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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6660 on: 04-02-2012, 23:02:38 »
Also the balls it took to fly it were so big that they were often caught int he propellers.

Taffy, anyone? :V

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6661 on: 05-02-2012, 12:02:09 »
This should make some people smile  :)

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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.



Edit: added a suitable picture.

« Last Edit: 05-02-2012, 12:02:54 by siben »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6662 on: 05-02-2012, 12:02:35 »
-110 °C, 96% alcohol freezes, Russians are pissed off.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6663 on: 05-02-2012, 14:02:18 »
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.

The joke used to go "-300°C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision contest".

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6664 on: 05-02-2012, 14:02:02 »
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.

^^ poor scotts

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6665 on: 05-02-2012, 14:02:49 »
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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats.
So freaking true! :D


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6666 on: 05-02-2012, 14:02:17 »
Croatia > Winland :P



Only in Croatia :D

« Last Edit: 05-02-2012, 14:02:03 by LuckyOne »
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6667 on: 05-02-2012, 15:02:03 »
actually it goes like this:

‎+18°C People of Hawaii cover themselves with the second blanket
+10°C Helsinki buildings shut down heating
+2°C Italian cars won't start
0°C Destilled water freezes
-1°C Breath is visible. Russians eat ice cream and drink beer.
-4°C Your dog comes to your bed.
-10°C French cars won't start.
-12°C Polititians start talking about the homeless.
-15°C American cars won't start.
-20°C You can hear your breath.
-24°C Japanese cars won't start.
-28°C Your dog is digging in your pajamas.
-29°C German cars won't start.
-30°C No ordinary car will start.
-36°C Russian cars won't start.
-39°C Russians button up.
-50°C Your car is coming to your bed.
-60°C People of Helsinki freeze over. People of Moscow put on coats.
-70°C Hell freezes over. Kuznjetsk University organizes a Cross-country.
-72°C Lawyers put their hands in their pockets.
-120°C Alcohol freezes over. Russians are mad.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Subatomic particles stop moving. A Russian licks frozen vodka.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6668 on: 05-02-2012, 15:02:04 »
Look how 9GAG butchers classic meme

http://9gag.com/gag/2415581

And also they always force new memes, I'm out of this website, it's full of hate and "newfags", normally I hate people who diss newbs, but this is just awfull.

Also I just hate how the girls/women in Rage Comics sometimes are the "hero", they were usually made to point out "bitches" and now people use them in a "hero" way lol.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6669 on: 05-02-2012, 15:02:36 »
Look how 9GAG butchers classic meme

And also they always force new memes, I'm out of this website, it's full of hate and "newfags", normally I hate people who diss newbs, but this is just awfull.

They act like they've just found the Internet.

"ELL-OH-ELL! Running bear is the funniest new meme!"


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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6670 on: 05-02-2012, 16:02:51 »
And that, gentlemen, is why I really, really, am hating 9gag.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6671 on: 05-02-2012, 18:02:48 »
normally I hate people who diss newbs

it's full "newfags"

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6672 on: 05-02-2012, 18:02:14 »
Haha a bundle of hipsters you are. Bwergh ima continu reading 9gag
I'm taking my own freedom
puttin' it in my song
singing loud and strong
proving all day long
I'm takin' my freedom
puttin' it in my stroll
I'll be hop-steppin' y'all
lettin' the joy unfold

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6673 on: 05-02-2012, 19:02:35 »
normally I hate people who diss newbs

it's full "newfags"

 ::)
Reeeeeeaaaad

Smiles, it's like if I was coming to your country and changing your culture. I mean, they just don't get the point of most of what a "meme" is and the internet phenomens lol.
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #6674 on: 05-02-2012, 20:02:32 »
wha? you are supose to get the point and know the history of memes to have fun??

o well, i gues i've benn doing it wrong the hole time....