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Messages - Damaso

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Want to keep FH2 alive?

Stop judging other people's gameplay - I promisse you results in the future if you do that so.


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Wasnt that an war fougth by Israel (back wen it was an dictatorship) against Egypt? what was the cause of it?

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 28-06-2014, 23:06:53 »
Ok, i got a list of some than happened to me during my FH2 forum break:

1st - passed the year, going for highshool nextyear.
2nd - my crush is on that school.. i found out she is 25% whore and interested. exelent: next year i will go by car to the highshool, maybe that will help me wile conquering her. (think she hanged with like 2-3 guys in one year lol)

3nd - will have the biker driving exam in 1 month - my life will be 50% done if i pass it.
4rd - found a way to play FH2 again.
5th - War Thunder with groundforces is just fantastic.
6th - guess i will start working on a body exercise program called: "Insanity"
7th - im back to the FH2 forums, now give me all the atention i need! (like some people think.)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 12-05-2014, 19:05:43 »
Are you trying to be cute?

I'd choose my next words wisely.

I am already cute - no need for trying to be even more.

Obviously, you failed your first attempt to choose your words wisely.

 (not even sure how did i became this positive)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 12-05-2014, 18:05:43 »
Give me a reason to post a happy thing here Damaso

You want a reason to post an happy thing here? well.. as the leader of the Portuguese Climaxist Educracy, i shall give you whatever you want - so yeah, take your reason my citizen:

You should post here, in order to avoid the atention given to me on this topic - you want to finish with my dictatorialshipment here - so go ahead, and POST!

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 12-05-2014, 18:05:59 »
Oh and one more question:

How is stuff going in with your girlfriend? (you must be the happyest fellow on earth rigth now, and your life must be fitting you at 100%)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 12-05-2014, 18:05:20 »
Oh yeah, that guy has approached me. He threathend me. My buddy, 2 meter tall and body building, came to me and asked "Everything alright dude?"

And the tunesian guy retreated. That was 2 weeks ago.

Still, dont pick the phone in unkow number for any reason.

No one will waste time and money to call people on unknow, unless:

- Its a prank.

- Its necessary for them to you to pick their phonecall.. but they woulnt want you to know who is calling you (so it can be an unlimited list of stuff than they can make on your back, winout you knowing who is doing it - maybe they want to track you, or know who is speaking, ect...)

Just dont give them such oportunity - dont ever pick an "unknow number" anymore! and dont think its a mistake: let the phone ring until it is an identified number. People shall realize it sooner or later.


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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 12-05-2014, 17:05:57 »
Sleeping with a entrenchment tool & bayonet tonight for sure.

But.. why?

Shoulnt they be suposed to do you something a wile back?

ALSO, you refered at some point than there was a turkish/muslim guy who would kill those who would hang out with his ex-girlfriend (the one wich was your crush and you got her) does that have something to do with it?

My advice: dont EVER pick "unknow numbers" even if you think its a prank. IF you ever end yourself picking such number, DONT SPEAK! people migh try to recognize your voice just to check if its really you.

Be aware. (wow! such useful advices given by an pseudo-futurdictatorialshipment-leader with 17 years old)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 12-05-2014, 01:05:20 »
OK: THIS IS SOMETHING HAPPY!

So i was hanging around in facebook, and there was this cute girl from my previous old school.. i find her pretty and actually atractive, she is also inteligent as well, and she used to worry about me (one of the few persons than does.)
So she was online.. and then i was like: "hmm: gonna send a nice message to her - chat a wile you know?" it turns out than it was one good conversation :) she seemed to miss me, and maybe we can go on a date with 2 more friends (girls also friends of her and my friends) and i was positive to it :)

Now im going to keep chatting with her.. you know: keeping the steping - and maybe we can even find out a good time to go on the date.

(hell yeah: this kinda putted me up! also, i need to work on my apearance as well: gaining some muscles, and become a bit more pretty - she doesnt see me in 2-3 years, she probably thinks im better than i was before)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 11-05-2014, 23:05:11 »
So you say you want to become a dictator and take over the world? Go on..
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/may/10/we-kill-people-based-metadata/

Good - now NSA is going to spy me, and assasinate me using "metadata".

I will obviously cut my political speech wile working in any job - save it for politics indeed.

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 11-05-2014, 20:05:55 »
It's like playing chess with a pidgeon. No matter how good you are, it's just gonna knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it's victorious.



(im sorry, but i really had to do this)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 11-05-2014, 18:05:37 »
this thread came to mind when I saw this:



Elevons + powerful brushless = endless possibilities for shock flyers

Im really sorry for the egocentrism on this one: but i could see my face over that  "weedcleaner" in the top of the sky.

Fuck you PanzerKnacker! why are you killing me with this gif? is it because i cant give you ze panzer?!?

F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.

(about to die laughing my ass off due to the gif's content)

About Ted:

Some people, im not really sure if they are indeed trying to help...

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 11-05-2014, 15:05:00 »
I want my damn tank, Damaso!

No panzers for you... not just yet.


(also, Climaxism is kinda impossible to be aplied in a school, and yes, i would acept such agreement if i understood the details of it, and i knew what happened to my money.)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 11-05-2014, 15:05:52 »
So answer me this. What if people DON'T change to that new system? What will be your backup plan?

If people dont change to be Non-Capitalized citizens (lets think than actually no one would do it) then the plan fails and there is nothing to be done - the capitalism shall remain, and people shall suffer from the consequences of it (like today)

Obviously, i will have a good amount of people wich will acept such contract. (majority of them poor people) and so, if poor people side with me, the majority will be Non-Capitalized against the rich minority who is capitalized and has to pay a large amount of taxes.

The poor people will not regret for having trusted on me. and then, its a question of time before the great majority of the country gets converted to non-capitalized citizens.

(Obviously, i will not give the contract to each single person than i find in the street. i think you can be better than that Mister Clockesky)

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Off-Topic / Re: Post something happy that happened to you
« on: 11-05-2014, 15:05:58 »
(...)
And now Henrique, you start to "limit" things.

Obviously they are limited. You really think you can have 1000 houses/cars/pools/ect..?

Such questions are dumb as well: those who ask stuff like: "lets import 3 million ferraris because 1 million people want to have 3 ferraris" obviously thats not possible AT THE START of Climaxism... but in the future, with the constant growing up of the Climaxist economy, it can be surely possible to give even 5 ferraris to each one of the 10 million people. (but it will take some time)

But simple stuff like: "oh! the new GTA VI came up! but i need to work in order to get a 40000Terabyts computer to handle that - no worries, i can get one just fine with Climaxism winout need to work my entire life for it"

Or:

"I would like to go for the comercial center today to have sume fun (cinema, eating,ect..)- but hell, i dont have time and money to do it!"

"No worries, you have like 5 days free each week (acording to professions of course!) and you dont need to pay anything there"

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