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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5118 on: 27-11-2013, 10:11:44 »
At first I wanted to post this in the News thread, but I think it fits better in here. Get ready for the ultimate answer to all gun and racism related crimes!

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The 28th Amendment, as drafted, will implement a series of common sense gun laws and implement new revenue streams for Americans. The 12 provisions below will work to make America a more safe place by eliminating the obviously failed experiment that is the second amendment.



1    The second amendment of the Constitution of the United States, being no longer necessary to a secure state is hereby nullified.
2    The production and sale of new firearms, being defined as a rifle, pistol, or other gun, will be disallowed until a time in which the number of firearms in circulation is equal to 50% of the population as determined by the Census.
3    No gun may reside in the same building as anyone who has failed a mental health evaluation, as performed by a medical professional, as approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare).
4    A mental health examination, as performed by a medical professional approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) must be passed in order to receive a firearms license.
5    An income tax equal to 4% of an individual’s income will be assessed upon all gun owners. In states which were at any point in time a part of the Confederate States of America, this tax shall be equal to 10% of an individual’s income. Taxes levied under this amendment shall be appropriated in equal portions to programs to expand Affirmative Action programs and begin to pay reparations to the descendants of African slaves.
6    Any person making the choice to own a firearm must carry $250,000 worth of liability insurance for each weapon owned. This insurance must be provided by a publicly owned insurance company to be established.
7    All firearms must be retrofitted with both a global positioning transmitter as well as a fingerprint activated locking mechanism. Failure to comply with this provision will result in a fine, prison time, and forfeiture of the privilege of firearm ownership.
8    The National Rifle Association, Michigan Militia, and other “gun rights” groups shall be considered terrorist operations.
9    United States Marshals will be randomly placed at various “sporting venues,” where a firearm could be otherwise legally discharged. This could include publicly or privately owned venues where the following (but not limited to) take place: hunting areas, shooting ranges.
10    In a calendar year, no person may buy more than 100 rounds of ammunition.
11    Assault rifles, semi-automatic, and automatic weapons, as well as those not fitted with GPS and trigger locking devices will be immediately seized by the government. The owner will be compensated fair market value of the weapon, minus the cost of the seizure operation.
12    President Obama will establish a Secretary of Firearm management. This office will have final say over future gun regulation to prevent against rampant innovation that was not forseen by the second amendment.

http://www.trayvonsamendment.com/the-28th-amendment/

Not sure if real or elaborate troll, though...
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5119 on: 27-11-2013, 10:11:08 »
"...and start paying reparations to the descendants of the african slaves."

Yes, it's a troll.
He was not wrong. Amateurs talk tactics, pros talk logistics.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5120 on: 27-11-2013, 15:11:00 »
It is Trayvon Martin's follow up. So it's a troll, not sure if it was intentionally serious though.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5121 on: 27-11-2013, 17:11:20 »
For those who play CKII:
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5122 on: 27-11-2013, 17:11:12 »


What happened there originally?


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5124 on: 27-11-2013, 18:11:27 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ_cw6oHMg

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Do not watch this
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5125 on: 27-11-2013, 19:11:34 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ_cw6oHMg

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Do not watch this

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5127 on: 28-11-2013, 07:11:54 »
At first I wanted to post this in the News thread, but I think it fits better in here. Get ready for the ultimate answer to all gun and racism related crimes!

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The 28th Amendment, as drafted, will implement a series of common sense gun laws and implement new revenue streams for Americans. The 12 provisions below will work to make America a more safe place by eliminating the obviously failed experiment that is the second amendment.



1    The second amendment of the Constitution of the United States, being no longer necessary to a secure state is hereby nullified.
2    The production and sale of new firearms, being defined as a rifle, pistol, or other gun, will be disallowed until a time in which the number of firearms in circulation is equal to 50% of the population as determined by the Census.
3    No gun may reside in the same building as anyone who has failed a mental health evaluation, as performed by a medical professional, as approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare).
4    A mental health examination, as performed by a medical professional approved by the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) must be passed in order to receive a firearms license.
5    An income tax equal to 4% of an individual’s income will be assessed upon all gun owners. In states which were at any point in time a part of the Confederate States of America, this tax shall be equal to 10% of an individual’s income. Taxes levied under this amendment shall be appropriated in equal portions to programs to expand Affirmative Action programs and begin to pay reparations to the descendants of African slaves.
6    Any person making the choice to own a firearm must carry $250,000 worth of liability insurance for each weapon owned. This insurance must be provided by a publicly owned insurance company to be established.
7    All firearms must be retrofitted with both a global positioning transmitter as well as a fingerprint activated locking mechanism. Failure to comply with this provision will result in a fine, prison time, and forfeiture of the privilege of firearm ownership.
8    The National Rifle Association, Michigan Militia, and other “gun rights” groups shall be considered terrorist operations.
9    United States Marshals will be randomly placed at various “sporting venues,” where a firearm could be otherwise legally discharged. This could include publicly or privately owned venues where the following (but not limited to) take place: hunting areas, shooting ranges.
10    In a calendar year, no person may buy more than 100 rounds of ammunition.
11    Assault rifles, semi-automatic, and automatic weapons, as well as those not fitted with GPS and trigger locking devices will be immediately seized by the government. The owner will be compensated fair market value of the weapon, minus the cost of the seizure operation.
12    President Obama will establish a Secretary of Firearm management. This office will have final say over future gun regulation to prevent against rampant innovation that was not forseen by the second amendment.

http://www.trayvonsamendment.com/the-28th-amendment/

Not sure if real or elaborate troll, though...

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5128 on: 28-11-2013, 16:11:30 »
Basics of Finnish:

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5129 on: 28-11-2013, 16:11:30 »
FTFY: