I believe there are many people out there who wake up in a WTF state of mind because of the dream they had. So I decided to make this thread. Have you had a random, weird, stupid or funny dream recently? Then post it here! The public will then probably have some laughs, and we could also try to interpret each others dreams.
And here's the kick-off:
I had somehow got related to some drugs for reasons unknown. Apparently I had acidentally got hold of some cocaine or something, stashed it someplace/lost it, and the REAL drug dealers had invaded my apartment. The held me, some dark haired girl I don't remember having seen anywhere, my dad and my godfather captive, and tortured the last two by throwing them outside into the snow naked and then beating them. For some reason the girl and I were having a shower together, and she recommended some shampoos that were on the shelf for me.

Then the guy assigned to guard us decided to go outside with the other blokes to share the fun of torturing, so the girl and I made our way to the door. I grabbed the car keys and asked her: "Ready?"
And I woke up. Now here's the fun part: create an ending to the dream that was cut off.
So we drove off apparently in my car, because the guys contacted me with my mobile phone. We agreed on an exchange: drugs for my relatives. The meeting point was an open football field, with knee-deep snow, surrounded by forest. I left the girl under a streetlamp at the field and got into a vantage point, where a scoped hunting rifle was waiting. Sniped the bad guys, hid the bodies in their car and destroyed it, and live happily ever after blah blah blah BS.