I... buh... err...
Cocaine's a helluva drug...
Now you are mixing your quotes up (call us Muppets and then you bring up Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas).
You should already know that the Jim Henson puppets have mostly been opposed to drugs, provided of course that Sesame Street was translated into your language.
I should add that Beaker and the Doctor probably knew about Finland but they were too busy in the Lab cooking up some science.
And of course, one cannot forget the Swedish Chef (who obviously knows about his neighbours) but nobody can understand him in the first place.
Hurdy-hurdy-hurrrr, Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork !!!!