So this saturday i had a gay experience when a drunk gay person came to me at 5 AM in the snackbar, hanged at my shoulder, and said in a sexy voice that i was handsome and that was intrested. In wich he rubbed my ass and left, saying where he was on his way out
Alot of people went WTF
I just shouted at the gay= Thanks for the compliment!
In wich i ran into trouble with turkish people, saying i was gay, untill a ladyfriend of mine came to rescue saying= oh shut up, we just had sex 6 hours ago
In wich whispered to her = its bad to lie, we should make this truth
That night however, i lost a bet. The bet involved in carrying as much tapped beers as possible and i lost to a GIRL.......Okay she works in a bar, so she had an unfair advantage. So she said= Tuesdays i have a late shift (2PM-10PM), before i go, i wanna see an english breakfast with eggs, bacon and sausages!
So i went to the store, in wich i saw..........SPAM
imported! you rarely find SPAM here!
So i took it home, and cooked eggs, bacon and SPAM
"What is this?"
-me=Spam! Its good!
"I dont think i will like this spam
-ooh dear i love it, im having eggs spam and spam!
"What? O_O
-Yeah i was going for spam spam and spam but then i would have ran out of spam, so i took eggs.
In the end, she liked it. Altough it tasted a bit dry. I baked the spam and i think i slightly overbaked it. Still tasted great tough.
And then i showed her this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE