Guys, don't you see the printed bills?
It says: "In God We Trust."
Says one Republican to me.
Seriously, US has some religious nutjob problem. Even from fanatic Indonesian Christian point of view.
Anyway some local jokes:
Shirrr Sean Connery in disguise (Senkoneri, that's how we phonetically read his name), marrying a local:
Needed! 1 Jamesbon(d) guy
Jamesbon = JAga MESjid & keBON (guarding the mosque & garden)
Criteria: Moslem, diligent, able to recite prayer, unmarried, preferably university student