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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #570 on: 06-05-2014, 18:05:04 »

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #571 on: 06-05-2014, 23:05:09 »
That craster's keep battle scene was possibly the stupidest scene ever to appear in the series.
So first of all, the Bolton guy scouts out the location. Ok. So he finds the captives and... leaves? Why? Why didn't he go in there, tell them: "I'm with your brother and will free you, but I will have to sneak you out one by one." He carries Bran out of the tent and slits his throat, problem solved. Later he can then kill Jon Snow during the assault or at some other time. But ok, he leaves them there. So in order to keep Jon and the others from getting close to their prison, he tells them there are dogs in there that would give them away.
This would imply that they plan to sneak up on the traitors. But they don't. They just run in there with their swords drawn. Who cares about the dogs?
So then the battle commences and the Bolton guy sneaks of to the prisoners. Why did he carry Bran into the woods like an idiot? He leaves behind the wonder twins, who would surely point out to Jon: "That's the guy who went off with your brother, he is a traitor." He should have just stabbed them all there and then. "Sorry Jon, when we attacked LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS these assholes killed the hostages we never knew they had. Oh that is your brother? How unfortunate. If you need a shoulder to cry on, go into the woods with me alone."
But no, instead of doing all these very reasonable things, he carries Bran into the forest and gets his neck snapped.
Just incredibly stupid.

This whole scene did not happen in the book series, perhaps one of the reason why it feels so out of sync with the rest.


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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #572 on: 07-05-2014, 12:05:17 »
wasn't hodor badly wounded by a spear in one of his legs ? I thought he couldn't walk again, it would be more difficult for bran to move

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #573 on: 07-05-2014, 13:05:00 »
Still made for awesome TV, especially since we saw Hodor Smash.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #574 on: 08-05-2014, 00:05:38 »
when did this happen?

He was not wrong. Amateurs talk tactics, pros talk logistics.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #575 on: 12-05-2014, 12:05:58 »
Shae, you whore!

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #576 on: 12-05-2014, 20:05:21 »
Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z7J9htpmog

This scene, was...fucking
Amazing
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #577 on: 19-05-2014, 22:05:36 »
Joffrey might be dead, but that doesn't mean we can't have slap gifs.


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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #578 on: 20-05-2014, 01:05:15 »
When Lysa "fell" down the moon door it reminded me of this:

http://youtu.be/4BOQI-LAEzM?t=1m24s

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #579 on: 02-06-2014, 05:06:51 »
I'm kind of reminded of that swordsman scene in Indiana Jones.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #580 on: 02-06-2014, 06:06:50 »
So yeah this last episode, won't spoil it for my EU brothers but yeah..
Wow...
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #581 on: 02-06-2014, 09:06:58 »
Well, you could say it was *puts on glasses* mind blowing.

Eh, eh? Anyone?

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #582 on: 02-06-2014, 13:06:08 »
This shocked me more than the Red Wedding or Ned's beheading....and I even knew what was coming.

It was done good (I mean it translated good from the book), but this shit was shocking.
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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #583 on: 02-06-2014, 15:06:03 »
Come on man, no monologues.  That's like the first thing they teach you in villain school.

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Re: Game of Thrones
« Reply #584 on: 02-06-2014, 15:06:23 »
For anyone who got too rustled (including me):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
This helps a lot.


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