Fail
*panzer commander wakes up, is awaited by his Loader
""Good morning panzer crew! Slept well ya? Is the tank inspected?
"Yes herr commandant! It is ok! Dont worry! Have a cup of coffee with cheese in tube!"
""Nein nein! I wanna inspect my brand new King tiger first! I have dreamed about it running freely trough open fields blasting geallieerde Panzers!""
"Jawohl Herr commandant! But zie General wantz to see you first!"
""Nonsense! He is on leave!Lets go check out the tiger now!""
"Nein nein! Mein commandant!Please read newspaper first! Zheir is nice picture of eva braun on Page 5"
""Oooh schon""
"Fjew"
""After zie panzer inspection!....Wait a minute....""
"Euhm! What is!Wrong herr commandant?"
""You are hidingz something!""
"Nein herr commandant"
""DID HINKEL DROVE THE PANZER IN A DITCH AGAIN AND ITS STUCK AND HE IS TRYING TO GET IT OUT BY PULLING AT THE MANTLET??""
"Yes mein commandant! it was accident i swear! And the 3 last times aswel"
""VERDAMNTE DUMPFKOPFEN! EZELS!""
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