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I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #962 on: 12-05-2012, 15:05:01 »
Just saw that this morning.

I really really wonder about female battle suit functionality.



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #963 on: 12-05-2012, 18:05:14 »
female battle suits, the biggest cover-up in history ;)
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #964 on: 12-05-2012, 22:05:22 »
female battle suits, the biggest cover-up in history ;)
but the less covering  ;D
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #965 on: 13-05-2012, 02:05:34 »





I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #966 on: 13-05-2012, 15:05:23 »
might not be that funny but i found it quite interessting
http://news.yahoo.com/german-police-used-only-85-bullets-against-people-155155175.html

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According to Germany's Der Spiegel, German police shot only 85 bullets in all of 2011, a stark reminder that not every country is as gun-crazy as the U.S. of A. As Boing Boing translates, most of those shots weren't even aimed people: "49 warning shots, 36 shots on suspects. 15 persons were injured, 6 were killed."

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Technically, about 9,000 more shots were fired at sick and dangerous animals. (Germany, why do you kill your animals?) But since we couldn't watch the end of Old Yeller, we'll look the other way on those humanitarian shootings.

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Meanwhile, in the U.S., where the population is little less than four times the size of Germany's, well, we can get to 85 in just one sitting, thank you very much. 84 shots fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, another 90 shot at one fleeing unarmed man in Los Angeles. And that was just April. So we bring you Germany's shot total in case you forgot about America shoots itself in the foot with its manic love of guns.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #967 on: 13-05-2012, 22:05:20 »
Oh well. Yea tha's pretty much Germany. A friend of mine is policeman at the federal police. He says, when you fire a shot (he didn't for himself in action yet, but thats what they all say) you are treated like a criminal and it has to be proven in long investigations that there was a need to take the shot. Even if you shoot under obvious attack, they squeamishly determine if there was a need to take the shot.

Our country is a big pussy relating such things, but it has a lot of positive aspects.

I like the comments below the article, thanks for posting :)

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« Reply #968 on: 13-05-2012, 22:05:20 »
Same case in belgium

2 burglars emptied an kalashnikov and a 9mm UZI on approaching combi

Police officers fire back twice

They get charged because they fired into the "dark"
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« Reply #969 on: 14-05-2012, 05:05:34 »
Two nights ago near my neighborhood (I live near Fenerbahce Sports Clubs stadium) cops fired possibly hundreds of rounds in the air to make the football fans that were tipping over their cars scatter ;) I guess they count as registered warning shots lul



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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #970 on: 14-05-2012, 07:05:37 »
Football hooligans are worse than communists, islamists and anarchists combined!  ;D
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« Reply #971 on: 14-05-2012, 08:05:32 »
Football is a form of social control. Kinda gladiator and chariot race back in Rome's glorious day.

They are kept and funded by the government to make the lifeless citizens happy. So, hooligans, yeah that's kinda the risk.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #972 on: 14-05-2012, 13:05:52 »
I love your reasoning, well spotted :D

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #973 on: 14-05-2012, 17:05:21 »
Turtles are badass.


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #974 on: 14-05-2012, 18:05:31 »
Turtles are bad drivers, one hit a tree and the other two hit each other. Or these are female turtles. Notice the pedestrian turtle trying to get away from the onslaught.
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