Mmm, can't avoid thinking the forums have reached a new level of low when, out of inspiration (any kind of inspiration that is), people start to quote posts by banned forummembers...
Don´t listen to Slayer. He is a nonbeliever an infidel, a heretic!
All of you who are of true faith, I request you to welcome the arrival of our spiritual leader and prophet Damaso. Right now we aren´t worthy of his presence. There has been unbelief, even betrayal! The heretics tried to take our spiritual leader from us, to destroy the cause, our religion, our lives.
But this is over today. This day is a day that will be remembered even in a thousand years. It is the creation of a new world order. Salvation for all believers. I hereby demand the unity of all believers of the true faith in the
church of Damaso.
Today I had an Epiphany and the lord gave me his commandments:
1. Remember, all girls are whores.
2. A bike-license will grant you pussy.
3. Whenever there is an opportunity to go down on a girl, do it. No questions asked.
4. Money is evil, get rid of it.
5. Dictatorship is pretty cool, yo.
Now off you go and declare the merry message to all beloved ones.