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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #615 on: 31-03-2012, 15:03:57 »

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« Reply #616 on: 31-03-2012, 16:03:13 »
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« Reply #618 on: 31-03-2012, 22:03:23 »
While I am agnostic now and have come to believe that religion has a ton of faults, I am confident that with or without religion humanity would find many new and brilliant reasons to continue killing each other. Just because somebody is an atheist, it doesn't mean that they aren't a piece of shit, born to kill asshole. Religion can certainly be a motivation to kill, but it's far from the only one. I do think that religion and the government do not mix and that this country is more messed up because it is, though. On gun control, I believe that every responsible, mentally stable civilian that has never committed a felony or a misdemeanor, should be able to own a gun. I am for stricter regulation of certain weapons, but to outlaw guns would be a massive mistake due to the sheer number of guns already in this country. It will never be a problem for a criminal to get an illegal weapon here.

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« Reply #619 on: 31-03-2012, 22:03:00 »
People overestimate the influence religion has on the actions of most people, both in the positive sense (someone who is a dickhead won't stop being a dickhead because of some religious notion) and in the negative sense (someone who picks a fight over religion will also pick one over any other bullshit).

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #620 on: 01-04-2012, 00:04:51 »
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.

Swing and a miss!  I was just trying to point out that you crying over mini skirts in Indonesia is about as retarded as me whining about the lack firearms in Europe.  Not all cultures are going to value the same things.  So no...Not "Damn euro's." just one really dense piece of eurotrash.   ;D
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« Reply #621 on: 01-04-2012, 00:04:23 »
Different cultures, sure. But from my experience the average Indonesian is not a deeply religious Muslim. Currently my dad got three Indonesians over at his work from Jakarta. All three say they are Muslim but they only go to the mosque one day a week, they all drink alcohol when they want a beer or whatever and he even spotted them eating pork. But they might have not known it was pork..

Also, I wont comment on gun laws for their state is depressing in the Netherlands. And after a shooting last year the laws are once more sharpened. Like it will help.. Look at Switzerland.. Or Belgium.
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« Reply #622 on: 01-04-2012, 04:04:21 »
If you want to see some not-so-religious Muslims look over at Azerbaijan and Bosnia. Those dudes are the chillest Muslims around, almost like the hippies of Islam :)
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« Reply #623 on: 01-04-2012, 04:04:02 »
Oh geez, I knew this shit would happen, please gentleman, create a religious or different of your world views to discuss this, I come to this thread to see interesting stuff and to laugh, not to see this silly thing.

Here's how russians make stuff for a couple of dollars and end up with badass things. A russian guy built himself a quad bike out of scrap for 125$

http://englishrussia.com/2012/03/22/how-to-assemble-a-quad-bike/#more-96695

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #626 on: 01-04-2012, 12:04:42 »


I loved when my mother used to read that for me when I was 5. It may be cruel but it always had a lesson. Like the Daumenlutscher (thumb sucker) who gets his fingers cut off.
Hans Guckindieluft (watch in the air) who always looked into the sky and fell into a channel.
And the Suppenkaspar, a boy who doesn´t want to eat his soup and is getting thinner and thinner until he is starving.

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« Reply #628 on: 01-04-2012, 19:04:00 »
I loved when my mother used to read that for me when I was 5. It may be cruel but it always had a lesson. Like the Daumenlutscher (thumb sucker) who gets his fingers cut off.
Hans Guckindieluft (watch in the air) who always looked into the sky and fell into a channel.
And the Suppenkaspar, a boy who doesn´t want to eat his soup and is getting thinner and thinner until he is starving.

Scare tactics, you gotta hate or love em. My mum used to say, that if I didnt ate my soup, the water tank would eat me. Turns out that the water tank had some details like a mouth and I had nightmares for months when I was 7. Great work mum! That surely teached me to eat my soup---NOT!

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« Reply #629 on: 01-04-2012, 21:04:02 »


That is probably some german cultural asset. My grandma used to read stories from this book when I was a little boy. She already read them for my mother. Was the same edition as shown above. I recognize the drawings. You really brought up some memories.

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom