Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Topics - Eat Uranium

Pages: 1 ... 11 12 [13] 14
181
Off-Topic / Webcomics
« on: 26-08-2010, 02:08:33 »
I'm just a little curious as to what webcomics you guys read.  Why you ask?  Well, partly because I'm intrested in what you people get up to in the little time when you arn't on these forums or smoke grenade TKing Beaver, but also because I'm a sucker for good comics and have decided I need a couple of new ones to read.

182
Tactics & Tutorials / New rocket AT stats
« on: 15-05-2010, 18:05:45 »
This graph was compiled by me when the new bazooka and panzershreck deviation was being tested.  Each of the datapoints counts for at least 20 shots.  The target was the rather large side of an M3 Grant.  A hit was called if the Grant either died or started to smoke.



Obviously, these statistics are a 'best case', actual performance will vary.  As a side not, these are now innaccurate when non in ironsights.

The bazooka has a velocity of 80, meaning a flight time to 100m of 1.25s.
The panzershreck has a velocity of 110, meaning a flight time to 100m of 0.91s.

Due to these new higher velocities, drop is now negligeable over the effective range.

I believe the PIAT is now also affect by deviaton, but only becomes noticeable innacurate after the max range on it's sights.

183
Community Polls / Favourite new thing
« on: 15-05-2010, 00:05:41 »
So, what is your favourite thing about this patch?

Mine personally has been the new handweapons - the lewis especially.

184
Suggestions / The MG26(t) Appreciation Thread
« on: 01-03-2010, 01:03:47 »
So yes, not really much to say about this gun.  Its Czech, its cool and PdH* needs it.  Added win comes for its use by the Chinese.

Some pics for added win:




*Other maps include Lebisey (and any other map featuring the more poorly equiped German divisions).

185
Community Polls / Favourite side?
« on: 06-01-2010, 14:01:45 »
So, which country do you prefer to play as?

Do you prefer to fight for King and Country, or are those Italian feather helmets just too sexy to ignore?  Do you desire the lafette to be in you, or is it a case of 'America, fuck yeah!'

Me personally, its those Italians, with their super sexy weaponry.  Just the breda 30 alone would make me teamswitch for them, and they have a whole arsenal!

186
Off-Topic / Omegle
« on: 12-11-2009, 14:11:02 »
Omegle

Basicly you have a conversation with some random person.  Most seem to be horny boys looking for sluts.  If you play it right, you can get some rather funny conversations out.

I've yet to personally get any crackers, but this is my best so far:

Quote
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how you doin ./
You: looking for a good time?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you a boy ?
You: neither
Stranger: :O
You: bot
Stranger: wahahah
Stranger: ja jo
Stranger: jij wel
Stranger: only you
Stranger: :P
You: drugs are bad, mkay
Stranger: you are a little slow for a bot L:P
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: why you thalk drugs >
Stranger: ?
You: are you dropping acid?
Stranger: are you on drugs >
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yes little :P
You: I'm not on drugs
Stranger: and you ?
Stranger: hmm hard to belief
You: do you like smack?
You: and do you like crack?
Stranger: jars >
Stranger: yes :P
Stranger: i love crack
Stranger: and you love me
You: then you will love my new smack and crack party bag
Stranger: i know you miss me
You: it is packed with smack
You: and plenty of crack
Stranger: funny it rymes
You: you can steal a friends car stereo to pay for it
Stranger: whahahahah
You: or rob your mother of her jewelry
Stranger: im not that poor brother :P
You: Nelson Mandela's Smack and Crack Party Bag
You: Its my ultimate way to mindless pblivion
Stranger: im gone rob you if you keep thlaking dirty i got your ip (A)
You: good luck with that
You: what is it?
Stranger: do you like thalking dirty >??
You: only if you do it too
Stranger: you just a geek main
Stranger: poena
You: I'm quite horny right now
You: want ta see pics?
You: http://images.travelpod.com/users/jonclark2000/africa-05-06.1140250380.long_horned_cow.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Forgotten hope?
Stranger: yes
You: one or two?
Stranger: one
You: oldskool!
Stranger: hahaha
You: everyone else has moved on
Stranger: hehe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

187
General Discussion / Firsts
« on: 04-11-2009, 22:11:35 »
So, I want to know what the first map you played online in the mod was, what version it was and what your first kill was (if you can remember!).  FH1 and 2.

Well for me, my first map was Mareth Line.  Back in 2.1 about a month before the player numbers dwindled to the point where even hslan struggled to fill up.  Spawned as a brit and took a sherman.  My first kill followed shortly afterwards - I got a pzIII J on the road above Toujane while firing from the south of the wadi near where the second bridge would be added.  Have yet to play FH1 online (and probably won't ever get to do it either).

188
Off-Topic / Forum Demographics
« on: 28-10-2009, 11:10:24 »
So I was curious to know what the age and gender balance on this forum is.

You don't have to say how ya voted if you don't want to.

189
General Discussion / Favourite Normandy Map
« on: 06-09-2009, 00:09:57 »
So, tell us what your favourite out of these new maps is and why you think its so special.

My favourite has got to be PHL just for the complete epicness that surrounds it: The loading music, the greenery, the FJ's defences, sneaking through the grass, mortaring, FG42...

The list goes on.

190
Off-Topic / Buying a Headset
« on: 20-07-2009, 06:07:35 »
I've been meaning to buy a headset for months now, but recent events have made me actually get round to doing it.  Not having any experience with headsets before, I want some advice before I go and buy one.

Basicly, I want your recomendations for a headset that will work with BF2 on Vista, and with TS/Vent.  Delivery to southern England is a plus.

191
Off-Topic / Desktop Pics [56k warning]
« on: 12-07-2009, 20:07:03 »
This is the place to show pics of your desktop.  Both kinds (backgrounds and the desk you're sitting at) allowed.  Shouldn't need more explanation than that.

One rule: No pics that stretch the screen and need scroll bars to see.  Use this code to downsize:
Code: [Select]
[img width=780] [/img]
My background:


My desktop:

192
FH2 Help / Support / Forum Problem
« on: 30-06-2009, 17:06:29 »
Ok, so today and yesterday I've been randomly receiving this screen when I use the forums (mostly when I click on subforums but also when I refresh pages).  It goes away if you refresh the page.

Just wanted to know what it means.
Full size link

193
Suggestions / Ammo and Reloading
« on: 10-06-2009, 20:06:13 »
I'm not really making this suggestion because I think it would be good for the mod, but more because its being going round in my head and I want to get it written down before I forget it.  Well, technically its several different ideas that are linked.  Anyhow, I'd like to hear what your thoughts on them are - how you would improve on them and any criticisms of flaws you can see.

The main thing that was going round in my head was that the number of bullets remaining in your gun could be hidden.  However to represent the ability to guess the number of shots left by weight, the 'health bar' like thing that shows the percentage of shots left in vBF2 would be in the place of the bullet counter.  This would give you a good idea of how many shots you have left, but not the actual number.  Guessing would be easier for the guns with low magazines like rifles, and harder for high capacity guns such as the thompson.

The number of magazines left and the fireing mode of the gun would remain.  Single shot guns (e.g. PzB39, Bazooka) would remain the same as currently.

Coupled to this is maybe removing the automatic reload on empty thing.  I know this can be disabled manually, but I'm curious as to how it would be if it was compulsery (except on single shot guns).

The final thing would be to make all clip fed guns unable to reload until empty.  I know this is being done for the garand so the ping sound can be included, but it seems a bit odd that you can keep forcing bullets into a k98 without taking them away.  Affected guns would be: Garand, both carcanos, k98, and P17.  I'm not sure about the lee enfield though.

Also, I should point out that the above only really apply to hand held guns, not vehicles (though stationary mgs could be included).

194
Off-Topic / Forgotten Hope on Folding@Home
« on: 04-06-2009, 16:06:37 »
So I'm just intresed who here is folding, and which team they are folding for (if not for the FH team).

I've been watching the team list and haven't noticed much activity happening, but I hope that my assumtion that I am the only active person is wrong.

Forgotten Hope on Folding@Home

195
Bug Reporting / Unfixed collisionless ammo crates
« on: 17-05-2009, 14:05:04 »
Found two stacks of ammo crate statics on Alam Halfa that you can sit inside unobserved.  Similar to the Flak 38 ammo that was fixed.  I will upload screenshots and PM the location to a dev (I don't want to cause exploiting).

Pages: 1 ... 11 12 [13] 14