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Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« on: 10-08-2010, 01:08:48 »
Ahahahahahaha

http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/08/09/fed-up-flight-attendant-pops-planes-emergency-chute-at-jfk-slides-away/?mod=e2tw

I can see it now, "SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME!" My favorite quote from the article:

Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute, the official said.


lol I totally know how this guy feels some times... customer service can be a total bitch.
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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #1 on: 10-08-2010, 01:08:37 »
I like how they waited 25 mins before alerting the authorities, i bet all the attendants were like in stitches.

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #2 on: 10-08-2010, 01:08:30 »
He grabbed two beers and jumped out. HAHAHAHA AWESOME.
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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #3 on: 10-08-2010, 02:08:03 »


I'd like to have seen the passenger asshats face when he noticed that his flight is being delayed for hours due to his own annoyance.

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #4 on: 10-08-2010, 02:08:38 »
That guy definitely loves the cock.
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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #5 on: 10-08-2010, 02:08:25 »
I kinda could punch the guy who wrote that article in the face .. He fooken used "official" 11 fooken times ! Most of the times in every officially fooken sentences following an other sentece with the words "official said" ..

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #6 on: 10-08-2010, 02:08:58 »
That guy definitely loves the cock.
You say that like its a bad thing.  I assume that you at least love your own cock seeing as how much of a massive wanker you appear to be ::) ;D

Also, the fact he took 2 beers with him down the slide officailly makes him as cool as the dude who threw a puppy at the Hells Angels.

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #7 on: 10-08-2010, 02:08:58 »
That guy definitely loves the cock.
You say that like its a bad thing.  I assume that you at least love your own cock seeing as how much of a massive wanker you appear to be ::) ;D

Also, the fact he took 2 beers with him down the slide officailly makes him as cool as the dude who threw a puppy at the Hells Angels.

I was pointing out he is a homosexual, i didn't say it was a bad thing - therefore was not insulting him.
Calm down and don't insult me in return.

This guy is the fucking best.
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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #8 on: 10-08-2010, 03:08:33 »
Yea this guy is totally the shit!

But yea wow this article is written terribly ... seriously this writer needs to give me his job!

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #9 on: 10-08-2010, 03:08:05 »
so the plane was not flying, was it? cause that would have been seriously bad-ass.

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #10 on: 10-08-2010, 03:08:48 »
so the plane was not flying, was it? cause that would have been seriously bad-ass.


hahahaa yesss. "fuck this i'm out" double fisting beers.
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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #11 on: 10-08-2010, 03:08:34 »
so the plane was not flying, was it? cause that would have been seriously bad-ass.


hahahaa yesss. "fuck this i'm out" double fisting beers.

Even though I heard about this earlier and saw the photos, when I read this thread title, I still saw an american airman jumping out of a b-17.  am I mad?

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #12 on: 10-08-2010, 03:08:44 »
"I'll be back with more beer"

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #13 on: 10-08-2010, 05:08:06 »
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/Airline-Steward-at-JFK-Pulls-Emergency-Chute-Flies-Coop-100286494.html

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Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations.

 ;D

Man this guy is awesome...I really hope the judge is good and just slaps him on the wrist with a fine and maybe some community service.

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Re: Disgruntled flight attendant bails out
« Reply #14 on: 10-08-2010, 08:08:11 »
"I'll be back with more beer"

lol

For a minute there I thought he jumped out of the airliner in-flight.