Played the demo until it told me it was over, thank god it did. I would have never stopped if that had been the full game.
Ramses and me were like: Wazzup bitches, I got the motherfucking chariot with shooting arrows! And then Bismarck and Alexander got pissed because I raped two city-states in one second (Rio and Brussels)
And Copenhagen was being overrun by barbarians, those silly Danes were like: omfg lol wtf thank you Ramses for your über chariots and I was like: no prob I'ma gonna go plunder Germany through Rome, wanna come KKTHXBBQl8r
And then the demo ended
Thank god