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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5640 on: 13-10-2014, 12:10:46 »
I'm in a limbo.

Small thing but the fact that it doesn't work annoys me more than it should.

We got this payment sticker thing available for free for students. Mastercard paypass I think it's known elsewhere.

I returned back to school after military this fall. I registered myself to the new national student website before I renewed my studentcard what is a requirement for the sticker. The service provider for the stickers says I'm not enrolled student.

So in total there's my schools systems, the local student union, the student website and the service provider for the sticker. I've got in contact with every single one. Talked in phone, went to the stores, send various emails and visited the branches.

Every single one is saying it's not their problem and points me at another direction.

I feel somehow lost.

Even though it's just a sticker to replace my visa electron when buying groceries to cut some 10 seconds from the transaction process.
« Last Edit: 13-10-2014, 12:10:59 by kummitus »
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5641 on: 14-10-2014, 14:10:41 »
So, just add a bit more ridiculousness to the alcohol law thingy:

So Ron Jeremy has his own brand of Rum, which looks like this


According to Valvira (National Supervisory Authority for Welfare and Health), the face of Ron Jeremy has to be removed from the bottle (currently blurred out from the latest batch). This is because having a porn star on the cover suggests that it is more likely for you to have sex if you drink the said alcohol. According to the law, you're not allowed to link alcohol with sex.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5642 on: 14-10-2014, 20:10:38 »
What is next, removing wings from air companies logos so that you don't think you can fly? Is there no opposition to those silly laws? This is just government funding going to waste for no fucking reason, good money that could be given to save Greece!

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5643 on: 14-10-2014, 21:10:41 »
This is just government funding going to waste for no fucking reason, good money that could be given to save Greece!
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5644 on: 15-10-2014, 01:10:31 »
They need the money to buy more tanks and ships to defend from Turkey.
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To break this vicious circle one must do more than act without thought or doubt."

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5645 on: 15-10-2014, 01:10:22 »
They need the money to buy more tanks and ships to defend from Turkey.

Obviously what did you expect? Removing worst Turk comes always first in our planning.


On a more serious note If the German friends up north did not want us to buy tanks and submarines, they would not sell them to us ;).

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5646 on: 15-10-2014, 16:10:05 »
Today I did something Im proud of.

I was going to the school bus going home after school, and on the way I saw one of the rich douchebags of the school physically abusing a girl. And it was not a joke, the girl told him to stop but he didnt and kept laughing. That moment I got very angry and I dashed towards him, grabbed his collars and rammed him on the bus door. Then I said "If I ever see you mistreating other people again, I will break your neck."

Then I let him go and walked away. Guess what; I got detention. But totally worth it. I cannot stand people abusing ladies.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5647 on: 15-10-2014, 16:10:10 »
Something tells me you'll drown in pussy in the following weeks. Good job. Couldn't stand assholes like that as well when i was in school.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5648 on: 20-10-2014, 13:10:57 »
So there was this girl who really liked me. But after a few dates, i just realized i was not into her. So i...dumped the first girl in my life. Still we had a great time.

On the other hand, i was called into an emergency yesterday of a friend, a sweet girl who's mother her Boyfriend went all loco and violent like (he even wore a wifebeater). So she asked if you could sleep over yesterday night and at 2 AM she came upstairs and went all snuggle like with me in bed, altough she cried for 2 hours straight. Yet she is 17 & lesbian. Then again, affection is affection

Then again, so i have that going, wich is nice.
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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5649 on: 20-10-2014, 17:10:15 »
Hey slayer! Buddy! <3
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5650 on: 20-10-2014, 21:10:48 »
Een marcelleke


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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5651 on: 20-10-2014, 23:10:36 »
TheTa, I've found throughout the years that most of the women in your life are lesbians.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5652 on: 20-10-2014, 23:10:18 »
I see a pattern here.

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« Reply #5653 on: 20-10-2014, 23:10:35 »
64% to be precise.

-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #5654 on: 21-10-2014, 04:10:07 »
And no one is surprised.