2013-12-13-261_Crucifixion.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 14-12-2013, 03:12:53
(http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k619/Hjaldrgud/EATLER_2df532_3920841.jpg)
Watch out Poland. Eatler is hungry
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 14-12-2013, 04:12:07
Is that a fat guy wearing garbage bags and jeans pretending to be a Nazi? I think it is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-12-2013, 12:12:58
(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-580102-panoV9free-xjnr.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 14-12-2013, 13:12:04
(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-580102-panoV9free-xjnr.jpg)
This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-12-2013, 14:12:08
so i have to type 333-333-333 :troll:
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 14-12-2013, 15:12:55
we need a troll smiley.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-12-2013, 15:12:08
Indeed, it would make life much easier.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 14-12-2013, 21:12:57
the story of batman on these cards made me laugh  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTRUdRA_srw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 15-12-2013, 12:12:57
Someone ever wondered, what happened in a egoshooter after you have killed all the monsters? Well here is the answer: And you can play it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq8Ghej--8A

Free alpha available. Most awesome game idea ever. I can't stop laughing.

http://www.indiedb.com/games/viscera-cleanup-detail/downloads/viscera-cleanup-detail-alpha-v01

Quote
Disaster! An alien invasion and subsequent infestation have decimated this facility. Many lives were lost, the facility was ruined and the aliens were unstoppable. All hope was lost until one survivor found the courage to fight back and put the aliens in their place! It was a long and horrific battle as the survivor dueled with all manner of horrific life-forms and alien mutations, but our hero won out in the end and destroyed the alien menace! Humanity was saved! Unfortunately, the alien infestation and the heroic efforts of the courageous survivors have left rather a mess throughout the facility. As the janitor, it is your duty to get this place cleaned up. So grab your mop and roll up your sleeves, this is gonna be one messy job! Today you're on Viscera Cleanup Detail.
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-12-2013, 13:12:30
Oh yeah, those guys have always had interesting ideas.  They did at least make the best weapon mutator for UT2k4.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 15-12-2013, 16:12:36
I needed some seconds to get that there was a pun at the end. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5wptjuf90
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 16-12-2013, 01:12:17
When throat singing meets rap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w&feature=share
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 16-12-2013, 01:12:18
When throat singing meets rap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w&feature=share

What have you done to me... I like this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-12-2013, 17:12:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXTRfs4pyQ - "To the Moon and Back"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 20-12-2013, 11:12:03
Would hate this prank so much.
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aRQB4Zy_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 20-12-2013, 14:12:48
But, but... Statistics are boring, right? Bunch of plain diagrams, pie charts, line graphs... Not if you show your results like this!

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120528-the-best-stats-youve-ever-seen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 20-12-2013, 18:12:04
Sorry for the second shit-related post in this topic within days, but this latest invention has to be recognized.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aM1EgqX_460sa.gif)
My dad said I could sell the Pooptube.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-12-2013, 18:12:05
First watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

and then this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 21-12-2013, 17:12:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGsP0DtNQUI
Yuuuuuuuuup, Russians.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: gavrant on 21-12-2013, 19:12:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGsP0DtNQUI
Yuuuuuuuuup, Russians.
Perhaps, a little bit low-budget, but still one of the best and most realistic WWII battle scenes shot in this century.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-12-2013, 16:12:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgJFzcvOIQE
More Russians, T-34 vs T-90, don't expect anything informative or scientific about it, It's just an excuse to have some fun with tanks. :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-12-2013, 01:12:39
Russian plane awesomeness.

(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1471991_454390561334058_1909103008_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-12-2013, 18:12:19
Thats a close one, did he clear the fence? any movie of that?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 27-12-2013, 23:12:20
Could cheap(er) petrol be making a comeback?
If they manage to develop this tech further, it just might!
If not, at least we can use this when we run out of natural crudes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs0QZJ0rea0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 27-12-2013, 23:12:17
Could cheap(er) petrol be making a comeback?
If they manage to develop this tech further, it just might!
If not, at least we can use this when we run out of natural crudes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs0QZJ0rea0

this is not a new technology. My university has done over 10 years of research on this project, with reasonable results. however, there is currently no market to actually wield this technology, hence it will probably take another 30 years or so before we'll ever drive on one of those ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-12-2013, 04:12:51
Thats a close one, did he clear the fence? any movie of that?

I think he made it. There is no video for that Il-86, but there is one for an Il-76:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThoZNxy2JZk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Miklas on 28-12-2013, 10:12:45
Air safety!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luNfghUnvFg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-12-2013, 15:12:54
(http://i.imgur.com/2t6ULe0.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-12-2013, 15:12:24
Are we supposed to play "spot the details" game here? Because, the whole storyline looks less fun than that game I have just proposed.



OK OK OK... I see Kazakhstan as a baggage. Toilet paper stuck on French's arse. India on the roof of the train. Will & Kate tea pot. 1966 world cup.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 28-12-2013, 17:12:16
TotalBiscuit ball?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 28-12-2013, 18:12:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PSAOXkf0-oU

Discuss pls.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-12-2013, 19:12:04
Are we supposed to play "spot the details" game here? Because, the whole storyline looks less fun than that game I have just proposed.



OK OK OK... I see Kazakhstan as a baggage. Toilet paper stuck on French's arse. India on the roof of the train. Will & Kate tea pot. 1966 world cup.

The Apple phone logo is not a half-eaten apple, but a burger. The Irishman's box is named "old shite". The Pole has a plunger, as a common British joke is that Poles come to Britain to work as toilet cleaners.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 28-12-2013, 19:12:34
(http://i.imgur.com/7rs9VYa.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 28-12-2013, 20:12:02
^ I can't figure out that one
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 28-12-2013, 20:12:48
Are we supposed to play "spot the details" game here? Because, the whole storyline looks less fun than that game I have just proposed.



OK OK OK... I see Kazakhstan as a baggage. Toilet paper stuck on French's arse. India on the roof of the train. Will & Kate tea pot. 1966 world cup.

Best is still "Oppresing the Irish".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 28-12-2013, 23:12:55
^ I can't figure out that one

I don't think it has any deeper meening. It's just about the flag (ball) looking like a happy smiley even though it's about to do something terrible.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 29-12-2013, 01:12:12
Not a joke, but very good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao0ETP2yZQg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-12-2013, 07:12:12
Are we supposed to play "spot the details" game here? Because, the whole storyline looks less fun than that game I have just proposed.



OK OK OK... I see Kazakhstan as a baggage. Toilet paper stuck on French's arse. India on the roof of the train. Will & Kate tea pot. 1966 world cup.

Best is still "Oppresing the Irish".

The Irish is the drunk bloke outside Swedish' house. Seems like his oppression is over.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 29-12-2013, 07:12:37
^ I can't figure out that one

I don't think it has any deeper meening. It's just about the flag (ball) looking like a happy smiley even though it's about to do something terrible.

Mauritania!

(http://i.imgur.com/ftAth.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-12-2013, 14:12:10
http://distractify.com/culture/arts/the-most-spectacular-abandoned-places-in-the-world/

Really enjoyed looking at these photo's. Alot of Belgium aswel in this. If i have spare time, i think i am gonna visit some of these places
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 29-12-2013, 15:12:07
http://distractify.com/culture/arts/the-most-spectacular-abandoned-places-in-the-world/

Really enjoyed looking at these photo's. Alot of Belgium aswel in this. If i have spare time, i think i am gonna visit some of these places
Apart from the fact that Pripyat is slowly being ruined by tourists, (therefore the whole "untouched for years" is kinda BS) those were pretty great :D. It really makes you wanna "go there and see for yourself"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-12-2013, 12:12:55
I think it is not only Indonesia who think being ruled and graduated from Britain is awesome. Not included in the picture: Malaysia, South Africa, Nigeria, and Palestine.

(http://c3201142.cdn03.imgwykop.pl/comment_H9fi3erNLDdJsb8In8g2lGcDHxF9W3Vv,wat.jpg?author=Gh0st&auth=3ac490905c6291b66795bfef3bd72676)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 30-12-2013, 14:12:36
How are they using weapons without hands?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-12-2013, 14:12:32
How are they using weapons without hands?
(http://i.imgur.com/4WhOzBt.gif)
I hope this explain things for ya
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 30-12-2013, 14:12:37
Allah kebab hahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-12-2013, 16:12:07
I guess it is another poke at the French again. But don't forget that they also have one rebellious child called Vietnam, who kicked US nuts.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 30-12-2013, 17:12:32
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/633/047/6ec.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 30-12-2013, 18:12:44
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/father_frost_from_russia.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 31-12-2013, 16:12:47
This is what happens when you give the Combat Camera conscripts too much artistic freedom:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cADfuurrv-w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-12-2013, 20:12:33
http://9gag.com/gag/amXW6Lj


Sssssh ssshhhhhh ssssssssssssssshhh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 31-12-2013, 20:12:41
But can it be of use in the military... I say, yes. Damn dogs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 02-01-2014, 16:01:17
(http://i.imgur.com/rSlZMBB.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-01-2014, 17:01:33
Not a joke, but very good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao0ETP2yZQg
This is very good too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loUDS4c3Cs
Debunking the "Moon landing is fake" theory.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-01-2014, 16:01:02
[Acoustic Levitation] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJxJRAxdFU

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 04-01-2014, 17:01:05
http://wubwub2.ytmnd.com/

Don't. Even. Ask.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 04-01-2014, 18:01:19
(http://i.imgur.com/ZRjDub0.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 04-01-2014, 20:01:40
ROFL  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-01-2014, 00:01:49
Oh my god how can you fuck up the Greek flag so much?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-01-2014, 00:01:52
Oh my god how can you fuck up the Greek flag so much?

Budget cuts
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-01-2014, 09:01:33
(http://i.minus.com/ibyQr1KzNvOMRU.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-01-2014, 12:01:11
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aXbMnNV_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 05-01-2014, 16:01:03
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q71/s720x720/1557506_629148543819560_508776488_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-01-2014, 19:01:50
cooler version of characters

Oh my god Tintin and Haddock looks awesome!  :o This could actually be good if someone made a parody comic book of it. But we all know Hergé's bones would start shaking in his grave...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 06-01-2014, 01:01:08
Not sure if racist or just a great RP of kebab removal unit...

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-remove-kebab-in-eu-3-mare-apertum-return-of-serbia-strong.78585/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 06-01-2014, 03:01:26
I have NO idea what Kebab is, with all respect.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-01-2014, 03:01:35
Turkish name describing the way of cooking meat which involves it rotating on an big stick near the fire. You might know it with the Greek name gyros.

In this type of meme it's used as a slang for Turks. So remove kebab is remove Turkish people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 06-01-2014, 04:01:10
No, the term kebab on the internet just means arab/muslim people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 06-01-2014, 04:01:35
And it sounds hilarious ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: CHRISTIEFRONTDRIVE on 06-01-2014, 06:01:15
Yep.

Many glorious weapons around the world have been developed for the removal of dirty kebabs.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 06-01-2014, 08:01:50
Not sure if racist or just a great RP of kebab removal unit...

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-remove-kebab-in-eu-3-mare-apertum-return-of-serbia-strong.78585/
This link requires a ROTFLMAO smiley. I will have to make do with  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D for now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 06-01-2014, 16:01:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBbk1IKXVcM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 06-01-2014, 22:01:23
Why Columbus Day should be Bartolomé Day:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 07-01-2014, 02:01:27
(http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/229793.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 07-01-2014, 16:01:52
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a1ANMeD_460s_v2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 07-01-2014, 16:01:15
An addendum:

Pakistanis must be called Indian, or South Asian. Especially if they commit crimes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-01-2014, 19:01:28
That is pretty US-centric view. In UK sphere, Asian refers to Indian, Pakistani, Bangla, or Srilankan descent, which are all South Asians. In Aussie/NZ, it refers to Eastern Asians like me. For the Brits, I'm an oriental.

A little bit correction on the Negro word though. I was called "rice nigger" back there. So everybody shares the same N-word treatment. There is sand nigger, rice nigger, nigga, etc. You can't stop this kind of thing, you can only become insensitive towards it and let it slide.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 07-01-2014, 22:01:22
Kill me. Please.

(Just wasted almost a whole day on this, DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO PLAY A VERY ADDICTIVE AND TIME CONSUMING GAME)

http://candybox2.net
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 07-01-2014, 23:01:21
Kill me. Please.

(Just wasted almost a whole day on this, DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO PLAY A VERY ADDICTIVE AND TIME CONSUMING GAME)

http://candybox2.net

HEED HIS WARNING! OH GODS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 08-01-2014, 00:01:03
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a1ANMeD_460s_v2.jpg)

I always call "native americans" Indians. Both names are stupid, but at least the name "Indian" is a monument to the white man's stupidity.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-01-2014, 06:01:30
Beware of another time-sink! The official online version of the popular card game Dominion is out.
http://www.goko.com/games/Dominion
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-01-2014, 23:01:12
http://9gag.com/gag/av01VAO

Holy mother of shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-01-2014, 04:01:53
You can't escape it, Theta. Not even in 9gag.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/Johnsy/Theta0123germangrammar9gag.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 09-01-2014, 06:01:15
huehuehuehue

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 09-01-2014, 11:01:57
I stumbled across THeTA many times on youtube too, in the most random videos around haha. I was watching a DayZ video then scrolling the comments I see F4Wildcat again!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 09-01-2014, 12:01:59
Yeah, he's everywhere.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-01-2014, 18:01:47
Man i should start my own regime, i would be a great dictator and i would appear everywhere

Controlling my minions, hunting down grammar nazi's......

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 09-01-2014, 18:01:44
So you would become a grammar Soviet?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 09-01-2014, 18:01:14
hm......

thats actually a gooder idea!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 09-01-2014, 18:01:13
You have my vote!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 09-01-2014, 19:01:20
slavthread (that feel when slav) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swowiMAHS0o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swowiMAHS0o)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 09-01-2014, 20:01:06
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1010531_10153687581795483_1183687131_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 09-01-2014, 20:01:39
Yup, Costa Concordia...

Gotta shit this rigth here, and act like i dont know anything.


(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1524650_569076323176199_315027708_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 09-01-2014, 20:01:30
That uniform looks good on you, maybe you should consider joining the navy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 09-01-2014, 20:01:54
That uniform looks good on you, maybe you should consider joining the navy.

Oh well you know, i used to make some photoshops of myself changing uniforms, i can show you mein "works" if you want to...

btw, i prefer to keep mein polititian uniform, but anyway thanks for the compliment  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 10-01-2014, 19:01:45
How do people not die from shock in these Japanese game shows? this is just insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItOblzZu2Q

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aPvm8zG_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 11-01-2014, 05:01:10
America Unofficial National Antem - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-01-2014, 14:01:12
America Unofficial National Antem - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

I prefer this version more because of the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM

And then AC/DC Thunderstruck for the same reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYFdldfYEJk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-01-2014, 14:01:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjbeE90vVY

Much better video then all of you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 12-01-2014, 05:01:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ0UpT7Xk4A

Gervais is so freaking funny
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-01-2014, 06:01:54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjbeE90vVY

Much better video then all of you

TF2 again?

Anyway, the first apparent effect of grammar degradation:

America, 'murica, now on that video's description: 'murka. Murka means wrath in Indonesian. Now it does sound as cheesy as Star Wars character names, which mostly either translates pretty well into Indonesian or Tagalog. Admiral Galak Fryar from Jedi Knight series games for example, "Galak" means ferocious in Indonesian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 12-01-2014, 07:01:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8qWzUG1h4


Still one of my favorite youtube videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2014, 11:01:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjbeE90vVY

Much better video then all of you

TF2 again?


Now you are being psychotic......It has been ages since i posted anything tf2 and immediatly you jump on the whinewagon. This was perfect in sync with the previous videos as it was the same subject
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-01-2014, 16:01:22
They have a lot of videos like that. My favourite being "Make a man out of you."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-01-2014, 18:01:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QPaCwlMYiU


Contributed by ajappat. Finnish army girl cleaning style
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-01-2014, 19:01:01
Awesome


On a related note: Slightly more tactical room cleaning procedure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R89vhiua35A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 12-01-2014, 19:01:17
Slightly more punishment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwnVyBMFiIQ

Slightly more hockey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0UyedDcaRk
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Post by: :| Hi on 12-01-2014, 22:01:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw

Mikhail Gorbachev in a pizza hut commercial
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 13-01-2014, 02:01:33
Slightly more punishment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwnVyBMFiIQ

Slightly more hockey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0UyedDcaRk



definitely european,  there wasn't any checking!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-01-2014, 04:01:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QPaCwlMYiU


Contributed by ajappat. Finnish army girl cleaning style
Wow, even without NATO-glasses they are beautiful
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Post by: RommelBr on 13-01-2014, 07:01:07
He is back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgotE6V30z4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgotE6V30z4)
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-01-2014, 09:01:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCKKHcpf0w
Why Yoko Ono sucks
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-01-2014, 20:01:26
Footage of people waiting for the subway, filmed on the platform from the oncoming trains.

NYC, Grand Central station (http://vimeo.com/83664407)

Berlin, Alexanderplatz station (http://vimeo.com/83663312)

Tokyo, Shinjuku station (http://vimeo.com/77489382)

Personally I like Tokyo most, especially as it is the longest. Only the flickering light bugs me hard. They don't suffer from that over in Berlin or New York.
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Post by: Musti on 14-01-2014, 22:01:56
Creepy as fuck, but incredible as well.
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Post by: Wilhelm on 15-01-2014, 01:01:20
Those videos are amazing!  :o
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Post by: LHeureux on 15-01-2014, 02:01:37
PHENOMENAL!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 15-01-2014, 10:01:04
Footage of people waiting for the subway, filmed on the platform from the oncoming trains.

NYC, Grand Central station (http://vimeo.com/83664407)

Berlin, Alexanderplatz station (http://vimeo.com/83663312)

Tokyo, Shinjuku station (http://vimeo.com/77489382)

Personally I like Tokyo most, especially as it is the longest. Only the flickering light bugs me hard. They don't suffer from that over in Berlin or New York.



tokyo  4:30 into it...  digging for nose gold!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 15-01-2014, 11:01:29
Personally I like Tokyo most, especially as it is the longest. Only the flickering light bugs me hard. They don't suffer from that over in Berlin or New York.
I'm thinking though that seeing how comparably high the frequency of that flickering light is, and considering how high the cameras frame rate probably is, that you wouldn't be able to see it flicker being there in person? Maybe someone with more knowledge can chip in on this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-01-2014, 13:01:56
(http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/random-01_14_14-500-29.jpg?w=500&h=255)

(http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/random-01_14_14-500-32.jpg?w=500&h=373)
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-01-2014, 18:01:05
Personally I like Tokyo most, especially as it is the longest. Only the flickering light bugs me hard. They don't suffer from that over in Berlin or New York.
I'm thinking though that seeing how comparably high the frequency of that flickering light is, and considering how high the cameras frame rate probably is, that you wouldn't be able to see it flicker being there in person? Maybe someone with more knowledge can chip in on this?
It is most likely caused by the lights brightening in time with the AC power.  Tokyo has 50Hz I think, you you might even be able to use that to see how slowed down the film is.
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Post by: Harmonikater on 15-01-2014, 19:01:50
So when we estimate the flickering frequency seen in the video at 2 Hz, we get a scaling factor of 25? Considering that the video is encoded at 50 (might have changed from the original footage though?) that means he must have shot around 1250 fps? Insanely high compared to the cameras we mortals use.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 15-01-2014, 20:01:44
People in public transports always seem so lonesome. I have more fun in my car compared to that.
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 15-01-2014, 23:01:37
(http://i.imgur.com/4ZZbCi1.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0rxMScv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/sBa1Cw2.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/iEOt9bO.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/j3XxC5U.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 16-01-2014, 17:01:43
So when we estimate the flickering frequency seen in the video at 2 Hz, we get a scaling factor of 25? Considering that the video is encoded at 50 (might have changed from the original footage though?) that means he must have shot around 1250 fps? Insanely high compared to the cameras we mortals use.
Actually Tokyo uses 100V@60Hz and those Fluorescent lamps usually flicker with twice the frequency of the power supply.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 17-01-2014, 12:01:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl_bUGkC7Tc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl_bUGkC7Tc)

Y´all better accept Jesus Christ as your savior!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-01-2014, 17:01:57
Meanwhile in French politics
(http://rt.com/files/galleryitem/64/e5/00/00/ng-5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-01-2014, 17:01:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl_bUGkC7Tc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl_bUGkC7Tc)

Y´all better accept Jesus Christ as your savior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo2d0RlL53s

Indeed mah nigga!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 17-01-2014, 17:01:06
Meanwhile in French politics
(http://rt.com/files/galleryitem/64/e5/00/00/ng-5.jpg)

That poor police officer trying to explain his superiors that someone 'dumped a load of bullshit at parliament'
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 17-01-2014, 19:01:05
Superior's Response: "You're pulling my leg. That's what parlamentarians do all day."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-01-2014, 22:01:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlVcLXs9gNA
Nice video, nice girl
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 18-01-2014, 08:01:40
Meanwhile in French politics
(http://rt.com/files/galleryitem/64/e5/00/00/ng-5.jpg)


please =  someone photoshop in biff.  from back to the future!!!    ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-01-2014, 19:01:30
TFS Abridged Parody Episode 39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcHIikdrhjQ)

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Post by: RommelBr on 19-01-2014, 03:01:21
(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/uploads/post-assets/278/Guerra.gif)

(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/uploads/post-assets/259/Diglet.gif)

Quote
How Russian are born.
(http://assets.naointendo.com.br/uploads/post-assets/247/Russos.gif)

The most scared guy from 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=knohDiCp9fg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-01-2014, 04:01:18
So, they are born with dogtags/lockets eh?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 19-01-2014, 04:01:34
So, they are born with dogtags/lockets eh?

He was also born wrong, he came without his ak-47.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-01-2014, 05:01:12
I don't see any vodka either. Something is seriously wrong with him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-01-2014, 08:01:39
In Soviet Russia he would be dropped in canyon like rest weaklings.
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Post by: Biiviz on 19-01-2014, 11:01:43
(http://i1.minus.com/ibbNS8DrtVCWp.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 19-01-2014, 12:01:30
I´m glad I speak this very common language of Finnish, so I can understand all the jokes in your pics, Biiviz.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-01-2014, 13:01:26
I´m glad I speak this very common language of Finnish, so I can understand all the jokes in your pics, Biiviz.

You're welcome!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-01-2014, 16:01:36
Glorious post oh Supreme commander of the Eggz. I comprehend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 19-01-2014, 16:01:05
Use google translate, hilarity ensuesnot
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 19-01-2014, 16:01:54
(http://i.imgur.com/dVcffqN.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2014, 16:01:06
That was epic :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-01-2014, 18:01:50
Could someone explain the context. The comic is pretty straightforward.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 19-01-2014, 19:01:50
Belgium, yet again run over by Germany on the way to France
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2014, 16:01:57
Could someone explain the context. The comic is pretty straightforward.
Germany has used Belgium as backdoor to france three times in a row now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-01-2014, 16:01:31
Belgium sure is a backdoor.

Heh.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2014, 17:01:46
So laike


France...like concentrate all of defense north east of france, towards Germany Southwest side yo...

So germany be like:Oh...but u dont have defences up north
France: Yeah but thats Belgium up there on our north border
Germany: ........And????

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 20-01-2014, 17:01:19
We are still discussing this?


poland and germany going to france
belgium in the way
steering broken
belgium dead. again.

not like this was on purpose or anything...geez
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2014, 17:01:53
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/35/9hvj.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 20-01-2014, 18:01:31
Could you resize? scrolling up and down to change the slider for every panel is tiresome
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2014, 19:01:02
Could you resize? scrolling up and down to change the slider for every panel is tiresome
Done.


(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1303/harley-davidson-harley-wla-ww2-honda-mower-demotivational-posters-1363766731.jpg)
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Post by: Torenico on 20-01-2014, 19:01:52
But wasn't Honda founded in 1948?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-01-2014, 20:01:05
technically, 1939.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-01-2014, 22:01:50
Quote
Honda also aided the war effort by assisting other companies in automating the production of military aircraft propellers.[10] The relationships Honda cultivated with personnel at Toyota, Nakajima Aircraft Company and the Imperial Japanese Navy would be instrumental in the postwar period.

Wiki'd son.
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Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 21-01-2014, 15:01:58
All those big Japanese companies produced mostly aircraft of aircraft parts.

Puny harley, you only did motorcycles :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-01-2014, 16:01:46
Remember this?

(http://s.petrolicious.com/vintage/2013/11-1/honda-nice-people-2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 21-01-2014, 16:01:51
Those people aren't wearing helmets...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 21-01-2014, 16:01:31
No one gave a shit I guess.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-01-2014, 08:01:03
Russia U so silly

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/life-in-russia/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-01-2014, 15:01:02
Russia U so silly

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/life-in-russia/

http://i.imgur.com/lpQfPnN.jpg

Hot damn! Thats quite the junk in the trunk, in the trunk.
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Post by: Zoologic on 22-01-2014, 16:01:08
Meanwhile in Indonesia....

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/s720x720/9848_595243103883470_1253360701_n.jpg)

Our new president has launched a new book after playing golf, meeting in his residence, and then took a photo with his greater family and upload into his wife's instagram account. Nothing says "not giving a fuck" more than being unable to participate in this year's presidential election (already serving for 2 terms).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 22-01-2014, 16:01:26
Russia U so silly

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2014/01/life-in-russia/
Hahaha! That kid with the Putin bed!

Related.
http://slavsquat.com
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 22-01-2014, 18:01:14
From that country with many dashcams on cars
(http://i.imgur.com/eyCUTj4.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/4HNw4qo.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/7gWTMxD.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 22-01-2014, 21:01:29
Why do they have dashcams anyway?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 22-01-2014, 22:01:02
because corruption is so high in russia that only strong clues give you a little hope to see a case dismissed when someone try to blackmail you with false accident ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 22-01-2014, 23:01:43
People in Russia are required by their insurance agencies to have dashcams, because apparently there was a lot of insurance fraud (intentionally causing accidents or deliberately driving/walking into cars etc).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 23-01-2014, 07:01:29
A Russian friend told me they also do it because of the corrupt police officers. If they don't like you and you don't bribe them, they can easily charge you with something you did not do. The dashcams reduce the risk of this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 23-01-2014, 13:01:14
We should have those in all countries
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 23-01-2014, 14:01:34
We should have those in all countries

I agree. I think most people don't bother looking them up because they think they're expensive, even though in fact they are surprisingly cheap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 23-01-2014, 15:01:38
(http://i.imgur.com/GEW7jrL.png)

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Post by: Tankbuster on 23-01-2014, 15:01:04
Oh gawd. Shouldn't it be Sweden.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-01-2014, 15:01:37
It is world famous now mate.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2014/01/indian-woman-gang-raped-as-punishment-201412355131324741.html

I think maybe tied with South Africa.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 23-01-2014, 15:01:31
This is what happens when we go over the top with a particular news for days on end. Other countries pick it up and before you know it, every Injun is a LUSTING EVIL YINDOOO! My father got asked that at his transit stop in Frankfurt by another passenger.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-01-2014, 16:01:34
I have to go the length way to break a stereotype. Some white people you meet at public places will make kung-fu stances, trying to speak English with random Asian accent, or referring us as rice niggers. But come to think of it, these stupid behavior existed for a good reason. What if, they can teach Indonesian a bit about discipline (especially queuing)? What if they can break typical Asian superstition about always having meal with rice? Or best... to be more open and less reserved, since I am living in their country? Of course in most Asian countries, it is quite weird to strike a sudden friendly chit-chat with somebody else in strange places. But what if that is an opportunity to build more understanding about our culture?

So, there are no problem at all in India? Then what about the Greek have to endure mockery about their financial illiteracy, the Germans often poked about their past Nazism, American being fat, lazy, xenophobic, and unintelligent, and Poland being stereotypically dumb and naive? If you want to be equally respected, you have to let it slide just like those people laugh at those silly jokes, national pride aside. I have never seen such a strong denial from a group of people about their bad habit, other than "developing countries" (including mine). They have to go the length way to build and maintain their international image, a kin to shouting at everyone about some personal delusions. "Hey! I'm happy/democratic/rich now, you should live like me and appreciate what I say/think!" (while your brothers and sisters are still living in poverty or under repression).

Relax mate, look at those previous post mocking those silly drunkard Russians and their dashcams behaviour, which Korsakov completely give no shit about.

Anyway, here is some facts about Russia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnXPEQ9Wpl0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 23-01-2014, 16:01:21
The only difference between the examples you posted and the stereotype that gets my goat in a manner of speech is this.

This entire "India is unsafe for tourists and wimmen get raped everyday by the thousands" meme came about when our national media went over the top in covering the politically motivated protest by a newfangled political party in the national capital, as the election was a couple of months away. Now in India, you can gather a horde of people very, very easily, and with a few well placed cameras, you can see a veritable 'sea of humanity' for any rally or protest or whatever. The end result was that the international media picked it up from our national media and showed some statistics of doubtful nature as the unvarnished truth. I don't sweat it when the world laughs at our crippling poverty, in fact if a joke is somewhat tasteful I laugh at it. But showing a media manipulated election stunt as the "ugly truth about yindoos" is where I draw the line.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-01-2014, 17:01:35
Let's do it here:

http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=16957.4800

I am interested in this topic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 23-01-2014, 17:01:09
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 23-01-2014, 18:01:17
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning

  I have no idea what is going on in Ukraine, i know that these protests appears on the news, but i have no clue what is all that about  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 23-01-2014, 18:01:12
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning

  I have no idea what is going on in Ukraine, i know that these protests appears on the news, but i have no clue what is all that about  :P

Well then, you should look it up instead bragging about your ignorance.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 23-01-2014, 19:01:24
a solution to traffic problems.

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/adNQXnD_460sa_v1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 23-01-2014, 23:01:36
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning

  I have no idea what is going on in Ukraine, i know that these protests appears on the news, but i have no clue what is all that about  :P

Well then, you should look it up instead bragging about your ignorance.

Then I found this - An explanation of what's currently happening in Ukraine (http://imgur.com/gallery/lxkbH)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-01-2014, 01:01:08
The Push Up Muscle Shirt (http://www.theflatteringman.com/)

edit: Warning, ad heavy, adblock won't help you here.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-01-2014, 16:01:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--iU49AjTQ


Absolutely epic response to justin biebers arrest
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 24-01-2014, 21:01:45
http://www.stunnish.com/guy-writes-greatest-complaint-letter-to-airline/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 24-01-2014, 23:01:50
(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1104/government-assistance-cavity-search-tsa-homeland-security-demotivational-posters-1302707640.jpg)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4223375360/h4394AA24/)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4155298304/h9ED82D16/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 25-01-2014, 08:01:50
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning

  I have no idea what is going on in Ukraine, i know that these protests appears on the news, but i have no clue what is all that about  :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-01-2014, 14:01:16
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4155298304/h9ED82D16/)

(http://gcube.milliyet.com.tr/Detail/2008/11/10/dev-derbide-gulduren-an-fenerbahce-galatasaray-gulduren-an-dev-derbi-1033317.jpg)

(http://img03.blogcu.com/images/f/e/n/fenakomik/fener2_1242290871.jpg)


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 25-01-2014, 16:01:19
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning

  I have no idea what is going on in Ukraine, i know that these protests appears on the news, but i have no clue what is all that about  :P

Protesting about the illegalization of protesting. Just a few days ago they built a trebuchet to use against the police, which is awesome.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-01-2014, 16:01:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sdtFJvDsuE
I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a youtube video as this one... real pure gold.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-01-2014, 16:01:15
Riots in Kiev, Ukraine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuO53xeZkm8

NSFW: includes people burning

  I have no idea what is going on in Ukraine, i know that these protests appears on the news, but i have no clue what is all that about  :P

Protesting about the illegalization of protesting. Just a few days ago they built a trebuchet to use against the police, which is awesome.

We had gas masks made out of plastic bottles, barricades made of all kinds of furniture, funny posters and people hitting pans and spoons precisely at 21:00. And did you know a potato gun can blast through a riot shield?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 25-01-2014, 19:01:07
Firefox users:

1. Right click anywhere on a webpage you are on
2. click "inspect element"
3. Click the 3d cube symbol on hte right hand side of the tab that appeared
4. Adventure
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 25-01-2014, 19:01:45
Nice design, but how's that supposed to enhance our understanding about the codes?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 25-01-2014, 20:01:06
Ha, that sure does look nice. Gives me a bit of a "Neuromancer"-vibe. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 25-01-2014, 20:01:53
Was kinda worried when I clicked the box away when I was in 3d mode ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 25-01-2014, 21:01:25
Check out the FH2 homepage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 26-01-2014, 12:01:47
Nice design, but how's that supposed to enhance our understanding about the codes?

Well it's easier to spot misplaced elements, if you can actually see which stuff is part of which, and not stare at a million lines of code and try to see where you put the closing tag wrong...

... And tables for the homepage layout? Damn that's so old school! (But it just works, as opposed to a million divs that go all over the place... :P)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-01-2014, 16:01:19
Firefox users:

1. Right click anywhere on a webpage you are on
2. click "inspect element"
3. Click the 3d cube symbol on hte right hand side of the tab that appeared
4. Adventure
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Us9Pp_na3Q/T750HAScVkI/AAAAAAAABO4/t8-egObGIQY/s1600/guy-opening-door.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 26-01-2014, 17:01:22
(http://the-top-images.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-images-of-pakistan-army.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2014, 17:01:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbLwmUdee64

greased lightning by Swedish soldiers in afghanistan
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 26-01-2014, 22:01:21
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aeNZgWQ_460sa_v1.gif)

What I call a gun

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD080BB_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 26-01-2014, 22:01:35
Roses are gay,
Violets are gayer,
shut the fuck up
and listen to Slayer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-01-2014, 23:01:21
Roses are gay,
Violets are gayer,
shut the fuck up
and listen to Slayer.
Now you are talking man! \m/

(http://global3.memecdn.com/god-likes-slayer_o_948398.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 27-01-2014, 01:01:08
I'm ffecked if I can get my head round google+  ??? I have ppl who I don't know suddenly "following" me too  :o  :-\ ???

This young lady sums up my feelings  ;D

http://youtu.be/LTq8TrA3hb4



** http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/photos-you-really-need-to-look-at-to-understand
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-01-2014, 05:01:40
Nice design, but how's that supposed to enhance our understanding about the codes?

... And tables for the homepage layout? Damn that's so old school! (But it just works, as opposed to a million divs that go all over the place... :P)

What surprises me is how multi-layered this website is, and how easy it is to load.

Damn, back then at my HTML classes, we were using Pentium II machines, running a simple hundred-something liner scripts seemed so slow.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 27-01-2014, 23:01:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL8OGwSjy5w
Good brakes, gooooooood tank brakes :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 28-01-2014, 01:01:05
That video is spreading fast.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 28-01-2014, 14:01:31
gooood greeeenscreeeen
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 28-01-2014, 19:01:40
(http://periannath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/06_radagast_hobbit_620x350.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-01-2014, 18:01:24
I've just found out that the first prime minister (Viktor Chernomyrdin) of Russia is awesome at making funny phrases, like George W. Bush.

Here are my favourites (as translated by Wikipedia contributors):

Quote
We have completed all the items: from A to B.
The direction we have is one – the correct one.
You got to think what to understand.
Always we in Russia have something standing that we don't need.
We need to do what our people need, not what we are doing now.
Whatever organisation we try to create, it always ends up looking like the Communist Party. -> the gold  ;D
It has never been like this and now it is exactly the same again.

[source http://www.dosuga.net/?type=marazm&seq=cherno&mk=on&num=]
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 29-01-2014, 21:01:25
(http://periannath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/06_radagast_hobbit_620x350.jpg)
Never though that there would have been any way to make An Unexpected Journey any more horrible than it already was, but yeah, that would definitely do the trick.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 30-01-2014, 01:01:29
Hmm. It looks kinda boring, but below you can see the biggest battle ever to have happened in EVE online. Within 8 hours players burned ships worth 200.000 €uros.
In order to be a top player, you'll probably have to spend 8 days peer week online, accordingly the amount of time spent here to create goods worth 200.000€ without paying is just insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCK-E5AopVI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCK-E5AopVI)

http://themittani.com/news/b-r5rb-biggest-battle-all-eve (http://themittani.com/news/b-r5rb-biggest-battle-all-eve)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-01-2014, 01:01:39
(http://1.standaardcdn.be/Assets/Images_Upload/2014/01/28/18ee3152-8849-11e3-9ac6-9d2c4f4bb749_web_scale_0.4160888_0.4160888__.JPG?maxheight=416&maxwidth=568)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 30-01-2014, 02:01:56
Hmm. It looks kinda boring, but below you can see the biggest battle ever to have happened in EVE online. Within 8 hours players burned ships worth 200.000 €uros.
In order to be a top player, you'll probably have to spend 8 days peer week online, accordingly the amount of time spent here to create goods worth 200.000€ without paying is just insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCK-E5AopVI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCK-E5AopVI)

http://themittani.com/news/b-r5rb-biggest-battle-all-eve (http://themittani.com/news/b-r5rb-biggest-battle-all-eve)
That has to be dullest capital space ship battle I've ever seen. Looks pretty though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-01-2014, 02:01:51
I always thought EVE looked interesting. Not for playing of course, but for sociological study.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-01-2014, 04:01:25
I always did consider playing EVE, however given my penchant to stick to MMOs (Looking at you Maplestory, several years back) and suddenly not have freetime, I figured playing EVE would be even worse given how intricate it can be.


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-01-2014, 04:01:01
Well I waste way too much time on moderating here and mapping for the next release anyway...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 30-01-2014, 05:01:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4luHEVjqKA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 30-01-2014, 16:01:40
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/89562496/1369741158.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-01-2014, 20:01:12
just this whole picture series  :)
http://thechive.com/2014/01/30/fck-26-photos-4/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 31-01-2014, 15:01:11
Hmm. It looks kinda boring, but below you can see the biggest battle ever to have happened in EVE online. Within 8 hours players burned ships worth 200.000 €uros.
In order to be a top player, you'll probably have to spend 8 days peer week online, accordingly the amount of time spent here to create goods worth 200.000€ without paying is just insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCK-E5AopVI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCK-E5AopVI)
http://themittani.com/news/b-r5rb-biggest-battle-all-eve (http://themittani.com/news/b-r5rb-biggest-battle-all-eve)

You have to remember these were the biggest entities in Eve, and there is a lot more happening than you can see in this video. Due to thousands of pilots being involved, time is also slowed down so the server, which is comparable to military hardware, doesn't crash. The ordinary person seeing this and joining Eve, 90% will not make it, let alone ever fly a Titan or something along those lines. This was pretty much the big honsho's fighting.

Also, most of this '$' was made ingame, so it isn't like people drop their salaries to buy Titans. That's just for the headlines so people can grasp more or less what happened. Eve cannot be explained easily, it's far too complicated for that. That's why I like it, very few console kiddies or neanderthals. Plenty of psychopaths, that's certainly true. But it has consquences, and can be highly rewarding if you DO get through the learning curve. I also like that it has people from all over the planet, and I thrive in sandboxes. Most people don't, and rather have a scripted game, which is fine, but don't come to Eve and ask: What should I do next? You won't make it.
 
The battle actually lasted for 21 hours, with about 70 dead Titans and (tens of) thousands of other ships, and all timezones working together. Eve is not for the quick draw, it's takes planning, coordination and a lot of effort. Not necessarily, not always, but with these battles? Definitely. I'd say watch a good sci-fi movie maybe  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-02-2014, 01:02:44
I simply cannot afford a valium addiction, which is probably required when travelling hours and hours from one spot to the next. Otherwise you turn to dust.

Being successive in EVE requires you either to play a couple of hours each day for a period of a couple of years, or being unemployed at all. Or you should be pensioner or a spoiled rich kid with no friends.

I played for 3 month and my case officer in my corporation was almost always available. He was offline for only a couple of hours at max, joining the game several times per day. It made me wonder when he actually might go for a sleep, not even speaking of employment.

In a comment somewhere I found a line that keeps staying in my mind: More than anything else, EVE is a social experiment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 01-02-2014, 01:02:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZtxHlProWo

Woah
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 01-02-2014, 06:02:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJm8Ij-nze4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NotOnymous on 01-02-2014, 09:02:22
NB: Might make some people nauseous:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 01-02-2014, 11:02:48
NB: Might make some people nauseous:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE
What the fucking shit is wrong with people?!?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 01-02-2014, 12:02:26
NB: Might make some people nauseous:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE
NOICE!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 01-02-2014, 12:02:58
NB: Might make some people nauseous:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE
What the fucking shit is wrong with people?!?!
0:29

With face like that, I'd try my luck too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-02-2014, 13:02:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJm8Ij-nze4

Song wasn't finished. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoAZVow2mQc#t=01m44s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoAZVow2mQc#t=01m44s)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 01-02-2014, 17:02:02
Making fun with sniper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi5s1ZnhjtM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 01-02-2014, 22:02:34
The title of that video and the language they speak sounds unexpectedly similiar to Turkish. I can even understand that one guy says "point it out, point it out" and I can make out the title says: "Damascus Mujahideen are writing Ko'ngil (dunno what that is)" So I guess they are Syrian Turkomans.

Also dat giggle  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 02-02-2014, 06:02:46
Like I think I recall saying maybe year ago, when you know Turkish then Uzbek and other Turkic languages are no problem. It means goenuel.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 02-02-2014, 08:02:26
Oh, I see, thanks! Some words have changed a lot that I cant recognise them :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 02-02-2014, 15:02:22
http://news-hound.co/please-keep-this-going-around-the-world/

Wat.

I guess living on an island in the middle of nowhere tends to make you bored enough to find fun in a mindless massacre of other fellow inhabitants of this planet...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 02-02-2014, 16:02:13
Not a funny video, but highly impressive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYw4meRWGd4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYw4meRWGd4)

Felix Baumgarnters statosphere jump from his own perspective, filmed with several cameras attached to his suit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-02-2014, 19:02:51
(http://i.imgur.com/sLVLhrg.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2014, 19:02:06
As if EU is any better.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-02-2014, 19:02:06
it is, you're just traumatized because Belgium can't get its shit together
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-02-2014, 20:02:39
As if EU is any better.

I'm guessing the EU wouldn't blackmail them using gas pipelines.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2014, 20:02:07
I think we should create one nation where everyone is equal, with no individualism..And only one leader. A nation for the strong whe

oooooh wait thats facism


Okay how bout a classless syste....oops communism




Screw it, i'm migrating to Switzerland.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-02-2014, 20:02:02
the fuck are you on about?  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2014, 20:02:33
(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Economy-of-Europe.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-02-2014, 20:02:03
(http://www.gutenberg.org/files/28003/28003-h/images/003.png)


Some things never change...

(back in the day, they didn't need both a stereotypical outfit and a fucking name to know who is who)


Still, the fuck are you on about?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 02-02-2014, 22:02:50
No need to get offensive here.

I bet theta's pic is about the current financial crisis. The drowning one must be Greece or Italy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-02-2014, 22:02:41
Excusez moi.

The pic is obvious, but I'm asking about what he started ranting about first with Ukraine and then with emigrating to Switzerland because he started defining fascism and communism  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 02-02-2014, 22:02:52
The pic is obvious, but I'm asking about what he started ranting about first with Ukraine and then with emigrating to Switzerland because he started defining fascism and communism  ???

He means to say it's all shit wherever you go. Even though we're having this argument on high end computers, enjoying the warmth of our houses while wars are only fought on television anymore and we get texts from our 80 year old grandmothers, telling us how great the docters at the hospital are and that she's very happy she doesn't get medical bills. Except this extraordinary state of welfare though, the world nowadays is shit.

Hmpf, people will always find something to complain about.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 02-02-2014, 22:02:14
Some things never change...
Indeed. Germany always becomes the scapegoat for Europe's troubles.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2014, 23:02:30
Thanks Sander

Sorry i should have explained myself thourougly.

The GIF, in theory it is well found, but the whole media here is making it appear as we EU are the super good guys! And Russia is the evil evil communist country run by facist stalin leader Putin

So yeah, propaganda. Because our EU is not at All...Such great and magnificent..Ever since the EU came in charge, we are seeing more and more restrictions...Bannings of this and that.
And Belgium, is the biggest example of this money sucking. Our wages have been frozen, but everywhere did they installed Traffic camera's for high speeding freaks to get money. GAS penalty system installed, people get fines for stupid things. Using a bench quickly to tight your laces of your shoe? 62 euro sir, thats forbidden. Kids playing in streets? some places it is FORBIDDEN.....And other EU countries...Are seeing the huge benefits of this system= A gigantic pile of extra income.

105 DB limit on concerts? EU idea wich is pretty much tested in belgium...And i can keep on ranting about this.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 03-02-2014, 00:02:28

He means to say it's all shit wherever you go. Even though we're having this argument on high end computers, enjoying the warmth of our houses while wars are only fought on television anymore and we get texts from our 80 year old grandmothers, telling us how great the docters at the hospital are and that she's very happy she doesn't get medical bills. Except this extraordinary state of welfare though, the world nowadays is shit.

Hmpf, people will always find something to complain about.

Which is the problem. Since they are no real problems people are instead "making up" problems to compensate. The result is that we now live in a world of moaners who are moaning for unimportant and irrelevant issues, totally ignoring what the hell there is going on in the rest of the world. So now we get to live in a world where you can't smoke, can't drink, can't have sex and can only eat a ration of meat a week since they are all harmful in a way. You are not allowed to make jokes about jews, moslims, blacks or indians because somebody might be offended. We live in a world where we throw or personal life on the internet, and then act shocked that governments spy on you, even though it has been a public secret for years.

And the EU fits perfectly in this, since all it does is moan. It knew the seeds of the current crisis where planted 15 years ago. What did it do ? Nothing, it just moaned about this and that, and all that bullcrap that is virtually irrelevant. I think the EU is a bad organisation, who only accomplished two things: (semi)open borders and the Euro.

To a certain extend it is comparable with the holy roman empire : a collection of autonomous states who are lead by a powerless puppet and only work together when all states benefit for the cause of it. The only real thing that connects them all is that they live on the same continent, and are biased upon the same religion. But the EU is far worse then the HRE since there now are 2 additional factors making matters even worse: politicians and lobbyists.

the first are all party bound, and since every fraction from every nation wants their say in the Eu, that means allot of politicians. and where there are politicians there are lobbyists with bags of money to throw into their faces. Nothing good can come of that: regulations are inexplicably delayed, some things that should be banned suddenly get allowed and visa versa.

The EU is slowly killing the common man. It is so over regulating the market that you'll need an army of solicitors just to do your paperwork to get anything done. Big companies approve, since they are the only ones who can actually afford those (and they are ofcourse the ones that lobby for them in the first place). trying to stamp out a business from scratch in the EU is becoming impossible. And people are not getting motivated to take the initiative: they bounce on a wall of rules, get demotivated, and get back to their vegetated state at home. Instead of creating jobs, the EU is abolish them en mass.

Just to give you an example how the EU works: for my thesis at university I did a research on a specific pathway of a bacteria that could reduce a certain potentially dangerous metabolite (created by another bacteria) of a certain pesticide and creating a GMO including the responsible gene for a pilotproject. I'm going to save you the details of what I did, but I will give you an example of the EU absurdity.

The pesticide substance we are talking about was banned in the EU since it was possible that a bacteria in the soil could transfer the normally immobile substance into a dangerous substance. ok fair enough. But at the same time it allowed the use of a pesticide using another chemical formula to be used instead. What's the catch ? Turns out it produces the same metabolite then the other pesticide. And reports about this have been published since 2004, the pesticide was allowed in 2010 with a licence for 15 years. They knew it would make no difference, but company B made sure that the pesticide of company A would be removed from the market because the most railway companies used it. So company B smashed some money to the EU to ban pesticide A and allow pesticide B, so they can resupply. They use health as an excuse, pocket in the money, and the situation remains unchanged. GG Eu, GG .           
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 03-02-2014, 01:02:47
^all this

My favorite one is the "banning" of incandescent light bulbs, which no one gave any shits about, because there was a very easy work around GG indeed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-02-2014, 02:02:53
Actually, moaning, complaining, and being ungrateful is what makes EU and US a successful stateship.

Try Indonesia, where the government rarely gives a shit. Or any other developing countries for instance. They say they want to listen, but when they had enough, they complain back that we are being ungrateful for living such shitty conditions. Yes we are indeed shittier than most EU countries, but that's what keeps us going, no?

You'd be lucky if you can report missing car, let alone having it returned. Oh and medical bills, your monthly salary, no wait, annual salary for a mid-level office workers like me won't be able to afford it. That's why you'll need tons of other extra incomes, like investments in commodities (precious metals), bonds, mutual funds, and stock market trading.

Education? Mind you, a decent school is pretty far from good living locations. The closer one are usually not that good, so you'll opt for private schools, which costs you a month worth of salary. And it doesn't guarantee you anything. These "international school" (Indonesians are suckers for "international" bullshit, probably they internationally par it to Malawian standards) boasts educations in English (from teachers who are far worse than TheTA0123), use foreign curriculum (usually British or US, taught by unqualified and people who couldn't care less about education), and the most defining characteristics of all: expensive.

So to keep the thread alive.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1779694_622781557788827_1241213551_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1507864_620816191318697_184189994_n.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1623768_619406388126344_1780288122_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-02-2014, 14:02:10
^all this

My favorite one is the "banning" of incandescent light bulbs, which no one gave any shits about, because there was a very easy work around GG indeed.

Tell me more about that workaround. If I go to the store, there is only LED (*yuckers*) or halogen lamps (*cries*).

My stopckpile of regular light bulbs is decreasing rapidly, so I went for a try lately and bought a new lamp.
As LED is a total no-go, I fell for the halogen lamps that look like regular light bulbs. They called it 'warm white' and it was the most yellow lamp available.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eFS0jDajL._SY300_.jpg)

Bad Mistake.
[Start of rant] I FUCKIN HATE PHILIPS. WHAT DO THESE PRICKS OVER AT PHILIPS THINK THEY ARE CREATING? IF THAT FREAKIN LAMP CAN BE CONSIDERED YELLOW, ARTIC WHITE CAN BE CONSIDERED A SUMMER COLOR AS WELL. HECK, CAN LIGHT MANUFACTURERS GET SUED FOR CAUSING DEPRESSIONS? I WISH THEY COULD. I WANNA TAKE A XENON LIGHT AND MOUNT IT DIRECTLY INTO THE EYEBALLS OF THE DEVELOPERS OVER AT PHILIPS UNTIL THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE, WHITE AND YELLOW.[End of rant]

I dispelled the lamp into the corridor where it is least annoying. ::)


Edit:// oh, i thought this is Revolting Uniting, because of all the chit-chat above. sorry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-02-2014, 19:02:12
^all this

My favorite one is the "banning" of incandescent light bulbs, which no one gave any shits about, because there was a very easy work around GG indeed.

Tell me more about that workaround. If I go to the store, there is only LED (*yuckers*) or halogen lamps (*cries*).

My stopckpile of regular light bulbs is decreasing rapidly, so I went for a try lately and bought a new lamp.
As LED is a total no-go, I fell for the halogen lamps that look like regular light bulbs. They called it 'warm white' and it was the most yellow lamp available.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eFS0jDajL._SY300_.jpg)

Bad Mistake.
[Start of rant] I FUCKIN HATE PHILIPS. WHAT DO THESE PRICKS OVER AT PHILIPS THINK THEY ARE CREATING? IF THAT FREAKIN LAMP CAN BE CONSIDERED YELLOW, ARTIC WHITE CAN BE CONSIDERED A SUMMER COLOR AS WELL. HECK, CAN LIGHT MANUFACTURERS GET SUED FOR CAUSING DEPRESSIONS? I WISH THEY COULD. I WANNA TAKE A XENON LIGHT AND MOUNT IT DIRECTLY INTO THE EYEBALLS OF THE DEVELOPERS OVER AT PHILIPS UNTIL THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE, WHITE AND YELLOW.[End of rant]


I don't get it, i have LED lamps that work on 230 volts, 2.6 watts but that is only a bit less strong then the lamp in your picture and the light is to yellow, sometimes i wish for some industrial white light to read a book in.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 03-02-2014, 21:02:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj055qdb63M&feature=youtu.be


Irish people talking to each other, basically how Beaver sounds when on voip
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-02-2014, 23:02:17
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajrL0wQ_700b_v3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 04-02-2014, 17:02:04
"Hello, my name is Vladimir. I am a beer for uber hetero men who ride horses while topless and carrying knives. I am a beer to mark the 2014 Winter Olympics. But I am not for gays. Love wrestling burly men on the Judo mat or fishing in your Speedos? Then this is the beer for you!"
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/hello-my-name-is-vladimir
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 04-02-2014, 18:02:21
OMG!!! I found the best game eveeeeer!!

   Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
   
Quote from: CoffeeStainStudios
Goat Simulator brings next gen goat simulation to a whole new level. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true. WASD to write destiny.

Added ladders ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

We're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists

Probably GOTY 2014.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 04-02-2014, 23:02:47
OMG!!! I found the best game eveeeeer!!

   Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
 
That's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-02-2014, 14:02:50
Great!
But I counter your goat with a donkey!
Or maybe I counter it with a dog. Not sure.
However, donkey and dog are from Algeria.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1391530932 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1391530932)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 05-02-2014, 15:02:09
Great!
But I counter your goat with a donkey!
Or maybe I counter it with a dog. Not sure.
However, donkey and dog are from Algeria.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1391530932 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1391530932)
I adore how, at the sound of the horn, the donkey veeres that hardly visible road so they can pass, then returns.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 06-02-2014, 00:02:15
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYbPgq7_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 06-02-2014, 09:02:43
http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/ (http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/)

Don't be alarmed by the letters POV, this is different kind of porn.. It's gun porn. Down-the-sights-look on many different ww2-era weapons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 07-02-2014, 00:02:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOMU1KjQJo

Turn on english subtitles. It's a really weird clip from a documentary shown in swedish TV.
In short to tempt you: Hippies do their best to create force barriers around themselves that can fend of anything.

Good fun
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 07-02-2014, 01:02:46
http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/ (http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/)

Don't be alarmed by the letters POV, this is different kind of porn.. It's gun porn. Down-the-sights-look on many different ww2-era weapons.

 :o I... I want them all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 07-02-2014, 11:02:07
In a comment somewhere I found a line that keeps staying in my mind: More than anything else, EVE is a social experiment.

I travel within seconds with podexpress, jump clones. My planets make money while I sleep. I play about 16-24 hrs per week. Sounds like the learning curve and sandbox wasn't for you, and that's ok. It's actually a social experience with people from all over the globe, and I may even get a nice job out of it abroad. No offence, but sounds like you played in a small highsec corp.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-02-2014, 14:02:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDjrOaoHz9s

Extra Credits: Fail Faster
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 07-02-2014, 17:02:05
This is a repost, i think, but it is still awesome.

http://theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/09/vladimir-putin-action-man/100147/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 07-02-2014, 18:02:06
http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/ (http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/)

Don't be alarmed by the letters POV, this is different kind of porn.. It's gun porn. Down-the-sights-look on many different ww2-era weapons.

   Already in my Chrome favorites  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-02-2014, 20:02:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOMU1KjQJo

Turn on english subtitles. It's a really weird clip from a documentary shown in swedish TV.
In short to tempt you: Hippies do their best to create force barriers around themselves that can fend of anything.

Good fun

Best quote ever:
Well, the problem with creating transcendental force fields is that it doesn't work.




I travel within seconds with podexpress, jump clones. My planets make money while I sleep. I play about 16-24 hrs per week. Sounds like the learning curve and sandbox wasn't for you, and that's ok. It's actually a social experience with people from all over the globe, and I may even get a nice job out of it abroad. No offence, but sounds like you played in a small highsec corp.

It might be a social expirience, like many games, but EVE goes beyond. As I said, it is a social experiment. And once you get a job out of it, it might even be a successive experiment, creating a parallel universe for you to live in. But considering the low number of players, I'd fear the end of the game someday. What then?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 08-02-2014, 00:02:12
this is as far as cinema can go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 08-02-2014, 01:02:49
Fan-made shot-for-shot re-make of Robocop
http://ourrobocopremake.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 08-02-2014, 04:02:27
this is as far as cinema can go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE

WTF!, movie studios nowdays seems have plenty of cash to waste on trash/nonsense movies. But incredibly these films still manage to get  some audience, even to have a sequel ( Sharknado??? )
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 09-02-2014, 00:02:45
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/av0E35M_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 09-02-2014, 00:02:11
(http://i.imgur.com/A5HvoCW.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-02-2014, 22:02:35
It's a bit late, but consider this as a hint that there had been released more vids:

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #4 - 'Xbox One Reveal - Full Press Conference' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5farzJoz8)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-02-2014, 14:02:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ8kfQMdOt8

funniest video on youtube at the moment.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 11-02-2014, 00:02:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOMU1KjQJo

Turn on english subtitles. It's a really weird clip from a documentary shown in swedish TV.
In short to tempt you: Hippies do their best to create force barriers around themselves that can fend of anything.

Good fun

Did I say this was weird?

Then check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyD5WkurrCk

7 minute vice-clip about a woman who has a thing for balloons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 12-02-2014, 00:02:12
ANYONE KNEW SOMEBODY PORTED THE E-100,MAUS AND GWE100 FROM WOT TO FH2?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEeS1-XLY2Y


because I didnt .-.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 12-02-2014, 02:02:00
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17cl8b_infestation_videogames
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 12-02-2014, 16:02:48
Found this on Facebook. No offense to anyone.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgRoQckCIAE-a1B.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 12-02-2014, 22:02:13
So yeah, i think this is the exacly kind of treath than i should post  ;D

Here, go play some:

http://apps.apolinariopassos.com.br/flappygenerator/flying-dmas1/

(its on portuguese, but basicaly you just need to press the button to jump, ect... and yeah, its mine flappy bird version! :D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-02-2014, 23:02:16
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/government-issues-guidelines-for-encounters-with-white-bmws-2014020483225

The best satire is that which is most close to the truth.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-02-2014, 23:02:42
So jealous :(

(http://i.imgur.com/vr0UXbP.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 13-02-2014, 23:02:14
That gif is glorious because of the last one.

(http://i.imgur.com/FHJKEjd.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-02-2014, 01:02:52
sorry if it has been posted here before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPzRPga6uDg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-02-2014, 12:02:37
Unfortunately the video contains music from SME, which is not granted for publishment in germany by the german holder of rights, called GEMA. Usually it is no prob, as I'm using a proxy to circumvent this. But this time, my detour fails on me, which confuses me even more.

Now, what kind of awesome music might this video feature? Must be the new secret album of Beyonce, eh?

Thankfully there is liveleak for me to enjoy the music though.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e77_1371497701
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 14-02-2014, 13:02:21
How many protesters do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question: protesters don't change anything.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 14-02-2014, 13:02:40
I wonder how GEMA justifies blocking this video. Music copyright infringement?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 14-02-2014, 13:02:58
I'm using youtube unblocker to watch blocked videos. Works quite fine in most cases, in this one as well. And it all happens automatically.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 14-02-2014, 16:02:41
I wonder how GEMA justifies blocking this video. Music copyright infringement?

It even blocks music videos that the artist himself publishes on his own youtube page. Basically there's a law saying that any rights to a piece of music are represented by GEMA unless proven otherwise ("Beweißlastumkehr"). Like the opposite of innocent till proven guilty. Look up "GEMA-Vermutung". Plus politicians will likely never want to change it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 14-02-2014, 17:02:06
Thanks for clearing that up, Harmonikater. Damn, GEMA is a pain in the ass for both artists and consumers...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-02-2014, 18:02:17
NB: Might make some people nauseous:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE
I see you and I raise you (pun very much intended):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 14-02-2014, 19:02:41
So yeah, i think this is the exacly kind of treath than i should post  ;D

Here, go play some:

http://apps.apolinariopassos.com.br/flappygenerator/flying-dmas1/

(its on portuguese, but basicaly you just need to press the button to jump, ect... and yeah, its mine flappy bird version! :D)

Oh my god, I'm laughing my ass off.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-02-2014, 21:02:25
(http://i.imgur.com/JwSolD5.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZTCfeRW.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/oFd8Uo1.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/CN0ZRJw.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/ulGEO0s.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/cKFELP1.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JnbY8.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/d67GP.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-02-2014, 00:02:20
I'm using youtube unblocker to watch blocked videos. Works quite fine in most cases, in this one as well. And it all happens automatically.

I'm using Proxmate, it was redirecting me using a proxy, still, the content was blocked. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 16-02-2014, 18:02:56
Do you like guns?  Well, here you go... http://www.polygon.com/features/2014/1/13/5260202/long-mountain-outfitters
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-02-2014, 22:02:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI8UmlYNFNQ&list=UUAiABuhVSMZJMqyv4Ur5XqA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 17-02-2014, 23:02:51
This is absolutely amazing:

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon



Quote
    FAQ
    What is this?

    TwitchPlaysPokemon is a social experiment, it is a stream of the Gameboy version of Pokemon Red (151 romhack) running on an emulator. An IRC bot translates buttons said in chat into keypresses (simulated in software, no fancy typist robots).
    How do I play?

    Say the button you want pushed in chat (a, b, start select, up, down, left, right), please be aware that there is considerable input lag (see below) and will take awhile before your inputs are registered.

    Only one button per message is accepted, there's no combos or holds.

Took 2 days to complete Route 9. been stuck in the same room for 3 hours.
Currently 76000 players.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 17-02-2014, 23:02:20
Hahaha, that is incredible!

HAHAHAHAHA, just saw the clusterfuck of everyone trying to negotiate Silph Corp when suddenly either an escape rope or Abra with teleport was used and all progress was lost!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-02-2014, 23:02:01
http://kotaku.com/the-miraculous-progress-of-twitch-plays-pokemon-1524605696

The helix meme has begun
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 17-02-2014, 23:02:23
Do you like old machines?, the only T-35 Heavy Tank remaining still moves around:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owf2e7Xtx70

It will be restored afaik.


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 17-02-2014, 23:02:51
This is absolutely amazing:

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon



Quote
    FAQ
    What is this?

    TwitchPlaysPokemon is a social experiment, it is a stream of the Gameboy version of Pokemon Red (151 romhack) running on an emulator. An IRC bot translates buttons said in chat into keypresses (simulated in software, no fancy typist robots).
    How do I play?

    Say the button you want pushed in chat (a, b, start select, up, down, left, right), please be aware that there is considerable input lag (see below) and will take awhile before your inputs are registered.

    Only one button per message is accepted, there's no combos or holds.

Took 2 days to complete Route 9. been stuck in the same room for 3 hours.
Currently 76000 players.

we're just out :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 18-02-2014, 02:02:50
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/q71/s720x720/1620491_677317085644576_2043435369_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-02-2014, 14:02:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPDEnLsWKw

Im joining after i get my money back from the Prince of Ghana!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-02-2014, 14:02:49
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/552495_314545951945724_1782397722_n.jpg)

Still true to this day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-02-2014, 16:02:34
All asians are petite, fair and have very small eyes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 19-02-2014, 17:02:15
And very blurry.
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Post by: Tankbuster on 20-02-2014, 07:02:42
You said the B word. I am reporting you to flippy.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 20-02-2014, 07:02:17
This brought me some good belly laughs. pun intended

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxUR4JI_iJE
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 21-02-2014, 19:02:43
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aG9AgzG_700b.jpg)
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 22-02-2014, 02:02:44
Brotherhood of Steel and democracy?
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-02-2014, 02:02:42
Brotherhood of Steel and democracy?

Pre-war US government.  Democracy is debatable.
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-02-2014, 02:02:13
I was going to say the same but then I noticed the brotherhood logo below. Probably added afterwards.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-02-2014, 11:02:37
The creator of this poster has admitted he made a mistake when adding the BoS logo. The brotherhood of steel is about salvaging old war technlogy and trying to re-use/manufacture them to improve mankind.

He has an updated version with the Pre-war USA logo somewhere.
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Post by: Musti on 23-02-2014, 16:02:53
The creator of this poster has admitted he made a mistake when adding the BoS logo. The brotherhood of steel is about salvaging old war technlogy and trying to re-use/manufacture them to improve mankind.
Actually they are about hoarding old technology and being giant dicks about it, Apart from those soft "good guys" in Fo3.
Nice poster anyway :D.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-02-2014, 17:02:02
That's why I didn't like Fallout 3 nearly as much as New Vegas.  Too linear, good guys v. bad guys with no choice in the matter.  While I sided with the Legion in New Vegas until a change of heart that made me go independent.
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-02-2014, 23:02:25
http://youtu.be/VKkcTpCur7g

Link to some Argentinian propaganda concerning the Falklands with reasonably accurate English subtitles provided by 4chan.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-02-2014, 00:02:57
The creator of this poster has admitted he made a mistake when adding the BoS logo. The brotherhood of steel is about salvaging old war technlogy and trying to re-use/manufacture them to improve mankind.
Actually they are about hoarding old technology and being giant dicks about it, Apart from those soft "good guys" in Fo3.
Nice poster anyway :D.
FO3 BOS were more exiles of the real BoS.
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Post by: SiCaRiO on 24-02-2014, 00:02:54
http://youtu.be/VKkcTpCur7g

Link to some Argentinian propaganda concerning the Falklands with reasonably accurate English subtitles provided by 4chan.

I like how the subtittles make you want to believe this is propaganda  ;D. Especially the ending song, its completatly and uterly diferent and just warmongering, when in reality its antiwar and propeace.

But hey, its in enlgish, it must be truth and everything else propaganda right?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 24-02-2014, 02:02:36
http://youtu.be/VKkcTpCur7g

Link to some Argentinian propaganda concerning the Falklands with reasonably accurate English subtitles provided by 4chan.

I like how the subtittles make you want to believe this is propaganda  ;D. Especially the ending song, its completatly and uterly diferent and just warmongering, when in reality its antiwar and propeace.

But hey, its in enlgish, it must be truth and everything else propaganda right?

Haha, it was quite fun, and that little pibe is not white, what kind of propaganda is this?!

Because this is also real

(http://i.imgur.com/RYPMnZ3.jpg)

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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 24-02-2014, 03:02:17
http://youtu.be/VKkcTpCur7g

Link to some Argentinian propaganda concerning the Falklands with reasonably accurate English subtitles provided by 4chan.

I like how the subtittles make you want to believe this is propaganda  ;D. Especially the ending song, its completatly and uterly diferent and just warmongering, when in reality its antiwar and propeace.

But hey, its in enlgish, it must be truth and everything else propaganda right?
It's a joke, obviously.  Poor old Brits are always made to look like the baddies. It's actually a pretty funny video.  And the songs were catchy.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 24-02-2014, 12:02:58
I loved that vid!

[shellshock intensifies]
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 24-02-2014, 12:02:18
Songs are catchy as hell!
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 24-02-2014, 21:02:03
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aM1v5xx_460sa.gif)
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Post by: Biiviz on 25-02-2014, 02:02:25
(http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/machine.png)
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-02-2014, 12:02:29
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aM1v5xx_460sa.gif)
Now that's some extreme engineering. I wonder though what achievement he/she unlocked doing it

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/new-zealand-leader-claims-shapeshifting-reptilian-alien-article-1.1617047
"New Zealand's Prime Minister claims he is NOT shapeshifting reptilian alien"
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 25-02-2014, 15:02:09
(http://trolledbot.net/pix/6882.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/France+Surrendersurrendersurrenders.+r+polandball+France+has+had+enough+of+Murica+s+shit_e385b1_4888598.png)
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 25-02-2014, 16:02:57
(http://i.imgur.com/dNZxzte.jpg)
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Post by: RommelBr on 26-02-2014, 02:02:20
What fits into Mother Russia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3lz2GFfkEg)
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-02-2014, 02:02:37
This will make you cringe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMm71X7l1XA&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 26-02-2014, 12:02:16
You were correct.  That made me cringe.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-02-2014, 16:02:08
I feel much better about myself though.
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Post by: Kalkalash on 26-02-2014, 17:02:28
It's not that much different from a normal club though.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-02-2014, 19:02:00
Apart from the fact that some of them are grown men watching a children's cartoon and dancing while sober.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-02-2014, 19:02:07
What do you have against men watching children cartoons, BUDDAY?


I  enjoyed Star wars the clone wars. This whole pony stuff, it was entertaining for a season or 2. Then it became like "Alllright stop their! Silly"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 26-02-2014, 19:02:45
and dancing while sober.
Having been the poor idiot designated driver of the evening for a few times, this isn´t too bad, but I totally agree with the first half of your sentence. Creepy bronies....

Anyway, not to derail this thread:
High Dutchmen dancing to the famous Benny Hill theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQAWOCofXo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQAWOCofXo)
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-02-2014, 20:02:33
Its another thing to watch something that used to include you in its demographic (Justice League, some Japanese anime) and a whole other thing watching something specificaly made for 5-10 year old girls. I honestly cannot see why in your right mind would you want to watch MLP as a grown man ages 25 and up. Maybe an episode with someone younger? But watching it as a regular and going as far as making ponies your "waifu" equivelent or acting as if its real? My God its disgusting.


On Topic
Fade to black by Pistolshrimps (http://youtu.be/hK4iGFMDi44)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 26-02-2014, 20:02:45
For quite some time I thought bronies are just some kind of joke, maybe it was at start, but I was horrified to meet some in real life  :-X

Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs6w_C13UTc

I actually like this a lot more than real immortal  ;D
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Post by: Zoologic on 27-02-2014, 05:02:29
I also think that you shouldn't come out with something like MLP fetish. You can do that about your sexuality but not something that will trigger pedo-meter.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-pieces-my-little-pony-fan-art-by-grown-men/
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Post by: Zoologic on 01-03-2014, 16:03:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj56IPJOqWE

Indian headshakes meaning.

It is pretty difficult to do the "Yes" (shake by tilting to the left) and "maybe" (tilting left right with nose as centerpoint).
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Post by: Turkish007 on 01-03-2014, 20:03:33
(http://i.imgur.com/AREcyp9.png?1)
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-03-2014, 16:03:00
Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs6w_C13UTc

I actually like this a lot more than real immortal  ;D
That was awesome!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsL8dGj0BLU
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Post by: Biiviz on 02-03-2014, 16:03:30
Cool 3D view of a Russian ship, named Lefort, lost in 1857, that was found in 2013 in the Gulf of Finland.

http://lefortship.ru/panorams/

(Click image and sweep sideways to rotate view)
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Post by: siben on 02-03-2014, 18:03:25
Cool 3D view of a Russian ship, named Lefort, lost in 1857, that was found in 2013 in the Gulf of Finland.

http://lefortship.ru/panorams/

(Click image and sweep sideways to rotate view)

That is super cool, the ship still looks great for its age. They should do more shipwreck like on that website.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 02-03-2014, 19:03:32
A new fun tv show called REICH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 02-03-2014, 20:03:03
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgku0ZxOH1qh6ey4o1_1280.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgklnRUmr1qh6ey4o1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-03-2014, 22:03:56
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1981897_413486302119939_52231852_n.jpg)
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Post by: SiCaRiO on 03-03-2014, 01:03:16
Es argentina*
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 03-03-2014, 02:03:31
Haha that got a chuckle from me.
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Post by: LHeureux on 03-03-2014, 15:03:04
CRIMEAS ARGENTINAS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-03-2014, 17:03:47
Just in: Russia demands surrender of Ukraine's Crimea forces
 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26424738

Meanwhile in France...
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/v/t1/1970748_10153875012160483_201872251_n.jpg?oh=d95dacb1c54e5a4e9e941aef139104a1&oe=5382A29D)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-03-2014, 17:03:07
Meanwhile Belgium is in full celebration as for the first time in history, a conqeuror of france, has not used us as a backdoor
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Post by: PanzerKnacker on 03-03-2014, 17:03:39
Not their fault you guys are in the way ;D

Btw Romans
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Post by: Torenico on 03-03-2014, 17:03:18
We have NOTHING to do with this, but Crimea is alright, it's not the best but it's part of Europa, and we deserve a place in our homeland, because you know, we are Europeos too :), and white.
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Post by: Tankbuster on 03-03-2014, 19:03:56
Hah, by similar logic Europe deserves the subcontinent as well, since we are the same people, Indo-European.
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-03-2014, 19:03:36
(http://i.imgur.com/Iqf57.png)

Where will you be when the beet drops?
(http://i.imgur.com/yL9I4tZ.gif)
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-03-2014, 16:03:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snY9V7QIrSk
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 04-03-2014, 19:03:39
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHNzZ92CQAERHAQ.jpg:large)
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-03-2014, 20:03:56
Regular Car Reviews (http://youtu.be/kp1kuo6xkbE)

Just amazing... Absolutely hilarious.
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Post by: Tedacious on 06-03-2014, 13:03:14
encountered this comment in a random youtuve-video where a discussion about religion was raging, for some reason.

Found it enjoyable.
Quote
i believe in God and i believe in science. i don't believe in adam in eve theory and i believe in evolutionsm because probably God wasn't sure what he want to do and this is my opinion. i believe in god and i believe in science and i have a open mind and this is a little funny. you don't believe in god and you have no idea what science is and this make you an idiot...and funnier

"probably God wasn't sure what he wanted to do"
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Post by: Kalkalash on 06-03-2014, 15:03:16
"probably God wasn't sure what he wanted to do"
Well, you know how God is: One day he is killing everyone and the next day he's telling how much he loves you.

Might be an alcoholic.
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Post by: luftwaffe.be on 06-03-2014, 17:03:29
"probably God wasn't sure what he wanted to do"
Well, you know how God is: One day he is killing everyone and the next day he's telling how much he loves you.

Might be an alcoholic.

that would sure explain allot xD
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Post by: Tolga<3 on 06-03-2014, 20:03:09
If I witnessed all the fuck ups humanity has done I'd be an alcoholic too ;)
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Post by: RommelBr on 06-03-2014, 23:03:42
(http://i.imgur.com/hi9HbCr.gif)
The Simpsons predicting the future again
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Post by: Biiviz on 07-03-2014, 01:03:44
The Simpsons predicting the future again

Then again, how hard was it really?

Russians gonna Russ.
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Post by: Zoologic on 07-03-2014, 05:03:53
If I witnessed all the fuck ups humanity has done I'd be an alcoholic too ;)

Well, only if you feel that you are morally superior and not part of the problem. Which then again, describes the characteristics for those associated with words like "sanctimonious."

Religion is like politics but with greater mass-control tools, since it deals with supra-natural shits. If in politics you have to appeal to morale grounds and the masses, a.k.a populism, so does religion. It sometimes contains good deeds, "love thy neighbour," and law-like binding code of conduct. But then, since they were written by mostly male of that time, it has to contain some dickery and gore in ridiculous level of detail. If all else fail, let's talk big and imagine powerful supra-natural figure with characters of your preference sympathizing your failure when you are in your drunken rage.
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Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 07-03-2014, 11:03:14
A tediously accurate scale model of the Solar System (http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 07-03-2014, 14:03:24
I played CoD2 and CoD4, I even tried CoD 6 and did not like it, but I never could have imagined that this series could become this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwEKGwlveM

This game seems to be utter crap.
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Post by: Zoologic on 07-03-2014, 14:03:08
That's the way they are going. Executive on suits who couldn't care less about game than old aging rich people who own their shares don't think further than that. When they saw Bloomberg/WSJ/CNBC smartasses randomly picked EA's success with Dead Space and Valve's anticipated HL3, they couldn't just hold their tiny brains to lecture their game designers on what to do for their next CoD installments.

From so-called "realistic" modern warfare into hypothetical alien invasion sci-fi crap. I guess it went Prometheus' way. While no doubt that it will receive some success, I wouldn't touch it anymore.
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Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-03-2014, 15:03:09
I played CoD2 and CoD4, I even tried CoD 6 and did not like it, but I never could have imagined that this series could become this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwEKGwlveM

This game seems to be utter crap.

Well, I think your resentment toward the franchise might have to do with the fact that it's a Call of Duty game. Some of these ideas sound pretty cool, and the maps designs are creative, but they don't sound like they belong in a Call of Duty game.
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Post by: Damaso on 07-03-2014, 17:03:30
What the actual fuck?

Seriously people: do you even rather be arguing about call of dutty wen somewone just posted this hell of an crazy awesome work about our solar system?

Arent we going to speak about it? are we actually going to jump out that Solar System graphic just to talk about how even more shitty COD became?!? for hell's sake!

A tediously accurate scale model of the Solar System (http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html)

Take a look to it... seriously (and read the messages - my mind just blowed up on this "Space Philosophy Moment")  ;D
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Post by: Tedacious on 07-03-2014, 18:03:43
So yeah Call Of duty, I don't like it anymore. I can't believe they release a game every year and charge 60€ even when its 2 years old.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 07-03-2014, 19:03:50
To me, CoD still feels like the same exact game as CoD2, except without the glamour of WW2.
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Post by: Musti on 07-03-2014, 19:03:51
So yeah Call Of duty, I don't like it anymore. I can't believe they release a game every year and charge 60€ even when its 2 years old.
I don't know, this DLC looks interesting, ridiculous, but interesting.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 07-03-2014, 19:03:24
I played CoD2 and CoD4, I even tried CoD 6 and did not like it, but I never could have imagined that this series could become this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwEKGwlveM

This game seems to be utter crap.

Well, I think your resentment toward the franchise might have to do with the fact that it's a Call of Duty game. Some of these ideas sound pretty cool, and the maps designs are creative, but they don't sound like they belong in a Call of Duty game.

Don't get me wrong, I loved CoD2 and CoD4 for the SP and MP (especially the latter) but doesn't this kind of weaponry and monsters belong into Science Fiction games? I already did not like the tacticool stuff in CoD6 but it was bearable and did not turn the series upside down.

p.s.: Yes, the solar system link was really neat, I stopped at Jupiter  :-[

EDIT: Of course one can always bitch about CoD titles being the same all over again with a new paintjob. On the other hand, doing something completely different is problematic too (yes, people will always find something to whine about).
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 07-03-2014, 19:03:17
New CoD's are just always the same game put in a new box so 12 years olds would keep buying the newest version of the game in order to show off to the other kids on the playground that they wasted their Christmas money on that crap. And for some reason, kids keep doing this so it never ends...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-03-2014, 20:03:19
(http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/3/7/8a44bda9-064a-42a4-acee-3bfc1aa9e25d.jpg)

(http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/3/7/24fc74cb-2204-490c-9b51-f73578a2f6d5.jpg)

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-6-2014/big-vladdy---semi-delusional-autocrats (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-6-2014/big-vladdy---semi-delusional-autocrats)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 08-03-2014, 01:03:31
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1902763_214395102090972_52850112_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-03-2014, 19:03:59
Es argentina*
has been corrected:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31/1911149_10152049116378924_2098904282_o.jpg)
(ye, ye, white sea isn't there)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-03-2014, 21:03:41
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1902763_214395102090972_52850112_n.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

NO MORE FEELING BAD!!
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Post by: Capten_C on 09-03-2014, 00:03:03
Saturday night..let's drink and....!  ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-CSqTTvnM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 09-03-2014, 13:03:33
Just click through the fotos.

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/flugzeug-rammt-fallschirmspringer-fotostrecke-112006.html

Cessna flown by a 87 year old man hits a landing parachutist. Both survive only with light injuries  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 09-03-2014, 14:03:56
New CoD's are just always the same game put in a new box so 12 years olds would keep buying the newest version of the game in order to show off to the other kids on the playground that they wasted their Christmas money on that crap. And for some reason, kids keep doing this so it never ends...

It's clear there is only one solution for that... We need to kill all male children of age 12 and under, that way Activision loses its customers and starts making better games! The question is, are we ready to pay that price?

:P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 09-03-2014, 23:03:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poDBrGIyTEk
Sugar + Sulphiric acid
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-03-2014, 00:03:04
Amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vVblGlIMgw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 10-03-2014, 13:03:25
A number of picture showing the changing of earth surface by men (with the exception of a meandering river) in just the last 20 years.

https://earthengine.google.org/#intro/LasVegas

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-03-2014, 21:03:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dynbzMlCcw
 ::)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-03-2014, 23:03:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dynbzMlCcw
 ::)
I don't know if it's all that great, they gonna call them "bitch" instead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 11-03-2014, 09:03:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dynbzMlCcw
 ::)

That Sims-esque music in the background somehow fits well to this video. As pathetic and repetitive as the content.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 11-03-2014, 11:03:52
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1798868_10153904489355483_280921510_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 11-03-2014, 13:03:37
(http://img.imgur.com/4f0EIIl.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 11-03-2014, 14:03:44
http://www.artscow.com/Create/AjaxDesign.aspx?DesignId=134025628

Look what I ordered today! (For $1 it's a steal, just put in the promo code "dollarmousepad420"). You can make a totally custom one, just upload any of your favourite images! (I can already see Damaso frantically ordering truckloads of those with his picture on them once he gains power in Portugal :P)

(This could also go into Recommendations and Sales, so mods feel free to move this post!)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-03-2014, 15:03:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dynbzMlCcw
 ::)

Being criticized, dick-swinged in the face is part of the path to equality. Face it, don't ask for dispensation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 11-03-2014, 23:03:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbDHxCV29A

Twenty "strangers" are supposedly asked to kiss the first time, and Facebook feeds, newspaper webpages etc. are overflowing with reposts. OVER 9000 milliseconds in Google tells that most of these people are actors or professional models (all of whom most certainly just happened to be standing nearby when the artist got the idea of a grand social experiment), which makes this just about as "real" as your average movie.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 12-03-2014, 04:03:53
(http://img.imgur.com/4f0EIIl.gif)

this made me lol a bit too much
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-03-2014, 02:03:24
(http://pobierak.jeja.pl/images/b/0/7/79830_swiat-bez-problemow.jpg)
swiat bez problemow - "The world without problems"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-03-2014, 03:03:19
Semitic religions are a bigger problem imho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R370YkYhV0w
"Tell me when, Lord. Tell me when!"

A world with just buddhists would be neat. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-03-2014, 03:03:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbvNIaC3gKM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-03-2014, 04:03:44
Semitic religions are a bigger problem imho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R370YkYhV0w
"Tell me when, Lord. Tell me when!"

A world with just buddhists would be neat. :P

Well, if you ever been to Buddhist sermon, we do separate men and women.

Women = cannot advance to next level and become Arahat. bla...bla...bla, They can be one of the monks (Bikhuni), but they can't get bla...bla...bla...

It is, again, perhaps, an Asian thing. And don't make me start on the passiveness. Probably the we wouldn't have airplanes, internet, and advance medical treatment, positive and negative aspects aside.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 13-03-2014, 13:03:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepw8tlQcig
Look at that shashka swirling
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-03-2014, 16:03:31
Lovely song and wonderful skills with those shashkas!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-03-2014, 16:03:01
very nice !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 13-03-2014, 19:03:45
My WTF of the day can now be yours:

My cow gave birth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RscteTVFtM&src_vid=ZEu7gvBz4A0&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_448911

The english subtitles are not quite as colorful as the estonian audio, but its good enough.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 14-03-2014, 02:03:27
I don't know what to think about these videos but I certainly can't stop watching them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 16-03-2014, 04:03:17
Torenico is gonna love this one  ;D :

(http://i.imgur.com/DkloNZb.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-03-2014, 12:03:08
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/73611000/jpg/_73611660_73611141.jpg)
that dude in the back
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-03-2014, 13:03:41
Torenico is gonna love this one  ;D :

(http://i.imgur.com/DkloNZb.gif)
What game is this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 16-03-2014, 13:03:42
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 16-03-2014, 16:03:25
Torenico is gonna love this one  ;D :

(http://i.imgur.com/DkloNZb.gif)

That's how Chimeras should attack in STALKER, from nowhere.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: |7th|Nighthawk on 16-03-2014, 21:03:41
The mission in Jupiter where you had to kill one was boringly easy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 17-03-2014, 17:03:55
The mission in Jupiter where you had to kill one was boringly easy.

Wait what?

But... inst STALKER a game about chernobyl disaster of something?

How do you even go jupiter?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 17-03-2014, 18:03:33
"Jupiter" is a factory near Pripyat http://chernobylgallery.com/galleries/jupiter-factory/

The area around Yanov railroad station is usually referred to as "Jupiter" even thought if you want to be precise, it means the factory itself.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 18-03-2014, 10:03:15
Worst pun ever, made me actually laugh though
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/haveagiganticgroaneronme.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 18-03-2014, 15:03:24
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/73611000/jpg/_73611660_73611141.jpg)
that dude in the back


https://www.google.com/search?q=harry+caray&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS392US392&espv=210&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=qFYoU9D8CsmEogSitoKwBw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg&biw=1097&bih=616
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 18-03-2014, 17:03:56
Worst pun ever, made me actually laugh though
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/haveagiganticgroaneronme.png)

That one knocked me to the floor  ;D !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-03-2014, 22:03:28
http://kotaku.com/crimeas-attorney-general-spawns-anime-fan-art-1547001178?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow


ooh japan, silly you

but she is cute however...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-03-2014, 04:03:07
Attorney General? Seems like a plugged super model.

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/719/307/ebd.jpg)

And I know that sounds sexist. But it is Putin, and this is Russia! I mean... Ukraine! No wonder they want it back.

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/720/084/768.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 20-03-2014, 04:03:17
That is the AG? dayyyum.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-03-2014, 09:03:41
You have been a naughty, naughty boy etc.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 20-03-2014, 12:03:35
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agyK1Rx_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-03-2014, 14:03:57
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584503/Most-embarrassing-facebook-fails-Toe-curling-attention-seeking-status-updates-caused-family-fall-outs.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 20-03-2014, 20:03:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FztNNH9_vI#t=102
Pyro on his day off?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-03-2014, 08:03:26
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1150412_10152242711665743_1208384448_n.jpg)

Now, hand over the city! Malaysia!

American liberal media has already given us approval!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-03-2014, 14:03:00
(http://i.imgur.com/8JltaxX.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/JXp7I3I.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/L2ASIya.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/WstMRXr.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 23-03-2014, 19:03:17
(http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/powerful2.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 24-03-2014, 08:03:28
another C&H

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/judge.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 24-03-2014, 23:03:20
Look who I found

(http://www.990px.pl/files/2014/03/10_1961014.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 24-03-2014, 23:03:38
Huckleberry? Never heard of him ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 25-03-2014, 00:03:31
Huckleberry? Never heard of him ;)
RIP

but seriously, what happened to United Airlines Flight 175 ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 25-03-2014, 00:03:34
Angry beaver! So THATS what he's been doing all the time. Pretty badass, I have to admit.
but seriously, what happened to United Airlines Flight 175 ?
It made a spectacular landing on a building in New York, 11th of September 2001.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 25-03-2014, 23:03:43
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=399_1395758493

not so brutal as description says
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-03-2014, 14:03:24
Are you ready for MGS:GZ?

Well get to it: http://youtu.be/utslK88P9fg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-03-2014, 15:03:29
Cracked article on WW2 Slovakian resistance from the view of Katarina Urbanek.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21029_6-unexpected-things-i-learned-resisting-nazis-in-wwii_p2.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2014, 18:03:39
(http://i.imgur.com/slUlrbN.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 26-03-2014, 18:03:36
learn 2 width=700
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-03-2014, 19:03:29
http://youtu.be/XcXpdQjHi-U

Don't watch if you don't like childish, sexual humour.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 26-03-2014, 19:03:41
http://youtu.be/XcXpdQjHi-U

Don't watch if you don't like childish, sexual humour.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
I knew the story already and had to laugh, but this made me cry from laughter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 26-03-2014, 22:03:05
learn 2 width=700

width=750 better.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 26-03-2014, 22:03:04
http://youtu.be/XcXpdQjHi-U

Don't watch if you don't like childish, sexual humour.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
I knew the story already and had to laugh, but this made me cry from laughter.
...Wha
this

eh..
HUH
wow
Actually this is more acceptable then Rule 34 My little pony.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 27-03-2014, 11:03:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkcZ8KfaCFo

Adam and Eve, funny till the last second
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 28-03-2014, 18:03:38
(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/635687.jpg)
:/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-04-2014, 12:04:49
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/potw-20.jpg?w=500&h=665)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/youtube-comment.gif?w=500&h=281)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 02-04-2014, 15:04:14
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-gDXzVFTJHnY/UzpiBAORXrI/AAAAAAABgb0/4Gi32pKIXoE/w506-h337/a1AwQ22_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 03-04-2014, 19:04:15
How not to disassemble a bomb. 
http://youtu.be/79rTVwiQoss
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 03-04-2014, 19:04:27
(http://i.imgur.com/XDEhdGh.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/kFobOJU.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 03-04-2014, 22:04:27
(http://i.imgur.com/xJcMDMh.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 03-04-2014, 23:04:06
ANNA News! They got some real footage up there, they have guts, CNN watch and learn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2014, 01:04:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-WladmrdNQ

Holy shit

i might get Bf4 after all

that is a HUGGGEE bitch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 05-04-2014, 02:04:01
http://youtu.be/T7fhBm1ouSU

I want one immediately.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 05-04-2014, 09:04:37
Awesome!

I got something similiar, although older..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVRh6O-8rGg

This is a 200 year old, 36 pound carronade. It fired a 18 kg heavy projectile with the help of 10 kg of gunpowder. Even when fired blank (1/6 of the original load in the video) you can see the heavy kick. Needless to say, the poor guys manning them back in the days did not like it...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 05-04-2014, 13:04:32
http://youtu.be/T7fhBm1ouSU

I want one immediately.
Damned ! this channel is excellent !
Too bad it didn't exists some years ago

http://youtu.be/anW7HWFlueg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-04-2014, 17:04:10
so Ciupita sended me this yesterday

I was drunk and i did not realised properly untill i rewatched it today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

So
A new form of metal is born..."kawaii metal"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-04-2014, 19:04:16
In Kawaii and edgy <insert-Eastern Asian country-here> market like "Cool Japan" or "Hallyu" (Korean Wave), it could be just another product to appeal the specific audience. That is probably the reason why they appear so soul-less and not as excitable as proven-to-be-real bands like L'Arc~en~Ciel. It is a free choice I guess.

I for one, still prefer Gangnam Style's PSY for being truthful and honest (thus appealing to the international audience).

Anyway, a Japanese dude's attempt to sing Poetic Assassin's Inverti in Darkness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjP4oS0DwA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chad1992 on 06-04-2014, 17:04:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PGEMDM_QI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 06-04-2014, 20:04:40
(http://narf-archive.com/pix/4a1c3d9cd0927b530c89d5a6e96240f6601464ff.jpeg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 06-04-2014, 21:04:40
Lol Dogs are taking over the world. Very funny Ciupita  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 06-04-2014, 22:04:52
Back in the good old days, cats ruled the internet  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 07-04-2014, 02:04:09
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/funny-news-3.jpg?w=500&h=341)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 08-04-2014, 02:04:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmZerX7Agkw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 08-04-2014, 05:04:02
lol, that was pretty funny! I liked the review on TF 2.. BTW, what kind of equipment is that radio-thingy?

A very interesting interview with Gabe Newell ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU

Aaaaand a bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYE5cxQrIp8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-04-2014, 00:04:51
http://youtu.be/T9JJU200pYw
Jared Posts A Personal: Season 2, Episode 1

So glad to see they decided to make a second season  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-04-2014, 01:04:57
(http://i.imgur.com/JMBumEd.jpg)
"This issent the greatest rebellion in the world, it is just a tribute!"

(http://oi59.tinypic.com/2s8jpqx.jpg)
;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-04-2014, 01:04:32
This is why Ahmed was not invited to band rehearsals anymore. FAL is not considered an instrument.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-04-2014, 18:04:52
(http://i.imgur.com/JMBumEd.jpg)
"This issent the greatest rebellion in the world, it is just a tribute!"

(http://oi59.tinypic.com/2s8jpqx.jpg)
;D
Look into my eyes, and its easy to see. AK and AK makes two, Two and RPG make three
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 12-04-2014, 20:04:35
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Tenacious+D_35c067_4166148.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-04-2014, 01:04:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgoFr-LEMjM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 14-04-2014, 23:04:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibCobJQZ1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibCobJQZ1k)
Shit, I can't stop laughing ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 16-04-2014, 08:04:46
Hey that's my trick! Damn!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 16-04-2014, 10:04:07
So, repeated visits to /k/ caused me to google this "Upotte!!" thing (and discover that surprisingly, all episodes were not torrented in the usual haven of buccaneers).

So, the characters are still in middle school/junior high (bearing in mind that the age of consent is 13 in Japan) but the Finnish exchange student is already a psychotic lesbian stalker with rapist tendencies who faps in the middle of a firefight WTF DID I JUST WATCH

Only in Japan...

So, since this is from the makers of Strike Witches and Girls und Panzer, when can we expect animuh featuring kawaii but mentally unstable warship girls from them?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 16-04-2014, 10:04:08
Hey that's my trick! Damn!  ;D


wow   dlf reporter sighting!!!



mark it on your calendars!       ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 16-04-2014, 15:04:32
So, since this is from the makers of Strike Witches and Girls und Panzer, when can we expect animuh featuring kawaii but mentally unstable warship girls from them?

Warships moe is already there. I forgot the name.

Here is one, military plane impersonation by Korean Schoolgirls in "Flight Highschool":

http://ak-scans.wikia.com/wiki/Flight_Highschool
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 16-04-2014, 21:04:30
So, since this is from the makers of Strike Witches and Girls und Panzer, when can we expect animuh featuring kawaii but mentally unstable warship girls from them?

Warships moe is already there. I forgot the name.
Arpeggio of Blue Steel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arpeggio_of_Blue_Steel) perhaps? ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-04-2014, 05:04:01
It is much simpler than that actually. I found it: "Battleship Girl"

http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2013/09/18/battleship-girl-game-phenomenon-kantai-collection-inspires-light-novel-and-manga

Actually it is part of WTF Japan stuff and their rise of their militarism. Many recent mung-gah hinted ultranationalist Japan groupies as somewhat good.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-04-2014, 13:04:50
(http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-685022-galleryV9-cvhx.jpg)

(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-685013-galleryV9-tetj.jpg)

(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-685057-galleryV9-psog.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 18-04-2014, 04:04:12
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8198ca89181bebd8097ef6e6a91c0ed7/tumblr_n41vl6UZA01qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Yustax on 18-04-2014, 05:04:43
Man what a fucking asshole
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 18-04-2014, 10:04:04
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/8198ca89181bebd8097ef6e6a91c0ed7/tumblr_n41vl6UZA01qdlh1io1_400.gif)

"dat moment wen you find out your crush has a boyfriend"  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 18-04-2014, 13:04:33
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a1AqrBG_700b.jpg)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBKNvGZ_460sa.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 18-04-2014, 16:04:40
This is the best thing I've seen in a long time.  The Longest Day, with 8-bit sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umqOl08Aa2k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Surfbird on 18-04-2014, 17:04:03
Nice, I like that one. Very unique and creative!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-04-2014, 16:04:36
Helicopter opening beer bottles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUT-d_ZmIPY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-04-2014, 17:04:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-axJTzj0VU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 21-04-2014, 17:04:17
(https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1544310_1439846122928756_5412117400548096126_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-04-2014, 18:04:35
(http://i.imgur.com/P8WVGxm.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/12peByz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GSy1jdq.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/wDrKr6U.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/qbx0IlX.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/7xrXjq7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QcW3i4c.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ccXputK.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 22-04-2014, 23:04:54
http://youtu.be/XOibIxl3dLo

Trve Norwegian Black Metal made in Finland :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 22-04-2014, 23:04:22
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10247276_796592280353188_6565714689117115532_n.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBXpORSGu0&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBXpORSGu0&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 22-04-2014, 23:04:59
That looks nothing like a wedding.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-04-2014, 00:04:52
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/dma-371.jpg?w=550&h=734)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/low-down-dirty-7.jpg?w=550&h=732)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/pranking_fun_captured_in_gifs_19.gif?w=350&h=230)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/one-job-2.jpg?w=549&h=616)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/one-job-21.jpg?w=550&h=735)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 23-04-2014, 00:04:26
does anyone know where I can find the 4chan greentext about an 8th grade teacher who, upon witnessing a boy hitting on a girl he fancied, yells GET WRECKED FAGGOT and breaks his jaw. Then he's forbidden to teach at that school.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 23-04-2014, 10:04:05
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/How+i+love+you+4chan.+Description+goes+here_aa623e_5062199.png)

I like this one
(http://i.imgur.com/Ujwwb.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-04-2014, 13:04:51
http://youtu.be/nC-5txDDnU8

Jaboody dubs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 24-04-2014, 23:04:43
(https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/p_SCOn9ye0I/mqdefault.jpg)
The Last of Us Theme Cover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_SCOn9ye0I)

 Best cover, he nailed all the sound details.

  Incredible story, nice gameplay and beautiful soundtrack. The last of Us got it all.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 26-04-2014, 17:04:10
okay so the doge-meme is now officially dead.

(https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/p480x480/10171253_668523123183346_6429774331559734032_n.jpg)

This is an ad for tickets to the Stockholm subway-system.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-04-2014, 17:04:27
It's been dead for months.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 26-04-2014, 18:04:13
wow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-04-2014, 23:04:06
http://youtu.be/20sLHpowweI

Warning, high Cringe levels and loss of brain cells imminent. Not for the faint of heart.


Who am i kidding, watch point and laugh at these poor poor souls with no brain.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 27-04-2014, 00:04:27
Holy shit... Alright i admit, watching that shit i really feel better about myself regarding weird stuf i did/do  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 27-04-2014, 04:04:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nP1xObPYis

For any hardcore Age of Empires fans out there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 28-04-2014, 01:04:57
My neighbor's anti stray cats defense (and our cat). Not legal, and he's a crazy bitch in general.

(http://i.imgur.com/G1nkkz6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 28-04-2014, 09:04:51
He could argue that's it's an anti-bird defense, which is legal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_control_spike
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-04-2014, 09:04:23
that's pretty fucking metal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-04-2014, 13:04:20
TMNT fangirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQ8u5LDjNY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 28-04-2014, 17:04:46
that's pretty fucking metal.
It's pretty fucking weird.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-04-2014, 17:04:35
TMNT fangirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQ8u5LDjNY
Well

i tought bronies were akward
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-04-2014, 21:04:42
(http://survivedavis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/eccememe5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 28-04-2014, 21:04:34
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7b_1398629199
Now that's a proper way to brush your teeth!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 28-04-2014, 23:04:32
Anyone have several million dollars I could borrow?

http://www.auctionsamerica.com/events/all-lots.cfm?order=runorder&noreserve=&Day=&category=&year=Year+or+Lot+Number&make=&model=Model&SaleCode=LC14

(Littlefield Collection auction)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 29-04-2014, 07:04:51
Anyone have several million dollars I could borrow?

http://www.auctionsamerica.com/events/all-lots.cfm?order=runorder&noreserve=&Day=&category=&year=Year+or+Lot+Number&make=&model=Model&SaleCode=LC14

(Littlefield Collection auction)

I can imagine theta running around right now, trying to get enough money together to buy that churchill avre
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: McCloskey on 29-04-2014, 14:04:22
A fucking thousand bucks for a HAND CART? wtf?

anyway, this collection reminded me how badly I want to get me a Willys one day
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 30-04-2014, 12:04:07
Save the world by jerking off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhHsdZAW24s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 30-04-2014, 13:04:18
I don't know if everybody have seen the last song of monty python otherwise enjoy !

http://youtu.be/SvpsoEOJ0_E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 30-04-2014, 18:04:38
The early 90's summed up in one informercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8B59wNdqKQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 30-04-2014, 19:04:48
nothing shouts moar '90 then this infomercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 01-05-2014, 18:05:26
nothing shouts moar '90 then this infomercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMrVKnGzwg

They are visiting such crap websites, where's Goggle and Twatter? 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-05-2014, 04:05:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duBBgcPbzBs

This is my face when thinking of what the Battlefield series became.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-05-2014, 10:05:04
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/5/7/269857.jpg?v=1)

In Asia, we can do THIS in description!!!!

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74280000/png/_74280126_propertyguruprintscreen.png)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26832115 ("'No Indians No PRCs': Singapore's rental discrimination problem")
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 02-05-2014, 11:05:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duBBgcPbzBs

This is my face when thinking of what the Battlefield series became.

Mate, you should have really put a warning in your post. Or said that it was one of those WTF Japan videos...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 02-05-2014, 14:05:54

In Asia, we can do THIS in description!!!!

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74280000/png/_74280126_propertyguruprintscreen.png)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26832115 ("'No Indians No PRCs': Singapore's rental discrimination problem")

Well, Singapore shows that it is a part of Asia. I was afraid the police state there ensure that they lost their quota of racism.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 02-05-2014, 20:05:39
See, in my eyes it shall remain the owners decision who he wants to have living in his establishment. If he said no white people, I would not have been offended in the least. I would have simply acknowledged that I cannot live in there. Oftentimes, there are bad experiences preceding such clauses. If the real estate community has had enough of said experiences, they simply block an entire group of people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-05-2014, 17:05:05
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYbvAZv_700b_v1.jpg)

Blue Lava, Ijen Crater - Indonesia
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 04-05-2014, 17:05:03
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYbvAZv_700b_v1.jpg)

Blue Lava, Ijen Crater - Indonesia

hmm... seems beautifull..

Still doubthfull about how much does this feets in this treat... but whatever: i've messed up a lot of treats on this forum actually, so i cant speak too much about such term.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 04-05-2014, 17:05:01
I'm guessing he went on the internet and found this...
Also who let Damaso out of his thread again?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 04-05-2014, 17:05:43
Also who let Damaso out of his thread again?

Ah sheit!

(returning to his jail in a sneaky way)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-05-2014, 17:05:24
It should be Turqoise green, due to some acidic water in the crater lake.

Also, this is quite near to Bali, only a strait across.

See, in my eyes it shall remain the owners decision who he wants to have living in his establishment. If he said no white people, I would not have been offended in the least. I would have simply acknowledged that I cannot live in there. Oftentimes, there are bad experiences preceding such clauses. If the real estate community has had enough of said experiences, they simply block an entire group of people.

Yeah, I kinda agree with it. But Singapore has always been known for appeasing Europe and North American governments about their "westerness" and how "democratic" their tightly traditional police state are.

Anyway,

College Humor's furry superheroes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Dyqas6Sm8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbBxEomrb4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 04-05-2014, 18:05:55
Ignoring the people who are blatantly posting they're okay with racism for a minute...

It's not the lava that is blue. It would have to be over 7000 Kelvin to be blue, while lava generally is around 1500 Kelvin. What's blue is the flames, caused by the combustion of sulphuric gases.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-does-indonesian-volcano-burn-bright-blue-180949576/?no-ist
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-05-2014, 22:05:50
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 05-05-2014, 03:05:01
http://vimeo.com/90589442

Skyrim meets GoT
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 05-05-2014, 22:05:42
I don't know what Weichai power is, but Kimi's convincing arguments make me want it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjdYTzlfms0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-05-2014, 22:05:00
When I watch it I can feel the frustration of the video crew who had to film this. See all those cuts.. This really was the best they got out of the icy man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 06-05-2014, 02:05:36
I don't know what Weichai power is, but Kimi's convincing arguments make me want it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjdYTzlfms0

That dead stare... It will haunt me in my dreams.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 06-05-2014, 12:05:47
(https://i.imgur.com/A2rSpxZ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 06-05-2014, 23:05:28
For the Game of Thrones fans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYDOBQE1U0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 07-05-2014, 12:05:42
Its been three days. Three fucking days and i keep cringing every time i think about this video. Do not watch.

Still want to? Fuck it, You've been warned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguRUixovZE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-05-2014, 12:05:01
(https://i.imgur.com/eCv4Lp8.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 07-05-2014, 18:05:32
How to dye your hair.  Actually very informative and interesting, give it a watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ocGo98C3Bo&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-05-2014, 23:05:30
How to dye your hair.  Actually very informative and interesting, give it a watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ocGo98C3Bo&feature=youtu.be
......
The molaces part got me laughing like a idiot
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-05-2014, 00:05:10
Gives such a double feeling.
The amount good stuff he wastes makes me sad/upset, but the videos  are just pieces of pure gold
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-05-2014, 18:05:59
This is probably a repost but this cracks me up any time I see it.

(http://i.imgur.com/iInEu8c.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 11-05-2014, 18:05:05
yeah, the horrors of vietnam..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSg0IMXptn4&feature=youtu.be&t=35m21s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-05-2014, 19:05:47
(http://i.imgur.com/EQ7nsHi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/u5FVN7D.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-05-2014, 14:05:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxDSiwqM2nw

"The F-35 can't do dogfights, it can't protect troops on the ground, it's a lousy bomber, and it has no stealth. So what is the point?"

"To spend money... for the US Congress to send money to Lockheed."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 13-05-2014, 18:05:54
Ah, yes, yet another politically motivated defense purchase. It was the same with the M16 rifle. An unfinished product got huddled to the front lines and failed miserably. Fortunately they improved both the rifle and it's ammunition's powder and made it the excellent weapon that we all know starting with the M16A1, becoming general issue for the U.S. Army in 1968. In my opinion, the forward assist was not really needed though. It was used as yet another political tool; officials could now blame the lack of the forward assist for all of the casualties that the Black Rifle produced amongst it's own troops at the beginning of it's service life.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-05-2014, 18:05:02
I believe the M2 Bradley suffered from the same problem.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-05-2014, 18:05:31
I believe the M2 Bradley suffered from the same problem.
There's a good film about that, called the Pentagon Wars with Kelsey Grammar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 13-05-2014, 18:05:45

There's a good film about that, called the Pentagon Wars with Kelsey Grammar.

Was about to post the same. Here´s a Youtube clip about this particular scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 13-05-2014, 19:05:15
Thank you for the link, I enjoyed that!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 13-05-2014, 19:05:23

There's a good film about that, called the Pentagon Wars with Kelsey Grammar.

Was about to post the same. Here´s a Youtube clip about this particular scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA)

And if you are interested, theres the whole movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F8zVyv3t1U
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 13-05-2014, 19:05:16
I believe the M2 Bradley suffered from the same problem.
There's a good film about that, called the Pentagon Wars with Kelsey Grammar.

Yeah, I had that scene in my head when I wrote that.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-05-2014, 19:05:43
That scene was amazing, well I know what i'll watch tonight when i finished my work for today
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-05-2014, 04:05:03
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/013b69c3933078d57f3c02f3b43b3a62/tumblr_n5jdv1DLAW1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 14-05-2014, 10:05:45

There's a good film about that, called the Pentagon Wars with Kelsey Grammar.

Was about to post the same. Here´s a Youtube clip about this particular scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA)
And if you are interested, theres the whole movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F8zVyv3t1U

thanks guys, I did watch it yesterday and enjoyed it very much.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 14-05-2014, 13:05:37
VOTEMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpsuq354Sao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 14-05-2014, 15:05:44

There's a good film about that, called the Pentagon Wars with Kelsey Grammar.

Was about to post the same. Here´s a Youtube clip about this particular scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA)

that's brilliant :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 14-05-2014, 16:05:48
Loved the film.

And now, ironically to the words above I'll post this C&H comic strip:
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/same.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 14-05-2014, 16:05:46
VOTEMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpsuq354Sao

WTF Denmark?

Also: genius film. Bureaucracy sucks. Big time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 14-05-2014, 19:05:14
i like it !
If people speak about the video and european vote (i've heard it because people were shocked and asked to remove it) then it's achieved its goal
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-05-2014, 19:05:47
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/karhuntalja_takkatuli_ja_hyvaa_seuraa.jpg)

I need a beer.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-05-2014, 12:05:57
My Cat Saved My Son (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Opm9b2WDk)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 16-05-2014, 20:05:59
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10373477_318487534967512_1597972299122949152_n.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-05-2014, 20:05:45
Sorry can't hear you over the sound of my 300+ rounds which i can carry without being the hulk and accuracy better than a bullet thrower on the hands of a nignog. I prefer having an expensive lady than a cheap whore on my hands.


Extremely tactical AR15 (http://youtu.be/q362H-xg0ZA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 16-05-2014, 21:05:53
Hey its just for the humor man, I know an AK is not the best choice if you are looking for an accurate rifle.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 16-05-2014, 21:05:13
(http://i.imgur.com/wSgV44A.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-05-2014, 01:05:25
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnkU-22IAAE08ud.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm2ZYIjIMAAtEuz.jpg)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8_X-9AIG-c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 17-05-2014, 07:05:45
Now I finally remembered that party which I saw back in Germany. I hereby present unto thee the Anarchistische Pogopartei Deutschlands, also known as APPD. They have everything in their programme that Damaso's Portugal would get: All workers will be replaced with robots and/or science, just to name one of the highlights. Oh, and did I mention that you will get 'Jugendrente'? That means hat you will will retire with age nine-teen. When they were asked who will pay for that, one of their perma-intoxicated spokesmen concluded:"The printer." Their motto is: Rueckverdummung! Balkanisierung! Nie wieder Arbeit! They also want to make being drunk at all times a law.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 17-05-2014, 12:05:04
Bah, SPD...

Anyways, Marshal Kim Jong Un guides combat flying technique games of flight commanders (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfVZKXrk_ZU). If anyone wants to take a trip down memory lane and ahve some nostalgia feels.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-05-2014, 13:05:08
Now I finally remembered that party which I saw back in Germany. I hereby present unto thee the Anarchistische Pogopartei Deutschlands, also known as APPD. They have everything in their programme that Damaso's Portugal would get: All workers will be replaced with robots and/or science, just to name one of the highlights. Oh, and did I mention that you will get 'Jugendrente'? That means hat you will will retire with age nine-teen. When they were asked who will pay for that, one of their perma-intoxicated spokesmen concluded:"The printer." Their motto is: Rueckverdummung! Balkanisierung! Nie wieder Arbeit! They also want to make being drunk at all times a law.

You got that a bit wrong. The APPD was formed in 1981. It's punk. Pure punk. If you know punk, you understand the satire. But Damaso is more serious and less anarchic.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 17-05-2014, 15:05:30
Hey its just for the humor man, I know an AK is not the best choice if you are looking for an accurate rifle.
East german AK's, Finnish AK's and AK 74's are actually quite accurate.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-05-2014, 15:05:01
I will just leave this here.
(http://imgup.com/data/images/16786.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 17-05-2014, 16:05:38
Since when did Finland use AR-15 variants?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 17-05-2014, 17:05:29
I like how Poland doesn't even exist.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 17-05-2014, 18:05:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjm-EIZo7V0

I am a man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-05-2014, 20:05:17
Indonesia's primary AR is Pindad SS-1, which is a derivative of Belgium's FN FNC. Similar to Swedish Ak 5. There are some units equipped with AK-47 and AR-15 variants though.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 17-05-2014, 20:05:10
Germany uses ar15 variants? Do SWAT teams count? Cause states buy their own weapons for their police, so there is not much standardization (Berlin SWAT has Revolvers, for instance), but the military? BTW I have seen Spetsnaz with ar15 derivatives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 17-05-2014, 23:05:04
Germany uses ar15 variants? Do SWAT teams count? Cause states buy their own weapons for their police, so there is not much standardization (Berlin SWAT has Revolvers, for instance), but the military? BTW I have seen Spetsnaz with ar15 derivatives.

I believe it counts HK416 and 417. + Finland doesn't use AR-15 variants, even though the graphic says so.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-05-2014, 23:05:32
Random comic generator. Some are loony, some are fun.

http://pandyland.net/random/

A good one for all the bearded women out there
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=437323475

-edit

Oh wow that escalated quickly
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=380760741

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 17-05-2014, 23:05:30
Random comic generator. Some are loony, some are fun.

heh.

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=171779076

haha!

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=570665114
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 17-05-2014, 23:05:07
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=475760456

just gets better and better XD
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 18-05-2014, 00:05:29
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=418228171
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 18-05-2014, 00:05:34
Random comic generator. Some are loony, some are fun.

http://pandyland.net/random/

A good one for all the bearded women out there
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=437323475

-edit

Oh wow that escalated quickly
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=380760741
Lel, this is awesome
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=646342551

Edit: I just realized this one wasn't funny at all. I guess I was more tired last night than I thought.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-05-2014, 03:05:53
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=019779779
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=684380190
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=076513228
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-05-2014, 10:05:50
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=741019437

hah! gaayyyy

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=076608399

Well frikkin deserved
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 18-05-2014, 14:05:43
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=190019475
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=095513171
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-05-2014, 14:05:58
HAHAHA I got Damaso (Replace Facebook with FH2 Forum):

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=798475513
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 18-05-2014, 14:05:03
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=19019057
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=741380361
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=266741342
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=038342513
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 18-05-2014, 16:05:52
I almost choked
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=285646266  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 18-05-2014, 16:05:00
This is a waste of time. In that I'm wasting too much time on this right now.

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=380399798 (http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=380399798)
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=076684437 (http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=076684437)
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=570209342 (http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=570209342)
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=798266076 (http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=798266076)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 18-05-2014, 16:05:12
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=095665209
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-05-2014, 17:05:19
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=342551646

hah, damn right
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 18-05-2014, 18:05:11
If Doom were made today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yIxUOWrtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NURfvG0lfpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F0AdWBmiQY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 18-05-2014, 19:05:48
Sigh, first random commic..
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=361665475
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 18-05-2014, 21:05:53
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=437019133

Eerie
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 19-05-2014, 06:05:12
(http://pandyland.net/random/A/14.png)(http://pandyland.net/random/B/22.png)(http://pandyland.net/random/C/36.png)

Well.... true
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LHeureux on 19-05-2014, 06:05:12
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=095665209
AHHAHAHA this one got me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tankbuster on 19-05-2014, 08:05:54
^
Top Lel
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 19-05-2014, 10:05:11
2lel4me
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ciupita on 19-05-2014, 13:05:05
Simon says no..
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=418095266

What..?
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=741532665

At least this makes sense.
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=114228057
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 19-05-2014, 13:05:14
Surfing Stormtroopers!   ;D

(http://s28.postimg.org/bld2kv8e5/10362954_798535386825330_1135305361133771398_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-05-2014, 22:05:33
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=133380190

Moral of the story: don't bring bad news to your psycho friend....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 20-05-2014, 13:05:48
Jim Carrey "Players Club"

This.. http://youtu.be/pC__PdWBKZI

Now this..  :D http://youtu.be/dg41Cd6lJLA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 20-05-2014, 15:05:55
Fuck the system

(http://i.imgur.com/11mzLVl.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 20-05-2014, 16:05:11
http://bulchyc.itch.io/americlap
http://www.silvergames.com/dont-shit-your-pants
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-05-2014, 12:05:31
Meanwhile in France
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27497727
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 21-05-2014, 20:05:45
The mistakes you can make when you speak chinglish:
http://i.imgur.com/KbZRUsF.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-05-2014, 20:05:40
The mistakes you can make when you speak chinglish:
http://i.imgur.com/KbZRUsF.jpg

[ι]"...tip suspended conditions..."[/i]

Just the tiip
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 21-05-2014, 22:05:35
On a somewhat related note:

A friend of mine was looking up the english quivalent of "vireystila", alertness. However, with a slight cock-up, he ended up searching "vireystaso" which had somewhat amusing results: level of arousal.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Chad1992 on 21-05-2014, 22:05:27
http://pandyland.net/random/
http://pandyland.net/random/
http://pandyland.net/random/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 22-05-2014, 08:05:39
Enough with the pandyland!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-05-2014, 11:05:53
Enough with the pandyland!


(http://pandyland.net/random/C/6.png)
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=760114342
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst Topgun on 22-05-2014, 12:05:59
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=285190380

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=456133703

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=342684304

lmao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-05-2014, 13:05:55
(http://pandyland.net/random/C/39.png)(http://pandyland.net/random/B/27.png)(http://pandyland.net/random/C/3.png)(http://pandyland.net/random/C/18.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 22-05-2014, 16:05:34
http://youtu.be/TrLgXmHJTFI?t=1m23s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 23-05-2014, 00:05:42
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/the-dar-307.jpg?w=550&h=446)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/the-dar-147.jpg?w=550&h=746)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 23-05-2014, 14:05:50
FAST SHOOTING COMPILATION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqGVU1sW8pg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-05-2014, 17:05:57
http://youtu.be/5Uzu58N-Sso

Already packing my stuff to join.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-05-2014, 01:05:52
29 Satirical Illustrations  http://news.distractify.com/culture/satirical-paintings/?v=1
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 25-05-2014, 16:05:48
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/s480x480/10245382_666389596761356_3096862552392470575_n.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 25-05-2014, 23:05:23
(http://i.imgur.com/AJc3ajU.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-05-2014, 20:05:52
I don' git it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-05-2014, 20:05:21
Finns got their asses handed to them in ice hockey and blame the refs i think.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 27-05-2014, 14:05:03
Finns got their asses handed to them in ice hockey and blame the refs i think.

Nah, the Russians played extremely well. The refs were complete shit again this year. IIHF should be ashamed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 28-05-2014, 14:05:12
Finnish hockey players celebrating their silver medals through-out the years: http://nyt.fi/a1305829243060
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-05-2014, 10:05:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w


heh....

also

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/wLPd0.gif&v=RATEoDH9WiY&s=36

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 29-05-2014, 12:05:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q2P4LjuVA8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 29-05-2014, 13:05:20
Nope sure if i should post this here:

Mis-Drop
http://vimeo.com/67735782

May be we should begin a thread for short film because some are worth watching
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 29-05-2014, 17:05:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qYC-HZjgGY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qYC-HZjgGY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ORUX6mjtM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ORUX6mjtM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FelOXC0MYSc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FelOXC0MYSc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkkeotjC2Qg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkkeotjC2Qg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtxYQxN1nKg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtxYQxN1nKg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAAk9jSbVtc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAAk9jSbVtc)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 29-05-2014, 20:05:28
http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=665380798
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-05-2014, 20:05:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAAk9jSbVtc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAAk9jSbVtc)

German humor and Marder!!!  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-05-2014, 02:05:23
Sorry if repost, didn't check the thread too much lately
Li'l Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-axJTzj0VU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-05-2014, 11:05:23
Sorry if repost, didn't check the thread too much lately
Li'l Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-axJTzj0VU
Thank you, i forgot about this one

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=551114475

http://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=437076057
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Post by: Zoologic on 01-06-2014, 19:06:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

Arnie and his efficient use of English words.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 02-06-2014, 02:06:08
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10391397_10154199317175483_1805186261326883639_n.jpg)
beatch do yuo even colecting wolrd cup stickerings?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-06-2014, 12:06:58
That is actually pretty awesome. Hillarious I dare say
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-06-2014, 12:06:11
This just hurts...

(http://s8.postimg.org/ipg0bgxth/a_VO5n_ZP_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-06-2014, 13:06:47
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10363354_681635875236728_604188324672452872_n.png)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10390938_682634258470223_3428483101458974627_n.png)

(https://scontent-b-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10320424_680876425312673_6723016292689247861_n.png?oh=6ea00e9e38780b706256aff3337a4a7b&oe=5408C34D)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-06-2014, 15:06:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypVdKfwbdsA

It never ends!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 02-06-2014, 16:06:37
I will just link this Croatian beer commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mjxx4wFL6s&feature=player_detailpage

The writing on the end says:
"Let the Brazillians dance...

To our tune"

It is refering to the opening of the world champ  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sgt.Radman on 02-06-2014, 21:06:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dcAPZTa0BE

Will Smith dancing - but in another way.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-06-2014, 23:06:11
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aYb58Bx_700b.jpg)

Who knows this epic movie???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 02-06-2014, 23:06:59
Once you go black....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-06-2014, 23:06:09
... your name is Jack?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-06-2014, 23:06:52
...you have to start using protease inhibitors?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-06-2014, 11:06:37
(https://scontent-b-mxp.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10418882_1098961276814976_7359694874969261122_n.jpg)

Hooray for the bailout!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-06-2014, 11:06:35
2 people commit suicide? here its 7 people a day. and the population is the same size. So it cant be that depressing there after all.

Can we see it in perspective? like some actual numbers so we know if its good or bad? if you had a 3k pension (like when you retire at age 55 in some state run company), and then a 45% reduction then you still have 30% more then the average pension in Belgium.

I call anti European propaganda on the poster. It does not even say where they got the data or even who published it.

You greeks have been spending money you don't have, no you will be making money you don't get for some time to balance it out.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-06-2014, 11:06:45
Just like here where the Germans are seen as the evil masterminds behind all the crisis, media there dictates to you that all Greeks get many euromonnies at 55 for no work at all and have been living golden lifes with loaned money. While we did loan extreme amounts of money and people have kept their mouths shut about it (honestly who wouldn't) its simply not fair to put everyone on the same basket.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 03-06-2014, 12:06:08
But we are zhe evil masterminds!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 03-06-2014, 12:06:41
Just like here where the Germans are seen as the evil masterminds behind all the crisis, media there dictates to you that all Greeks get many euromonnies at 55 for no work at all and have been living golden lifes with loaned money. While we did loan extreme amounts of money and people have kept their mouths shut about it (honestly who wouldn't) its simply not fair to put everyone on the same basket.

My grandmother worked from her 14 till her 65, she gets 830 euro pension per month. How much would she get in Greece? she made clothing.

How much is rent in Greece? an 100M² house here with 2 bedrooms sets you back 650 a month. Gas and electricity another 100, water 40, telephone, internet and tv another 70. Food at least 200 a person.

Just saying that unfortunaltily for all the greek people, but you needed this. But be happy, its nearing its end, soon things should be improving again.

Protip: dont try ripping of your tourists, i know several people now that waned to go to greece, liked the location, went there, found the local people extremely rude, found that they where getting scamed all the time and had to pay ridiculous prices, and now go to turkey instead since its better there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-06-2014, 12:06:21
The statistics may be a bit exaggerated, but we get the message. Greek works more hours than the average Europeans. They are actually working like in a sweatshop. The Germans meanwhile, worked with relative ease, and less hours even compared to Socialist France and self-proclaiming industrious Britain.

The Greek's issue is just their government is totally incompetent and bunch of elitists not caring about going to the fields and learning what the real problem is. Also apparent problem: some of the people's own pride and refusal to take the blame.

It happens here as well, we are in recession, we can't rely on exporting shit like palm oil and coal (which fuel our economic boom back in 2009-2012, hence inclusion on the BRICK). People here just don't realise that we are in deep trouble, last month (April 2014), we were experiencing a nearly USD 1 billion trade deficit. The surplus we made in the last few months were artificially created by withholding imports and shipments. In total, we are screwed just like Greece if both of us (Greece and Indonesia) don't change course (stop being a tour guides for rich Europeans or palm oil farmers).

Here is BBC programme about Britons living as "average" German by statistics in Nuremberg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTKSin4JN4

The "Thomas" is a pencil factory worker and the "Sabine" is a housewife. See why Germans work less hours than all of us.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-06-2014, 14:06:46
My grandmother worked from her 14 till her 65, she gets 830 euro pension per month. How much would she get in Greece? she made clothing.
Same, if not less than that for a clothing business.

How much is rent in Greece? an 100M² house here with 2 bedrooms sets you back 650 a month. Gas and electricity another 100, water 40, telephone, internet and tv another 70. Food at least 200 a person.
Depending on location and age of the building it can cost you from 300 to 700 a month. Electricity for a house like that would mean for a 5 member family like mine is (if we still all lived together) 120€ (since we are 4 males with 1 female, in other case it would be a lot, lot more), water at around 50, maybe more maybe less. Telephone and internet at 22€ a month using Cyta a Cypriot provider.

Just saying that unfortunaltily for all the greek people, but you needed this. But be happy, its nearing its end, soon things should be improving again.
 
No i am actually happy that it happened during my lifetime, i am just not happy that we will still be the same shit after this crisis. People keep spending money they dont have for things they don't need. My best friend instead of saving money for a drivers licence when he was working spend it for tattoos. It seems i am one of the few who is actually working and saving money then buying stuff with a plan.

Protip: dont try ripping of your tourists, i know several people now that wanted to go to greece, liked the location, went there, found the local people extremely rude, found that they where getting scamed all the time and had to pay ridiculous prices, and now go to turkey instead since its better there.

Indeed some assholes are like that and it would be best if you had a local to help you out. When my Finnish friend was visiting i got him into all museums for free and he did not pay a single thing other than his own souvenirs. But once again it all also depends on the place. Most places in the capital would not dare scam tourists as the officials would rip them apart.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 03-06-2014, 14:06:52


Hooray for the bailout!

What are the figures if you were not bailed out? Y'all live happily ever after  :-*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-06-2014, 15:06:36


Hooray for the bailout!

What are the figures if you were not bailed out? Y'all live happily ever after  :-*

Or are we ?


dun dun duuuuuuuunnn
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-06-2014, 18:06:06
The grass is always greener on the other side.

(https://scontent-a-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10432132_683947125005603_8496801163542222472_n.png)

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/brazilian-man-has-eye-surgery-to-look-asian/story-fnjck634-1226940032677
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-06-2014, 23:06:01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dm0Ksl7isc

a new manwhore video is out from Sexualobster, Go watch it NOW!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-06-2014, 13:06:49
Wedding Guests Take The Plunge Into Lake As Jetty Gives Way (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGXgD-ESRu0)

Woman trying to park in the parking lot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdNa3YRW0I)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 04-06-2014, 13:06:42
to bad the car didn't catch fire. would have been the top of the iceberg.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 05-06-2014, 03:06:37
(http://i.imgur.com/rPGTnhg.png)

I finally can die in peace

Also...

(http://i.imgur.com/FMfh0b3.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 05-06-2014, 04:06:32
http://i.imgur.com/rPGTnhg.png
I finally can die in peace

Reminds me of that scene in The Longest Day. "I wonder what 'bitter, bitter' means."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 05-06-2014, 04:06:58
Good find Rommel. Sobering.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 06-06-2014, 13:06:03
http://i.imgur.com/rPGTnhg.png
I finally can die in peace

Reminds me of that scene in The Longest Day. "I wonder what 'bitter, bitter' means."

Might want to remove those 'r''s before you accidently shoot them too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 06-06-2014, 15:06:06
http://i.imgur.com/rPGTnhg.png
I finally can die in peace

Reminds me of that scene in The Longest Day. "I wonder what 'bitter, bitter' means."

Might want to remove those 'r''s before you accidently shoot them too.

One does not correct John Wayne.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 06-06-2014, 16:06:58
John Wanye doesn't say that, that's said during the Pointe du Hoc scene.  Wayne plays     Lt. Col. Vandervoort of the 82nd airbourne.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 06-06-2014, 23:06:34
Flying Ray's! http://youtu.be/74mdJUaRNaA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 07-06-2014, 03:06:06
John Wanye doesn't say that, that's said during the Pointe du Hoc scene.  Wayne plays     Lt. Col. Vandervoort of the 82nd airbourne.

That's right, I'll have to re-watch it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-06-2014, 13:06:32
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4c83836ff8a473b654a5f0c5a0053c4d9572fa7b0c7e663be973a5d41ac3746f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-06-2014, 20:06:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvpppCyAgE0

One 2 3 out 2 3 bang 2 3 Bang 2 3 Bang 2 3
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-06-2014, 01:06:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvpppCyAgE0

One 2 3 out 2 3 bang 2 3 Bang 2 3 Bang 2 3

"Did ye everrr hearrr the storrry a' the Auld Empty Barrrrrn? (http://youtu.be/Qr_v_SqJNjA)  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 08-06-2014, 02:06:00

Veteran flees asylum to go to the D-Day ceremony (http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://veja.abril.com.br/noticia/internacional/veterano-britanico-de-89-anos-foge-de-asilo-para-ir-a-cerimonia-do-dia-d&sandbox=0&usg=ALkJrhhIi0eC0253ecW6wZPBrodAq1nlmA)

(https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10390553_143303829173581_7722493243584706158_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-06-2014, 13:06:13
Extra Credits - Super Mario Bros: Level 1-1 - Game Analysis  (http://youtu.be/ZH2wGpEZVgE)

Amazing how something as basic as Mario level 1-1 is so though out.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 10-06-2014, 14:06:10
Uhh ... my youth dreams was crushed ... Im never gonna be watch it Top Gun like before ...  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFq16IG_k0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2014, 21:06:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXV3p_c5PU

many schwimwagens! wow!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-06-2014, 21:06:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXV3p_c5PU

many schwimwagens! wow!
ALL THE SCHWIMMWAGENS! That's just awesome :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 10-06-2014, 22:06:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXV3p_c5PU

many schwimwagens! wow!
ALL THE SCHWIMMWAGENS! That's just awesome :D.
notice how the Schwimmwagen with the German flag, in panzergrau color, is going much faster than all the other ones.  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-06-2014, 22:06:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXV3p_c5PU

many schwimwagens! wow!
ALL THE SCHWIMMWAGENS! That's just awesome :D.
notice how the Schwimmwagen with the German flag, in panzergrau color, is going much faster than all the other ones.  ;)
The one at 3:30? I did :D, they're overtaking everyone like a baws.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2014, 22:06:21
The ultimate epic WW2 vehicle.....
that can do ANYTHING


Willy Jeep is like 98% awesomeness, but the schwimmwagen tops that with an extra 1.5% of amphibious performance!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-06-2014, 22:06:28
what is needed to reach 100 % in Theta's list of vehicle awesomeness? :P

Inb4 Churchill
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 10-06-2014, 22:06:00
The ultimate epic WW2 vehicle.....
that can do ANYTHING


Willy Jeep is like 98% awesomeness, but the schwimmwagen tops that with an extra 1.5% of amphibious performance!

Yeah, Schwimmwagen is awesome, a bit slow though, could use a V8, or a V12, then It would be 99.9% (because you can't top M18 Hellcat, ever)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-06-2014, 23:06:21
wtf, an army of swimmwagens in a small pond ? must be a small floating fortune there !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 12-06-2014, 00:06:40
what is needed to reach 100 % in Theta's list of vehicle awesomeness? :P

Inb4 Churchill

Heh :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-06-2014, 13:06:09
Japanese text book

(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10390342_10152474059559872_8517062333336625956_n.jpg)

I love Asian innocence, especially that stereotypical Burberry cap.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-06-2014, 14:06:57
Seems like an accurate representations of modern day British youth.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-06-2014, 14:06:03
I base all of my knowledge about the current state of English 20 year olds on that 1 episode of Geordie Shore that i saw.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-06-2014, 15:06:31
In most English-speaking Commonwealth realm, with special exception of New Zealand, the number of impolite drinking problem-ridden, carefree, reckless, borderline criminal bogans/chavs are astounding. An uncultured wogg like me could become a dashing chap in comparison.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-06-2014, 15:06:22
Yes yes, very well, NOW BUILD IT!!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/06/11/this-is-the-amazing-design-for-nasas-star-trek-style-space-ship-the-ixs-enterprise/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-06-2014, 05:06:04
(http://www.memestop.com/Pictures/rjjnGC4.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 13-06-2014, 17:06:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w0AOGeqOnFY
Da KO KO KO KOKONUT NUT IS A BIG NUT! what a great song :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 13-06-2014, 17:06:37
(http://i.imgur.com/yOJdEp7.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-06-2014, 14:06:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxjdcAibnoo

Number 6 & 5 still crack me up everytime i see them :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 14-06-2014, 16:06:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCrLl7a6aVE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 17-06-2014, 02:06:57
Barry Welsh is Coming -........ http://youtu.be/QgYsYeC9SIM?t=10s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Krätzer on 17-06-2014, 15:06:14
Give me the fucking ball!  ;D english, they are all hooligans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmWHMh3gXuM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-06-2014, 18:06:14
It's called passion!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 17-06-2014, 20:06:06
i see your passion and raise you comedy!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/ridiculous-soccer-dives-guaranteed-to-make-you-angry (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/ridiculous-soccer-dives-guaranteed-to-make-you-angry)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: 69rat on 18-06-2014, 05:06:57
i see your passion and raise you comedy!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/ridiculous-soccer-dives-guaranteed-to-make-you-angry (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/ridiculous-soccer-dives-guaranteed-to-make-you-angry)


they need to adopt the nhl embellishment penalty. make them play a man down for a few minutes!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-06-2014, 17:06:30
'Muricah
(https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10342754_670960016273464_6309498608218847373_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-06-2014, 19:06:31
Nutin' wrong wit' dat! You get a diamond and you get protection. 2 in 1!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 19-06-2014, 12:06:21
WARNING: Do not watch if you can't stand cute animals being handled like inanimate objects.

How it's made: Baby chicks

So surreal... Especially how the workers just throw them around... Well I guess that's what you get for being tasty in this world. :P

I also wonder if it's good to have them all pumped with medicines, basically before they are even hatched...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPJbCx4gko
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-06-2014, 21:06:23
The 1st world problem checklist.

http://talkprof.com/pdf/If%20Earth%20was%20a%20Village.pdf

I have to say, damn I am in the 1%, time to act privileged.

If the whole earth is a village of 100 people, 57 will be Asian (yeah, us, from East Asians, Indians, SEAsians, Central Asians, to Mid Easterners), 21 are European, 14 from Western Hemisphere (Americas), 8 Africans. 30 white, 70 non-white.

Then 80 would live in substandard housing. 1 computer owner (FH2ers the 1%, including all facebook posters claiming to be 99%), 1 college graduate (incl. those who claim to be 99% having the problem with student loan).

Doubtful: 70 are illiterate, 50 suffers from malnutrition.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Lightning on 19-06-2014, 22:06:56
That document is a load of shit.

At first it seems to be because allegedly it was made in the early 90s (so the 1 computer seems to make at least a little sense), but then when you look up some of the statistics like Illiteracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy) (25% in 1990, 15% now) and Malnutrition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malnutrition) (15% in 1990, 13% in 2008), you see it's just utter bullshit no matter which way you look at it. As for Personal Computers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_computer), there are about 2 billion in use today, so that would be about 28%, assuming no one has double.

Today's lesson; don't believe anything you read on the internet without fact checking it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-06-2014, 22:06:15
That document is a load of shit.

At first it seems to be because allegedly it was made in the early 90s (so the 1 computer seems to make at least a little sense), but then when you look up some of the statistics like Illiteracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy) (25% in 1990, 15% now) and Malnutrition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malnutrition) (15% in 1990, 13% in 2008), you see it's just utter bullshit no matter which way you look at it.

Today's lesson; don't believe anything you read on the internet without fact checking it.

But it has the name of a fancy uni on it, it must be true.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 20-06-2014, 03:06:28
I forgot about the timeliness of the document thing. But are other facts correct? I need to stop it then before it really spreads in local Facebook network. My research is not thorough enough.

But it is doubtful, as I pointed out 2 of the facts above. there are about 1.28 billion active Facebook users, which means like 18 out of 100 people. Not everyone access it from a computer, but when smartphones nowadays are far more powerful than a PC 10 years ago for as little as 200 bucks, it is really2 doubtful.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 20-06-2014, 08:06:31

(http://i.imgur.com/A56GCtS.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/FYJyA6D.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/EIBB63t.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/iXGdFNe.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/RGFaWYW.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/55f2Bfb.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-06-2014, 12:06:10
(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-711697-galleryV9-xxjr.jpg)

(http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-711699-galleryV9-ujem.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-06-2014, 13:06:09
I usually hate videos that are pushed by the media, but gotta like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcZmT0fiNM

(http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/bad-ideas-06_20_14-500-102.jpg?w=500&h=886)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 20-06-2014, 15:06:47
He looks too young to be a Baby Boomer...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kradovech on 20-06-2014, 17:06:11
From Viru rally in Estonia - balls of steel or just plain stupid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BRN5BCXsvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXLgCRFAOU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 20-06-2014, 21:06:24
He looks too young to be a Baby Boomer...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 21-06-2014, 09:06:27
http://rt.com/news/167408-japan-fans-cleaning-stadium/
so typically Japan, and yet something I admire
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 21-06-2014, 17:06:10
It's how it should be. Cleaning after you've done a mess, no matter where you are.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-06-2014, 18:06:57
The world would be so much better if people just clean up there own mess when they go somewhere.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-06-2014, 21:06:32
Aussie blokes tolerate sick puddle, broken glasses from beer bottle, damaged public facilities, and randomly smashed windows. One proudly wearing t-shirt with this text: "If I am not wasted, then the day is"

It is good to trash around with your body when you have free healthcare.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wasntmenl on 22-06-2014, 20:06:18
For all tf2 fans. A 15 min long official movie from the tf2 team on par with the "meet the" movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 23-06-2014, 12:06:57
The Pope strikes again!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27956554 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27956554)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 23-06-2014, 12:06:56
For all tf2 fans. A 15 min long official movie from the tf2 team on par with the "meet the" movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU

That is pretty darn funny, any more like these?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 23-06-2014, 14:06:11
The Owl whisperer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxe1WHCjfZE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXSHDdlh_E
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-06-2014, 17:06:03
For all tf2 fans. A 15 min long official movie from the tf2 team on par with the "meet the" movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU

That is pretty darn funny, any more like these?
With the succes of experiation date, more will follow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-06-2014, 15:06:12
One bastard goes in, another comes out! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09-GbpOd9T4)

RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez   :(  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 26-06-2014, 12:06:42
French navigation:

(https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/10329784_10152313290849006_8481891174667649844_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 27-06-2014, 21:06:04

  Already a Skyrim Classic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 27-06-2014, 23:06:55
French navigation:

(https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/10329784_10152313290849006_8481891174667649844_o.jpg)


I don't get it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-06-2014, 00:06:53
Quote
I don't get it

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jakarta/@-9.1245753,94.1849414,4z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x2e69f3e945e34b9d:0x5371bf0fdad786a2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-06-2014, 00:06:06
but what does it have to do with french navigation ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-06-2014, 00:06:00
IDK, perhaps they've drawn the maps really badly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 28-06-2014, 02:06:36
I figure the strangely drawn map is purely to fit in the panel. The general map is still very accurate. Zoologic, please explain.
Good to see I'm not the only one who didn't get it at all
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-06-2014, 04:06:00
That big island, east of Asia continent doesn't bother you? Well, in addition to the labeling of Malaysia as Thailand.

But all other places in the map is correctly labeled, except South East Asia.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-06-2014, 13:06:00
well, Greece seems to be an island, the black sea isn't connected to the Mediterranean, Paris is to close to the coast and France is missing it's "arm'. But I'm fine with that, it's a comic after all. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-06-2014, 19:06:12
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10342996_334924426657156_1700326186712569042_n.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 28-06-2014, 23:06:40
Russian tank biathlon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJiaZ2bqzc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 29-06-2014, 00:06:07
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10342996_334924426657156_1700326186712569042_n.png)

Wasnt that an war fougth by Israel (back wen it was an dictatorship) against Egypt? what was the cause of it?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 29-06-2014, 01:06:16
what was the cause of it?

Idiots were the reason. (http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_dos_Seis_Dias)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Damaso on 29-06-2014, 02:06:42
what was the cause of it?

Idiots were the reason. (http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_dos_Seis_Dias)

Shit dukat... for real?

I never tough you could be responsable for a war like this   :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-06-2014, 02:06:41
Oh look, here start his first insults! How sweet  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 29-06-2014, 09:06:21
Wow, he's back and boy is he in form.





Can we pull the plug and turn him off? TS4ever I count on you.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-06-2014, 14:06:45
This is old but gold - Family guy - Alarm clock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7In_nAKrp4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 30-06-2014, 06:06:23
http://www.oregonlive.com/west-linn/index.ssf/2014/06/us_open_footbag_competition_we.html#incart_river (http://www.oregonlive.com/west-linn/index.ssf/2014/06/us_open_footbag_competition_we.html#incart_river)

not the same old hippy crowd anymore!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 30-06-2014, 19:06:50
You vs. Warren Buffett (http://pennystocks.la/warren-buffett/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 30-06-2014, 21:06:53
Well, well it seems Swedish is not that different from English...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHniCEHY7I#t=374

Bra slut!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 30-06-2014, 21:06:09
I liked the comment the best:

Quote
How to learn Norwegian:
1. Learn Swedish
2.Bash out half your brains with a rock, and replace it with a fish
3.Sing
4.Profit
Quote
instructions not clear. got dick stuck in ceiling fan.  
Quote
It is okay, this is part of becoming proficient in Norwegian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 30-06-2014, 23:06:02
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/042011/poster-GTA.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 01-07-2014, 03:07:43
Farming Simulator Mad Skill | No Plow | 360 Crop Rotation | (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw)

 Farming Simulator with no scope cornshot and shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 01-07-2014, 18:07:02
Farming Simulator Mad Skill | No Plow | 360 Crop Rotation | (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw)

 Farming Simulator with no scope cornshot and shit

Old stuff but really epic, best gaming video out there  :P  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 02-07-2014, 03:07:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giV4O44pRyc

Morgen, ihr Luschen. I cracked up more than usual. Love it.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-07-2014, 12:07:32
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/work-happens-30.jpg)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/work-happens-1.jpg?w=550&h=736)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/the-dar-33.jpg?w=550&h=530)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/motivation-is-0.jpg?w=550&h=564)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-07-2014, 21:07:29
Some guy has a problem, he repentantly found a little WW1 treasure in his garden and does not know what to do with it.

http://www.2dehands.be/verzamelen/overige-verzamelstukken/leger-oorlog-marine/wat-moet-ik-hiermee-196381854.html
(http://img.2dehands.be/f/preview/196381854-wat-moet-ik-hiermee.jpg)

I will send him a mail and buy 2 helmets i think.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 05-07-2014, 21:07:43
has already been removed :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-07-2014, 21:07:14
one guy already bidded 500€
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 05-07-2014, 21:07:05
Well, my mail was send so if this was not a prank then i hope he replies.
Even so, if the guy has decency he will keep 1 separate.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 06-07-2014, 13:07:10
(http://i.imgur.com/NMwfN9p.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 06-07-2014, 18:07:18
Another epic joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgDJzj9t5dQ

I lost it when that weird old guy passed by  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-07-2014, 13:07:26
This footage from Frankfurt Airport made me laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snph22qSUMU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snph22qSUMU)

Edit:// Don't miss the Death Star at 1:07.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-07-2014, 17:07:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N5THRSp4hM

Aerolineas Argentinas A340-300 trespass the runway and forced UTAir 767-300ER to perform go-around in El Prat Airport, Barcelona.

Add:

A .gif to be misappropriated:

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7Ay9NH2y--/yobzt9lyoddlcampwdl7.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-07-2014, 07:07:42
http://youtu.be/WGNoupIF5SU

--- Turkish F16 EXTREMELY low landing RAF Waddington airshow
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-07-2014, 13:07:53
There were lots of people with cameras there:
Turkish F16 Really low landing at Waddington airshow 2014 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzbi_2FDnWo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 08-07-2014, 13:07:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI

--- Metal Construction
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 08-07-2014, 14:07:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI

--- Metal Construction

I see your metal and raise you with Batmetal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 10-07-2014, 15:07:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfypScp8K9o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 10-07-2014, 18:07:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZttmafNBWc

---- 540 - JOIN

Seriously, those hip movements and the haircuts...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 11-07-2014, 18:07:54
http://petapixel.com/2014/07/02/strange-series-photographs-show-hitler-practicing-body-language/?utm_content=buffer8b9e6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-07-2014, 19:07:22
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20130321.gif)


Find yours today:
http://conceptionconnection.net/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 11-07-2014, 22:07:52
"The nuclear powered submarine USS Nautilus becomes the first vessel to cross the North Pole under water."

That actually makes some sense...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 12-07-2014, 00:07:34
Meanwhile in America
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-28268638
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 12-07-2014, 09:07:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOm7rzO1LY8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst Topgun on 12-07-2014, 21:07:20
meanwhile in frankfurt, germany:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snph22qSUMU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 13-07-2014, 05:07:45
(http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/766/766066.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 13-07-2014, 16:07:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_eRWbpQKbg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-07-2014, 16:07:27
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/anYpBYq_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-07-2014, 16:07:16
(http://www.futuremusicgroup.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hairmet1.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2014, 11:07:54

Christopher Walken Auditions for Peter Pan Live!
 (http://youtu.be/RTOXeXeaPVg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 15-07-2014, 12:07:35
I'll raise

Christopher Walkenthrough (https://www.youtube.com/channel/SWzUwFDvZ7FyY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-07-2014, 12:07:57
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c1bf24386fcf930d0576f628cee06edd/tumblr_n6q0l5Yu321ru5h8co1_500.gif)

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d5f9788e761281e3f2d3f0d9569883c3/tumblr_mz9aguYDeJ1rt28efo1_500.gif)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/521e9221ea69f66c00f79dde650c460d/tumblr_muscssmAdD1rt28efo1_500.gif)

http://scorpiondagger.tumblr.com (http://scorpiondagger.tumblr.com)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 15-07-2014, 13:07:07
(https://i.imgur.com/4Xs4RR5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 15-07-2014, 22:07:41
http://funnyjunk.com/Tumblr+fails+at+everything/funny-pictures/5219911/

Enjoy..... Fucks sake...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 15-07-2014, 23:07:37
Retards get scammed while Bohemian Rhapsody is sung... this is surreal.
You could make a movie about this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-07-2014, 19:07:45
What do do with the world's largest gummy bear?
http://youtu.be/cqOSNzxo7Mo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-07-2014, 00:07:46
Turns out all important media reported about this, but if you haven't seen it:

Russian motorists rams man up against his own car and then runs over him in road rage incident  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXQUbe14NWA)

I was observing this incident for a couple of days now, but instead of finding a long version, the videos available get shorter and shorter. I know that the BMW hasseled the Almera for longer, but I find no propper proof he started it.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 18-07-2014, 02:07:48
Could have made a selection, but they are just about all too amazing
http://thechive.com/2014/07/17/just-some-old-timey-wtfs-38-photos/

Oh and some other random stuff:
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/dma-153.jpg?w=550&h=586)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/dma-253.jpg?w=550&h=720)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 19-07-2014, 02:07:09
(https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10489659_502735929858116_2772103427058097399_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 19-07-2014, 05:07:46
 While again Tomorrowland starts in Belgium. Tomorrowgaza is rocking

   https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-xpa1/v/t43.1792-2/1922556_10152116964531846_2080728295_n.mp4?oh=39368a98ac270c38320933004ca8d37d&oe=53C9FA83&__gda__=1405746671_f43cfcdb7615b718abf2aee83472651c (https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-xpa1/v/t43.1792-2/1922556_10152116964531846_2080728295_n.mp4?oh=39368a98ac270c38320933004ca8d37d&oe=53C9FA83&__gda__=1405746671_f43cfcdb7615b718abf2aee83472651c)

(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1479111_794710737227912_5653720232941313780_n.jpg)
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Post by: siben on 19-07-2014, 07:07:35
While again Tomorrowland starts in Belgium. Tomorrowgaza is rocking

I had the honer yesterday at work to tell a cute girl that came all the way from Italy to say that she missed her last train to Boom 10 minutes earlier. I almost drove her there in my car to be honest, almost.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-07-2014, 09:07:05
Dude, she wanted your D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-07-2014, 10:07:35
To clearefy, that was on the way to work for me.
I know, but i was already an hour late at work and i had to make Mussles for 6 guys.
And my car was parked pretty remotely, 40 minute walk through deserted rail yard. It would have freaked her out. if she had to do that and also walk in between the tracks at a very busy point while dark outside the first 15 minutes.
Boom is also more then half hour drive away.
In short, disappointing the people that need to cover for me for over 2 hours minimum isn't smart to do. Even if i am the highest in rank.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 19-07-2014, 14:07:05
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aXb8EKd_700b_v1.jpg)
We are love it
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 20-07-2014, 05:07:33
To clearefy, that was on the way to work for me.
I know, but i was already an hour late at work and i had to make Mussles for 6 guys.
And my car was parked pretty remotely, 40 minute walk through deserted rail yard. It would have freaked her out. if she had to do that and also walk in between the tracks at a very busy point while dark outside the first 15 minutes.
Boom is also more then half hour drive away.
In short, disappointing the people that need to cover for me for over 2 hours minimum isn't smart to do. Even if i am the highest in rank.

trying to figure out what that meant........

lol
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-07-2014, 12:07:44
this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moules-frites
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 21-07-2014, 10:07:43

TFS DragonBall Z Kai Abridged Parody Episode 2
 (http://youtu.be/ESDAXKC2418)

Quote
Season 2 was 20 episodes. Now it's a little under 7 minutes. Enjoy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 23-07-2014, 21:07:02
(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aozrBE0_460s_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 24-07-2014, 12:07:01
(http://i.imgur.com/C2xRWCb.jpg)

I've always liked these two..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 25-07-2014, 15:07:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UEp_-4efSo

Hah what the hell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 25-07-2014, 18:07:55
Joe,

hitler is back:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vyleOXRr1qzmfxbo1_250.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-07-2014, 13:07:48
(http://hugelolcdn.com/comments/full/1581322.jpg)

I am going to hell for this ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-07-2014, 18:07:50
(http://hugelolcdn.com/comments/full/1581322.jpg)

I am going to hell for this ;D

Not showing anything here. Please fix link.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-07-2014, 19:07:44
(http://i.imgur.com/AJqZYpw.jpg)

working?

Another one:

(https://scontent-a-mxp.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10513482_672763262817281_2452990796986788865_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-07-2014, 20:07:15
(http://content2.skoften.net/images/45363/4fufsz7.gif)

(http://content2.skoften.net/images/45363/200e_editie_jeuj-1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 29-07-2014, 05:07:07
So....many...!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRM0-FT0tUA

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-07-2014, 12:07:29
Now that we're handling the sbuject of Pokémon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENj7Z-afhY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 29-07-2014, 15:07:29
old one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAqIGbQ0nAU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 29-07-2014, 19:07:01
The next generation of pokemon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZCfJqr7Eao
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-07-2014, 20:07:12
I found a cool band that does mashups of their music with old WW2 propaganda films.  This one was stirring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4Md_aXVJE&list=RDCu4Rr07bgVQ&index=2
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-07-2014, 21:07:35
Star Trek stabilised:
(http://i.imgur.com/XCvN9Kv.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/yhEJaUM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9c0s1Ak.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-07-2014, 18:07:48
This is how the World Cup really happened, western media brainwashed us
http://youtu.be/Dx9LnlFuYOk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 30-07-2014, 18:07:57
I bet that's just another South Korean creation, just like the one from 2010.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 30-07-2014, 19:07:40
It is.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 31-07-2014, 04:07:13
This is how the World Cup really happened, western media brainwashed us
http://youtu.be/Dx9LnlFuYOk

 Actually, this is just a big 3 months planned Hoax/Joke made by a Brazilian Blog ( A well know one )

 Just watch this with the legends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSkYMMku9GU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSkYMMku9GU)

 And if you guys want, they made a post  about it http://www.naosalvo.com.br/desafio-aceito-25-fazer-da-coreia-do-norte-campea-da-copa/ (http://www.naosalvo.com.br/desafio-aceito-25-fazer-da-coreia-do-norte-campea-da-copa/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-07-2014, 06:07:57
http://www.cracked.com/article_21373_5-things-you-learn-growing-up-in-and-escaping-north-korea.html

Quote
So the next question the average Westerner asks is "Do the people there actually believe Kim Jong Un has magic powers?" Not all of them -- Mr. Lee grew up with a great-aunt who had zero time in her life to take shit from the government. When the loudspeakers started up, she'd say, "Oh there they go again, spreading their lies." Mr. Lee's family had never been counted among the party faithful, and by his teen years he realized that his national government ran on bullshit. He felt like most of his countrymen bought into most of the propaganda, but Michael Malice (an American journalist who spent time in Pyongyang) had another suggestion: Most North Koreans know the propaganda is ridiculous, but they're too scared to say anything. "When you are in the public space you'd better sound like a true believer. An actor immersed in a role is going to be better at it."

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_21373_5-things-you-learn-growing-up-in-and-escaping-north-korea.html#ixzz3916BB64d
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 01-08-2014, 03:08:10
(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10513277_330322200467617_2059654183633426657_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-08-2014, 14:08:23
(http://content1.skoften.net/images/45631/40-photos-insolites-compilation-4__800.jpg)

(http://content1.skoften.net/images/45655/funny_picdump_32__800.jpg)
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Post by: Berkolok on 04-08-2014, 16:08:41
this make me laugh hard  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 05-08-2014, 22:08:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-08-2014, 01:08:33
Crow rescue (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_3BN0m7S8)

Serenading the cattle with my trombone (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4)

Sail boat crashes and starts sinking after hitting a bridge (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lyGrfs3Tro)

Surfing’s Got This Little Guy’s Seal of Approval (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97McCuWAynA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-08-2014, 20:08:13
OCD guy getting a job as a valet.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/316067_231753643556400_171421005_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 07-08-2014, 14:08:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvf4QVFxBtY
Fake girl gamers are ruining the world

(twitch related)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 07-08-2014, 21:08:14
(http://i.imgur.com/qwasFWy.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Wz1uH3V.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/FayEZUo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/i5mJRjJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/IyOrVxd.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/a3MGFwo.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-08-2014, 01:08:56
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuXmPvQIEAAh8gp.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZmV_3Lm_A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZmV_3Lm_A)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 08-08-2014, 03:08:16
This is so amazing
http://fi.twitch.tv/fishplayspokemon
It's about the randomness experiment. If you give an infinite amount of monkeys infinite time with a typewriter, they will sooner or later write you the bible in your language. Now they just let a fish play pokémon and see how long it takes to finish it.
I have my doubts though if it'll get past Snorlax in this milenium
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 10-08-2014, 03:08:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

This reveals the error in my matrix.

(http://oi61.tinypic.com/hv2jj5.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-08-2014, 16:08:14

This reveals the error in my matrix.

(http://oi61.tinypic.com/hv2jj5.jpg)

That explains most German porn scenarios.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 11-08-2014, 15:08:02
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF263-Harmony.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 11-08-2014, 15:08:24
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF263-Harmony.png)
She couldn't resist.
He was dressed too sharp.

Said the percussion:
*badum ts*
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-08-2014, 23:08:06
(http://i.imgur.com/hMGkLY4.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-08-2014, 19:08:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gED3rn2Tc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 15-08-2014, 12:08:39
(http://i.imgur.com/p53FEtV.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-08-2014, 01:08:21
Just read this on youtube in the comments section  ;D
Quote
HOW DOES THIS HAVE 10 million views WHEN THERES ONLY 7 million people on earth?? ? ??!!!!!!?? ?? ??!!!?? ??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 16-08-2014, 02:08:56
true poker face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3l2i5uI5IQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 16-08-2014, 03:08:07
Just read this on youtube in the comments section  ;D
Quote
HOW DOES THIS HAVE 10 million views WHEN THERES ONLY 7 million people on earth?? ? ??!!!!!!?? ?? ??!!!?? ??

Dog years, silly.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 17-08-2014, 19:08:19
Uh, maybe I am violating rules, but I just found this "Kurd Maker" mini game, its kinda fun  :P



http://inciswf.com/8967744141.swf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-08-2014, 22:08:50
I think my Kurd looks nice.
(http://i.imgur.com/jw4PEQs.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-08-2014, 00:08:48
Uh, maybe I am violating rules, but I just found this "Kurd Maker" mini game, its kinda fun  :P

What is wrong with it? Those guys look like an average anatolian peasant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 18-08-2014, 00:08:35
Bewrn
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 18-08-2014, 08:08:12
Uh, maybe I am violating rules, but I just found this "Kurd Maker" mini game, its kinda fun  :P

What is wrong with it? Those guys look like an average anatolian peasant.

Yeah I know but its so fun to combine outfits and hair and all that  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-08-2014, 12:08:54
Mannerheim remake of the classic Hitler rage scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfcfT2cHfno

27th Helsinki International Film Festival - Love & Anarchy trailer
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-08-2014, 12:08:48
Mannerheim remake of the classic Hitler rage scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfcfT2cHfno

27th Helsinki International Film Festival - Love & Anarchy trailer

A translation would be nice
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 18-08-2014, 13:08:27
Um, yeah. Just realized it makes no sense to post it here.

Have a random image instead:

(http://i.imgur.com/MrachZX.jpg)


/Edit: This one has English subs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJnMAGYLek
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 18-08-2014, 21:08:25
good question, why isn't there a good film about mannerheim  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 18-08-2014, 22:08:27
They did an amazing job matching that scene shot for shot!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 18-08-2014, 22:08:57
They did an amazing job matching that scene shot for shot!  ;D

Agreed, very nicely done! The uniforms, the poses, everything!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-08-2014, 22:08:04
good question, why isn't there a good film about mannerheim  ???

Who said there isn't

http://youtu.be/YhUto-KbIXQ

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paasky on 19-08-2014, 08:08:46
good question, why isn't there a good film about mannerheim  ???

Who said there isn't

http://youtu.be/YhUto-KbIXQ

 ;D
One of the comments:
"now sum 5- year olds learn that mannerheim is a negro. really shameful for war veterans and the country's servants(soldaboys) and all of finland (except for negs and gays. damn I won't watch yle [national media company] programs. like if you like!"


(http://mit.zenfs.com/206/2011/05/IMG_0076.jpg)

yup...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-08-2014, 08:08:34
In some random shithole of Asian continent, holding the national flag while naked is a disrespectful act that could land you in jail.

Inbreds preaching like a master race is a major disgrace.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 19-08-2014, 10:08:06
http://youtu.be/0zUo1egOEEw


Getting really hyped for this game.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-08-2014, 00:08:23
Stunt of the year

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5e_1408462761
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 20-08-2014, 10:08:16
Stunt of the year

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5e_1408462761

THIS IS WHY SLAVS SQUAT ALL THE TIME!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-08-2014, 13:08:58
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvX8JViCYAAruv2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 21-08-2014, 14:08:32
(http://x2.fjcdn.com/comments/5265524+_7d0e4985c6851c7c87be9238abda16ea.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 21-08-2014, 21:08:57
(http://i.imgur.com/hyVmljL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6KGpaJj.jpg?1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-08-2014, 01:08:35
I lol'd about Officer Gofuckyourself.

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/51598475/highlight/541862 (http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/51598475/highlight/541862)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 22-08-2014, 22:08:51
(http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/POV-Sampler-609x260.jpg)

http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 25-08-2014, 01:08:59
An interesting series about iconic guns and their history and implementation in games.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE1jXbVAGJQEORz9nZqb5bQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-08-2014, 01:08:58
No G3? Pffft.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 25-08-2014, 13:08:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAWEaXvezoY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-08-2014, 21:08:11
The Axis in WW2 in a nutshell:

(http://i.imgur.com/QJCnHYh.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 25-08-2014, 23:08:59
This is not the bloodiest war in the woOOOrld, noOOo... this is just a tribute.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 26-08-2014, 22:08:43
Dem songs made me laugh so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtBjc1dz7w&list=UUOpcACMWblDls9Z6GERVi1A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-08-2014, 01:08:44
Epic Fail (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCuN6jCh08)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 28-08-2014, 06:08:44
Epic Fail (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCuN6jCh08)


a fail, even more epic'er =   http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 28-08-2014, 11:08:08
ISIS warns the people of San Andreas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCivBuZr-xE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 28-08-2014, 11:08:33
Epic Fail (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCuN6jCh08)


a fail, even more epic'er =   http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html)

(http://forums.randi.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=31521&d=1409167819)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 29-08-2014, 02:08:29
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/5/21/22/enhanced-buzz-19885-1369191177-2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 29-08-2014, 10:08:02
a fail, even more epic'er =   http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html)

How was that NRA Mantra again... "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." It's the girls fault... clearly!   :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 29-08-2014, 12:08:20
It still works though, you cannot blame an inanimate object for the stupidity of her parents/instructor.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2014, 12:08:00
Camos of the world (click to zoom or right-click & open in new tab):

(http://i.imgur.com/lWai808.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-08-2014, 15:08:10
wtf Greenland

wtf Iceland

Lybia using old Wehrmacht camo  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-08-2014, 15:08:24
Belgium really is standing out....in europe
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 29-08-2014, 15:08:34
Yep, if there was a medal for the ugliest camo, Belgium would win.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 29-08-2014, 15:08:21
wtf Iceland

Iceland has no military.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-08-2014, 16:08:19
How about Malaysia?

This photo is from 2011:

(Left: Malaysia, right: Brunei Darussalam)

(http://utusan.com.my/pix/2011/1129/Utusan_Malaysia/Polis_&_Tentera/te_02.1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 29-08-2014, 17:08:57
wtf Iceland

Iceland has no military.
Norway is tasked to defend Iceland with planes, which is funny, because we hardly have any to defend ourselves with.  IIRC Icelanders can enlist and serve in the Norwegian military.

Also, that was an awful amount of beige. It is more 33%33%33% ratio.

More on topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmzaalWYqRo
In this moment I am euphoric
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-08-2014, 18:08:59
(http://i.imgur.com/zcqvpWN.gif)

A Russian is born:
(http://i.imgur.com/lNSvekk.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/gQmxMVy.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ov3fOZQ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 29-08-2014, 22:08:23
a fail, even more epic'er =   http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/arizona-firing-range-instructor-killed-by-girl-9-in-accident.html)

How was that NRA Mantra again... "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." It's the girls fault... clearly!   :-X

another uzzy    fail -   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPesST-skg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 30-08-2014, 14:08:23
http://youtu.be/yWjZSjeYOm4

Okay I can understand skateboarding, but this?!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-08-2014, 14:08:24
Reminds me of these people you see in inner cities with their small bikes, doing tricks. Why not? Not my style really, but it doesn't strike me as particularly odd.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 30-08-2014, 17:08:51
http://youtu.be/yWjZSjeYOm4

Okay I can understand skateboarding, but this?!

extreme sitting!         parkour + laziness  =  that video  :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 31-08-2014, 03:08:51
(http://i.imgur.com/zhj5efA.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Yg8FD6A.gif)

Source (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 31-08-2014, 04:08:35
I laughed so, damn, hard at that video.

Putin: "More...  >:("
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 01-09-2014, 20:09:24
creepy and funny 'cuz iz true'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-09-2014, 21:09:16
Virtual rape, oh the misogyny!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Njt5FsU5Xc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 01-09-2014, 21:09:40
creepy and funny 'cuz iz true'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y

Smug cyclists are a thing in Poland? Why?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 01-09-2014, 21:09:37
creepy and funny 'cuz iz true'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y

Smug cyclists are a thing in Poland? Why?

they are a thing everywhere,   hell,  fh2 just finally put a stop to their "godlike" actions    :P 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 01-09-2014, 23:09:08
creepy and funny 'cuz iz true'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y

Smug cyclists are a thing in Poland? Why?

Maybe not smug but disregarding traffic law and driving recklessly - plenty.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-09-2014, 10:09:21
(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aypdQWV_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-09-2014, 12:09:36
(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aypdQWV_700b.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/LMXTiQJ.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-09-2014, 13:09:56
Am I the only one around here who doesn´t feel sorry at all for those celebrities whose nudes got leaked? Don´t take nudes of yourself. Even if you keep them on your own phone, it´s your own fault. For such a dumb decision you have to face the consequences.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-09-2014, 13:09:21
Am I the only one around here who doesn´t feel sorry at all for those celebrities whose nudes got leaked? Don´t take nudes of yourself. Even if you keep them on your own phone, it´s your own fault. For such a dumb decision you have to face the consequences.

Same. Don't take stupid pictures of yourself, ever. They don't go away.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-09-2014, 13:09:51
Am I the only one around here who doesn´t feel sorry at all for those celebrities whose nudes got leaked? Don´t take nudes of yourself. Even if you keep them on your own phone, it´s your own fault. For such a dumb decision you have to face the consequences.

I somehow feel a bit sorry, I mean, just about no-one wants his nudes on the internet. On the other hand, I was thinking the exact same thing about their naivity/stupidness.
a) Who is stupid enough to save his nudes on something that has internet connection?
b) Who is so stupid that they'll upload it to store it on the internet?
c) Who is even that stupid that they'll save it on something online crApple related?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Harmonikater on 02-09-2014, 13:09:14
Certainly not the only one. For a celebrity to take those pictures on a smartphone, then store them on a cloud service, is basically like walking up to the burglar and offering him the keys to your home.
This doesn't justify hacking into the services/phones, but some common sense could have prevented most of those leaks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 02-09-2014, 13:09:19
Plus, y'know, they get paid tens of millions for some of the most useless professions around. It's completely centered around their looks. Guess they'll have to cry all the way to the bank.

Not completely off-topic:

(http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/junk.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-09-2014, 14:09:19
On the one hand i feel bad for them. On the other... Well that hand is busy right now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-09-2014, 14:09:50
Plus, y'know, they get paid tens of millions for some of the most useless professions around. It's completely centered around their looks. Guess they'll have to cry all the way to the bank.
Yes. If I was a super celebrity and had some nudes of me leaked, I would have just the stupidest grin when imagining thousands of girls rubbing their spoons around in their porridge. Then I would inspect my personal museum full of WW2 weapons, equipment and uniforms, before taking my full-scale replica of the Tiger II for a drive.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 02-09-2014, 15:09:57
On the one hand i feel bad for them. On the other... Well that hand is busy right now.
Stolen right from 9 gag
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 02-09-2014, 15:09:11
On the one hand i feel bad for them. On the other... Well that hand is busy right now.
Relevant:
(http://cartman.naurunappula.com/screen/0e/ae/0eaeb798a85d4519/0/1221350.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-09-2014, 17:09:12
On the one hand i feel bad for them. On the other... Well that hand is busy right now.
Stolen right from 9 gag

Actually it was on Funnyjunks comments which was stolen from 9gag which was taken from reddit which was taken from 4chan which came from a kissless 27 yo virging 2/10 tfw no qt3.14.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-09-2014, 19:09:56
Do they even know what cloud computing means?

Also yeah, things like dropbox and iCloud are convenient, but when corporate data like PSN, Amazon, super bloody Pentagon computers get hacked, those free services are just pieces of cake.

Makes you wonder that the whole SJW movements that worship their Hollywood idols aren't as much different when it comes to ignorance and cluelessness, like baiting 4chan trolls for example. They really should check their own convenience, besides privileges, before interacting with technologies.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 02-09-2014, 21:09:47
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10606109_339208109589336_6656724304098488522_n.jpg?oh=48635a41b278bb622171e2129b422a2c&oe=546CD223&__gda__=1415448063_ed80ef2db4aa388df7d2e256ac447aa4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 02-09-2014, 22:09:56
meanwhile in turkey... a crucifix?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 02-09-2014, 22:09:20
Its a lady with a headscarf. And the headscarf has a cross on it. Shows how they dont wear the headscarf for religious purposes, just for show and political intentions.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 02-09-2014, 22:09:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 03-09-2014, 01:09:08
The Fappening has reached hilarious heights of drama, and the only thing I can feel is schadenfreude (I'm not surprised that there is no other word for this in English).

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In a perfect world, this would lead people to take better care of their cybersecurity and most especially trust less in cloud services - never mind ignorant individuals, but I cannot imagine which kind of company (or even worse, government office) would ever agree to keep work-related files with genuinely sensitive information in a cloud storage somewhere in the public intarwebz... no wait, there are far too many organizations doing exactly that. Also, even in an adequate, far from perfect world, Apple would not have had its password retrieval function available in a form that allows bruteforcing the accounts online (reportedly "Find my iPhone" allowed infinite retries with no delay or lockout for answering the security question) even long after an exploitation toolkit for this was available in the dark corners of the web for script kiddies to play with.

Gee, Apple just announced that with such potent safeguards in place, iDevices will in the near future be able to be used for financial transactions too, and the markets rewarded this neglect with a slight increase in stock price. Talk about rational investors...

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However, the reactions of the victims (or rather, their legal teams) are borderline hilarious. EDIT: enough of beating the beaten, rant removed.

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Oh, and another proof of the magic of makeup, filters, camera settings, and studio lighting: in regular photos even film stars look rather ordinary. Kirsten Dunst however looked actually better than in her movies, which proves the point that often the "natural" look is better than warpaint.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-09-2014, 01:09:52
Am I actually the only one who did not look up the pictures yet?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-09-2014, 01:09:34
Am I actually the only one who did not look up the pictures yet?
Also didn't see them yet, but i've been wondering the same question
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-09-2014, 04:09:07
Am I actually the only one who did not look up the pictures yet?

Same here. There are many leaks in Asia, where most society follows American celebrity culture.

For example, leaked Edison Chen sex tape (with numerous box office Asian actresses). Then in Indonesia, similar things happened to Ariel, the lead singer of Peter Pan band (now Noah band), sex tape with numerous local top end celebrities.

How? They stupidly store it on their phone. And when they left their phone to be serviced, it is suspected that the data is leaked. Never trust Asian IT shopping centre vendors to take care of your data. When you ask them to upgrade OS and they ask "do you want to backup your data or just left it be?" Don't let them copy your data. Even if they are honest, their computers are so full of worms, trojans, etc that leaks private data.

My Dad's computer, which has been used to browse entirely legit PR Chinese websphere (Sina, Baidu, QQ, etc)... I found keyloggers, event loggers, Baidu's shovelware (complete with their own apps that records your preferences and history), etc etc etc...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 03-09-2014, 19:09:06
http://www.emok.tv/videos/ice-bucket-challenge-das-einzig-wahre-video.html

ASL SWAG + 100
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-09-2014, 21:09:51
So today somebody posted this regarding IS

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7338/9399961123_b9dce29288_z.jpg)

With the caption: "We have a solution, Send in kebab removal unit"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Gezoes on 04-09-2014, 15:09:35
I don't feel bad at all for the 'celebs'. People can't think for themselves anymore. Then this happens, and everybody is yelling and crying. I'll pop another beer and laugh  :D

Besides, over 70% i do not know.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-09-2014, 20:09:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvw#t=104
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 05-09-2014, 20:09:55
So today somebody posted this regarding IS

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7338/9399961123_b9dce29288_z.jpg)

With the caption: "We have a solution, Send in kebab removal unit"

When they are done over there they should come to Dallas. Way too much Kebab here recently  :P .
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-09-2014, 20:09:17
http://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzPw

Africa is in a dire situation.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 06-09-2014, 02:09:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvw#t=104

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet ever!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-09-2014, 13:09:32
Finnish Turbo BBQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCFa8ZbuJNY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 06-09-2014, 15:09:35
Finnish Turbo BBQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCFa8ZbuJNY
Hahaha now that's a proper way to do it. cooked with Volvo redblock.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-09-2014, 17:09:39
(https://hrexach.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/iscart.jpeg)

(http://img.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/newsV2/images/cartoon-2(269).jpg)

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/817/235/033.jpg)

(http://angelforisrael.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/islamic-rage-boy-meme-generator-islamic-rage-boy-disapproves-of-this-post-c80855.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 07-09-2014, 02:09:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ockP1W_UXOE

this guy has won financial freedom
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 07-09-2014, 04:09:27
Anyone ever seen a volcano erupting?

http://youtu.be/Hx5UecbuYw8

Just look at that debres fly, how big do you think those chunks are? 5 meters? 10 meters? and how high do they go? 500 meters?(about 10 second drop from top altitude) I guess distance to explosion is about 4.5km (about 13 seconds)

Pretty darn epic!

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 07-09-2014, 12:09:04
I would draw the same conclusions. Judging from the drop time (neglecting any kind of friction) the highest flying debris reaches about 500 m. For the sizes of the pieces I have no idea. I would guess 5-10 m minimum, to have something visible on camera at that distance, but thats just guessing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 07-09-2014, 15:09:59
(http://resimhack.com/img/awacs32458732011.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 08-09-2014, 00:09:16
(http://gifshost.com/012011/1295259353_guy-kicks-cat-while-playing-kinect.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-09-2014, 13:09:29
Mutant Giant Spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4#t=207
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-09-2014, 11:09:21
(http://cdn.slowrobot.com/3272014005124.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 09-09-2014, 12:09:58
Looks like something out of the Lion King intro.

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/cool_catepillars.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 11-09-2014, 16:09:26
(https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10671247_10203756941996880_5182518013571282798_n.jpg?oh=3c533f61758312b006db1c1a4977a0bb&oe=548ED463)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-09-2014, 19:09:22
(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aPyWPBn_460sa_v1.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 12-09-2014, 19:09:12
while we're talking about dicks, did those penetrate?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-09-2014, 19:09:29
I honestly don't know, i have to find the source first. It does look like the first hit penetrated the lower hull, but don't know if it did any serious damage, second hit is at such a shallow angle that i think it did nothing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 12-09-2014, 19:09:09
From what i remember here, this syrian army T-72 was under attack by the Syrian rebels, and neither shots did damage, as you can obviously see.


IIRC the first shot detonated but hitted the joint between the hull/floor thus causing no damage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 12-09-2014, 22:09:41
Russian biased shit
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-09-2014, 17:09:40

Extra History - World War I: The Seminal Tragedy - Chapter 1: The Concert of Europe
 (http://youtu.be/S-wSL4WqUws)
Extra History - World War I: The Seminal Tragedy - Chapter 2: One Fateful Day in June
 (http://youtu.be/kyCmh9G1fpo)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 13-09-2014, 19:09:31
So many inaccuracies I could puke
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: SiCaRiO on 13-09-2014, 21:09:03
enlight us?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-09-2014, 22:09:41
We all know it wasn't a ham sandwich, it was a Tuna and Mayo sandwich.

*throw up*
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 13-09-2014, 22:09:53
I would shoot a guy too if I had to eat a tuna & mayo sandwich.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 13-09-2014, 22:09:39
You have no idea how common that is here.....

Mayo and shrimp any better?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 14-09-2014, 00:09:59
I would shoot a guy too if I had to eat a tuna & mayo sandwich.
Protip: don't go to the UK and try to have "lunch" while at work, because that's most likely what you'll get, along with potato chips (the salty crispy kind, not the fish'n'chips kind) and a chocolate bar.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 14-09-2014, 00:09:00
Thanks, I think Im going to need that protip more than once in my lifetime.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Biiviz on 14-09-2014, 10:09:07
I would shoot a guy too if I had to eat a tuna & mayo sandwich.
Protip: don't go to the UK and try to have "lunch" while at work, because that's most likely what you'll get, along with potato chips (the salty crispy kind, not the fish'n'chips kind) and a chocolate bar.

Even in Norway they eat sandwiches for lunch. A hot lunch is apparently not that common, at least in workplaces. They eat a heavier breakfast instead.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 14-09-2014, 11:09:43
I can confirm this. Hot food is for dinner.

We bring our own food to the job and school. It consists of whole wheat bread with toppings. The most standard toppings is goat's cheese, jarlsberg cheese, salami or chopped liver.
 
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/230/230340/23034036/jpg/active/978x.jpg)
This is a classic Norwegian matpakke/niste ("packed lunch"). Matpakke was nominated as the third most typical Norwegian word after "Jah" (saying Ja/yes while breathing in), and dugnad (organized work in local communities without pay. "talkoot" in Finnish)

On-topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NX-HxX-A0
Perhaps my all time favorite youtube clip
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Post by: Kalkalash on 14-09-2014, 11:09:51
How can you go through the whole day with just bread? How long lunch breaks do you have in Norway (work/school)?
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 14-09-2014, 12:09:58
We eat dinner of course. I eat bread three times a day + dinner. Lunch breaks are 30 minutes. Often 45 in schools IIRC.
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Post by: Kelmola on 14-09-2014, 12:09:12
A workday for me is very hard to survive without a hearty warm lunch, especially since I tend to oversleep and miss the breakfast (though if not oversleeping too much, the office canteen at my current work has affordable breakfast for sale). Conversely, I rarely eat anything heavier than bread, yoghurt or fruits in the evening. Thankfully, I don't have to travel much in my current job anymore so I can indulge in this behaviour.

Yes, I am aware that in many countries it's customary to bring only light (often home-made) snacks to eat for "lunch" (even in Finland, people with families, who tend to cook dinner in the evening often do this), but at least baguettes, salads, home-prepare meals or microwave meals from nearest grocery store are acceptable alternatives to triangle sandwiches in most places. But it was in the UK where the sandwich absolutely drowning in mayo which itself was drowning in mayo did not seem to have an alternative (or maybe it was a local thing, a small town somewhere between Manchester and Liverpool). Never mind that the amount of mayo in those sandwiches was humoungous compared to triangle sandwiches almost anywhere.

A pleasantly surprising experience was that in China (where Western-style sandwiches are apparently not a thing) they served passable (all things considered) warm Chinese food for lunch at the factory canteen.
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Post by: Smiles on 14-09-2014, 14:09:17
I spend around 30 minutes a day preparing my food. It keeps surprising me how few people eat throughout the day. Living on 4 sandwiches, a banana and a candy bar....
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Post by: siben on 14-09-2014, 15:09:52
euhm, so am i abnormal for eating 2 slices of bread in the morning, a banana for lunch and then just a normal warm dinner?

Djeez you guys seem to eat a lot. I don't even eat lunch all the time. for example when i work nightshifs i live on 1 hot meal every day around 5PM and some fruit or yoghurt at 4AM

And by a hot meal i mean 1 normal sized plate, i don't go for seconds.

As typing this i can say that it has been 20 hours since my last meal, and no, i am not hungry nor do i feel weak. Its just what happens when i have to go from night into day rithim.

Something i never understood is that omg, i did not eat for 6 hours, i will faint soon, i have no energy, i cant work, i can't focus... I never ever had anything like that. Sure, i get hungry from time to time, and then i ignore it, drink some water and an hour later i already forgot i was hungry. And no, i am not anorexic, i am 183cm, 82kg.
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Post by: Kalkalash on 14-09-2014, 15:09:43
I don't eat that much either. Usually some bread in the morning, then proper warm lunch during the day and maybe another slice of bread in the evening. I can go pretty long periods without eating too (3 days is my current record), I just eat for the sake of eating (you know, to get that daily amount of energy). It's just that doing a day's work without eating anything proper in between seems abnormal to me.
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Post by: Harmonikater on 14-09-2014, 18:09:53
Metabolism can vary quite a bit. It's not at all strange to have these differences in heating habits.
It's just that most people tend to think that others have to be the same way.
Same with bowel movements. Between 3 times a week and 3 times a day is almost always completely healthy. But it's such a wide range and many can't contemplate being on a different frequency. (Well, that escalated quickly.)

So no, you're not abnormal.
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Post by: siben on 14-09-2014, 18:09:38
Yeah, I go launch my submarines about 6 times a week i think. so almost every day. Probably the way it is for most people. 3 out of 5 times it are perfect launches. Only needs 1 wipe to double check. Fuck yeah! a roll lasts a month easily here.

What a joke huh.
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Post by: NTH on 14-09-2014, 22:09:09
The pre-packed sandwhiches at Marks&Spencers are pretty ok in the UK.
The Netherlands is famous for it's "Broodje Kaas" (Brown sandwich with cheese) that must comes in a lunch-box with a colour that puts any self respecting rainbow unicorn to shame.
When I was in Germany with some Austrian colleagues they told it was quite normal to eat warm meals twice a day. During lunch I got served kartoffles and some kind of cabbage.
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-09-2014, 23:09:52
I have to admit, I have a thing for tuna+mayo sandwiches.  However, I hate mayonnaise.  If I was to make a sandwich for myself, currently I'd go for cheese, ham and mustard.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 15-09-2014, 02:09:15
mayo is only allowed with salami. it's delicious! Especially with hot chocolate! yumyumyum
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Post by: Zoologic on 15-09-2014, 05:09:41
My brother loves canned tuna-mayo so much, and he invented sauteed canned tuna-mayo in olive oil and garlic. I admit it improves the taste a lot.

Mayonnaise is probably Indonesia's contemporary traditional food. People here are like whores for Mayo, if you find a salad bar at low-end joint in-the-middle-of-nowhere, the main dressing: mayo! Mix with tomato sauce to create your own thousand island dressing, but no... most people go for Mayo. No French, Italian, Greek, Feta dressings. Japanese katsu (batter fry), karaage (deep fry), dipping sauce? Mayo! Cantonese dim-sum favourite: deep fried shrimp dumpling with mayonnaise sauce.

And then there is this stupid cheese craze. Pizza topping with cheese, pasta with cheese, aglio-olio with cheese! Sausage with cheese, fries with cheese melts. And it is all Cheddar or Parmesan (for garnish) or Edam (the worst legacy from colonial era). It is almost can be said that cheese is our traditional staple food. Maybe we are more influenced by US than Europe.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-09-2014, 15:09:17
Europeans love cheese much more than Americans in my experience.
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Post by: Biiviz on 15-09-2014, 15:09:25
Europeans love cheese much more than Americans in my experience.

Americans prefer cheese-like products.
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Post by: Zoologic on 15-09-2014, 16:09:03
I don't mind cheese, as long as there is a variety and the willingness to try them. In some local upper class hotel buffet, they have this wine & cheese festivals. The selection offers the finest European & American wine and cheese, yet no one palate the cheese section.

But everyone goes crazy when it is Mozzarella, Cheddar, and Parmesan.

Well, this is a list of popular restaurants around Jakarta:

http://klik-eat.com/?action=search&location=0&typefood=6&permit=-1&typeresto=-1&keyword=&searchtype=advanced&starts=

More than 75% of it sells this as an appetizer:
(http://117.102.249.127/inc/upload/images/restaurant/Island_creamery/italian-cheese.jpg)

Under the various name: cheese croquettes, cheese fries, fried cheese sticks, cheesy bites, cheese bites, fried mozzarella, sticky mozzarella, etc.

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Post by: Biiviz on 15-09-2014, 17:09:24
You should try Casu Marzu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg

Quote
Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from Sardinian language for "tear") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (0.3 in) long. When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not. The cheese, along with one of its Sardinian makers, Giovanni Gabbas, received attention on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. Zimmern described the taste of the cheese as "so ammoniated" that "...it scorches your tongue a bit." The cheese is known to leave an aftertaste for a duration of up to several hours.
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Post by: Turkish007 on 16-09-2014, 18:09:16
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10660371_873982202624181_7879144995341704146_n.jpg?oh=9ab97398bdbec854f70745fc6836a19d&oe=54C8F101&__gda__=1422536377_10b15592fb8b33c45ae157972e395c79)
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Post by: Eat Uranium on 18-09-2014, 00:09:50
(http://i.imgur.com/7GTcGDn.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/vtqvSaz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VYhdJz4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/k4hlL3Q.jpg)
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Post by: Capten_C on 18-09-2014, 13:09:08
Getting down to yodeling... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZY8qdCQovU
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-09-2014, 13:09:15
Now i have to think about this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
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Post by: Zoologic on 18-09-2014, 14:09:13
You should try Casu Marzu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg

Yes, saw that on Discovery Travel & Leisure (before it becomes TLC). Not interested in a potentially health-damaging exotic foods.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 18-09-2014, 16:09:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X-yIkXX3fA
I replayed 2:25 over 20 times...
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-09-2014, 19:09:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpgGw1y7La0

REMOVE NYAN
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Post by: siben on 18-09-2014, 21:09:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X-yIkXX3fA
I replayed 2:25 over 20 times...

Its even better with the 0.25 speed setting on youtube.

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Post by: Zoologic on 19-09-2014, 05:09:58
A scene from Lucy:

(https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/10629539_735318606535121_1398917616488785595_o.jpg)

I don't know how to read traditional Chinese characters.
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Post by: Kelmola on 19-09-2014, 08:09:23
That's about expected. Many Chinese/Japanese tattoos Westerners have also translate to either the menu of a street food stall or various obscenities. All too often, the exotic characters simply look cool to them so they don't bother to even find out what the text reads before marking themselves... forever. Though since they are usually chavs or white trash, nothing of value was lost.
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Post by: Zoologic on 19-09-2014, 08:09:43
Well, the scene was from a supermarket storage room, so it kinda make sense. As long as no one thinks that it is cool so they decided to tattoo themselves with those characters. A lot of people actually use clever phrase in Chinese characters like: "Meanie Death Poet."

But likewise:

(https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/1522773_732164110183904_6178603214294205538_o.png)

"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"All your base are belong to us"

I don't know whether that is intentional or not.  :D
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Post by: NTH on 19-09-2014, 10:09:31
Seems trustworthy if you are that honest about yourself.
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Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 19-09-2014, 14:09:13
Now i have to think about this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
oh my.. i have to confess, I saw that guy live once  ;D
Living in Bavaria, we had this rather large Beer fest here in my town until 1996 or so. Kind of like a small Munich Oktoberfest, it went a whole week, featured no entrance fee, live music from famous volks music bands and enormous amounts of bavarian beer :) Of course me and all friends from the area would hang out there and drink, even with music as horrific as the jodeling japanese Takeo Ischi in the background.
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Post by: Flippy Warbear on 19-09-2014, 20:09:57
Why Varusteleka is the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIAKFyzR9lw
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Post by: Turkish007 on 19-09-2014, 21:09:04
(http://bobiler.org/monte/2014/9/10/isid--mmi3czza.jpg)
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Post by: RommelBr on 19-09-2014, 21:09:43
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10422034_1514877068756591_4964560297231686481_n.jpg?oh=1d3d0e37263b8585f00b23d6b9fdd5cd&oe=548D4319&__gda__=1422665394_987d92455c34fbab0930ed4af6130b8a)
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Post by: Flippy Warbear on 19-09-2014, 21:09:52
Who leaked FH2 EF footage?
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Post by: Kubador on 20-09-2014, 01:09:35
(http://x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl/c3201142/comment_WFKxFws77vYPrkugBKGVLBSszU8pLN1M.gif)
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Post by: Zoologic on 20-09-2014, 05:09:45
T-34/76 vs Tiger I

They should teach this to Brad Pitt and his crew in Fury.
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Post by: Tuco on 22-09-2014, 04:09:06
T-34/76 vs Tiger I

They should teach this to Brad Pitt and his crew in Fury.

Brad's plot armor's too thick.
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Post by: LuckyOne on 22-09-2014, 12:09:50
Brad's plot armor's too thick.

That's putting it lightly. I went to the cinema the other day and they showed a trailer for Fury. When that Tiger round bounced off from a distance of like 50 m I just facepalmed so hard that my friends gave me some really weird looks. They're like, "so what it's just a movie". It's not "just a movie", it's typical Hollywood  propaganda about Uncle Sam kicking Nazi butt. That we have already seen a million times. Heck even "White Tiger" had a better historical vibe, and that film was entirely fictional!
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Post by: Zoologic on 22-09-2014, 13:09:33
Started in late-war scenario, the Germans still posed a threat and Yanks are in dire situation, 1 vs. 600 (or 300)! This is pretty much like Red Tails. Plain old contemporary nonsense about WW2. The greatest generation being portrayed as 2000-ish sanctimonious, privilege-conscious generation-Y.

Save for the Russians who did the bulk of the job, trapping 16 times the number of soldiers trapped in Falaise during Operation Bagration.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-09-2014, 13:09:47
Then again, alot of people would wanna see a movie where the mighty german master army wipes out the allied forces, with one panzer destroying 25 T34's!

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Post by: Torenico on 22-09-2014, 20:09:48
(http://i.imgur.com/poUotJJ.gif)
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Post by: Zoologic on 22-09-2014, 20:09:34
Flippy's worst nightmare.
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Post by: Kelmola on 22-09-2014, 22:09:04
The only good bug is a dead bug!
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Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 23-09-2014, 06:09:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9puHtVcU5o
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Post by: Biiviz on 24-09-2014, 12:09:37
(https://i.imgur.com/VOhC3jF.jpg)
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Post by: Dukat on 24-09-2014, 12:09:13
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BySEghXCEAEewH-.jpg)
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-09-2014, 15:09:55
somewhat related
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-29358986
A phone that can't call  :P
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 26-09-2014, 01:09:05
(http://i.imgur.com/GquMxZY.jpg)
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Post by: Kubador on 26-09-2014, 17:09:20
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/donkeys-reunited-at-polish-zoo-after-sex-scandal/2014/09/25/a7aaf60e-44ab-11e4-8042-aaff1640082e_story.html

-.-'
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Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 26-09-2014, 23:09:51
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/donkeys-reunited-at-polish-zoo-after-sex-scandal/2014/09/25/a7aaf60e-44ab-11e4-8042-aaff1640082e_story.html

-.-'
hm, it seems like we really need a facepalm smiley
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Post by: Yustax on 27-09-2014, 20:09:57
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10600574_781403795251039_2756272886488821982_n.jpg?oh=c8dabc4c82da1e3e08452f4bce47daba&oe=54C64254&__gda__=1418424556_5da436e896744e754fb1dcfe2726aee2)
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Post by: Torenico on 28-09-2014, 09:09:07
(http://i.imgur.com/VJCra.gif)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 28-09-2014, 14:09:36
(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/anXjdGB_700b_v1.jpg)
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Post by: Zoologic on 28-09-2014, 15:09:06
Alakazou and several Quebecois will disagree.
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-09-2014, 15:09:43
My new favorite thing in the internet. (http://youtu.be/bgmlATHyaAc)

Same main theme as above. (http://youtu.be/4oLjO9d9SZw)
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Post by: Wilhelm on 28-09-2014, 20:09:38
What is the ISIS song used in those videos?  When ignorant of what the (most likely) deranged lyrics and message of the song is, it is a really cool sounding song.

That is what I find most disturbing about ISIS...the combination of it's brutality and it's branding and "cool" factor that impressionable people become enraptured by.  :(
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 28-09-2014, 21:09:32
Its called Nasheed - Abshiroo somal
 (http://youtu.be/wYwkzmPxIcI)
some other ISIS songs https://nasheed.canopus.uberspace.de/MP3/

Cool factor... Watching them makes me itching more and more to join the US marines and hopefully be able to teach these assholes a lesson...


...or die trying.
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Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 28-09-2014, 22:09:59
Alakazou and several Quebecois will disagree.
I also disagree, i hate them for their annual seal torture
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 29-09-2014, 00:09:33
Isn't "hate" a bit too strong a word?

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/554505/81303405.jpg)
(Can somebody explain "venue flooded"?)
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Post by: Torenico on 29-09-2014, 01:09:50
Switzerland was also cancelled.
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Post by: Dukat on 29-09-2014, 02:09:32
When the war broke out the dutch flooded certain areas to prevent the germans from invading.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Mobilisatie_1939_Dutch_soldiers_on_guard.jpg/436px-Mobilisatie_1939_Dutch_soldiers_on_guard.jpg)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 29-09-2014, 10:09:41
nasty dutch people, stealing our WW1 tactic we used in Ypres!
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Post by: Zoologic on 29-09-2014, 15:09:15
Your tactic really?

Quote
Before the First World War started, the young Wilhelmina visited the powerful German Emperor Wilhelm II. The Emperor thought he could impress the queen of a relatively small country by telling her, "my guards are seven feet tall and yours are only shoulder-high to them." Wilhelmina smiled politely and replied, "Quite true, Your Majesty, your guards are seven feet tall. But when we open our dikes, the water is ten feet deep!"

Too bad she missed us after WW2.
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Post by: Sander93 on 29-09-2014, 17:09:11
nasty dutch people, stealing our WW1 tactic we used in Ypres!

That tactic is as old as 1672, although I can't say for sure it was the Dutch themselves that came up with the concept, although it is likely.
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oude_Hollandse_Waterlinie
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Post by: Kubador on 29-09-2014, 17:09:59
(http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2014-09-25-Vaccine.png)
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Post by: Musti on 29-09-2014, 18:09:20
How to fix iFlex 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AYo72E7ZMHM
It's pretty cool, actually :D
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Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 29-09-2014, 22:09:41
More spoof Allah akbarism (http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/5310908+_10c2d767a80703c92eb28a3f796583f3.webm?download)
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Post by: Torenico on 01-10-2014, 01:10:30
(http://k31.kn3.net/taringa/2/2/0/0/2/6/5/xxevilxx/B2E.jpg)


Jumping Spiders are super cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc

look at it :3
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-10-2014, 01:10:08
I would have killed it until it wouldn't be anymore left to kill.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 01-10-2014, 02:10:14
Well I bet you would enjoy getting swarmed by Mosquitos and other insects.

Spiderbro best spider.

I had fear for Spiders, not anymore, I understand they can be very usefull. In fact, I have one of those long-legs here in my room, she already caught a mosquito. Good job, good job indeed.

I simply do not understand those who just have fear for spiders and would kill them right away, as if they would attempt to murder you once you let your guard down. Well guess what, even the biggest spider out there is afraid of humans.
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Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 01-10-2014, 03:10:27
Well I bet you would enjoy getting swarmed by Mosquitos and other insects.

Spiderbro best spider.

I had fear for Spiders, not anymore, I understand they can be very usefull. In fact, I have one of those long-legs here in my room, she already caught a mosquito. Good job, good job indeed.

I simply do not understand those who just have fear for spiders and would kill them right away, as if they would attempt to murder you once you let your guard down. Well guess what, even the biggest spider out there is afraid of humans.

for me its not so much the spider, as i hate those f*&)ing webs they stream over everything, even if you have just walked there a few minutes ago... or all over my vehicles that im working on....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 01-10-2014, 03:10:58
Well I bet you would enjoy getting swarmed by Mosquitos and other insects.

Spiderbro best spider.

I had fear for Spiders, not anymore, I understand they can be very usefull. In fact, I have one of those long-legs here in my room, she already caught a mosquito. Good job, good job indeed.

I simply do not understand those who just have fear for spiders and would kill them right away, as if they would attempt to murder you once you let your guard down. Well guess what, even the biggest spider out there is afraid of humans.
I have never understood fear of spiders.  You are 8000x larger than they are, the chances of ever being harmed by one are ridiculously small.  The fear is certainly engrained by society and not biology. I like spiders, both because I am a contrarian but also because they are our bros like you said.  Spiders just want to chill and eat the bugs that are a nuisance.

Also: look at this momma spider and baby spider.
(http://i.imgur.com/5JOqNQ2.jpg)
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Post by: Kubador on 01-10-2014, 05:10:46
Spiders are cool and I always welcome one in my house. Unless...

(http://hw1.pa-cdn.com/camp/assets/img/katie/comics/067_earwig2.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 01-10-2014, 12:10:26
Well I bet you would enjoy getting swarmed by Mosquitos and other insects.

Spiderbro best spider.

I had fear for Spiders, not anymore, I understand they can be very usefull. In fact, I have one of those long-legs here in my room, she already caught a mosquito. Good job, good job indeed.

I simply do not understand those who just have fear for spiders and would kill them right away, as if they would attempt to murder you once you let your guard down. Well guess what, even the biggest spider out there is afraid of humans.
I have never understood fear of spiders.  You are 8000x larger than they are, the chances of ever being harmed by one are ridiculously small.  The fear is certainly engrained by society and not biology. I like spiders, both because I am a contrarian but also because they are our bros like you said.  Spiders just want to chill and eat the bugs that are a nuisance.

Also: look at this momma spider and baby spider.
(http://i.imgur.com/5JOqNQ2.jpg)

Today in the paper, guy in Dublin gets bitten by a spider. He would not have lived without medical help.
Sure, harmless. Spiders do kill people every year. I think you can put them in the same fatality range as snakes, sharks, crocodiles. a dozen or so per year. Mostly due to allergic reaction i would say.

you people fail the understand that size means nothing. I can give you a barely visible amount of this awesome liquid and you die in hours.  Example? take this little substance.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulinum_toxin


Found some info in a site, could be legit. Only for us though, so when including all the jungle countries you can probably put the total amount to 500 per year.
(http://www.venomousspiders.net/pictures/annual-fatalities-by-animals.jpg)


Article in dutch:
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/33/Fit-Gezond/article/detail/2072228/2014/10/01/Beet-van-gifspin-bezorgt-man-hartaanval.dhtml

Information on the spider that bit him:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatoda_nobilis

Anyway, spiders kill, so get them out of your house. when i see one in my house it dies. Just like any other animal.

If instead of a spider it was a 30cm long non venomous snake in your house, would you also let it crawl around? it kills small rodents you know, super good. and completely harmless to you. So why remove it, right?

Also, spider bites hurt like hell, they give me this 2cm across hard swollen skin that lasts for more then a week, super annoying.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 01-10-2014, 14:10:37
Do you refuse to ever go into the ocean because of sharks?  Are you scared of dogs, which kill more people than spiders per year?  Or horribly murderous primates?  I am sure mosquitoes kill hundreds of thousands of people per yer, and if spiders were not around they would kill millions.

Size is a factor - spiders bite out of self defence.  They are not maniacal creatures that lurk around plotting to bite humans, they bite people because they are tiny creatures who occasional try and defend themselves against giant things trying to kill them.

It's irrational to be frightened of things that will almost certainly never have any impact on your life.

Also, people in other places eat spiders and bugs and the like, clearly they do not have any societal taboo on spiders.  For some reason the western world turns to pussies when confronted with them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 01-10-2014, 15:10:27
Do you refuse to ever go into the ocean because of sharks?  Are you scared of dogs, which kill more people than spiders per year?  Or horribly murderous primates?  I am sure mosquitoes kill hundreds of thousands of people per yer, and if spiders were not around they would kill millions.

Size is a factor - spiders bite out of self defence.  They are not maniacal creatures that lurk around plotting to bite humans, they bite people because they are tiny creatures who occasional try and defend themselves against giant things trying to kill them.

It's irrational to be frightened of things that will almost certainly never have any impact on your life.

Also, people in other places eat spiders and bugs and the like, clearly they do not have any societal taboo on spiders.  For some reason the western world turns to pussies when confronted with them.

I never swam in an ocean. Yes, i don't like those big loud dogs that jump aggressively against the fence when you walk past. well trained dogs are fine. Other people i mistrust the most, some are really creepy. when a other human has a big knife in his hand i always feel fear. Strange huh but that is me. I dont have that when they have a firearm in the shooting club, but outside of there i sepose i would feel the same fear then if it is a stranger.

Mosquitoes are the most lethal animal in the world, try tens of millions as reference, well, not themselves but the things they spread are. Yes i don't like them, yes i have repellent for them in my house and yes i have nets at the windows. I also take special medication if i go to an area where they spread dangerous diseases. You are a retard if you don't.

No, big animals you can avoid, when i take my jacket, sit in sofa, sit in grass i can accidentally come to close to a spider causing it to attack me. You have no control most of the times about that. You don't see the spider, but it sees you and attacks you because it feels threatened. in other words, it attacks you when you dont expect it. based on a misunderstanding.

true, some maniac killing 300 people by shooting down a passenger jet don't trigger an emotion, i don't fly, most people i know don't fly so for all i care they can shoot one down every day, what is the chance it will fall ontop of me right? /sarcasm
But to be honest, i agree, no point being scared of things that statisticaly are super unlikely to happen. but you cant always control deep emotion. sometimes a feeling is just there and is very hard to ignore even though you mind tells you it is fine. example, when you know you are at a safe distance of burning oil, and you know they will add water to it as a demonstration causing a really big flame. Well, when they do 99% of people will take a step back even though they know they are safe. Its just something hardwired into the brain.

There is a difference between fear and over reaction. I dislike spiders, i will kill them, but i wont freak out when i see one. i take a tissue and crush it between my fingers.
I like eating snails. I don't like touching slimy snails. See the difference?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-10-2014, 17:10:02
Well I bet you would enjoy getting swarmed by Mosquitos and other insects.

Spiderbro best spider.

I can handle Norwegian spiders just fine. They're small and hairless. No stress. Those big "exotic" things however. Yuck.

Swallows mostly takes care of the mosquito. We have over 50 swallows chilling in our barn in the summer. Shits down everything, but Beautiful to look at.

First confirmed audio recording of Satan!
http://youtu.be/ZR6-u8OIJTE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-10-2014, 18:10:19
Well, I don't like animals who trudge into forbidden territory and then claimed that they are being threatened by us. I know it is innocent, and we the stronger, the more sentient beings should protect them, but sometimes I'm too lazy to listen to my conscience and just squish the poor bug most of the times. At least I don't toy around by cutting their legs or drown them...I give them honourable and quite hell-of-a-death.

It is like porn actress going to religious site wearing the most obnoxious clothing and then claimed that they were prosecuted against. The spiders were born like that, but the decision to dress for attention is clearly not something that you are born with, even if you are affixed to be sexy all of the time.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 01-10-2014, 19:10:42
I have a phobia for those fuckers, they don't really scare me (as in I wouldn't run away screaming) but the 8 legs thing really grosses me out for some reason. I can not explain why, I just find them disgusting.

When I see one in my house it either dies a squashy death or when I'm having a good day I'll catch it under a glass and throw it outside.


Last time I tried to kill one it was some kind of ninja spider, he was climbing the wall under my desk when I noticed him. I turned my chair around and reached for a shoe when the guy saw me and realised what was going to happen, and just when I tried to squash him he dropped himself down cleverly evading the impact. He tried to run away zig-zagging and even made me miss a second attempt. Third one he couldn't avoid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-10-2014, 19:10:26
Only things i really enjoy killing are Cockroaches and mosquitoes. Mosquitoes only because of the annoyance factor. If they would simply drink my blood and fuck off i wouldn't mind, but these assholes just have to come to your ear and wake you up. Cockroaches just because i feel are nasty fuckers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Graf_Radetzky(CZ) on 02-10-2014, 10:10:37
As the FH2 we are, we come back round to WWII.
(http://food.iwm.org.uk/wp-content/gallery/eph_c_agric_allot_06_000771_4_8/Eph_C_Agric_Allot_06_000771_4_6.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-10-2014, 10:10:18
Here's a treat to Dutch people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwxE7Ky5hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZNuwAK-dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_PiH1791s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jv6sX94rf0

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 02-10-2014, 22:10:03
I am trying to wrap my head around this. It is on Norwegian TV, but it is in Dutch synchronised. Do you have any clue what he is talking about? I can understand it.
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-10-2014, 23:10:49
No, I havent a clue.

It's maybe hard to see why I and many other find it hilarious. For me at least it's the apparent strange mixes of languages that Dutch sounds to Norwegians. It's like Danish, Norwegian, German, English with a microscopic touch of Finnish. Combine this with a two meter long rockabilly who plays in bands like "The Cumshots", "Hurra Torpedo" and "Mongo Ninja" that wears strange foods on his foots and head while dancing. Its absurdy has some lines to Monty Pythons Fish slapping dance.

Ashinå lestå menu ennåt hollanshorn KARLSBORST. Da tenken bei yourself "no KARLSBORST". Nu mer. Mastatånos busste dufoo! TJAHA!

Skipperen maken overvaren ja å nej. Mutig gan ok ja betalen ja å nej!
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Post by: Fuchs on 03-10-2014, 13:10:22
I saw the first one before but I'm still utterly confused.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 03-10-2014, 16:10:26
I don´t like spiders either. It´s not the fear of being attacked or bitten by them, but some basic instinct as siben stated. I usually kill them: Up to a size of 3cm (including legs) i can touch them or snip them away. If they are bigger than that I can only crush them with my foot.

My biggest enemy is the Wolf spider. Those give me the creeps.

I don´t show mercy with something that kills insects on the most cruel way possible. Trapping them in a net, poisoning and cocooning them. I kill them quick though.

(http://images.fotocommunity.de/bilder/wildlife/spinnen/wolfsspinne-ab3f628f-d5b7-4027-8096-c23f2f20a35f.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 03-10-2014, 17:10:37
There is a spider sitting in the corner over my bed as we speak. I think of it as a pet :D
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Post by: RAnDOOm on 03-10-2014, 17:10:16
There is a spider sitting in the corner over my bed as we speak. I think of it as a pet :D

I have a few of those in my beach house. I give them names and can actually recognize some from time to time.

 ;)
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Post by: Biiviz on 03-10-2014, 18:10:43
I miss ol' Spidey. He used to show up on late evenings and sit around in the spotlight from a lamp because the wall got a little warmer there. He's probably dead now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 04-10-2014, 14:10:10
There's something majestic about mig29.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nraj7UGPpHQ

and god be praised

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=712_1412213063
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Post by: Wilhelm on 04-10-2014, 16:10:31

and god be praised

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=712_1412213063

LMAO!  ;D
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Post by: Zoologic on 04-10-2014, 17:10:32
There's something majestic about mig29.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nraj7UGPpHQ

MiG-29 is the most beautiful incarnation of Russian 4th generation fighters. Unlike the overrated Su-27, which looks better, the MiG-29 is more agile, nimble, and better dogfighter. It has huge oversized engine with the body of sleek Russian aerodynamics (engines at the bottom of planeform), yet the whole package is small enough just to look very graceful.

The only downside is the range. The plane was build around its fuel tank, so, it has no other space than the back of the cockpit. The wing is so critical and thin, it cannot hold fuel inside it, and hardpoints are maxed at 3 each. Avionics suit is very limited that in the latest incarnation of it (MiG-35) has to add spaces by making a big hump on its back to stuff in more equipments. Then there is the smoky Klimov RD-33 (and even in its K version), not a good thing in a dogfight. But that is also the gem of this plane. This is basically a Lotus Elise with old fashioned GM LS engine... a light weight torquey hot rod with agility.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 05-10-2014, 08:10:01
This is me whem i´m really bored in most games...
(http://i.minus.com/ipqwnwSNmMlyx.gif)

(but I don't like being recognized this way, being a Brazilian)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-10-2014, 04:10:49
The leader behind #gamergate is based Tyrone. (http://youtu.be/dUrG3JsWxYs)  


I love that guy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 08-10-2014, 20:10:36
http://youtu.be/izh-j8KUYjs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 08-10-2014, 20:10:24
There's something majestic about mig29.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nraj7UGPpHQ

MiG-29 is the most beautiful incarnation of Russian 4th generation fighters. Unlike the overrated Su-27, which looks better, the MiG-29 is more agile, nimble, and better dogfighter. It has huge oversized engine with the body of sleek Russian aerodynamics (engines at the bottom of planeform), yet the whole package is small enough just to look very graceful.

The only downside is the range. The plane was build around its fuel tank, so, it has no other space than the back of the cockpit. The wing is so critical and thin, it cannot hold fuel inside it, and hardpoints are maxed at 3 each. Avionics suit is very limited that in the latest incarnation of it (MiG-35) has to add spaces by making a big hump on its back to stuff in more equipments. Then there is the smoky Klimov RD-33 (and even in its K version), not a good thing in a dogfight. But that is also the gem of this plane. This is basically a Lotus Elise with old fashioned GM LS engine... a light weight torquey hot rod with agility.
I saw the polish airforce MIG 29's this Belgian air force days airshow. They attracted alot of attention and their display was magnificent. Its a highly underrated aircraft and its quite respected by US F15 pilots i spoke with that day

And for the lols

(http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/areo5p6_700b_v1.jpg)
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Post by: Torenico on 09-10-2014, 07:10:53
(http://i.imgur.com/fCaemHq.jpg)
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Post by: Kubador on 09-10-2014, 15:10:50
some cool art

http://jakubrozalski.artstation.com/

and "you gotta be kidding me"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKSnQ3Ae_ts
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Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-10-2014, 00:10:12
New smash looks bretty good
http://youtu.be/NJUMWg6zNWI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-10-2014, 02:10:37
I saw the polish airforce MIG 29's this Belgian air force days airshow. They attracted alot of attention and their display was magnificent. Its a highly underrated aircraft and its quite respected by US F15 pilots i spoke with that day

Dog fight capability wise, yes, it is as "pure" as F-15s. Yeah, F-16 can pull more than 9Gs, so does F/A-18s. But for turning radius, climb/dive performance, optimum maneuvering speed band, F-15 is the clear candidate for the knife fighting. Gun fight? F-15 also have more capable sight, this is the only department where MiG-29 lacks IMO.

Anyway, please add "Ebola" to your banned words list during flight trip. Unless it is real, like terrorism, hijack, and bomb.

http://flightclub.jalopnik.com/heres-what-happens-if-youre-on-a-plane-and-they-think-y-1644494804/+travis
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Post by: Dukat on 10-10-2014, 12:10:16
I find it remarkable, that absolutely everybody in that airplane seems to have a smartphone. And I find it funy that everybody is pulling it out, recording a video.

Now, once they have recorded that video, what is it good for? Obviously the press is fine with showing a single video of those uploaded. No need for 200 different versions.

So, what else is the purpose of recording this? What makes this situation that great, that people do not want to forget about it? (obviously)

It all reminds me of japanese tourists who tend to spend their deserved holidays operating a videocamera like it is actually a job they get paid for.

(http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/11227/wm/pd3067292.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-10-2014, 14:10:36
It's like people who film entire concerts.  Put down your damn phone and just enjoy it while you're there.  Are you ever really going to watch a video of a concert you went to on your phone again?  Same with shitty vacation photography.  either take actual good pictures or of things that are very important, you don't have to document everything in your life because you will never look at it ever again.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-10-2014, 16:10:35
Guys we live in the information age which is guided by one simple rule:

PIC OR IT DID NOT HAPPEN.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 10-10-2014, 16:10:52
Pics are fine, but we are talking about video here. Nobody watches family vacation video anymore nowadays, when ticket to 10,000 km away is just around $1.000,00.

About Asian tourists: basically, during the difficult era, which is so romanticized by our parents and old guys, people who are very fortunate to be able to travel abroad like to share it with their poor fellows back home. Now it has become a habit, despite no one gives a shit like when you photograph some fish and chips from Blackpool street vendors.

Why they love to excuse themselves on bygone difficult era? Because that probably is the only bragging rights they earn, being born to post-war Japan/Korea/China/Indonesia/Vietnam.

Teenagers from first world-ers on the other hand, they want it for social media status and prestige. More views, more comments, more followers, more attention.
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Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 10-10-2014, 17:10:22
Indian tourists are the best because they use gigantic iPads as cameras.
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Post by: Turkish007 on 11-10-2014, 17:10:02
Clown murderer prank goes wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0iHuVNyjc&index=1&list=FL8jchxiANaGIxWLjf0BGjUw

Love how the gang reacts at the end  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-10-2014, 15:10:43
http://new2.fjcdn.com/movies/9e/1f/9e1ffd_5317555.webm?download

Watching porn for the plot.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-10-2014, 13:10:51
(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1413139871026.png)

(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1413151771663.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 14-10-2014, 22:10:56
Unusual hoards
(http://i.imgur.com/KyWSE57.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GrojoXt.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/iYO89ti.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0eXHZU0.png)
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Post by: Dukat on 16-10-2014, 01:10:07
"Oh, it's only a fire engine. It can wait." (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bcf_1413331260)
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-10-2014, 10:10:04
(http://i.imgur.com/PJCbTDG.png)
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Post by: Zoologic on 16-10-2014, 15:10:30
To think that they would pull such stunt on Serbian grounds, baffling!

Must have balls of metals. But then again, Belgium could not pull out such things.
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Post by: Smiles on 16-10-2014, 16:10:24
(http://i.imgur.com/gxGn90X.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 17-10-2014, 00:10:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R41icNWltSo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-10-2014, 01:10:03
(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1413242318632.png)

(http://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1413468431231.jpg)
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Post by: Torenico on 17-10-2014, 20:10:59
(http://i.imgur.com/n62HkRt.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 21-10-2014, 19:10:22
now in HD

http://youtu.be/ArQe1jBTAEg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 22-10-2014, 04:10:20
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d33_1413495204

What a newb.
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Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 22-10-2014, 15:10:16
http://weaponsman.com/?p=18511

A flying condition FW-190 finds a penny.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 22-10-2014, 15:10:25
http://weaponsman.com/?p=18511

A flying condition FW-190 finds a penny.
Some things never change.
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Post by: Kelmola on 22-10-2014, 21:10:11
Mods, why did you have to remove Damaso's return? My popcorns were already in the microwave!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 22-10-2014, 23:10:07
Mods, why did you have to remove Damaso's return? My popcorns were already in the microwave!
I saw that. If it was indeed a troll, it was a really good one. The attitude ("I´m like Leonardi di Caprio") and the spelling mistakes were... marvelous.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: GooGeL on 23-10-2014, 03:10:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d93IUvRZTc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 25-10-2014, 02:10:12
Found this. Looks pretty cool.

NVIDIA TurfEffects (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLVa0NOFdwM)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 25-10-2014, 14:10:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcbTyQzHADU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcbTyQzHADU)

A Really innocent prank-call
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 26-10-2014, 02:10:47
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5224/bonvisturmtruppen.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 26-10-2014, 02:10:04
(http://24slike.com/upload/1383226092.gif)

BEST GIF EVER!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-10-2014, 03:10:59
It's a clip originally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmXGEplvPuY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 27-10-2014, 17:10:53
https://robohash.org/

this is me
(http://robohash.org/Kubador)

this is Theta
(http://robohash.org/Theta)

and this is our lord Damaso
(http://robohash.org/Damaso)

P.S. Type in "Flippy"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-10-2014, 17:10:57
...Hell i look fancy!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 27-10-2014, 18:10:35
Aaw yeah:
(http://robohash.org/Kalkalash)

Goes perfectly with my WoT avatar ;D:
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa215/Niko2-0/WoT/pink_kal.png~original) (http://s203.photobucket.com/user/Niko2-0/media/WoT/pink_kal.png.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 27-10-2014, 21:10:36
(https://robohash.org/LuckyOne)

Well that's pretty much how I imagined myself in robotic form...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-10-2014, 01:10:43
(http://robohash.org/Dukat?)
Well then, say hello to the new me. Me thinks I look like a hipster.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 28-10-2014, 01:10:48
(http://robohash.org/Ts4EVER)

I look like a slightly surprised dick.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Battlefieldfan45 (CroPanzer) on 28-10-2014, 18:10:55
I look "special"
(https://robohash.org/BfFan45)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 28-10-2014, 21:10:41
I have mixed feelings...
(http://robohash.org/Roughbeak)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 28-10-2014, 22:10:33
Lead-based supersoaker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7APkILrOs


One of my sexual fantasies is that it get's implemented as an alternative loadout on the assault or engie kit on some maps. (or at least spawns more places)

Another fantasy is ridiculously high rpm slam fire as alternative fire when you absolutely positively have to miss every mother fucker in the room  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 28-10-2014, 22:10:52
WTF AM I LOOKING AT
(http://robohash.org/Kelmola)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 29-10-2014, 00:10:21
WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

(https://robohash.org/Torenico)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 30-10-2014, 00:10:43
(http://i.imgur.com/gqY6kr7.png)

truth
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-10-2014, 20:10:02
(http://robohash.org/Eat%20Uranium)
This is surprisingly accurate.

Also, my alter ego:
(http://robohash.org/Muinaru)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-10-2014, 15:10:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfo1rjHUrKc
Aaah zhe german scenes from scrubs!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-11-2014, 02:11:08
http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/stunning-star-wars-concept-art-ralph-mcquarrie
Original Star Wars concept art.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Steel_Lion_FIN on 01-11-2014, 20:11:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrlfjiZO2dc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrlfjiZO2dc)

Best movie 2014, 10/10
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 04-11-2014, 23:11:16
Was this posted yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMnURHXFhuE ?

It's a short film filmed in first-person. Pretty great.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-11-2014, 12:11:00
^^ That was funny.

This looks amazing as well:

 Grand Theft Auto V: First Person Experience (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFmRN0oadI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-11-2014, 20:11:16
(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1378109_720544468029383_8208928347498065329_n.jpg?oh=60e2a8b41a41eb24fd6669024de7b1ce&oe=54DD15AA)

"Do you want to know how i got these scars? Stds... I ate out a prostitute :/"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 05-11-2014, 20:11:11
His idiocy liveth forever more.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 06-11-2014, 16:11:33
(http://www.german-architecture.info/010-Brandenburger_Tor_Nazis_Postcard.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1wD2RxIMAAnZTw.jpg)
I feel like advertising with large red hanging flags in Berlin is not the brightest thing to do..  :o
But well, it´s a bank. I guess common sense can not be expected there.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 06-11-2014, 16:11:00
Can't deny Nazi marketing machine was light-years ahead.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-11-2014, 05:11:31
Telling people what or what not to do with corporal punishment as consequence is a path to Nazism itself.

First, ban the Hindu/Buddhism Swastika symbol, then ban the red banner, next?

Thanks Germany for ruining the Swastika forever. Now, hold your horses and prevent yourself from repeating the same mistake.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: DLFReporter on 07-11-2014, 08:11:18
No problemo. You can repay us.
Just open up a Lederhosen Party in Indonesia with a this logo: (http://www11.pic-upload.de/thumb/07.11.14/d4smw67a4v7.png)

Then push yourself to power and start mass murdering some ethnic minority and then start a new world war.

Bavarians and others will hate you then. ^^
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 07-11-2014, 11:11:35
Is it ok if I just start a cyber world war, it is bad for the environment, actual World wars.
So first order of business is to delete al Twitter posting, formus post, etc of ethnic minorities on the Internet. Where can I find them  ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 07-11-2014, 17:11:23
I already got my personal ambition to make the whole world adopt the British spelling and pronunciation.

For yours, well you got this person:

(http://static.republika.co.id/uploads/images/detailnews/the-third-indonesian-president-bj-habibie-file-photo-_121212204837-833.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY90qIX5wkc

Want an archipelago as your new lebensraum?
Consider:
Near-fanatic German bias, our third president, and educated in Aachen. Perfect candidate to help you start your world domination here.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-11-2014, 01:11:38
I kinda lol'd about this:

http://insecam.com

Quote
Sometimes administrator (possible you too) forgets to change default password like 'admin:admin' or 'admin:12345' on security surveillance system, online camera or DVR. Such online cameras are available for all internet users. Here you can see thousands of such cameras located in a cafes, shops, malls, industrial objects and bedrooms of all countries of the world. To browse cameras just select the country or camera type.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 08-11-2014, 08:11:46
http://www.si.com/nhl/2014/11/05/you-cant-be-nazi-and-coach-kids-hockey
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 08-11-2014, 10:11:41
Iron sky 2 trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLaf5qj8cs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-11-2014, 13:11:30
http://youtu.be/cM_sAxrAu7Q

Giving second life to floppy drives.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 10-11-2014, 22:11:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhHre38QeZI

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FatJoe on 11-11-2014, 11:11:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

Best thing I've seen with Shia LaBeouf, ever..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: radiosmersh on 11-11-2014, 13:11:04
http://youtu.be/cM_sAxrAu7Q

Giving second life to floppy drives.
As well as printers, oscilloscopes, scanners and TV's:
http://vimeo.com/1109226
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-11-2014, 16:11:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXZDtTyafV4

cheap meds
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 13-11-2014, 13:11:24
(http://i.imgur.com/TkSrRBK.png)

Hope this isn't too offensive to anyone...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-11-2014, 13:11:26
^lol



http://youtu.be/0lxMKtW8fwQ

The voice of our times.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 13-11-2014, 21:11:50
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10636131_960537260628276_4577084073400780102_n.jpg?oh=883038d416be736bc1a43f65025c3157&oe=551F6E98)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-11-2014, 12:11:51
(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-776994-galleryV9-vfsk.jpg)
^^ Lately in germany: 2 girls spray themselves with deodorant, then light a cigarette. ::)


Chine : un cargo renverse 30 containers dans le port de Shanghai... les images de l'accident (http://www.wat.tv/video/chine-cargo-renverse-30-containers-73sv7_2exyh_.html)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 14-11-2014, 17:11:03
^ Wow I guess they win the Darwin award this year...

And about that container accident... That's gonna be a lot of pissed off Apple customers when they find out their new iPhones are on the bottom of East China Sea :P.

http://m.tickld.com/x/actual-exchanges-between-pilots-and-control-towers

Gotta love those air traffic controllers...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RAnDOOm on 16-11-2014, 19:11:22
WTF did i just found....  The Post of the Year ?

Internet is strange. Was surfing on Facebook and i saw a post of a known Portuguese comediant and then i saw Damaso name on the comments poiting towards this video.

Your favourite character Damaso apparently used Chatroulette 2 years ago.

The girl in the video is not real i guess, its just someone ( probably a group trying to bait people ) that is pretending and faking it with a overlay video on chatroulette.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7PSJ48Qwqk

In the end. He resisted and didnt show anything. Props to the kid.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 16-11-2014, 19:11:30
Call NASA...



Tell them to find my sides cause they are in orbit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 16-11-2014, 20:11:42
"This video is not available in your country."     sonofabitch....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 16-11-2014, 20:11:29
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10368264_744562262305280_8692039494504641105_n.jpg?oh=cf26b7656838d7049e4b89f7a5a12e74&oe=54E0FAB0&__gda__=1424354824_68e8e7755f9e3853ed073855418db4cd)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1452210_706881492759356_1035185301223357850_n.jpg?oh=32026b6ea2395711507175cfd60fda6d&oe=54E8E9C0&__gda__=1424528784_590d2c9b006bd91c5d829b7d770cc20f)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 17-11-2014, 10:11:02
Somewhat this could be FH2 related if it was made two years ago
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-KMxrmN3/0/1050x10000/i-KMxrmN3-1050x10000.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 21-11-2014, 08:11:30
"fockin beaver always droppin prone"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-11-2014, 01:11:57
Grannies smoking weed. Too funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nenE0YxBl80

Actually I believe the lady on left isn't as unexpirienced as she pretends to be.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 22-11-2014, 06:11:23
Not exactly funny but I found it on the internet. :P

This is truly some great game advertising.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0)

I have no interest in EVE online but I wanna play it now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 22-11-2014, 18:11:18
http://youtu.be/9If7hE3evy0

Sometimes I wonder how ugly LOTR would have been if it was made in the '80s. (yes, I know of the cartoon)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 24-11-2014, 21:11:38
(http://i.imgur.com/59Zw52S.jpg)

Flippy at home.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 24-11-2014, 22:11:49
^ Are his roomates pot opium addicts?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: RommelBr on 25-11-2014, 01:11:48
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/1509064_967504326611664_5662322340840022524_n.jpg?oh=1f1feec22e450bd90cda4330e892cb32&oe=550DBF73)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 25-11-2014, 03:11:36
Virtual tour of the death camps.
http://panorama.auschwitz.org
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-11-2014, 11:11:07
bit unfortunate forum title to post it under, but very interesting site. thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 25-11-2014, 21:11:48
(http://www.bobiler.org/monte/2014/11/20/best_rapper_ever--160263.jpg?23.11.2014%2020:34:50)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 25-11-2014, 22:11:35
This is truly some great game advertising.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0)

I have no interest in EVE online but I wanna play it now.
Nothing to add 8)
http://youtu.be/9If7hE3evy0

Sometimes I wonder how ugly LOTR would have been if it was made in the '80s. (yes, I know of the cartoon)
Naah, that's what Game of Thrones would have been like had it been made in the 80's (yes, 1996 and beyond, but bearing in mind that Gurm was a screenwriter at the time).

This is then what LOTR would have actually looked like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emF-m9qnF5o

Why? A quick recap, John Boorman actually tried to get LOTR filmed in the 1970's, failing. The preproduction, concept art, props, already scouted locations, etc. were not thrown to waste however but used to make another fantasy movie instead. The story treatment can be found in teh interwebz (or could a few years back), once you get past the shock (due to the unfaithfulness to the text, if not spirit), it actually reads as an interesting take on the story and has several novel (if purist-rage-inducing) ideas, alongside with some heavy-handed symbolism (but that's Boorman FOR YOU).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 26-11-2014, 14:11:50
Not the smartest criminal.. (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fef_1416938396)

Dumbass Robber (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yFpiOz1vHg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 26-11-2014, 17:11:04
Epic Rap Battles of History started strong this season!

Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters (http://youtu.be/w0pnTm-KK9k?list=PL96675BDF95286773)
Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet (http://youtu.be/NV7xJ73_eeM)

...BEGIN!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-11-2014, 20:11:19
Liked their latest one. Mixed feelings about the Lego usage though  :-\
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 27-11-2014, 01:11:24
Postcards from Pripyat, Chernobyl (http://vimeo.com/112681885)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 27-11-2014, 03:11:05
Liked their latest one. Mixed feelings about the Lego usage though  :-\

That lego was fuckin' awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLp5hlyrtnE#t=220
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Cory the Otter on 27-11-2014, 15:11:41
http://diply.com/trendyjoe/website-inserts-images-from-star-wars-into-important-historical-photos/60845
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 27-11-2014, 15:11:11
(http://www.notaboutthenumbers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Exam-F-grade-480x198.jpg)
 http://youtu.be/V4UfAL9f74I and i get an F
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-11-2014, 01:11:50
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1012153798798714 (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1012153798798714)
Quote
An Iranian woman protests against 'oppressive' laws for women by breaking two of them as she dances in public on Tehran's subway without a veil covering her hair
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 28-11-2014, 23:11:18
(http://i.imgur.com/jsDQVYS.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 29-11-2014, 22:11:00
Call the Police!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzuC8B46N_w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 30-11-2014, 02:11:33
Now this is what Battlefield is all about!  BF4 log kill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFXw3nJIy7c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 30-11-2014, 09:11:31
Now this is what Battlefield is all about!  BF4 log kill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFXw3nJIy7c
Dayumn! Fun idea :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-12-2014, 13:12:58
Meanwhile in canada:
http://rt.com/news/210619-canada-family-corpse-ressurection/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 02-12-2014, 17:12:15
(http://i.imgur.com/YSc4QX6.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 04-12-2014, 15:12:19
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=300732935

Sweden YES!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 04-12-2014, 16:12:13
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/e2dbb11560796999fb1e52daf012208b/tumblr_nfru1tQ0Bc1s7d880o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 06-12-2014, 07:12:29
(http://i.imgur.com/8cTZZtm.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-12-2014, 12:12:32
(http://i.imgur.com/Hkkhs6K.png)

oooh finland...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-12-2014, 09:12:53
So this is kinda funny:

The french president François Hollande, meets the president of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev. So far so, common. But now...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Kf2kBCIAAU544.jpg)
...you can see Hollande on left, with Nazarbayev on the right.  ;D

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4L0WgkIEAAsAFj.jpg)
Did I mention that meeting Nazarbayev is a common expirience?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4Kf2kBCIAAU544.jpg)
Consider this a reminder.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4LHoB0IgAAfOfv.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4LNj-dCcAE7obS.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4LNj-rCUAA_sAu.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NhpQ_IcAIR1XM.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NhqzXIgAATl4U.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NhrL_IEAARbBl.jpg)(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110414174708/uncyclopedia/images/archive/4/4f/20110520002520!Bashar_al-Assad.jpg)
 ;D

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NLy87CYAEo3GN.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NIzMUCMAAlMwI.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4OE2ckIYAASrOw.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4OE2TRIgAA65Qj.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NJreVCUAAlPca.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NIEfMCEAE6cVg.png)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4MyzgcCQAA3XmW.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4LNj-rCUAA_sAu.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4MLv_cIAAAOOTH.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NoC8HIAAEKW_f.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4NKxwXCAAAyYT8.jpg)

bwahahaha ;D

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Hollande?src=hash (https://twitter.com/hashtag/Hollande?src=hash)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 08-12-2014, 04:12:50
It is said that the Chapka and Attila the Hun costume is a gift from the Kazakh president himself. Alas, his populist anti-business stance has taken its toll on his reputation and French business competitiveness overall.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-12-2014, 14:12:39
Video of a lobster with a serious story to tell (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1580356855517707)

this was new for me:
Henri 2, Paw de Deux (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-12-2014, 01:12:40
Black Ice: Dash Cam Captures Multiple accidents on slippery road in Czech Republic (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c7_1418277518)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Smiles on 13-12-2014, 15:12:09
(http://i.imgur.com/eZUX9.png)

(http://content2.skoften.net/images/46499/1410294006250__800.jpg)

(http://content2.skoften.net/images/46499/84316203__800.jpg)

I actually done this shit with some written assigments, worked quite a few times ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-12-2014, 02:12:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHbiSiNNCgY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHbiSiNNCgY)
The russian Rouble and the oil. Or even better: the Rouble exchange rate and the oilprice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-12-2014, 14:12:36
http://dagobah.net/flash/furry_punching_nitro.swf

I hope they make a sequel to this game
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 19-12-2014, 09:12:15
http://dagobah.net/flash/furry_punching_nitro.swf

I hope they make a sequel to this game
To be perfect it needs a couple more player choices.  They should add kicks, the demon core (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core) and make the character descriptions more authentic by removing some grammar.

Edit:
(http://i.imgur.com/4gngYNV.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 24-12-2014, 19:12:19
Apologise for 9gag. But here:

(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a8bzndd_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 27-12-2014, 19:12:13
(http://i.imgur.com/uG0C5gp.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 30-12-2014, 14:12:12
Quake on an oscilloscope (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMli33ornEU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-12-2014, 14:12:28
Is that for the comment or the video?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 30-12-2014, 17:12:19
(http://i.imgur.com/6WF7I.jpg)


SWEDEN YES!!!!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: :| Hi on 30-12-2014, 21:12:32
Lava of immigrants ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-12-2014, 01:12:30
I don't see the joke. It is some comic strip with some political message. Like many of these are used for political agitation. This one is pretty much subliminal racism, stating that sweden is drowning in foreigners and muslims.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 31-12-2014, 01:12:58
stating that sweden is drowning in foreigners and muslims.

And feminists, dont forget feminists.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 01-01-2015, 19:01:50
I don't see the joke. It is some comic strip with some political message. Like many of these are used for political agitation. This one is pretty much subliminal racism, stating that sweden is drowning in foreigners and muslims.

Star Wars.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 02-01-2015, 03:01:55
http://rt.com/usa/219255-f35-fighter-jet-glitch/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-01-2015, 08:01:19
150 - 220 rounds for gun. Just like Russian and European fighters.

LOL Pentagon, better teach those Generals how to drive a car and write an essay with hand, much cheaper. Kill this project already, and replacing A-10 is a total joke.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-01-2015, 12:01:31
Reminds me of the Bradley IFV story where they wanted to replace the M113, then wanted to make a tougher and stronger version of the original vehicle and failed to deliver on all points (troop capacity, lethality, protection). Why try to replace the F16 and A10 which are both proven and imo don't have anyone to compete against?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 02-01-2015, 13:01:10
Heh, I can imagine some generals in the Pentagon smoking a fat Cuban cigar chatting about the F-35...

"Bob, whaddaya think of this plane of mine?"
"I dunno, Jeb, seems a bit heavy to me."
"Hmm, I suppose it is... Tell ya what, we'll get rid of the ammo for the cannon. Thing's useless anyway!"
"Great idea! Say, I've been thinking, what if we forget about coolant fluid, and use fuel instead?"
"Hot Dang, why didn't I think of this before? Bob, you're a genius!"

*picks up phone*

"Get Lockheed up here. We've got a few changes we want to discuss with them."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-01-2015, 15:01:17
Mind you, A-10 may carry up to 1,080 rounds of 30 mm bullets. It is necessary to "soften" the battlefield. It can fire with great accuracy from far away with its long-barelled GAU-8 Avenger gatling gun.

While F-16 only carries 480-540 depending on the ammo type 20 mm size from M61 Vulcan, to just "light" or "heat" up the battlefield.

Meanwhile, F-35, there are sources who say it will be equipped with 25 mm rotary cannon (also take by RT). And there are rumours about energy-projectile cannon being its internal gun. Whatever, it won't replace both F-16 nor A-10.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 02-01-2015, 18:01:03
Just who are they going to use such advanced weaponry against? A bunch of radicals in the middle of the desert that use the same mere basic technology that existed 50+ years ago? USA is the most powerful military force in the world and they want even more when they, in all relativity, barely use what they have now.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-01-2015, 18:01:36
Drones are the way to go anyways.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 02-01-2015, 19:01:02
F-35 should have stayed as a replacement for Harrier. Now, even the A and C variants suffer from the requirement to have a common airframe and their aerodynamics are ruined because of the need to fit the (in those versions) nonexistent vertical lift fan - which itself is so much dead weight except when taking off and landing (which is why every other liftjet was killed in the prototype stage at the latest).

Also, for close air support, counterinsurgency, combat search and rescue, etc. you do not need a stealth jet with limited time above battlefield - A-10 is already superior in these roles (supplemented by drones and AC-130). F-22 is decidedly superior in the air-to-air role. "Regular" targets can be taken out with F-16 or F-15E, also F-35 can only carry a limited load in weapon bays, and external load renders the stealth features meaningless (there's not even a "stealthy" ordnance pod being planned, unlike for Super Hornet). The only roles where F-35 would be superior would be F-117 replacement - taking out high-value targets before enemy air defences have been neutralized, and of course, taking out those air defence radars in the first place. OK, it's better than F-15/16/18 in air-to-air if carrying internal loads only - but still inferior to F-22.

It's even more funny because even in USAF doctrine, F-35 is supposed to be escorted by F-22's. Now, several nations are ordering it as their "premier" or even worse, ONLY fighter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 02-01-2015, 20:01:36
Well, some high ranking Officers need this as their ticket to political career. If you are not war hero, you can be high-risk project hero, so one day you can brag like: "see your kevlar condom/Enjoy your  your stealth RC drone/Stealth coffee mug, son? You had F-35 project to thank."
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 02-01-2015, 23:01:50
It's even more funny because even in USAF doctrine, F-35 is supposed to be escorted by F-22's. Now, several nations are ordering it as their "premier" or even worse, ONLY fighter.
It's a disgrace. I still cant come over we chose that flying POS over the Gripen or Eurofighter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 03-01-2015, 05:01:54
We still have A4s :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 03-01-2015, 06:01:49
It's ridiculous, Highway of Death happened more than 20 years ago. How much more destruction will the next be with these newer planes? 2x? 4x? All that money, wasted, could've been used for so much more.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 03-01-2015, 19:01:55
(http://i.imgur.com/M61RIdo.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-01-2015, 23:01:10
My VCR collection VHS recorder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 10-01-2015, 09:01:17
My VCR collection VHS recorder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
That's like my dad talking english, spot on.  ;D

Edit: They talked about that guy on radio last summer. He had some video on youtube where he kills pigeon chicks.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 10-01-2015, 14:01:15
If you have played Fallout3 and remember about the wazer wifle then this song will bring you good memories !

http://youtu.be/idjM3Jrp4Yw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-01-2015, 14:01:37
http://youtu.be/0QtM7X0xYN8

The cup song with guns.


and this... I don't know what this is really... Perhaps an advertisement against acid?
http://youtu.be/7tsFeEr9FHQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 11-01-2015, 17:01:29
and this... I don't know what this is really... Perhaps an advertisement against acid?
http://youtu.be/7tsFeEr9FHQ

Enhanced interrogation techniques...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tyler on 12-01-2015, 08:01:09
Slayer Mashup! Possibly the LAST act on First Act Instruments. Brutal!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-1fBWHioA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-1fBWHioA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 14-01-2015, 01:01:06
http://giant.gfycat.com/PerfumedCalmJavalina.gif
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-01-2015, 03:01:53
So, who was watching the news lately? Paris march? You know it all? Maybe not:

(http://oi61.tinypic.com/w2kq43.jpg)
The heads of more than 40 states united at the Paris march to set a sign against terrorism.

(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2ppmz4m.jpg)
Lets see, who do we got there?
You can recognize Jean-Claude Juncker, President of the European Comission, Benjamin Netanjahu from Israel and the palestine President Mahmud Abbas.

(http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-798141-panoV9free-wiiz.jpg)
This is the same picture in some minor jewish newspaper, by the way. Women phobia, anyone?

(http://oi61.tinypic.com/2elzbtl.jpg)
However, they march along with the ukrainian President Petro Poroschenko, then Angela Merkel and the french President François Hollande; the Black guy is actually the President of Mali, Ibrahim Keïta. And then there is the french President Nicolas Sarkozy. - WAIT. WHAT? WHO?

(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2dlnf40.jpg)
Super Sarko identified. Nicolas Sarkozy, the leader of the french conservative party.

(http://oi62.tinypic.com/1rp8vt.jpg)
Looks like we got two french Presidents in charge now. :P

And the moral of the story? If Super Sarko wasn't there, it probably didn't happen. ;D

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7JglxsIcAIANoT.jpg)

(http://41.media.tumblr.com/a7a114fb5384cba725441a4838cb2156/tumblr_ni29zohsRi1u892lzo1_1280.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/88b90b2b2838b52686d0334543101a6b/tumblr_ni29rrbTrd1u892lzo1_1280.jpg)

(http://36.media.tumblr.com/b686bf971689b46aa0c0810200ea714b/tumblr_ni2ad9cTMy1u892lzo1_1280.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/4d0ee20ff6641d2ad12c69046b3a86ad/tumblr_ni2aswmnCJ1u892lzo1_1280.jpg)

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/8af8c7574573ac657f20e6fab088cae1/tumblr_ni32r1Q1uY1u892lzo1_1280.jpg)

More: http://je-suis-nico.tumblr.com
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 14-01-2015, 15:01:44
Well, you know, things are not always as they look.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7E41xyCIAEE6l4.jpg:large)
It might be nice to think that they did lead the public march, but in fact they did not dare to be to close to the common people.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-01-2015, 16:01:02
Very interesting picture, I already thought it was fishy to think they would really be among the people
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-01-2015, 16:01:40
Close enough for us Asian country citizens.

Our leaders would not appear without US-like security details. At least Cameron took the tube, the Dane ride bicycle, and the Swiss president guy queued to get into the train.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 14-01-2015, 23:01:03
This (or something like it) has to have been posted before. But Just in case:

(http://redheadedtshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stug-black-large-510x386.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-01-2015, 15:01:20
Fasting in space? American food products for ISS stuck at customs due to Russian embargo
http://rt.com/news/222887-iss-food-supply-customs/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Sander93 on 15-01-2015, 16:01:07
It might be nice to think that they did lead the public march, but in fact they did not dare to be to close to the common people.

Did not dare? Do you really think they had any say in this?

Of course 40 of the world's top leaders can not march together with a random crowd, it would pose impossible security problems. Especially not in a nation that currently is at the highest state of alert due to very recent terrorist attacks. I'm sorry but it's just stupid to think that such a large group of such high value targets could really march next to millions of citizens without completely compromising their safety. The security services would never allow it.

The live broadcasts used helicopter and rooftop shots all the time, they never tried to hide this. The story that those pictures deliberately use an angle in which they seem to walk in the crowd itself was fabricated afterwards. The angle at which those pictures were taken is nothing more than a coincidence.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 15-01-2015, 19:01:47
It might be nice to think that they did lead the public march, but in fact they did not dare to be to close to the common people.

Did not dare? Do you really think they had any say in this?

Of course 40 of the world's top leaders can not march together with a random crowd, it would pose impossible security problems. Especially not in a nation that currently is at the highest state of alert due to very recent terrorist attacks. I'm sorry but it's just stupid to think that such a large group of such high value targets could really march next to millions of citizens without completely compromising their safety. The security services would never allow it.

The live broadcasts used helicopter and rooftop shots all the time, they never tried to hide this. The story that those pictures deliberately use an angle in which they seem to walk in the crowd itself was fabricated afterwards. The angle at which those pictures were taken is nothing more than a coincidence.
Sadly I did not see it live, I tuned in an hour later. Still all the images and videos I saw in the media did suggest that they went ahead with a large crowd of people following. (Mind you, I watched it on RT, Al Jazera, BBC, CNN, Euronews and N-TV). I really was wondering earlier what they would do, exactly because of the security reasons you mentioned. I was very astonished that it looked like they took some risk with being so close to so many people and all in the open.

So actually I am not saying the news and politics did deliberately try to fool people, but it´s a good example that topics can be shown in a certain way, only by leaving other views out, leading to a completely different opinion. So actually the clear message from this is to not trust the media blindly..


Anyway, something funny from Potsdam, Germany, 1938
(http://i.imgur.com/uHYsv7S.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 15-01-2015, 21:01:57
Well, you know, things are not always as they look.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7E41xyCIAEE6l4.jpg:large)
It might be nice to think that they did lead the public march, but in fact they did not dare to be to close to the common people.

A March for the People without the People.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Airshark79 on 15-01-2015, 21:01:40
I don't find an irony in it anymore, after all we're living in the 21st century.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 19-01-2015, 17:01:17
Report on Ukraine Donetsk Airport Offensive:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30874961

Ukraine forces using AT guns and ptrs/ptrd. I assume those are used by volunteer units...?  Does Ukraine have such things in reserve storage or were these taken from private collections/museums?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-01-2015, 17:01:58
Report on Ukraine Donetsk Airport Offensive:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30874961

Ukraine forces using AT guns and ptrs/ptrd. I assume those are used by volunteer units...?  Does Ukraine have such things in reserve storage or were these taken from private collections/museums?
Since russia still has over a few 100 000 Maxim MG's from WW1 and WW2...

Russian & Ukraine still has a massive arsenal filled with these weapons. PPSH, PPS, PTRD, DP28. You name it. Because if another major war happens, they still have these weapons to fight with
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 19-01-2015, 21:01:21
Well, you know, things are not always as they look.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7E41xyCIAEE6l4.jpg:large)
It might be nice to think that they did lead the public march, but in fact they did not dare to be to close to the common people.
LOL ;D ;D ;DHaha could stop...Haha
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 19-01-2015, 21:01:11
Who cares about the fact that they cant join the actual rally since they simply don't have the time and its impossible to do security wise for them.

The simple fact that they made a picture like this is already an amazing achievement considering many people on the front row don't  get along at all..

What bothers me more about this whole thing is that jewish newspapers edited the woman out of the picture and then put it on there front page.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30798061
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-01-2015, 03:01:40
What is Your Password? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRMrEfAIiI#t=44)

A funny video on internet security. ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-01-2015, 03:01:43
Russian road markings - Hilarious! (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=625_1421803882)

Actually another really funny video.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 22-01-2015, 14:01:05
What is Your Password? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opRMrEfAIiI#t=44)

A funny video on internet security. ;D

It is kindness and trust that the 'unethical' hackers abused, they are creating a worse western world.

However, to see people casually (or inadvertently) sharing information more personal than their waistline measurement or underwear size is perplexing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 25-01-2015, 13:01:43
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/oh-there-is-just-a-whole-bucket-of-nope-here-with-your-name-on-it-40-photos-2.gif?w=550&h=307)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 29-01-2015, 21:01:06
(http://i.imgur.com/Kkh9FWR.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-01-2015, 04:01:34
(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-804813-galleryV9-nrhd.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 31-01-2015, 10:01:20
Jeez, what is this 2013?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-02-2015, 02:02:28
Yes, maybe. I still thought it was very funny. It was from a review for a book with cartoons about death. See:

(http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-804804-galleryV9-nluh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mayhemic.MAD on 02-02-2015, 11:02:12
Playboy Magazine printed in Braille ..   :-\
https://archive.org/details/playboybraile00nlsu
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-02-2015, 12:02:44
(http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aGw9230_700b.jpg)
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/10411037_10202430669208220_9110008762625918483_n.jpg?oh=f2f55d9b51925aed2153c12c21135ff7&oe=55626EE1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 08-02-2015, 20:02:38
"The Detectives" http://youtu.be/jj9bH-Zms0o?t=17m30s
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Josh094 on 08-02-2015, 23:02:38
Thank you, friend.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-02-2015, 14:02:56
(http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-807537-galleryV9-esyc.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-02-2015, 17:02:37
(http://i.imgur.com/NzBXQnd.png)
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/2298601d7b2c26502cfc88cbdd69c506/tumblr_njgmx8swQS1szo7eyo1_1280.png)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/77/6d/ca/776dca5d8bbb8d898b226c4bfe31ab6a.jpg)
(http://country-balls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/country-balls-a-friendly-game-of-monopoly.png)
(http://country-balls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/country-balls-are-you-ok.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 11-02-2015, 01:02:56
This is coolest lego ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ell2lZPWxH0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 11-02-2015, 02:02:54
Wow Malvinas is bigger than Uruguay!

(http://i.imgur.com/Eheu90I.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 14-02-2015, 15:02:54
Check this Archery vid out, whooa dem skilz!  :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Paythoss on 18-02-2015, 10:02:47
Check this Archery vid out, whooa dem skilz!  :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

Hmm ... maybe  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDbqz_07dW4  8)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 20-02-2015, 14:02:59
(http://i.imgur.com/QF39xqM.png?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/bqmKqBQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/y1rkn3w.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 03-03-2015, 20:03:13
Not for Flippy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2boFJX2Mtw#t=28
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-03-2015, 01:03:09
bah.

not related:

Feel-Around (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCq_nzlou0Q)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 07-03-2015, 23:03:57
"how  you see it....." (http://www.funnyjunk.com/Perspective/funny-pictures/4910265/)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 10-03-2015, 02:03:40
It is all about Television:

http://www.my90stv.com


 ;D

Hope you didn't get lost.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 13-03-2015, 18:03:28
Not a joke but a cool website that lets you look around the cockpit of a spitfire. Might be a repost so sorry if it is :P still cool

https://www.haraldjoergens.com/panoramas/spitfire-td314/files/ (https://www.haraldjoergens.com/panoramas/spitfire-td314/files/)

reddit is currently hugging it to death so you might wanna wait a bit.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 15-03-2015, 02:03:39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVz6hcEefbw
have you lost your faith in humanity yet?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 18-03-2015, 21:03:53
An interesting article about Lauri Törni (Larry Thorne):
http://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/the-us-special-forces-major-who-fought-in-the-ss.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 18-03-2015, 21:03:42
An interesting article about Lauri Törni (Larry Thorne):
http://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/the-us-special-forces-major-who-fought-in-the-ss.html

https://youtu.be/DCUuOm7yzs4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-03-2015, 16:03:53
When you die in the game, you die for real.

https://youtu.be/vEeuErCKojk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 20-03-2015, 02:03:47
(http://i.imgur.com/yW3Du7W.png)
loled at 'rawr'. so cute
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-03-2015, 01:03:23
Should be a LAW, not a RPG on his back.

Edit://

(http://oi62.tinypic.com/idxdth.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 23-03-2015, 00:03:56
When I join an FH2 server: http://i.imgur.com/GvJHzAK.webm
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-03-2015, 15:03:44
I like the way Hamster eats.

(http://i.imgur.com/Adlt7Qx.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 30-03-2015, 19:03:06
(http://i.imgur.com/9hxJMLQ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-03-2015, 19:03:04
For those who like star wars & anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 31-03-2015, 20:03:28
The action in that short film is very intense. I am on the edge of my seat during the battle scenes, almost breathless. That guy really know how to exploit anime story telling style.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 31-03-2015, 21:03:02
I love the Y-Wings work like old school torpedo bombers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kubador on 01-04-2015, 17:04:47
I have to say that quality is just amazing. Great action scenes. Music is not so good IMHO. Overall this is great animation but sadly I feel that something is missing and the whole vid is not as engaging as I hope for something this big.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 01-04-2015, 18:04:03
I really liked it. Kinda makes me itchy for the Star Wars Armada board game. The video also feels like one of those old Daft Punk videos, which is very nice.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Nissi on 01-04-2015, 21:04:03
You like "The walking dead" and pranks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IOSVhfG79U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IOSVhfG79U)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 03-04-2015, 01:04:57
TIE Bomber performing Macross Missile Massacre?

For some reason, I am perfectly okay with this while fa... fawning furiously.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: PanzerKnacker on 10-04-2015, 01:04:02
(https://scontent-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11046744_812491938799073_2984595567127073780_n.jpg?oh=4d6bfe2a326547e50d7fb75bd3923a03&oe=55A3D85B)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 10-04-2015, 14:04:41
For those who like star wars & anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

Heh, reminds me of the days where the phrase "IT'S A GUNDAM!!!" blasted out of the telly every Saturday morning.

They don't make them like this anymore... a shame, really.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-04-2015, 14:04:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9xfBfaaADQ

New sexualobster video is out. This one looks normal, i think he's losing his touch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 19-04-2015, 13:04:59
Harry patridge with a new DOCTOR BEES!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWW9luMD4M
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 20-04-2015, 01:04:05
https://youtu.be/I62_Kf9615k

Another YT video with title removed to remove spoiler
http://www.nospoiler.com/y/lWn4EyoRDno
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-04-2015, 13:04:26
Will it Blend? - Apple Watch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8sxwK2pJI4)
Putting things where they belong.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 28-04-2015, 17:04:37
Are they still doing those?! By the gods, so many things blended...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 29-04-2015, 18:04:08
I first discover the series from this Ahmed & Salim cartoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLJUSLnghHQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 29-04-2015, 21:04:54
Will it Blend? - Apple Watch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8sxwK2pJI4)
Putting things where they belong.
I see you and raise you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5TpRjybcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPoJX-HQf8

Though FullMag's best video is still the one that got me hooked (FH2 players should be fertile ground):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPhSxDwhTIA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-05-2015, 19:05:29
(http://rt.com/files/galleryitem/90/fd/00/00/5346567.jpg)
Russia now also has Navy SEALS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 16-05-2015, 07:05:57
www.agar.io

So stupid. So addictive.

"There's always a bigger fish"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-05-2015, 16:05:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es19cbkg-i8

Wolfenstein the new order grammar nazi easter egg

Aka
Exactly how the conversations are between me and flippy.
Ex-actly
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 19-05-2015, 20:05:12
(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/998483309b0d5813e73e268d5252cfcad688a9c1a81a1d0babb189cb76ad81af_1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 19-05-2015, 21:05:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es19cbkg-i8

Wolfenstein the new order grammar nazi easter egg

Aka
Exactly how the conversations are between me and flippy.
Ex-actly

And afterwards someone gets shot and the watchdogs with armor come in?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 20-05-2015, 01:05:55
Well, his english IS really bad sometimes  ;D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 20-05-2015, 16:05:02
Actually when speaking, my english is very good and i was even allowed to work at the irish times pub as a temporary aide when some guy quitted. That and also ginger hair
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 20-05-2015, 22:05:31
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d2/d2a168d24dfb01c3869c2d79e40d1b174702df8ce5ca0428636a88fdf8470a69.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 21-05-2015, 16:05:42
Actually when speaking, my english is very good and i was even allowed to work at the irish times pub as a temporary aide when some guy quitted. That and also ginger hair

Commonly, being "understandable" is not equal to being "good". Because of slight homophonic pronounciation in "they're" and "their", you might be considered as "good" enough on conversation. My Vietnamese friend is allowed to work in Wendy's despite her English being far more difficult to understand than the spoken English of a typical outback fair dinkum Aussie bloke.

What irks me is that you Europeans have the privilege of being exempt from IELTS to enroll in Australian Uni, no matter what is your first language background. Meanwhile, I am required to go through that $200 test, and still have to go through the ordeal like correcting misspelled words, tenses, and other lingual problems in a group study paper made by German classmates.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-05-2015, 18:05:23
Be happy, i have to do language exams to work in my own country, they are paid for by my employer though.
The problem with Asians is (according to my Australian cousin, who is head of accounting in a multinational) that your resumes are written so perfectly that they simply don't believe them. often they come showing up with the perfect document in English that is of a higher level then the local populus but then when they interview them they have to abort it since in reality they cant speak it even half decent.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 31-05-2015, 00:05:34
;D

(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/xk/HJB7Y9xE-t-vEV2aS_jH234XvR/www.dailydawdle.com/images.dailydawdle.com/xhilarious-epic-fail-headlines1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.LIo1Ou5DhXZ9l_Rtl3zW.webp)

(http://www.nedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2013/may/funny_news_headlines/funny_news_headlines_1.jpg)

(http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/xbreathingregularly.jpg.pagespeed.ic.p6izzi5drm.webp)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 31-05-2015, 14:05:52
(http://i.imgur.com/bLNdxvT.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 08-06-2015, 16:06:58
https://youtu.be/rNFoOHI9iJw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 12-06-2015, 20:06:40
(http://i.imgur.com/cjgKmvp.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 12-06-2015, 20:06:02
Nah, its just a lottery, sometimes it turns out as a snack, sometimes as a 3 day feast.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 13-06-2015, 12:06:45
175 cm, 80 kg guy, a meal is like 150 g pasta, or 1/4 of the 500 g box contents + 25 sticks of normal sized Spaghetti or Bavette / Fettuccine.

Never tried to cook the bite-sized though, like Penne, Rigatoni, Fusilli, and such.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 13-06-2015, 12:06:52
What do you guys like most?
I always take Capellini with my bolognaise sauce since i find spagetti to thick. Or Lasagne ofcourse, but then i add a white sauce on the top before grilling.
I prefer penne rigata for things like mac and cheese and the farfalle for when i do it with pesto and parmezan.
Fusilli is good just plain while tagliatelli is great with spinach or fish.

Chart so you know what i am talking about.
http://www.charmingitaly.com/different-types-of-pasta/#
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 13-06-2015, 13:06:40
I just learned me the habbit to always put my pasta in a small bowl before cooking it. When it's flat full, I know it's the normal 1 meal amount, when i put a small hill on it, i'm really hungry.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ksl94 on 13-06-2015, 13:06:47
In my opinion, linguini are simply unsurpassable when it comes to pasta. As for the amount, I am usually starved when I eat this dish in the eveining after work, so the more the merrier is my motto regarding the quantity. I never had any leftovers.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 13-06-2015, 21:06:50
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-festival/11632594/The-car-that-destroyed-Nazis.html

So, what are your opinions on this?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-06-2015, 03:06:20
Facts need figures and sources.

Also, wouldn't high-ranking military officer usually stay away from the frontline if they were not Rommel type?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-06-2015, 01:06:22
It was all over the media already, but it is so effin great.  ;D

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHfVuS2UYAAkHEp.jpg)

http://jacksonville.com/cherri-pitzer-cherripitzerjacksonvillecom/2015-06-14/story/raccoon-takes-wild-ride-alligator-ocala
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 22-06-2015, 01:06:03
For those who are interested, here's a video of Victorian era British infantry drill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5VR4Ch__q8

I love the bayonet stances for defending and attacking a trench, as well as defending against cavalry!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-06-2015, 13:06:30
amazing battle bunny:

Snake and Rabbit Fight  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-06-2015, 14:06:24
amazing battle bunny:

Snake and Rabbit Fight  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MHUlVIJy94)

(http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/435HolyGrail.jpg)

Jesus Christ its real!!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 24-06-2015, 01:06:04
from Norway:

So You Think You Can Stay (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0vd-8pAl_g)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 24-06-2015, 16:06:47
from Norway:

So You Think You Can Stay (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0vd-8pAl_g)


Please explain. If he wins this,will he stay in Norway and get aslyum?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 24-06-2015, 20:06:07
from Norway:

So You Think You Can Stay (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0vd-8pAl_g)


Please explain. If he wins this,will he stay in Norway and get aslyum?
Please search. Search "sarcasm" or "cynicism" and then read some more on the site they link to.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 24-06-2015, 20:06:45
Still stupid show.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 24-06-2015, 21:06:38
OK, maybe this kind of humour is not for everyone ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-06-2015, 00:06:53
https://youtu.be/h7bFXbS9QD4

Jeez that guy is a serial killer!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 29-06-2015, 21:06:27
(http://i.imgur.com/CJmVWed.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 30-06-2015, 19:06:17
No 'Murrica in Affrica?

Oh wait... I almost forgot Charleston.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-07-2015, 02:07:25
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/sv3vah.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Mudzin on 01-07-2015, 23:07:20
@Luftwaffe

And Poland would get Madagaskar, huh?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 02-07-2015, 21:07:14
Turns out a German had a fucking Panther tank in his basement...

http://www.stern.de/panorama/gesellschaft/heikendorf-bei-kiel--polizei-laesst-panzer-aus-nobelviertel-bergen-6328994.html


Edit: Neighbors say that he used it as a snow plow in his garden. How many Panthers in running condition are there?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-07-2015, 02:07:21
There are very few Panthers in running condition:

http://the.shadock.free.fr/Surviving_Panthers.pdf
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hauggy on 03-07-2015, 02:07:42
Wow that's not cool to steal his tank this thing is priceless...

If you wanna see tanks in driving condition go to Saumur in France.

Here's a picture of me inside the KT  8) :

(http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/15/50/61/29/rsz_1r10.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 04-07-2015, 17:07:20
Here it is: Looks like Ausf. A turret, but Ausf. G exhaust pipes.

(http://p5.focus.de/img/fotos/origs4794397/6569713299-w467-h287-o-q75-p5/148dc40045c41c2d.jpg)

http://www.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.guim.co.uk%2Fimg%2Fmedia%2F39b5438a6016777c5efb4715110fa2603621c60c%2F120_67_4618_2771%2Fmaster%2F4618.jpg%253Fw%253D620%2526q%253D85%2526auto%253Dformat%2526sharp%253D10%2526s%253D760d9e8cc518478d52a873d24e8ef365&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fworld%2F2015%2Fjul%2F03%2Fnazi-panther-tank-and-flak-cannon-seized-in-raid-on-collector-in-germany&h=372&w=620&tbnid=Ydna4bfB_j3zxM%3A&zoom=1&docid=lahkSw6RbR2TbM&ei=P_iXVdEihpqyAcuCs6AK&tbm=isch&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=1412&page=1&start=0&ndsp=37&ved=0CEAQrQMwCA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-07-2015, 02:07:55
It appears to me that the tank is listed on page 10 of the Surviving Panthers PDF.

Quote
Panther Ausf. G late – Private collection, Northern Germany – running condition
This tank was also built at the Panther factory under the direction of the British Army REME. It has been recovered from a scrapyard in Cock Lane, Surrey (UK) in 1977 (Trevor Larkum)

Cp.: http://fhpubforum.warumdarum.de/index.php?topic=24.13215
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-07-2015, 13:07:10
One more thing I gotta add:

You won't guess the name of the guy who had the Panther in the basement: His name is Herr Flick.

(http://www.rdgibson.com/Resources/fhd.jpeg)

(https://theuglytruth.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/lol-face-013.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-07-2015, 01:07:22
Now look at that wave. And then rewind and look at that dog at 0:05.

China Walls Dog Rescue (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzq05jy2m9k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-07-2015, 08:07:47
Being gay in russia:

Избиение гомосексуалистов в России / Reaction to gays in Russia social experiment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgm3lb9JUU0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: musska on 22-07-2015, 22:07:40
It's a cold country... real things are in the hottest area !
And my dear Komrade , film this scene in every country a saturday night in good/bad places (pow), 20-30 years ago ok that was a "hobby" but now.....................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99b7iPDFML4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-07-2015, 22:07:52

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99b7iPDFML4


Ok wtf is this real??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: musska on 22-07-2015, 23:07:27
Bro... it is fucking true that you (the Greeks ) begun shortage of medication ? by the let say 1 years event...  :-X
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hauggy on 22-07-2015, 23:07:49
This is real you can tell from the tiny flashes on the camera screen after the explosion, that means it's radioactive.
Probably an Israeli Neutron bomb the experts say, I suppose they jumped on the occasion to try their toys on humans.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 22-07-2015, 23:07:09
That's not a nuke... any large enough explosion can form a mushroom cloud. Nukes explode much faster and not in stages like that. Looks more like they hid an underground ammo bunker.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 23-07-2015, 01:07:47
It was an ammo dump hit by a Saudi airstrike in Yemen.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 23-07-2015, 03:07:45
This is real you can tell from the tiny flashes on the camera screen after the explosion, that means it's radioactive.
Probably an Israeli Neutron bomb the experts say, I suppose they jumped on the occasion to try their toys on humans.

And it was the will of Allah that kept the camerman alive long enough to upload it to youtube?  (http://i.imgur.com/soWRFv7.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 23-07-2015, 10:07:57
Bro... it is fucking true that you (the Greeks ) begun shortage of medication ? by the let say 1 years event...  :-X


Not as far as i know? Only thing happening is banks limit the amount you can withdraw but thats about it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 24-07-2015, 21:07:59
Being gay in russia:

Избиение гомосексуалистов в России / Reaction to gays in Russia social experiment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgm3lb9JUU0)

They should have made that experiment with Black gay people instead 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: musska on 25-07-2015, 16:07:00
Oh putain ! Here comes the Muds !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCyR5yzj21g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 25-07-2015, 19:07:25
Oh putain ! Here comes the Muds !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCyR5yzj21g

I see your mirage and raise you my own

https://youtu.be/8EfP8EnVxPY a relaxed night flight.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: musska on 25-07-2015, 20:07:25
Cool vid ! same word in English, the mirage of 2015 middle est !
Anyway, saturday night fever uncensored !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crjnz3YeiEo

Rock the world !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 31-07-2015, 22:07:29
Don't ask...

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/29/8/enhanced/webdr12/edit-23197-1438173211-14.jpg)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/29/8/enhanced/webdr08/edit-14286-1438173231-4.jpg)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/29/8/enhanced/webdr08/edit-15117-1438173259-9.jpg)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/29/8/enhanced/webdr12/edit-24501-1438172952-4.jpg)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/28/12/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-buzz-22305-1438101543-8.jpg)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/28/12/enhanced/webdr15/enhanced-buzz-19907-1438101779-7.jpg)

(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-07/28/12/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-buzz-26675-1438101655-13.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 01-08-2015, 10:08:02
I know German is good at engineering, but German design?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-08-2015, 18:08:59
Germans have the habit off overengineering.... Just look at the panther tank  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 02-08-2015, 18:08:12
I had an internship in a senior citizen home for a while and when they renovated it they put rails along the walls for old people to hang on to. Thing is: they also put them in front of windows (which all opened to the inside), so it became impossible to open them completely. Now they have to pay a firm to clean them from the outside with expensive equipment once a year.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 03-08-2015, 21:08:39
2 CRANE COLLAPSES in NETHERLANDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyvkUAQ3gHI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 03-08-2015, 21:08:48
Mmm, yeah, the fact that 20 people got injured is not very funny, imo.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 03-08-2015, 22:08:21
maybe i posted in the wrong thread. Did not know that any got injured
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 03-08-2015, 22:08:19
maybe i posted in the wrong thread. Did not know that any got injured
OK, no problem. It looks like the 20 injured is an estimate, not 100% sure yet:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/netherlands-crane-collapse-at-least-20-injured-as-equipment-falls-on-houses-10435877.html

edit
update as of midnight: there is only one injured guy, by coincidence there were not more people in the four houses and two shops which were destroyed in the crash.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-08-2015, 13:08:33
I loved the comment of the mayor, which makes it all funny. The guy that got wounded was already in a wheelchair so according to the mayor "it doesn't really count that he got wounded, he was already in wheelchair".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 05-08-2015, 20:08:38
I loved the comment of the mayor, which makes it all funny. The guy that got wounded was already in a wheelchair so according to the mayor "it doesn't really count that he got wounded, he was already in wheelchair".
What, really? LOL, I missed that comment.

I read that the one injured guy wasn't counted later because he just had "last van zijn heup" (something like: a hurting hip).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Fuchs on 05-08-2015, 21:08:09
It might've been bullshit but that's what they told me. Your story sounds more plausible, though. Still, if it happened it's hilarious.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 05-08-2015, 22:08:56
Here
some funny shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8nCoYtvkQc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 05-08-2015, 23:08:57
Here
some funny shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8nCoYtvkQc
DO A BARREL ROLL! Not bad :D.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 08-08-2015, 23:08:30
For a long time I havent been so excited about discovering a new band. These guys covered a Turkish song, and its better than its original in a Jazz/Blues style.
Even though you wont understand the lyrics, I recommend listening it, you wont regret it! The girls voice is so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3z8_ARyc_Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wulfburk on 09-08-2015, 05:08:32
lol that was good, she's beautiful!  :)

As well been a long time i found out about a band or group etc. Last month though was in the car with my mom and listening to her pen drive. I was like "wtf are these guys they are awesome".

It was Ozark Mountain Daredevils, freaking great.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 09-08-2015, 05:08:56
Here
some funny shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8nCoYtvkQc
DO A BARREL ROLL! Not bad :D.

News blog:

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/you-ever-drift-a-tank-so-hard-you-flip-it-1721850270

Apparently the course is a straight line with sudden turn towards what looks like a still water channel to be forded (about 1.5 to 2 metres deep). First tank successfully drifted at the sudden turn, and manage to ford the water by going slow. The second tank charged through the water crossing at full speed, and ingested a lot of water in the process, it made the crossing but stopped not far afterwards, trying to rid all the water that enters the system and the engine. The third tank flipped before reaching the water crossing.

Anyway, I saw warrior and thetao posting comments there. Nice going FH communities.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Turkish007 on 09-08-2015, 10:08:53
Shit I just realised I posted it in the wrong thread lol  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 11-08-2015, 13:08:43
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z267/obergruppen/german-women-nazi-second-world-war-ww2-amazing-rare-pictures.jpg)

(http://estaticos01.cache.el-mundo.net/elmundo/fotos_gente/2008/04/14/1208174664_extras_fotos_gente_0.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/07/article-0-0796C3FE000005DC-926_468x336.jpg)

(https://still4hill.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/12-10-041.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 11-08-2015, 21:08:56
(http://i.imgur.com/4ggTMBA.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/InQstrG.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/c91S2SM.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HRf7yJy.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Gsi3ejz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Fpxc3Lh.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/E4Lsfgu.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 11-08-2015, 22:08:01
https://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 14-08-2015, 21:08:41
Slayer artist rider

(http://i.imgur.com/oVJ6ipI.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tuco on 23-08-2015, 07:08:13
leFH 18 in use by Syrian rebels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7q5oldRKi8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 24-08-2015, 22:08:44
Proper map loading music :-)
Die Wacht am Rhein (8-bit version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYJV8cG-n8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-08-2015, 01:08:15
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
She can invade me anytime she wants to..
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 26-08-2015, 10:08:21
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
She can invade me anytime she wants to..
She is beautifull singer and girl! Original video is posted by BinGrans and there are more of her!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: musska on 27-08-2015, 19:08:55
Death or Chi-Chi :) Vuillemin Raiser, famous cartoonist.

A must-see francofun vid.

2 Adventurers get caught in middle of Savanna by locals, asking them this existential question "Death or Chi-Chi ? ".
1 gonna respond then the other...

Rough Trad :

For desacrate holy land examplary penalty

Eyy Chief ..

You shut your head - you choose Death or Chi-Chi

What is Chi-Chi

Chi-Chi is Chi-Chi

Sooo let's try Chi-Chi.

after that he ask the other Death or Chi-Chi, obviously he said death.

Death ok, but first Chi-Chi !
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6bzc3hUYfc

La mort ou Chi-Chi ?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 27-08-2015, 22:08:44
https://youtu.be/06t_KP7y8Ao

machine gun clip
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 28-08-2015, 21:08:48
(http://i.imgur.com/spsSWoK.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 29-08-2015, 23:08:08
(http://i.imgur.com/4zT3CaL.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 29-08-2015, 23:08:00
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/most-obvious-headlines-ever-photos_n_1542847.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 30-08-2015, 14:08:43
dog bites car  ;D ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Q_t086oHc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-08-2015, 16:08:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKUw7vBUHIs


Holy shit.... Queen alexandras mounted rifles Haka war dance
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-09-2015, 13:09:44
Obviously the idiocy games have begun. May the biggest clown win.

Sat for number one is a man, who's advantage is to be a real professional.

(http://images.dailykos.com/images/148844/large/dailynewstrump.jpg?1434539775)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKZestBUEAAfblp.jpg)

(http://funny-pics.co/wp-content/uploads/Donald-Trumps-hairdresser.jpg)

(http://img.ifcdn.com/images/03e91df2854163b216b1f2d03cc0d7f98a80505f2afed6f5d8798c9de9ba5b68_1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-09-2015, 17:09:52
I respect Trump just for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_ArQktFW0

Uncorruptable
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-09-2015, 07:09:35
That is a very cheap shot for a clown who sell get-rich quick scheme.

I give him that he is not racist, but rather under-informed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 14-09-2015, 13:09:30
He is an American Berlusconi.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-09-2015, 16:09:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfG-iY8uFig&sns=fb

'STRALIA m8! Thats how we do it in the bush!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-09-2015, 16:09:34
He is PM no more.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34245005
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 14-09-2015, 23:09:13
(http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r498/handgranaat/Sturmtiger_zpsfee77430.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-09-2015, 13:09:22
https://youtu.be/gb5feXcjHuw  :o  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 15-09-2015, 15:09:43
That is a very cheap shot for a clown who sell get-rich quick scheme.

I give him that he is not racist, but rather under-informed.
He broadly accused all Mexicans of being rapists and criminals.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 15-09-2015, 19:09:35
This one got me cracking up.

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/am86jRV_460sv.mp4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 17-09-2015, 01:09:37
This one got me cracking up as well ;D

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/austinally/images/a/ac/Funny-animal-memes-006-0262.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141023222534)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 17-09-2015, 04:09:25
That is a very cheap shot for a clown who sell get-rich quick scheme.

I give him that he is not racist, but rather under-informed.
He broadly accused all Mexicans of being rapists and criminals.

Let's say he is not quite adept at political correctness. He did business with Mexicans and Chinese, two countries he loved to rant about. At least he vented it all out, honestly, rather than subduing with typical liberal politician faces full of lies to protect his career. A closet racist is not any better than the obnoxious one. At some point of our lives, we might have been a racist, but we make exceptions. We'd still be friends or even lovers with those people we loathed.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 17-09-2015, 05:09:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 17-09-2015, 06:09:09
this one is soo  much better

warning,  1 swear word


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 17-09-2015, 06:09:08
this one is soo  much better
Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-09-2015, 14:09:55
Idiocy Games Round 2:

Sat for #2: Carly Fiorina.

(https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8634/15861053624_a30e400b57_o.jpg)

(https://www.datalounge.com/offsite?url=http%3A%2F%2Fradioornot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2Ffiorina-hp-america.jpg)

(https://www.datalounge.com/offsite?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FC57SZJp.jpg)

The problem I have with Carly Fiorina is, that I cannot concentrate on her words. Because I always wonder how her face got under that steam roller before her obvious recovery afterwards. Except her face, of course. But maybe that could be an advantage in politics. If people keep staring at her face while not listening, they might agree on every of Fiorinas proposals.

Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/T6QOv7Vw24IU0/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 17-09-2015, 17:09:05
that spoiler picture can also be used for current president.....     <-------   semi racist joke    heh
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 17-09-2015, 19:09:03
I must ask, what show is that spoiler from?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 17-09-2015, 20:09:41
She will be the next Margaret Thatcher if elected. That is not a good thing for the rest of the world.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 17-09-2015, 21:09:04
She's a low polling candidate with 0% chance of being elected.  Save your bile for the ones that matter.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: musska on 17-09-2015, 21:09:30
Or take back the control of your "United-state"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 17-09-2015, 22:09:22
I must ask, what show is that spoiler from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmH9ahaTt7k
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-09-2015, 01:09:23
With the current given situation, some things never get old, do they? ;D

What fits into Russia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zm6HzN5YVI)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 29-09-2015, 08:09:40
A Cat And An Owl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8xC6FjPeL4

Choose your own soundtrack! I chose Back In Black! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA)  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 01-10-2015, 21:10:29
Why pepper spray doesn´t work against hungry bears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 01-10-2015, 21:10:30
It didnt explain why it doesnt work. Not that I'd want you people find out our secrets.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-10-2015, 22:10:29
RAAAAAAPEEEEEE


What happens behind the scenes of a song video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87cUqFA3mnw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 01-10-2015, 23:10:48
Surprise Mia - funny clip from Klovn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEqBpz_yaYY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-10-2015, 01:10:10
Twitch Live Streamer Accidentally Burns His House Down! (FULL VIDEO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iru8A5xXQCQ&t=264)

Japanese guy from Niihama, Japan lights up his appartment. :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-10-2015, 17:10:29
https://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno how long can you go before you want to plant a bomb at a furry convention?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 13-10-2015, 18:10:39
https://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno how long can you go before you want to plant a bomb at a furry convention?

00:07 and I'm already considering it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Eat Uranium on 13-10-2015, 19:10:43
https://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno how long can you go before you want to plant a bomb at a furry convention?
Bombs are too old school, these days the concessioner sprinkles chlorine powder at furcons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 13-10-2015, 20:10:11
The Atlas, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every furfriend in the Inner Sphere. Accept no substitutes.
(http://i.imgur.com/jQwoIHM.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-10-2015, 01:10:27
Random pix:

(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2iligio.jpg)

(http://oi62.tinypic.com/ymnpt.jpg)

(http://oi58.tinypic.com/2yyupuv.jpg)

(http://oi62.tinypic.com/33a6x4h.jpg)

(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2myokg3.jpg)

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(http://oi62.tinypic.com/29gh79y.jpg)

(http://oi62.tinypic.com/29e3uo4.jpg)

(http://oi61.tinypic.com/11rw2dy.jpg)

(http://oi58.tinypic.com/zy95j9.jpg)

(http://oi59.tinypic.com/293d5q8.jpg)

(http://oi62.tinypic.com/241ugj9.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 24-10-2015, 15:10:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU
soo so immature, but my sides left planet earth regardless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-10-2015, 12:10:47
The Atlas, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every furfriend in the Inner Sphere. Accept no substitutes.
(http://i.imgur.com/jQwoIHM.jpg)
I would personally prefer the battlemaster but yes, the atlas can do it all
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 12-11-2015, 23:11:05
Wow. Funny and Scary

NEW The Best Shooting Gun Fail 2015 || Fail Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXtBZPONSCc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 12-11-2015, 23:11:11
Wow. Funny and Scary

NEW The Best Shooting Gun Fail 2015 || Fail Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXtBZPONSCc

I hate/love watching these kinds of videos, though some almost give me a heart attack every time I watch them!

I do not own any firearms of my own or shoot regularly, but I am glad that I went to a proper range for my first time shooting and learned basic safety instructions!  Watching others wave their guns around/keeping their finger on the trigger/having horrible posture terrifies me....not to mention keeping live ammunition loaded and ready in idle guns!  :o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 18-11-2015, 01:11:48
Random pix:

(http://oi63.tinypic.com/16atv0g.jpg)


(http://oi68.tinypic.com/29wsth4.jpg)

(http://oi63.tinypic.com/23k3dac.jpg)

(http://oi64.tinypic.com/jj6w5w.jpg)

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(http://oi66.tinypic.com/1zdyae1.jpg)

(http://oi64.tinypic.com/20joc3m.jpg)

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/mwfhux.jpg)

(http://oi65.tinypic.com/20krrfc.jpg)

(http://oi67.tinypic.com/vht6s8.jpg)

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/2hmzrso.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 19-11-2015, 22:11:58
(http://i2.wp.com/memearchive.net/memerial.net/6355/nightclub-flyer.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 20-11-2015, 00:11:12
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/a59maw.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 20-11-2015, 01:11:12
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/a59maw.jpg)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfi8fT9oHkQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-11-2015, 02:11:53
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/67040m.jpg)

Random pix:

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/j5bl3s.jpg)

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/rgw7c2.jpg)

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/30de5j6.jpg)

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(http://oi63.tinypic.com/akzi37.jpg)

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/2u8b9qb.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 22-11-2015, 06:11:56
I lost it at the water melons.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 22-11-2015, 12:11:29
Lol, that Nato joke

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 22-11-2015, 13:11:26
You want funny pics? You want funny ass pics? You want to die friend?

Get ready cause this is gonna get heavy

(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10612958_810573685693127_8092725648874781104_n.jpg?oh=5d721d6e9001786fd4c370370f51e1d4&oe=56E5F768)

(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/l/t31.0-8/12182796_905068189577009_8886698658923721135_o.jpg)

(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11960250_880279358722559_7329948558037679798_n.jpg?oh=be5f8a84d23bed4365958b17d5c73f5e&oe=56F845C0)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 22-11-2015, 14:11:55
I lost it at the water melons.
Maybe I missed something, but I don't understand the watermelon joke.  ???
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 22-11-2015, 14:11:57
@ Bouras: He shall never die, he shall never sleep, he shall never even drink, eat or get a decent shag.

He is DICTATORIALSHIPMENT INCARNATE.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Korsakov829 on 22-11-2015, 15:11:12
I lost it at the water melons.
Maybe I missed something, but I don't understand the watermelon joke.  ???

Racist stereotype
http://i.imgur.com/JmTVCeW.jpg
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 22-11-2015, 16:11:49
I lost it at the water melons.
Maybe I missed something, but I don't understand the watermelon joke.  ???

Racist stereotype
http://i.imgur.com/JmTVCeW.jpg
Ah, ok. Well, didn't notice the guy was from African descent, would have guessed Asian.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 22-11-2015, 19:11:37
Thank you, Bouras.

#Never4getDamaso2015
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-11-2015, 14:11:25
Watermelon as well as KFC. I don't get it. Both are good foods, am I black now?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-11-2015, 14:11:31
I posted the watermelon picture because it looks so weird. When was the last time you did have a stockpile of watermelons in your flat, staring at them?

I don't really see a correlation to racism here. But maybe that is just me.

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/m9vatu.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 23-11-2015, 19:11:15
I posted the watermelon picture because it looks so weird. When was the last time you did have a stockpile of watermelons in your flat, staring at them?

When having a party in the new flat, making vodka melons and You realize there is no vodka  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 23-11-2015, 21:11:31
I posted the watermelon picture because it looks so weird. When was the last time you did have a stockpile of watermelons in your flat, staring at them?

I don't really see a correlation to racism here. But maybe that is just me.


You are not alone.  That is what I took away as the joke of the picture and had a good chuckle!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 24-11-2015, 00:11:05
Not much of a joke here, but possibly may get you out of a jam if some hoodlum pulls a shiv on ya! ( or you may just clobber yerself in the temple and do the job for the ruffian!)  :)

Use your belt as an Improvised Weapon https://youtu.be/LM6QW6sLPHk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 24-11-2015, 23:11:16

(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/l/t31.0-8/12182796_905068189577009_8886698658923721135_o.jpg)
Is it mandatory to perform cunnilingus on whores?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 25-11-2015, 08:11:56
Is it mandatory to perform cunnilingus on whores?

It is. It's the entry exam.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-11-2015, 10:11:48
All part of being an elite manwhore

(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111014181450/greasymoose/images/1/16/Screen_shot_2011-10-14_at_2.13.48_PM.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 27-11-2015, 01:11:50
(http://oi65.tinypic.com/15geu0.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 27-11-2015, 20:11:25
(http://i.imgur.com/2Z6y9aI.jpg?1)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 29-11-2015, 07:11:12
https://youtu.be/SSz6dl94t1I
When you avsolutely, positively have to know everything about the mechanics of the STG 44!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 01-12-2015, 15:12:23
Original video of Titanic going down
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRRj8wamBuA
 ;D ;D ;D

Edit: 2:30 is best part!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-12-2015, 04:12:14
Are those Damazian pictures originals or parodies? been wondering it for days now
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-12-2015, 10:12:32
They are from his own facebook account.


He made these.

Himself...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 03-12-2015, 10:12:38
I actually went and looked for them, couldn't find them.

Are you friends with the guy, Bouras?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 03-12-2015, 12:12:27
Ha-ha no... He's gotten smart as to lock his profile somewhat but still some are visible.

https://www.facebook.com/henrique.damas.71?fref=ts
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 03-12-2015, 12:12:27
Miami Institute of Pornografic Acting?  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-12-2015, 13:12:22
Can't say i'm entirely surprised, they did look over the top though, even to his standards.

Anyone knows if there's some new forum where he spreads his theories?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 03-12-2015, 20:12:14
Ha-ha no... He's gotten smart as to lock his profile somewhat but still some are visible.

https://www.facebook.com/henrique.damas.71?fref=ts

Aha! I must have seen his human account, not his dictatorialshipmenty one.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 03-12-2015, 20:12:04
Rebel Scum!  ;)
http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/destroying-death-star-would-crash-galactic-economy
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 03-12-2015, 20:12:35
Ha-ha no... He's gotten smart as to lock his profile somewhat but still some are visible.

https://www.facebook.com/henrique.damas.71?fref=ts
1497 friends

He has more friends than me
(http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/feels-bad-man.jpg)

How did he get banned again?




Jar Jar Sith theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yy3q9f84EA


Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-12-2015, 11:12:25
Nothing to do with his personal belief.

More with his reaction to his banning on some FH2 server.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 04-12-2015, 11:12:13
Well, that and kicking the moderator's shins got him banhammered.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 10-12-2015, 19:12:16
Released in YouTube for its 10th anniversary, the classic of Finnish indie action movies, Nato Commando (don't worry, it has English subtitles). I am not responsible if you roll a critical failure on Sanity check while watching it, because I still find it hilarious (even though I own a first pressing DVD of it).

In plain English: it's not a serious or "good" movie, nor does it try to be one. Intentional trash. A couple of scenes are NSFW so watch at your own peril.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQnYw3uWCZE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: th_battleaxe on 17-12-2015, 12:12:01
I just came across this piece of gold on 9gag.

http://9gag.com/gag/aDoRMB9?ref=9d (http://9gag.com/gag/aDoRMB9?ref=9d)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 20-12-2015, 10:12:13
(http://i.imgur.com/Fcg1cPv.jpg)

HoHoHO
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kalkalash on 20-12-2015, 10:12:14
"Ho's" shouldn't have an apostrophe.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-12-2015, 00:12:21
(http://oi68.tinypic.com/2hhlrup.jpg)

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/fw3z38.jpg)

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/52cahv.jpg)

(http://oi63.tinypic.com/rasw47.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 21-12-2015, 11:12:01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJjugSapXKE
this is gold!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Redbadd on 21-12-2015, 11:12:04
Related, Poetins gunslinger walk, said to be kgb training.
Not sure how it would be favourable for russian spies to all look like they had a minor stroke, but whatever.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/16/putin-gunslinger-gait-kgb-training-report
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 21-12-2015, 13:12:32
When i walk fast i also walk like that.... this news is just ridiculous.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Redbadd on 22-12-2015, 00:12:20
Sleeper cell.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 23-12-2015, 20:12:11
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/cd9b45d1d66870ffbcfa0a1dbd3d1010/tumblr_inline_nzpmjmwz3p1rjr2wr_500.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 05-01-2016, 02:01:13
Have you guys seen Vader Sessions?  An oldie but a goodie.  Guaranteed better than the Force Awakens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 05-01-2016, 04:01:08
Queen - "We Are the Champions" Acapella (Vocals Only) Concert Mash-Up  (https://youtu.be/GF8QWSW0UbY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 10-01-2016, 23:01:27
(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12417952_1278266082189521_7697514939547354893_n.jpg?oh=dc3bfa0f423b513494ddc3d3b49e43f0&oe=570A7023)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-01-2016, 12:01:50
During the times of HL:CS, my friend drew a point using marker in the exact middle of the monitor. He then bought AWM/P or Scout (no crosshair). He does not need to zoom to score fatal hits.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 12-01-2016, 00:01:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
its not funny but interesting and sad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 12-01-2016, 00:01:17
(http://i.imgur.com/YtczmYS.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 13-01-2016, 18:01:04
DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREET



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbtVycNV5cI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: TASSER on 19-01-2016, 02:01:48
Guys skiing deep powder wearing highly luminous LED suits. Totally awesome!

http://www.dailyliked.net/afterglow-skiing-led-suits/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 19-01-2016, 16:01:20
http://kotaku.com/explaining-the-biggest-news-in-japan-a-boy-band-apolog-1753725615

Japanese boyband personnel (in their 30-40s) apologising to the public for disbanding. A kowtow to the Japanese entertainment industry giant.

Apparently, male/female idols getting into relationship/moving on is a controversy. You are expected to stay virgin to keep the fantasy surreal.

WTF Japan series continues.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 25-01-2016, 00:01:50
SNOWBOARDING WITH THE NYPD (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRv7G7WpOoU)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 26-01-2016, 23:01:26

Classical Music Mashup
 (https://youtu.be/7OYkWSW7u4k)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 27-01-2016, 17:01:54
(http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50017/1000334473/870/the-coke-lights-broke-the-bank-photo-u1.jpg)

(http://cdn.viralvice.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/you-look-like-crap.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 27-01-2016, 18:01:04
Some elite joint in St. Tropez that sell Beluga caviar also offers Coca Cola. That's nice. Some passe wannabe bistrot maitre'd even cringed when a customer mentioned "Coke".

Also, why Dom Pe (I assume Dom Perignon) Rosé costs as much as a nice high end car? Any sales of this, represents a sign of economic bubble and unwarranted excess... jeez EUR 50.000. That's BMW M3 money right there. You could have enjoyed a thrilling ride for 3 years before the warranty ends and the car fails in Teutonic fashion. But for a few sips of sugary faded red wine? Perplexing.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 27-01-2016, 19:01:21
Some elite joint in St. Tropez that sell Beluga caviar also offers Coca Cola. That's nice. Some passe wannabe bistrot maitre'd even cringed when a customer mentioned "Coke".

Also, why Dom Pe (I assume Dom Perignon) Rosé costs as much as a nice high end car? Any sales of this, represents a sign of economic bubble and unwarranted excess... jeez EUR 50.000. That's BMW M3 money right there. You could have enjoyed a thrilling ride for 3 years before the warranty ends and the car fails in Teutonic fashion. But for a few sips of sugary faded red wine? Perplexing.

Yup, its a lot of money
 + tip money to the servant 10-20% ?

What a great day at job  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: siben on 27-01-2016, 19:01:06
Lol, we don't tip in europe, you are lucky if you get the last 5 cents of change on a 59,95 bill.....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 27-01-2016, 20:01:01
Lol, we don't tip in europe, you are lucky if you get the last 5 cents of change on a 59,95 bill.....

It depends. I think tip is normal in some hotels, bars, nightclubs etc
I sometimes tip my self 10-50dkr and get free coffée & shoots from the bar at some places. Not as much as 15 years ago
I sometimes get in front of line when ordering the next round
I have donated the fh2 server once
I think every tip is worth it -:)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 28-01-2016, 01:01:54
Apparently that bill is from 2012 or 2013.

Nikki-Beach St Tropez Funky Groove Party 7/28/2012 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYmiFc3KRu0)

Seems like you can get away cheaper.

(http://cache.20minutes.fr/photos/2008/07/22/plages-tres-privees-a-saint-tropez_5-diaporama.jpg)


Besides that: I'd tip 5% max. The difference is, that waitors don't really get paid in the US. They are much more depending on the tips than waitors in germany who start at a regular wage of 8,50 €uro per hour.
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Post by: Kelmola on 28-01-2016, 08:01:59
Lol, we don't tip in europe, you are lucky if you get the last 5 cents of change on a 59,95 bill.....

It depends. I think tip is normal in some hotels, bars, nightclubs etc
Varies by country, I'd say. The Finnish custom is that you tip only if you got extraordinarily good service or if you're feeling particularly generous. If you got about what you expected, you pay the listed price. If you are disappointed, you demand a discount. No guesswork, no surprises.

In the days of yore tipping the doorman often could get you eventually past the queue. Nowadays bouncers are not employed directly by the bar/nightclub anymore so can be working at a totally wrong place some nights.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 28-01-2016, 17:01:39
In West Coast US, my friend says, you could get $4.5 to $6 per hour. In Sydney, Australia, at least $14 per hour, and that's barely legal.

In here, we get service charge, between 5-10% of the food price (which is already very expensive by global standards). For a restaurant that pays its waiters about IDR 3 million (EUR 230) per month, they sell sauerkraut + bratwurst + mashed potato for IDR 100,000 per plate (EUR 6.60).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 28-01-2016, 19:01:13
When I visited Miami Beach 10 years ago for a week of clubbing almost every blonde girl staff in the bars & clubs had fixed tits, because tip was their only income :(
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-02-2016, 00:02:50
ISIS SUICIDE BOMBER PRANK!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEnD2h_mnQ)

I really had a laugh. But maybe it just bad taste and I had a weird day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 07-02-2016, 12:02:16
(http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/No+one+is+safe+_02f088caca99523bf6ef761febd98b92.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 11-02-2016, 22:02:35
Random pix
(http://oi68.tinypic.com/vg7vc6.jpg)

(http://oi65.tinypic.com/29w97xt.jpg)

(http://oi64.tinypic.com/2h7gzrq.jpg)

(http://oi67.tinypic.com/vse4k6.jpg)

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/1z18d9v.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 19-02-2016, 21:02:37
Fast and the Furious army style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNbkapSwEFU
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 23-02-2016, 02:02:57
LOL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OoQcQVYd82g
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 23-02-2016, 13:02:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdDoPr0q3UQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 24-02-2016, 22:02:42

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--eiZO1xdf--/tborasvedwwzlhxn11cv.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: NTH on 29-02-2016, 21:02:56
I went on the internet and fount his: http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/26/battlefield-5-reportedly-set-in-world-war-1-according-to-retailer (http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/26/battlefield-5-reportedly-set-in-world-war-1-according-to-retailer)
This is jizz-in-the-pants-worthy-rumours. bi-plane action over the trenches .....
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 29-02-2016, 23:02:16
I went on the internet and fount his: http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/26/battlefield-5-reportedly-set-in-world-war-1-according-to-retailer (http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/02/26/battlefield-5-reportedly-set-in-world-war-1-according-to-retailer)
This is jizz-in-the-pants-worthy-rumours. bi-plane action over the trenches .....
comments on that article are bloody toxic.

Anyway I'm more than happy with Verdun thank you
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 01-03-2016, 16:03:42
Glock vs Rubik's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txl5jFKnqY4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Tedacious on 02-03-2016, 12:03:58
comments on that article are bloody toxic.
wow, you weren't kidding. had to have a look.

Quote
There is a reason why we don't use ww1 era guns in wars anymore....it's because they are crap compared to the weapons and technology now, the ww1 era guns are crap in real life and they will be crap in a game, dice you had better not take the enjoyment of blasting in an attack chopper away from me. Graphics and helicopters please
damn and I thought I had so much fun in medieval games... but the weapons suck
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-03-2016, 13:03:19
I think any of those people in the articles would be shitting their pants when they, assaulting with their precious M4's, suddently recieve defensive fire from a MG08, Vickers or M1917 watercooled machine gun.

There is a reason why russia and India keep these guns in reserve (russia alone has over 150 000 Maxims according to sources)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 02-03-2016, 17:03:52
Well, reserve doesn´t mean they´re being used any more. Of course it´s dated technology, but in the historical context it´s still useful.

And I´d much rather carry a modern machine gune than one of those water-cooled beasts...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 02-03-2016, 18:03:58
Well, reserve doesn´t mean they´re being used any more. Of course it´s dated technology, but in the historical context it´s still useful.

And I´d much rather carry a modern machine gune than one of those water-cooled beasts...
They are kept in reserve for defensive static purposes. There are some recorded incidents during the syrian civil war, where syrian rebels pinned down Goverment forces for hours, because of one PM 1910 machine gun. The only way to deal with it, was to call in for armor support

In such, its better to have A machine gun, then no machinegun. Simular in how its better to have A tank, then none.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 02-03-2016, 19:03:48
Whatever happens, we have got /
The Maxim gun, and they have not.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hOMEr_jAy on 03-03-2016, 15:03:26
They are kept in reserve for defensive static purposes. There are some recorded incidents during the syrian civil war, where syrian rebels pinned down Goverment forces for hours, because of one PM 1910 machine gun. The only way to deal with it, was to call in for armor support

In such, its better to have A machine gun, then no machinegun. Simular in how its better to have A tank, then none.
Of course they can be effective, no doubt about it. But I´d guess that these type of weapons are mostly effective in very few, special circumstances, like immobile, defensive situations where firepower is more important than movement.

If you expect just this type of engagement these guns might fullfil their purpose, but I believe other types of machine-guns would fare similiarly or even better, because they´re less cumbersome. There´s a reason air-cooled, light weapons have replaced heavy, water-cooled ones during the last decades and that is that combat evolved into something where mobility is a crucial factor. And lugging a heavy, lead-spitting water-cooker is something that seriously inhibits your mobility...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2016, 07:03:15
RPK and PKMS or in some extent, RPD are also numerous for that purpose. But you know, you should keep them in place, just like US is storing their fleet and aircrafts somewhere, in a condition that it can be reactivated in very short moment.

BTW, let's not derail the joke thread.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 04-03-2016, 14:03:37
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/mb4ok1.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-03-2016, 17:03:50
Your choice for naming things are limited by globalisation now

https://www.techinasia.com/dell-peju-leaks

Peju = semen.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 06-03-2016, 18:03:30
(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1604750_528618237236760_988719382_n.jpg?oh=c4f052931b80a62379766dcd713d4634&oe=575F464C)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 06-03-2016, 20:03:07
I actually wanted a pair of those but they are handmade and only 1 off if i recall correctly. Lucky bastard who has them.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 07-03-2016, 01:03:36
Anctoville  Objective map version when all seems bugged....and 800 tickets left per side!!  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJby3PCfbo  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 07-03-2016, 13:03:20
Anctoville  Objective map version when all seems bugged....and 800 tickets left per side!!  :-\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJby3PCfbo  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H8PuweRVA

this
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ivancic1941 on 09-03-2016, 17:03:09
I actually wanted a pair of those but they are handmade and only 1 off if i recall correctly. Lucky bastard who has them.
As I saw now,she said she made first for her husband,and then she decided to sell them. So if she doesnt sell them,then big LOL dude ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 09-03-2016, 21:03:31
I don´t know what´s going on here...

(Edit: But 0:45 is my personal highlight.)

http://www.hornoxe.com/spasm-konzert-remmidemmi-auf-der-buehne/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 09-03-2016, 22:03:29
LOL, which one of those were you, Butcher?  :P
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 14-03-2016, 00:03:56
(http://oi67.tinypic.com/sxyfie.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-03-2016, 10:03:56
Hey the artist has the same name as me "Panos"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 14-03-2016, 11:03:37
Panos Bouras? I thought you were named like most of my Greek friends, Demetris.

Anyway. Here is one for weeaboos:
http://www.otaku-dad.com/comic/i39m-embarrassed-by-my-otaku-dad
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-03-2016, 01:03:11
bwahahaha. ;D

http://trumpdonald.org (http://trumpdonald.org)


Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump (HBO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 21-03-2016, 20:03:33
(http://picresize.com/images/rsz_gota_have_ribs.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 31-03-2016, 13:03:25
Ben Innes memes  :D

http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/31/the-hijack-selfie-guy-has-become-a-meme-5785690/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 01-04-2016, 17:04:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cafL0l-Mo


Japan is at it again
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 01-04-2016, 21:04:56
C-can we nuke em again? Maybe that 'll fix 'em.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 01-04-2016, 22:04:13
Speaking of Japan, did you guys see this:

https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o

Sorry if it was posted already.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Butcher on 01-04-2016, 23:04:18
So there seems to be a spiderman porn.

And then someone remixed it.

What a time to be alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENAe_Pi3RCo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 03-04-2016, 19:04:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cafL0l-Mo

Japan is at it again
Let's see. Catgirls, school uniforms, girl-girl love, ludicrously fast and sugary theme tune - this is pretty sane and mainstream for Japanese animation.

It isn't even Upotte level weird where all the underage schoolgirls are actually anthropomorphized guns and the Finnish exchange student Rk 95 TP is trying to rape or otherwise molest her crush...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 06-04-2016, 21:04:38
https://youtu.be/mmqqrtChc40
Lindybeige has been my favorite youtuber for a while. Here, he tells some stories from a Cromwell tanker.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 12-04-2016, 14:04:53
(https://i.imgur.com/DcffmrB.jpg)
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Post by: Zoologic on 12-04-2016, 18:04:40
Is this part of the "LEAVE" campaign?

Do it again Bomber Harris! But please, leave Southern and West Germany alone. I am still dreaming to purchase BMW cars one day.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 13-04-2016, 16:04:13
https://youtu.be/mmqqrtChc40
Lindybeige has been my favorite youtuber for a while. Here, he tells some stories from a Cromwell tanker.
I've actually read that book, it's quite good. 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 13-04-2016, 17:04:44
https://youtu.be/mmqqrtChc40
Lindybeige has been my favorite youtuber for a while. Here, he tells some stories from a Cromwell tanker.
I've actually read that book, it's quite good.
Same here, very good book.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-04-2016, 14:04:54
Very lovely to watch.

Koala joey runs over for belly tickles and cuddles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDxImCD4_QA)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 21-04-2016, 01:04:26
This was funny:

Bulldozer Battle on the Streets of China (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrtnIImGipg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 22-04-2016, 02:04:07
another funny:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgfODg-VAAAits3.jpg)

Earlier this week at USAG Hohenfels - U.S. Army Garrison Hohenfels the 173rd Airborne Brigade forgot how to Airborne... (https://facebook.com/usawtfm/videos/10154208113753606/?video_source=pages_finch_thumbnail_video)

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Post by: Oberst on 22-04-2016, 08:04:30
Was about to post the video  ;D
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 22-04-2016, 19:04:34
Quote
3 humvees low miles, brand new tires, new paint, only dropped once

Fucking golden comment right there
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 05-05-2016, 03:05:16
funny:

Biancoshock: "WEB 0.0" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpeYNBk9z4)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 10-05-2016, 02:05:56
If the Empire Strikes Back had a James Bond opening:

https://vimeo.com/165592795

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-05-2016, 18:05:52
Any AC/DC fans?

I'm positively surprised and impressed with Axl Rose's performance. Sounds kinda like Bon Scott with more barbed wire down the throat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwQYzZZ_O3w
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 10-05-2016, 23:05:11
Hehe, cool vid. There are many more of Axl with AC/DC, actually. What did Axl do to end up in that chair, btw? Break his leg or something?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 11-05-2016, 00:05:59
(http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.187482452.5980/ap,550x550,16x12,1,transparent,t.png)

They're like 1000 years old each. They should stop torturing themselves and stop doing what 20yo are doing. Let a new breed of rockers rock.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-05-2016, 05:05:42
You mean let the likes of Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or Hillary Duff sing their songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvC6jDrxT-U

True, they ruin our childhood memories, but sadly commodity rock songs nowadays are indie-wannabes.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 11-05-2016, 17:05:34
You mean let the likes of Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or Hillary Duff sing their songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvC6jDrxT-U
HOPE I --DON'T-- DIE BEFORE I GET OLD?

WHAT THE FUCK?! It destroys the whole meaning of the song.
kinda related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N35s_B71ob8
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: hitm4k3r on 11-05-2016, 22:05:34
They're like 1000 years old each. They should stop torturing themselves and stop doing what 20yo are doing. Let a new breed of rockers rock.

I'm AC/DC fan since I can think of and been to 3 shows, one of them together with the Rolling Stones on stage. I got to dissapoint you but there is no 20 yo rocking new breed out there that is anywhere near close those old rock legends, especialy in terms of life performance. Most "artists" these days are more busy with their hair styling instead of living their music. Ofcourse people like Lemmy looked fucking ugly, but who cares when you are in the middle of a crowd on a live concert and everybody is going crazy. Something that can't say about most modern bands I've seen live.

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-05-2016, 10:05:27
Lemmy is ugly, but he banged more woman than what is responsible in quantity. Pink Floyd despite urging rebellious minds and their anti-establishment songs, are living quite normally well-off. You can see the drummer, Nick Mason behaving decently in TV.

Each modern rockstars think themselves too highly in regards of their popularity and their female fans acceptance about their sexuality (picture KISS' Gene Simmons or Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst), hence their display of unwavering confidence up to their late 70s. Then some old people talk about their polite generation and classical music composers, tcheh! Bach probably has more of high-class nobility girls in his list than Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber combined. Talking about classical artists being the Baron's pet.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19423_rock-timeline-from-classic-rock-to-modern-crap-5Bcomic5D.html
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 12-05-2016, 21:05:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 14-05-2016, 13:05:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qIRtFE6aIc

Yes thats Ryan reynolds, burning Thefinebro's with a well placed shot
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 14-05-2016, 14:05:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qIRtFE6aIc

Yes thats Ryan reynolds, burning Thefinebro's with a well placed shot


That was just epic. Like that was an actual orbital bombardment not just a burn.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 27-05-2016, 01:05:57
(http://i64.tinypic.com/o88f8w.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 02-06-2016, 22:06:05
Such a great game.
Overwatch: Play of the Game  (https://youtu.be/pByJbGOPevo)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-06-2016, 00:06:29
 Our friendly neighbor psychopath's latest adventures.  (https://www.facebook.com/itsamazingthethingsthanalineofcokecandotoyourself/)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 10-06-2016, 01:06:56
How does he have 1800 likes?
That must be bought likes judging by the small amount liking and sharing his content.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MaJ.P.Bouras on 10-06-2016, 01:06:30
How does he have 1800 likes?
That must be bought likes judging by the small amount liking and sharing his content.

Probably local kids scared of the Beta Uprising orchestrated by him.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 11-06-2016, 00:06:46
(http://i.imgur.com/s9LVg4L.jpg)
Damaso actually trying to resist in bringing dictatorshipment to Spain. Shamefurr dispray
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 16-06-2016, 01:06:45
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck2rsXhW0AADsEu.jpg)

if you not understand /watch?v=vYso-ZUwEZ0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 20-06-2016, 18:06:45
http://i.imgur.com/hr4W2CZ.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/hr4W2CZ.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 11-07-2016, 23:07:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_bGczFQIOc&feature=youtu.be&t=27
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 12-07-2016, 01:07:03
Lindybeige is back on track with true quality after a 'eeeh' one regarding the MG42 and the Bren LMG.

Did shellshock occur in ancient/medieval times:
https://youtu.be/FDNyU1TQUXg

And my favorite to date: How many shoot to kill in war:
https://youtu.be/zViyZGmBhvs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 25-07-2016, 00:07:32
Game of Thrones Season 6: Blooper Reel (HBO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wsb4b8CjRs)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 30-07-2016, 21:07:28
Some religious folks a dancin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48laJC8wYl4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 30-07-2016, 22:07:21
Some religious folks a dancin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48laJC8wYl4
;D
Another dance related video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 30-07-2016, 23:07:16
Game of Thrones Season 6: Blooper Reel (HBO) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wsb4b8CjRs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwq09E17kY
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 03-08-2016, 16:08:22
3 a.m. | The SIMPSONS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSy8Tl2bjs)
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 03-08-2016, 18:08:07
Rick and morty IRL reenactment :

https://youtu.be/DXB988kF3hI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 08-08-2016, 15:08:18
It's Caturday. Everywhere. Post pictures!

(http://oi68.tinypic.com/2w6fn02.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 09-08-2016, 14:08:05
Live from DJ Bomber Harris's Whirlwind Tour of Europe, it's "Tremor in Dresden".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 12-08-2016, 10:08:10
(http://img.memecdn.com/this-challenge-is-getting-old_c_4657035.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 14-08-2016, 18:08:52
https://youtu.be/r_f7iEOB8Pc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 18-08-2016, 12:08:18
(https://d26horl2n8pviu.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/013/496/for_gallery_v2/10645006_970141616334796_1383775666132498238_n.jpg?1416015982)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-08-2016, 13:08:49
"Tanks could not be reached for comment"

Brilliant
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 26-08-2016, 01:08:32
LEGO Lee Enfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my5_vuZhUMM

LEGO PPSH 41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9eFtq0xN5E

LEGO STG 44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pya7qX55SwY

I really need to find my LEGO collection!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: MajorMajor on 30-08-2016, 16:08:29
I vehemently recommend this to anyone who has played the STALKER games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNPKO0SS-Ik

This one and the other videos of the " ... views on ..." series.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 31-08-2016, 11:08:36
http://www.northeastshooters.com/vbulletin/threads/179192-DIY-Shovel-AK-photo-tsunami-warning!

Remember this gem??
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 01-09-2016, 01:09:10
Still in need for a last minute holiday? Consider this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saXH4yQARqg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saXH4yQARqg)

Maybe...rather...don't.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 04-09-2016, 23:09:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rKRt5zVZgw

Understanding the german WW2 infantry squad for dummies. Awesome video
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 04-09-2016, 23:09:14
Top 10 Facts - Battlefield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls6NOyEzOAo

Fact no 10 is just wtf  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 05-09-2016, 20:09:34

Lindsay Lohan, GTA 5 Lawsuit Dismissed

(http://assets1.ignimgs.com/thumbs/userUploaded/2014/10/10/lindsay-1412979982412_270h.jpg)

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 06-09-2016, 00:09:00
PERKELE SAATANA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yfwrscKINA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 11-09-2016, 18:09:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPgq5ttvzoo

Anime used to be weird. And then came this shit several years ago
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 17-09-2016, 00:09:13
Extremely Anticlimatic IPhone 7 Launch in Viborg, Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrlqyvselQ
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Berkolok on 05-10-2016, 20:10:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMThJKXm9Tc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 14-10-2016, 18:10:53
GTA VR (ft. Steven Ogg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaLDnl_fEs
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Torenico on 20-10-2016, 01:10:02
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvJFxyAXYAEdRPN.jpg:large)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 23-10-2016, 23:10:43
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/s4a0x2.jpg)
Iraq and ISIS
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dancho on 27-10-2016, 21:10:15
http://zamunda.net/banan?id=147148&hit=1&t=game This is FH2 in a Bulgarian torrent webpage. It also has Russian interface and it is basicaly v2.0. And there is this comment in the comment section: "It is just a pitiful try to copy Call of Duty".
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 01-11-2016, 19:11:14
Japanese girl band cause outrage by dressing in NAZI-style outfits
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3873790/Japanese-girl-band-cause-outrage-dressing-NAZI-style-outfits.html

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 06-11-2016, 12:11:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nimuUOMx07A

Perkele simulator 5000!!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 06-11-2016, 23:11:44
Oh I see you found my favourite YT channel :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 22-11-2016, 17:11:25
(http://i.giphy.com/26tP3dxaoXtxQzX5m.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 23-11-2016, 00:11:48
HAES! HAES! HAES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rgRuYQme0M&index=3

Bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhY_VfD2yM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 24-11-2016, 16:11:33
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/520/834/aa3.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 27-11-2016, 02:11:54
This was funny:

Off-road Russian police chase  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ThvMr7I6I)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 02-12-2016, 01:12:32
So Epic..reminds me of some Goode Olden Days FH2 Willys Jeep/Sticky bomb rounds....  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5Z4IhAAMM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 02-12-2016, 19:12:18
 ;) it's a great korean film ! I liked it !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 07-12-2016, 02:12:12
I forgot to post:

I'm not watching Saturday Night Live regularily, so this was all new to me:

Inside President-elect Donald Trump’s Twitter strategy (https://www.facebook.com/snl/videos/10154715040216303)


 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 10-12-2016, 23:12:52
Ah the next few years will be great for all the memes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kuqOWLg3Tc
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 11-12-2016, 03:12:39
Ohhhhhhhhhh YES.

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder161/24155161.jpg)

Apparently this is the SNL snippet from the week before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOta7HctOb4

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 12-12-2016, 21:12:45
A British ww2 veteran talking about the Fairbairn-Sykes knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ozk1PBeQi4

What an absolute badass!


A bonus somewhat related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQARRckm6U
R.I.P Christopher Lee ;_;
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 19-12-2016, 02:12:12
Vladimir Putin And Donald Trump Cold Open SNL Dec 17 2016 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdyal_osAts)

 ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Wilhelm on 19-12-2016, 03:12:58
Vladimir Putin And Donald Trump Cold Open SNL Dec 17 2016 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdyal_osAts)

 ;D

Official upload is better quality, of course!  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ar80sFzViw

My favorite part is the elf-on-the-shelf joke.  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 25-12-2016, 02:12:45
Meanwhile in Kazan airport...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQo93KULd4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-12-2016, 21:12:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8TfVTZFQSM

PRUSSIAN GLORIA
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 25-12-2016, 23:12:42
Meanwhile in Kazan airport...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQo93KULd4
Wow, cool! He almost made it even...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 30-12-2016, 18:12:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmqqrtChc40

if you want some tales bout the cromwell tank
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 30-12-2016, 20:12:09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmqqrtChc40

if you want some tales bout the cromwell tank

I love me some Lindybeige, especially his tank videos.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 05-01-2017, 18:01:49
Battlefield 1 portable  ;D

Razer Project Valerie revealed - 11520 x 2160 Laptop: CES 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnrOhvUA8o8

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 06-01-2017, 00:01:39
Razer Project Valerie revealed - 11520 x 2160 Laptop: CES 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnrOhvUA8o8
Running three displays at 4k resolution at "Ultra" settings, when most desktop computers have hard enough time doing it on one display (whereas muh consoles must rely on hardware scaling 1080p or even lower resolution to "4k")?

This thing won't be affordable for a few years at least and will be among the worst investments ever when brand new (cf. television sets, when $100k a few years back bought you a set now available at $1k).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 10-01-2017, 13:01:17
Mark Hamill Reads Donald Trump Tweet As The Joker  :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHO31oi2OrE
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 11-01-2017, 01:01:34
Battlefield 1 portable  ;D

Razer Project Valerie revealed - 11520 x 2160 Laptop: CES 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnrOhvUA8o8

Two of the laptop prototypes have been stolen during/after CES 2017.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-01-2017, 09:01:24
I managed to memorise how to pronounce and write this name without rechecking:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantysilliogogogoch

Lan-faay'r-pull-gween-gill-go-ge-ree-chreew'n-drow-beell-lan-tee-silly-ogo-go-goch

Did I?

The only catch is that I have to sing it and still not able to pronounce it normally.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 11-01-2017, 14:01:07


Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantysilliogogogoch

Lan-faay'r-pull-gween-gill-go-ge-ree-chreew'n-drow-beell-lan-tee-silly-ogo-go-goch


chwirn-dro-booll-llan-tee-silyo-go-go-goch

Ll = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQBGOb7iQZ0

Ch = as in when a Scotsman says "Och aye the noo!"

All the letters are phonetic anyway as in "A" is Ah! not 'ey!  ;)


* Bonheddwr Liam Dutton shows you how.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-01-2017, 15:01:28
Ah, just looked at the video and another pronouncement of "Llanfairpwllgwyngyll..." Apparently there is a bit of mistake in this sing-along video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno&t=

So basically, replace ever 'll' in that name except syllio part? I believe it is close to "ts" sound, only made using that video-described technique.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 11-01-2017, 18:01:17
I managed to memorise how to pronounce and write this name without rechecking:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantysilliogogogoch

Lan-faay'r-pull-gween-gill-go-ge-ree-chreew'n-drow-beell-lan-tee-silly-ogo-go-goch

Did I?

The only catch is that I have to sing it and still not able to pronounce it normally.
Why do you need to do this, exactly?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 12-01-2017, 07:01:01
To prevent early signs of Alzheimer I guess?

I used to be quite ignorant about World War 2 aircrafts, let alone which one is Bf109 and which one is Yak-1. But now I was able to tell which is Spitfire Mk.I, Mk.V, or Mk.IX, it suddenly got into me somehow and quite nice to know. Games do help me a lot doing this. I memorised world map, thanks to Microsoft Flight Simulator and all its add-on glories. It does help to know that there are many places around the world named Sydney, London, Melbourne, and so on, makes me less nervous seeing the news.

Next: African tribes and languages, have no idea which one or what is Xhosa, Bantu, Tutsi, Swahili, Ashanti, and so on. Science says, their genes are much more diverse than let's say, the old world and new world people. So, Kenyans are genetically much different from Ugandans, than between the Russian and French people, for instance. Even than Swedish and Vietnamese people, or the Jews and Germans, which makes it kind of interesting. But on the surface, all we see is "black people", "black continent", and that kind of labeling.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 12-01-2017, 21:01:40
Science says, their genes are much more diverse than let's say, the old world and new world people. So, Kenyans are genetically much different from Ugandans, than between the Russian and French people, for instance. Even than Swedish and Vietnamese people, or the Jews and Germans, which makes it kind of interesting. But on the surface, all we see is "black people", "black continent", and that kind of labeling.
Both quite logical:
- man developed into Homo sapiens sapiens in Africa, and then started to migrate. Whilke the others wasted their time migrating, the giuys who stayed at home had time to develop genetic differences
- we label it "black" because of our lack of knowledge, just like we think Chinese people all look the same
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 15-01-2017, 04:01:46
All of Humanity....is here..  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WXVaChA3Q0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 01-02-2017, 17:02:11
(https://dsocdn.akamaized.net/Assets/Images_Upload/2017/02/01/8720793c-e89a-11e6-9edc-5e76fead4cdc_web_scale_0.2100841_0.2100841__.jpg)
Bit childish, but still funny IMO
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 02-02-2017, 02:02:12
Bye bye, Nigel.
Hope we won't meet again.

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/fbmkph.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 03-02-2017, 15:02:00
These kind of Europeans are bunch of Napoleon complex people. That is like a Chihuahua who think itself as a Mastiff, barking at wolves. Running back to their masters when things went awry. There is always things that makes you unhappy, but it shouldn't always be the reason to part ways. Divided, we crush them one by one, the peanuts and the small-minded lot of them. Their empty identity prides as well.

Enough rant on that, the EU themselves are also bunch of two-timing smartarse, like how the ego of Parisien spoils the rest of France, the entire nation's history.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 06-02-2017, 02:02:51
Oval Office Cold Open - SNL (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyLWy3PNsfw)

SNL - White House Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer 02/04/2017 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noGvAQv4jzE) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au_KRPxcMi4

Enjoy! ;D


Edit:// Alt url
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 06-02-2017, 04:02:39
Saw that Sean Spicer skit. Brilliant.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 09-02-2017, 18:02:17
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 12-02-2017, 22:02:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI7tWd7B3iI

How to play Doom with a toaster.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 13-02-2017, 00:02:59
^^ that ended up kinda weird. If it wasn't weird from the beginning.

Sean Spicer Press Conference Cold Open, SNL, February 11th, 2017 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6Sy6rx49k)

Trump People's Court, SNL, February 11th, 2017 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ky7US4ILlY)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 15-02-2017, 02:02:51
Monopoly man talks about Char B-1 Bis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz8L1FU74Rs

Seems like a good channel to binge watch.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 16-02-2017, 16:02:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

oi blin she stole my heart. And crimea
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 16-02-2017, 23:02:59
If you want, there's more out there of her:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRefmr8JLOXn3XRm8YRkgkQ/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5deoG2axspeYFgVXBDX0xw/videos

The one you linked is the best though imo
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 18-02-2017, 03:02:28
https://youtu.be/FdhMHRQdh0Y
Winter war best day of my life

Finns will always be the best people on earth.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 18-02-2017, 08:02:05
https://youtu.be/FdhMHRQdh0Y
Winter war best day of my life

Finns will always be the best people on earth.
;D

I'm speechless.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 18-02-2017, 09:02:02
https://youtu.be/FdhMHRQdh0Y
Winter war best day of my life

Finns will always be the best people on earth.
;D

I'm speechless.
Who is the cute doped girl smacking on the table? :>
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 18-02-2017, 10:02:40
Who is the cute doped girl smacking on the table? :>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therese_Johaug
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 04-03-2017, 15:03:09
Funny German is as rare as Snow Leopards. So I need to share this:

(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/axV0pKp_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 09-03-2017, 00:03:38
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Luftwaffles_f2f18b_5173682.jpg)


(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/df635d7e1b8cb640c756b5edd98afe8a825055766d4ba0d17183f347fb013975_1.jpg)


(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/2e717a27d8c3117add58337bcf2f8d13dfbf1eec35249f7b53aa29fce0fbffd8_1.jpg)


(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/c2ec462eb40b7ab98f6bf89542e65a5928a946266c70cccd9037747ea4bf309d_1.jpg)


(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/2173ae51016b1b11563a5176beba3aeef40f6fd6918569ff460f75c0abdd8887_1.jpg)


(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/f16e7f7ab89dd2c2645ce9d9c88bf355484b2811d152511562e5c2b123b948cc_1.jpg)


(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Justgirlythings_76c9f2_5057131.jpg)


(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/517/295/c38.jpg)


(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/cb9f5a83b167e7f1d1887d4e2d40eb98d813e7d4977daf1417bbfde2a7f71473_1.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/5JhuDD2.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/geISafA.png)


For the uninitiated: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-little-things
TL;DR: Vapid teenage millenial girls makes cringey image captions about their shallow lives, internet makes them funny. (The two last are sad though)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 09-03-2017, 01:03:12
You're a bit late on this one.  ;)

Quality and political correctness may vary one these depending on the author. Intent is the first victim in meme popularization.


(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32817143/1455481375679.jpg)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32817151/1455481668069.pngllllll)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32817154/1455481715773.jpg)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32817157/1455481734350.png)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32817165/1455481784308.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 10-03-2017, 20:03:24
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a68a0c7a08404ec31cdbac6f5095570/tumblr_mihvkgPgbH1s4cw0zo1_500.jpg)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-03-2017, 06:03:04
Today, these memes become the source of that unique individul "snowflakes" name-calling.  :D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 12-03-2017, 02:03:55
(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32833525/1489280491795.jpg)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32833526/1489279950206.gif)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32833532/1489270323776.jpg)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32833535/1489278599350.jpg)
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Post by: pizzzaman on 14-03-2017, 17:03:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI7tWd7B3iI

How to play Doom with a toaster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRMpNA86e8Q

How to play Doom with a Porsche 911
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 15-03-2017, 03:03:37
^^ That started kinda weird and ended up even more weird. And I start to believe I'm repeating myself here.

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32850081/1489540806922.jpg)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32850084/1489544271691.jpg)

(https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32850082/1489543546496.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 16-03-2017, 23:03:29
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/new-nuclear-explosion-youtube-videos-llnl-2017-3


The playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvGO_dWo8VfcmG166wKRy5z-GlJ_OQND5
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 17-03-2017, 18:03:55
(http://i.imgur.com/Pnk6A2j.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dancho on 13-04-2017, 21:04:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1075267255&feature=iv&src_vid=c4h1IXlfiLo&v=XMBRa5_mwjk The creapiest thing I've seen on the web.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 13-04-2017, 23:04:03
Yeah, honestly it's no joke.

Close to where I live there is a building on university campus that has some ghost sightings and sounds. What I mean by "sounds" is that you can hear a lady's (well I assume) high heels clopping around at random.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 14-04-2017, 00:04:29
If we're talking spooky stories: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

Still one of the things that raises most questions with me  ???

But also; the general effects of infrasound https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasound , like Vic Tandy's experience https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Tandy (damn that must have been creepy as hell to go through that)
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Post by: Dancho on 14-04-2017, 00:04:31
I've readen a lot about Dyatlov's Pass. Now I'll check what's up with Vic Tandy.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dukat on 17-04-2017, 02:04:10
Ok, here is my attempt. And don't say it is easy to link some entertainment these days.

SNL - Easter Message from Sean Spicer (Melissa McCarthy) 4/15/2017:
#1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7QXP6t2FE0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7QXP6t2FE0)
#2: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SNL+-+Easter+Message+from+Sean+Spicer+(Melissa+McCarthy)+4%2F15%2F2017 (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SNL+-+Easter+Message+from+Sean+Spicer+(Melissa+McCarthy)+4%2F15%2F2017)


SNL - Donald Trump Cold Open 4/15/2017:
#1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1d2oWaZ8og (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1d2oWaZ8og)
#2:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SNL+-+Donald+Trump+Cold+Open+4%2F15%2F2017 (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SNL+-+Donald+Trump+Cold+Open+4%2F15%2F2017)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 27-04-2017, 00:04:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgzwFLGRG0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Kelmola on 30-04-2017, 12:04:58
How to order Chicken McNuggets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJDHoxCza4I
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 30-04-2017, 19:04:39
One of the best things posted here so far. Just about every line of that short vid could be repeated here as epic quote.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 30-04-2017, 23:04:59
How to order Chicken McNuggets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJDHoxCza4I

That reminds me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9d0GeWRyF4
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 01-05-2017, 03:05:45
Some humour transcends language barriers. This is at the dentist.
https://youtu.be/sgcZ0bXNirI
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FORGOTTENKEVINOHOPE on 01-05-2017, 06:05:06
this is how i order my nuggets -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PsKw__7f-c
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-05-2017, 06:05:50
(https://i.imgur.com/Piph3hG.png)

If I disagree with this, will it make me sexist? (since there is that partriarchy hashtag)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 05-05-2017, 17:05:14
Hey Zoo, better change that link so it's visible for all of us ;)

https://i.imgur.com/Piph3hG.jpg

And no, if you disgaree with this, you're just being realistic :)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 05-05-2017, 18:05:20
Yes, I didn't notice that. Since imgur is somewhat banned by this "ISIS-aligned" tellecom company. Fucking censored imgur, reddit, and a couple of porn sites, yet I can open Dabiq perfectly. Thankfully, my home computer ISP is much better.

Yeah, last time, it was David Wolfe's pseudoscientific nonsense. Then I found this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 27-05-2017, 10:05:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3kx2HMZd0

Totally the way the germans fired their MG42 in WW2
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Post by: Dancho on 08-06-2017, 20:06:22
I am just leaving this here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdDnbXXn20
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 08-06-2017, 22:06:11
Wow, that is just... another fine example of how well propaganda works. It still has it's effects, after so many years.

I know people from Putten, it is quite awkward to see these elderly guys first denying it, then justifying it. A murder of hundreds, incredible.

Problem is that our own veterans have a hard time admitting their own warcrimes in Indonesia too. I guess it's part of human nature that you want to withdraw from anything destructive in hindsight.
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Post by: Matthew_Baker on 08-06-2017, 22:06:41
 :o That's a hell of a video. The disbelief and justification for taking people to labor camps and the dismissal of the Invasion of the Netherlands. It's quite strange to see.

One of the greatest WW2 documentaries imo was Hell in the Pacific that had a lot of people on both sides talk candidly about the horrors of war.

Here's a link to a Japanese solider talking about the Invasion of China
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkfNfgsqWLE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkfNfgsqWLE) 15 min in is the bit idk how to link to a time

I guess this is a bit much for the 'Joke Harder' thread so here's some Americans firing Roman Candles at each other on trampolines :P
http://i.imgur.com/mYs6e2c.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/mYs6e2c.gifv)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dancho on 10-06-2017, 00:06:13
It gets even worse when you check the comment section. Also... what if the Rome fire thing touch your face or skin?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FHMax3 on 10-06-2017, 10:06:35
Looking for HO-229 reference images find this:

(https://images.discordapp.net/attachments/246824026633142272/322985127875444746/eRDMheF.png?width=400&height=209)

1. What the hell am i looking at?
2. where the fuck can i get one?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: ajappat on 10-06-2017, 11:06:56
Some boss fight from ace combat 6 I believe. Could be some other ace combat too.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: THeTA0123 on 10-06-2017, 17:06:22
Looking for HO-229 reference images find this:

(https://images.discordapp.net/attachments/246824026633142272/322985127875444746/eRDMheF.png?width=400&height=209)

1. What the hell am i looking at?
2. where the fuck can i get one?
Either the P-1112 Aigaion Heavy command cruiser or P-1114 Gyges Aerial warship. These ships were part of the Estovakian air force in the videogame ace combat 6: fires of liberation
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Post by: Redbadd on 12-06-2017, 14:06:40
To be frank about the whole Putten thing, for unknown reasons a resistance group ambushed a random german car. Wounded 2 out of 4 of wich 1 died an captured the other wounded German, the car was shot to bits.
The group was given the chance to give themselves up in exchange for the hostage Puttenaren, but they didn't, and one of the group was even held hostage.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 12-06-2017, 18:06:11
To be frank about the whole Putten thing, for unknown reasons a resistance group ambushed a random german car. Wounded 2 out of 4 of wich 1 died an captured the other wounded German, the car was shot to bits.
The group was given the chance to give themselves up in exchange for the hostage Puttenaren, but they didn't, and one of the group was even held hostage.
Your point being?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Roughbeak on 22-06-2017, 14:06:11
This is meant to be a neutral post, no direct feelings to both political parties. :)

Just found this:
(http://i.imgur.com/OUMIB7er.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Redbadd on 23-06-2017, 13:06:22
Your point being?[/quote]

That the responsibility for this tragedy doesn't solely lie with the Germans. I'd say for the greater part with those resistance fighters.

What was she hoping to get from those guys anyways,  a sincere sorry for your loss?
 
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Ts4EVER on 23-06-2017, 14:06:45
That the responsibility for this tragedy doesn't solely lie with the Germans. I'd say for the greater part with those resistance fighters.

What? The Germans forcefully occupied a foreign country, what more responsibility is there?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Captain Pyjama Shark on 23-06-2017, 14:06:07
That the responsibility for this tragedy doesn't solely lie with the Germans. I'd say for the greater part with those resistance fighters.

What? The Germans forcefully occupied a foreign country, what more responsibility is there?

Yes but they were very polite unlike those meanie resistance fighters! If only they had just nicely asked the Germans to leave!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 23-06-2017, 17:06:43
Back to real joke:

https://www.facebook.com/NextShark/videos/718813721642252/

Chinese chef serves (American) white people instant noodles for $20.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 23-06-2017, 21:06:59
Your point being?

That the responsibility for this tragedy doesn't solely lie with the Germans. I'd say for the greater part with those resistance fighters.

What was she hoping to get from those guys anyways,  a sincere sorry for your loss?
[/quote]Yeah, I was afraid you'd say that.

So killing off ~600 civilians is actually the resistance fighter's fault? You don't see how it is the Wehrmacht overreacting heavily?

I'm truly amazed and also a bit sorry for you.
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Post by: THeTA0123 on 25-06-2017, 17:06:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrkUqOV4kZA

When an american shoots a german gun
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Post by: Alubat on 25-06-2017, 18:06:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrkUqOV4kZA

When an american shoots a german gun

Ouch
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Redbadd on 26-06-2017, 03:06:11
Your point being?

That the responsibility for this tragedy doesn't solely lie with the Germans. I'd say for the greater part with those resistance fighters.

What was she hoping to get from those guys anyways,  a sincere sorry for your loss?
Yeah, I was afraid you'd say that.

So killing off ~600 civilians is actually the resistance fighter's fault? You don't see how it is the Wehrmacht overreacting heavily?

I'm truly amazed and also a bit sorry for you.
[/quote]
You don't think that any well thinking person would do this. They managed to break 2 prisons without firing a shot, to not provoke a response. Because regardless of the Germans being right or wrong, they still had a responsibility to their own people. And there was no reaction.
There was no reason to provoke the beast, but they still did it. At that time almost 75% of the jewish population was shipped away unprovoked. Shipments that went on schedule I might add.

But when it was clear the war was over, they decided to help by shooting up a random car.
If you pick a fight with a madman its still your own responsibilty.

And maybe get of the high horse, it was a shit time and the US airforce killed around 1000 dutch civilians in one secondary attack when there was an overcast in Germany.
And its hard to say what those old men went through on the eastern front, probably wasn't their hobby either.


And yes TS it was a shit move, but there was a huge machine of destruction crushing Germany by then (1944), and no armed contribution by dutch civilians would have altered the outcome or sped up the war.
So what was there to be gained but personal glory or revenge?
Dutch resistance needed money and coupons to look after people in hiding, when they did use force it was to get these things.
 Wouldn't it have made more sence to send these items instead of weapons?
Those weapons were a means to enforce power by the government in exile, over the Netherlands so that possible communist/ groups unfavorable  to the government, wouldn't gain to much power.
Weapons in hands of the not to bright can lead to tragedies like this.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dancho on 26-06-2017, 20:06:35
Whoa guys.. I should've posted this elsewhere.
However, it's not only about the car. It's about how the propaganda still has it's effects on those guys even today (or maybe few years ago when the video was filmed).
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 26-06-2017, 20:06:58
You don't think that any well thinking person would do this. They managed to break 2 prisons without firing a shot, to not provoke a response. Because regardless of the Germans being right or wrong, they still had a responsibility to their own people. And there was no reaction.
There was no reason to provoke the beast, but they still did it. At that time almost 75% of the jewish population was shipped away unprovoked. Shipments that went on schedule I might add.

But when it was clear the war was over, they decided to help by shooting up a random car.
If you pick a fight with a madman its still your own responsibilty.

And maybe get of the high horse, it was a shit time and the US airforce killed around 1000 dutch civilians in one secondary attack when there was an overcast in Germany.
And its hard to say what those old men went through on the eastern front, probably wasn't their hobby either.


And yes TS it was a shit move, but there was a huge machine of destruction crushing Germany by then (1944), and no armed contribution by dutch civilians would have altered the outcome or sped up the war.
So what was there to be gained but personal glory or revenge?
Dutch resistance needed money and coupons to look after people in hiding, when they did use force it was to get these things.
 Wouldn't it have made more sence to send these items instead of weapons?
Those weapons were a means to enforce power by the government in exile, over the Netherlands so that possible communist/ groups unfavorable  to the government, wouldn't gain to much power.
Weapons in hands of the not to bright can lead to tragedies like this.
I agree with you on several things like:
- Jews being deported very successfully from the Netherlands (highest percentage caught Jews in Europe)
- weapons in the hands of the not so bright leads to tragedies (in general, not in this particular case per se)
- some resistance groups succeeded in doing non-violent resistance
- the allies caused many civilian casualties, but because they were the "good guys" it is swept under the rug
- towards the end of the war "the resistance" grew exponentially, because people were opportunistic

but I still can't shake the feeling that you are justifying the Wehrmacht's action by saying the "they should have known stuff like this could happen". The Putten raid was the Germans overreacting heavily and I can't understand why you wouldn't see that. "It was war" is not a valid argument, even though those oldtimers use it, I just think that's because they are out of arguments.

Also, the way the war went for Germany can never be an excuse for any sort of behaviour towards civilians of occupied countries. Yes, the destruction in Germany was huge, but they started the war, didn't they? So if they were angry with how it went by 1944, they should have worked together with Von Stauffenberg instead of killing civilians who had nothing to do with how the war went in general or the particular attack at Putten. And whether or not those old guys were at the Eastern Front, or in the Netherlands, it shouldn't really matter imo: their minds are still brainwashed, just like Dancho says. I also think that it's hard for people to be confronted with the very bad things you have done in your past, like I wrote before
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Problem is that our own veterans have a hard time admitting their own warcrimes in Indonesia too. I guess it's part of human nature that you want to withdraw from anything destructive in hindsight.

One thing you write about sparks my interest: the thing about the weapons being a means to enforce power by the government in exile. Do you have any good sources on that? I'd love to read up on it.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 15-07-2017, 00:07:24
(https://i.imgur.com/pdRGiA4_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high)
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Post by: Korsakov829 on 20-07-2017, 06:07:04
http://www.pushtrumpoffacliffagain.com/
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FHMax3 on 20-07-2017, 08:07:48
(https://i.imgur.com/pdRGiA4_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high)
But the Mg-42 only appeared in 1943!!!
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Post by: pizzzaman on 20-07-2017, 18:07:07
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/951/216.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: FHMax3 on 20-07-2017, 19:07:10
And with flippy's quote underneath that, this is perfrect.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 03-08-2017, 19:08:45
(http://i.imgur.com/rrRQNr0.png)

No turret is the best type of turret ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Dancho on 10-08-2017, 22:08:41
I am going to show you one of the new music "hits" in Bulgaria. It's performed by a 14-year old girl and the official video was deleted by YouTube because, as it appears the music for it was stolen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1pE-6VhpM
The original music was written by the composer Bijan Khadem-Missag for a Bihaist pray making it in to a song. In case you didn't know (just like me) Bihaism is religion in the Middle East with 5-7 million of folowers. Anyways, I just want to ask-do you have such singers in your country?

We also have this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWKlzLvFGw
Published in 2015 when the singer was 16.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 11-08-2017, 15:08:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ5dMYx2no

Optimistic!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 10-09-2017, 13:09:25
https://www.rt.com/usa/402707-shoot-at-hurricane-irma-florida/

'Muricah!
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 15-09-2017, 17:09:57
(https://scontent-sit4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21743236_1090101284453663_4473399641851452999_n.jpg?oh=3447ff3991a2f72f91f8bfcf331d2325&oe=5A450584)Main Characters of Shonen Animes

1980s-1990s anime
"looking for worthy opponents throughout the world"

"Muscle muscle muscle"

"manly faces"

"vengeances"

-words are already in English


1990s-2000s

"although I am weak, I will try my best to be strong"

"keep training"

"hard worker"

"some people said my anime is cancer"
"have a lot of friends"
"the closest friend is the main character's greatest competition"

2000s-2010s

"b boku wa.... demo... boku wa..." (I am... but... I am...)
"harem cocks"
"surrounded by moe girls in order to sell the anime, since the story sucks"
"2 of the moe girls are always be debated by the idiot fans"
"weak
until the 'god/hero/game developer/etc' suddenly gave overpowering ability"
"3-segmented hair"
"beta as fuck"
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 23-09-2017, 09:09:33
 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41367394
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 21-10-2017, 16:10:48
this is pure art <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JABdS-HN5A
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 21-10-2017, 17:10:09
Is that a serious effort to make a movie? Or is it tongue-in-cheek?
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 21-10-2017, 18:10:59
Is that a serious effort to make a movie? Or is it tongue-in-cheek?
It's kind of both...

Review of a WakaliWood film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUtiVL6z8wE
My favorite part is between 14:20 - 15:10
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 28-10-2017, 19:10:56
EA has pulled the plug on Battlefield Revive. This video i still relevant 11 years later.

https://youtu.be/vB6YieRzcxg

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 28-10-2017, 23:10:00
Have you read there actuall mail, the sent the revive bf team? What the ea legal department actually only demands is to stop providing copies of the games, as well as stop using the logos on their website. Which is their right.

And the text was even written with in a fairly nice and funny form.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: LuckyOne on 29-10-2017, 00:10:16
EA has pulled the plug on Battlefield Revive. This video i still relevant 11 years later.

https://youtu.be/vB6YieRzcxg

Holy shit I wasn't even aware they revived Battlefield Heroes! I guess that might have been the drop that spilled the glass... They got almost 175 000 sign ups for it!

I'm really sick of gamers being held hostage by these greedy Electronic Assholes type companies. I mean I paid for the bloody product, fair and square. They took my right to use it by killing the servers. The community fixed their shit and enabled people to use the product the people already paid for, not seeking any profit whatsoever, but instead providing a service on a volunteer basis. And they offered the files for the convenience of people (most of whom already paid for the bloody files at least once) because Electronic Assholes decided the cost of letting people download the shit they already paid for was too high for their profit margin.

I mean, I get it, 175 000 potentially lost customers could be a lot. But now they got 175 000 angry, disappointed and certainly lost customers. Because f*** logic.


EDIT: Apparently there are plans by a different community to attempt a relaunch with a setup that is more in line with EA's original ToS. Also there are speculations that the Cease and Desist notice was a scam setup by one of the Revive guys who ran off with the money received from donations and advertising. Not sure what to make of this all...
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Matthew_Baker on 29-10-2017, 02:10:00
I guess this happens to all games. I haven't played any other game for as long as BF2, but I imagine that games like Medal of Honor, Call of Duty etc.. all go through the same cycle of having their online services discontinued because it's no longer viable for the company to host a server for them; BF2 is unique in that it's basically ONLY a multiplayer game and it's mod-ability has kept it viable for people long after it's release.

FH should be fine despite all of this. All the devs and community have done is set up a server for our fans to play online with us. (afaik the login server is hosted by PR Devs tho?) hell one of the big reasons that we have so few players is because of how hard it is to find and install a valid copy of BF2.

PR is different because they're modifying their files so that you don't need BF2 to run it, yet they're still using BF2's intellectual property. So PR could be in the crosshairs for EA's legal staff should they choose to write to them. And that would also cause problems for FH IF the login server is hosted by the PR Team. (I think it is but idk)

But tbh, I don't think EA will come after the PR team in any way. PR is more popular than people think. Squad, Hell Let Loose, Post Scriptum are all games that have publicly acknowledged that PR helped them get to where they are. If DICE is any sort of game studio, they have a very good grasp on the FPS industry and have at least heard about PR.

I don't think it's a matter of PR trying not to be noticed by EA, but more that EA doesn't care what PR are doing. They consider it harmless and won't do anything.

The one thing I wish EA would do is just put these old games on Origin for people to buy and download.
 No need for them to provide technical support, no need to host a server for them. Just throw up a download link, make a disclaimer saying that "we no longer support this game etc..." and let people give you money for it.

I just can't wrap my head around the idea that making the old titles available to buy would cost that much for them to do.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Oberst on 29-10-2017, 09:10:47
This is the text EA Sent to the revive bf team.

Quote
Dear [REDACTED],

I write on behalf of Electronic Arts Inc. and its development studio DICE or, in other words, ‘those guys that make Battlefield’.

We’ve noticed that Revive Network has several projects and websites devoted to being a Medic by reviving older Battlefield games, including Battlefield Heroes, Battlefield 2, and Battlefield 2142. It’s great to see your enthusiasm for these titles. Not to brag, but we too get the nostalgia chills when booting up these classic entries in the Battlefield franchise.

We need a favor though: we must ask that you stop throwing down Ammo Crates. In other, more legal-styled terms, please stop distributing copies of our game clients and using our trademarks, logos, and artwork on your sites. Thing is, your websites may easily mislead visitors to believe that you are associated or affiliated with EA and we’re the only ones that get to wear the Official EA dog tag. Since you’re Battlefield community members, we know that you are smart and helpful, and will respect that we must protect our intellectual property rights in the franchise.

Please drop us a line to let us know you’re on board with this. Should you have any questions regarding all this, please do not hesitate to contact me via e-mail at [REDACTED]@ea.com.

Thanks,

[REDACTED]

Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Flippy Warbear on 29-10-2017, 11:10:01
The only thing coming to my mind after reading all that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_yxUHDZTq0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 03-12-2017, 21:12:38
When dad is in charge of Elf on the Shelf

For whole collection: https://imgur.com/gallery/yjl3w

(https://i.imgur.com/uapjVCh.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Zoologic on 11-12-2017, 04:12:54
In aviation, pilots read V-speeds during take-off.


And then the plane will airborne, slowly followed by "V2" (the speed where the plane can continue to climb).

They normally use English, and I believe the pronounciation of "V2" in English sounds inappropriate in Finnish.
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Musti on 11-12-2017, 21:12:34
Wow, took me a second to figure that one out  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Hjaldrgud on 22-12-2017, 13:12:17
I may have posted this before

(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19441902_792953030869954_7972773799201104570_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=38df04415a82b479ea9c002e78a5db63&oe=5AD469C5)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Slayer on 22-12-2017, 17:12:53
Hehe, reminds me of this one:
(https://remarkableleader.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/bear-in-cross-hairs.jpg?w=400)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 03-03-2018, 17:03:13
(https://i.imgur.com/maZcfNa.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/gHQV7UN.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/QBP1PEC.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/OOPOflf.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/uqDgwuA.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Seth_Soldier on 03-03-2018, 17:03:59
awesome ! Thx !
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: VonMudra on 03-03-2018, 18:03:15
Very nice, though I think the Zis30 could be replaced by the Archer to make more sense ;)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 03-03-2018, 19:03:00
Some Archer love and more:

(https://i.imgur.com/aB0oxo2.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/oyYIXdn.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/ICPouAT.jpg)

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/190/462933177_3ed7457102_o.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 11-03-2018, 01:03:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNxkMHChBN0
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: luftwaffe.be on 03-04-2018, 21:04:28
(https://pics.me.me/im-cathy-newman-we-like-to-sav-cathy-new-people-30812898.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Alubat on 15-04-2018, 19:04:48
(https://i.imgur.com/2hFeXOq.png)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Born2Kill 007 on 15-04-2018, 20:04:21
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/299/169/57a.jpg)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/299/153/6cf.png)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/299/181/d5f.png)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/299/158/00a.jpg_large)

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/012/zuckymczuck.jpg)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: pizzzaman on 15-04-2018, 21:04:28
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8MDrqo04S4I/WtDntAmzevI/AAAAAAAAMns/srxjD6wCqHA9-vdieL8KyiuanLzPnPjTQCLcBGAs/s640/Mark-Zuckerberg-drinking-water-like-the-humans.gif)
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 03-05-2018, 01:05:25
https://youtu.be/yvTgiEJrP28

I'm up for a "Wild Geese" squad on one of these bloody Jap maps on 762!  ;D
Title: Dutch guy singing an old Swedish song or vice versa..
Post by: Capten_C on 06-03-2021, 23:03:06
Hi Chaps! ( Posted on Discord/barracks) Couldn't for the life of me find a #jibbajabba !  ???

Didn't know what section to post this, so apologies in advance!  A good few years back someone posted on the FH2 forums a few Comedy youtube videos featuring someone singing with a fish on his head.

He was either a  Dutch guy singing an old Swedish song or vice versa, or maybe some other Scandinavian country. The damn thing popped into my head just now, made me laugh back then.  ;D

I can't find anything on youtube (I may be hallucinating about it and it never existed! ) And there was one video when someone wakes him up with a hangover and he goes into the shower with his clothes on and sings the song!

Anyway, tiz a longshot, but someone here might remember!   Cheers!  ;D
Title: Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
Post by: Capten_C on 07-03-2021, 16:03:50
Here's a treat to Dutch people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwxE7Ky5hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZNuwAK-dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_PiH1791s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jv6sX94rf0

Found!