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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #6210 on: 14-09-2014, 23:09:52 »
I have to admit, I have a thing for tuna+mayo sandwiches.  However, I hate mayonnaise.  If I was to make a sandwich for myself, currently I'd go for cheese, ham and mustard.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #6211 on: 15-09-2014, 02:09:15 »
mayo is only allowed with salami. it's delicious! Especially with hot chocolate! yumyumyum

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« Reply #6212 on: 15-09-2014, 05:09:41 »
My brother loves canned tuna-mayo so much, and he invented sauteed canned tuna-mayo in olive oil and garlic. I admit it improves the taste a lot.

Mayonnaise is probably Indonesia's contemporary traditional food. People here are like whores for Mayo, if you find a salad bar at low-end joint in-the-middle-of-nowhere, the main dressing: mayo! Mix with tomato sauce to create your own thousand island dressing, but no... most people go for Mayo. No French, Italian, Greek, Feta dressings. Japanese katsu (batter fry), karaage (deep fry), dipping sauce? Mayo! Cantonese dim-sum favourite: deep fried shrimp dumpling with mayonnaise sauce.

And then there is this stupid cheese craze. Pizza topping with cheese, pasta with cheese, aglio-olio with cheese! Sausage with cheese, fries with cheese melts. And it is all Cheddar or Parmesan (for garnish) or Edam (the worst legacy from colonial era). It is almost can be said that cheese is our traditional staple food. Maybe we are more influenced by US than Europe.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #6213 on: 15-09-2014, 15:09:17 »
Europeans love cheese much more than Americans in my experience.

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« Reply #6214 on: 15-09-2014, 15:09:25 »
Europeans love cheese much more than Americans in my experience.

Americans prefer cheese-like products.

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« Reply #6215 on: 15-09-2014, 16:09:03 »
I don't mind cheese, as long as there is a variety and the willingness to try them. In some local upper class hotel buffet, they have this wine & cheese festivals. The selection offers the finest European & American wine and cheese, yet no one palate the cheese section.

But everyone goes crazy when it is Mozzarella, Cheddar, and Parmesan.

Well, this is a list of popular restaurants around Jakarta:

http://klik-eat.com/?action=search&location=0&typefood=6&permit=-1&typeresto=-1&keyword=&searchtype=advanced&starts=

More than 75% of it sells this as an appetizer:


Under the various name: cheese croquettes, cheese fries, fried cheese sticks, cheesy bites, cheese bites, fried mozzarella, sticky mozzarella, etc.

« Last Edit: 15-09-2014, 16:09:52 by Zoologic »

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« Reply #6216 on: 15-09-2014, 17:09:24 »
You should try Casu Marzu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg

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Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from Sardinian language for "tear") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (0.3 in) long. When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not. The cheese, along with one of its Sardinian makers, Giovanni Gabbas, received attention on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. Zimmern described the taste of the cheese as "so ammoniated" that "...it scorches your tongue a bit." The cheese is known to leave an aftertaste for a duration of up to several hours.

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #6217 on: 16-09-2014, 18:09:16 »

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
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« Reply #6219 on: 18-09-2014, 13:09:08 »
LEGENDARY FORGOTTEN HOPE 2 ROUNDS!!! >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtJF9fL1YI

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #6220 on: 18-09-2014, 13:09:15 »
Now i have to think about this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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« Reply #6221 on: 18-09-2014, 14:09:13 »
You should try Casu Marzu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg

Yes, saw that on Discovery Travel & Leisure (before it becomes TLC). Not interested in a potentially health-damaging exotic foods.

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« Reply #6222 on: 18-09-2014, 16:09:12 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X-yIkXX3fA
I replayed 2:25 over 20 times...

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-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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« Reply #6224 on: 18-09-2014, 21:09:02 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X-yIkXX3fA
I replayed 2:25 over 20 times...

Its even better with the 0.25 speed setting on youtube.