5 years ago we lost a good friend.

[:| Hi]

Sorry bout that pluto, hope being forever alone is working out well for you

[Eat Uranium]

Sorry bout that pluto, hope being forever alone is working out well for you

But Pluto isn't forever alone.  It has Charon, Nix, Hydra and P4 to play with.

Mercury, Venus and Makemake are forever alone.

[:| Hi]

But when you see a map of the solar system, Pluto is almost always included, unlike Charon, Nix, Hydra and P4. Even if it's "not a planet" it is still the outer most ring on said maps!

[Eat Uranium]

Pro-tip: Charon, Nix, Hydra and P4 are Pluto's moons.

The full order is:
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris.
Which means you have to make a rhyme for MVEMcJSUNphme.

[DaWorg!]

Scientist know nothing about planets, just pretends they do. Don't trust em. Pluto is a hell of a iceplanet and always will be!

[:| Hi]

Always you Britons, arguing the semantics 

[Eat Uranium]

It's my job as a physicist in training to correct your astronomical mistakes.

[Zoologic]

IIRC, some asteroids in the belt between Mars and Jupiter are nearly at the same size of Pluto.

Get over it!

[Gl@mRock]

I miss you, dog, I really do. 

[Biiviz]

Dear NASA,

your mom thought I was big enough.


Sincerely,
Pluto

[NTH]

Does Pluto have Dinosaurs? If not it can shove off for all I care.

[siben]

Does Pluto have Dinosaurs? If not it can shove off for all I care.

That's the thing, nobody ever bothered to check so it very well might be full of them there!

[Fuchs]

Must be evil dinosaurs who threw asteroids at Earth so the competition would go extinct.

[Oberst]

I dont see, why Pluto is alone out there. He is with so many friends and this are just a few out of much much more:

[siben]

Good god, they put him with an egghead (haumea), poor pluto.... He is the god of the underworld for gods sake.