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Offline TASSER

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #840 on: 31-01-2013, 00:01:03 »
Here's a REAL conspiracy for you:

There are three confirmed test maps. In alphabetical order they read A, M, and P. This leads to two theories: One is that there are possibly 14 test maps in development. If the code letter is assigned alphabeticaly, and P being the 16th letter in the English alphabet, there are 11 other maps yet to be officially acknowledged!

I however believe the code of the test maps is leading us towards something much darker and more sinister... The FH2 Development team has paired with the American Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), and is being funded by a black operations branch within the agency to produce the mod. What's their agenda? The secret lies deep within the industrial-military complex, where elite world bankers are secretly dictating the progression of world politics... You want PROOF? It's right in front of you eyes... This FHer has successfully broken the code, and in fact, the truth is more terrifyingly simple than you are willing to comprehend.

BE ALARMED. What I am about to reveal to you will shake the very foundation of your beliefs. If you take the three letters of the test maps: A, M, and P, and restructure the order of the first two letters they read: M A P. That's right, map. Simple no? BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE BEGINNING OF IT. What could the Devs be saying to us? Are they in fact being forced to mod against their own will? Is this their way of communicating to us? Is this the beginning to an even longer code? What if the next testmap to be revealed is Z? MAPZ? The humorous spelling of "Maps" can only mean one thing... What else has a Z in it? You're right. Nazi. The Dev team is being held hostage by a renegade group of Nazis who are forcing them to continue to develop the Mod!

Now quick! Hide yourselves away in the basement and play FH2! It's the only way you can help the Devs! I am likely already doomed for exposing the dark inner workings of the Dev team. I'm holed up in a remote location with an arsenal of American flags, Russian bears, British bagpipes, Canadian maple syrup, a single French baugette, and half an Italian Lasagna ready to fend off the sinister Nazis. Why? Because those items beat the Nazis back in 1945 and the fate of the free world sure as hell depends on them now... (Well actually the French baugette isn't really good for much, it'll be stale in a day or so. And the Italians only sent half a lasagna, other half went to Germany before they changed their minds).

Sooo yeah... Bottom line here is that I thought it was funny how they spell map. Thanks for reading.
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #841 on: 31-01-2013, 01:01:10 »
LOL  ;D

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #842 on: 31-01-2013, 01:01:34 »
"This is a quite stupid approach"

Like Turkishcommando, maybe the test map letters are the beginning letter of the map name, you know:
Test Map Pegasus Bridge
Test Map Mont Ormel
Test Map A...

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #843 on: 31-01-2013, 01:01:23 »
I just checked and we dont even have a testmap M.

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #844 on: 31-01-2013, 01:01:39 »
The conspiracy thickens... Don't listen to him, it's just misinformation. They're trying to lead us away from the truth.
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #845 on: 31-01-2013, 02:01:07 »
But who shot Kennedy?
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #846 on: 31-01-2013, 07:01:30 »
But who shot Kennedy?
Lee Harvey Oswald. There is no questioning. It was naturally Oswald. You cannot draw CIA or Mafia into it. It was Oswald. If you think anybody else the you are wrong. It was Oswald.
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #847 on: 31-01-2013, 07:01:06 »
But who shot Kennedy?
There is only one man here who has the aim(bott)ing skills to make that shot..

And he's DAzLAYER.
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #848 on: 31-01-2013, 15:01:20 »
There is only one man here who has the aim(bott)ing skills to make that shot..

And he's DAzLAYER.
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #849 on: 31-01-2013, 17:01:04 »
Best topic on this Forum  ;D

So anyway, why are you guys not talking about Testmap I ?
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #850 on: 31-01-2013, 17:01:39 »
Best topic on this Forum  ;D

So anyway, why are you guys not talking about Testmap I ?
One of my favourites ^^

What do we know about testmap I right now guys?

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #851 on: 31-01-2013, 17:01:10 »
Following pizzaz's logic, testmap I could be either something with "Italy" or "Invasion" in it. Or it could be.........Inthala...
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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #852 on: 31-01-2013, 18:01:26 »
Following pizzaz's logic, testmap I could be either something with "Italy" or "Invasion" in it.

question to devs: Does the name of the testmap actually be a part of the concept of the map, or are we struggling for nothing?

Or it could be.........Inthala...

Inthala sounds like something indian... You mean an early test map for pacific?  :o

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #853 on: 31-01-2013, 18:01:38 »
The battle of Inhantala was in Finland.

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Re: Conspiracies Thread Mk II
« Reply #854 on: 31-01-2013, 18:01:18 »
LOL xD epic fail! I should've googled it.  :P