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The FH Christmas poem.
« on: 24-12-2010, 22:12:55 »
---BUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS 2011---

"Twas the Night before Christmas - FHforum"



Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a paperpanzer stirred, not even a maus;
The computers were hung on the Fhmod page with care,
In hopes that Azreal soon would be there;

The players were nestled all snug in their trench,
While visions of lafettes danced in their heads;
And Flippy in her 'kerchief, and Muddy in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long spamtastic nap;

And just like that, with a bang and a flash,
Toddel rammed his tiger through a house, with a deafening crash;
And thus, thy night before Christmas,
FH2 won;

A StuG on a hill, covered with snow,
Gazing at the wrecks of white Shermans below;
The humble FH users, in their comfort zone;
spam the forums on x-mas day,
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HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS :D
Thank you to all who contributed.



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Lets spread some of the festivities to the FH forums shall we?

I want to finish a FH take on the poem, "Twas the Night before christmas"

Two lines at a time, fill it with FH-related fun. I'll start...

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a paperpanzer stirred, not even a maus."
« Last Edit: 24-12-2011, 15:12:05 by Josh094 »


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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #1 on: 24-12-2010, 22:12:00 »
The computers were hung on the Fhmod page with care,

In hopes that Azreal soon would be there;

[2:06:54 PM] Tolga: cant use tha shit underwater -Tolga on the G3

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #2 on: 24-12-2010, 22:12:45 »
The players were nestled all snug in their trench,

While visions of lafettes danced in their heads;

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #3 on: 24-12-2010, 23:12:09 »
And Flippy in her 'kerchief, and Muddy in his cap,

Had just settled down for a long spamtastic nap,


[2:06:54 PM] Tolga: cant use tha shit underwater -Tolga on the G3

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #4 on: 25-12-2010, 00:12:12 »
And thus, thy night before Christmas

FH2 won

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #5 on: 25-12-2010, 00:12:29 »
And just like that, with a bang and a flash,

Toddel rammed his tiger through a house, with a deafening crash.
"Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory" - Gen. George S. Patton
-you aren't allowed to have nice things.

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #6 on: 25-12-2010, 01:12:37 »
A StuG on a hill, covered with snow

Gazing at the wrecks of white Shermans below
« Last Edit: 25-12-2010, 01:12:25 by Master Chief »
He was not wrong. Amateurs talk tactics, pros talk logistics.

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #7 on: 25-12-2010, 05:12:39 »
And Yustax said WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE PEOPLE!!!!!! Go to celebrate with your families! All mods get the hell out of here too, have a beer, have a toast, have some roast with your family and friends.

In other words GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Oh by the way, happy holydays.

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Re: Christmas Eve and Christmas day.
« Reply #8 on: 25-12-2010, 09:12:19 »


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Re: The FH Christmas poem.
« Reply #9 on: 28-12-2010, 01:12:45 »
Verses complete, poem compiled. :)


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Re: The FH Christmas poem.
« Reply #10 on: 24-02-2011, 22:02:57 »
That was beatiful, a bit sad but nice anyways :P

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Re: The FH Christmas poem.
« Reply #11 on: 24-12-2011, 15:12:55 »
---Bumped for Christmas 2011---


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Re: The FH Christmas poem.
« Reply #12 on: 24-12-2011, 21:12:06 »
Blast from the past xD

[2:06:54 PM] Tolga: cant use tha shit underwater -Tolga on the G3

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Re: The FH Christmas poem.
« Reply #13 on: 24-12-2011, 21:12:12 »
Twas the night before another christmas, when all throughout the trench
Thetas bowels created a horrible stench

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Re: The FH Christmas poem.
« Reply #14 on: 24-12-2011, 21:12:01 »
Scouts scattered around the flags, the beginning was nigh
But the elevations of the spots were too damn high
He was not wrong. Amateurs talk tactics, pros talk logistics.