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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1725 on: 03-08-2012, 22:08:59 »

Milla Jovovich and kukris.
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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1726 on: 03-08-2012, 22:08:20 »
doesnt work, mayte
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1727 on: 04-08-2012, 03:08:10 »
Milla Jovovich and kukris.

Thorondor, you scare me. I have literally just watched that movie last night (Res. Evil: Extinction that is). Found it in the bluray bargain bin at my favorite record shop for 5 euros. The only one of the franchise I actually like.

And speaking of RE:




Any reason to post a pic of Michelle Rodriguez, really....  :P
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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1728 on: 07-08-2012, 18:08:33 »


Ellloooooooo Fraulein!
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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1729 on: 07-08-2012, 23:08:40 »
So, my birthday was yesterday (36 minutes ago local time), and I'm going to celebrate it by posting whatever I want. Translating in this context to "Ladies with varying degrees of firepower, increasingly impractical outfits, and guaranteed back problems in the future" (their bizarre ways of carrying the weaponry most likely only exacerbating the latter).

Law enforcement the way it should be:





WHY SO SERIOUS?

Is that an assault rifle in your pocket, or... erm, never mind.

Nothing epitomizes "white trash chic" better than SCAR-L.

Classics never age.


Wow, XM8. Don't see many of those - actually, was it ever even sold to civilians before the program's cancellation? Which makes me ask, are these guns even real or just airsoft replicas?

It's not the size of your magazine, it's how you use it.

It's really hard to come up with more puns that would be as lame as the previous, so I'll just let the pictures to speak for themselves from now on.



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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1730 on: 07-08-2012, 23:08:54 »
But, since this is a Forgotten Hope forum, I'll post something related too:



Ze final proof that ze Nazis did haf a time maschine, az depikted in ze most historikally akkurate of all komik books, Commando Comics. Hov else could ve eksplain dat ze Gestapo vaz issued ze Beretta M9?

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1731 on: 09-08-2012, 16:08:29 »
Pictures, please. Not casual chauvinism.
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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1732 on: 10-08-2012, 00:08:09 »
It's dem actiongirls.  Those are classic. Exactly 10 years ago, those were shown on the covers of germany's popular gaming magazin.


I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1733 on: 10-08-2012, 01:08:43 »
Bwahahaha. You seriously come up with a German magazine from 2002 !? ;D

If I may translate: "DUNGEON SIEGE - Why Diablo 2 looks as old as Queen Mum in comparance to this action-roleplaygame"

It gets better:

"Hey, he looks like banana-Kahn: FIFA WM 2002; First test: ingenious and finally without Holland!"  hahaha, this stuff is simply awesome ;D

Sorry, that girl just has a minor roll in this. Thanks for posting, I can not stop laughing :D

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1734 on: 10-08-2012, 01:08:18 »
"FIFA WM 2002; First test: ingenious and finally without Holland!"
Awesome indeed, nice to read that other teams are so glad when we aren't there ;)

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1735 on: 10-08-2012, 01:08:41 »
Erm. It was just a reply to the action girls above. Those made me remember the covergirls printed on that Magazine until 2k3. Those pictures are actiongirls. Actiongirls is a brand name. You can google it.
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I usually imagine my own sounds with it, like `tjunk, tupdieyupdiedee` aaa enemy spotted, ratatatataboom

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1736 on: 10-08-2012, 01:08:25 »
Ah I see, sorry didn't know that. Funny stuff anyway :P

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1737 on: 10-08-2012, 02:08:41 »
holy shit! i had that CD that was in that magazine! played the Soldier of fortune 2 demo with it  ;D

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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1738 on: 10-08-2012, 03:08:21 »
Sometimes Olympians woman look like this...



or like this...





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Re: The Official Babe Thread
« Reply #1739 on: 10-08-2012, 03:08:24 »
I would watch women's biathlon all day long, if they used beach volley outfits and guns that actually look like guns. Hence, ActionGirls (if you have to google, YOU MUST BE NEW HERE). Pic very much related (Kaisa-Leena Mäkäräinen, world champion 2011).