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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #5520 on: 03-02-2014, 02:02:53 »
Actually, moaning, complaining, and being ungrateful is what makes EU and US a successful stateship.

Try Indonesia, where the government rarely gives a shit. Or any other developing countries for instance. They say they want to listen, but when they had enough, they complain back that we are being ungrateful for living such shitty conditions. Yes we are indeed shittier than most EU countries, but that's what keeps us going, no?

You'd be lucky if you can report missing car, let alone having it returned. Oh and medical bills, your monthly salary, no wait, annual salary for a mid-level office workers like me won't be able to afford it. That's why you'll need tons of other extra incomes, like investments in commodities (precious metals), bonds, mutual funds, and stock market trading.

Education? Mind you, a decent school is pretty far from good living locations. The closer one are usually not that good, so you'll opt for private schools, which costs you a month worth of salary. And it doesn't guarantee you anything. These "international school" (Indonesians are suckers for "international" bullshit, probably they internationally par it to Malawian standards) boasts educations in English (from teachers who are far worse than TheTA0123), use foreign curriculum (usually British or US, taught by unqualified and people who couldn't care less about education), and the most defining characteristics of all: expensive.

So to keep the thread alive.






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« Reply #5521 on: 03-02-2014, 14:02:10 »
^all this

My favorite one is the "banning" of incandescent light bulbs, which no one gave any shits about, because there was a very easy work around GG indeed.

Tell me more about that workaround. If I go to the store, there is only LED (*yuckers*) or halogen lamps (*cries*).

My stopckpile of regular light bulbs is decreasing rapidly, so I went for a try lately and bought a new lamp.
As LED is a total no-go, I fell for the halogen lamps that look like regular light bulbs. They called it 'warm white' and it was the most yellow lamp available.



Bad Mistake.
[Start of rant] I FUCKIN HATE PHILIPS. WHAT DO THESE PRICKS OVER AT PHILIPS THINK THEY ARE CREATING? IF THAT FREAKIN LAMP CAN BE CONSIDERED YELLOW, ARTIC WHITE CAN BE CONSIDERED A SUMMER COLOR AS WELL. HECK, CAN LIGHT MANUFACTURERS GET SUED FOR CAUSING DEPRESSIONS? I WISH THEY COULD. I WANNA TAKE A XENON LIGHT AND MOUNT IT DIRECTLY INTO THE EYEBALLS OF THE DEVELOPERS OVER AT PHILIPS UNTIL THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE, WHITE AND YELLOW.[End of rant]

I dispelled the lamp into the corridor where it is least annoying. ::)


Edit:// oh, i thought this is Revolting Uniting, because of all the chit-chat above. sorry.

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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« Reply #5522 on: 03-02-2014, 19:02:12 »
^all this

My favorite one is the "banning" of incandescent light bulbs, which no one gave any shits about, because there was a very easy work around GG indeed.

Tell me more about that workaround. If I go to the store, there is only LED (*yuckers*) or halogen lamps (*cries*).

My stopckpile of regular light bulbs is decreasing rapidly, so I went for a try lately and bought a new lamp.
As LED is a total no-go, I fell for the halogen lamps that look like regular light bulbs. They called it 'warm white' and it was the most yellow lamp available.



Bad Mistake.
[Start of rant] I FUCKIN HATE PHILIPS. WHAT DO THESE PRICKS OVER AT PHILIPS THINK THEY ARE CREATING? IF THAT FREAKIN LAMP CAN BE CONSIDERED YELLOW, ARTIC WHITE CAN BE CONSIDERED A SUMMER COLOR AS WELL. HECK, CAN LIGHT MANUFACTURERS GET SUED FOR CAUSING DEPRESSIONS? I WISH THEY COULD. I WANNA TAKE A XENON LIGHT AND MOUNT IT DIRECTLY INTO THE EYEBALLS OF THE DEVELOPERS OVER AT PHILIPS UNTIL THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE, WHITE AND YELLOW.[End of rant]


I don't get it, i have LED lamps that work on 230 volts, 2.6 watts but that is only a bit less strong then the lamp in your picture and the light is to yellow, sometimes i wish for some industrial white light to read a book in.

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« Reply #5523 on: 03-02-2014, 21:02:10 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj055qdb63M&feature=youtu.be


Irish people talking to each other, basically how Beaver sounds when on voip

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« Reply #5524 on: 03-02-2014, 23:02:17 »
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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« Reply #5525 on: 04-02-2014, 17:02:04 »
"Hello, my name is Vladimir. I am a beer for uber hetero men who ride horses while topless and carrying knives. I am a beer to mark the 2014 Winter Olympics. But I am not for gays. Love wrestling burly men on the Judo mat or fishing in your Speedos? Then this is the beer for you!"
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/hello-my-name-is-vladimir

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« Reply #5526 on: 04-02-2014, 18:02:21 »
OMG!!! I found the best game eveeeeer!!

   Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
   
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We're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists

Probably GOTY 2014.

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« Reply #5527 on: 04-02-2014, 23:02:47 »
OMG!!! I found the best game eveeeeer!!

   Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs
 
That's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen!

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« Reply #5528 on: 05-02-2014, 14:02:50 »
Great!
But I counter your goat with a donkey!
Or maybe I counter it with a dog. Not sure.
However, donkey and dog are from Algeria.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1391530932

I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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« Reply #5529 on: 05-02-2014, 15:02:09 »
Great!
But I counter your goat with a donkey!
Or maybe I counter it with a dog. Not sure.
However, donkey and dog are from Algeria.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1391530932
I adore how, at the sound of the horn, the donkey veeres that hardly visible road so they can pass, then returns.
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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« Reply #5531 on: 06-02-2014, 09:02:43 »
http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/

Don't be alarmed by the letters POV, this is different kind of porn.. It's gun porn. Down-the-sights-look on many different ww2-era weapons.
I'd rather play Kimble with my ass!


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« Reply #5532 on: 07-02-2014, 00:02:03 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BOMU1KjQJo

Turn on english subtitles. It's a really weird clip from a documentary shown in swedish TV.
In short to tempt you: Hippies do their best to create force barriers around themselves that can fend of anything.

Good fun
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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« Reply #5533 on: 07-02-2014, 01:02:46 »
http://candrsenal.com/pov-gallery/

Don't be alarmed by the letters POV, this is different kind of porn.. It's gun porn. Down-the-sights-look on many different ww2-era weapons.

 :o I... I want them all.

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« Reply #5534 on: 07-02-2014, 11:02:07 »
In a comment somewhere I found a line that keeps staying in my mind: More than anything else, EVE is a social experiment.

I travel within seconds with podexpress, jump clones. My planets make money while I sleep. I play about 16-24 hrs per week. Sounds like the learning curve and sandbox wasn't for you, and that's ok. It's actually a social experience with people from all over the globe, and I may even get a nice job out of it abroad. No offence, but sounds like you played in a small highsec corp.

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