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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #45 on: 14-10-2014, 14:10:22 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #46 on: 14-10-2014, 14:10:33 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #47 on: 14-10-2014, 15:10:45 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #48 on: 14-10-2014, 16:10:25 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #49 on: 14-10-2014, 16:10:34 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #50 on: 14-10-2014, 17:10:03 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #51 on: 14-10-2014, 17:10:54 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #52 on: 14-10-2014, 17:10:48 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #53 on: 14-10-2014, 18:10:56 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #54 on: 14-10-2014, 18:10:29 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #55 on: 14-10-2014, 21:10:56 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #56 on: 14-10-2014, 21:10:44 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #57 on: 14-10-2014, 22:10:56 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #58 on: 14-10-2014, 22:10:26 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #59 on: 14-10-2014, 22:10:43 »
Long ago, before pheasants ruled Belgium, a man named damaso came and was publicly humiliated by heathen unbelievers for his insane ramblings. Dejected, he began to create a new political idea which was the best dictatorshipment since Nazi-Germany. His ideas included free whores for every robot worker and red Ferraris powered by the nonsense he spew. It took him only 1 day to destroy the space-time continuum, although he only managed to delay the heroic actions of the 392nd 'Unite and Revolt' league in saving the Cybermen from masturbating to his image of dictatorship. It was then that lord Damaso reached a new level of awesome autistic platitudes towards buggering up his whore of a system. His followers included the FH2 forum dissidents and tard team extraordinaire. Meanwhile, in Greece, Damaso is trying to convince Bouras that he knows about his dirty BOOBS PENIS POO! Sorry, Tourettes, anyway... "Neither Persians nor Romans could achieve such a great empire as Damaso because he is an extremely outstanding political and socioeconomical special person." In his manifesto, there are but five