Author Topic: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder  (Read 457349 times)

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #600 on: 31-03-2012, 01:03:39 »
Well, honestly, I don't have to live in Indonesia. If people there are more happy when they don't get to see women in miniskirts, that is probably their deal. As long as they don't prevent people from leaving the country, forcing them to live with these rules.

Though we all know that the reason mentioned is bullshit. When I use to drive around in a 200.000$ Ferrari, I can't be blamed when people feel the need to steal it, because the sight of the Ferrari makes em get desires and "do things", can I?

Just to play a little devils advocate here Fuch's......Would you be okay with no laws on what people had to wear in public?  It may sound like a nice plan when looking at the chicky in that link you posted up but what about when you are out walking with the wife and kids and that 300LB orca fat lezbo from down the street decides she does not feel like wearing anything at all as she heads down to the local store to score a case of Oreo's.  As your whole family pukes all over the sidewalk I bet you would wish for a society that had some limits in place.

Would be almost okay for me, especially when it is common habbit that people run around with no clothes.

But miniskirts are probably common in Indonesia for longer now. Enforcing this law now means a setback to individual freedom.

However, your example tells a fairytale about intolerance. You mock 300LB fat orca people, you're mocking homosexuals (that lezbo) and you don't want your wife and kids to be bothered with anything unusual because you're embarrassed to explain your kids the world they're living in. But when it comes to environmetal polution due to puking on the sidewalk because you can't hide your feelings about that sight, that is ok, right?

Actually I propose a law that punishes puking on sidewalks. Next time you plan to express your feeling by puking, bring a barf bag.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #601 on: 31-03-2012, 01:03:26 »
Lets be fair to Lainer Dukat, it really isn't a nice sight to see:

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #602 on: 31-03-2012, 02:03:21 »
Well, honestly, I don't have to live in Indonesia. If people there are more happy when they don't get to see women in miniskirts, that is probably their deal. As long as they don't prevent people from leaving the country, forcing them to live with these rules.


  Me as well....I just really hate seeing us western types taking a big shit on another nations culture and laws without stepping back and looking at ourselves.  I would never want to live in a European country (say England) where my right to defense of myself/family/property was severely hampered by the law of the land.  Just as I am sure many Euro types would scoff at the idea of living in the USA where many of our labor laws favor the employer over that of the employee.  Anyway...Drink time....
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« Reply #603 on: 31-03-2012, 04:03:48 »
Those people always throw any Fatwas regarding sexuality, but seems to never work for other more important matter like violence and child abuse (children forced to be beggar).

You see that bullshit typical female-blaming reason for rape cases, I say it is more than that. It is fucking trash talk from under developed cavemen who denied their own history. Back in ancient days, our women used to went topless everywhere, as you can see in many depictions on paintings in Bali.

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Though we all know that the reason mentioned is bullshit. When I use to drive around in a 200.000$ Ferrari, I can't be blamed when people feel the need to steal it, because the sight of the Ferrari makes em get desires and "do things", can I?

Here is what a priest says:
You can develop any thoughts seeing provoking subjects. But to be blinded from the word of God is a more serious matter.

One day a courtesan was brought into the attention of Jesus by several clerics. They demanded that Jeesus acted like "what's written," but His reply was simple "those who never commit any sin, may cast the first stone." The logic here is that if there are no sin, there will be nothing to forgive. We have to accept that people values are different, and because of that we have to be always ready to forgive.

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« Reply #604 on: 31-03-2012, 05:03:45 »
I pft at all of your peoples religious problems :|
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« Reply #605 on: 31-03-2012, 08:03:19 »
I pft at all of your peoples religious problems :|

Kudos and a beer to you. I honestly cannot and will never take anyone seriously taking their sweet time to talk about religion this religion that. I even have a jewish friend who mocks her own religion for fun and doesnt give a shit, all in good fun. People who take this too seriously are fanatics or so easily offended, take a chill pill and relax and have fun.

Im agnostic, but Im open enough to talk about religion believes, the universe and everything.

So, if you want your little party of relgious fanatism or fight because of different of believes take it to pm's and stop to pollude this thread.

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« Reply #606 on: 31-03-2012, 08:03:54 »
So, if you want your little party of relgious fanatism or fight because of different of believes take it to pm's and stop to pollude this thread.

I'm sorry who did that here?

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« Reply #607 on: 31-03-2012, 08:03:44 »
I'm sorry who did that here?

This is a joke thread, we post jokes, if you see a poster with ridiculous ideas, then let it pass, not worth it engaging in discussion that usually ends up with flaming.

Here's a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3coFeVNdv7M&list=FL8Zj8AADdpd8nMPAclGalpQ&index=12&feature=plpp_video

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #609 on: 31-03-2012, 09:03:05 »
I'm sorry who did that here?

This is a joke thread, we post jokes, if you see a poster with ridiculous ideas, then let it pass, not worth it engaging in discussion that usually ends up with flaming.

Here's a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3coFeVNdv7M&list=FL8Zj8AADdpd8nMPAclGalpQ&index=12&feature=plpp_video

Put on your glasses and read the title again, wiseguy. 'I went on the internet and I found this' does not imply it needs to be funny, there have been previous examples about this.
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« Reply #610 on: 31-03-2012, 09:03:06 »
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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« Reply #611 on: 31-03-2012, 13:03:38 »
This does not only happen in games, but the flaw of huge bomber formation:



That's whats going to happen in that picture in other thread.

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« Reply #612 on: 31-03-2012, 14:03:10 »
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.
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« Reply #613 on: 31-03-2012, 14:03:56 »


This is what the Government tries to Hide.

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« Reply #614 on: 31-03-2012, 15:03:18 »
ha and the american has to pen up the gun topic yet again! Damn euro's.

Well god dammit I don't want to live in a world where I cant stockpile high caliber weaponry and MRE's to defend my home!
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