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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #105 on: 19-10-2014, 19:10:55 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #106 on: 19-10-2014, 19:10:14 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #107 on: 19-10-2014, 19:10:23 »

Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #108 on: 19-10-2014, 19:10:11 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #109 on: 19-10-2014, 19:10:56 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #110 on: 19-10-2014, 20:10:43 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #111 on: 19-10-2014, 20:10:02 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #112 on: 19-10-2014, 21:10:51 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory.
J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #113 on: 20-10-2014, 00:10:09 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #114 on: 20-10-2014, 01:10:08 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #115 on: 20-10-2014, 09:10:15 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...
J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
J'aime l'oignon car il est bon
J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #116 on: 20-10-2014, 10:10:39 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

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« Reply #117 on: 20-10-2014, 11:10:57 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #118 on: 20-10-2014, 12:10:39 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose
J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
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J'aime l'oignon, frît à l'huile
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« Reply #119 on: 20-10-2014, 13:10:37 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty [...]! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five FH forum members truly worthy of my ban hammer. They are: Theta, Theta and Theta. But I digress... Scientists recently discovered FH2 release day is upon us.  It will be the first time the VonMudra love-lafette will be shown with pink [...] and the black Mamba. North Koreans said "Ching Chong Damaso Jong-Un!!!" They meant it.

Some people say he was an attention doer but his mom said even worse stuff. She revealed the one true fact about Ts4EVER and his fiancee Damaso: They are first going to legalize zoophilia, which is widely regarded as the only way to get a good dictatorschipment licence. This stupid game is what Damaso wanted us to distract ourselves with while we are waiting for news that ebola was spread to IS. Unfortunately, his theories are of such complexity that no sane mind can comprehend.If Damaso just drank more port and ate less gluten, he would still suck. Hard. Even Papa Smurf admires Damaso for his amazing robotized Jaffa Cake manufactory. But now, dark powers brew within the orange mix...

Yet hope remains as old guard veterans continually oppose the perversion of