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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6360 on: 02-01-2012, 16:01:51 »
i made the experience that people who dont like animals, be it cats, dogs or whatever are generally assholes. had to work with someone and we started to smalltalk and he told me he didnt like dogs - i didnt even wonder, i didnt like him before - his whole attitude was like "everybody is against me!".

on the other side its always nice and easy to get to talk to someone who has an animal him- or especially herself. :D

somewhere around here there was already found a piece of bacon in the field with nails in it so that a dog would get hurt. how sick can people get?
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6361 on: 02-01-2012, 16:01:04 »
What if you like cats but not dogs? You're asshole adjacent?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6362 on: 02-01-2012, 17:01:16 »
i meant people who dont like animals at all. and thats just my experience.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6363 on: 02-01-2012, 17:01:03 »

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J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
J'aime l'oignon car il est bon
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J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon

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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6366 on: 02-01-2012, 18:01:41 »
Epic Czech homemade Sdkfz 222 replica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZqsE8M6dJA&feature=related

It would be so cool to drive around in that... But it's damn expensive... It cost them almost 40 000 $ to make it, and that's not including the stuff they brought from home and labor...
This sentence is intentionally left unfinished...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6367 on: 02-01-2012, 19:01:45 »
mother of god

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6368 on: 02-01-2012, 23:01:44 »

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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6370 on: 02-01-2012, 23:01:06 »
Booze drinking: Finnish way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1yufd_-z4
Hypothesis 1: he's cheating, and he has drank a bottle of vegetable oil just before to prevent the alcohol from being absorbed from stomach, and throws up immediatly afterwards (like in the infamous drinking contest between two Poles; the winrar did this, the loser didn't and died.)

Hypothesis 2: as it was said in the comments, "does the guy really look like he would need to cheat"?

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6371 on: 03-01-2012, 00:01:01 »
WARNING!
Assholes are closer than they appear!

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6372 on: 03-01-2012, 01:01:13 »
Hehe, reminds me of this russian kid drinking a whole vodka bottle in school:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKvv9dc80w

Or the swedish Tequila Suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6iEKVLzWY
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6373 on: 03-01-2012, 09:01:29 »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6374 on: 03-01-2012, 13:01:11 »
AFTERMATH!
I'm taking my own freedom
puttin' it in my song
singing loud and strong
proving all day long
I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold