I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder

[GooGeL]

[Kalkalash]

Probably an injury in his foot preventing the wearing of tight shoes.

[Flippy Warbear]

And to be exactly correct, it was the president of Finland who went there, not the prime minister.

[Smiles]

[GooGeL]

Probably an injury in his foot preventing the wearing of tight shoes.

That was also my conclusion, it was still helluva funny. Cause usually everthing is cotton swabbed.

[Biiviz]

What seems to be your major malfunction, Norway?


Ylvis - The Fox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

[Turkish007]

Need some actual jokes in this thread.

I'll start with a WW2 joke.

One day a German soldier went to the barber. While he was getting beard shaved, the barber asked "Were you in the Warsaw uprisings mister?" but the soldier pretends not to hear. After a minute, he asks the same question again and the soldier pretends if he didnt hear it again. After one more minute the barber asks the same question again. The soldier gets angry and says "what the hell is wrong with you?! Whereever I served, it doesnt concern you. Whay are you asking the same question over and over again?"

And the barber says: "Whenever I say Warsaw you get goosebumps, and its easier for me to shave your beard"

I laughed a lot when I first heard this.

[Kalkalash]

Need some actual jokes in this thread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



A pizza doesn't scream in an oven

[Yustax]

Except if it made with anchovies. Then, it screams.

[Zoologic]

Some media shit

BBC's Headline: "Putin ally set to win Moscow poll"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24004840#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

Reuters Headline: "Putin foe manages strong showing in Moscow vote"

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/09/us-russia-moscow-election-idUSBRE98703520130909?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

[Korsakov829]

Fuck them all. Ivan Melnikov, dammit Moscow! Feeling helpless considering that I'm not in a position to vote.

[Damaso]

IM laughing so hard to this!

[Paythoss]

And the bus from Hel(l) 

[PanzerKnacker]

I giggled at "O kurw-" 

[Dukat]

Some media shit

BBC's Headline: "Putin ally set to win Moscow poll"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24004840#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

Reuters Headline: "Putin foe manages strong showing in Moscow vote"

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/09/us-russia-moscow-election-idUSBRE98703520130909?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

Is there anything supposed to be funny about that? I don't get it.